Gen V (Season Two)

From the world of The Boys - We discuss the second season of 'Gen V'


Created by Evan Goldberg, Eric Kripke and Craig Rosenberg and starring Jaz Sinclair Chance Perdomo and Lizzie Broadway - From the world of "The Boys" comes "Gen V," which explores the first generation of superheroes to know that their super powers are from Compound V. These heroes put their physical and moral boundaries to the test competing for the school's top ranking.


What did you think of the show? How does it compare to The Boys? Are we dumb?


Also - Mac guesses movies, tries to explain how we post podcasts & blind ranks monsters he thinks are real!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mac during my usual doom scrolling doctor doom scrolling, I
came across I forget who was doing this, so I
can't even properly cite this, but there was a game.
There's a game of foot that I want to play
with you where you name some actors and then the
other person tells you what movie it is. Are you

(00:23):
ready to play this with me?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
So you're gonna name a cast, and I gotta name
the movie.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm gonna go actor by actor. I'm gonna go four
mount rushmore of actors from that movie, and after each actor,
tell me what movie you think it is?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
All right, so I have unlimited guesses basically.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, you get one guess after each actor, and then
after the four you can throw a couple at me. Okay,
all right, we just worked it out. That's our new game.
We created it. It's called Guess the Movie off the
Actors that I.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes, first time anyone's ever doing this.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's a good theme song. I'm very curious if someone
owns that and if we can get ticketed on that
from YouTube or wherever we're posting this.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I guess we'll figure it out once we've become famous.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's on the board. That means it's for everybody, right, Yeah,
I agree, Mac the first movie. Please tell me what
movie this is? Terrence Howard, iron Man, Taraji p Henson,
Hustle and Flow, Sophia Venegata, Soul Playing, Mark Wallaberg.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Four Brothers. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
This game is already the best one we've ever done,
and we thought of it too.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I should have maybe got after Howard to Vigara. Yeah,
all right, I'll take that though.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
We have two more, all right, Twain, The Rock, Johnson
Walking Tall, Julie Andrews.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Julie Andrews and the Rock. Maybe it's animated.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh sorry, none of these are animated, all live action.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, Julie Andrews and the Rock, FAF the Fat Fat.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hobbs and Shaw Seth McFarlane.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh is this? What is this? The Hateful Eight, Magnificent seven?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Ashley Judd.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Actually Judd was in a movie with The.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Rock and Julie Andrews.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh why, Actually, Judd, it was in that Spider movie
with Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Any other guesses.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's all I have for actors.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yep, that's all you got for mountain.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Actually, Judd, Julie Andrews, the rock SETH McFarlane, I got nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Twenty ten's tooth Fairy.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Tooth fairy. Oh, he's the football player and yeah, or.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
The hockey player. It's one of those two.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Is he a hockey player?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And I think he's a hockey player in that one,
and then he's a football player and a different one. Okay,
the game plan is the football player. There you go,
and the pacifier has vinde Yes. Now we figure not
to give away what the next movie is, but I've.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Not seen the tooth Fairy.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
So there you go, and your third one. You're one
of two right now. This is how we break the tie,
the rubber match, if you will, sure?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Dennis Farina.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
So I know Dennis Farina is? I know the name.
I don't know what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm not allowed to answer that question.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
All right, I'm gonna google him. Megan malally, So Dennis Farina.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Don't look up what he's known for.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
That's gonna Dennis Farina, Okay. Meghan Malalley's just from Will
and Grace and Parks and rec. I got nothing yet,
Jason Lee, Jason Lee, Meghan Malalley, Dennis Verina, nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Dogma, Tom Green Freddy got fingered, we should have quit
while we were ahead. Listen to what hell Boy told
us road Trip The answer Stealing Harvard?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh okay, all.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Right, Well started off and really chilled off by the end,
just like the tooth fairy who's a hockey player.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I could I don't think I've seen Stealing Harvard in
twenty three years.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Would you have gotten it if it was another one
of the Harvard movies from the time or the Tom
Green movies from the top Green movie, both were red hot.
I'm surprised this didn't make more money.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, you're right, so right, And that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Was guess the movie based off the Mountain rushmore of actors,
not necessarily the top actors from the movie, but actors
in the movie.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
One good three Yeah, Chops three.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
King of Queen.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Mill Street.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Entertainedm go.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
And we are the Mac and Goo program. We hope
that we're bringing you friendship right.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yet today we are attempting, efforting, trying a new podcast medium.
You obviously listened to it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify. Any
of our podcasts are found. There's an intermediarya there that
we record on Spreaker was our oge.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Now we still I'm sorry. We are switching to a
different RSS feed soon. We're going way too far behind
the scenes. We're way too much jargon right now, if
you will, we are switching to a different home for
our RSS feeds soon. We are on a different site
that we are recording on right now. We used to
do stream Yard. They fucking suck. So now we're on Riverside.

(05:43):
Let's see how this goes.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, I think we did something and then we stumbled
upon Spreaker. We did something for like ten episodes, and
we use spreaker for a couple of years. Then we've
been using stream yard for a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, you are you don't know what you're talking.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
About, something like that streamyard completely.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
We started on SoundCloud. Yes, we moved a spreaker. We've
been using it for ten years.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, we're on streamyard.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Streamyard is how we record it. Spreaker is where our
RSS feed lives.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh we used to oh oh oh, oh, okay, I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You know what. Uh Streamyard replaced what us being face
to face being in the same rum.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Uh? Okay, but will we not record on spreaker? No?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, we used to record into an audio recording software
usually Adobe Audish upload, and then we would upload it
to spreaker, where it then sends all of our podcasts
off too.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, there you go. I just learned something new.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I now know how we do this. I told everyone
this at the seminar that we hosted at Staples years ago.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, oh, back when I knew what I was talking about.
Back at twenty nineteen. Goo yeah, fro by the way, folks,
new platform, new Macagoo. We're backing better than ever.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Just like except also, let's talk about this for a second.
What are we doing has truck? This is not even
a truck this year. It's a race car. And if
you open the front of the hood, a smaller car
comes out.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I like the idea that we're not just gonna keep
on throwing fire trucks or ambulances, cop trucks or airplanes
every year.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
But you know, the old cop truck, the old cop.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Truck, the Ford Explorer. I believe, but I do not
like the look of this race car. And I hope
that this has not ruined my son's Christmas.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, speaking of race cars, good today we are discussing
gen V season two. This has been I believe two
years in them making GENV season one September of twenty
twenty three. With The Boys, we began six years ago,
six and a half years ago, way back in the
summer of twenty nineteen. So this is like in every

(07:54):
other year type of thing we're getting these days. Cool,
your hand is raised.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I was actually looking for a high five, but since
we're in different places, we can't give high fives. That's
why I want to be face to face with you,
so we can start doing high fives mid episode again like.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
We used to. That was our whole episode.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
We used to call it high Fives.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
No Boys. I have a question, had my question.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, okay, do you wish that gen V started, say
after season two of The Boys, so we could have
gotten more stuff that wasn't as Boys centric on this show,
Like the first season felt like it was separate from
the Boys. This felt like a placeholder or a setup
for The Boys season five.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't think that it felt separate. It felt different,
but still a part of it.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm saying that it felt like it was leading into
The Boys season five, whereas the first season was separate.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Talking about the first season, the first season didn't feel separate.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
The first season felt like it almost like it was
his own thing, but.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
A little bit, but it was still attached.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do you wish that we had more seasons like that, say,
if they started it after season two of The Boys
and we've got two seasons like that as opposed to
one season and then this season, which is a lead in.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, because I don't want to get too much. I
never want too much of something. I want to be,
you know, I want to be seeking it, desiring.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm a glutton for punishment. I want more.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
You know, the length of time. You know, by the
time we get the end of The Boys, it's gonna
be seven years into it. But we did get two
seasons of gen V to supplement that, So I suppose
you're averaging one show per year. If anyone listening right
now has not watched gen V season one, I don't

(09:35):
I don't know what you're doing here. But gen V
season one was pretty great. It was on par with
the quality of the Boys seasons we've gotten, and it
didn't have the high highs of the Boys, but it
was consistently great. So we were very much looking forward
to the season. It's been a little bit delayed for
a couple of reasons, one being a death of a

(09:57):
main character from season one. Secondly because they've had to
figure out what they're gonna do with the Boys, which
just clearly is going to lead into the final season
of it. So there has been a little bit of
what's the word goo a loss of interest per se,
where a year ago, a year and a half ago,

(10:17):
I was like really excited to get here, and now
we've just kind of stumbled into the second season of
gen V. That said, goot, I am reminded once again.
And this is more so with The Boys than GENV,
but it applies that what this show does and what
The Boys does is like so different and so far
above what other shit on TV is doing, especially live action,

(10:41):
that like, I just really enjoy operating in this world.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's a nice world.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's a great world. It's a great world. Good. GENV
season two gave us a three episode premiere on September seventeenth.
It just finished up on October twenty second. This is
a TVMA action adventure, comedy, drama, sci fi genres of
superhero and teen drama, and the real change here between
the Boys and gen V is GENV is simply not

(11:09):
as comedic as the Boys because it's a little more
uh teen drama and a little more building out the
world underneath the boys, so you're missing a little bit
of that comedic effect. You get some, but not as much.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's very x men, it's very much sure being at
the school and dealing with others like you, but not
like minded.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
We were seeing how how the sauce is made. For
lack of a better term there, gou GENV Season two
is eight episodes of about three hundred and eighty minutes total.
That's around six hours of content roughly forty seven and
a half minutes per episode on roddy Teazgoo. Seventy four
from the critics, seventy two percent from the audience. Season one,

(11:53):
much higher from the critics, not too far offrom the
audience ninety seven percent from the critics, seventy seven percent
from the audience. Again, that was two years ago, and
to compare those of the Boys scorers good. Just to
remind you and the folks at home. Season one of
the Boys eighty five percent, ninety percent audience, Season two
ninety seven percent critics, eighty three percent audience. They were
playing catchup season three ninety eight percent audience our critics

(12:16):
again seventy two percent from the audience, which to me,
season three was the best season of the Boys.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I agree, I really like season one though, but that
also has like that newest feel to it.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah. Yeah. And then season four ninety three percent from
the critics, fifty four percent from the audience. That was
June of twenty twenty four, almost a year and a
half ago. Now, and what we've started to come upon,
which Goo and I were discussing in our last episode
when discussing this show, is now stuff that was kind

(12:50):
of far fetched in twenty nineteen is becoming more and
more real every day. And so now the Boys and
gen V is a feeling a little more topical and
on the nose. And okay, if you don't like that,
fair enough, But gen V and the Boys were always
going this way. It was her world in our country
that wasn't necessarily going down its path. So these two

(13:12):
things were kind of running adjacent parallel and they've sort
of collided. So if you don't like shows that are
too topical, totally understand it's not for you. I'm not
gonna blame you. I don't care I don't care. It
doesn't bother me. If things are being referenced in real
life or if it mimics real life, that does not
bother me whatsoever. I don't know how you feel about that.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think it depends on how clever it is. That's
really how I deal with all jokes, is how good
of a joke it is. If it's not a good
enough joke, I'm like, that's kind of lazy.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sure. Sure, so the audience is feeling the audience their
feeling has changed, or at least the ones vocal has
changed about this show and the Boys. The critics, though
kind of in lockstep here gow season one on Metacritic
of seventy to three. Season two is seventy four. The
four Boy seasons seventy four, eighty, seventy seven, seventy six.

(14:01):
So the critics are like, yeah, this is all kind
of the same. I think to goose point one in
three stand out a little bit. I do think season
four was the worst one, but still really good, and
season two just lagged behind season one and three. But again,
this is always my point when it comes to the Boys,
like just operating this world is a blast and it's
a victim of its own self because the highs of

(14:22):
the show are so fucking phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
And I also think it's very important too to tell
you how we each watch this show. Mac watched it
once a week, well, the first three episodes came out
at once, and then once a week. I binged it,
and a lot of this season almost felt like to
me because I was binging it, like they were running

(14:45):
in place and I was waiting for something else to happen.
When it all just started to kind of feel the
same zee and it got very melodramatic at you know,
different points.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I mean, I can't blame you for feeling that. I
feel like you should have the opposite feeling, honestly based
on how you watched it. But I mean, it is
what it is.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Here, and also there's a there's a nice little thing
that happens here. We'll get into it in spoilers. But
I think you could have handled it a little bit differently.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, all right, that's that's big marketees, But what din'd
you say? This quality wise fits in with the other
five seasons of television we've got.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I think that they spent an awful lot of time
telling people that they're the chosen one, and that kind
of I don't know. I feel like the show is
or The Boys at least has done a very good
job of like not being like that.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, but so that's part of the difference is this
show was made to build one character.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
This one really felt like a superhero show, okay, whereas
the other stuff is anti superhero show.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't know if I agree with that, but this
show was made with a different goal, a goal to
supplement and make the Boys better. You know, give us
a couple characters in The Boys. So naturally this show
was never going to be as good, but I just
feel like it still belongs in the conversations.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I also think that you could have gotten by the
end of the season. What you gave us in the
eight episodes, you could have done in five. Ah, but
you could have done a couple other episodes where you
do other things. And once again, spoilers will talk about
that later, okay, Goo.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
This show is written by Evan Goldberg, Eric Kripke, and
Craig Rosenberg. The whole written developed by so who knows
exactly what the percentage is there Evan Goldberg, you would
know from the Ali G show super Bad, Pineapple Express,
This is the End, Preacher, TMNT, Mut and Mayhem in
the studio worked with Seth Rogan on the studio as well.

(16:51):
Him and Seth Rogen Goo are signed on to write
and direct the Invincible movie adaptation. I don't know if
that's live action. I believe it is, okay, so that'll
be interesting. Eric Kripke Goo, you would know from Supernatural
that had about thirty five seasons on the CW. He
also did a show called Timeless that was somewhat successful
in the Boys. Of course, this show and this universe

(17:13):
is based on the comic book series by Garth Ennis.
And then you would also know Craig Rosenberg from Preacher
and The Boys. There was five directors on this season. Goo.
I don't know any of their names, so I'm not
gonna talk about him. Synopsis of this show, which once
again they never.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Are going to give them credit.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Nope, they never update the synopsis. After season one from
the world of the Boys comes gen V, which explores
the first generation of superheroes to know that their superpowers
are from Compound V. These heroes put their physical and
moral boundaries to the test, competing for the school's top
ranking now to remind everyone, we discover at the end

(17:48):
of season three of the Boys that Compound V was
not like these heroes were created. They were not birthed
this way, and so that was really the press and
a major jumping off point for season one, which sort
of has fallen to the back now now that we
got season four and now we're in the midst of
season two of this do This show stars j Justin

(18:11):
Clair's Marie Moreau, Lizzie Broadway as Ema Meyer, Matty Phillips
as Kate Dunlap London Thor, and Derek lew as Jordan Lee.
Two versions Osa German as Sam Riordan Reardan Sean Patrick
Thomas's Polarity, that is Andre's father, who played a small
role the first season a bigger role this season. Hammush
Link later goose Favorite Actor on the Planet as Dean Seipher.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
How would I know him?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
You would know hammish Link later as the brother in
The New Adventures of Old Christine.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's how I would know That's where you would know him.
That's how I would know him. Also, shout out to
all the actors the are they teenagers or late.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Early Gery Moreau is like thirty years old. She looks
extremely young. Credits obvious young looking actors. They're all very
good in this Yeah, justin Claire. I believe his thirty
off twenty pretty easily. And the biggest missing puzzle piece
here was Chance Perdomo, who passed away following season one.
He played Andre Anderson. Polarity is his father, and I

(19:11):
think what you end up seeing in this show is
Polarity takes on a big role and it's not that
it doesn't make sense, it's just you can tell that,
like what he ends up doing, a lot of what
he ends up doing would have been done by Andre.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
But I do like the relationship and how they slide
that character into like a teacher's role, and then that's
how you can introduce him to like the rest of
the kids or worked with.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
They pulled it off well, no doubt they found a
pretty seamless way to do it good. Gen V season
one brought the Boys to a little bit more relatable level.
With this team drama aspect, we see how like adolescents
and other people in society have been shaped by everything
and in the events of the Boys and then not
knowing V was now knowing V was a choice by

(19:55):
Parents and Vaught and not random. So I feel like
season one was a bit of a combo of The
Boys season one and two, where it world builds and
really serves as a lead into other stuff, specifically season
three and four of the Boys. Really good world building.
And to remind you where everyone was at the end
of GENV season one, our gang that we liked, the

(20:17):
good guys were locked away.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Well speak for yourself.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, because Homelander arrived, but Sam and Kate were out
operating with the Seven and being used as tools from
the seven. And to remind everyone where we were following
season four of the Boys, because that kind of led
directly into this, and this is going to lead directly
into season five, by the way. Our takeaways our main
feelings from season four of the Boys. I gave it
thirty four, you gave it thirty two is it felt

(20:41):
like they were kicking the can down the road. And
season three was so great we both had it at
thirty nine borderline forty dog property and it felt like
a lot of wasted time.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, a lot of what is in that season is like, well,
we can't get into this yet. Yeah, let's have Homelander
do something that's gonna have people saying whoa. But after
a while, well, too many woes turn into.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes, agreed, agreed. So in the culmination of season four,
we get Victoria Newman being killed by Billy Butcher and
his fucking v tentacles. Her daughter gets put into the system.
Now Butcher's basically a full on soup, but is also
sick and dying. You think that he's not a soup,
but it's actually the cancer slash tumor. That's the soup.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Firecrackers, also disgusting.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Not like a good soup. Well here's the one that says,
what's your favorite soup? I don't really like soup, to
be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
There's a fun little story for you. When my father
he would bring soup to work, I like a stew
and one day he thought that he was taking a
broccoli cheddar soup to work because the container said broccoli
cheddar soup. He put it in the microwave, went to
take a bite with a spoon or a slurp with
a spoon, as you would, and it turns out it

(21:50):
was homemade Caesar dressing. A he did not care for that.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
That's a spicy meet the boat very garlicy. Firecracker also
sick in season four of the Boys, so you're wondering
what the hell's going on there. The major theme in
season four and really all of the Boys has been
like family, fatherhood, wanting to be loved. We see that
also in gen V, you know, with Marie and her
sister and all that. Also, Homelander son Ryan has gone rogue.

(22:17):
We're not really sure how good or how bad he is.
We don't know really where he stands. I feel like
season five is going to be predominantly about that. I
thought you had your hand.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
No, it's fixing my caller Q.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
If you remember there was a shape shifter in season four?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
How could I forget that that?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Huey fox And gets engaged to and Starlight is not
very happy about that. At the end of the season,
the Boys get all captured and locked up, except for
Annie because she flies away, and Butcher, who's tentacling everyone. Additionally,
Butcher does have the virus that Frenchy was able to
replicate and cook up, so that's still lurking. Ashley ends
up taking compound V in the finale. She's still lurking.

(22:54):
A train is m Ia Stan Edgar and Samir Newman's
husband is Mia. They're in the wind, and it just
felt like a major again kicking the can down the road,
because Homelander has now dominated all four seasons of the Boys,
and now it feels like season five is pretty telegraphed
and very predictable, Like we feel like we already know

(23:15):
what's gonna happen in season five.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh did I predict at the end of season four
that he was gonna kill everyone and it would end
up being like the Twilight Zone where he finally has
a chance to read but he breaks his glasses.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
You may have that would be a nice twist ending
because I feel like I know exactly what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
He's a king, but he has no one to rule.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
The only real question left by season four of The
Boys and a lot of what happens in this season,
not to spoil anything, is what is Sister Sage's motivation.
We don't know that, so the biggest mystery left here
is what Sister Stage's motivation is, and then also sort
of how Ryan plays out. That's really what season five

(23:54):
is gonna reveal to us, which are major things. But
I hope there's a little bit more, and that's isn't
supposed to be coming out summer of twenty twenty six,
and then we'll also get vot rising in late twenty
six early twenty seven. It feels like that certainly should
have come out before the end of the series. But
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Shall we do the gauntlet?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Fun factor Maybe the least fun of the was this
season six of the six seasons.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
This would be six seasons, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
But I would say the least fun of the bunch.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I would say this is kind of on par of
Season four of The Boys, where it was it was
the most up and down, the most inconsistent of the seasons,
or the least consistent, and fun factor was up and
down throughout as well. However, like the last two or
three episodes I really really enjoyed, I know, but it
was it was the first half.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Then I was like her power set. You kind of
knew by the end where we were going with this.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Sure, but that's but that's what that's what The Boys
has now become though too. It's like it's getting very predictable.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Believe in yourself. Just believe in yourself and you'll do
it love the love satisfactor. I did enjoy something that
they did here. Once again, we'll talk in spoilers, but
I thought they could have done it sooner.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
There's a solid little switch up in here that was
pretty cool. Slash satisfying. The ending is somewhat satisfying. So satisfactors.
Maybe medium warm.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Porridge, not super hot, not super high borometer. Yes, once again,
as someone that binged it, I believe maybe episode five
or six, I was saying to myself, let's get this going,
let's figure out where we want to land this interesting.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I couldn't be more opposite. I thought the final three
were pretty great, and uh, I was feeling that like
in like episode three.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I guess I'm gonna blame this on you for not
telling me weekly that there was a new episode, and
then I had to find out when You're like, oh,
we're doing an episode next week, and I'm like, shit,
I have to binge this. And it didn't ruin my viewing,
but it didn't help.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It all right, fair enough, it wasn't that bored by it.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
No Halloween. Will our interest in this season of television
wane over time? How rewatchable do you think the Boys
is Actually I'll answer that right now. I have gone
back and rewatched seasons of the Boys when leading into
new seasons, so that is a rewatchable. I'm not sure
how rewatchable I'm gonna find this season of jen V.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I think it's all about how we land the play
in season five with the Boys. If it's incredibly satisfying,
then all this has been worth it. Right If they
crush it, then every decision they've made has been worth it.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You have to promise me, okay, and it's not to
make another promise. You can make as many promises as
you want. If Season five of The Boys is great,
you have to go back and watch the entire series.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Why would I do that?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
You just have to promise. I'm not going to promise
that you've never made a promise in your life, or
you've also never kept a promise.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Well, if I've never made a promise, I wouldn't have
one to keep.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Dam you found the loophole a quarter World? Is this
better than nineteen ninety five's Water World? Yeah, no doubt,
no doubt, better quality pants, Tent City, Excite bike Mania,
there was a nice little oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, there was a nice reveal in here that I
was like, ooh, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
To your point, I will say that there are less
pants tents, less excite bike mania jumps in this than
we've seen in past episodes, past seasons of these two shows.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yep. And as much as we love season one dual
thirty sevens, even that didn't have the high highs of
the boys and this certainly doesn't either.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
A lot of the things that they get into in
this season, the you know when you think they might
be in trouble, none of it matters.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I mean, it's all just comes down to like we
you know, Dirk Dirk podcast jokes, but all the time,
like who are we doing this against? Everyone is doing
this against Homelander, So we know this is all just
a way to figure out how to beat Homelander.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Right, But also they get into troubles sometimes they start
doing things that they're not supposed.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
To get into trouble.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Also, what happens with that lady who has a beast
stinger on her ass? I kind of wanted to see
her die or accidentally kill someone, right? Yeah, is that
a spoiler that I just said that?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I don't think so, Like, what's she gonna do like
she's over there. She's got that stinger. She keeps warning
everyone about that stinger, and she'sn't with the stinner. Where
are we Plemonade? When life gives you an actor that
can step on screen for mere moments and make the
movie that much better, it's plemonade. It's delicious. It's Jesse
Plemons Matt who on this show made plemonade with their time.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I'm surprised by it, gu and I just because it's
hard to take him serious based on the way I've
seen him before. But Ethan Slater now Ariana Grande's X,
he reminds me of like a muppet or like, I
don't know, a cartoon character, someone that's just not a
serious individual. And he plays a character in here pretty

(29:02):
damn well, much better than I anticipated that he ever could,
and he pulls it off. And I'm very surprised by that,
So I'll give he makes some plemonade in here.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I like Newman's Daughter.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Newman's Daughter is fun, She's having fun.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
She had a very superman like charm to her. Golly gosh,
always looking at the positive of things. I really enjoyed that,
especially in this negative world that both they and we
live in max credit Union. Who are you giving credit to?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I think it's got to go to Hamish link Later?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Who How would I know him?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
You would know Hamash link Later as the brother of
Christine in the New Adventures.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Of Old Christine. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
He provides comedic relief, comedic relief in this season. He
plays a scary and intimidating person and he does it
fucking damn well, gou He's great. He's great in this season. Now.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I don't know where you fall on this when it
comes to Professor X, but this form finds me or
doesn't remind but it makes me think of Like, imagine
if Xavier's school for the mutated special people.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's what they call it.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Imagine if Professor X was a dickhead. Imagine if he
did not like the humans and he has ulterior motives.
That is who he is playing in.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
This Yeah, he's like, uh, he's like a weird mishmash
of Colonel Striker and Professor X. Like if Colonel Striker
was had Professor X's powers. Yes, and I guess cast
of characters and he That's essentially how this character handles things.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
For those of you Tarty to the Mac and Goop party.
We rate everything on a forty hot dog rating system,
and I agree that Hamish link later is I think
the best part of this season in the most consistent
part of this season. And I do like the idea
of let's take the Xavier's School for the gifted mutants
that are out to save humans. What if they are
on the side of the Mutant brotherhood of people that

(31:02):
hate humans? They what if it's Magneto but with Professor
X's powers and he is trying to unionize and weaponize
all the superheroes out there to kill the people. And
I like that idea. I think that's a fun twist
on something that we've gotten in the past. Speaking of twists,

(31:22):
not bad, not bad, bad, not bad. But like I said,
there were some parts in this season where I'm like,
we could have cut down some episodes. We could have
gotten this moving and something that happens at the end
of the season. I'm like, oh, I would have liked
this extended a little bit, maybe a couple episodes of
this instead of that middle ground of the same stuff

(31:44):
that we got over and over and over again. I
got this round thirty two Hot Ducks, so.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
You have it in line with Boys Season four.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Boy season four, Gil, I.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Definitely like this a little more than you did, And
once again it doesn't have the highs of the Boys,
but the can insistant seeing this show is pretty good.
What I liked more about season two than season one,
I like season one better is totally this season fits
in more the Boys in season one did. Season one
definitely is a little more different, can stand a little
more on its own. But what this season does is

(32:16):
really streamline the story. Now we are really working towards
the Boys season five, whereas season one just sort of
built an undercrop a base for the rest of the universe.
I love Marie Moreau. I think Jasin Claire absolutely crushes it.
The rest of the cast of characters are fine enough.
You know, they don't distract Jordan. Lee's got a really
fucking cool power. I do like that about this show.

(32:39):
It gives you a chance to show even the small
stuff powers, which is like the whole power structure that
God you hear. It does just lack the chance to
be really great because you know, all it really is
is building towards the Boys season five, So that knocks
it down a couple pegs, not even one. It just

(32:59):
you just know, oh, it's almost as much as I
enjoyed it. It does give you that feeling a little
bit of homework, like I need to watch this because
it'll fill in some gaps for The Boys season five.
I have this thirty four hot dogs, maybe thirty five.
It's it's really good, just misses out on great. I
gave The Boys season four thirty four. I like this

(33:22):
a smith's more so. Maybe they're both thirty fours, and
I like this a little bit more. This what this
doesn't like the Boys season four that kind of pissed
me off a couple times. This show didn't piss me
off at all. It just lacks the high highs of
the Boy. So that's sort of what I'm what I'm
trying to come with. So I'll give it thirty four
hot dogs. But I think we're kind of, you know,

(33:44):
agreeing that this and The Boys Season four are a
little bit below everything else we've gotten so far. So
we're hoping that this sacrifice was worth it. And Season
five of the Boys absolutely crushes the landing. Go yes,
you want to get to spoil it.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I would like to get to spoilsler spoiler spoilers. So
the big spoiler of this season, and this is something
that I would have liked more of because he did
a great job as this character, Ethan Slater as Goodalkin.
I would have liked if we got this twist that
the brother from The New Adventures of Old Christine does
not the man in charge, he was, in fact the puppet.

(34:22):
Maybe if we got that at the end of episode
six or episode five, and we got a couple episodes
of Goodalkin really letting his plans show. We got forty
minutes of it, and I wanted.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I mean, we got an episode in the half of it,
you know, it was Yeah, I'm not gonna argue that
we shouldn't have had more that maybe that would have
been fun. Maybe him actually making it off the campus,
get off.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
The campus, and also like like I'm not saying to
murder people, but like fin out more of the herd,
Like that's what his plan was. Let's see some of
that happening.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah, but ultimately good I actually think that ends up
being sh because you realized that at Sage that's been
behind it really the whole time. Sage is manipulating everyone,
including Goadulkin.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
But also I like the idea and they should have
done more with this. Is that, like Sage's plan only
goes so far and then he starts to you know,
go to a different road. I wanted to see him
go down that different road and then how does Sage
combat what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
No, I think this was all by design. I think
she knew Godalkin will go down this road, and she
knew that Marie would headpop him because she knows. I
think that Marie is her only chance of beating Homelander,
at least That's that's how I'm reading it.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I also hated the fact that he was able to
take control of her for a second and then she
broke out of it. That's the hero stuff that this
show has kind of been against. Like it was, it
was very by the books, but you're.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Also dealing with Marie, you know, fighting how strong she is,
figuring out how strong she is versus Goadulkin, who has
just emerged from a sixty year cocoon. You know. But
that revealed Goo was great to find out because this,
you know, we've been discussing Thomas Godulkin for two full seasons,
two and a half seasons and then you know he's
been dropped in here or there and he supposedly died

(36:11):
sixty years ago, seventy years ago, comes and turns out
his body survives. Therefore his mind survives, and he's just
been puppeting people over the years. And he took over
Doug in like ninety four something. He says he was
he was a Blockbuster employee that revealed that Godulcin is alive.
And then Ethan Slater I think almost because he is
diminutive that makes it more menacing, like he's not a

(36:33):
big guy. But it works, it really works because he's
coming from that science background, you know. So ultimately this
this culminates in Marie finally going full head popper for
the first time and killing Godulkin. So you're like, yep,
she's the new Newman, except now she's gonna be not covert,
she's gonna be out in front here, and it just

(36:53):
seems like one hundred percent what's gonna happen in season five?
Right and again swear of us if you maybe it'll
be Sister Stage's motivations that swear most. It seems like
Ryan and Marie are gonna come together to defeat Homelander.
Is that very telegraphed or what?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Who is it again?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Homelander's son and Marie are gonna come together and beat.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Homelander, Butcher has to be involved.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I mean, they're all gonna be involved, but I think
Ryan and Homelander are the two that are.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Actually soldier boys. Still they're running around too soldier boy.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, so maybe you know there's more. There's more than
maybe I'm letting on here. The only thing I'm really
curious about now, Gou, I don't know what Sister Stage's
endgame is. Do you just want to run vot.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
You're also ignoring the fact that this is technically Hue's story, So, like,
I know, Hughey's gonna be involved in the at like
the end killed.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Two, but Huey didn't have two full seasons dedicated to
him the way Marie did.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Is that the swerve that this doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
They show up the first day of season five of
The Boys, first episode, first five minutes, she's killed.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, I mean it seems like hue It seems like you're,
Hughie and Marie are all gonna need to get their
final But Ryan's gonna have to get it too, So
maybe all four get Homeland or I don't know. I
don't know how it's gonna play out. It's gonna be
something like that. Sam and Kate bad guys. At the
end of The Boys season four, they're good again. They've
sort of broken free from the control of Marie heals

(38:18):
like everyone. I'm also curious if Maurice's healing power fully
healed Kate's arm. We don't know that. And at the
end of what was it, season one of gen v
Or in The Boys, she pops her arm off, which
was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
She is a nub.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I'm wondering if Maurice powers fully healed her arm is
what I'm.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Saying, She's gonna grow a new arm like a lizard.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I'm wondering if that we don't see that hand or
arm after that. Obviously, you know, Polarity plays a big
role in the season. I thought he was really good too.
But I'm interested to see what would have played out
had chance Perdermo not passed away, and then so that
we assume that he's either being put into jail or killed.
Who Polarity, Oh yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Like I could see season five of The Boy I know,
we just talked about Marie being killed in the first
five minutes. The first five minutes of season five of
the Boys, is Homelander landing there and killing Polarity.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, because he's pretty inconsequential. We don't have an emotional
attachment to him as much as they be for yourself.
Season we also find out that Marie's sister also a
powered being. She's a pre cog. She can see stuff
before it happens, like Minority Report.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
All I can think of every time that she did that,
I would just start yelling, that's so rape.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
It's the future. I can see.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
That's so ray.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
They should go. Also, Stan Egger pops back up. We
find out he's taken customers in Newman's Daughter.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Good guy, good guy.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Well, enemy of my enemy is my friend sort.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Of thing, So say that to me again but slower.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
The enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
But they're still bad.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
They're both fighting against Vat and Homelander. So he's a
good guy, so he's sort of operating in the gray zone.
He has like this overt operation that he's they're all
fighting against the same enemy. Good And then once again
Gil really really what I'm left wondering because she just
pops up in a couple of vital moments of this season,
and she's obviously all over the last couple of season
of the Boys. Sister Sage is really either the true

(40:17):
villain or the true hero and all this and we
don't know yet. That's really the big mystery behind season five.
She could be really bad, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
She could be really good.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
And I know that she's good at manipulating people. But
I also feel like once Homelander finds out that she's
been going behind his back, she might be one of
those mid season casualties.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
She could be, but they're also setting her up to
play like the biggest overarching role here.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
And also the way that she would I'm blanking on
the word right now, you.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Know what, I'm actually talking myself into more intrigue in
season five. I'm glad we're talking about this. There's more
stuff at play than I thought.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
The way that she would lobotomize herself, I feel like
that's going to play a role, and maybe she's gonna
start having short term memory loss or something like that.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Now, don't get stupid with it.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'm not getting stupid. Have you ever been fucking lobotomized?
I mean we can tell by the way that you speak, yes, probably, yeah,
most likely smoked you.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah. I think this is a good show watching it.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
It's a good show.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
The problem is like you're weighing it against the highs
of the Boys, right, that's.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Inherently the rest of the Boys and season one. I
love season one, but also season one. It might be
the same thing as the Boys Season one. New stuff,
shiny stuff better than old stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
So we have six seasons in this universe. Would you
where would you rank this? I have it fifth.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I would have it around fifth, like fifth or sixth.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I got The Boys season three one, the Boys season
one two, season one of gen V three, season two, Yeah,
jet of the Boys for the same top four, and
then so we have the same one through six. It
could be either one.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I would say this one probably has I think does
a better job of not just like trying to fill time.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, but part of it again, like it's that natural
lull before a finale and a big thing. Right, So
if they fucking crushed season five, we won't even remember that.
We were a little and you've.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Already told us that you won't rewatch the entire series
if it's good.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I might be a liar. Goo you never know, so
you are gonna promise. I'm not gonna make a promise,
so I won't be a liar.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Come on, man, let's get into Max Sack and Mac
Sack could be anything. It could be a boat and Mac.
As this episode is being released on.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Oh by the way, By the way, we forgot to
mention very kind of post credit sort of scene at
the end of the of the last episode Starlight a Train.
They're fully all right, you know, our crew is fully
with you know, the boys. So we're gonna start season
five with them kind of all together?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Right? Can I get back to my dumb.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Match, your stupid, dumb ass, fucking Mac Sacher.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
We did the Mac. We did the monster Mac Mac.
It was a graveyard smash.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
It was that smash. All right.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
We shouldn't sing anymore the Mac I am gonna throw
at you. Uh. What is thought to maybe be fictional
might be real. Some people do believe in them. We're
gonna do have you ever heard of a blind top ten?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Whoa Oh, this is gonna be my first time doing this. No,
all right, So I'm very taking aback by this.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I give you a topic, sure, I will then give
you ten items that you can then slot into there
without knowing what I'm gonna say next.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Gotcha, gotcha?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
So this is gonna be fictional or real monsters, ghules,
spirits that you believe, so the more that you believe
that it could be real. Top of the.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
List, okay, so not that I could defeat, not that. No,
no scientific factually, just my personal belief whether this thing
is real or not. The most reel ten being the
least real.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
So this is blind. Top ten monsters that Mac think
is real.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
The first one ghosts ten least yeah, wow, no belief
in ghosts.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Not a ghost, not a ghost believer.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Aliens oh one, all right, we have al set the
fucking parameters.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
We've got the scale.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
The Lockness Monster.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I feel like we would have found it by now.
Maybe that lake's deeper than we think.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I'll go eight eights, Bigfoot.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I think there's a better chance that there's a bipedal
monster than there is a Locknest monster. You know, even
though the ocean is undiscoverable for the most part, I
feel like there's just a better chance as a sasquatch.
So I'll go six on.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
The squatch, the Jersey devil an old.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
kN Yeah, that's probably just a fucked up little bat thing.
We'll go seven.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Mac. I've told you this on the podcast. I saw it. Yeah,
sure he did so the foot of my bed.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I'm not gonna want to put anything two through five here,
So this is gonna be tough.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I was sleeping, I woke up from a nightmare, and
out of nowhere, this horse being rose up in the
foot of my bed. Yeah, and spoke to me in
a shaky air conditioning voice. Okay, it's real Mac, mutated
slash radioactive super animals.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, I think we've already sort of seen that kind
of happened in the Chernobyl zone. I'll go two of
Frankenstein Clady left nine open nine. You could probably put
a human being back together. I don't think you'd do
with electricity, but I think you could figure out a
way to do that.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
I don't know a dracula.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
All right, Well, no, I've put baby in the corner here.
Uh five.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
You don't think someone could be a Dracula? No, I mean,
like maybe they are on a real one, but someone
could live as a Dracula.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Oh well, in that respect, it's a three.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Then you've already five it's people, okay, five a mummy.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Well, mummies exist?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Oh look at you? Look at you.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I don't do you mean to be living? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
A living mummy?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Oh. Eleven puts top ten. I guess what I have?
Three and four left will go, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
And finally a wolfman.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Well, it's kind of like Bigfoot. I guess three.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
All right, So Mac's top ten monsters that he believes exist.
I should have had Bigfoot higher at number ten ghosts
yep at number nine of Frankenstein. Number eight is the
lock Nest monster. Number seven is a Jersey devil, even
though I keep telling Mac I've seen one.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I should have had lockedness in Bigfoot higher. That's that's
what I should have had.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Number six is a bigfoot. Number five is a Dracula,
four a mummy, three, a wolfman. Number two is a
mutated slash radioactive super and and at number one aliens.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I nailed one in ten. The problem was I set
the scale too early and then I fucked it up
from there. That's my worst showing yet.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
And once again I'm gonna ask you this I know
we've done it in the past. What would you do
if an alien approached you?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Do I know it's an alien?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, because we've all dealt with aliens that we don't
know are aliens?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's what Well, that's what I'm saying. If it's a humanoid,
wouldn't even know it's an alien? You know?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
No, So let's say you know it's an alien.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
What does it look like?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I want to go classic gray.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
It's like a nude it's a nude alien.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, I want to classic nude, gray.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Gray, roswell alien or do you want to go green?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I'll let you paint the picture now.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Gray seems more realistic. How far away is it from me?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
It's trying to shake your hand?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Oh so we're in personal space.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
But you're not sure if it's trying to shake your
hand or maybe shanky or what's the setting field?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I'm in an open fields. That would never happen.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I'm sorry. Do you stay away from open fields just
in case aliens trying to approach you?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Uh? Well, I would think it's probably faster than me,
so I wouldn't run away smarter to I'd probably just freeze.
You'd freeze maybe I'd lay down, just start crying. Just
lay down and hope it walks right by me.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'd probably start crying.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I don't think I would make any noises.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I did not have like a panic attack, like I'd
have a tough time breeze.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I try to play dead, like get in the fetal.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Position, like I just watched endgame. I just start crying.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, that's my answer. I'd played dead.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Okay, I'm glad that we talked this out. Just in
case you know, this does ever happen to you and
now you have it in the back of your mind.
Just play dead. Yeah, if this is an alien, it
probably knows that you're still alive. It has feelers.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Well, if it knows that I'm still alive, it's no enough.
I'm not worth talking to.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Let's see what powers do aliens have and we'll figure
it out from there.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
You know. It's a good TikTok trend lately goo is
adults showing their kids' signs and then recording them during
that scene.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I'm never gonna do Yeah, pretty good, I am never
gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
No, you have to wait till Raffi's like eight or
nine or something.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
All right, So superhuman strength, Telekinese is telepathy, and advanced technology.
Those are the common alien.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I mean the advanced technology will be presumed if they
land on this planet.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Right manipulation too.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
But if it walks up to me and it's looking
rather slender, maybe I think I can be love, don't know,
And it's gonna have a big head, not a macverse
one gotta have a big head too, all.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Right, macvers wilds. Can you fight an alien?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
It's a big target. How dense is it?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
You would be in shock if an alien walked up
to you, you would not fight.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I bet they can't swim. I'd look for water.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
This is not signs. I'd say they're gonna melt once again.
If the aliens are that intelligent, they're not coming to Earth,
which is mostly water, Sue. But you are in a
big field with no water available. What if I change
the setting? What if you're by a well?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
No, because then the ring Lady might come out.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
You've introduced someone else in the scenario now. But if
the ring Lady comes out, will she help you or
the alien? Or is it now a three way match?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
We're both running from well lady.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
The alien wouldn't be afraid of the well lady.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Is you sure about that?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I'm pretty sure about That's not why I think.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
That's universal being afraid of the well lady.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
But you know what, aliens might just be like us.
Maybe the alien wouldn't like ghosts and Goldshin.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Didn't like this, like he was gonna dap me up,
then I'd be good.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
No, But once again, you don't know what it's gonna
do with its fist.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
If he's holding it out, he's not just gonna punch
me like that.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
What if it has the ability to quick punch you
in the nose or give you a Scotty Pippin.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
You just read his abilities. That wasn't listed.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
There's more, but wait, the aliens love giving Scotty Pippins.
Aliens are big fans of the nineteen nineties Bulls teams.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yes, yeah, they're just getting those telecasts.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Now, all right, Mac, Where can the folks find us?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
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are we now? So?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I First off, we were never really supposed to promote
it on Spreaker. We are on Spreaker right now. I
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Speaker 1 (51:33):
Embroidery Teapublic dot com March hurt. You know it's weird
because I like to I like to ask Google AI
overview dumb questions. I asked it the other day. I said,
is Tim Conway funny?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Right, of course? Tim Conway known for dowarf on golf.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, And it told me.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Tim Conway is hilarious, is exceptionally funny.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Now, had you look up Tim Conway stuff prior to
asking now, No, so it didn't know. It didn't know
your flavor yet.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
So I said, Okay, let me see how Google AI
overview thinks about this. I said, is Bob Hope funny?
And it said it's pretty divisive. I'm like, what the fuck?
I might agree problem, but like, like, you're gonna tell
me that Tim Conway is funny, is exceptionally funny, but
then like start going out, Well, let me kind of

(52:27):
walk you down the path of Bob.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Hope, the troubled past of Bob.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Like, Tim Conway not funny, it's fucking dwarfun golf.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Does he have other stuff?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Well, he was on shows in the seventies and the sixties,
but they didn't discover comedy until the eighties.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
So wow, he lived a long time.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah, it is Doorfun Golf.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Comedy legend from the Caliburnett.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Show and Doorfun Golf.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Here's here's a new segment. I'm introducing, Can goo name
the birthplace of this random celebrity? Can you you they
in the birthplace of Conway?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Okay? I am going to say Middle America.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Okay, you're on the right track.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Let's see what was a city or a state in
the early nineteen hundreds before we discovered more Land. I
am going to say that he is from Missouri.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Okay, uh Willow b Ohio I was looking for the city.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I was right around it. Willowby sounds exactly like some
where someone would be born in the early nineteen high.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I agree the thought process was there.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Thought I'm from Willoughby, Ohio. Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks, Ohio.
I think about sometimes because like, what what's Mimi up to?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
A great question?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Can you ask Google ai overview what Mimi is up
to right now? Because like, we know what Ryan Styles
is up to, we know what ddrich batter is a two,
we know what I can't think of the actress who
plays Kate.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, her face is all fucked up now, she's in
that shrinking She.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Was on Scrubs for a while. Yeah, we know what
Drew carries up to. Drew carry has been the host
of The Price is Right for twenty years.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Scrubs come back in January.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Oh you know it just got picked up for three
more seasons. Three King of the Hill. Oh god, don
dun dun, dun doun. I heard that that you went
to a no King's rally to get King of the
Hill canceled.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
That's a good bit. That's a good bit, that's a
good I wish you had thought about that. Two weeks
ago you would have gone viral with the No Kings
of the Hill sign. Oh that's such a good bit.
Goo god damn you're your captain of hindsight. That's a
great bit.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
It just got picked up for four more years. I
always expect another half season, but four more seasons.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
And you're just the loudest one of No King's rally.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
But it's just going, Bobby, all right, that's enough of us. Yeah,
Tuesdays or Tuesdays, I abuse kangaroos.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Amber Bye.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Please flip the cassette over to side B to continue
the adventure. Now it's time for girls jumping on trampopalines.
I hope this recorded