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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a brand new day in the MCU. Oh wow,
the spider verse still exists. Think Our Lord and Savior,
ketchup Entertainment, Meet the Beatles, Beat the Meatles, that ship bag,
Billy Mitchell's back in the news, all of that and
so much more. But first news, dump.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Mac.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You look really nice today.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thanks as to you.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Can you think back to the best April Fools joke
that you can think of?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh? Boy, best April Fools joke? I don't know if
there's one anyone that sticks out for me.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You don't like the one when Opie and Anthony said
Menino died.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I guess yeah, but we were too young for that one.
You know. We were really listening to AM Radio.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Classic though it was FM Radio is BCS.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, you know you're right, I met in the Morning Radio.
I don't. Yeah, there's nothing that really sticks out to
me that's like a classic.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well do you want to know why? Because they all stink. Yeah,
they're all stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
As a man who likes fooling people all three hundred
and sixty five days of the year, I don't care
for April Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
There's only one person that I respect. That is the
prankster of all pranksters, and it is prank Sinatra. But
we got canceled April Fools. There we go. That's a
good one too. Should I put that on social media?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Nat, you wait a second and then you say not not.
Your suit is not black. There's dope. We were on
the hashtag Dork program talking Top fifty SNL cast members
of all Time, and I will speak for Mac and
myself right now and say, sorry, Davy, we didn't mean
(01:45):
to pile on you.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Davy really screwed the poochs yet again, he will be
the main reason for some turmoil amongst those rankings. I
don't know. Hey, listen, I am as a man who
has unique opinions. Now and then Davy could feel how
he wants to feel. He's allowed to feel that way. However,
I feel that Davy in this instance may be wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Look, and I'm a big Bobby moynihan fan, but when
you say that he was better on SNL than Eddie Murphy,
I don't think Bobby moynihan would agree with you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah. By the way, we did SNL Top fifty, So
go listen to the it's a two Parter episode and
where Davy ranked Eddie Murphy is very interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And I jokingly said, I would have preferred that you
just forgot him and that was the reason why he's
up that high. And I really mean that. Actually, April Fools,
it was real. This is a full episode of April
Fools jokes.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, really fucking with people.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
News dope, our March Macnus trucks on and I really
like our bracket. It's doing really well. Not April Fools.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What are we into the Elite eight these days?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Elite eight the voting by the time that this podcast
is out, Elite eight voting might be done. We'll be
doing final voting on Thursday Friday. Our finals is on Monday,
Goosday next week. I will say though that I am
excited with hashtag team Fred. Fred the Baker still alive
in the Joe Camel region, and I guess we're all
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pulling for Fred.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
At last I looked I thought he was losing, though he.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Probably is because that fucking stupid dough boy.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, he was at facing the dough boy. He's facing
the Door fifteen matchup. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I like
that's quintessential, Like Bred literally made donuts on a dome.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He takes door and he puts it in the oven.
The finishing move is there, figuring out people. It's time
to make the donuts, is what he'd say. But also
our entire bracket is malarkey.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So I'm still doing all right.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's dump Mac out of Idaho. I heard this story
on the Greg Hill program that Idaho governor he assigned
a bill criminalizing or she criminalizing expose breasts. That's a
part of it. We don't care about that right now.
And truck nuts into law, saying displaying toys or other
products resembling Genitalia would also be a misdemeanor under the bill.
(04:13):
Senate Democrat Leader Melissa winthrow Out of Boise said that
clause applies to replicas of scrotums hanging from people's trailer hitches,
saying they call them truck nuts, they're gross, they're offensive,
and kids on the road see them. So why wouldn't
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the police get a call that offends me? Pull it
off the truck Because now it is a bill. Let
me ask you this, lady, what do you want me
to do next? Not paint my van with a wizard
on it? Do you want me to go ahead and
take the garfield off the back of my car? Do
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you want men to take my honk? If you're a
horny bumper sticker off my mind car, don't tread on me.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
The quality of life in Idaho must be the highest
in the entire world. If we're worrying about fucking truck nuts,
are you fucking kidding me? And for for this person
to say they're offensive in kids on the road seeing
them could fuck with them, bro. Kids have ball sacks too.
They're looking at their ball sacks every fucking day. What
(05:23):
the fuck are you talking about? This is insane. This
is insane that people that got elected to office, get
paid to be in office, are worried about fucking rubber
ball sacks hanging from toe hitches. This is good. This
is nutty. This is nutty.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Is a nice metal sack on the back of your car?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Fucking insane, patently insane.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Plus they're really funny.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They are. Ball sacks are funny because I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Remember the last time I saw a good set of
truck nuts on the road. Because I'd give it a
good laugh.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's all in good fun.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Are they gonna look at one of those? Calvin Hobbes,
bumper stickers of them pissing on stuff, and like, hey,
come on now, I.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Just don't I don't get it. Where does where does
freedom of speech end? And where does it begin? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I felt like Idaho would be welcoming of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't know anything about Idahopa sized potatoes. It's all
I got about Idaho.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's dope. Over the box office this past weekend, working Man,
the Jason Steifem movie fifteen and a half million dollars.
Snow White felt a number two, fourteen point three down
from the forty five I think in its first week,
which was also a bit of a disaster. Sixty six
domestics so far seventy five total. Woman in the Water
came in at four with nine point four million, and
(06:38):
Death of a Unicorn five point eight million.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, we both have seen Death of a Unicorn. We'll
talk about it later in the week. That's currently on
roddy Te's fifty four percent critics seventy eight percent audience.
I'm much close to the audience on that one. A
little tease from my perspective is it tries to be
something like Gremlins meets Jurassic Park. It doesn't quite succeed that.
That's also not as funny as it needed to be,
(07:02):
but it was like entertaining enough, at least for me.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I found it to be boring by the end. But
I will say that Will Poulter was very funny in it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I mean, because the cast is loaded with comedic talent
and it's just not as funny as it needed to be.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
They will all be dethroned this upcoming weekend by a
Minecraft movie that is hitting theaters this weekend. I saw
it over the weekend. I'll give you a review at
the end of the week. It is stupid, but stupid
ain't bad.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Sometimes I'm so curious as what the split is going
to be between the audience and the critics on this
one is.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'll also say that I have no background knowledge into
any of what Minecraft is. I tried to play with
my son on Saturday, and it is a real wiener game.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You just like craft stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, you dig, you collect carrots, you hit the pigs
in the heads with the carrots. I think, yeah, sure,
you put the blocks in different places.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
My niece and nephew are big fans of the game,
but I don't think they actually like really play it.
They just like bop around in the open world.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, I had to turn off the so it had
four difficulty levels, and we went to the one where
no one will attack you. But somehow, some way, our
character still died. Still got got, still got got. And
what I like is that because we were using my account,
it said your character has died goo drowned. I don't
(08:23):
like the sound of that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Oh well, that means that feels like you walked intoto
a body of water that you wanted.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I did not walk into the body of water. My
son walked into the body of water. Do you think
that I wouldn't swim my way out?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Depressed it. You can bop your head right back up there.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Are you a good swimmer?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm a great swimmer.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah. Same.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I would argue that I'm a better swimmer than you,
having no knowledge of how good you are. I don't know.
They'll say I am I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'd argue I think I might be grew up with
the pool. I was a classically trained at the YMCA,
and I was the achieved the top swimming group as
a child. I haven't done much swimming since college. But
I could do it one fifty with you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think that I would destroy you, and I'm very
I'm very confident in that.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I don't think you would.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What if it was us versus shark like they did
on the Discovery Channel, We're both did they are both
gonna die. I was asked at work yesterday and someone
was at like they thought confidently, like they could do it,
because you know, not to get too sportsy. But Raphael
Devers has opened the season with nineteen at bats, zero hits,
fifteen strikeouts. And they said to me, if you were
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given nineteen major league at bats, would you get a hit?
And I said, confidently no. I would also go over nineteen.
I'm a thirty six year old man who has not
played competitive baseball since high school. Even if the pitcher
went out there and pulled a Kurt Shilling to a
rod and said, I'm only throwing you fastballs, I'm still
(09:49):
not gonna hit it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I think he gave me one hundred at bats. I
could get one, but not nineteen.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It wasn't even just like nineteen pitches. They're saying, nineteen
at bats, I'm getting zero. If you put me in
a professional setting against any of the four majors or soccer.
You can any professional sport and you say it's you
against them. They're the professional. You have to do this
one task. For the most part, I don't care what
the task is. I'm not pulling it off.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You could make a save against an NHL player.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I was thinking about that earlier. If they take a
hundred shots, I'm not sure if I save any of them.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
No, he'd make some saves.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
This brings back to the to the Scallenge a couple
of years ago where Brian Scalabrini played you know, Division
A college guys and still beat them eleven nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, it's stuffer though, Like, so are we just saving
a shot from the slot or are they coming in
a breakaway?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They can shoot from wherever they want. I would assume
that after a couple of breakaways, you're gonna get tired
of that and you're gonna start shooting from the hash marks.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, that'll be interesting. That'll be an interesting one. That
would be our best bet. I think to look not
as bad as we could look.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You don't think that you could gain one yard in
the NFL against the linebacker. I think I would die.
That would be like not another teen movie and the
wide receiver catches the ball and then gets split in
half when that nerd catches the ball.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Listen. I was an okay football player at my heyday,
but I was telling this story the other day. I
think it was Sea team football. I was not only
the heaviest kid on the team one hundred and one
pounds that was the weight limit. I was also the
fastest kid of the team. But I was playing running
back and linebacker. We were playing Bill Ricca and Bill
Ricca had this big son of a gun at running back.
They ran a tossplay to their left. I was playing
(11:26):
right outside linebacker and I had this kid dead to rights.
Next thing you know, I was staring up at the
sky and my mouff piece was about ten yards away.
So that was the first of many concussions.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I'm sure, Ah, this has nothing to do with that.
But I got a text yesterday. It was from my
brother to me and my sister, and it was did
you know the chef from not Another teen movie who
jerks off in the kid's French toast is the voice
of Sailing the Cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Nick MacKaye Nick MacKaye, and I'm like, yeah, I fucking
knew that. Yeah, of course, come on, come on, don't
bring up random voice actors to me. My sister's like, no,
I didn't know that, guys, come on, don't embarrass me.
Come on, come on, Yeah, we know it's Nick Mackai.
He's norbit on Beavers or Daggett, one of the two Beavers.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, that I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You didn't know that bea versus A great show?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, I hate that show. Beavers stunk.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What are we talking about? Niz dump sennam can big
news out of there. We have the title and release
date for our next Spider Man movie. It is spider
Man Brand New Day. I'm curious if they're going to
keep the word day as the theme for their next trilogy?
Is that what they're doing? They did Home last time,
(12:35):
they're gonna do Day this time?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Do you think we're getting six Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Movies another trilogy? I would assume.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, okay, I'll be impressive.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Coming out on seven at thirty one, twenty twenty six.
This is part of seven MCU projects being released in
twenty twenty six. And before you roll your eyes don't worry.
It's not all movies. We have the doomsday movie Avengers,
so that'll be a big ten poll. Daredevil season two,
so television show Punisher one off special on Disney Plus Vision.
(13:07):
That is a series. I wouldn't mind if that was
a one off on Disney Plus as well, but I
would guess they have to make money on that one
because all we're.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Gonna get into Billy and Tommy and that, and they're
gonna really round out those characters.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
X Men ninety seven get me that. And then finally
your Neighborhood spider Man. So that's a pretty good slate
movies of a mixed bag. Yeah, it's it's two big movies.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It'll be interesting to see where Spider Man falls in
the actual timeline, whether it would be after Doomsday of
pre doomsday, because Doomsday obviously is gonna be very important.
And they also haven't announced Tom Holland for a Doomsday yet,
so I'm very curious as to how that's gonna play out.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And then didn't the voice from your friendly neighborhood spider Man,
the fellow who keeps getting nominated for oscars, didn't he
say that he wants to play Norman Osborne.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh, I forget who who played him?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
H Yes, he did say sing Sing. What's his name
sing Sing? Is Domingo? Yes, but I mean I wouldn't
mind that. He's an amazing actor.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
He is quite good.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And also, if you're the MCU, if actors are still
jumping at, you know, like really good actors are jumping
at playing roles, you should go ahead and take that.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
News dump Nathan Fillion up missed one first look at
Beyond the Spider Verse. This is coming out on June fourth,
twenty twenty seven. We got our first footage from Beyond
the Spider Verse revealing Miles in Gwen reuniting and then
Miles fighting the Prowler before going on an adventure with him.
(14:41):
And my guess is that would be the Prowler, that
is him that he sees in that alternate universe.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I'm assuming that's the case too. I gotta be honesty.
This fucking pisses me off. We were supposed to get
this last year twenty twenty four. Three year. A three
year delay is fucking ridiculous. It's like, it honestly pishes
me off. And what from the movie's supposed to come
out six months or eight months after the second movie
to a three year delay.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And that's wasn't it between the first and second one
of five year difference though, Yeah, but there.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Was a whole you know, COVID mixed in and whatnot.
This was supposed to come out twenty twenty four directly,
or maybe twenty what year to the other one come
out twenty.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Twenty two or twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I think this was supposed to come out for twenty
twenty three. I'm pretty sure. So a four year delay
is a preposterous.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It doesn't help those of us who might not be
alive in two years.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
But if you're of.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
The younger generation, you might be like, you know, when
you watch it later on, you get all of your
movies at once, and it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
This is insane, ludicrous. Chris Bridges.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
News Dope. Like I was saying, Nathan Fillion will return
as Guy Gardner in the Lanterns series coming up on Max.
I had an older coworker the other day who was
asking me about when the lantern stuff was starting, and
he was telling He's like, it's actually a really interesting story.
So I'm looking forward to this I don't really have
any knowledge of it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I am really looking forward to it as well, and
I think it's gonna be actually rather important to guns
DCU news.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Nope, huge news for those who believe in Goos Coyote
Verse ACME. Ketchup Entertainment has confirmed their completed deal for
worldwide rights to the live action slash animated hybrid film
that brings Lunitunes character while E Coyote to the big screen.
They will have so. They have paid fifty million dollars
(16:32):
in that range for the rights to Coyote Verse ACME,
and the film is expected to be released theatrically in
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I gotta say that seems a little U. It seems
a little too optimistic to think that we're gonna get
a theatrical release.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
No, you have to no, No, if you pay fifty
million dollars for a.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Movie, much about that much for a movie.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
For a company called Ketchup Entertainment, This is not only
all of their money, but it's them borrowing against what
they already have.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
This selling to Netflix for seventy million.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
If this fails, we're moving on to Maynai's Entertainment.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I mean, it's not gonna make fifty million at the theaters.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I'm declaring bankruptcy.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I declare bankruptcy. It's not gonna make fifty million to
the theater. So I think there might rethink this and
sell this to a streaming platform.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I think it is gonna make over fifty million. I
think that this does have Now. The last Looney Tunes
movie that came out a couple of weeks ago did
not have any buzz, and Warner Brothers did not do
any marketing for it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Dollars what it made like two million dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, I just said it didn't make any money. I
just said that when I watch this, I want to
make fifty Yeah for this one, because it does have
a little bit of star power. John Cena is in
this movie. Will Forte is in this movie, while e
Coyote is in this movie.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So I'm curious, though, they're probably gonna re edit the movie,
you know, and see what they actually got. Because I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
If I'm ketchup entertainment. I say, I don't think I
have the ability to make this any better. I'm gonna
put it out as is. However, Will Forte wants to
put it out.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, I guess that's fair. I just want to see the.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Will Forte is gonna market the shit out of this.
He loves this movie.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I don't know how much will how much power Will
Forte has as much we love mcgoeber, it's not like
people have ran to see mcgrueber Grelber.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's dope. We finally have our cast for the Beatles
four independent biopics. Harris Dickinson as John Lennon, Paul Meskal
as Paul McCartney, who Sam first name so he won't
get confused on set, Barry Kelgan as Ringo star, Joseph
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Quinn as George Harrison. All four movies. That's right, four
separate movies will hit theaters in the same month.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
This is gonna be kind of awesome. This is gonna
be kind of awesome. First time anyone's ever done anything
like this. I believe it's Sam Mendez directing these. I'm
really looking forward to this. I'm a massive Beatles fan.
I think this is a really cool concept. I don't
know how much we need for individual movies, as you know,
as opposed to one really good one, but maybe because
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it's four, it'll be better. I don't really know. I
don't know how it's gonna play out. But I like
the cast, I like the director. I have faith.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Let me ask you this because you're the Beatles fan there.
I like the Beatles, but whenever they're presented to us
in either film or television, it's just a huge it's
it's too much for me. But if in these four movies,
if you get one great one, two middling ones, and
one bad one, would you be satisfied?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
See? I don't think it's gonna happen like that. I
think they're all gonna be good or they're all gonna
be bad. I think they're all coming from the same place,
and they're gonna be intertwined too. I think it's all
or nothing. I think it's either gonna be fantastic or
people are gonna hate it.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Do you think that Timothy Schalomes, Bob Dylan pops up
in any of these, or Austin Butler's Elvis, or anyone
playing Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I imagine that the there's gonna be a pretty similar
formula for all four movies. First act in all four
will be like you know, how they individually came up.
Second act will be them forming the band and rise
to fame. Third act will be the fallout. You know that.
That sort of makes sense.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I think all four films end with them meeting up
for the first time, and then you get a Beatles movie,
you get an Avengers style Beatles movie after.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, there's no way, there's no way this project is
coming out in the three.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
They can milk this, they will milk it for as
long as they can. There is no better known musical
property than the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I mean, you're right, but I just don't think that's
the plan.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
And then also, if they do intertwine other biopicks, it's
gonna get people to watch the old ones again too.
Sure it was down up. Jason Momoa has confirmed that
he is returning for Dune three, saying if he didn't
read the books, it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah. I don't know how he's coming back, but they
can do all sorts of shit in Dune, so I'm
sure he is.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
He goes out there and the first thing he says is, hey,
take those truck nuts off the spaceship. Because his name
is Dunkan Idaho, I think.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Whoo. I think he would be pro truck nuts. He's
part of that group.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh, Momoa is absolutely pro truck nuts. I wouldn't mind
doing a full podcast of just running down a list
of fifty to one hundred uh famous people now famous
book pro or anti truck nuts. I think we get
to around sixty five percent pro truck nuts.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah. I'd say sixty five to seventy five percent pro
pro hanging brain.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, and Momoa is absolutely one of them. While watching
the Minecraft movie, as soon as Momoa popped up on
the screen with his mullet, his uh ripper sunglasses, his
pink leather jacket, my son leaned over to me and
very quietly said, that guy's cool, fucking a righty is
you should see him in Game of Thrones. News Up,
(22:15):
Eric Kripke says the first trailer and release dates announcement
for gen V season two is coming soon.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah. In his mind, this season is better than season
one is and it is gonna be worth the wait.
Of course, we lost one of the main actors from
gen V season one, so they've had to sort of
recraft the plot of that show. And I'm also we
got we got a couple of the gen V actors
in the season four finale of the Boys of the Boys.
(22:47):
I'm sure they're gonna play a bigger part in the
last season of the show. I'm just a little bummed
did in crossover more because of that. That season setted
up to be a perfect crossover, but gen V was
I don't know about a pleasant surprise because we were
hoping it would be really good, but it was. It
was much better than I anticipated, so I'm really looking
forward to season two.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm also curious if they try and bring back or
do something with Schwarzenegger's son because he's a star on
the rise and they only had him in what two episodes? Yeah, granted,
hit me out he's dead, but also comics.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
News Dope Billy Mitchell, Max's favorite person out there, has
won his defamation lawsuit. The former King of Kong champion
won two and twenty thousand dollars in a defamation case
against YouTuber Carl jobst Jobs allegedly said that Mitchell had
cheated and had contributed to the death of another YouTuber.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
So the court ruled that Mitchell didn't cheat and didn't
make the other guy die.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't know about the chet, but I think it
was like he had nothing to do with the death.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I don't know about that. Billy Mitchell's real piece.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Say too much. We don't want to lose our millions.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I Billy Mitchell. Billy Mitchell has one of the most
punsable faces in the history of planet Earth. So I
don't know. I don't don't. Don't get me wrong, can
Kong credible documentary, But I don't know how anyone comes
away from that liking Billy Mitchell.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
News Dump Big News YouTube is now demonetizing fake AI
movie trailer channels. This is via Deadline, and I say,
thank god, demonetize everything AI on that channel. It is
becoming a cesspool of and yes it it always has
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been garbage, but it was at least people creating garbage.
Right now, it is just day after day of this turnstile,
conveyor belt shit. It sucks, and it's all that same
AI voice and all of these videos with all the
exact same shit, over and over and over again. This
is the first step. Get rid of all. Don't so
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not just this, get rid of all fake movie trailers.
I hate them and I hate being sent them. I
hate being asked, hey, did you see the trailer for
Titanic two? It's not a real movie.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I didn't know this was such a plight in your life.
I don't come across to me trailers in my everyday life. Hey,
I agree though, but I'm also curious, like they got
to be using AI to detect AI, right, It's kind
of unfair.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
So Catch twenty two, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Really care for that, but I do agree with the
overall point that the fake movie trailers, those people should
be sent to the gulag.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
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News Dope One of Them Days is now on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
That is the Zak Palmer one of the better movies
on the year so far. I have still yet to
catch it. I will watch it this week.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Maybe we'll watch this before our What have you been watching?
I want to see this, and I still I want
to see Companion. That's the one that I really want
to see is that the jack Quade. We don't want
to say too much about what the plot is because
I think that is a big selling point. It's ninety
four percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, people like it.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah like it. News Dumb teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the
nineteen ninety movie turned thirty over the weekend. I believe
they're doing a movie theater re release over the summer.
I don't care if my son wants to come with me.
I'm going. And I like, really thinking about it. How
did they aesthetically and tonally nail it with their first
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movie and then just venture so far away from what
people liked about that in all the other ones. And
I enjoyed the movie from last summer, but if they
had made more like they did in nineteen ninety, it
would have been remembered as a classic trilogy slash. Maybe
they keep making these live action Turtles.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, it's curious because you know, you like that original
movie much more than I do. But it's obviously like
a childhood classic of both of ours. I don't know
how it got away from him so quickly. Maybe because
they rushed it into production.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Rushing and then also trying to make it more child friendly.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah, I guess so, because the first one is a
little spooky, little darker, darker, because the Burton Batman movies
come out the same timeframe, so you could have stuck
to that, you know. Well.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
To be fair, though, Burton put out Batman Returns and
it was so grotesque that they then had to make
Batman Forever and Batman and Robin, So it kind of
went down the same path as to what these movies were.
You know what I was listening to at the gym today,
not the soundtrack, but the score to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh yeah, got you pumped up.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I was getting fucking jacked. And every time that a
new piece of music started, I knew the exact scene
and I was taken to it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I've seen you've been running the stairs again.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I'm back on the stairs. I'm back on the stairs at.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Harvard Marble sounds hard, I'll tell.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
You right now, at the age of thirty six, I
feel like, and I'm not trying to brag, I am
in not the best shape, but the strongest that I
have been in over a decade.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That's good for you.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You think stronger than prime softball days?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, so, I think like about a decade ago, I
was at my peak, both physically strength everything. Right now,
I'm slowly getting back to it, but I and I
don't want to put this doubt in my mind. But
I don't know how close I can get to it
at my current age compared to my prior age.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You know what I want to never do again?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Play softball?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I think I might, but I don't know if I
could get into it the way I used to, because
I used to get really into it.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I played in a tournament last fall, and my shoulder
hurt for three months after the tournament, So I think
I just got to stop stop throwing stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I did put a basketball hoop in my front yard,
and I just I go outside and I shoot hoops.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm so curious. I don't really neither of us are
basketball players. I'm very curious as to what your jumper
looks like.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I don't leave the ground really.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
If you're like inside fifteen feet, you don't really need to.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I got out the tape measure. I marked off where
the foul line is. I marked off where the three
point line is. I don't take many shots from inside
the three point line. The money is on the outside.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
We just play a lot of taps back in my day.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I wouldn't mind playing some taps soon because I was
kind of tapping myself a little bit. But you need
at least three people for taps really.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I agree Also with the Ninja Turtles. I've seen so
many behind the scenes things recently, and it's between the
first one and Secret of the Ooze of how much
it took to bring the turtles to life, because you
pretty much have three different people working them between the puppeteer,
so the person that's inside the costume that's doing the
martial arts and doing the movements of a puppeteer that's
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working the robot heads, and then you have a voiceover
person that's you know, doing the stuff after and to
do all of that takes like months of prep just
to get one scene done.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Credit to them, bring it back. Give me when you
bring me my last ronin movie, give me a giant
fucking puppet.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, do you think we're ever gonna get that?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I wouldn't be surprised if it's if it looks close
to a puppet, but it's it has like the cgi
at like added on to it.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
After Okay, I want a live action last Ronin though.
That would be sweet.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I mean, they should just get the puppet outfits that
they have in a layaway that are you know that
looks like they're.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Mummified a layaway a caldor mm hmm oh, I would
love that, hope.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Bradley's News done. Also turning thirty today on April Fools
is Tommy Boy thirty years old.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
The superior of the Farley Spade films.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I liked Black Sheep, but I understand that Tommy Boy
is a much much better movie.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yep, totally agree.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Check that one out if you haven't.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, that's a good tie into our dork episode SNL
Top fifty news Dope.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Do you have an update on the movie draft?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
No, okay, I haven't. I haven't looked at it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
We'll have it this next week. But moving forward on
the year, our first dump of the month, we will
have the updates.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, we'll have the update for a March Movie of
the Month and a score update next week.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
All right, so check us out. At the end of
the week. We'll have a bunch of movies, including Death
of a Unicorn Minecraft maybe one of them days May
so we'll have a nice.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Little show going on Yeah, lit schmargersport.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
So grab your trek nuts while you still can. News
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