February 21, 2025 • 38 mins
We discuss the hottest topics from the week!
Brave New Box Office
‘Friendship’ Trailer
Amazon Now Owns Bond
Marvel Pauses 3 TV Shows
More ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ Clips
‘Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man’ Finale
‘Creature Commandos’ S2 is Being Fast-Tracked
Battinson Knows the Batman 2 Plan
New ‘F1’ Kosinski Teaser
‘Bring Her Back’ Trailer
Scorsese Casts the Rock
What’s Next for Bong Joon-ho
Why Ben Stiller Cast Adam Scott
Will Smith Sequels
Vince Gilligan is Sick of Bad Guys
A Goonies Sequel?
SNL 50
Join the conversation on social media - @MACandGUpodcast
Brave New Box Office
‘Friendship’ Trailer
Amazon Now Owns Bond
Marvel Pauses 3 TV Shows
More ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ Clips
‘Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man’ Finale
‘Creature Commandos’ S2 is Being Fast-Tracked
Battinson Knows the Batman 2 Plan
New ‘F1’ Kosinski Teaser
‘Bring Her Back’ Trailer
Scorsese Casts the Rock
What’s Next for Bong Joon-ho
Why Ben Stiller Cast Adam Scott
Will Smith Sequels
Vince Gilligan is Sick of Bad Guys
A Goonies Sequel?
SNL 50
Join the conversation on social media - @MACandGUpodcast
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another Monkey movie. We bring you friendship. You can now
have your bond in two days. Marvel and DC updates
Marty's new lead Hawk Squawk, swoon over, June Smith sequel supported,
Vince Gilligan, sick of breaking bad guys. All of that
(00:21):
and so much more. But before that, news.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Dupe, Happy birthday too, Happy birthday too, Happy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Birthday Old, I am old, Happy, Happy thirty six.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Here's a famous thirty six gu Ooh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thirty six is not a very popular number.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But yes, I just turned thirty six. I just thought
the other day. I thought yesterday, I was like, shit,
do we still do goog gets to pick a movie
for his birthday? I think we threw that tradition away
two or three years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Good Jerome Bettis he sucks smart.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's worse. It's a bad number.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It's not a good number.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, but yes, it's my birthday. I'm thirty six, falling apart.
I'm super tired.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, that's really the I would say, the growing, the
growing theme of the Macca Goop program here is a
shared tiredness. Don't we no longer bring you friendship? We
bring you naps.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You know what I do is, uh, whenever I see
my father, he always says to me, you look tired,
and I immediately snap back and go, no, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. Good
Frank Robinson or thirty six Greg Maddox, Klord Perry. So
you got some good baseball options, actually, Beltran, that's not
too bad. All right?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
News do it, Mackie? You see this? You hear about
this Bonnie Blue, who is famous for her work on
Only She's pregnant after she had slept with one thousand
gentlemen in a day.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, I was curious why you thought this was news dump.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
For it's in the news. I thought might as well
dump it out right.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah. I guess she's an actress who takes her clothes
off and apparently she's in a scene with over So
I don't know if they filmed it or if it
just ever it's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Like I think it was. It was live streamed on
what's it called, I'm blanking again only fans, OnlyFans, but
it got taken down because they couldn't confirm that some
of those gentlemen were not miners.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, here's my question for the qualifications for this. You know,
does just penetration count or do they have to finish?
Did all one thousand people finish or do they just
make it?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I think it was just each person got a couple seconds,
so multiple people could have finished.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, no doubt No, definitely people have finished. So you
just had a couple of pumps. What'd they say, like
ten seconds?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
A quick soak, the quick dip and get out.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's like when your put those hard shells on an
ice cream cone. You can't put it in there for
too long or else the ice cream melts.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, you just dip it and you pull it out,
and that counts as sex. But she's pregnant. She got
pregnant from it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, that seems like a mistake on her on her
part there, I don't know, but listen, you know, have
a baby whenever you want. You're a you're an adult.
Seems like if you're making all sorts of money doing
the things she's doing, getting pregnant would be going against you.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, no, you can now you can now show yourself
to a whole new audience.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It is a new audience, that's true. Yeah, a new niche,
a new niche. Uh, but she's now she's gonna have
to take a couple of months off and then now
she's got a child to care for it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It would have been funny if she went to the
doctors and they're like, ma'am, you are pregnant with seventy
five children right now, like like a rodent.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
A question I long asked and couldn't get a clear
answer on, is could a female have twins but the
two kids have different dads? Like if she pretty sure
was like, that's possible, you think, because there's two types
of twins, right, Two eggs can get in sermonated separately,
or an egg can split, and that's usually how you
get identical twins or like fraternal twins. Could be two
(04:06):
separate eggs though, and so I'm curious if if she's
pregnant from this incident, maybe it could be two daddy's.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hetero paternal super f codidation.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
All right, so it exists there, It's not common, Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's definitely possible. It's a phenomenon though.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
There you go, see you learn something new here. I'm
macing good today.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well, I know that I've heard of someone that had
twins and it you know, he got his wife pregnant
once and then while she was pregnant, got her pregnant again.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That doesn't seem possible.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's the thing. I'll tell you who it was off
the air.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't think. Okay, all right, that doesn't seem like
a real thing. But I'm interested to hear who.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm afraid to google all this stuff right now. I'm
at work.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, true, Yeah, you're walking a fine line there.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's news deep Macnutella co creator Francesca you know Revea
has passed away at the age of eighty seven. One
would assume that he was cremated and then spread over
a piece of toast.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'll come. I didn't know the new I'll come. I
didn't know the Nutella's created. His last name was Revella,
Revella Revea.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Is it a liquid L?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I don't know. Is the Italian or is he Spanish.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's gotta be Italian because Nutella it's hazel nut. It's
a fine Italian della.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I think he would be Revella. Then if he was Spanish,
I think he could be Revea.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm gonna say Revea anyways and stand by my Joe.
I'm just an accepted. Oh, Revella Nutella I liked that.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's what I'm new tele The whole last twenty eight
seconds is what That's what I was getting.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
At New Tea. Yeah, news dope. Weekend box office from
last weekend, Brave New World came in a little under
its forecast at just to tick under ninety million dollars.
Paddington in Peru only made twelve and a half million dollars,
but worldwide doing quite well one hundred and thirty three million,
(06:00):
Heart Eyes just under ten million dollars, dog Man just
under ten million dollars, and nie Zah Too made seven
and a half million dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, some interesting notes here, Paddington and Peru has gotten.
It's a weird release schedule for it. It came out
in the UK like three months ago, it came out
overseas in other countries a couple of months ago. So
it has made one hundred and thirty three million worldwide,
but just got its US opening. Go. Heart Eyes actually
went up from last week, up nineteen percent this week
based on the good reviews and it sort of filling
(06:34):
a void. There's no other movie really out.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Like it right, counterprogramming too, Yes, Yes, the people that
don't want their Captain America don't want their bears walking
around South America.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Dog Man dropped to fourth, but only had twenty nine
percent drop. That's that's pretty good. Number.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Ten million bucks in its fourth week is pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, so it's it's still doing pretty well and people
are really liking that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I also showed off on X that my family's popcorn
and bucket. You see that.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I did see that. Dog Dangle answered my question to
whether or not Rapie was going to be eating it
off the floor though he didn't want me.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I ate it out the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I like the Buddy Blue there.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I know, I ate that. And then he said to
me after I finished his like, I wanted some popcorn,
so I went and made more popcorn. He didn't want
that one either. I ate two giant balls of popcorn
classic and then you could just but I am complaining. Hey,
you know what was on the other day when I
turned on the National Lampoon Network?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Norman?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh, God, Jesus Christ? Goo in fifth places past week?
Neis too something I've never heard of in my whole life.
Apparently it is a sequel to a twenty nineteen Chinese movie.
It has already become the highest grossing animated film of
all time, and it just opened in America, so I
don't know how that happened. It has ninety nine percent
on roddy. Te's no critics scores yet there or on Metacritics,
(07:54):
so no one's really seen it yet. But I'd be
interesting to see if that's going to hit streaming in
the US anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I ask you your favorite norbit scene? Is it when
Resputant says hey, or when she goes down the water
slide and busts through that fence.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I'm not gonna answer the question.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is it resputing?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Rapulska rah rah rasputine norbits. Let's see what Noorbitt has.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
What is he kicked off your your work internet with this?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You're gonna look at the stream of thanks I looked up.
I'm gonna stay resputing. I'm good with that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Okay, all right, good enough for me.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What's coming out in theaters this week?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Though? Mac h dude, this Friday. Uh. If you're listening
to this now, it might be out right now. The
Monkey is hitting theaters in the early returns on that
a dual eighty five percent on roddy Te's and a
sixty six on Meta so looks like a yet another
pretty good horror movie early in the year here, and
speaking of good horror ish movies, maybe this is more
of a thriller. Companion is hitting streaming just two or
(08:55):
three weeks after it hit theaters. On roddy Tea's there
are seventy on meta credit for Companions, so I will
probably get to that in the next couple of weeks.
I don't think I'm gonna see Monkey in the theaters,
but it is getting pretty.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Good reviews ruspucca or spucca maybe pronunciation, I don't know.
Nine percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Are you crazy?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Normit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Normit?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
It should be zero?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Possibly news dope. He's playing multiple characters in the movie
mac Eddie Murphy. I don't know if you knew that
or not. Good trailer for Friendship. This is in theaters
in May. It's a new Marvel out that's supposed to
be nuts. We should go see it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Supposed to be nuts.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The way that he he might be the best at
over and under pronouncing words and just.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Putting weird inflections on certain letters.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Like it's a male Catherine O'Hara, Gill and I are.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Of course, are talking about the a twenty four Paul
Rudd and Tim Robinson movie. This appears to be like
a ninety minute I think you should leave sketch and
I am all in on that. I'm really really looking
for it. It looks like it has all of the
best parts of I think you should leave sketches built
into a movie, and so I'm just I'm really excited
(10:08):
for it.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I forget which publication had this, but they wrote I
Love you Man for Sikos.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
That is perfect. Like that makes me want to see
it even more.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
GQ wrote the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It might be. I'm not gonna rule that out. I'm
not gonna rule that, although.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I did think last night at my right page of
thirty six, how much of your life have you forgotten about?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You know what? My issue recently is more short term stuff.
If I don't put it in my phone, it's gone.
But I remember a lot of stuff going away. I
have like memories from when I was like three goo.
I got some early memories.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Because I often will sit there and out of nowhere,
something will hit me from like my twenties, and I'm like, wait,
ow did I do that?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh? I did. So you're saying you're you you personally
worked on blocking stuff out of your.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I might have shut down my brain for a decade.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I drank a lot in my twenties though.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, Jeff Biel, it might be what it is you
and me both.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know when I used to see the doctor, I
haven't seen a doctor in about a decade. I do
need to go and do that as I approached the
age of forty. But like he had asked you, how
many drinks do you often have in a week, and
you'd kind of like take it down a bit and
then ask you, oh, how often do you black out?
And they want you to say no more than zero.
So when you tell them that, like, oh, I don't
(11:28):
know ten times in the last year, they get very concerned.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I mean, at least you're going to the doctors. I
haven't seen a doctor in a year.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, I haven't gone to the doctor in a decade.
I just told you that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I would say, goo. Actually, maybe we should credit this
podcast for pulling us out of our deep dark twenties,
because I would say the graph with how mature I've gotten,
how adult I've gotten, has gone up as this podcast
has over the last what eight or so years?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You mean, as long as we've done it like our success.
You're not doing that for success. Our success is this
and then.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
This straight nosedive like all these planes out of the
air these days.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Don't get me started on politics news dope. Oh did
you see this? Do you hear about this? Amazon hot
on the fucking press right now? They have bought James Bond.
This is a shocking move. Amazon MGM Studios is set
to take creative control over Double O seven the franchise,
(12:28):
as the longtime producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli
step back. One would assume that Broccoli got some green.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Gu Bezos took to Social Needs Social Meds to ask
who the fans want as the next Bond, which is
a smart move on his part. I have two thoughts here.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He made it a Twitter poll. Whoever you want, We're
gonna pay them, guys.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's who it is. That's who it is. It'll be
Kate McKinnon.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What a terrible movie. That would be worse than Norbit.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I don't really give a fuck about this. Bond News.
I am worried they're gonna turn it into like a
shitty Amazon Prime series. That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I would assume that they're gonna keep Bond separate, but
what they might do is spin off a Bond world
and give you eight the Double eight, but give you
you know, like the offices that he works at and
stuff as like a series or something.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, we'll get like two four.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I know everyone is pushing for Henry cavill I bet
Idris Alba is brought back into the mix. Now, I'm
not a bondage boy. I don't give a shit. Yeah yeah, yeah,
news dope. Marvel has put the pause on three television
shows that they have been developing, Nova, Terror Inc. And
(13:49):
Strange Academy. These what's supposed to be expected with U
Wong as the focus.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Me yeow. Nova was the only one I was even aware.
You said, Pat, oh.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Fuck, I like to get you a soundboard. If you
hit that sounder right there, I would have understood immediately.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Uh. Nova I was aware of, and it was I was.
I can't say I'm looking forward to that, but I
was interested in that. Tyror Ank never heard of. So
see you never Strange Academy is interesting because I had
no idea they were working on it. But I do
really like Wong and the magical shit, so it's a
bummer that that's on delay, but maybe he'll be featured elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Gots more clips for Daredevil Born Again.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
It looks like this show is gonna be all it's
shocked up to be. Season two has already begun filming,
and goo. We also got Marvel exec Brad Winderbaum revealing
that they're exploring bringing back more of those Defender characters
into the MCU. To me, that probably means Jess Jones
more than anyone else, but at least they're taking a
look at it and maybe considering bringing them back. I
(14:55):
also would says Joe is probably only one worth bringing back.
But you know, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Do you think people will say that Marvel is back?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, I it is odd. So we've been getting drops
here and there with Daredevil over the last couple of months,
but now that Brave World Brave New World didn't do
that great, it's been full steam ahead for these last
like ten days marketing God because they're like all right
with thrown Captain America out the back window. Here comes
Daredevil and he's got.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
A ways so he can fly. It's okay, he's protected.
He has his Wakandan suit. No super steroids, but an
impenetrable suit. Yeah, no, pe, just like all us common men.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Do you think superheroes get drug tested in the Marvel
Cinematic Universe.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Probably, but they let him know ahead of time. They
get tipped off, They get tipped off. News up, got
our finale for your friendly neighborhood spider man. I am
I think five episodes into the show. I like it.
It's pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I might be an episode or two further in than you,
and I am also really enjoying it. I think Dork
is doing an episode on it next week, so that'll
be good. I don't know if it's worth us doing
an episode on though. I don't care enough of.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It, but it might be like what have you been watching lately?
Maybe put that in a batch with a bunch of
other stuff. I did see that Spider Up. Spider Gwen
is confirmed for season two.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, I saw a quick look of her. She looked
pretty good. Gou also out right now in the midst
of a season is Invincible Season three. Surprisingly, I've enjoyed it.
It's been pretty good so far. They're getting back to
what made season one really good, so I'm hoping for
the best for us.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Speaking of animated superhero shows, who's dope? Creature Commandos Season
two is being fast tracked.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I got a prevailing hot take here, developing hot take.
I don't think this is good for the DCU. I
think other projects are kind of flaming out and not
really coming to fruition, so like fuck, we got a
fast track Creature Commando season two to give them something else,
So I don't think this is really a good thing
for guns DCU.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I still haven't seen one episode of this show, so okay,
it's good.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Credit's good. I liked it, but I don't like that
it's getting fast tracked.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
New's depth. Robert Pattinson finally knows what The Batman two
is about. Matt is a very careful writer, but I
finally now know what it's about. It's very cool and
very exciting.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Thanks thanks, Robert, Thanks for just giving us more and
more blue balls as we wait another five years for
this fucking movie.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I also saw that he said it's crazy how my
entire audience all of my fans went from being girls
to now only guys.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I'd be interested to see because The Batman is really
a fringe comic book movie, right, It's it's it's not
unlike any other comic book movie really, and so I
wonder if it appeals to the masses the way the
Dark Knight trilogy does. AKA, Like, I think The Batman
appeals more to the basement dwelling Batman fans, the ones
(18:04):
that are like, oh, and so I wonder if he
doesn't have that many comic book female fans the way
he would if he were in a Marvel movie.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, I don't think it has the same like general
audience appeal that The Dark Knight has. Where first off,
The Dark Knight came out when there wasn't a hundred
other superhero movies coming out every single week. Also, it's
a Christopher Nolan movie. It has more of a blockbuster
feel to it. The other one feels more like a
toned down crab new r.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I've just so like, have the has the Twilight fans
now they've moved on from Pattinson? Is that what's happening here?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
They're all team Edward or was he Edward he was Edward,
so team Jacob. Now they're all following Latner around Latner
same thing. They all love grown ups too, that's where
they are. They're all watching grown Ups two on a loop.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Taylor Lartner used to date Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oh, has she written a song about him?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I think he might be married to a girl named
Taylor too. Hold on, let me let me fact check that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Get on the Google machine for that. I can't google that.
I've already googled Norbit heavy woman, so I'm getting fired right.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
After the show wife. Yeah, his wife's name is.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Taylor as well, and his name is Taylor.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Taylor Dome is his wife, So they're both Taylor Latner
and he used to date Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's a real Ryan Davey situation. It was Dee got
a little Kazinski teaser for F one, really showing off
what they're looking to do visually in this movie.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
This movie's gotta kick ass. That's gonna be really good.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
This is gonna be one of those movies where the
storyline doesn't matter. It Cop sent it right, Top Gun
Maverick movie. If you just look at the storyline.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's fine. Stason Sawid but.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
As a movie, as a blockbuster kicks ass.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
But that's why this will get put over right in
some much of the same way Maverick did. You'll have
the great acting of Brad Pitt, like really pulling you
into the story on top of the fucking Bookoo special effects.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Is depe but a trailer for Bring Her Back? This
is an a twenty four movie. You say that the
internet is going nuts for this trailer. Is this the
trailer that I saw? It's just a minute long and
it just looks spooky as shit.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
There's a cat in it. The internet is going nuts
for this trailer. I like, I don't know. Horror movies
are so hit or missed for me that like, I
can't it's hard for me to psych myself self up
for a horror movie. This is hit in theaters in May,
and it's from the two Talk to Me directors, Danny
Philippoho and Michael Philippo. Is how you say it, Philippoo?
(20:45):
So I don't know people are really liking the trailer.
It's it's fine.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's dope. I want to hear a movie that I'm
not excited about.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah, good, let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
This would be Martin Scorsese's next movie, starring Dwayne the
Rock Johnson. It'll follow and in an aspiring Hawaiian crime
boss who fights rival crime factions for control of the
underworld of the Hawaiian Islands. So it looks like The
Rock is trying to cut that type cast right off,
(21:16):
which if you think about it, and I think it
was fast in The Furious Six he had a cast
on his arm and he tore it off or he
flexed it off. There you going did the same with
this type cast.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, he'll probably do the same thing. Gont do your
deber downar look uh Leo set the co star along
with Emily Blunt. I don't know, man scorse Ace very
hit or missed the last five years. So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
And he's trying to make The Rock a thing. I
don't know if I like this.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well see though, So The Smashing Machine is supposed to
be coming out at the end of this year, and
maybe that will change our tune on The Rock. Maybe
it'll show he can do actual dramatic acting. I don't do.
There was a movie in two thousand and four, it's
a remake called Walking Tall that came out starting The
Rock in Johnny Knoxville. The Rock's great in that movie.
He just got away from doing that.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
The way Dave Bautista talks about him, I don't think
he's gonna be a good actor.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Oh, Dave Battista's been taking some shots out.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well, No, he's Over the years, people have always said
to him, Hey, you know, would you want to make
a movie with The Rock and John Cen. He's like, no,
I want to be a serious actor.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, it's true. And once again, and Dave Bautista was
in the news in the past couple weeks talking about
he's done being the big dumb guy type cash sort
of thing. Dave Bautisa's what seven minutes in Blade Runner
twenty forty nine is better than ninety percent of every
actor that has done anything, especially the Rocks. So please
(22:43):
give Dave Bautista more dramatic.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Roles and go watch him in stubor.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Come on, don't undercut me like that news damp.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The hawks be squawking. Both Ethan and Maya have spoken
out recently about casting directors looking are actors based on
their social media followers, as opposed to what they should
be doing. Looking for actors' children to hire for their movies.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, this is a bit of the pot calling the
kettle black, for sure. It does speak to a lot
of the ship bag movies we get today, especially streaming wise,
where they'll just take someone with a lot of followers
and throw them in a fucking horrible rom com or
something like that. So I get it from the studio side,
it's a built in audience at the same time, like,
it's really easy to kill a starlight that way too.
(23:34):
If you put them in two movies and they're built terrible,
no one's gonna take them serious.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
So that was an unnecessary shot at Maya Hawk, by
the way, and I'm very sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
She is very good.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
She is very good. But Ethan Hawk went on to
say something along the lines of all these social media
people they have six pack abs, but acting isn't about
having six pack abs. If Robert Denara wanted six pack abs,
he could do it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I mean, just scroll up two stories. If it was
about six pack apps, the rock wouldn't be shit on
every time he.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Cts news Depp. What's next for Bong June Ho? I
forgot his name for a second. I'm forgetting a lot
right now. It's my advanced.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Age you stroked out there for a second. Bong ju
Ho's next live action movie will be a horror action
film set in an underground subway in Seoul, South Korea.
He says, that's my life project. This is a story
I've been thinking about since two thousand and one, and Goo,
I'll tell you right now. Obviously we loved Parasite and
(24:34):
it was fucking phenomenal. If Mickey seventeen crushes, I'm gonna
be all in on anything. Bjh is what I'm calling
him now. Bom Juno. Current ratings for Mickey seventeen eighty
eight percent from the critics, seventy five on Metacritics, so
it's starting out in a good spot. Also, speaking of Parasite,
there's still in production or in development the Parasite series
(24:58):
coming to HBO, and Bong June had a little quip
here Goo, the writing room of that show can be
another TV show in and of itself. No oh about that.
That's drama going on in the Parasite writing room.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I do like Robert Pattinson has spoken out recently or
spoken about recently his role in Mickey seventeen, crediting Tom
and Jerry and Jackass for his inspirations for the movie.
Love that although I'm picking up a little multiplicity, how
about you.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Okay, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, because he's got that one, you know, juvenile character,
Michael Keaton.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I like when Michael Keaton talks about multiplicity and he's like,
if you made that movie now, you could shoot it
in five days. It took us so long. It took
us way too long to make that movie.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
H man. I bring this up every once in a while,
but it's simultaneously both the worst and best account on
social media. I don't remember if it was a YouTube
count originally or not, but it was a movie they
would basically ruin movies with cell phones, like if this
would this plot be possible with a cell phone? And
it's like eighty five percent of movies or no is no.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Ben Stiller says that Adam Scott's performance in Step Brothers
influenced his decision to cast him in Severance.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I think for a lot of us, that was the
first time and really only time we've seen Adam Scott
as a fucking dickhead, and it did help great. Really, yeah,
I guess, but being a teenage bully is just No.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He's a swindler. He wasn't like a Harley Kiner. His
real name was Harvey. By the way, Harley was just
a straight up bully. Griff would swindle you.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
So I think it did help a lot of people
see Adam Scott in a different light, because obviously, once
Parks and Rec became so famous, it was hard to
see Adam Scott and like anything more than being that
lovable character. And so here we are.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I asked you this question, do you think, just based
off of like the recent roles you have, Parks and Rec,
is Adam Scott a television actor Hall of Famer?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah? Also really takes his too right, And if Severance
finishes remotely near the high that it's had over the
first season and a half, you're gonna have to nominate him, right.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I would say two successful shows. But then also you
need to win awards.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Did he win anything for Ben Wyatt?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't think so, But has he won something for.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
This Definitely didn't win anything for season one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So he needs to win something for season two. Otherwise
small hall not involved. Just like, yeah, better call Saul
not in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yeah, Bob Odenkirk, Yeah, This is interesting because no one
really knew about Severance three years ago and season one
came out. I think now as the award cycles, you'll
get some Adams.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It is the most watched series in Apple tv plus history,
and may I remind you that Ted Lesso is also
on Apple tv Plus.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, it's no small achievement. Here's the other thing, though,
good because I mean, he clearly he's the he's the
main actor of the show. But John Deturo has been
so fucking good this season that like, you can't even
choose Adam Scott as a top dog right now, and
like everyone's crushed it. The dude that plays fucking Miltcheck
he's phenomenal too, Like Adam Scott is really good, but
like he's kind of getting outsigned right now.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I didn't realize Jeffrey G is also in Marvel's Jeffrey G.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Dylan G.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Dylan G. What the fuck his name is? I'm Jeffrey
that's right, You're Jeffrey G. You're you're Jeffrey Jenkins.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Dylan G's the hot Dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
He's the hot dog guy. He's also in Shang Chi.
He's the guy recording on the bus.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
And yeah, that's right. And he's also in the first
episode of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, dyling G that's what I said. News dump. Will
Smith is confirming sequels. Why not maygett I am Legend two.
It's moving forward. Him and Michael B. Jordan have sat
down for about a week and have gone through character stuff. Also,
Handcock two is in the works. The plan is to
approach Zandia for a role. We've done that multi couple times.
(29:00):
She can have a role. In this podcast, she keeps
saying no.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, hard no from Zendia. It seems like the obvious
thing there was he she'd be playing his daughter in
Hancock two. I'll say it once, I'll say it again.
Hancock is underrated. It is the classic movie that if
it had an R rating, or if it was able
to be made ten years later, it might have been
fucking awesome. It's not great as it currently exists, but
(29:24):
I do think that is a better movie than most
people will give it credit for. Well.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Mac rumor has it that she will be playing a
daughter in another movie, Shrek's daughter in Shrek five. Really,
that's what I've seen. That's on the scuttle butt on
social media.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
So Zendia, yes to Shrek, but no to us and
Will Smith.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'd probably do the same if I'm being honest. You
think Shrek us, Handcock two, pretty even Shrek five, Shrek five. Also,
speaking of Zendaya news dump, Marshawn Lynn has joined the
cast of Euphoria season three.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I don't know what's going on in Euphoria. I don't
know what's going on in Marshaun Lynch's life. This is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Vince Gilligan said that he is sick of writing bad,
mean character because a bunch of losers think that they're
cool and they try and act like them.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, he is a little over how these bad characters,
these great villains have become too inspirational. I get that,
But at the same time, like every story has roughly
a good hero, not every story has a good villain,
and so when we get a good villain, we really
fucking love those villains. You know. The beauty of breaking
Bad his series is that everyone was kind of a
(30:41):
bad guy, and so like it was really fun, you know,
liking and hating every single character in that show. I
don't know, Like, I guess Jesse comes away cleanest, right,
But Jesse was still a really bad guy and that's
why that shows so great. More things should be like that.
He's also already apparently already finished his next show, gou
It is going to be a psychological sci fi that
(31:02):
explores the human condition in a surprising way. And it's
apparently being compared to classics like E. T which is
bizarre to compare a television show too. And ray A Seahorn,
who starred in Better Call Saul as Kim Wexer, is
set to be the lead. And it's already done filming,
like I said, and it is coming to Apple TV.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Plus, is she related to Jason Seahorn?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
It's a great question. I would naturally draw that too.
Two honkeys, only two honkeys on the planet.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I know with Seahorn she plays defensive back too. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I think she spells it differently though.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Jason out of the Ocean, Yeah, yeah, yeah. News dont
a Goonies sequel.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I don't care about this. This skew, But also I'm
intrigued because it's such a legendary movie. A Goonies sequel
is moving forward at Warner Brothers after forty years.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That movie came out in eighty three eighty four and.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Get this, gu this will this will really sell folks
on it. Pazzi Poncheroli has been attached to the script.
I said to you, gu who the fuck.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Is that that person had to have been born in
the thirties with the name Pozzi Pozzi Pozzoli. You fucking
Pozzi poz Hey, peep, you know what I would have
told them when they moved to Hollywood. You changed that name?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Fucking Pozzi Pozzioli always still in the last Pitzel at
the fucking Sunday dinners.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I was told when I was at school that I
should change my last name for it being too long
and too Italian. This is just over the top, No.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Because the greatest name we ever grew up with is
one of your best friends closer. You're closer to him
than ire greatest name I've ever heard. Still to this day,
I want more names to be like that.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Okay, news dump, and finally, you have watched SNL fifty.
By the way, if you have not heard our episode
from this past week, we did a build your own
cast with thirty dollars. We gave you the money for
each person ten categories. Please go and listen to that episode.
We also posted those money amounts and categories on social
(33:09):
media in a beautiful doc so check that out. Give
us your lineups. We've already gotten a bunch of them
and I've loved them.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Graphic and chart with the two words you're looking forward,
I saw not those two words. It's on Twitter. Good,
did a good job putting that together. Go check that out.
Ten categories, five cast members.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Each, fuck TLDR am I right, can you can figure
it out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Good. I finally watched SNL fifty. You had watched it
over the weekend. The show itself, I thought was pretty good,
pretty good. It felt more memorable in SNL forty for
whatever reason, I disagree.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I think forty felt more memorable.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Okay, well, agree to disagree. I thought, like you had said, uh,
getting Eddie Murphy and Will Ferrell together in a sketch
for the first time ever was fucking awesome, which is
really really cool to see. And then prior to that,
Eddie Murphy's Tracy Morgan impression was fucking perfect. It was
so good, like Eddie Murphy still got it.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I thought about it after though, how did you not
so you still have Murphy doing Tracy Morgan. How do
you not have Jay Farrow on the stage doing Eddie
Murphy at the same time.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
That would have been perfect. You're right, that would have
been fucking great.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It would have been the best. And then you have
Tracy Morgan doing a shitty Chris Rock impression or get
ballzy and you have Jimmy Fallon do his Chris Rock
impression again.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah, and either way, remove Leslie Jones from the situation.
So that's a district.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
They had to get Leslie Jones in there somehow. I understand.
She was a big part of the cast for a while.
She wasn't good on the show. She wasn't good that
night either, But here we are.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Goo second takeaway the host of SNL fifty, Steve Martin.
He looks fucking unbelievable for seventy nine years old. He
looks good anyways, he would look good for fifty five,
never mind seventy nine, So credit to him. He's agent
quite well. And then grew my final takeaway from the
weekends festivities, the Radio City SNL fifty contract tribute thing.
They did fucking great, awesome, some really cool things on there,
(34:57):
including a couple sketches that they didn't get into the
SNL fifty actual show. I think the Shine a couple
of great musical performances. But I thought the shining moment
there was Will Ferrell and uh yeah on a gastyre
doing the uh what is the name of their religious.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
The Culps, Yes, Marty and Culp Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Their little medley of songs was fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It was that so good and the Lonely Island I
thought were the two best parts of that.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Lonely Island was also awesome. Yeah, and Gota was great.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I thought the worst part was Jimmy Miiley was very good. Oh,
she was very good. I did not like Jimmy Fallon
during that. He's exhausting to watch.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
He seemed ill prepared for the role. However, I did
like the twenty seconds of sandlor impression we got from him.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
But I also I thought the worst part of the
night was him telling his story about how he got
Lauren to laugh.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
There you go, there was a standlor impression.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I was like, stop making this about yourself, no one else.
Get up there and get the next act going. Get
it almost.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Feels like it feels like to me that they had
had a host that backed out and they grabbed Fallon
last minute because he seemed pretty unprepared for a couple
of the things that went on during it.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Because as soon as he started doing the Blues brothers,
I said, brother, please.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
But like, that's what Fallon is best at. Impressions and
musical impressions too. He's truly great, one of the best
we've ever seen. If you can just control him and
keep him in his lane, he's great. When he steps
out of that lane and he tries to be this
leading man host type, it doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Also, when he had that weird exchange with Chevy Chase,
I said to myself, I feel like Chevy's not going
to be in the fiftieth anniversary episode. He does not
seem all there.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, I don't really think he deserves to either. He
was on it for one.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Season, one and a half seasons. Yeah, you see him
fall off that ladder that one time. I want to
say one time. I mean every episode he fell off
of something or through something.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
He deserves mentioned, but no one wants Chevy Chase back.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I liked Bill Murray had a good joke during the
weekend update about Chevy Chase. He's like, yeah, you're the
first one to do it that he's moved on.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, his rakings were great, Yes, the top ten. Yeah,
that was that was brilliant too. Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Also, Vanessa Behar was hilarious in it too. With those two.
Fred Armison failed to.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Mention during our episode, she was awesome. And then uh,
I liked Mariy fucking with Jost in that too, because
we forget that one of scar Jo's, one of her
first breakout performances was lost in translation co starring with
Bill Murray, so he's known her forever, you know, So
that's fun.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
And then I think I mentioned it during our episode.
But like, my one big complaint is just their need
to shoehorn celebrities into a bunch of those sketches when
they could have just had their old cast members in there,
Like for the Robert Goolay Lawrence Welk thing, you could
have had Molly Shannon, Rachel Dratch, Sherry o' terry as
(37:47):
opposed to Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, I totally understand that. However, I liked the question
and answer part with Faye and put question.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
The answer thing. That's when you do have the celebrities,
but in the actual sketches have the sketch comedians do it.
I also, I think my favorite line of the night,
because I do not like the John Mulaney Big Broadway things,
is when he goes, oh, where did David Spade go?
And Spade's like, I think I get it?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Man, uh sneaky great. And the two times we saw
him was Adam Driver. He's the best. He's so good.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
He is good.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
All right.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So that'll do it for this News Dump. Go and
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and so much more. But before that, news.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Dupe, Happy birthday too, Happy birthday too, Happy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Birthday Old, I am old, Happy, Happy thirty six.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Here's a famous thirty six gu Ooh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thirty six is not a very popular number.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But yes, I just turned thirty six. I just thought
the other day. I thought yesterday, I was like, shit,
do we still do goog gets to pick a movie
for his birthday? I think we threw that tradition away
two or three years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Good Jerome Bettis he sucks smart.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's worse. It's a bad number.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It's not a good number.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, but yes, it's my birthday. I'm thirty six, falling apart.
I'm super tired.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, that's really the I would say, the growing, the
growing theme of the Macca Goop program here is a
shared tiredness. Don't we no longer bring you friendship? We
bring you naps.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You know what I do is, uh, whenever I see
my father, he always says to me, you look tired,
and I immediately snap back and go, no, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. Good
Frank Robinson or thirty six Greg Maddox, Klord Perry. So
you got some good baseball options, actually, Beltran, that's not
too bad. All right?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
News do it, Mackie? You see this? You hear about
this Bonnie Blue, who is famous for her work on
Only She's pregnant after she had slept with one thousand
gentlemen in a day.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, I was curious why you thought this was news dump.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
For it's in the news. I thought might as well
dump it out right.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah. I guess she's an actress who takes her clothes
off and apparently she's in a scene with over So
I don't know if they filmed it or if it
just ever it's.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Like I think it was. It was live streamed on
what's it called, I'm blanking again only fans, OnlyFans, but
it got taken down because they couldn't confirm that some
of those gentlemen were not miners.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, here's my question for the qualifications for this. You know,
does just penetration count or do they have to finish?
Did all one thousand people finish or do they just
make it?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I think it was just each person got a couple seconds,
so multiple people could have finished.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, no doubt No, definitely people have finished. So you
just had a couple of pumps. What'd they say, like
ten seconds?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
A quick soak, the quick dip and get out.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's like when your put those hard shells on an
ice cream cone. You can't put it in there for
too long or else the ice cream melts.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, you just dip it and you pull it out,
and that counts as sex. But she's pregnant. She got
pregnant from it.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, that seems like a mistake on her on her
part there, I don't know, but listen, you know, have
a baby whenever you want. You're a you're an adult.
Seems like if you're making all sorts of money doing
the things she's doing, getting pregnant would be going against you.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, no, you can now you can now show yourself
to a whole new audience.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It is a new audience, that's true. Yeah, a new niche,
a new niche. Uh, but she's now she's gonna have
to take a couple of months off and then now
she's got a child to care for it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It would have been funny if she went to the
doctors and they're like, ma'am, you are pregnant with seventy
five children right now, like like a rodent.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
A question I long asked and couldn't get a clear
answer on, is could a female have twins but the
two kids have different dads? Like if she pretty sure
was like, that's possible, you think, because there's two types
of twins, right, Two eggs can get in sermonated separately,
or an egg can split, and that's usually how you
get identical twins or like fraternal twins. Could be two
(04:06):
separate eggs though, and so I'm curious if if she's
pregnant from this incident, maybe it could be two daddy's.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hetero paternal super f codidation.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
All right, so it exists there, It's not common, Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's definitely possible. It's a phenomenon though.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
There you go, see you learn something new here. I'm
macing good today.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well, I know that I've heard of someone that had
twins and it you know, he got his wife pregnant
once and then while she was pregnant, got her pregnant again.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That doesn't seem possible.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's the thing. I'll tell you who it was off
the air.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't think. Okay, all right, that doesn't seem like
a real thing. But I'm interested to hear who.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm afraid to google all this stuff right now. I'm
at work.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, true, Yeah, you're walking a fine line there.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's news deep Macnutella co creator Francesca you know Revea
has passed away at the age of eighty seven. One
would assume that he was cremated and then spread over
a piece of toast.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'll come. I didn't know the new I'll come. I
didn't know the Nutella's created. His last name was Revella,
Revella Revea.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Is it a liquid L?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I don't know. Is the Italian or is he Spanish.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's gotta be Italian because Nutella it's hazel nut. It's
a fine Italian della.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I think he would be Revella. Then if he was Spanish,
I think he could be Revea.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm gonna say Revea anyways and stand by my Joe.
I'm just an accepted. Oh, Revella Nutella I liked that.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's what I'm new tele The whole last twenty eight
seconds is what That's what I was getting.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
At New Tea. Yeah, news dope. Weekend box office from
last weekend, Brave New World came in a little under
its forecast at just to tick under ninety million dollars.
Paddington in Peru only made twelve and a half million dollars,
but worldwide doing quite well one hundred and thirty three million,
(06:00):
Heart Eyes just under ten million dollars, dog Man just
under ten million dollars, and nie Zah Too made seven
and a half million dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, some interesting notes here, Paddington and Peru has gotten.
It's a weird release schedule for it. It came out
in the UK like three months ago, it came out
overseas in other countries a couple of months ago. So
it has made one hundred and thirty three million worldwide,
but just got its US opening. Go. Heart Eyes actually
went up from last week, up nineteen percent this week
based on the good reviews and it sort of filling
(06:34):
a void. There's no other movie really out.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Like it right, counterprogramming too, Yes, Yes, the people that
don't want their Captain America don't want their bears walking
around South America.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Dog Man dropped to fourth, but only had twenty nine
percent drop. That's that's pretty good. Number.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Ten million bucks in its fourth week is pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, so it's it's still doing pretty well and people
are really liking that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I also showed off on X that my family's popcorn
and bucket. You see that.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I did see that. Dog Dangle answered my question to
whether or not Rapie was going to be eating it
off the floor though he didn't want me.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I ate it out the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I like the Buddy Blue there.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I know, I ate that. And then he said to
me after I finished his like, I wanted some popcorn,
so I went and made more popcorn. He didn't want
that one either. I ate two giant balls of popcorn
classic and then you could just but I am complaining. Hey,
you know what was on the other day when I
turned on the National Lampoon Network?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Norman?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh, God, Jesus Christ? Goo in fifth places past week?
Neis too something I've never heard of in my whole life.
Apparently it is a sequel to a twenty nineteen Chinese movie.
It has already become the highest grossing animated film of
all time, and it just opened in America, so I
don't know how that happened. It has ninety nine percent
on roddy. Te's no critics scores yet there or on Metacritics,
(07:54):
so no one's really seen it yet. But I'd be
interesting to see if that's going to hit streaming in
the US anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I ask you your favorite norbit scene? Is it when
Resputant says hey, or when she goes down the water
slide and busts through that fence.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I'm not gonna answer the question.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is it resputing?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Rapulska rah rah rasputine norbits. Let's see what Noorbitt has.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
What is he kicked off your your work internet with this?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You're gonna look at the stream of thanks I looked up.
I'm gonna stay resputing. I'm good with that.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Okay, all right, good enough for me.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What's coming out in theaters this week?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Though? Mac h dude, this Friday. Uh. If you're listening
to this now, it might be out right now. The
Monkey is hitting theaters in the early returns on that
a dual eighty five percent on roddy Te's and a
sixty six on Meta so looks like a yet another
pretty good horror movie early in the year here, and
speaking of good horror ish movies, maybe this is more
of a thriller. Companion is hitting streaming just two or
(08:55):
three weeks after it hit theaters. On roddy Tea's there
are seventy on meta credit for Companions, so I will
probably get to that in the next couple of weeks.
I don't think I'm gonna see Monkey in the theaters,
but it is getting pretty.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Good reviews ruspucca or spucca maybe pronunciation, I don't know.
Nine percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Are you crazy?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Normit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Normit?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
It should be zero?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Possibly news dope. He's playing multiple characters in the movie
mac Eddie Murphy. I don't know if you knew that
or not. Good trailer for Friendship. This is in theaters
in May. It's a new Marvel out that's supposed to
be nuts. We should go see it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Supposed to be nuts.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The way that he he might be the best at
over and under pronouncing words and just.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Putting weird inflections on certain letters.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Like it's a male Catherine O'Hara, Gill and I are.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Of course, are talking about the a twenty four Paul
Rudd and Tim Robinson movie. This appears to be like
a ninety minute I think you should leave sketch and
I am all in on that. I'm really really looking
for it. It looks like it has all of the
best parts of I think you should leave sketches built
into a movie, and so I'm just I'm really excited
(10:08):
for it.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I forget which publication had this, but they wrote I
Love you Man for Sikos.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
That is perfect. Like that makes me want to see
it even more.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
GQ wrote the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It might be. I'm not gonna rule that out. I'm
not gonna rule that, although.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I did think last night at my right page of
thirty six, how much of your life have you forgotten about?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You know what? My issue recently is more short term stuff.
If I don't put it in my phone, it's gone.
But I remember a lot of stuff going away. I
have like memories from when I was like three goo.
I got some early memories.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Because I often will sit there and out of nowhere,
something will hit me from like my twenties, and I'm like, wait,
ow did I do that?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh? I did. So you're saying you're you you personally
worked on blocking stuff out of your.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I might have shut down my brain for a decade.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I drank a lot in my twenties though.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, Jeff Biel, it might be what it is you
and me both.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I know when I used to see the doctor, I
haven't seen a doctor in about a decade. I do
need to go and do that as I approached the
age of forty. But like he had asked you, how
many drinks do you often have in a week, and
you'd kind of like take it down a bit and
then ask you, oh, how often do you black out?
And they want you to say no more than zero.
So when you tell them that, like, oh, I don't
(11:28):
know ten times in the last year, they get very concerned.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I mean, at least you're going to the doctors. I
haven't seen a doctor in a year.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, I haven't gone to the doctor in a decade.
I just told you that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I would say, goo. Actually, maybe we should credit this
podcast for pulling us out of our deep dark twenties,
because I would say the graph with how mature I've gotten,
how adult I've gotten, has gone up as this podcast
has over the last what eight or so years?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You mean, as long as we've done it like our success.
You're not doing that for success. Our success is this
and then.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
This straight nosedive like all these planes out of the
air these days.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Don't get me started on politics news dope. Oh did
you see this? Do you hear about this? Amazon hot
on the fucking press right now? They have bought James Bond.
This is a shocking move. Amazon MGM Studios is set
to take creative control over Double O seven the franchise,
(12:28):
as the longtime producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli
step back. One would assume that Broccoli got some green.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Gu Bezos took to Social Needs Social Meds to ask
who the fans want as the next Bond, which is
a smart move on his part. I have two thoughts here.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He made it a Twitter poll. Whoever you want, We're
gonna pay them, guys.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's who it is. That's who it is. It'll be
Kate McKinnon.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What a terrible movie. That would be worse than Norbit.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I don't really give a fuck about this. Bond News.
I am worried they're gonna turn it into like a
shitty Amazon Prime series. That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I would assume that they're gonna keep Bond separate, but
what they might do is spin off a Bond world
and give you eight the Double eight, but give you
you know, like the offices that he works at and
stuff as like a series or something.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, we'll get like two four.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I know everyone is pushing for Henry cavill I bet
Idris Alba is brought back into the mix. Now, I'm
not a bondage boy. I don't give a shit. Yeah yeah, yeah,
news dope. Marvel has put the pause on three television
shows that they have been developing, Nova, Terror Inc. And
(13:49):
Strange Academy. These what's supposed to be expected with U
Wong as the focus.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Me yeow. Nova was the only one I was even aware.
You said, Pat, oh.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Fuck, I like to get you a soundboard. If you
hit that sounder right there, I would have understood immediately.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Uh. Nova I was aware of, and it was I was.
I can't say I'm looking forward to that, but I
was interested in that. Tyror Ank never heard of. So
see you never Strange Academy is interesting because I had
no idea they were working on it. But I do
really like Wong and the magical shit, so it's a
bummer that that's on delay, but maybe he'll be featured elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Gots more clips for Daredevil Born Again.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
It looks like this show is gonna be all it's
shocked up to be. Season two has already begun filming,
and goo. We also got Marvel exec Brad Winderbaum revealing
that they're exploring bringing back more of those Defender characters
into the MCU. To me, that probably means Jess Jones
more than anyone else, but at least they're taking a
look at it and maybe considering bringing them back. I
(14:55):
also would says Joe is probably only one worth bringing back.
But you know, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Do you think people will say that Marvel is back?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, I it is odd. So we've been getting drops
here and there with Daredevil over the last couple of months,
but now that Brave World Brave New World didn't do
that great, it's been full steam ahead for these last
like ten days marketing God because they're like all right
with thrown Captain America out the back window. Here comes
Daredevil and he's got.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
A ways so he can fly. It's okay, he's protected.
He has his Wakandan suit. No super steroids, but an
impenetrable suit. Yeah, no, pe, just like all us common men.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Do you think superheroes get drug tested in the Marvel
Cinematic Universe.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Probably, but they let him know ahead of time. They
get tipped off, They get tipped off. News up, got
our finale for your friendly neighborhood spider man. I am
I think five episodes into the show. I like it.
It's pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I might be an episode or two further in than you,
and I am also really enjoying it. I think Dork
is doing an episode on it next week, so that'll
be good. I don't know if it's worth us doing
an episode on though. I don't care enough of.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It, but it might be like what have you been watching lately?
Maybe put that in a batch with a bunch of
other stuff. I did see that Spider Up. Spider Gwen
is confirmed for season two.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, I saw a quick look of her. She looked
pretty good. Gou also out right now in the midst
of a season is Invincible Season three. Surprisingly, I've enjoyed it.
It's been pretty good so far. They're getting back to
what made season one really good, so I'm hoping for
the best for us.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Speaking of animated superhero shows, who's dope? Creature Commandos Season
two is being fast tracked.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I got a prevailing hot take here, developing hot take.
I don't think this is good for the DCU. I
think other projects are kind of flaming out and not
really coming to fruition, so like fuck, we got a
fast track Creature Commando season two to give them something else,
So I don't think this is really a good thing
for guns DCU.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I still haven't seen one episode of this show, so okay,
it's good.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Credit's good. I liked it, but I don't like that
it's getting fast tracked.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
New's depth. Robert Pattinson finally knows what The Batman two
is about. Matt is a very careful writer, but I
finally now know what it's about. It's very cool and
very exciting.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Thanks thanks, Robert, Thanks for just giving us more and
more blue balls as we wait another five years for
this fucking movie.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I also saw that he said it's crazy how my
entire audience all of my fans went from being girls
to now only guys.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I'd be interested to see because The Batman is really
a fringe comic book movie, right, It's it's it's not
unlike any other comic book movie really, and so I
wonder if it appeals to the masses the way the
Dark Knight trilogy does. AKA, Like, I think The Batman
appeals more to the basement dwelling Batman fans, the ones
(18:04):
that are like, oh, and so I wonder if he
doesn't have that many comic book female fans the way
he would if he were in a Marvel movie.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, I don't think it has the same like general
audience appeal that The Dark Knight has. Where first off,
The Dark Knight came out when there wasn't a hundred
other superhero movies coming out every single week. Also, it's
a Christopher Nolan movie. It has more of a blockbuster
feel to it. The other one feels more like a
toned down crab new r.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I've just so like, have the has the Twilight fans
now they've moved on from Pattinson? Is that what's happening here?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
They're all team Edward or was he Edward he was Edward,
so team Jacob. Now they're all following Latner around Latner
same thing. They all love grown ups too, that's where
they are. They're all watching grown Ups two on a loop.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Taylor Lartner used to date Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oh, has she written a song about him?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I think he might be married to a girl named
Taylor too. Hold on, let me let me fact check that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Get on the Google machine for that. I can't google that.
I've already googled Norbit heavy woman, so I'm getting fired right.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
After the show wife. Yeah, his wife's name is.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Taylor as well, and his name is Taylor.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Taylor Dome is his wife, So they're both Taylor Latner
and he used to date Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's a real Ryan Davey situation. It was Dee got
a little Kazinski teaser for F one, really showing off
what they're looking to do visually in this movie.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
This movie's gotta kick ass. That's gonna be really good.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
This is gonna be one of those movies where the
storyline doesn't matter. It Cop sent it right, Top Gun
Maverick movie. If you just look at the storyline.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's fine. Stason Sawid but.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
As a movie, as a blockbuster kicks ass.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
But that's why this will get put over right in
some much of the same way Maverick did. You'll have
the great acting of Brad Pitt, like really pulling you
into the story on top of the fucking Bookoo special effects.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Is depe but a trailer for Bring Her Back? This
is an a twenty four movie. You say that the
internet is going nuts for this trailer. Is this the
trailer that I saw? It's just a minute long and
it just looks spooky as shit.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
There's a cat in it. The internet is going nuts
for this trailer. I like, I don't know. Horror movies
are so hit or missed for me that like, I
can't it's hard for me to psych myself self up
for a horror movie. This is hit in theaters in May,
and it's from the two Talk to Me directors, Danny
Philippoho and Michael Philippo. Is how you say it, Philippoo?
(20:45):
So I don't know people are really liking the trailer.
It's it's fine.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's dope. I want to hear a movie that I'm
not excited about.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah, good, let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
This would be Martin Scorsese's next movie, starring Dwayne the
Rock Johnson. It'll follow and in an aspiring Hawaiian crime
boss who fights rival crime factions for control of the
underworld of the Hawaiian Islands. So it looks like The
Rock is trying to cut that type cast right off,
(21:16):
which if you think about it, and I think it
was fast in The Furious Six he had a cast
on his arm and he tore it off or he
flexed it off. There you going did the same with
this type cast.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, he'll probably do the same thing. Gont do your
deber downar look uh Leo set the co star along
with Emily Blunt. I don't know, man scorse Ace very
hit or missed the last five years. So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
And he's trying to make The Rock a thing. I
don't know if I like this.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well see though, So The Smashing Machine is supposed to
be coming out at the end of this year, and
maybe that will change our tune on The Rock. Maybe
it'll show he can do actual dramatic acting. I don't do.
There was a movie in two thousand and four, it's
a remake called Walking Tall that came out starting The
Rock in Johnny Knoxville. The Rock's great in that movie.
He just got away from doing that.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
The way Dave Bautista talks about him, I don't think
he's gonna be a good actor.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Oh, Dave Battista's been taking some shots out.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well, No, he's Over the years, people have always said
to him, Hey, you know, would you want to make
a movie with The Rock and John Cen. He's like, no,
I want to be a serious actor.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, it's true. And once again, and Dave Bautista was
in the news in the past couple weeks talking about
he's done being the big dumb guy type cash sort
of thing. Dave Bautisa's what seven minutes in Blade Runner
twenty forty nine is better than ninety percent of every
actor that has done anything, especially the Rocks. So please
(22:43):
give Dave Bautista more dramatic.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Roles and go watch him in stubor.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Come on, don't undercut me like that news damp.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The hawks be squawking. Both Ethan and Maya have spoken
out recently about casting directors looking are actors based on
their social media followers, as opposed to what they should
be doing. Looking for actors' children to hire for their movies.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, this is a bit of the pot calling the
kettle black, for sure. It does speak to a lot
of the ship bag movies we get today, especially streaming wise,
where they'll just take someone with a lot of followers
and throw them in a fucking horrible rom com or
something like that. So I get it from the studio side,
it's a built in audience at the same time, like,
it's really easy to kill a starlight that way too.
(23:34):
If you put them in two movies and they're built terrible,
no one's gonna take them serious.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
So that was an unnecessary shot at Maya Hawk, by
the way, and I'm very sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
She is very good.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
She is very good. But Ethan Hawk went on to
say something along the lines of all these social media
people they have six pack abs, but acting isn't about
having six pack abs. If Robert Denara wanted six pack abs,
he could do it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I mean, just scroll up two stories. If it was
about six pack apps, the rock wouldn't be shit on
every time he.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Cts news Depp. What's next for Bong June Ho? I
forgot his name for a second. I'm forgetting a lot
right now. It's my advanced.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Age you stroked out there for a second. Bong ju
Ho's next live action movie will be a horror action
film set in an underground subway in Seoul, South Korea.
He says, that's my life project. This is a story
I've been thinking about since two thousand and one, and Goo,
I'll tell you right now. Obviously we loved Parasite and
(24:34):
it was fucking phenomenal. If Mickey seventeen crushes, I'm gonna
be all in on anything. Bjh is what I'm calling
him now. Bom Juno. Current ratings for Mickey seventeen eighty
eight percent from the critics, seventy five on Metacritics, so
it's starting out in a good spot. Also, speaking of Parasite,
there's still in production or in development the Parasite series
(24:58):
coming to HBO, and Bong June had a little quip
here Goo, the writing room of that show can be
another TV show in and of itself. No oh about that.
That's drama going on in the Parasite writing room.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I do like Robert Pattinson has spoken out recently or
spoken about recently his role in Mickey seventeen, crediting Tom
and Jerry and Jackass for his inspirations for the movie.
Love that although I'm picking up a little multiplicity, how
about you.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Okay, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, because he's got that one, you know, juvenile character,
Michael Keaton.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I like when Michael Keaton talks about multiplicity and he's like,
if you made that movie now, you could shoot it
in five days. It took us so long. It took
us way too long to make that movie.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
H man. I bring this up every once in a while,
but it's simultaneously both the worst and best account on
social media. I don't remember if it was a YouTube
count originally or not, but it was a movie they
would basically ruin movies with cell phones, like if this
would this plot be possible with a cell phone? And
it's like eighty five percent of movies or no is no.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Ben Stiller says that Adam Scott's performance in Step Brothers
influenced his decision to cast him in Severance.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I think for a lot of us, that was the
first time and really only time we've seen Adam Scott
as a fucking dickhead, and it did help great. Really, yeah,
I guess, but being a teenage bully is just No.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He's a swindler. He wasn't like a Harley Kiner. His
real name was Harvey. By the way, Harley was just
a straight up bully. Griff would swindle you.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
So I think it did help a lot of people
see Adam Scott in a different light, because obviously, once
Parks and Rec became so famous, it was hard to
see Adam Scott and like anything more than being that
lovable character. And so here we are.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I asked you this question, do you think, just based
off of like the recent roles you have, Parks and Rec,
is Adam Scott a television actor Hall of Famer?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah? Also really takes his too right, And if Severance
finishes remotely near the high that it's had over the
first season and a half, you're gonna have to nominate him, right.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I would say two successful shows. But then also you
need to win awards.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Did he win anything for Ben Wyatt?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't think so, But has he won something for.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
This Definitely didn't win anything for season one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So he needs to win something for season two. Otherwise
small hall not involved. Just like, yeah, better call Saul
not in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yeah, Bob Odenkirk, Yeah, This is interesting because no one
really knew about Severance three years ago and season one
came out. I think now as the award cycles, you'll
get some Adams.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It is the most watched series in Apple tv plus history,
and may I remind you that Ted Lesso is also
on Apple tv Plus.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, it's no small achievement. Here's the other thing, though,
good because I mean, he clearly he's the he's the
main actor of the show. But John Deturo has been
so fucking good this season that like, you can't even
choose Adam Scott as a top dog right now, and
like everyone's crushed it. The dude that plays fucking Miltcheck
he's phenomenal too, Like Adam Scott is really good, but
like he's kind of getting outsigned right now.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I didn't realize Jeffrey G is also in Marvel's Jeffrey G.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Dylan G.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Dylan G. What the fuck his name is? I'm Jeffrey
that's right, You're Jeffrey G. You're you're Jeffrey Jenkins.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Dylan G's the hot Dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
He's the hot dog guy. He's also in Shang Chi.
He's the guy recording on the bus.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
And yeah, that's right. And he's also in the first
episode of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, dyling G that's what I said. News dump. Will
Smith is confirming sequels. Why not maygett I am Legend two.
It's moving forward. Him and Michael B. Jordan have sat
down for about a week and have gone through character stuff. Also,
Handcock two is in the works. The plan is to
approach Zandia for a role. We've done that multi couple times.
(29:00):
She can have a role. In this podcast, she keeps
saying no.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, hard no from Zendia. It seems like the obvious
thing there was he she'd be playing his daughter in
Hancock two. I'll say it once, I'll say it again.
Hancock is underrated. It is the classic movie that if
it had an R rating, or if it was able
to be made ten years later, it might have been
fucking awesome. It's not great as it currently exists, but
(29:24):
I do think that is a better movie than most
people will give it credit for. Well.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Mac rumor has it that she will be playing a
daughter in another movie, Shrek's daughter in Shrek five. Really,
that's what I've seen. That's on the scuttle butt on
social media.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
So Zendia, yes to Shrek, but no to us and
Will Smith.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'd probably do the same if I'm being honest. You
think Shrek us, Handcock two, pretty even Shrek five, Shrek five. Also,
speaking of Zendaya news dump, Marshawn Lynn has joined the
cast of Euphoria season three.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I don't know what's going on in Euphoria. I don't
know what's going on in Marshaun Lynch's life. This is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Vince Gilligan said that he is sick of writing bad,
mean character because a bunch of losers think that they're
cool and they try and act like them.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, he is a little over how these bad characters,
these great villains have become too inspirational. I get that,
But at the same time, like every story has roughly
a good hero, not every story has a good villain,
and so when we get a good villain, we really
fucking love those villains. You know. The beauty of breaking
Bad his series is that everyone was kind of a
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bad guy, and so like it was really fun, you know,
liking and hating every single character in that show. I
don't know, Like, I guess Jesse comes away cleanest, right,
But Jesse was still a really bad guy and that's
why that shows so great. More things should be like that.
He's also already apparently already finished his next show, gou
It is going to be a psychological sci fi that
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explores the human condition in a surprising way. And it's
apparently being compared to classics like E. T which is
bizarre to compare a television show too. And ray A Seahorn,
who starred in Better Call Saul as Kim Wexer, is
set to be the lead. And it's already done filming,
like I said, and it is coming to Apple TV.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Plus, is she related to Jason Seahorn?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
It's a great question. I would naturally draw that too.
Two honkeys, only two honkeys on the planet.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I know with Seahorn she plays defensive back too. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I think she spells it differently though.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Jason out of the Ocean, Yeah, yeah, yeah. News dont
a Goonies sequel.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I don't care about this. This skew, But also I'm
intrigued because it's such a legendary movie. A Goonies sequel
is moving forward at Warner Brothers after forty years.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That movie came out in eighty three eighty four and.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Get this, gu this will this will really sell folks
on it. Pazzi Poncheroli has been attached to the script.
I said to you, gu who the fuck.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Is that that person had to have been born in
the thirties with the name Pozzi Pozzi Pozzoli. You fucking
Pozzi poz Hey, peep, you know what I would have
told them when they moved to Hollywood. You changed that name?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Fucking Pozzi Pozzioli always still in the last Pitzel at
the fucking Sunday dinners.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I was told when I was at school that I
should change my last name for it being too long
and too Italian. This is just over the top, No.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Because the greatest name we ever grew up with is
one of your best friends closer. You're closer to him
than ire greatest name I've ever heard. Still to this day,
I want more names to be like that.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Okay, news dump, and finally, you have watched SNL fifty.
By the way, if you have not heard our episode
from this past week, we did a build your own
cast with thirty dollars. We gave you the money for
each person ten categories. Please go and listen to that episode.
We also posted those money amounts and categories on social
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media in a beautiful doc so check that out. Give
us your lineups. We've already gotten a bunch of them
and I've loved them.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Graphic and chart with the two words you're looking forward,
I saw not those two words. It's on Twitter. Good,
did a good job putting that together. Go check that out.
Ten categories, five cast members.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Each, fuck TLDR am I right, can you can figure
it out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Good. I finally watched SNL fifty. You had watched it
over the weekend. The show itself, I thought was pretty good,
pretty good. It felt more memorable in SNL forty for
whatever reason, I disagree.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I think forty felt more memorable.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Okay, well, agree to disagree. I thought, like you had said, uh,
getting Eddie Murphy and Will Ferrell together in a sketch
for the first time ever was fucking awesome, which is
really really cool to see. And then prior to that,
Eddie Murphy's Tracy Morgan impression was fucking perfect. It was
so good, like Eddie Murphy still got it.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I thought about it after though, how did you not
so you still have Murphy doing Tracy Morgan. How do
you not have Jay Farrow on the stage doing Eddie
Murphy at the same time.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
That would have been perfect. You're right, that would have
been fucking great.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It would have been the best. And then you have
Tracy Morgan doing a shitty Chris Rock impression or get
ballzy and you have Jimmy Fallon do his Chris Rock
impression again.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah, and either way, remove Leslie Jones from the situation.
So that's a district.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
They had to get Leslie Jones in there somehow. I understand.
She was a big part of the cast for a while.
She wasn't good on the show. She wasn't good that
night either, But here we are.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Goo second takeaway the host of SNL fifty, Steve Martin.
He looks fucking unbelievable for seventy nine years old. He
looks good anyways, he would look good for fifty five,
never mind seventy nine, So credit to him. He's agent
quite well. And then grew my final takeaway from the
weekends festivities, the Radio City SNL fifty contract tribute thing.
They did fucking great, awesome, some really cool things on there,
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including a couple sketches that they didn't get into the
SNL fifty actual show. I think the Shine a couple
of great musical performances. But I thought the shining moment
there was Will Ferrell and uh yeah on a gastyre
doing the uh what is the name of their religious.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
The Culps, Yes, Marty and Culp Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Their little medley of songs was fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
It was that so good and the Lonely Island I
thought were the two best parts of that.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Lonely Island was also awesome. Yeah, and Gota was great.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I thought the worst part was Jimmy Miiley was very good. Oh,
she was very good. I did not like Jimmy Fallon
during that. He's exhausting to watch.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
He seemed ill prepared for the role. However, I did
like the twenty seconds of sandlor impression we got from him.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
But I also I thought the worst part of the
night was him telling his story about how he got
Lauren to laugh.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
There you go, there was a standlor impression.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I was like, stop making this about yourself, no one else.
Get up there and get the next act going. Get
it almost.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Feels like it feels like to me that they had
had a host that backed out and they grabbed Fallon
last minute because he seemed pretty unprepared for a couple
of the things that went on during it.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Because as soon as he started doing the Blues brothers,
I said, brother, please.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
But like, that's what Fallon is best at. Impressions and
musical impressions too. He's truly great, one of the best
we've ever seen. If you can just control him and
keep him in his lane, he's great. When he steps
out of that lane and he tries to be this
leading man host type, it doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Also, when he had that weird exchange with Chevy Chase,
I said to myself, I feel like Chevy's not going
to be in the fiftieth anniversary episode. He does not
seem all there.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, I don't really think he deserves to either. He
was on it for one.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Season, one and a half seasons. Yeah, you see him
fall off that ladder that one time. I want to
say one time. I mean every episode he fell off
of something or through something.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
He deserves mentioned, but no one wants Chevy Chase back.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I liked Bill Murray had a good joke during the
weekend update about Chevy Chase. He's like, yeah, you're the
first one to do it that he's moved on.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, his rakings were great, Yes, the top ten. Yeah,
that was that was brilliant too. Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Also, Vanessa Behar was hilarious in it too. With those two.
Fred Armison failed to.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Mention during our episode, she was awesome. And then uh,
I liked Mariy fucking with Jost in that too, because
we forget that one of scar Jo's, one of her
first breakout performances was lost in translation co starring with
Bill Murray, so he's known her forever, you know, So
that's fun.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
And then I think I mentioned it during our episode.
But like, my one big complaint is just their need
to shoehorn celebrities into a bunch of those sketches when
they could have just had their old cast members in there,
Like for the Robert Goolay Lawrence Welk thing, you could
have had Molly Shannon, Rachel Dratch, Sherry o' terry as
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opposed to Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, I totally understand that. However, I liked the question
and answer part with Faye and put question.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
The answer thing. That's when you do have the celebrities,
but in the actual sketches have the sketch comedians do it.
I also, I think my favorite line of the night,
because I do not like the John Mulaney Big Broadway things,
is when he goes, oh, where did David Spade go?
And Spade's like, I think I get it?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Man, uh sneaky great. And the two times we saw
him was Adam Driver. He's the best. He's so good.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
He is good.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
All right.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So that'll do it for this News Dump. Go and
check us out next week and listen to our last episode.
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