August 22, 2025 • 42 mins
Jason and Mike open hour 4 reacting to recent comments from Jerry Jones on the Micah Parsons negotiations. Jason believes he has the best Jerry Jones impression in the world... is he right?
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That's UMGC dot edu. So we have the very special
(00:56):
alex Tyshert assignment coming up in twenty minutes and all
revolves around the Jerry Jones quote from today in regards
to Michaeh. Parsons can't wait. There was a big escalation
of the situation with the Cowboys and the best defensive
player in the NFL today as Michah Parsons scrubbed every
reference to the Dallas Cowboys off of his social media accounts.
(01:20):
Jerry Jones, on the other hand, decided, Okay, a dude
can play at that game. He goes on Michael Irvin,
former Cowboys star Michael Irvin's YouTube show and says that, Hey,
I really thought we had a deal and when I
thought we had to deal with Michah Parsons on his
contract extension, but his agent called me up and said
we didn't. So Jerry Jones wanted to make sure that
(01:44):
he told this story, except he does it with colorful
language that only Jerry Jones knows how to throw out there.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The
agent Soldiers asked.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He goes just stick it up part Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Was he quote quoting the Ludicrous classic from two thousand
and three, blow it out?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't so. I don't think so. I think when
you say after you have three wishes, he blow it out? No,
I think he. I think when you say Ludacris, he
just thinks something that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh okay, now, first things first, Yeah, MOVEGTA getting after it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Let's hear that again. We heard it again.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I want to hear it again, but we won't decend
the details to the agent. The aged soldiers, Terry Judson
sticking up more Blake.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Now coming up in twenty minutes, we're going to break
down exactly you know why this stick was bleeped out
here instead of you know, the other word. Uh. But
I gotta say one thing. My Jerry Jones impression might
be the best in the country. Now you're feeling pretty
good about this. For years, it always been it's the
cadence and it's the comedy. But now Jerry's in his eighties.
(02:52):
His impression has come back to me now because think
listen to how low his voice is. Now his voice
are you saying you have low tea like an eighty
year old Jerry? I'm just saying, is that now?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Now the voice has come down several octaves and now
this is this is kind of how it's done and
stuff I say and stick it up our blood anyway,
So it's it kind of sounds more like it's Jerry
doing an impression of the Smith kid doing an impression
of Jerry Jones. But it's come back to me because
when Ty Shirt had the longer one. Ready, listen to
(03:25):
Jerry get into a little bit of detail as he
talks about it here how my impression to Jerry is
now way more accurate than it ever was, and it
might be the best Jerry Jones impression in the country.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The
agent soldiers and then we were gonna send it over
to the agent, and we had our agreements on term
amun uh, guarantees everything. Send it over to the agent.
I low the voice, and the agent said, don't bother
(03:58):
because we've got all that to negotiate. How low we've
got this theory resolved in my mind, out the dollars. See,
look how low it is, and we've got it done.
And if the agent wants to finish up the detail,
which should, that's really know, we're ready to go. But
as far as the amount of money, the years, well, yeah,
the guaranty is all of that we negotiate. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You get Jerry talking for about ten or fifteen seconds,
and then suddenly the uh uh it comes all the
way down to where Jason Smith is at all of
a sudden, It was up here a little bit, then
a little tired, tight, then it gets down here as well. Uh,
he gets it.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He really gets deeper and deeper, way way down. Yes, yeah,
that's where you're at.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He's come back. He's come back to me. Now with
the impression being so low as it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is, so can we get an AI Spider Man like
meme of you and Jerry Jones?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't like you saying the things that I say,
but I could say him just as good as you.
But but I don't think you can't. Oh you want
to fight, Let's fight in one of them octagons. I'll
go there. Yeah, we'll get we'll get our own entrance music.
We'll go in there and we'll fight, and I'll uh,
I'll be wearing a cowboys shorts and big steel toe
boots like that Iron Sheet guy and look out. Speaking
(05:12):
of which, now, would that be me saying that? Or
would that be Jerry Jones saying that?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't know, but it makes me want to go
find a match worn, photo matched pair of iron sheet
boots that we can add into the studio here at.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Get the boots. Also, mister Fuji had the big cane,
would trip people as they're going in. Macho man Randy
Savage always had the big foreign object. Remember hit Tito
Santana in the head, knock him out. Won the Intercontinental championship.
I got that big early eighties w W went was
in WWF now before the pan has got involved.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Now did you see the check that Ricky Steamboat's kid
put up on Twitter?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, the Dragon from from WrestleMania three? He got paid
fifty grand for that MATCHA wow, that's that's still a
lot of money. Has still a lot of money. Win
a good night's work. God, it's pretty good. Of course.
Fifty grand is something I just made that by listening
to your story for eight seconds. I made fifty grand
in that amount of time. Speaking of all of that
(06:10):
your laugh right there, twenty five grand. It was a
pretty good laugh. It was worth every penny of it.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, now back another thing. Hundred grand since you've been talking.
That's I made with interest. Now Now, because I'm listening
to you talk, I'm kind of I'm kind of getting dumber,
but but I made money. So that's that's kind of
where it's at. Brain cells are dying. Hey, I have
a hunder grand now in the last thirty four seconds.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I've agreed to get more money that's ever been given
in terms of guaranteed money than anyone ever has as
far as the defensive player I've done that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Now I'm the cat that wrights the check. We gotta
find that part of the quote, I'm the cat rights
I'm the straw that stirs and drink. Okay, Now, Mike
has got three years with the Cowboys left. He's got
three years. That means a franchise tag and another franchise
tag because I'll get onto TikTok and I'll make sure
people know that I could franchise him.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
My job is managing the check. Mike has got to
do the play. I'm the cat that writes the check.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Chester Cheetah is the is the Cheetos guy, and he
brings me Cheetos when I need him.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Do you think him referencing being the cat is what
forced The Cat in the Hat to be postponed nine
months before it's gonna be released.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
With Bill Hayter, I think the agent. I think what
happened was he got upset that there was a lot
of orange smudges on the contract because I was eating
the Cheetos. Chester was throwing him to me and I
was catching him, and I didn't have the Cowboys gloves on,
and so got on the paper. And you know that
that's a little embarrassing, but I loved not the hot Cheetos.
That's for the kids. Steven has those kids like the
hot Cheetos. He's sixty one. But me, I'm old school.
(07:42):
In fact, I go for the big puffs. Used to
buy in the can that was so big you couldn't
even fit in your mouth. You put it in, it
just would suck up all the all the all the
saliva in your mouth and you try to bite it
and go, boy, I need something to drink, and then
you get a die coke. Well back then it was
a coke free or pepsi free, and you would have that,
and then it would be a vicious cycle that would
(08:02):
repeat itself considerable damage.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Needed a lot of intestinal fortitude to eat the aforementioned cheese,
like the balls, because they hurt the roof of your
mouth they were too dry.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Speaking of intesta intestinal fortitude. Actually once signed Guerrilla Monson
to be the Playboy playing man for the Cowboys, but
couldn't get him out of his contract to get in
the pandas are really powerful. Couldn't get him out of there.
Had him and the Ventura kid ready to go. Just
think about that, Yeah, Guerrilla Monson and Jesse the Body
venture announcing Cowboys games.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Well, they had the Body doing some XFL games back
in the day, so I mean we saw it part
of the way.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That Marilla Parson's he'd be my caddy monsoon. He couldn't
he couldn't carry my jock strap on the field. Oh,
come on, Jesse, this is the best defensive player in
the NFL. I don't care. Mon soon and I'll hit
him over the head with a chair. This game's really boring.
I want to get back to the squared circle, so
we'll have more on this. Really great Jerry Jones comment
(09:05):
coming up at about tim minutes. Again, great work from
Alex Tischer to bring you something a little bit different here.
I can't wait. Meanwhile, we mentioned Jackson Dart a few
minutes ago. Right, it's a big story of the night.
He told you he's gonna wind up starting for the
Giants by October first, and this means Russell Wilson would
then wind up sitting on the bench for the rest
of his season, which is basically the rest of his career. Now,
(09:27):
can I see Russell Wilson in the big New York
cold and the swirling wins with the big Scully cap
with the Pom pom bonted on with his hands in
his pockets, giving Jackson Dart advice. No, this change is
gonna happen soon, and there is a better chance Russell
Wilson finishes this season, which will be his last in
the NFL, on a different team rather than with the Giants.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Do you read anything into the video I showed you
in the post game, the celebration on the field, the
three Amigos, as Jamis Winston was calling it, him and
Jackson Dart and Tommy DeVito talk saying, how the young bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Look at us?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
They put that three that should creats.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
They should title that video one of us is getting cut.
That's the title right there. One of us is getting cut.
One of us is going to the practice squad, and
it's gonna be you, Tommy Cutletz. What did I tell you?
No greater, No greater quarterback room ever assembled?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
The enigmatic, confusing as hell, Russell Wilson, Jameis Winston, who's
just happy to be here, Jackson Dart and Tommy Cutlets
nothing better than that, Cleveland. They wished their quarterback room
look like that. Now, look you can tell that look
we said a few minutes ago. Russ is kind of
like Lebron and the Lakers, where he still thinks he's
really important, but he's really.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Shunted to the sick guy. Yeah, and and you know,
look that's not in here's Russell, Here's here's the three
guys that played. Russell Wilson didn't play tonight. So here's
here's James Winston with the video. But you could tell
that there's no sway, there's no power like Russell Wilson
apparently had with the with the Steelers last year in
Mike Tomlin. And when they make that move to Jackson
Dart that they're not going back to Russell, They're not
(11:01):
gonna salvage a season. This is Jackson Dart's our first
round quarterback. He's gonna play. And you know, quarterbacks here,
we talked about it this week. You brought up sixty
quarterbacks played last week last year in.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
The NFL last three years plus, we're looking at upper
fifties into low sixties. Every damn year.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
There's going to be playoff caliber teams or teams that
are in the hunt, teams that are five hundred that
are gonna lose a quarterback or quarterbacks not gonna be
playing well enough, and it will be Hey, maybe Russell
Wilson has it in him for five or six stames. Look,
I think the guy's done, but there clearly can be
teams where I can see them saying, hey, we're absolutely
lost right now because our backup's not ready our starter.
(11:38):
We put everything in on him, So let's go get
Russell Wilson in the last five weeks of the season
or so, maybe we can win something. You know, he's
been in the league so long, he knows what to do.
He's not gonna try to do too much. We like
that moon ball that he throws. It not gonna need
a lot of practice time to get that going where
And I can see Russ saying I want to be
someplace else, the Giants saying, yes, we'll do that for you.
(12:00):
Will recoup some kind of low draft pick for Russell Wilson,
if it's anything more than a sixth or seventh round pick,
but it doesn't matter, and he will be He is
more than likely to finish his season in career on
a different team this last round up run for him
than he is on the Giants.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, I would see it would make perfect sense the
sight of him in December sitting on the bench, kind
of sullen in that full knit cap, and everything that
you describe is kind of a sad way to end
it out. Now, Russell Wilson, I can't pretend to know
what kind of teammate he is and at this point
(12:37):
in his career, but certainly there have been questions of
divide going back to the end of his Seattle run,
the office he had in Denver before he didn't have
an office in Denver on a separate floor, and all
of that stuff, And certainly in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin is
beholden to the older guys, figuring, all right, here's the
veteran that's going to come in calm things. And he
(12:57):
had a couple of games where the offense moved, but
that was just because you at least had a little
bit of a downfield threat. But you watch that turn
into a pumpkin pretty fast. And that season ended with
another disappointing run, kept the streak alive, but once again
early postseason fail. Now you're you're looking at a squad
that the expectations are low. It's five and a half
(13:19):
is the win total. You're in a division where I
don't know how much you love or hate Washington, and
that's the collective you out there. Dallas is running in mud,
as we've talked about. And then you've got the Eagles,
who even if they take a step back, they've still
been a juggernaut low these last couple of years. So
you know, for the Giants, you're hoping the defense shows up.
(13:41):
We talked with Todd Furman the last hour and he
seemed to think, you know, they got a little bit
of a fight in him, and they'll keep games close,
which maybe means they steal a game or two here
in the first month, but it ain't gonna because the
offense is set in the world on fire, which means
eventually you need a spark, which means you go to
Dark and wants you to go there. You might as
well just have Jimmy Winston and cut.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And you'll have more than enough. It's just even right.
If something happens and Jackson Dart isn't we got to
sit him down for a little bit. You can go
to Winston, you can go to Tommy Kubbits, you can
do something else there. But telling you, man, they'll keep
one of those guys around in the practice squad who'll say, listen,
you're probably gonna be with us at some point. Okay,
I'm not gonna sign someplace else, and uh, by the
middle of the sea, by by the middle of October,
(14:24):
it's gonna be where's Russ gonna finish? And we'll trade
you sooner, because if if a quarterback is hurting and
they're at Jackson Dart, they're not gonna wait all the
way till the deadline to say, okay, now, I'll make
the trade. I could see them trading him sometimes shortly
after he loses the job.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Well, the other part is the two years in a row,
Like last year he shows up, Oh wait, here's Justin
Fields coming in, and then he got hurt and Fields
had to start the season. Otherwise it would have been
Russell Wilson right off the jump. And then this year, hey,
I'm gonna go to the Giants. Wait, they traded back
in and they drafted a different kit.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Damn it, they drafted the dark kids. See now, got
you talking like Jerry even when you're not even you
not necessarily vocal inflections, but certainly in cadence coming up
next again, get ready, Russell Wilson finishing this year on
a different team. The Jerry Jones sound that continues to
rule the sports world. The very special assignment that Alex
(15:17):
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Tell me I'm pretty my great Hertford Whaler's cut off hoodie. Yeah,
it's nice. We're gonna get you back at the gym.
Tone you up. I don't need to be back in
(16:40):
the gym. I'm good, man, My triceps look good. The
road just swollen. I'm looking good man. You don't look good. No,
I'm I'm not going back a jellyfish on the side
of a beach. Would you a wow? You know you
look like you look like a guy that's going to
be fired in a few minutes. How about that? You
don't have that power? How about that? Sure I do?
You don't have that? Sure I do? He's channeling his
inner or Andy Span. How gonna change the schedule? You don't?
(17:02):
I know, I know how far my power goes. Tell
me I feel pretty good that that you are just
one of the infinity stones that I would put on
my on Mike Love. That's what it is right there.
My triceps look great. Don't let Alex Tyke listen. Did
you finish the assignment I gave? He of course, all right?
Can I just remind you alternatives don't do that. So
(17:25):
the Jerry Jones SoundBite, which we've been playing throughout the
show tonight, Yeah had times U has been must listen
radio because he talks about what the latest situation is
with the Michael Parsons contract negotiation. And he went on
Michael Irvin's YouTube show today to say that, look, we
thought we had a deal going although we had a
deal set with Michah Parsons, but then when it we
(17:46):
threw it by his age and his agent said we didn't.
Except Jerry Jones had much more colorful language to describe
what happened when he called the agent for Michah Parsons
to say, we thought we had a deal.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
We wonted to send the details to the age you
have aged.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Uh again, Yes, that's not Ai Jerry Jones, that's real
Jerry Jones saying that today on the Michael Irvan YouTube show.
And for the longest time today we talked. We actually
had the editor Ryan Berschinger on the show who did it?
I said, why the hell are we bleeping stick? Like that?
The stick is a fine word to say anytime anywhere
(18:25):
it's softly, you stick, You're not bleeping that like the
Roosevelt kids said, not not the New Deal one, but
the other one. Walk softly and carry a big bit
like that's kind of good. No need to blake it
because I mean, you start thinking about what he's carrying.
Here's No. Eighty seven seven not no, I'm just kidding.
There's no need to blank it, right but so, but
obviously ass is the word you would think, okay, because
(18:46):
that's the one word in that whole thing that is questionable.
So I don't know why stick being bleeped. I'm asked, man,
it doesn't really make sense. That is true. But look,
Ryan Berschinger, editor here at Foxports, why is that? Why
is that? I decide? We had him on the phone
and he said, well, the thing is is you can't
(19:07):
talk about the action, yeah something. So as long as
they all decided today when Jerry Jones said this that
stick was the word to bleep. Again, I don't understand
why you don't just bleep ask because that would take
care of it as well. But he said, look, that's
what they did. So now I said, all right, let's
let's do this, Alex Tischer. Let's find out what the
best words to bleep in this are. Okay, So you
(19:29):
have how many versions of this SoundBite with different bleeps
ready to go? I did five of them? Okay, all right,
all right? Do you have five different ones? So let's
hear the first one against we know we're going against
first origin, the original.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The agent, so.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, okay, so that now, let's hear that's here. The
first one you have.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
We wanted to send the details to the was just
stick it up.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
A little bit more of a a little bit like
you don't know what the hell is going on? Okay, okay, wait,
all right, we'll play that one one more time. Okay,
hold on, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
We wanted to send the details to the so let's
just stick it up.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay. Uh. I like that one. I like the fact
that you don't know what he said. They told to
send it to the blank, but I could he's a
little bit more stick it up? Are? And then another blank? Okay?
Are they're gonna go with the alternative? Watch on the
second one. But I like that one. I like the
fact that you don't know what he because you know,
sure as hell, that's what Jerry Jones is calling the
agent behind closed door. That's what he asked to send
(20:39):
it to the bleep. All right, So now let's hear
the second one.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The agent,
so was to stick.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
It and where and blank? See that one? You you
just left stick and ascid? Right, okay, No, that it
made me less ye Now I have to jump to conclusions.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
When we wanted to send the details to the agent,
the agent, Solda's just stick it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's my favorite. That's my fav pretty good. I think
that takes to lead in the glovehouse. That's my absolute
favorite so far. That's a good one. That's my favorite. Okay,
all right, yeah, we got so far. I'm gonna say
that's number one. The original is number two, and the
first one is number three, But that one's my favorite
so far. All right, all right, this is number three? Yes,
(21:34):
all right.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
When we wanted to send the details to the agent,
the agent, Solda's just stick it up.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So the way you liked. Yeah, No, that's okay. That's
what I thought it was gonna be. Yeah, Okay, that's
what I thought it was gonna be. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
God, we wanted to send the details to the agent.
The agent solda was to stick it up.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Now I like that, but I think the fact that
I've heard it so many times yeah and heard him
say ask yeah, like the power of that has gone away.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Well you know what though, it's a longer bleep that
he added there, Yes, so there might have been some
descriptors that get left out, like he's starting to go
on a rant.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh, so he told.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Us to stick it into it, so like there could
have been a descriptive term for the glutius maximum. Yeah, okay,
are wait one more time with that one.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The
agent sold was just stick it up.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And that's the one that Bursch told us, if you
were to do it again, he would bleep out ass yeah,
well that should have happened the first time. But okay,
but okay, that's all right, it's all right now. Now
I want to know what the hell goes on here
during the day that Yeah, we're gonna bleep stick out
like we had, like so many people that were in it, Like,
how does that happen?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Sometimes I walk in at seven and I could say,
what the hell? I don't care. I walk in here
seven o'clock at night sometimes and I go, what what
happened during the day?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well? I feel like the parent that comes home from
work and like the house is the craze and there's
all kinds. There's kids hanging out in the pool, and
there's food all over the place, and and there's his footprints.
I'm like, what is happening here? What happened while I
was gone? Like? I feel like that. Sometimes Arnie says
it best fire, Fire of the Man. There's that too.
(23:13):
That's not looney. No, I thought that was Oh. I
really thought that's the stinking genius. No, that sounds like looney.
I think that's loony.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Ian asked to listen to him try to take over
the network four hours a day Sunday night, right, I
mean I really thought that was three hours extra? Yeah, no,
three plus the power hour when he's in here. But yeah, no,
that's looney. Not play the other one.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Fire, Yeah, fire on the Man's That sounds like that
sounds like looney. At the end of a long day
or he's had a lot of updates. Okay, all right,
so now what do we have? We have two more left.
He's got to fire us off. I'm ready for fire.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
We wanted to send them to the agent, the agent, so.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Just yeah, there you go. That's my new leader right there.
Four oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
We wanted to send to the agent, the agent, so just.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Right wanted to send some insert the word here to
the agent. Remind you Mulligan is also the guy that
got the complete guaranteed deal for Deshaun Watson. In case
that helps color some of the conversation we go here,
that might be wow, was really good?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Five is your favorite? Four good? Sounds like he just
went ap okay, okay, four more time than five? Okay, yeah, four?
One more? Think the cowboys are going to ask for these.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah, we wanted to to the agent to agents.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Just as it's like, I just think, what can they
possibly have wanted to send to an agent where the
age I don't want this? You could go stick it
like that's what I'm thinking now. It could have just
sent a copy of the napkin that he wrote it on. Yeah,
we were sending you a flaming bag of you know. Uh, okay,
all right, now, so this is the fifth one. That's
my favorite. Okay, this is your favorite. Alright, I call
(25:12):
this unhinged Jerry. Unhinged Jerry. Okay, now this is hang on,
this is you didn't alter any audio. This is still
Jerry fa the same clip, just more bleeps. Oh okay,
so this is your dark side of the moon. Then
this is the one. This is the one. Wait, if
this was your last day, here is magnum Opus, which
(25:33):
it might be. If this is your last day, you
would say this is what I'm going out, and somebody
said Jerry lost in an interview, you'd believe it. Okay,
all right, go ahead, let's let's let's hear your magnum Opus.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
The details, the aged solas, just the details, the aged solas.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Just going off. He just let it fly. Yeah, now
we just let the expletives flow. It sounded like he
was saying, blankety blankety blank, blake blankety blank, detailed when
he went to the dentist, when he went to see
Brian Grints. I will say, oh, the anti dentite. I
will say, play it one more time.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The details. The agent sol was just.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay, I have one thing I wanted to hit me
now for a six one, okay, playing off of that,
if it was just bleep agent or or or I'm sorry,
if it was just bleep details, bleep agent, bleep ass,
like I think that's the I think that's the best
(26:41):
one with a nice bed of a nice bas bleep agent,
bleep details, bleep agent, bleep ass like that would yeah,
that would be time yeah again, yeah, sure.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
We wanted to send the to the agent. The agent so.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
As now, I do appreciate on dallascowboys dot com they've
done an in earnest all accounting of.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
This discussion with a bunch of his other quotes in there.
But like, here's the news that is fit to print
on dallascowboys dot com, straight from the team. When you
listen to the Smith Kid on fox Boards, understand that
some of the stuff I said this, but the bleeps
are going there's nothing just you know what, Let's put
(27:26):
a statement out at Dallas Cowboys dot com makeing sure
people know exactly what I said, how I said it,
and when I said it.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
If this gets clipped off though, and it gets back
to MICHAEH. Parsons, is he more mad? Or does he laughed?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Now, I don't think you get Michael Parsons anymore mad.
Oh no, this is probably helpful for Michah Parsons. I'm
telling right. If he's listening, he's laughing his ass off.
I'm so so calling right now at eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. So I had to find some levity,
isn't well? Listen? The guy scrubbed his social media accounts
of every Dallas cowboy mentioned that he had on.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Now if you told me he did while he was
on the sideline of a practice because he was mad
he couldn't get on the field because he hasn't figured
this out.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
But I also want to know what what is his
feeling right now?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
And the job is agent and the agency and his
managers and everybody are doing.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Whatever it is. He's more mad at the cowboys, whether
it was just mad at everybody to go to a
nice rom com. Look, this is this is a situation
which we told you about when he first put the
message out on social media. I no longer want to
be here. This is what NBA stars say when they
want out. He knows gen Z has come up knowing
(28:38):
a world that never existed without social media. When they
put stuff on social media, it is a deep thought.
It is not something like you or right. So I'll
say whatever I want on social media. What do I care?
And some people, as you see, you know, probably should
think more about what he's on social media. But there's
never anything that's put on social media that gen Z athletes, performers,
(29:00):
celebrities think about. They know when I go on here,
it's a big deal that this has been around my
whole life. He knows when he says I no longer
want to be here, he thought that was gonna be
his ticket out and now it's not. So now I'm
scrubbing all mentions the Dallas Cowboys. This tells you negotiations
aren't going well. And it was personal for Micah Parsons
(29:20):
when he put that message out there and for everybody
he was said, he's gonna sign it's not gonna happen.
He's not gonna get traded. Yeah, it's personal with Trey
Hendrickson and the Bengals because he's been there. It's personal
with Terry McLaurin and the Commanders because he's been there.
But it's also personal for Micah Parsons. You can tell
You can't just say, well, it's his first bite at
the apple and yet it's not going well. These are
bad things. This is Jerry Jones throwing his agent knowing
(29:43):
that he's mad at him. I'm throwing the agent under
the bus now at this point, Now, Jerry Jones doesn't
say things like that about players that he loves and
wants to sign and knows a're gonna stay. He's not
saying that unless he knows that the end result is
gonna be him someplace else, because he knows he wants
Michael Parsons play for him and wants him to be happy.
This is not a tactic you use when you say
(30:05):
this is gonna get Micah Parsons back to negotiating table.
I'm telling you Adam Schefter saying two days ago divorce
is gonna happen. Congratulations. We told you that a week
and a half ago. Adam Schefter should give me his
money for the last week for whatever he made from
making that statement two days ago, because we told you
a week and a half ago when he said this thing,
it's a big deal. Athletes take social media extremely serious.
(30:25):
That was the biggest sign you needed that Micah Parsons
had had it with the Dallas Cowboys. Yes, he's sitting in.
He wants to be a good guy. You see him
on the sidelines. He's miserable, just hanging out. He doesn't
want to be a bad guy. He's saving all his
anger and hatred and vitriol for Jerry Jones and the
Cowboys front office. And you see that's not going anywhere.
He's dug in with his agent. Jerry Jones is dug
(30:47):
in against Micah Parson and his agent says, look, there's
nowhere to go money. Why we thought we had a deal.
The fact that they're sticking to this. We thought we
had a deal when Jerry Jones spoke to him illegally
a few months ago, Like what does that tell you
about where Jerry Jones is? Like there should be a
hey Jerry, you talk money with You're not allowed to
do that. Man, You're getting doctor draft pick. That's where
Jerry Jones. Oh wait, wait wait, I was only kid
(31:07):
when I said that. Didn't know it was for real.
Thought it was a no Hot Mike situation, like the
Fitzpatrick kid tonight before the Amazon game, Like these are
all things Jerry is sticking to his side. Michael Parsons
is sticking to his and the Patriots and teams like
that are sitting here going we have a lot of money,
we got draft picks. Call us We're ready. We'd love
Michael Parsons. See, this is where I want the real
(31:29):
heart of the matter. Right.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Where's the difference between whatever Jerry thought he had right
years guarantees all of that, and what the devil the
details in that's creating such angst and where Mulligan is like, no, no, no,
not even the uh, let's entertain this. It's the stick
it up your your blank as Jerry Jones is saying
(31:52):
it is here.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
He's not saying that if he thinks, oh, Mike, I'm
putting out an olive branch to you. He's not saying
the agent told us to stick it up to be.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Honest, right, Like I understand the protections you hired in
mage it whatever, but you are a grown ass man.
So the fact that I can't talk to you about
this and get to a mutual kind of understanding and
then we go work out details seems kind of dumb
to me. But those are the rules of engagement that
an extra day off.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Exit out about a fresca exit Swalling Dome. Get ready,
Micah Parson's new uniform. Uh. Now, we have somebody who's
got a suggestion how they'd like us to throw to
Breemureau for the update.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Go ahead, mister, yeah, every night if you want to
dial it in at Swollen Dome at how about a
fresco at Fox Sports Radio for the toss to the
news desk. So it's time to find out what's trending
from someone who's the Julia Roberts.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Of Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
My god, because she loves nineties rom coms.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's Brianna Mirro.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Oh my gosh, it's such a covement.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I don't even know how I'm supposed to talk after that.
That's just like, oh my day is made. You can
leave out the Mets score. That's how you do. Just
leave out the Mets. It'll make him feel better.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Okay, well yeah, and that's what I'm here to do,
is to make Jason feel better. Like that's what I'm
paid to sit here and do. So, yes, you got it,
that's right. Already starting Actually, no, I'm gonna start in
the NFL, you guys. Preseason action. The Steelers knocked off
the Panthers nineteen to ten. Steelers first round defensive tackle
Derek Carmon was carted off the field during the first quarter.
(33:23):
Mike Tomlin did confirm that he had a sprained knee.
The Giants crushed the Patriots forty two to ten. Rookie
quarterback Jackson dart Win six to twelve eighty one yards
and one touchdown, Tommy DeVito seventeen to twenty one hundred
and ninety eight yards and three touchdowns. I'm sure that's
the last time we'll see him for a while. And
in Major League Baseball, Milwaukee is the first team to
(33:46):
win eighty games this season after they defeated the Cubs
four to one. The Red Sox beat the Yankees six
to three, the Dodgers knocked off the Rockies nine to five,
and the Padres beat the Giants eight to four. And
in college football, the SEC announcement will implement a nine
game conference schedule beginning in twenty twenty six. This was fun, guys,
(34:08):
Thank you so much for letting me be like a
little fill in, like a scrub, you know, like from
the NFL games when they had those replacement referees.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Now you're in the chair own that chair. Oh who
was the what was her name? Who was the star
of replacements? Keanu Reeves. She was the head of the cheerleaders.
What was it. She was a big girl like in
the nineties Reeves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the election Not
Carmen Electric No, no, no, she was in a bunch
of Not Kelly Rutherford. You're talking about the replacements. Yes,
(34:37):
I said, that's why I said, the replacement brook Lington
brook Langton, Yes, yes, yeah, that's all. Yeah, because I
thought you were get to get us Kathy Ireland in there.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Oh no, no, no, And she was kicking field goals and.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Thank you Bret. Nice job. She's like, I'm done, stop
talking to me. Jason Smith Mike Harmon live from the
Fox Sports Radio Studio. So coming up next, ty Shirt
has the version of the Mary Jones that I asked for,
plus the most embarrassing result in sports tonight. Uh oh,
that's straight ahead Jason and Mike Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Jason Smith
Show with Mike Harmon weekdays at ten pm Eastern, seven
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Speaker 1 (35:21):
The Jason Smith Show with My best friend Mike Harmon.
All right, So, there's gonna be nowhere to go after
we do the Jerry Jones thing. So let's do this
story first. Yeah, let's go. So, look, we are in
the middle of what's going to be a great weekend
in baseball. We have the two best rivalries in baseball.
The Yankees Red Sox started their series tonight. Tomorrow the
(35:42):
Dodgers Padres get it going. And look, Dodgers Padre's the
best rivalry in baseball. But look, Yankees Red Sox is
still Yankees Red Sox. They're fighting tooth and nail for
the wild card. Red Sox win tonight six', three so
they take the first game of the. Series and we
told you If yankees get sweat, man good, Luck Aaron,
boone you, MAN i have a job On, tuesday because
if that's how big a deal The yankees getting swept
(36:02):
at home by The Red sox would, be, well you
look out.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Crowded had got in the wild card race right, NOW
i mean you got five six teams and then you
got two in The rangers And. Angels they're five or
six games. Back that's two series of chaos.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Now but the big thing is, this, right the big
thing is. This this is why it's so embarrassing for
The yankees to lose? Tonight is it Because Eraaldus chapman
closed it? Out? No is it because The Red sox
came Into Yankee stadium one? Again, no tonight Was George
costanza Bobblehead night At Yankee. Stadium the line outside was
(36:36):
like AN O tawni. Bobblehead if you can't win On
costanza bobblehead, night and it's A costanza sleeping in the
bed under his desk At Yankee, stadium if you can't win,
them and that's the, best The yankee should apologize to
all their fans and say, sorry on such a, big
momentous and emotional, night we couldn't bring you a bleep
(36:56):
and win On George costanza sleeping under his desk bobblehead.
Night part of the bobblehead is. Horizontal it's not the,
Tide it's a horizontal. Bobblehead, yeah there have been so
many different.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Ones we've had The gore tex, Coat we've had the
assistant to The Traveling. SECRETARY i, mean there's been a
lot of iterations. There he is Showing Derek jeter how
to swing a. Bat this one is next level when
he had the little cubby built under his desk so
he could take a, nap selling between one hundred and
forty and one hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Already, well it was, limited it's only Eighteen thoughts, like
how do you have eighteen? Thousand you can't get twenty?
Thousand cant twenty five? Thousand? Really are you pinching pennies
that much of? You The yankees.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Figure it's also The Red, sox so you're gonna have
a full. HOUSE i mean he's just trying to get
asses in seat for the extra beer. MONEY i MEAN
i stand in. Line, well IF i get shut, out
AM i just going down the? Street or AM i pot?
Committed SINCE i already stood line eighteen, thousand we have eighteen,
thousand two hundred and forty. Seven that's how many you're
getting out there.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
For it's, crazy. MAN i, mean you can't win On
Kastanza Bobblehead. NIGHT i don't know what that's A how
do you not? Rally that's a sorry ass organization right? There,
man you lose On constanza BY i.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Gotta, say, THOUGH i really like the under the desk
look as we're describing, it, yeah but the twenty twenty
Four Brooklyn cyclones of The Gore tex. Jacket, no, yeah,
yeah it's really one of my. Favorites you can get
that for about half.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
PRICE i mean the thing is all The seinfeld, bobbleheads
The yankee or The New york. Theme, yeah, yeah they're all.
Great like that's, like, hey look at all we got them,
All like that's pretty. Cool that is a big memorabilia.
Guy but that's something that's What i'd like to. Have but,
see that's one IF i go.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Just hang Around New york once my daughter goes off
to school next, Year i'll go find myself into some
random flea.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
MARKETS i could pick up sets of them all of a.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Sudden what DID i bring back For? Smith did he
bring him a mets? Up, nope it's a mountain Of seinfeld, Bobbleheads.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Exit, up out Of, Fresca exit swelling. Down The Jason
Smith show With Mike harvett's still a fun laugh, there
But Aaron boon won't be laughing On. Tuesday not so much.
So tonight's been a big night For Jerry jones because
of his comment that we've been playing a ton and rightfully,
so because it is the biggest. Thing let's have the
original version, first, Please Alex tyshert before you head off
on vacation of the original. Version this Is Jerry jones
(39:07):
from The Michael irvin YouTube show, today explaining Why Micah
parsons has not been signed to a long term contract
After jerry And micah apparently agreed to it between the
two of them a couple of months.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Ago we wanted to send the details to the agent
the aged sold.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
And for some reason we bleed duct. Stick AND i don't.
UNDERSTAND i really don't understand how we. Do that's stuff
that you should sake shake a. STICK i don't. Understand
so we've been playing all the different versions tonight AND
i have a feeling that this one we're going to play.
Now Ty shirt came up with five great ones because
that number four was something's number four was. Great number
(39:47):
four was. Great let's hear number four, Again. Alex we
have number. Four bad. NEWS i used four for. This
oh you did.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
NEWS i deleted them all. Already so let's see the
version THAT i asked. For let let's see IF i
think it comes.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Through details day, agent take it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Up oh that was that was.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
This is, like we can play a super edition of
mad libs off of that.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
One that was. GREAT A i need a. PRONOUN i
need an adjunct, too at some next, level a famous.
Landmark let's hear it one more. TIME a take.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Details, day, agent take it up.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Exactly it could be blank the details blank the, agent
you'd stick it up our devil in the. Details, no
that's not what he. Said well speak of THE i
don'tlet's say another always it's sunny. Reference, uh very. Nice
of those, Six i'm gonna say, THIS i like that
one the. Best THEN i liked, four which is the
ONE t shirt used to build off, of and THEN
(40:56):
i like. Five, okay those are my, versions but you
also have the digital because it is just so. Controversial
well the original IS i Mean Jerry jones saying the
agent told us to stick it up our? BLANK i,
mean come, ON i like the.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Candor and THEN i do like the fact that he
came back over the, top going he's here for three?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Years is he? Really? But is he really there for three?
Years is he really there for three?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
YEARS i kept waiting for him to hold up a
sun that's a ranch high so eighty that was outstanding
and happy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Birthday. Yeah twenty, seven twenty, three twenty, birthday. Birthday. Yeah.
Yeah you've been there for like eight years, now, no,
ten oh, ten you've been here ten years. Now it's
been ten years In. November. Wow so he started when
you were, eleven, long long time, ago and now you're
heading off on vacation going to so many. Places really
you're just gonna sit home and do nothing By. Ahuasco oh,
(41:48):
okay dark old Retreat, yeah dark, shrooms, yeah, Eating, yes
that's WHAT i was gonna. SAY i was gonna say,
allegedly but it's good you said. That my Buddy Ben mallard's.
Next well Leave jerry
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alex Tyshert assignment coming up in twenty minutes and all
revolves around the Jerry Jones quote from today in regards
to Michaeh. Parsons can't wait. There was a big escalation
of the situation with the Cowboys and the best defensive
player in the NFL today as Michah Parsons scrubbed every
reference to the Dallas Cowboys off of his social media accounts.
(01:20):
Jerry Jones, on the other hand, decided, Okay, a dude
can play at that game. He goes on Michael Irvin,
former Cowboys star Michael Irvin's YouTube show and says that, Hey,
I really thought we had a deal and when I
thought we had to deal with Michah Parsons on his
contract extension, but his agent called me up and said
we didn't. So Jerry Jones wanted to make sure that
(01:44):
he told this story, except he does it with colorful
language that only Jerry Jones knows how to throw out there.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The
agent Soldiers asked.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He goes just stick it up part Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Was he quote quoting the Ludicrous classic from two thousand
and three, blow it out?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't so. I don't think so. I think when
you say after you have three wishes, he blow it out? No,
I think he. I think when you say Ludacris, he
just thinks something that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh okay, now, first things first, Yeah, MOVEGTA getting after it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Let's hear that again. We heard it again.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I want to hear it again, but we won't decend
the details to the agent. The aged soldiers, Terry Judson
sticking up more Blake.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Now coming up in twenty minutes, we're going to break
down exactly you know why this stick was bleeped out
here instead of you know, the other word. Uh. But
I gotta say one thing. My Jerry Jones impression might
be the best in the country. Now you're feeling pretty
good about this. For years, it always been it's the
cadence and it's the comedy. But now Jerry's in his eighties.
(02:52):
His impression has come back to me now because think
listen to how low his voice is. Now his voice
are you saying you have low tea like an eighty
year old Jerry? I'm just saying, is that now?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Now the voice has come down several octaves and now
this is this is kind of how it's done and
stuff I say and stick it up our blood anyway,
So it's it kind of sounds more like it's Jerry
doing an impression of the Smith kid doing an impression
of Jerry Jones. But it's come back to me because
when Ty Shirt had the longer one. Ready, listen to
(03:25):
Jerry get into a little bit of detail as he
talks about it here how my impression to Jerry is
now way more accurate than it ever was, and it
might be the best Jerry Jones impression in the country.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The
agent soldiers and then we were gonna send it over
to the agent, and we had our agreements on term
amun uh, guarantees everything. Send it over to the agent.
I low the voice, and the agent said, don't bother
(03:58):
because we've got all that to negotiate. How low we've
got this theory resolved in my mind, out the dollars. See,
look how low it is, and we've got it done.
And if the agent wants to finish up the detail,
which should, that's really know, we're ready to go. But
as far as the amount of money, the years, well, yeah,
the guaranty is all of that we negotiate. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You get Jerry talking for about ten or fifteen seconds,
and then suddenly the uh uh it comes all the
way down to where Jason Smith is at all of
a sudden, It was up here a little bit, then
a little tired, tight, then it gets down here as well. Uh,
he gets it.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He really gets deeper and deeper, way way down. Yes, yeah,
that's where you're at.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He's come back. He's come back to me. Now with
the impression being so low as it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is, so can we get an AI Spider Man like
meme of you and Jerry Jones?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't like you saying the things that I say,
but I could say him just as good as you.
But but I don't think you can't. Oh you want
to fight, Let's fight in one of them octagons. I'll
go there. Yeah, we'll get we'll get our own entrance music.
We'll go in there and we'll fight, and I'll uh,
I'll be wearing a cowboys shorts and big steel toe
boots like that Iron Sheet guy and look out. Speaking
(05:12):
of which, now, would that be me saying that? Or
would that be Jerry Jones saying that?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't know, but it makes me want to go
find a match worn, photo matched pair of iron sheet
boots that we can add into the studio here at.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Get the boots. Also, mister Fuji had the big cane,
would trip people as they're going in. Macho man Randy
Savage always had the big foreign object. Remember hit Tito
Santana in the head, knock him out. Won the Intercontinental championship.
I got that big early eighties w W went was
in WWF now before the pan has got involved.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Now did you see the check that Ricky Steamboat's kid
put up on Twitter?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, the Dragon from from WrestleMania three? He got paid
fifty grand for that MATCHA wow, that's that's still a
lot of money. Has still a lot of money. Win
a good night's work. God, it's pretty good. Of course.
Fifty grand is something I just made that by listening
to your story for eight seconds. I made fifty grand
in that amount of time. Speaking of all of that
(06:10):
your laugh right there, twenty five grand. It was a
pretty good laugh. It was worth every penny of it.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, now back another thing. Hundred grand since you've been talking.
That's I made with interest. Now Now, because I'm listening
to you talk, I'm kind of I'm kind of getting dumber,
but but I made money. So that's that's kind of
where it's at. Brain cells are dying. Hey, I have
a hunder grand now in the last thirty four seconds.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I've agreed to get more money that's ever been given
in terms of guaranteed money than anyone ever has as
far as the defensive player I've done that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Now I'm the cat that wrights the check. We gotta
find that part of the quote, I'm the cat rights
I'm the straw that stirs and drink. Okay, Now, Mike
has got three years with the Cowboys left. He's got
three years. That means a franchise tag and another franchise
tag because I'll get onto TikTok and I'll make sure
people know that I could franchise him.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
My job is managing the check. Mike has got to
do the play. I'm the cat that writes the check.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Chester Cheetah is the is the Cheetos guy, and he
brings me Cheetos when I need him.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Do you think him referencing being the cat is what
forced The Cat in the Hat to be postponed nine
months before it's gonna be released.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
With Bill Hayter, I think the agent. I think what
happened was he got upset that there was a lot
of orange smudges on the contract because I was eating
the Cheetos. Chester was throwing him to me and I
was catching him, and I didn't have the Cowboys gloves on,
and so got on the paper. And you know that
that's a little embarrassing, but I loved not the hot Cheetos.
That's for the kids. Steven has those kids like the
hot Cheetos. He's sixty one. But me, I'm old school.
(07:42):
In fact, I go for the big puffs. Used to
buy in the can that was so big you couldn't
even fit in your mouth. You put it in, it
just would suck up all the all the all the
saliva in your mouth and you try to bite it
and go, boy, I need something to drink, and then
you get a die coke. Well back then it was
a coke free or pepsi free, and you would have that,
and then it would be a vicious cycle that would
(08:02):
repeat itself considerable damage.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Needed a lot of intestinal fortitude to eat the aforementioned cheese,
like the balls, because they hurt the roof of your
mouth they were too dry.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Speaking of intesta intestinal fortitude. Actually once signed Guerrilla Monson
to be the Playboy playing man for the Cowboys, but
couldn't get him out of his contract to get in
the pandas are really powerful. Couldn't get him out of there.
Had him and the Ventura kid ready to go. Just
think about that, Yeah, Guerrilla Monson and Jesse the Body
venture announcing Cowboys games.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Well, they had the Body doing some XFL games back
in the day, so I mean we saw it part
of the way.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That Marilla Parson's he'd be my caddy monsoon. He couldn't
he couldn't carry my jock strap on the field. Oh,
come on, Jesse, this is the best defensive player in
the NFL. I don't care. Mon soon and I'll hit
him over the head with a chair. This game's really boring.
I want to get back to the squared circle, so
we'll have more on this. Really great Jerry Jones comment
(09:05):
coming up at about tim minutes. Again, great work from
Alex Tischer to bring you something a little bit different here.
I can't wait. Meanwhile, we mentioned Jackson Dart a few
minutes ago. Right, it's a big story of the night.
He told you he's gonna wind up starting for the
Giants by October first, and this means Russell Wilson would
then wind up sitting on the bench for the rest
of his season, which is basically the rest of his career. Now,
(09:27):
can I see Russell Wilson in the big New York
cold and the swirling wins with the big Scully cap
with the Pom pom bonted on with his hands in
his pockets, giving Jackson Dart advice. No, this change is
gonna happen soon, and there is a better chance Russell
Wilson finishes this season, which will be his last in
the NFL, on a different team rather than with the Giants.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Do you read anything into the video I showed you
in the post game, the celebration on the field, the
three Amigos, as Jamis Winston was calling it, him and
Jackson Dart and Tommy DeVito talk saying, how the young bucks.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Look at us?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
They put that three that should creats.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
They should title that video one of us is getting cut.
That's the title right there. One of us is getting cut.
One of us is going to the practice squad, and
it's gonna be you, Tommy Cutletz. What did I tell you?
No greater, No greater quarterback room ever assembled?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
The enigmatic, confusing as hell, Russell Wilson, Jameis Winston, who's
just happy to be here, Jackson Dart and Tommy Cutlets
nothing better than that, Cleveland. They wished their quarterback room
look like that. Now, look you can tell that look
we said a few minutes ago. Russ is kind of
like Lebron and the Lakers, where he still thinks he's
really important, but he's really.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Shunted to the sick guy. Yeah, and and you know,
look that's not in here's Russell, Here's here's the three
guys that played. Russell Wilson didn't play tonight. So here's
here's James Winston with the video. But you could tell
that there's no sway, there's no power like Russell Wilson
apparently had with the with the Steelers last year in
Mike Tomlin. And when they make that move to Jackson
Dart that they're not going back to Russell, They're not
(11:01):
gonna salvage a season. This is Jackson Dart's our first
round quarterback. He's gonna play. And you know, quarterbacks here,
we talked about it this week. You brought up sixty
quarterbacks played last week last year in.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
The NFL last three years plus, we're looking at upper
fifties into low sixties. Every damn year.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
There's going to be playoff caliber teams or teams that
are in the hunt, teams that are five hundred that
are gonna lose a quarterback or quarterbacks not gonna be
playing well enough, and it will be Hey, maybe Russell
Wilson has it in him for five or six stames. Look,
I think the guy's done, but there clearly can be
teams where I can see them saying, hey, we're absolutely
lost right now because our backup's not ready our starter.
(11:38):
We put everything in on him, So let's go get
Russell Wilson in the last five weeks of the season
or so, maybe we can win something. You know, he's
been in the league so long, he knows what to do.
He's not gonna try to do too much. We like
that moon ball that he throws. It not gonna need
a lot of practice time to get that going where
And I can see Russ saying I want to be
someplace else, the Giants saying, yes, we'll do that for you.
(12:00):
Will recoup some kind of low draft pick for Russell Wilson,
if it's anything more than a sixth or seventh round pick,
but it doesn't matter, and he will be He is
more than likely to finish his season in career on
a different team this last round up run for him
than he is on the Giants.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah, I would see it would make perfect sense the
sight of him in December sitting on the bench, kind
of sullen in that full knit cap, and everything that
you describe is kind of a sad way to end
it out. Now, Russell Wilson, I can't pretend to know
what kind of teammate he is and at this point
(12:37):
in his career, but certainly there have been questions of
divide going back to the end of his Seattle run,
the office he had in Denver before he didn't have
an office in Denver on a separate floor, and all
of that stuff, And certainly in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin is
beholden to the older guys, figuring, all right, here's the
veteran that's going to come in calm things. And he
(12:57):
had a couple of games where the offense moved, but
that was just because you at least had a little
bit of a downfield threat. But you watch that turn
into a pumpkin pretty fast. And that season ended with
another disappointing run, kept the streak alive, but once again
early postseason fail. Now you're you're looking at a squad
that the expectations are low. It's five and a half
(13:19):
is the win total. You're in a division where I
don't know how much you love or hate Washington, and
that's the collective you out there. Dallas is running in mud,
as we've talked about. And then you've got the Eagles,
who even if they take a step back, they've still
been a juggernaut low these last couple of years. So
you know, for the Giants, you're hoping the defense shows up.
(13:41):
We talked with Todd Furman the last hour and he
seemed to think, you know, they got a little bit
of a fight in him, and they'll keep games close,
which maybe means they steal a game or two here
in the first month, but it ain't gonna because the
offense is set in the world on fire, which means
eventually you need a spark, which means you go to
Dark and wants you to go there. You might as
well just have Jimmy Winston and cut.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And you'll have more than enough. It's just even right.
If something happens and Jackson Dart isn't we got to
sit him down for a little bit. You can go
to Winston, you can go to Tommy Kubbits, you can
do something else there. But telling you, man, they'll keep
one of those guys around in the practice squad who'll say, listen,
you're probably gonna be with us at some point. Okay,
I'm not gonna sign someplace else, and uh, by the
middle of the sea, by by the middle of October,
(14:24):
it's gonna be where's Russ gonna finish? And we'll trade
you sooner, because if if a quarterback is hurting and
they're at Jackson Dart, they're not gonna wait all the
way till the deadline to say, okay, now, I'll make
the trade. I could see them trading him sometimes shortly
after he loses the job.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Well, the other part is the two years in a row,
Like last year he shows up, Oh wait, here's Justin
Fields coming in, and then he got hurt and Fields
had to start the season. Otherwise it would have been
Russell Wilson right off the jump. And then this year, hey,
I'm gonna go to the Giants. Wait, they traded back
in and they drafted a different kit.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Damn it, they drafted the dark kids. See now, got
you talking like Jerry even when you're not even you
not necessarily vocal inflections, but certainly in cadence coming up
next again, get ready, Russell Wilson finishing this year on
a different team. The Jerry Jones sound that continues to
rule the sports world. The very special assignment that Alex
(15:17):
Tyshirt has completed for us. It is mustless and Radio.
That's next right here, Jason and Mike Fox kind of
said that Fox like the Jones kid. He's Mike Krmen,
I'm Dan Bayern.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
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Speaker 1 (16:20):
Fox Sports Radio, The Jason Smith Show with my best
friend Mike Harmon. Hey, check out our YouTube channel. Yeah,
search at Jason Smith Show. If you're on there, just
search Jason Smith Show. You're there, you can see us.
Tell me I'm pretty my great Hertford Whaler's cut off hoodie. Yeah,
it's nice. We're gonna get you back at the gym.
Tone you up. I don't need to be back in
(16:40):
the gym. I'm good, man, My triceps look good. The
road just swollen. I'm looking good man. You don't look good. No,
I'm I'm not going back a jellyfish on the side
of a beach. Would you a wow? You know you
look like you look like a guy that's going to
be fired in a few minutes. How about that? You
don't have that power? How about that? Sure I do?
You don't have that? Sure I do? He's channeling his
inner or Andy Span. How gonna change the schedule? You don't?
(17:02):
I know, I know how far my power goes. Tell
me I feel pretty good that that you are just
one of the infinity stones that I would put on
my on Mike Love. That's what it is right there.
My triceps look great. Don't let Alex Tyke listen. Did
you finish the assignment I gave? He of course, all right?
Can I just remind you alternatives don't do that. So
(17:25):
the Jerry Jones SoundBite, which we've been playing throughout the
show tonight, Yeah had times U has been must listen
radio because he talks about what the latest situation is
with the Michael Parsons contract negotiation. And he went on
Michael Irvin's YouTube show today to say that, look, we
thought we had a deal going although we had a
deal set with Michah Parsons, but then when it we
(17:46):
threw it by his age and his agent said we didn't.
Except Jerry Jones had much more colorful language to describe
what happened when he called the agent for Michah Parsons
to say, we thought we had a deal.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
We wonted to send the details to the age you
have aged.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Uh again, Yes, that's not Ai Jerry Jones, that's real
Jerry Jones saying that today on the Michael Irvan YouTube show.
And for the longest time today we talked. We actually
had the editor Ryan Berschinger on the show who did it?
I said, why the hell are we bleeping stick? Like that?
The stick is a fine word to say anytime anywhere
(18:25):
it's softly, you stick, You're not bleeping that like the
Roosevelt kids said, not not the New Deal one, but
the other one. Walk softly and carry a big bit
like that's kind of good. No need to blake it
because I mean, you start thinking about what he's carrying.
Here's No. Eighty seven seven not no, I'm just kidding.
There's no need to blank it, right but so, but
obviously ass is the word you would think, okay, because
(18:46):
that's the one word in that whole thing that is questionable.
So I don't know why stick being bleeped. I'm asked, man,
it doesn't really make sense. That is true. But look,
Ryan Berschinger, editor here at Foxports, why is that? Why
is that? I decide? We had him on the phone
and he said, well, the thing is is you can't
(19:07):
talk about the action, yeah something. So as long as
they all decided today when Jerry Jones said this that
stick was the word to bleep. Again, I don't understand
why you don't just bleep ask because that would take
care of it as well. But he said, look, that's
what they did. So now I said, all right, let's
let's do this, Alex Tischer. Let's find out what the
best words to bleep in this are. Okay, So you
(19:29):
have how many versions of this SoundBite with different bleeps
ready to go? I did five of them? Okay, all right,
all right? Do you have five different ones? So let's
hear the first one against we know we're going against
first origin, the original.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The agent, so.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, okay, so that now, let's hear that's here. The
first one you have.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
We wanted to send the details to the was just
stick it up.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
A little bit more of a a little bit like
you don't know what the hell is going on? Okay, okay, wait,
all right, we'll play that one one more time. Okay,
hold on, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
We wanted to send the details to the so let's
just stick it up.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay. Uh. I like that one. I like the fact
that you don't know what he said. They told to
send it to the blank, but I could he's a
little bit more stick it up? Are? And then another blank? Okay?
Are they're gonna go with the alternative? Watch on the
second one. But I like that one. I like the
fact that you don't know what he because you know,
sure as hell, that's what Jerry Jones is calling the
agent behind closed door. That's what he asked to send
(20:39):
it to the bleep. All right, So now let's hear
the second one.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The agent,
so was to stick.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
It and where and blank? See that one? You you
just left stick and ascid? Right, okay, No, that it
made me less ye Now I have to jump to conclusions.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
When we wanted to send the details to the agent,
the agent, Solda's just stick it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's my favorite. That's my fav pretty good. I think
that takes to lead in the glovehouse. That's my absolute
favorite so far. That's a good one. That's my favorite. Okay,
all right, yeah, we got so far. I'm gonna say
that's number one. The original is number two, and the
first one is number three, But that one's my favorite
so far. All right, all right, this is number three? Yes,
(21:34):
all right.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
When we wanted to send the details to the agent,
the agent, Solda's just stick it up.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So the way you liked. Yeah, No, that's okay. That's
what I thought it was gonna be. Yeah, Okay, that's
what I thought it was gonna be. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
God, we wanted to send the details to the agent.
The agent solda was to stick it up.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Now I like that, but I think the fact that
I've heard it so many times yeah and heard him
say ask yeah, like the power of that has gone away.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Well you know what though, it's a longer bleep that
he added there, Yes, so there might have been some
descriptors that get left out, like he's starting to go
on a rant.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh, so he told.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Us to stick it into it, so like there could
have been a descriptive term for the glutius maximum. Yeah, okay,
are wait one more time with that one.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
We wanted to send the details to the agent. The
agent sold was just stick it up.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And that's the one that Bursch told us, if you
were to do it again, he would bleep out ass yeah,
well that should have happened the first time. But okay,
but okay, that's all right, it's all right now. Now
I want to know what the hell goes on here
during the day that Yeah, we're gonna bleep stick out
like we had, like so many people that were in it, Like,
how does that happen?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Sometimes I walk in at seven and I could say,
what the hell? I don't care. I walk in here
seven o'clock at night sometimes and I go, what what
happened during the day?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well? I feel like the parent that comes home from
work and like the house is the craze and there's
all kinds. There's kids hanging out in the pool, and
there's food all over the place, and and there's his footprints.
I'm like, what is happening here? What happened while I
was gone? Like? I feel like that. Sometimes Arnie says
it best fire, Fire of the Man. There's that too.
(23:13):
That's not looney. No, I thought that was Oh. I
really thought that's the stinking genius. No, that sounds like looney.
I think that's loony.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Ian asked to listen to him try to take over
the network four hours a day Sunday night, right, I
mean I really thought that was three hours extra? Yeah, no,
three plus the power hour when he's in here. But yeah, no,
that's looney. Not play the other one.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Fire, Yeah, fire on the Man's That sounds like that
sounds like looney. At the end of a long day
or he's had a lot of updates. Okay, all right,
so now what do we have? We have two more left.
He's got to fire us off. I'm ready for fire.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
We wanted to send them to the agent, the agent, so.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Just yeah, there you go. That's my new leader right there.
Four oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
We wanted to send to the agent, the agent, so just.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Right wanted to send some insert the word here to
the agent. Remind you Mulligan is also the guy that
got the complete guaranteed deal for Deshaun Watson. In case
that helps color some of the conversation we go here,
that might be wow, was really good?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Five is your favorite? Four good? Sounds like he just
went ap okay, okay, four more time than five? Okay, yeah, four?
One more? Think the cowboys are going to ask for these.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah, we wanted to to the agent to agents.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Just as it's like, I just think, what can they
possibly have wanted to send to an agent where the
age I don't want this? You could go stick it
like that's what I'm thinking now. It could have just
sent a copy of the napkin that he wrote it on. Yeah,
we were sending you a flaming bag of you know. Uh, okay,
all right, now, so this is the fifth one. That's
my favorite. Okay, this is your favorite. Alright, I call
(25:12):
this unhinged Jerry. Unhinged Jerry. Okay, now this is hang on,
this is you didn't alter any audio. This is still
Jerry fa the same clip, just more bleeps. Oh okay,
so this is your dark side of the moon. Then
this is the one. This is the one. Wait, if
this was your last day, here is magnum Opus, which
(25:33):
it might be. If this is your last day, you
would say this is what I'm going out, and somebody
said Jerry lost in an interview, you'd believe it. Okay,
all right, go ahead, let's let's let's hear your magnum Opus.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
The details, the aged solas, just the details, the aged solas.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Just going off. He just let it fly. Yeah, now
we just let the expletives flow. It sounded like he
was saying, blankety blankety blank, blake blankety blank, detailed when
he went to the dentist, when he went to see
Brian Grints. I will say, oh, the anti dentite. I
will say, play it one more time.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The details. The agent sol was just.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay, I have one thing I wanted to hit me
now for a six one, okay, playing off of that,
if it was just bleep agent or or or I'm sorry,
if it was just bleep details, bleep agent, bleep ass,
like I think that's the I think that's the best
(26:41):
one with a nice bed of a nice bas bleep agent,
bleep details, bleep agent, bleep ass like that would yeah,
that would be time yeah again, yeah, sure.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
We wanted to send the to the agent. The agent so.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
As now, I do appreciate on dallascowboys dot com they've
done an in earnest all accounting of.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
This discussion with a bunch of his other quotes in there.
But like, here's the news that is fit to print
on dallascowboys dot com, straight from the team. When you
listen to the Smith Kid on fox Boards, understand that
some of the stuff I said this, but the bleeps
are going there's nothing just you know what, Let's put
(27:26):
a statement out at Dallas Cowboys dot com makeing sure
people know exactly what I said, how I said it,
and when I said it.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
If this gets clipped off though, and it gets back
to MICHAEH. Parsons, is he more mad? Or does he laughed?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Now, I don't think you get Michael Parsons anymore mad.
Oh no, this is probably helpful for Michah Parsons. I'm
telling right. If he's listening, he's laughing his ass off.
I'm so so calling right now at eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. So I had to find some levity,
isn't well? Listen? The guy scrubbed his social media accounts
of every Dallas cowboy mentioned that he had on.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Now if you told me he did while he was
on the sideline of a practice because he was mad
he couldn't get on the field because he hasn't figured
this out.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
But I also want to know what what is his
feeling right now?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
And the job is agent and the agency and his
managers and everybody are doing.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Whatever it is. He's more mad at the cowboys, whether
it was just mad at everybody to go to a
nice rom com. Look, this is this is a situation
which we told you about when he first put the
message out on social media. I no longer want to
be here. This is what NBA stars say when they
want out. He knows gen Z has come up knowing
(28:38):
a world that never existed without social media. When they
put stuff on social media, it is a deep thought.
It is not something like you or right. So I'll
say whatever I want on social media. What do I care?
And some people, as you see, you know, probably should
think more about what he's on social media. But there's
never anything that's put on social media that gen Z athletes, performers,
(29:00):
celebrities think about. They know when I go on here,
it's a big deal that this has been around my
whole life. He knows when he says I no longer
want to be here, he thought that was gonna be
his ticket out and now it's not. So now I'm
scrubbing all mentions the Dallas Cowboys. This tells you negotiations
aren't going well. And it was personal for Micah Parsons
(29:20):
when he put that message out there and for everybody
he was said, he's gonna sign it's not gonna happen.
He's not gonna get traded. Yeah, it's personal with Trey
Hendrickson and the Bengals because he's been there. It's personal
with Terry McLaurin and the Commanders because he's been there.
But it's also personal for Micah Parsons. You can tell
You can't just say, well, it's his first bite at
the apple and yet it's not going well. These are
bad things. This is Jerry Jones throwing his agent knowing
(29:43):
that he's mad at him. I'm throwing the agent under
the bus now at this point, Now, Jerry Jones doesn't
say things like that about players that he loves and
wants to sign and knows a're gonna stay. He's not
saying that unless he knows that the end result is
gonna be him someplace else, because he knows he wants
Michael Parsons play for him and wants him to be happy.
This is not a tactic you use when you say
(30:05):
this is gonna get Micah Parsons back to negotiating table.
I'm telling you Adam Schefter saying two days ago divorce
is gonna happen. Congratulations. We told you that a week
and a half ago. Adam Schefter should give me his
money for the last week for whatever he made from
making that statement two days ago, because we told you
a week and a half ago when he said this thing,
it's a big deal. Athletes take social media extremely serious.
(30:25):
That was the biggest sign you needed that Micah Parsons
had had it with the Dallas Cowboys. Yes, he's sitting in.
He wants to be a good guy. You see him
on the sidelines. He's miserable, just hanging out. He doesn't
want to be a bad guy. He's saving all his
anger and hatred and vitriol for Jerry Jones and the
Cowboys front office. And you see that's not going anywhere.
He's dug in with his agent. Jerry Jones is dug
(30:47):
in against Micah Parson and his agent says, look, there's
nowhere to go money. Why we thought we had a deal.
The fact that they're sticking to this. We thought we
had a deal when Jerry Jones spoke to him illegally
a few months ago, Like what does that tell you
about where Jerry Jones is? Like there should be a
hey Jerry, you talk money with You're not allowed to
do that. Man, You're getting doctor draft pick. That's where
Jerry Jones. Oh wait, wait wait, I was only kid
(31:07):
when I said that. Didn't know it was for real.
Thought it was a no Hot Mike situation, like the
Fitzpatrick kid tonight before the Amazon game, Like these are
all things Jerry is sticking to his side. Michael Parsons
is sticking to his and the Patriots and teams like
that are sitting here going we have a lot of money,
we got draft picks. Call us We're ready. We'd love
Michael Parsons. See, this is where I want the real
(31:29):
heart of the matter. Right.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Where's the difference between whatever Jerry thought he had right
years guarantees all of that, and what the devil the
details in that's creating such angst and where Mulligan is like, no, no, no,
not even the uh, let's entertain this. It's the stick
it up your your blank as Jerry Jones is saying
(31:52):
it is here.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
He's not saying that if he thinks, oh, Mike, I'm
putting out an olive branch to you. He's not saying
the agent told us to stick it up to be.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Honest, right, Like I understand the protections you hired in
mage it whatever, but you are a grown ass man.
So the fact that I can't talk to you about
this and get to a mutual kind of understanding and
then we go work out details seems kind of dumb
to me. But those are the rules of engagement that
an extra day off.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Exit out about a fresca exit Swalling Dome. Get ready,
Micah Parson's new uniform. Uh. Now, we have somebody who's
got a suggestion how they'd like us to throw to
Breemureau for the update.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Go ahead, mister, yeah, every night if you want to
dial it in at Swollen Dome at how about a
fresco at Fox Sports Radio for the toss to the
news desk. So it's time to find out what's trending
from someone who's the Julia Roberts.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Of Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
My god, because she loves nineties rom coms.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's Brianna Mirro.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Oh my gosh, it's such a covement.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I don't even know how I'm supposed to talk after that.
That's just like, oh my day is made. You can
leave out the Mets score. That's how you do. Just
leave out the Mets. It'll make him feel better.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Okay, well yeah, and that's what I'm here to do,
is to make Jason feel better. Like that's what I'm
paid to sit here and do. So, yes, you got it,
that's right. Already starting Actually, no, I'm gonna start in
the NFL, you guys. Preseason action. The Steelers knocked off
the Panthers nineteen to ten. Steelers first round defensive tackle
Derek Carmon was carted off the field during the first quarter.
(33:23):
Mike Tomlin did confirm that he had a sprained knee.
The Giants crushed the Patriots forty two to ten. Rookie
quarterback Jackson dart Win six to twelve eighty one yards
and one touchdown, Tommy DeVito seventeen to twenty one hundred
and ninety eight yards and three touchdowns. I'm sure that's
the last time we'll see him for a while. And
in Major League Baseball, Milwaukee is the first team to
(33:46):
win eighty games this season after they defeated the Cubs
four to one. The Red Sox beat the Yankees six
to three, the Dodgers knocked off the Rockies nine to five,
and the Padres beat the Giants eight to four. And
in college football, the SEC announcement will implement a nine
game conference schedule beginning in twenty twenty six. This was fun, guys,
(34:08):
Thank you so much for letting me be like a
little fill in, like a scrub, you know, like from
the NFL games when they had those replacement referees.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Now you're in the chair own that chair. Oh who
was the what was her name? Who was the star
of replacements? Keanu Reeves. She was the head of the cheerleaders.
What was it. She was a big girl like in
the nineties Reeves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the election Not
Carmen Electric No, no, no, she was in a bunch
of Not Kelly Rutherford. You're talking about the replacements. Yes,
(34:37):
I said, that's why I said, the replacement brook Lington
brook Langton, Yes, yes, yeah, that's all. Yeah, because I
thought you were get to get us Kathy Ireland in there.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Oh no, no, no, And she was kicking field goals and.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Thank you Bret. Nice job. She's like, I'm done, stop
talking to me. Jason Smith Mike Harmon live from the
Fox Sports Radio Studio. So coming up next, ty Shirt
has the version of the Mary Jones that I asked for,
plus the most embarrassing result in sports tonight. Uh oh,
that's straight ahead Jason and Mike Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Jason Smith
Show with Mike Harmon weekdays at ten pm Eastern, seven
pm Pacific, Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
The Jason Smith Show with My best friend Mike Harmon.
All right, So, there's gonna be nowhere to go after
we do the Jerry Jones thing. So let's do this
story first. Yeah, let's go. So, look, we are in
the middle of what's going to be a great weekend
in baseball. We have the two best rivalries in baseball.
The Yankees Red Sox started their series tonight. Tomorrow the
(35:42):
Dodgers Padres get it going. And look, Dodgers Padre's the
best rivalry in baseball. But look, Yankees Red Sox is
still Yankees Red Sox. They're fighting tooth and nail for
the wild card. Red Sox win tonight six', three so
they take the first game of the. Series and we
told you If yankees get sweat, man good, Luck Aaron,
boone you, MAN i have a job On, tuesday because
if that's how big a deal The yankees getting swept
(36:02):
at home by The Red sox would, be, well you
look out.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Crowded had got in the wild card race right, NOW
i mean you got five six teams and then you
got two in The rangers And. Angels they're five or
six games. Back that's two series of chaos.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Now but the big thing is, this, right the big
thing is. This this is why it's so embarrassing for
The yankees to lose? Tonight is it Because Eraaldus chapman
closed it? Out? No is it because The Red sox
came Into Yankee stadium one? Again, no tonight Was George
costanza Bobblehead night At Yankee. Stadium the line outside was
(36:36):
like AN O tawni. Bobblehead if you can't win On
costanza bobblehead, night and it's A costanza sleeping in the
bed under his desk At Yankee, stadium if you can't win,
them and that's the, best The yankee should apologize to
all their fans and say, sorry on such a, big
momentous and emotional, night we couldn't bring you a bleep
(36:56):
and win On George costanza sleeping under his desk bobblehead.
Night part of the bobblehead is. Horizontal it's not the,
Tide it's a horizontal. Bobblehead, yeah there have been so
many different.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Ones we've had The gore tex, Coat we've had the
assistant to The Traveling. SECRETARY i, mean there's been a
lot of iterations. There he is Showing Derek jeter how
to swing a. Bat this one is next level when
he had the little cubby built under his desk so
he could take a, nap selling between one hundred and
forty and one hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Already, well it was, limited it's only Eighteen thoughts, like
how do you have eighteen? Thousand you can't get twenty?
Thousand cant twenty five? Thousand? Really are you pinching pennies
that much of? You The yankees.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Figure it's also The Red, sox so you're gonna have
a full. HOUSE i mean he's just trying to get
asses in seat for the extra beer. MONEY i MEAN
i stand in. Line, well IF i get shut, out
AM i just going down the? Street or AM i pot?
Committed SINCE i already stood line eighteen, thousand we have eighteen,
thousand two hundred and forty. Seven that's how many you're
getting out there.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
For it's, crazy. MAN i, mean you can't win On
Kastanza Bobblehead. NIGHT i don't know what that's A how
do you not? Rally that's a sorry ass organization right? There,
man you lose On constanza BY i.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Gotta, say, THOUGH i really like the under the desk
look as we're describing, it, yeah but the twenty twenty
Four Brooklyn cyclones of The Gore tex. Jacket, no, yeah,
yeah it's really one of my. Favorites you can get
that for about half.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
PRICE i mean the thing is all The seinfeld, bobbleheads
The yankee or The New york. Theme, yeah, yeah they're all.
Great like that's, like, hey look at all we got them,
All like that's pretty. Cool that is a big memorabilia.
Guy but that's something that's What i'd like to. Have but,
see that's one IF i go.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Just hang Around New york once my daughter goes off
to school next, Year i'll go find myself into some
random flea.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
MARKETS i could pick up sets of them all of a.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Sudden what DID i bring back For? Smith did he
bring him a mets? Up, nope it's a mountain Of seinfeld, Bobbleheads.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Exit, up out Of, Fresca exit swelling. Down The Jason
Smith show With Mike harvett's still a fun laugh, there
But Aaron boon won't be laughing On. Tuesday not so much.
So tonight's been a big night For Jerry jones because
of his comment that we've been playing a ton and rightfully,
so because it is the biggest. Thing let's have the
original version, first, Please Alex tyshert before you head off
on vacation of the original. Version this Is Jerry jones
(39:07):
from The Michael irvin YouTube show, today explaining Why Micah
parsons has not been signed to a long term contract
After jerry And micah apparently agreed to it between the
two of them a couple of months.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Ago we wanted to send the details to the agent
the aged sold.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
And for some reason we bleed duct. Stick AND i don't.
UNDERSTAND i really don't understand how we. Do that's stuff
that you should sake shake a. STICK i don't. Understand
so we've been playing all the different versions tonight AND
i have a feeling that this one we're going to play.
Now Ty shirt came up with five great ones because
that number four was something's number four was. Great number
(39:47):
four was. Great let's hear number four, Again. Alex we
have number. Four bad. NEWS i used four for. This
oh you did.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
NEWS i deleted them all. Already so let's see the
version THAT i asked. For let let's see IF i
think it comes.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Through details day, agent take it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Up oh that was that was.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
This is, like we can play a super edition of
mad libs off of that.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
One that was. GREAT A i need a. PRONOUN i
need an adjunct, too at some next, level a famous.
Landmark let's hear it one more. TIME a take.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Details, day, agent take it up.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Exactly it could be blank the details blank the, agent
you'd stick it up our devil in the. Details, no
that's not what he. Said well speak of THE i
don'tlet's say another always it's sunny. Reference, uh very. Nice
of those, Six i'm gonna say, THIS i like that
one the. Best THEN i liked, four which is the
ONE t shirt used to build off, of and THEN
(40:56):
i like. Five, okay those are my, versions but you
also have the digital because it is just so. Controversial
well the original IS i Mean Jerry jones saying the
agent told us to stick it up our? BLANK i,
mean come, ON i like the.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Candor and THEN i do like the fact that he
came back over the, top going he's here for three?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Years is he? Really? But is he really there for three?
Years is he really there for three?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
YEARS i kept waiting for him to hold up a
sun that's a ranch high so eighty that was outstanding
and happy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Birthday. Yeah twenty, seven twenty, three twenty, birthday. Birthday. Yeah.
Yeah you've been there for like eight years, now, no,
ten oh, ten you've been here ten years. Now it's
been ten years In. November. Wow so he started when
you were, eleven, long long time, ago and now you're
heading off on vacation going to so many. Places really
you're just gonna sit home and do nothing By. Ahuasco oh,
(41:48):
okay dark old Retreat, yeah dark, shrooms, yeah, Eating, yes
that's WHAT i was gonna. SAY i was gonna say,
allegedly but it's good you said. That my Buddy Ben mallard's.
Next well Leave jerry
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