Tasty Lil' Trios Draft

The Delicious Little Drafts: From Fictional Foods to Iconic Trios

 

Ever wondered what it would be like to bite into the most tantalizing fictional foods from your favorite shows? Or which "Lil" rappers truly deserve the spotlight? Mac and Gu dive headfirst into these delightfully random topics in this episode, delivering a series of mini-drafts that will have you reconsidering what makes the perfect trio, the most mouth-watering fictional meal, and which "Lil" reigns supreme.

Ready to find out which fictional food makes your mouth water most? Or which trio reigns supreme in pop culture history? Listen now and join the debate!

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mac. I read the news today. Oh boy, who's the day?
Oh boy, you see this? You hear about this? What
about it?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Remember Tom Brady?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I do recall him.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, he was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, he was solid at football. In life, well life.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now we're starting to say, what in the age is
going on over here? Because it broke this week that
after the passing of his dog. I believe in the
year twenty twenty three, Tom Brady has cloned that dog
and he is now running around with a cloned dog.

(00:35):
That's a good response. Cough.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I really don't have an issue with this. Oh okay, wow,
because in many cases, when people lose a pet, they
go out and get the same breed. So if you
loved your pet, you might as well double down and
get the two point zero, right, Sata's little helper, you know,
just just keep doing it? Why not? I understand it

(01:00):
gets a little weird and there's a little bit of
an ethics thing at play here, but at some point
I think we're gonna be cloning human beings, so we
might as well start doing it with pets.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Number one. I'm almost convinced that the place that cloned
Brady's dog just gave him a dog that looked the same.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's definitely possible. I could see that, and.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Has pointed out Nara podcasting chat by Wesley Sykes. I mean,
if Ben Stiller could fool Roberts Naro and just spray
paint Jinxy Cat's tail, it could probably fool Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, but Ben Stiller couldn't fool Robert Narrow that the
cat was in the house. I mean cat was in
the house, not for long, even dogs in the house
right now twenty four hours, you realize it wasn't Jinxy Cat.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
But at first he was like, this is Jinxy Cat. Sure, Sure,
It wasn't until Jinxy Cat ruined the house that Bobby
d was like, this is bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't know. I've never known you, you or the
Antonella family to own a dog, never, So I don't know.
You're just not a You don't You're not a pet person.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm not a pet person. And well, it's it's too
hard to take care of myself.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Over the years. I've dealt with two dogs, dog deaths
that my father had over the years, and those are
traumatizing thinking about it. I think I would have been
okay with In fact, my Dad's on his third dog
of my lifetime, and he reused the name from the
first dog. First dog Nikita, second dog Dakota. Third dog

(02:24):
now Nikita again. Nikita also should have named it nick Thrita.
Three different dogs, three different kinds of dogs. First one
was a shepherd American bulldog mix. Second one was a
straight shepherd. Third one is a husky. Reusing the name
is more weird to me than cloning the dog. Clone
the dog and name. It's something different, I think is

(02:46):
less weird than using the same name.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I do like that as a show because you outweigh
my opinion. We're pro cloning pets, but as I mentioned earlier,
it's very difficult even taking care of myself. I'd be
into human clones. I'd be into a clone of myself
in the.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
House just to do like simple tasks. Yeah, why not?
I mean, we watched the substance and we know.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
That stating to extract a better version of myself. I'm
my best version right now.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
At some point, the clone past my prime is gonna
want to fight you to be you well Mickey seventeen. Yeah,
and can you beat your clone? No, You're gonna be
more tired than the clone.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm way more tired than my clone. He's not gonna
have a belly button. That's how clones work, right, right,
we've all seen kyle x y.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Now we're definitely looking at the possibility of my clone
being able to seduce my wife.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Right. Well, there's there's a massive benefit for her to
have two of you, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm not lasting long, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
So then the family's gonna miss having the two of
you do activities. So then do you end up with
a second clone? So now real Goo's dead, but two
clones are alive.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Wait are we talking? Like when you chop off the
head of a dragon, you get three dragons.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, you just make another clone. So now the clones.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Now there's another clone?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
No I know, and now saying you've been killed by
Clone one?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
And now Clone one is overwhelmed by how many tasks
he needs to do. He's like, you know what I need?
I need a clone. So now Clone two comes along.
Now Clone two's doing the mundane task. Clone one's living
your former life.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I am curious. I'll have to ask my wife later.
Would the amount of pleasure of having two goos around
would that offset the annoyance of having two Goos around.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Either way, there's a lot of goo, a lot of goo.
One good three yeah, chop three. King of Queen Mill

(04:58):
Street Entertainment.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'm Go and I'm Mac and we are the Mac
and Goo Program. We bring you whatever this is.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, whatever this is. This is from Goos Juicy six Pack.
Mind the mind that brought you the Goose Juicy six Pack. Uh.
We got a little draft thing, little draft episode.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well we're calling this and you'll see it in the
title delicious Little Draft. Okay, not delicious little trio. There
we go.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
So all right, like a carnae trio.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Right, because we are doing we're doing three little drafts
in one. I don't think any would be good enough
to have their own episode. Having said that, I think
they could all have their own episode, except for the
middle one where I am out of my league.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, yeah that's uh yeah, yeah, agreed, agreed.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
So why are we doing drafts? Well, it's the fall
and it's windy.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I mean, what better time than to do a draft
up draft? There's wind involved.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
October is over. Octsier Berr, which we forgot about three
weeks ago, is over. So we need a new thing
for this month. So without further rag goo and now.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Time for what youme on and waiting for the year.
Right now, when the streets are paid with gold. We
don't want no dead woofer. Those only ducky shine crackers,
a funny duddy may doo, but no gobbledey gook. Only
the best of the best will be taken in the draft.
But not just any old draft.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's the Mac and Goo draft, that's right.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Other Goo that could be a clone of Goo Goo singing,
not just any old draft of Mac and Goo draft,
old timey goo. I wonder if each of my clones
would have weird personalities.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, so that like that. We saw that with Mickey seventeen.
That'd be interesting because if they're not all doing the
same thing naturally, they're gonna evolve a little differently.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well we look at multiplicity, they're all a little bit different.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Michael Keaton's Yeah, I guess that's that's a good one too.
For myself twenty years ago, fifteen years ago, I think
there was a number of different paths I could have
gone down. So I think there for sure it would
be different versions of me. They'd be a real son
of a bitch me out there somewhere.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, well, there's already one sitting across from me. But
there was an episode of Muppet Babies recently that my
son always watches come true where Kermit was cloning himself
because he didn't have enough time to spend with all
of his friends. And by the fourth or fifth clone,
was something wrong with that Kermit.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, but when you're already dealing with a simple mind
like Kermit, just get.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Not a simple mind.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh, Kermit's a simpleton.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
He's a muppet. He's a sesame Street. That's all I got.
He's got two things.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You can't even think of a third thing. Yeah, well
that's two things. He drinks tea. What is this?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
What are we doing today? Well, once again, it's the fall.
So there's a draft outside. Let's talk about And I
when watching television often I'll say to myself what I
see on the screen looks delicious. I want to eat that.
So the first draft up today is drafting fictional food

(08:13):
or food that we see in television shows or movies. Mac,
do we know who's picking first?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
We got a penny to show the folks. And when
we get our heads and the tails.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
So tales never fails. I will take tails.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
You're calling it even before I flip it.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, it's heads said, Oh yeah, do you want first
or second pick?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
This is the foods Ummm, I'll take second pick.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay, with the first overall pick. In the Mac and
Goo fictional food Draft, I will be taking from the
nineteen ninety five movie there is a slice of pizza
being eaten by Max in Peage at a hotel in
a Goofy movie that when they pull it out of
the box, the cheese pole is outrageous. This is the

(09:04):
best looking piece of food I have ever seen in
any property. Give me the cheese pizza from a Goofy movie.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, you just took a slice of cheese pizza.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Have you seen the pole?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
All right, I'm I'm gonna fall cheese pizza up with
the Brontosaurus ribs from the Flintstone skew. What a mistake
you've made. You can't find Bronta sauce in real life.
You can find cheese pizza in real life. What a
fucking dummy you are? Broad sauce ribb You see how
big those are? The car tips over I would saying
I feel bad for your car, cars in rough shape.

(09:38):
Your cars ann be fucking tipped over Bronasaurus ribs. I
know your mouth would be water in the minute you saw.
Let me ask you this, when they bring over the
Bronosaurus ribs, what are you gonna do with your hands?
It's a great question.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do you think like this? Put them together? Maybe your lips.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Here's a question for you. Yeah, are you tuck You're
a napkin guy or napkin over the the the the.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Pri so I put it over my private areas. Fucking
stupid question. I should put it over my shirt more though,
because I am a slob. I'm a slob.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Um.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Now I have a decision to be made here, gu
there's plenty of stuff left on the board. I feel
like this oddly hasn't been a thing, and I would
like to make it a thing. Believe it's from nineteen
seventy eight or nineteen seventy Nine's the jerk cup? Oh pizza.
I would like to eat pizza via cup, no mess,
no mess involved. Imagine that sauce, cheese, and bread and

(10:35):
cup form.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
You mocked me from my great selection of a slice
of pizza to then take pizza from.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
A cup he took cheese pizza. Watch the cup, oh cup,
oh pizza.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
We are at a restaurant recently and I ordered. I
was like, okay, I'm gonna get a French onion soup.
And my wife's like, why are you gonna get a
French onion soup? And I'm like, wait for it. It
came over. I had to like crack the cheese on
the top, open took the spoon. I could have climbed
up a ten foot ladder and you could have seen
the cheese dripping down from my spoon.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I love that dish, nothing like a good pole. I
love that dish, nothing like a good pole. And I
love French onion soup. I mean, you got back to
the backs here go. I don't know how you can.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Fuck it hack life hack. If you are ordering a
French onion soup, save a dinner.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Roll, Yeah, you ate something to dip it in for sure.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Well there's already bred in there. I'm saying there's gonna
be some leftover.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Bra leftover always yea, save a dinner roll and you
can put that in your back pocket.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's my new catchphrase, mac my next pick here. And
this is something that when I did this beyond the
pizza my first thought. My second thought. The first thought
was the pizza was There is an episode of The
Rugrats where they're at a mini golf place and all
Tommy talks about is ice cream Mountain. They go on

(11:49):
to find out that it's not real. It's just a
miniature golf setup. Sure, but when they hit the hole
in one, which it was a scam, there was something
blocking the hole. They get the actual ice cream mountain
at the end. I want ice cream Mountain from The Rugrats.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, all right, I mean better than slice of pizza,
that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now let's get to the wild card. This is the
X factor. This could blow up in my face or
win me the championship. By the way, we're going six rounds.
Sit tight, don't move six jesus. This next one could
be the most delicious thing on the board or a
giant honk of shit. Okay, we don't know what it is,
we don't know what it tastes like, but we're told

(12:32):
by LOOMI are that it is delicious. Give me the
gray stuff from Beauty and the Beast.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
It just you felt you slipped, it fell down the
hill and now you're tumbling out a million miles an hour.
Try the gray stuff, gray stuff, the gray stuff. I
don't know what it is. Yeah, all right, I could
be in for something amazing. Gray stuff off the board
uhud one. Even though it exists, it doesn't exist in

(13:02):
the form it was introduced in. I'd like a little,
you know, sweet little sweet tooth action. Here, give me
the ever last lasting gobstopper from Willie Walker and the
Chocolate Factory. Yeah, you know, they tried to replicate it.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
And it doesn't last.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's not an ever last not the same though. Yeah
it's not. It's not everlasting one. Now now I don't
like I feel like I gotta take it just because
of its reputation. I didn't want to. I thought you
may take it pretty high. But here it with my
fourth pick, I think I'm gonna go the Krabby Patty

(13:40):
from SpongeBob. I have questions and had to get drafted.
I don't know how delicious it's gonna be, but it's notable.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Right My question to you, and maybe they've answered this
on the show. Maybe some people who have done deep
dives on SpongeBob can answer this, But like, what is.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
It I don't know. I don't know. Is it a.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Burger named after mister Crabs or has he forsaken his
kind and he is selling actual crab meat to the people.
He'll do anything for money. Let's get that out.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Do you ever have a nice crabcake? Goo? Crabcakes are delicious?
I love delicious.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Do you think he's selling crab cakes.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I think it's a possibility. I think it's absolutely a possible.
I think we have a soil and green possibility on
our hands here with mister Crabs.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
He likes money, sure does mac.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Let me toss this next one at you here, and
I've already got one really delicious dessert.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
How about another one? One that is looked at as
this is punishment, you have to finish this whole thing.
And then a kid said, that's not punishment. I'll suck
this whole sum bitch down. And that is the chocolate
cake from Matilda. Okay, delicious, double rich chime cake.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I feel like the fat kid makes it look more
delicious than it actually is. That's just a fat kid
going crazy on a chocolate cake. You know, he's really
hamming it up for it, Like I know, I know
the cake looks good, but I mean, you're trying to
sell me in the morals of the cake when I
think it's more the fat kid making it weak.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I think it also has to do with you know,
when a lady goes in front of you and says
you got to eat this whole cake, and you're like,
there's a challenge.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's true and you and I complete child.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
We love challenges more than anything else, especially when it's
scarfing down cake. So I will take the cake from
Matilda my fifth pick. We have one more after this.
This is one that it is a real life food.
I can probably find it somewhere. I had no idea
about it before the movie, and I also thought that

(15:36):
the main character was a titular character, when in fact
that's not the case. It is ratituy. I understand that
it is just steamed vegetables with some kind of a
sauce or a cremon there. But when that old critic
ate it, it transported him to some kind of weird

(15:57):
zen happy place that we've only seen in Happy Gilmore.
I need to try this rat's fucking vegetable stew.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
So to be clear in a draft of fictional foods,
that you most want to eat eight aples and bananes.
You chose vegetables.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I want vegetables prepared by a rat.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
By a rat, all right, not even the rat controlling
the ray romano sounding. I want the rat to make it. Yeah, no,
I get it, all right. You got one left. I hope,
I hope mister irrelevant is worth it. I got three
things here left that I really really like, and I

(16:40):
don't know. I'm gonna go with the grilled cheese from
the movie Chef. I knew you were gonna take just
starring John Favreau. That is smack. You say that, Tell
me when you've seen a great, a green chee like
that in real life. Fuck it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I'll admit, though, When I try and make it like that,
I always end up a little bit because when you
cook it with the mayo, it's tough.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
And the extra cheeses it's hard to manage minded cheeses.
I've never wanted to fuck a sandwich as bad as
I do that grilled cheese from Chef It is sexy.
That is the best two minutes of cinema in cinema history.
And then gou too left here. I don't know what
kind of palette I'm gonna fill I feel like you

(17:24):
know Ron Stoppable's Knacko is a good candidate. Here you
get Tubby Custard from the Tellytuppies. If you want to
fill a little voy there time for Tubby bye Bye.
I'm gonna go with mister Ping's noodles from Kung Fu Panda.
Here's really round out my six here. I didn't have
a noodle type dish, a grainy type dish, So I'm

(17:45):
gonna add mister Ping's noodles.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Okay, So I'll be taking my last pick here, and
this is tough. I'll go over the honorable mentions after,
but I'm gonna throw one out there that I'm not
sure specifically where it's from. And maybe I'm going going
too sweet on all these picks.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Sweet, you do deserve a raise in the form of
a sweet Diet Dr Pepper.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I am gonna go with another dessert.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yes, I thought you were taking doctor Pepper.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I would love a Doctor Pepper. I loved this. If
we could get I think as like an agreement, the
beverage of choice that we would want to sponsor this
show is diet Doctor Pepper, no doubt, No doubt.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Because you're you're not as high as Mountain dew as
I am.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I'm gonna do this one because I feel like there's
nothing better than being swept off your feet. I've already
discussed vegetables that will send me to you know, fucking Nirvana.
I'm gonna take a pie cooling on a window sill
from a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
All right. I mean we all know, we all know it.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
It could be Tom and Jerry, it could be letting
Tom and Jerry, it could be any Hanna Barbera.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
You want a pie made in the nineteen forties as
your pick?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Here, I want a pie cooling on a window sill.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay for my pick. Now let me ask you this scue.
Are you gonna fuck the pie?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I would like the pie that Jim has already gotten
to an American pie.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I'll take the half fucked pie thing.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Are there any honorable mentions that we did not get
to that you think need to be mentioned?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
When you mentioned Rugrats, I thought you were gonna go
reptar bar there.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's although I will say I did watch that episode
recently where it does turn their tongue green, and I'm like,
did they invent the What is the popular chocolate right now,
the the Dubai chocolate. Did they invent Dubai chocolate?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's a great question. I don't know. That's above my
pay grade there. I don't even know what the fuck
you're talking about. Dubai choky.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's pistachios mashed up inside of chocolate.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Okay, all right? That was an option in speaking of
green goo, green eggs and ham.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
You know, I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I mean, I like all those things, I just don't
I don't fantasize over it. I thought you might go
the big Kahuna burger from the Tarantino vert.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
But you coulda go big Cohuna burger. You coulda go
and good burger. You could have done Mondo Burger.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, yeah, I went Krabby Patty, yeah, I think. And
then besides Tubby Custard Naco, I don't have anything else.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
So the Simpsons donut. That's a nice little one. I
actually I tried one of those at Universal.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
How'd that go? It was good? Very good.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Garfield's lasagna he never makes it look appetizing.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, And I gotta be honest, you sometimes I like
a lazy man's lasagna over like a well constructed lasagna.
You know. Sometimes the noodle what would you call those?
What noodles are they?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
That's a nice broad noodle, Yeah, like those.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Thick noodles sometimes are almost they don't cook well enough,
I guess is what I'm getting at. I want it
to be real broken down.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
All the pizza from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, none of
it looks very appetizing.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, and I didn't wind end up with a Dom's pizza.
You know in.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
PoCA Hantas, Miko is eating these biscuits. Those look delicious.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
You're right, that's a good pole right there.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I'm not a huge honey guy, but to eat out
of a tub like Winnie the Pooh stick my hand
in there, slurp it up.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Maybe a hot honey.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'm surprised you didn't take the spaghetti and syrup from Elf.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You know what, I bet it would taste decent. I
bet it would taste decent. I think he's got M
and MS on there too.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
You get the Sunday gravy from Goodfellas. You see the
entire process of that, so you know it's good. My
wife hates it, and I don't call it this, but
I will just a round like, Oh, have you tried
my gravy?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah? No, I'm a sauce guy. It's not gravy.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
And you said there wouldn't be enough gravy, because I
make enough. I know what's gonna cover everything. You don't
need too much, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I mean also, you can just freeze it and reuse it.
It's okay to have too much sauce. So it wouldn't
be enough gravy.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
None of my gravy. There's enough of my gravy.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Now you being a deeply Italian family, Yeah, is there
arguments amongst your family whether it's sauce.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
No, it's a sauce. Okay, you know what gravy is.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
You don't how any gravy boys.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Gravy's brown.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yes, agreed.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
There's a sandwich that Rodney Dangerfield eats.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Do you have here? I have a lot?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Jesus once again, there is a sandwich that Rodney Dangerfield eats.
And back to school where he shoves everything on the
table in there. All right, that's how I eat sandwiches, okay,
And then finally from friends and I'll be having this
by the end of the month. It is a moistmaker.
It is all of the Thanksgiving stuff tossed into to

(22:22):
a sandwich and in the middle is a piece of
white bread dipped in gravy, absorbs the gravy, and that
is what Ross eats.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, you can make it as well as she can, though,
so that's it'd be a tough draft pick.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
So I was thinking of Monica's Moistmaker.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Okay, hey, you know what I watched the other day?
What's that scream two? Monica's Moistmaker in that? I bet
it was quite much. Come on, she's at her peak.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
And screen I know David Arquette punches you in the face, not.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Just any old draft and the macin.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Draft, Matt, can you please describe what this next draft is.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
This next one is something we stubled into our in
our post episode last episodeisode kind of the genesis for
this stupid fucking episode. We're gonna draft Lil's l I
l Lil's you may know them mostly as rappers. We're
gonna do a four round draft of Lil's Lily. I
don't know what we're building the squad four, but we're
drafting four of them each.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
And also we'll do a recap at the end of
all of our drafts, and that's when you can decide who.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm gonna flip a coin.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Here, flip a coin.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm gonna say tails against all right, heads failed again,
failed twice. I want the first pick in this because
there's plenty of rappers out there. I'm gonna save the
rappers for picks two, three, and four. I'm taking Bye
bye Little Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
You mother fucker. Yeah, most pick on the board, Lil Sebastian.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, man, I guess maybe I could have had them
wait if you, if you were gonna take him at all,
but Little Sebastian number one pick easy. He's too unique
to the knock on number one. I forget that, Yeah,
Little Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
All right, I will take who I believe to be
the best rappers or the most well known rappers on
the board.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I will go with the first. I believe I didn't
do enough research into this. Lil Kim.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, how many licks take?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
That's one of her songs, right, oh, Lit Kim.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
If you're talking like iconic early two thousands outfits, you've
got j Loo's green dress. Obviously, you get b York's
stupid swan thing. But Lil Kim's pasty. It's right there.
J Jackson's pasty. I guess too.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
But Eve have a nice little outfit too.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh Eve, did Eve also too? Little paw Prince? Yeah? Yeah,
well those were tattoos, yeah, lit pop Prince? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Can I pick those Little paw Prince?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I will take with my next pick someone who I
think is a pretty good rapper, but I also enjoy
his comedy writing and I enjoy his show. I will
take Lil Dicky.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh all right, all right, all right. I was hoping
to get a little Dickie here. I was hoping he'd
slip through the cracks for you. I think it's a
bold choice to go Kim over Wayne Goho leaving me Wayne.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I'm going with the first one and then the one
that is the whitest.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I think the Lils became all Lil's because of Wayne, though,
So give me Lil Wayne here. Okay, the most influential lil.
I think by a mile.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Is this a four or five round?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Four? Four? So you got two picks, two more. I
got two left as well. Lil Wayne. I mean, I
think at his peak the best of the Lils as well,
some of the best of all time at his peak.
I don't know how you let Lil Wayne slip all
the way back to me here at four goo. And
then this one just makes too much sense to pair
Lil Wayne. Give me a little John. Yeah, I should

(25:47):
have taken Little John.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
That's on me.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, I got Wayne and John back to back there.
But I mean I had Dicky and Kim right up
there with him as well. But that's why I wanted
to get Sebastian out of the way, all.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Right, So with my next pick, I'm gonna take him,
so you cannot you.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Do deserve a raise in the form of a sweet
diet Doctor Pepper, give.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Me a little Sweet.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I mean kind of cheating. It's we got sound bites
from him.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Like that's that's a sound bite that.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I have stained from using them. How about that?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
When you were doing this, you're like, I hate this
fucking episode. But if you get, if you get the
sound bite of little Sweet, I will join. Yeah, So
now I have little.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
You got Little Sweet.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
And then finally my last pick here for Lil's I
will take from the Red Rats.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Will all right? All right, that's not bad. I like
a unique lil that's one, right, there. I was trying
to think of Lily's like that, and I couldn't. I
couldn't find one that's a good one. Lil from the
rug Rats. Uh so you've left two on my board here,
gu and I was open to just have one so
I didn't have to make the decision between Lil Mama, who,

(26:51):
of course most famously saying my lip classes pop in.
It's a great one. Maybe I want a female here,
but I think I'm gonna go a Lil rel Hoo,
Lil Rel Howary.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's a nice one.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Comedian actor, just an all around talent. I got the rappers.
I got a little Sebastian. I think Lil Rel Howery
rounds me out better than Little Mama does with much
respect to lipclass.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
That's a good one. Are there any honorable mentions that
we need to get in or now?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Just Little Mama is the last one I had on
my list? Little Pigs, Yeah that's not bet but with
a t yeah, they also might be popping up in
this next one though, Yeah, yeah, true. And so there
is thirty like honorable mentions of rappers from the last
fifteen years. I hate them all.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Romeo bow wow, oh bow wow.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Is on my list. I forgot about bow Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I don't know who this fella is, but I like
his name. Little Peep.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Little Peep is popular, Little Peep little real. Howary and
the Macraft all right, let's get to our final draft here,
and this is gonna be an eight round. We've already
done a full episode of Best Duos, and I said,
what is better than that? Trios?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You want to call it tailor that never fails?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Tails again, Let's see if you can go for three.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
A never fails, never fails. So Mac would be getting
to pick first or do you want to pick first
or second?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
This is a tough one here. I have no idea
where your mind's at. So I think I'm gonna let
you pick first here.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Out okay, So I'll pick first here and let me
just toss this out there, because while doing research, you're
going through lists and everything else, and so many lists.
They would take a duo and then add a third
one on there. It's like, no, they're more famous for
the duo. Don't call this a trio. Or they would
take a quartet and chop someone off. It's like no, no,
it's four, don't present me John Paul in fucking uh

(28:44):
George Ringo is involved too.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
No, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
The two most egregious was Ghostbusters, where it's like there's
four of them, don't just count the black guy, Like
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Like, don't get racistuff? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
And then also Star Wars Chewbacca.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I get the Star Wars one more, but you're right,
Chewy is maybe more popular than everyone but Luke.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
But if Han and Chewey are the greatest jewel of
all time, you can't then take Han and be like
he's the greatest trio with these other two.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I think you'd have a better argument for one of
the guys with the two droid C three P and
R two D two.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
So I guess with my first pick here. When looking
at trios, what I like to do is try and
find an even balance between the three. I don't want
one that's too popular over the other two. It's the
same argument I made last time when you were like,
Scottie Pippen is the same as Michael Jordan. Not quite.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I don't think that I made that argument.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
You said you could take Jordan off those nineties bulls
team and they win eight in a row.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
That's what you said it was weird. I don't know
who you're talking about. It wasn't me, it was you.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
You said that you are a Pippin' truther, that's for sure.
Not so with my first pick here. This is tough,
but I believe with all three of these characters they're
interchangeable of any of them could be the lead. They
all have different colors, so you know which ones which.
But I'm gonna go with the Ducktails boys. I'm gonna

(30:12):
go with Huey, Dewey and Louisa.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Any of them can be the standout. They all have
slightly different personalities and they could all lead. That is
a true trio. I'll give you that. I it wasn't
in my top three or four just for personal reasons.
And I understand what you're talking about. How you like
a nice balanced thirty three point three three percent all
the way through And Huey, Dewey and Louie is a

(30:35):
good one for that.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
And hear me out they rhyme.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Rhyming's huge. I do like rhyming. I'm glad you did that, Goo,
because the top two trios on my list, which I
think should have been the top two on everyone's list,
give me Dusty's Child, Bang Beyonce eat my shorts.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well that's not really a balance, though, that's what do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Michelle's great, Kelly's what do.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
You call the balance of Destiny's Child?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Though? Which?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
First off, it was it's four at the beginning, so
let's not even.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well, it was four, became three, became four, became three. Again,
there was multiple.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So which Destiny's Child are you taking? Because one of
those is against the rules.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I'm taking the three.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
The four would be against the rules.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Michelle ended up being like a gospel singer, a mildless
successful goss.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
No, she's a very successful gospel Kelly.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Became a very obviously popular R and brst in her
own right. But you get Beyonce here come yeah. But
let me ask you, what is the percentage on Destiny's
Child between the three? Well, it evolved, just as insynct
did with with Timberlake. Early on it was pretty even,
and then by like oh two, it was like, oh,
this is Beyonce's band.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Okay, So in O two, what is the percentage?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It's probably like sixty percent Beyonce twenty percent each the
other two. I need a clear leader.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
You want say, my name Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, yes, when no one needs to actually I think
say my name. And they had their had four in there,
so I was trying to trick you. Jump and jump
in there at four and then that's trying to trick you. Yeah,
I'm on it a survive I'm a survivor. I'm not gonna.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Give that's three right around where they get to like bootylicious,
that's when it's like, that's when it's the Beyonce Show.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I'm gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Okay, that's good. That's good.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Next pick place, TLC, TLC.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I wanted these two, so that was my that was
my risk giving you first pick. But I had to
see where your head was at. And it looks like
so they all do.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
They have distinct roles, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
But maybe I should take them over Desky's child.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
But all do what they do very very well, very.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well, very well, and not for nothing. If we're talking
in the looks department, distinct looks as well. So there's
something there for everyone.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Also, one of them is gonna burn your house down.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I love that. I love that aspect.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
All right, let's move on to me. I get two
picks here, and this is tough.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I think it's too ar I'll take Nirvana. Okay, I'm
gonna take Nirvana. And I know I just said, you know,
one might be too much of a leader, but Dave
Grohl has really come out of that and been a
super famous person. Chris nover Sal.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I was just gonna ask you if you knew the
name of the third guy.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Chris Noverseelic at the time he was he was the clown.
He was the clown of the band. Everyone everyone loved
themselves and Chris no nover Selic.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I mean, the band defined an era of music. So
it's a good trick.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
But I'll also say this kind of cheating because there
is a fourth member.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, I guess justice for Pat. Smear for Pat. Yeah, folks,
get your pap smears detech cancer.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh go and donate to Davy's November page.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
There you go, There you go. So Nirvana Nirvana to
go at number four over? Okay, So I just took
a band. I don't need to take another one, or
I could have What else is there? Oh you know what?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Maybe the best movie trio where all of them really
do serve a purpose, we get some of the best
speeches of all times, some of the best quotes of
all time. The movie just turned fifty years old. I
will take the Jaws trio of Quent, Brody and Hooper.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Wow. Interesting, interesting, I like it. Iconic trio, iconic trio.
The movie does not work without all three. So in
that respect, whatever percentage you want to give it, I
don't care. The movie doesn't work without all three. So
all right, solid, you're thinking outside the box a little
bit here go. I'm trying to you know what.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I love a good cheeseburger, but I'd rather take that
butt off and have a taco bell.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Speaking of food meats, Gou, I'm gonna give you my
favorite trio, the Carne trio. As I mentioned at the
top of the episode, give me pepperoni, bacon and sausage,
pizza on pasta, on anything, pepperoni, bacon and sausage. If
you can't beat that trio, Carne trio, it's the fucking
can It's the best. I mean bacon, pepperoni sausage to me.

(34:46):
I know there's a lot of bacon lovers out there,
but to me, that's a very even uh load workload.
There so I can't believe you let it fall to me.
You're at the fifth, pick, sixth pick. What have I
got here? I don't know who knows? All right? So
I got the Karne Trio, Little think Boxing here as well.
Give me Vinosaur, Blastoye and charzard Oh the opening three.

(35:09):
I like that the original three starters, fully evolved, fully evolved, iconic.
I think you can, Like, you can't just pick any
three random Pokemon, right, because that's cheating, But I think
those three work.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Maybe not the evolved form, but even if it is
the Charmander squirrel Ball Bazaar, that's still the trio.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I like that pick.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's nice, thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'm appealing to the olds tonight. Okay, I'm gonna go
with the Stooges O Larry Curly.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh, I was gonna say, which part of the Stooges
would you like? Because I want I want Shampig shamp truth.
I'm a big Shemp guy, all right, So I'm gonna
go with that.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Not necessarily my favorite type of comedy, I know that
they dominated comedy what one hundred years? How long were
the Stooges around for.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I mean started in the forties I believe.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
The eighteen forties and they taught us how to not
get poked in the eye.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Thank you. I've never been poked in the eye of
my life because of the.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Three and the stoges. Unless someone went with one finger
to go to one side, then you are defenseless.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Shit.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Okay, oh you know what I want to do. Here
we go. This is the crown jewel. Baby, give me
Rocky Colt and Tom Tom. Oh good one from three
ninjas three ninches. That's a good one, and go.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I like that. That's a good draft pick.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Right, I'm excited about that.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You're all over the map, but I like it. I
can't connect dots between the three that you're you're choosing,
but I'm liking my six pack. I'm enjoying what you're
doing here. H shit, all right, yeah you got this.
Now I'm in a tough spot here. I got four
of my eight and now everything's like kind of the

(36:57):
same to me. I'm gonna take Harry, Ron and Hermione.
You can have it is you know, Harry obviously is
the driving force, but he can't succeed without Ron and Hermione,
which makes them a great and the other two are lovers. Yeah,
well maybe you never know if Harry got involved or not,
or maybe there's a cup chair situation.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
You know, he could put that invisibility cloak on.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Harry Ron and Hermione is fun. Give me Harry, you're
on in her mind. I don't love it, though. I'd
really like to go with another band here, but I've
already got two, so I'm gonna pass on that. I
think I'm gonulda go with the Powerpuff Girls here.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. They're fun, they're energetic, they're colorful.
It gives me a little little change.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I also, I believe them to be like a forty
thirty thirty group of like one might have a little
bit more. But it's pretty even. Yes, yes, that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
All right.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
My next pick here, it's a bit of an Alvin
Simon Theodora situation of one truly being the star of
the bunch. But maybe my favorite comedic acts of the
last twenty or so years, give me Lonely Island.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Pretty good one, pretty good. I thought you were gonna
go with Alvin Simon and Theodore after that precursor there.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
It's actually funny on their podcast they Akiva said, oh,
I guess I'm the Simon of the group, and then
Yorma said, what why would you call Andy theodoor? Andy
is clearly the album of the group. Let's not but yeah,
give me Lonely Island.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
How many? How many does that give you?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I have six so far? Okay, we both have six,
six so far, so Lonely Island and then I will
go for my seventh pick here. I'm gonna do this
to tear your heart out, because that's what I like
to do. Give me Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
What are you doing? Los draft is lost? The draft Gordo.
You drafted Gordo.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
They're in love.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
He's a fucking loser. You can't have Gordo. You can't Gordo.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
That's the trio.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
No, no, no, no, Oh my god, Cross, I mean,
that is the trio. But that's why they're not a
good trio. God, I can't believe you just did that.
I'm so offended right now. First of all, shut out
Hillary Duffin or a new single that's yet to be Really,
it's in your sack. That's in your sack. Don't worry.
And Miranda's played and I gotta give Miranda credit here.
At like twelve years old, she was going by one

(39:23):
name Lalaane. She didn't really do anything after her teenage
years and then Gordo. I'm sure someone was killed her.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Wasn't she blackballed by Lizzie McGuire's mom.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Maybe. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I have no idea that's why she left the show,
did she?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I think the show just ended.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
No, she left the show with like five episodes left. Oh, okay, Tiff,
Hillary Duff's mom kind of pushed her out.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Lizzie McGuire's mom or Hillary duff'son Hillary Duff's mom, Okay,
all right, that's who Lizzie maguire is. I know, I'm
asking if it was her TV mom or her real mom.
She wasn't in the fucking Realm movie either, Yes, she was.
I don't know if that's true. She certainly was. I'm
not sure if that's true. You know who else doesn't
like Hillary Duff's mom. Who Frankie Munez. What's the name

(40:06):
of the movie they're in together.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
It's either Big Fat Liar or Agent Cody Banks.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
It's one of those two. The other one has Amanda Buns.
I still get a lot on the board here, Goo,
I think this is this is more near and dear
to my heart, I'm gonna take the Beg's Barry, Robin
and Maurice. Maurice not the most popular of the three,
but the Begi's are great. They also had a younger
brother that was not a part of the band, Andy,

(40:31):
who had a pretty successful solo career. But give me
the Beg's and now there's a lot left. I'm gonna
take Three's company. Okay, Three's company, which iteration Suzanne Summers.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Suzanne Summers outshines the other two, though, well, even if
you go lit'sten. So like, let's say Suzanne Summers is
sixty five percent, you then go with John Ritter at
thirty percent and then at five percent Joyce to Yeah,
but you get.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
A brunette in there and Susanne Summers. You just allowed
me to get Beyonce and Susan Summers though, so that's
pretty good on my end there. I'll go through my
honorables after you pick your dumb last night.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Okay, my final pick here, I don't have a food,
you have your heart attack pizza.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I will tell it could be a boat.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That's a good point. I'm gonna take. You wake up
in the morning and you think it's gonna be like
the one that comes right home to you. And I
would walk five hundred miles for a bacon, egg and cheese.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I mean, it's kind of bullshit. Sorready took bacon, but
that's fine. That's fine. I like it.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
So can I not take bacon, egg and cheese.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
You could take a bacon, egg and cheese.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Bacon, egg and cheese better than belt by the way.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Hear me out. Yeah, bacon greater than sausage, but sausage,
egg and cheese better than bacon, egg and cheese.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
So no, I think bacon, egg and cheese is better.
But I have it so much that it's almost a
treat to have sausage, egg and cheese.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Okay, I'll agree to disagree there, All right, let me
run down my trios here. I've got honorable mentioned, Yes,
honorable mentions. Gu Also in the Pokemon world, Ash Misty
and Brock I decided to go with three man over there. Well,
let me ask you this.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
When Brock leaves, who's that nerd with the camera? I
don't remember, I don't remember he was in a Pokemon
World po game.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Mind the Joe Bros. Another another band option there, Hanson.
Hanson would have been Luke, Han and Lea. We discussed
I don't want any there, Shrek, Donkey and Fiona.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I don't like that one either, because the duo is
Shrek and Donkey.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Fiona's kind of yeah, but Fiona, it's not a part
of the duo.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
That's why I didn't take them.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, the Musketeers, gu I couldn't name them, Yeah, I
couldn't either. And then they also add a fourth.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
d'Artagnan lumiere Jacques Pierre.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Alvin Simon Theodore. You talked about the wise men gut taking.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Let me toss this out here too. One Halloween. I
might have mentioned this on the podcast before. I was
a musketeer and there was only.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
One of me. You were Duck Danion. I don't know
who I was, but I was like, usually when you're
a musketeer, you team up with two other people and
your three musketeers. That was a solo musket you could
a second musket musketeer.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
No.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
That was the year that my that my brother won
a Halloween costume contest. You know what he was dressed
as what al Borland. Uh, you gonna have to send
me a picture of that, please, I'll have to find it.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Wise, men were an option blind my sku. I was
thinking as well. And then one if we if I
could have had a ninth draft pick, I would have
taken ed Ed and Eddie.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
That was another one that I was looking at too.
We mentioned Little Pigs earlier. The three Caballeros I was
looking at as well. But that's very Donald Duck focused.
I would say, Uh, you know Jose Kakio and Pantito
Pastoles a little bit too much in the background. Sure yes, mate, Sure,
Green Day Rush, Okay East Boys, Sure the Workaholics gang

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not that, not bet. My eighth pick was almost Kevin Garnett,
Paul Pierce, Ray.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Allen, Oh, the big three of the ogre three. Well,
I guess the og would have been Bird, McHale and Parish.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I'm also surprised that you didn't go with Charlie's Angels.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
They were on the list. So once I got if
I didn't get TLC and Dusty's Child, I was gonna
toss the Angels in there.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
For one of those two, I was gonna take both
Charlie's Angels, actually all three. I was gonna take the
one with uh Cameron Diaz from the seventy Cameron Diaz,
another one with Kristen Stewart and Elizabeth Banks.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh they did another one, that's right, that's right, Yeah,
I was gonna take all three of them. In mind,
they're all the best trios. Elizabeth Banks in that movie
where she wears the yellow dress. I have no idea
what it's called, but very nice.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Dusty, Lucky and Ned from the Three Amigos. Okay, ye, Seth,
Evan and Fogel.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
That's tough one.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
That's a good one, cause yeah, all right, that would
have been decent.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
That would have been decent.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Phil Stewin Allen okay, all right, Apa boy Earn and
darius Dale, Sol and Red that's Pineapple Express, okay, Sam
Neil and Bill from Freaks and Geeks. Sean Corey to Panga,
I thought that was too much of like a tricycle.
You added that third wheel on it's not really in there.

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And then also Buffy Willow and Xander h Alright, that's
a good answer for me.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I almost went Dick and Balls. Also, I'm sorry, what
was that dick and balls.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
All right, speaking a different language to me, mac, Let
me ask you this. This is so head to head
right now. My six foods, your six foods, fictional foods
from television and movies. Who are your six?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I have the Brontosaurus ribs from The Flintstones, cupo pizza
from The Jerk Everlasting Gobstopper from Willie Walker on the
Chocolate Factory, the Krabby patty from SpongeBob, the grilled cheese
from the movie Chef, and mister Ping's noodles from Kung
Fu Panda.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Mine is the pizza from a Goofy movie. Think of
that Paul ice cream mountain from The Rugrats, the gray
stuff from Beauty and the Beast Ratatui from Ratitui, that
chocolate cake from Matilda, and a pie cooling on a
windowsill from any cartoon from the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Sure, how about the best Lils Lils gu I let
off with Little Sebastian. I got Lil Wayne somehow slipped
at number four, little John at number five, and then
closed the draft with Lil rel Howery.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
So I have Kim Dicky Sweet and the Baby from
the Rugrats, And then finally our draft of trios.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Who you got? I got Destiny's Child, TLC, the Karne Trio, Sausage,
Bacon and Pepperoni, Venus Or Blastois and Charzard from Pokemon,
the the Harry Potter Trio of paa, Hermione and Ron,
The Powerpuff Girls, The Begs and Three's Company.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
All right, And for me, my eight are Huey, Dewey
and Louie, the Ducktail Boys, The Jaws Boys, Quin Brody
and Hooper, Nirvana, Mo Larry and Curry Curly. I have Rocky,
Colt and Tom Tum from Three Ninjas, The Lonely Island, Lizzie,
Miranda and Gordo, and then finally Bacon, Egg and Cheese.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Taking onboarding Gorda to this is an atrocity, an atrocity.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Hey Mac, speaking of Lizzie Maguire.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, let's get into.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Mac Sack and Max Zack.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Could be anything.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It could be a boat. Hey Max, you see this?
You hear about this?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Wake up? Wake up on a Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Hilary Duff comebackstory.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
She never left to be fair Good. She's everyone's crush.
She is releasing music for the first time in like
a decade. She's been raising a family looking good and
it hasn't come out yet. We're a couple hours shy
of the release, have no idea what it sounds like.
Her most recent stuff has been like really Selena Gomez

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style pop, where she's they're like barely singing, but we'll
see why.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
She just mumbles into a microphone.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Think anyone could sing it sort of thing. But you know,
Duff's got some iconic songs going way back, so why
not take crazy chance?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
When I asked about her return to music, she said
it was always going to happen. Per Let me ask
you this mac from her time the Oughts, if you will.
Who else would you like to see return to the
music scene.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Oh, that's a good one. Like on her level is tough,
but Lindsay Lohan was efforting it for a little while.
She had a couple of singles as well.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Well that's when we're fighting over Nick Carter.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, alright, p oh no Aaron died? Sorry, who did
I say? Nick? I think we met Aaron.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Though, right, I met Aaron because he beat shack.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
He did beat shack, that's right, and he boom boom
put it in the hoopluck slam slam heard the Crown
Scripper Now, James James, you know what I'm telling you
the facts, because that's how I beat Shack and Miley
Cyrus brought her out for a live performance of it
a year or two ago. What give me a new single,
Paris Hilton?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Oh, beating sha single? I will say for Aaron Carter
beating Shack. My sister had that as a hit clip.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
There are some really stupid inventions in the area. All
we needed was one minute of that song and you
got the gist. Yeah, I guess so you want Paris
Hilton and Lizzie Lohan? Who I mean, who's your I
mean we have a shared love of topanga, right, but
obviously you choose goods.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
She got thrown off Dancing with the Stars and everyone
is losing good God. Ryder Strong had some very strong
we We got.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
The Pink Power Ranger who you don't talk about enough.
But like, who's your Hillary Duff, who's your late nineties
early two thousands crush?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I don't know who's gotta be someone I love?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Linda Cardelin, Yeah Cardolini, but she.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
You already had her from boy met swirrelts. You can't
really use her from freezing geeks.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Think Ranger was good. I mean I really liked Alison Bree,
but that wasn't until like.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Last late two thousand. Yeah, I know, so there's like
an eight year gap there. I definitely in middle school.
Who did you love in middle school?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Jenna Jamison?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Do you remember? You should recall this?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
No, I mean Jennifer Love HEWITTT Yeah, okay, San Michelle,
that's fair.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Those are fair. Do you remember the hockey locker room?
I think we were We might have been pee wee's,
we may have been squirts. It was like around nine
to eleven and the coach came into the locker room
and we I wasn't I hadn't wasn't really watching porn
at the time, but our show was talking about porn
and probably you as well, and they were like, you

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guys don't know. And then we started talking about Jenna
Jamison and the coach was floored. We were like eleven
years old talking about Jenna Jamison.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
She was a star, She was a fun She transcended
the fucking ya medium, What do you want me to say?
All right, mac, let me let me throw some names
at you're right now. See if you want a return
of these people. Sure, Ashley Simpson, she probably.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Could use some redemption.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Michelle Branch.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
I don't want you to put Michelle Branch in the
same same levels these Michelle Branch actually talented, Okay, just
hasn't had a hit in forever. I'd like to see
Branch back, but I don't like. I don't think it's
the same.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I guess I won't mention puddle of mud.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Then everything's so blue, So Fergie. Fergie's national anthem is
Top seven Funniest things That's ever happened.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Sarah barryanis Sarah b Ellis.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
She didn't disappear. She actually started writing musicals for Broadway.
She wrote there's a song in the Waitress called She
Used to Be Mine, one of the greatest songs ever.
Uh it's from that musical. There's a ton of renditions
of it now. But Sarah Burrellis wrote that Sarah Burrellis
is not left.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Norah Jones, uh wait to uh.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Son that album's great, by the way, and then she
just kind of yeah, I'd like Norah Jones Resurgence Caise
Calise is, Yeah, she's still married to nas. How would
I know this? I don't know if Yeah, I don
I'm asking the wrong guys. You're asking the wrong person.
How about Sean Kingston J Yeah, Yo, way too. Betfel girls.

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I think he's in legal truck.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
He's in prison, yeah, for scamming people.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
But people could do all sorts of ship from prison.
He could probably release music.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
But imagine happened the balls to like your first singles.
Your first two singles are one of the greatest songs
of all time. Fucking stand by Me it too. And
then the second one is led Zeppelin's Diar Maker.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
He was on top of the world at like age
twenty one. Now he's in prison. He almost died too
an eight. I think it was like an ATV accident
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
And then finally the Cheetah Girls.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Oh, so, do you remember the original lineup of the
Cheetah Girls. Bless me with it please? So the original
lineup coup Here's maybe I could have thrown them in
the trio. There was a band called three l W
in the early two thousands. You may remember him from
such hitches as no More, No More, Baby, I'm gonna
do right. You can't, No, you can't, can't. So they

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became the Cheetah Girls. And added Raven Simone's that's all
the Cheetah Girls was. That first movie was three l
W plus Raven Simone, and then I believe actually they
might have added there's a there's a Disney lady named
Sabrina Bryan who might have been in the Cheetah Girls
in lieu of one of the original members of three

(54:07):
l W. But the core of the Cheetah Girls was
three l W. They added Raven Simone and Sabrina Brian,
and then I believe Raven Simone wasn't in the second
movie or something like that, Raven Simone left the Cheetah Girls,
and then the Cheetah Girls existed as just three l
W and gu The lead singer or the primary lead
of three l W was Adrian Bayon, who obviously has

(54:30):
been in talk shows forever now. She also almost married
Rob Kardashian. That's how you might know her.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Who was the musician from Xenon Girl of the twenty
first Century.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Oh, zoom zoom zoom, you make mahak Coo super Nova Girl.
I forget his name.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Who's the musician? He had very very spiky hair.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, what the fuck was his name? Zoom zoomzo is
it Zoran No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I don't know what it is either. Someone tell us
what it is, guys, because I don't.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Know Christian Rex Brnova go zooms. Is that his character name?
Christian Rex? Christian Rex?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
I barely know where? All right, Mac, where can the
people find us?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
You can find us on x oh tell us you one? Oh. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Remember the episode that we just did, the one the draft.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, hey, you're gonna have to remind me this weekend
to update the movie draftic someone forget. We're on all
platforms where podcasts are found, especially Spotify, but more so
Apple podcasts. Get on there, rate review, subscribe five.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Let me apologize to people right now. So I have
fixed it for the last month. But if you go
deeper into our catalog, there's gonna be more commercials. They
are in the right spot. You just need to skip more.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Of the commercials. Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Because we changed platforms, we're on a different one and
things are a little bit. I had to try and
fix things, but I can only fix so many things.
We have eight hundred episodes.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah, yeah, we get a lot. We're almost up. I
fixed ten. I think that it's enough. Yeah, don't listen
to old episodes. They suck. Uh. Get on to Apple podcast,
rate review, subscribe five stars. If you do that in
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Speaker 2 (56:12):
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Tepublic dot com March. Check us out next week for
news dump, and then at the end of the week,
are you seeing Running Man?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I'm planning on seeing I would like.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
To talk about running Many. That looks good.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Maybe we can do Running Man in Frankenstein Frank and
Shuts on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Now is it really well tonight? Okay, all right, that
looks good, and then.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
We can make it a trio and review Hillary Duff's
new song. We can do that.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
So Duff's new song. We can call it delicious little
movie talk instead of trios like we did this time.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah, Tuesdays or Goosdays. I abuse Kangaroos, Tamburton bye mm hmm.
Please flip the cassette over to side B to continue
the adventure. Now it's time for girls jumping on trampilins,
trampapa leans, trampians line. I believe he's asking for a

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line like in a play,