All Episodes

September 9, 2025 32 mins
Gu & Scheim discuss the hottest topics from the week!


Darth Vader Lightsaber Sells for Big Bucks
The Conjuring: Last Rites Takes Box Office
Avengers; Doomsday Updates from Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds & David Harbour
Chris Evans is Jacked and the Rock Lost Weight
Tom Holland's Spider-Man Future
SNL Season 51 Cast
The Paper is Now Available
Wake Up Dead Man Trailer
Matthew McConaughey Open to Reprising Role
Michael Caine is BACK!
We talk Unknown Number: The High School Catfish
& MUCH MORE!!!


Join the conversation... 
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
YouTube


Rate/Review/Subscribe:
Apple Podcasts
Spotify
YouTube
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Goo is Goo is back back from Cali. Calis Avengers.
Dude named go med bluepe Man Mona me chairs the
man of tomorrow today. If today was twenty twenty seven,
I'm Mike o'caine and I swore at my television all
of that and so much more on news dump. Hey, folks,

(00:25):
if you're watching on the YouTube, you'll notice that the
guy sitting that way not Mac. It'shime time.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
What up, Goo? How we living big dog?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I am living good. I am, like the headline said,
back from California. Spent over a week over there San Diego, Anaheim,
and Los Angeles. Went to the zoo. I saw a panda.
Nice it was sitting right there eating bamboo. Some bitch
was staring right at I heard.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
The San Diego zoo is kind of awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
San Diego is the best. It's my favorite city I
think in the country. I will say eight August really hot,
really humid, really sunny.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, but like I'd rather that than there'd be eight
inches of snow on the.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Ground, right, So I prefer that to hear. But I
think any other month in San Diego outside of late
August early September, it's always the same. It's always seventy. Yeah,
that's amazing. That's perfect weather. Went to Anaheim, went to
Disneyland now disney World, four separate theme parks. Disneyland is two.
The one good thing about the two though, they are

(01:29):
right next to each other. If you want a park
cop We didn't park cop, but if you wanted to,
you can walk right across the street. It's a nice,
easy walk. But I will say I prefer World. I
do prefer the parks at World. I went to California Adventure.
It was pretty fun. They have the Marvel stuff there.
They have Pixar Pier they have. It feels a lot

(01:53):
like Hollywood Studio. It's not it's good. I enjoyed it.
Note enough for roller coasters though interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I was gonna say, did you have a favorite ride?
You went on with Raffi the Incredit coaster. Couldn't bring
him on there. It's forty eight inches solid. Also, when
you go the week of Labor Day after school already started,
there's no one there. That's the best part. So my
parents used to take us when we went to disney
World as kids. We would go in October because everybody's
in school and nobody takes vacation in October and so

(02:21):
we would go first week in October every year and
it was the best.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Didn't need the lightning pass. All I would do is
I would go on a ride, get off the ride,
and then get right back on. No waits love that.
That's the best. But like I said, not enough rides,
very odd. And then we went to Universal Studios that
was also fun. And I will say this now, there
weren't enough rides at this one either. And when I

(02:44):
say rides, you're like, yeah, physical roller coasters. There's too
many of these motion screen ones, which are fine, but
I like to physically be in a roller coaster. The
attention to detail that they put into Super Mario Land
super Tendo Land is I want to go there so
fucking nuts. It's insane what they have built there.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I crave to go to Super Mario World. I think
that would be an absolute blast. Do they have a
Hogwarts like area to that one as well?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So they do have a giant Harry Potter World I
went on. They had one physical roller coaster and then
one where Harry takes you around for quiddage and all
the spooky stuff. I don't fully understand the Harry Potter stuff.
I did enjoy my time there. Once again, attention to
detail with you know, Disneyland and Universal is crazy with

(03:36):
what they do with all these rides. But yeah, the
Mario stuff is nuts. And I also I loved the
Jurassic World ride. That was great too.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Ooh nice. Yeah, I remember the classic one down in Orlando.
It's it's very good. It's your right. It's like a
you know, whitewater raft basically, and you go through the jungle.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's go through the jungle. You have Dlaphosaurus is spit
in your face. Yes, oh, I I'll say I'm a
little disappointed they swapped out the Tyrannosaurus attacking you with
one of their mutant dinosaurs. I just fucking hate mutant dinosaurs.
Bring back the original Just give me t rexes. Also
credit to Chris Pratt because he is talking to you
at both of these theme parks. You can hear him

(04:16):
on the on the speakers of both because at marvel Land,
Star Lord, Jurassic World, Wranglin Raptors. Oh I did bring RAFFI,
my son, five years old, forty three inches tall, brought
him on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride, and that
is what Tower of Terror used to be. I didn't
tell him what it was. As he was dropping the

(04:38):
first time, He's like, I hate this.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, it doesn't seem pribed for a young child.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, especially someone who like he likes roller coasters, he
likes other rides. I don't think he knew that this
was a type of ride that you're just gonna be
brought up and dropped.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
So caught him by surprise.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
He got off, He's like, never bring me on that again.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Never did that.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I said, maybe in a couple of years you'll like it,
but right now, go hang out with Groot because Groot
was just walking around.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
There's damp. We had an auction over the weekend and
the Big Cellar for three point six y five million dollars.
Darth Vader's lightsaber from the original trilogy the highest auctioned
Star Wars sale ever.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's interesting to me. I feel like Darth Vader's mass,
How did the helmet be worth more than Yeah, like
the helmet would be worth more than the lightsaber, but uh,
you know that makes sense. Maybe the helmet hasn't gone
on for sale in a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, if I'm thinking of things that I would like
to buy from the original trilogy, it would be Darth
Vader's helmet, it would be the puppet Yoda. Maybe the
Chewbacca suit, but that's someone in there and they're sweating
a ton.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, maybe Han Solo's gun.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Han Solo's blaster would be great. Maybe the the miniature
because they used to do all of like the miniatures
for the battles and stuff. Maybe in eighty eight. Maybe
the Millennium Falcon. Maybe something like that.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah. So if you had just won Powerball recently, which
was way more money than I'll ever be able to fathom,
if you could buy one prop from any movie outside
of Star Wars, what do we get?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
It'd be a batsuit, it'd be a batsuit, or it'd
be a batmobile. If I'm looking at specifically Star Wars,
I think because that helmet would be it's really easy
to display. That's the thing though.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
But maybe the Yoda puppet.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
If if I hit the power Ball, I would buy
K two.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
So o oh, that's a good one too.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
And have him just like in the foyer of my home.
He would greet the people that entered.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
And then the other big piece that was really advertised
for this auction was Toby Maguire's Spider Man suit from
Spider Man two. It sold for almost three hundred K,
and I did bring this up on a news dump
a couple of weeks ago. I think if I were
to buy a Spider Man suit from one of those movies,
I'd want it to be one of those torn up

(06:59):
ones at the end of the movie when he's been
beaten to shit.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, like one of the ones from No Way.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Home, No Way Home, or when he's fighting the Green
Goblin in the first Spider Man movie and he's been
stabbed multiple times.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't know that I would go with the Tobey
maguire suit, but I agree with you. I want one
I want that's worn, that's been used.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, Like if I'm buying one of Captain America's shields,
I would love the one from Civil War that Black
Panther scratched through, or.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
The one that's like broken.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
If I'm buying I mentioned like a Batman suit. But
if I'm displaying something, I think the Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman
suit from Batman Returns that is it's a then a beauty.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Then you put your put it on a nice lucky
lady friend and you know, oh everybody's cooking.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
They end up dying because they're vacuum sealed into a
leather suit. Doue over in the box office this past weekend,
not much going on. We are in the movie dump
time of year, September October. Nothing really cooked, but The
Conjuring last rites eighty three million domestic, the highest in

(08:04):
the series, one eighty seven worldwide. Hamilton in a re release.
I think it's the one that was put on Disney
Plus during the pandemic. They just took that and put
it on the screen. That made ten million.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Nice good for them. Yeah, I actually kind of want
to see this Conjuring movie. My guy Jermaine Wiggins was
talking it up to me, so I may have to
go check it out.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
At some point. He's doomsday. So many people talking doomsday
right now. Channing Tatum one of them, and he said
that doomsday will blow minds. Also, he is going to
be dumping the full Cajun accent for the movie. That
makes sense. He did it for a comedy. You now
need to take this a little more serious. Also, I

(08:45):
would assume for him, he's like, Okay, I get to
play Gambit in a serious fucking movie. Now, that must
be something too. Obviously, he had his movie that got
dumped a couple of years ago, and then he said
that he's in a big fight, a big fight in
this movie with Doctor Strange. I'm sorry, Doctor Doom. Sorry
Doctor Strange had been cool too, both would have been cool.

(09:07):
That would be they both have magic, they both have magic.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, it'll be It'll be interesting to see how they
how they use Gambit. I'm I'm excited. Like, look, I'm
just kind of like looking forward at this point. I
didn't love the Fantastic Four as much as many others did,
so I'm kind of just like waiting and waiting for
the next big movie and hopefully it really knocks my
socks off.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
That was all via Variety. Let's stay with Doomsday News Doom.
Ryan Reynolds was asked if he'll return as Deadpool in
Avengers dooms Day. He said, I haven't stepped foot on set.
That's about as far as I will go on that one,
and that once again gets into the theory that maybe
he's not in the movie, but there is a Deadpool

(09:49):
stand in, much like in his ex or much like
in Deadpool too. When you open the door you have
all those X Men cameos. Maybe there's a Deadpool cameo
that Ryan Red's voice is the character. Maybe he's just going.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
To get one of those other versions of Deadpool, yeah,
or like something like that.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Maybe, but Dogpool, there's too much smoke around it that
Deadpool will most likely be in this movie.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I feel like they have to introduce them at
this point. They're really trying to introduce everything one way
or another. He will be like either teased or brought
in fully.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Or even you know, when they introduce the X Men
and they're like, do you have any more team members
and they think like, oh, Deadpool. No, we shouldn't ask
Deadpool something like that.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, he'll definitely be mentioned.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
David Harber says that Avengers Doom's Day is gonna be
really good.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Thank you, David Harbor. I hope you're right.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Don't set up the expectations too much like great, no,
no exceptional, no, really good though, the Hall of really good.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's gonna be. It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Saying that the Russo Brothers have a special sauce. There's
something about the layers in which they put the comedy, drama, surprises,
scale and the epicness all that stuff. It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh see see now now as I'm reading into this,
it's just his way to suck up to the directors
so they can get more screen time. That's all this is.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well more, I'd assume more screen time in the second one,
Like everything in this one's already said. Fair news did.
Chris Evans was at the Toronto Film Festival and he
looked fucking jacked. Is his Captain America coming back?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I hope not. I think it's like you're trying to
move forward with your universe and introduce new people and
new teams and new leaders. Like I don't know. I
guess it's possible they're bringing our DJ back one way
or another. So I guess it's, you know, not out
of the realm of possibility. But he could also just
be jacked for a different movie or a different say
I just want to be yoked up.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, it's too old, too old to just be jacked
for life.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I mean, you know, the Rock is huge.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well we're getting into the Rock in one second. But
oh so, first off with Chris Evans, with Captain America,
you have possibilities, maybe a Captain Hydra, maybe a bad
guy that he could step in as. But also one
of the rumors is that Doom or a bad guy
or something is going back because he fucked with the timeline,

(12:15):
so he might just appear when he is with Peggy
in the seventies or something.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, I mean that makes sense again, like it's just
one of those small, like cameo type deals. I don't
put that past the.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Motal because also, and you know, Kang is obviously gone.
But one of the theories behind Kang he says an
ant man that he faced someone with a hammer, and
one of the theories is that he went and he
found Captain America who had the hammer.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
With thors hammers. Yeah, that would be cool.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
So you just mentioned Dwayne the Rock Johnson. This has
nothing to do with Marvel, but he is very very
thin now. Actually he lost a lot of weight.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, so he bulked up extra for that role in
the the UFC Fighter movie that he's in that's getting
Smashing Machine. Yeah, and then like after that he has
trimmed down quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, because he is going to star in an adaptation
of Lizard Music. He is gonna play a seventy year
old man whose best friend is a seventy year old chicken.
This is directed by Benny Saftie and the story follows
a boy who discovers intelligent alien lizard musicians living secretly
on Earth.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, all right, and that's why he's thin. Okay, good
for you. Rock that sounds that sounds wise.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
So my guess if he's doing he's also doing the
Mawana live action movie. Gotta be worrying prosthetics for that then.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, like you gotta be thick like in the in
the in the the movie characters.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
And I might be wrong, but I think actual lore
around Maui is that he is a thinner demigod. So
maybe they go with what actually interesting?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, maybe so I see sings You're Welcome. I don't
really care.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
He's a great singer, You're welcome news Depe mom Holland
spoke about the future of his Spider Man and said,
in terms of my future in the character beyond this movie,
I don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Didn't he say this already like once before the last time,
before we knew he was making more Mondeah.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
He talks about console like I'm gonna take a year off.
I'm gonna take some time off, and then he signs
on for three movies a year.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah. I mean, if the money's right and he wants
to keep doing it, he's just gonna keep doing it.
This is just his way of not being noncommittal, but
allowing the door to be open.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
He also says that he actively searches on the internet
to see what people want from Spider Man, because it's
really important to know what fans want from these movies.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I mean, if that's true, that's great, Like, that's what
we want, a lot of times we want to be serviced, Goose.
Sometimes we want a little fan service in our movies,
and we want to enjoy them.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Speaking of not the main actor, but a character that
will be featured in the next Spider Man movie, Mark
Ruffalo as the Hulk, he said that he has yet
to see the script, which is good because he usually
spoils the movies.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, that's he's too busy doing task. That's what he's doing, right, task.
He's up with that.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, I mean, but granted, we already know that Hulk Punisher,
and we think Yolena Belova will also be popping up
in this movie, which kind of kills the street level stuff.
But we'll see what happens, you know, we'll see. Here's
to hoping news. Dupe James Gunn said that he has
finished writing the scripts or yet the script for Man

(15:17):
of Tomorrow. He is now in the lengthy stage of
rewriting and polishing it, and also Peacemaker season two directly
sets up Man of Tomorrow. Nicholas Holt, of course, played
Lex Luthor. He is ready to start filming. Reports say
this movie will see Superman and Lex teaming up to
take on a bigger threats.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, I'm really hoping it's like brainiact that they have
to team up and fight. I think that would be phenomenal.
H But I also it just I'm very happy that
James Gunn is so gung ho about this. Gun I
just it also yeah gun ho. It also just really
pisses me off that we're gonna get a second Superman
movie before I even get to see the Batman two,
which came out like four years ago. Like, I'm just

(15:59):
it's really frustrat.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Now I would assume that, you know, obviously it takes
a Superman prying a little bit to get Lex to
buy into this, and then once Lex is in like
a mech suit, he's gonna be like, oh shit, I
should fight Superman myself.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Exactly at the end of the movie, he'd be like, Oh,
this suit's strong enough. I could put Kryptonite in it and
fight it myself.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
We were shared online a screenshot much like the fighting
menu of Street Fighter. We know the cast of the movie,
and the one that really sticks out is fifty cent.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah. That's kind of cool. I like that.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I like this, I like the graphic. I'm not sure
how so maybe the movie will be great because Mortal
Kombat's pretty great, so yeah, maybe they like that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
You just gotta make it fun, like, don't don't take
it too serious, be kind of dumb with it, make
it fun, make your characters like mimeable, and it'll do great.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Look at Mortal Kombat. Uh, Mario is really simple, fun
for kids, Sonic really simple, mostly fun movies. Do that
with all your video game stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I love the Super Mario movie. By the way.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Big fan News Jump Saturday Night Live has shared its
cast for season fifty one, so we know who is
joining and also who is leaving. The big name is
Heidi Gardner. After eight years, she is off the show.
But that's what they should be doing, is after six

(17:24):
to seven seasons, you should be recycling and moving people out.
The big name that stands out to me now, first off,
I do like Emil Joachim, who was on for one season.
I hated Devin Walker. I thought that he's one of
the worst performers they've ever had. He was on for
three seasons, could barely read the que cards. Michael Longfellow
is someone that I thought would maybe not this season,

(17:46):
but eventually take over the weekend update desk. He has
a real dry sense of his humor. He delivers jokes
and if they don't hit, he'll sit in the awkwardness,
kind of like a Norm McDonald's. But he's off the
show after for two seasons. Very disappointed.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Now do you still watch this regularly like every Saturday
Sunday's YouTube?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, it just it doesn't hit quite the same way
At East Well.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I think an issue too, so they still have eighteen
cast members. You're not gonna build any stars if you
have eighteen people in and.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Out, Like, yeah, it's too many.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
So you can hit every gender and race, which is
what they are trying to do. Now, if you just
have a dozen people, why do you have eighteen people
in the cast?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Too many cooks in the kitchen gives way too many cooks.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
You can't build stars like a Will Ferrell, Eddie Murphy.
They were in smaller cast. Look at my favorite cast
is the Bill Hayter, Andy Samberg, Jason Sedeika's cast. Great,
there's like eight or nine people in that cast.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, and then you can have people that like fill in,
Like if there's like one person's in for a season
or something, that's fine, but you need to tighten it up.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Speaking of Andy Samberg, people are comparing it to Lonely Island.
But SNL is breaking up the Please Don't Destroy Boys,
that is Ben Marshall, Martin Hurley he and John Higgins.
Marshall is joining the actual cast, Hurley he is gonna
remain a writer, and John Higgins is out. And what

(19:16):
they're doing. People are comparing it to Lonely Island, where
Andy Samberg in the cast and Akiva Shaffer and Yorma
Tacomi were both writers. But I'll say this, I think
SNL with both of these groups got it right. Shaffer
and Yrma both really good writers. They both direct now. Also,
I just caught The Naked not yeah, the Naked Gun

(19:38):
last night. I always confused the fucking titles in the movies.
I caught Shaffer's The Naked Gun last night. Eighty five minutes.
Nothing overly lolling, but consistently funny, consistently joking. This is
the yes, the Liam Neeson Pamela Anderson joint.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
So when you have a chance to see that, I
do recommend it. Colin, Jos and Michael are both back
for weekend update. The season starts on October fourth. News
Dope the Paper This is the Office spinoff is now
available on Peacock. I am an episode and a half
in and I think I like it.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, so I haven't started it yet. I'm gonna kind
of wait for a few episodes to come out so
I can kind of binge it because that's the mood
I've been in lately. But I am excited to try it.
And I see the commercials all the time, especially watching
football and stuff, and it seems like something I would enjoy,
so I'm going to give it a show.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
There is one character, sorry, there's two characters that I
do not like. I don't like Oscar. I hate his
inclusion in the show.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Also, there is someone that runs this office before they
add Redhead McGee over there. Her character feels completely forced.
I don't care for her at all. What I like
about this is that now they run a newspaper. And
maybe this won't hit with everybody, but there's there's some
decent inside news jargon that has made me laugh.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Okay, I'm into it.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Ready for it because he he joins a local paper
that doesn't have any local reporters, so it's pretty much
all content farming and needing wires. So you you kind
of deal with this too when it comes to sports. Yeah,
we have to get articles up. I don't know, just
fucking grab something from like the AP, grab something from
this exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, just make a story out of it.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
We'll figure it out, do I've got a trailer for
Wake Up dead Man. This is a knives Out story.
This is set to be released on November twenty sixth.
I think that is Thanksgiving or around Thanksgiving on Netflix.
The Stars Josh Brolin as I think a priest. I'll
just say he's a church guy and he dies.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay, knives Out relatively decent hit rate.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Like, Okay, I love the first one. I don't care
for the second one. Let's see who wins the series.
This is a three game series. Rubber matches split. This
is the rubber match right here.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
You better throw your ace.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Look the cast, well, the cast in the second one
is great too.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Wee doesn't get get Garrett Crochet or we get in
Dustin May Like that's the difference.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
He's MP Matey McConaughey said that he is open to
reprising his role as Rust Cole for another season of
True Detective. I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
No, I think you should let it lie as it is.
It was one of the great single seasons of dramatic television.
Like it was fabulous. Leave it the way it is.
Do not come back and ruin it, because that's surely
what everybody will do, is they bring something back, they
ruin it and it makes it worse for everybody.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Speaking of bringing something back, news dimp Mike o'caine is
coming out of retirement at the age of ninety two
for Vin Diesel's the last witch Hunter.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Two of all people, Vin Diesel, that's who you're coming
out of retirement.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
For so he is someone he was already an accomplished
actor in England before doing Jaws four. So he did
Jaws four and whenever he is asked about he says,
you should see what that movie bought me. That's true,
he bought a house. He's like, the house is beautiful.
I'm curious if he's doing this to buy another house.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Oh maybe oh, maybe he's trying to buy his kids.
Actually it would be his like great grandkids a house.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Or maybe he's he's preparing to buy the Darth Vader
helmet or the Chewbacca suit.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh great call, goog, great call.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I doubt know when the auction is, but I'm going
I need to be ready. This is always preparing for
the Chewbacca auction sale.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I always need to be ready.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Newsed up coming out in August of twenty twenty seven.
Bluey the movie they're focusing on making a movie.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, cool, hey, good for good for the kids. Kiddos
will love it. I bet they'll enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
My kid never got into Blueing. He'll watch it. He
thinks it's fine. Just never really got into see like
a paw patrol kid, or he was a Paw Patrol kid.
Right now he's running through Phineas and Ferb.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Ooh nice, that's a great, great show. Doofen Schmertz, Perry
the Platypus. When I get it, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I watch it. I'm like, what came out first? This
or Ricken Morty, because this seems like I did. Okay,
that did so Phineas and Ferb.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Originally its original run was when I was like a
I think it was like when I was like a teenager,
maybe like right around like fourteen ish or so, and
so then it kind of went away, and I think
now it's come back.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's so similar. It's a kid version of like a
Rick and Morty. It's so yeah, yeah, it's tremendous. It
was damp and finally out on Netflix right now. I
think it's about a week old. If you don't want
any spoilers, jump off join us. At the end of
the week, I saw so catfish colon.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
No, it's unknown number colon a high school.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Cat Okay, this thing this ninety minutes. Like I said
in the headlines, I swore at my TV when they
announced or they told us who was doing the catfishing.
Now the story is about two teenagers who were getting
texts constant text.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
For they were dating boyfriend girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Twenty months twenty months teenagers, freshman I believe at the time.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Correct, Yeah, yeah, fourteen year olds with.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
The unknown number telling the girl, the young girl, to
kill herself, to leave the boy.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
That doesn't gi him enough BJ sending a.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Lot of sexual stuff, yes, really sexual stuff. It's in
a small town in Michigan. And because it's a small town,
the high school is well it's not even a high school,
it's a fucking school. It goes from like pre K
to twelve, so it goes K to twelve. And because
it is a small town, everyone in that class is
being accused of sending these texts. So they run through

(25:36):
like a dozen people that were accused of it, and
they're having their phone analyze everything else, and you find
out who it is and what I hate about it
and what I hate about myself. I hate this about myself. Now,
obviously if you follow the news, you would have already
known who the person was. This came out a couple
of years ago. But they's the first line of the documentary,

(25:57):
which is how I'm gonna say that from now on
because a mom at the end of this said documentary
the funniest I've ever heard documentary. If he writes this documentary,
I'm like, no one's ever said it that way. Maybe
I'm saying it for the copy. I'm like, am I
saying it wrong? I don't know, documentary, but they's the
first line of this documentary is parents get too involved

(26:23):
in the lives of these teenagers. They told us in
the first minute who the bad guy is, and the
bad guy is the girl who was getting the texts mother,
this fucking lady, And first off, I do want to
take a shot at this documentary as well. They gave
this lady way too much screen time, allowing her to

(26:47):
explain herself.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well, So that's my biggest issue with this gu is
I think it's an excellent documentary and Hall of Fame
moment for police bodycam footage, because when the guy walks
into the cop walks in to talk to the mother
about this all time moment like phenomenal. But then I
was like, oh sweet. I was like, oh cool, we
got our resolution. This was real quick, nice tight, sixty

(27:09):
minutes or whatever. And I looked and there was still
thirty five minutes left.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Because they told us at like fifty five minutes they
told us right there.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I was convinced, Goo, I was in a tailspin because
I was convinced that like the husband also had to
be involved, like that's why he was able to handle
it with such composure, like kicking her out of the
house because he was also in on it. And I'm like,
there has to be another twist, and there just never was.
It was thirty minutes of this psycho lady explaining to
us why it was.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Totally okay when she now just first off her blaming
her trauma. Obviously trauma sucks, but like you tortured two
children for yous. You tortured two fourteen year olds and
then also within your web ruined the lives of other
kids who were involved in this.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
And then then that Chloe girl, the cousin.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
When she said she sits back with her dumb no chin,
it's just mouthened a neck and she's like the sloth.
That was my first I actually pulled up a picture.
I'm like, she looks just like this.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
She says, you've all broken the law. And then she's like,
you drove drunk, you did this, you did that we're
all the same. No, we aren't. How dare you? How
dare you?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Do you want to know what I know? Do you
tell children to kill themselves?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
She was telling her daughter to kill herself, her own daughter,
and she was obsessed with her daughter's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And that has to be it, right, Like, the one
thing they didn't tell you outright, but like clearly was
almost inferred, was that she was sexually enamored by her
daughter's boyfriend. Had to be.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
And I know that they were trying to hold it
because they didn't want, you know, that to be in
the first hour. But when the boy was then talking, well, yeah,
she was very handsy and she would cut my steak
for me and do all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's like so weird.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
You could have dropped those crumblets in the first forty
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, but that would have given it away. They can't
do They.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Gave it away in the first minute, true, fair point.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well, like, but like you knew it had to be
a parent right the entire time you're watching it. It's like, Okay,
there's no way. First of all, kids don't actually talk
like those text messages. But that's not how they actually talk.
And then so like I knew, you knew it had
to be somebody older, and then it was just it.
I can't I still cannot believe it was just her
own fing mother.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Like right before, as the FBI guy is going through
the numbers, my wife looked at me, my lafe, and
she says, who do you think it is? And I'm like,
I honestly have no idea. It might be the principle,
Like that was like the only one that I could
possibly think of, Like maybe it's the Maybe it's the principle.
I don't know. And then as they revealed it's the mother,
I let out the biggest oh fuck you too much television,

(29:53):
both at her and to myself, like what are you doing?
It was right there in front of us, And as
she was explaining herself constantly, every time that she was
explaining why she did it or like a new layer
to it, I was flipping off my television. I was
so mad this entire documentary.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Good you and I had the exact same reaction. I
immediately said, oh, you could fuck right off. And that's
I probably said that six times with the final half
hour of this thing.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Also, the mom's sister, the aunt, had a Charlie Brown
Lucy tattoo on her wrist of Lucy pulling the football away,
and I was obsessed with it. I couldn't stop staring
at it. Anything that she said, I couldn't even hear it.
I was just staring at Charlie Brown on her wrist.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
And I love how she was just randomly introduced to
the final thing.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
There.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Had to try and paint the mom like she's a
normal human being, like what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Well, at first she did it, and then she's like, yeah,
she was a fucking Weirdoh yeah she was.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
She loved attention.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Dear God, that Catfish though, that was so good.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I coo as a huge proponent of the original tell
tlevision show Catfish on MTV and all Catfish stories. Give
me eject all of these into my veins. I love
them so much.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Now, if I'm giving this a rating, I'm probably going
like thirty to thirty two because this, like the surprise,
is definitely worth it. But you could have tightened it.
You could have given her less screen time. Also, there
is a part at the end of this documentary where
so they give us different videos and interviews of the
daughter telling us stuff and it looked like the last

(31:32):
clip of the daughter saying that she still loved the
mother was from years ago as opposed to her more
recent interviews, as if they were playing I feel like
she had changed since that interview.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Interesting, Yeah, I didn't catch that the way.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
You did because she has two different outfits on and
she looks a little different. She looks older in one
compared to the other.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah. Interesting, I may go I may have to go
back and check that out and see it, but which
would be kind of a weird ready to do it.
But like because she clearly seemed like she had like
Stockholms Stockholm syndrome.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
It was a munch hounding, munch housen, munch housing. Yeah,
munch housing there were, which is exactly what it is
where she's trying to have her be dependent on the mother.
So what a wild time, What a wild time?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Insane? Yeah, I would go thirty three dogs. It was
very low budget, but the the reveal alone is worth
like thirty hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
The reveal, God, damn it, man, I'm so mad at myself,
so so mad at myself. It was there, It was
right there, news dope,
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

24/7 News: The Latest
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.