June 3, 2025 • 42 mins
We discuss the hottest topics from the week!
Tinder Height Preferences
"Lilo & Stitch' Continue Box Office Domination
Netflix Tudum
Black Phone 2 Trailer
M3gan 2.0 Trailer
King of the Hill Teaser
Superman Influence
Clayface Script
Hemsworth Thanks Fans
Mark Hamill's Had Enough
No Sinner Sequil
Ariana Grande Joins Meet the Parents 4
& MUCH MORE
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Tinder Height Preferences
"Lilo & Stitch' Continue Box Office Domination
Netflix Tudum
- Stranger Things 5
- Frankenstein
- Knives Out 3
- Squid Game
Black Phone 2 Trailer
M3gan 2.0 Trailer
King of the Hill Teaser
Superman Influence
Clayface Script
Hemsworth Thanks Fans
Mark Hamill's Had Enough
No Sinner Sequil
Ariana Grande Joins Meet the Parents 4
& MUCH MORE
Join the conversation on social media - @MACandGUpodcast
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tender discrimination somewhere should meek more? SOBS Stranger Things five
release schedule is a bit strange. It nit's the Monster
Man returns, Jen V still has life, James Gonzilla acting
all of that and so much more.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But first.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I forgot to say news dump ahead of that sounder.
But news dump is what we're doing right now. MAC
testing over on Tender right now. If you are a
subscriber paying forty dollars a month, they are testing out
right now. Jesus Christ, you can use height preferences on Tender.
(00:43):
Let me ask you this. I have not been on
Tender and over ten years a decade. If you will,
I just thought of that word. Are you still on Tender?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No? Two months off it?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So this is to allow the ladies to say I
don't want no one under a certain height.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I myself care about height a little bit. Like for me,
if a girl is as tall as me, I find
her less attractive. I find the break even point for
me it is like five seven five eight for females.
I'm about six foot roughly. What I don't understand is
the females that are like five to two needing a
(01:20):
guy that's like six foot I'll never understand that because
even like your biggest heel, what three four inches, you
might be five to five. So we got a lot
of short kings out there hurting today with this new
feature coming out. Also, go forty bucks a month is
a lot of money for an app that like probably
as well past its prime. Right like ten years ago
is when Tinder was maybe in its.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Prime because you have what the unlimited swipes I believe
because they had this a little bit by the time
that I was getting off, so unlimited swipes because they
you could only swipe so many times a day.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Right and then it would stop.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, okay, so there's that, But how many people are
actually on there that you need unlimited swipes as opposed
to so like I only need twenty eight a day.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I mean, the three that I used primarily were a Tender, Bumble,
and Hinge. Hinge seemed to be the most in depth
or maybe most where people were like trying the most.
Bumble is a lot of women liked because like they
had to message first, so the it just couldn't be
inundated with horrible pickup lines.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But then Bumble added.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
A feature a couple of years ago where guys could
still message first because women still weren't messaging first, so
defeeding the purpose of the app. Tinder, I think is
still like the cesspool, Like that's the one like where
people are like, I don't know, you know, it's almost
fake to me, But the Beatles SETEKU.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Can't buy me love. Money can't buy me love.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't know if spending forty bucks a month on
Tinder is conducive to your love life.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'll have to ask my wife what the height, like,
what height she would have put on here as like
a preference.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
If you could set a high preference, would you may No, yeah,
I would probably set it no taller than I said
five seventy five eight, but I'd probably go to five
ten five eleve.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I was gonna say, like, you probably wouldn't mind if
for a girl was the exact same height as you
and also looked exactly like you, but just with a
wig on.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, because in the back of our heads a stupid meta.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'll think in D one athletes, right, so if I
get like a six foot woman, like, my kid's gonna
be like six six.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I used to think that constantly, and then I was
told by many of people. You're not a good athlete,
so you should never have this in your mind. And
it was dump you know who didn't meet on Tinder,
but they might have I don't know. And maybe she
had her preferences to six foot four, no one under
six foot four. And that is Hailey Steinfeld who married
(03:43):
her bough Josh Allen over the weekend. Congratulations crazy kids,
Josh Allen, Well, bullshit, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I love Josh Allen, I love Hailey Steinfeld. This is
a great couple. You do know that, Like SHAMIEK. Moore
spent the weekend drinking his his feelings away, just being
real reel up and his feels all about this because
that man is obsessed.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He just watched the scene from Sinners over and over
again and he photo shopped his face over Michael B. Jordan.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, you know what he has in his apartment, Like
when Michael put his face over what was his girlfriend
in the office. That's his real life wife.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh, I know who you're talking about. But he put
himself into her family photo.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, that's Moores.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
But with Sinners, he's put himself in Sinners twice.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's this's a Schemik cut of.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sinners ay, I can do crazy shit now, man news
dope over. At the box office this past weekend, Lelo
and Stitch came in first once again, down fifty seven percent,
but pulled in sixty three million dollars worldwide. It is
now at six hundred and ten mission Impossible to Find
(05:00):
Reckoning twenty seven point three million, fifty seven percent down
from the weekend prior. It is now at fifty four
million worldwide. Newcomer to the box office Karate Kid Colon
Legends twenty one million, forty seven world wide. This is
off a budget of forty nine million, so they should
be all set in about a week or so. Ralph
(05:21):
Macchio Maccio, I know who it is. Get off my ass.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Guys, you're actually supposed to pronounce you fonetically. If it
was a true Italian way, it should be Machio.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm such a bad Italian that I didn't know that
Aaroncini is plural for Adencino or Adencina.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, well, it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Depends on what part of Sicily you're from. West and
east pronounce a different way.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, that's fair. I suppose they wouldn't gender the the Ronini.
But if it's Aaronchino, it would be Aronchini. It's aaron Chino,
would be Aroncine with an E.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I was at Emberto Galleria the other day.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Take Italian College.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I can tell you're very smart. Mac. I was at
Emberto Galleria the other day and I heard a tour
guy I'd say it, and I'm like, what a fucking
idiot over here? Did a little research. Guess I'm the
fucking idiot.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I was actually three classes away from an Italian minor.
I just got to a point and the Italian, the
head of the Italian department at Assumption University, was like
basically telling me to just take it and he'll get
me through it. But like, I couldn't speak it. But
if someone speaks Italian, I roughly understand what they say.
I just it takes me like five minutes to formulate
(06:26):
an actual sentence.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It takes forever.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We are recording this on Monday, June second, not to
time stamp anything, but tonight at Fenway Park is Italian Night.
Are you going?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, I was gonna say, it's gonna be the loudest
crowd in years, everyone talking over each other.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
What is what does a must have give me? Your
mount rushmore. For like an Italian Sunday dinner must haves,
not necessarily like the meal, but what needs to be there.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let's go back to when my grandmother used to do
it rest in peace. We always had sauce, chicken cutlets,
roast beef, and then her salad with her very specific
homemade dressing. That's the cole made caesar or oil and vinegar.
She always did an oil and vinegar.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
She had a special mix. I feel like you always
gotta have like whatever there's like as a specific dessert,
whether you're intopatelli or you know, you like whatever you like,
but I feel like there's always a dessert aspect of
it as well, right, and then you have your aftermilk
coffee usually as well.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We did have after meal coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so that's usually like a couple of the things.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What the hell was I talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You speaking Italian and looking for Italian miners. Ralph Macchio
said that there are a few balls up in the
air when asked us so, he said that there's a
three different Cobra Kai spinoffs in development. May I say
this too many? But also there are a few balls
in the air. I don't know which one is going
(07:53):
to land. I hope all of them do, or some
of them do, or one of them does.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean, does the man not know physics? They're all
gonna land? He should have made the Are they gonna
land in fair territory photo? They gonna be a home one?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Is he talking juggling?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
They all come down?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Can you juggle?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No? I tried, I efforted it couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Because you always seem like someone who was really bad
at like bullshit fake sports, and juggling is right there
with it. You mean good, like you were good at
table tennis.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Actually I was. I had this conversation like two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The one like mini game, stupid little thing like Survivor
game or like a little thing like that that I'm
not good at is table tennis.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm just not good at it. But the other stupid
shit like tuggling, I guess juggling is another one I'm
not good at.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So maybe if you do find that six foot woman,
you will make a great athlete. You'll climb that.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
The hand eye, good control of the zone.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But you have those creamy hamstrings. Your kid is just
gonna fall every time he tries to walk.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I was the fastest kid on the Seed team. I
was also the heaviest. Me and are our best Palace
Kenneth Woodland. We were the two heaviest kids in the team.
He was the quarterback. I was the running back. I
was also the fastest.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So you were like Derek Henry, were you kind of
like kind of like Bowser and Mario Kart where like
Derek Henry sometime, but it took you some time to
pick up the speed, but after you got going, you
were there.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I was shifty, but I was a bit like a
Derek Kenny. The problem is I didn't hit puberty until
I was like fifteen, and everyone else hit it before me,
So that didn't really work.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
When everyone's bigger than you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Final Destination's bloodline, I believe in. It's a fourth or
fifth week down forty million. It is at two thirty
worldwide though.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I mean, people are really liking this movie. I am
going to be waiting until home streaming, but people are
really liking it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Shall we get to to dumb news?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Dumb? I wish I could make them.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't have the sound I had it on the
last board. This is a different board.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
This is a get would we get thrown off YouTube
for that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't know how anything works anymore. Because, oh, actually
remember during the uh they're in the Tom Cruise Final
Reckoning movie. That's what it's called, Tom Cruise Final Reckoning.
I told you that I planned on doing a mashup
of Tom Cruise on the Submarine and Aquatic Ambiance, call
it Aquatic Tom Beyonce. I've made it. I have the
(10:16):
whole thing done. And I watched it and I said,
what is the point of this?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I got a notification that it was posted to Facebook,
and then I couldn't find it anywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh that's because I wanted to fix something at the end.
But I'm I'm still questioning what the point of it
is though.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
All Right, send it to me and I'll let you
know whether it's postable.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I've also been working on another video for over a month.
I'm done. I don't know if I'm doing this for
pleasure or pain anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Meanwhile, I watched Billy de shoot an entire concert the
other day and then turn around a five minute video
in like twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I need for someone to say, you need to put
this out on this specific date. Get it done.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, deadlines are crucial.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Deadlines are crucial as opposed to me, I'm like, when
it gets out, it gets out. Even though the Jaws
popcorn bucket news is already out the fucking window. That
video is gonna be out by the end of the month,
I'll tell you that much. Streight back to to them,
we got a teaser for Stranger Things season five, and
the interesting news here is the release schedule Volume one, Thanksgiving,
(11:14):
Volume two, Christmas, the finale New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So this is fucking stupid. I understand what they're going for.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
These are three dates people are going to be gathering
and maybe three days people will be gathering to watch
this because a lot of people have watched this over
the last decade. However, those are also three of the
busiest days of the year.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So if you could release them the week of that
would be nice.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We could talk about it during these holidays and it
would build interest towards the next volume number two.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I don't really know how I like.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Or if I like it that it's like basically three parts,
three movies essentially is what we're getting here. I'm guessing
for a show that's been around forever, I mean tell
your story, tell it right, and obviously this is what
they want want to do. I just don't know how
it's gonna feel considering this is what was it ten
episodes originally and then kind of got down to eight
something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Maybe last season was six, but the episode's got longer though.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, I don't know. This is just curious, to say
the least.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I'm like the twelve thirty one finale, like I might
not watch that until fucking January fourth. I don't know
what's gonna be going on by Like that's just dumb release,
Like I don't know. It bothers the shit out of
me because I will not be watching it New Year's Eve,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Maybe they did some market research and realize that their
main audience has no family. This is set in nineteen
eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
By the way, Yeah, what year did we started?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Nineteen eighty four? Eighty three? Okay, maybe eighty three because
Ghostbusters was big in season two and that would be eighty.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Four eighty three sounds right now, let you say that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So, yeah, they all have to come together and destroy
Vecna or find and kill Vecna. You know how it
is in Stranger Things Land, I saw a great tweet
the other day someone said, here's the first look at
the cast of Stranger Things in season five and it
was wet on American summer because they're all old.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
As fuck now yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
News Dope. Also at Ted Dumb, we got a trailer
for Frankenstein with the tag only Monsters Play God. This
is written by and directed by Gieta mold del Toro
and starring Oscar Isaac, Jacob Alordie, Mia Goth and Christopher Waltz.
(13:26):
It is being released on November twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Put some respect on his name. It's Christophe.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I'm sorry, no, you're I believe Isaac's playing doctor Frankenstemon
and A LORDI is Frankenstein's foster. That's gonna be a
very interesting dynamic.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hold off for the movie, like don't show us in advance.
I'm really curious what the monster looks like.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, because thinking about it too, A Lord, he's a
pretty tall guy. I'm sure they're gonna be able to
do some cool shots just practically, like no sag like.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He would show up on Hailey Steinfeld's tender because he's
also really tough.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It's a nice callback, and Isaac is not a tall guy,
so I already liked the dynamic there.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mia Goth, is she playing bride of Frankenstein?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Do we know it's Mario with a blue streak in
his hair? Ahmia Goth, you're on it today.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I'll tell you you've had your fucking coffee after your Sunday
dinner today. I'll tell you you're making me laugh. I'm giggling.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm happy that you're excited about this because I know
that you did not like the last monster movie that
you saw, nos Faratu, so because it like it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Was insisting upon itself. It was too much.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
It added too much because nos Faratu what came out
in nineteen twenty two, I believe, is a silent movie,
and it's a great fucking movie, the newer version by
Who's the Who's the fellow that did it?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh Eggers?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, Robert Eggers, and I have liked Eggers movies in general. Yeah,
it just added too much to it and took away
from like the monster movie aspect of it. I just
I really didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I really like the shot of it looks like his laboratory.
It Tody, and there's this all these dead bodies laying
around and you can tell that he's been playing with
him cutting off limbs dry. So like, I'm intrigued by this.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, this is like experiment six to six for him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's just taking him fucking a few hundred tries to
finally create his monster.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
News dimp, speaking of creating your own monster. Happy Gilmore
Too will be out on July twenty fifth. We got
a full trailer. Is that Saidlor's daughter who's in the movie.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh, I'm not sure the trailer trailer.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I did see the screenshot of Bobon playing the nail
on the head guy's son.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
No, this seems it seems very uh in your face,
like ready to go. It's gonna be louder than the
first one. It's gonna have a lot of callbacks, a
bunch of golfers in there that love the whole Happy
Gilmore thing. My wife saw the trailer. She's never seen
the first Happy Gilmore and Gilmore. But then she said,
(16:06):
is the first one as stupid as this looks?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Uh? Probably not as stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Not as stupid. But when I showed her Billy Madison.
And when I say showed her Billy Madison, I mean
I stared at her for ninety minutes as she watched
Billy Madison. I don't remember her smiling, her laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
To be fair, Billy Madison is the stupider of the
two films.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes, but Happy Gilmore is similar. It's can you say
it's smarter? I don't know if you can.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I well, it's less stupid, so therefore er go more smart.
I think we're really gonna like this good that's my
that's my I don't know. My rising thought on this
is I think we're gonna end up liking Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I am so when did she start she likes Adam
Sandler movie she loves Just Go with It? Who doesn't, though?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I actually, to me, that's the last good movie he made.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm curious. I'm gonna ask her when did she start
watching Adam Sandler movies? And figure because I think she'd
like the wedding singer. Maybe she wouldn't too many eighty
callbacks eighties callbacks?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Haven't you told me that you think your favorite Standley
character is Nick Swartzen in Just Go with It?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Those are my exact words. Did you just quote me?
Do you just play audio of me? Saying that that's
actually my least favorite. I hated that character.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh, Jennifer Ariston Lukes.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Julie Bowen. She said that she was surprised that she
got the call to be in the movie, and she
thought that she was going to be replaced by Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Okay, so, first of all, that's a great take.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
On that would have been a hilarious thing of like,
she's playing the same character, but now she's Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Second of all, she's really underrating how much we like
Julie Bowen, and Modern Family went a long way and
re establishing Julie Bowen.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Also, Julie Bowen was just in Hube Halloween, so it's
not like he's kicked her to the curb and never
called her back.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I would say, Julie Bowen, she could use couple of cheeseburgers.
But hey, still in on Julie bow Oh he's gonna
be a Julie Bowen. But I like the idea of
somehow working Sidney Sweeney into the mix.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
News Deep got a trailer for Knives Out three. This
is coming out on December twelfth. Whatever is it?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Young Julie Bowen as hot as Sidney Sweeney. Now what
I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
About maybe Face.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
She's pretty attractive, but I don't know if she's Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Though. Maybe Face.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I'll be thinking about that for a couple of days. Uh,
do you want this girl?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You're You're? You liked the first one?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I loved the first one. I did not care for
the second.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
One, okay, And do you have any expectation for this
third one?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
What are your thoughts? Not?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Really?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Okay? And it sounds like he's gonna make like six
more of these.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Maybe, but I he signed a two movie deal with
Netflix to make these. He might dip out after this.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, all right, Maybe he's getting some stuff out of
his system. Mate put his Star Wars stuff into this movie.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
News Deep also got a trailer for Squid Game. Is
it season three or the second half of season two? Regardless,
it's coming out on June twenty seventh.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I believe it's the second half of season two.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I really liked the first season, and I might I
might sound like everybody else, but I really did not
like the direction the second season went in, and I
got completely bored with it and I dipped out.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
So notably, I never watched the first season until like
three or four months ago when the second season was
on the.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Verge of coming out. Then, wouldn't you know what I
really liked season one.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I don't know if I put it like on the
all time list that a lot of people have in
the year since, but it's a great season of television.
I started episode one of season two and like thirty
minutes in, I was like, I kind of lost steam
for this.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I doubt that he went back there to like to
do this whole uncovering of this system. I don't care
about any of that.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Well, to me, like, we spent so much time on
his motivations in the first one about his daughter and
like getting back to there and doing things for her,
and then at the end of season one beginning of
season two, he eschewes that to try to uncover this
whole unjust thing. When I get that, and it's somewhat
compelling television, but that's not why we liked the character.
(20:09):
And so I I'll probably wait until season two is
completely done so I can binge it. But I definitely
lost steam at the start of season two.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
News dope, let's get out of that Netflix garbage and
move on to Amazon Prime. We got our first trailer
for gen V season two. We'll have three episodes dropping
on September seventeenth. Does everyone in the cast look a
little bit different to you?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yes, but that's because this season of television came about
what three years ago?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Four years ago?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
How does time work?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I'm not gonna lie, though. It got me a little
juiced up for the for the Boys world.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You know, I always forget how much I love the
Boys World, even like the last season The Boys wasn't
maybe the best thing they've done, but just operating in
that world I enjoy, like baseline level boys stuff, average
leven level boy stuff is better than.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Just about everything else. So I'm not gonna lie. I
really got juiced up with this one.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I liked them playing beer pong with the small girl.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
News dope. But a trailer for Black Phone two, this
is coming out on October seventeenth. Was the first movie supernatural?
Am I forgetting something?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
The conversations he has on the phones are pretty supernatural.
He's having conversations with dead kids on the black phone.
You're right, so it did, but it was the only
supernatural element. It was a little bizarre which like, so
I liked that movie, but that just is like completely unexplained,
and so maybe we dive more into that.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
But I also felt like that movie was not perfect
but a perfectly good one off horror.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I like the time and the place of it, like
the second.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And because it was so successful, now we're getting a sequel.
So I don't know. I like Ethan Hawk, he's cool.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't know. I don't know about this one.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Good The synopsis here of The Grabber seeks vengeance on
Finn from Beyond the Grave woo ghost ad stuff. When
Finn's sister sees visions of three boys being stalked at
a winter camp. Winter camp. Who goes to camp in
the winter, Yeah, that seems lost me there, and that's
even more supernatural than anything else. They must confront a
(22:18):
killer who has grown more powerful in death, so he's
Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Also, the Grabbers just a dumb name.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
The Grabber is a dumb name. Of that mask rules.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It is a good mask.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
So now I wonder if I guess it is a
little nightmare on Elm Street. Ish if you have afterlife
kids who helped in the first movie, now fighting against
the Grabber in the afterlife, and you have opposing forces
both on Earth and in that plane.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
News dumb a trailer for M Threeagan two point zero.
And this looks like complete nonsense, but they know what
they're doing.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yep, they're using Chapel roone. It's popular. People like that
first movie. I have absolutely zero fucking interest in seeing it.
I have absolutely zero interests. I have less interest in
this movie.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
News dope. The King has returned from Saudi Arabia, King
of the Hill. We got our teaser, thirty second teaser
showing the credits of the show with the passage of time.
As now all of the characters from Arlen the Gang
on the Corner, they've all aged ten episodes are dropping
(23:29):
on Hulu on August fourth. Bobby, he's back, and now
he's older. He's in his twenties. He is a chef.
He's running a restaurant. We got a little shot of
Bobby also carrying his uncle, his grandfather, Cotton also had
a son with another lady. And then I belive Cotton
died at the end of the original run, so Cotton
(23:52):
is gone.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I was just gonna ask. I don't think I know
what happens in the serie original series finale.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I had to remind myself of those things that happen
in that final season, like we've talked about many times. Aw,
we've seen every episode of King of the Hill, and
if you just tell us something, things will come back
to us immediately.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, it's a show that I can't claim I like.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
But I've seen it so much that I can't claim
I dislike it either. It's just it exists, you know
what it oddly is for me, and it doesn't make
any sense that I'm connecting these two thoughts. But it's
like Friends. I can't claim I hate Friends. I've seen
every episode of Friends like three times. So I guess
I'm in the same boat with King of the Hill.
I will I watch this, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I'm gonna watch it. This has me juiced, This has
me so excited. So Hank and Peggy moved to Saudi
Arabia as Hank works up his retirement nest egg. They
then returned to Arland, Texas to retou to reconnect with
their old friends. Somehow Bill is still alive. That's something
that they're gonna need to answer questions on. Although sometimes
the most unhealthiest people are able to stay alive. Bobby
(24:57):
is living out his dream as a chef, even though
his even the original show is being a prop comic,
so they're gonna need to explain what's happening there. He's
in his twenties and he's hanging out with his former
classmates Connie, Joseph and Chane. Sad news over the weekend.
The man who played John Redcorn killed. Oh he was
killed in a dispute outside of his home.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh shit, I didn't know he was killed. I saw
he die. I didn't I didn't see he got acts murdered.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Jonathan Joss was shot outside of his home.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Wow, that's crazy. He's actually a pretty notable actor. He
played the chief in Parks and Recreation, Marks and Reck
as well. He was all over the place over the
last thirty years. So that's actually pretty sad.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, he did record all of his dialogue for the
show heading into it.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
One of the two or three best characters on the show. Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And then the voice actor who played Dale also has passed.
I know that they cast someone new to voice him,
but I'm in on this. This looks great to me.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
This will be like if it's legit funny, and you
tell me to watch it, I'll probably watch it, but
I'll wait until.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I'm expecting for it to be the exact same amount
of funny as the original one.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, but you know exactly it's gonna be hank Kill
confused with technology and shit like, it's not gonna be
You're gonna see every joke come from a mile away.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Although I do like someone had the idea on X
that Peggy comes back and she speaks fluent What language
do they speak in Saudi Arabia? Multiple so fluent in
all of those languages, but can still not speak Spanish.
News Depp. James Gunn says that god Zilla Minus one
(26:28):
was a major influence on his Superman movie, saying, I
tried to fuse elements like giant monsters, robots, flying dogs,
and other superheroes. My goal was to make a film
like god Zilla Minus one, which depicted Godzilla but also
had a great human drama.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I mean that's why Godzilla Minus one fucking crushed it. Ultimately,
when you come away from that movie, it really is
a touching human story and about the atrocities of World
War Two and the fallout from all that shit. I
don't know how he's gonna replicate that with Superman necessarily,
but he did it with Guardians. He turned that fucking
(27:07):
cast of clowns into a very human story and really
tugged at our heartstrings.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I mean, look at the third movie. He took an.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Otter, a fucking raccoon, I forget the other couple, yeah,
and made it a human story. Like he's capable of
doing these things. So I don't doubt that he's done
this and accomplished this with Superman.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
James Gunn also says that people should not get sucked
into online fan wars with Superman and Fantastic Four. They'd
come out two weeks after us. There's room for both
of us.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Is room for both of this podcast. That's for fucking sut.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I mean, as much as we like to criticize DC,
we still go and see that fucking shit. You know,
we want to like it. We want to like it.
We efforted it with Shazam, we efforted it with Wonder Woman,
Like we really wanted these things to be better, and
some of them were pretty good.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
So there's plenty of space.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
DC didn't make its mark on this, uh not economy,
but that's the word I wanted to say. And Marvel's
still there, like if Marvel Land's Fantastic four, like they've
already been back for a couple you know, shows and
movies like we're not just because we love Marvel shit
doesn't mean we can't love DC shit and vice versa.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Like we do twice a week. James Gunn also said
I would focus on the positivity around the films instead
of getting sucked up in the online fan wars.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I mean, he's not wrong, but part of the fun
is trolling people online, So I mean, what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Mike Flanagan confirmed that his Clayface script was inspired by
Batman the Animated series the episode Feet of Clay. He
said that is the perfect Clayface story. He also says
that DC is reworking the script, the filmmaker will need
to make it their own. I really hope it remains
(28:53):
true to the spirit of what I wanted it to be.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm excited for this for you because you have been
wanting this.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's one of my favorite episodes of Batman the Animated series.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
This does have the chance.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
To be legitimately really really good. I just don't know
where it's gonna fit into DC. Maybe it'll be Worlds
of DC more of a one off type of thing.
It's as potential, but me personally, I haven't. I'm not
I'm not a Mike Flanagan guy. You know, he's done
all these Netflix shows and people seem to like them.
(29:25):
He just I don't know. I don't love him as
much as as the next guy. But this specific thing
definitely has potential.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Is depe Chris Hemsworth released a statement and thanked Marvel
fans for supporting him as Thor. Of course, this is
coming up on its fifteen year anniversary, and possibly it
is Hemsworth's last movie coming up in a couple of
years with the Marvel franchise. Do you want to read
his statement in an Australian accent.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I'm not capable of doing that. Google. Let you give
it a whirl.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
No, I don't really want to. I'm gonna say if
you wanted to.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
No, No, I will read it in my accent. Though
playing Thor has been one of the greatest honors of
my life. For the last fifteen years, I've held Millner
and then Stormbreaker is the god of Tunda, but what
made but what made it truly special was sharing it
all with you. Your passion, your cheers, and your love
for this character have meant everything to me. Thank you
for making my journey through the MCU and forget all
(30:21):
next up Doomsday. I love that he's appreciative of it
of it obviously, Like the only thing I legitimately remember
him being in before this was Cabin in the Woods,
and I think that might have even been the same year. Yeah, yeah,
So I mean it legitimately turned him into a superstar,
and he's genuinely likable.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Taikow made the character way funnier than he ever was.
I don't know anyone growing up that was like a
Thor guy, and I bet there's hundreds of thousands of
kids growing up now that Thor might be their favorite hero.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
So I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
There's death. Mark Hamill said this is via at Comic
Book on Accent. He will know return as Luke Skywalker again,
saying I had my time. I really think they should
focus on the future and all the new characters.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
What this says to me, and I'm definitely reading into
this because he's not even insinuating it, but the timing
of it says to me that he's been approached recently
about being involved in a new project or two, and
he's like, you know what, I'm good. Maybe he read
the script and't think it was good enough, or maybe
he legitimately just wants to step away.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
But I agree with him. Let's go to new characters.
Let's step away from the Skywalker saga. Let's focus on
other things. Let's try to do other things well because
they had I mean people like and Orsa. Will give
him that, but it's still tied into the original Skywalker saga.
So let's step away and do something legitimately great outside
of that.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
And then Disney said, we don't need you anymore. Mark,
we have your face recognition. I'm gonna put you in
every movie anyways. News Depe Ryan Kugler, By the way,
Sinners is available digitally. I believe tomorrow or today, depends
on when you're listening.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
But Coogler that baby oil ready boys.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
He said that he has no plans for a Sinner sequel.
He said, I've been in a space of making franchise
films for a bit, so I wanted to get away
from that. I wanted it to be a holistic and
finished thing.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I agree with them. However, the movie was so good
that he's got to get approached by the studio and
be like, hey, how's this amount of money sound.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I also think that the last twenty ish minutes was
almost put in there to be like, we can't have
any sequels, like this is the happy ending before No.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
But I thought that opened the door up two sequels.
I'm the opposite.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I thought it closed the door because if you didn't
show any of that, then you could have been like, Okay,
we'll go off and do this story. We'll do this story.
But they've kind of closed three books.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I get what you're saying there. I'm not sure. I
don't want them to ruin what was so great in
this original Sinners movie and concept, but it feels like
inevitably we're gonna get like a series or something that's
loosely produced by Coogler but he's not actually making it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
It's a vampire musical with puppets. Duh, duh, I'm dead.
News done. Mariana Gande a Grande has been cast in
Meet the Parents four. She will star with Roberts Naro,
Ben Stiller, Teddy Paulio and Blithe Danner. This is releasing
(33:32):
in theaters on November twenty fifth, twenty twenty six. And
while I do love the original Meet the Parents, we
have gotten two very bad sequels and I'm not sure
why they're doing this.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Now. You remember the third movie.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Little Fokker's Is.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
That's an elite trash, That's what it was. But Ariana Grande,
when put in situational comedy, is very funny. So I'll
give it a chance. I don't Will she be playing
someone's new young wife or something? I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Is she playing one of the Little Foker's.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't know the ages of any of these characters.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
So yeah, I'm not sure. I'm just I'm a I'm
a grande guy. I'm a grande guy through and through.
So if she's in something, I'll give it a chance.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
News dope, did we talk this into existence? I know
that this news came out on Friday after we had
done our podcast. We had discussed why haven't they tried
to bring back the Shanghai Night series? The Shanghai What's
the other Shanghai?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Uh Noon Noon?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Jackie Chan says that Shanghai don is in the works.
The script is still going.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I advocated for Shanghai naps. I think that fit the
theme better, but Don's okay.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But then I thought that maybe you complete the Bagel
Bites trilogy and you go with morning.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Pizza in the mow and then pizza in the evening.
Pizza that's up a time, which is evening and evening
and supper time are the same thing. When pizza is
on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, in the morning, Shanghai morning, Shanghai afternoons.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Well, here's a philosophical question for you and I, and
to me, there's clearly a right and wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Are you a Bagel Bites guy or Pizza Roles guy?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Pizza rolls? Yeah, you've chose correctly, but also neither. Let's
be honest.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Pizza Rol's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Pizza rolls are pretty good, but also no, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I think pizza rolls might be the best.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Like set it and forget it quick bite, like tossed
in the air fryer, tossed in the oven for a
fucking whatever amount of minutes, and you come back and
they're perfect, well more so in the air fire eight
minutes in the air fire for pizza roles seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We'll go seven minutes, perfect pizza.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Role news Dope. The Variety Actors on Actors series has begun.
The first one has released with Colin Ferrell and Danny
de Vito. I have watched a couple of these clips,
and I am already exhausted. Get how these conversations go
every year and these are these are not my thing.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Usually the hour an hour and a half sit down
results in like five strong minutes, and we get to
see those clips online, and I'm happy about those.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I liked watching DeVito talk about him lusting after Michelle
Pfeiffer in the Catwoman suit and really, like.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Me and Dandy, Vito is always gonna be a creep
because he's fucking four foot six. Would it be possible
to not be creepy watching Michelle Pfeiffer in that suit
on set.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Being vacuum sealed into that suit and you see, I like.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Everyone like that clip of her doing the whip live,
Like I think there was a lot of people that
needed to change their pants afterwards.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well, there's the scene where she's on the bed and
he walks in the room and he's like just the
pussy I'm looking for. That might not have even been
in the script. That might have just been Dana de Vito.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
That's that's how I got my girlfriend. Who is That's
that line right there, And.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Then she invites him to sit on the bed and
she puts a bird in her mouth, like that's good.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Tough Burchie Gross.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Michelle Pfeiffer, however, is not even Per's in fucking quad
to medium.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
She still got it. She still got it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
So the other one that at least made some headlines.
I know there was the Pat and Arnold Schwarzenegger interview
back and forth, But why would I want to watch
a father and son talk back and forth?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, and I'm gonna need Pat to be a little
more like legitimized before he's fucking included in this shit.
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I'm also gonna need and like, look, he was really
good in White Lotus, but when he was done with it,
he's like, I'm not a nepo baby, I worked really hard.
Like sure, you did work really hard, but your dad
was the biggest action star of the eighties. Like that's
not your dad was.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
The biggest star on the planet, and you're like six'.
Four you're like the definition of A nepo, baby.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Dude that's WHY i Love Wyatt. Russell he's, like, yeah
it's a thousand times. Easier everyone knows my dad. IS
i grew up on movie.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Sets Susan sarandon's. Daughter what is her?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Name they look just like she plays the Young Susan
Sarandon and that's my boy.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Two since.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
That, game do You you're gonna when people go back
and watch this, video they're gonna see the light bulb
go off in your.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Head EVA A, murray that's her, name the light. Bulb
that's a legitimate light bulb moment right there for.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
You that was, UNBELIEVABLE i. Believe since.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
So she's been she's been making TikTok videos on because
she's making fun OF nepo, babies like facetiously because she's
a MASSIVE nepo. Baby but people don't realize She's Susan
sarandon's daughter because her Name's EVA. A. Murray she looks
exactly like a Young Susan.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Sarandon the one THAT i do want to catch up
and see BECAUSE i do think they'll have a fluent.
Conversation they've been friends for twenty five years and they're
really funny, together Is Seth rogen And Jason.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Siegel, yeah they go back even, further, right like ninety. Seven,
yeah freaks and. Geeks, yeah it's.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Incredible so and they also were a part of contributed
To oversaw the rise of two thousands.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Comedies, yeah and like we're thankful for.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
That so that might legitimately be a great conversation BECAUSE i,
mean we hear about what inspired them here and, there
BUT i hope they get into like what inspired them
to do certain, things you, Know News.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Depp and, finally after sixteen, Years Mark maren is ending
THE wtf With Mark maren, podcast saying it'll be nice
to end on my own terms the way that we,
started also on my.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
TERMS i don't know if that's, true but he definitely
was one of the first notable podcasts out. There him
And rogan were out there, EARLY Kfc radio was out there.
EARLY i never was really a, listener BUT i was
always aware of this, podcast AND i always Thought Mark
maren did best in that in that, Scenario, LIKE i
never cared for any of his, Shows, like BUT i
do think he's like one of those guys that comedians
(39:51):
find really funny and like talking to because he's a
student of it as, well SO i always thought his
talents played up more in like the podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Situation oh you know WHAT I i saw, earlier it's fucking.
Disturbing is woodpeckers have tongues that are able to extend
an inch to three inches out of their, mouth but
when not out of their, mouth it curls behind their skull.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
When it goes back. In. YEAH i didn't know that,
part BUT i knew they had long tongues because they
pecked the holes and then they get a you, know.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
They gotta get the. Insects, yeah give it a.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Googs it goes, in goes back into the, mouth but
then doesn't really go into the. Mouth it like goes
around them like there's like this like so it's still
in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Though i'll let you google it really quick if you
want to woodpecker.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
TONGUE i am going to do. That.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Now you have to do it.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Right. YEAH i can't get the image out of my.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Head it was one of those things WHERE i saw
it ON x And i'm, like this can't be. TRUE
i then google it it is.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
True so, yeah it's kind of it's hard to. Explain
it's WHAT i was trying to picture in my. Brain
so it does like curl around the, skull but it
goes into the mouth and then like in the back
of the, mouth it like there's like a cavity that
like loops around the.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
SKULL i wasn't saying that they take the three inches
of hung and then wrap it around their neck like a. Scarf, No,
NO i.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Was wondering if it like there was like a space
in between the mouth and like the the beak where
it might have like tucked in that, way but it
actually goes all the way back to the mouth into
a cavity that curls.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
UP i always assumed it was like a fruit by
the foot that would just like kind of roll back
into their.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Mouth woodpecker's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
SPECIES i guess that's the best way to end.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
It what's your favorite? BIRD i don't like.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
BIRDS i don't, either M i like the look of.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
CARDINALS i believe it's the female cardinal that's all RED
i do.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Like SO i don't love.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
OWLS i guess it would be one or, two BUT.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I love that owls that a pack of owls is
called The, parliament which is funny because they're so. Judgmental
do owls hang out together as a thing, TOO i
don't even think they.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Do it seem pretty solitary to. Me, yeah that might
be fucking fake.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
News oh, DUDE i was driving back From New york.
YESTERDAY i saw four dead deer on The highway four.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Four like they got hit, simultaneously.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Type of, no like miles. Apart, oh they were hit
and they're just off on like the side of the.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Road, yeah you, know it's surprisingly tasty. Medicine you know
what ELSE i?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
SAW i saw a dead, possum BUT i didn't believe.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It, oh you thought it was playing to do possums?
Die that's not a Bad Mitch hedberg, joke, Right, No
i'm very.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Sarious do possums?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Die you just think they perpetually played.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Dead until there's. Proof i'm not Gonna i'm not gonna
accept an answers.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Were really, Ugly but actually you're pretty harmless possums.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Really, yeah have you ever encountered a? POSSUM i.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Have i've been like, TWO i would, say less than
two feet away from a.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Possum of, course possums famously the Only marsupios outside Of
australia are soupi? Ol what DID i?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Say you turned it into An italian, word.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Marsupie all, right we gotta get, going. Guys, yeah let's get.
There were getting one of these news dope
Tender discrimination somewhere should meek more? SOBS Stranger Things five
release schedule is a bit strange. It nit's the Monster
Man returns, Jen V still has life, James Gonzilla acting
all of that and so much more.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But first.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I forgot to say news dump ahead of that sounder.
But news dump is what we're doing right now. MAC
testing over on Tender right now. If you are a
subscriber paying forty dollars a month, they are testing out
right now. Jesus Christ, you can use height preferences on Tender.
(00:43):
Let me ask you this. I have not been on
Tender and over ten years a decade. If you will,
I just thought of that word. Are you still on Tender?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No? Two months off it?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So this is to allow the ladies to say I
don't want no one under a certain height.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I myself care about height a little bit. Like for me,
if a girl is as tall as me, I find
her less attractive. I find the break even point for
me it is like five seven five eight for females.
I'm about six foot roughly. What I don't understand is
the females that are like five to two needing a
(01:20):
guy that's like six foot I'll never understand that because
even like your biggest heel, what three four inches, you
might be five to five. So we got a lot
of short kings out there hurting today with this new
feature coming out. Also, go forty bucks a month is
a lot of money for an app that like probably
as well past its prime. Right like ten years ago
is when Tinder was maybe in its.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Prime because you have what the unlimited swipes I believe
because they had this a little bit by the time
that I was getting off, so unlimited swipes because they
you could only swipe so many times a day.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Right and then it would stop.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, okay, so there's that, But how many people are
actually on there that you need unlimited swipes as opposed
to so like I only need twenty eight a day.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I mean, the three that I used primarily were a Tender, Bumble,
and Hinge. Hinge seemed to be the most in depth
or maybe most where people were like trying the most.
Bumble is a lot of women liked because like they
had to message first, so the it just couldn't be
inundated with horrible pickup lines.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But then Bumble added.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
A feature a couple of years ago where guys could
still message first because women still weren't messaging first, so
defeeding the purpose of the app. Tinder, I think is
still like the cesspool, Like that's the one like where
people are like, I don't know, you know, it's almost
fake to me, But the Beatles SETEKU.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Can't buy me love. Money can't buy me love.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't know if spending forty bucks a month on
Tinder is conducive to your love life.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'll have to ask my wife what the height, like,
what height she would have put on here as like
a preference.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
If you could set a high preference, would you may No, yeah,
I would probably set it no taller than I said
five seventy five eight, but I'd probably go to five
ten five eleve.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I was gonna say, like, you probably wouldn't mind if
for a girl was the exact same height as you
and also looked exactly like you, but just with a
wig on.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, because in the back of our heads a stupid meta.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'll think in D one athletes, right, so if I
get like a six foot woman, like, my kid's gonna
be like six six.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I used to think that constantly, and then I was
told by many of people. You're not a good athlete,
so you should never have this in your mind. And
it was dump you know who didn't meet on Tinder,
but they might have I don't know. And maybe she
had her preferences to six foot four, no one under
six foot four. And that is Hailey Steinfeld who married
(03:43):
her bough Josh Allen over the weekend. Congratulations crazy kids,
Josh Allen, Well, bullshit, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I love Josh Allen, I love Hailey Steinfeld. This is
a great couple. You do know that, Like SHAMIEK. Moore
spent the weekend drinking his his feelings away, just being
real reel up and his feels all about this because
that man is obsessed.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He just watched the scene from Sinners over and over
again and he photo shopped his face over Michael B. Jordan.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, you know what he has in his apartment, Like
when Michael put his face over what was his girlfriend
in the office. That's his real life wife.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh, I know who you're talking about. But he put
himself into her family photo.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, that's Moores.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
But with Sinners, he's put himself in Sinners twice.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's this's a Schemik cut of.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sinners ay, I can do crazy shit now, man news
dope over. At the box office this past weekend, Lelo
and Stitch came in first once again, down fifty seven percent,
but pulled in sixty three million dollars worldwide. It is
now at six hundred and ten mission Impossible to Find
(05:00):
Reckoning twenty seven point three million, fifty seven percent down
from the weekend prior. It is now at fifty four
million worldwide. Newcomer to the box office Karate Kid Colon
Legends twenty one million, forty seven world wide. This is
off a budget of forty nine million, so they should
be all set in about a week or so. Ralph
(05:21):
Macchio Maccio, I know who it is. Get off my ass.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Guys, you're actually supposed to pronounce you fonetically. If it
was a true Italian way, it should be Machio.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm such a bad Italian that I didn't know that
Aaroncini is plural for Adencino or Adencina.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, well, it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Depends on what part of Sicily you're from. West and
east pronounce a different way.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, that's fair. I suppose they wouldn't gender the the Ronini.
But if it's Aaronchino, it would be Aronchini. It's aaron Chino,
would be Aroncine with an E.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I was at Emberto Galleria the other day.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Take Italian College.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I can tell you're very smart. Mac. I was at
Emberto Galleria the other day and I heard a tour
guy I'd say it, and I'm like, what a fucking
idiot over here? Did a little research. Guess I'm the
fucking idiot.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I was actually three classes away from an Italian minor.
I just got to a point and the Italian, the
head of the Italian department at Assumption University, was like
basically telling me to just take it and he'll get
me through it. But like, I couldn't speak it. But
if someone speaks Italian, I roughly understand what they say.
I just it takes me like five minutes to formulate
(06:26):
an actual sentence.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It takes forever.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We are recording this on Monday, June second, not to
time stamp anything, but tonight at Fenway Park is Italian Night.
Are you going?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, I was gonna say, it's gonna be the loudest
crowd in years, everyone talking over each other.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
What is what does a must have give me? Your
mount rushmore. For like an Italian Sunday dinner must haves,
not necessarily like the meal, but what needs to be there.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let's go back to when my grandmother used to do
it rest in peace. We always had sauce, chicken cutlets,
roast beef, and then her salad with her very specific
homemade dressing. That's the cole made caesar or oil and vinegar.
She always did an oil and vinegar.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
She had a special mix. I feel like you always
gotta have like whatever there's like as a specific dessert,
whether you're intopatelli or you know, you like whatever you like,
but I feel like there's always a dessert aspect of
it as well, right, and then you have your aftermilk
coffee usually as well.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We did have after meal coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so that's usually like a couple of the things.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What the hell was I talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You speaking Italian and looking for Italian miners. Ralph Macchio
said that there are a few balls up in the
air when asked us so, he said that there's a
three different Cobra Kai spinoffs in development. May I say
this too many? But also there are a few balls
in the air. I don't know which one is going
(07:53):
to land. I hope all of them do, or some
of them do, or one of them does.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean, does the man not know physics? They're all
gonna land? He should have made the Are they gonna
land in fair territory photo? They gonna be a home one?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Is he talking juggling?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
They all come down?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Can you juggle?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No? I tried, I efforted it couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Because you always seem like someone who was really bad
at like bullshit fake sports, and juggling is right there
with it. You mean good, like you were good at
table tennis.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Actually I was. I had this conversation like two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The one like mini game, stupid little thing like Survivor
game or like a little thing like that that I'm
not good at is table tennis.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm just not good at it. But the other stupid
shit like tuggling, I guess juggling is another one I'm
not good at.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So maybe if you do find that six foot woman,
you will make a great athlete. You'll climb that.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
The hand eye, good control of the zone.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But you have those creamy hamstrings. Your kid is just
gonna fall every time he tries to walk.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I was the fastest kid on the Seed team. I
was also the heaviest. Me and are our best Palace
Kenneth Woodland. We were the two heaviest kids in the team.
He was the quarterback. I was the running back. I
was also the fastest.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So you were like Derek Henry, were you kind of
like kind of like Bowser and Mario Kart where like
Derek Henry sometime, but it took you some time to
pick up the speed, but after you got going, you
were there.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I was shifty, but I was a bit like a
Derek Kenny. The problem is I didn't hit puberty until
I was like fifteen, and everyone else hit it before me,
So that didn't really work.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
When everyone's bigger than you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Final Destination's bloodline, I believe in. It's a fourth or
fifth week down forty million. It is at two thirty
worldwide though.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I mean, people are really liking this movie. I am
going to be waiting until home streaming, but people are
really liking it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Shall we get to to dumb news?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Dumb? I wish I could make them.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't have the sound I had it on the
last board. This is a different board.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
This is a get would we get thrown off YouTube
for that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't know how anything works anymore. Because, oh, actually
remember during the uh they're in the Tom Cruise Final
Reckoning movie. That's what it's called, Tom Cruise Final Reckoning.
I told you that I planned on doing a mashup
of Tom Cruise on the Submarine and Aquatic Ambiance, call
it Aquatic Tom Beyonce. I've made it. I have the
(10:16):
whole thing done. And I watched it and I said,
what is the point of this?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I got a notification that it was posted to Facebook,
and then I couldn't find it anywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh that's because I wanted to fix something at the end.
But I'm I'm still questioning what the point of it
is though.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
All Right, send it to me and I'll let you
know whether it's postable.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I've also been working on another video for over a month.
I'm done. I don't know if I'm doing this for
pleasure or pain anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Meanwhile, I watched Billy de shoot an entire concert the
other day and then turn around a five minute video
in like twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I need for someone to say, you need to put
this out on this specific date. Get it done.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, deadlines are crucial.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Deadlines are crucial as opposed to me, I'm like, when
it gets out, it gets out. Even though the Jaws
popcorn bucket news is already out the fucking window. That
video is gonna be out by the end of the month,
I'll tell you that much. Streight back to to them,
we got a teaser for Stranger Things season five, and
the interesting news here is the release schedule Volume one, Thanksgiving,
(11:14):
Volume two, Christmas, the finale New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So this is fucking stupid. I understand what they're going for.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
These are three dates people are going to be gathering
and maybe three days people will be gathering to watch
this because a lot of people have watched this over
the last decade. However, those are also three of the
busiest days of the year.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So if you could release them the week of that
would be nice.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We could talk about it during these holidays and it
would build interest towards the next volume number two.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I don't really know how I like.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Or if I like it that it's like basically three parts,
three movies essentially is what we're getting here. I'm guessing
for a show that's been around forever, I mean tell
your story, tell it right, and obviously this is what
they want want to do. I just don't know how
it's gonna feel considering this is what was it ten
episodes originally and then kind of got down to eight
something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Maybe last season was six, but the episode's got longer though.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, I don't know. This is just curious, to say
the least.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I'm like the twelve thirty one finale, like I might
not watch that until fucking January fourth. I don't know
what's gonna be going on by Like that's just dumb release,
Like I don't know. It bothers the shit out of
me because I will not be watching it New Year's Eve,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Maybe they did some market research and realize that their
main audience has no family. This is set in nineteen
eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
By the way, Yeah, what year did we started?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Nineteen eighty four? Eighty three? Okay, maybe eighty three because
Ghostbusters was big in season two and that would be eighty.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Four eighty three sounds right now, let you say that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So, yeah, they all have to come together and destroy
Vecna or find and kill Vecna. You know how it
is in Stranger Things Land, I saw a great tweet
the other day someone said, here's the first look at
the cast of Stranger Things in season five and it
was wet on American summer because they're all old.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
As fuck now yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
News Dope. Also at Ted Dumb, we got a trailer
for Frankenstein with the tag only Monsters Play God. This
is written by and directed by Gieta mold del Toro
and starring Oscar Isaac, Jacob Alordie, Mia Goth and Christopher Waltz.
(13:26):
It is being released on November twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Put some respect on his name. It's Christophe.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I'm sorry, no, you're I believe Isaac's playing doctor Frankenstemon
and A LORDI is Frankenstein's foster. That's gonna be a
very interesting dynamic.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hold off for the movie, like don't show us in advance.
I'm really curious what the monster looks like.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, because thinking about it too, A Lord, he's a
pretty tall guy. I'm sure they're gonna be able to
do some cool shots just practically, like no sag like.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He would show up on Hailey Steinfeld's tender because he's
also really tough.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It's a nice callback, and Isaac is not a tall guy,
so I already liked the dynamic there.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mia Goth, is she playing bride of Frankenstein?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Do we know it's Mario with a blue streak in
his hair? Ahmia Goth, you're on it today.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I'll tell you you've had your fucking coffee after your Sunday
dinner today. I'll tell you you're making me laugh. I'm giggling.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm happy that you're excited about this because I know
that you did not like the last monster movie that
you saw, nos Faratu, so because it like it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Was insisting upon itself. It was too much.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
It added too much because nos Faratu what came out
in nineteen twenty two, I believe, is a silent movie,
and it's a great fucking movie, the newer version by
Who's the Who's the fellow that did it?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh Eggers?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, Robert Eggers, and I have liked Eggers movies in general. Yeah,
it just added too much to it and took away
from like the monster movie aspect of it. I just
I really didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I really like the shot of it looks like his laboratory.
It Tody, and there's this all these dead bodies laying
around and you can tell that he's been playing with
him cutting off limbs dry. So like, I'm intrigued by this.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, this is like experiment six to six for him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's just taking him fucking a few hundred tries to
finally create his monster.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
News dimp, speaking of creating your own monster. Happy Gilmore
Too will be out on July twenty fifth. We got
a full trailer. Is that Saidlor's daughter who's in the movie.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh, I'm not sure the trailer trailer.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I did see the screenshot of Bobon playing the nail
on the head guy's son.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
No, this seems it seems very uh in your face,
like ready to go. It's gonna be louder than the
first one. It's gonna have a lot of callbacks, a
bunch of golfers in there that love the whole Happy
Gilmore thing. My wife saw the trailer. She's never seen
the first Happy Gilmore and Gilmore. But then she said,
(16:06):
is the first one as stupid as this looks?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Uh? Probably not as stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Not as stupid. But when I showed her Billy Madison.
And when I say showed her Billy Madison, I mean
I stared at her for ninety minutes as she watched
Billy Madison. I don't remember her smiling, her laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
To be fair, Billy Madison is the stupider of the
two films.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes, but Happy Gilmore is similar. It's can you say
it's smarter? I don't know if you can.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I well, it's less stupid, so therefore er go more smart.
I think we're really gonna like this good that's my
that's my I don't know. My rising thought on this
is I think we're gonna end up liking Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I am so when did she start she likes Adam
Sandler movie she loves Just Go with It? Who doesn't, though?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I actually, to me, that's the last good movie he made.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm curious. I'm gonna ask her when did she start
watching Adam Sandler movies? And figure because I think she'd
like the wedding singer. Maybe she wouldn't too many eighty
callbacks eighties callbacks?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Haven't you told me that you think your favorite Standley
character is Nick Swartzen in Just Go with It?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Those are my exact words. Did you just quote me?
Do you just play audio of me? Saying that that's
actually my least favorite. I hated that character.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh, Jennifer Ariston Lukes.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Julie Bowen. She said that she was surprised that she
got the call to be in the movie, and she
thought that she was going to be replaced by Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Okay, so, first of all, that's a great take.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
On that would have been a hilarious thing of like,
she's playing the same character, but now she's Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Second of all, she's really underrating how much we like
Julie Bowen, and Modern Family went a long way and
re establishing Julie Bowen.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Also, Julie Bowen was just in Hube Halloween, so it's
not like he's kicked her to the curb and never
called her back.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I would say, Julie Bowen, she could use couple of cheeseburgers.
But hey, still in on Julie bow Oh he's gonna
be a Julie Bowen. But I like the idea of
somehow working Sidney Sweeney into the mix.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
News Deep got a trailer for Knives Out three. This
is coming out on December twelfth. Whatever is it?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Young Julie Bowen as hot as Sidney Sweeney. Now what
I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
About maybe Face.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
She's pretty attractive, but I don't know if she's Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Though. Maybe Face.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I'll be thinking about that for a couple of days. Uh,
do you want this girl?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You're You're? You liked the first one?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I loved the first one. I did not care for
the second.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
One, okay, And do you have any expectation for this
third one?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
What are your thoughts? Not?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Really?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Okay? And it sounds like he's gonna make like six
more of these.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Maybe, but I he signed a two movie deal with
Netflix to make these. He might dip out after this.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, all right, Maybe he's getting some stuff out of
his system. Mate put his Star Wars stuff into this movie.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
News Deep also got a trailer for Squid Game. Is
it season three or the second half of season two? Regardless,
it's coming out on June twenty seventh.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I believe it's the second half of season two.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I really liked the first season, and I might I
might sound like everybody else, but I really did not
like the direction the second season went in, and I
got completely bored with it and I dipped out.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
So notably, I never watched the first season until like
three or four months ago when the second season was
on the.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Verge of coming out. Then, wouldn't you know what I
really liked season one.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I don't know if I put it like on the
all time list that a lot of people have in
the year since, but it's a great season of television.
I started episode one of season two and like thirty
minutes in, I was like, I kind of lost steam
for this.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I doubt that he went back there to like to
do this whole uncovering of this system. I don't care
about any of that.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Well, to me, like, we spent so much time on
his motivations in the first one about his daughter and
like getting back to there and doing things for her,
and then at the end of season one beginning of
season two, he eschewes that to try to uncover this
whole unjust thing. When I get that, and it's somewhat
compelling television, but that's not why we liked the character.
(20:09):
And so I I'll probably wait until season two is
completely done so I can binge it. But I definitely
lost steam at the start of season two.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
News dope, let's get out of that Netflix garbage and
move on to Amazon Prime. We got our first trailer
for gen V season two. We'll have three episodes dropping
on September seventeenth. Does everyone in the cast look a
little bit different to you?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yes, but that's because this season of television came about
what three years ago?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Four years ago?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
How does time work?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I'm not gonna lie, though. It got me a little
juiced up for the for the Boys world.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You know, I always forget how much I love the
Boys World, even like the last season The Boys wasn't
maybe the best thing they've done, but just operating in
that world I enjoy, like baseline level boys stuff, average
leven level boy stuff is better than.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Just about everything else. So I'm not gonna lie. I
really got juiced up with this one.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I liked them playing beer pong with the small girl.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
News dope. But a trailer for Black Phone two, this
is coming out on October seventeenth. Was the first movie supernatural?
Am I forgetting something?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
The conversations he has on the phones are pretty supernatural.
He's having conversations with dead kids on the black phone.
You're right, so it did, but it was the only
supernatural element. It was a little bizarre which like, so
I liked that movie, but that just is like completely unexplained,
and so maybe we dive more into that.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
But I also felt like that movie was not perfect
but a perfectly good one off horror.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I like the time and the place of it, like
the second.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And because it was so successful, now we're getting a sequel.
So I don't know. I like Ethan Hawk, he's cool.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't know. I don't know about this one.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Good The synopsis here of The Grabber seeks vengeance on
Finn from Beyond the Grave woo ghost ad stuff. When
Finn's sister sees visions of three boys being stalked at
a winter camp. Winter camp. Who goes to camp in
the winter, Yeah, that seems lost me there, and that's
even more supernatural than anything else. They must confront a
(22:18):
killer who has grown more powerful in death, so he's
Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Also, the Grabbers just a dumb name.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
The Grabber is a dumb name. Of that mask rules.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It is a good mask.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
So now I wonder if I guess it is a
little nightmare on Elm Street. Ish if you have afterlife
kids who helped in the first movie, now fighting against
the Grabber in the afterlife, and you have opposing forces
both on Earth and in that plane.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
News dumb a trailer for M Threeagan two point zero.
And this looks like complete nonsense, but they know what
they're doing.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yep, they're using Chapel roone. It's popular. People like that
first movie. I have absolutely zero fucking interest in seeing it.
I have absolutely zero interests. I have less interest in
this movie.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
News dope. The King has returned from Saudi Arabia, King
of the Hill. We got our teaser, thirty second teaser
showing the credits of the show with the passage of time.
As now all of the characters from Arlen the Gang
on the Corner, they've all aged ten episodes are dropping
(23:29):
on Hulu on August fourth. Bobby, he's back, and now
he's older. He's in his twenties. He is a chef.
He's running a restaurant. We got a little shot of
Bobby also carrying his uncle, his grandfather, Cotton also had
a son with another lady. And then I belive Cotton
died at the end of the original run, so Cotton
(23:52):
is gone.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I was just gonna ask. I don't think I know
what happens in the serie original series finale.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I had to remind myself of those things that happen
in that final season, like we've talked about many times. Aw,
we've seen every episode of King of the Hill, and
if you just tell us something, things will come back
to us immediately.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, it's a show that I can't claim I like.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
But I've seen it so much that I can't claim
I dislike it either. It's just it exists, you know
what it oddly is for me, and it doesn't make
any sense that I'm connecting these two thoughts. But it's
like Friends. I can't claim I hate Friends. I've seen
every episode of Friends like three times. So I guess
I'm in the same boat with King of the Hill.
I will I watch this, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I'm gonna watch it. This has me juiced, This has
me so excited. So Hank and Peggy moved to Saudi
Arabia as Hank works up his retirement nest egg. They
then returned to Arland, Texas to retou to reconnect with
their old friends. Somehow Bill is still alive. That's something
that they're gonna need to answer questions on. Although sometimes
the most unhealthiest people are able to stay alive. Bobby
(24:57):
is living out his dream as a chef, even though
his even the original show is being a prop comic,
so they're gonna need to explain what's happening there. He's
in his twenties and he's hanging out with his former
classmates Connie, Joseph and Chane. Sad news over the weekend.
The man who played John Redcorn killed. Oh he was
killed in a dispute outside of his home.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh shit, I didn't know he was killed. I saw
he die. I didn't I didn't see he got acts murdered.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Jonathan Joss was shot outside of his home.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Wow, that's crazy. He's actually a pretty notable actor. He
played the chief in Parks and Recreation, Marks and Reck
as well. He was all over the place over the
last thirty years. So that's actually pretty sad.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, he did record all of his dialogue for the
show heading into it.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
One of the two or three best characters on the show. Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And then the voice actor who played Dale also has passed.
I know that they cast someone new to voice him,
but I'm in on this. This looks great to me.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
This will be like if it's legit funny, and you
tell me to watch it, I'll probably watch it, but
I'll wait until.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I'm expecting for it to be the exact same amount
of funny as the original one.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, but you know exactly it's gonna be hank Kill
confused with technology and shit like, it's not gonna be
You're gonna see every joke come from a mile away.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Although I do like someone had the idea on X
that Peggy comes back and she speaks fluent What language
do they speak in Saudi Arabia? Multiple so fluent in
all of those languages, but can still not speak Spanish.
News Depp. James Gunn says that god Zilla Minus one
(26:28):
was a major influence on his Superman movie, saying, I
tried to fuse elements like giant monsters, robots, flying dogs,
and other superheroes. My goal was to make a film
like god Zilla Minus one, which depicted Godzilla but also
had a great human drama.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I mean that's why Godzilla Minus one fucking crushed it. Ultimately,
when you come away from that movie, it really is
a touching human story and about the atrocities of World
War Two and the fallout from all that shit. I
don't know how he's gonna replicate that with Superman necessarily,
but he did it with Guardians. He turned that fucking
(27:07):
cast of clowns into a very human story and really
tugged at our heartstrings.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I mean, look at the third movie. He took an.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Otter, a fucking raccoon, I forget the other couple, yeah,
and made it a human story. Like he's capable of
doing these things. So I don't doubt that he's done
this and accomplished this with Superman.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
James Gunn also says that people should not get sucked
into online fan wars with Superman and Fantastic Four. They'd
come out two weeks after us. There's room for both
of us.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Is room for both of this podcast. That's for fucking sut.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I mean, as much as we like to criticize DC,
we still go and see that fucking shit. You know,
we want to like it. We want to like it.
We efforted it with Shazam, we efforted it with Wonder Woman,
Like we really wanted these things to be better, and
some of them were pretty good.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
So there's plenty of space.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
DC didn't make its mark on this, uh not economy,
but that's the word I wanted to say. And Marvel's
still there, like if Marvel Land's Fantastic four, like they've
already been back for a couple you know, shows and
movies like we're not just because we love Marvel shit
doesn't mean we can't love DC shit and vice versa.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Like we do twice a week. James Gunn also said
I would focus on the positivity around the films instead
of getting sucked up in the online fan wars.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I mean, he's not wrong, but part of the fun
is trolling people online, So I mean, what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Mike Flanagan confirmed that his Clayface script was inspired by
Batman the Animated series the episode Feet of Clay. He
said that is the perfect Clayface story. He also says
that DC is reworking the script, the filmmaker will need
to make it their own. I really hope it remains
(28:53):
true to the spirit of what I wanted it to be.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm excited for this for you because you have been
wanting this.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's one of my favorite episodes of Batman the Animated series.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
This does have the chance.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
To be legitimately really really good. I just don't know
where it's gonna fit into DC. Maybe it'll be Worlds
of DC more of a one off type of thing.
It's as potential, but me personally, I haven't. I'm not
I'm not a Mike Flanagan guy. You know, he's done
all these Netflix shows and people seem to like them.
(29:25):
He just I don't know. I don't love him as
much as as the next guy. But this specific thing
definitely has potential.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Is depe Chris Hemsworth released a statement and thanked Marvel
fans for supporting him as Thor. Of course, this is
coming up on its fifteen year anniversary, and possibly it
is Hemsworth's last movie coming up in a couple of
years with the Marvel franchise. Do you want to read
his statement in an Australian accent.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I'm not capable of doing that. Google. Let you give
it a whirl.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
No, I don't really want to. I'm gonna say if
you wanted to.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
No, No, I will read it in my accent. Though
playing Thor has been one of the greatest honors of
my life. For the last fifteen years, I've held Millner
and then Stormbreaker is the god of Tunda, but what
made but what made it truly special was sharing it
all with you. Your passion, your cheers, and your love
for this character have meant everything to me. Thank you
for making my journey through the MCU and forget all
(30:21):
next up Doomsday. I love that he's appreciative of it
of it obviously, Like the only thing I legitimately remember
him being in before this was Cabin in the Woods,
and I think that might have even been the same year. Yeah, yeah,
So I mean it legitimately turned him into a superstar,
and he's genuinely likable.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Taikow made the character way funnier than he ever was.
I don't know anyone growing up that was like a
Thor guy, and I bet there's hundreds of thousands of
kids growing up now that Thor might be their favorite hero.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
So I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
There's death. Mark Hamill said this is via at Comic
Book on Accent. He will know return as Luke Skywalker again,
saying I had my time. I really think they should
focus on the future and all the new characters.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
What this says to me, and I'm definitely reading into
this because he's not even insinuating it, but the timing
of it says to me that he's been approached recently
about being involved in a new project or two, and
he's like, you know what, I'm good. Maybe he read
the script and't think it was good enough, or maybe
he legitimately just wants to step away.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
But I agree with him. Let's go to new characters.
Let's step away from the Skywalker saga. Let's focus on
other things. Let's try to do other things well because
they had I mean people like and Orsa. Will give
him that, but it's still tied into the original Skywalker saga.
So let's step away and do something legitimately great outside
of that.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
And then Disney said, we don't need you anymore. Mark,
we have your face recognition. I'm gonna put you in
every movie anyways. News Depe Ryan Kugler, By the way,
Sinners is available digitally. I believe tomorrow or today, depends
on when you're listening.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
But Coogler that baby oil ready boys.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
He said that he has no plans for a Sinner sequel.
He said, I've been in a space of making franchise
films for a bit, so I wanted to get away
from that. I wanted it to be a holistic and
finished thing.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I agree with them. However, the movie was so good
that he's got to get approached by the studio and
be like, hey, how's this amount of money sound.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I also think that the last twenty ish minutes was
almost put in there to be like, we can't have
any sequels, like this is the happy ending before No.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
But I thought that opened the door up two sequels.
I'm the opposite.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I thought it closed the door because if you didn't
show any of that, then you could have been like, Okay,
we'll go off and do this story. We'll do this story.
But they've kind of closed three books.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I get what you're saying there. I'm not sure. I
don't want them to ruin what was so great in
this original Sinners movie and concept, but it feels like
inevitably we're gonna get like a series or something that's
loosely produced by Coogler but he's not actually making it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
It's a vampire musical with puppets. Duh, duh, I'm dead.
News done. Mariana Gande a Grande has been cast in
Meet the Parents four. She will star with Roberts Naro,
Ben Stiller, Teddy Paulio and Blithe Danner. This is releasing
(33:32):
in theaters on November twenty fifth, twenty twenty six. And
while I do love the original Meet the Parents, we
have gotten two very bad sequels and I'm not sure
why they're doing this.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Now. You remember the third movie.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Little Fokker's Is.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
That's an elite trash, That's what it was. But Ariana Grande,
when put in situational comedy, is very funny. So I'll
give it a chance. I don't Will she be playing
someone's new young wife or something? I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Is she playing one of the Little Foker's.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't know the ages of any of these characters.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
So yeah, I'm not sure. I'm just I'm a I'm
a grande guy. I'm a grande guy through and through.
So if she's in something, I'll give it a chance.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
News dope, did we talk this into existence? I know
that this news came out on Friday after we had
done our podcast. We had discussed why haven't they tried
to bring back the Shanghai Night series? The Shanghai What's
the other Shanghai?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Uh Noon Noon?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Jackie Chan says that Shanghai don is in the works.
The script is still going.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I advocated for Shanghai naps. I think that fit the
theme better, but Don's okay.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But then I thought that maybe you complete the Bagel
Bites trilogy and you go with morning.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Pizza in the mow and then pizza in the evening.
Pizza that's up a time, which is evening and evening
and supper time are the same thing. When pizza is
on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, in the morning, Shanghai morning, Shanghai afternoons.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Well, here's a philosophical question for you and I, and
to me, there's clearly a right and wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Are you a Bagel Bites guy or Pizza Roles guy?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Pizza rolls? Yeah, you've chose correctly, but also neither. Let's
be honest.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Pizza Rol's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Pizza rolls are pretty good, but also no, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I think pizza rolls might be the best.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Like set it and forget it quick bite, like tossed
in the air fryer, tossed in the oven for a
fucking whatever amount of minutes, and you come back and
they're perfect, well more so in the air fire eight
minutes in the air fire for pizza roles seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We'll go seven minutes, perfect pizza.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Role news Dope. The Variety Actors on Actors series has begun.
The first one has released with Colin Ferrell and Danny
de Vito. I have watched a couple of these clips,
and I am already exhausted. Get how these conversations go
every year and these are these are not my thing.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Usually the hour an hour and a half sit down
results in like five strong minutes, and we get to
see those clips online, and I'm happy about those.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I liked watching DeVito talk about him lusting after Michelle
Pfeiffer in the Catwoman suit and really, like.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Me and Dandy, Vito is always gonna be a creep
because he's fucking four foot six. Would it be possible
to not be creepy watching Michelle Pfeiffer in that suit
on set.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Being vacuum sealed into that suit and you see, I like.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Everyone like that clip of her doing the whip live,
Like I think there was a lot of people that
needed to change their pants afterwards.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well, there's the scene where she's on the bed and
he walks in the room and he's like just the
pussy I'm looking for. That might not have even been
in the script. That might have just been Dana de Vito.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
That's that's how I got my girlfriend. Who is That's
that line right there, And.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Then she invites him to sit on the bed and
she puts a bird in her mouth, like that's good.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Tough Burchie Gross.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Michelle Pfeiffer, however, is not even Per's in fucking quad
to medium.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
She still got it. She still got it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
So the other one that at least made some headlines.
I know there was the Pat and Arnold Schwarzenegger interview
back and forth, But why would I want to watch
a father and son talk back and forth?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, and I'm gonna need Pat to be a little
more like legitimized before he's fucking included in this shit.
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I'm also gonna need and like, look, he was really
good in White Lotus, but when he was done with it,
he's like, I'm not a nepo baby, I worked really hard.
Like sure, you did work really hard, but your dad
was the biggest action star of the eighties. Like that's
not your dad was.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
The biggest star on the planet, and you're like six'.
Four you're like the definition of A nepo, baby.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Dude that's WHY i Love Wyatt. Russell he's, like, yeah
it's a thousand times. Easier everyone knows my dad. IS
i grew up on movie.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Sets Susan sarandon's. Daughter what is her?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Name they look just like she plays the Young Susan
Sarandon and that's my boy.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Two since.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
That, game do You you're gonna when people go back
and watch this, video they're gonna see the light bulb
go off in your.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Head EVA A, murray that's her, name the light. Bulb
that's a legitimate light bulb moment right there for.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
You that was, UNBELIEVABLE i. Believe since.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
So she's been she's been making TikTok videos on because
she's making fun OF nepo, babies like facetiously because she's
a MASSIVE nepo. Baby but people don't realize She's Susan
sarandon's daughter because her Name's EVA. A. Murray she looks
exactly like a Young Susan.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Sarandon the one THAT i do want to catch up
and see BECAUSE i do think they'll have a fluent.
Conversation they've been friends for twenty five years and they're
really funny, together Is Seth rogen And Jason.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Siegel, yeah they go back even, further, right like ninety. Seven,
yeah freaks and. Geeks, yeah it's.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Incredible so and they also were a part of contributed
To oversaw the rise of two thousands.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Comedies, yeah and like we're thankful for.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
That so that might legitimately be a great conversation BECAUSE i,
mean we hear about what inspired them here and, there
BUT i hope they get into like what inspired them
to do certain, things you, Know News.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Depp and, finally after sixteen, Years Mark maren is ending
THE wtf With Mark maren, podcast saying it'll be nice
to end on my own terms the way that we,
started also on my.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
TERMS i don't know if that's, true but he definitely
was one of the first notable podcasts out. There him
And rogan were out there, EARLY Kfc radio was out there.
EARLY i never was really a, listener BUT i was
always aware of this, podcast AND i always Thought Mark
maren did best in that in that, Scenario, LIKE i
never cared for any of his, Shows, like BUT i
do think he's like one of those guys that comedians
(39:51):
find really funny and like talking to because he's a
student of it as, well SO i always thought his
talents played up more in like the podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Situation oh you know WHAT I i saw, earlier it's fucking.
Disturbing is woodpeckers have tongues that are able to extend
an inch to three inches out of their, mouth but
when not out of their, mouth it curls behind their skull.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
When it goes back. In. YEAH i didn't know that,
part BUT i knew they had long tongues because they
pecked the holes and then they get a you, know.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
They gotta get the. Insects, yeah give it a.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Googs it goes, in goes back into the, mouth but
then doesn't really go into the. Mouth it like goes
around them like there's like this like so it's still
in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Though i'll let you google it really quick if you
want to woodpecker.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
TONGUE i am going to do. That.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Now you have to do it.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Right. YEAH i can't get the image out of my.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Head it was one of those things WHERE i saw
it ON x And i'm, like this can't be. TRUE
i then google it it is.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
True so, yeah it's kind of it's hard to. Explain
it's WHAT i was trying to picture in my. Brain
so it does like curl around the, skull but it
goes into the mouth and then like in the back
of the, mouth it like there's like a cavity that
like loops around the.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
SKULL i wasn't saying that they take the three inches
of hung and then wrap it around their neck like a. Scarf, No,
NO i.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Was wondering if it like there was like a space
in between the mouth and like the the beak where
it might have like tucked in that, way but it
actually goes all the way back to the mouth into
a cavity that curls.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
UP i always assumed it was like a fruit by
the foot that would just like kind of roll back
into their.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Mouth woodpecker's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
SPECIES i guess that's the best way to end.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
It what's your favorite? BIRD i don't like.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
BIRDS i don't, either M i like the look of.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
CARDINALS i believe it's the female cardinal that's all RED
i do.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Like SO i don't love.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
OWLS i guess it would be one or, two BUT.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I love that owls that a pack of owls is
called The, parliament which is funny because they're so. Judgmental
do owls hang out together as a thing, TOO i
don't even think they.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Do it seem pretty solitary to. Me, yeah that might
be fucking fake.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
News oh, DUDE i was driving back From New york.
YESTERDAY i saw four dead deer on The highway four.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Four like they got hit, simultaneously.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Type of, no like miles. Apart, oh they were hit
and they're just off on like the side of the.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Road, yeah you, know it's surprisingly tasty. Medicine you know
what ELSE i?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
SAW i saw a dead, possum BUT i didn't believe.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It, oh you thought it was playing to do possums?
Die that's not a Bad Mitch hedberg, joke, Right, No
i'm very.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Sarious do possums?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Die you just think they perpetually played.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Dead until there's. Proof i'm not Gonna i'm not gonna
accept an answers.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Were really, Ugly but actually you're pretty harmless possums.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Really, yeah have you ever encountered a? POSSUM i.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Have i've been like, TWO i would, say less than
two feet away from a.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Possum of, course possums famously the Only marsupios outside Of
australia are soupi? Ol what DID i?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Say you turned it into An italian, word.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Marsupie all, right we gotta get, going. Guys, yeah let's get.
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