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Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hello, welcome in side final hour tonight the Jason Smith
Show with my best friend Mike Harmon or I just know,
all right, We'll get to that big college football story
in a second, But I just know now Now I've
been feeling great about the Jets the last few days.
(00:51):
Trod Taylor has hurt out for the rest of the preseason.
They worked out Nathan Peterman today and J's surly at side.
We're in a new season, but they worked out Nathan Peterman,
and now I know if they sign him, he's gonna
wind up starting a game somehow early in the season. Like,
how do I I just know that that's gonna they
signed Peterman, He's gonna wind up starting like Week two
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or something like Justin Fields is like gonna you know,
miss the team bus or something, and oh, yeah, Peterman's
gonna start today for us.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh come on, man, don't you put fields in bubble wrap?
At this point, I mean, we really cannot have this happen.
We cannot have Peterman.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
How does that stop him from sucking though?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, but he'll at least be healthy enough to get
out there. Hey, I mean you still got three weeks man,
Justin Sields.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Justin Field is gonna run for a thousand yards and
throw for a thousand yards this year.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Smart guy? You just watch you just watch it?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What what's up?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
You just watch?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
He'll run for sixty two yards a game, throw for
sixty two yards a game.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It'll be terrific.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Row for a thousand. I like that. You're not even pretty.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You're really lowering that ceiling to about his heightened Well,
I want.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
To be able to get over the bar. I think
it'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
But now I just know, like thousand yards, thousand yard rusher,
thousand yard thrower, that's what he is, this thousand yard passer.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Justin Field your team, I mean, the Mets have already
ruined your season for you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But I mean we're working out Nathan Peterman Man, we're
working out Peterman.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I did this as Wow. I don't know what to
say about one of the best headlines of the day, really,
because you had to do a double take, right. You squinted,
you rubbed your eyes, you wanted to make sure you
cleared your cash, that we.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Were still on your computer.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It was August fourteenth of twenty twenty five, and this
was not taking you back a decade, No, it is today.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
You know how Berman would do this headline?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
How would you do this?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
We would say, And much like Lawrence in Office Space
the Jets yelling, Hey, Peter Man, want to come over DJ,
I've been waiting all day, been waiting all day for
that one.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Ddrich bait who wants to Batman in the animated series
he did.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I saw him one shooting a commercial in downtown Los Angeles,
and I wanted to yell something out to him about
from Office Space, but I didn't, And I was like,
I'm glad because I you know, I'm glad I didn't
do that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We used to go back and forth a lot when
it was American Housewife was on the Bubble Champion another
season of that show.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Oh well you're up.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I was that guy, I was unsuccessful trying to get it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Was unsuccessful in that effort.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Trying to get you paid. Man, I'm trying to get
you mail.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Between that and talking about some of the other stuff
he'd shown up through the years, you know, it's good times.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So today a great debate was foisted upon us in
college football. The Associated Press put out their list of
the all time first team Associated Press College Football Team
of all Time. So basically this, you know, every year,
if you're an AP All American First Team, it means
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you're the best of your position. Right, we've seen this.
They decided to put out a list today of the
all time best players at each position. Who's the first
team Associated Press All American Team of all time? And
we've seen it. We've talked about it earlier tonight. Right,
Randy Moss and Larry Fitzgerald are the top two wide receivers.
Right at the top two running backs are Barry Sanders
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and Herschel Walker, Reggie Bush, Reggie Reggie Busch, Regie bus Right,
he's there there. But this is a big debate, and
it's fun because, look, everybody gets a chance to wax
nostalgic about college football stars.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
The past.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And the one thing that the Associated Press said they
were very cognizant of was they didn't want real recency
bias in this list, because I didn't want everybody on
the list to be from you know, twenty fifteen and after.
So you see some list of players who played a
long time. Look, Bill Fralick was a great offensive lineman
for the pit Pants are number seventy nine. Pitt had
three people on the list overall. Ronnie Lott was the
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free safety. So this is a list that I think
that I loved it because it's pretty representative of the
best eras of college football that we can break down. Right,
the modern era of college football really is from the
late sixties, early seventies to now.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Certainly we've seen an evolution of the game more passing
really in the last twenty years.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
But overall, the stars we can look back.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And remember and look at their careers and understand, yeah,
there's you know, the nineteen seventies and after which is
the last fifty fifty plus years, and before which was
hey in everwhere maybe teams threw five passes a game, right, like,
you know, that was that was the era of college
I'm not going to sit here and say Jay Berwanger
needs to be at the top of this list.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right, there's a little crazy legs hirsh for you.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah yeah, where.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Really that crazier was the overrated eighty seven seven ninety
nine on vox.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But look at the range that you had, right, I
joke and I bring up bet Nerek. But I mean
we're talking about the late forties all the way to
your punters Tory Taylor of Iowa in twenty twenty three.
So I mean we span the globe here looking at
college football and the range and how the game has evolved.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So the big thing obviously, who's the quarterback on the list?
And the quarterback is look, for a long time, I've said,
this is the best quarterback I've ever seen in college football.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And oh, by the way, one of the.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Other criteria is their pro career is not taken into
account at all. Right, it's just college football, right, that's it.
Ap doesn't matter what they did in the pros.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's funny that that had to be like the first
first line in all of this.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Knowing that timo.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, hey, knowing that the guy leading off
the list is Tim Tebow.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
We need to make.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sure people know that, hey, a pro career not taken
into account. Is that because he had Jesus on a
side or well, you know, eventually like they do in
all the movies, Like if you you make some kind
of deal, you have to pay the piper at some point,
right like.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You So you're saying Timo went down to the crossroads.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, looking for a Sola stealer, was in a bond.
He was.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Matt Leonard and Carson Palmer are pretty good too.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
They were great. Matt line Across and Palmer were terrific.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You want to just line up a to USC guys.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's ever played for your teams.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
John David Booty was great, right, like, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Listen, listen. Clearly Kyle McCord's the best quarterback. Coach showers Jason,
But it doesn't matter. I don't care if he showers
if if we win, I don't care. But Tebow is
the number one quarterback on the list, edging out Vince Young. Okay,
so let's deal with Tibo first. Tibo's the best quarterback
I've ever seen playing college football. I feel like I
have a pretty good history to draw it back on.
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I've been watching college football pretty intently since the early eighties. No,
do I go back to the set, But really, how
many great, great, great quarterbacks are there in the seventies
that were better than what we've seen the last twenty years?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Did you ask Denzel Washington list.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You never played college football. You can't have this, you opinionaire.
Tebo's resume of two national championships in a Heisman Trophy
and the numbers he put up in doing so are unchallenged. Right,
you think, oh, well, Tebow, yeah, but how great was he?
To Tebow ran for twenty touchdowns a year in college football.
He also threw for three thousand yards. This is not
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and thirty touchdowns. This is not a Tim Tebow where
you think, oh well, his passing numbers weren't that great? Baya,
he did run the football. Now, Tim Tebow fifty five
touchdowns in his big Heisman Trophy year.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
They have a statue for the guy, not.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Only because of what he accomplished, because of his postgame
speech after a loss that spurred them on to win
the national championship that Urban Meyer and everybody else is
we wouldn't have won if he doesn't give that speech
at the end of the game. But the combination of
the resume that he had and what he was able
to do on the field unquestioned. There is I have
no question Tim Tebow he's the best quarterback I've seen
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in college football. His resume, his three years, what he's done,
the numbers he put up, no matter how you cut it,
Tim Tebow's done it. Now he didn't do it in
the pros, doesn't matter. We're talking about college football. What
he did at Florida, Tebow.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Was the best. Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
There's a lot of debate, right, There's a lot of
guys that start trying to stack up behind him, and
then you start looking at accolades and whether they finished
the job, because you know, watching a guy's career like
Peyton Manning, he was fantastic, masterful year after year, but.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
They didn't win anything.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So for Timo, I mean you had the individual accomplishments
and the statistics that go with it. Because that's where
this gets fun, right, talking about between periods, Because Tommy
Fraser gets up on the list because of what the
team did, but if you look at his individual stats,
they're dwarfed by what Timbo and some others had done.
Even though his team dominated. And this is where we
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get also in the old debates of how much does
the quarterback get credit? Should he get less, should he
get more? Is he evaluated properly for what he brought
to the table. So Fraser and those Nebraska teams is
certainly guy that I would put up on the metal
stand here as well.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Now, this is where I get to the recency bias, right,
because a number two, you know, narrowly beating out Vince Young.
Vince Young had a terrific career, right, he did. But
Vince Young's legend was born from the National Championship game
against USC Right, he gets all kinds of credit because
of that unbelievable game. He ev ues only lucky he
is untackleable, right, And he was lucky that Pete Carroll decided, Oh,
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fourth down and two, I'm gonna take the Heisman Trophy
winner and Reggie Bush off the field and run Lendale
White up the middle, because that's how we've done it
all year.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Like Texas didn't know that was coming.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Sorry, Pete, Yeah, that's another championship you cost your team
with a bad decision.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Hey, Lendale White could have been Bill Dozer. I mean
that has been Bill and Bill Doughtreeve coming out of
King of the Hill when he was carrying like nine
guys across and all his veins are popping and he's
here the bones cracking.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But that did not I.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Vince Young sends a thank you note to Pete Carroll
for that decision. Every single day fourth and two, USC
can clinch the game, they take Reggie Bush off the field.
Even the Texas defensive line they said, they all said
to each other, Oh, now we know they're running Lendel
up the middle, and they stop him on fourth down.
The Texas goes down the field and scores. Vince Young
runs in for a touchdown. The confetti drops on him,
and a legend is born in college football. So thank
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Pete Carroll for that. Now, look, Vince Young was terrific.
But when I look at who narrowly Tim Tebow beat
beats out of you're talking about it if he's narrowly
beating somebody out. I know it was just six years ago,
but Joe Burrow's final year at LSU is maybe the
best individual year we've seen by a quarterback in college
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football history. Now, he doesn't have the entire three years
that Tebow does. He doesn't have the two national championships
in the Heisman. He's got a Heisman. He's got the
national championship. But like his next best year when he
was a junior was sixteen touchdowns and five picks with LSU,
he played thirteen games, but his heisman year sixty touchdowns.
Peyton Manning had eighty nine touchdowns in his career at Tennessee.
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This is Joe Burrows sixty touchdown passes. Oh, by the way,
six interceptions, a ten to one touchdown to interception ratio.
He completed seventy six percent of his passes. He threw
for fifty six hundred yards. Like I know, that was
one year in the one year is way better than
a second year. But that year is incomparable to almost
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any year in college football. His did's better than anything
TBO did. But like I said, Tebow had the three years,
the two match eye, he had that.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
But Burrow's twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, Burrow's second on the list because of that, because
we've not seen anything like that. I don't know we'll
ever see anything like that again. Yes, we are more
pass happy and he did have big weapons. He had
justin Jefferson, who's the best wide receiver in the NFL.
But what he was able to do just watching him
do things like that Eli Manning did in with the
Giants in the middle of his career, where getting the
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team in the right formation and knowing where I can
take a chance of the football, where I'm giving my
receiver a one on one chance to win the football
because I know if I put in a certain spot,
only he can get it. Like Joe Burrow was so
smart and saw the game and saw the field so
well and being able to put up what he did
accomplish that year. I mean, you talk about some stuff.
That's sixty touchdowns and ten eleven yards per attempt in
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fifty six hundred yards and seventy six percent completion percentage
like no other season is close in college football.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, here you go. I'm gonna give you one more guy,
and I'm gonna go back to a guy who started
at Florida, ended at Auburn. Sixty six percent completion rate,
thirty touchdowns, seven picks, twenty eight hundred and fifty four yards.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Again that world beating. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Fourteen hundred and seventy three rushing yards, twenty touchdowns. Oh,
and a receiving touchdowns and he's far more entertaining at
the microphone and s Cam Newton he is, he is,
and a.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Better hat game. He's got a much better hat. Gay.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Wow, and you know me, I celebrate guys, you know
in the habitashary. Yeah, much better hat he wins. Yeah,
much better hat game. Although Joe Burrow may or may
not get a batmobile. I don't know if the recent
theft at his house o contails is okay, because you know,
now we're talking hats and style versus I mean, you
got a batmobile.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah, you know. But here's the thing with Newton.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
In Grady years he had, right, he had, you know,
thirty touchdowns and then run for twenty three. Burrow still
had almost ten more. He accounted for about fifteen hundred
more yards of offense like that. That's the that's the
ivy the city. Yeah, that was that was really cool.
Wait doesn't count. No, I'm telling you if I got it,
but he's got to be on good. NFL doesn't count.
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NFL doesn't count. And no, and you look at the
career that he had, it was really that year at Auburn.
It's the one year he had. It was that great
a year, which is why he's up high on that list.
But you know, like I look back and like, okay,
with all of that, what Burrow did, it's like, I mean,
we've we've never seen anything Clay. You can compare at
least what Newton and Tebo did in their year, and
you know, for Tebo's best year and Cam Newton's best year.
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You know, Tibo did it a couple of times though,
But that one Borrow year, it's like these numbers, like
even six years later, look like like like are they
really real? He threw for sixty to Yeah, he threw
for sixty touchdowns in fourteen games, right, I mean that's
I mean, I don't know anybody that's gonna come close
to these numbers. Fifty six hundred yards passing. I mean,
I don't know, I don't know. I mean maybe a
guy now at the extra playoffs can have that kind
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of unbelievable year, and if he plays four games in
the playoffs instead of two, potential, but I mean, these
numbers are just almost unreachable.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
And the way I've heard about arch Manning, he may
be superhuman. Oh yeah, for sixty touchdowns.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You didn't even make the Manning list.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Now Arch, you know, Arch Manning might get there by
week eight. I forgot about that he might break that
record this year. He may He may have fifty.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Six hundred yard may not be a wizard capable of
time travel and all of that stuff too.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
While he's at it, he didn't see where he didn't
make the quarterbacks on the Manning list, right, Yeah, Yeah,
that's uh crack his own.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
It is a tough list to crack.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Uh, So look at that Tim Tebow number one, there's
Burrow Tommy Fridge, but I mean Burrow season, you gotta
respect him.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
No recency bias doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We got more on this coming up next, because yeah,
did they get it right at running back?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Did they get it wrong at running back? I think
they did as well.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
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Speaker 1 (17:48):
Coming up a couple of minutes, but so earlier today, right,
get I get dressed to come to work, and I
get dressed to put on you know, put on my clothes,
and I get in the car and I just kind
of feel uncomfortable. Right, I'm like, boy, my, my, my, boy.
I don't know what it is, but I think my my,
my sweatpants feel kind of tight.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Why where are these? Well here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Right, So I feel like, man like like like my
my underwear, my pants feel tight?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
What is it? Man?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I feel like, you know, I've had a good week,
uh PhD weight loss. You know Mike and Ice, you know,
doing it and losing weight. We've both lost over fifty
pounds doing it. And I'm like, boy, I feel really
I felt really bad because I'm like, I know, I've
had a good week, you know, what what suddenly happened?
What did I do? Why do I not feel good?
I was kind of depressed. So I get to work
and I'm you know, I'm sitting here and I'm saying,
I can't believe this. I don't know why, and I've
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kind of been uncomfortable and and I'm like, ah, this
is just a bummer, man.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
And I'm going to weigh in tomorrow and.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
See what I weigh and I'm gonna be like, ah,
this is going to be really depressing. And I really
now this is so this is since like two o'clock
this afternoon, right when I took a shower, got dressed
ready to go. So, you know, and I've come in
and you know, we've had dinner and everything else, and
I've got and I've I've gone to the bathroom a
couple of times.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
You know everything, you know, like did you visit the bathroom?
Everything else?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And I go to the I I I'm yeah, so
I just realize I put my you know, I'm talking
to Alex and uh, justin a few minutes ago, I
don't get my hands in my pocket. So I'm sitting here,
I'm i'm, you know, pulling out my phone and I
feel something in my under I go, wait, why does
that feel that way? Wait a minute, what's going on?
Like because it's in my back pocket? And I go,
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why does mine?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
What the hell? And I reached back and I realized, I.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Go, oh, my underwear has been on backwards all day,
and that's why it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
I say, went in the bathroom and I put my
underwear rud right, go oh, now I feel great?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What're on backwards all day?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
I know?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I'm like, how did that happen? How did I do that?
And I did and I and I don't know how.
I didn't figure it out. I don't know how, because
you know, obviously the front of the underwear is different
than the back of the underwear.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Never figured anything.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
The Mets play baseball, I don't know. I mean, maybe
maybe that's why losing. Maybe they got to wear their
underwear inside out. They'll win some games, but I just had.
I can't believe it. I I don't think I've ever
done that in my life. And yet I just put
on my underwear today, put on the pants. Okay, it's
a feeling. I didn't notice it, nothing else. And I finally,
just because I reached my phone, I'm like, wait, why
do I what's that? What's that?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Wait? Oh my goodness, I have my underwear on backwards.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I'm still questioning how that was the moment that you
figured this out with multiple trips to the rest troops.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That's what I'm saying, Yes I have Okay, I mean
the message that much about yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
This goes back to, you know, the medical supervision. We
didn't even get it over under from Todd Furman as
to whether you could make it the three days of fasting.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
We go to three and a half, three.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Days of fast under three days of fasting not happening easy,
much more dangerous than having your underwear.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
I don't know, we don't even what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
That's something I would do if I didn't need for
three days stop, That's what I would.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
It didn't take you three days to get to that point.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I would literally underwear fasted for three days, right.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Well, I mean they do have a whole line and that's.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, they do have edible under talking about real ones,
not edible. I'd have my socks on my hands, I would.
I mean, after three hours alone, how dire the circumstances are.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Anything any you know, piece of clothing or anything else
becomes an option.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
But I I really I don't know how I did that.
I'm saying, well, I know how I did it, but like,
and by the undergear I'm wearing. No, it's it's black underwear, right,
so it's all one color. That's I know, it's safe
harbor and all right, what I'm saying, but it's all.
What I'm saying is it's not like it's striped. It's
so crazy. Hey, I got like candy canes on it
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or something. It's really cool. No, it's so you got
missus Matt and mister metal solid.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
So what happened that forced you to get dressed hurriedly earlier?
That's the part of the story.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I take my.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Underwear out of the drawer, put it on, just like
I did. I put my under on one I get
it pass by one leg at a time, just like you.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
So when I do, I make gold records. But I
don't know how that happened like yours. Gross, don't you
I know that make you jump jump?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's true. It was all backwards like criss cross obviously.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Done backwards man, backwards man. He can walk back fast
as you can.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Jason, I have a solution for you. Yeah, what's that?
Just start going commando? No no, no, can't do that.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Why no, you're fired?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
No no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
No, really you just know too far.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No. I got one word for you, what chafing? No?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, well no, you have to be moving swiftly, swiftly,
No jeans nothing, that's I guess.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
No, no, no, no, read the bull. Look at that boy,
the fabric of our lives.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yes, the Yankees look so comfortable in these new uniforms,
sitting Aaron Nevill's do that.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Jingle?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Oh maybe, Yeah, I think you might be right about that. Yeah,
I think you might. But I just I can't get.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Over how how easy it was for me to do
that really normally, Like the first time I lift Frostburg.
I am the cal ripkin of putting my underwear on
the right way. I think we all are. But now
my streak ended like one day I decided, okay, I'm
not going to do it.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Still there there's.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Keep the streaks alive.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
No, no, there's just in the front.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I know, like I said, you can't see the underwear
is black. You can't see it. You can't see anything.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
It's all good as far as you can it. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I can't believe people ever bought like I ever wore
white underwear, Like, why would you.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Ever that markets from when the Mets were up six nothing?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
That was the excitable that was six nothing mets thy No.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
But I really, I I I what what what gets
me about it is that it took me eight hours
almost to figure it out.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I like to think I'm a detective, but apparently I'm
not a good detective. A terrible day, Denzel Washington really
affects you.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I'm not the bed your sense.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Of self all day.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I suspect your underwear is on backwards foul play.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
I did not fit in the eight hours. It took
nearly eight hours.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
But the whole day, I mean, Denzel took you down
that hard.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah no, no, no, no, the Denzel thing, right, I
mean those two things, that's absolutely deflated your sense of
self worth. Oh yeah, then the mets are terrible. No,
I understand that. No, I was okay with that, And
in the end, I think that's why I told the
story because I'm happy, because I'm like, oh no, now
I feel great. So understanding if you've ever thought about
what it's like to wear your underwear backwards, no, you'll
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feel the difference. You just hopefully you're smarter than me
and you get oh, I need to go and figure
that out and turn it around.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Okay, Yeah, I mean, look, the long road has been
with that first step and recognizing why you're suddenly feeling
all that level of discontentedness and discomfort, and now here
you are you can finish strong.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean really, I look at it this way, and
this is a real weird thing, is that.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
I now have to start a new.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Day, a new streak tomorrow with putting my underwear on
the right way.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You is, Pam?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Now, was you know sewing the words front and back
to the U to the underwear in your drawer?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
No, I don't know. I don't know how old that.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Ass on one side, but you actually do it properly
front and back.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, where it says front and back on it. I'm like,
I probably have been getting dressed myself maybe since I'm what,
why would you guess yourself like three or four?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Well, but i mean look, if you were an Englishman,
you would have ever learned. I mean I have had
someone you know, has you a lord Duke? I was
someone dressing you all the way through.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I was approaching a streak nearing seventeen thousand days of
putting my underwear on the right day, and now I'm
back to day one tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
This might be the most depressing moment.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Really, I mean really, I have a seventeen thousand day
streak broken today because I add my underwear on backward.
Now I've got to start tomorrow day one, and I'm
never getting to seventeen thousand.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
No, no, I mean not getting there.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You might as well start fasting so you can to
three the same way I get my underwear right, and
then see which one you break first. Does the fasting
keep you from having the mental wherewith.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Paul to put your underwear on properly? Or do you
eat a same Jason?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah, I got a business idea for you. Okay,
what what do you got to tell you?
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Rob Parker wasn't in on it. How about you plant
based panties. We call them planties, And what happens do
you do?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
You eat them at the end of the day? Oh
all plant bas Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I want to eat him at the end of the day.
Why I probably want to eat him before I put
him on extra flavor?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
You know you eating your own?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
No, no, hell's.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Else, I don't want to eat somebody else's. Wait, that's
the fun part.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm gonna eat that.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Yeah, just go home now.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'd be really like, if I want to break that
seventeen thousand days, Strea can put him my under on
the right way. I gotta change like twice a day.
The streak is still through this it's not.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
It's not a lot streak is over.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
There's some streaks.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's like I ran around the ballpark, you know, shaking
hands with the fans on the side like Cal did
when his streak.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Get So, Jason, are you boxers briefs? Boxer briefs? A
boxer briefs?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
So you have the pouch in front right?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah? Again?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Why you think I'm so upset? I didn't notice that
today hour hours at least.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah, So the.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Real question is you sit down then use the restaurant
every time?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
No, this was not it was not. I I know,
I know. Again, I know these things. Apparently I'm not know.
Are you fasting pretty far from yes, I'm gonna seven
to seventy two hour fast. Look what happens to Yeah,
let's find out what's trending right now in the wide
(27:53):
world of sports. I am just going to very very
straight up set up montylos with what is trending?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
So many questions.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Ahead, No, I actually asked them.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I was like, hold on.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
A second, he went to the restroom, does it did
he sit down? Does he not have a pouch?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
I'm very confused. Yeah, no pouches. That's that's suffer.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
We just a mar SuperH Yeah, okay, I know.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I'll give you one more question. God, well'll give you
one more. No, it's not suitable. We are in safe harbor.
But okay, yeah, yeah, glad. I'm glad you're self censoring.
Very nice about the Birds of the Bees mom.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
So many questions because when you s I was like,
he's been to the restroom.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I've seen him go to the rushroom.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, yeah, maybe he was just hanging out he needed quiet.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Wait wait wait, wait, there's only four of us here tonight,
keeping track of when I visited the restaurant.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
May Yeah, maybe I'm not the boy.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Okay, you know what?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, sometimes we're just a punch is junk?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Is that that little book you have when you see
you put a slash in the book and you close
it up.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Tell, yeah, that's exactly what guy. Whatever trips.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
Let's keep track, guys.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Somes goings on, overall health and over under that you
bet in some kind of weird pool.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
No. Week two of the NFL preseason continues on Friday
night with two games Titans and Falcons, seven Eastern Chiefs
and Seahawks. That's at ten Eastern.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
More games on Saturday.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
You can catch Sam Howell as a quarterback for the
Vikings in their second preseason game against the Patriots. Justin
Herbert will have his first career preseason appearance for the
Chargers on Saturday against the Rams.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Joe Milton will starve for the.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
Cowboys on Saturday against the Ravens. In baseball, the National
attended the Phillies are third straight loss, coming out on
top three to two. Phillies plans to utilize a six
man rotation beginning this weekend when Aaron Nola returns from
the injured list. He hasn't pitched in the Major since
May fourteenth. The Guardians scored four runs in the seventh
inning beat the Marlins nine to four. They are now
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a half game back on the Yankees for the final
walk card spot in the AL. Ozzy Alby's had a
home run, he had three rbi in the Braves edge
of the Mets four to three. New York is one
to nine in their last ten games, and the Reds
are now a half game back on the Mets for
the final walkard spot in the National League. Labor torres
with the sack fly and the eleventh inning as the
Tigers held on four to three against the Twins. Orioles
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top the Mariners five to three. Seattle is now one
and a half games back of Houston in the AL West.
Arizona defeated Colorado eight to two, and earlier this morning,
when baseball started, the Blue Jays defeated the Chicago Cubs
two to one in golf at the BMW Championship.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Robert McIntyre is in the lead at eight under part overall.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
After the first round and Scotti Scheffler is four shots.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Back back to you guys, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Very much, Mozi any more questions.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
No questions that I'm gonna ask on air, maybe off
air and book.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Okay, no, thank you, mint say appreciate it. But I
get Sally Mark there.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Hey does Jason's mead Mike Harmon live in the Fox
Sports radio studios exactly.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
So we talked about this earlier this hour.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
The Associated Press put out their list of top college
football players of all time. Who is on the first
team all time AP All American lists, So basically, this
is the best played all of college football history. Who's
the quarterback? Who are the two wide receivers? Who are
the two running backs?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
We taught?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Tim Tebow is named number one, absolutely hundred percent running backs.
Barry Sanders number one, herschel Walker number two. Now I'll
disagree on number two. Mikero Ziers nineteen eighty three is
better than anything herschel Walker did. But Barry Sanders at
number one. You know you mentioned it with Tim Tebow.
I don't think there's any argument with Barry Sanders. His
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career is nineteen eighty nine. And the thing is, you know,
thinking about because I'm thinking a lot about Sanders today
with him at the top of that list, Mike, as
we're waiting to see who the next big stars in
the NFL are, right, Like Travis Hunter's got a lot
of attention on him because he's he going to be
the first guy to play both ways in the NFL,
and and you know in one hundred years, you know
he's gonna play eighty percent of the snaps on offense
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eighty percent on defense. Who was going to be the
next great players as cam Ward going to be a star?
Like I was thinking, if we could have anybody's career
over again and see their career over again from the beginning,
it would be Barry Sanders because there would be no
room to talk about anything else for the entire week
after we talked about Barry Sanders highlights from Sunday, the
way he was able to change direction and move at.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
The at the touch of a button.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
It would be like how we broke down Mahomes his
first year or two in the league, where he made
throws that we've never seen anybody making the history of
the game and we just say wowed. Yeah, we just
wowed everything with what he did physically, it was just
so stunning. We've never seen anything like that. It would
be like that with Barry Sanders. Look at what his
feet doing. How is his left foot planet this way
and his right foot is this way? How is he
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able to hit eighteen miles an hour with two steps
after being in a dead stop there's six defenders around him?
Like that would be The entire week would be how
did he do this? And the breakdown of his weekly highlights.
It would be stunning, stunning, there'd be no room for
anything else. The Cowboys could be undefeated, Dak Prescott could
have fifty touchdowns Wobi. Yeah, But instead, let's talk about
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this eighty yard touchdown run Barry Sanders had against the
Steelers on Sunday where he made three guys stop in
the middle of the field and not know where he was. Like,
that would be That's what Barry Sanders was. That's how
incredible he was. That's how physically gifted and the unicorn
that he was. I wish we could have his.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Career over again.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I know we've drifted into running backs, so we'll stay
with you know, Bo Jackson, the guy you know that
we were robbed of because of the injury and everything,
so wishing that I could do time travel and somehow
fix that. But let me circle back to the quarterbacks,
because I don't know that I had the proper appreciation
and maybe history doesn't either of what happened when and
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Dan Marino hit the scene with the Dolphins. Right, we
didn't get a lot of their games on television. Certainly
in Chicago, right it was it was all Bears and
Bears post game coverage, and then the forty nine Ers
and Cowboys, and occasionally you'd see something else trickle through.
So it was all what you were reading about in
the newspaper. So I don't think I got to appreciate,
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you know, at that young age, quite how the game
was changing with him, that perhaps i'd want to.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Go back to those early years of his career and chronicle.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
That I really had.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
There's there's careers to go back for and think about
what could happen, what might have happened.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
But I really I would take the ten.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Barry Sanders years, the ten whatever it was, I take
that decade because he was still like that all.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
The way to the end.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Well, I'll figure out how he walks away after fourteen
ninety one.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, yeah, well, okay, I would want his career with
a different team, So I will say that, you know,
with like the Cowboys or something, Say hey, he's going
to play like three four more years after that.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Over seven seventeen hundred and fifty total yards in nineteen
ninety eight and walked away.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Man exit out out a Fresco exit swollen dome. The
Jason Smith Show with Mike Carmon Live from the Fox
Sports Radio Studios, coming up next inn NFL story that
we're going to talk about that I honestly can't believe
we haven't done until today. That's next right here. This
is Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
PS. This is Stan.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Dear Stan, how did you know you underwear was backwards? PS?
Mine too, Dear Alex tight shirt. You need to eat
more than once every three days or you're gonna wind
up passing out and having to go to the hospital.
And that's not gonna be good for you. Fifteen hours,
twelve hours, that's okay, three days, you're getting weird.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Hit me back. This is Stan. PS. We should eat
together too, just not the wings you touched. Be sure
to catch live editions of The Jason Smith Show with
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