Spooky Mount Rushmores

With Halloween approaching, the duo shifts into spooky mode, sharing their Mount Rushmore lists of everything from one-sided movie fights to final destination scenarios that haunt their everyday thoughts. From elevator shafts to collapsing parking garages, they reveal the mundane terrors that cross their minds regularly.

The conversation weaves through Halloween playlists, fictional weapons they'd choose for wilderness survival, and even the scariest features of their homes – including Gu's mysterious plastic-curtained basement corner he's never dared to explore.

 

Ready for a Halloween adventure with Mac and Gu? Listen now to hear their hot takes on everything spooky, their passionate parking technique debate, and find out which president believed a teenage ghost haunted the White House!

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
That's right, folks. We came, we saw, we conquered. We
went to Magaita's Mexican Food and watering Hole and took
down the Taco tober Tacohangante challenged two pounds of taco
shell meat, sauces fillins for goo. He also took on

(00:30):
the spicier version, the Devilish twin with the holapaangos and
spicy hot cheeto dust on it. Mac did beat me
in time, but I was also staging a video.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. We both took on the two
pound taco challenge. I got the white boy version. You
got the spicy version. Mine did have geloptos on it
as well, by the way, but you had a spicy
crema and spicy cheeto dust on yours, which added an
element that I didn't want. I finished about six minutes
and twenty one seconds. You were a couple scoops behind me.

(01:04):
So we both absolutely beat the shit out of that challenge,
and we are now the proud owners of two new
T shirts, which you are.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm wearing mine right now. I thought you'd be wearing yours.
We agreed that we'd both be wearing our T shirts
right now, and I feel like you were playing a
prank on me.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Mine's a little snug. I'll say that, like if I
wore it out in public, people might look. If I
wore it at home, it's comfy. It's comfy, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well. Also, shout out to my wife for going and
pointing out to me that it's not pronounced jigante. Yeah.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know if I agree with her, but I
wasn't gonna argue with her in the moment. I know,
I know the j's and Spanish are soft like that.
I don't know if that geez he got thea is
that like the San Francisco Giants. So they the San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh they are the hit gantas. When they put the
little thing at the end, I think, okay man. Also,
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
The point being you and I absolutely demolished it right.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
But you can see my video of me eating it
on WBZ News, radios, TikTok and Instagram. I am also
tagged in that so Instagram you can just find Instago
and watch me slabber down that taco.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You can hear me laugh a couple times.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
A couple times there was more of you laughing that
I had to chop out. Yeah, that makes sense. Mac.
I will ask you this because this is going to
be a big old episode of Mount Rushmorees. And maybe
we've answered something like this in the past, But what
other food competitions do you think that you'd like to
now step your foot into the ring of.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
To me, like pizza is the clear leader of something
I can demolish, eat quickly and enjoy. And that's the
other thing about this gu this taco challenge, it was delicious,
it was tasty.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I ast doing it steal of a deal. It's only
until the end of the month, so keep that in mind.
October thirty first is the cutoff of Taco toberfest at
and Margaritas, where if you eat the two pound taco
Jagante ha Ganta, you get a weekly free taco for
a year. But here's the kicker. The Hagante taco is

(02:57):
only fifteen bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Fifteen bucks fifteen bucks. If you do it, you get
free tacos one a week for a year and the
t shirt. It's well worth it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's well worth it's still in the country. They can
pay us money for this. By the way, we're talking
a lot about it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think pizza is the natural next evolution for for
an eating challenge contest. Other than that, I'm not so
sure what like what else? Like a sweet treat, maybe
like cookies or something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, I can't do anything sugary. Maybe something that's too
too acidic. I don't think i'd be able to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh so you'd have trouble with pizza then.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes, Okay, tomatoes ruisdic. I'm talking more like anything too
lemony to limey. I think back to the old days
when I would try and drink a bud light lime.
After two of those, some bitches, my tummy is killing me.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
What would you what would be your next?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know oysters? Wings? Of course, with wings though you
have the whole thing of like you got to clean
the bones and I do pretty well, but then you
got to eat the cartilage at the end. That's tough. Yeah,
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I couldn't do bone in wings.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
We all know that. But really, slide anything in me
and I'll eat for days. Yeah. I can't be stopped,
and I won't be stopped. We can't be stopped.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
No, because it's bad bullys for life.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't think we can do that anymore. I don't
think we can sing that song anymore. We go wait no,
And before we get to the episode, we'll also say
this is that we might have a bit of a
Halloween special out next week. We partook in something that
we had never done before. Mac outside of the eating challenge,
We've done a lot of new things this week. I've
saw it twice this week.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
A lot of new news for Mac and Goo this week.
Uh A coworker, a boss of Goo's, a friend of
goo'z proposed the idea of Mac and Goo partaking in
a Dungeons and Dragons game, but an abbreviated verson can't
paign version, a short version so that we.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Can do it. It was four hours long.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's just short for just and Dragons. So a version
that we could get done in one night, which we
did took us about four hours, and Goo and I
were ignorant going in. I've said it a couple of
times now. The only thing I knew about Dungeons and
Dragons was that clip of debor Ann Wool and John
Bernhal talking about it. That was my only insight into
the game. So it was a crash course in D

(05:14):
and D and by the end of it, you know,
we kind of we knew how to play the game
pretty much, Goo a little less.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So by the end of the game, I was trying
to get out of there.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, but you had a little trouble with your character
sheet and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You just had no trouble.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
You bad at numbers.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm great at numbers. I had no issues with numbers.
When you talk about numbers, I couldn't see sometimes because
I had an eye patch on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Goo's character a sentient hot dog, but only six inches long,
not a human sized hot dog. And you had a
battle axe.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I had a battle axe. I had a sword, I
had glitter. Really, I had everything, and I was out there.
I was suspicious of every one and everything.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
My character a wizard out for a vengeance, wizard named
gard Guard. I don't know if that sounds familiar to
or anything else.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's not. That's a brand new name.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I came up on my own, and I by the
end of it, like I got it. I could partake
in that maybe like two hours a night once every
other week.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's more than I think because I like two.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Hours for sorry, two hours for one night every other
week I could do.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I said that I would do it once every two months.
If the campaign is one hour long.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
No, So that's the thing. Do the campaigns last years months.
You do one campaign and just play like a couple
hours at a time.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
D and D is like playing golf to me. After
nine holes, I'm ready to leave. And then all my
friends are like, you're gonna do eighteen and I just
want to hide in the bathroom. Yeah, fair enough? One
good three? Yeah, chop three King of Queen Mill Street,

(07:05):
entertain go and I'm Mac and you can find that
D and D Mac and Goose special sometime next week.
There'll be a video. Maybe I'll put the audio up
to watch it if you want. Don't if you don't,
but go break some stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, it's long. It's long. We'll see what it won't be.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
We're gonna chop it out.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, but if you're into D and D, you can
listen and watch as you and I fumble around for
the first hour trying to figure out what our deal is.
And luckily we were there. It was three kind of nubes,
three kind of pros, and they help us along the way.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's for sure. Mac, What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Today today, we're gonna do some spooky rushmores. That's right,
Halloween next week. So we said, what better way to
celebrate Halloween than to give you spooky rushmores.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
We said, we have to record tomorrow and have not
prepped a topic. What can we do that'll get something
out to the people within three hours? And here we are.
This is what we have, our spooky mount Rushmoores. This
is Mount Rushmore's number seven. I believe that we've done sure.
And for the folks at home, met can you explain

(08:12):
what a mount Rushmore is if.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
You've never encountered a Mount rush never have. It is
your top four fruits in a fridge. It is your
four best flowers in a garden. It is four tires
on a car. It is four faces.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Are there four different brands of tires on the car?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Just the four tires, Oh, just the four tires. You
also mentioned having four different kinds of fruits in your fridge.
I'm sorry, mister.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Alone berries alone. You can get to four.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh my god, mister monopoly over here with.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Very BlackBerry, raspberry, strawberry.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Come on, some days I have an apple in there,
some days I have uphair. There a different kind of apple.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
That's one of my favorite clips from Dennis the Menace.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Apple good callback. That's a good way to start this episode.
That's spooky.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
That guy's spooky.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Mac recently in the news hot on the presses here
happened last week, so not that hot. But other teams
are starting to replicate this. The Celtics coaching staff, led
by Joe Mizula, we're not getting sportsy here, We're just
explaining it and then we're gonna get to the movie
ish topic that goes with it. They challenged and beat
the Celtics media in a twelve minute pickup game. I

(09:28):
believe the score was fifty five or fifty seven to four.
I'm gonna ask you this in movie terms. Can you
explain this to the listeners? Can you give me four
one sided movie fights or games that says, oh, that's
what they did to these people.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
First off, yeah, I'm not gonna pretend, you know, I'd
have any chance in a game of former D one
and NBA players.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's a good point. I forgot to mention that they
were all They're all very large individuals who have played
basketball at the highest level.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
However, if three minutes into this, I realize their goal
is to embarrass us. Someone's taking an elbow where they
don't want to take one.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm not. They're gonna remember me when we're walking off
that floor. You're not gonna embarrass me like that.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You've seen me play basketball. I'm terrible. Yes, I'm not
above being a piece of shit. Yeah, you've seen me
in sports. I'm a piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
If you're gonna try to throw alley oops over me
at a fast break, your you're getting hit is gonna
be weird.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
How I haven't been invited back to the Celtics media
game since I wore that sweet pug jersey to goose point.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
He also was not afraid to take a penalty as
a goaltender in hockey, so he would he really would,
piece of shit. Chop chopped it down go the four
most one sided fights in movie history, according to me.
And this is just not too much research, but some
off the top of the head, some help from the internet.
The one that really I really like talking about and

(10:54):
still makes me happy and brings a little tickle to
my gut. Goo here, What upon a time in Hollywood,
Cliff Booth, his dog Brandy and Rick Dalton versus the
Mansion intruders at the conclusion of that movie all time
great scene scratch they were, Yes, it wasn't even close.
Wasn't even close. And the best is, like, you know,

(11:17):
when he realizes he counts the people and Dalton's like
in the other room or whatever. When he throws the
can off the girl's head and then Brandy attacks, it's
just an all snowballs. So fucking well, that seems amazing,
so so good.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
And then I had to get a star a Wars
one in here Go Darth Vader versus the Rebels at
the end of Rogue one. Isn't that fair?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And you oh, he walks through a hallway and murders everybody.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Pretty one sided. If you want to have a little
bit more even of a playing field in the series
finale or when the.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Last even playing field, I want one sided.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
And why this is so impressive? Obi Wan squares off
with mal once again in Rebels in the final season
of Rebels, and he fucking runs right through very one.
I wasn't even close. So choose one of those two,
whatever you'd like. Ku, here's one. I'm curious what your
thoughts are and here I go Home Alone two over
Home Alone one. But Kevin mccawiser versus the Sticky Bandits

(12:11):
over versus the Wet Bandits.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Kevin is more of a veteran. It seems like the
Sticky Bandits have forgotten most of their home invasion trade.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I haven't learned whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Like he murders them roughly thirteen to fourteen times. Yeah, yeah,
but it's at least a two on one.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah. Well, I mean that's true, but I mean Kevin,
the Sticky Bandits didn't stand a chance. And then my
fourth one here, And this is a movie that oddly
no one really talks about, Like this is one of
the greatest movies all the time, and no one really
talks about it. Talking about First Blood John Ramble versus
Sheriff Teesel in the Hope, Washington Police Department absolutely annihilates

(12:49):
these fools in the backwoods, the hills of Washington, the
mountains of Washington. The last hour and a half hour
of that movie is fucking incredible.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, he runs through like tissue paper. Yeah, diesels. He
asked me, Gil, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
What are your top four one sided fights in movies
or games or television?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
All Right, So Cliff Booth. I also have that one
and Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Dark there's
a man with a sword, right, and then Indy Harrison
Ford had diarrhea, so he has pulled out a gun
and shot him.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Real lopsided, Yes, very lopsided. Don't bring a sword to
a gunfight.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
In any Steven Sagal movie. Steven Segal versus anyone was
a part of his contract. He had to beat them,
and beat them easy. And then finally, I think this
represents this perfectly. At the end of Batman Returns, Batman
takes on the penguin, and all the penguin has is

(13:49):
an umbrella that's also a carousel. How did the penguin
expect to beat Batman? Especially that version of the penguin.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, that's it. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Like penguin, especially this version of the penguin is so just.
He's more of a politician than anything. He's not really
a fighter. So he just gets absolutely.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
He gets destroyed, falls in the water. We think he drowns.
He emerges from the water, pulls out an umbrella. I'll
murder you momentarily, but first I need a glass of
ice water and then he dies on his own.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
There was no pushback, none, none, whatsoever, zero resistance.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Zero resistance. Mac this next amount Rushmore? What's a mount? Rushmore?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
One?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Two, three, four? Big Rock mentioned on the Jones and
Keith program they discussed, you know, being final destinationed. I
like that verb, So I said to myself, how about
four of those? Do you have four final destination thoughts
in your head that run through your mind? Maybe not
on like a regular basis, but they do pop in

(14:53):
there every once in a while.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, that's just a hard one to answer, because there's
been seven Final Destination movies, so they've done a lot
of shit. And if you don't know what we are
referencing or what what these this terminology is essentially think
of a ridiculous way you can die in everyday life
in a mundane way. And you're the first one I
thought of. And she survived, so I'll talk about it.
I know a girl who fell down an elevator shaft

(15:16):
at Fenway Park about thirteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
The doors on the.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Floor where the elevator gets called to like gave way,
and she fell down the shaft and landed on top.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Of the elevator. She survived. Did you get money?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
She got to settlement. So I've thought about that ever since.
The elevator doors, because they're just kind of flimsy doors
that are on There we.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Go the PSA of the episode right there, checked the
elevator before stepping in.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, no, don't go anywhere near the elevator doors until
the elevator car is there.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
It's the PSA. I thought it was. Once the door opens,
just checked to make sure.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, no, once the door opens, the elevator is going
to be there.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
The elevator wasn't on the floor, So just don't touch
the elevator door until it opens. There, that's your PSA.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's the PSA. Take that home with you go. I
think about parking garages collapsing more often than I should.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
That's one that I always think about. There's a lot
of weight, it's a lot of I don't really understand
how parking garages come to be. Sometimes the split level
of them gets you get lost in there. I don't
I don't care for parking garages. I try to not
parking them when I can. Another thing that I think
about occasionally in most of these fans you see in

(16:29):
your house aren't made of metal, But if you did
have a metal fan, this would be more frightening. A
fan blade letting loose as it's spinning and just decapitating you.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, you know that could be a thing. Maybe if
Final Destination hasn't done it, they should and then do
another one. I don't frequent it anymore or as much,
I should say now. My car is ten and a
half years old, but I used to frequent the drive
through car washes quite a bit when I first got
my vehicle. There's a lot of shit going on in
a car wash that could be like a saw type

(17:01):
of fucking situation of things go wrong in there.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, I think of for me, thank you for asking.
On the highway, either next to a truck or behind
a truck, I'm always like, what if something pops out
of the back of that truck, goes right through my
face and that's it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
My mom has a great phobia of driving next to
eighteen wheelers.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
So then also driving next to eighteen wheelers, whether they
try and run you off the road or it just tips.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Over, yeah, or if they don't just see you and
you go slide right underneath the thing.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
You ready for this one? Sure? Space Mountain Disney World
scares the Bejesus out of me getting your cap avecitated.
Especially the first time and the only time I have
ever ridden the ride. I was in the first seat
and I was like this the whole time. I'm like,
I hate this. This is the worst. I can't see
what's happening.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, that's a good one. I think it's a common
one though roller coasters.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
And then finally, and this doesn't go for me. It's
me as the most nervous parent in the world. Time
my son goes near anything, I'm like, it's gonna kill him.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Don't do anything for any.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Reason, whether it be a closed window, playing at the playground,
Yeah yeah, uh, walking downstairs.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, it'll make him, It'll make them stronger, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'm a constant fear. I'm like, if he goes one
level higher on these jungle gyms, he's gonna get hurt.
You learn a lesson, you know. Oh if he's still around. Yeah,
all right, Mac. The Halloween season is upon us, and
the holiday is next week, and I'm gonna ask you
when you are setting up your zoom, what four songs

(18:40):
Are you gonna play on the most hallow days, the
most shokiest of days? On Halloween?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I didn't want to do the monster mash sets too obvious.
I think thriller is a good answer, but I've stained.
I started off with one of my favorite songs for
one of my favorite artists, Grave Digger from Dave Matthews Band.
You know, great Digger when you dig my grave, Spooky, spooky,
spooky ghostbuster.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Steam They're gonna flag us.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
All time banger Ray Parker Jr. A more recent one
from a from a work that we know and love dearly. Uh,
the day Robert Palin's murdered me from I Think you
should wanted something spooky Billy has in me or pas
in him? Honestly, the parts that Billy are singing, it's
pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Suck pretty good suck. Uh.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And then one of my all time favorites, and this
was actually came up in bar trivia the other night,
Warren z Von's were Wolves of London.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Where Wolves of London d go, Yeah, what's up on
your zoom there?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
What are you downloading from? While I'm wired to get
on there?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
What songs do I want? Yeah? Yeah, uh, give me
Phantom of the Opera by Iron Maiden. Okay, all right,
and it's seven minutes long. Lots of different journeys in
that song. Sure, Spiders by System of a Down.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't think I know this one.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Spiders are a spooky animal and they're in your hair?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Are these the lyrics?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's either in your hair or in your head? I'm
gonna choose. Serge Tonkian is saying in your hair, yeah,
because I don't want spiders in my hair.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Creepy if I would scare me just having hair.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
You know what's in your head? Mack Zombies Zombies by
the Cranberries.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Great one. I wish I had it on mine. I
regret not having that on my list.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And then finally Bobby Boris Picket and the cript Kickers
Monster Mash. It's the best of all time. Don't ignore it.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Come on the Graveyard Smash.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's a grive smash. You can fill in the final
one here. I also did a little bonus of scores
and themes tubular Bells, the X Files and Halloween.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Whatever the theme is from the Exorcist. Whatever that tubular bells.
I just said that tubular bells.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Sorry, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I didn't recognize it as tubular Bells. So, just to
recap spooky Halloween playlist songs and whatnot, neither of us
put thriller on there.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
It's not spooky enough spooky laughing there? Is it spookier
than spiders? Depends who you're asking. Can you give me
one more theme for our spooky theme songs? Did you
have Jaws? But's okay? Jaws is on there? Cool, there
you go. You know what's crazy, though, is that both
Tubular Bells and X files is on the compilation album

(21:53):
of Pure Moods.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Okay, all right, It's a nice fun fact.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I often think sometimes, like I'll be at my parents'
house and I'll hear my dad listen to the music.
I'm like, is he listen to the Pure Moods right now?
Is that? Enya?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
What color is your mood ring right now?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Mine's green? Okay? If anyone can tell us what green means,
that would really help out. Mac. Let's say this. Let's
say you are dropped off in a real spooky situation.
You're in the woods. You got to survive there for
a month, let's say thirty days. Let's say one of
the thirty day months, not the thirty one day months, sure,
also not the twenty eight day month, yeap or twenty nine.

(22:33):
I'm going to ask you what fictional four weapons, so movie,
television or whatever you want, four weapons would you choose
to bring with you in the woods.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
This was my favorite one to answer a GOO, and
I think I absolutely crushed it. Number one, you're bringing
a lightsaber. It's going to act as you're saw and
a heat source. Two in one you can do. You
can do all sorts of shit with the lightsaber.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's absolutely which lightsaber.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'd probably go green because it's gonna look, it's gonna
blend a little better with the woods. You know, I'm
on endoor, you know I want I want the green
to blend a little bit. But it's you know, heat
stuff up, cut trees down, you know, eventually build a
cottage wherever the fun I'm gonna build. I'll go. This
one popped in my head because you brought this up

(23:18):
when we were discussing D and D. Santa Clausa's bag
essentially a black or a pocket universe, a little an
endless thing. And then it'll supply I just carry this
little knapsack and I can carry anything and everything in
there which will be useful from out in the woods
for thirty days. You know, maybe I'll sleep in it.
I don't know, who knows? Do Star Trek had this
thing called the Replicator, which you could give it any

(23:41):
sort of orders or descriptions and it would just create
it for you. So that's sort of a cheat code here,
but you know, maybe maybe it's allowed. Who knows, because
it's not really a wether, but it could make weapons.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Maybe, So it's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
There you go, uh good. And then finally I'm thinking
about stuff that I could use us to hold my
my logs together. That I've cut out my lightsaber and
I've got Spider Man's webs, or maybe I'll just hang
out in a web hammock. Spider Man webs would be
very easiful multipurpose. Yeah, yeah, I also want a lightsaber.
I'm gonna ask you this one though. Who has the
lightsaber that is double sided? One end is long, one

(24:19):
end is short.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Like a knife. Oh, I don't remember. I would like
that one though, so I could choose. If I can't
get that, I'll use Kylo Renz and I'll just have
like the ends poke out to use those as a
little shiny stabby thing. Give me Captain America's shield. You
can use it as a frisbee or you could use
it to protect yourself. So fun or protection, that sounds nice.

(24:43):
Give me Batman's automatic bat beacon. If you're in the
woods and you're able to control the bats, think of
what there's an endless possibility there. That's not really in
the woods though, But if you have the bat beacon,
then they will be They're not in Gotham, but suddenly
they're in Gotham.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
And they're just gonna eat all the mosquitoes around you.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
They'll eat the mosquitoes around me. Or if a bear
attacks me, I'll be like, not today bear batbegan all right.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I couldn't find one lightsaber you're talking about Ahsoka does
have the shorter second blade?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, have a second blade. It's one lightsaber. You can't
have two lightsaber you picked And then finally, is this
the cheat code? Maybe? But a green lantern power ring.
It can be anything. It could be a boat.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
That's a good one too.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's a good one. Yeah, that's who survives in the woods.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Goo or Mac I mean, I don't know how you're
gonna obtain food unless you're eating the bats.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I could eat the bats.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I got the replicator to make me food.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, but you're eating fake stuff then if it's replicating stuff,
at least I'm eating. I can eat all the animals.
I have a lightsaber to kill them. I can cook
them with whatever. Okay, you can start a fire with
the lightsaber too. The lightsaber is really what we're using.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Lightsaber you gotta have.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, we probably should have said no lightsaber. Well what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
First?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I was like, should they get storm Breaker? Cause it's like,
I'm not able to pick up milnyard, I'm not worthy,
but storm Breaker hammer one end acts on the other.
Who's strong enough for Stormbreaker? Come on, come on, Mac,
let me ask you this here. You actually just recently

(26:18):
moved into a new house. Is there anything in your
house that scares you? What is the scariest thing in
your house? Give me four?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
That's funny you you bring this up and it's on
my list. But that doesn't really scary, but does scare people?
So the building I live in there's four units, two
first floor, two second floor, So the basement has all
twists and turns and stair like scissor stairs. We all
get our own like little compartment in the basement, but
the stairs sort of pass by each other in a

(26:45):
scissor method, so you can't see the other person. But
sometimes when someone's coming down their stage, you could quite
clearly hear it. So but six weeks ago, I came
rumbling bumbling down my stairs to throw some laundry in
my washing machine, and I heard what I thought was
someone down here, and they said hello, and I was like,

(27:06):
I paused, I'm like, there's no possible way someone to
my basement. So then I said hello, It was a female,
by the way, and the girl screamed. He screamed it
was my neighbor in her side of the basement, but
we both thought we were in each other's basements. So
I said, oh, it's it's Jeffrey. I'm on my side

(27:27):
over here. She goes, oh my God, like I literally
scared the shit. She went to go running up the stairs.
So basement stairs, basements go. The toxic combination of cleaning
supplies like bleach and ammonia creates a toxic gas that
could kill you. That's scary don't do that. Don't do that. Pests,
you know, centipedes, spiders, maybe mice, maybe what we got

(27:50):
some of those in your house. Maybe maybe that scares
you and then go the stuff that would get you
as kids, mostly shadows. Shadows can be spooky.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
And asked me, goo, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
What scares you in your old ass house?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right? I live in an old ass house that
not everything from when my grandparents used to live there
has been taken out. So there's this really old lamp
that looks kind of like Peter Pan. And I don't
like it. Okay, I think it's in my basement right now,
and I catch a peak of it every once in
a while, and I don't like it. Ye, my cousin

(28:23):
was supposed to take it. They didn't take it, and
it's just in my house. Still, we'll just throw it out.
I can't. It's Peter Pan. I have staircases in my
house that lead to nowhere. Oh all right. Like my
bedroom closet is a staircase that used to go to
the attic. Now it is just staircase to nowhere.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
So the staircase to your attic was that put in
after the fact, or is that also.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
They moved the entrance of the attic, okay, but they
never removed the old stairs.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
So the stairs are like in the back of the
closet and you can still use it as a closet.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yes, so it's my closet now. Reminds me of the
old agnostic led Zeppelin song I'm buying a stairway to Nowhere.
I've been in a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Of homes over the last fifteen years. I did pest
control for the better part of twelve years, and I've
seen a lot of old, janky New England homes with
a lot of random staircases and random places somenre so
New England, in particularly because it's such an older region
in the country, has a lot of bizarre staircases.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
There is an area in my basement that is like
cornered off and closed off by weird plastic curtains. Okay,
And in the time that I have lived in the house,
I have never looked to see what is inside of
those plastic curtains. Well, you should, might be ghules, it's
too scay for you. It's a bit too scay for me. Yes, yeah, okay,

(29:50):
I don't want to look fair to look. And then finally,
in the crawl spaces of my attic. A lot of
weird stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, where the light doesn't reach downtoor z eves of
the house.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So that's my spooky house, all right? Yeah, hey Mac,
did you know that on the day of October twentieth,
two thousand, twenty five years ago? But Dazzled hit theaters
the Elizabeth Hurley at her Peak and Brendan Frasier classic.
I will ask you this a Mountain Rushmore that's four

(30:22):
not five yet Brendan Frasier movies.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I was hoping you would ask me mount Rushmore of
Elizabeth Hurley Instagram posts. But I'll tell me about those
Brendan Fraser movies.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
But Dazzled has to be on there D when we
were eleven years old. Very influential movie.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
It was always on Comedy Central too.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
And I think it's also the first movie that came
out after The Mummy. The Mummies on there we were.
We lived through the the original Brendan Fraser era and
then Gook a few years later. Brendan Fraser is a
supporting role in an Oscar winning film called Crash Now.
People hated that it won the Oscar. I loved that
movie at the time. Still enjoy it, Still enjoy it.

(31:01):
I understand all the criticisms. Still enjoy that movie. And
then you have a group of nineties movies that Fraser
starred in that we're not very good, but some beloved.
This one I think came out at the tail end
of that or it was early two thousands. Don't don't
quote me on this scube, but plast Blast from the
Past is my favorite Phraser, my number one goofy movie.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
No, that's my number one out of all of his movies.
I enjoy the shit out of this movie. I love
Blast from the Past. Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Walking.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yep, my face so good.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Thank you for asking me.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Mac.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
The Mummy obviously is in here. Shout out the Mummy too,
though The Mummy Too was a nice little sequel. It's
Rachel Lee Cook. That's his co hosts not co host
coach star. Who is it Rachel? Who's Rachel Lee Cook?
She was.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Where she takes her glasses off and she's hot?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh are you sure? Yeah? Not rush more of Rachel's
Real Quick I'mmerchel.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Vice, Rachel Lee Cook, Rachel Green, h Rachel Ray, Rachel Ray.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
There we go. Okay, So back to this Mummy movies.
Rachel Weiss, very thin eyebrows. I don't know how you
can act off that. Have you seen her in the
second one? Paper Finn eyebrows, airheads, Brennan Fraser, Steve Bouschammi,
Adam Sandler, A cavalcade of supporting actors that just bring
the thunder. Chris Farley pops in there. He brings in

(32:26):
a football helmet filled with cottage cheese, but dazzled obviously.
And then Blast from the Past, one of my favorite
movies of all time. I love that. That's kind of
coupled with like, I love that movie and I love Pleasantville. Oh,
Pleasantville is great, both very similar to me. Yep, I'm
picking up.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
What you're putting down there goo On the horrorable mentioned
list of Rachel's mccadams, McAdams probably should have been on there, apparently.
Megan Markle's real first name is Rachel toss her on there.
People like Rachel Brosnahan. Ye, she's a person. I like
her a lot more off the Superman Rachel Dratch Lexington Zone.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I believe we always stand by this is that when
you're looking for a representative from the Massachusetts area. If
you can't get Mac and Goo, don't get Lenny Clark,
give us Za Zoo, Rachel Dratch.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I suppose, oh, Rachel Bilson. There's Rachel Bilson.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
That's a good top ten of Rachel's good, good work.
All right. Shout out to George of The Jungle Monkey
Bone and those three episodes of Scrubs. So what's your
fourth blast from the past? So you didn't have be dazzled?
I did Bedazzled seven movies, The Mummy. I love Brendan Fraser. Mac.

(33:46):
TV shows are known for having, you know, the time
of the year. They'll try and mold their episodes around
the events or the seasons that are happening. And one
of them, or actually they all do this, one of
the seasons or the holidays is Halloween. So I'm gonna
ask you this four best Halloween episodes of television shows.

(34:07):
And there's a good chance that we've already answered this
question nine times.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
So two right off the bat, I knew we're gonna
be on the list. You have the Boy Meets World
Murder Mystery.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
In the high School.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
It's an all time episode, actually spooky, especially when you
were ten years old. Great fucking episode of television, Simpsons,
Treehouse of Horror seven. This is seven a good one
where Bart finds out he has a conjoined twin brother, Hugo,
so Hugo's in the attic. You also get Lisa growing
a colony of small beings. And then this is also

(34:41):
the one where Kay and Codos and Persone, Clinton.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
And Bob Dolt. Such a good one. Great episode, Twirling, Twirling, Twirling.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The Office only had one up until season five or
six because it was just trying to be a good
show and then they fell into the classic tropes. But
the one in the first four seasons is season two,
episode five, just titled Halloween. This is where Michael has
to fire someone. He's got the paper mache head, iconic costume.
You have three h'll punch Jim Dwight's sith Lord and

(35:09):
no one knows what he is, rational consumer Oscar and
then also Jim and Pam post Dwight's resume online. Great episode.
Not nearly the best episode of the Office, but good
Halloween episode. And then Goo. I couldn't pick which one,
but a show that no one talks about enough and
I know that you and I love is.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Brooklyn nine to nine.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh the heist episodes, Yeah, they're Halloween episodes, are higst episodes,
and they're always great, always great episodes.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
So pick whatever one your favorite one is mac for me.
I also only picked one episode of The Simpsons. I
could have just done four episodes of Treehouse of Horror.
I said, no, Goo, the people don't want to hear
that again. But I would say Treehouse of Horror five,
that's in season six. That's the Shinning Time and Punishment
and Nightmare Cafeteria. That's a great one. Also, two, three,

(35:54):
and six are amazing too. It's really I like to now,
as opposed to just the individual sketch in there, you
have to pair them up. You can't just say this
one's the best. No, how do the three as an aggregate?
How do they show up? Community? Season two? I like
the first season of Community where it's them having the
Halloween party, but the season two one where everyone turns

(36:18):
into zombies and you're like, does this episode even count?
But surely gets pregnant in the episode and that counts.
It's good stuff. Also, it's a great Dean Pelton episode
where the music that is playing over the loud speakers
is a mix of his personal notes and abba.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Love that whatever that dude's name is is a bench,
essentially playing the same character and everything. Jim Rash, Jim Rash,
that's his name.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
That's right. Oh, he's in Friends That seventy show Yep.
He plays the Riddler on Harley Quinn.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
He is the sidekick villain in uh what is the
Disney Superhero High School movie? Will Stronghold and uh Mary
Elizabeth Winstead, she's the main villain. Jim Rashes her sidekick.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Sky High Scotty Hi Sky There, Hi IoT there high
School scott hi. Uh. Then we go to It's Always
Sonny and Philadelphia, The brown Out. Great one. Yeah, another
great one off too. Someone gets pregnant. I like pregnancy episodes.
I like when I like to know that people are
getting pregnant. That's what gets me going. And then finally

(37:31):
episode five of WandaVision, Oh okay, sure all right, brings
her kids out trick or treating. She wears that costume.
She wears the costume, wears the costume. Also shout out
to American Horror Story and Stranger Things. That's just spooky TV.
Yeah true. I'm also surprised that you didn't put Kirby

(37:51):
your Enthusiasm on there.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, that's a good one. I just like the three
minute clip talking about trick or Treat bald Assle. Yeah,
maybe it should have been on there.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Parks and Rec. I don't love the Greg Pekitis story
of it, but I like the Halloween parties. Those are
good things. So Ron's always a pirate.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, and it just dresses up as Chuck Lidell and
one of them Mac.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Right now, current affairs, time stamping. The Toronto Blue Jays
are in the World Series and they are playing against
the Los Angeles Dodgers. I believe that's correct. On the
Blue Jays is Vladimir Guerrero Junior. His father was Vladimir
Guerrero Senior. Both of them very good baseball players. Most

(38:37):
likely both of them will be in the Hall of Fame.
We're gonna put this into terms that like our audience
would understand, because that's too sportsy. I'm gonna ask you,
acting wise, give me a parent and child duo that
you would kind of compare them to, who are the
best parent child nepo babies duo? And if they have

(39:01):
two famous parents, choose one please.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
So Janetly and Jamie Lee Curtis was the first I
thought of them. Yeah, she's an original scream queen, iconic actress.
Jamie Lee Curtis became that. And then some even more
successful Uh Stellen Scarsguard good name any of his children.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
You got to pick one. They're all success. You got
to pick one.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Uh not Bill, Bill, Bill's really successful. I'll go alex
played Uh big little Lies. Yes, him, Alexander scart He's the.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Big little lie in the show. He's the titular character. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
People won't have been wanting him to play Batman for
years too.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
The Dad Stellen No, uh good.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
This is one that is really I don't know if
a lot of people have on their list, but I
love them both Eugene and Dan.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I also have and Dan Levy because you also it's
not it's that both of them are great.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yes, fantastic, and Dan has really just given us the
one thing of greatness. But it's an all time.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Television He was the writer on the show.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yes, all time television show. One of the most unique
shows it's ever been made. Eugene obviously, you know you
don't even really.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Know how many legend about him eyebrows he was in
Bringing Down the House.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
And then the fourth combo, this is the one I
had hardest with. You get the Douglases, you got all
sorts of people. I went Martin Sheen and Charlie Sheen
as much as Charlie Sheen has been pretty problematic over
the last fifteen.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Years, that's a good duo.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Pretty fucking great actor prior to that, and Martin Sheen
is great in his own.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Act also equally as famous.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yes, yes, which is a key key part of this.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Thank you for asking me, Mac. I'm gonna go. You
already mentioned two of mine, Janet Lee, Jamie Lee, Curtis
Eugene and Dan Levy, Ben and Jerry Stiller. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I like this obviously famous mother as well. But I'm
gonna land on those two. And then well one might

(41:03):
be like, oh, he's he's the Goat. The Sun's pretty
good too. Denzel and John David Washington ooh interesting, interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
John David has has been in quite a few good
movies over the last decade. Oh, he's great in fucking
Black Clans Man. I don't I didn't love him in
the HBO show What was Ballers?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You liked everyone else in Ballers though.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
He was good in Tennant, he was okay in The Creator. Yeah,
that's that's a good one. That's a good I thought.
I thought, you're gonna go Tom Hanks and Colin Hanks,
and I was gonna punch you in the muffcause I
hate Colin Hanks. Although Colin Hanks is great, nobody too
as a son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Let's say that we're playing Hollywood two K twenty six. Yeah,
Denzel Legacy character a one hundred. Yeah, I wasna say
ninety nine overall, So, like say, John David is somewhere
like high seventies, low eighties.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
You're still on the way up though, on the way up.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
He's got a.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Dev Yeah, got a dev game coming up for.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
You, the dev get coming up on David Washington. Also,
you mentioned shout outs to the Russells.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I said Douglass. I didn't mention the russell Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I'm sorry, the Russells, the Douglases.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
He could probably go Goldie Han and Kate Hudson too.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Or even the son Ollie Hudson. Yeah, there you go.
It's a good family. You got three star children, two
movie star parents.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Well, Kurt is not Kate's father.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
No, I'm aware of that. He's also not Alie's father. Yes,
but Wyatt is the child of both of them. That's correct.
But you can only use one of them, is what
I'm saying. Yeah. Also, so when you look at the Hawks,
do you pair Maya up with Ethan or with Uma?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I would go Ethan Hawk, Uma Thurman. Really it's killed Bill,
but Uma.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I think Uma is a bigger movie star though like Uma.
That's not true and maybe not in this current day.
But if you said Uma ten years ago, you know
who Uma is.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
No, Ethan Hawk was still bigger than if you.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Tell me Hawk, I'm thinking Tony.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
And you know what, Ethan Hawk was pretty sucessful in
the nineties. I mean, they're pretty even playing field. But
I think Ethan Ethan overtook Uma in the twenty tens.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I like the Quaids too.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Oh. You know what movies underrated?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Boyhood and Boyhood's Great is underrated? Sorryrated? Google it right
now and look it's rotten Tomato score.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Listen, it's underrated. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Tell me what the Rotten Tomato score is.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
It's high.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's a fucking one. Hundred.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
You dip shit, it's high. So it's still underrated.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Oh what do you want it to be? What do
you want it to be?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I want more people to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
All right, Mac, this is a great topic. Let's get
poly charged.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I saw this and I was like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Good? On Mount Rushmore? There are four presidents, the four
best obviously, because why would why else would they be
on there? Sure, Washington, Jefferson, one of the Rosevelts, Lincoln.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
There you go, you got three and a half.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I know it's Teddy, he's a fuck rough rider. Mat
Can you give me the four spookiest presidents?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
So you put one on here? So I'll just go
with it. You have Abe Lincoln on here? Can you
explain why Abe is so spooky?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
He looks like a Frankenstein?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Okay, all right, let's got him. Abe's on here. Uh goo,
here's some some research into the topic. William Henry Harrison
was the.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
First president of the same fucking research. I'm glad that
we're on the same page.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
William So, William Henry Harrison the first president to die
in the White House.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
And here's here's where you want to get real polycharged.
Here obviously Trump. Obviously Trump. Oh Mac, And if you're
an intern, President Clinton was probably the spookiest thing you see.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
He's attacking both sides. Now it's getting at both sides, Mac,
Is Donald fraid? All right? So you mentioned I confuse them,
I apologize. William Henry Harrison haunts the attic of the
White House. Okay, is that where he died? In the attic?
I'd be weird, Yeah, I fox you up in the attic.
Harry Truman would joke around about there being ghosts in

(45:04):
the White House, but secretly he believed it. He'd be
like he'd be humorously, I've had encounters with ghosts, but like,
secretly he believed he did have encounters with ghosts. Speaking
of having encounters with ghosts and not wanting people outside
of the White House to know about it. William Taff

(45:25):
believed that a teenage ghost known as the Thing was
haunting the White House in nineteen eleven. The Thing was
an unknown boy about the age of fourteen or fifteen,
and he did not want this information to leave the
White House.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Okay, that seems like there are some other stuff maybe
going on in his head that we're leading to visions
of a fourteen or fifteen year old boy.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
There.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I don't I'll leave it at that. That's spooky.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
And then once again, Abe B Lincoln is at that
face you say, hey Blincoln. At first I was just
gonna do like spooky puns. But then as I started
to dig, I'm like, shit, shit, Mac, let's move on
to our Let's put this one in your sack. Okay,

(46:20):
let's get into mac sack and mack sack could be
anything that could be a boat. But this week it's
a car. Yeah, it's a car. Back. There's a bunch
of different ways that you're able to park a car. Really,
there's only four ways, Ruber. So I'm gonna ask you
to rank the four different ways the Mount Rushmore of ways.

(46:44):
That's four faces for presidents, four spooky presidents on a rock.
I would love to see him Mount Rushmore now with
William Henry Harrison, William Taft, Harry Truman, and Abe Lincoln. Okay,
make it happen. Folks. Back to this question, though, think
the Mount rush More of ways that you can park

(47:04):
a car.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I do think I am very qualified to speak about this.
I consider myself quite the good driver. I've driven sedans
I've driven SUVs, I've driven vans, I've driven some large
apparatus in my day job, and I think easily go.
The worst way you can park is simply pulling into
a spot. It's a simpleton move. It is what I

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think causes the most accident in parking lots and on
streets because when you have to get out of the spot,
you have to back out of the spot and you
can't see ship. Whereas if you back into the spot goo,
you're well aware of your surroundings and no one is
moving as your back.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Do you waste your time and be a chump backing
into a spot as much, and it's easier to get
out spot.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
And anyone, anyone that's ever lived on a main road,
you back into your driveway because it's ten times easier
to get out of the driveway than it is to
back out of it.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Now, as you waste your time, you set up your compass,
and I like that. That's the standard. That's the standard.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
The best version of backing into a spot is actually
pulling through a spot.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
So that's number one. Pulling through is the number one.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
No, that's number two, because number one goo, There is
absolutely nothing more satisfying on planet Earth, and especially in
a city like Boston that has some pretty janky streets.
If you nail a perfect parallel park on your first try,
there is nothing more satisfying than that. And in fact,
you get out of the car and you feel like
people should be high fiving you. Because I pulled off

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about three months ago in front of the Old North Church,
gu with a tour outside of the Old North Church,
the best single parallel park I've ever had with my
new girlfriend in the car. And I'll tell you what,
I don't know if she was impressed.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
That's why I we're still together. That's the reason why.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
The little kid not little, he's like ten or twelve,
that was with the Old North Church tour, what like
this when I got out of the car. He's never
driven a car, but he was impressed by my.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Parallel process everyone. That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
If you nail parallel park in front of people, nothing
more satisfying.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
The one that I would put over in satisfying is
if it's if you're parallel parking, but it's on a
one way street and it's on the opposite side that
you're not used to doing all the time. Now that's
just showing off. It's the same thing that's a showing off.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
It's almost easier on that side because you're on the
side that you're parking on.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, so for me, thank you for asking. Pulling through
is number one. You're heading out immediately and you're not
wasting your time stopping your car and backing into a spot.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That's not wasting time. You're saving time because it takes
more time to back out of the spot.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Pulling in is the easiest. Just do the easiest thing.
Don't waste my time.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Not always possible.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Pulling in is super easy.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Oh I thought you've been pulling through. No, pulling in
is don't do it? Pull in, do it, don't do it?
Pull in, don't drive a car.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
If you get to pull into, don't waste my time
with your backing into a spot.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Get out of beachy cleta if you're going to fuck No, no, you.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Have people behind you. You stop your car and you're like, everyone,
wait a second, So what happened to this?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
What happens when you back out of a spot?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Does that not happen?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
You wait for cars to go No, No, it's even worse.
Back into the spot.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
No, no wait in the comments section below, you're right down,
back in or pull in join the conversation.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
If you're not back into a spot, you don't know
how to drive.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Parallel parking is great, don't get me wrong. Sometimes I
get the yips, though, and it takes me like an hour.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Here's so an addendum to that. People don't know how
to fix a bad initial They pull all the way
back out. You don't need to do that. Just pull
forward a little then reaback up. There's a lot of
people that are bad at parallel parking, but where they
mess it up is when they pull all the way
back out. You don't need to do that. Just pull
forward a little bit at an angle and then back
in again. Feather it back in. Don't pull all the

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way back out into traffic. Now you're fucked.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
There's also nothing more frustrating then when people and it's
usually when there are no more of like the like
the parking pay things, because you know we don't need
them anymore. But they pull into the spot and they're
not in the proper spot anymore, and it throws off
the whole funk sway of the parking area. Correct and
then finally at number four of the worst. The biggest

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waste of time is backing into a spot. I'm anti.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Why do you think the fire department backs into the.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Bay because it is a fucking fire truck.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Because the quickest way to get out of anywhere is
pulling forward.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, but you're taking time backing in, though.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Which takes less time than backing out.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Boom roasted. I'm not even sure if that's true. It is.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Let's run an experiment tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Well I'm not doing that, by the way, We'll do
it the WBZ parking lot. I pull through spots here.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, see, but some parking lots, that's not possible if
you could have a pull through best of both for it.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Has it ever happened to you when you're pulling through
and suddenly someone's about to pull in?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Love that and I love sorry already here because you've
already won. You're in the spot.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
No, no, I say I'm sorry and I back out
of a spot like this is your spot now, I'm kidding,
that's never happened. I just keep pulling through. That'd be
a real bait of move on my part, for sure. No, Oh,
but you take that spot.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I've always wanted to team up with someone in a
parking lot where someone's parked in between the two spots
and park on either end of their car.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Have you ever driven in Boston and you're looking for
a parking spot and you see a human being standing
in the spot and you say to them, get the
fuck out of that spot. You can't hold a spot.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I have been waiting my whole life to park in
a spot where someone has been trying to hold the spot.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I did that.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Just slowly inch up one or two miles per hour.
You can stand there all your wa the car is
gonna move you. I've been waiting my whole life for that.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
So like the person was like, oh, the person's coming,
and I'm like, if the person's.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Not not right behind so there's a yeah no. And
even if they are right behind me, I'm here first,
get the fuck out of the way.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I almost hit a guy once. Good, I'm gonna bleep
that out. I want that on here, but no good.
The guy's like, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop shop.
I'm like, there's no spots and I want out of
the dick's boarding goods.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yes, I gotta get some new batting gloves.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
The wife ran over she was crying. It was a
whole thing's been was standing in there for a while.
He shouldn't have been.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I'm a pretty top salary. I'm a pretty docile human being.
I operate at a very low speed. You'll see the
flip switches. You put me in a situation like that,
I turn into a savage human being. I frothing at
the mouth. Those type of people are the worst fucking
type of people saving spots. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I mean, I'm pretty I'm pretty pretty relax. You are,
But when I have someone yelling in my ear to
tell them to get out of the way, I'm saying, Okay, honey,
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Fixture it, well, you got to do it. Otherwise she's
gonna do it, and you're more afraid of what she's
gonna do unless you do it.

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You think, do it again? Yeah, we'll just run it back,
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Speaker 2 (54:31):
Hopefully you'll have watched gen V by either Monday or Thursday.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Okay, and have to be Thursday.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I haven't we have any NC finale was this week
and it was pretty great. It's leading right into The
Boys season five.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
There's also a good chance that I fall asleep tonight
at six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
You have a week to watch eight episodes.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
It was insane last night. We left D and D
roughly eleven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Oh did you so you didn't use your GPS?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
I take it. I went storrow. There was over an
hour of traffic at eleven thirty.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
My GPS took me when I left the station, go.
It took me in this roundabout way and I'm like,
what is it doing? And that then I looked at
it was like avoiding a backup, so they must have
had something closed. It took me all the way through
the back roads and then I got on Soldier's Field
Road and then onto the pike. It took me all
the way around because I was like, already, it's sleep.
By the time you texted me.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I got almost like twelve thirty one o'clock. It was crazy,
it's see And then you know I was. I was
so jazzed about D and D that I couldn't sleep.
If you watch the end of the video, I'm sleeping
at the table, I think.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
But let's ask your your wife if she wanted a
little bit of the sentient hot dog.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
You want some D and D. I don't know what
the second D stands for, but some dicking donuts? Well
save that. Let's save that for our donut shop. That's
a good idea. Tuesdays are guesdays. I abused kangaroos. Damn
bart bye mm hmmm. Please flip the cassette over to

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side B to continue the adventure. Now it's time for
girls jumping on trampopallines.