July 5, 2025 • 46 mins
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RIP Michael Madsen
HBD Tom Cruise
'Jurassic World Rebirth' Early Money
'Ironheart' Already Done
Brad Pitt's Warning
Blumhouse Stunned by 'M3gan 2.0' Reception
‘Project Hail Mary’ Trailer
‘The Running Man’ Trailer
‘Cat in the Hat’ Trailer
‘The Odyssey’ Poster
The Next Wonder Woman?
'The Batman 2' Script is Done
‘Coyote vs ACME’ will have a panel at SDCC
Hand-Me-Down ‘Sinners’ Costumes?
Star Returns for Final Fast & Furious
Druckman Done with 'Last of Us' Show
TMNT 35th Anniversary Screening
'Power Rangers Movie' Turns 30
'Back to the Future' Turns 40
Rob Mac
Hollywood Walk of Fame Announcements
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RIP Michael Madsen
HBD Tom Cruise
'Jurassic World Rebirth' Early Money
'Ironheart' Already Done
Brad Pitt's Warning
Blumhouse Stunned by 'M3gan 2.0' Reception
‘Project Hail Mary’ Trailer
‘The Running Man’ Trailer
‘Cat in the Hat’ Trailer
‘The Odyssey’ Poster
The Next Wonder Woman?
'The Batman 2' Script is Done
‘Coyote vs ACME’ will have a panel at SDCC
Hand-Me-Down ‘Sinners’ Costumes?
Star Returns for Final Fast & Furious
Druckman Done with 'Last of Us' Show
TMNT 35th Anniversary Screening
'Power Rangers Movie' Turns 30
'Back to the Future' Turns 40
Rob Mac
Hollywood Walk of Fame Announcements
Best Movies of the 21st Century NYTimes List
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Like Brad marshand, Tom Cruise is sixty three, scrub a
dub dub big dub for j dub, don't do it,
They'll die. Bluemhouse is shocked, hashtag not my cat in
the Hat, Return of the Mac, Return of the Mac,
All that and more this week on News Dump.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's right, Mac, we are back with a news jump
and sad news out of Hollywood. Michael Madson has passed
away at the age of sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He uh notoriously uh Tarantino guy right, Reservoir Dogs. Everyone
remembers him from that. Also in Thelma and Luise Free
Willie A Goo and I favorite staple of our childhood,
Donnie Brasco and kill Bill Movies Goo. I don't know
if I've ever seen anyone have more acting credits than
what Michael Madison has on IMDb three hundred and forty
(00:57):
six acting credits. What's still eighteen yet to be released,
So I'm sure there is someone out there, but right
now a leader in the clubhouse for most acting credits
I've ever seen Michael Madsen with three forty six.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes, a Tarantino mainstay and maybe one of the more
iconic roles. If not in cinema, at least in the nineties.
Is stuck in the middle with you. Scene in reservoir dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You hear me, great fucking scene. Yeah, great song, it's amazing.
I don't hear that song enough.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
He's dancing to it, he's getting so much joy. What
a wonderful scene.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, that is a great scene.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Tough loss, but rip. Michael Madsen news due Happy birthday
to the now sixty three year old stunt man Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Went about down to our Lord Savior. We are not worthy,
We're not worthy, showing Tom Cruise sixty three making blockbuster movies.
Michael Madsen's sixty seven dead.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, there's a four year difference, true, good, right, right,
Anything can happen in four years.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I did age horribly in my four years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Although didn't Cruz say something like he wants to act
until he's one hundred and then he assumes that he'll
be living until he's three hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
If anyone can live to three hundred, Tom Cruise can
do it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I guess we'll jump to this really quick news dump.
Stephen Spielberg, let me find what it is. Either way,
he said he has no plans of retiring from making movies?
How old is Stephen Spielberg.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
If Tom Cruise sixty three, Spielberg's got to be seventy five.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He's got to be in his seventies, if not close
to eighty, If not eighty.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
We've talked about this a couple of times. I don't
remember the last Spielberg movie that I legitimately loved. That's
that's a good question for you and I and for
the folks at home. What's what's the last.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Steven Spielberg seventy eight seventy.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You were like, Oh, this movie's amazing. I don't I could.
I can't recall one.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean, I think also, he'll keep making movies. It's
a Clint Eastwood thing. It's just that your production of
how many move movies that you make kind of slows down.
News Depe opening this week at the box office. It
actually opened on July second. Was Jurassic World four, Jurassic
(03:14):
Park seven, Rebirth one.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, Yeah Yeah, made thirty point five million dollars on
its opening day day.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Pretty good.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
On roddy teaz it has fifty one percent from the
critics seventy two percent from the audience, So it sounds
like metsa met It sounds like it's pretty much exactly
like the last two movies that no one really liked
and that people are just accepting.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, So metsa mets is better than the garbage that
we've gotten on the last two.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, it's got almost the exact same rotten tomato scores
as the second Jurassic World movie.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, the second one, which is oh wait no, no,
Lost World at fifty two percent is the one that
came out in ninety seven. It's right around there.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yes, And you don't like that movie.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't love it, but it kind of reminds me
of that movie.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I have seen Jurassic World Rebirth, and there are some
things that I think you can take away from it
and run with. I think focusing on the dinosaurs, focusing
on the atmosphere, getting back to the parks. I think
that's the way to go if I were them. And
this is not a review of the movie yet. We'll
(04:23):
do that next week. Don't have the same actors in
any of the movies. Replace the actors every single time.
Put the focus back on the dinosaurs. Put the focus
back on being scared behind trees and shrubs, have people
be amazed by the dinosaurs. Again, that's what we need
(04:43):
to do. And I'm not saying that you're gonna have,
you know, Oscar Award winning movies every time, but I
think that that's the more sustainable way of building this franchise.
Don't build it around the people. Don't build it around
the characters. Don't build around humans. Don't clone humans. We
don't care about that. The cops say, it doesn't matter.
(05:07):
You need to make the dinosaurs the stars again. Don't
mutate the dinosaurs. That's stupid. We don't need to up
the ante. Dinosaurs are scary as is. We don't need
to make them more scary. Just open a book, pick
out different dinosaurs, maybe not the ones that we've been
using for thirty years. Actually, what year is it? Is
(05:29):
it thirty nineteen ninety three? For thirty years, pick some
new dinosaurs. Make them scary, but also don't use the
same people. Don't give the people superhuman abilities, just make
them people.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So Jurassic World Dominion twenty twenty two. The second Jurassic
World movie has a seventy seven percent audience score. This
has a seventy two percent audience score.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Audience is not good.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's not good, Gou. It does when it comes to
these movies, because it's all about the audience. Hear me out, Gou.
This universe is dead. This franchise is dead. These movies blow.
And I am the biggest Jurassic World fan on the planet.
Maybe that first Requel reboot I enjoyed more than most.
And they have absolutely lampooned this franchise. This franchise blows.
(06:16):
It's rudderless, it has no direction. I agree. What they
needed to get back to was the claustrophobia of the
first movie that they've had a hard time really replicating
in the next six. But we are now seven movies
in and they have one and a half hits. This
franchise is dead. I have no desire to watch any
Jurassic Park movies, any Jurassic World movies. They had so
(06:38):
much potential. It reminds me a bit of Star Wars
after the Force Awakens, where there are a lot of
people that love that movie. Some people didn't necessarily care
for it, but it was a good enough launch pad
for the next iteration and then they just fucking crashed
and burned. And it's exactly what's happened here.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I would say it's more like the Halloween franchise, where
you have a forty dogger at the top to start
it off, then you have diminishing returns. Then you have
like a Halloween four that's pretty solid, a good little
launching pad. Then you fall off completely with five and six.
Then you come back again a little bit later with
just Halloween, the third just Halloween, and then you fumble
(07:16):
the bag once again.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yes see to me, like the last two Jurassic World
movies were like, fine, you know you got some SDA bad,
and this movie's exactly like that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You've actually seen this movie, I.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Know because I don't need to. It's exactly like it.
It's the exact same formula.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
News dope. Ironheart has started, farted and is now done good.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'll tell you what Marvel I would say, we were
hyper critical of Marvel Television coming out of the pandemic.
We were really expecting high highs, and what we've come
to know the Marvel Television series as is sort of
filling in gaps, never really remotely getting close to forty dogs,
but telling some fun, little decent stories to hold you
(08:00):
over for the movies. And iron Heart is exactly that
it fits in with like the meat of most of
these Marvel shows. It's much better than their worst stuff.
It's not as good as the best stuff, but it's
like in that middle range that does its job. It's
a little fun, it's a it's a little enthralling and go.
I'll tell you what. They did something in this series
(08:22):
that I enjoy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I know, but the show is that for years they
put it all out in two weeks and I love that.
I haven't had a chance to watch it all and
it's been spoiled.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, that's on you. It's a new Marvel, it's supposed
to be nice.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Don't have the ability to binge.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Also, this concludes phase five puts an exclamation point. I
would say on phase five, if you haven't watched Ironheart,
please do it. Six episodes, it's probably all together, maybe
like four and a half hours something like that. It's again,
not the best thing they've ever done, but it's pretty good.
It's pretty good. It's it's worth watching for sure, especially
(09:02):
if you are an MCU fan.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I get to watch for ten to fifteen minutes a
day on my phone, So as soon as that is done,
we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Which you need is a flight so you can catch
up on all your TVs and movies news.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Depp, speaking of Marvel brad Pitt during his media Blintz
for f one, is saying that young actors today get
caught up in the you have to have a franchise
or you have to be a superhero. But he keeps
telling them, don't do it, they'll die.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
The problem is what he's not acknowledging is Brad Pitt
is the franchise, right, if you build it, they will
come with Brad Pitt. You put Brad Pitt in a movie,
it's gonna make money. He is the one percent. So
I guess it sound advice, but it doesn't really apply
because Brad Pitt can do whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You want because he came up during an era where
first off, there were franchises Rocky Rambo, Indiana Jones. So
it isn't like there weren't franchise but that's like that's
pre Brad Pitton. No. But what I'm saying though, is
like he did come up when there were franchises.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Different it's a different, different story though.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But he was able to jump in when you could
make other movies that weren't franchises weren't superhero movies and
build your star power. Right now, actors do need to
first off, not only build their star power, but also
get paid.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, and and sort of what you're getting at, and
what Pitt's alluding to is what Matt Damon's been saying
for a couple of years. We're not we're not able
to make the types of movies we were making in
the nineties. And and it is a good point, but
I mean that's blame the consumer, Like we're we're the
fucking morons eating up the seventh Jurassic World movie because
(10:43):
it fucking blows, Like that's what I'm talking about here, Like,
we don't need that shit, and if you just stop
giving it to us, we're not going to complain because
it's not good. Number one. But the studio execs right
are probably looking at the bottom line and having a
hard time green lighting things. But why has A twenty
four had so much cess success over this last decade
Because they're coming in and making those movies that no
(11:04):
one had been making for twenty years, or.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They're buying them up. They're buying them up up.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, eating all your points.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
A twenty four neon studios like that. Yes, but also
let's just point out that Pitt is in the Oceans franchise.
He jumped into Deadpool and Deadpool too, so I can't
all time. It's an all time cameo. Also, do you
think he was telling his co star, I can't think
of his name the other racer nf one, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
He was Joshua Pierce in the movie, Oh, Dampson, Dampson indrists.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Okay, So he's been rumored to be the new Black
Panther and possibly James Bond. So do you think that
he's been telling him, don't do it, they'll die.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That would be interesting. I wouldn't want him to be
the new Black Panther. I don't think he can act.
You gotta get some of that's at least close to Bozeman.
He'd probably find as James Bond. I could see him
as James Bond.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
What was good about Bozman, though, is that he was
really good at not standing out and letting the other
person get the spotlights.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Hard to do. It's very hard to do. And maybe
I don't know, maybe and just can can get there.
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
News Dem Bloomhouse Jason Bloomhouse the runner of the Bloomhouse
production company, is stunned the house. He is stunned that
Megan two point zero has failed. He said, we all
thought that Megan was like Superman. We could do anything
with her. We could change genres, we could put her
(12:30):
in the summer. We could make her look different, we
could turn her from a bad guy to a good guy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
What a distorted view on the property that they own. Like, so,
first of all, Megan two point zero I think made
ten million opening weekend. The first movie made thirty million.
Because that's tremendously bad. I don't know where he got
this impression from the first movie, Like did much better
than they anticipated, But that didn't mean we wanted Megan
(13:00):
as Superman. Meghan as this you know, do all be
all character? That's not at all I like and we
I'm just about it. I don't. This perception is insane, Like,
I don't know where he got this from.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Like I could see maybe making three Megans and then
being like, Okay, we have squeezed this rag as hard
as we could. All the juices have come out. Let's
try a genre switch.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Megan struck me as something that would end up on
Paramount plus or Netflix, and they would make streaming movies
of it, but not big theater blockbusters like they tried
with this one.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He's Dead a trailer for the big movie on its way,
and that is Edgar Wright's The Running Man starring Glenn Powell.
This looks like good old fashioned Hollywood fun.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I like Glenn Powell, I like Edgar right, so I'm
probably gonna like this movie. Yeah, right, probably, And the
premise of it is interesting. You know, there's a game
show with all these killers.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Reality TV esque type thing. And obviously the first one's great,
and that's why you might say you might you might
take pause and yes, Matc, you haven't seen it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Hand up on me.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, I have not seen it. I figured it as
much when you put your hand up. That's what I
was gonna guess. First one is great, but I love
the fact that they are taking someone that is borderline
a Hollywood star. I say borderline because he's not from
the bygone era of people being actual Hollywood stars, and he's.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
An up and coming.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
He's an up and comer. He's in close to his
forties though, so not that up and coming. It was
in the dark Knight and then Edgar Wright makes really
good movies, really stylized, slick looking movies.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yes, and this is the first movie that Edgar Wright
and Michael Sarah will be working on since Scott Pilgrim.
Michael Sarah's going to be in this movie as well.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Michael Sarah's playing Glenn Powell in this movie.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I think this movie is going to be Baseline and good.
I don't. I'm not like, I'm not expecting it to
be like close to the best movie the year, but
I bet it'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
News news dump, not news mump. It's early. Sorry, guys, you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Get the bumps.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Got a trailer for hashtag not my Cat in the Hat.
Bill Hater's doing the voice. By the way, Bill Hater
introducing the teaser the day before. He has just he
just doesn't care. He does not care.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, so it's just Bill Hayter doing Bill Hater, which
I don't love. By the way, you skipped over. I
think the most prominent trailer of the week. What did
I do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Sorry, especially if.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's animated, like, get super crazy with it, Bill, you
have the capability of it. Don't just be Bill Hater.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't like the animation style either.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, there's something to be said about that too. I agree.
I like also appetite, who's wants this, who's needing this?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And if like, if you're getting Bill Hater, have him
be the master of a bunch of different disguises.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah. I do not care for this whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Be totally enough for a turtle party. He could do voices.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
That's the craziest thing in the world. Do you have
one of the funniest guys on the planet just doing
his regular ass voice for a cartoon makes no sense?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
New's dope, Sorry, Matt, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We also got the project Tail Mary Trailer Goo. This
is the next project from Phil Lord and Chris Miller,
starring Ryan Gosling. Premise I believe it's a book that
came out within the last decade. The premise is Gostling
is a teacher who is sent twelve light years away
from Earth to save humanity after the sun begins to erode.
(16:33):
This hits theaters March of next year and also co
stars Sandra Holer I believe is her name. She was
in a couple of the best movies from twenty twenty
four or twenty twenty three. I forget this, I mean
Phil Lord and Chris Miller. I don't know if they've
ever made a bad movie. And you have gostling this
is gonna be maybe the best movie of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
There's dope. I'm gonna post her for the honesty. Also
a teaser that is playing in theaters right now, I
think some has leaked online. I refuse to do that
to Christopher Nolans. I will wait until he gives it
to us.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
If the Lord Miller movie isn't the best movie of
twenty twenty six, it's probably because the Odyssey is. This
is one of those movies that I don't always agree with.
Don't show me anything, and I'll just show up. But
when it comes to Christopher Nolan and the actors in
this movie, I don't need to know anymore. And plus
we already know a little bit what this is gonna
be because it's the Audist.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We've all read the book.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'll just show up in July of next year. I
don't need to know anything more about this is the.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Speaking of July of this year. Superman is coming out
this next week, and James Gunn, who is the director's
last runner of DC Movies, says that Audria Rhuna would
make a great wonder woman.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Uh yeah, I don't know if it's our Jonah Ariona,
our Jonah Adria Audrey.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know that one you it's a it's a silent
jay and jug ari Yona yog Adria ari Yona.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
She was Glenn Pole's love interest in that movie that
should have been way better hit Man, hit Man. She
would be pretty good. She's tallish too, like five seven ish,
so that would work. She's also very attractive, so might
look good in one of those suits. Goo, I don't care.
I don't care who they cast. I don't, I really don't.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Okay, that's a really good opinion. Well done. News up
the script for The Batman too, The first version of
it at least has been done. They posted a photo
online pretty much saying get off D's nuts.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Kind of hate this because you know, the final script
is like still two years away, and they're not gonna
start shooting for like another two years, so this is
just like all the plubs like us screaming about where's
our fact that scrapped? They're just like here you go.
And you know the picture they posted also was just
like one hundred and fifty pages with a title page
but nothing actually written that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It'd be really funny if someone's like, open it up
and show us and prove it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, prove it.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It just pictures of dis Those are the best kinds
of foods, the ones that are shaped like dicks. Oh,
happy fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh, happy fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Enjoy yourself as a hot dog today, A popsicles.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Smash, a couple of you know what, goop, Joey chest
up returning trying to capture seventeenth Nathan's hot Dog Championship.
Is she No, it's not a sport, but it is
one of the hardest things people can do. On your
list of greatest champions ever, like Mount Rushmore is.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
He's on there? And actually, I'm gonna ask you. We
just watched F one. We just spoke about F one.
What do you think is more of a sport? Driving
cars or eating food?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They both push you to your extreme limits. I think
sitting in a car seat for three hours is hard,
more so because it probably gets uncomfortable. It's probably harder
to to eat seventy huts. So here's the thing though,
so and you probably sweat more eating seventy.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I think driving the car is more athletic because it's
tougher for me, because I'd feel claustrophobic. I would kind
of run out of steam around those laps. I don't
think eating is hard. I think eating is easy.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
There's a point in which eating becomes incredibly hard, though,
and for it might be the third hot dog for some,
it might be the twelfth for others. But you get
to a point where mentally and physically you shouldn't be
able to do it. I don't know. Joey Chestnut keeps
doing it.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I slam eight to a dozen hot dogs sometimes, and
I only stop because I fear what people think of me.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I also think there's somebody to be said about. And
now this is half tongue in cheek. We're talking about
Joey Chestnut's dominance, but you and I recognize and this
helps with like baseball and talking about baseball eras when
someone is so much better than the next best in
their respective field, there's something to be said about that.
And Joey trust is so much better than everyone else
(21:06):
in that field. It's impressive. He did lose in like
twenty fifteen, which was kind of crazy, But when you're
that much better, at everyone trying to be the best
at something. You're great, You're good at it.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Like I ate sixty oysters the other day, and I
only stopped because I could tell the weight staff was
getting very annoyed by me.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, I like an oyster, but you have you like
oysters too much. I would say your double gun and oysters.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I could probably put three in there and just slurp
them down. I'm like a duck. I don't even chew.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
You have a screw for a dick.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Don't make me show. But also, I love vinegar. I
love like the malt vinegar.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's so good there. Yeah, I find that most most
sauces that get served with oysters are heavy on the vinegar.
Base need the vinegar.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
These don't coyoti verse actme. We'll get a panel at
San Diego Comic Con this year. It is also coming out.
We have a date for it. We don't have it
written down, but Catchup Entertainment has given us a date.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I can't believe that's actually happening. I mean, you three
years ago, four years ago? Are stoked? Was it three
years ago? Supposed to?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I didn't tell you. I told you it was gonna happen,
but it didn't happen in my window for the movie draft,
so I don't get points. But still you.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Got this one. Now, if Dundee comes out, then then
we know something's really happening.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
If Dundee comes out, all of you focks out there,
you all owe me an apology.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, here's my apology to you. If Dundee comes out,
you can have it for zero dogs in the given year.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'll take it. I'll take it for the zero dogs
in the given year. That would be See, this is
the thing, and Matt Damon was right. If they still
made these mid budget comedies. Dundee is a slam dunk
sending Dana McBride to Australia to learn the Australian ways
from Australian actors. That's money, that's printing money.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I think you could have made Dundee in like twenty twelve,
still late, now twenty points.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Can you tell me who wrote the movie Crocodile Dundee
in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Whoever?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
The third Crocodile Dundee is the one that came out
in the year two thousand.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I know the answer to this because I don't know
if we've discussed it, but I either stumbled upon this,
I know the answer to it, and I don't remember.
I know it's say.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It fantasy guru, Matthew Berry.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's right, that's what it is. Fuck I forget that.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't think his name is on it, because Paul
Hogan is a dickhead and changed just enough of the
words and like he didn't change like, he didn't change
the script. He changed just the right amount of the
words so that he could say, this is my script.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, because notably, and they may have changed this, but
notably for like a wardship, you can only credit up
to four people's right, is that right? And Barry was
one of the guys that worked on the early version
of that script, so by the time it came out
there was enough influence on it that they kind of
squeezed him out.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But it was fundamentally still the same movie. It's just
that they they had like a thesaurus out and they
just changed words. There's debt, looks like sinners. They stole
all their costumes from that Marvel. It was gonna be nuts.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
This is really bad news for the Blade movie. So
some of the costumes worn by the extras and Sinners
were originally made for the mahershela Ali Blade movie, which
means Marvel is selling off. They got a thousand plastic
meatballs they're trying to get rid of, and Sinners took
on some of them. This is real bad news for Blade.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It was quality on their end, so they said deal
news dope. Vin Diesel says that Brian, played by Paul Walker,
will return in the final Fast and Furious movie.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Speaking of movies, I could give a fuck about it's
the Fast Infurience series. But good news if you if
you like the fast part and the fearest part of
the movie, which they've gotten away from over the last
eight movies. They are returning to car culture and street
racing in LA and apparently gonna have a CGI Paul
Walker in the movie. I don't know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Here, stealing DVDs and VCRs. That's what the first movie was.
The first movie came out in what two, one, two,
and maybe one or two.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I saw two Fast, Too Furious in the theaters in
like two or three.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I think I saw Tokyo Drift and said, we have
capped off this franchise. I don't need to go any further,
it's perfect. There's no I don't care how good the
rest of the movies are. This is my final chapter.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I honestly think the greatest impact of the Fast and
Furious series is that for eternity, the second movie, the
first sequel in many franchises, we're going to try to
make a too Fast, too furious joke about.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Either that or making the word tokyo drifting a verb.
I'm out there Tokyo drifting.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I don't think anyone says that.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Do you know tokyo drift on the highway. That's why
I got all my tickets. Sir, what are you doing?
You know what I'm doing? Are you tokyo drifting?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Right, there's dep Neil Druckman will not return to write
the Last of Us Season three.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah. Druckman, famously the creator of the Last of Us
video game series, has been working hand in hand with
Craig Mazon to adapt it for HBO UH and did
for the first two seasons. H He is stepping down
as showrunner creator of the HBO series and leaving it
up to Craig Mason, and I think at this point
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they're deep enough in that they just have to do
certain things, and like they are going to follow what
Druckman has sort of pushed forward anyways, and Druckman's going
to continue working on more video games, which I guess
makes sense. It's what he does primarily. So I think
it's gonna be great. It's still in good hands.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
New's Dope coming back to theaters for its thirty fifth
anniversary on August seventeenth, and the twentieth is Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. Buy your tickets now because it is only
in select theaters and tickets are going fast.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
After we rewatched the first one a couple of years
ago for your birthday. I don't know if I'm ever
gonna watch it again.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I am so excited to go with my family on
the seventeenth. I have already bought my three tickets. We
are in the final row. I am actually sitting behind
a listener.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh yeah, yeah. How do you know that they were.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
The one that alerted me as soon as it was
available because ign screen Rant all of those sites were
posting it the Monday after it was announced on Friday.
I had already bought my tickets on that Friday because
of this listener.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It was like, hey, you got to buy these tickets.
I bought the tickets. I'm sitting right behind them that you.
I'm gonna ninja kick the shit out of their seat.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Just throw popcorn off their head the whole time.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No, I'm gonna be doing ninjitsu in the back. I
hope that's enough room for activities. Also, I'm hoping they'll
be able to I'm hoping that the I slits in
my mask are bringing up for me to see through.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I have no comment.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
News Dope celebrating its thirtieth anniversary is Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,
the movie. Someone posted the opening clip the other day
of When the Rangers. The first scene of the movie
is the Rangers jumping out of a fucking plane and
they weren't messing around because Tommy has to stand out.
He does by doing the coolest thing ever, getting on
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an air board and pretty much snowboarding through the air
to the ground.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, they're skydiving. Tommy skysurfs. It's fucking awesome. Sets the
tone for the movie. We're action packed, we got a
big budget.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Let's fucking sky unpacked and this is the nineties. Enjoy
some red hot chili peppers.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Uh that movie. I would say, if I had to
make a list of movies I have seen the most
in my life, like movies that I've seen at least like,
let's say twenty five times, that movie is for sure
on the list.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
When is the last time you saw it?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Probably like three or four years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I say, I might have seen it in that same window.
It's not very good. It's not no, it's a rough watch.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You know What's I actually really like the first like
twenty minutes when yeah, I Avenues comes into the city
and it's kind of spooky, and then they just go
into the jungle and run into that Xena warrior princess
lady get.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Their animal moves, and Adam is like, there's.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
A bit of a lull in the movie.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Let's say it's a little bit of a lull. And
then the final scene they have gotten rid of their costumes,
slash practical effects with the zords and it's CGI. And
it's nineteen ninety five CGI not great, Like three.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Years later the CGI would have been good enough.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
This was not fifteen years later, like this is this
is spawn era CGI.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
All this to say, we got job because the Mighty
Morphone Power Rangers movie that came out what five years ago,
six years ago with Elizabeth Banks and that guy that
looks like Taron Edgerton but he's not. He was in
Stranger Things. Oh uh No, they should have made the sequel.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Not Zach Effron.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
He looks like he looks like a combination of Zach
Effron and Tyron Edgerton.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I think it was screen junkies and they're honest trailer
for the movie that might have done a super cut
of just the Rangers going, yeah, there's a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That'll be you. During the Ninja Turtle, they.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Will me doing kicks, hert wheels, doing one handed cart wheels.
I've been watching a lot of the Thong song music video.
Sure so Cisco style cartwheels and then you know kicks.
I'll have my nunchucks. I wonder how many chos look nunchucks.
Are they gonna confiscate? Do we get them back after
the movie or does it just belong to the theater.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I told the story the other day about how you
rat it on some poor fellow in the movie theater
because he was wearing a backpack, and now that's gonna
be you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It was a quiet place. It was a spooky era
and the guy had a giant backpack on and he
was looking around. I didn't trust it one bit.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You either saved lives that day or put that guy
into permanent depression. One of the two.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Well we'll never find out. Yeah, yep, news dope. Back
to the Future is now forty July third, nineteen eighty five.
Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I wouldn't call it the gris movie of all time.
I would, but I would not argue with someone that
did call it the greatest movie of.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
All I would look at it. I mean, I think
you can definitely put it in a top ten scenario
where movies like that or the first Jurassic Park are
just They're perfect.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Movies, spectacles, genre defining, and types of movies that movie
makers filmmakers grow up on and spend their whole lives
trying to achieve the feeling that that movie gives you.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I was also so annoyed by the Bruins the other day,
not only in their free agency signings, but they announced
their new jerseys, and their new jerseys are their old jerseys.
It's just the it's the spoke bee, but they've gotten
rid of the blackoutline on the Bee and they kind
of simplified.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Their jerseys, they've updated it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And to announce it, they had Michael J. Fox cool,
he's friends with cam Neely and it's a back and
forth of like, hey, maybe we should do these old ones.
I don't know, let's think of the future. And then
Charlie McAvoy comes from the future back in time. Let's
say he comes back from the future to talk to
Michael J. Fox and give him a jersey. How is
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David Postronach and his number eighty eight not in this
thing this announcement?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Maybe he hates the team?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
It is start that dialogue serving up on a silver platter?
Do you know that in the movie in order to
go back in time, the DeLorean needs to go eighty
eight miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
And what number does David Posternoch.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Wear eighty eight?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Wow plus itself.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I mean no offense to Charlie McAvoy. He does not
have the comedic timing that David Posternoch has either.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's one of two things, and neither is particularly great.
So you talk about the Birds free agency in the
front office and they haven't made a good move in years,
and this may speak to that because it was right
in front of him. It rights itself and they couldn't
even come up with the eighty eight miles.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That tells me that they haven't seen the movie, or.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Which I don't know if it's better or worse. Their
star player who wears eighty eight wanted nothing to do
with the production. It's one of the other.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
It's got to be one of those two things, because
it is the most obvious thing. When I was watching
at the end, I'm like, where the fuck was David Pasternak?
What is this? Once again? Pasta is funny right Pasta
is into doing stupid skits, So it is damp. We
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have reports for a fifth live action Transformers movie. It
is in development. We do know that Josh Cooley is
set to direct a live action film, but the bigger
news off of this is that Michael Bay potentially could
return to the franchise.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I don't want you to mess the headlineup, Goole. They're
not set to make a fifth Transformer movie. There's reportedly
five Transformers projects in developm it's already benefit transformed.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Michael Bay has not directed since two thousand and sevens Transformers.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
What I thought he's done four hasn't he?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Uh, he might have directed the second.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
One, didn't he do? Didn't he go back to the
Middle Ages with Mark Wahlberg?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
No, you know what, I'm not gonna say. No, you
could be right. The animated Transformers one is also in
this Transformers universe, so I'm sure they have an animated
project do well to leap off of that two thousand
and seven Transformers film takes me back to a time
and place. Obviously, think about Megan Fox schi le Bouffe.
Bumblebee is like the perfect encapsulation of two thousand and seven,
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and I love that movie. I unabashedly love that movie.
They have had a hard time recreating the magic of
that movie. It's not unlike the Jurassic Park franchise. I
don't know. I'll see these stupid fucking movies.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You're you talking about. He did Transformers, Transformers, Revenge of
the Fallen, Transformers, Dark of the Moon, Transformer's Age of Extension, Transformers,
The Last Night.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Michael Bay directed all of those.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yes, and he did Ambulance.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm looking at his IMDb right now.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
He did that Amblamps movie.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
He did Ambalance and six Underground.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So he's just not directed the last one or two.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Then right, okay, but do you think what he needs
for his success is to bring back shil Lah Buff
and uh, Megan.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Fox and uh John Tuturo, John Tuturo and Josh Dumel
and Tyresee.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And what's his name? Who's been?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Who has thrown off a plane? TJ Miller.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
TJ Miller's in the first Transformers movie.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He's in one of the Transformers movies.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I don't think he's in the first one.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Just bring together a whole superstar Transformer emul Witwiki.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
You know who's great in the first movie, Tony Hawkers.
His parents are awesome in the first.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Although isn't Shila Buff canotically dead in this franchise?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No? I think they just like went away from him
after the third movie.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
You are the Transformers expert and you have our proven yourself.
So in this segment.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
So it's a second movie. They have Rosy Huntington Whitely
as the love interest and the third movie is shy
still in the third movie. What happens in the third.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Movie, I'm not the Transformers guy, you're the Transformers guy.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I think they bring Wahlberg in in the fourth movie,
and then you get the Hailey Steinfeld Bumblebee spin off
as the fifth movie. I'm pretty sure. But then they
brought and then they did a regular Transformers movie again.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Optimus Prime, What are you doing? I love you? It's
a line from one of those movies.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
You do a really good Andy Samberg doing Mark.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
That's the only way I know how to do it.
So how do your Mother?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
For me?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
You know, what I was thinking about the other day
is how much Entourage has really shaped our lives.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I hate that fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's a thing, though, But you've seen every episode, right?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I love Ari Gold. Yeah, I love Ari Gold. I
have I do reference Entourage more than someone should.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I think I have a podcast idea shows that we
have seen every episode of, but we don't necessarily like King.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Of the Hill, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I like Futurama, though I don't think it has peaks
and valleys, but I do like Future Relata.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
So I haven't seen an episode of Futurama in like
fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It keeps getting rebooted, So you haven't seen like ten
of the seasons Simpsons for you, I haven't seen every episode.
I stopped in season fifteen or sixteen. No, I stopped nineteen.
What season are they in now thirty seven? So I
haven't seen half the seasons. I'd be lost.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh that's okay, Well, it's a Simpsons still on TV
to all of.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
You clickbait, yellow journalism pieces of shit out there, you igns,
you screen rants, all of you. Uh, I don't care
that Marge died in the finale of this last season
number one. It is a flash forward episode number two.
Nothing that happens in any episode matters. Marge is not dead. Also,
(38:59):
it doesn't matter. Stop telling me.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I'll abstain from commenting.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Simpson stuff news dope moving forth. Rob mclhaney will be
known as Rob mack.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Speaking of things that don't matter.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
He said it was just to make it easy for
people to not have to read his name and try
and figure it out.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
It's too late for this. Rob do this fifteen years ago.
My man.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That's the thing too, is usually you do this before
you become famous. So like he did a ninety second
video being like explaining it, being like, look, first off,
this isn't even the right way to spell McAlhaney. It's
been changed over time. A million times, because when you
come over to America, they changed the name. And then
he points out at the end, like all the stars
that are not going by their real names, but it's
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people that change their names before making a career.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, and most notably for those of you that don't know,
you might have been the person that told me this.
When you join SAG, if someone already has your name,
you have to pick a different name. So like Emma Stone,
for example, already has someone else's name, so she had
to be Emma Stone. Rob mclaney is Rob mclaney. He
didn't have to change it to Rob mack. And now
(40:14):
he's just doing that just because.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Well he wants to be a morning DJ went back
here with Rob mac Let's hit traffic.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
This is terrible, terrible brand adjustment here.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I don't love it. I think whatever, do whatever you want.
I don't really care. As a Mac, I could speak
on this. This is I've been a Mac for I
don't know twenty two years. I know that you've told
us recently that you want to go by Jeffrey, but
have you thought of maybe changing your name to Jeff
Mac just Jeff Mac? And you spell Jeff with a ge.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I would never do that. In fact, if you spell
Jeff with a G, come fight me.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's dope. It was an ounced Hollywood Walk of Fame,
and it was actually really funny how I found out.
So the first one that I saw was Demi Moore,
and I'm like, that's really good for Demi Moore. She's
been acting for a really long time. It's nice that
she's getting her cred right now. And then the next
name up was on the fifteen year old Timothy Shalomey.
(41:15):
I'm like, this is kind of perfect to me.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Moore and Sarah Michelle Geller are getting it long overdue.
And then they're throwing him in there with Shaquille O'Neill, which,
to be fair, he is a star.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Shaquille O'Neil was the original Superman.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Miley Cyrus also well deserved Ana Montana, and quite honestly,
shalome has only been around for ten minutes and it's already.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
He's already been nominated twice for an Oscar. He's gonna
win a bunch, So like, look, I get it. It's
just it was funny that I saw Demi Moore and
then Substance Style. She's already being fucking moved out of
the way.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Me Moour at one hundred and two had to do
eight thousand movies. Tim Shalomey has been in ten movies
and they're getting the same honor.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
She's smiling with her walk of fame and then this
fetus walks over and nudges her out of the way.
Although yes, you do need to have creds to do this,
but you mentioned, you know, paying your dues, literally paying
your dues, you get a walk off. That's the rhyme
and reason.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
A certain threshold. Once you hit a certain number in
your dues, they give you a star on Hollywood Bully.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, news up, that's not the right sound. I'm gonna
let it play out, though I like it. And finally,
we have been given the thirty well we actually we've
been given the one hundred best movies of the twenty
first century by New York Times. And this was people voting,
I believe.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah. So this is the basically essentially the audience score,
the what over two hundred thousand people did on that
New York Times website. If you saw me tweet out
my top ten and only let you pick ten. So
this is an amalgamation of everyone's top ten. I guess
I don't want to start all the way back at
thirty five to just do top ten. Well, I was
gonna say, because we get into the spider verse at
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thirty four.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Our producer is giving us one of the so.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at twenty nine June
Part two twenty seven that the podded at twenty four
twenty five Goo Inception twenty four. To be fair, a
lot of my top ten is in this, so I
appreciate that Inception twenty four, Op and I were twenty
three Grand Budapest Hotel, twenty two, Arrival, twenty get Out
at seventeen two, Lord of the Rings, Movies and the Teens,
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Everything Everywhere, alt Once thirteen and Glorious Bastard's gu eleven
just out the top, Outside the top ten coming at
number ten, Social Network number nine, Eternal Sunshine Out the
Spotless Mind. That's a great movie. I don't know. That's
I don't know. I don't feel right about it in
the top ten, number eight, Spirited Away, What the fuck
is that?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
It's about a horse?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I think, okay, throw that out the fucking window. Mad
Max Fury Road at seven. You shit me, it's not
even the best mad Max movie. It's some of the
most best, most recent Mad Max movie. That's terrible. Dark
Knight at six, Interstellar at five, having Interstell at five,
and Inception twenty four is insane. Swap those two there
will be blood. Sure. I guess No Country for Old
(44:01):
Men is amazing. I'll give it that. Go At number
two is Mulholland Drive. David Fincher, get it number two.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Though, Yeah, it's a good movie. Also it's people voting.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, which is weird. Why a Fincher movie would be
in the top ten, I don't know. And then at
number one, now I agree. This is one of the
few movies the last few years that has gone up parasite.
Bong June Ho Korean movie subtitled for English. It's a
fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
But in a movie that sits with you for a while, I.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Don't like the basement stuff. It's two in your face.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
That's the whole movie. It's what makes no movie.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I like the idea of like knowing that people are
underneath other people. I don't need to physically see them underneath.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
So you wanted that movie to end after the second act.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I wouldn't mind that. Yeah, I was gonna.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Say a movie that just missed out on my top
ten that I think more people should see because I
still don't think a lot of people have seen it.
Goo Jojo Rabbit.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
That's a great movie. I and Uncut Gems was also
top fifty.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Wasn't it good one? Yep?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Another good one that was top fifty. I believe I
did read through. I did the thing where I clicked
through to how many of the movies I've seen. I
think I've seen fifty something of the one hundred. You
know who should be on here at number one?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Shrek two it did come out, and this is since
two thousand. Yeah, don't know if we made that clear. Yeah,
Shrek two is what two? Maybe oh three?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
And then you know it should be number two. Shrek three, No,
Shrek one, let's not be stupid. Shrek three should be
like forty five or something, sure, and then Shrek the
four thirty four.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Okay, yeah, all four in the top thirty five.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
And then you go with the Will Smith fish movie Fishtail,
Shark Tail, sharkdel so that one you put in the twenties,
Robert de Nio was also in there. B movie, the
one with Jerry Seinfeld. That would be somewhere in the sixties. Oh,
I was gonna say seventy one. Then we look at
the movie where Will Smith is a spy and he
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gets turned into a pigeon. Somewhere in the top ten.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh, that movie came out like four years ago. Yeah,
I forget what that's called.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Tom Holland and Will Smith. Hey, I'm a pigeon. Oh,
speaking of that one, Jack Blacks, Hey, there's a clock
in my wall that should be somewhere in the eighties,
glocky Walls. Can you think of any other movies that
we're forgetting here?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
No, I think you. I think you nailed all of
them there.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I just nailed them all, all right. So that'll do
it for this news dump. Come over here, Okay, you're
gonna walk away. That'll do it for this news dump.
We'll check you out at the end of the next week.
Happy fourth of July, and we'll see you next week. Goodbye,
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's right, Mac, we are back with a news jump
and sad news out of Hollywood. Michael Madson has passed
away at the age of sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He uh notoriously uh Tarantino guy right, Reservoir Dogs. Everyone
remembers him from that. Also in Thelma and Luise Free
Willie A Goo and I favorite staple of our childhood,
Donnie Brasco and kill Bill Movies Goo. I don't know
if I've ever seen anyone have more acting credits than
what Michael Madison has on IMDb three hundred and forty
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six acting credits. What's still eighteen yet to be released,
So I'm sure there is someone out there, but right
now a leader in the clubhouse for most acting credits
I've ever seen Michael Madsen with three forty six.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes, a Tarantino mainstay and maybe one of the more
iconic roles. If not in cinema, at least in the nineties.
Is stuck in the middle with you. Scene in reservoir dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You hear me, great fucking scene. Yeah, great song, it's amazing.
I don't hear that song enough.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
He's dancing to it, he's getting so much joy. What
a wonderful scene.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, that is a great scene.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Tough loss, but rip. Michael Madsen news due Happy birthday
to the now sixty three year old stunt man Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Went about down to our Lord Savior. We are not worthy,
We're not worthy, showing Tom Cruise sixty three making blockbuster movies.
Michael Madsen's sixty seven dead.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, there's a four year difference, true, good, right, right,
Anything can happen in four years.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I did age horribly in my four years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Although didn't Cruz say something like he wants to act
until he's one hundred and then he assumes that he'll
be living until he's three hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
If anyone can live to three hundred, Tom Cruise can
do it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I guess we'll jump to this really quick news dump.
Stephen Spielberg, let me find what it is. Either way,
he said he has no plans of retiring from making movies?
How old is Stephen Spielberg.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
If Tom Cruise sixty three, Spielberg's got to be seventy five.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He's got to be in his seventies, if not close
to eighty, If not eighty.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
We've talked about this a couple of times. I don't
remember the last Spielberg movie that I legitimately loved. That's
that's a good question for you and I and for
the folks at home. What's what's the last.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Steven Spielberg seventy eight seventy.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You were like, Oh, this movie's amazing. I don't I could.
I can't recall one.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean, I think also, he'll keep making movies. It's
a Clint Eastwood thing. It's just that your production of
how many move movies that you make kind of slows down.
News Depe opening this week at the box office. It
actually opened on July second. Was Jurassic World four, Jurassic
(03:14):
Park seven, Rebirth one.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, Yeah Yeah, made thirty point five million dollars on
its opening day day.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Pretty good.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
On roddy teaz it has fifty one percent from the
critics seventy two percent from the audience, So it sounds
like metsa met It sounds like it's pretty much exactly
like the last two movies that no one really liked
and that people are just accepting.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, So metsa mets is better than the garbage that
we've gotten on the last two.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, it's got almost the exact same rotten tomato scores
as the second Jurassic World movie.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, the second one, which is oh wait no, no,
Lost World at fifty two percent is the one that
came out in ninety seven. It's right around there.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yes, And you don't like that movie.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't love it, but it kind of reminds me
of that movie.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I have seen Jurassic World Rebirth, and there are some
things that I think you can take away from it
and run with. I think focusing on the dinosaurs, focusing
on the atmosphere, getting back to the parks. I think
that's the way to go if I were them. And
this is not a review of the movie yet. We'll
(04:23):
do that next week. Don't have the same actors in
any of the movies. Replace the actors every single time.
Put the focus back on the dinosaurs. Put the focus
back on being scared behind trees and shrubs, have people
be amazed by the dinosaurs. Again, that's what we need
(04:43):
to do. And I'm not saying that you're gonna have,
you know, Oscar Award winning movies every time, but I
think that that's the more sustainable way of building this franchise.
Don't build it around the people. Don't build it around
the characters. Don't build around humans. Don't clone humans. We
don't care about that. The cops say, it doesn't matter.
(05:07):
You need to make the dinosaurs the stars again. Don't
mutate the dinosaurs. That's stupid. We don't need to up
the ante. Dinosaurs are scary as is. We don't need
to make them more scary. Just open a book, pick
out different dinosaurs, maybe not the ones that we've been
using for thirty years. Actually, what year is it? Is
(05:29):
it thirty nineteen ninety three? For thirty years, pick some
new dinosaurs. Make them scary, but also don't use the
same people. Don't give the people superhuman abilities, just make
them people.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So Jurassic World Dominion twenty twenty two. The second Jurassic
World movie has a seventy seven percent audience score. This
has a seventy two percent audience score.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Audience is not good.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's not good, Gou. It does when it comes to
these movies, because it's all about the audience. Hear me out, Gou.
This universe is dead. This franchise is dead. These movies blow.
And I am the biggest Jurassic World fan on the planet.
Maybe that first Requel reboot I enjoyed more than most.
And they have absolutely lampooned this franchise. This franchise blows.
(06:16):
It's rudderless, it has no direction. I agree. What they
needed to get back to was the claustrophobia of the
first movie that they've had a hard time really replicating
in the next six. But we are now seven movies
in and they have one and a half hits. This
franchise is dead. I have no desire to watch any
Jurassic Park movies, any Jurassic World movies. They had so
(06:38):
much potential. It reminds me a bit of Star Wars
after the Force Awakens, where there are a lot of
people that love that movie. Some people didn't necessarily care
for it, but it was a good enough launch pad
for the next iteration and then they just fucking crashed
and burned. And it's exactly what's happened here.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I would say it's more like the Halloween franchise, where
you have a forty dogger at the top to start
it off, then you have diminishing returns. Then you have
like a Halloween four that's pretty solid, a good little
launching pad. Then you fall off completely with five and six.
Then you come back again a little bit later with
just Halloween, the third just Halloween, and then you fumble
(07:16):
the bag once again.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yes see to me, like the last two Jurassic World
movies were like, fine, you know you got some SDA bad,
and this movie's exactly like that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You've actually seen this movie, I.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Know because I don't need to. It's exactly like it.
It's the exact same formula.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
News dope. Ironheart has started, farted and is now done good.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'll tell you what Marvel I would say, we were
hyper critical of Marvel Television coming out of the pandemic.
We were really expecting high highs, and what we've come
to know the Marvel Television series as is sort of
filling in gaps, never really remotely getting close to forty dogs,
but telling some fun, little decent stories to hold you
(08:00):
over for the movies. And iron Heart is exactly that
it fits in with like the meat of most of
these Marvel shows. It's much better than their worst stuff.
It's not as good as the best stuff, but it's
like in that middle range that does its job. It's
a little fun, it's a it's a little enthralling and go.
I'll tell you what. They did something in this series
(08:22):
that I enjoy.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I know, but the show is that for years they
put it all out in two weeks and I love that.
I haven't had a chance to watch it all and
it's been spoiled.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, that's on you. It's a new Marvel, it's supposed
to be nice.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Don't have the ability to binge.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Also, this concludes phase five puts an exclamation point. I
would say on phase five, if you haven't watched Ironheart,
please do it. Six episodes, it's probably all together, maybe
like four and a half hours something like that. It's again,
not the best thing they've ever done, but it's pretty good.
It's pretty good. It's it's worth watching for sure, especially
(09:02):
if you are an MCU fan.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I get to watch for ten to fifteen minutes a
day on my phone, So as soon as that is done,
we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Which you need is a flight so you can catch
up on all your TVs and movies news.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Depp, speaking of Marvel brad Pitt during his media Blintz
for f one, is saying that young actors today get
caught up in the you have to have a franchise
or you have to be a superhero. But he keeps
telling them, don't do it, they'll die.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
The problem is what he's not acknowledging is Brad Pitt
is the franchise, right, if you build it, they will
come with Brad Pitt. You put Brad Pitt in a movie,
it's gonna make money. He is the one percent. So
I guess it sound advice, but it doesn't really apply
because Brad Pitt can do whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You want because he came up during an era where
first off, there were franchises Rocky Rambo, Indiana Jones. So
it isn't like there weren't franchise but that's like that's
pre Brad Pitton. No. But what I'm saying though, is
like he did come up when there were franchises.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Different it's a different, different story though.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
But he was able to jump in when you could
make other movies that weren't franchises weren't superhero movies and
build your star power. Right now, actors do need to
first off, not only build their star power, but also
get paid.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, and and sort of what you're getting at, and
what Pitt's alluding to is what Matt Damon's been saying
for a couple of years. We're not we're not able
to make the types of movies we were making in
the nineties. And and it is a good point, but
I mean that's blame the consumer, Like we're we're the
fucking morons eating up the seventh Jurassic World movie because
(10:43):
it fucking blows, Like that's what I'm talking about here, Like,
we don't need that shit, and if you just stop
giving it to us, we're not going to complain because
it's not good. Number one. But the studio execs right
are probably looking at the bottom line and having a
hard time green lighting things. But why has A twenty
four had so much cess success over this last decade
Because they're coming in and making those movies that no
(11:04):
one had been making for twenty years, or.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They're buying them up. They're buying them up up.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, eating all your points.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
A twenty four neon studios like that. Yes, but also
let's just point out that Pitt is in the Oceans franchise.
He jumped into Deadpool and Deadpool too, so I can't
all time. It's an all time cameo. Also, do you
think he was telling his co star, I can't think
of his name the other racer nf one, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
He was Joshua Pierce in the movie, Oh, Dampson, Dampson indrists.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Okay, So he's been rumored to be the new Black
Panther and possibly James Bond. So do you think that
he's been telling him, don't do it, they'll die.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That would be interesting. I wouldn't want him to be
the new Black Panther. I don't think he can act.
You gotta get some of that's at least close to Bozeman.
He'd probably find as James Bond. I could see him
as James Bond.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
What was good about Bozman, though, is that he was
really good at not standing out and letting the other
person get the spotlights.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Hard to do. It's very hard to do. And maybe
I don't know, maybe and just can can get there.
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
News Dem Bloomhouse Jason Bloomhouse the runner of the Bloomhouse
production company, is stunned the house. He is stunned that
Megan two point zero has failed. He said, we all
thought that Megan was like Superman. We could do anything
with her. We could change genres, we could put her
(12:30):
in the summer. We could make her look different, we
could turn her from a bad guy to a good guy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
What a distorted view on the property that they own. Like, so,
first of all, Megan two point zero I think made
ten million opening weekend. The first movie made thirty million.
Because that's tremendously bad. I don't know where he got
this impression from the first movie, Like did much better
than they anticipated, But that didn't mean we wanted Megan
(13:00):
as Superman. Meghan as this you know, do all be
all character? That's not at all I like and we
I'm just about it. I don't. This perception is insane, Like,
I don't know where he got this from.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Like I could see maybe making three Megans and then
being like, Okay, we have squeezed this rag as hard
as we could. All the juices have come out. Let's
try a genre switch.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Megan struck me as something that would end up on
Paramount plus or Netflix, and they would make streaming movies
of it, but not big theater blockbusters like they tried
with this one.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He's Dead a trailer for the big movie on its way,
and that is Edgar Wright's The Running Man starring Glenn Powell.
This looks like good old fashioned Hollywood fun.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I like Glenn Powell, I like Edgar right, so I'm
probably gonna like this movie. Yeah, right, probably, And the
premise of it is interesting. You know, there's a game
show with all these killers.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Reality TV esque type thing. And obviously the first one's great,
and that's why you might say you might you might
take pause and yes, Matc, you haven't seen it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Hand up on me.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, I have not seen it. I figured it as
much when you put your hand up. That's what I
was gonna guess. First one is great, but I love
the fact that they are taking someone that is borderline
a Hollywood star. I say borderline because he's not from
the bygone era of people being actual Hollywood stars, and he's.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
An up and coming.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
He's an up and comer. He's in close to his
forties though, so not that up and coming. It was
in the dark Knight and then Edgar Wright makes really
good movies, really stylized, slick looking movies.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yes, and this is the first movie that Edgar Wright
and Michael Sarah will be working on since Scott Pilgrim.
Michael Sarah's going to be in this movie as well.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Michael Sarah's playing Glenn Powell in this movie.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I think this movie is going to be Baseline and good.
I don't. I'm not like, I'm not expecting it to
be like close to the best movie the year, but
I bet it'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
News news dump, not news mump. It's early. Sorry, guys, you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Get the bumps.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Got a trailer for hashtag not my Cat in the Hat.
Bill Hater's doing the voice. By the way, Bill Hater
introducing the teaser the day before. He has just he
just doesn't care. He does not care.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, so it's just Bill Hayter doing Bill Hater, which
I don't love. By the way, you skipped over. I
think the most prominent trailer of the week. What did
I do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Sorry, especially if.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's animated, like, get super crazy with it, Bill, you
have the capability of it. Don't just be Bill Hater.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't like the animation style either.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, there's something to be said about that too. I agree.
I like also appetite, who's wants this, who's needing this?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
And if like, if you're getting Bill Hater, have him
be the master of a bunch of different disguises.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah. I do not care for this whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Be totally enough for a turtle party. He could do voices.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
That's the craziest thing in the world. Do you have
one of the funniest guys on the planet just doing
his regular ass voice for a cartoon makes no sense?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
New's dope, Sorry, Matt, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We also got the project Tail Mary Trailer Goo. This
is the next project from Phil Lord and Chris Miller,
starring Ryan Gosling. Premise I believe it's a book that
came out within the last decade. The premise is Gostling
is a teacher who is sent twelve light years away
from Earth to save humanity after the sun begins to erode.
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This hits theaters March of next year and also co
stars Sandra Holer I believe is her name. She was
in a couple of the best movies from twenty twenty
four or twenty twenty three. I forget this, I mean
Phil Lord and Chris Miller. I don't know if they've
ever made a bad movie. And you have gostling this
is gonna be maybe the best movie of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
There's dope. I'm gonna post her for the honesty. Also
a teaser that is playing in theaters right now, I
think some has leaked online. I refuse to do that
to Christopher Nolans. I will wait until he gives it
to us.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
If the Lord Miller movie isn't the best movie of
twenty twenty six, it's probably because the Odyssey is. This
is one of those movies that I don't always agree with.
Don't show me anything, and I'll just show up. But
when it comes to Christopher Nolan and the actors in
this movie, I don't need to know anymore. And plus
we already know a little bit what this is gonna
be because it's the Audist.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We've all read the book.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'll just show up in July of next year. I
don't need to know anything more about this is the.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Speaking of July of this year. Superman is coming out
this next week, and James Gunn, who is the director's
last runner of DC Movies, says that Audria Rhuna would
make a great wonder woman.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Uh yeah, I don't know if it's our Jonah Ariona,
our Jonah Adria Audrey.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know that one you it's a it's a silent
jay and jug ari Yona yog Adria ari Yona.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
She was Glenn Pole's love interest in that movie that
should have been way better hit Man, hit Man. She
would be pretty good. She's tallish too, like five seven ish,
so that would work. She's also very attractive, so might
look good in one of those suits. Goo, I don't care.
I don't care who they cast. I don't, I really don't.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Okay, that's a really good opinion. Well done. News up
the script for The Batman too, The first version of
it at least has been done. They posted a photo
online pretty much saying get off D's nuts.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Kind of hate this because you know, the final script
is like still two years away, and they're not gonna
start shooting for like another two years, so this is
just like all the plubs like us screaming about where's
our fact that scrapped? They're just like here you go.
And you know the picture they posted also was just
like one hundred and fifty pages with a title page
but nothing actually written that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It'd be really funny if someone's like, open it up
and show us and prove it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, prove it.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It just pictures of dis Those are the best kinds
of foods, the ones that are shaped like dicks. Oh,
happy fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh, happy fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Enjoy yourself as a hot dog today, A popsicles.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Smash, a couple of you know what, goop, Joey chest
up returning trying to capture seventeenth Nathan's hot Dog Championship.
Is she No, it's not a sport, but it is
one of the hardest things people can do. On your
list of greatest champions ever, like Mount Rushmore is.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
He's on there? And actually, I'm gonna ask you. We
just watched F one. We just spoke about F one.
What do you think is more of a sport? Driving
cars or eating food?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They both push you to your extreme limits. I think
sitting in a car seat for three hours is hard,
more so because it probably gets uncomfortable. It's probably harder
to to eat seventy huts. So here's the thing though,
so and you probably sweat more eating seventy.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I think driving the car is more athletic because it's
tougher for me, because I'd feel claustrophobic. I would kind
of run out of steam around those laps. I don't
think eating is hard. I think eating is easy.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
There's a point in which eating becomes incredibly hard, though,
and for it might be the third hot dog for some,
it might be the twelfth for others. But you get
to a point where mentally and physically you shouldn't be
able to do it. I don't know. Joey Chestnut keeps
doing it.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I slam eight to a dozen hot dogs sometimes, and
I only stop because I fear what people think of me.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I also think there's somebody to be said about. And
now this is half tongue in cheek. We're talking about
Joey Chestnut's dominance, but you and I recognize and this
helps with like baseball and talking about baseball eras when
someone is so much better than the next best in
their respective field, there's something to be said about that.
And Joey trust is so much better than everyone else
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in that field. It's impressive. He did lose in like
twenty fifteen, which was kind of crazy, But when you're
that much better, at everyone trying to be the best
at something. You're great, You're good at it.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Like I ate sixty oysters the other day, and I
only stopped because I could tell the weight staff was
getting very annoyed by me.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, I like an oyster, but you have you like
oysters too much. I would say your double gun and oysters.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I could probably put three in there and just slurp
them down. I'm like a duck. I don't even chew.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
You have a screw for a dick.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Don't make me show. But also, I love vinegar. I
love like the malt vinegar.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's so good there. Yeah, I find that most most
sauces that get served with oysters are heavy on the vinegar.
Base need the vinegar.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
These don't coyoti verse actme. We'll get a panel at
San Diego Comic Con this year. It is also coming out.
We have a date for it. We don't have it
written down, but Catchup Entertainment has given us a date.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I can't believe that's actually happening. I mean, you three
years ago, four years ago? Are stoked? Was it three
years ago? Supposed to?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I didn't tell you. I told you it was gonna happen,
but it didn't happen in my window for the movie draft,
so I don't get points. But still you.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Got this one. Now, if Dundee comes out, then then
we know something's really happening.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
If Dundee comes out, all of you focks out there,
you all owe me an apology.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, here's my apology to you. If Dundee comes out,
you can have it for zero dogs in the given year.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'll take it. I'll take it for the zero dogs
in the given year. That would be See, this is
the thing, and Matt Damon was right. If they still
made these mid budget comedies. Dundee is a slam dunk
sending Dana McBride to Australia to learn the Australian ways
from Australian actors. That's money, that's printing money.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I think you could have made Dundee in like twenty twelve,
still late, now twenty points.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Can you tell me who wrote the movie Crocodile Dundee
in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Whoever?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
The third Crocodile Dundee is the one that came out
in the year two thousand.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I know the answer to this because I don't know
if we've discussed it, but I either stumbled upon this,
I know the answer to it, and I don't remember.
I know it's say.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It fantasy guru, Matthew Berry.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's right, that's what it is. Fuck I forget that.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't think his name is on it, because Paul
Hogan is a dickhead and changed just enough of the
words and like he didn't change like, he didn't change
the script. He changed just the right amount of the
words so that he could say, this is my script.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, because notably, and they may have changed this, but
notably for like a wardship, you can only credit up
to four people's right, is that right? And Barry was
one of the guys that worked on the early version
of that script, so by the time it came out
there was enough influence on it that they kind of
squeezed him out.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But it was fundamentally still the same movie. It's just
that they they had like a thesaurus out and they
just changed words. There's debt, looks like sinners. They stole
all their costumes from that Marvel. It was gonna be nuts.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
This is really bad news for the Blade movie. So
some of the costumes worn by the extras and Sinners
were originally made for the mahershela Ali Blade movie, which
means Marvel is selling off. They got a thousand plastic
meatballs they're trying to get rid of, and Sinners took
on some of them. This is real bad news for Blade.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It was quality on their end, so they said deal
news dope. Vin Diesel says that Brian, played by Paul Walker,
will return in the final Fast and Furious movie.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Speaking of movies, I could give a fuck about it's
the Fast Infurience series. But good news if you if
you like the fast part and the fearest part of
the movie, which they've gotten away from over the last
eight movies. They are returning to car culture and street
racing in LA and apparently gonna have a CGI Paul
Walker in the movie. I don't know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Here, stealing DVDs and VCRs. That's what the first movie was.
The first movie came out in what two, one, two,
and maybe one or two.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I saw two Fast, Too Furious in the theaters in
like two or three.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I think I saw Tokyo Drift and said, we have
capped off this franchise. I don't need to go any further,
it's perfect. There's no I don't care how good the
rest of the movies are. This is my final chapter.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I honestly think the greatest impact of the Fast and
Furious series is that for eternity, the second movie, the
first sequel in many franchises, we're going to try to
make a too Fast, too furious joke about.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Either that or making the word tokyo drifting a verb.
I'm out there Tokyo drifting.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I don't think anyone says that.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Do you know tokyo drift on the highway. That's why
I got all my tickets. Sir, what are you doing?
You know what I'm doing? Are you tokyo drifting?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Right, there's dep Neil Druckman will not return to write
the Last of Us Season three.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah. Druckman, famously the creator of the Last of Us
video game series, has been working hand in hand with
Craig Mazon to adapt it for HBO UH and did
for the first two seasons. H He is stepping down
as showrunner creator of the HBO series and leaving it
up to Craig Mason, and I think at this point
(27:04):
they're deep enough in that they just have to do
certain things, and like they are going to follow what
Druckman has sort of pushed forward anyways, and Druckman's going
to continue working on more video games, which I guess
makes sense. It's what he does primarily. So I think
it's gonna be great. It's still in good hands.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
New's Dope coming back to theaters for its thirty fifth
anniversary on August seventeenth, and the twentieth is Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. Buy your tickets now because it is only
in select theaters and tickets are going fast.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
After we rewatched the first one a couple of years
ago for your birthday. I don't know if I'm ever
gonna watch it again.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I am so excited to go with my family on
the seventeenth. I have already bought my three tickets. We
are in the final row. I am actually sitting behind
a listener.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh yeah, yeah. How do you know that they were.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
The one that alerted me as soon as it was
available because ign screen Rant all of those sites were
posting it the Monday after it was announced on Friday.
I had already bought my tickets on that Friday because
of this listener.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It was like, hey, you got to buy these tickets.
I bought the tickets. I'm sitting right behind them that you.
I'm gonna ninja kick the shit out of their seat.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Just throw popcorn off their head the whole time.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No, I'm gonna be doing ninjitsu in the back. I
hope that's enough room for activities. Also, I'm hoping they'll
be able to I'm hoping that the I slits in
my mask are bringing up for me to see through.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I have no comment.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
News Dope celebrating its thirtieth anniversary is Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,
the movie. Someone posted the opening clip the other day
of When the Rangers. The first scene of the movie
is the Rangers jumping out of a fucking plane and
they weren't messing around because Tommy has to stand out.
He does by doing the coolest thing ever, getting on
(29:00):
an air board and pretty much snowboarding through the air
to the ground.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, they're skydiving. Tommy skysurfs. It's fucking awesome. Sets the
tone for the movie. We're action packed, we got a
big budget.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Let's fucking sky unpacked and this is the nineties. Enjoy
some red hot chili peppers.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Uh that movie. I would say, if I had to
make a list of movies I have seen the most
in my life, like movies that I've seen at least like,
let's say twenty five times, that movie is for sure
on the list.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
When is the last time you saw it?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Probably like three or four years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I say, I might have seen it in that same window.
It's not very good. It's not no, it's a rough watch.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You know What's I actually really like the first like
twenty minutes when yeah, I Avenues comes into the city
and it's kind of spooky, and then they just go
into the jungle and run into that Xena warrior princess
lady get.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Their animal moves, and Adam is like, there's.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
A bit of a lull in the movie.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Let's say it's a little bit of a lull. And
then the final scene they have gotten rid of their costumes,
slash practical effects with the zords and it's CGI. And
it's nineteen ninety five CGI not great, Like three.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Years later the CGI would have been good enough.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
This was not fifteen years later, like this is this
is spawn era CGI.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
All this to say, we got job because the Mighty
Morphone Power Rangers movie that came out what five years ago,
six years ago with Elizabeth Banks and that guy that
looks like Taron Edgerton but he's not. He was in
Stranger Things. Oh uh No, they should have made the sequel.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Not Zach Effron.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
He looks like he looks like a combination of Zach
Effron and Tyron Edgerton.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I think it was screen junkies and they're honest trailer
for the movie that might have done a super cut
of just the Rangers going, yeah, there's a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That'll be you. During the Ninja Turtle, they.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Will me doing kicks, hert wheels, doing one handed cart wheels.
I've been watching a lot of the Thong song music video.
Sure so Cisco style cartwheels and then you know kicks.
I'll have my nunchucks. I wonder how many chos look nunchucks.
Are they gonna confiscate? Do we get them back after
the movie or does it just belong to the theater.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I told the story the other day about how you
rat it on some poor fellow in the movie theater
because he was wearing a backpack, and now that's gonna
be you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It was a quiet place. It was a spooky era
and the guy had a giant backpack on and he
was looking around. I didn't trust it one bit.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You either saved lives that day or put that guy
into permanent depression. One of the two.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Well we'll never find out. Yeah, yep, news dope. Back
to the Future is now forty July third, nineteen eighty five.
Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I wouldn't call it the gris movie of all time.
I would, but I would not argue with someone that
did call it the greatest movie of.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
All I would look at it. I mean, I think
you can definitely put it in a top ten scenario
where movies like that or the first Jurassic Park are
just They're perfect.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Movies, spectacles, genre defining, and types of movies that movie
makers filmmakers grow up on and spend their whole lives
trying to achieve the feeling that that movie gives you.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I was also so annoyed by the Bruins the other day,
not only in their free agency signings, but they announced
their new jerseys, and their new jerseys are their old jerseys.
It's just the it's the spoke bee, but they've gotten
rid of the blackoutline on the Bee and they kind
of simplified.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Their jerseys, they've updated it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And to announce it, they had Michael J. Fox cool,
he's friends with cam Neely and it's a back and
forth of like, hey, maybe we should do these old ones.
I don't know, let's think of the future. And then
Charlie McAvoy comes from the future back in time. Let's
say he comes back from the future to talk to
Michael J. Fox and give him a jersey. How is
(33:09):
David Postronach and his number eighty eight not in this
thing this announcement?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Maybe he hates the team?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
It is start that dialogue serving up on a silver platter?
Do you know that in the movie in order to
go back in time, the DeLorean needs to go eighty
eight miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
And what number does David Posternoch.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Wear eighty eight?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Wow plus itself.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I mean no offense to Charlie McAvoy. He does not
have the comedic timing that David Posternoch has either.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's one of two things, and neither is particularly great.
So you talk about the Birds free agency in the
front office and they haven't made a good move in years,
and this may speak to that because it was right
in front of him. It rights itself and they couldn't
even come up with the eighty eight miles.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That tells me that they haven't seen the movie, or.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Which I don't know if it's better or worse. Their
star player who wears eighty eight wanted nothing to do
with the production. It's one of the other.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
It's got to be one of those two things, because
it is the most obvious thing. When I was watching
at the end, I'm like, where the fuck was David Pasternak?
What is this? Once again? Pasta is funny right Pasta
is into doing stupid skits, So it is damp. We
(34:31):
have reports for a fifth live action Transformers movie. It
is in development. We do know that Josh Cooley is
set to direct a live action film, but the bigger
news off of this is that Michael Bay potentially could
return to the franchise.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I don't want you to mess the headlineup, Goole. They're
not set to make a fifth Transformer movie. There's reportedly
five Transformers projects in developm it's already benefit transformed.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Michael Bay has not directed since two thousand and sevens Transformers.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
What I thought he's done four hasn't he?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Uh, he might have directed the second.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
One, didn't he do? Didn't he go back to the
Middle Ages with Mark Wahlberg?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
No, you know what, I'm not gonna say. No, you
could be right. The animated Transformers one is also in
this Transformers universe, so I'm sure they have an animated
project do well to leap off of that two thousand
and seven Transformers film takes me back to a time
and place. Obviously, think about Megan Fox schi le Bouffe.
Bumblebee is like the perfect encapsulation of two thousand and seven,
(35:42):
and I love that movie. I unabashedly love that movie.
They have had a hard time recreating the magic of
that movie. It's not unlike the Jurassic Park franchise. I
don't know. I'll see these stupid fucking movies.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You're you talking about. He did Transformers, Transformers, Revenge of
the Fallen, Transformers, Dark of the Moon, Transformer's Age of Extension, Transformers,
The Last Night.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Michael Bay directed all of those.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yes, and he did Ambulance.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm looking at his IMDb right now.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
He did that Amblamps movie.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
He did Ambalance and six Underground.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So he's just not directed the last one or two.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Then right, okay, but do you think what he needs
for his success is to bring back shil Lah Buff
and uh, Megan.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Fox and uh John Tuturo, John Tuturo and Josh Dumel
and Tyresee.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And what's his name? Who's been?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Who has thrown off a plane? TJ Miller.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
TJ Miller's in the first Transformers movie.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He's in one of the Transformers movies.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I don't think he's in the first one.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Just bring together a whole superstar Transformer emul Witwiki.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
You know who's great in the first movie, Tony Hawkers.
His parents are awesome in the first.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Although isn't Shila Buff canotically dead in this franchise?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No? I think they just like went away from him
after the third movie.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
You are the Transformers expert and you have our proven yourself.
So in this segment.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
So it's a second movie. They have Rosy Huntington Whitely
as the love interest and the third movie is shy
still in the third movie. What happens in the third.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Movie, I'm not the Transformers guy, you're the Transformers guy.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I think they bring Wahlberg in in the fourth movie,
and then you get the Hailey Steinfeld Bumblebee spin off
as the fifth movie. I'm pretty sure. But then they
brought and then they did a regular Transformers movie again.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Optimus Prime, What are you doing? I love you? It's
a line from one of those movies.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
You do a really good Andy Samberg doing Mark.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
That's the only way I know how to do it.
So how do your Mother?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
For me?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
You know, what I was thinking about the other day
is how much Entourage has really shaped our lives.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I hate that fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's a thing, though, But you've seen every episode, right?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I love Ari Gold. Yeah, I love Ari Gold. I
have I do reference Entourage more than someone should.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I think I have a podcast idea shows that we
have seen every episode of, but we don't necessarily like King.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Of the Hill, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I like Futurama, though I don't think it has peaks
and valleys, but I do like Future Relata.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
So I haven't seen an episode of Futurama in like
fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It keeps getting rebooted, So you haven't seen like ten
of the seasons Simpsons for you, I haven't seen every episode.
I stopped in season fifteen or sixteen. No, I stopped nineteen.
What season are they in now thirty seven? So I
haven't seen half the seasons. I'd be lost.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh that's okay, Well, it's a Simpsons still on TV
to all of.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
You clickbait, yellow journalism pieces of shit out there, you igns,
you screen rants, all of you. Uh, I don't care
that Marge died in the finale of this last season
number one. It is a flash forward episode number two.
Nothing that happens in any episode matters. Marge is not dead. Also,
(38:59):
it doesn't matter. Stop telling me.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I'll abstain from commenting.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Simpson stuff news dope moving forth. Rob mclhaney will be
known as Rob mack.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Speaking of things that don't matter.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
He said it was just to make it easy for
people to not have to read his name and try
and figure it out.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
It's too late for this. Rob do this fifteen years ago.
My man.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That's the thing too, is usually you do this before
you become famous. So like he did a ninety second
video being like explaining it, being like, look, first off,
this isn't even the right way to spell McAlhaney. It's
been changed over time. A million times, because when you
come over to America, they changed the name. And then
he points out at the end, like all the stars
that are not going by their real names, but it's
(39:49):
people that change their names before making a career.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, and most notably for those of you that don't know,
you might have been the person that told me this.
When you join SAG, if someone already has your name,
you have to pick a different name. So like Emma Stone,
for example, already has someone else's name, so she had
to be Emma Stone. Rob mclaney is Rob mclaney. He
didn't have to change it to Rob mack. And now
(40:14):
he's just doing that just because.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Well he wants to be a morning DJ went back
here with Rob mac Let's hit traffic.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
This is terrible, terrible brand adjustment here.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I don't love it. I think whatever, do whatever you want.
I don't really care. As a Mac, I could speak
on this. This is I've been a Mac for I
don't know twenty two years. I know that you've told
us recently that you want to go by Jeffrey, but
have you thought of maybe changing your name to Jeff
Mac just Jeff Mac? And you spell Jeff with a ge.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I would never do that. In fact, if you spell
Jeff with a G, come fight me.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's dope. It was an ounced Hollywood Walk of Fame,
and it was actually really funny how I found out.
So the first one that I saw was Demi Moore,
and I'm like, that's really good for Demi Moore. She's
been acting for a really long time. It's nice that
she's getting her cred right now. And then the next
name up was on the fifteen year old Timothy Shalomey.
(41:15):
I'm like, this is kind of perfect to me.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Moore and Sarah Michelle Geller are getting it long overdue.
And then they're throwing him in there with Shaquille O'Neill, which,
to be fair, he is a star.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Shaquille O'Neil was the original Superman.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Miley Cyrus also well deserved Ana Montana, and quite honestly,
shalome has only been around for ten minutes and it's already.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
He's already been nominated twice for an Oscar. He's gonna
win a bunch, So like, look, I get it. It's
just it was funny that I saw Demi Moore and
then Substance Style. She's already being fucking moved out of
the way.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Me Moour at one hundred and two had to do
eight thousand movies. Tim Shalomey has been in ten movies
and they're getting the same honor.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
She's smiling with her walk of fame and then this
fetus walks over and nudges her out of the way.
Although yes, you do need to have creds to do this,
but you mentioned, you know, paying your dues, literally paying
your dues, you get a walk off. That's the rhyme
and reason.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
A certain threshold. Once you hit a certain number in
your dues, they give you a star on Hollywood Bully.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, news up, that's not the right sound. I'm gonna
let it play out, though I like it. And finally,
we have been given the thirty well we actually we've
been given the one hundred best movies of the twenty
first century by New York Times. And this was people voting,
I believe.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah. So this is the basically essentially the audience score,
the what over two hundred thousand people did on that
New York Times website. If you saw me tweet out
my top ten and only let you pick ten. So
this is an amalgamation of everyone's top ten. I guess
I don't want to start all the way back at
thirty five to just do top ten. Well, I was
gonna say, because we get into the spider verse at
(42:58):
thirty four.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Our producer is giving us one of the so.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at twenty nine June
Part two twenty seven that the podded at twenty four
twenty five Goo Inception twenty four. To be fair, a
lot of my top ten is in this, so I
appreciate that Inception twenty four, Op and I were twenty
three Grand Budapest Hotel, twenty two, Arrival, twenty get Out
at seventeen two, Lord of the Rings, Movies and the Teens,
(43:21):
Everything Everywhere, alt Once thirteen and Glorious Bastard's gu eleven
just out the top, Outside the top ten coming at
number ten, Social Network number nine, Eternal Sunshine Out the
Spotless Mind. That's a great movie. I don't know. That's
I don't know. I don't feel right about it in
the top ten, number eight, Spirited Away, What the fuck
is that?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
It's about a horse?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I think, okay, throw that out the fucking window. Mad
Max Fury Road at seven. You shit me, it's not
even the best mad Max movie. It's some of the
most best, most recent Mad Max movie. That's terrible. Dark
Knight at six, Interstellar at five, having Interstell at five,
and Inception twenty four is insane. Swap those two there
will be blood. Sure. I guess No Country for Old
(44:01):
Men is amazing. I'll give it that. Go At number
two is Mulholland Drive. David Fincher, get it number two.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Though, Yeah, it's a good movie. Also it's people voting.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, which is weird. Why a Fincher movie would be
in the top ten, I don't know. And then at
number one, now I agree. This is one of the
few movies the last few years that has gone up parasite.
Bong June Ho Korean movie subtitled for English. It's a
fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
But in a movie that sits with you for a while, I.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Don't like the basement stuff. It's two in your face.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
That's the whole movie. It's what makes no movie.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I like the idea of like knowing that people are
underneath other people. I don't need to physically see them underneath.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
So you wanted that movie to end after the second act.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I wouldn't mind that. Yeah, I was gonna.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Say a movie that just missed out on my top
ten that I think more people should see because I
still don't think a lot of people have seen it.
Goo Jojo Rabbit.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
That's a great movie. I and Uncut Gems was also
top fifty.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Wasn't it good one? Yep?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Another good one that was top fifty. I believe I
did read through. I did the thing where I clicked
through to how many of the movies I've seen. I
think I've seen fifty something of the one hundred. You
know who should be on here at number one?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Shrek two it did come out, and this is since
two thousand. Yeah, don't know if we made that clear. Yeah,
Shrek two is what two? Maybe oh three?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
And then you know it should be number two. Shrek three, No,
Shrek one, let's not be stupid. Shrek three should be
like forty five or something, sure, and then Shrek the
four thirty four.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Okay, yeah, all four in the top thirty five.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
And then you go with the Will Smith fish movie Fishtail,
Shark Tail, sharkdel so that one you put in the twenties,
Robert de Nio was also in there. B movie, the
one with Jerry Seinfeld. That would be somewhere in the sixties. Oh,
I was gonna say seventy one. Then we look at
the movie where Will Smith is a spy and he
(45:57):
gets turned into a pigeon. Somewhere in the top ten.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh, that movie came out like four years ago. Yeah,
I forget what that's called.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Tom Holland and Will Smith. Hey, I'm a pigeon. Oh,
speaking of that one, Jack Blacks, Hey, there's a clock
in my wall that should be somewhere in the eighties,
glocky Walls. Can you think of any other movies that
we're forgetting here?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
No, I think you. I think you nailed all of
them there.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I just nailed them all, all right. So that'll do
it for this news dump. Come over here, Okay, you're
gonna walk away. That'll do it for this news dump.
We'll check you out at the end of the next week.
Happy fourth of July, and we'll see you next week. Goodbye,
say news Dump newsamsa Zump
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