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Speaker 2 (01:01):
It in head ripped the knob off.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
With all the sporting events over for tonight, now we
get to see the end of Top Gun.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, I've seen a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Uh, no spoilers, no spoil No, no spoilers, no spoilers. Uh,
you know, I love I just be explaining this, like
because I don't think Mary's seen Top Gun the scene
at the end. Now that the scene at the end
when they go to the Indian Ocean and they go
to they go up and fight against the MiGs.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And know that was the back at Universal, right, sure
it was.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, Well it's in the air here is different. Uh
and uh hair and it's it's always fun. I see
just how sweaty Tom Cruise and Val Kilmar are in
this scene, like when they're when when Stinger is giving
them the update your job is to give air support
to this rescue mission. The US has Bull's eyes become
disabled in international waters, and just it's like, I've never
(01:49):
been that sweaty in my life at any event, but
he's But it's the rivulets of sweat that's all over
all of their faces. They're so sweaty. More sweaty Tom
Cruise in Top Gun. Okay, sweating out Kenley Jansen closing
and Major League ball, Yeah, okay, in his later years,
oh oh oh, Kenley Jansen. Now I always went through
(02:13):
a lot of handtoe than Kenny Jansen. Man, that's a
lot of weight. It's a lot going on there, sweating
it all out with Kenny Jans future Hall of Famer
Kensley Jansen, maybe Angel legend right, Yeah, I mean I got.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
To waiting for him to come back. I gotta be
honest with you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I can't really thought towards the end it was gonna
be He's coming back for one more run. You know.
The nuttiest thing, right, and this is this is this
is crazy because you know, you see guys that you
know it used to be and then still it still
as this way. But like guys kids that grow up
like you know, they're gonna be pictures, right because they
can just throw harder, And it's always a big thing
to Hey, make sure you don't throw curveballs until you
(02:50):
have to, don't throw too many, you know, get your
scholarship data, get the arm ripped ye out of the way.
Get yeah, you know, just have have an elective tommy surgery.
I'm having elective sry. Why I'm having elective surgery?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But you know the funny thing is like and you
think of a guy like like Kenley Jansen or whether
it's Jacob de gram or Nolan McLain of the Mets,
where these guys are two way players and don't become
pitchers until they almost hit the majors, right Like Kenley
Jansen played in the I think the first World Baseball
Classic in two thousand and six. He was a catcher,
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catcher for the Netherlands.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It was a long time ago. He's he he's a vampire.
You didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean, he was a catcher in the World Baseball
Classic and now then he turns into one of the
best closers in baseball for the better part of a decade.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I mean, you sweat him out. The Kennley Jansen die
is fantastic. Jansen was great or virtually all thrillers that
you've seen in a movie theater. He usually falls apart
the act. Yea, yeah, the end of Top Gun or
the end of a Kelly Hansom game. Really not gonna lie.
The Elvis was really sweaty, like nasty time, a lot
(04:06):
of like a lot of hand towels, a lot of
football that was in the rain watch his last performance.
He looked nasty. Yeah, he was. He was a big
He was a big dude. At the end.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, the the voice of an Angel. The white jumpsuit
didn't quite fit. Actually, there's an old Halloween photo of
me in a whe You're sweaty, probably was not in jail.
I'm sure Harmond was sweating like that when I worked Yahoo,
back when I was in the flood Alside Zilla Utah chapter.
(04:40):
Uh So, while we watched Top Gun and I don't know,
maybe maybe they can Two big stories out of the
NFL today. One and I love this Cam Hayward in
advance of the Bengals Steelers game on Thursday night. Uh
In the Steelers locker today, Aaron Rodgers, you know, talking
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to the media, excited about the game with Joe Flacco
and Aaron rodd only the second time ever two forty
year old quarterbacks squaring off against each other. He is
dubbed it the Icy Hot Bowl. I dig it, which
I'm on, you know what, pat in that and make
T shirts because people want to say the Steelers helmet,
the Bengals helmet the icy hoacht logo, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Dig in that. Love it, love it, love it, love
the icy yacht bo.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
See the that, or I mean you start getting down
into like Salon pause.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Or whatever else.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Now, in advance of this game, I'm going to tell
you this. The Steelers are four and one, They're in
first place in the AFC North champions They're likely going to.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Win the AFC North. Yeah, there's just one thing about them.
We own the North. There's one thing about what's like,
just one thing about that? One thing? I think one.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
They're in front of the division. Yeah, Mike Tomlin's feeling chesty.
He's getting all hey, haughty at press conferences, saying I
don't know why the Browns will trade Joe Flacco in
a division, But I don't know. Maybe Andrew Berry knows
more than I do.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You guys are annoying me today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, all right, Now, I know Mike Tomlin's feeling chesty
and feeling good because this is kind of what he does.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He did this middle of last year when Russell Wilson
had that pretty good four game stretch. Yeah, look at
what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, look at me making the right decision. Then he
goes into the tank at the end of the year.
They have to get rid of him. Didn't hear a
lot from Mike Tomlin at that point. I'm gonna say
this is one thing with the Steelers, one one thing,
one thing. There's one one thing, one thing a minute
since a one thing. They stink. They stink, they stink.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
They whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They don't do anything well. They the schedule is so
advantageous for them, and it's even gonna be better because
the rest of their division stinks. Right, the Bengals, there's
season's over. Come on, man, you're playing Joe Flacco. The
Browns your season is over. You're playing Dylan Gabriel. The Ravens,
your season's over. You're playing Huntley.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Or Cooper Rush and be come on, man, this is
all the teams, the Ravens the best roster.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
They all stink. The Steelers stink too, right, They just
don't stink quite as much as those other teams that
are really bad. The Steelers don't throw the football well.
They don't run the football well. Media part of the curve.
They don't play great defense. This is not but the
Steeler curtains even. No, they're middle of the pack everywhere everywhere.
They don't do anything well. They stink. They just happened
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to be. Hey, we're stuck in a division this year,
or we're fortuitously in a division where the rest of
the team's just really, really bad.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's been an argument against Brady forever, and if people
were honest with themselves, it would be the arguments against
Peyton Manning and against Drew Brees. Yeah, but Brady went
on to win Super Bowls. This Steelers team is not
winning the sets. Okay, again, you're competitive and in Pittsburgh,
as long as you're playing meaningful football in December and
maybe a little bit into January, you're feeling good. That's
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why I keep defending Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. There's
a lot of twelve win, double digit win seasons in there.
You and I have not seen that number combined in
our lives.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
As opposed to what the Cowboys have done in the
last fifteen years. Yeah, it didn't end with the title now,
but damn you had some good times on Sundays. What
the Cowboys had some good teams there. This team stinks.
They're four to one. Steelers are not. I don't care
if you're four and one. It's like it's like when
your older brother says, I'm sixteen and no against you
and Madden and he's sixteen and you're nine.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's why I bet. But I've enjoyed beating you.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Like.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
This is what's going on right now in the AFC North.
The Steelers are the sixteen year old brother. And it's
almost because Aaron Rodgers is old. Well, then I would
say forty year old brother. And who's come back to
live at home because he's fallen on hard times.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Maybe he's got to touch my drum set, you know.
Maybe you know when you come home from school one
day and your mom says to you, Hey, I just
want to let you know downstairs in the basement, Uncle
Rich is living with us. Okay, he's gonna he just
got here.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We get bumped out Uncle Rich. Just when you go downstairs. Understand,
Uncle Rich is going to be downstairs. And you go
downstairs and you just see like the glow of cigarette
from Uncle Rich.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hey, how you doing? How you doing, Jason?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Good?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Uncle Rich?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
How long you staying here for? I don't know, give
me here for a few days. Okay, you're like, hey,
that's great, that's great. No, that's vaguely familiar. That's that's
that's Uncle Rich. Hey, Uncle Rick, which room is Uncle Ralph?
And oh, he's in a double basement. Uncle Ralph is below.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Go upstairs. It's your pop with your girlfriend. Uh that's
all the tattoos of the phone number. That is me.
You never got top.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I actually talked about that the other day to somebody going,
I remember this girl I really wanted to go out with,
and she was like, you never called me? And I said,
when'd you You didn't call me? I know, I called
you a couple days ago. I told your grandfather. I
called him like Pop, I was so mad. I was
so you went downstairs. He was there smoking out on.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
His head and my grandmother were having a Hey clo,
what are you doing. We're listening to the radio. Go downstairs, okay,
grand okay and close okay okay.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Uh no, but that that that's the Steelers. That's who
the Steelers are. Man, They're they're not good.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
They're in the part of the curve. No, they're they're
they're just an they're four points per game, they're in
the middle everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Might just drop it. Nobody knows not good more than
Jason is fair. He is a certified expert. This is
like if we were in court and they're like, I've
already you know, attributed the term expert to him. You
let him speak even had you even had the judge
call him an expert. You subject wants to get it
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on the record. Okay, now, Jason, he's an X like
I know, not good football.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I've seen he's really good and Tulsa King. But I
have a duck belt, not good five I have. I
have a Dune black belt. No, that's just it. Either
you're higher than Elvis Wall I am the Jets belt.
Yeah no, No, that's a that's a losing belt.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Although you never got a badge for Nixon. That's a
belt that doesn't have any notches on it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You try to put it on, it doesn't it just
it just falls down and you pull a knife.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yes, I had to do that, damitating.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't have time to go buy another belts. Putting
a notch on this belt right there?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Mom, it's not quite the Brendan Glease and Club engaging me.
You would get one of those plastic serraened knives that
your mom would have in the kitchen only would use
when steak would be out so you could cut it easier.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And I need that just stick. Give me another notch
on that belt.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I might be able to find a belt in my
closet that Steelers are no good. I'm gonna say it
all year long.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That ain't the Bengals actually beat him up? I hope, so,
I hope.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I don't want them to.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't want the Steelers every week, but steel six
and one and they're not good man, They're not a
good team. Gain well, they just all right, No, they
have nobody even dk Metcalf. Oh one completed pass that
Rogers threw to Metcalf that he was opened by five
yards and suddening. Oh they have something special going on. Hey,
go oh they don't. He threw a wide open paths
to a guy who was wide open. That's what happened.
(11:55):
This is that we're not reinventing things. We're not building
a better mouse trap. Okay, we're we're not suddenly reinventing
the wheel. We're not doing any of these things. We're
just they hit a play. Oh they got something about No,
this team stinks. Your cadence was really good.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's all the money we had, Karn, but all.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
To say, I mean, we have watched six weeks of football.
I think we can stipulate on the whole The product
is subbar. Are there games that are close, late and interesting? Absolutely,
there's a lot of we talk about fundamentals in baseball. Yeah,
how many drop passes have you seen across the board?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Wide open? Aw?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I mean Brian Thomas, as great as he is, Trevor
Lawrence is made to look to the fool in box
scores for folks that don't watch these games. By the
number of drops, Yeah, I mean they've got They've got
like nearly twenty drops. A team drops Carolina a lot
of drops, Tennessee a ton of drops.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Like there's a lot going on here. Jason. Yeah, how
are you not a scout for bad football? I should
be that. That's what I can do. Wait a minute,
what do we have a website bad football do? Yeah,
here's what it is. No, call me jest right to
the New York Jets dot com right here, got it
out of his domains for sale like a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
His teams should call me, like the Jets and say, hey, listen,
we're not sure if this guy is any good. We
may trade for him, or we may draft him. Can
you do me a favor and watch and let us know?
For right, I go watch and I tell you either
he's good, no, he stinks. Now if I say, hey,
I'm not sure, okay, you know he doesn't stink. But
if I say he's stink, that's bad football. Now I
(13:37):
know what he's talking about. We're not trading for that guy.
We're not drafted, and we don't know if he was good.
We're not doing it. No, ask you that part. We're
not doing it. I'd recognize bad. I can recognize the
bad as you're saying this, I'm picturing. There's the speech
that Rosie O'donnald gives in Beautiful Girls, talking about dating
and timelines, and it would be nicer if you were younger.
Now because of this that that's kind of where you're at.
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It's like he's gonna need three stops. It will eventually
be good. Yeah, but it's not gonna happen here. No,
I'm not gonna happen here. I tell you he's bad. Okay,
we're not gonna draw okay, very no, No, he's good. It's
just we won't be able to do anything with him.
But do you think he's we should just pass. I'm
not gonna tell you that.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I don't know. I know bad and he's bad. But
was he good? I don't know. I guess sitting up
there like commonists with your thumb. You want to go
talk to somebody else who if you think he's good.
But I'm telling you, no, this guy's bad. Don't draft him,
don't trade for him. No, No, he's bad. This is bad.
This is bad. I got it right away. I have character.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It was on the streaming in the first five seconds. Yeah, bad,
not drafting them. You see that first step done?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Character.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Don't care he's bad. I don't care what kind of
character he's got. He's bad, don't draft him. Exit out
about a Fresca exit swollen dome. We got more of
the Cowboys coming up next, as well as a story
involving the Dodgers, the NLCS, and ghosts.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And I don't mean like, oh, the ghosts of it, No,
I mean real life ghosts. Yes, that's next, Jason and
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Speaker 2 (15:47):
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Speaker 2 (16:12):
He tags up if he's a ghost.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh yeah, I mean he should know you might leave early.
Should have had a ghost telling him to tag up.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Tag on.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
So lost in the drama of tonight's big Dodger win
over the Brewers and taskar Hernandez's base running adventures, his
flyball adventures again. How many home runs can he hit
to even out all his bad plays in the field?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
And base running.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Uh ta Oscar Hernandez changed hotels in Milwaukee because his
wife believes in ghosts, didn't want to stay in the
hotel this from which there's a known haunted hotel.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Where they were staying.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Right, it's been a thing we've heard about this, this
Milwaukee hotel. Mookie Bets always stays someplace else. Yeah, doesn't
stay with the team, always stays. It's crazy he stays
in a different hotel. Bob Nightingale had this story today
and put this out. Ask tay Oscar Hernandez, Hey, what
does his wife say is happening when they talk to
the other wives about this hotel? Quote the lights some
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of the rooms, the lights go off and on at
the doors, there are noises, footsteps, things like I don't know.
I'm not the guy that's gonna be here saying, oh, yeah,
I've experienced that before, because I'm not and I don't
think I'm gonna experience that. So they left hotel to go, say,
another hotel because they thought their hotel might be haunted.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I mean, look, in the end, you're trying to find comfort.
Everybody's got their in baseball. We know we got a
lot of superstitions, right, a lot of things that have
been institutionalized there through the year. Don't step on the
chalk going out to your position or coming back to
the dugout, all all of those things. Pictures, particularly relievers.
It's a lot of characters in the history of the game.
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So in this hotel has its repute. The Fister, the
Fister Hotel, the pafistafist. Excuse me, fister p f I
asked the Fister. Yeah, the Fister.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You want to read some of the one liners come
out of this. You know, you know stayed at the
Fist who's at Alton Lister? Nice? You know who else
stayed there? Legend? Alton Lister sister stayed at the Fist
a neck You got an a.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And you know how she signs in when she stays
with him as mister Lister's sister.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Who stays at the Fister Bee?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You really got excited with that Yamamoto complete game. And
you know who stays next to them? Here's in the
room next to Bubby Brister. Wow, you got a Bubby
Brister and al Lister?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And you know what man stays there too? Mister or
mister how about trickster?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yes? Fly me courageous. Yes, they do. They got to
fly me courage.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
This is one of my favorites every year though that
this pops up at least once. Oh yeah, somebody's got
an issue with this.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh they do.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Look at the Fister in the fact that moving they
haven't changed the name. As I gotta asking, now, what
do you think the odds are right? What do you
think the odds are Frostburg that they lean into this
in the Fister hotel and hey.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Someone someone kind of well, no, they don't.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
They don't lean in. In Milwaukee, we saw that with
Bryce Terrank. They do not lean They do not lean in.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
No, Bryce, you should have let into that. We would
be one one in the NLCS get hit by the
pitch Brice. But you know what happens.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I mean, they maybe win that game and maybe yamamotals
the guy didn't pitched there in July or maybe his
last downing against Philly.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Do you you don't know?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Do you think like there's somebody on a initially on
the schedule that's okay. Tonight you're on ghost patrol and
what you do is you kind of run by a
room with footsteps disappear and they lean it, Yeah, of
remote controlled figures. There's Westbury outside. Do they play some
kind of you know they they pipe it in in
the rooms a little bit house Grim Greening Ghost come out.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
All work and no play makes Jack a bill boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a bill boy? Like,
do you think they do that? Do you think they're
they're they're, hey, we're really gonna lean.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Into it, Dura, it's cold. They'd probably charge it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Is it? Is it good for tourism if people aren't
staying there?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, but this is just one family that we know of.
This is Mookie bats On taoscar her Noah. But there's
a lot of other people that go seek this stuff out.
There's you can go find it on interwebs. There's groups
of people. This is what they do the oscar use
two hands when the ball comes to you in the outfield.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
But I'm in the.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Bear and you got the Winchester Mystery House. I want there.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's very cool, h very cool. But I mean lines
out the door to go walk through there.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, I mean I don't think you're scared when when
you're in a line with with with you know, hundreds
of people, when it's just you and your wife in
a room or something, and you hear the twice should
be scared anyway, But what was it?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Seinfeld? Mister peepers would run by the room. But all
that say they have like little shoes on.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
A dog that the dogs ral. Yeah, but I'm like
kind of pause at the door and then runs away.
But it's like I've done that at night, like.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Where they sell smaller blocks so it's not as crowded, huh,
towards the in the Halloween season, I've done Alcatraz at night.
Like there's some weird stuff. There's feel in the air
that that's not quite so good, but people lean into that.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
What the hell do you.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Think horror movies do so well? Low budget, high revenue.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Well, look, but that the thing.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's easy to scare yourself when you're in bed, in
a strain or in your house by yourself. It's either
every little creek you think is someone downstairs coming in
with some kind of machee. Meanwhile it's demons in your
I didn't sit there and go it's the house settling.
It's just the house settling. It's the house settling. The
house is settling. Okay, okay, okay, man, I grew up,
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you know, in in a Catholic household. Demons are all
around me. Man, Oh no, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You should be told that church that you know, Saturday
Night Live was the devil.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
They might be right, But the few times, okay, like
the few times where Pam and Zoe are in in
the house, like if they went back to Michigan to
visit Pam's family, or they were somewhere else and I
was staying at home by myself.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Not so much.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
We live in apartments, but when we when we bought
a house, I'm like, okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
And I every time I went to bed, I would
I would close the door to the to the to
the uh. I always would go through the house to
make sure everybody no one's hiding under the bed anywhere
in a CLI would always go through and I would
very meticulously go room to room. But even still now
I go and I make sure the bedroom door is locked,
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and I have a chair under the door. Someone's stopping
a chainsaw. Well, no, but at least I know someone.
At least I'm for it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Man, I have some kind of warning, and maybe I
can you know, you know, take a pencil and stack
it is he pick you out with good football. No, hey,
I have no idea what this is. He was stunning.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Hey, lure me out of the room because I hear
like far away the TV set and the Jets are
two minutes away from the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
They just need one first down. I'm like, what is
happening the Jets? And I get up out and I
walked out and create that. I'm like the kid in
uh in the hereditary at the end, he's walking around, Mommy, mommy,
and he's walking around walking where do I go? I'm
walking around and I'm hearing the big voices like Bob
Cossas saying, and who would have thought the Jets would
be this close? Three more kneel downs and they're going
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to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And also I walk into the living room and then
there's you know, then the ghost he was there to
take over my body or whatever, and you walk out
and Costas to start sermonizing about the evils of steroids
and what he did to Basement. Fister Hotel is supposedly
haunkeded by the ghost of its original owner, Charles Fister
and or an ill faded bride who was pushed down
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in elevator shaft.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
How about that? So that's why you hear the voices.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
But people they what happened? What happened to Charles? Though
that it could be either to either one. Okay, I
like to go to Charles. I like to go around
with the dog in the in the in the special
shoes and.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Scary.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Now you're sounding like Wizzo from the old Bozo Shave Roberts.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Don't go to the bullpen. You will lose everything. All right,
let's get you have a mode all the way through
this game. One hundred and twenty pitches. Man, I'm not
staying back at that hotel. Ah, Dave, don't let tell
Oscar Hernandez run.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
The bases day Maybe maybe, man, maybe, But I like
the fact that it's the lights going on and off
and footsteps.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, that's like light's going on, pretty basics. Yeah, I
like that. You can really pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah well no, no, no one's okay, No one's getting
thrown down elevators. And I didn't say they were okay.
I still hear the sound, apparently of the elevator, of
her falling down the elevator.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Really wow.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Now, that's a see And then I wonder is that
something that Hey, we're on dude, everybody knows they're doing tonight.
You're on the elevator, the woman's voice down the shaft,
you're on the footsteps, bring the dog to do the
footsteps thing, You're on the lights on and off.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Okay, all right, how good your first step you have?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Not?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I am not falling tonight, Smith, I am not falling
asleep tonight. No, not really, No, not falling out. It's
gonna be tough.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I'm because of this, I'm gonna hear stuff or because
you're thinking back to Jets and Mets failure. Yeah, that's
gonna be I'm just gonna I'm gonna I know what's
gonna happen. I know I'm gonna be sleeping, facing away
from the door. Pam is gonna be out, Zoe's in
her room sleeping, and I'm gonna hear something, and I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna turn around, and there's gonna be
a guy there with a big knife. There's gonna be
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a guy I know, I know it. Okay, I'll turn around, Okay,
nobody there. It's gonna happen. I know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I know it. I know it's gonna Pam.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Get in front of me. There's someone in here. Go
to make sure they don't do anything to me. I'm
very valuable, I am a very important person. You have
very viable speak. So we get in here and stand
in front of me. I'm gonna use you as a
human shield. I'm gonna try to escape. Daddy's an important man.
I have to get out of here because you know,
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we got Thursday night football. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm the
one that has to go. We have the Icy Hot
Bowl to survive. We're in the league Championship Series.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
There's a new NHL season dawning, and next week Luca starts,
as you know, slam this sucker down to I got
a lot of stuff. I'm sorry. I have to be
the one to survive here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
And there's a lot of teams that we're gonna have
to learn about for the World Cup.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Someone's gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry, but this is this is me,
this is me. I have to be the selfish one.
If you need to say sacrifice yourselves for me, I
need you to do that.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
All right, we're on board with that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Great, all right, then I have to see how this
frand Brown de ben state thing and I have to
tell them that. Listen, I know you hear the machete
and the hockey mask all this. But what if I
give you the other two? Do I get to run
out of the house. You don't even say anything, just
nod your head. If I get to run out of
the house. Okay, great, one's upstairs in her room. You
got to open the door. She's in the right side.
(27:24):
The other one sleeping. Hey, do me favor. Can I
take the dog with me? I gotta take Manny.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
You'll hear your shoes squeaking from a mile away. I'll
tell you I'll take Benny. But what did I show
you earlier?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Maybe you're gonna get attacked by someone who went to
the Ducks game and got that wild wing mask. Maybe
that's it. Maybe that's how you meet your grizzly end.
Exit out about a fresco. Yeah, but look, I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I I think that this is something absolutely leaning. You
get a good paint job on that for you. You've
been good. You can do.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hunted hotels is a real thing. We stayed at one
and bold in. Uh where was it Rhode Island?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Wow? When do you play the Patriots? Oh? Yeah, okay,
this is a real thing. Why do you stay in?
Why'd you stay in? Hunted? He couldn't stay it? Different hotel?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I mean like it was up to meet. Okay, but
why is it this is where we're staying. Hey, uh hey,
Jim Harbaugh justin Frossburg is here to see you about
the hotel.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Who.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yes, we're gonna attack this hotel with a tenacity and
an intensity unknown demand.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I got why so Harbaugh didn't have a meeting with
you guys?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Say this this is before? Oh, this is before, because
Harbor would have a meeting going. Okay, if you guys
see a ghost, this is what we do. Okay, this
is how you do it. All right, I'm gonna show
you because I've defeated ghosts before. I have fought them,
I have won, all right, I'm what it's Jim seven
ghosts zero.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Just so you know this is how I do it
the best way.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I really thought you were gonna go Gruden with the Spider. Hey,
we run Spider twol wipe an in at this ghost.
He's not gonna know where we're going We're and buy him. Okay,
just so you know we're gonna we run. That's Spider too,
I say, Spider too, White Banana. You guys know we're
mobilizing now, Okay, that's where your whole aft gun the
elevator shift. But I'm in front of everybody because I'm
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the head coach. Okay, everybody else is behind me, all right,
I'm in front of everyone just so we know. I'm
showing you the army of wild masks. They're coming for you.
They're coming for you. Mane whoa exit up bout a
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Speaker 2 (29:41):
No, he believes in ghosts and he can't run the bases.
It's Steve di Seger.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I believe the Harma quote was I will be thinking
of that hotel room burning in my mind until they
throw dirt on top of me.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
How great was that? That's good Sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You thought the lights were gonna come up for behind
him like you use it a pulpit.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
By the way.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
The late game in the NHL and Anaheim Duck scored
lead to beat the Penguins four to three. LA Dodgers
are had two games a nine after winning a top
seed Milwaukee again in the NL Championship Series five to one.
The final Tonight, Yoshinobu Yamamoto with a complete.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Game three hitter.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
There hasn't been a complete game in a Major League
playoff contest since twenty seventeen. He retired the last fourteen
batters tonight, seven strikeouts, one hundred eleven pitches thrown. The
loss to Freddy Peralta, who made it into the sixth inning.
A looted a couple homers to ask her Hernandez solo
shot in the second, Max Muncia solo homer in the sixth,
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Jackson Churio a leadoff homer first pitch, and that was
the only Brewer scoring two games to none, LA lead
in their home Thursday afternoon with Tyler Glasnow on the mound.
Friday night, Shoheo Tani will be LA's starting pitcher. This
turnaround for the Dodgers started with a Yamamoto five weeks
ago start at Baltimore. Remember He had the no hitter
(31:01):
with two outs in the ninth inning of a Saturday
night game, and then he gives up a home run,
and then Blake Trining gets charged with three runs. It
was a ghost of Kenley Janssen's past, and Tanner Scott gave.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Up the final hit.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
So Tanner Scott gave up four runs bottom of the
night that night, blew that lead, lost the game. That
was their fifth straight loss that week. Since that night,
the Dodgers have won twenty two of their last twenty
eight games, including seven to one so far this postseason,
and coupled with the Blake still great start last night,
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the Dodgers haven't gotten consecutive postseason starts of at least
eight innings each since nineteen eighty eight against the Mets
to begin the NLCS. Or Herscheiser and Tim Belcher. Well,
this postseason, they've gotten at least six innings from the
starting pitcher.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
You had to bring up the eighty eight NLCS.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I had to bring that up, which the Dodgers won
in sevens.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
You oral Herscheiser hates him, Yes, big fan eight.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
We'll see how useless starting pitching is this.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I'm surprised he wasn't here tonight he comes, He's like standing,
where's where? It took me seven years to come back
to find it? Hey, starting pitchers matter.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
There's your ghost for years from now. So the Dodgers
have played eight playoff games. They've gotten at least six
innings from the starter seven of the eight games so far,
the team yeah right or from the starters so far
one point five to four. That is pretty rare for
your first eight games of a postseason. Now, the nineteen
eighty one Dodgers with Fernando and company, it was one
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point four to four at this point of the postseason.
Detroit's happened a couple of great starting staffs when they
had Verlander and Annabel Sanchez over.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
A decade ago.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
But it's been a while, and Yamamoto the star tonight
very rare in fact, in postseason history. This had happened
apparently once since the nineteen fifties. The guy allows the
leadoff homer and no runs after that and winds up
throwing a complete game. The alcs is off. The Mariners
lead two games to none against Toronto. Game three in
Seattle Wednesday night on FS one in the NHL overtime
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wins for Montreal and Washington. Edmonton won two nothing at
the Rangers. The Dallas Mavericks gave coach Jason KIDDI mull
to your extension. Milwaukee's Giannis Antennacumpo says one day after
retiring from the NBA he'd like to play in Greece.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
The NBA's after the Knicks, then I'm gonna go to Greece.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Okay, already, couldn't get your hands on Jason Kidd. NBA's
exhibition schedule ends this Friday night. Yukon is number one
in the women's basketball preseason poll. There were college football
wins in the Conference USA Action for Liberty and Florida International,
Arkansas State one on a field goal final play fifteen
to fourteen at South Alabama, and US Men's soccer won
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its exhibition in Colorado to one over Australia.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Back to you, Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Though, coming up next, if your team needs a quarterback,
I'll give you a surprise team you should call because
I'm pretty sure you could get him. That's next right here,
Jason and Mike hod Fox.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Jason Smith
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