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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, it's me Goo, and I'm sure you're not
thrilled to see that episode title or hear this intro.
But because of scheduling conflicts, let's get reels like Instagram
get it again, So we'll play some best ofs. I'm
grading on a bell curve from the show, and you
can find all of these clips in video form and
so many more on our social Media's.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That Fletstones movie I loved as a kid.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Which, by the way, John Goodman did not want to
be there.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, I felt like, is Goodman in the second one?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, none of them are.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Who plays uh Fred in the second one?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, let's try and piece this together. I think that
the leading woman from Third Rock from the Sun plays Wilma.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
In the second one she does one of the Baldwins.
I'm gonna say Billy is playing Barney.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It is a Baldwin. Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And then I think the lead actor from the CBS
hit show Still Standing.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, he's the British guy. I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
British.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, he's British, and Renee whatever the.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Ginger Girls his daughter in that show. Yes, what's the
name of the second Flintstones movie. There's a subtitle to it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh, is it Viva Rock Vegas. That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Let's check the scores on the board, shall we.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh, it was Jane Krakowski that plays Betty. That's right, Yes,
I love Jane Krakowski. It was Stephen Bald, it was
Mark Addy. It is the guy from Still Standing. Kristin
Johnston is the woman from Third Rock. That's right, guys,
we did it?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How about that? That was like wordle except just us
being morons.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This is a custom game of guess.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Who guess goo if you will. It's a maxtery so
picking a random yellow card. Yes, I have the same
characters on my yellow cards.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Is your character a movie?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
My character is not a movie?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Is your character something created by the other Billy d
So a Mac and Goo themed piece of crap?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, it is not, okay these Is your character a
non human?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
My character is a human.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Is your character bald?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
My character is bald?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, that gets rid of a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Does your character have facial hair?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No? Okay, I would like to guess who your character is.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Is it the frog lady from Star Wars?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's not the frog lads.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Okay, damn it, I guess I gotta guess if you're
down to two right?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Strategicy is your character?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Norm MacDonald?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
How did you guess? You have? Like? What eight things left?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight?
I had a one in eight?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Is yours? Pistachio? Disguisi?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Mine is me?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh? Come on? Also? Is this a spoiler? The least
sexiest sex scene of all time?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Most relatable though? I think it was like eleven pumps
eleven pumps and he was done.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The same as max iced coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Come on, I drink it out nearly black? God, damn it?
What is the topic?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The senses like the US census or our senses? The
senses so our five senses? Top ten blind, top ten?
Mac You ready for this?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Wait? There's ten senses?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Sight?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Ummm, I would probably say site is number one.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Hearing I'm gonna say hearing is eight. Taste, Oh, I
do like taste. Taste is three, smell.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Smell is ten.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Touch.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I like touch. I'm gonna go two on touch.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Sixth the ability to see and communicate with the spirits
of the dead. Oh sixth, the sixth sense, sixth cents
will be ninth of humor.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's important. Let's go for common common sense.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Seven the census. This is the US census.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, piece of this is six. At least it's not
top five.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And then finally the last one, and this is locked
into whatever number you have not used yet. Number five,
My two, my two cents, my two cents.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Number five. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Shout out to the Animaniacs because I stole that from
one of their songs. Lex Luthor's current girlfriend, what is
her name?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Mutant toes?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Mutant toes?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Her name is Eve.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So this is the only thing I felt like that
would be divisive from this movie. Is this how they
find everything out? This is really convenient. Also show us
the feet, Yeah, show me the goddamn toes. If you're
gonna name her mutant toes, show me the toes.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'll pay extra, like have her walking dog food or something.
Let's catch a whiff. When Jesse Plemmons enters a movie,
the movie becomes at least fifty percent better. Yeah, And
what I would like to introduce to our nonagone is
when life gives you plemons, you make plemonade. That's gonna
(05:48):
be that long, Yes, so it's just just called plemonade.
It's plemonade. What in this movie made it a lot better?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's sort of just max credit union.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
A little bit. No step on my stuff, man, you.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Get a you gotta make that shirt when life gives
you plumbins, make plemonade.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And then you put his big old face right there.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, it's good to know, use the Lemonhead's logo.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But with Jesse Lemons, think about game Night, Game Night,
solid comedy. But someone made plemonade three bags of tostito scoops.
I notice there was a special on these tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Three for one. I was that profitable for free to
lay the biggest wolves.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
On the planet get to like one five in that range.
So you think that you could beat the biggest wolf
in the world. Yeah, even fight or flight. I don't
think I could. Should be clear too with the folks
at home.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You know, if you're five to four, one hundred and
fifty pounds, maybe you don't want to fight a wolf.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, no, we're not telling anyone here to fight a wolf. Well,
you're six foot two hundred and seventy pounds, it's easier
to take out a wolf. I am five ten and
a half. I didn't want to lie and say five
to eleven and I weigh let's say now, let's just
say one seventy.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'd say one eighty five.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I haven't weighed one eighty five and like, well a
little bit during the pandemic, but that those years don't count.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now the wolf will has a bigger chance of getting yet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So what you're saying is I have to put on
some weight to fight the wolf.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Also credit to me, I'm down about twenty five pounds,
so I'm going the opposite direction as well. You'll look
great mac another twenty I'll feel pretty good about myself
right now, just in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's a grind. But if you lose another twenty, would
you lose an edge on the wolf?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Two twenty to.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Two forty, that's like a range that the wolf's just
gonna have an issue with around two hundred and belower,
maybe they can handle.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't know. Imagine going to a place like Awake
in one eighty, who does amazing work, and you say
I want to lose this much weight, and they say, oh, well,
I think you could push that even further, and then
you say I would lose my advantage over the wolf.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'd be susceptible to a wolf attack under two twenty,
so I'm gonna stick there, I guess. On a serious note,
it did change the world. That a George W. Bush
president's fundamentally changed the landscape of the world.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
But not as much as the PlayStation two. No, that's
why it's above the PlayStation two. At the back end
of change the World. A Gladiator apparently also more impactful
than a GW. Bush presidency. The episode spoiler where Brendan
Frasier was dead the whole time I.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Bawled, and it's truly one of the sadder moments in
television history.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Perry looks at him and he says, well, you gonna
take some photos and kids with cake on their face
or something, And it goes around to Zach Bradan's like,
where do you think we are? And then I think
snow Patrol starts playing maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Ah the same.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It wasn't that one chasing cars. I can hear it
in my head, but I can't. I can't even do that.
What if they copyright us?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh good point. I'm gonna pull up Spotify now because
now I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're gonna spotify the song that plays when Brendan Frasier dies.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'm gonna look, I'm snow Patrol.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, it's a Joshua Raddin winter. Oh come on and
let me cry right now. Stop.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Twenty minutes of high jinks in around and in the
last like two minutes they tried to gut punch it
every single time.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
What about when he gets with chalk and they start playing, uh,
they start playing the chral up in my lonely room.
I will say the soundtrack, I'll give it that. I
do really like it. They introduce me to the choral.
I like that a lot. So Halloween is over. I
lost my costume competition at work, and I think the
thing that we all need to point to is that
(09:46):
I was not doing this for a demo of men
aged thirty five to forty two. You gotta know your crowd,
for sure. You gotta know your crowd. I went as
Acy Jones, specifically from the nineteen eighty seven anime.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Did you make the Winners platform? The top three?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Did you Did you get anything? No? I came nowhere
close to it. As a matter of fact, what did
you get for? Like?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Did people ask you to people like, oh are you?
Are you tooker rask.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I got a spooky golfer. Someone asked me fellows from
Street Fighter for I got a lot of people just
having no idea, And then I was like, all right,
no one knows. Like less than twenty percent of my
co workers knew who I was.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's like you thinking you've got a great joke and
then telling someone. Then you got to explain the joke
because they don't laugh.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
The price of eggs skyrocketing. This is such an old
school boomer type of mentality that, like grocery prices went
up for a month, like I don't give a whatever
the price is, I'm gonna pay it. Yeah, it hurts
certain people. I get it, but I couldn't care less
if my eggs go up a dollar. Could not care
less hurting certain people. You know that The first person
I thought of cool Gaston. Also in the newspaper. I
(11:03):
saw that. So yesterday I was going to take my
son to a movie. I got a pass for Garfield
a little screening, and ahead of time had to have
some lunch. I said, do you want to have some
Dave's Hot Chicken? He keeps seeing billboards for Dave's Hot Chicken.
He was like, oh my god, Dave's hot chicken. So
we went and as we were ordering him, like just
(11:23):
give him the dullest flavor, and just give you whatever
the hottest flavor is. And they're like reaper, like, yeah,
whatever it is. And they gave me a sheet of
paper to sign, and I'm like, oh, that's kind of cute.
So I signed the paper. We sit down, I take
a couple bites of this chicken and immediately know that
it is going to come out of me.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I don't know why, if you're trying to have a
nice Sunday with your son, why you would torture yourself
like that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
As we were then walking to the theater, I'm sweating, my
mouth is all red from the heat, and I'm like, oh, no,
I've made a huge mistake. And then I brought my
son into the bathroom stall with me and he had
to sit there horrified as I was throwing.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Out that's why he didn't like the movie. You guys
left the movie because he was thinking about his dad
losing his soul in the toilet for the whole thirty
minutes you were there. I'll tell you what. There's there's
been a fight against Q tips the last ten twenty years.
But don't think the cute tip. It's bad for your ear.
I'll tell you what I got cleanest ear drums on
the East Coast. I use cue tips every time I
get out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's like a muzzy mosie. He's teaching the kids how
to speak French. You know these children aren't French, They're American.
That and Zuo books was the one that I saw
the most books and never got. I always wanted zoo books.
I didn't give them, but like zoo books. I was
(12:46):
into animals. It was bright, it was colorful. There was
a bunch of them, pretty popular animals, nothing crazy. I
never got zoo books.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Did they make a zoo book about every animal?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I wouldn't think every animal. There is a lot of animals,
a lot of animals. Yeah, think of the business angle.
You can't go out there saying we're doing every animal.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, but if you do, and people collect them, they
got to get every book, got.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
To catch them all. Yeah, zoo bucks. I don't know
if I like the title of this, but let's play
with it right now. It's called talk all right, Okay.
Simon had the best one out there. He said that
I look like Anthony Jesselmik dressed as Jay Bearshaw for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I don't even know. I didn't even know where, but
it seems like that those two are common.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know what it is is they both got the
upright hair like you do, so people are just going
to that. It's also the hockey jersey. I was wearing
a hockey jersey, so the Jay be You're Canadian as well, well, Mac,
I'm a white podcaster. I own hockey jerseys from Gargoyle Warner.
He compared you. He said that you look like Carl
from Aquitine Hunker Force. You got the mustache and I
(13:56):
had a tank top on that day. It's it's not
too far off, that's for sure. He caught you on
a good day though, like you were wearing a tank and.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I hadn't shaved heading a bit too, so the sides
going in.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Your mustache was just dirty enough. When you walk into
the theater for this movie, it feels like you're walking
into the Olive garden because when you're there, your family,
all right.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I hated that's so mad.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I left, as one does. I was on Facebook marketplace,
seeing what's happening.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
The oldest thing you do is Peru's Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm not even sure what I was looking for, and
what popped up was a life size Yoda made by
Pepsi and autographed for twenty eight one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
The lightsaber looks like which matters Number two. The photo
of this thing is in the person's driveway, so it
seems like they literally had just picked it up and
immediately listed it on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
They just picked it up, couldn't fit it through their
front door, and said, we need.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
No get They walked up to it and the guy's
wife was like, Nope, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Turn around, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So in a week when I repost this, you'll know why.
Sorry I forgot to put this on roll. This is
a gift to me. Your Father's Day is coming up
and I just want to top Dad top Dad. I
like it. This is a gift, says top Dad, meaning
that there's nothing else above that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And it's in the in the logo form of top gun.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Given me by my wife my son. It means that
I'm better than the rest of the people. I'm number one,
I'm at the top. It's gonna be awesome when you're
gonna be forced to wear that out a few times,
just so you could say you wore it forced. I've
been wearing it every day, my man, when you're gifted
something like this, you don't take it off a few
(15:52):
minutes later. You'd have to add about thirty things to
that to get me excited. It's been haunting me the
past couple minutes. I said that I got this hat
as a gift from my family, from my son for it.
I bought this hat from your son, though, no, I
bought it for myself. Well, what are you gonna do?
(16:17):
You can you can still, you can still hold that
opinion of yourself. I don't deserve to wear that hat.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Do you think you're in the top five dads that
you know?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I fancy myself a good dad.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
All right, you can wear that hat, then.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So can you vend on me five bucks? And you
got me this hat? The Superman trailer is just around
the corner, just around kill.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That's it. We've been working eight years
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Saying not only like let's let's end this show like
this episode, let's end the podcast
Hey guys, it's me Goo, and I'm sure you're not
thrilled to see that episode title or hear this intro.
But because of scheduling conflicts, let's get reels like Instagram
get it again, So we'll play some best ofs. I'm
grading on a bell curve from the show, and you
can find all of these clips in video form and
so many more on our social Media's.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That Fletstones movie I loved as a kid.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Which, by the way, John Goodman did not want to
be there.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, I felt like, is Goodman in the second one?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, none of them are.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Who plays uh Fred in the second one?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, let's try and piece this together. I think that
the leading woman from Third Rock from the Sun plays Wilma.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
In the second one she does one of the Baldwins.
I'm gonna say Billy is playing Barney.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It is a Baldwin. Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And then I think the lead actor from the CBS
hit show Still Standing.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, he's the British guy. I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
British.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, he's British, and Renee whatever the.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Ginger Girls his daughter in that show. Yes, what's the
name of the second Flintstones movie. There's a subtitle to it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh, is it Viva Rock Vegas. That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Let's check the scores on the board, shall we.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh, it was Jane Krakowski that plays Betty. That's right, Yes,
I love Jane Krakowski. It was Stephen Bald, it was
Mark Addy. It is the guy from Still Standing. Kristin
Johnston is the woman from Third Rock. That's right, guys,
we did it?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How about that? That was like wordle except just us
being morons.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This is a custom game of guess.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Who guess goo if you will. It's a maxtery so
picking a random yellow card. Yes, I have the same
characters on my yellow cards.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Is your character a movie?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
My character is not a movie?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Is your character something created by the other Billy d
So a Mac and Goo themed piece of crap?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, it is not, okay these Is your character a
non human?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
My character is a human.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Is your character bald?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
My character is bald?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, that gets rid of a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Does your character have facial hair?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No? Okay, I would like to guess who your character is.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Is it the frog lady from Star Wars?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's not the frog lads.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Okay, damn it, I guess I gotta guess if you're
down to two right?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Strategicy is your character?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Norm MacDonald?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
How did you guess? You have? Like? What eight things left?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight?
I had a one in eight?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Is yours? Pistachio? Disguisi?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Mine is me?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh? Come on? Also? Is this a spoiler? The least
sexiest sex scene of all time?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Most relatable though? I think it was like eleven pumps
eleven pumps and he was done.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The same as max iced coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Come on, I drink it out nearly black? God, damn it?
What is the topic?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The senses like the US census or our senses? The
senses so our five senses? Top ten blind, top ten?
Mac You ready for this?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Wait? There's ten senses?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Sight?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Ummm, I would probably say site is number one.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Hearing I'm gonna say hearing is eight. Taste, Oh, I
do like taste. Taste is three, smell.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Smell is ten.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Touch.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I like touch. I'm gonna go two on touch.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Sixth the ability to see and communicate with the spirits
of the dead. Oh sixth, the sixth sense, sixth cents
will be ninth of humor.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's important. Let's go for common common sense.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Seven the census. This is the US census.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, piece of this is six. At least it's not
top five.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And then finally the last one, and this is locked
into whatever number you have not used yet. Number five,
My two, my two cents, my two cents.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Number five. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Shout out to the Animaniacs because I stole that from
one of their songs. Lex Luthor's current girlfriend, what is
her name?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Mutant toes?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Mutant toes?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Her name is Eve.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So this is the only thing I felt like that
would be divisive from this movie. Is this how they
find everything out? This is really convenient. Also show us
the feet, Yeah, show me the goddamn toes. If you're
gonna name her mutant toes, show me the toes.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'll pay extra, like have her walking dog food or something.
Let's catch a whiff. When Jesse Plemmons enters a movie,
the movie becomes at least fifty percent better. Yeah, And
what I would like to introduce to our nonagone is
when life gives you plemons, you make plemonade. That's gonna
(05:48):
be that long, Yes, so it's just just called plemonade.
It's plemonade. What in this movie made it a lot better?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's sort of just max credit union.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
A little bit. No step on my stuff, man, you.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Get a you gotta make that shirt when life gives
you plumbins, make plemonade.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And then you put his big old face right there.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, it's good to know, use the Lemonhead's logo.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But with Jesse Lemons, think about game Night, Game Night,
solid comedy. But someone made plemonade three bags of tostito scoops.
I notice there was a special on these tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Three for one. I was that profitable for free to
lay the biggest wolves.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
On the planet get to like one five in that range.
So you think that you could beat the biggest wolf
in the world. Yeah, even fight or flight. I don't
think I could. Should be clear too with the folks
at home.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You know, if you're five to four, one hundred and
fifty pounds, maybe you don't want to fight a wolf.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, no, we're not telling anyone here to fight a wolf. Well,
you're six foot two hundred and seventy pounds, it's easier
to take out a wolf. I am five ten and
a half. I didn't want to lie and say five
to eleven and I weigh let's say now, let's just
say one seventy.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'd say one eighty five.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I haven't weighed one eighty five and like, well a
little bit during the pandemic, but that those years don't count.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now the wolf will has a bigger chance of getting yet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So what you're saying is I have to put on
some weight to fight the wolf.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Also credit to me, I'm down about twenty five pounds,
so I'm going the opposite direction as well. You'll look
great mac another twenty I'll feel pretty good about myself
right now, just in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's a grind. But if you lose another twenty, would
you lose an edge on the wolf?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Two twenty to.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Two forty, that's like a range that the wolf's just
gonna have an issue with around two hundred and belower,
maybe they can handle.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't know. Imagine going to a place like Awake
in one eighty, who does amazing work, and you say
I want to lose this much weight, and they say, oh, well,
I think you could push that even further, and then
you say I would lose my advantage over the wolf.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'd be susceptible to a wolf attack under two twenty,
so I'm gonna stick there, I guess. On a serious note,
it did change the world. That a George W. Bush
president's fundamentally changed the landscape of the world.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
But not as much as the PlayStation two. No, that's
why it's above the PlayStation two. At the back end
of change the World. A Gladiator apparently also more impactful
than a GW. Bush presidency. The episode spoiler where Brendan
Frasier was dead the whole time I.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Bawled, and it's truly one of the sadder moments in
television history.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Perry looks at him and he says, well, you gonna
take some photos and kids with cake on their face
or something, And it goes around to Zach Bradan's like,
where do you think we are? And then I think
snow Patrol starts playing maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Ah the same.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It wasn't that one chasing cars. I can hear it
in my head, but I can't. I can't even do that.
What if they copyright us?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh good point. I'm gonna pull up Spotify now because
now I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're gonna spotify the song that plays when Brendan Frasier dies.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'm gonna look, I'm snow Patrol.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, it's a Joshua Raddin winter. Oh come on and
let me cry right now. Stop.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Twenty minutes of high jinks in around and in the
last like two minutes they tried to gut punch it
every single time.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
What about when he gets with chalk and they start playing, uh,
they start playing the chral up in my lonely room.
I will say the soundtrack, I'll give it that. I
do really like it. They introduce me to the choral.
I like that a lot. So Halloween is over. I
lost my costume competition at work, and I think the
thing that we all need to point to is that
(09:46):
I was not doing this for a demo of men
aged thirty five to forty two. You gotta know your crowd,
for sure. You gotta know your crowd. I went as
Acy Jones, specifically from the nineteen eighty seven anime.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Did you make the Winners platform? The top three?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Did you Did you get anything? No? I came nowhere
close to it. As a matter of fact, what did
you get for? Like?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Did people ask you to people like, oh are you?
Are you tooker rask.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I got a spooky golfer. Someone asked me fellows from
Street Fighter for I got a lot of people just
having no idea, And then I was like, all right,
no one knows. Like less than twenty percent of my
co workers knew who I was.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's like you thinking you've got a great joke and
then telling someone. Then you got to explain the joke
because they don't laugh.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
The price of eggs skyrocketing. This is such an old
school boomer type of mentality that, like grocery prices went
up for a month, like I don't give a whatever
the price is, I'm gonna pay it. Yeah, it hurts
certain people. I get it, but I couldn't care less
if my eggs go up a dollar. Could not care
less hurting certain people. You know that The first person
I thought of cool Gaston. Also in the newspaper. I
(11:03):
saw that. So yesterday I was going to take my
son to a movie. I got a pass for Garfield
a little screening, and ahead of time had to have
some lunch. I said, do you want to have some
Dave's Hot Chicken? He keeps seeing billboards for Dave's Hot Chicken.
He was like, oh my god, Dave's hot chicken. So
we went and as we were ordering him, like just
(11:23):
give him the dullest flavor, and just give you whatever
the hottest flavor is. And they're like reaper, like, yeah,
whatever it is. And they gave me a sheet of
paper to sign, and I'm like, oh, that's kind of cute.
So I signed the paper. We sit down, I take
a couple bites of this chicken and immediately know that
it is going to come out of me.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I don't know why, if you're trying to have a
nice Sunday with your son, why you would torture yourself
like that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
As we were then walking to the theater, I'm sweating, my
mouth is all red from the heat, and I'm like, oh, no,
I've made a huge mistake. And then I brought my
son into the bathroom stall with me and he had
to sit there horrified as I was throwing.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Out that's why he didn't like the movie. You guys
left the movie because he was thinking about his dad
losing his soul in the toilet for the whole thirty
minutes you were there. I'll tell you what. There's there's
been a fight against Q tips the last ten twenty years.
But don't think the cute tip. It's bad for your ear.
I'll tell you what I got cleanest ear drums on
the East Coast. I use cue tips every time I
get out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's like a muzzy mosie. He's teaching the kids how
to speak French. You know these children aren't French, They're American.
That and Zuo books was the one that I saw
the most books and never got. I always wanted zoo books.
I didn't give them, but like zoo books. I was
(12:46):
into animals. It was bright, it was colorful. There was
a bunch of them, pretty popular animals, nothing crazy. I
never got zoo books.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Did they make a zoo book about every animal?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I wouldn't think every animal. There is a lot of animals,
a lot of animals. Yeah, think of the business angle.
You can't go out there saying we're doing every animal.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, but if you do, and people collect them, they
got to get every book, got.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
To catch them all. Yeah, zoo bucks. I don't know
if I like the title of this, but let's play
with it right now. It's called talk all right, Okay.
Simon had the best one out there. He said that
I look like Anthony Jesselmik dressed as Jay Bearshaw for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I don't even know. I didn't even know where, but
it seems like that those two are common.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know what it is is they both got the
upright hair like you do, so people are just going
to that. It's also the hockey jersey. I was wearing
a hockey jersey, so the Jay be You're Canadian as well, well, Mac,
I'm a white podcaster. I own hockey jerseys from Gargoyle Warner.
He compared you. He said that you look like Carl
from Aquitine Hunker Force. You got the mustache and I
(13:56):
had a tank top on that day. It's it's not
too far off, that's for sure. He caught you on
a good day though, like you were wearing a tank and.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I hadn't shaved heading a bit too, so the sides
going in.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Your mustache was just dirty enough. When you walk into
the theater for this movie, it feels like you're walking
into the Olive garden because when you're there, your family,
all right.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I hated that's so mad.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I left, as one does. I was on Facebook marketplace,
seeing what's happening.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
The oldest thing you do is Peru's Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm not even sure what I was looking for, and
what popped up was a life size Yoda made by
Pepsi and autographed for twenty eight one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
The lightsaber looks like which matters Number two. The photo
of this thing is in the person's driveway, so it
seems like they literally had just picked it up and
immediately listed it on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
They just picked it up, couldn't fit it through their
front door, and said, we need.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
No get They walked up to it and the guy's
wife was like, Nope, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Turn around, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So in a week when I repost this, you'll know why.
Sorry I forgot to put this on roll. This is
a gift to me. Your Father's Day is coming up
and I just want to top Dad top Dad. I
like it. This is a gift, says top Dad, meaning
that there's nothing else above that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And it's in the in the logo form of top gun.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Given me by my wife my son. It means that
I'm better than the rest of the people. I'm number one,
I'm at the top. It's gonna be awesome when you're
gonna be forced to wear that out a few times,
just so you could say you wore it forced. I've
been wearing it every day, my man, when you're gifted
something like this, you don't take it off a few
(15:52):
minutes later. You'd have to add about thirty things to
that to get me excited. It's been haunting me the
past couple minutes. I said that I got this hat
as a gift from my family, from my son for it.
I bought this hat from your son, though, no, I
bought it for myself. Well, what are you gonna do?
(16:17):
You can you can still, you can still hold that
opinion of yourself. I don't deserve to wear that hat.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Do you think you're in the top five dads that
you know?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I fancy myself a good dad.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
All right, you can wear that hat, then.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So can you vend on me five bucks? And you
got me this hat? The Superman trailer is just around
the corner, just around kill.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That's it. We've been working eight years
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Saying not only like let's let's end this show like
this episode, let's end the podcast
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