March 18, 2025 • 48 mins
It's bracket season once again and this year we present to you a very special #MarchMACness! We’ve created a bracket of 64 food mascots for you to choose from and decide the best of all-time!
Who go snubbed? What mascot is too high? Do you got what it takes to win this year's MARCH MACNESS?!
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Who go snubbed? What mascot is too high? Do you got what it takes to win this year's MARCH MACNESS?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Over the weekend, we were heading over to a little
shindig at the Mac Household, the senior of the Mac household.
It was a celebration of my good friend, my work associate,
Jeffrey McNamara, right across the way here. He had gotten
a promotion at work, so my wife had said to
me we should get him a gift. And this had
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never occurred to me as something that anyone would do
for anyone else, So as a grown man does, we
went to the comic book store, the adult toy store,
and as we walked in, there was a beautiful green
Ranger dragon flute sitting right there on the counter, shouting
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its name at me, shouting Jeff's name at me, and
my wife said, oh, is that something that Mac would like?
And I'm like, well, that's not just something. That's the
Green Ranger dragon flute. That's what he uses to sum
in the dragon sword. And then she put her head
down and said, Okay, let's find something else.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But on my Christmas list since nineteen ninety five, you know,
and finally my good pal Goo got it for me.
So unfortunately I don't have it in hand right now.
It's still at my father's in safekeeping. I've put it
in a safe at my dad's, you know, to make
sure it gets well protected. But I'm looking forward to
displaying that very soon.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So once again, the great work associate that I am.
Because I have never paid Mac a cent for this podcast,
where I have made millions, we are now even because
I got him a beautiful for display and for use.
You can play this the dragon fluke.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It makes noise.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
On the counter. Next to the dragon flute was a
beautiful life size sculp of Lord Z's head and I
thought Mac would also like this, and my wife laughed
at me for that too, him like, no, Mac would
have liked this Lord Zed sculpt.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah. The difference is I can shred the dragon flute
when women come over, you know. I can't really do
anything with the Z's.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You can practice kissing. Speaking of Power Rangers, I just
got back into the show with my son. We watched
the pilot and we also watched the first episode of
Green with Evil. The pilot. Outside of the Power Ranger
stuff like let's take them with the powers out of
(02:16):
it is fucking electric. It is them as teenagers might
be the best thing there is. There are no better
duo in television history, and we didn't give them enough
praise during our Bully Brackets or our Bully Top ten.
Balkan Skull are amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's a great theme song.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You know when they're coming, and when they're there, they
don't know what to do. When they're there, they're just
kind of playing it off like that it's their first
day on the job.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They're both thirty eight years old too. It's just a belief.
I also love like Angel Grove is a great name
for a town like in a in a sci fi
show like this, it's it's they did all the outside things,
all the things they needed to add to the Japanese footage.
They crushed.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And then Amy Joe Johnson, Oh my lord, first episode
she's doing gymnastics.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Love that not love bad.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Then with the Green with Evil episode, you immediately buy
that Tommy Jason, David Frank could step in there and
kick all the rasses.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Is it that the end of season one or the
middle season?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Middle of season one? Okay, I want to say like
twenty episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
In sure, Sure, in the ninety episode season.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's kind of weird that Rita waited so long to
play the I of My Own Power Ranger card, but
I'm not here to pooh pooh her ideas.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I still maintain
I think believe it was twenty seventeen or twenty eighteen
when they rebooted this franchise on the big screen. It
was pretty solid, really strong entry like set up to
what was going to be a new power ranging universe,
and uh, it just it just never came to fruition.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Make my monster gray fucking baboo fancy. My son must
have been so impressed that I knew all their names.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
One good, three, Yeah, job three, King of Queen, Marl Street.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Entertain I'm good and I am mad.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No more time to waste, because we have here possibly
the most not only this show, this was pointed out
to me on social media, not only the most important
episode of this show, but maybe podcast history.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah. I totally agree with you. And uh, we've been
teasing it for about a week now. We finally are
bringing thanks for showing up, bringing you our hashtag. March
Macnus twenty twenty five. We've been doing a pool or
this isn't a pool? What is this? What is this
a bracket?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
A bracket?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We've been doing a bracket. Now, for like eight years,
i'd say, we've been coming up with something somewhat fun,
and this year Goo kind of stumbled onto the idea
of mascots. And then once he went down the rabbit hole,
a mascot rinks rabbit hole, we said, you know, we
don't need sports, so no sports mascots. This is all
food or food adjacent product mascots. And the way we're
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going to kind of do it here, I guess you can.
You can advance who you would like, but essentially imagine
if these mascots were going to fight each other, and
that's how we're going to decide who the winner is.
In our mascot madness.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We honestly don't care how you vote. We honestly don't
care who wins. It's up to you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, you can. It's it's your money and you need
it and how you can decide how you want to
spend it. We have four regions, of course. The first
region is what I have aptly called the Mac and
Me region due to the dance scene in the McDonald's
in mac and Me. This is our fast food region.
(06:18):
We'll have sixteen fast food related.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But to be fair, though, the snack slash candy region
could also be called the Mac and me region because
he eats a lot of skittles.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yep, that's true. That's a very good point there. The
second region that will eventually face the maca Mea region
in the final fours, the Joe Camel Region. Joe Cammel
great mascot. Could really work them into a food related.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're not allowed to eat cigarettes, no matter how hard
you want to.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And smoking's for the olds. Joe Cammeil's for the old.
So this is more old school food mascots. You know,
this is your father's favorite mascot. On the other side
of the bracket, we have the get Out region. If
you'll remember the iconic ceial scene from get Out. Uh,
these are Cereal mascots, sixteen serial mascots, and I thought
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Cereal fit quite nicely with the snack region Goo. The
they'll face a snack region in the final four, the
Rex Ryan Region. Let's go get a goddamn snack, So
there'll be sixteen snack related mascots there.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All right, Mac, before we get started, let's do our
theme song. Put on your jacket. It's time for uh
Mac and Goo bracket. That's pretty good, right. I thought
of that in the way in because it gets a
little chilly sometimes when we're talking. You don't like that once?
Would I try another one?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Simple?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Try not to whack it. Mac and Goo bracket, Yeah,
because you know people get pretty aroused when they hear
on podcasts. Yeah yeah, put away your racket. So Mac
and Goo bracket. There's a couple more things that rhyme
with bracket. If you want me to keep going, yeah, no, just.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Play them all when when you post the episode, just
play all sixteen.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
We're gonna to cut the ones that don't work, all right, Max,
So which region do you want to start with?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Let's start with the Mac and Me region.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
This is the fast Do you want to do the
seeds one through sixteen or do you want to do matchups?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Now we'll do the matchups. We'll do the matchups here
in the Mac and Me region, the fast food region.
You have the one seed Chuck E cheese, the Giganturels
Entertainment cheese. He's taking on the sixteen seed, the sponge
Monkey from Quizno's a Goo favorite.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, both of them are Goo favorites. You know me,
I am a Chuck E Cheese Bronze member. I go
at least twice a month. And what's also great about
Chuck E Cheese is that if you fill out a
survey after going, you get thirty three minutes of play.
I am stacking up free play right now to go
with my forty plays per visit. I am swimming in plays.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Credit credit to Goo. You're just really clean.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm almost got to break even point. And the sponge Monkeys, yes,
ankusno subs because they are good too.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You're just getting one sponge monkey though, so that's gonna
be a tough battal uphill climb for the sponge Monkey
versus Trials Entertainment Cheese.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I guess my question to you is how large is
Chucky Cheese. Is he like a three four foot mouse?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, you've seen the animatronic he's like seven foot.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So we're going with that now. I will say, though,
is that when you're in Chuck E Cheese, they don't
have the animatronics anymore. They have a screen and then
they have a fella in a mascot and the size
of that mascot varies depending on who is inside of it.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the seven foot animatronic. That's terrifying.
That's our one seed here your eight to nine matchup.
The winner will probably take on Chucky Cheese is Colonel Sanders,
of course from KFC and the Chick fil a Cow.
There's a good chicken matchup at the eight and nine
turn here. And I gotta say Colonel Sanders was the
toughest seeding in this bracket because clearly Colonel Sanders, big
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Second Amendment guy. You know, it's gonna have a lot
of fire.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Around, but he's gonna have pissed though those are tough
to load. True wrong with his medulla, oblem got so.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, if he just gets bumped and falls over by
the cow broken hip, Colonel Sanders is out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But as he falls down, he's gonna say, well, I
never as he like dampens the sweat off of his brow.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is gonna this is gonna be a really interesting
matchup there and then our five twelve Goo, These are
always prime for for upsets. So people say, you got
Ronald McDonald, maybe maybe underseated by by some standards, facing
a uh a character I've never seen before until Goo
introduced me to him. Another McDonald's mascot mac Tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yes, mac Tonight appeared late nineties into the early two thousands.
He was the McDonald's after dinner mascot where he was
a fella. He was a nice musician, he'd wear a suit,
he'd play the piano. Here is the twist. His head
is a moon.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
His head is the shape of a crescent moon. A
lah jay leno. And so I wonder if there's a
lot of chin to defend.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
There not a Wayne and Gibbis and Ronald.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You know, he's a clown. He's got some tricks. You know,
you never know what he might pull out of his sleeves.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And I will say that over the years, it depends
on what decade we're talking about. Ronald is creepier. In
different decades, i'd say he's a little softer now. I
don't know, It depends what Ronald do you think of
in your head?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, I guess that's what's going to decide the matchup there.
The winner of that matchup will be taking on the
winner of this matchup are four seeded the King, the
Burger King against the thirteen seated Mayor mccheese. Also, I
make Donald's mascot.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So I would have had the King higher. By the
way Max seeded all these, I would have had the
King higher because the King has played in an NFL game.
The King has been on an NHL jersey, The King
has been places. The King is not afraid. The King
will wake up next to you with a big smile
on his face as if he hadn't done anything, when
we all know he did stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So yeah, if you're looking for some insight as to
how our seedings in mascot scot show.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Mind your own business. That's what we're gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Basically, Goo came up with twenty from each region, and
then I seed him and cut a couples and that's
how we got here. The King Goo, I had a
tough The top four in this region, we're all pretty
similar to me. The King, I feel like, is a
lesser version of the three seed, which is a little
more sinister. Okay, cruel, but I agree the King could
come out of this region. Mayor mccheese is fucked. He's
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he's so top heavy that hamburger is gonna fall right over.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
The only thing that I love about Mayor mccheese is
that it was a joke in Clerks the animated series,
the mayor of their town was always dressed like Mayor
mccheese because he was always coming from a costume party,
and the zipper got stuck.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
The six eleven matchup the Jolly Bee, he is, I
guess a bee's like a bee?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, guys, be.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Taking on Thenoid from Dominoes now, Thenid was an interesting
one because I don't really know what the nooid could do.
If you told me the noid could do all sorts
of stuff, i'd agree with you. So I could see
the eleven seed making some noise here.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well, Thenoid, you can't avoid, and he's always trying to
ruin your pie, right right right, I might take the Nooid.
The Nooid's annoying is shit.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I wouldn't mind that one. The winner of that matchup
takes on the winner of Jacky Box, the Jack in
the Box mascot, facing the fourteen seed. Little Caesar, a
small Caesar Pza pizza has weapons, but they're real tiny,
so it feels like he might just annoy it maybe
overseas well.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
He has a spear, but there's usually two pies at
the end, so he either has to eat the pies
off or dump the pies. If it's a little Caesar pie,
I just throw the pie away.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Honestly, I'm getting some John Wickian vibes from Jack Eye
so high. So I really like the the Jackuye box
in this region. Your seven to ten matchup Wendy from Wendy's.
We could have had Dave Thomas, but he's also.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He's a spokesman, though I would say more than a mascot,
and even Wendy. I'm not even sure I would have
put Wendy on there either, I'm not even so. Just
like the cartoon Wendy, or the or the middle aged
redhead that they popped in or the young uh, the
young redhead that they used for a couple of commercials,
you didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Really stick to your rules when it came to spokesman
of mascots. You were real fast.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Rules are hard and fast.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But Wendy, she's got a pulls both thumbs. She's a
seventh seed facing our ten seed. The Arby's oven mittol
another thing that maybe it's got powers, maybe it's got
special abilities. I could see the overn mid smothering Win.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It has to it has to be powerful, right, It's
an oven mitt and it's always dealing with the smells
of Arby's. Nothing's gonna stink.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
The owner of that matchup takes on the winner of
our two to fifteen matchup, our two seed Grimace of
course from McDonald's, and our fifteen seed Jokiano Taco Bell.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I don't know what it says, na gadget. It's Yo
Kido Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Read a book, Yo Kiato Taco Bell talk Bell Dog
deserves to be on the list. I think Grimace is
going to stop out the top.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Are you gonna argue that he's more of a spokesman?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So, Looking at these numbers right here, number one, A
good way to avoid the nooid is to put a
little plastic table in your pizza box. Then no one
can ruin your pie.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's I think we just squashed the noid, right though,
we just stepped on the nooid.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think this region is gonna come down for most
people to chuck e cheese versus Grimace.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That'll be your I think Grimace is the winner here.
I think that Grimace, if you're looking at that, the
all powerful being that is Grimace, he is going to
take down everyone Because I feel like chuck e cheese.
People might picture different versions of chuck E cheese in
their mind. Grimace is one purple blob.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, but Grimace is slow chuck E. Who's gonna have
the agility advantage? You know, Grice might have the strength advantage,
but I'm not even so sure about that. I'm not
gonna doubt the mouse.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'm also looking at the Arby's oven. Mitt. You don't
want that thing doing hand stuff to you.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Good, Moving on to the Jim. Move on.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
A couple of the mascots that did not make this
region real quick.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Mac.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
We had the Carl's Junior Happy Star.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That was a tough one.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
We had the Hamburglar, yep. We had the chicken thing
for McDonald's, the little the little chicken thing, what is it?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, quite honestly, I would have included the Hamburglar here,
but I could tell how passionate you were about Mac
tonight and Mayor mccheese. So those two made it on that.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We honestly could have just done all McDonald's ones. They've
done an amazing job with their mascots.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Hamburglar is an omission, but whatever, we got four mcdonals.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Also, they used to have those they were the like
the puppet chicken nuggets. Sure, sure they were always on there.
And then of course from the early nineties through maybe
the ninety five there was Pizzahead who was It was
reminiscent of that the cutout bill thing from snl oh no,
you'd throw the pizzahead around it with land players don't
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squash oh no, which also then reminds you of Josh
Server from all that. It's pizza Boy exactly. No, he
was earboy. Don't put that on the record. Josh Server
was earboy. Kel was pizza Face. Katrina was Ross Perraut.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm glad you clarified all that moving.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I don't joke to be emailing the show calling me
out for my mistakes.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Our joke Camel region features old school foods, foods that
have been around forever. H shit, your parents probably eight
when they were seven. Our one sixteen matchup is the
Jolly Green Giant from Green Giant Vegetables and the Giant
Well of the opportunity to stomp out our sixteen seeded
gerber baby.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And Turner Cook is what's the name that? And Turner Cook.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And Turner Cook is the name of the Gerber.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
This is my favorite matchup of the entire bracket. A
jolly green giant and a baby god.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Speak to the Gerber bab be the jolly green Giant,
Will we take it on the winner of the eight
to nine matchup? Here you have Fudgie the Whale from
Carvel taking on the fishermen from Gordon's. This is a
real back.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
What an amazing matchup you have done. What the Moby
Dick scenario that you have created?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
So this is gonna be a real who's who of
eight nine? Is right there.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He's trying to make fish sticks. He cuts up this
whale and realizes that it's filled with ice cream.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Our five to twelve matchup, I had no idea how
to seed Betty Crocker, so I just put some respect
on our name. She's the five seed taking on Duggin
Donuts his own Fred the Baker, which you fought for
tooth and nail to get in here, even though he's
not a mascot.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So number one, Fred the Baker, it's time to make
the donuts. Number two. I'm surprised that you didn't flip
this a little bit to have Fred the Baker going
up against Siren the Starbucks mascot.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
No no, no, no no, because that could happen next round.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, all right, is as long as we're on the
same page. One of the best Fred the Baker things
is that when they were about to retire him first.
So there's a bunch of good Fred the Baker things
they're about to retire him. SNL did a very odd
sketch where John Lovettz played Fred the Baker and he
opened it up. He said, for years it was time
to make the donuts. Now it's time to die, because
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that's what retirement is, you're just getting ready to die.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I thought it was pretty apt. Betty Crocker Frosting Sweet
Treats against Fred the Baker from Duncan Dunnets. So there's
your first round matchup there. Like gouj just brought up
our four to thirteen matchup, which will face the winner
of that prior one is the Starbucks Siren, which he
mermaid looking thing against the Stork Jovenie the Stork from
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Plastic Picture. Jim Mermaid, I sneaky liked the prospects of
the Starbucks Siren here because she could be like a
Pokemon powerful here. I don't know what she can of
can't do.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, but Javney the plastic pickle stork is always smoking
pickles like their cigars, which is something that I do
every time I eat a pickle.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'm gonna move on from that conversation. Our six to
eleven match this chef Ettore boy R and d Tony
hect I gotta fix the spelling on him before you
put this, uh this Bracketilee. I mispelled his name. Yeah,
eventually I just called him Hector instead of Ettore, which
was just he is taking on the eleven seated Larry
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the Quaker Man. So there's a real old school matchup
right there, and.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
There is no shot here for Larry the Quaker Man.
What is he gonna use? A rake? Chef it Toni.
He has the fine utensils to make it the most
delicious Italian foods.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Listen, listen. If you're out there, you're listening, you're thinking
Quaker Man greater than chef boyar D. You're stop listening
to the podcast. You're not for us.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh my goodness, he turned me into Ravioli's.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Our three fourteen matchup is another glove that's right Lefty,
the glove from Hamburger helper facing off against the Umbrella
girl from Morton Salt the fourteen.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
She has no shot and I just talked up the
Arby's mint for a while. This lefty glove carrot sign
facing over the Arby's mit.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I agree, I agree, and you see that in the
seating here. Left of the glove got a three Arby's.
I'm gonna make out of ten. But hey, maybe they
share some abilities. I don't know. Maybe you'll see an
all glove final four on that side of the bracket.
Your seven to ten matchup here, gou is Miss Chikita
from Chiquita Bananas against the ten seed Charlie the Tuna. Starkis.
That's a real good, real strong that is Matt.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
And of course you missed Miss Chakita's title, which is
the first Lady of Fruit.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There you go, So that's a fruit v. Tuna there.
I also considered Gordon's Fisherman against Charlie the Tuna in
the first round, so that it.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Could have been a nice three way.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
If we could ever figure that out. Moving on to
the very bottom here, our final matchup in the first
round of the Joe Camel Region Kraft Mac and cheeses
chees Asaurus Rex, the two seed against the fifteen seeded
Pillsbury dough Boy, Poppin Fresh dough Boy.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
May I stop you right here?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, go ahead, good.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I don't appreciate you putting chees Asaurus Rex, which I
believe should win this entire thing pup against. You might argue, Okay,
this is an easy matchup for a cheesy dinosaur to
take on a little piece of dough. But people know
popin Fresh. People love pomp and fresh pop and Fresh
might take down our champion in the first matchup.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I think the one to two potential Elite eight matchup here,
jolly green Giant versus chees Asaurus Rex. It's a matchup
of the century. It is all time great matchup.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You have to think about this too, is that chees
Asaurus Rex has worked with the best in pop culture history.
He has had tie ins with Nintendo, with cartoons, with
all the things that children love. They've all worked with
cheese Asaurus Rex. He's had them on their boxes, he's
been in their commercials. Cheese Asaurus Rex deserves your respect
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and do not overlook chees Asaurus Rex.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't know if anyone's overlooking cheese a Saurus Rex.
I just felt like Jolly Green Giant is still more
notable despite all of those things you said.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
And I'm not even sure if this is their catchphrase,
but I'm gonna guess it is.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, it ain't easy being cheesy, all right? How about
that at Rhymes You've been in the writer's room at Cora.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So we had five mascots that did not make the list.
We had Horatio, the Bumblebee. That's bumblebee Tuna. That makes sense.
I would take the whatever the other one the dolphin
over him anyways, Cookie Puss. Cookie Puss is a nice
one because I like to say puss. Only reason why
I had them on the list. Spuds Mackenzie, there's a
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dog that like to drink beer. I think I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
How beer really worked into this.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That was a whole because I was looking at the
Budweiser frogs, the Clydesdale's, all the dogs that are in
all the other commercials.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Uh. Post Malone. Also, I don't know if he's a
spokesman or a mascot who.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Knows well he's borderline both.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The slim gym guy who would always yell hey night.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
See if we were doing spokesman. You could work in
macho man.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Macho man, but he is not a mascot. Do not
refer to him as a mascot. And then also the
this guy should have made it in here because he's
tough to shoot, because when you shoot right at him,
you go right through his tummy. And that is the
Wizard of O's from Spaghetti O's. Moving on to the
right side of our pulled up. You grew up in
the projects. You ate tons of spaghettios.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Pj's we like to call him.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You ate tons of spaghettios, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I was speaks fan of spaghetios with hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah, So why are you poo poo? And the
Wizard of O's you don't even eat him up, You
just eat him cold out of the can.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
He was seven. He's got the zero seventeen matchup.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, what's next?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Moving on to the right side of our bracket, the
get out region, the Cereal Region, our one sixteen matchup
Tony the Tiger. Of course, you gotta put the Tiger
number one against Chef Wendell from Cinnamon toast, crunch to
sixteen seed.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So both of them have also dabbled in some other
cereals or some other flavorings of their cereals. You have
Tony the Tiger who also has his chocolate frosted flakes.
So you have Chef Wendell who has also worked with
French toast crunch, which I would say delicious. They should
have more of that.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
That is good.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is tough because Chef Wendell is a pretty well
known mascot that people might give a little something toward.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, because no one knows his name. That's the issue.
No one knows his name, Chef Wendell. He's just the
old guy on the box.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
These little glasses.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Tony the Tiger will be taking on the Cookie Crisp matchup,
our eight to nine matchup, Jarvis the Wizard from Cookie
Crispian way back lean against the more modern Chip the
Wolf Cookie Crisp matchup right.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So, I believe it was in the seventies or maybe
the eighties where Jarvis the Cookie Crisp Wizard was the mascot.
Maybe they weren't selling well, maybe wizards aren't where the
children are at, and they said, let's get ourselves a
dog that is also a burglar, I think, and he's
always trying to steal your cookie, Crisp, which sounds like
half of the other mascots.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I mean, wizards are powerful, right, but because I don't
know who the fuck Jarvis the Wizard is like, I
had to bump them down a little bit for the
sake of this eight to nine matchup. And of course
we know my stance on wolves. Most things in this
bracket could be a wolf. The wolf's lucky. It got
a nine seed.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And it's just one wolf.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It's just one. It's one. It's a lone wolf.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
So what if Jarvis is not a real wizard, He's
just someone who fancies himself as a wizard. So he
is a that's a weaker older man without magic.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I guess. I guess I'll cross that bridge when we
get to Okay, I have twelve match up Lucky the
leper Crown, of course from Lucky Charms facing off a
Cornelius the Rooster from Cornflakes the twelve seat.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I mean this is an easy one, yes, Lucky small
but leprechauns have magic, and when he has a pot
of gold in his sights, there is no telling what
he will do.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And Cornelius Rooster is a big rooster, but I agree
Lucky the leprechrown should smoke fucking a dumb rus.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I watched a nice YouTube video last night on the
on the early days of cereal preparation for this podcast,
if you will, and it was both cereal companies with
corn flakes. They both said, okay, we have corn flakes.
These are supposed to be healthy breakfast options. And what
one of them did, and I think it was cornflakes
the Cornelius one is they took a bag of sugar
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and dumped it on there and they won the competition.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Does instantly make the corn flakes better because sugar's good.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Sugar equals better.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You are four to thirteen matchup in this It contained
the one mascot that you said you would quit the
podcast if it didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Ours so close to ending this podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Our four seed. The Honeycombs is crazy craving which I
mentioned Pokemon earlier. Looks like a Pokemon. I don't know
what you would call it. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Honeycomb. Honey called me one honeycomb. This thing was tweak, it.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
A little like it's it's got arms and legs, but
it's a big furry thing as well.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's got a snout, it's a ball, it's a hair ball.
Then you have arms and legs popping out of it nobody.
You then have the one thing that might hurt the
crazy craving. It has human teeth. If it had more
of a jagged june. It has human teeth. If it
had more of a pointy tooth, that would help it out. Also,
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I feel like he's very easily distracted. If you find
a way to get him honeycomb, Yeah, lass over, he's
gonna he's gonna yield. He's gonna yield his time. He's
gonna yield the floor. Also credit him. He had an earring.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Luckily for him. His first round matchup the thirteen seat
is the smacks frog. Dig him the frog, so fat
chance there.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Him dig him. The frog has a pretty deep voice,
so who knows what he's working with.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Our six eleven matchup, we got another bird here of
a bird on bird matchup. Actually Sonny the cuckoo bird
who's cuckoo for cocoa puffs, the sixth seed against the
eleven seed. Two can Sam now too cant Sam is notable,
But I feel like the cuckoo bird much much more
cuckoo than Too Can Sam.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Are you going for energy or are you going for cunning?
That's what I would say. If you're looking at pure energy,
pure maniac energy, it's Sonny the cuckoo bird because he's
cuckoo for cocoa puffs. But I will say is that
when two can Sam does catch just a whiff of
fruit loops, he starts to go a little cuckoo himself.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
So it's your it's your job as the listener to
figure out who's more cuckoo there.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's a longer snout, longer snout, by.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
The way, that's true. That's true. The winner of that
matchup will be taken on the winner of the three
fourteen matchup. Frankenberry are three seed against the fourteen seed.
You get Snap, Crackle and Pop, so you get a
little three way action going on here. The issue is
they're we, they're we, they're tiny.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
They're little guys. I didn't so personally, I don't like Snap,
Crackle or Pop. I wouldn't have had any of them
in there. I understand that you think that they're notable
and they should be in there. When I think of Crispy's,
I think of Coco Crispy's I think of Coco the Monkey.
I would have gone Coco the Monkey.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, well you get snap, crackle and pop and you'll
like it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
How about that Frankenberry. While his cereal not that popular
because it's a seasonal cereal, I do think.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
It's a good cereal though it's just not one you
think to buy.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's still a Frankenstein.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, it's still a franken Stein.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's still a Frankenstein.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Serious damage here, you definitely come out of this region. Uh.
Your seven to ten matchup at the bottom of the
bracket here Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch against the that's the
seventh seed against the tense seed, the tricks Rabbit. So
you get a lot of cuckoo type characters in this
bracket that on the right day, the underseed of the
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underdog might take out Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I would just say that if Horatio Magellan Crunch gets
within arm's length of the tricks Rabbit, it's all over,
because what he's gonna do is he's gonna grab this rabbit,
open its mouth and then shove his jagged cereal into
his mouth and just carve up the top of his
fucking gullet.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
That's a strong point. It's a good finish.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
We should have thought of finishing moves for all of
our mascots.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You, as the listeners, could confuse.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Go on to social media right now, email in, go
through all sixty four of these and send us sixty
four finishing moves, or.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Send us one real high quality video of you doing
a finisher that you've mocked up for one of these cares.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
That's even better send us Yeah, so obviously no, Actually,
don't tell us the mascot do the finishing move and
then let us guess.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
The Tricks Crunch winner is going to be facing our
two point fifteen winner, the two seeded Count Alfred Schocula.
I learned today that his name is Alfred against the
fifteen seeded Buzz the bee from a honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
He's too nice. He's too nice of a bee. He's
always trying to lower your cholesterol.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
My biggest issue here, as i I Tony Tiger had
to be the one seed. The siding between Count Chocula
and franken Berry for the two and three was very
difficult because Count Schocula can have like supernatural stuff, But
Franketstide is sort of the same as well, so I
don't know. Well, that matchup will get decided in the Sweet.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Six Chocula is on the shelf year long, so I'd
give him the edge over Frankenberry. He is the most
popular of the monster mascots. Also, look, he has a
little obsession with chocolate. Who among us does not.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I could see Franki Berry coming out of there, though.
You still got Crazy Craving. With Crazy Craving, potential Sweet
sixteen matchup against Tony the Tiger might win the whole region.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, so while I go Crazy Craving, I fucking love
Crazy Craving. Honey, I know the people out there. They're
gonna go Tony the Tiger.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
You also have Lucky the Leprechaun against Crazy of the
Craving in round two. That's a tough matchup. Craving has
got a tough road.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
How do you have it written down? Do you just
have Crazy Craving as the mascot?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I put it in parenthesis, honeycomb.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh, by the way, we're gonna do these poles on.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
X yes, yeah, get out so we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Get twenty five votes a pole because no one's on
X anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Moving to our fourth and final region the bottom right here,
our Rex Ryan region. Let's go eat a goddamn snack
and somehow the one seed is a drink. Our one
sixteen matchup the kool Aids Man mock.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Don't mock the mascots, they're sugary drinks. That is a snack.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
The kool aid Man taking on the sixteen seed in
California raised and you can get as many raisins as
you want. I don't The limit does not exist. You
get raisins you want.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
They get all the raisins in the world, whether they
be from California or from anywhere. I don't care. You
can have every raisin versus the one kool aid Man.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yep, ko aid Man sticking that down.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yes, kool aid Man will be.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Facing the winner of our eight to nine matchup, mister Peanut,
the eight seed versus the nine seed Twinkie the Kid.
Very similar mascots in how they're built here, so I'm
interested to see how that one's gonna play out.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald smythe for those of you keep in
track at home, that is mister Peanuts name. Mister Peanut
has a monocle, he has a top hat, and he
has a stick. I do believe that his weapons would
help him against a different mascot. But Twinkie, the kid
I'm pretty sure is always a cowboy and has a lasso.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Get a lasso on a cowboy hat. But the the
mister Peanuts cane might be able to just poke right
through the Twinkie skin. You know.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, but Twinkies can survive a zombie pok Ellipse.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's it's a good point. Yeah, it's a good eight
to nine matchup, right there, really good matchup.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Very strong.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Our five to twelve is Yipes, the zebra from Fruit
Straight Gum. That's the five seed against the twelve seeded
mister Owl TOUTSI roll Pops.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
This is such an amazing matchup because who among us
can last more than five seconds? Yipes is just like us,
loses its flavor immediately and the Owl gets three chumps
and then it's TOUTSI roll pop is gone.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah. This is whoever finishes first when it's this.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Matchup, which is how I treat every night at my house.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
The winner or loser, depending how you want to look
on that matchup will be taking on the four first
thirteen matchup Chester Cheetah from Cheetos, our four seed against
the thirteen seeded M and m's I'll give you, I'll
give you a red and yellow. You can maybe take
on a third op.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
No, no, you only get the red and yellow. We're only
doing red and yellow. And it's the larger ones, the
ones that have met Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yes, yeah, and they're taking on Chester Cheetah.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Does he need Cheetos to kind of get him going?
Like that's his energy? Bumpy.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I almost think he's like a Cheeto peddler.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
He's a cool dude, cool kids.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
He has sunglasses. I think he is a skateboard He
definitely wears shorts. Sometimes. I think he might say it's
not easy being cheesy.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Can work that into multiple things.
Here our six to eleven match up here is the
slush Puppy Chili Dog six seed taking on the eleven
seed Punchy. That's the Hawaiian punch little character with the
red hair. He looks like a little guy he's serving.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
He looks like he looks kind of like Tito from
Rocket Power. That's how I think of him and then.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Chili dog kind of skateboards, cool looking dog.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It's a little little rocket power match up here. I
really like the slushpuppy dog six seed here.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
How much of the uh of the sugary syrup would
you put into your slush puppy as a kid?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Uh, I would break the pumps rule all the time.
It would be like, if you're taking a large cup,
three pumps or four pumps, I'm doing double fuck you.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Mac would just take the thing of syrup home with
them as opposed to getting any ice. I was more
of a Richies slush guy. I never liked slush puppies.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Oh I love slush puppies. I do really like richies
as well, but it's they're different. They're different because you
can't eat Richie slush with a straw. You gotta like
scoop it.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Well, No, Richies, you have to have those red straws
with a little tip at the end. That's almost like
a spoon.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Garbage.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Slushpuppies are terrible, No fuck you.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
The first twenty percent of a slushpuppy is amazing. Okay,
our three fourteen matchup, we'll take it on the winner
of Punchy vers Chili Dog, the three seed and Icy Bear.
That's right, the Bear, Chok and Icys against the fourteenth scene,
Ernest j. Keebler the elf, who I feel very.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Sorry I feel very sorry for. I mean, you have
a snowboarding, fucking polar bear over here, one of the
coolest things you could possibly do, versus a little elf
that lives in a tree, and you know you always
fire code wise, should you be baking cookies in a tree?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I don't know, that's a good question. I'm sure. I'm
sure they have fireproof the tree. Somehow, I'm not sure
they're elves.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I feel like they try and skirt the law.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That's the other thing too. Elve's got a little bit
of magic, you know, a little bit of things going
on there. So I see, if I see gets his
head stuck in the hole in the tree, he might
be in trouble there.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
So that's its only way of winning is if it
gets too anxious and it tries to attack inside the tree.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Our seven to ten matchup is the nest Quick Rabbit
Quickie Rabbit, our seventh seed against the tenth seed Julius Pringles,
the Pringles.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Guy aka mister p and I believe it. The Pringles
guy is someone that could come out of this region
a little lower of a seed, but it's a floating
head with a mustape.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
The Quickie Rabbit is sort of what the tricks rabbit
becomes when he can't afford tricks anymore. Now he's got
to buy nest quick he's more strung out. I really
like I really like the Quickie Rabbit here.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
This mascot battle is the name of my sex tape.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
The winner of the seven to ten matchup will be
taking on the winner of the two fifteen matchup. We
got the polar bears or bear from Coca Cola take
you on the fifteen seed lemonhead?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Question for you now, I don't think this affects the
first round. Are you picturing Mama bear or baby bear?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You gotta go Mama Bear.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Mama bear.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You could have those two bears helping you out maybe
and maybe in your finisher.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I don't because yes, baby bear takes on the lemon
head pretty easy. Oh oh wow, you know what children do,
not like the sour taste of lemons.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I am really looking forward to the sweet sixteen potential here.
You could have the one verse four Kool Aid Man
versus Chester Cheetah and the two verse three Coca Cola
Polar Bears versus the Icy Bear. You have a Bear
two three matchup there, and both of those could win
the whole age.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
So some of the characters that did not make this
region is the woman on the box of sun made Raisins.
We put the Morton Salt Girl in there, so we
feel like we've done enough Nerds. I think nerds could
have made this. The thousands of little nerds.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I don't know how you were trying to work nerds
into this.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Really the greatest creation of all time. They said, Okay,
people love nerds. Everyone loves nerds. People love sour gummy
candy as well.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Nerds rope, you famously or infamously once traded me Larry
Fitzgerald in fantasy football when we were like fifteen or
sixteen for a Nerds rope and a Blue Power raid.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Definitely worth it on both ends. Yeah, and that Floyd
D Duck. This is the this is the punk duck
from Bubble Yum.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I don't know it's not I can't picture it.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Look he's no yipes, he is no fruit striped zebra.
Let's get that are clear on this, but this duck's
all right?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, okay, fair enough, all right, Max.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
So we just quickly go through the regions and just
tell me, give me who you think wins, and then
give me a dark horse.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
All right, Well, I just close the bracket, so let
me open it back up.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Okay, while you're opening back up, I will get into
mind in the fast food. I think Grimace wins, but
as a dark horse the King, and it's a four seed,
not much of a dark horse, but I think the
King has a lot to offer.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I mean, I would first of all like you to
call him Grimace, which is his actual name.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
What am I saying?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You've said it like three different ways, Grimace, grimas Gromise.
I think it's either Chuck E. Cheese or Grimace. That'll
be the Elite eight matchup. I think those are two
heavy hitters there. I don't know who's gonna take that down.
I wouldn't doubt though, if we hit an if we
hit a certain conservative population of our of our listenership,
the Colonel Sanders makes it all the way to the
final four. There the Joe Camo region, go, this is
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our old people match up here. It better come down
a jolly green giant and Che's a sorous wrecks it
happened to because that's an all time matchup.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And don't get me wrong, I think that I think
Lefty has something to offer. You always get surprised by
your left hand. And then I love the first round
matchup of Gordon Fisherman and Fudgie the Whale. I do
I mean cheess a saurus Rex. Don't disrespect Che's a
saurus Rex.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
I think the Starbucks Siren has real upset potential getting
too the final four. There is if we start baking
in some abilities.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
For that witchy type thing, then I think that people
have a bias against Starbucks in general, and they're not
even gonna get it out of the first round.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
So do you think people are gonna pick up Fred
the Baker as our Cinderella story here?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Then I might I love Fred the Baker.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Our get out region, the serial region. Your top seeded
Tonthy Tiger could end up in the Elite eight against
either Count Chocula or Frankenberry. I think that's really the
main matchup there. But if people buy in to what
Goo is selling them over there, the honeycomb crazy Craving
guy could go on a run as well.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I love Crazy Craven. I love him. It's my favorite
out of all Like my favorite mascot out of all
of these is Crazy Craving.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And I feel like there's a lot of people that
have no idea what this thing is. Our Rex Ryan Region,
our fourth and final region, the Snacks. You have kool
Aid Man, which I think is going to have a
hard time not getting to the final four. It's an
iconic and it's big. It's just it works out well.
But if it doesn't get there. You do have Chester,
the Cheetah in the Sweet sixteen, and you have the Bears.
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You have the Icy Bear in the Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Even in the eighth Seed. I think that Bartholomew Richard
Fitzgerald smythe has a chance of poking around.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Okay, all right, you know I never Nipe's just a zebra,
colorful zebra.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
No, I'm aware, But I don't think he has the
lasting ability. I don't think that he'll be able to
do it. But mister Peanut, he seems like he seems
like a butler, right, kind of like an Alford that
secretly has training in the military.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I really should have made it so that a slushy
chili dog had a way to face the winner of
the tutsio pop and fruit stripe. I should have done that.
Just things that run out of flavor quickly.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Let's get into and max could be anything that could
be a boat. And we are here to tell you
right now that these brackets, the one that I am
physically holding in my hand right now, they are available
on all of our social media. Is what we would
like you to do. And yes it's tough to get
access to a printer. Well, you can go on your
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you print it out, you do whatever you have to do,
fill out these brackets, send it back to us, and
then on Thursday we will start our March Macnus voting
on X and we will decide the best food mascot.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I think I got the kool Aid Man taking the
whole down. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
This is tough because I do believe people are gonna
go nuts over the Jolly Green Giant and Tony the
Tiger Jesus Saurus Rex versus crazy craving in the final
for me, oh two verse four two four has that
ever happened. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Sure it does.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
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Speaker 1 (45:48):
I was gonna say that I'm supporting Fred the Baker
right now with my large iced cold brew. But we
all know that Fred the Baker is rolling over in
his grave knowing that Duncans slashed the Donuts off it's name.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, yeah, I don't care for that. He can't even
call it D and D anymore.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's almost I could imagine say it. Fred was still
employed when they had slashed the name. He would show
up to work one day and then they'd be like, hey, Fred,
turn around.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
You think they would make him shave his mustache.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
You're from a bygone era. We don't need your donuts anymore,
although we do sell donuts.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Take your white ass back across fucking eight mile.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
That's what they would say to Fred Theebaker teapublic dot
com merch. You can buy what Max wearing right now.
Mac has a mean goose sweater.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Throw him back. As as I'm getting prepared to move,
I'm going through stuff and I was like, oh, what'd
you look at that?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I need to throw stuff away again?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Actually yeah, I do as well. Here here I have
a question for the folks, anyone that has moved recently.
This is my first time moving ten and a half years.
Do you have any advice because I am not looking
forward to it. I'm really dreading my weak or so
of moving.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Have you found someone that owns a truck or are
you gonna rent a truck?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
No, I'll just rent a box truck for half a day.
For the big stuff. That'll be I honestly like as
far as big stuff goes, like a couple dresser's desk, bed,
couch like that.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Will be iron Man and finally Gauntlet.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, that's what it's that's all. Being in the same
spot for ten and a half years, I've accumulated so
much shit that I just got to go through it
all and either throw it out or bring it with me.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Do you need to get a separate moving truck for
all of your funk O pops? No?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Probably just bring those. I have packed those. It's like
five boxes of funkos. Those will Those will be some
of the first things moved into the apartment.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Ah. Nice. Is there a chance that you set up
your studio first and then slowly move in like the
rest of your house.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yes, that's all I ask for, all right, So thank
you for listening. Go to social media's right now. Print
these out and fill them in, send them back to us,
take a photo scan it. Everyone has printers around them.
That's what I'm realizing right now. So do that, and
then voting starts at the end of this week. Thank
you for listening. Tuesdays or gousdays. I abuse kangaroos. Now
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it's time for tampoline's and uh trimpopoline Timburton.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Excuse me, tripopolis.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
I had a crazy craving stroke right there.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Please flip the cassette over to side b to continue
the adventure.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Now it's time for girls jumping on trampolines.
Over the weekend, we were heading over to a little
shindig at the Mac Household, the senior of the Mac household.
It was a celebration of my good friend, my work associate,
Jeffrey McNamara, right across the way here. He had gotten
a promotion at work, so my wife had said to
me we should get him a gift. And this had
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never occurred to me as something that anyone would do
for anyone else, So as a grown man does, we
went to the comic book store, the adult toy store,
and as we walked in, there was a beautiful green
Ranger dragon flute sitting right there on the counter, shouting
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its name at me, shouting Jeff's name at me, and
my wife said, oh, is that something that Mac would like?
And I'm like, well, that's not just something. That's the
Green Ranger dragon flute. That's what he uses to sum
in the dragon sword. And then she put her head
down and said, Okay, let's find something else.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But on my Christmas list since nineteen ninety five, you know,
and finally my good pal Goo got it for me.
So unfortunately I don't have it in hand right now.
It's still at my father's in safekeeping. I've put it
in a safe at my dad's, you know, to make
sure it gets well protected. But I'm looking forward to
displaying that very soon.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So once again, the great work associate that I am.
Because I have never paid Mac a cent for this podcast,
where I have made millions, we are now even because
I got him a beautiful for display and for use.
You can play this the dragon fluke.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It makes noise.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
On the counter. Next to the dragon flute was a
beautiful life size sculp of Lord Z's head and I
thought Mac would also like this, and my wife laughed
at me for that too, him like, no, Mac would
have liked this Lord Zed sculpt.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah. The difference is I can shred the dragon flute
when women come over, you know. I can't really do
anything with the Z's.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You can practice kissing. Speaking of Power Rangers, I just
got back into the show with my son. We watched
the pilot and we also watched the first episode of
Green with Evil. The pilot. Outside of the Power Ranger
stuff like let's take them with the powers out of
(02:16):
it is fucking electric. It is them as teenagers might
be the best thing there is. There are no better
duo in television history, and we didn't give them enough
praise during our Bully Brackets or our Bully Top ten.
Balkan Skull are amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's a great theme song.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You know when they're coming, and when they're there, they
don't know what to do. When they're there, they're just
kind of playing it off like that it's their first
day on the job.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They're both thirty eight years old too. It's just a belief.
I also love like Angel Grove is a great name
for a town like in a in a sci fi
show like this, it's it's they did all the outside things,
all the things they needed to add to the Japanese footage.
They crushed.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And then Amy Joe Johnson, Oh my lord, first episode
she's doing gymnastics.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Love that not love bad.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Then with the Green with Evil episode, you immediately buy
that Tommy Jason, David Frank could step in there and
kick all the rasses.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Is it that the end of season one or the
middle season?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Middle of season one? Okay, I want to say like
twenty episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
In sure, Sure, in the ninety episode season.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's kind of weird that Rita waited so long to
play the I of My Own Power Ranger card, but
I'm not here to pooh pooh her ideas.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I still maintain
I think believe it was twenty seventeen or twenty eighteen
when they rebooted this franchise on the big screen. It
was pretty solid, really strong entry like set up to
what was going to be a new power ranging universe,
and uh, it just it just never came to fruition.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Make my monster gray fucking baboo fancy. My son must
have been so impressed that I knew all their names.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
One good, three, Yeah, job three, King of Queen, Marl Street.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Entertain I'm good and I am mad.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No more time to waste, because we have here possibly
the most not only this show, this was pointed out
to me on social media, not only the most important
episode of this show, but maybe podcast history.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah. I totally agree with you. And uh, we've been
teasing it for about a week now. We finally are
bringing thanks for showing up, bringing you our hashtag. March
Macnus twenty twenty five. We've been doing a pool or
this isn't a pool? What is this? What is this
a bracket?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
A bracket?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We've been doing a bracket. Now, for like eight years,
i'd say, we've been coming up with something somewhat fun,
and this year Goo kind of stumbled onto the idea
of mascots. And then once he went down the rabbit hole,
a mascot rinks rabbit hole, we said, you know, we
don't need sports, so no sports mascots. This is all
food or food adjacent product mascots. And the way we're
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going to kind of do it here, I guess you can.
You can advance who you would like, but essentially imagine
if these mascots were going to fight each other, and
that's how we're going to decide who the winner is.
In our mascot madness.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We honestly don't care how you vote. We honestly don't
care who wins. It's up to you.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, you can. It's it's your money and you need
it and how you can decide how you want to
spend it. We have four regions, of course. The first
region is what I have aptly called the Mac and
Me region due to the dance scene in the McDonald's
in mac and Me. This is our fast food region.
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We'll have sixteen fast food related.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But to be fair, though, the snack slash candy region
could also be called the Mac and me region because
he eats a lot of skittles.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yep, that's true. That's a very good point there. The
second region that will eventually face the maca Mea region
in the final fours, the Joe Camel Region. Joe Cammel
great mascot. Could really work them into a food related.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're not allowed to eat cigarettes, no matter how hard
you want to.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And smoking's for the olds. Joe Cammeil's for the old.
So this is more old school food mascots. You know,
this is your father's favorite mascot. On the other side
of the bracket, we have the get Out region. If
you'll remember the iconic ceial scene from get Out. Uh,
these are Cereal mascots, sixteen serial mascots, and I thought
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Cereal fit quite nicely with the snack region Goo. The
they'll face a snack region in the final four, the
Rex Ryan Region. Let's go get a goddamn snack, So
there'll be sixteen snack related mascots there.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All right, Mac, before we get started, let's do our
theme song. Put on your jacket. It's time for uh
Mac and Goo bracket. That's pretty good, right. I thought
of that in the way in because it gets a
little chilly sometimes when we're talking. You don't like that once?
Would I try another one?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Simple?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Try not to whack it. Mac and Goo bracket, Yeah,
because you know people get pretty aroused when they hear
on podcasts. Yeah yeah, put away your racket. So Mac
and Goo bracket. There's a couple more things that rhyme
with bracket. If you want me to keep going, yeah, no, just.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Play them all when when you post the episode, just
play all sixteen.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
We're gonna to cut the ones that don't work, all right, Max,
So which region do you want to start with?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Let's start with the Mac and Me region.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
This is the fast Do you want to do the
seeds one through sixteen or do you want to do matchups?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Now we'll do the matchups. We'll do the matchups here
in the Mac and Me region, the fast food region.
You have the one seed Chuck E cheese, the Giganturels
Entertainment cheese. He's taking on the sixteen seed, the sponge
Monkey from Quizno's a Goo favorite.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, both of them are Goo favorites. You know me,
I am a Chuck E Cheese Bronze member. I go
at least twice a month. And what's also great about
Chuck E Cheese is that if you fill out a
survey after going, you get thirty three minutes of play.
I am stacking up free play right now to go
with my forty plays per visit. I am swimming in plays.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Credit credit to Goo. You're just really clean.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm almost got to break even point. And the sponge Monkeys, yes,
ankusno subs because they are good too.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You're just getting one sponge monkey though, so that's gonna
be a tough battal uphill climb for the sponge Monkey
versus Trials Entertainment Cheese.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I guess my question to you is how large is
Chucky Cheese. Is he like a three four foot mouse?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, you've seen the animatronic he's like seven foot.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So we're going with that now. I will say, though,
is that when you're in Chuck E Cheese, they don't
have the animatronics anymore. They have a screen and then
they have a fella in a mascot and the size
of that mascot varies depending on who is inside of it.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the seven foot animatronic. That's terrifying.
That's our one seed here your eight to nine matchup.
The winner will probably take on Chucky Cheese is Colonel Sanders,
of course from KFC and the Chick fil a Cow.
There's a good chicken matchup at the eight and nine
turn here. And I gotta say Colonel Sanders was the
toughest seeding in this bracket because clearly Colonel Sanders, big
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Second Amendment guy. You know, it's gonna have a lot
of fire.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Around, but he's gonna have pissed though those are tough
to load. True wrong with his medulla, oblem got so.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, if he just gets bumped and falls over by
the cow broken hip, Colonel Sanders is out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But as he falls down, he's gonna say, well, I
never as he like dampens the sweat off of his brow.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is gonna this is gonna be a really interesting
matchup there and then our five twelve Goo, These are
always prime for for upsets. So people say, you got
Ronald McDonald, maybe maybe underseated by by some standards, facing
a uh a character I've never seen before until Goo
introduced me to him. Another McDonald's mascot mac Tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yes, mac Tonight appeared late nineties into the early two thousands.
He was the McDonald's after dinner mascot where he was
a fella. He was a nice musician, he'd wear a suit,
he'd play the piano. Here is the twist. His head
is a moon.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
His head is the shape of a crescent moon. A
lah jay leno. And so I wonder if there's a
lot of chin to defend.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
There not a Wayne and Gibbis and Ronald.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You know, he's a clown. He's got some tricks. You know,
you never know what he might pull out of his sleeves.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And I will say that over the years, it depends
on what decade we're talking about. Ronald is creepier. In
different decades, i'd say he's a little softer now. I
don't know, It depends what Ronald do you think of
in your head?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, I guess that's what's going to decide the matchup there.
The winner of that matchup will be taking on the
winner of this matchup are four seeded the King, the
Burger King against the thirteen seated Mayor mccheese. Also, I
make Donald's mascot.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So I would have had the King higher. By the
way Max seeded all these, I would have had the
King higher because the King has played in an NFL game.
The King has been on an NHL jersey, The King
has been places. The King is not afraid. The King
will wake up next to you with a big smile
on his face as if he hadn't done anything, when
we all know he did stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So yeah, if you're looking for some insight as to
how our seedings in mascot scot show.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Mind your own business. That's what we're gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Basically, Goo came up with twenty from each region, and
then I seed him and cut a couples and that's
how we got here. The King Goo, I had a
tough The top four in this region, we're all pretty
similar to me. The King, I feel like, is a
lesser version of the three seed, which is a little
more sinister. Okay, cruel, but I agree the King could
come out of this region. Mayor mccheese is fucked. He's
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he's so top heavy that hamburger is gonna fall right over.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
The only thing that I love about Mayor mccheese is
that it was a joke in Clerks the animated series,
the mayor of their town was always dressed like Mayor
mccheese because he was always coming from a costume party,
and the zipper got stuck.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
The six eleven matchup the Jolly Bee, he is, I
guess a bee's like a bee?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, guys, be.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Taking on Thenoid from Dominoes now, Thenid was an interesting
one because I don't really know what the nooid could do.
If you told me the noid could do all sorts
of stuff, i'd agree with you. So I could see
the eleven seed making some noise here.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well, Thenoid, you can't avoid, and he's always trying to
ruin your pie, right right right, I might take the Nooid.
The Nooid's annoying is shit.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I wouldn't mind that one. The winner of that matchup
takes on the winner of Jacky Box, the Jack in
the Box mascot, facing the fourteen seed. Little Caesar, a
small Caesar Pza pizza has weapons, but they're real tiny,
so it feels like he might just annoy it maybe
overseas well.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
He has a spear, but there's usually two pies at
the end, so he either has to eat the pies
off or dump the pies. If it's a little Caesar pie,
I just throw the pie away.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Honestly, I'm getting some John Wickian vibes from Jack Eye
so high. So I really like the the Jackuye box
in this region. Your seven to ten matchup Wendy from Wendy's.
We could have had Dave Thomas, but he's also.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He's a spokesman, though I would say more than a mascot,
and even Wendy. I'm not even sure I would have
put Wendy on there either, I'm not even so. Just
like the cartoon Wendy, or the or the middle aged
redhead that they popped in or the young uh, the
young redhead that they used for a couple of commercials,
you didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Really stick to your rules when it came to spokesman
of mascots. You were real fast.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Rules are hard and fast.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But Wendy, she's got a pulls both thumbs. She's a
seventh seed facing our ten seed. The Arby's oven mittol
another thing that maybe it's got powers, maybe it's got
special abilities. I could see the overn mid smothering Win.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It has to it has to be powerful, right, It's
an oven mitt and it's always dealing with the smells
of Arby's. Nothing's gonna stink.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
The owner of that matchup takes on the winner of
our two to fifteen matchup, our two seed Grimace of
course from McDonald's, and our fifteen seed Jokiano Taco Bell.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I don't know what it says, na gadget. It's Yo
Kido Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Read a book, Yo Kiato Taco Bell talk Bell Dog
deserves to be on the list. I think Grimace is
going to stop out the top.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Are you gonna argue that he's more of a spokesman?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So, Looking at these numbers right here, number one, A
good way to avoid the nooid is to put a
little plastic table in your pizza box. Then no one
can ruin your pie.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
That's I think we just squashed the noid, right though,
we just stepped on the nooid.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think this region is gonna come down for most
people to chuck e cheese versus Grimace.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That'll be your I think Grimace is the winner here.
I think that Grimace, if you're looking at that, the
all powerful being that is Grimace, he is going to
take down everyone Because I feel like chuck e cheese.
People might picture different versions of chuck E cheese in
their mind. Grimace is one purple blob.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, but Grimace is slow chuck E. Who's gonna have
the agility advantage? You know, Grice might have the strength advantage,
but I'm not even so sure about that. I'm not
gonna doubt the mouse.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'm also looking at the Arby's oven. Mitt. You don't
want that thing doing hand stuff to you.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Good, Moving on to the Jim. Move on.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
A couple of the mascots that did not make this
region real quick.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Mac.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
We had the Carl's Junior Happy Star.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That was a tough one.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
We had the Hamburglar, yep. We had the chicken thing
for McDonald's, the little the little chicken thing, what is it?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, quite honestly, I would have included the Hamburglar here,
but I could tell how passionate you were about Mac
tonight and Mayor mccheese. So those two made it on that.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We honestly could have just done all McDonald's ones. They've
done an amazing job with their mascots.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Hamburglar is an omission, but whatever, we got four mcdonals.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Also, they used to have those they were the like
the puppet chicken nuggets. Sure, sure they were always on there.
And then of course from the early nineties through maybe
the ninety five there was Pizzahead who was It was
reminiscent of that the cutout bill thing from snl oh no,
you'd throw the pizzahead around it with land players don't
(16:59):
squash oh no, which also then reminds you of Josh
Server from all that. It's pizza Boy exactly. No, he
was earboy. Don't put that on the record. Josh Server
was earboy. Kel was pizza Face. Katrina was Ross Perraut.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm glad you clarified all that moving.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I don't joke to be emailing the show calling me
out for my mistakes.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Our joke Camel region features old school foods, foods that
have been around forever. H shit, your parents probably eight
when they were seven. Our one sixteen matchup is the
Jolly Green Giant from Green Giant Vegetables and the Giant
Well of the opportunity to stomp out our sixteen seeded
gerber baby.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And Turner Cook is what's the name that? And Turner Cook.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And Turner Cook is the name of the Gerber.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
This is my favorite matchup of the entire bracket. A
jolly green giant and a baby god.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Speak to the Gerber bab be the jolly green Giant,
Will we take it on the winner of the eight
to nine matchup? Here you have Fudgie the Whale from
Carvel taking on the fishermen from Gordon's. This is a
real back.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
What an amazing matchup you have done. What the Moby
Dick scenario that you have created?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
So this is gonna be a real who's who of
eight nine? Is right there.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He's trying to make fish sticks. He cuts up this
whale and realizes that it's filled with ice cream.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Our five to twelve matchup, I had no idea how
to seed Betty Crocker, so I just put some respect
on our name. She's the five seed taking on Duggin
Donuts his own Fred the Baker, which you fought for
tooth and nail to get in here, even though he's
not a mascot.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So number one, Fred the Baker, it's time to make
the donuts. Number two. I'm surprised that you didn't flip
this a little bit to have Fred the Baker going
up against Siren the Starbucks mascot.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
No no, no, no no, because that could happen next round.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, all right, is as long as we're on the
same page. One of the best Fred the Baker things
is that when they were about to retire him first.
So there's a bunch of good Fred the Baker things
they're about to retire him. SNL did a very odd
sketch where John Lovettz played Fred the Baker and he
opened it up. He said, for years it was time
to make the donuts. Now it's time to die, because
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that's what retirement is, you're just getting ready to die.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I thought it was pretty apt. Betty Crocker Frosting Sweet
Treats against Fred the Baker from Duncan Dunnets. So there's
your first round matchup there. Like gouj just brought up
our four to thirteen matchup, which will face the winner
of that prior one is the Starbucks Siren, which he
mermaid looking thing against the Stork Jovenie the Stork from
(19:43):
Plastic Picture. Jim Mermaid, I sneaky liked the prospects of
the Starbucks Siren here because she could be like a
Pokemon powerful here. I don't know what she can of
can't do.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, but Javney the plastic pickle stork is always smoking
pickles like their cigars, which is something that I do
every time I eat a pickle.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'm gonna move on from that conversation. Our six to
eleven match this chef Ettore boy R and d Tony
hect I gotta fix the spelling on him before you
put this, uh this Bracketilee. I mispelled his name. Yeah,
eventually I just called him Hector instead of Ettore, which
was just he is taking on the eleven seated Larry
(20:30):
the Quaker Man. So there's a real old school matchup
right there, and.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
There is no shot here for Larry the Quaker Man.
What is he gonna use? A rake? Chef it Toni.
He has the fine utensils to make it the most
delicious Italian foods.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Listen, listen. If you're out there, you're listening, you're thinking
Quaker Man greater than chef boyar D. You're stop listening
to the podcast. You're not for us.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh my goodness, he turned me into Ravioli's.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Our three fourteen matchup is another glove that's right Lefty,
the glove from Hamburger helper facing off against the Umbrella
girl from Morton Salt the fourteen.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
She has no shot and I just talked up the
Arby's mint for a while. This lefty glove carrot sign
facing over the Arby's mit.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I agree, I agree, and you see that in the
seating here. Left of the glove got a three Arby's.
I'm gonna make out of ten. But hey, maybe they
share some abilities. I don't know. Maybe you'll see an
all glove final four on that side of the bracket.
Your seven to ten matchup here, gou is Miss Chikita
from Chiquita Bananas against the ten seed Charlie the Tuna. Starkis.
That's a real good, real strong that is Matt.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
And of course you missed Miss Chakita's title, which is
the first Lady of Fruit.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There you go, So that's a fruit v. Tuna there.
I also considered Gordon's Fisherman against Charlie the Tuna in
the first round, so that it.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Could have been a nice three way.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
If we could ever figure that out. Moving on to
the very bottom here, our final matchup in the first
round of the Joe Camel Region Kraft Mac and cheeses
chees Asaurus Rex, the two seed against the fifteen seeded
Pillsbury dough Boy, Poppin Fresh dough Boy.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
May I stop you right here?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, go ahead, good.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I don't appreciate you putting chees Asaurus Rex, which I
believe should win this entire thing pup against. You might argue, Okay,
this is an easy matchup for a cheesy dinosaur to
take on a little piece of dough. But people know
popin Fresh. People love pomp and fresh pop and Fresh
might take down our champion in the first matchup.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I think the one to two potential Elite eight matchup here,
jolly green Giant versus chees Asaurus Rex. It's a matchup
of the century. It is all time great matchup.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You have to think about this too, is that chees
Asaurus Rex has worked with the best in pop culture history.
He has had tie ins with Nintendo, with cartoons, with
all the things that children love. They've all worked with
cheese Asaurus Rex. He's had them on their boxes, he's
been in their commercials. Cheese Asaurus Rex deserves your respect
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and do not overlook chees Asaurus Rex.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't know if anyone's overlooking cheese a Saurus Rex.
I just felt like Jolly Green Giant is still more
notable despite all of those things you said.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
And I'm not even sure if this is their catchphrase,
but I'm gonna guess it is.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, it ain't easy being cheesy, all right? How about
that at Rhymes You've been in the writer's room at Cora.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So we had five mascots that did not make the list.
We had Horatio, the Bumblebee. That's bumblebee Tuna. That makes sense.
I would take the whatever the other one the dolphin
over him anyways, Cookie Puss. Cookie Puss is a nice
one because I like to say puss. Only reason why
I had them on the list. Spuds Mackenzie, there's a
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dog that like to drink beer. I think I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
How beer really worked into this.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That was a whole because I was looking at the
Budweiser frogs, the Clydesdale's, all the dogs that are in
all the other commercials.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Uh. Post Malone. Also, I don't know if he's a
spokesman or a mascot who.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Knows well he's borderline both.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The slim gym guy who would always yell hey night.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
See if we were doing spokesman. You could work in
macho man.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Macho man, but he is not a mascot. Do not
refer to him as a mascot. And then also the
this guy should have made it in here because he's
tough to shoot, because when you shoot right at him,
you go right through his tummy. And that is the
Wizard of O's from Spaghetti O's. Moving on to the
right side of our pulled up. You grew up in
the projects. You ate tons of spaghettios.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Pj's we like to call him.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You ate tons of spaghettios, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I was speaks fan of spaghetios with hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah, So why are you poo poo? And the
Wizard of O's you don't even eat him up, You
just eat him cold out of the can.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
He was seven. He's got the zero seventeen matchup.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, what's next?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Moving on to the right side of our bracket, the
get out region, the Cereal Region, our one sixteen matchup
Tony the Tiger. Of course, you gotta put the Tiger
number one against Chef Wendell from Cinnamon toast, crunch to
sixteen seed.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So both of them have also dabbled in some other
cereals or some other flavorings of their cereals. You have
Tony the Tiger who also has his chocolate frosted flakes.
So you have Chef Wendell who has also worked with
French toast crunch, which I would say delicious. They should
have more of that.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
That is good.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is tough because Chef Wendell is a pretty well
known mascot that people might give a little something toward.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, because no one knows his name. That's the issue.
No one knows his name, Chef Wendell. He's just the
old guy on the box.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
These little glasses.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Tony the Tiger will be taking on the Cookie Crisp matchup,
our eight to nine matchup, Jarvis the Wizard from Cookie
Crispian way back lean against the more modern Chip the
Wolf Cookie Crisp matchup right.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So, I believe it was in the seventies or maybe
the eighties where Jarvis the Cookie Crisp Wizard was the mascot.
Maybe they weren't selling well, maybe wizards aren't where the
children are at, and they said, let's get ourselves a
dog that is also a burglar, I think, and he's
always trying to steal your cookie, Crisp, which sounds like
half of the other mascots.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I mean, wizards are powerful, right, but because I don't
know who the fuck Jarvis the Wizard is like, I
had to bump them down a little bit for the
sake of this eight to nine matchup. And of course
we know my stance on wolves. Most things in this
bracket could be a wolf. The wolf's lucky. It got
a nine seed.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And it's just one wolf.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It's just one. It's one. It's a lone wolf.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
So what if Jarvis is not a real wizard, He's
just someone who fancies himself as a wizard. So he
is a that's a weaker older man without magic.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I guess. I guess I'll cross that bridge when we
get to Okay, I have twelve match up Lucky the
leper Crown, of course from Lucky Charms facing off a
Cornelius the Rooster from Cornflakes the twelve seat.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I mean this is an easy one, yes, Lucky small
but leprechauns have magic, and when he has a pot
of gold in his sights, there is no telling what
he will do.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And Cornelius Rooster is a big rooster, but I agree
Lucky the leprechrown should smoke fucking a dumb rus.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I watched a nice YouTube video last night on the
on the early days of cereal preparation for this podcast,
if you will, and it was both cereal companies with
corn flakes. They both said, okay, we have corn flakes.
These are supposed to be healthy breakfast options. And what
one of them did, and I think it was cornflakes
the Cornelius one is they took a bag of sugar
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and dumped it on there and they won the competition.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Does instantly make the corn flakes better because sugar's good.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Sugar equals better.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You are four to thirteen matchup in this It contained
the one mascot that you said you would quit the
podcast if it didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Ours so close to ending this podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Our four seed. The Honeycombs is crazy craving which I
mentioned Pokemon earlier. Looks like a Pokemon. I don't know
what you would call it. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Honeycomb. Honey called me one honeycomb. This thing was tweak, it.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
A little like it's it's got arms and legs, but
it's a big furry thing as well.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's got a snout, it's a ball, it's a hair ball.
Then you have arms and legs popping out of it nobody.
You then have the one thing that might hurt the
crazy craving. It has human teeth. If it had more
of a jagged june. It has human teeth. If it
had more of a pointy tooth, that would help it out. Also,
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I feel like he's very easily distracted. If you find
a way to get him honeycomb, Yeah, lass over, he's
gonna he's gonna yield. He's gonna yield his time. He's
gonna yield the floor. Also credit him. He had an earring.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Luckily for him. His first round matchup the thirteen seat
is the smacks frog. Dig him the frog, so fat
chance there.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Him dig him. The frog has a pretty deep voice,
so who knows what he's working with.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Our six eleven matchup, we got another bird here of
a bird on bird matchup. Actually Sonny the cuckoo bird
who's cuckoo for cocoa puffs, the sixth seed against the
eleven seed. Two can Sam now too cant Sam is notable,
But I feel like the cuckoo bird much much more
cuckoo than Too Can Sam.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Are you going for energy or are you going for cunning?
That's what I would say. If you're looking at pure energy,
pure maniac energy, it's Sonny the cuckoo bird because he's
cuckoo for cocoa puffs. But I will say is that
when two can Sam does catch just a whiff of
fruit loops, he starts to go a little cuckoo himself.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
So it's your it's your job as the listener to
figure out who's more cuckoo there.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's a longer snout, longer snout, by.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
The way, that's true. That's true. The winner of that
matchup will be taken on the winner of the three
fourteen matchup. Frankenberry are three seed against the fourteen seed.
You get Snap, Crackle and Pop, so you get a
little three way action going on here. The issue is
they're we, they're we, they're tiny.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
They're little guys. I didn't so personally, I don't like Snap,
Crackle or Pop. I wouldn't have had any of them
in there. I understand that you think that they're notable
and they should be in there. When I think of Crispy's,
I think of Coco Crispy's I think of Coco the Monkey.
I would have gone Coco the Monkey.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, well you get snap, crackle and pop and you'll
like it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
How about that Frankenberry. While his cereal not that popular
because it's a seasonal cereal, I do think.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
It's a good cereal though it's just not one you
think to buy.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's still a Frankenstein.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, it's still a franken Stein.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's still a Frankenstein.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Serious damage here, you definitely come out of this region. Uh.
Your seven to ten matchup at the bottom of the
bracket here Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch against the that's the
seventh seed against the tense seed, the tricks Rabbit. So
you get a lot of cuckoo type characters in this
bracket that on the right day, the underseed of the
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underdog might take out Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I would just say that if Horatio Magellan Crunch gets
within arm's length of the tricks Rabbit, it's all over,
because what he's gonna do is he's gonna grab this rabbit,
open its mouth and then shove his jagged cereal into
his mouth and just carve up the top of his
fucking gullet.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
That's a strong point. It's a good finish.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
We should have thought of finishing moves for all of
our mascots.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You, as the listeners, could confuse.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Go on to social media right now, email in, go
through all sixty four of these and send us sixty
four finishing moves, or.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Send us one real high quality video of you doing
a finisher that you've mocked up for one of these cares.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
That's even better send us Yeah, so obviously no, Actually,
don't tell us the mascot do the finishing move and
then let us guess.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
The Tricks Crunch winner is going to be facing our
two point fifteen winner, the two seeded Count Alfred Schocula.
I learned today that his name is Alfred against the
fifteen seeded Buzz the bee from a honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
He's too nice. He's too nice of a bee. He's
always trying to lower your cholesterol.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
My biggest issue here, as i I Tony Tiger had
to be the one seed. The siding between Count Chocula
and franken Berry for the two and three was very
difficult because Count Schocula can have like supernatural stuff, But
Franketstide is sort of the same as well, so I
don't know. Well, that matchup will get decided in the Sweet.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Six Chocula is on the shelf year long, so I'd
give him the edge over Frankenberry. He is the most
popular of the monster mascots. Also, look, he has a
little obsession with chocolate. Who among us does not.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I could see Franki Berry coming out of there, though.
You still got Crazy Craving. With Crazy Craving, potential Sweet
sixteen matchup against Tony the Tiger might win the whole region.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, so while I go Crazy Craving, I fucking love
Crazy Craving. Honey, I know the people out there. They're
gonna go Tony the Tiger.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
You also have Lucky the Leprechaun against Crazy of the
Craving in round two. That's a tough matchup. Craving has
got a tough road.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
How do you have it written down? Do you just
have Crazy Craving as the mascot?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I put it in parenthesis, honeycomb.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh, by the way, we're gonna do these poles on.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
X yes, yeah, get out so we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Get twenty five votes a pole because no one's on
X anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Moving to our fourth and final region the bottom right here,
our Rex Ryan region. Let's go eat a goddamn snack
and somehow the one seed is a drink. Our one
sixteen matchup the kool Aids Man mock.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Don't mock the mascots, they're sugary drinks. That is a snack.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
The kool aid Man taking on the sixteen seed in
California raised and you can get as many raisins as
you want. I don't The limit does not exist. You
get raisins you want.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
They get all the raisins in the world, whether they
be from California or from anywhere. I don't care. You
can have every raisin versus the one kool aid Man.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yep, ko aid Man sticking that down.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yes, kool aid Man will be.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Facing the winner of our eight to nine matchup, mister Peanut,
the eight seed versus the nine seed Twinkie the Kid.
Very similar mascots in how they're built here, so I'm
interested to see how that one's gonna play out.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald smythe for those of you keep in
track at home, that is mister Peanuts name. Mister Peanut
has a monocle, he has a top hat, and he
has a stick. I do believe that his weapons would
help him against a different mascot. But Twinkie, the kid
I'm pretty sure is always a cowboy and has a lasso.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Get a lasso on a cowboy hat. But the the
mister Peanuts cane might be able to just poke right
through the Twinkie skin. You know.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, but Twinkies can survive a zombie pok Ellipse.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's it's a good point. Yeah, it's a good eight
to nine matchup, right there, really good matchup.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Very strong.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Our five to twelve is Yipes, the zebra from Fruit
Straight Gum. That's the five seed against the twelve seeded
mister Owl TOUTSI roll Pops.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
This is such an amazing matchup because who among us
can last more than five seconds? Yipes is just like us,
loses its flavor immediately and the Owl gets three chumps
and then it's TOUTSI roll pop is gone.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah. This is whoever finishes first when it's this.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Matchup, which is how I treat every night at my house.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
The winner or loser, depending how you want to look
on that matchup will be taking on the four first
thirteen matchup Chester Cheetah from Cheetos, our four seed against
the thirteen seeded M and m's I'll give you, I'll
give you a red and yellow. You can maybe take
on a third op.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
No, no, you only get the red and yellow. We're only
doing red and yellow. And it's the larger ones, the
ones that have met Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yes, yeah, and they're taking on Chester Cheetah.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Does he need Cheetos to kind of get him going?
Like that's his energy? Bumpy.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I almost think he's like a Cheeto peddler.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
He's a cool dude, cool kids.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
He has sunglasses. I think he is a skateboard He
definitely wears shorts. Sometimes. I think he might say it's
not easy being cheesy.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Can work that into multiple things.
Here our six to eleven match up here is the
slush Puppy Chili Dog six seed taking on the eleven
seed Punchy. That's the Hawaiian punch little character with the
red hair. He looks like a little guy he's serving.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
He looks like he looks kind of like Tito from
Rocket Power. That's how I think of him and then.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Chili dog kind of skateboards, cool looking dog.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It's a little little rocket power match up here. I
really like the slushpuppy dog six seed here.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
How much of the uh of the sugary syrup would
you put into your slush puppy as a kid?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Uh, I would break the pumps rule all the time.
It would be like, if you're taking a large cup,
three pumps or four pumps, I'm doing double fuck you.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Mac would just take the thing of syrup home with
them as opposed to getting any ice. I was more
of a Richies slush guy. I never liked slush puppies.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Oh I love slush puppies. I do really like richies
as well, but it's they're different. They're different because you
can't eat Richie slush with a straw. You gotta like
scoop it.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Well, No, Richies, you have to have those red straws
with a little tip at the end. That's almost like
a spoon.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Garbage.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Slushpuppies are terrible, No fuck you.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
The first twenty percent of a slushpuppy is amazing. Okay,
our three fourteen matchup, we'll take it on the winner
of Punchy vers Chili Dog, the three seed and Icy Bear.
That's right, the Bear, Chok and Icys against the fourteenth scene,
Ernest j. Keebler the elf, who I feel very.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Sorry I feel very sorry for. I mean, you have
a snowboarding, fucking polar bear over here, one of the
coolest things you could possibly do, versus a little elf
that lives in a tree, and you know you always
fire code wise, should you be baking cookies in a tree?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I don't know, that's a good question. I'm sure. I'm
sure they have fireproof the tree. Somehow, I'm not sure
they're elves.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I feel like they try and skirt the law.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That's the other thing too. Elve's got a little bit
of magic, you know, a little bit of things going
on there. So I see, if I see gets his
head stuck in the hole in the tree, he might
be in trouble there.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
So that's its only way of winning is if it
gets too anxious and it tries to attack inside the tree.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Our seven to ten matchup is the nest Quick Rabbit
Quickie Rabbit, our seventh seed against the tenth seed Julius Pringles,
the Pringles.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Guy aka mister p and I believe it. The Pringles
guy is someone that could come out of this region
a little lower of a seed, but it's a floating
head with a mustape.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
The Quickie Rabbit is sort of what the tricks rabbit
becomes when he can't afford tricks anymore. Now he's got
to buy nest quick he's more strung out. I really
like I really like the Quickie Rabbit here.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
This mascot battle is the name of my sex tape.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
The winner of the seven to ten matchup will be
taking on the winner of the two fifteen matchup. We
got the polar bears or bear from Coca Cola take
you on the fifteen seed lemonhead?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Question for you now, I don't think this affects the
first round. Are you picturing Mama bear or baby bear?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You gotta go Mama Bear.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Mama bear.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You could have those two bears helping you out maybe
and maybe in your finisher.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I don't because yes, baby bear takes on the lemon
head pretty easy. Oh oh wow, you know what children do,
not like the sour taste of lemons.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I am really looking forward to the sweet sixteen potential here.
You could have the one verse four Kool Aid Man
versus Chester Cheetah and the two verse three Coca Cola
Polar Bears versus the Icy Bear. You have a Bear
two three matchup there, and both of those could win
the whole age.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
So some of the characters that did not make this
region is the woman on the box of sun made Raisins.
We put the Morton Salt Girl in there, so we
feel like we've done enough Nerds. I think nerds could
have made this. The thousands of little nerds.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I don't know how you were trying to work nerds
into this.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Really the greatest creation of all time. They said, Okay,
people love nerds. Everyone loves nerds. People love sour gummy
candy as well.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Nerds rope, you famously or infamously once traded me Larry
Fitzgerald in fantasy football when we were like fifteen or
sixteen for a Nerds rope and a Blue Power raid.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Definitely worth it on both ends. Yeah, and that Floyd
D Duck. This is the this is the punk duck
from Bubble Yum.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I don't know it's not I can't picture it.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Look he's no yipes, he is no fruit striped zebra.
Let's get that are clear on this, but this duck's
all right?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, okay, fair enough, all right, Max.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
So we just quickly go through the regions and just
tell me, give me who you think wins, and then
give me a dark horse.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
All right, Well, I just close the bracket, so let
me open it back up.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Okay, while you're opening back up, I will get into
mind in the fast food. I think Grimace wins, but
as a dark horse the King, and it's a four seed,
not much of a dark horse, but I think the
King has a lot to offer.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I mean, I would first of all like you to
call him Grimace, which is his actual name.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
What am I saying?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You've said it like three different ways, Grimace, grimas Gromise.
I think it's either Chuck E. Cheese or Grimace. That'll
be the Elite eight matchup. I think those are two
heavy hitters there. I don't know who's gonna take that down.
I wouldn't doubt though, if we hit an if we
hit a certain conservative population of our of our listenership,
the Colonel Sanders makes it all the way to the
final four. There the Joe Camo region, go, this is
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our old people match up here. It better come down
a jolly green giant and Che's a sorous wrecks it
happened to because that's an all time matchup.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And don't get me wrong, I think that I think
Lefty has something to offer. You always get surprised by
your left hand. And then I love the first round
matchup of Gordon Fisherman and Fudgie the Whale. I do
I mean cheess a saurus Rex. Don't disrespect Che's a
saurus Rex.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
I think the Starbucks Siren has real upset potential getting
too the final four. There is if we start baking
in some abilities.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
For that witchy type thing, then I think that people
have a bias against Starbucks in general, and they're not
even gonna get it out of the first round.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
So do you think people are gonna pick up Fred
the Baker as our Cinderella story here?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Then I might I love Fred the Baker.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Our get out region, the serial region. Your top seeded
Tonthy Tiger could end up in the Elite eight against
either Count Chocula or Frankenberry. I think that's really the
main matchup there. But if people buy in to what
Goo is selling them over there, the honeycomb crazy Craving
guy could go on a run as well.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I love Crazy Craven. I love him. It's my favorite
out of all Like my favorite mascot out of all
of these is Crazy Craving.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
And I feel like there's a lot of people that
have no idea what this thing is. Our Rex Ryan Region,
our fourth and final region, the Snacks. You have kool
Aid Man, which I think is going to have a
hard time not getting to the final four. It's an
iconic and it's big. It's just it works out well.
But if it doesn't get there. You do have Chester,
the Cheetah in the Sweet sixteen, and you have the Bears.
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You have the Icy Bear in the Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Even in the eighth Seed. I think that Bartholomew Richard
Fitzgerald smythe has a chance of poking around.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Okay, all right, you know I never Nipe's just a zebra,
colorful zebra.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
No, I'm aware, But I don't think he has the
lasting ability. I don't think that he'll be able to
do it. But mister Peanut, he seems like he seems
like a butler, right, kind of like an Alford that
secretly has training in the military.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I really should have made it so that a slushy
chili dog had a way to face the winner of
the tutsio pop and fruit stripe. I should have done that.
Just things that run out of flavor quickly.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Let's get into and max could be anything that could
be a boat. And we are here to tell you
right now that these brackets, the one that I am
physically holding in my hand right now, they are available
on all of our social media. Is what we would
like you to do. And yes it's tough to get
access to a printer. Well, you can go on your
(44:39):
phone and circle them if you want. But you save this,
you print it out, you do whatever you have to do,
fill out these brackets, send it back to us, and
then on Thursday we will start our March Macnus voting
on X and we will decide the best food mascot.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I think I got the kool Aid Man taking the
whole down. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
This is tough because I do believe people are gonna
go nuts over the Jolly Green Giant and Tony the
Tiger Jesus Saurus Rex versus crazy craving in the final
for me, oh two verse four two four has that
ever happened. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Sure it does.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Mac Where can the people find us?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You can find us on x and on Instagram, at
Mac and Goo podcast every other platform. We are Mac
ampersan Goo that's Mac Shift seven, gou that includes Facebook, Situt, Tuning, Cashbucks, Preako,
Google Play, iHeart Radio. We're on Spotify, but more importantly
we are on Apple Podcasts. Get on there, rate review,
subscribe five stars. If you do that, we'll get you
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screenprinting and embroidery.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I was gonna say that I'm supporting Fred the Baker
right now with my large iced cold brew. But we
all know that Fred the Baker is rolling over in
his grave knowing that Duncans slashed the Donuts off it's name.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, yeah, I don't care for that. He can't even
call it D and D anymore.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's almost I could imagine say it. Fred was still
employed when they had slashed the name. He would show
up to work one day and then they'd be like, hey, Fred,
turn around.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
You think they would make him shave his mustache.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
You're from a bygone era. We don't need your donuts anymore,
although we do sell donuts.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Take your white ass back across fucking eight mile.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
That's what they would say to Fred Theebaker teapublic dot
com merch. You can buy what Max wearing right now.
Mac has a mean goose sweater.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Throw him back. As as I'm getting prepared to move,
I'm going through stuff and I was like, oh, what'd
you look at that?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I need to throw stuff away again?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Actually yeah, I do as well. Here here I have
a question for the folks, anyone that has moved recently.
This is my first time moving ten and a half years.
Do you have any advice because I am not looking
forward to it. I'm really dreading my weak or so
of moving.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Have you found someone that owns a truck or are
you gonna rent a truck?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
No, I'll just rent a box truck for half a day.
For the big stuff. That'll be I honestly like as
far as big stuff goes, like a couple dresser's desk, bed,
couch like that.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Will be iron Man and finally Gauntlet.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, that's what it's that's all. Being in the same
spot for ten and a half years, I've accumulated so
much shit that I just got to go through it
all and either throw it out or bring it with me.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Do you need to get a separate moving truck for
all of your funk O pops? No?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Probably just bring those. I have packed those. It's like
five boxes of funkos. Those will Those will be some
of the first things moved into the apartment.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Ah. Nice. Is there a chance that you set up
your studio first and then slowly move in like the
rest of your house.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yes, that's all I ask for, all right, So thank
you for listening. Go to social media's right now. Print
these out and fill them in, send them back to us,
take a photo scan it. Everyone has printers around them.
That's what I'm realizing right now. So do that, and
then voting starts at the end of this week. Thank
you for listening. Tuesdays or gousdays. I abuse kangaroos. Now
(47:55):
it's time for tampoline's and uh trimpopoline Timburton.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Excuse me, tripopolis.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
I had a crazy craving stroke right there.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Please flip the cassette over to side b to continue
the adventure.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Now it's time for girls jumping on trampolines.
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