NFL Pro Bowler and sports talk "star" Marcellus Wiley GETS KICKED OFF THE SHOW for giving RUDE takes on the Philadelphia Eagles, being a SHAMELESS HOMER for his former teams, the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Chargers... although he did give a decent take on the Dallas Cowboys. Plus, Paulie and Tony spill some big-if-true rumors about the beef between Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown, and react to Bill Belichick's SMART decision to switch to college football.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Right, alright, Govin Doyo Live from Philly. It's the number
one rated Paully and Tony Foolstol Show as always, Bali
Fool's go here with Tony Fools going Tony your show today.
You know, we got some unsubstantiated but pretty true sounding
rumors about what's really going on in the beef between
(00:27):
Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown. And also why the Juan
Soto seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract is
not a lot of money at all. Absolutely, and guest today, well,
you know last week, I guess Jay Gruden terrible just
failed to understand how shaving ahead could help an NFL
coach like it's helped Sirianni.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well, we're going to bring on someone.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Who is bold and played football, Marcellus Wiley, and also Tony.
You know he's been doing these videos about other people's
sports takes. Yeah, he's never done a single one about OZ,
so we're going to be asking him about that.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You know what it probably is is how it takes
are so perfect there's really nothing to say about them.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, good point that, dony Oh. One annoying development
to tell you about again in this world of misinformation
and accuracy has struck yet again, hasn't it, Dony. We
just perceived word that this show has once again been
nominated for Best Sports Comedy in the Sports Podcast Awards. Now,
as you know, last year, the show won the award
(01:28):
even though it's clearly not a comedy.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know, maybe they think it's funny. How right we
are all the time?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Another great point that Dony, well, I guess if you
want to vote for you know, a most right comedy,
you can go vote for us by clicking the link
in the description and hold on just a moment. What
the hell's going on here? A producer looks like he's
in a bathroom or something. I just see out on
a monitor. Tony, where the hell are here?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Are you in Mexico?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What the are you doing in Mexico?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Don't worry about him producing the show.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Oh, don't worry. You're gonna come back alive. Yeah, exactly.
Don't worried you're gonna be able to get back into America.
That's what we're worried.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
By the way, if you're listening to this right now,
if you happen to run a drug hotel in Mexico, well,
you know what they're do, you know, Audios producer, Enough
out of you anyway, let's just get right into our
top story story. All right, first out the gate, you know,
fate morons. They're saying the Eagles didn't get a quality
win against the Panthers on Sunday since they only won
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by a score of twenty two to sixteen.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But Tony, what do we always say a win.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is a win win exactly. I mean, look at Jake Paul.
He beat the greatest fight of all time, Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
A win is a win.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So what if Mike Tyson was basically a senior citizen
In the future, when people read historical records like Wikipedia,
all they're gonna see is that Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson,
and they're gonna put him in the Parthenon of greatest
fighters ever. It's gonna be number one, Mike Tyson, number
(03:07):
two Rocky Balboa, number three Evander Holyfield, and then number
four Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Terrific future perspective that Dody, And we'll now do our
take last week that just went mego viral.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I mean, like colon takes no viral.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But you know what I'm saying anyway, we said Jalen
Harts should be.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Co MVP with.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Saqua because he's the one handing off the ball and
handing off is important. Well, there are some idiots out
there coming up to us, Dody and saying things like
that makes no sense. Well, you know we got to
explain this again. I guess so, Tony. You know you
had one of those great analogies you always have. Give
those idiots some perspective.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, think about when doctors deliver babies and then hand
them off to their mother. Imagine if doctors were just
fumbling babies, they'd be babies splatted like tomatoes all over
the place.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It would destroy the human population and end humanity as
we know it. So if you don't vote Jalen Hurts
for co MVP, you're not only anti humanity, you're pro extinction.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
One hundred percent of great Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know, whenever I hear a baby's born, I don't
congratulate the mom. I congratulate the doctor on a flawless handoff.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Of course, so do I. Course.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, now let's get into this beef between Jalen Hurts
and aj Brown. There are rumors we've been hearing from
a very trusted Deli counter worker who works right near
the stadium right there. The beef between Jalen and AJ
is over the fact that Jalen hurts had well, let's
just say, an entanglement with someone very close to AJ. Now,
(04:45):
people say, if this is true, well, it's poor formed
by Jalen Tony.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't think so at all, do you not at all?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's the most important thing in football the connection between
a quarterback and his wide receiver. And what better way
to have a connection then by having, you know, and
an entangledment, let's call it exactly with you two and
you know somebody else potentially. You know, it's just another
(05:11):
way for Jalen and AJ to discuss how they approach,
you know, formations and positions and finding holes in the
defense and encouraging someone to go.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Deep on those balls.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You know, it's such a perfect bonding experience and opportunity.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, and you know, paper morons, they say it affects
the workplace, what only if you're totally unprofessional?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I mean, look at me and our producer. I
have an entanglement with his mom at least twice a week,
but we still show up and do our jobs. Yep,
I do my job. I don't know what the fuck
doing back there?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Wait whatever the mex. Oh look he's angry again. He's
angry so unprofessional. You know what would be bueno if
you just turned off your camera? Yeah, exactly. Anyway, let's
move on.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
In other news, Bill Belichick has accepted the job to
become the head coach at the University of North Carolina. Now,
some people are saying this is a shocking development and
bizarre career move.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
But Tony, this makes perfect sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Of course, Bill Belichick is great at scouting young talent,
and UNC has tons of it, not on the football team,
but on the cheerleading team. You know, I analyze the
UNC cheerleading team ig account, and I did spot some
great prospects that Belichick could date. I mean, I hate
to say it, but his girlfriend is getting a little
(06:39):
long in the tooth. I mean, she's almost two or
three years out of college. In fact, I analyzed a
recent picture of her and unfortunately I did notice a
little wrinkled just under her right eyelid, and I thought, so,
you know, they say do what you love, and Belichick
that's football and banging hot young cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Just terrific analysis and research, Tony And well, now moving
to baseball, where the big story, of course, is Juan
Soto leaving the Yankees to sign with the Mets, who
offered him fifty years, seven hundred and sixty five mil. Now, people,
they're saying, this is a lot of money, Tony, No.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What about inflation? Doesn't anyone watch the news?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Seven hundred and sixty five million dollars was basically just
three hundred million dollars just four years ago. And Juan
Soto is in New York and you can't live there
on just fifty one million dollars a year. No, where's
he gonna live? That barely gets you a studio apartment
in Manhattan? Yeah, and who the hell is representing this guy?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean, you go play for the Yankees, Well, at
least he got a chance to win the World Series,
you know once every twenty years.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You go play for the Mets.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well never, Yeah, you know, that's like dumping your decent
looking girlfriend for her way less attractive friend because she
has way more money.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I did that, let me tell you. While we did
go out.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
To fancy dinners, I did have to wear a blindfold
the whole time and ended up barffing up many of
those meals when the blindfold would slip down.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
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Speaker 2 (08:23):
What are you doing? Why are you talking?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Did you see the email? What? Well, Quicker cancel the deal?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What are you talking about?
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What they said the show isn't brand safe because of
the content and wanted no association.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
With Well, how do we know oatmeal is safe?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I saw an article once on Bright Bought that said
steel cut oats might actually contain bits of steel, you know,
I saw it in an article.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So yeah, you never know what brand is safe?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, exactly who's brand safe now? And the other one's
killing people with oatme anyway? Stop talking? Yeah, I see
our guests come on online anyway, so go answer that.
And all right, let's just bring our guests on FUSCO
Satellite Network. Satellite this guy, you know, we do have
a little bit of a bone to pick with him,
(09:16):
don't wait downy, which we didn't do soon enough. But
let's just give him a couple of props here. You know,
he did play defensive end for ten seasons in the NFL,
made the Pro Bowl in two thousand and while, and
you know, he's really gone onto a pretty successful career
in sports media if you don't count those two years
he had to work with Jason Whitlock. Anyway, let's bring
him in here. Marcellus Wiley, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
What's up, Tony? How you guys doing good?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Good, doing great now that you're here, because you know,
last week we out on our former Washington coach Jay Gruden,
you know, one of the worst guests we have ever had.
You know, we tried to explain how Nick Sirianni shaving
his head has helped him become a better coach, you know.
But you know Gruden with that soft, beautiful hair of
his understanding, however, you know you're wearing a hat right now,
(10:03):
but we all know yet there you go underneath that.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Hot, smooth, very smooth bottom, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So that leads to our opening questionnaire. Were you always bald?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And if so, did you notice you got small that
as you got balder?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Oh man, No, I wasn't always bald. It was a
crazy time When I finally became bald, it was like
eleventh grade. I had I went through all the phases,
so I had. I had the high top, I had
the Jerry Curl Yeah yeah, the States off Fro curl activator,
coming to America, plastic on the couch. I did it
all and I had this like curly top. At the time,
(10:39):
one of my boys played a prank on me. I
want him to cut my hair. He cut it right
down the middle train track saying nothing, no.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
So then I, because I had to what else was
I to do, went to my next class.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
One girl said, it doesn't look that bad.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You actually look a little cute and the time, and
I took my Michael Jordan looking self and tried to
run with it.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So I've been bald ever since.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm curious, what were you?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
What was your sack numbers like your junior year in
high school with the Jerry curls versus bald like your
senior year in high school? How how did that affect
your sacks?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
When we say sack numbers, sack numbers on the field,
not in your sack.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Okay, clarify, because we were talking about women.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And then you went to see yeah, yeah, we want
to lose. I apologize absolutely.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah. You know, I was a running back, so I
didn't even get sacks.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I didn't play defensive lie to our junior year of college.
So in high school, you can ask me how many
touchdowns I had, and I would say it increased slightly.
But I was pretty good before, pretty good after.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Same o g A.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, we got the hair out of the way.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Let's let's see how that brain inside that head is
working out. Let's see we have an unsubstantiated but kind
of true sounding rumor from a very trusted Deli counter
worker works near the stadium that Jalen might have gotten
himself in, you know, and then danglement, as they say,
with someone very close to aj Brown. Now people are
(12:06):
saying that's a bad thing, but you know, don't you
think the connection between the QB and receiver is so important.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Maybe an entanglement brings them good chemist drawing.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Hey, look, I think that's a trusted source because you
do get to spend a lot of time with somebody
when they're ordering their sandwich. Depends on how many condiments
they want, depends on what you eactly.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It sounds like Jalen might have ordered a sandwich too.
If you catch my don't.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You Who is Jalen ordering the sandwich? Four? Is he
by himself? Two? Is he over there talking while he's ordering?
And you can eave drop ear hustle. Here's some things.
So I trust your source exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You're a journalist, you know, Jalen.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Jalen's in there ordering. Oh can I have two sandwiches?
One roast beef and then a vegan sandwich?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You gotta one? Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Four?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It was that far.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Every locker room fighter is around two things? Oh how much?
And what's her name? That's you know that there?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You did you ever get yourself in through you know,
an entanglement?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Nah? Luckily I did not.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I've been in you figure with that ball might have la.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I mean, look, there's there's enough people to go around
this world, enough beautiful women, So why would I have
to entangle with yours? With that said, I've had a
teammate marry my ex. I've had another teammate date my ex.
So I guess I've been a j Brown in this
situation before. Where he Jalen wt you up to if
that's what the reports are saying. But I've seen it
(13:37):
happen before, and you can handle it peacefully if you're
being mature about it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Not that didn't you want to kick that jerk in
the balls?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I like it. I didn't like it.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
I thought that you could chase somebody else instead of
my ex. But at the same time, they did get married.
Now they're yeah, so they did it the right way.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They got divorced.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Yeah, it wasn't a fleeing, but it turned into a divorce.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
But okay, so I wasn't too hurt once I knew
that he was real about dating her instead of just
trying to go behind me and trying to mess.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Up with her.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like and I ask you a question, did this other
man of hair or was he you know, cree follow
up a little hair? Oh see, that's your mistake. Then
maybe she just liked a little more up top.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, okay, fair enough, fairy, Okay, let's get the ball
of football subjects.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know, let's talk to the chiefs. Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You know, people say they've been the refs have been
helping them all year.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You know, when you look back at your career, do
you regret not forming a closer bond with the referees
so they could help your teams, you know, like they
help Patrick Mahomes and all that.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Oh man, y'all don't believe that hype.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I love when people don't get what they want, the
first thing they do is blame or conspiracy.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Manham refs ain't helping the chiefs.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
The chiefs are helping the refs because the chiefs keeping
themselves in those positions that make the ref say, hey,
if you don't turn around, it is past interference.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Hey if you got don't want to Actually.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Sorry, I don't mean to give in to speak conspiracies,
But how much does the NFL pay you pay?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
How much are the referees paying you for this? I
just I'm just curious.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
I was on the bad end of the Music City
miracle the referees when it gets us in the buffalo bills,
So I'm not on the payroll.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Matter of fact, I wish there were a payroll to.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Be on like the Kansas City chiefs are being accused
of doing. People just don't like winners and they hate losers. Okay,
when they're the loser and that's why they're blaming.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It sounds very bitter.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm not, no, I think I know you know you
did say you're a former Bill? Is that is this
time of year hard for you? When you know you're
watching the team play well and you just know it's
all gonna crumble and collapse in their faces.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I'm a Bill and a charger, so I get it.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
There you go, double collapse, Hey, double collapse.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm also a cowboy, so sometimes I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
They already collapse. But yeah, hey.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
What about Jackson? Bill? They don't even give you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, your whole your whole career is a pile of
rubble right now, I mean not looking good and you're
not good.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I mean the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yes, I wouldn't mind you a streak right now, right
to the super Bowl exactly when.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Your backup shows up. Other than that, you're not winning.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
With Oh no, not this year. We got you.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh your girlfriend, don't forget you know that you were,
he was the back up to you. Yeah, that's gonna
make that's gonna bring it all together. Yeah, you mentioned
you were on the Cowboys, right, you wore a cowboy
in two thousand and four, Right, they went six and
ten that year. When you see them suck so much
this year, does that make you feel better because like
(16:40):
it makes them forget how much the team sucked when
you were on it.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
There's a part of that.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Every time, Yeah, you leave a team and then they're bad,
you're like yeah, and when they're good, you're like, damn,
I thought I was good.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, you never have to worry about what that with
the Cowboys, okay or any of your teams.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Really, Okay, calm down.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
The charges of doing well this year, Chargers and the
Bills are doing well.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
We're doing as well as you guys are because we
know you got the fools go so.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I love Are you kidding? We're on a record streak
right now?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah, fools, and how good you look?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Your receiver and your quarterback beefing over beef, beefing.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Over some girl. You guys are knowing what this is
gonna turn into.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah two point oh no, no, no, McNabb and t
O never had an entanglement.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
No, we wish.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
They would have had better chemistry. Yeah, Donovan was over
there throwing up. That's the problem talking about beef. You know,
all right, let's get to the beef we have with you.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You know, are you seeing these YouTube videos you put
out You're talking about what all these sports media heads
are saying, you've never once done a video about one
of our takes.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Is that just because they're too good, you got nothing
to add, nothing to disagree with.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yeah, I usually picked the ones who step in it,
who mess up, or who says something that I disagree with.
Every thing you guys say I agree with, But now
I got one. I didn't know that you guys were
so gung hold the Eagles actually winning. I thought you
were just thinking like me, they were on the foolest all.
But now since you really you know.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You know what, I'm gonna like. Your girlfriends died off
the show?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
The show, terrible.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Take, go make a terrible you are guess what make
a video about being off the.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah you got hey, you can run from the truth
like suns.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
But why are you still talking? Why they have a
hang up in Mexico? Now? Is he off the line?
Hang up?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
The far managed to find the one dumb bald person
in the entire continental United.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
States, only one. We got him on the show Let's not.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Let's not let him Ruin, which was otherwise a terrific show.
Of course we or we don't want to, thank God.
Quake Corroz and oh thanks for not one else.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We don't want to think. Oh here we been down
in Mexico. Yes, Simula, what do you watch?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
So Go?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
You were saying Juan Soto's contract isn't that big because
due to inflation seven hundred and sixty five million dollars
it was only three hundred million four years ago.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, out of control inflation. Bro, blame Biden.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Bro, that would be more than a one hundred percent
inflationary You obviously have no idea how inflation works.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm not going to
inflate your life preserver when I drop you in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And if you want to see deflation, just look down
your pants.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, lady's still talking.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
He's still going what you said that Vander Holyfield and
Jake Paul's wins over Mike Tyson are equal.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Uh yeah, bro, a win is a win bro.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah, Mike Tyson was fifty eight years old when he
fought Jake Paul and they only fucked two minute rounds.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to get out my machine
gun and fire two minute rounds into your sternum.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, and you know what shouldn't count that little flap
of skin you call a penis.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's not parting on, it's pantheon on.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Well, we're gonna put you in the Parthenon of douchebags.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh and someone in the pantheon of great guests and quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Book next week on the.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
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Speaker 2 (20:42):
They will thank you profusely and don't.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Forget great give you the show on alf five stars
and Tony, great job as always.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show, big or we'll
see if people next week see
Right, alright, Govin Doyo Live from Philly. It's the number
one rated Paully and Tony Foolstol Show as always, Bali
Fool's go here with Tony Fools going Tony your show today.
You know, we got some unsubstantiated but pretty true sounding
rumors about what's really going on in the beef between
(00:27):
Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown. And also why the Juan
Soto seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract is
not a lot of money at all. Absolutely, and guest today, well,
you know last week, I guess Jay Gruden terrible just
failed to understand how shaving ahead could help an NFL
coach like it's helped Sirianni.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well, we're going to bring on someone.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Who is bold and played football, Marcellus Wiley, and also Tony.
You know he's been doing these videos about other people's
sports takes. Yeah, he's never done a single one about OZ,
so we're going to be asking him about that.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You know what it probably is is how it takes
are so perfect there's really nothing to say about them.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, good point that, dony Oh. One annoying development
to tell you about again in this world of misinformation
and accuracy has struck yet again, hasn't it, Dony. We
just perceived word that this show has once again been
nominated for Best Sports Comedy in the Sports Podcast Awards. Now,
as you know, last year, the show won the award
(01:28):
even though it's clearly not a comedy.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know, maybe they think it's funny. How right we
are all the time?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Another great point that Dony, well, I guess if you
want to vote for you know, a most right comedy,
you can go vote for us by clicking the link
in the description and hold on just a moment. What
the hell's going on here? A producer looks like he's
in a bathroom or something. I just see out on
a monitor. Tony, where the hell are here?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Are you in Mexico?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What the are you doing in Mexico?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Don't worry about him producing the show.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Oh, don't worry. You're gonna come back alive. Yeah, exactly.
Don't worried you're gonna be able to get back into America.
That's what we're worried.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
By the way, if you're listening to this right now,
if you happen to run a drug hotel in Mexico, well,
you know what they're do, you know, Audios producer, Enough
out of you anyway, let's just get right into our
top story story. All right, first out the gate, you know,
fate morons. They're saying the Eagles didn't get a quality
win against the Panthers on Sunday since they only won
(02:31):
by a score of twenty two to sixteen.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But Tony, what do we always say a win.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is a win win exactly. I mean, look at Jake Paul.
He beat the greatest fight of all time, Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
A win is a win.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So what if Mike Tyson was basically a senior citizen
In the future, when people read historical records like Wikipedia,
all they're gonna see is that Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson,
and they're gonna put him in the Parthenon of greatest
fighters ever. It's gonna be number one, Mike Tyson, number
(03:07):
two Rocky Balboa, number three Evander Holyfield, and then number
four Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Terrific future perspective that Dody, And we'll now do our
take last week that just went mego viral.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I mean, like colon takes no viral.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But you know what I'm saying anyway, we said Jalen
Harts should be.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Co MVP with.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Saqua because he's the one handing off the ball and
handing off is important. Well, there are some idiots out
there coming up to us, Dody and saying things like
that makes no sense. Well, you know we got to
explain this again. I guess so, Tony. You know you
had one of those great analogies you always have. Give
those idiots some perspective.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, think about when doctors deliver babies and then hand
them off to their mother. Imagine if doctors were just
fumbling babies, they'd be babies splatted like tomatoes all over
the place.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It would destroy the human population and end humanity as
we know it. So if you don't vote Jalen Hurts
for co MVP, you're not only anti humanity, you're pro extinction.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
One hundred percent of great Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know, whenever I hear a baby's born, I don't
congratulate the mom. I congratulate the doctor on a flawless handoff.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Of course, so do I. Course.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, now let's get into this beef between Jalen Hurts
and aj Brown. There are rumors we've been hearing from
a very trusted Deli counter worker who works right near
the stadium right there. The beef between Jalen and AJ
is over the fact that Jalen hurts had well, let's
just say, an entanglement with someone very close to AJ. Now,
(04:45):
people say, if this is true, well, it's poor formed
by Jalen Tony.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't think so at all, do you not at all?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's the most important thing in football the connection between
a quarterback and his wide receiver. And what better way
to have a connection then by having, you know, and
an entangledment, let's call it exactly with you two and
you know somebody else potentially. You know, it's just another
(05:11):
way for Jalen and AJ to discuss how they approach,
you know, formations and positions and finding holes in the
defense and encouraging someone to go.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Deep on those balls.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You know, it's such a perfect bonding experience and opportunity.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, and you know, paper morons, they say it affects
the workplace, what only if you're totally unprofessional?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I mean, look at me and our producer. I
have an entanglement with his mom at least twice a week,
but we still show up and do our jobs. Yep,
I do my job. I don't know what the fuck
doing back there?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Wait whatever the mex. Oh look he's angry again. He's
angry so unprofessional. You know what would be bueno if
you just turned off your camera? Yeah, exactly. Anyway, let's
move on.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
In other news, Bill Belichick has accepted the job to
become the head coach at the University of North Carolina. Now,
some people are saying this is a shocking development and
bizarre career move.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
But Tony, this makes perfect sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Of course, Bill Belichick is great at scouting young talent,
and UNC has tons of it, not on the football team,
but on the cheerleading team. You know, I analyze the
UNC cheerleading team ig account, and I did spot some
great prospects that Belichick could date. I mean, I hate
to say it, but his girlfriend is getting a little
(06:39):
long in the tooth. I mean, she's almost two or
three years out of college. In fact, I analyzed a
recent picture of her and unfortunately I did notice a
little wrinkled just under her right eyelid, and I thought, so,
you know, they say do what you love, and Belichick
that's football and banging hot young cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Just terrific analysis and research, Tony And well, now moving
to baseball, where the big story, of course, is Juan
Soto leaving the Yankees to sign with the Mets, who
offered him fifty years, seven hundred and sixty five mil. Now, people,
they're saying, this is a lot of money, Tony, No.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What about inflation? Doesn't anyone watch the news?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Seven hundred and sixty five million dollars was basically just
three hundred million dollars just four years ago. And Juan
Soto is in New York and you can't live there
on just fifty one million dollars a year. No, where's
he gonna live? That barely gets you a studio apartment
in Manhattan? Yeah, and who the hell is representing this guy?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean, you go play for the Yankees, Well, at
least he got a chance to win the World Series,
you know once every twenty years.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You go play for the Mets.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well never, Yeah, you know, that's like dumping your decent
looking girlfriend for her way less attractive friend because she
has way more money.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I did that, let me tell you. While we did
go out.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
To fancy dinners, I did have to wear a blindfold
the whole time and ended up barffing up many of
those meals when the blindfold would slip down.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So I don't recommend it.
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Speaker 5 (08:26):
Did you see the email? What? Well, Quicker cancel the deal?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
What they said the show isn't brand safe because of
the content and wanted no association.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
With Well, how do we know oatmeal is safe?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I saw an article once on Bright Bought that said
steel cut oats might actually contain bits of steel, you know,
I saw it in an article.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So yeah, you never know what brand is safe?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, exactly who's brand safe now? And the other one's
killing people with oatme anyway? Stop talking? Yeah, I see
our guests come on online anyway, so go answer that.
And all right, let's just bring our guests on FUSCO
Satellite Network. Satellite this guy, you know, we do have
a little bit of a bone to pick with him,
(09:16):
don't wait downy, which we didn't do soon enough. But
let's just give him a couple of props here. You know,
he did play defensive end for ten seasons in the NFL,
made the Pro Bowl in two thousand and while, and
you know, he's really gone onto a pretty successful career
in sports media if you don't count those two years
he had to work with Jason Whitlock. Anyway, let's bring
him in here. Marcellus Wiley, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
What's up, Tony? How you guys doing good?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Good, doing great now that you're here, because you know,
last week we out on our former Washington coach Jay Gruden,
you know, one of the worst guests we have ever had.
You know, we tried to explain how Nick Sirianni shaving
his head has helped him become a better coach, you know.
But you know Gruden with that soft, beautiful hair of
his understanding, however, you know you're wearing a hat right now,
(10:03):
but we all know yet there you go underneath that.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Hot, smooth, very smooth bottom, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So that leads to our opening questionnaire. Were you always bald?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And if so, did you notice you got small that
as you got balder?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Oh man, No, I wasn't always bald. It was a
crazy time When I finally became bald, it was like
eleventh grade. I had I went through all the phases,
so I had. I had the high top, I had
the Jerry Curl Yeah yeah, the States off Fro curl activator,
coming to America, plastic on the couch. I did it
all and I had this like curly top. At the time,
(10:39):
one of my boys played a prank on me. I
want him to cut my hair. He cut it right
down the middle train track saying nothing, no.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
So then I, because I had to what else was
I to do, went to my next class.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
One girl said, it doesn't look that bad.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You actually look a little cute and the time, and
I took my Michael Jordan looking self and tried to
run with it.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So I've been bald ever since.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm curious, what were you?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
What was your sack numbers like your junior year in
high school with the Jerry curls versus bald like your
senior year in high school? How how did that affect
your sacks?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
When we say sack numbers, sack numbers on the field,
not in your sack.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Okay, clarify, because we were talking about women.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And then you went to see yeah, yeah, we want
to lose. I apologize absolutely.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah. You know, I was a running back, so I
didn't even get sacks.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I didn't play defensive lie to our junior year of college.
So in high school, you can ask me how many
touchdowns I had, and I would say it increased slightly.
But I was pretty good before, pretty good after.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Same o g A.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, we got the hair out of the way.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Let's let's see how that brain inside that head is
working out. Let's see we have an unsubstantiated but kind
of true sounding rumor from a very trusted Deli counter
worker works near the stadium that Jalen might have gotten
himself in, you know, and then danglement, as they say,
with someone very close to aj Brown. Now people are
(12:06):
saying that's a bad thing, but you know, don't you
think the connection between the QB and receiver is so important.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Maybe an entanglement brings them good chemist drawing.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Hey, look, I think that's a trusted source because you
do get to spend a lot of time with somebody
when they're ordering their sandwich. Depends on how many condiments
they want, depends on what you eactly.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It sounds like Jalen might have ordered a sandwich too.
If you catch my don't.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You Who is Jalen ordering the sandwich? Four? Is he
by himself? Two? Is he over there talking while he's ordering?
And you can eave drop ear hustle. Here's some things.
So I trust your source exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You're a journalist, you know, Jalen.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Jalen's in there ordering. Oh can I have two sandwiches?
One roast beef and then a vegan sandwich?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You gotta one? Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Four?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It was that far.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Every locker room fighter is around two things? Oh how much?
And what's her name? That's you know that there?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You did you ever get yourself in through you know,
an entanglement?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Nah? Luckily I did not.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I've been in you figure with that ball might have la.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I mean, look, there's there's enough people to go around
this world, enough beautiful women, So why would I have
to entangle with yours? With that said, I've had a
teammate marry my ex. I've had another teammate date my ex.
So I guess I've been a j Brown in this
situation before. Where he Jalen wt you up to if
that's what the reports are saying. But I've seen it
(13:37):
happen before, and you can handle it peacefully if you're
being mature about it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Not that didn't you want to kick that jerk in
the balls?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I like it. I didn't like it.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
I thought that you could chase somebody else instead of
my ex. But at the same time, they did get married.
Now they're yeah, so they did it the right way.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They got divorced.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Yeah, it wasn't a fleeing, but it turned into a divorce.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
But okay, so I wasn't too hurt once I knew
that he was real about dating her instead of just
trying to go behind me and trying to mess.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Up with her.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Like and I ask you a question, did this other
man of hair or was he you know, cree follow
up a little hair? Oh see, that's your mistake. Then
maybe she just liked a little more up top.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, okay, fair enough, fairy, Okay, let's get the ball
of football subjects.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know, let's talk to the chiefs. Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You know, people say they've been the refs have been
helping them all year.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You know, when you look back at your career, do
you regret not forming a closer bond with the referees
so they could help your teams, you know, like they
help Patrick Mahomes and all that.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Oh man, y'all don't believe that hype.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I love when people don't get what they want, the
first thing they do is blame or conspiracy.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Manham refs ain't helping the chiefs.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
The chiefs are helping the refs because the chiefs keeping
themselves in those positions that make the ref say, hey,
if you don't turn around, it is past interference.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Hey if you got don't want to Actually.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Sorry, I don't mean to give in to speak conspiracies,
But how much does the NFL pay you pay?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
How much are the referees paying you for this? I
just I'm just curious.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
I was on the bad end of the Music City
miracle the referees when it gets us in the buffalo bills,
So I'm not on the payroll.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Matter of fact, I wish there were a payroll to.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Be on like the Kansas City chiefs are being accused
of doing. People just don't like winners and they hate losers. Okay,
when they're the loser and that's why they're blaming.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It sounds very bitter.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm not, no, I think I know you know you
did say you're a former Bill? Is that is this
time of year hard for you? When you know you're
watching the team play well and you just know it's
all gonna crumble and collapse in their faces.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I'm a Bill and a charger, so I get it.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
There you go, double collapse, Hey, double collapse.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm also a cowboy, so sometimes I'm not.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
They already collapse. But yeah, hey.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
What about Jackson? Bill? They don't even give you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, your whole your whole career is a pile of
rubble right now, I mean not looking good and you're
not good.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I mean the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yes, I wouldn't mind you a streak right now, right
to the super Bowl exactly when.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Your backup shows up. Other than that, you're not winning.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
With Oh no, not this year. We got you.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh your girlfriend, don't forget you know that you were,
he was the back up to you. Yeah, that's gonna
make that's gonna bring it all together. Yeah, you mentioned
you were on the Cowboys, right, you wore a cowboy
in two thousand and four, Right, they went six and
ten that year. When you see them suck so much
this year, does that make you feel better because like
(16:40):
it makes them forget how much the team sucked when
you were on it.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
There's a part of that.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Every time, Yeah, you leave a team and then they're bad,
you're like yeah, and when they're good, you're like, damn,
I thought I was good.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, you never have to worry about what that with
the Cowboys, okay or any of your teams.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Really, Okay, calm down.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
The charges of doing well this year, Chargers and the
Bills are doing well.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
We're doing as well as you guys are because we
know you got the fools go so.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I love Are you kidding? We're on a record streak
right now?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah, fools, and how good you look?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Your receiver and your quarterback beefing over beef, beefing.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Over some girl. You guys are knowing what this is
gonna turn into.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah two point oh no, no, no, McNabb and t
O never had an entanglement.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
No, we wish.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
They would have had better chemistry. Yeah, Donovan was over
there throwing up. That's the problem talking about beef. You know,
all right, let's get to the beef we have with you.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You know, are you seeing these YouTube videos you put
out You're talking about what all these sports media heads
are saying, you've never once done a video about one
of our takes.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Is that just because they're too good, you got nothing
to add, nothing to disagree with.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yeah, I usually picked the ones who step in it,
who mess up, or who says something that I disagree with.
Every thing you guys say I agree with, But now
I got one. I didn't know that you guys were
so gung hold the Eagles actually winning. I thought you
were just thinking like me, they were on the foolest all.
But now since you really you know.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You know what, I'm gonna like. Your girlfriends died off
the show?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
The show, terrible.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Take, go make a terrible you are guess what make
a video about being off the.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah you got hey, you can run from the truth
like suns.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
But why are you still talking? Why they have a
hang up in Mexico? Now? Is he off the line?
Hang up?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
The far managed to find the one dumb bald person
in the entire continental United.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
States, only one. We got him on the show Let's not.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Let's not let him Ruin, which was otherwise a terrific show.
Of course we or we don't want to, thank God.
Quake Corroz and oh thanks for not one else.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We don't want to think. Oh here we been down
in Mexico. Yes, Simula, what do you watch?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
So Go?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
You were saying Juan Soto's contract isn't that big because
due to inflation seven hundred and sixty five million dollars
it was only three hundred million four years ago.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, out of control inflation. Bro, blame Biden.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Bro, that would be more than a one hundred percent
inflationary You obviously have no idea how inflation works.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm not going to
inflate your life preserver when I drop you in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And if you want to see deflation, just look down
your pants.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh, lady's still talking.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
He's still going what you said that Vander Holyfield and
Jake Paul's wins over Mike Tyson are equal.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Uh yeah, bro, a win is a win bro.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah, Mike Tyson was fifty eight years old when he
fought Jake Paul and they only fucked two minute rounds.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to get out my machine
gun and fire two minute rounds into your sternum.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, and you know what shouldn't count that little flap
of skin you call a penis.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's not parting on, it's pantheon on.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Well, we're gonna put you in the Parthenon of douchebags.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh and someone in the pantheon of great guests and quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Book next week on the.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Show Justin super Bowl Hero Future Hall of Fame and
Nick Bowles will be Yeah, they don't forget. Visit the
merch store, buy up all the merch for your friends
and family for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
They will thank you profusely and don't.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Forget great give you the show on alf five stars
and Tony, great job as always.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show, big or we'll
see if people next week see
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