June 10, 2025 • 37 mins
We discuss all the hottest topics from the week!
Sydney Sweeney Soap Update
Sweeney Teases Next Role
Ballerina Can't Dethrown Stitch at Box Office
Warner Bros Discovery is Splitting
Wicked For Good Trailer
Who'll Run Star Wars
Mark Hamill Doesn't Care
Chris Evans NOT Returning for Doomsday
Tom Cruise is Back in the Record Books
Sam Jackson Does Movies He Wants to See
& MUCH MORE!!!
Join the conversation on social media - @MACandGUpodcast
Sydney Sweeney Soap Update
Sweeney Teases Next Role
Ballerina Can't Dethrown Stitch at Box Office
Warner Bros Discovery is Splitting
Wicked For Good Trailer
Who'll Run Star Wars
Mark Hamill Doesn't Care
Chris Evans NOT Returning for Doomsday
Tom Cruise is Back in the Record Books
Sam Jackson Does Movies He Wants to See
& MUCH MORE!!!
Join the conversation on social media - @MACandGUpodcast
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scalper scoop up Sidney Sweeney salaciously succulent squatch soap. But well,
the savages blow their watch to get a sniff more
sweet Sweeney news. Y'all see those wicked Easter eggs. Chris
Evans didn't get the invite, but Tom Cruise did. To
the record books. I've had it with these monkey fighting,
(00:21):
monkey fighting actors trying to get these Monday through Friday.
Troy saw that sweet news.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well done, sir.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I started out hot, he started out great.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I was like, he's dumbled to the best headlines ever.
And then I realized Mac can't do this.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No, no, I do appreciate the stage notes prior to
the text. Now we're in a good spot here.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Max started the Boston Marathon, sprinted the first mile and
then sat on a bench for the next twenty five.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
But I was I think I was twelve. I was
twelve or thirteen. I did the Heartbreak Hill road race,
which I don't know if you know, gooz. Heartbreak Hill
famously a segment of a stretch of the Boston Marathon,
and the Heartbreak Hill road race is up the hill,
down the hill, you finish right at Newton City Hall.
I don't know if they still do it anymore. I've
never been a runner famously. I think I came in
(01:16):
like fucking thirty eighth out of like ninety people in
my age group. It was at that moment that I
confirmed I'm never going to run a road race ever again.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is Heartbreak Hill like inspiration point where all the kids
go to.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Neck Heartbreak Hill is usually where people crumble and die
because I think it's mile nineteen, I want to say
of the marathon, So not only have you already run
eighteen miles, you now have to run up at like
forty five degree angle hill. So it's not great. I
don't recommend running to anyone. Do something else, anything else.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Just like Ralph mauthon Happy Days Mac, Let's get to
the news. That is kind of off of last week
we discussed Sydney Sweeney's bath soap I'm sorry, bath water
soap being put on sale by doctor Squatch. They put
it on sale and it has immediately sold out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I mean that makes sense. And also when you tell
people they're just praying into us morons, I mean, look
look at my background. You know, I like collecting things.
I'm a bit of an addict. They're preying upon that.
When you put out there that there's a finite amount
of something, people are gonna buy them up, you know,
supply and demand. It's the name of the game. So
I'm sure there's one fucking psychopath out there that owns
(02:23):
like a thousand of these, and he's gonna wait a
few months then slowly leak him out there, you know,
keep selling him. He's gonna control the secondary market of
Sydney Sweeney soaps.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean what they should have done. Obviously Sweeney is
the face of Squatch soap, but they should have also
got Dora the Explorer telling the scalpers no scalping.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh you know who played Dora the Explorer in the
live action version.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Isabella Merced who played Dina and the Last of Us
and also is playing Hawkgirl in the upcoming Superhan movie.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right, so, right now on eBay, if you are
looking to buy the Bathwater Bliss soap bars, I am
seeing right here you can get a brand new bar
for two hundred and forty five dollars. There's three hundred
and forty to forty five to seventy five to forty
five to forty three ooh one twenty talk about a deal.
By the way, these bars cost eight dollars at purchase.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's the MSRP. That's the Kelly Blue Book value. Hute,
here's a question for you. Are you? Are you in
the heart soap game? Do you when you wash your body?
You don't use heart soap? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I use heard soap?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You do use heart?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know what's nice about soap it self? Cleanses itself.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
A little peak behind the curtain here, I don't I
her soap. I have recently been spending my time with
somewhat of the opposite sex, and she told me, she
told me, you don't have any heard soap in your shower.
I said, yeah, why why? I said, First of one,
what is heart soap? I thought? I thought it was
like a hard water soft water type of thing, which
is the whole other thing. She's like, you don't have
any bars of soap. I'm like, I don't use bars
(03:50):
of soap. Who uses bars of soap? Apparently most women?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I like the just for men soap. Okay, it's a
lot like Doctor Pepper ten. It's just for men.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Sure. As a baldman, I I have a hand soap
for sensitive skin that I also use on my face
and my scalp, which seems to.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
All you do on news stuff is brag, that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And then I use body wash for the rest of
my body. You know, that's what That's what works for me.
But apparently I'll be getting some hard soap.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This is my favorite thing on eBay is when people
put something up and you say that is too good
to be true, and you read the description and it's
like Sidney Sweeney bath water soap bar, but then in
asterisks picture only, so they're selling you a picture of
the fucking bath soap.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You think, I've worked myself into a situation where, now
that it's been identified by her that I need heart
soap that I can what if you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So if you buy the bath soap and you're like,
you said you wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Fucking wanted hard soap. I found a good deal two
hundred and eighty five dollars for Sidney Sweeney soap.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I could also see the buyer's remorse of the person
that bought the soap. And then you know when you're
done going to eBay and you're like, I could have
had three hundred dollars, but I had to fuck this soap.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say, and.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Then Lucky for the soap it self cleanses, so it's
not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What kind of shirt you're wearing over there?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is a Super Bowl Patriots Panthers.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh okay, looks it looks older. That looks nineties level.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Type of Well, this is at forty seven or this
is a forty seven brand? Got it at Lids. I
got it A and a size a little too large,
so it was a buy one, get one half off,
and my.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wife ago, oh half okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
My wife really wanted a hat, so I'm like, okay,
we're gonna get this hat. I then spent an hour
looking through every hat in there and every shirt being like,
I don't love this, and this is the one that
I was like, I like this the most.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Sure, so I understand that I like a so that
would be bogo ho, b go go ho.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, goo go ho. But yeah, I like this. I'm
gonna I'm gonna ask shot if Wiggy will sign it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Hey, you know what I did the other day. I
bought a rug. You ever buy a rug?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, Rugs are expensive, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Rugs are so it's not a carpet. Carpet covers the
entire floor. Rug just covers a space of the floor.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Right. Well, there's I bought an area rug, I'll be specific. Yeah,
I bought a six for my living room. Yeah, and
I actually ended up getting it on Walmart, much less
expensive than everywhere else.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah. I have an issue where if I have nice
hardwood floors, I feel like I'm doing a disservice to
the house by putting a rug down.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, so that's where I'm at. You you famously have
been to my apartment one time. I've never gone over again.
Soon with the rest of those funkos.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I I did bring them last time, and you said
not today.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I did finally purchase a couch as well, So the
whole thing's coming together here, So the more memorial Silfa
will finally come down to the dungeon here to the.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I got au. I got a rug. I got soap
that cleans your scalp and your body.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm almost a real boy. I got three like one
step away from a real boy.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, so good for anybody that got this soap. I
wish I did. I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So I doubt any of our listeners were able to
get their hands on it, but if they did, could
you please send us a photo of the soap. I
would like to see what the physical soap looks like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Right, But also like, if you've already done stuff to
the soap, I don't need to see the grooves that
you put into it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah. Yeah, unless you want to brag about it, then
maybe we'll compliment you.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Someone did post online They're like, I got my soap
and there's like this little hole in it, like any
medi hole, it is dope. Sweeney also in the news
she is playing into what everybody wants, Like I feel
like she's is she like what is what? What am
I thinking of? Here? Like she's very self aware. No,
(07:49):
but is she playing us? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I gotta understand what you're saying, ye putting on a
show here. I also, as we were transitioning about the
little hole, I just think a little bit I came
up with on the fly theres it'd be a really
funny thirty second to a minute sketch of a guy
talking about how he's gonna start slow with the soap.
So you just start with fingers. You gotta work your
way up.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
All right, all right, all right, all right, a couple.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Weeks, maybe after a couple showers. Then you work up to.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Why do you spit on this soap? Sidney Sweeney? She
is so? She is starring in the Christy Martin biopic.
I yeah, don't know who that is. Do you know
who this is?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, you've never skeed? I don't know. There's a good
Netflix documentary on this woman. And she lived an incredibly
interesting life, really good female boxer. I think in the
late eighties early nineties.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I want to say, Okay, so Sweeney for the role,
trained for three and a half months and gained thirty pounds.
She said, my boobs got bigger and my butt got huge.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I mean she gets it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No once again, is she playing us right now? I
had no interest in seeing this movie, and she's like,
I got a huge ass in it. Guys.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, because everyone you know, she's the classic you know,
boobs are butt thing. Everyone's like, oh your boobs or
buck guy. If you're a boobs guy, you're a Sidney
Sweeney guy. But she's sneaky, has the whole thing. She
just has just disproportionately large chesticles on her. So she
gets she gets pigeonholed. But she's got it all. She's
got the whole package, and more importantly, go clearly she
(09:24):
gets it. She's got a personality.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You know, she's just marketing the shit out of this
right now.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, she's she you know what, she's really capitalizing on
shining moment. She's kind of saying the quiet things out loud,
like this is what the Kardashians did twenty years ago. Right,
They did all this stuff. They just didn't really talk
about it. You know, they preyed upon us dummies.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But the simps.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But now, like females, their whole existence have been revolving
around the Kardashians for twenty years. So I don't know
how females feel about Sidney sweetyes. How does your wife
feel about Sidney sweety.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I don't think she cares for her?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay, all right, but does she like the Kardashians? No? Okay, no? Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
For two, I mean, I could see Sweeney saying this
stuff and then sitting back and saying, I'm gonna get
the first ten minutes of news dump. She knows the
audience that she's going for.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I keep thinking, I can't stop thinking about the respectful
Soku news dump.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Let's go to the weekend box office. Lelo and Stitch
one again, thirty two and a half million week three,
down forty seven percent from week two, seven seventy three
worldwide so far, Ballerina in its first week twenty five domestic,
fifty five world wide, Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning fifteen
million in its third week, down forty five percent. It
(10:39):
is at four hundred and fifty million total, and Karate
Kid in its second week, down fifty seven percent to
eight point seven million, but it is at seventy four
million worldwide.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, there's a chance Wilo Stitch gets to a billy. Yeah,
strong chance. Ballerina Goo, are you going to catch that
in the theater?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah? No, I still want to see this, and I
think we should talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It, Okay. I have from the two or three people
that I enjoy watching TikTok reviews of generally, I have
gathered that the story is weak, but you get out
of the movie which you go in wanting, so that's
probably pretty good. And they also say Anna Dharmis is
fucking awesome in it, so that's that's great. And by
the way, I think, like, if you were doing leading candidates.
(11:25):
You know, if you're gonna do the Holy Trinity, you're
blonde on the planet right now. Obviously, Sidney Sweeney, the
brunette's probably on a dharmis right, she would be leading
the brunette charge. Who's the ginger? Who's the leading ginger?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know. I know that you're a you're a
ginger boy.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah I used to be. I think I'm now a
reformed one. Someone have to let us know who the
ginger is. But those are the top two on the planet.
Anadhomous Sidney Swingey want two in some order. Mission Impossible
made its money, made its money.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Back, production money back, so it might end up loss,
gonna lose money. And when I see this, so it
is a PG thirteen blockbuster, I then question do people
really like? Do people love these movies? Or is it
more of like Tom Cruise over selling us on how
much we should like these.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, it's tough eight movies in like I me as
a massive Mission Impossible guy, it was really hard for
me to get to the to the finish line. You know,
so the more casual fans, I guess there had even
harder time to get there. It did make like. This
is making more than like twice what the last movie made,
so in that respect it is a success.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I think it's roughly the same. Actually, right now it's
gonna make real. Yeah, it's roughly the same, though.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I think the last one only made like one fifty
domestic or one seventy five domestic or something like that.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think it was four fifty total though, And that's
what it's at right now. I have nobody to start
doing a little bit of research before you start talking,
before you start yapping. You do it right now. That's good.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm looking up on its redheaded on the planet.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's good. Lelo and Stitch will be knocked off its
perch this week. How I How to Train Your Dragon
is coming out, and as of right now, everyone's saying
it's all loyal adaptation of the movie that came out
what ten years ago, fifteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I have never seen that series same. I probably will
not watch these movies, this movie in the theater, but
if it's good, I'll catch it on home release. May.
Maybe we should watch the animated movies. Maybe start one
with Raffi's let me know how he likes it.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What does Google say are they saying, Jerry halliwell, AI
overview here.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Actually, well, I'll give you too. Isla Fisher is frequently
cited as a highly attractive redhead topping poles and lists
of most attractive redheads nice, not bad, not bad. Other
notable redheads often mentioned in these lists include Emma Stone,
Stacy Dooley, I don't know who that is, Karen Gillan,
and Julianne Moore. Moore's probably aged out, but I respect that,
So yeah, all right, Isla Fisher. All right.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Also opening at the box office this weekend is Materialists.
That is the Dakota Johnson Chris Evans, Pedro Pascal rom
com that I have no interest in.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
To you, if you put Dakota Johnson in something, I'm
not gonna see it, I'm not gonna see it. Took me.
It took me like four months of strong, really strong
reviews for Peanut Butter Falcon for me to just dive
into that, And after watching that, my main takeaway was, Wow,
this movie could have been great had it not been
for Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Also getting a wide release this week is Life of Chuck.
That is the Tom Hittleston Mark Hamill movie based off
the Stephen King novella.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, it's one of the rare Stephen King pieces that
is not horror esque. It's actually just a regular s story.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Until Go Show Up. And then also getting its twenty
fifth anniversary release this week is Dogma.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Of all these movies this week, I'm more apt to
see Dogma in the theaters because I never did.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
And then also I believe Dogma because of the weird
like Weinstein stuff, the Merrimac stuff. I don't think it's
streaming anywhere, so unless you have a hard copy of it,
you can't see it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
See there you go. You never know when your executive
producer is gonna catch sexual assault allegations, so buy Blu rays.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I mean, but you should always just assume it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, at some point, News.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Dope Warner Brothers Discovery is splitting into two companies. So
kind of what it was five six years ago. I
like how HBO and Warner Brothers Discovery. They're saying we
had it good. Let's go back to how.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It was right. But does this mean two different streaming apps? Now?
What does this mean for the consumer?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
So streaming and studios will be WB Pictures WB Television,
WB Games, HBO, HBO, Max, DC Studios, and their film
and TV libraries. Then we're going to go to global networks,
so CNN, TNT, Sports, Discovery, Discovery Plus, Bleacher Report, and
TV shows or other TV networks. So it looks like
(15:46):
they're splitting the reality slash news and sports off onto
its own thing. Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's kind of a bummer because one of the sneaky
pluses about HBO Max was that you could catch live sports.
But they're also I think I mentioned that to you
a couple weeks ago. So I currently split Max account
with two friends and they send an email they're going
to They're netflixing us. They're going to crack down on
IP addresses and you're only They're only going to allow
the streaming service on one IP address. So that's a
(16:15):
real bummer for for us.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I mean, T and T sports is useless now without
the NBA.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, no, that's that's true. But I find myself, I mean,
you and I Goo grew up predominantly probably baseball and hockey.
I say, right, naturally, as Americans were huge.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Watching Braves on TBS, watching Cubs on WGN, you.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And I had our core were baseball hockey, yes, but
now predominantly the sports that I watch the last four
or five years is basketball and golf. That's what I
consume most on television.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Mac doesn't watch any football.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Well, yeah, but that's you know, one, it's seventeen twenty
five weeks a year, I guess half the year.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's half the year, Mac.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
But on outside of football days, it's either golf or basketball.
And TNT's got a lot of basketball, so that's a bummer.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, sorry about that, Bud, But what are you gonna do,
Warner Brothers, Well done. You see, Zazlev didn't get his
He didn't get his bonus, like he wanted the sixty
million dollar bonus, and they all voted it down.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
The boy love that love that. I mean, you can't.
You can't just be handing out bonuses willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Especially when you're going back to how things were five
years ago. I have this great idea from before I started.
Let's take that news depe.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Remember how good things were before I arrived.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, well that's also so we'll get to the Actually,
let's jump to this really quick. So the July run
times have been revealed for Jurassic World Rebirth Superman and
Fantastic Four, Jurassic World two hours fourteen minutes, Superman two
hours nine minutes, and Fantastic Four two hours ten minutes.
Someone asked James Gunn if WB made him cut down
(17:55):
his movie, and he's like, I'm DC Productions, We have
nothing to do with them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And I also think the whole the whole thing with
getting James Gunn is giving him final say, right, you're
not gonna go and get James Gunn and then have
three or four people looking over his shoulder. Right, you
get James Gunn to be your Kevin Faige and have
final say that's why he's here. So I'm glad, I'm
(18:19):
fucking glad. DC Studios is letting him do his thing.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
They have no gun control over at DC. So the
two hours fourteen minutes on Jurassic World, Rebard seems a
bit long. I asked this to fry Or last week,
but I cut it from the episode because the conversation
was too boring. What is a run time that you
look at and you say that's a bit too long?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
So I'd have to say, all these three movies you
just listened that are just over two hours are all fine?
For me, that's all good. When it approaches two and
a half, that's when we yes.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
When I see two and a half, I'm like that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
But that's when we got to start wondering is is
it worth it?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I also look at you know, who's making the movie
and what it's being made for, so.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Sure, for sure. And in this respect, I would say
that runtime warris me for specifically Jurassic World, because I
think we have to get back to a situation with
these Jurassic World movies Jurassic Park universe, where it's a
little bit shorter, a little bit quicker, a little bit
more suspenseful, and I don't want the human stories they're
inevitably gonna tell us during this runtime.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I thought it was poetic, and I had a chuckle
to myself that I cut that from the episode because
I'm like, some people don't know how to edit out
boring stuff anymore. And I'm like, yeah, I'll take my
own words.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Because you're talking about h I got it. It's sickly.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It was a joke for myself, yeah, right, right, right right,
And then the forty minute podcast felt like it was
three hours long, So.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I didn't you guys, I didn't listen to it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No one else did either. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Fictional baseball draft, Yes, who won in your in your estate?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I would say I did. At one point. I feel
like he made up a movie and just started taking players.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay. I also think, what's what's prior? Thirty one, thirty two,
thirty You.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Could tell me twenty one, you can tell me fifty.
I'll believe you.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Based on the SLAXI wears fifty five, but based on
his taste in movies, probably twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
News deal, Let's go back to this. Mac was wicked
excited about this. The trailer for Wicked for good, y'all
see that Easter eggs.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I have the utmost, the utmost faith in John Chew
to finish off this story in fantastic fashion. I was
so so pleasantly surprised with how good the first Wicked
movie was. Goo not so much. Not a Wicked boy.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I don't like musicals. Let's just get that out of
the way. I first off, let me tell you this
right now, probably not going to see this. You can
find another co host.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Uh for so? I mean you you love Grease too,
So I guess that does mean you're not into musicals
because that movie fucking blows cocks uh wicked for good.
It should be amazing. It may not be. I don't
think it's going to be as good as the first part,
and the music is probably not gonna be as good.
But I'm really looking forward to this, really really looking
(21:07):
forward to this. Not to the level as I would
be a good like sequel on a Marvel movie, but
this might. I might go see this with with my dad.
He loved the first movie too nice.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Bring him to the screening.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Maybe maybe my dad and I will do an episode
of Mack and go.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hey, you know what if someone has to fill in
for me and then I get fucking wally pipped by anybody,
it's not a bad one. You can just call it Max.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
He's getting married in a couple of weeks. Do you
think about that?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's very nice. I like that. But you know how
HBO is getting rid of Max. You can take that.
You can call the podcast Max.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We'll call it. Uh No, I won't make that joke.
I won't throw my dad under the bus.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I have been told. Look, I go to podcast meetings
here at iHeart, not often but sometimes, and I have
been told that our podcast has the worst title.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Ever, I mean yes and no. So to market it
to a broad audience, it's got to be bottom five
titles for a podcast. Ever, However, if we were to
reach that broad audience somehow without by other means, we
would stand out amongst all of them. So it's a
give and take. I enjoy it for what it is.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
We do not describe what we do.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I there's also like people in my life that I
have no idea. Your name's Brian, You're just yeah, And
I wonder like, at work, obviously you're Brian Atenelli WBZ.
Is there anyone that calls you Goo at work?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
What's great actually is that when I do a good
joke at work and then it gets re quoted, someone
will say, hey, Goo said this, like if it's funny,
but if it's something that I do that's bad, they're like,
Brian really fucked up. So I do like that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, I'm always like like when certain people call me Brian,
I'm like, uh oh, I'm in trouble. But then when
other people call me Goo, Like if my in laws
call me Goo, I'm like, what is happening here?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I have? You don't have this because you have a
succinct short first name. It's Brian. Maybe some people will
call you briy.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
B you get B sometimes B sometimes.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I get the whole. Do you prefer Jeffer Jeffrey? And
I'm at a stage in my life, gup, I don't
think I like jeff anymore. I like Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Whoa, whoa Yeah, breaking news?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, I mean Mac j mackaget on it.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
No no, no, no, no no, you're telling people right now.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I like Jeffrey Jeffrey. Yeah, I like Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm gonna clip that and send it to your entire.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Family if you'd like Jeffrey Michael, even toss them.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
That's too much.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Stop that, Jeffrey Michael. Jeffrey Michael. That's what my mom
will say when she's a little disappointed. Jeffrey Michael.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Nothing anyone ever says my middle name?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
But what's your middle name? Joseph, Brian, Joseph bj bj
You could have been bj Antonella this whole time.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Just like bj Upton and then on like one day,
no no, call me Melvin.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Although, to be fair, if you're a boss Man Junior,
you would really own that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Boss Man Jr. Is the fucking best I mean the day.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We found out BJ stood for bosh Man Junior, Like,
that's the coolest nick thing.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Which that makes you think of Boss Lady from the
Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, it doesn't make anything.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It makes me think of that. That's what Regina called
her boss. Regina was her name, right, News up, move
on to our second topic of the episode. We've done
a great job. Moving along. Dave Faloney is reportedly the
top candidate to co run Star Wars after Kathleen Kennedy leaves.
(24:32):
Current thinking is he he would co lead Lucasfilm with
exec Carry Beck. But and I think this is what
do you run these fucking operation meetings? Says some worry
he is too steeped in Star Wars lore, risking the brand,
losing the broader audience. One, He's not the and Or guy,
(24:54):
He's the Ahsoka guy.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm telling you, look at all you fucking morons, all
you did that doubted me that had to read on
Star Wars. You're saying, oh Man talks about Dave Filoni
too much. Dave Filoni is Dave Filoni that they're fucking
saying it themselves. Read the headlines. Read it. We're here
at news dump talking about how the heads the executives
(25:19):
at Lucasfilm are worried that Dave Filoni cares too much
about the bullshit? What have I been saying for like
eight years here, goo, I am so fucking right. I've
never been more vindicated. I'm so so happy that this
is actually out there in print, because listen, Dave Filoni
(25:42):
at his best is the best, the best mind, the
best brain that Star Wars has. However, he's only at
his best like sixty five percent of the time. The
other third really not anything anyone wants. Besides, like that
ten percent of Star Wars fans that know his name
of every planet, every droid, every animal, you know, he
(26:02):
really caters to that ten percent, and that is so
fucking annoying. It's so frustrating. And even the Star Wars
live action shows that we've loved, there's always two or
three episodes mixed in there that are just like, did
we really need that? Did we really need to add
that hour to this season and waste it on that
we could have used that time spent elsewhere. So I'm
glad that they're considering having a no guy for Dave Filoni.
(26:25):
That's what they need, they need a no guy, They
need a guy in there being like, Dave, do we
really need to tell this story? Do we really need
to waste the viewers' time?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I'm still calling it right now. This is the Hail
Mary that is gonna save Star Wars. With all of
the fans, all of the naysayers out there, George Lucas
is coming back. Disney is gonna hire George Lucas.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So I don't know. I do not know as a
man who clearly is on the inside because I called
this eight years ago. I don't know what the working
dynamic between Felony and Lucas is. They both clearly need
no guys. Maybe they can be each other's no guy.
I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
The coup of getting four billion dollars for Star Wars.
Star Wars then goes in. I wouldn't call it a tailspin,
but you have certain people not liking what the what
the what is being produced anymore, and they say they
come to him hat in hand and they say, look,
we're going to give you a lot more money. Can
you bring your big George Lucas brain back?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Right? But the big George Lucas brain is what led
us to trade federations and shit, and so again he
needs an what.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Better time than now to talk about tariffs that's getting
poly charged. And I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
That's a great point, Goude. I don't know. I don't
know what the answer is. You almost need an outsider
to come in and just cut it down right, okay,
as an outsider of Star Wars, here's what I want,
here's what I need, Here's what makes me happy. And
then consider that you know with what you're producing. So
I don't I don't know what the answer is. But
(27:53):
clearly they're concerned about the things they should be concerned about,
which I like, you should be concerned that Dave Filoni
wants to tell droid stories.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Here's dope. Speaking of Star Wars, Mark Hamill does not
care about the Star Wars movies. He is. He is
in his full Harrison Ford mode. At this point he
was asked what orders he was on the view by
the way, so a big broad audience, what order should
people watch these Star Wars movies? And he said, I
(28:22):
don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hamil doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, to take it.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Seems he doesn't. Oh, is that it goes? I think
Mark Hamill is content with what he's produced as Luke Skywalker.
And I also think he's a bit salty that his
last two go rounds is Luke Skywalker took a shit
on it.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I think he just wants to do other stuff. Man,
He just like he's he's in the Life of Chuck movie.
He wants to talk about that movie. He said on
the view, you know, you should do what you want,
but what you should really watch is the Life of Chuck.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I mean he is. He outright said that Luke Skywalker
wouldn't do what Ryan Johnson and inevitably what happened to
the third movie to that character. So I think he's
just he's at peace with what happened. He's over it.
He wants to move on and not talk about Luke
Skywalker anymore. But do you think he is also like
annoyed that fans go nuts for the daged Ai version of.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Possibly No So I saw this story on x SO.
This could be completely false, It might be true. I
don't know what I'm saying right now. Take with a
grain of salt. There was a story that Carrie Fisher
went and saw him in a play in the eighties,
and in the playbill when it went to like his
IMDb rundown of characters that he's played. It said the
plays that he was in, and then it finished with
(29:42):
and he was also in a space movie, so he
kind of was trying to separate himself at that point.
And she saw him after the play and said, what
the fuck are you doing? I'm Princess Leia, Like, just
lean into it, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, that's tough. But it's also one of those things
where back then there was no precedent for being able
to play a legacy character like that. Right, the Star
Wars character James Baul Jones Bond was probably the only one, right,
the only baby.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
They got that shark back for four movies.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
We didn't get these legacy characters until the nineties and
two thousands, So there's no precedent, and there's no guarantee
who's going to be a money maker for that long.
So I totally understand it, and I totally get that.
And on the flip side, Carrie Fisher was going to
be able to make money for hundreds of years if
she just wore her latest slave costume. That's all she needed.
Come on, she could go to these expos and do
(30:35):
that and she was always gonna make money. There was
no guarantee from our camel.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
There's dope. Chris Evans said that he's sad he is
not returning for Avengers Doomsday, saying it's sad to not
be back with the band, but I'm sure they're doing
something incredible, and I'm sure it's going to be that
much harder when it comes out and you feel like
you weren't invited to the party. This is via screen rant,
(30:59):
So this.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Is all a nice little way of setting up, like
it's real sad that I'm not gonna be in Doomsday,
but I am gonna be in Secret Wars.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
But also like this is what they should all be doing.
They shouldn't just be announcing everyone's name. Put a little
mystery behind it. Are they going to show up? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah. I mean, if you get Robert Downey Jr. To
come back and play your biggest villain after he just
played your biggest hero, Chris Evans is no doubt going
to be in one of these.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Two movies and also a villain.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh wouldn't that be something? So doctor Doom, Doctor tom Right,
two Dooms?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I get it. I made the joke last week mine
was better.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I don't know. And Tom dead right? Oh he's double.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
He's a sphinx. That's a mummified cat.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
This is Moonnight News dope over in the Guinness Book
of World's Record, Tom Cruise is running his way back
in there. This is the second time that he has
entered the Guinness Book of World Record. This time he
is entered for the most burning parachute jumps with sixteen.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I mean, like, if we're getting that specific, you and
I should have our site set on a on a
Guiness World record, right, if we're gonna do something at
that specific, Like, what, what's something you and I could
shoot for?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Most oyster is eaten?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay, all right, I don't feel good about anything.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So I don't like that because I think that is
a food that someone would try and eat. You ready
for this? Most bags of croutons eating.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh, they make some good store brand creutons.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
They make really good croutons. I'm a big cheese and
garlic guy.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, those are the best ones. I agree. I feel
like any eating one, though, will instantly be beaten.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It for one week, that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
No one's done it though, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
So what's the process about getting a Guinness World Record
guy on site. We gotta look we gotta get it
look into that.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm sure that if we text them we say I'm
gonna eat a lot of croutons, they'll be really excited about.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That, instantly involved in what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, So I think right now, I know salespeople are listening.
They're right outside the door, right here, if they can
get us a crewton deal.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I just don't feel good about eating one though, because
there's so many competitive eaters out there.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
But no one's done croutons.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
What's what's something that that someone will It'll be real
pain in the asked for them to do.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Uh, most time wasted editing podcasts.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You'd be up there for sure, but then my name
wouldn't be on it.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
You get the video that I set you yesterday. You
know a lot I did that for It's pretty good,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
What about like most burning rose bushes jumped into, you're.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Gonna jump into rose bushes Those.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Have thororns and it'll be on fire.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I don't want to do that. As a kid, I
walked by a rose bush cut my arm up. I'm
not going byzed ever, since I'm not going back by
rose bushes.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay, but that's that's something that no one would want
to do.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And really the worst part about it. I did it
at my grandmother's house. So what she did is she
got the alcohol out and scrubbed away. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I mean, it's not the jump into the rosebush. It's
getting out of the road, right, But.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
You aren't dealing with like the like the delicacy of
like what your mother might do, or she might have
like some nicer ointment or some like nicer lotion. My
grandmother just got out the alcohol and dumped it on there.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, no finetse to that game.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No. I'm still alive though, so credit to her.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Still alive, But bare this dupe.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Samuel L. Jackson said on the Mad Sad Bad Pod,
Like that's a good fucking podcast title right there, I
guess so, But what's it about emotions? I would assume
he said that, uh, he does not Sorry, he does
movies that he would want to go and see. I
do popcorn movies. I don't do movies that I'm gonna
(34:53):
get an oscar for saying people are out there statue
chasing all the time.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I think we just figured out this Gale, right, Daniel
day Lewis Samuel L. Jackson.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, Tom Cruise is right around Samuel L.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Jackson, though Tom Cruise has done probably more dramatics like
Collateral alone, right, that would bump Tom Cruise down a
little bit below Samuel L. Jackson. Although, but Samuel L
did Django. That's sort of Oscar level type stuff, you know.
So I don't know, I don't know. But like Daniel
del lewis for sure the antithesis to Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
So he does not have an Academy Award. He was
nominated for Supporting Role in pulp Fiction. He does have
other awards.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I mean paulp fiction though, is what thirty two years
ago now thirty one years ago?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Ninety four?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah, it's also just nice getting a paycheck sometimes, you know, No,
Jeff Field, I wouldn't mind that every once in a while,
News Dumpe Finally one of them days is getting a sequel.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
This is the Isa Ray produced hit comedy that just
came out this year starring Keiky Palmer and Sizza. The
sequel it is official.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's it makes sense in the sense that this was
sort of set up to be sort of a New
Age Friday, Next Friday, Friday after Next sort of situation.
The movie's decent, Goo, it's their chemistry, Kiki's great, scissors great.
Everything else is just kind of okay in that movie.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It also made pretty good money for not having a
giant budget, so.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
And it got reviewed really really well. Maybe now that
it has a little bit more of a budget, it'll
be kicked up a little bit more. I mean, Next
Friday is not better than Friday, but it's close. It's close.
Uh so maybe the sequel will be real strong news domp.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
All right, what do you want to do at the
end of the week. We want to do that new
idea that we talked about last week. Let's talk about
it off the air, get it, get it rolling.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, let's do a new idea.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Ooo, new idea. What's it going to be? Don't get
too excited.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's not that good, big market tease.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Don't get too excited. Not that good. It's something though,
it's not that good. It's not that good. It'll get
us twenty five episodes, So not that good, not that good,
but content.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, do some simple math there we're ear and then
can figure out maybe what we're doing
Scalper scoop up Sidney Sweeney salaciously succulent squatch soap. But well,
the savages blow their watch to get a sniff more
sweet Sweeney news. Y'all see those wicked Easter eggs. Chris
Evans didn't get the invite, but Tom Cruise did. To
the record books. I've had it with these monkey fighting,
(00:21):
monkey fighting actors trying to get these Monday through Friday.
Troy saw that sweet news.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well done, sir.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I started out hot, he started out great.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I was like, he's dumbled to the best headlines ever.
And then I realized Mac can't do this.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No, no, I do appreciate the stage notes prior to
the text. Now we're in a good spot here.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Max started the Boston Marathon, sprinted the first mile and
then sat on a bench for the next twenty five.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
But I was I think I was twelve. I was
twelve or thirteen. I did the Heartbreak Hill road race,
which I don't know if you know, gooz. Heartbreak Hill
famously a segment of a stretch of the Boston Marathon,
and the Heartbreak Hill road race is up the hill,
down the hill, you finish right at Newton City Hall.
I don't know if they still do it anymore. I've
never been a runner famously. I think I came in
(01:16):
like fucking thirty eighth out of like ninety people in
my age group. It was at that moment that I
confirmed I'm never going to run a road race ever again.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is Heartbreak Hill like inspiration point where all the kids
go to.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Neck Heartbreak Hill is usually where people crumble and die
because I think it's mile nineteen, I want to say
of the marathon, So not only have you already run
eighteen miles, you now have to run up at like
forty five degree angle hill. So it's not great. I
don't recommend running to anyone. Do something else, anything else.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Just like Ralph mauthon Happy Days Mac, Let's get to
the news. That is kind of off of last week
we discussed Sydney Sweeney's bath soap I'm sorry, bath water
soap being put on sale by doctor Squatch. They put
it on sale and it has immediately sold out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I mean that makes sense. And also when you tell
people they're just praying into us morons, I mean, look
look at my background. You know, I like collecting things.
I'm a bit of an addict. They're preying upon that.
When you put out there that there's a finite amount
of something, people are gonna buy them up, you know,
supply and demand. It's the name of the game. So
I'm sure there's one fucking psychopath out there that owns
(02:23):
like a thousand of these, and he's gonna wait a
few months then slowly leak him out there, you know,
keep selling him. He's gonna control the secondary market of
Sydney Sweeney soaps.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean what they should have done. Obviously Sweeney is
the face of Squatch soap, but they should have also
got Dora the Explorer telling the scalpers no scalping.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh you know who played Dora the Explorer in the
live action version.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Isabella Merced who played Dina and the Last of Us
and also is playing Hawkgirl in the upcoming Superhan movie.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right, so, right now on eBay, if you are
looking to buy the Bathwater Bliss soap bars, I am
seeing right here you can get a brand new bar
for two hundred and forty five dollars. There's three hundred
and forty to forty five to seventy five to forty
five to forty three ooh one twenty talk about a deal.
By the way, these bars cost eight dollars at purchase.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's the MSRP. That's the Kelly Blue Book value. Hute,
here's a question for you. Are you? Are you in
the heart soap game? Do you when you wash your body?
You don't use heart soap? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I use heard soap?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You do use heart?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know what's nice about soap it self? Cleanses itself.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
A little peak behind the curtain here, I don't I
her soap. I have recently been spending my time with
somewhat of the opposite sex, and she told me, she
told me, you don't have any heard soap in your shower.
I said, yeah, why why? I said, First of one,
what is heart soap? I thought? I thought it was
like a hard water soft water type of thing, which
is the whole other thing. She's like, you don't have
any bars of soap. I'm like, I don't use bars
(03:50):
of soap. Who uses bars of soap? Apparently most women?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I like the just for men soap. Okay, it's a
lot like Doctor Pepper ten. It's just for men.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Sure. As a baldman, I I have a hand soap
for sensitive skin that I also use on my face
and my scalp, which seems to.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
All you do on news stuff is brag, that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And then I use body wash for the rest of
my body. You know, that's what That's what works for me.
But apparently I'll be getting some hard soap.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This is my favorite thing on eBay is when people
put something up and you say that is too good
to be true, and you read the description and it's
like Sidney Sweeney bath water soap bar, but then in
asterisks picture only, so they're selling you a picture of
the fucking bath soap.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You think, I've worked myself into a situation where, now
that it's been identified by her that I need heart
soap that I can what if you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So if you buy the bath soap and you're like,
you said you wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Fucking wanted hard soap. I found a good deal two
hundred and eighty five dollars for Sidney Sweeney soap.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I could also see the buyer's remorse of the person
that bought the soap. And then you know when you're
done going to eBay and you're like, I could have
had three hundred dollars, but I had to fuck this soap.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say, and.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Then Lucky for the soap it self cleanses, so it's
not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What kind of shirt you're wearing over there?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is a Super Bowl Patriots Panthers.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh okay, looks it looks older. That looks nineties level.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Type of Well, this is at forty seven or this
is a forty seven brand? Got it at Lids. I
got it A and a size a little too large,
so it was a buy one, get one half off,
and my.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wife ago, oh half okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
My wife really wanted a hat, so I'm like, okay,
we're gonna get this hat. I then spent an hour
looking through every hat in there and every shirt being like,
I don't love this, and this is the one that
I was like, I like this the most.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Sure, so I understand that I like a so that
would be bogo ho, b go go ho.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, goo go ho. But yeah, I like this. I'm
gonna I'm gonna ask shot if Wiggy will sign it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Hey, you know what I did the other day. I
bought a rug. You ever buy a rug?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, Rugs are expensive, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Rugs are so it's not a carpet. Carpet covers the
entire floor. Rug just covers a space of the floor.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Right. Well, there's I bought an area rug, I'll be specific. Yeah,
I bought a six for my living room. Yeah, and
I actually ended up getting it on Walmart, much less
expensive than everywhere else.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah. I have an issue where if I have nice
hardwood floors, I feel like I'm doing a disservice to
the house by putting a rug down.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, so that's where I'm at. You you famously have
been to my apartment one time. I've never gone over again.
Soon with the rest of those funkos.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I I did bring them last time, and you said
not today.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I did finally purchase a couch as well, So the
whole thing's coming together here, So the more memorial Silfa
will finally come down to the dungeon here to the.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I got au. I got a rug. I got soap
that cleans your scalp and your body.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm almost a real boy. I got three like one
step away from a real boy.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, so good for anybody that got this soap. I
wish I did. I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So I doubt any of our listeners were able to
get their hands on it, but if they did, could
you please send us a photo of the soap. I
would like to see what the physical soap looks like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Right, But also like, if you've already done stuff to
the soap, I don't need to see the grooves that
you put into it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah. Yeah, unless you want to brag about it, then
maybe we'll compliment you.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Someone did post online They're like, I got my soap
and there's like this little hole in it, like any
medi hole, it is dope. Sweeney also in the news
she is playing into what everybody wants, Like I feel
like she's is she like what is what? What am
I thinking of? Here? Like she's very self aware. No,
(07:49):
but is she playing us? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I gotta understand what you're saying, ye putting on a
show here. I also, as we were transitioning about the
little hole, I just think a little bit I came
up with on the fly theres it'd be a really
funny thirty second to a minute sketch of a guy
talking about how he's gonna start slow with the soap.
So you just start with fingers. You gotta work your
way up.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
All right, all right, all right, all right, a couple.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Weeks, maybe after a couple showers. Then you work up to.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Why do you spit on this soap? Sidney Sweeney? She
is so? She is starring in the Christy Martin biopic.
I yeah, don't know who that is. Do you know
who this is?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, you've never skeed? I don't know. There's a good
Netflix documentary on this woman. And she lived an incredibly
interesting life, really good female boxer. I think in the
late eighties early nineties.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I want to say, Okay, so Sweeney for the role,
trained for three and a half months and gained thirty pounds.
She said, my boobs got bigger and my butt got huge.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I mean she gets it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No once again, is she playing us right now? I
had no interest in seeing this movie, and she's like,
I got a huge ass in it. Guys.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, because everyone you know, she's the classic you know,
boobs are butt thing. Everyone's like, oh your boobs or
buck guy. If you're a boobs guy, you're a Sidney
Sweeney guy. But she's sneaky, has the whole thing. She
just has just disproportionately large chesticles on her. So she
gets she gets pigeonholed. But she's got it all. She's
got the whole package, and more importantly, go clearly she
(09:24):
gets it. She's got a personality.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You know, she's just marketing the shit out of this
right now.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, she's she you know what, she's really capitalizing on
shining moment. She's kind of saying the quiet things out loud,
like this is what the Kardashians did twenty years ago. Right,
They did all this stuff. They just didn't really talk
about it. You know, they preyed upon us dummies.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But the simps.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But now, like females, their whole existence have been revolving
around the Kardashians for twenty years. So I don't know
how females feel about Sidney sweetyes. How does your wife
feel about Sidney sweety.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I don't think she cares for her?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay, all right, but does she like the Kardashians? No? Okay, no? Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
For two, I mean, I could see Sweeney saying this
stuff and then sitting back and saying, I'm gonna get
the first ten minutes of news dump. She knows the
audience that she's going for.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I keep thinking, I can't stop thinking about the respectful
Soku news dump.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Let's go to the weekend box office. Lelo and Stitch
one again, thirty two and a half million week three,
down forty seven percent from week two, seven seventy three
worldwide so far, Ballerina in its first week twenty five domestic,
fifty five world wide, Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning fifteen
million in its third week, down forty five percent. It
(10:39):
is at four hundred and fifty million total, and Karate
Kid in its second week, down fifty seven percent to
eight point seven million, but it is at seventy four
million worldwide.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, there's a chance Wilo Stitch gets to a billy. Yeah,
strong chance. Ballerina Goo, are you going to catch that
in the theater?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah? No, I still want to see this, and I
think we should talk about.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It, Okay. I have from the two or three people
that I enjoy watching TikTok reviews of generally, I have
gathered that the story is weak, but you get out
of the movie which you go in wanting, so that's
probably pretty good. And they also say Anna Dharmis is
fucking awesome in it, so that's that's great. And by
the way, I think, like, if you were doing leading candidates.
(11:25):
You know, if you're gonna do the Holy Trinity, you're
blonde on the planet right now. Obviously, Sidney Sweeney, the
brunette's probably on a dharmis right, she would be leading
the brunette charge. Who's the ginger? Who's the leading ginger?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know. I know that you're a you're a
ginger boy.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah I used to be. I think I'm now a
reformed one. Someone have to let us know who the
ginger is. But those are the top two on the planet.
Anadhomous Sidney Swingey want two in some order. Mission Impossible
made its money, made its money.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Back, production money back, so it might end up loss,
gonna lose money. And when I see this, so it
is a PG thirteen blockbuster, I then question do people
really like? Do people love these movies? Or is it
more of like Tom Cruise over selling us on how
much we should like these.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, it's tough eight movies in like I me as
a massive Mission Impossible guy, it was really hard for
me to get to the to the finish line. You know,
so the more casual fans, I guess there had even
harder time to get there. It did make like. This
is making more than like twice what the last movie made,
so in that respect it is a success.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I think it's roughly the same. Actually, right now it's
gonna make real. Yeah, it's roughly the same, though.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I think the last one only made like one fifty
domestic or one seventy five domestic or something like that.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think it was four fifty total though, And that's
what it's at right now. I have nobody to start
doing a little bit of research before you start talking,
before you start yapping. You do it right now. That's good.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm looking up on its redheaded on the planet.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's good. Lelo and Stitch will be knocked off its
perch this week. How I How to Train Your Dragon
is coming out, and as of right now, everyone's saying
it's all loyal adaptation of the movie that came out
what ten years ago, fifteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I have never seen that series same. I probably will
not watch these movies, this movie in the theater, but
if it's good, I'll catch it on home release. May.
Maybe we should watch the animated movies. Maybe start one
with Raffi's let me know how he likes it.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What does Google say are they saying, Jerry halliwell, AI
overview here.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Actually, well, I'll give you too. Isla Fisher is frequently
cited as a highly attractive redhead topping poles and lists
of most attractive redheads nice, not bad, not bad. Other
notable redheads often mentioned in these lists include Emma Stone,
Stacy Dooley, I don't know who that is, Karen Gillan,
and Julianne Moore. Moore's probably aged out, but I respect that,
So yeah, all right, Isla Fisher. All right.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Also opening at the box office this weekend is Materialists.
That is the Dakota Johnson Chris Evans, Pedro Pascal rom
com that I have no interest in.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
To you, if you put Dakota Johnson in something, I'm
not gonna see it, I'm not gonna see it. Took me.
It took me like four months of strong, really strong
reviews for Peanut Butter Falcon for me to just dive
into that, And after watching that, my main takeaway was, Wow,
this movie could have been great had it not been
for Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Also getting a wide release this week is Life of Chuck.
That is the Tom Hittleston Mark Hamill movie based off
the Stephen King novella.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, it's one of the rare Stephen King pieces that
is not horror esque. It's actually just a regular s story.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Until Go Show Up. And then also getting its twenty
fifth anniversary release this week is Dogma.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Of all these movies this week, I'm more apt to
see Dogma in the theaters because I never did.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
And then also I believe Dogma because of the weird
like Weinstein stuff, the Merrimac stuff. I don't think it's
streaming anywhere, so unless you have a hard copy of it,
you can't see it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
See there you go. You never know when your executive
producer is gonna catch sexual assault allegations, so buy Blu rays.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I mean, but you should always just assume it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, at some point, News.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Dope Warner Brothers Discovery is splitting into two companies. So
kind of what it was five six years ago. I
like how HBO and Warner Brothers Discovery. They're saying we
had it good. Let's go back to how.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It was right. But does this mean two different streaming apps? Now?
What does this mean for the consumer?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
So streaming and studios will be WB Pictures WB Television,
WB Games, HBO, HBO, Max, DC Studios, and their film
and TV libraries. Then we're going to go to global networks,
so CNN, TNT, Sports, Discovery, Discovery Plus, Bleacher Report, and
TV shows or other TV networks. So it looks like
(15:46):
they're splitting the reality slash news and sports off onto
its own thing. Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's kind of a bummer because one of the sneaky
pluses about HBO Max was that you could catch live sports.
But they're also I think I mentioned that to you
a couple weeks ago. So I currently split Max account
with two friends and they send an email they're going
to They're netflixing us. They're going to crack down on
IP addresses and you're only They're only going to allow
the streaming service on one IP address. So that's a
(16:15):
real bummer for for us.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I mean, T and T sports is useless now without
the NBA.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, no, that's that's true. But I find myself, I mean,
you and I Goo grew up predominantly probably baseball and hockey.
I say, right, naturally, as Americans were huge.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Watching Braves on TBS, watching Cubs on WGN, you.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And I had our core were baseball hockey, yes, but
now predominantly the sports that I watch the last four
or five years is basketball and golf. That's what I
consume most on television.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Mac doesn't watch any football.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Well, yeah, but that's you know, one, it's seventeen twenty
five weeks a year, I guess half the year.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's half the year, Mac.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
But on outside of football days, it's either golf or basketball.
And TNT's got a lot of basketball, so that's a bummer.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, sorry about that, Bud, But what are you gonna do,
Warner Brothers, Well done. You see, Zazlev didn't get his
He didn't get his bonus, like he wanted the sixty
million dollar bonus, and they all voted it down.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
The boy love that love that. I mean, you can't.
You can't just be handing out bonuses willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Especially when you're going back to how things were five
years ago. I have this great idea from before I started.
Let's take that news depe.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Remember how good things were before I arrived.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, well that's also so we'll get to the Actually,
let's jump to this really quick. So the July run
times have been revealed for Jurassic World Rebirth Superman and
Fantastic Four, Jurassic World two hours fourteen minutes, Superman two
hours nine minutes, and Fantastic Four two hours ten minutes.
Someone asked James Gunn if WB made him cut down
(17:55):
his movie, and he's like, I'm DC Productions, We have
nothing to do with them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And I also think the whole the whole thing with
getting James Gunn is giving him final say, right, you're
not gonna go and get James Gunn and then have
three or four people looking over his shoulder. Right, you
get James Gunn to be your Kevin Faige and have
final say that's why he's here. So I'm glad, I'm
(18:19):
fucking glad. DC Studios is letting him do his thing.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
They have no gun control over at DC. So the
two hours fourteen minutes on Jurassic World, Rebard seems a
bit long. I asked this to fry Or last week,
but I cut it from the episode because the conversation
was too boring. What is a run time that you
look at and you say that's a bit too long?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
So I'd have to say, all these three movies you
just listened that are just over two hours are all fine?
For me, that's all good. When it approaches two and
a half, that's when we yes.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
When I see two and a half, I'm like that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
But that's when we got to start wondering is is
it worth it?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I also look at you know, who's making the movie
and what it's being made for, so.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Sure, for sure. And in this respect, I would say
that runtime warris me for specifically Jurassic World, because I
think we have to get back to a situation with
these Jurassic World movies Jurassic Park universe, where it's a
little bit shorter, a little bit quicker, a little bit
more suspenseful, and I don't want the human stories they're
inevitably gonna tell us during this runtime.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I thought it was poetic, and I had a chuckle
to myself that I cut that from the episode because
I'm like, some people don't know how to edit out
boring stuff anymore. And I'm like, yeah, I'll take my
own words.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Because you're talking about h I got it. It's sickly.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It was a joke for myself, yeah, right, right, right right,
And then the forty minute podcast felt like it was
three hours long, So.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I didn't you guys, I didn't listen to it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No one else did either. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Fictional baseball draft, Yes, who won in your in your estate?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I would say I did. At one point. I feel
like he made up a movie and just started taking players.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay. I also think, what's what's prior? Thirty one, thirty two,
thirty You.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Could tell me twenty one, you can tell me fifty.
I'll believe you.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Based on the SLAXI wears fifty five, but based on
his taste in movies, probably twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
News deal, Let's go back to this. Mac was wicked
excited about this. The trailer for Wicked for good, y'all
see that Easter eggs.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I have the utmost, the utmost faith in John Chew
to finish off this story in fantastic fashion. I was
so so pleasantly surprised with how good the first Wicked
movie was. Goo not so much. Not a Wicked boy.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I don't like musicals. Let's just get that out of
the way. I first off, let me tell you this
right now, probably not going to see this. You can
find another co host.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Uh for so? I mean you you love Grease too,
So I guess that does mean you're not into musicals
because that movie fucking blows cocks uh wicked for good.
It should be amazing. It may not be. I don't
think it's going to be as good as the first part,
and the music is probably not gonna be as good.
But I'm really looking forward to this, really really looking
(21:07):
forward to this. Not to the level as I would
be a good like sequel on a Marvel movie, but
this might. I might go see this with with my dad.
He loved the first movie too nice.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Bring him to the screening.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Maybe maybe my dad and I will do an episode
of Mack and go.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hey, you know what if someone has to fill in
for me and then I get fucking wally pipped by anybody,
it's not a bad one. You can just call it Max.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
He's getting married in a couple of weeks. Do you
think about that?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's very nice. I like that. But you know how
HBO is getting rid of Max. You can take that.
You can call the podcast Max.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We'll call it. Uh No, I won't make that joke.
I won't throw my dad under the bus.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I have been told. Look, I go to podcast meetings
here at iHeart, not often but sometimes, and I have
been told that our podcast has the worst title.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Ever, I mean yes and no. So to market it
to a broad audience, it's got to be bottom five
titles for a podcast. Ever, However, if we were to
reach that broad audience somehow without by other means, we
would stand out amongst all of them. So it's a
give and take. I enjoy it for what it is.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
We do not describe what we do.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I there's also like people in my life that I
have no idea. Your name's Brian, You're just yeah, And
I wonder like, at work, obviously you're Brian Atenelli WBZ.
Is there anyone that calls you Goo at work?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
What's great actually is that when I do a good
joke at work and then it gets re quoted, someone
will say, hey, Goo said this, like if it's funny,
but if it's something that I do that's bad, they're like,
Brian really fucked up. So I do like that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, I'm always like like when certain people call me Brian,
I'm like, uh oh, I'm in trouble. But then when
other people call me Goo, Like if my in laws
call me Goo, I'm like, what is happening here?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I have? You don't have this because you have a
succinct short first name. It's Brian. Maybe some people will
call you briy.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
B you get B sometimes B sometimes.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I get the whole. Do you prefer Jeffer Jeffrey? And
I'm at a stage in my life, gup, I don't
think I like jeff anymore. I like Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Whoa, whoa Yeah, breaking news?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, I mean Mac j mackaget on it.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
No no, no, no, no no, you're telling people right now.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I like Jeffrey Jeffrey. Yeah, I like Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm gonna clip that and send it to your entire.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Family if you'd like Jeffrey Michael, even toss them.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
That's too much.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Stop that, Jeffrey Michael. Jeffrey Michael. That's what my mom
will say when she's a little disappointed. Jeffrey Michael.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Nothing anyone ever says my middle name?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
But what's your middle name? Joseph, Brian, Joseph bj bj
You could have been bj Antonella this whole time.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Just like bj Upton and then on like one day,
no no, call me Melvin.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Although, to be fair, if you're a boss Man Junior,
you would really own that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Boss Man Jr. Is the fucking best I mean the day.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We found out BJ stood for bosh Man Junior, Like,
that's the coolest nick thing.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Which that makes you think of Boss Lady from the
Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, it doesn't make anything.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It makes me think of that. That's what Regina called
her boss. Regina was her name, right, News up, move
on to our second topic of the episode. We've done
a great job. Moving along. Dave Faloney is reportedly the
top candidate to co run Star Wars after Kathleen Kennedy leaves.
(24:32):
Current thinking is he he would co lead Lucasfilm with
exec Carry Beck. But and I think this is what
do you run these fucking operation meetings? Says some worry
he is too steeped in Star Wars lore, risking the brand,
losing the broader audience. One, He's not the and Or guy,
(24:54):
He's the Ahsoka guy.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm telling you, look at all you fucking morons, all
you did that doubted me that had to read on
Star Wars. You're saying, oh Man talks about Dave Filoni
too much. Dave Filoni is Dave Filoni that they're fucking
saying it themselves. Read the headlines. Read it. We're here
at news dump talking about how the heads the executives
(25:19):
at Lucasfilm are worried that Dave Filoni cares too much
about the bullshit? What have I been saying for like
eight years here, goo, I am so fucking right. I've
never been more vindicated. I'm so so happy that this
is actually out there in print, because listen, Dave Filoni
(25:42):
at his best is the best, the best mind, the
best brain that Star Wars has. However, he's only at
his best like sixty five percent of the time. The
other third really not anything anyone wants. Besides, like that
ten percent of Star Wars fans that know his name
of every planet, every droid, every animal, you know, he
(26:02):
really caters to that ten percent, and that is so
fucking annoying. It's so frustrating. And even the Star Wars
live action shows that we've loved, there's always two or
three episodes mixed in there that are just like, did
we really need that? Did we really need to add
that hour to this season and waste it on that
we could have used that time spent elsewhere. So I'm
glad that they're considering having a no guy for Dave Filoni.
(26:25):
That's what they need, they need a no guy, They
need a guy in there being like, Dave, do we
really need to tell this story? Do we really need
to waste the viewers' time?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I'm still calling it right now. This is the Hail
Mary that is gonna save Star Wars. With all of
the fans, all of the naysayers out there, George Lucas
is coming back. Disney is gonna hire George Lucas.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So I don't know. I do not know as a
man who clearly is on the inside because I called
this eight years ago. I don't know what the working
dynamic between Felony and Lucas is. They both clearly need
no guys. Maybe they can be each other's no guy.
I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
The coup of getting four billion dollars for Star Wars.
Star Wars then goes in. I wouldn't call it a tailspin,
but you have certain people not liking what the what
the what is being produced anymore, and they say they
come to him hat in hand and they say, look,
we're going to give you a lot more money. Can
you bring your big George Lucas brain back?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Right? But the big George Lucas brain is what led
us to trade federations and shit, and so again he
needs an what.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Better time than now to talk about tariffs that's getting
poly charged. And I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
That's a great point, Goude. I don't know. I don't
know what the answer is. You almost need an outsider
to come in and just cut it down right, okay,
as an outsider of Star Wars, here's what I want,
here's what I need, Here's what makes me happy. And
then consider that you know with what you're producing. So
I don't I don't know what the answer is. But
(27:53):
clearly they're concerned about the things they should be concerned about,
which I like, you should be concerned that Dave Filoni
wants to tell droid stories.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Here's dope. Speaking of Star Wars, Mark Hamill does not
care about the Star Wars movies. He is. He is
in his full Harrison Ford mode. At this point he
was asked what orders he was on the view by
the way, so a big broad audience, what order should
people watch these Star Wars movies? And he said, I
(28:22):
don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hamil doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, to take it.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Seems he doesn't. Oh, is that it goes? I think
Mark Hamill is content with what he's produced as Luke Skywalker.
And I also think he's a bit salty that his
last two go rounds is Luke Skywalker took a shit
on it.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I think he just wants to do other stuff. Man,
He just like he's he's in the Life of Chuck movie.
He wants to talk about that movie. He said on
the view, you know, you should do what you want,
but what you should really watch is the Life of Chuck.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I mean he is. He outright said that Luke Skywalker
wouldn't do what Ryan Johnson and inevitably what happened to
the third movie to that character. So I think he's
just he's at peace with what happened. He's over it.
He wants to move on and not talk about Luke
Skywalker anymore. But do you think he is also like
annoyed that fans go nuts for the daged Ai version of.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Possibly No So I saw this story on x SO.
This could be completely false, It might be true. I
don't know what I'm saying right now. Take with a
grain of salt. There was a story that Carrie Fisher
went and saw him in a play in the eighties,
and in the playbill when it went to like his
IMDb rundown of characters that he's played. It said the
plays that he was in, and then it finished with
(29:42):
and he was also in a space movie, so he
kind of was trying to separate himself at that point.
And she saw him after the play and said, what
the fuck are you doing? I'm Princess Leia, Like, just
lean into it, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, that's tough. But it's also one of those things
where back then there was no precedent for being able
to play a legacy character like that. Right, the Star
Wars character James Baul Jones Bond was probably the only one, right,
the only baby.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
They got that shark back for four movies.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
We didn't get these legacy characters until the nineties and
two thousands, So there's no precedent, and there's no guarantee
who's going to be a money maker for that long.
So I totally understand it, and I totally get that.
And on the flip side, Carrie Fisher was going to
be able to make money for hundreds of years if
she just wore her latest slave costume. That's all she needed.
Come on, she could go to these expos and do
(30:35):
that and she was always gonna make money. There was
no guarantee from our camel.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
There's dope. Chris Evans said that he's sad he is
not returning for Avengers Doomsday, saying it's sad to not
be back with the band, but I'm sure they're doing
something incredible, and I'm sure it's going to be that
much harder when it comes out and you feel like
you weren't invited to the party. This is via screen rant,
(30:59):
So this.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Is all a nice little way of setting up, like
it's real sad that I'm not gonna be in Doomsday,
but I am gonna be in Secret Wars.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
But also like this is what they should all be doing.
They shouldn't just be announcing everyone's name. Put a little
mystery behind it. Are they going to show up? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah. I mean, if you get Robert Downey Jr. To
come back and play your biggest villain after he just
played your biggest hero, Chris Evans is no doubt going
to be in one of these.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Two movies and also a villain.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh wouldn't that be something? So doctor Doom, Doctor tom Right,
two Dooms?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I get it. I made the joke last week mine
was better.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I don't know. And Tom dead right? Oh he's double.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
He's a sphinx. That's a mummified cat.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
This is Moonnight News dope over in the Guinness Book
of World's Record, Tom Cruise is running his way back
in there. This is the second time that he has
entered the Guinness Book of World Record. This time he
is entered for the most burning parachute jumps with sixteen.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I mean, like, if we're getting that specific, you and
I should have our site set on a on a
Guiness World record, right, if we're gonna do something at
that specific, Like, what, what's something you and I could
shoot for?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Most oyster is eaten?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay, all right, I don't feel good about anything.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So I don't like that because I think that is
a food that someone would try and eat. You ready
for this? Most bags of croutons eating.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh, they make some good store brand creutons.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
They make really good croutons. I'm a big cheese and
garlic guy.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, those are the best ones. I agree. I feel
like any eating one, though, will instantly be beaten.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It for one week, that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
No one's done it though, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
So what's the process about getting a Guinness World Record
guy on site. We gotta look we gotta get it
look into that.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm sure that if we text them we say I'm
gonna eat a lot of croutons, they'll be really excited about.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That, instantly involved in what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, So I think right now, I know salespeople are listening.
They're right outside the door, right here, if they can
get us a crewton deal.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I just don't feel good about eating one though, because
there's so many competitive eaters out there.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
But no one's done croutons.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
What's what's something that that someone will It'll be real
pain in the asked for them to do.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Uh, most time wasted editing podcasts.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You'd be up there for sure, but then my name
wouldn't be on it.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
You get the video that I set you yesterday. You
know a lot I did that for It's pretty good,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
What about like most burning rose bushes jumped into, you're.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Gonna jump into rose bushes Those.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Have thororns and it'll be on fire.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I don't want to do that. As a kid, I
walked by a rose bush cut my arm up. I'm
not going byzed ever, since I'm not going back by
rose bushes.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay, but that's that's something that no one would want
to do.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And really the worst part about it. I did it
at my grandmother's house. So what she did is she
got the alcohol out and scrubbed away. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I mean, it's not the jump into the rosebush. It's
getting out of the road, right, But.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
You aren't dealing with like the like the delicacy of
like what your mother might do, or she might have
like some nicer ointment or some like nicer lotion. My
grandmother just got out the alcohol and dumped it on there.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, no finetse to that game.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No. I'm still alive though, so credit to her.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Still alive, But bare this dupe.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Samuel L. Jackson said on the Mad Sad Bad Pod,
Like that's a good fucking podcast title right there, I
guess so, But what's it about emotions? I would assume
he said that, uh, he does not Sorry, he does
movies that he would want to go and see. I
do popcorn movies. I don't do movies that I'm gonna
(34:53):
get an oscar for saying people are out there statue
chasing all the time.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I think we just figured out this Gale, right, Daniel
day Lewis Samuel L. Jackson.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, Tom Cruise is right around Samuel L.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Jackson, though Tom Cruise has done probably more dramatics like
Collateral alone, right, that would bump Tom Cruise down a
little bit below Samuel L. Jackson. Although, but Samuel L
did Django. That's sort of Oscar level type stuff, you know.
So I don't know, I don't know. But like Daniel
del lewis for sure the antithesis to Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
So he does not have an Academy Award. He was
nominated for Supporting Role in pulp Fiction. He does have
other awards.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I mean paulp fiction though, is what thirty two years
ago now thirty one years ago?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Ninety four?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah, it's also just nice getting a paycheck sometimes, you know, No,
Jeff Field, I wouldn't mind that every once in a while,
News Dumpe Finally one of them days is getting a sequel.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
This is the Isa Ray produced hit comedy that just
came out this year starring Keiky Palmer and Sizza. The
sequel it is official.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's it makes sense in the sense that this was
sort of set up to be sort of a New
Age Friday, Next Friday, Friday after Next sort of situation.
The movie's decent, Goo, it's their chemistry, Kiki's great, scissors great.
Everything else is just kind of okay in that movie.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It also made pretty good money for not having a
giant budget, so.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
And it got reviewed really really well. Maybe now that
it has a little bit more of a budget, it'll
be kicked up a little bit more. I mean, Next
Friday is not better than Friday, but it's close. It's close.
Uh so maybe the sequel will be real strong news domp.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
All right, what do you want to do at the
end of the week. We want to do that new
idea that we talked about last week. Let's talk about
it off the air, get it, get it rolling.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, let's do a new idea.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Ooo, new idea. What's it going to be? Don't get
too excited.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's not that good, big market tease.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Don't get too excited. Not that good. It's something though,
it's not that good. It's not that good. It'll get
us twenty five episodes, So not that good, not that good,
but content.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, do some simple math there we're ear and then
can figure out maybe what we're doing
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