June 17, 2025 • 27 mins
We discuss the hottest topic form the week!
Happy Father's Day
How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Stitch at Box Office
Spaceballs Sequel Announced
Fantastic Four Galactus Popcorn Bucket costs $80
Superman Punches Out Teeth
James Gunn Talks Superman & DC
Will Smith Didn't Get Inception
Zootopia 2 Adds Hunky Horse
Another Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise Movie?
Naked Gun Trailer
King of the Hill Teaser
Backyard Baseball 97
& SO MUCH MORE!
Join the conversation on social media - @MACandGUpodcast
Happy Father's Day
How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Stitch at Box Office
Spaceballs Sequel Announced
Fantastic Four Galactus Popcorn Bucket costs $80
Superman Punches Out Teeth
James Gunn Talks Superman & DC
Will Smith Didn't Get Inception
Zootopia 2 Adds Hunky Horse
Another Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise Movie?
Naked Gun Trailer
King of the Hill Teaser
Backyard Baseball 97
& SO MUCH MORE!
Join the conversation on social media - @MACandGUpodcast
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ruthless is dragging D's nuts to a box office win. Oh,
I don't remember the bug Juice theme song. Good?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Baseballs, the Irons, hotspaceballs. I'm excited, not not eighty dollars
for a popcorn bucket? Does it come a great foot?
Paul will Smith didn't get it again. One look at
the new Honckey horse from Utopia, and you're gonna want
to leave Feton's horse ranch. I'm not having a good time.
All that and more this week, One.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
At time, one a time. You want to say something
to me?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You we're in a ball cap for the first time
in our recording his tar.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I guess before we get into you know, time and date.
I suppose yes. I have recently started wearing ball caps
again now that I'm not, you know, with Maine, so
I've been putting ball caps on. I've been buying ball caps.
I do have a question, how are you supposed to
wear a ball cap?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, you and I grew up in the fitted cap era,
and then that transitioned to the truckers, and uh, what
are they called when they're not fitted?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What's the word from the snapback?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I just that's the word I'm looking for it. Those
transition to the snapbacks, And I used to be a
fan of wearing ball caps backwards. I can't pull it
off anymore. I'm not capable of pulling off anymore. So
now I also find fitted's a little awkward on my
on my on my head. So I am a fan
of the snapbacks. I am a fan of the trucker styles.
I'm a fan of kind of all the above. I
(01:29):
wear them forward, like you have a pretty flat brim
right now, probably too fat, fat flat. I curve it
down a little bit more. You know. It's each their
own though.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That better?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why that hat?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do you like the team?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I do like the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yes, they don't. They don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I like the direction they're going in.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, couldn't, couldn't, couldn't disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Mars isn't a sports podcast, Mac, This is entertainment and more.
There could be sports. H But am I wearing it
too low? Should I have it up a little bit?
Should I have a little hair poking?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You should almost have it a little lower lower. But
the issue is, oh you got decent lighting. The issue
is when you're recording with a ball cap, you get
a little shadow from the eyes to the nose, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, So first off, the biggest thing here is that
the theme song for bug Juice is bug Juice.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Juice.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Bug Juice is fun in a jar.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The bug Juice is a little place.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's not the bug Juice theme song. So you fucked
up the headlines with that. Also, you know what, yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Was Father's Day. Happy Father's Day to.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You and maybe to you, how did you spend the day?
I had buffalo chicken twice. I had wings for lunch,
and I had a calzana for dinner, so really went
all out. I had myself some buffalo. I will say
this is that the highlight of the weekend. The highlight
of my Father's Day weekend was and you can tell me,
is this turtally enough for your turtle party? Me and
(02:59):
my son were able to finally find the final turtle eye. No,
it doesn't work that way. Me and my son were
able to finally find the final turtle to a set
that we've been collecting. We have a rule in the house.
You need to find all four turtles before you open
any of the turtles. So we were doing that while
watching the first three episodes of the nineteen eighty seven
(03:21):
animated show, while also defeating turtles in time on the
arcade cabinet.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's a nice day right there. That's a real nice
father son experience right there. Good, while I have you,
I would like to shout out Sparkling Ice, real ringing
endorsement for these sums of bitches. I don't know if
you've ever had these five calories there? Fucking delicious?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Was that a crystal light?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's like in that same vein, but much better for.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You, you know, much better for you.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Shut out sparkling ice. Five calories.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Coo, how do you spend your Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
We had like a ice cream bar at my dad's
ice Cream ice and so we had a couple types
of ice cream and and like twelve different toppings and sauces.
It was nice. I saw for the first time, and
this is this really blew my mind so notoriously goo,
I'm like a sugary sweets over a.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Chocolate guy with candy want to fly away?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Skittles is my favorite candy? Maybe mentos let's arguement for
a different day. Uh, many skittles we had for the
ice cream. Many skittles I've never seen them. Littles, you're
aware of these.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Still, littles are better than regular skittles.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Great ratio to it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, it's an amazing ratio. It's kind of like mini
em and m's. Yeah, I don't like plain eminem's. I
love many m and ms.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I was just blown away by that. I mostly just
had skittles at the ice cream social little sock cop
we had.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's kind of like a flurry, that's what you're making,
or a well, actually no, because you had sauces. So
it's more like a blizzard, like a dairy queen blizzard.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
There was. You could have made any combination you wanted.
You know what I don't care for though in ice cream.
This might be a hot, scalding, take care whipped cream.
Not for me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know what I like vanilla?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh, I'm a simple vanilla boy. You know it's the
best vanilla of all time. Goo say with me, Brighams.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Brighams is good. I think every place is a good vanilla.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Though, No, Brighams is superior. It is. It is s tier.
It's the number one.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You heard it there first. Vanilla the official flavor of
the Mac and Goo program. News depe over the box office.
This past weekend. MAC mentioned it at the top How
to Train Your Dragon eighty four million dollars domestic in
its opening weekend, one ninety eight worldwide. That's a pretty
(05:36):
good number right there. Lelo and Stitch coming in second
week four, dropping fifty two percent to fifteen point five domestic.
It is now at eight hundred and sixty worldwide. As
it's total the material lists, there's too many s's in there.
I keep on thinking it's a singular, but it's actually plural.
I guess all three of them are into materials.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I would say that's their thing. Yeah, they're material boys
and material.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So twelve million dollars domestic, fifteen worldwide. And really the
story that I'm picking up out of here is I
saw the photos of Pedro Pascal's bed in the movie,
and it looks fucking beautiful, luxurious, and apparently the silk
pillowcases those run one hundred and thirty five dollars, and
(06:20):
then the duvet covers go for about twelve hundred dollars.
In total, Pascal's character's betting is roughly valued a little
over five thousand dollars, and that isn't even including the
mattress look like a nice cali kin.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So I get a little overwhelmed when it comes to
beds and betting because I think there's a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Of That's why you sleep on a pile of straw.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You pay a lot of money for not a lot,
sometimes a lot of overrated circumstances. Now, there are some
quality mattresses that are worth it, but I would say
on the whole, you're better off having your regulast mattress
and just changing out the foam topper. It's essentially what
a good mattress is doing for if you get a
good foam topper and you're gonna get the same amount
of years out of it for much less money. But
(07:04):
more importantly, I value a pillowcase more so than sheets
and blankets. I need a quality pillowcase, and I need
a nice like hem on it so that can like
stem myself to it, you know, rub that little thing
as I'm falling asleep. I love a good pillowcase. I
don't really care about the sheets or the blankets. I
need a pillowcase, and that's first and foremost. Buck thirty five.
(07:24):
That's a lot, But compared to the duvet cover, fuck
that I have a paid twelve hundred BLUs duve cover didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll tell you right now. Sleeping wise, I spare no expense.
You spend well, you're supposed to spend roughly a third
of your life sleeping. I'm a parent, so roughly twenty
percent of my life. I'm sleeping now. But when I'm sleeping,
I like to be comfortable, and I love a nice
silky feel. As one who sleeps in the buff brag,
you know, I like to feel it all over my body.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I sleep in boxer briefs.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Used to sleep in socks.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Listen, I never slept in socks consistently. What I did say, however,
is sometimes it's nice to have a sleepy sock. Not
you know, no, Yeah, especially when you're hamred and you
don't remember.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I will say this too, and this is what I
would recommend to every socks.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Keep the heating, wear your socks during sex, scu never,
if you take anything from today, wear your socks during sex. Well.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't wear shoes when I'm outside, so I'm usually
grounding myself. I come in the house, my feet very filthy,
and I have to get at it. Shoes are just
tools for the feet.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
If you know what I mean, you're like fucking Tarzan?
Are you wearing a loincloth around the house?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Mission Impossible eight is now at It took ten and
a half million over the weekend, down thirty percent in
its fourth week. It's now over five hundred million total,
so I think we're two hundred million away from breaking even.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I bet Tom Cruise is a sick bed.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh my god, can you imagine? He either has the
sickest bed or like the most primitive bed possible.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Right, sleeps on wood, there's no in between.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He sleeps on the floor. He has a couple cinder
blocks that's his pillow, and then ball Arena. It's second
week dropped sixty one percent to nine point four It
is that ninety one point five total. The budget is
eighty million production on the movie, so it's gonna need
a couple more weeks to get to that break even.
(09:12):
But it's not gonna be a bomb.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, it'll probably lose a little bit of money. It'll
pick up steam once it hits streaming. U Goo How
to Train Your Dragon seventy eight percent ninety eight percent
from the audience score. So the people that like that
franchise are loving that live action remake and that that
we can't always say that, so credit to that.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
There's depe coming to theaters in twenty twenty seven, a
sequel to a movie forty years in the making, space Balls.
Are they gonna call it the Search for More Money?
They kind of owe it to us.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm a little nervous about this, goot. That is a
movie perfectly encapsulated in what nineteen eighty three, whatever year
they made it, eighty seven seven. I also have a
feeling since they just confirmed that mel Brooks is gonna
be in the movie.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He's playing yogurt.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
He's certainly gonna die during during I.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Bet he's sugar free in this one. That's some good
parody work right there.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Spaceballs is an all time comedy. But I also totally
understand when someone doesn't like Spaceball, like like may sure, sure,
And I don't think we need this. As a guy
that likes Spaceballs, I am not clamoring for a Spaceball sequel.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So, like you said, mel Brooks, he announced this on
social media with an opening crawl, you know, because they
parody Star Wars, and he said, since we last made
the film at the time, there was only a trilogy.
Now there's a prequel to the trilogy, a sequel to
the trilogy, a sequel to the prequel, a prequel to
the sequel, a sequel series that has a prequel to
(10:46):
it in a prequel that is a sequel to the prequel.
So that's right for the picking.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I just anytime, anytime you're you're gonna make like, is
Rick baranis coming back? And are they getting like.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He's coming out of retirement and Bill plus Lewis Pullman
will be in it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, obviously they can't have barf back. Rip John Candy.
I don't know, man, I don't know. Is there is
there a Spaceballs fan out there that like legitimately wants
to see this. I'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Maybe people like nostalgia. Look at us. He's down. Got
some news, got some terrible news for those of you
who are looking to purchase the Galactis popcorn bucket. When
The Fantastic Four comes to theaters in less than a month,
it's gonna cost you eighty bucks, one of the most
expensive popcorn buckets ever made.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
One of the stupidest moves they could have done. First
of all, it probably is costing them seven dollars to
make this thing. They're they're killing the market before it
even gets out there. Like you and I know this
this well, and I think it meant most people that
listened to this podcast are in the same vein. If
I go into Target and I'm just shopping willie Nilly,
and I want to pick up a nice little sweet
treat for myself. If it's like under thirty dollars, maybe forty,
(12:03):
maybe two twenty dollars bills, I'm gonna consider it. I'll
probably get it fifty. The jump to forty to fifty
is astronomical. The jump to thirty to forty is a
little tough. Twenty nine to ninety nine and under, I'm
buying it, no matter fucking what actually perfect. That is
hashtag dork right. Twenty five and up is where the
line is for them. I'd say about twenty nine to
(12:23):
thirty eighty dollars. I'm never even considering this. I'll buy
on the secondary market for fucking twenty five.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Secondary market, it's gonna have it. What are you talking about?
Twenty five It's gonna be a million dollars now.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's no one's gonna buy that for eighty dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
People love these buckets, people collect these buckets.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean, I think the very simple thing is that
all of these buckets should cost roughly twenty to twenty
five dollars and then thirty with the popcorn.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Like if we were in the at the point where
we were. Now we're you know, sixteen years in seventeen
years to the MCU where they were making popcorn buckets
for every movie or all their big movies. You might
have a selling as a collection. This is the first
time they've done it.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He is demp Now they've had other ones too. Have
you seen there was a Captain America one.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Put the shild over the bucket.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It was protecting their bucket. Did you see the little
clip that has been posted of Superman in a bit
of a fight. He has his puppy helping him out
and he punches a fella in the teeth and the
teeth pop out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Or some dialogue online people going hashtaged out by Superman
because he's punching tooths out. Superman can't control what happens
after the punch. He can control the punch. If you
got weak tooths and they fly out. That's not Superman's fault.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It's like punching Charlie Kelly and it's always Sonny just
yanking out teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I also like, what do you think has been happening
to beings and people that Superman have punched the past,
Like He's like like, if their skull doesn't crush their
lucky he's down.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
James Gunn called out all the people who are saying
The Batman Too is canceled, saying it's not canceled. We
don't have a script. Matt's slow. Let take his time,
let him do what he's doing. God, people are mean,
Let him do his thing man source Rolling Stone.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Um, I'm starting to think that Matt Reeves is his
own worst enemy when it comes to this shit.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's like me trying to produce a stupid ninety second
clip on social media.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like you can take outside thoughts and criticism. It doesn't
need to be perfect before you send a script to someone. Additionally,
we're gonna be what like seven years removed before the
Batman two comes out. That's simply too long. And at
a certain point, like I get you could take your
time so you can make it as good as possible,
but things happen to actors, and actors sometimes don't want
(14:41):
to do roles anymore, and then when you get a
recast or someone looks older, it affects the viewing. And
that first Batman movie is so fucking amazing, and we're
really kind of losing steam with this, and like, as
much as we liked the Penguin, we don't want a
Penguin season two. We're gonna need to see other stuff
in that world and where it just keeps getting pushed off,
(15:03):
and it's all because Matt Reeves can't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh Colin Farrell, so that he is nowhere close to
beginning prep on the Batman two.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Right there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
James Gunn also says the Batman two is really important
to what they're trying to build at d C. We're
supposed to see that script shortly and I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
It's a confusing statement because it shouldn't at all be
important to what he's trying to build at DC. It
is important to d C, for sure, because it's Batman
and they want to have a successful Batman franchise, but
it shouldn't matter to James gun at all. So now
I'm curious now, I'm curious if the delay is because
Gun is having trouble narrowing in on his Batman. Are
(15:45):
they considering bringing this Batman into guns DCU.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't think they are. But also when speaking about
you know the big distance between the movies, Pattinson was
supposed to be a young Bruce Wayne, a year two
Bruce Wayne in that first one, and now he's a
approaching forty.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, now he's now he's gonna be in the Batman
beyond movies. So I there's something.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't thre me with a good time. I'm meant for
that news dope. Will Smith was interviewing with somebody and
said that Christopher Nolan brought him Inception and he didn't
get the plot of it, so he turned it down,
just like he did the Matrix years before, saying, now
that I think about it, these movies that go into
(16:30):
those alternate realities, they don't pitch well, sure will blame them.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I have a hard time believing that Nolan sought Will
Smith for that movie. What realistic? What did he play
the Tom Hardy role? Because that's what I was thinking about.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Earlier, even if it was Leo. So that was at
the peak of when will Smith was like was a
heavyweight in the dramatic movies as well though.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
A movie that I like way more than most people.
But he's coming off handcock back.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No, but that's also around the time that he was
Oscar baiting a ton of those movies.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I don't know. I just don't because Nolan's also a
guy that if he seeks out a guy, he'll get
him the next time. And we haven't heard shit about
will Smith getting offered any Nolan movie. So I don't
know if I believe Will Smith.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well, I mean, maybe Christopher Nolan blackballed and he's like,
you don't get Inception? Mm hmm, sure about that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, I guess he's either play in the Leo or
the Tom Hardy roll in that movie, and I don't
think he would pull either off as well as the
other two guys did.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So you can add this to the list of the
matrix Janego unchained and Inception.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Now, I mean those two I believe, for they're completely
different circumstances. I don't know why he's throwing Inception in
the ring. Now.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Have you heard his new song?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, of course not.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It is terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What was the last good Will Smith song Switch.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Switch Turn It On Now, which is funny because at
the time his new movie was called Hitch, but it
had nothing to do with the movie. It's as if
he wrote the song for Hitch and he called the
song Hitch and they're like our el set. Well, He's
like fuck it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Switch Hitch has a bit of a cult classic following
amongst s ron komms, Goo. I think it's fine as
a romcom guy, I don't love it.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
The new song is called like I Like Pretty Girls.
I like pretty girls. I really like pretty girls. They
day girls News Dump. Have you at least seen this
honky horse that is in Zutopia two.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
He's definitely gonna be a villain, right, Either that or.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He's gonna run through the entire Zutopia town.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He's just gonna be fucking with his big horse dong.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
This is taking a page out of Shrek when Shrek
added all of those really sexy ogres. Zutopia said there
is a crowd of people that like sexy animals, and
we are gonna cater to them.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I guess so, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Guys, go give it a Google. Just type in sexy
horse here's dump. When asked if he would work with
Tom Cruise again, Brad Pitt said that under one can addition, well,
I'm gonna hang my ass, Well, I'm not gonna hang
my ass off airplanes and shit like that. So when
he does something again that's on the ground.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yes, this doesn't have anything to do with the statement
I'm about to make, but I think I think I
would say that Bred Pritt is the coolest actor of
all time, and in part because he says shit like this.
He's willing to say shit like this, like Tom Cruise
clearly kluel on a cyclepath and pushes things, and Brett
Pitt's like, I'm not fucking jumping out of an airplane, dude. No.
All set.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Also, after we got the the rebring Back Together that's
called That's what I was trying to say, we got
Wolf's Last Year, a movie that I don't think either
of us saw that was the return of Pitt and
George Clooney. I don't know if we need all these
actors to team back up.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, oh you're talking about a return of that team up.
You were saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know. But
like Clooney also is like so up and down. George
Coloney movies are either the best movie of the year,
are fucking terrible, and nothing in between.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
A trailer for The Naked Gun and at first, after
seeing the teaser, I thought, like a month ago, yes,
this might be okay. I then saw the trailer and said,
this is not going to be good.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Teaser I saw. I thought to myself, Wow, Goo might
have got a gem in the movie draft. This might
be okay. I have not seen this trailer and based
on your facial reaction, it can't be good.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
So they stole a joke from Austin Powers. Which joke
do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Machine gun Jubblers?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I wish it is the visual gag of when someone
is spying on Austin Powers and they think that this
crazy shit is happening because they can't see into the room,
like if they're looking at him through a tag seeing
the shadows, and you're like, oh, how is he shitting
out these eggs? Because they're just dropping shit behind him
right right, And this trailer it shows that. Uh So
(20:58):
it's Pamela Anderson and she's cleaning out a stove and
Liam Neesen's is in front of her. What do you
think the guy that's spying on them thinks they're doing.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
If she's benned, so he's getting blowy.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know you're stove clean and outside.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I know my sex shadows.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Mac watches all shadow shadow.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's what I'm into. Man, That's just my thing.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's all hand puppets. It's people with flashlights. Speaking of
shadow porn, Robert Eggers is reportedly developing an adaptation for
a Christmas Carol, and this would have Willem Dafoe as
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I like that casting. I don't like Robert Edgars doing this.
And speaking of Robert Eggerson's shadow porn, No Spratu kind
of was shadow porn. I think Robert Eggers is going
to start needing a no guy. He's trending down that path.
He's not. He shouldn't be allowed to do whatever he wants.
He makes some compelling stuff most of the time. No
Saratu sucked. I don't think we need him make it
(22:03):
a Christmas Carol because you know it'll be real talk.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'm sorry for stepping on you, but you made a
pause right there.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, that was whatever it was gonna be a.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Good It wasn't worth it Forefather's Day. We got to
tease for King of the Hill, about thirty seconds of
a bit of dialogue going back and forth some Hank
Hill zingers and this teaser. After being very jazzed about
the show two ish weeks ago, the speed of the
jokes in this teaser kind of concerning.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, I wasn't looking forward to this, so I'm not.
I'm neither concerned. I have no thoughts on the King
of the Hill, Reyboo. I don't think we need it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
The King of the Hill show did a great job
at its pacing and the pacing of conversation where it
felt real. It felt like two actual people speaking. This
teaser felt like you talk, I talk.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, that's not how real conversations go. Now has this
been greenlit for more than one season? Like? What do
you know?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
No idea dealer here, no idea well here for a
stake news dope And finally available on the PS five
and Nintendo Switch right now, Backyard Baseball ninety seven to
four ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I think I'm gonna get it for my switch. It'll
give me the excuse to use and switch again. It's
like a perfect little switch game. I don't. I don't
need to be wasting my PS five on it.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I think it's the perfect intro game, like the intro
sports game for my son as well.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
You're right, one hundred percent right, and he'll be able
to learn about the legend that is Pablo Sanchez. And uh,
it is a fun game to play, dude, It's a
really fun game to play. I I would say it
might even be more fun than backyard football because backyard
football was a little more straight line. There wasn't as
many things you could do. Backyard baseball has a little
more fun.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
By the way. In the uh, in the fictional baseball
fantasy draft, I did with Friar my first two picks,
so he picked first, I picked second and third. It
was Pablo Sanchez and Benny the Jet Rodriguez.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Pretty good? Is that why you text me about Babo Sanchez?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I wanted to make sure about all of his positions?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay, who did he take? No? Who did Friar take?
Number one?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
The natural? Okay's the bist of all time. You could
fucking have him. I don't want him. I'm getting two
superstar utility players that I can put anywhere in the field.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I probably would have taken. Uh, let's that's the Brenda
frasiing guy over over Benny the jet the scout.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I got him in like the fourth round.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, who did Friar take third and fourth?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know, I forget. It's a very memorable episode.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh you did a six pack up Friday?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh you know what? I did not take a week off. No, no, no, no,
listen to what I did. So, first off, apologies thirty
minutes in this episode, Apologies for once again not having
our new idea, our new bit, our new show that
we're going to present to you on Friday.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Life happens, and it is tired boys.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's building suspense. You guys are all going to be
so disappointed when you hear what we come up with.
But what I did because you weren't available and I
didn't want to do anything. I was debating writing a
new six pack, and I said, wait a second, I
have an elephant's graveyard of over one hundred and six
packs and the summer just started. Let me pick out
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your classic, yes, a classic four pack of six packs,
and I knew two of them that I definitely wanted
to use going in. It was your drinks for the summer,
and it was freeze pop flavors, very simple, and I'm like,
four pack, though I need two more.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Hey, why are they calling those things otter pops? Now?
What's that about? They're called flavor ices back in the day.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Since the material lists was coming out last week, I
also tossed in your six best rom Coms. Okay, And
then finally, because the title pulled me in, I said,
I made this. I kind of have to use it.
Six best fictional Whales.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Uh, you had the carvel Whale in there, right the
fucking you better believe it. I remember that. What else
you must have had free Willy in there?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I had mister Krabs' daughter Pearl Number one was a
joke and it fucking lands. So I don't want to
reveal anything. Guys, go listen to that. So go and
check out that. But I was going through them and
I'm like, wait, did I I actually did Phonsie's six
Best Moments.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, I'm so glad that that's over with great theme song.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Thought it's a great theme song. I would say, such
creative writing because that was all scripted out. It was
all beautifully written.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Are the people now clamoring for a macv goo after
you brought that back.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Oh, I'm gonna drop a one episode. It's gonna be
thirteen hours long, and it's gonna be all the macv Goose.
Those aren't in the graveyard though, So I would say our.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hit rate on the Macvie Goose were about, I don't know,
twelve percent. But our good ones were great. Yeah, our
bad ones were horrible.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's our liquor podcasts, all right, So that'll do it
for this. Check us out at the end of the week.
It's gonna be great. We're gonna have so much fun.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We're not gonna promise that though.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Guys, it might be bad, it might not be Yeah,
news don't
Ruthless is dragging D's nuts to a box office win. Oh,
I don't remember the bug Juice theme song. Good?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Baseballs, the Irons, hotspaceballs. I'm excited, not not eighty dollars
for a popcorn bucket? Does it come a great foot?
Paul will Smith didn't get it again. One look at
the new Honckey horse from Utopia, and you're gonna want
to leave Feton's horse ranch. I'm not having a good time.
All that and more this week, One.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
At time, one a time. You want to say something
to me?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You we're in a ball cap for the first time
in our recording his tar.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I guess before we get into you know, time and date.
I suppose yes. I have recently started wearing ball caps
again now that I'm not, you know, with Maine, so
I've been putting ball caps on. I've been buying ball caps.
I do have a question, how are you supposed to
wear a ball cap?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, you and I grew up in the fitted cap era,
and then that transitioned to the truckers, and uh, what
are they called when they're not fitted?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What's the word from the snapback?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I just that's the word I'm looking for it. Those
transition to the snapbacks, And I used to be a
fan of wearing ball caps backwards. I can't pull it
off anymore. I'm not capable of pulling off anymore. So
now I also find fitted's a little awkward on my
on my on my head. So I am a fan
of the snapbacks. I am a fan of the trucker styles.
I'm a fan of kind of all the above. I
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wear them forward, like you have a pretty flat brim
right now, probably too fat, fat flat. I curve it
down a little bit more. You know. It's each their
own though.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That better?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why that hat?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do you like the team?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I do like the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yes, they don't. They don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I like the direction they're going in.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, couldn't, couldn't, couldn't disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Mars isn't a sports podcast, Mac, This is entertainment and more.
There could be sports. H But am I wearing it
too low? Should I have it up a little bit?
Should I have a little hair poking?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You should almost have it a little lower lower. But
the issue is, oh you got decent lighting. The issue
is when you're recording with a ball cap, you get
a little shadow from the eyes to the nose, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, So first off, the biggest thing here is that
the theme song for bug Juice is bug Juice.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Juice.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Bug Juice is fun in a jar.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The bug Juice is a little place.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's not the bug Juice theme song. So you fucked
up the headlines with that. Also, you know what, yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Was Father's Day. Happy Father's Day to.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You and maybe to you, how did you spend the day?
I had buffalo chicken twice. I had wings for lunch,
and I had a calzana for dinner, so really went
all out. I had myself some buffalo. I will say
this is that the highlight of the weekend. The highlight
of my Father's Day weekend was and you can tell me,
is this turtally enough for your turtle party? Me and
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my son were able to finally find the final turtle eye. No,
it doesn't work that way. Me and my son were
able to finally find the final turtle to a set
that we've been collecting. We have a rule in the house.
You need to find all four turtles before you open
any of the turtles. So we were doing that while
watching the first three episodes of the nineteen eighty seven
(03:21):
animated show, while also defeating turtles in time on the
arcade cabinet.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's a nice day right there. That's a real nice
father son experience right there. Good, while I have you,
I would like to shout out Sparkling Ice, real ringing
endorsement for these sums of bitches. I don't know if
you've ever had these five calories there? Fucking delicious?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Was that a crystal light?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's like in that same vein, but much better for.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
You, you know, much better for you.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Shut out sparkling ice. Five calories.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Coo, how do you spend your Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
We had like a ice cream bar at my dad's
ice Cream ice and so we had a couple types
of ice cream and and like twelve different toppings and sauces.
It was nice. I saw for the first time, and
this is this really blew my mind so notoriously goo,
I'm like a sugary sweets over a.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Chocolate guy with candy want to fly away?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Skittles is my favorite candy? Maybe mentos let's arguement for
a different day. Uh, many skittles we had for the
ice cream. Many skittles I've never seen them. Littles, you're
aware of these.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Still, littles are better than regular skittles.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Great ratio to it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, it's an amazing ratio. It's kind of like mini
em and m's. Yeah, I don't like plain eminem's. I
love many m and ms.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I was just blown away by that. I mostly just
had skittles at the ice cream social little sock cop
we had.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's kind of like a flurry, that's what you're making,
or a well, actually no, because you had sauces. So
it's more like a blizzard, like a dairy queen blizzard.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
There was. You could have made any combination you wanted.
You know what I don't care for though in ice cream.
This might be a hot, scalding, take care whipped cream.
Not for me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know what I like vanilla?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh, I'm a simple vanilla boy. You know it's the
best vanilla of all time. Goo say with me, Brighams.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Brighams is good. I think every place is a good vanilla.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Though, No, Brighams is superior. It is. It is s tier.
It's the number one.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You heard it there first. Vanilla the official flavor of
the Mac and Goo program. News depe over the box office.
This past weekend. MAC mentioned it at the top How
to Train Your Dragon eighty four million dollars domestic in
its opening weekend, one ninety eight worldwide. That's a pretty
(05:36):
good number right there. Lelo and Stitch coming in second
week four, dropping fifty two percent to fifteen point five domestic.
It is now at eight hundred and sixty worldwide. As
it's total the material lists, there's too many s's in there.
I keep on thinking it's a singular, but it's actually plural.
I guess all three of them are into materials.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I would say that's their thing. Yeah, they're material boys
and material.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So twelve million dollars domestic, fifteen worldwide. And really the
story that I'm picking up out of here is I
saw the photos of Pedro Pascal's bed in the movie,
and it looks fucking beautiful, luxurious, and apparently the silk
pillowcases those run one hundred and thirty five dollars, and
(06:20):
then the duvet covers go for about twelve hundred dollars.
In total, Pascal's character's betting is roughly valued a little
over five thousand dollars, and that isn't even including the
mattress look like a nice cali kin.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So I get a little overwhelmed when it comes to
beds and betting because I think there's a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Of That's why you sleep on a pile of straw.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You pay a lot of money for not a lot,
sometimes a lot of overrated circumstances. Now, there are some
quality mattresses that are worth it, but I would say
on the whole, you're better off having your regulast mattress
and just changing out the foam topper. It's essentially what
a good mattress is doing for if you get a
good foam topper and you're gonna get the same amount
of years out of it for much less money. But
(07:04):
more importantly, I value a pillowcase more so than sheets
and blankets. I need a quality pillowcase, and I need
a nice like hem on it so that can like
stem myself to it, you know, rub that little thing
as I'm falling asleep. I love a good pillowcase. I
don't really care about the sheets or the blankets. I
need a pillowcase, and that's first and foremost. Buck thirty five.
(07:24):
That's a lot, But compared to the duvet cover, fuck
that I have a paid twelve hundred BLUs duve cover didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll tell you right now. Sleeping wise, I spare no expense.
You spend well, you're supposed to spend roughly a third
of your life sleeping. I'm a parent, so roughly twenty
percent of my life. I'm sleeping now. But when I'm sleeping,
I like to be comfortable, and I love a nice
silky feel. As one who sleeps in the buff brag,
you know, I like to feel it all over my body.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I sleep in boxer briefs.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Used to sleep in socks.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Listen, I never slept in socks consistently. What I did say, however,
is sometimes it's nice to have a sleepy sock. Not
you know, no, Yeah, especially when you're hamred and you
don't remember.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I will say this too, and this is what I
would recommend to every socks.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Keep the heating, wear your socks during sex, scu never,
if you take anything from today, wear your socks during sex. Well.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't wear shoes when I'm outside, so I'm usually
grounding myself. I come in the house, my feet very filthy,
and I have to get at it. Shoes are just
tools for the feet.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
If you know what I mean, you're like fucking Tarzan?
Are you wearing a loincloth around the house?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Mission Impossible eight is now at It took ten and
a half million over the weekend, down thirty percent in
its fourth week. It's now over five hundred million total,
so I think we're two hundred million away from breaking even.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I bet Tom Cruise is a sick bed.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh my god, can you imagine? He either has the
sickest bed or like the most primitive bed possible.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Right, sleeps on wood, there's no in between.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He sleeps on the floor. He has a couple cinder
blocks that's his pillow, and then ball Arena. It's second
week dropped sixty one percent to nine point four It
is that ninety one point five total. The budget is
eighty million production on the movie, so it's gonna need
a couple more weeks to get to that break even.
(09:12):
But it's not gonna be a bomb.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, it'll probably lose a little bit of money. It'll
pick up steam once it hits streaming. U Goo How
to Train Your Dragon seventy eight percent ninety eight percent
from the audience score. So the people that like that
franchise are loving that live action remake and that that
we can't always say that, so credit to that.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
There's depe coming to theaters in twenty twenty seven, a
sequel to a movie forty years in the making, space Balls.
Are they gonna call it the Search for More Money?
They kind of owe it to us.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm a little nervous about this, goot. That is a
movie perfectly encapsulated in what nineteen eighty three, whatever year
they made it, eighty seven seven. I also have a
feeling since they just confirmed that mel Brooks is gonna
be in the movie.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He's playing yogurt.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
He's certainly gonna die during during I.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Bet he's sugar free in this one. That's some good
parody work right there.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Spaceballs is an all time comedy. But I also totally
understand when someone doesn't like Spaceball, like like may sure, sure,
And I don't think we need this. As a guy
that likes Spaceballs, I am not clamoring for a Spaceball sequel.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So, like you said, mel Brooks, he announced this on
social media with an opening crawl, you know, because they
parody Star Wars, and he said, since we last made
the film at the time, there was only a trilogy.
Now there's a prequel to the trilogy, a sequel to
the trilogy, a sequel to the prequel, a prequel to
the sequel, a sequel series that has a prequel to
(10:46):
it in a prequel that is a sequel to the prequel.
So that's right for the picking.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I just anytime, anytime you're you're gonna make like, is
Rick baranis coming back? And are they getting like.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He's coming out of retirement and Bill plus Lewis Pullman
will be in it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, obviously they can't have barf back. Rip John Candy.
I don't know, man, I don't know. Is there is
there a Spaceballs fan out there that like legitimately wants
to see this. I'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Maybe people like nostalgia. Look at us. He's down. Got
some news, got some terrible news for those of you
who are looking to purchase the Galactis popcorn bucket. When
The Fantastic Four comes to theaters in less than a month,
it's gonna cost you eighty bucks, one of the most
expensive popcorn buckets ever made.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
One of the stupidest moves they could have done. First
of all, it probably is costing them seven dollars to
make this thing. They're they're killing the market before it
even gets out there. Like you and I know this
this well, and I think it meant most people that
listened to this podcast are in the same vein. If
I go into Target and I'm just shopping willie Nilly,
and I want to pick up a nice little sweet
treat for myself. If it's like under thirty dollars, maybe forty,
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maybe two twenty dollars bills, I'm gonna consider it. I'll
probably get it fifty. The jump to forty to fifty
is astronomical. The jump to thirty to forty is a
little tough. Twenty nine to ninety nine and under, I'm
buying it, no matter fucking what actually perfect. That is
hashtag dork right. Twenty five and up is where the
line is for them. I'd say about twenty nine to
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thirty eighty dollars. I'm never even considering this. I'll buy
on the secondary market for fucking twenty five.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Secondary market, it's gonna have it. What are you talking about?
Twenty five It's gonna be a million dollars now.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's no one's gonna buy that for eighty dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
People love these buckets, people collect these buckets.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean, I think the very simple thing is that
all of these buckets should cost roughly twenty to twenty
five dollars and then thirty with the popcorn.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Like if we were in the at the point where
we were. Now we're you know, sixteen years in seventeen
years to the MCU where they were making popcorn buckets
for every movie or all their big movies. You might
have a selling as a collection. This is the first
time they've done it.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He is demp Now they've had other ones too. Have
you seen there was a Captain America one.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Put the shild over the bucket.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It was protecting their bucket. Did you see the little
clip that has been posted of Superman in a bit
of a fight. He has his puppy helping him out
and he punches a fella in the teeth and the
teeth pop out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Or some dialogue online people going hashtaged out by Superman
because he's punching tooths out. Superman can't control what happens
after the punch. He can control the punch. If you
got weak tooths and they fly out. That's not Superman's fault.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It's like punching Charlie Kelly and it's always Sonny just
yanking out teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I also like, what do you think has been happening
to beings and people that Superman have punched the past,
Like He's like like, if their skull doesn't crush their
lucky he's down.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
James Gunn called out all the people who are saying
The Batman Too is canceled, saying it's not canceled. We
don't have a script. Matt's slow. Let take his time,
let him do what he's doing. God, people are mean,
Let him do his thing man source Rolling Stone.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Um, I'm starting to think that Matt Reeves is his
own worst enemy when it comes to this shit.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's like me trying to produce a stupid ninety second
clip on social media.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like you can take outside thoughts and criticism. It doesn't
need to be perfect before you send a script to someone. Additionally,
we're gonna be what like seven years removed before the
Batman two comes out. That's simply too long. And at
a certain point, like I get you could take your
time so you can make it as good as possible,
but things happen to actors, and actors sometimes don't want
(14:41):
to do roles anymore, and then when you get a
recast or someone looks older, it affects the viewing. And
that first Batman movie is so fucking amazing, and we're
really kind of losing steam with this, and like, as
much as we liked the Penguin, we don't want a
Penguin season two. We're gonna need to see other stuff
in that world and where it just keeps getting pushed off,
(15:03):
and it's all because Matt Reeves can't figure it out.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh Colin Farrell, so that he is nowhere close to
beginning prep on the Batman two.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Right there you go.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
James Gunn also says the Batman two is really important
to what they're trying to build at d C. We're
supposed to see that script shortly and I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
It's a confusing statement because it shouldn't at all be
important to what he's trying to build at DC. It
is important to d C, for sure, because it's Batman
and they want to have a successful Batman franchise, but
it shouldn't matter to James gun at all. So now
I'm curious now, I'm curious if the delay is because
Gun is having trouble narrowing in on his Batman. Are
(15:45):
they considering bringing this Batman into guns DCU.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't think they are. But also when speaking about
you know the big distance between the movies, Pattinson was
supposed to be a young Bruce Wayne, a year two
Bruce Wayne in that first one, and now he's a
approaching forty.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, now he's now he's gonna be in the Batman
beyond movies. So I there's something.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't thre me with a good time. I'm meant for
that news dope. Will Smith was interviewing with somebody and
said that Christopher Nolan brought him Inception and he didn't
get the plot of it, so he turned it down,
just like he did the Matrix years before, saying, now
that I think about it, these movies that go into
(16:30):
those alternate realities, they don't pitch well, sure will blame them.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I have a hard time believing that Nolan sought Will
Smith for that movie. What realistic? What did he play
the Tom Hardy role? Because that's what I was thinking about.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Earlier, even if it was Leo. So that was at
the peak of when will Smith was like was a
heavyweight in the dramatic movies as well though.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
A movie that I like way more than most people.
But he's coming off handcock back.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
No, but that's also around the time that he was
Oscar baiting a ton of those movies.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I don't know. I just don't because Nolan's also a
guy that if he seeks out a guy, he'll get
him the next time. And we haven't heard shit about
will Smith getting offered any Nolan movie. So I don't
know if I believe Will Smith.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well, I mean, maybe Christopher Nolan blackballed and he's like,
you don't get Inception? Mm hmm, sure about that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, I guess he's either play in the Leo or
the Tom Hardy roll in that movie, and I don't
think he would pull either off as well as the
other two guys did.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So you can add this to the list of the
matrix Janego unchained and Inception.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Now, I mean those two I believe, for they're completely
different circumstances. I don't know why he's throwing Inception in
the ring. Now.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Have you heard his new song?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, of course not.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It is terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What was the last good Will Smith song Switch.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Switch Turn It On Now, which is funny because at
the time his new movie was called Hitch, but it
had nothing to do with the movie. It's as if
he wrote the song for Hitch and he called the
song Hitch and they're like our el set. Well, He's
like fuck it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Switch Hitch has a bit of a cult classic following
amongst s ron komms, Goo. I think it's fine as
a romcom guy, I don't love it.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
The new song is called like I Like Pretty Girls.
I like pretty girls. I really like pretty girls. They
day girls News Dump. Have you at least seen this
honky horse that is in Zutopia two.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
He's definitely gonna be a villain, right, Either that or.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He's gonna run through the entire Zutopia town.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He's just gonna be fucking with his big horse dong.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
This is taking a page out of Shrek when Shrek
added all of those really sexy ogres. Zutopia said there
is a crowd of people that like sexy animals, and
we are gonna cater to them.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I guess so, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Guys, go give it a Google. Just type in sexy
horse here's dump. When asked if he would work with
Tom Cruise again, Brad Pitt said that under one can addition, well,
I'm gonna hang my ass, Well, I'm not gonna hang
my ass off airplanes and shit like that. So when
he does something again that's on the ground.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yes, this doesn't have anything to do with the statement
I'm about to make, but I think I think I
would say that Bred Pritt is the coolest actor of
all time, and in part because he says shit like this.
He's willing to say shit like this, like Tom Cruise
clearly kluel on a cyclepath and pushes things, and Brett
Pitt's like, I'm not fucking jumping out of an airplane, dude. No.
All set.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Also, after we got the the rebring Back Together that's
called That's what I was trying to say, we got
Wolf's Last Year, a movie that I don't think either
of us saw that was the return of Pitt and
George Clooney. I don't know if we need all these
actors to team back up.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, oh you're talking about a return of that team up.
You were saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know. But
like Clooney also is like so up and down. George
Coloney movies are either the best movie of the year,
are fucking terrible, and nothing in between.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
A trailer for The Naked Gun and at first, after
seeing the teaser, I thought, like a month ago, yes,
this might be okay. I then saw the trailer and said,
this is not going to be good.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Teaser I saw. I thought to myself, Wow, Goo might
have got a gem in the movie draft. This might
be okay. I have not seen this trailer and based
on your facial reaction, it can't be good.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
So they stole a joke from Austin Powers. Which joke
do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Machine gun Jubblers?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I wish it is the visual gag of when someone
is spying on Austin Powers and they think that this
crazy shit is happening because they can't see into the room,
like if they're looking at him through a tag seeing
the shadows, and you're like, oh, how is he shitting
out these eggs? Because they're just dropping shit behind him
right right, And this trailer it shows that. Uh So
(20:58):
it's Pamela Anderson and she's cleaning out a stove and
Liam Neesen's is in front of her. What do you
think the guy that's spying on them thinks they're doing.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
If she's benned, so he's getting blowy.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know you're stove clean and outside.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I know my sex shadows.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Mac watches all shadow shadow.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's what I'm into. Man, That's just my thing.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's all hand puppets. It's people with flashlights. Speaking of
shadow porn, Robert Eggers is reportedly developing an adaptation for
a Christmas Carol, and this would have Willem Dafoe as
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I like that casting. I don't like Robert Edgars doing this.
And speaking of Robert Eggerson's shadow porn, No Spratu kind
of was shadow porn. I think Robert Eggers is going
to start needing a no guy. He's trending down that path.
He's not. He shouldn't be allowed to do whatever he wants.
He makes some compelling stuff most of the time. No
Saratu sucked. I don't think we need him make it
(22:03):
a Christmas Carol because you know it'll be real talk.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'm sorry for stepping on you, but you made a
pause right there.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, that was whatever it was gonna be a.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Good It wasn't worth it Forefather's Day. We got to
tease for King of the Hill, about thirty seconds of
a bit of dialogue going back and forth some Hank
Hill zingers and this teaser. After being very jazzed about
the show two ish weeks ago, the speed of the
jokes in this teaser kind of concerning.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, I wasn't looking forward to this, so I'm not.
I'm neither concerned. I have no thoughts on the King
of the Hill, Reyboo. I don't think we need it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
The King of the Hill show did a great job
at its pacing and the pacing of conversation where it
felt real. It felt like two actual people speaking. This
teaser felt like you talk, I talk.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, that's not how real conversations go. Now has this
been greenlit for more than one season? Like? What do
you know?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
No idea dealer here, no idea well here for a
stake news dope And finally available on the PS five
and Nintendo Switch right now, Backyard Baseball ninety seven to
four ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I think I'm gonna get it for my switch. It'll
give me the excuse to use and switch again. It's
like a perfect little switch game. I don't. I don't
need to be wasting my PS five on it.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I think it's the perfect intro game, like the intro
sports game for my son as well.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
You're right, one hundred percent right, and he'll be able
to learn about the legend that is Pablo Sanchez. And uh,
it is a fun game to play, dude, It's a
really fun game to play. I I would say it
might even be more fun than backyard football because backyard
football was a little more straight line. There wasn't as
many things you could do. Backyard baseball has a little
more fun.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
By the way. In the uh, in the fictional baseball
fantasy draft, I did with Friar my first two picks,
so he picked first, I picked second and third. It
was Pablo Sanchez and Benny the Jet Rodriguez.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Pretty good? Is that why you text me about Babo Sanchez?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I wanted to make sure about all of his positions?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay, who did he take? No? Who did Friar take?
Number one?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
The natural? Okay's the bist of all time. You could
fucking have him. I don't want him. I'm getting two
superstar utility players that I can put anywhere in the field.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I probably would have taken. Uh, let's that's the Brenda
frasiing guy over over Benny the jet the scout.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I got him in like the fourth round.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, who did Friar take third and fourth?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't know, I forget. It's a very memorable episode.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh you did a six pack up Friday?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh you know what? I did not take a week off. No, no, no, no,
listen to what I did. So, first off, apologies thirty
minutes in this episode, Apologies for once again not having
our new idea, our new bit, our new show that
we're going to present to you on Friday.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Life happens, and it is tired boys.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's building suspense. You guys are all going to be
so disappointed when you hear what we come up with.
But what I did because you weren't available and I
didn't want to do anything. I was debating writing a
new six pack, and I said, wait a second, I
have an elephant's graveyard of over one hundred and six
packs and the summer just started. Let me pick out
(25:13):
your classic, yes, a classic four pack of six packs,
and I knew two of them that I definitely wanted
to use going in. It was your drinks for the summer,
and it was freeze pop flavors, very simple, and I'm like,
four pack, though I need two more.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Hey, why are they calling those things otter pops? Now?
What's that about? They're called flavor ices back in the day.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Since the material lists was coming out last week, I
also tossed in your six best rom Coms. Okay, And
then finally, because the title pulled me in, I said,
I made this. I kind of have to use it.
Six best fictional Whales.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Uh, you had the carvel Whale in there, right the
fucking you better believe it. I remember that. What else
you must have had free Willy in there?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I had mister Krabs' daughter Pearl Number one was a
joke and it fucking lands. So I don't want to
reveal anything. Guys, go listen to that. So go and
check out that. But I was going through them and
I'm like, wait, did I I actually did Phonsie's six
Best Moments.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, I'm so glad that that's over with great theme song.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Thought it's a great theme song. I would say, such
creative writing because that was all scripted out. It was
all beautifully written.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Are the people now clamoring for a macv goo after
you brought that back.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Oh, I'm gonna drop a one episode. It's gonna be
thirteen hours long, and it's gonna be all the macv Goose.
Those aren't in the graveyard though, So I would say our.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hit rate on the Macvie Goose were about, I don't know,
twelve percent. But our good ones were great. Yeah, our
bad ones were horrible.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's our liquor podcasts, all right, So that'll do it
for this. Check us out at the end of the week.
It's gonna be great. We're gonna have so much fun.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We're not gonna promise that though.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Guys, it might be bad, it might not be Yeah,
news don't
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