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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turkey for Me, Turkey for Goo to Topia was too
much for its competitors, stuck in an Avatar prison for
twenty years, and could Kevin make his home run alone?
Got a little baseball specific there he could Kevin make
his home alone? Return all that and more this week,
(00:24):
undw stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Turkey for me, Turkey for you. It's a song I
was too playing the locked down imaginary fiddle. Oh yeah,
Turkey for me, Turkey for Goo Mac, Welcome back, Goo,
welcome back. Here we are post Thanksgiving. I am turkeyed out.
I do not want any more gobblers agreed.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm turkey stewed stuffinged out for a little bit. I'll
be back again in a week, but I need a
week or two off from it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yes, in the past five ish days, as that's from Thanksgiving,
I believe either way. So we had Thanksgiving Black Friday,
small Biz Saturday, and then Turkey pot pie Sunday. We
are currently recording on Cyber Monday. I have had a
turkey dinner, a giant turkey sandwich, Thanksgiving egg rolls, and
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a turkey pot pie.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You know what I did with some leftover stuffing?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I put it into the pot pie miss slopped it
up a little bit, you know, spoot it out, good combo,
really good consistency.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh I want to say this is whoever posted that video.
I'm not sure if we shared it, but I've been
sharing it around. There's a young fella who is in
front of a television of I think you should leave
the piece of shit scene, and it's him doing it too.
Is look like his father and sister nails every nuance
to it. I have watched it twenty times.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Are you practicing now?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I kind of want to do it for next year.
It would really alarm My father used to be a
piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, it would help if you had like an infant
in the room as well.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The best part of it is so it pans to
like the parent at the end, but also you can
hear very like softly, I'm ready to hold the baby now,
whatever it is. But so, have you big spender over here?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Any Cyber Monday, Big Black Friday deals?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Nope, I've bought nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Ah, you fool, you fool as Captain Christmas over here.
I pretty much refuse to buy my child anything at
full price.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So I have been just scouring the internet slash brick
and morty stores. Sure shoo, just gobble up all the savings.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, I mean you have you know, you don't have
a definitive list for your kid. You just buying him
shit he wants and shit you think shit, you thinks
think he's gonna like whereas me is, like, all I
gotta do is buy like two or three gifts this
holiday season. I'm all set, so I'm not in a
rush to grab stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm in like eight or nine deep right now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, pretty good bye.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But the issue with buying so early is I'm going
to waste more money as we get closer, because it's like, well,
I haven't bought him anything in a week, let me
buy him ten more things. Yeah exactly, I need those
Christmas morning endorphins. MM also give a shout out. I
have watched this guy on YouTube for years, but I've
really been taking him in the last couple of days.
The Deal Guy. Do you watch the deal Guy?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No? Who's the deal Guy?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's this middle aged twite fella who just goes through Amazon, Costco, Target, Walmart, which,
by the way, don't buy off the Walmart website. It's
all third party garbage. That's my Oh you can tell, Sadu.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
No, you can tell when it's third party area.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Don't do it, Just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Walmart has the quickest shipping I think out of all
the Walmart and Target have the quickest shipping.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right, it's what makes us different, that makes us great.
I'm anti Walmart online. You are pro Walmart on.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well, I'm not pro Walmart. You just have to be
able to distinguish between the third party seller and Walmart.
I don't know when and Walmart became an intermediary between
random sellers and you know buyers, but it has been
that way for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Do you trust my mom to do that? Do you
trust my parents to do that?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Not? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I never that I could do it.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I can definitely do it. Although I do like a saving,
I do like a deal, So if it's too good
to be true, usually it's not real.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I will say this though, was I was at Target
earlier and I got two deals that were so good
the person at the register would not ring me up.
I had to go over to the customer service area.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They're like, I.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Don't feel comfortable doing this, and I'm like, you're a scab.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wow, yeah, you don't get paid enough to be gatekeeping
these deals.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Come on, I'm holding up you price match so many
different websites. I am holding up your app with prices.
Price match your app.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh it was the Walmart app.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You're no target. I wasn't at Walmart.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh, Walmart doesn't give a shit. They would have gave
it to me for free.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I think best Buy matches too.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Best Buy match.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Here's a little trick of the trade. Those who may
may need tires for the upcoming winter season. Firestone will
match online prices. So if you go into Firestone and
find a good deal, they'll have to order the tires themselves,
so it might be a couple of day lag time,
but they'll match a good Deally final line in order
to get the the sale. So there's a little little
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trick of the troy.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Do you know who I buy tires from? Who costco?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Usually it's buy three get one free, which is good car.
My car has four tires on.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It, Yes, most do, unless you have one of those
weird spider cars. Yeah or yeah, the spider cars. And
then there's like motorcycle things that have the two in
the front one on the back too.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Do you like two in the front, one on the back.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, that's much better than one in the back or
one of the front two in the back.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That seems more painful. I definitely agree. Yeah, Thanksgiving box
office five day weekend to Topia with one of the
biggest openings of all I'm the fourth biggest opening with
five one hundred and fifty six million dollars so far globally.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
What did it get domestically?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Domestically right now, it's at one fifty six. Oh wow,
that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So this is obviously crushing it internationally. It's getting gett
fucking fit talking animals internationally. I guess that's the appeal here,
because I have not heard a single soul of mine
or like my.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Friend little nephew said, he pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Really okay, pretty good, even my niece and nephews. No,
let's talk about Zutopia too. I know the first one
was pretty well received. I did not care for it,
but I don't know if there's I mean, maybe I'm
I'm just missing those folks, but I didn't. First of all,
we heard nothing about this movie up until the last
two weeks and now, all of a sudden, it's booming
at the box office.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I will say that over the weekend, me and my
son took in Bad Guys and Bad Guys Too. He's
all about it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh, I hate those movies.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Have you seen Bad Guys Too yet?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No? I wouldn't seen Bad Guys after hating Bad Guys won.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But the only issue right now is like, can we
watch Bad Guys three? And I'm like, first off, I'm
not sure if Bad Guys three is coming out, and
if it does, it's gonna be three years.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
The animation style in that gup garbage.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I actually love the animation style in it, garbage. You
want to know why it's different.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's bad.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I want different animation and all my shit, I don't
want the same animation.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It makes no sense. The bad Guy's world makes no sense.
How so these animals can just talk and are accepted,
except there are animals in the university don't talk.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, he takes care of a cat.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I don't understand. No one understands the dynamic of the
Bad Guy's world.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Little Red riding Hood, she gets a taken. She's like,
it's attacked by a big, bad wolf. The three little
pigs attacked by a big, bad wolf. That's why he's
a bad guy. Sure, do you understand it now?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah? Now it all makes total sense.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't fully understand the other animals. I'm like, when
is a piranha ever a bad guy in a story? Shark? Sure?
Harana's three D, Rona's three double D starring Paul Sheer.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Was Kelly brook in that.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm trying to remember who the lady Wasn't that the
nice young lady in Pirana's three D.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
We didn't even do half the movies. Wicked also made
ninety three million domestic over those five days. It is
now at three ninety three worldwide. Now you three Me
took in another ten million domestic at one eighty seven
worldwide and coming in number seven on the list. Another newcomer,
Eternity two million opening weekend, opening five day weekend. That
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is the Elizabeth Owlson Penn Teller Irish Fella movie. Okay,
it's when they all die. So her first husband dies
when they're young, then her and her current husband die
around the same time, and you have one week to
decide who you spend eternity with. Oh, I don't mind
that it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Good. I don't know why I ever done the ghosts.
Of course it was Kelly Brooke.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You think I don't know it's Kelly brook is Den.
Stranger Things five, Chapter one is now available. The first
four episodes. It's four, it's four and they are long.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay, so it's gonna be three? Chat? Is it gonna
be four to four and one? How are these four?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Three to one?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Four? Three? One? Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The next set of episodes come out on Christmas Day.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
All right, and then New Year's Day or New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And that'll be You can either do it on the
streaming app, which is what I'll be doing. That's Netflix
for those at home keeping track, or you can see
it in theaters.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I have not had the chance to watch a second
of Stranger Things five yet, but goo, as a fella
who has had a real roller coaster journey with Stranger
Things over the years. You loved seasons one.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
In four, seasons one and four. Two is also very good.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Two twos I have two, uh as a great season.
You don't but season three, no one really talks about.
How are you feeling through the first four episodes of
season five?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Exhausted? Really Okay, they're pretty much putting out two movies
for these first four episodes, and then you're getting two
more movies in a month, and then you're getting another
very long movie. It's just so it's.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I've always said four seasons and four movies is the
way to go.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It's so much content. And here's my issue with it
is that so much of it is so repetitive of like,
I get it, I get it, Veckna's bad. I feel
like we can crunch this down a little bit, right,
right right, And I feel like the kids are just
morphing into each other, like they're all the same character.
They're all the same wise cracking scientists. I'm gonna say now,
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like they're all they're all high school kids, are just
out of high school, and they're all just speaking fucking jargon.
And I'm like, how are these kids doing this?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, it's now consumed their life, so of course they'd
be super interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Like maybe maybe you have one kid that's super jargony,
but like, they're all really into this jargon.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's dominated their life, so I don't know why it
wouldn't be part of their lexicon.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Also, by making these episodes so long, you're giving me
more time to hate some of these characters. Fair fair
less is more sometimes Yeah, yeah, I get that one
of them they have or two of them, four of
them they have a radio station.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Okay, here here's my question.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Through the first four episodes, MVP.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
MVP, they do a good job of really flashing out
will Okay, finally they're taking their time to do it.
I'm not sure if I necessarily love where they go
with it, but they're actually they're like, oh, we haven't
done anything with this character for four seasons. We should
probably do something.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Flipper in reverse it is you're a form movement yet ELVP.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So far huh LVP so far. Robin's tough. Okay, Robin's
are tough. And it's been so long between seasons that
I forgot Maya Hawk was on this show.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and they didn't introduce until season three.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So season three three. Yeah, at the chips of Hoy Place.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Also, Dustin is a bit much too.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Okay, all right? And is there anyone making plemonade?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
So who was making? Oh? You know it was great
in this is uh Mike's little sister.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Mike has a sister.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
She's off in the background the first four seasons, and
now she's being pushed forward as we need more children.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah. I don't even remember Mike having a sister.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
She Yeah, and great is Mike's mom the hot one? Yeah?
And then Mike's parents do a little something that I
enjoyed too. Sex Yeah, sex Mac. They go all in
full fucking penny. They're fucking old guy midglasses.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I like this, Dergan.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's how they scare off the Dema Gorgans. Mike's dad
shows it all.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What's the name of Mike's mom? She was the hot
one of season three?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I'm blanking on all these names. Nancy, Nancy's sister.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Miss Wheeler, Karen Wheeler, Karen Wheeler.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Mike, and Nancy's sister Holly Wheeler.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Holly.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I think she might be the best character so far,
but I think that's because we don't know a lot
about her.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Okay, is Erica playing a role Lucas's.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, a little bit. Also, they're they're doing some really
creepy stuff. What really creeps me out in movies is
like adults grooming children. Sure, so like that does play
a bit in this and like that gives me the
fucking he be GBI's.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, we liked it when Billy was getting growing in
season three, although he was really he was, I mean
that was mutual.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He was going for the mom.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
How old was Billy in the show that season?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
He was in high school?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Season two? Season three, are you sure about that's not why?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yes, that's why we hated season three.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, I like Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Season three was with the mall and Billy was like
the hand of the mind flare.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
But Billy looks like not zach Affron and also uh
like a possibly a young Rob Low.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, he's the Red Power Ranger.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
He's the Red Power Ranger. That's how everyone knows Billy. Yeah,
although Billy is the name of the Blue Power Ranger.
That's why everyone was so fucking confused and the movies
got canceled. You're telling me the actor Billy as in,
the actor that's playing the Red Ranger plays a character
name Billy on something else.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, why I'm so fucking confused?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
News dope. According to Millie Bobby Brown, she of course
is eleven on the show. That storyline also is just
it's just going uh. She ranked her seasons of Stranger
Things from favorite to least favorite. I'll start with least
favorite Season two. I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Is it because she's not that in it that much
season two?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Maybe it's just because she likes all the seasons very similar.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I think it's because she's not in it a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I did no reading into this. Okay, Season four at
number four.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I mean it's pretty clear.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I think I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I think there's a consensus that season three is the worst.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Season Season four. I will say this though, having you know,
dipped back in on this also kind of exhausting. It's
just the longest line. Season three right in the middle
bottom Season five. That's the one we're on right now
at number two.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's a good way to promote this.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
And then guys, it's our second best at season check
it out. And then season one one at number one.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, sure, sure.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Is chair company has wrapped up and we'll talk about
it at the end of the week. Have you seen
the final No, I'm very excited. Don't say a thing
about it. Episode seven left me in a good place,
and I'm like, Okay, it makes sense how they're gonna
because I was very curious it was announced that they're
gonna have a season two, and I'm like, are they
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gonna do it where it's this running storyline or are
they gonna do it like a weird anthology where it's
always Tim Robinson and these actors just doing something different.
I can now see, and I haven't seen the final
episode yet, I can see where they might be able
to carry these characters over.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It is a bold decision, I will say for the finale.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
The only question I will ask, don't be too spoilery,
do they show any more fake cock?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I know, No, we got the one and only fake cock.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's only one of those. Yeah, I really make it
fake cock. Scrooge a little.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
When you go Scrooge cock for your first cock, it's
hard to top that.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, So once again, end of this week, Share a Company.
Next week, Stranger Things five, the first part, the first part,
and we'll also use it as like a tas into
the part two. Sure, Part two, that's what they should
do Part two, and then the final the chapter three
Chapter three D and then they make it three D,
but they don't give us three D glasses, so we
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all get headaches. Remember when Batman Vus Superman came out
in three D and I accidentally bought tickets to that,
and the only thing really three D in the movie
was when Ben Affleck walked through leaves.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, there was like a three year gap in the
early tens where they were like, oh, let's make everything
three D. Let's make curve televisions, and then let's televisions.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
They pimped out three ddvs.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, they were like, we're not really using this well
and it's just costing us to make it, make stuff
three D. Let's go ahead and get rid of the
three D since no one, not a one was like, hey,
I want to watch stuff in three D with that.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Is nothing that I like less than watching stuff in
three D.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
The only way they're ever going to get us to
buy into three D is if we can watch it
without classes, and I don't think that's ever going to
be possible.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I can handle three D if it's like something that's
five minutes or less, like say, if it's on a ride,
if it's a movie, Definitely not unless it's Jackass three D.
Best use of three D I've ever seen. Yes, Also,
Doctor Strange pretty good inception. I think did it pretty
well too. I'm guessing I didn't see it in three D.
Did they do it in three D or just miles
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of Imax film.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I never watched a movie in the theaters in three D.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You've never seen a three D and.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I purposefully would not watch.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You didn't see Jackass three D in three D?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
No? I saw three Okay, that was Jackass strange.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It was like this us with the fish. They slapped
us with the fish.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
But it was It's nauseating, at least for me. So
unless unless it like demanded it, I was opting out
of it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hews Domp speaking of three D Avatar boy James Cameron,
so that he is confident Avatar, Fire and Ash will
make money, but he says if they stop making money,
they'll stop making the movies.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Fittingly, James Cameron is gonna go down with the ship,
and his career is going to remember not for the
innovations he's made over forty years of film, with all
sorts of you know, great sci fi and technological advances
for film. We will remember him for being in love
with Blue Alien.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I don't think I will. I think no, I'm not,
you know, predicting the future, but I do feel like
so Avatar is gonna keep on going. I think I've
read that he's gonna hand the reins over directing wise
to other people as they move forward here with three
four five. But when we look back at James Cameron,
I don't think I'm gonna think of Avatar.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh, I'm gonna think about James Cameron. Just about Avatar,
Jimmy Camps twenty years, thirty years, forty years.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I'm not I'm gonna think of Terminator. I'm gonna think
of Aliens. I'm gonna think of Titanic. I think Titanic
more than anything else. I'm gonna think of James Cameron.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I just picture James Cameron listening to Didoh's White Flag.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Also, so, do you think shit for that decade where
he was obsessed with the Titanic, do you think like
the peak of that is a higher obsession than he
has had with his Navi tribe over the last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I didn't register anything you just.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Said, because you wouldn't stop singing.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I don't know Diedah White Flag.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Do you think the peak of his obsession with the
Titanic was higher than the peak of his Navi tribe
love with Avatars?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I think the Avatar stuff is higher. However, I think
the Titanic stuff will be more longer lasting and longer
staying because he's still like, like, his baseline is Titanic Love.
Currently he's squeezing in average.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I think it's the other way. I think his baseline,
like his floor on the Avatar Love is pretty high,
but the ceiling on his Titanic Love was something else.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
The last movie was water Avatar.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Right, Avatar? Water? That's just what it was called Avatar.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Is there a Titanic reference in the movie.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
If he had a sunken Titanic and Avatar that would
have been And then Jack pops up and smiles and
waves that's like eternity. Oh my god. When Kate winslet
she dies and she's like, do I have to go
to my husband who I loved for fifty years or
to this fling that I hung out with for three
days on a boat? She picks fucking Jack. Now we
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know how he turned the ends.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
He drew me naked necked. I did think about because
I think someone posted one of those like on this day,
this movie day in history. They posted that NBC for
the first time in like nineteen ninety nine, play Titanic,
and I remember seeing it on and uh like broadcast television,
and then I found I'm like they took the bubes out.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I uh, I don't have anything more to add to
this topic.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, all right, guys, the producer saying, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Stretch I talk my mind into a pretzel.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
There, you gotta stretch this episode out. We only have
six topics. You gotta keep going. There's this one should
last us for a while. Macaulay Culkin has been talking
about Home Alone, and one of the things that he
said is that his kids love the movies, but they
don't know that's him.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He does not necessarily look like he looked as a child.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
He also, whenever around his kids, always has sunglasses and
a hat on, so that he never knows who he is.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It's gotta be a really bizarre experience being more child.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well yes, yeah, and then your uncle's fucking Kernan.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Have been a child actor and then making influential children's
films and then showing him to your children thirty years late.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's a good point. Not only this, but like, imagine
when his kids get to fucking page Master.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Richie rich Well, see uh see did he do James
with the Giant Peach as well.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I don't think that was him. No, that was a
Tim Burton joint though.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, but it was live action real it was half.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Live action and half stop.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Motion James and Hugante Peach.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Was that Tim Burton or was that just Tim Burton's style?
Look up the movie not the book, dummy?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Sure? Sure? Oh we got Susan Sarandon is Miss Spider.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh I remember as Miss Spider. I bet don't tell me.
I bet fucking Niles is in that movie? Is Niles
in that movie?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Paul Terry played James. Look at Richard Dreyfus was a centipede.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Is David Hyde Peers?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Pete Postelwait was old Man.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
This movie's to British for me. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
David Thuless is Earthworm. I want James's father, Okay, I
want you to stop. I do want to say that.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
McCaulay culkin was also kind of kidding around during his
nostalgic night with mccauleay Culkin and this is via Ew
where he said he wouldn't be completely allergic to reprising
his role as Kevin. It would have to be just right.
And his big thing in the movie is that he
would want his child to be home aloning him because
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he's working too hard going through a divorce, not paying
enough attention to his child.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I think it works perfectly that after those two traumatizing experiences,
Kevin grows up neurotic conspiracy theorists, thinks people are out
to get him, and so he raises his children one
or two children to be prepared for all sorts of stuff.
And then one day Kevin gets kidnapped or adult napped,
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and they go to kidnap the children, and then boom,
new home aloning situation.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I'll say this, I don't want that one either.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Okay, so I guess they just won't make the movie.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I don't want a Kevin home alone. I'm good. I
like him popping up every three or four years as
Kevin in a commercial for like LifeLock or something. He's
like my mom, she's not as as with it as
she used to be, and was she ever with it?
She left you home twice?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, it strikes me as a bit of a drinker.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
While watching Home Alone two again, they make too many
jokes about like we left her kid home alone again.
I would be lie. I'm not trying to speak ill
of Peter mccalli's doone sure, sure, I don't think I
would do it twice.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I think Peter's a piece of shit kind of but
I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
He's raising five children. At some point, like a part
of your brain is just gonna turn off, or like
frazzle or frizzle to the point like you can't think anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
There was a bigger piece of shit Peter or Uncle Frank.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Uncle Frank is. But Uncle Frank knows he's a piece
of shit.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I think Uncle Frank cares about his kids. I'm not
sure Peter does.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't know if he does. I think Uncle Frank
what Uncle Frank has accepted in his life, he does
not care. Uncle Frank knows he's a piece of shit.
He's gonna slap you, silly, you little pervert. I kind
of respect Uncle Frank.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All around. Poor parenting. I guess it's bad parenting. Yes,
why does she divorce Peter? Is he making a lot
of money?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Is that what Peter makes a lot of money? Peter's
able to not only support his family in a beautiful
home in the Upper Ends of Chicago, but also.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That's what they call it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
He's I know the area he's also taking his no
good nick brother on vacation. And what's crazy, though, is that,
like Peter isn't even the breadwinner of the brothers. His
other brother has this amazing penthouse in New York that
he doesn't even go to a good point. He's having
it done over well. He's in Paris, the upper ends
of Paris. I love Home Alone. I love those first
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two movies.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'll tell you gu we talk about rewatchability. I don't
know if I could sim ten movies more rewatchable than
Home Alone Home Alone two. It's just every year I
get excited to rewatch them. Every year they hold up.
Every year there's a new cavalcade of kids that disturb.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Also, like Home Alone is one of the funnest two
movies to like pull the threads of Yeah, it's not
a serious movie. Let's all be dumb, let's all talk
about Home Alone, like we Oh, you should have called no, no, no,
he did call the fucking cops. Sucked though, the cops said,
you don't matter.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
And I like how they don't even try to like
replicate the seriousness of the first film and the ending
of the first film.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
The people liked the biggest ones, Yeah, people liked in
the first one was the fucking tricks and Gadgets. Yeah,
let's hype that up and make Kevin a murderer. People
said they wanted Kevin to kill the Wet Bandits, but
guess what, they're already dead because they're the sticky Bandits.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Now, if you would brand yourself as a bandit, what
word would you use.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I wouldn't be wet.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I think I'd go for a literation. It would be
a B word.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm the moistmaker bandit. I'm making you it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It'd be the bastard Bandits or something. The bashful Bandits
are really shy. While we're robbing you.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I start to steal someuth and then I'm like, I'm
gonna put this back.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I give you some of it back.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I'm the remorseful bandit. I usually go back after I
steal it. I knock on your door when you're home,
and I apologize, and I give your stuff back, except
for the stuff that you bought at Target because they'll
give me store credit for it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Or we could be the benevolent Bandits, where we take
your stuff and give them to people and more with
it sounds like Peter Pan No, not Peter Pan Robinhood.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Robin Hood were the banana bandits. Someone took it. They were,
They're ripe, They're perfectly right when they took bananas.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I always think it's Savannah bananas where we just do
flips while we're doing robbing.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
And we only take the brown bananas because our our
joy is making banana bread. We also bring we bring
the banana bread because we're also fucking remorseful. We bring
that back to the homeowner're.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Like, yeah, maybe rob and made you bread.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
We noticed that you have a nut allergy. We did
not put any nuts of this.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
This one's the nut.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Free made two. There's a little sign and the nut
free one. All right, So that's what we've landed on.
We're the benevolent, remorseful banana bandits.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
That was That was you know at the end of
twenty two Jump Street when they go through all the
jump streets. That's what we just did with the bandits.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
If I were to ask you to do one cool
feat as a banana bandit, what would you do? Like, physically,
what can you do?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's a great question. I think I would like have
to dive out a window and slide down a ladder.
That'd be like the only thing I could do reasonably.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Would you head first slide down the ladder or like feet.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I would try to feet like, so you would.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Jump out the window and like try and catch yourself
on the ladder.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Like I'm sliding into home feet first, and then I'd
have to like ride the ladder.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
What's the floor on this ladder or what? Like what floor?
Or is the ladder on that you're sliding for? Second floor? Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, so we're like twenty feet up or you could
go you could dive out feet first and do a
little Spinnerama, so not now my body's face, my face
is facing the ladder and try to grab the rails
and slide down like that because people do that. You
ever see that? You ever see someone get down the
ladder sliding down the rails? It's super cool.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Do you smile while going down?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Doesn't matter? Know you can see my face?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
What if the camera pans to your face?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Oh? Okay, yeah, sure, Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I can do a handstand.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I don't know if I can. I'm not gonna do
it right now.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But how are you gonna So you're gonna have the
robbed items in your with your feet.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
We're trying to woo the crowd. I don't know. I'll
fucking figure it out.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I was thinking while still stealing stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You've seen me try to dribble a basketball no coordination
Stanley from the like fucking Kendrick Perkins, and I'm not
seven feet tall. Summersaults, I'm okay at summersaults.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I would tried a somersault in a while.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You know what I think about every day at work
As I'm going back to my desk, I'm like, what.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
If I somersaulted into my chair.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Faked like my knee really hurts, and then I walk
and Willie fuck somerside. Would anyone appreciate that or they
be concerned about it?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I think they would ask you to leave the building.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I might do it soon. Then I think about it daily.
I might do it.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I used to be able to do a backflip off
a chair. No, no, what age like twelve?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
You could do a backflip off of a chair?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, into the pool. I needed that little elevation, though
I couldn't do it from the pool deck.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
When you watch football games with other people, do they
complain about the celebrating players.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I don't watch football with old.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Heads, okay, so yes, I watch it with my father
and he complains about the celebrating every single time. And
the only time that I will step in and tell him, like, hey,
hush up, is when anybody does a backflip. I'm like,
that is fucking impressive. You appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I like, I used to love the Reggie Bush front
flip into the end zone.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's a good one. I like the Icky shuffle. Not
to date myself. Sure I was alive when it happened.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, yeah, were we? He was eighties?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, it was in the eighties. I wasn't alive. Yeah,
he's dope. And finally, Hayden Christiansen said that his favorite
Star Wars film from the original trilogy is The Empire
Strikes Back.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Same, I mean, Hayden Christensen ninety percent of Star Wars films.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
And then also Rogue One is his favorite from the
Disney films. Same.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, probably probably. I really love The Force Awakens. Rogue
One's pretty.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Great too, Hayden Christiansen. I'm not going to say that
he is we are in the Hayden christian Naissance, but
I would say that Star Wars wise, as people have
grown this love for his trilogy, he's all over it.
He's the phase of Star Wars right now.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
This has nothing to do with what you're saying at all.
I think they're going to create a college class dedicated
to the fall of Star Wars, and they're going to
point to the Last Jedi as that delineation. Because if
you think about all the shit that was in motion
for Star Wars when this new trilogy came out and
we were ride high off the Force Awakens, and since
the since the Last Jedi came out, we obviously got
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the Rise of Skywalker, we got the Solo movie. Pretty
much everything else has come to a screeching halt.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I'm telling you right now of the Last Jeed. The
face of Star Wars promotion is Hayde and Christiansen and Grogu.
Grogu is a puppet. The Mandalorian doesn't have a face.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, I mean, that's the only thing. It's literally the
only driving force in the Star Wars universe right now.
Is that proper? Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You know what? Hayden Christensen also says, I don't happen
in my notes, but he said that Rosario Dawson wielding
the fucking two lightsabers really impressive. He's like, I only
had to use one. He's dump. Check us out. At
the end of the week we'll do Chair Company, and
then next week in news dump and Stranger Things five.
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Maybe I'll grow more for.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
The season Stranger Things five, Part one.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Part one, Part part
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Is that