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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everyone's hot on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Instagram can fuck off.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
No swimsuit posts then for the rest of the year
from me.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
I'm not You think that I'm like a skinny, little
petite thing. My thighs are chafing. That's why I ripped
my denim jeans.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, you did riped in them. So that's a good point.
Show me something. Podcast, as you can tell, we're here
(00:34):
in person together, it's our Jordan podcast. It says two
three uh and per usu. Episode is brought to you
by the good people down the street at Arby's.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
At Arby's and we're in Miami.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
So I was like, I didn't even know Miami had Arby's,
but hell yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah bing bong, Yeah, Arby's in Miami. Hits a little
diff A lot of times people fly to Miami and
they want a cuban a sandwich. Not me, not here.
I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Guess what I just ate?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What'd you eat?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
A double beef and cheddar arby sandwich.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You can ask anyone in here like, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And you still look skinny despite ripping denim earlier today,
You're not gonna get a better roast beef than the
double beef and cheddar from Arby's. You know what I
do sometimes take the top bun off, I put curly
fries on top bun back on as little crunch.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Dude, I like that.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I have actually never done that, but I bun off
shit ton of Arby sauce. Yeah, like a little bunch
of cheddar, Arby sauce, a bunch of meat.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We've been eating so much Arbies during the podcast that
we didn't record for like a week and a half,
and I kind of thought about Arby's every day. But
it's been a minute, and so we're here to just
get back on the road.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I'd say, I'd like to start off that I'm drinking
as Celsius and I had no idea that it looks
like dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You're in alien pissed.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Honestly love Celsius. That like big, big fan flavor. I
think it's strawberry Kiwi.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, dude, you're dead on.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, it's good, real good, real good.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, you should never. It's like, never meet your heroes.
Never pour your favorite energy drinks into a into a
fucking glass.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Do they all look like this.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I saw someone for out of Celsius like a week
because I have the same moment that you just had.
I watched them corn down. I was like, Jesuit's fucking great.
So it look so scary.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, so they Oh that's that's actually that's awful. I
drink like one of these before a game and one
a halftime.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah. Is that that's your go to like stimulant for hoops?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Well no I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't need it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
There's a good question for you, Yeah, because I always
want definitely for baseball football. I think it's you play
once a week and the energy is just naturally there.
But you used to play back to back games on
the days that you're like just not feeling it and
you're like yawning during pregame and stuff. What do you
do to find your like your juice?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Honestly, poor Celsius, Yeah, because it really does. Like I
actually did this study. Sometimes some gutishes. You know, I
do not react to caffeine. It does nothing for me.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Then what it's that for? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
That?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What's it fucking called?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Say?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Here you go? No? No, no, well guys, what am
I tripping? What's it called when you do something and
like you don't actually, but you think you're getting the benefits,
but it's not working. Plussbo. It's plasio. Like you drink
and energy drink because you think it'll wake you up,
or like coffee in the morning and people think you're like, oh,
I can start my day now, but it's like probably
not even working.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But they do kind of help.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So what do you do, Like if you're yawning and
like you really to turn up, you.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Gotta get your shit together, that is yes, and everyone
goes through it like there's definitely games that you're more
excited for and games that you're not, but like at
the end of the day, you're here to freaking win
and play basketball.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
People you have everyone one you're like yawning, like fuck, yeah,
there you go. Yes, you guys play defense. I know.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
But sometimes actually when I feel tired, I somehow play
better because I'm like, hey, I need to get my
shit together and like show up.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Or I was gonna say, or you're just like not
so over the top, yeah, kind of just like challenge
just like play better calm literally, uh is that how
you were?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Football is very like it's so there's so much build up.
You can't really, you're never gonna be like tired and
of you if yeah, you wake up the first time
you get fucking your job working half. We didn't see
each other for Thanksgiving. That was like the big I
was like, oh, you were gone. I know, did you
saw my brother? Though? I know he said he saw you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, you know what.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I was actually exhausted this Thanksgiving and I only went
out for maybe like twenty minutes and that I was
just tired and I was good.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Where was it?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I wanted to make a PSA that I stayed in
on Thanksgiving Eve aka blackout Wednesday aka hang out with
your here it is. Wait, has a good picture of
both of you. That's cute?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Can I see?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah? So my brother got home at Henry got home
at four point thirty, he said, and they're gonna go
to my grandma's. I don't know what they did. They
want to someone's house. Oh no, but I want to
say sorry. Meeting cross paths it was a big step
in my life. I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, can you tell me more why you didn't? Because
this is new? Yeah, I thought there was more going on.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I did see just a lot of tweets that like
if you're thirty, like let's hang up the cleats the
night before Thanksgiving, and I probably got into my head
a little bit. However, we had to go to my
grandma's the next day, and I think I had something
else that weekend. I don't know, but I went on
watching a movie with my dad.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh really, Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But it was like, a that was a big step.
And now I probably won't even consider that night as
like a as something to do.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
No, I know, I think you also grow out of it,
like the more you mature and stuff like that, you
just like need rest and you just want to be
Here's my thing. I never get to really be home
and like just be with the people I want to
be with. Yeah, and all my friends, I hate that
I didn't get to see them, but I actually just
stayed home and spent so much time with my family
and it was like so fulfilling. Yeah, and I had
so many opportunities to like go be with all my friends.
(05:54):
They all watched them a zoo game at Cooper's house
and I wanted to go, but I just couldn't get
off the couch, Like I was just so I was
just content.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I think if someone would have texted me and like
made plans, I would have done it. My fault, Like
everyone was just kind of like chilling. Really I saw
I saw like Thomas and Brian and Ross at where
Cap House for like a beer.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Oh yeah, Dan, I didn't go to tapas. I literally
went to Addison's for their nachos. Stop by understudy to
see why, and that's where I ran into your brother.
All of our friends were down there for a little bit,
but I was just like, I was good. I've been exhausted,
so it's just nice to go home. I feel like
a fat fuck to be honest, after Thanksgiving, but that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
How is your plate so good? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So good?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I had like three four plates.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
All my family are all zoograds obviously, so they're like
they listened to this podcast and one of my aunts
was like, thanks for the shoutout on your podcast. I
was like, did I when did I give your shut up?
And she like she played it back and I was like,
my aunt makes fucking geese potatoes at Thanksgiving and she
was like just dialed.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Didn't have him this year, though, which is.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You know what we're we were all deciding like for Christmas,
actually gonna do like an Italian Christmas dinner, like Italian food.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I was thinking like culturally, like the Italian.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Can you imagine the Cunningham's all doing that.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, Like we always kind of do like I feel
like Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas probably missing one, but we always
do like the same types of meals. And so this
year our cousins are going to do things or a
freaking Italian dinner lunch dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I really fuck with that because there's no rules for
Christmas food.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
But it's kind of like but it's like rules that
are like unwritten rules, and now like we're breaking the
norm which I have so for.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
So like spaghetti pizza is like a little juveni but like.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Good pasta, Yeah, there's gonna be like yeah, four pastas
a bunch of wine.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Our cousins they make their own alcohol.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, do you know how cool.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That is, Like like moonshine.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's like yeah, but like a distillery so good. No, no, no,
like you know it's like secret. Yeah it is in like.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
But it's so good. And they like make their own wine.
They do all that type stuff. They're just super down
to do all that. So I'm like, say less, I'll
drink it. I'll tell you how it is.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That sounds really fun. It's December now, Thanksgiving's over. Yeah,
uh fucking god, damn, the cheap Thanksgiving is big to
the fucking Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's been going on now, I know that's why. Okay,
I mean we'll probably talk about this more. But so
if and I are going from here to Kansas City
for a little party Saturday.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But like in keV, Kev's coming to keV can't.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Cut Kev's face into this episode, which is sad. But
the Chiefs are I feel like I've said this like
four weeks in a row now, Baxter against the Wall.
This is if they lose Sunday.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's over.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Over, It's over. They'll have played in three Super Bowls
in a row to not making the playoffs, which is
fucking crazy. I will give them the benefit of the doubt.
When you play three or four extra games every single postseason,
it's football, though, that stacks up you.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They have a long offseason.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Not okay, not as like it's longer than yours. But
I'm saying football fucking destroys you. It takes years off
your life.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I totally agree that. And you know what I think
is also funny is like how old is like?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
How old?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Are like the bets of football? Oh? The thirty Like
Travis is old?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like, hold is he thirty seven or something?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, he's thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I mean that's cool. Okay, Yeah, thirty.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Six thirty six, Wow, that is actually pretty old for football.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I was thinking more like thirty or thirty one two
three would be pretty old for football.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, like Brady plain to lose forty one fucking insane? Yeah,
that's like the Diana Tarrossi.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah. But my point was like, you're playing full an extra.
If you just say the last three years, that's an
extra like almost ten games. Yeah, that's a lot that
other teams you're playing and didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Have to do.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You think if you went to the championship four years
in a row that the fifth year you'd be like
a little not over it, but you're kind of like yawn.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Not not over it.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
But I also think that when you do experience that
and you don't have all the tools that you need,
you know what you're lacking. Do you kind of get
what I'm saying, like, because people want to go get
their money, which they totally should. They people leave and
then you lose that talent and if you don't replace it,
then like everyone knows, you're lacking of what got you
there the past whatever years.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah. Also, yeah, breaking news. I will not be shotgunning beers.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I know this is cool.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I can't drink with you at the tailgate Sunday because
I am now hosting on the field. I'm the sideline
reporter for Chiefs Texans Peacock livestream reality hot Seats, so
fucking turn me up.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, just handheld mic right here. I'm gonna be a
little bit professional, maybe a joker too.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'd like throwing a joker to that to you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
But it is crazy though that now here, I am
that Like a reality TV show of me jumping in
a pool got me a sideline reporting job.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Full circle moment, man, I.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Hope Patrick sees me wings.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Have you interviewed him before?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yes, so it's kind of it kind of works. Yeah,
So they told me keep it pretty u neutral in
general with my colors and unbiased reporter. I'm wearing all
cheese stuff, so uh, it'll be fun, but I gotta
make sure I find everyone that I gotta see my
dad do some points.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Gonna try to dress warm enough but also look professional
on camera. And they're bringing the they're bringing the peacock
cameras to our tailgate, so we'll get some interviews in there.
But this is awesome, pretty exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I bet this is gonna be like this step of
something new.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well, yeah, I like doing things that are like, like
it's fun. Like people always like, would you ever want
to broadcast? I'm like, I don't. It just feels so formal.
That's why I liked going on Good Morning Football. Yeah,
that's show you can like be silly, and I think
I'm gonna get to be a little nowadays.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Not all broadcasting is so professional.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Like thinking about I agree. Like Pat mcfee's tank tops literally.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And he's jumping off in the speedo.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, like, yeah, I think I like him.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, but he's a big indie guy. You should. I
don't know how you guys don't know each other yet.
He his studio is an indie I should try to
get on his show. The crew is Heather Gay, Justin
Sylvester Boston freaking Rob and Kate Chastain and you, and
I'm gonna be like, I'll be like cutting to them
in the studio. Oh. Also that think there's gonna be
like sneak peaks of ship, Like I think they're introing
(12:36):
new summerhouse people on the show. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
Wait what do you mean? Who like the new guys?
One of them may or may not be from Kisudy.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Beach who right?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So Freddy, okay? Sunday Night football?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay? Can I do that? Funk? I was not right.
It happened before I even turned ice busted my hand
open woo.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
So scared.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I just hurt my hand really bad. I hope I
don't mess up, but tune in, don't watch.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Hopefully it goes better than that bottle pop.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Peacock Sunday Night. I'm gonna have to text so many
of my aunts that like, they're like, how do I
open peacock?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Sure oh, Sureley, Heather.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
And Sureley, Aunt, Cheryl in Heather, Andy and Nantsy and
Heather and Nantsy. I figured out Cheryl fucking download the app?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Now, this is good, dude, congrats big steps. All right,
let me set you the scene. So holidays are here,
everything goes straight chaos. I'm still doing workouts, I'm traveling,
I'm trying to get my presence together. I'm just trying
to like figure out my life chaos.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Your suitcase is never unpacked, your phone's always buzzing, and
chaos uh is everywhere. It's hard to get ten minutes
to yourself.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Which is exactly why the second I reach home, I'm
going straight for the couch, probably a little bit of popcorn.
Make sure the air conditioning's on, because I'm going from
my bubble cuddle blanket from Cozy Earth because i just
want to relax a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, my apartment is basically Cozy Earth headquarters at this point.
I also have the Cozy Earth bamboo sheets with Christmas
decor on them. I'm going to sleep with little trees.
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Speaker 3 (14:17):
I actually kind of like that.
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Speaker 1 (14:42):
So it'll be Sundnight football and like I'll already be
in Kansas City. So they were like, we need a
sideline reporter. And it does help that I've kind of
been doing this, yeah for a while, but I'm kind
of fired up. I need to like behave during the day.
But it's like cool, and it is at Arrowhead where
I've been watching games since as a kid, and now
I'll have a microphone.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
So is it like literally just you and the camera?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh my god, I think. I mean, I don't know.
I won't know until we like get into it. But
it's the whole game.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Do you know what you're talking about yet?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Or no? They say they're like working on maybe a
like a segment with Donna Kelcey. Nice, she'll be there, ye,
but no, it's like full blown, like stick mic, And honestly,
this is fun because it's not as stuffy as a
real broadcast. Like I don't have to talk about like
if the chiefe can to like run the ball more
I can joke about like the atmosphere and like how
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things are going and make weird analogies and metaphors. It's
gonna be awesome. And I've already seen some posts about
it that are like a lot of women saying like
this is the only reason I'll watch football.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
This is good, so should be sick, should be fun? Wait?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Can I ask something?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Though?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I feel like you're really good at this, but what
other people in reality TV are also really good at this?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So the four they have they did they did like no, no, no,
I just don't know. They did table reads and chemistry tests.
I think they have the uh, like ten or twelve
people do it? Oh good, And they chose for the
people who they felt like worked the best. Nice because
I asked because Heather Gay is the Saal Lake City
housewife and I was like, oh, I was how like
how did she get chosen?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Like she showed up and was just like new every kid. Yeah,
I think like has family involved in football. And dude
in Utah b YU Top ten program right now, the
Utah the Utah Citizens, no a lot of balls really.
Andy Reid went to b YU and she went to
b YU Andy Reid did, Yeah, wait, that might be fun.
I wonder if she knows Heather Day by you and
(16:38):
you read b YU fun connection, love and so that
is Sunday. So I will. I think they're gonna bring
the cameras out to hurt. He'll get first.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That will be fun and aud like you need a focus,
like you can't be messed around.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
No, I'll have like a beer two and eat some food. Ye,
and it will not be what it typically. It will
not be usual.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
What did the boys say? Because that's some harsh news. Yeah,
like good news, but harsh news.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
They'll be fine. There's enough of us that hopefully they
don't they don't like miss my antics too much. But also,
now my dad's gonna find someone to go with because
I was gonna go so with him. He'll be fine,
He'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Why won't your mom go?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Is she working?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Maybe my mom's good for like two or three years. Also,
once it's.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Cold, I think she gets about hind dogs.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Henry's bringing his Chicago friends already be there.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh, oh that'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, you actually just bring a friend.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
He's gonna Yeah, he'll be fine, he'll be great.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But also the biggest thing. I was like, do I
have to dress in neutrals and being unbiased?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
They were like, honestly, everyone knows your chief's family, like,
don't fake it.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So I put together a little outfit before I packed
last night.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Like not is it like too much or is it
like enough?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I think it's cute. It's like touches of chiefs, but
it still looks I think professional and cool. You ready,
ye let me see supposed to be cold. It's like
all denim, you dumb, that's full on cheefs. It's a
scarf for the hat.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Dude, please show the camera. Hold on pause. He said,
touch of cheese. Just remember that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
But it's not like a red coat that like I
would normally wear. That's tasteful.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
That's full on chiefs and dinghas.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
But in yeah, people will know that that's who I'm
supporting in where I was burned. But it still is
like someone neutral.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I thought I thought it was gonna be like touches
of like a little red and like a little yellow.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
It was like full on beani cheese.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Do you think you're trying to find you guys? Are
you going in?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm actually going home I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Are you tailgating?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
No, Like I'm leaving at like seven am on Sunday.
So here's my thing is, I want to have fun
and I want to go. Don't get me wrong, but
I've I've got to rehab like I have been.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
We'll play, we'll go, we'll play seven on seven in
the parking lot, and we can we can work like rehab.
Like I know I'm saying, we'll work on your cuts.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Throw me some, I'll run some routes. Do you throw
me the wall?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
I I do want to go, like I haven't been
to a chief game this year yet, which is like
kind of sad, But I also know that I have
some kind of cool stuff that I can't talk about
yet coming up, and I've got to get my shit together.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So honestly, we're both growing. I didn't go out before
Thanksgiving and years Giving Chiefs game to rehabit professional.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But I do like I do miss. Oh my god,
my shirt's not buttoned.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Do you need a button?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Sure, go ahead, go ahead and button. Well I can't,
I can't yet. But all I'm trying to say is
I got some big things coming.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Up, and oh, oh, you got a good thing that
you have time to work on.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
This is it working kind of hard?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I tried, but then I just fully forgot about it. Actually,
now that he's working on my fit, thank you. We
are going to a hard rock party tonight. Yeah, and
this is going like totally left.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
But I was getting ready because I don't you're gonna
go change after right?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah? Yeah, I was like, yeah, it's fine, but I.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I didn't know if we were gonna have time or not,
so I just got ready. And what I was gonna
wear is like super cute. It ripped like right down
the butt crack and what does it?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Like my pants ripped? Like I put it on and
I try to bend.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I try.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I tried to bend over and I heard a no,
and I looked at it. Full crack, oh, full crack,
full crack.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
What's grown? It could be good.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I think my thighs honestly, and I'm trying to get
thicky than a sninky, but that's.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Not really working.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Was it wasn't a dress, No, it was like shorts.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's like shorts. I had a cute it was like
a denim matching set.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
It was super cute.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That is cute. You know it was Wait, you ripped
denim well down the middle.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't think it's insane.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I should have.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Well, once I looked though, it kind of looked like
there was already something wrong at the top of it.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You know what I mean. Now you're blaming the it's
not me half.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah, So that's not great.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So that Oh, that's why Kevin was at Zara.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I was doing something and I was like keV, I
was like, between here and shooting, I was like, I've
got to go to like Target or Zarrow, like those
only closest things I know that has outfits that I
could maybe potentially wear, and because like.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Well I can go for you and Kevin, are you
even good fashion? V Kevin did not pick this, Like
I just threw stuff together and so.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I have a bag, Where's where's that from? So this
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Kevin went and he like was facetiming me and this
like the store lady was like, okay, so what do
you like? What's your size? Does this look good?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
And was like, oh, this is this is definitely wear Target.
I that's hard. Employee was not like, so what's your style?
There's no shot.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, I I literally darning.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I'm like, flip around your camera because I was there
earlier today just to like click around, and so I
was like, go left, pick these out, go here, and
I was like, just find someone that maybe I showed
her my top. I switched my top and I was like, like,
find something that looks good with this, and so he
just went and got me like three or four things.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That should be hot Girl of the Week then whatever
her name was, do you know her.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I thought you were telling Kevin should be hot girl
the way.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Hot Girl the Week, But the lady at Zara go
for it. The Lady at Zara.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I haven't tried anything on. I'm wear this, but it
damn Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's my first time seen your scars in real life,
you know, and I'm just pale my, like they're a
little harry.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Do you have you do you do like scraping? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah, it hurts like hell, It's hurts so bad.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
So I actually went on a run today and.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Outside, yeah, I'm concrete.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, it hurt.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It just hurts my back too much. I don't really
I don't ever do it.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Oh, I love to run.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I wouldn't think that you would for laziness. Oh love
like it just like is very You're like a suicides girl,
not a like a five cake.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
No, I'm a five K girl because like I go
at my own pace and I listen to music and
I'm good anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
My scars were like hurting during my run.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, like they it is like.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, like desensitize it on the flattin mountains. Yeah, all right,
let's be real here. The holidays always just like sneak
up on you and you're not ready for anything. People
are texting you, they're coming over.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You are just not prepared. That's when you kind of
look around your place and you're like, where am I
putting all these people?
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Speaker 1 (23:45):
I actually got a beautiful bar cart. It's in between
a bunch of art in my apartment. It looks beautiful
and I am so excited to house people for the holidays.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I love that and it kind of refreshes like your
living room with some throat blankets from Ma Coziness.
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Speaker 1 (24:39):
And other big news project B do you want to
spill the freakin' beans.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So it's a league.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
So the W season goes from May to October for
people who don't know, and this league will go in
our off season. So like there's other things like Unrivaled
a you in Nashville, then people can go overseas two.
But this is a whole new one and this one
offers a lot, a lot, a lots of lots of money,
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and that's why people are like moving towards this.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And this is also different than Unrivaled completely different. So
how many like floating leagues are there? Three?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I would say that like.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
A lot of the American players are doing our I
would say the majority is too okay, yeah, okay, but
I think there's going to be a lot of people
switching over.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So like here's my thing.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
So all these leagues are great, but at the end
of the day, like if you don't have the W,
you don't have the platform, so you don't have the eyes,
you don't have the recognition.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's right, Kaylyn Clark, Yeah, you have the W. Yeah,
I try to enter it, like play in this One's.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Like no, I saw Kelsey Mitchell's playing, Yeah, which.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I'm super excited about, super excited to play with Kel's
or I don't know if I'll play with her, but
will be in the same week. But so you go
to like seven different markets around the world, You're only
there for a certain amount of time and then you
have the rest of the time off. So I could
like stay in that market and travel for free pretty much.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I know the markets, I.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Do, but I don't know the exact city. So I
know there's like two in Asia, two in Europe, I
think two in the North and South America is and
one elsewhere do that fucking rocks. I'm excited because I
actually miss kind of traveling the world. I was in
France for seven months, I went to Australia at the
beginning of my career.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Loved it.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
You just get cultured. It's it's fun and I've missed it.
But I also don't want to play around, like my
body can't handle it. I have other things I want
to do that I'm interested in, and so this just
gives me like the perfect opportunity to go play get cultured,
like see the world, but also like be able to
come home and still experience like what I want to get.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
So you think it's a tasteful amount of basketball that
wouldn't burn you out, but it's offering you multiple things outside.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Of like just find yeah so and they have like
the best They're gonna have the best Pete's. They're just
super organized.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Do you know where like who's backing it, Who's like well,
I know, I.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Don't know if I'm allowed to say, but I'll just say,
like four huge tech companies that are like well known
and they have a shit ton of money.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
So a lot of people think this is like Saudi
money and it's not at all has.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Now now no, no no.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
So I'm excited and I think the people that are
running it are just good, good people.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I think it's good experience.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Did they did they recruit you or did you reach
out to them? No?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
They recruited me, and I not even gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I actually like kind of turned it down twice because
I was like, I don't, like, I don't want to
play overseas, I don't whatever. And then like the more
details I got, and like, the more I really thought about,
I'm like, dude, what a great time to like expand
my brand globally. I get to play year round, which
will help me stay in shape. That will help me
because I'm about to hit like I'm hitting my prime.
So prime in the WNBA is like anywhere from twenty
(27:43):
eight to thirty four.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
You better fucking ball out then.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
But I'm a late fluer two, so I'm like, I'll
probably be you know, the fifty year olds.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
To a play yeah, yeah, like in the church league, yeah,
step backs.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
And shit talking shit the little kids. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I did have my uncle one time I played in
this church league and he was like, there's guy he
played D two basketball and he sucks up and he
could just get mid range floaters all day and no
one could stop him. You know what.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
It's hilarious. And when I was you weren't there. You
were at Bravo com.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
But I was up in New York and we all
went to dinner after the sun Cruiser event and there
is a couple of guys there and they play in like.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
The New York like City League or something. It's like CYBA.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
But like for older people, is it if it's not
Volo sports?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
What what?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
What it's like?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It was like three letters? Do you kind of know
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh, well, it's not. It's not volo like it's but
were they like all good? They were all like, do
you think it's the same level as my kickball league
or better or worse?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I think it might be a little better.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, okay, so it's probably not Volo. It's probably something
that I don't know of.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Okay, Well, they they all are like finance people, and
they all take their basketball so serious, like getting had
oh yeah, and like like making sure that they're fit
for their for their.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Game, wiping their wiping their yeah shoes. Literary defensive possessions.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Literally and I was like, I would love to see that. Yeah,
so it'll be really cool. It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Are you excited? I am a little eius. No. Uh,
you think you'll play commercial or where they charge.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
No, everything's charicet class, everything's chartered. Everything's like that. We're
gonna be at the nicest hotels, nicest anything you can
think of that is great overseas.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That's where we're going to be.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Yeah, but I do think it's cool because, like say
we play in Italy, you play for two weeks and
then I could stay there and explore for two weeks,
like literally damn near.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
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Speaker 3 (29:39):
It'll be fun.
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Com and I did read Yeah, uh, they're giving equity
to everyone, yeah, which sick.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Yeah, I think like the first kind of like wave
of people who are willing to go for it because
this is new sore. It's it's risky, but high risk
hy reward that. Yeah, they're giving equity, and so I'm like,
I'm all for that. Like it's especially with like the
money that is involved in honestly, the platform that it
gives us athletes to like expand our game in our
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brand globally is huge.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
So like I'm I'm for that one hundred percent. Fuck yeah, yeah,
it'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's dope.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So enough about me, but fun stuff.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
While you were back home, while you were being lazy,
you also went to the blue skate with Andy that
looked awesome, and you got your what's it called the
zamboni samboni samboni.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
There's an m that word. I actually asked the zamboni
guy what the technology is in the zamboni. So there's
a little blade and it shaves off like a quarter
inch maybe of ice that like has been carved up
from the skates, so it's like it's like shoveling that off.
And then there's hot water that drips in from the
(31:49):
samboni so that it fills the cracks also from their skates.
So then by the time the zamboni's come off and
the guys come back on the ice, it's already frozen
and it like fills the crevices.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Wait, this is dumb, And why hot water?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I think, because then that like really like it really
gets in there. Oh and kind of like remelts the ice. Yeah,
so that like it's more of one cohesive yeah, like platform, Yeah,
I like that, but that was cool and holy fuck.
So and he gets on this SANDBONI I get on
this samboni. So then we're doing like our circles. You're
(32:22):
like waving people. Every kid under the age of twenty
all they just looked at me, did this why say,
it's it's like just what they're doing.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I mean, there's nothing to it.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I know, but just like all these little kids, like, ah,
I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
It was insane. So I looked up. I did one
of these to mom and dad. Yeah, and then just
did you hit one of these? And I just six seven?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
And did the crowd go crazy?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah? Well, yeah, the kids fucking thought it was awesome
and just that's like all there's no there's no layers
to it, like that's just it.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Well, at least you can read a room.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Though.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, you knew it would get the crowd, but.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It actually was like a lovely day. So it was
just Andy's family and my family in a little sweet
can we go? Yeah, Henry was there, good uh, and
we just kind of like having brings much hockey blues
one I did more. I did a in between second
and third period. I did a little like hockey breakdown
for like yeah, fucking jumbo tron thing, which like you
(33:28):
were talking, yeah, but like hockey like it was like
a breakdown of the game, and I try to know.
They said I did really well.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Well, no, I'm not saying oh no to that, but
I don't know enough about hockey.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Did like I just knew like a few words and
just snuck them in and like made it sound like
what I said, we gotta get more bodies in front
of the goal, and we're getting a lot of shots.
We've been getting a lot of shots on goal. We're
just gonna fucking finish. It's like that, Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. But if you sound confident, everyone's like, oh,
(33:57):
this guy really gets it. Uh, And then I did.
I they've been they've lost an overtime like seven times
this year. Yeah, so we're in blues are down one.
So I was like, I'd love to get two in
the third period so we don't get overtime. Our luck's
not that's you said.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
That's what you said.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, so pro But really it was just like fun.
It was just great, good and it was fun. Like
my parents got to meet Andy and Andy. It was
like super nice. Andy fun fact born three days before
my dad. They like were talking about when they were born,
so that would make Andy Cohen born June second, nineteen
(34:37):
sixty nineteen sixty eight. Wow, June second, nineteen sixty eight.
Fuck yeah, I mean it wasn't like that hard, but
I yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
The night due stop ov Kevin fired.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
But fun and anything I can do that's like, I
don't know, just Missouri sports. I always show love so fun,
you know?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And they did they send you your jersey finally? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
So the one I wore was the same, was your
white or blue?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Blue?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
They give me a white one, but I have already
had a blue one. Dude.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So many people commented on my on the blue one.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Didn't you wear that? You tunnel fit?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
During our finals they love that. It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
It was actually so cool.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Wait, is is the Saint Louis Blues atmosphere really good?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
They're not like kicking ass this year, but I would
say for the day after Thanksgiving it was full really
and they won, like yeah, it was good hockey. Hockey
people fucking let it rip.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Well, no, not everyone, because my first hockey.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Game that I ever went to were in Arizona. Yeah horrible. Yeah,
but they moved horrible because.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
They were oh my gosh, they're trying to get him
back they're trying to get him back.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I'm not because I've been to a Blackhawks game sick.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
It was awesome, and I was like, dude, I really
fuck with hockey, Like yeah, this is I should have
played the sport.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
And then I went to a Coyotes game.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah horrible. Well, I mean clearly like they don't exist
anymore for a reason.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
They were bad. And I also just don't think Arizona
isn't that but like Dallas has a great hockey team
and people love hockey in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
That's see.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I don't know. They said it used to be good
and then they moved him to Asu.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
They were playing on a college campus.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Because because of the arena or something.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
It was.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
It was horrible, Like I like, no one cheered, it
was like silent. I'm like this sucks, Like, guy, this
is it's like golf.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
I'm like, no things.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Coolest thing ever was I did. There's a thing called
stadium series where they would always they'd play like two
or maybe a few I don't know, a couple of
hockey games in the NFL stadiums outside and I did.
I think it was Toronto played the Preds in Nashville,
so like in the Titan Stadium. Yeah, that was when
I was the Bleach Report and they had me on
the glass and that was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Yeah.
(36:47):
But also everyone was like, are you like not banned
from the NHL anymore?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Do you know that story?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah? I do, yeah, but you have to have to
go local now. So I had to go through the
local channels and I can get it.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Too good.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, the Blues fuck with me, So I'm it's all good.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Honestly.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
I think that like Midwest sports are just so good
because like that's what people like have to do, Like
that's they're fun.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
And like I missed the Midwest culture of sports.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I did.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I did well Indiana.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
No, it's awesome, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
But like going from Phoenix, which had a great our
team did good with fans, but it's just a different
think of.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I don't think of like anyone in Arizona like being
a fucking good like a rabid fan of anything. No.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
But that's what I'm saying is like they don't care
if you lose. They don't care.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
They don't like but like in the Midwest, like yeah,
fucking get your head at your ass and win us
a game.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
I'm like, you're right.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Well, there there's a lot of talk right now because
Philly won the Super Bowl last year and they're the
fans are like booing them. They egged the OC's house
this week. I don't know if you saw that.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
No, I did not, wait who.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Who flipped off?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Who Oh you're Lane and the fans or huh this
is actually good, a good talking point and I'm curious
what your thoughts are. So Lane give him as a
coach at all? Miss Yep, they're like gonna be in
the playoff.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
LSU offered him a job. He took it. Yeah, Which
it's not going from like Ohio state to Florida. It's
going from like your next door and it's going to
your next door neighbor. Obviously. He actually in a press
conference was like, I don't know how much I'm making
I told my manager this shit. Yeah fucking liar. But
so he claimed he wanted to coach them through the
(38:28):
rest of the season, which at my at first I
was like, yeah, I let it finish the year, but
then I was like, no, he's fucking going to your
rifle and he's like actively recruiting for them, and so
the school told him to fuck off, and people went
to the airport and boot him and gave him birds
when he got on the plane to go to that.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Okay, I don't care what people say.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
That's just funny to me, Like people care so much
and like love their sports seems so much that they
will like literally quit from their jobs and like get
out of.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
School just to go like tell some to fuck golf.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, well to the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Well that's like sec Yeah, but you know what I
was thinking, Like if I was an athlete and you
were like in it and you're a good school and
then your coach decides just to go to like goach,
I want to want them around, Yeah, because you're not
in it, like you're you're all about like we're all
we have like all this type of stuff. We're going
to war with each other. Yeah, but yeah, then you
and I get it. As the coaching perspective, I get it,
(39:23):
but also like I just think there's a time and
place and like be where your two feet are at
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
The one part that's not his fault is like the
calendar of thousand percent college football and how like fucking
all these other school seasons are over, so they're looking
for coaches. Like he has to take the job at
that time.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That sucks and that's why people are so hurt about it.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
But also it's not like, like, to me, the weirdest
part is he's got a great team, led a team
to the college football playoff. Yeah, like he's leaving now
to go start a project at LSU, and like there's
no telling that he would even get them to be
as it is he got.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
It's just weird, but it is weird, But I get
it because like we're not in his shoes, and I
feel like when you have a good opportunity, even if
you're in a good opportunity like where you're at, you
still want to like, first of all, get your money
while you can. But and if he's wanting to rebuild
and he's really good at that, then like great opportunity.
But it's just hard because like you're already built something
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so great and these kids like believe in you and
they rely on you, and then like that that's just
a tough part.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Of coaching, you know.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
But I mean that that's tough, tough situation, but I
think it's funny that people went and like clipped them off.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Hey, in the w people will get some females get mad,
you get booed, and you leave teams early.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
So wow, booing rocks. I think we talked about this
like our first episode.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I can't love it getting booed.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
It feels cooler than applause.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Get doing something right.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
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we were doing pop culture beats and Sophia. I were
supposed to bring them to the table every week, but
we fucking suck at that and sometimes forget and uh
are busy and miss stuff. So our lovely hot producer
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keV from now on is going to feed them to us,
and I think it's better that way, dudes. All Right,
So here's a headlines that called my eye Okaba the
medicine company, and that's a new study Ozenthic for cats.
Apparently sixty percent of cats and dogs rob. So how
do you guys feel about that? They're calling it a
huge advanced cats don't run? Dogs do? I've seen more
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fat cats and fat dogs.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Why who cares stuffing your cat so much? Stopping your dog?
Go take your dog for front.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
If you're getting that.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
That is just so stupid. I don't like I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I've heard so many things that like we're gonna look
back and ozempic is going to have like really really
really bad like I don't know what the right medical
term would be, but just like lasting effects or it's
gonna be I don't know it's like cheating. According to
my mom, some people are genetically fucking dumb, no built
(43:36):
to like they're either like going to be heavier or
some people can't get that's okay. But if you were
to be like someone on the heavier side, naturally there's
like a lot of things that you cannot do to
like fix it.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Well, yeah, that's what makes everyone like unique though, So like,
why are we all trying to fit the same fucking
build We're.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Not because Instagram. Everyone's hot on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Instagram can fuck off.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
I think about it.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
No swimsuit posts. Then for the rest of the year
for me.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
You think that I'm like a skinny, little petite thing.
My thighs are chafing. That's why I ripped my denim jeans.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, you did rip in them. So that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Maybe I need a simpack.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Uh who here's a better question. When you see a
fat dog fat cat, do you look at the dog
or the cat and think, like, get it together, or
do you look at their owner?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
I look at the animal like they're just their product
of their environment.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Dude. But it's like he doesn't he can't open the door.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Dude, I'm not evenna lie.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
We have we've had two fat cats in our family.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
See fat.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah, but they're so cuddly.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
They are they inside both they're outside.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
They actually kind of go like during the summer they
lose weight and it's fun, and then during the winter
it's like they freaking they're like bears, you know, they like.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Wait, have you ever seen those videos where the cats
look so fucking big and then they cut through like
a little fence and they're actually not that big. It's
just they're yeah, they're just so fluffy and big around.
Oh yeah look big.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
No, ours aren't like that. Ours are like actually fat,
actually crazy.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Story one time did this camp out before fall camp
in college and in Montana this summer, like it's it's
obviously warm, but then at nighttime it still gets to
like it can be like sixty fifty five in like July.
This kid Mac, whom's a linebacker, slept in a hammock
and he said that he was just like fucking freezing
cold in the middle of the night and he was
(45:34):
like piss drunk, pissed himself on purpose in his boxers
because he was like so cold to warm up. And
then he said a half hour later, he was just sot,
like sopping wet and cold again. When yeah, and he
was like it was like it was the dumbest, dumbest
thing I've ever done, but like in real time I
thought it would work. And he pissed himself in a
hammock and then like his boxers were like crunchy frozen
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in the morning.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
That's just like shows the women in this room. Men
do not have brains.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
What else do we have? keV Gropend he's giving her
Thanksgiving speech, his whole dinner table behind her, like huge
trays of food falls straight to the floor, turns down.
So I guess what do you guys do once that happens?
Do you continue Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
You have pizza with plans?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
You get it off the floor?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Pause? Have you seen this video?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Can you please send it to and let's get a
live reaction.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Not to make this about me, but after cow vaccinations, yeah,
on Tuesday or on Wednesday. Yeah, we took a group
picture and all my cousins were on the on the
table and I went to go sit. The whole table
fell over. So every picture from Wednesday there's a flat
fucking table and benches and it's because I sat on
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it and the holding broke and my dad was, ay,
thank god the horses didn't get spooked because they were
like tucked in this corner and I fully broke the table.
So not again, not to make it about me, but
that's like very.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
No, let's think it about you, because here it is.
Say that happen and everything your aunt.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
What's her name?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Well, I got aunt Cheryl and Nancy, aunt.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Heather, Nancy, Heather, Cheryl Cheryl.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Those are the most fucking missouri Ant name right ever.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Imagine all of them have been cooking for hours, maybe
some days.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
But I think that girl in the video wasn't her fault.
No it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
But I'm just saying that, like, say you're there and
you're like, first of all, what has she been reading?
Like what are was it a prayer? Is it a speech?
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Like I don't know what's going on for those of
you who don't know me, ye, but if you look,
all the food is on one side of the table,
so like they should have even Okay, right, I'm getting
scroll ring. So imagine that's you and like say you
just like rest your hand on it and you spill
everything that people have been cooking for hours, maybe days.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
What are you doing? Okay, what are you like, what
are you doing after so many people are gonna be
mad at you that you have to like all that
laugh at all. I would eat it off the ground.
I think you salvage wet landed face up. But if
you're only knocked it over, you're like, I'll order us
like twelve cases pizzas and we'll salvage and then you
just apologize. But like, if you're a family, okay, that story.
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They'll have that story in that video for every Thanksgiving ever,
once you get over your green castital fucking being on
the floor.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
That's a funny story, dude, But just think about think
about you're so excited to eat Thanksgiving dinner and then
all of the just fucking spills.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
No, I know, it's a that's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
That's how I bet they have a massive fat cat
now true and fat dog.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Lucky dog that yeah, saying he thinks it's like a
fucking piece of like on the floor. He's like, he's dinner.
That's his dream. That's a dog's dream. The whole Thanksgiving table. Yeah, wow, yeah,
that's those kind of actually full circle of each other,
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episode twenty three, See you guys Sunday night on Peacock
or so.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, so you also seeing us on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Yes, yep, we are going to be there having a
great time from what two thirty to six No.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Other Pub Casey, Power Light District.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
That's literally what it's called.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
No Other Pub.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.