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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mac, because I am always scouring the internet for topics
that I can then clip and then not clip because
it takes too long. Yeah, I am going to ask
you something that is burning the web right now, and
it is what are the top four major US cities?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just according to me?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, Oh, that's an interesting question. Top four major United
States cities in the opinion of Mac and goose.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well of Mac, who was I believe in seventh grade
finished eighth in the geography b It was.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
In sixth grade, and I think I did finish in
like sixth or seventh.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, I was close enough, something like I know your history.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I was on stage. I was like top eight or
top ten whatever it was. So New York City has
to be on there, regardless of how you feel about
their sports teams. I feel like you got to get
a West Coast city on there as well. I don't
know if i'd put Los Angeles in there, though San
Diego is a great city. I really like San Diego.
We spent a quick minute together in San Diego way
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back in our ship bag days. I really like San Francisco.
I'm gonna go San Francisco as a second city. I
feel like New Orleans is an experience in and of
itself too. Let's go New York City, New Orleans, San Francisco,
and Chicago.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, So most people when asked, everybody New York and
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Los Angeles is not great.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And then after that most people almost like ninety percent
Chicago as the third okay, and then after that that's
when people start to diverge and go elsewhere. My immediate thought,
thank you for asking me, is I always think of
the market size, like broadcast wise, So I went Dallas
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Fort Worth area as the four.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I' might go Houston for Dallas.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It all depends on how you interpret the question. You said. Favorite.
These are my favorite cities. I don't give a shit
what they do well.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I mean, obviously New Orleans is notoriously a poor city,
not but that has heart and soul on like many
others and all sorts.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Of cultures you measure heart and soul.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Gone on my records, I think now that I'm thinking
it over, uh, New York, San Francisco, and Chicago for sure.
New Orleans would be like my most personal pick. Dallas
is decent, Houston is decent.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You go Dallas or Houston?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, you could consider Boston, you could consider La. I'd
go San Francisco over La easily.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The cities that are close to like cracking that for that.
Everyone's tossing out there, Miami, Philadelphia, a lot of Washington,
d C.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I would never put DC on the list. Philly's a
worst version of Boston. So if you're gonna go Philly,
Boston's gonna be on your list. Chicago's like a better
version of Boston. So that's why I think Chicago makes it.
New York City and Boston, even though they're constantly compared
in rivals, they're like nothing alike. Like New York City
has the best public transportation, Boston has the worst. Boston
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is incredibly walkable, New York City is not. So it's
just there. They might be close on a map, but
they couldn't be more different as cities.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So how do you interpret the question? That's what we're
asking you, guys.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Give us your Mount Rushmore view US cities.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
One go three, yeah, John three, King of Queen Mall Street, entertain.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You and I'm Mac and we are the Mac and
Go program here to bring you friendship and a whole
lot of nonsense.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yep, and uh We're back this week with a what
have you been watching lately?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What have you been watching? Keep it short? Tell me
right now?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
This is what what version? Is that true? Our eighty
fifth version of this?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I just picked the date. I think, I said, eighty seven.
That's what I do with all of our dumps. That's
if you pick up my trends.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I thought it was like Wonder Woman eighty five.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I wonder how Marcus is doing. He wrote that original song?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He did?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You could just text him, nor is the terrible? I
could just text him right now and ask him. I'd
get a long response, though, Yeah you would.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Today we are talking about a relatively new release to
streaming on Netflix, Happy Gilmore Too, and then a couple
of things one Goo has seen, one I have seen,
and we'll wrap it up with all of our classic
Mac and Goo nonsense.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I already said nonsense. Think of a different word.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh sorry, shit baggery.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Ship baggery. But before we get to Happy Gilmore Too,
let me tell you about what I have been watching
on Instagram suggested real lots of them. I'm not even
sure how this started. Yeah, I'm not sure how this started.
But lots of clips from Viva Labam sure, And I
guess growing up is realizing that on that show, Phil
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mar Jarrah is the hero.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You would say, April's the hero.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Ape kind of pushes the boys back to a point
of like she's she's making them prank them back because
she's being so stern.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Phil is really to that point, April's in on more
things than Phil.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Is, Yes, because Ape gets more riled up.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, they're more afraid of her too.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh yeah, but Phil, He's like, hey, cut it out, guys,
the patients on Phil. Have you seen There was a
Vice documentary a couple of years ago about bammar Jara
and all of his struggles. But I have a big
part of that is how much Phil did for Bam
in his childhood, of all of his free time. He
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would just bring Bam to shit.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is a good dad. It's a great dad, Dad, great dado.
How many times did you as a as a teenage
dirt bag kicked out in the door while your dad
was shitting and slapping your tickets?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
A high name name Mac? Did you know that that's
the singer of weedst doing that sing doing the voice.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
There's no feature.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The singer of that song is singing that song, the
song that was a suggested clip for a very long
time for me.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How often did you drop kicks?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I thought BAM was fucking cool as ship, So yeah,
you would do a bunch of BAM stuff. You'd you know,
throw furniture in the pool, or you jump off, jump
off tall parts of your house, land on a nice mattress.
Of course, project badass. But now that I'm an adult
where I am being slapped around by my five year
old Phil, it's all about Phil.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm trying to think of the logistics here and if
it's possible doable, I'm sure someone attempted at some point.
Has anyone jumped off the roof of your parents house
into your parents' pool?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Are we talking the shorter roof or the taller roof
the first story or the second story?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I didn't think that far.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well, the answer to both is none zero. No one
has a little bit of a gap.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I think it can be done, though. I think it
could be done to get a running start, but the
problem is on a sloped roof, a running start might
end up into a fall off the roof.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, because it's not just like roof and then pool,
it is roof gap galing. There's a railing right there too,
so you gotta clear the railing.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna get into the pool,
the railings on an issue.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But then also once you get over the railing, the
part of the pool right there is the four foot
so you're gonna hurt yourself with that four feet. You're
not going to the seventh file.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You'll be all right, You'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There's also a ladder right there too. You have to
avoid the ladder. There's a lot that you're dodging.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Sign me over there, take a little snapshot and send
it out to Twitter. See if folks see if anyone
on Twitter would attempt it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Should we get to what the actual topics are?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Sure? Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right? So over on Netflix right now. It just
debuted a couple of weeks ago, and it doing gangbusters.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
The biggest Netflix movie of all time.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Happy Gilmore Too, Happy Gilmore Too, directed by Kyle Nuwichuck
and I am I'm thrilled for him. Knuacheck. Sorry, he
is from the Workaholics gang. He is not the Big Three.
He's not Adam di durs. Yeah, he's not Adam Durs
or Blake, but he is the other one that was
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in most of their episodes he wrote with him. He
directed a lot of those episodes. He directs a lot
of episodes of What We Do in the Shadow. He
was picked out by Sandler to direct this, and once
Sandler likes you and he picks you out for stuff,
you are set you're gonna direct all of his movies.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Now, yeah, I mean good or bad things. This is
obviously doing really well streaming numbers on Netflix. However, do
you really want to be attached to Sandler for all
his projects?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Are we talking like monetarily?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Being being a sea level character in this movie is great.
Being the director of a movie that doesn't do great
it's not great?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Once again, monetarily, what are we talking? Money?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, I don't know what Netflix is playing these days.
This is a nice opportunity, for sure for this fellow.
But I don't know I would be I would be
bragging about this.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
One good Written by Tim Hurleyhey and Adam Sandler and
starring Adam Sandler, Helho, Steve Buscemi, Sonny Sandler, Jackie Sandler,
Ken Jennings, John Daly, Kelsey Plumb, Andrew Watt, Margaret Qually,
Eric Andre Martin Hurley, he Dan Patrick, Tim Hurley, he
(09:58):
Nellie Korda, Nancy low Pez, Sadie Sandler, Ben Stiller, Alex Earl,
Sean Evans. There we go. It's a lot of words here,
The hot Ones, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, Cameron Treasurer, No,
it's just Cameron and then Treasurer Wilson, Rapper Page, Sparinac
Sparanac Sparrinax, Blake Clark, John love It, Dennis Dugan, Fred Couples,
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John Nicholas, Corey Paven, Jack Nicholas, What did I say?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Famous golfer?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
John Nicholas reference, Nick Faldo, Lee, Trevino, Jordan Speith, Xander Schoffle,
Schoffel Shaffle, I got it right, Ricky Fowler, Keegan Bradley,
Colin Morikawa, Travis Kelcey bad Bunny who actually isn't a
lot of the movie, Tony Finnu, Will zellatotis Justin Thomas,
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Bubba Watson, Scottie Scheffler, Bryson Deschambeau, Rory McElroy, brooks Koepka,
Kevin Neelan, Rob Marcelo, Hernandez post Malone, Guy Fiedi, Eminem
oliver A, Hudson, Fernando Mariana, Reggie Bush, Rebecca Quinn, and
Nicky Garcia.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Did you not name uh, Julie Bowen.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I forgot Julie Bowen. I forgot Shooter McGavin, I forgot
Hale Joel Osman.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, all right, So this movie is thirty years in
the making, and we don't need to say it, but
we should. No one wanted this movie, no one asked
for this movie. No one was desiring this movie. But
once it was confirmed, you start with a certain expectation.
The expectation for this movie was, okay, how many references
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in Easter Eggs the first movie, and to like current
golf events, can they fit in here and make it tolerable?
And in that respect I thought they did a decent job.
Bat However, the whole premise of this movie is a
very much pga vers live golf thing. But the live
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golf representatives of the Maxi Golf owner played by Benny Saftie,
who you also didn't have.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
In here, I only have the cameos, was so over.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The top bad ridiculous that it really really hurt. This movie,
Like the first movie, is unrealistic. Sure, this one jumps
the Shark. This one is so fucking stupid. The third
act of this movie is some of the worst shit
I've ever seen. But the bones of this movie were
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actually pretty solid. They could have made a good movie.
They didn't. They didn't make a good movie, but they
could have. It was there, It was there for the taking.
I don't think this is the worst movie of the year,
by the way, because I think there's It does enough
good and it did make me laugh a couple of times,
and the current golfers were good. Will zal Torus actually
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playing the cat that everyone fancast is good. Like, there's
shit like that that are good. It did enough good
that I didn't regret watching this, But the third act
is fucking horrifically bad.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
There were also tributes to Bob Barker, Carl Weathers, John Flaherty,
Francis Bay, and Dustin Diamond.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah. I was okay with that stupid shit, but the
Maxi golf thing was fucking terrible, dude. It was so bad.
They didn't need to go that extreme with it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Did I forget to mention Eminem? Did I have Eminem?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh I Eminem?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah? In there, I thought he was terrible in this.
Everyone was going nuts on social media like Eminem's this
movie stinks.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, this is just a cameo filled you know, Sandler fuckfest.
It's a lot of what you expect. But legit, if
they just took the Maxi golf stuff out and didn't
even have a premise to this movie, it would be better.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I enjoyed the second act of this movie.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
The bones are good, the bones.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I liked him getting back into golf. I enjoy the.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Family stuff enjoyable, enjoyable. The rest of it not so much.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, I can't even think of what were the funny
jokes in this movie.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
There are some that Scottie Scheffler stuff was great. Admittedly
that stuff was very good.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Also real ballsy move out of the gate to set
up why he is down the dumps.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah yeah, and I didn't care for that. But also
it makes the movie go, like, I don't know how
else you make the plot go in a thirty year
old sequel. I didn't love that, but it is what
it is. I just feel like, ultimately, I'm gonna see
where I have this rked on the year goo. I
think I have it four from the bottom, three, three
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from the bottom. So the only worst movies on the
air I have are Jurassic World, Rebirth in the Electric
State definitively worse. But I do think this is like
just as enjoyable as like a Minecraft movie, which sucked,
but it gets like a like a F plus or
a D minus. Like That's what I'm talking about in
this ring. This movie either barely passes or barely fails.
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It's not the worst movie of the year. There's enjoyable
shit in there. I didn't regret watching it. That's the
best thing I could say about this.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I probably have it around like twenty five hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I think I have it twenty four.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But I would say that my favorite joke from the
movie is when he sends his sons off in the
van and they're all mooning, and he's like, who's even
driving this car? And then the daughter turns around and says, hi,
Uncle John Daily.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Like right at the beginning of the movie, yep, this high.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Uncle John Daily. It reminded me of That's My Boy,
where he had Uncle Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
His son's four sons are played by Carl from Shameless, MJF.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman, who is a wrestler in AEW one
of the kids was one of the kids from Summer
Shack that we liked last year. And then the fourth one,
I forget. His daughter's played by his actual daughter. His
other daughter also has a role in the film.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
His wife is a HI movie. She is the day
An's instructor. Yes, his other daughter is the person that
is in AA with him.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Right, that's right, that's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah,
so all of the emotional connections of this movie are
his two daughters.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh you know who wasn't great in this? Ben Stiller?
His character not great.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah. The magic of that character in the first one,
and I forget his name, Hal hal Is his name is.
It's like it comes across as really genuine, and in
this movie it doesn't at all. Really, they really hit
you over the head with his character.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And they have a stampede at the end, just like
in the first one.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't know. It's free on Netflix. I don't think
you'll regret watching it, but you're not gonna live.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I thought it would have been nice if he ended
up having a nice hockey career.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
The Maxi golf stuff was really awful, Yeah, it was
really awful.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
After I won the Masters I learned how to skate
and I was eventually drafted by the Bruins. I was
the enforcer for six years. I beat the shit out
of PJ. Stock Well, no, he'd be honest. Team. I
beat the shit out of Ty Domey.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What do you have below this movie for the year.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I have to pull up my letterbox, but I can
tell you right now the next movie that we're going
to talk about is below it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh, Big Market Teas. Next up on the docket is
Meg Me M Threegan two point zero. Megan two point zero,
the sequel to twenty twenty threes like underrated.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Hit Yeah, the underrated horror comedy, which is I think
very important because it does have a fun, campy feel
to it. I also forgot the rotten tomatoes and stuff
for Happy Gilmour too, But you have our hot dog
score doesn't matter mac fifty eight percent from the critics,
eighty two percent from the audience. And you might say
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that's good. Most audience scores are in the nineties now,
so I don't know how good that is. Also, this
movie did a real number on Bloomhouse and not only
the company but the guy who runs the company. But
he did a re real damage on his psyche. Who
thought that they could put M Threegan in anything and
it's gonna be a hit.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Boy? Was he wrong?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I don't have the box office numbers. You can look
that up while I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
They get made like twenty million or something like that,
and they're expecting like ten times.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
They turned it into an action comedy and it's bad
in both regards. Oh Boy directed by Gerard Johnstone, written
by Gerard john Stone, Akella Hooper and James Juan and
stars Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, and Amy Donald. Two years
after M Threegan's rampage, her creator, Gemma, resorts to resurrecting
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her infamous creation in order to take down Amelia, the
military grade weapon who has been built by a defense
contractor who stole M Threegan's underlying tech. It is M
threegan verse.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That sounds terrible. So it's a robot versus a robot
with AI.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's all AI and the movie the commentary is that like,
let's not trust AI, but let's have AI fight this AI?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Sure? Sure? Is this a better or worse AI movie
than twenty eight Eagle Eyed starring shil Lah Buff And
What's your face pasty mcpaste.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, I thought you're gonna ask me the movie with
Haley Joel Osman, the movie AI.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
No, No, that we're not talking about AI. We're talking
about AI.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Is it better than Alan Iverson Michelle Monaghan?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
That's what I was trying to think.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Alan Iverson is way better than this movie. Let's toss
this out there.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is there a single redeeming quality about this movie?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I don't think so. And I short, no, it's fucking long.
That was another thing too, is I'm watching I'm over
an hour and I'm like, Okay, what do I have?
Like twenty more minutes?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Forty five to fifty more minutes? Are you shitting me?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Right now? Does this set up another yes movie?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes? And I'm not sure what genre they were gonna
make the third one the first one, Like I said,
I think I think it has enough can't be fun
in it to be like, Okay, this is enjoyable. Yeah,
this one doesn't have any of that, and nothing is
funny in it. There's nothing funny about it. And I
want to right now, I want to apologize to our
listener who has been recommending this movie for months. I
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don't mean to speak ill about it. But the way
that I would compare this movie. I had a friend
at work who was raving and talking NonStop about meatball
subs with pickles in them, and I said, that doesn't
sound appetite. I like, I love both things. I love pickles,
I love meatball subs. But because I am open minded,
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I am willing to try this. I went to Joe's
Variety on a Saturday, four dollars, got my meatball sub,
got my pickles. They gave me a side eye when
I asked for it, went home, took a bite. I said,
this is fucking disgusting. I ate the whole thing because
I have a problem. Yeh, but that is what I
look at this movie as it is a meatball sub
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with pickles. It's bad all that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
To say this movie is a shit sandwich.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I didn't care for it one bit. I'll tell you
that much.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
What you did eat the sandwich and he did finish
this movie.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I ate the sandwich and I finished this movie. You
can't tell me that I didn't give it my all.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
So what's the nicest thing you could say about this movie?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
They say about the meatball sub with pickles, it'd be
the meatballs, i'd say, but also I love Deli pickles.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Was it a whole circle pickle or was the triangle
chopped up pickle?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well, it's the big sphere that it's chopped into little triangles. Okay,
you know Joe's variety. I know, I know guys go
there on Saturdays. You order the meatball sub it's four dollars.
It used to be two fifty, thanks Obama.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It used to be two and then two fifty with cheese.
Now it's four or five cheese.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know, it's a complete fucking racket, by the way,
And I'm not even saying like it's not just here,
I'm saying in general, at any subplace, it costs money
to add cheese. Do you know how much it costs
to get a quarter pound of cheese at even Star Market,
which is a fucking scam, costing a buck fourteen for
a quarter pound of cheese.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Just give me the sandwich price with cheese included. And
if I want to remove cheese, so be it.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Cheese should be free. I should run for office on
that platform. Cheese for free, free cheese. And I was
hoping that they'd be more cheese in M threegan, but
it was all bad cheese is.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
M threegan two point oh? The worst movie you've seen.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
This it's above Smurfs, right, Smurfs is.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Look at that? Not the worst movie you've seen this year.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Smurf's worse than a meatball sub with pickles? Can I
get to something that I love? Mac?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I just tipped my hand. Okay, we just got the
return the Return of the King, if you will, King
of the Hill is back. It's on Hulu. It is
season fourteen. It is a jump forward ten years from
when we last left the gang in Arlen in season
thirteen seas thirteen seasons.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I would call the pilot a little clunky the first
five minutes. I was about to bail. I thought the
first five minutes was terrible because they're just jamming in
all of these like modern jokes of like h Hank
doesn't know what bathroom to use, Peggy's over explaining stuff,
and I'm like, this doesn't feel like the show, because
the show, if anything, is just a nice nothing sandwich.
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Once you get past that, once you get into them
deciding to stay in Texas as opposed to going back
to Sadi Arabia. That's how Peggy pronounces Saudi Arabia. It
is such a comfort food of a show, it is.
I loved the last nine episodes of the season that yeah,
(23:58):
I fucking binged it. And Matt knows this. I have
no time for television. I watched all ten episodes of
this in like two days, and when I finished it,
I was sad. I was sad that I didn't have
more King of the Hill to watch.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I mean, that's good, that's a good thing about King
of the Hill. I just wish you wouldn't waste your
time on something that no one cares about it.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
If we're looking at reboots revivals, I think this might
be the second best one ever.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, but they're all not good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Most of them are bad. Let me toss that out there.
X Men ninety seven is the pinnacle. I don't think
anything's gonna touch what they did with aging up X
Men for the audience that watched it back in the nineties.
Some other ones that are good Cobra Kai, but that's
a weird one because it's off of movies, so you're
reviving movie characters in a show. I'm not even sure
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if that counts as a revived show.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
And I would also make the statement that what it
was based off of was never even good. So if
that's baseline good, that's much better than Karate.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean, the first season of Cobra Kai is Din
I love it, and then Ductails. I'm not sure if
that's a revival, if it's a reboot. But in my
watching of the newer Ducktails, Danny Pooty is on ducktails.
That's why he enjoys a good coffee and sock. But
that is a very good show that I think I
enjoyed more than my son.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You enjoyed the show more than you enjoy your son,
or you enjoyed it more than your son enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I guess like the top four cities in America, you
can interpret what I just said. I can't recommend King
of the Hill anymore. I thought it didn't miss a step,
and it might even be better than those later seasons anyways,
sure I could.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'm not gonna have an opinion on King of the Hill.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It exists another obstacle that you might have to get
past Dale's voice, and it's not to the faults of
the show, because the guy who does the voice has
passed away, but Dale's voice is not great. It's very
distracting you.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Next up here two that I've talked about previously, but
I just want to reindorse because apparently no one's seeing
them again. Twenty eight years Later is the best year
of the movie. Twenty eight years Later is the best
movie of the year for me. Please watch that yourself.
Included Dickhead instead of five.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Going to after I finished King of the Hill again,
The Ballad.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Of Wallace Island. I think it might be on Peacock
or something like that. I've got it in the top
ten on the year. It's not amazing, but it's a
really good, heartfelt story. I think most people will like that.
But the one that I watched for you folks this
week Goo Warfare. Warfare was out in the theaters in April.
It is currently streaming for five or six bucks. I
don't know what streaming service it's going to go to
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for free. To an AY twenty four movie. It made
twenty six million domestic on a twenty million dollar budget,
thirty two million worldwide, So it didn't didn't It probably
didn't make its money back, although maybe it did. The
market marketing budget wasn't huge for it. This is a
rated R action drama in war movie subgenres DOCU drama,
period drama, war epic, and as a runtime of ninety
(26:58):
five minutes, It's Chris You're In and Out on Roddy
T's dual ninety three percent from the critics and from
the audience on Metacritic of seventy eight, so, by all accounts,
one of the better movies of twenty twenty five. This
movie Goo is written and directed by Raymondoza and Alex Garland.
We know Alex Garland writer from twenty eight Days.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
They both directed it too.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, shared both roles and I'll get to why that
is in the second. Alex Garland is a writer, of
course and a director who wrote twenty eight Days later
Never Let Me Go, Dread, Ex Machina Annihilation. He was
the showrunner creator of Dev's, the television show, director of
a writer of Men Civil War, and twenty eight years
later directed Ex Machina Annihilation, Men Civil War. Upcoming, he's
(27:42):
doing the Elden Ring movie, which should be interesting. It's
a very popular game series. I don't know how how
it will adopt to the big screen, but Raymondoza gu
shares writing and directing duties here with Garland because this
movie is based on Mendoza's experiences during the Iraq War
as a US Navy seal. In particular, this movie, this
(28:04):
story depicts an encounter on November nineteenth, two thousand and six,
after the Battle of Ramadi, Ramadi rim Adiko.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You have your hand right, yeah, you keep saying, Ray Mendoza,
do you mean Romero?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
So this script was written originally by Mendoza, I assuming
it gets punched up by Garland for the big screen,
and it's drawn from the testimonies of the platoon, of
the platoon members from the event that day. And this
movie gou which is both a strength and maybe a
detriment for some, is presented in real time, So over
(28:42):
the ninety five minutes, it's like ninety five minutes in
real time. It just takes place over ninety five minutes.
So that's going to really appeal to a certain viewer.
And to give you a little background about the incident
here that this movie is about. In two thousand and six,
during that battle, Navy Seal Platoon Alpha one takes control
of a two story house under the cover of darkness.
Jay Tach, communications officer Raymond Doozer, the writer and director,
(29:05):
coordinates air support to monitor their position while sniper and
Elliott Miller monitors a market down the street with fellow
sniper Frank. They're providing overwatch in a support of a
US Marines operation. So it really sets the scene, throws
you right into the beginning of it, or right into
the middle of it from the beginning, and it's just
that for ninety five minutes in what takes place, so
(29:26):
you like, you get into it pretty quickly because it
feels very real and it's very intense. So if you're
a fan of those movies, this is going to be
right up your alley. It stars Dafaro Wuna Tie as Ray.
You might know him from Reservation Dogs. He was one
of the two leads there with Amber mid Thunder. Will
Poulter is in this as Eric, Cosmo Jarvis as Elliott,
(29:46):
Joseph Quinn as Sam big Year for Joseph Quinn, Finn
Bennett as John Connor's Tommy, Charles Milton as Jake, Noah
Sentineo as Brian, and Michael Gandafini as Lieutenant McDonald. So
pretty good cast here too, and it's I know it's
for a movie about war and very real things. It's
a pretty easy watch. I think a lot of people
(30:07):
and they have ninety three percent from critics and audience
have enjoyed this movie, even though it depicts some very
real and serious shit. So you have to pay five
or six bucks to watch it right now. But I
highly recommend it. I think it. I probably have it.
Maybe thirty six dogs, thirty five dogs. It's one of
the five or six best movies I've seen this year.
And if you like Alex Garland stuff too, I mean, notably,
(30:28):
he's more sci fi. But you know gou he directed
and wrote Civil War last year, and we were pretty
disappointed by the war and realism feel in that movie
because it went it skirted us, it went a different
way than what we wanted. This movie sort of gives
you what we were desiring from that movie. So if
you're left a little disappointed by twenty twenty four Civil War,
(30:50):
watch this movie, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So we recommend clips of Viva Labam on Instagram. You've
probably already seen Happy Gilmore too. I do not recommend
and threegan two point zero go watch King of the Hill.
It's a fucking delight. It's gonna make you feel warm.
It's so soothing. I was sitting back, like I just
ate a nice warm bowl of porridge. That's what I
felt like, a nice warm combo of meat. And then
(31:13):
Mac loves Warfare. Let's get into mac Sack and mack
Sack could be anything. It could be a boat and
Mac have you seen on Instagram or on TikTok it's
I would call it a blind top five top ten
(31:35):
where I'm gonna give you a topic and then little
answers where you can then slot that into your top ten,
and then once it's in there, that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
It's locked in. So like it's locked in if you
if you if the topic gives hottest women on the
planet and you give me Anada Armas, I put her
at one and she can't be budged.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Right, or like if you put her at five and
then I tell you someone else and you're like, oh,
I think she's hot than that, But I don't have
the opportunity to slide something else up.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, this is okay, Max, So I am gonna add
all the graphics later. Maybe I'll cut this into it.
What is the topic here the senses like the US
Census or our senses. The senses, so our five senses, yep,
top ten, blind, top ten, Mac you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Wait, there's ten senses.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Site.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Um, I would probably say site is number.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
One, number one for site.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Hearing, I'm gonna say hearing is eight, eights, taste, Oh,
I do like taste.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Taste is three, smell, Smell is ten. Smell could be
really good or really bad.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
If you just eliminate it at number ten, i'd say,
I'd say it's the least important.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Touch.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I like touch. I'm going to go two on touch.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Two on touch. Sixth the ability to see and communicate
with the spirits of the dead. The sixth sense?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh six? What do I have at the bottom right now?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So right now you have cited one hearing, eight, taste, three, smell, ten,
and touch two.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Six cents will be ninth.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Number nine of humor, sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's important. Let's go four, number.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Four, common common sense, common sense. Seven the census. This
is the US Census.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Fuck, yeah, you piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
This is six, number six for the US senat top
five and then finally the last one and this is
locked into whatever number you have not used yet. Number five,
my two, my two cents, my two cents.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Number five, number five, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
My two cents. Number all right, So Mac on his
top ten senses. At number ten is smell. At number
nine is sixth, at number eight is hearing. At number
seven is common. At number six the Census, the US
Census to track the people.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Very important. That's how states and cities get their funding.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Number five is my two my two cents, yeah, my
two cents. Number four is of humor, number three taste,
number two touch, and number one is site.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I think I did a pretty good job, all things considered,
nail the top four. You know, five through ten you
could argue, but I nailed the top four.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
So I'll take that shout out to the animaniacs because
I stole that from one of their songs. Okay, but
they had a lot more of the senses in there,
you know, sense of pride.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I had to get rid of some stuff there, but
I think I picked the best ten.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I should have I made the US Census joke before
it began. I should have known it was in the pipeline.
I should have saved ten for that or my biggest mistas.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I would almost had the US currency in there, like sense, Yeah,
that would be number ten. Those are fucking useless.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
My two cents was better than US.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Am I allowed to throw away pennies.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I have regularly, I have to. I never pay her
cash anymore though, so I never have.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
If the FBI is watching right now, and you know
that's a that's an offense, a federal offense. Mac did it.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
You could throw away money.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
But like coins, though, you can't throw away coins. They can,
all right, if there's an expert out there, let us know,
because Mac has no idea, he's just talking expert.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
You want a trash expert, so some of that's specialized.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Shit, what do I want? Do I want someone who
has an expertise in currency?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
It's federally issued, right, so you can't throw that away?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What do you mean can't if you're a dollar bill
away knowing fret.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Well, if someone saw you do it, you're going to jail.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Are there any cops out there? Well, I don't think
cops have the jurisdiction to do it.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I don't think a cop could arrest you for throwing
dollars away. Maybe the IRS car irs would probably like that.
I don't know what the fucking who could do this
to us? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I know it's illegal, but like who could do it
to us?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh, we're not sure it's illegal.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's a good point. I'm not even sure if it's illegal.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
This is like you're like SpongeBob stealing a balloon on
Free Believe.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Lookcause you can't thank you. You can't throw away batteries,
and that's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
That's not at all the same thing. Pretty sure it
is batteries could start fires, pennies, can't.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
You sure about?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That's not why I'm I'm absolutely sure.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
What's the most flammable coin?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
That's it? Now, that's a question right there. I bet
you know what it might be. Penny might be the most.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I think it's close to being a battery, or one.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Step away from it being a battery. All right.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Where can the people find us?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
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Speaker 1 (37:19):
Tepublic dot com march with check us out at the
top of next week. I guarantee it'll be a better episode.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't know that Penny Talk, what.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Would you give this one? CEC minus?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Penny Talk might have saved it.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That's a good point. We should actually get into more
self evaluation at the end of all of our episodes.
How'd you think that went?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Eh? I would say that was a C plus of
an episode Y plus.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm going C minus.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I'm gonna give that a seventy seven. I'm given. I'm
giving that like twenty eight twenty nine dogs of.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
An episode seventy two. I would say, but like our uh,
we have a friend who has a lawyer for a parent,
and they told our other friend who was becoming a lawyer,
what do you call a lawyer that gets or what
do you call someone that gets d's in law school,
a lawyer, a lawyer, So we're still a podcast. You
got to see it doesn't matter. We're both lawyers.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Now we've learned anything from this episode. We're lawyers.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
We have come to the conclusion and our special valuation.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Sustained. The judge shays that what did.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
The lawyers say? I have to watch Daredevil again? Now,
all right, check us out. Then we're shooting for a B.
We're looking for a solid B next week.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, you don't. They don't all need to be a's.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
You know, it'd be nice if somewhere though, Sure, sure,
Tuesdays or Guesdays. I have used kangaroos, Dam Burton.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Please flip the cassette over to side B to continue
the adventure. Now it's time for girls jumping on trim
papa leins.
Mac, because I am always scouring the internet for topics
that I can then clip and then not clip because
it takes too long. Yeah, I am going to ask
you something that is burning the web right now, and
it is what are the top four major US cities?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just according to me?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, Oh, that's an interesting question. Top four major United
States cities in the opinion of Mac and goose.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well of Mac, who was I believe in seventh grade
finished eighth in the geography b It was.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
In sixth grade, and I think I did finish in
like sixth or seventh.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, I was close enough, something like I know your history.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I was on stage. I was like top eight or
top ten whatever it was. So New York City has
to be on there, regardless of how you feel about
their sports teams. I feel like you got to get
a West Coast city on there as well. I don't
know if i'd put Los Angeles in there, though San
Diego is a great city. I really like San Diego.
We spent a quick minute together in San Diego way
(01:06):
back in our ship bag days. I really like San Francisco.
I'm gonna go San Francisco as a second city. I
feel like New Orleans is an experience in and of
itself too. Let's go New York City, New Orleans, San Francisco,
and Chicago.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, So most people when asked, everybody New York and
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Los Angeles is not great.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And then after that most people almost like ninety percent
Chicago as the third okay, and then after that that's
when people start to diverge and go elsewhere. My immediate thought,
thank you for asking me, is I always think of
the market size, like broadcast wise, So I went Dallas
(01:56):
Fort Worth area as the four.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I' might go Houston for Dallas.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It all depends on how you interpret the question. You said. Favorite.
These are my favorite cities. I don't give a shit
what they do well.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I mean, obviously New Orleans is notoriously a poor city,
not but that has heart and soul on like many
others and all sorts.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Of cultures you measure heart and soul.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Gone on my records, I think now that I'm thinking
it over, uh, New York, San Francisco, and Chicago for sure.
New Orleans would be like my most personal pick. Dallas
is decent, Houston is decent.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You go Dallas or Houston?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, you could consider Boston, you could consider La. I'd
go San Francisco over La easily.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The cities that are close to like cracking that for that.
Everyone's tossing out there, Miami, Philadelphia, a lot of Washington,
d C.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I would never put DC on the list. Philly's a
worst version of Boston. So if you're gonna go Philly,
Boston's gonna be on your list. Chicago's like a better
version of Boston. So that's why I think Chicago makes it.
New York City and Boston, even though they're constantly compared
in rivals, they're like nothing alike. Like New York City
has the best public transportation, Boston has the worst. Boston
(03:12):
is incredibly walkable, New York City is not. So it's
just there. They might be close on a map, but
they couldn't be more different as cities.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So how do you interpret the question? That's what we're
asking you, guys.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Give us your Mount Rushmore view US cities.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
One go three, yeah, John three, King of Queen Mall Street, entertain.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You and I'm Mac and we are the Mac and
Go program here to bring you friendship and a whole
lot of nonsense.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yep, and uh We're back this week with a what
have you been watching lately?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What have you been watching? Keep it short? Tell me
right now?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
This is what what version? Is that true? Our eighty
fifth version of this?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I just picked the date. I think, I said, eighty seven.
That's what I do with all of our dumps. That's
if you pick up my trends.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I thought it was like Wonder Woman eighty five.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I wonder how Marcus is doing. He wrote that original song?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He did?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You could just text him, nor is the terrible? I
could just text him right now and ask him. I'd
get a long response, though, Yeah you would.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Today we are talking about a relatively new release to
streaming on Netflix, Happy Gilmore Too, and then a couple
of things one Goo has seen, one I have seen,
and we'll wrap it up with all of our classic
Mac and Goo nonsense.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I already said nonsense. Think of a different word.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh sorry, shit baggery.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Ship baggery. But before we get to Happy Gilmore Too,
let me tell you about what I have been watching
on Instagram suggested real lots of them. I'm not even
sure how this started. Yeah, I'm not sure how this started.
But lots of clips from Viva Labam sure, And I
guess growing up is realizing that on that show, Phil
(05:17):
mar Jarrah is the hero.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You would say, April's the hero.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Ape kind of pushes the boys back to a point
of like she's she's making them prank them back because
she's being so stern.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Phil is really to that point, April's in on more
things than Phil.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Is, Yes, because Ape gets more riled up.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, they're more afraid of her too.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh yeah, but Phil, He's like, hey, cut it out, guys,
the patients on Phil. Have you seen There was a
Vice documentary a couple of years ago about bammar Jara
and all of his struggles. But I have a big
part of that is how much Phil did for Bam
in his childhood, of all of his free time. He
(06:01):
would just bring Bam to shit.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is a good dad. It's a great dad, Dad, great dado.
How many times did you as a as a teenage
dirt bag kicked out in the door while your dad
was shitting and slapping your tickets?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
A high name name Mac? Did you know that that's
the singer of weedst doing that sing doing the voice.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
There's no feature.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The singer of that song is singing that song, the
song that was a suggested clip for a very long
time for me.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How often did you drop kicks?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I thought BAM was fucking cool as ship, So yeah,
you would do a bunch of BAM stuff. You'd you know,
throw furniture in the pool, or you jump off, jump
off tall parts of your house, land on a nice mattress.
Of course, project badass. But now that I'm an adult
where I am being slapped around by my five year
old Phil, it's all about Phil.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm trying to think of the logistics here and if
it's possible doable, I'm sure someone attempted at some point.
Has anyone jumped off the roof of your parents house
into your parents' pool?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Are we talking the shorter roof or the taller roof
the first story or the second story?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I didn't think that far.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well, the answer to both is none zero. No one
has a little bit of a gap.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I think it can be done, though. I think it
could be done to get a running start, but the
problem is on a sloped roof, a running start might
end up into a fall off the roof.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, because it's not just like roof and then pool,
it is roof gap galing. There's a railing right there too,
so you gotta clear the railing.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna get into the pool,
the railings on an issue.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But then also once you get over the railing, the
part of the pool right there is the four foot
so you're gonna hurt yourself with that four feet. You're
not going to the seventh file.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You'll be all right, You'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There's also a ladder right there too. You have to
avoid the ladder. There's a lot that you're dodging.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Sign me over there, take a little snapshot and send
it out to Twitter. See if folks see if anyone
on Twitter would attempt it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Should we get to what the actual topics are?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Sure? Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right? So over on Netflix right now. It just
debuted a couple of weeks ago, and it doing gangbusters.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
The biggest Netflix movie of all time.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Happy Gilmore Too, Happy Gilmore Too, directed by Kyle Nuwichuck
and I am I'm thrilled for him. Knuacheck. Sorry, he
is from the Workaholics gang. He is not the Big Three.
He's not Adam di durs. Yeah, he's not Adam Durs
or Blake, but he is the other one that was
(08:43):
in most of their episodes he wrote with him. He
directed a lot of those episodes. He directs a lot
of episodes of What We Do in the Shadow. He
was picked out by Sandler to direct this, and once
Sandler likes you and he picks you out for stuff,
you are set you're gonna direct all of his movies.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Now, yeah, I mean good or bad things. This is
obviously doing really well streaming numbers on Netflix. However, do
you really want to be attached to Sandler for all
his projects?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Are we talking like monetarily?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Being being a sea level character in this movie is great.
Being the director of a movie that doesn't do great
it's not great?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Once again, monetarily, what are we talking? Money?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, I don't know what Netflix is playing these days.
This is a nice opportunity, for sure for this fellow.
But I don't know I would be I would be
bragging about this.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
One good Written by Tim Hurleyhey and Adam Sandler and
starring Adam Sandler, Helho, Steve Buscemi, Sonny Sandler, Jackie Sandler,
Ken Jennings, John Daly, Kelsey Plumb, Andrew Watt, Margaret Qually,
Eric Andre Martin Hurley, he Dan Patrick, Tim Hurley, he
(09:58):
Nellie Korda, Nancy low Pez, Sadie Sandler, Ben Stiller, Alex Earl,
Sean Evans. There we go. It's a lot of words here,
The hot Ones, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, Cameron Treasurer, No,
it's just Cameron and then Treasurer Wilson, Rapper Page, Sparinac
Sparanac Sparrinax, Blake Clark, John love It, Dennis Dugan, Fred Couples,
(10:24):
John Nicholas, Corey Paven, Jack Nicholas, What did I say?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Famous golfer?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
John Nicholas reference, Nick Faldo, Lee, Trevino, Jordan Speith, Xander Schoffle,
Schoffel Shaffle, I got it right, Ricky Fowler, Keegan Bradley,
Colin Morikawa, Travis Kelcey bad Bunny who actually isn't a
lot of the movie, Tony Finnu, Will zellatotis Justin Thomas,
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Bubba Watson, Scottie Scheffler, Bryson Deschambeau, Rory McElroy, brooks Koepka,
Kevin Neelan, Rob Marcelo, Hernandez post Malone, Guy Fiedi, Eminem
oliver A, Hudson, Fernando Mariana, Reggie Bush, Rebecca Quinn, and
Nicky Garcia.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Did you not name uh, Julie Bowen.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I forgot Julie Bowen. I forgot Shooter McGavin, I forgot
Hale Joel Osman.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, all right, So this movie is thirty years in
the making, and we don't need to say it, but
we should. No one wanted this movie, no one asked
for this movie. No one was desiring this movie. But
once it was confirmed, you start with a certain expectation.
The expectation for this movie was, okay, how many references
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in Easter Eggs the first movie, and to like current
golf events, can they fit in here and make it tolerable?
And in that respect I thought they did a decent job.
Bat However, the whole premise of this movie is a
very much pga vers live golf thing. But the live
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golf representatives of the Maxi Golf owner played by Benny Saftie,
who you also didn't have.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
In here, I only have the cameos, was so over.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The top bad ridiculous that it really really hurt. This movie,
Like the first movie, is unrealistic. Sure, this one jumps
the Shark. This one is so fucking stupid. The third
act of this movie is some of the worst shit
I've ever seen. But the bones of this movie were
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actually pretty solid. They could have made a good movie.
They didn't. They didn't make a good movie, but they
could have. It was there, It was there for the taking.
I don't think this is the worst movie of the year,
by the way, because I think there's It does enough
good and it did make me laugh a couple of times,
and the current golfers were good. Will zal Torus actually
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playing the cat that everyone fancast is good. Like, there's
shit like that that are good. It did enough good
that I didn't regret watching this, But the third act
is fucking horrifically bad.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
There were also tributes to Bob Barker, Carl Weathers, John Flaherty,
Francis Bay, and Dustin Diamond.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah. I was okay with that stupid shit, but the
Maxi golf thing was fucking terrible, dude. It was so bad.
They didn't need to go that extreme with it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Did I forget to mention Eminem? Did I have Eminem?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh I Eminem?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah? In there, I thought he was terrible in this.
Everyone was going nuts on social media like Eminem's this
movie stinks.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, this is just a cameo filled you know, Sandler fuckfest.
It's a lot of what you expect. But legit, if
they just took the Maxi golf stuff out and didn't
even have a premise to this movie, it would be better.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I enjoyed the second act of this movie.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
The bones are good, the bones.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I liked him getting back into golf. I enjoy the.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Family stuff enjoyable, enjoyable. The rest of it not so much.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, I can't even think of what were the funny
jokes in this movie.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
There are some that Scottie Scheffler stuff was great. Admittedly
that stuff was very good.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Also real ballsy move out of the gate to set
up why he is down the dumps.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah yeah, and I didn't care for that. But also
it makes the movie go, like, I don't know how
else you make the plot go in a thirty year
old sequel. I didn't love that, but it is what
it is. I just feel like, ultimately, I'm gonna see
where I have this rked on the year goo. I
think I have it four from the bottom, three, three
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from the bottom. So the only worst movies on the
air I have are Jurassic World, Rebirth in the Electric
State definitively worse. But I do think this is like
just as enjoyable as like a Minecraft movie, which sucked,
but it gets like a like a F plus or
a D minus. Like That's what I'm talking about in
this ring. This movie either barely passes or barely fails.
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It's not the worst movie of the year. There's enjoyable
shit in there. I didn't regret watching it. That's the
best thing I could say about this.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I probably have it around like twenty five hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I think I have it twenty four.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But I would say that my favorite joke from the
movie is when he sends his sons off in the
van and they're all mooning, and he's like, who's even
driving this car? And then the daughter turns around and says, hi,
Uncle John Daily.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Like right at the beginning of the movie, yep, this high.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Uncle John Daily. It reminded me of That's My Boy,
where he had Uncle Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
His son's four sons are played by Carl from Shameless, MJF.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman, who is a wrestler in AEW one
of the kids was one of the kids from Summer
Shack that we liked last year. And then the fourth one,
I forget. His daughter's played by his actual daughter. His
other daughter also has a role in the film.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
His wife is a HI movie. She is the day
An's instructor. Yes, his other daughter is the person that
is in AA with him.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Right, that's right, that's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah,
so all of the emotional connections of this movie are
his two daughters.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh you know who wasn't great in this? Ben Stiller?
His character not great.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah. The magic of that character in the first one,
and I forget his name, Hal hal Is his name is.
It's like it comes across as really genuine, and in
this movie it doesn't at all. Really, they really hit
you over the head with his character.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And they have a stampede at the end, just like
in the first one.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't know. It's free on Netflix. I don't think
you'll regret watching it, but you're not gonna live.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I thought it would have been nice if he ended
up having a nice hockey career.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
The Maxi golf stuff was really awful, Yeah, it was
really awful.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
After I won the Masters I learned how to skate
and I was eventually drafted by the Bruins. I was
the enforcer for six years. I beat the shit out
of PJ. Stock Well, no, he'd be honest. Team. I
beat the shit out of Ty Domey.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What do you have below this movie for the year.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I have to pull up my letterbox, but I can
tell you right now the next movie that we're going
to talk about is below it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh, Big Market Teas. Next up on the docket is
Meg Me M Threegan two point zero. Megan two point zero,
the sequel to twenty twenty threes like underrated.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Hit Yeah, the underrated horror comedy, which is I think
very important because it does have a fun, campy feel
to it. I also forgot the rotten tomatoes and stuff
for Happy Gilmour too, But you have our hot dog
score doesn't matter mac fifty eight percent from the critics,
eighty two percent from the audience. And you might say
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that's good. Most audience scores are in the nineties now,
so I don't know how good that is. Also, this
movie did a real number on Bloomhouse and not only
the company but the guy who runs the company. But
he did a re real damage on his psyche. Who
thought that they could put M Threegan in anything and
it's gonna be a hit.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Boy? Was he wrong?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I don't have the box office numbers. You can look
that up while I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
They get made like twenty million or something like that,
and they're expecting like ten times.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
They turned it into an action comedy and it's bad
in both regards. Oh Boy directed by Gerard Johnstone, written
by Gerard john Stone, Akella Hooper and James Juan and
stars Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, and Amy Donald. Two years
after M Threegan's rampage, her creator, Gemma, resorts to resurrecting
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her infamous creation in order to take down Amelia, the
military grade weapon who has been built by a defense
contractor who stole M Threegan's underlying tech. It is M
threegan verse.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That sounds terrible. So it's a robot versus a robot
with AI.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's all AI and the movie the commentary is that like,
let's not trust AI, but let's have AI fight this AI?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Sure? Sure? Is this a better or worse AI movie
than twenty eight Eagle Eyed starring shil Lah Buff And
What's your face pasty mcpaste.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, I thought you're gonna ask me the movie with
Haley Joel Osman, the movie AI.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
No, No, that we're not talking about AI. We're talking
about AI.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Is it better than Alan Iverson Michelle Monaghan?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
That's what I was trying to think.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Alan Iverson is way better than this movie. Let's toss
this out there.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is there a single redeeming quality about this movie?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I don't think so. And I short, no, it's fucking long.
That was another thing too, is I'm watching I'm over
an hour and I'm like, Okay, what do I have?
Like twenty more minutes?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Forty five to fifty more minutes? Are you shitting me?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Right now? Does this set up another yes movie?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes? And I'm not sure what genre they were gonna
make the third one the first one, Like I said,
I think I think it has enough can't be fun
in it to be like, Okay, this is enjoyable. Yeah,
this one doesn't have any of that, and nothing is
funny in it. There's nothing funny about it. And I
want to right now, I want to apologize to our
listener who has been recommending this movie for months. I
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don't mean to speak ill about it. But the way
that I would compare this movie. I had a friend
at work who was raving and talking NonStop about meatball
subs with pickles in them, and I said, that doesn't
sound appetite. I like, I love both things. I love pickles,
I love meatball subs. But because I am open minded,
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I am willing to try this. I went to Joe's
Variety on a Saturday, four dollars, got my meatball sub,
got my pickles. They gave me a side eye when
I asked for it, went home, took a bite. I said,
this is fucking disgusting. I ate the whole thing because
I have a problem. Yeh, but that is what I
look at this movie as it is a meatball sub
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with pickles. It's bad all that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
To say this movie is a shit sandwich.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I didn't care for it one bit. I'll tell you
that much.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
What you did eat the sandwich and he did finish
this movie.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I ate the sandwich and I finished this movie. You
can't tell me that I didn't give it my all.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
So what's the nicest thing you could say about this movie?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
They say about the meatball sub with pickles, it'd be
the meatballs, i'd say, but also I love Deli pickles.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Was it a whole circle pickle or was the triangle
chopped up pickle?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well, it's the big sphere that it's chopped into little triangles. Okay,
you know Joe's variety. I know, I know guys go
there on Saturdays. You order the meatball sub it's four dollars.
It used to be two fifty, thanks Obama.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It used to be two and then two fifty with cheese.
Now it's four or five cheese.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know, it's a complete fucking racket, by the way,
And I'm not even saying like it's not just here,
I'm saying in general, at any subplace, it costs money
to add cheese. Do you know how much it costs
to get a quarter pound of cheese at even Star Market,
which is a fucking scam, costing a buck fourteen for
a quarter pound of cheese.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Just give me the sandwich price with cheese included. And
if I want to remove cheese, so be it.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Cheese should be free. I should run for office on
that platform. Cheese for free, free cheese. And I was
hoping that they'd be more cheese in M threegan, but
it was all bad cheese is.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
M threegan two point oh? The worst movie you've seen.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
This it's above Smurfs, right, Smurfs is.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Look at that? Not the worst movie you've seen this year.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Smurf's worse than a meatball sub with pickles? Can I
get to something that I love? Mac?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I just tipped my hand. Okay, we just got the
return the Return of the King, if you will, King
of the Hill is back. It's on Hulu. It is
season fourteen. It is a jump forward ten years from
when we last left the gang in Arlen in season
thirteen seas thirteen seasons.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I would call the pilot a little clunky the first
five minutes. I was about to bail. I thought the
first five minutes was terrible because they're just jamming in
all of these like modern jokes of like h Hank
doesn't know what bathroom to use, Peggy's over explaining stuff,
and I'm like, this doesn't feel like the show, because
the show, if anything, is just a nice nothing sandwich.
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Once you get past that, once you get into them
deciding to stay in Texas as opposed to going back
to Sadi Arabia. That's how Peggy pronounces Saudi Arabia. It
is such a comfort food of a show, it is.
I loved the last nine episodes of the season that yeah,
(23:58):
I fucking binged it. And Matt knows this. I have
no time for television. I watched all ten episodes of
this in like two days, and when I finished it,
I was sad. I was sad that I didn't have
more King of the Hill to watch.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I mean, that's good, that's a good thing about King
of the Hill. I just wish you wouldn't waste your
time on something that no one cares about it.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
If we're looking at reboots revivals, I think this might
be the second best one ever.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, but they're all not good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Most of them are bad. Let me toss that out there.
X Men ninety seven is the pinnacle. I don't think
anything's gonna touch what they did with aging up X
Men for the audience that watched it back in the nineties.
Some other ones that are good Cobra Kai, but that's
a weird one because it's off of movies, so you're
reviving movie characters in a show. I'm not even sure
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if that counts as a revived show.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
And I would also make the statement that what it
was based off of was never even good. So if
that's baseline good, that's much better than Karate.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean, the first season of Cobra Kai is Din
I love it, and then Ductails. I'm not sure if
that's a revival, if it's a reboot. But in my
watching of the newer Ducktails, Danny Pooty is on ducktails.
That's why he enjoys a good coffee and sock. But
that is a very good show that I think I
enjoyed more than my son.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You enjoyed the show more than you enjoy your son,
or you enjoyed it more than your son enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I guess like the top four cities in America, you
can interpret what I just said. I can't recommend King
of the Hill anymore. I thought it didn't miss a step,
and it might even be better than those later seasons anyways,
sure I could.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'm not gonna have an opinion on King of the Hill.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It exists another obstacle that you might have to get
past Dale's voice, and it's not to the faults of
the show, because the guy who does the voice has
passed away, but Dale's voice is not great. It's very
distracting you.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Next up here two that I've talked about previously, but
I just want to reindorse because apparently no one's seeing
them again. Twenty eight years Later is the best year
of the movie. Twenty eight years Later is the best
movie of the year for me. Please watch that yourself.
Included Dickhead instead of five.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Going to after I finished King of the Hill again,
The Ballad.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Of Wallace Island. I think it might be on Peacock
or something like that. I've got it in the top
ten on the year. It's not amazing, but it's a
really good, heartfelt story. I think most people will like that.
But the one that I watched for you folks this
week Goo Warfare. Warfare was out in the theaters in April.
It is currently streaming for five or six bucks. I
don't know what streaming service it's going to go to
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for free. To an AY twenty four movie. It made
twenty six million domestic on a twenty million dollar budget,
thirty two million worldwide, So it didn't didn't It probably
didn't make its money back, although maybe it did. The
market marketing budget wasn't huge for it. This is a
rated R action drama in war movie subgenres DOCU drama,
period drama, war epic, and as a runtime of ninety
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five minutes, It's Chris You're In and Out on Roddy
T's dual ninety three percent from the critics and from
the audience on Metacritic of seventy eight, so, by all accounts,
one of the better movies of twenty twenty five. This
movie Goo is written and directed by Raymondoza and Alex Garland.
We know Alex Garland writer from twenty eight Days.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
They both directed it too.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, shared both roles and I'll get to why that
is in the second. Alex Garland is a writer, of
course and a director who wrote twenty eight Days later
Never Let Me Go, Dread, Ex Machina Annihilation. He was
the showrunner creator of Dev's, the television show, director of
a writer of Men Civil War, and twenty eight years
later directed Ex Machina Annihilation, Men Civil War. Upcoming, he's
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doing the Elden Ring movie, which should be interesting. It's
a very popular game series. I don't know how how
it will adopt to the big screen, but Raymondoza gu
shares writing and directing duties here with Garland because this
movie is based on Mendoza's experiences during the Iraq War
as a US Navy seal. In particular, this movie, this
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story depicts an encounter on November nineteenth, two thousand and six,
after the Battle of Ramadi, Ramadi rim Adiko.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You have your hand right, yeah, you keep saying, Ray Mendoza,
do you mean Romero?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
So this script was written originally by Mendoza, I assuming
it gets punched up by Garland for the big screen,
and it's drawn from the testimonies of the platoon, of
the platoon members from the event that day. And this
movie gou which is both a strength and maybe a
detriment for some, is presented in real time, So over
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the ninety five minutes, it's like ninety five minutes in
real time. It just takes place over ninety five minutes.
So that's going to really appeal to a certain viewer.
And to give you a little background about the incident
here that this movie is about. In two thousand and six,
during that battle, Navy Seal Platoon Alpha one takes control
of a two story house under the cover of darkness.
Jay Tach, communications officer Raymond Doozer, the writer and director,
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coordinates air support to monitor their position while sniper and
Elliott Miller monitors a market down the street with fellow
sniper Frank. They're providing overwatch in a support of a
US Marines operation. So it really sets the scene, throws
you right into the beginning of it, or right into
the middle of it from the beginning, and it's just
that for ninety five minutes in what takes place, so
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you like, you get into it pretty quickly because it
feels very real and it's very intense. So if you're
a fan of those movies, this is going to be
right up your alley. It stars Dafaro Wuna Tie as Ray.
You might know him from Reservation Dogs. He was one
of the two leads there with Amber mid Thunder. Will
Poulter is in this as Eric, Cosmo Jarvis as Elliott,
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Joseph Quinn as Sam big Year for Joseph Quinn, Finn
Bennett as John Connor's Tommy, Charles Milton as Jake, Noah
Sentineo as Brian, and Michael Gandafini as Lieutenant McDonald. So
pretty good cast here too, and it's I know it's
for a movie about war and very real things. It's
a pretty easy watch. I think a lot of people
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and they have ninety three percent from critics and audience
have enjoyed this movie, even though it depicts some very
real and serious shit. So you have to pay five
or six bucks to watch it right now. But I
highly recommend it. I think it. I probably have it.
Maybe thirty six dogs, thirty five dogs. It's one of
the five or six best movies I've seen this year.
And if you like Alex Garland stuff too, I mean, notably,
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he's more sci fi. But you know gou he directed
and wrote Civil War last year, and we were pretty
disappointed by the war and realism feel in that movie
because it went it skirted us, it went a different
way than what we wanted. This movie sort of gives
you what we were desiring from that movie. So if
you're left a little disappointed by twenty twenty four Civil War,
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watch this movie, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So we recommend clips of Viva Labam on Instagram. You've
probably already seen Happy Gilmore too. I do not recommend
and threegan two point zero go watch King of the Hill.
It's a fucking delight. It's gonna make you feel warm.
It's so soothing. I was sitting back, like I just
ate a nice warm bowl of porridge. That's what I
felt like, a nice warm combo of meat. And then
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Mac loves Warfare. Let's get into mac Sack and mack
Sack could be anything. It could be a boat and
Mac have you seen on Instagram or on TikTok it's
I would call it a blind top five top ten
(31:35):
where I'm gonna give you a topic and then little
answers where you can then slot that into your top ten,
and then once it's in there, that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
It's locked in. So like it's locked in if you
if you if the topic gives hottest women on the
planet and you give me Anada Armas, I put her
at one and she can't be budged.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Right, or like if you put her at five and
then I tell you someone else and you're like, oh,
I think she's hot than that, But I don't have
the opportunity to slide something else up.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, this is okay, Max, So I am gonna add
all the graphics later. Maybe I'll cut this into it.
What is the topic here the senses like the US
Census or our senses. The senses, so our five senses, yep,
top ten, blind, top ten, Mac you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Wait, there's ten senses.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Site.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Um, I would probably say site is number.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
One, number one for site.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Hearing, I'm gonna say hearing is eight, eights, taste, Oh,
I do like taste.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Taste is three, smell, Smell is ten. Smell could be
really good or really bad.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
If you just eliminate it at number ten, i'd say,
I'd say it's the least important.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Touch.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I like touch. I'm going to go two on touch.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Two on touch. Sixth the ability to see and communicate
with the spirits of the dead. The sixth sense?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh six? What do I have at the bottom right now?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So right now you have cited one hearing, eight, taste, three, smell, ten,
and touch two.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Six cents will be ninth.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Number nine of humor, sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's important. Let's go four, number.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Four, common common sense, common sense. Seven the census. This
is the US Census.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Fuck, yeah, you piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
This is six, number six for the US senat top
five and then finally the last one and this is
locked into whatever number you have not used yet. Number five,
my two, my two cents, my two cents.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Number five, number five, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
My two cents. Number all right, So Mac on his
top ten senses. At number ten is smell. At number
nine is sixth, at number eight is hearing. At number
seven is common. At number six the Census, the US
Census to track the people.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Very important. That's how states and cities get their funding.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Number five is my two my two cents, yeah, my
two cents. Number four is of humor, number three taste,
number two touch, and number one is site.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I think I did a pretty good job, all things considered,
nail the top four. You know, five through ten you
could argue, but I nailed the top four.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
So I'll take that shout out to the animaniacs because
I stole that from one of their songs. Okay, but
they had a lot more of the senses in there,
you know, sense of pride.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I had to get rid of some stuff there, but
I think I picked the best ten.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I should have I made the US Census joke before
it began. I should have known it was in the pipeline.
I should have saved ten for that or my biggest mistas.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I would almost had the US currency in there, like sense, Yeah,
that would be number ten. Those are fucking useless.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
My two cents was better than US.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Am I allowed to throw away pennies.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I have regularly, I have to. I never pay her
cash anymore though, so I never have.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
If the FBI is watching right now, and you know
that's a that's an offense, a federal offense. Mac did it.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
You could throw away money.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
But like coins, though, you can't throw away coins. They can,
all right, if there's an expert out there, let us know,
because Mac has no idea, he's just talking expert.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
You want a trash expert, so some of that's specialized.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Shit, what do I want? Do I want someone who
has an expertise in currency?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
It's federally issued, right, so you can't throw that away?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What do you mean can't if you're a dollar bill
away knowing fret.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Well, if someone saw you do it, you're going to jail.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Are there any cops out there? Well, I don't think
cops have the jurisdiction to do it.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I don't think a cop could arrest you for throwing
dollars away. Maybe the IRS car irs would probably like that.
I don't know what the fucking who could do this
to us? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I know it's illegal, but like who could do it
to us?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh, we're not sure it's illegal.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's a good point. I'm not even sure if it's illegal.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
This is like you're like SpongeBob stealing a balloon on
Free Believe.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Lookcause you can't thank you. You can't throw away batteries,
and that's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
That's not at all the same thing. Pretty sure it
is batteries could start fires, pennies, can't.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
You sure about?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That's not why I'm I'm absolutely sure.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
What's the most flammable coin?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
That's it? Now, that's a question right there. I bet
you know what it might be. Penny might be the most.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I think it's close to being a battery, or one.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Step away from it being a battery. All right.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Where can the people find us?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
They could find us on x and Instagram, at Mac
and Goo podcast Ever on the platform, we are mac
Ampersano that's Mac Shift seven, Goo that includes Facebook, Stitcher, tuning,
cashmar Speak, a Google Play, iHeart Radio. We are on Spotify.
More importantly, we're on Apple Podcasts. Get on there, rate review,
subscribe five stars. If you do that, we may one
day once again get you your freemack and go T
(37:09):
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Speaker 1 (37:19):
Tepublic dot com march with check us out at the
top of next week. I guarantee it'll be a better episode.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't know that Penny Talk, what.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Would you give this one? CEC minus?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Penny Talk might have saved it.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That's a good point. We should actually get into more
self evaluation at the end of all of our episodes.
How'd you think that went?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Eh? I would say that was a C plus of
an episode Y plus.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm going C minus.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I'm gonna give that a seventy seven. I'm given. I'm
giving that like twenty eight twenty nine dogs of.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
An episode seventy two. I would say, but like our uh,
we have a friend who has a lawyer for a parent,
and they told our other friend who was becoming a lawyer,
what do you call a lawyer that gets or what
do you call someone that gets d's in law school,
a lawyer, a lawyer, So we're still a podcast. You
got to see it doesn't matter. We're both lawyers.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Now we've learned anything from this episode. We're lawyers.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
We have come to the conclusion and our special valuation.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Sustained. The judge shays that what did.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
The lawyers say? I have to watch Daredevil again? Now,
all right, check us out. Then we're shooting for a B.
We're looking for a solid B next week.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, you don't. They don't all need to be a's.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
You know, it'd be nice if somewhere though, Sure, sure,
Tuesdays or Guesdays. I have used kangaroos, Dam Burton.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Please flip the cassette over to side B to continue
the adventure. Now it's time for girls jumping on trim
papa leins.
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