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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten ten More like Black Phone
two minus one, The hunt for Ben Solo continues. Del
Turro owes money to the swear jar, stranger things, worried
about getting thrones deh and does SNL finally get it again?
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All of that and so much more on news din Hey,
big dog, what up?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
My man?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Wow? Should we tell the people right now?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is the anniversary we didn't keep track of the
first time. We're pretty sure ten years ago sometime around today. Yeah,
we recorded our first episode of Mack and Go.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We recorded it right before Halloween and right after the NLCS.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, no, no, that was episode two. Oh episode two was
the NLCS cubs mets talk?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
What was episode one? I don't know, it's lost.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You don't remember things from three minutes ago, and you
want me from ten years ago, even though I just
gave you a very specific thing from episode two.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, ten years of Mac and Goo. Our lives have
changed drastically in ten years, more so you than I.
I'm I mean, I'm a better.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Version of it. It's dawning on me now than in
the last ten years. Nothing has happened, and I'm so
crushing revelation.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
This has been an absolute blast to work on and
develop over the years. We started as two Boston sports
fan idiots who, after a few months recording together, realized
we both had a passion for movies and television, very
similar upbringings along the lines of that too, and we
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took our sports fan passion and rolled it into whatever
the fuck this is today?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Right, And I would say, first off, you know you
want to get in on the ground floor right now
before we truly take off.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
The next ten years.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Who who knows what's going to happen the next ten years?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I do.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh. First off, thank you to everyone who has ever
listened to a second of this show, and we owe
you an apology. Yes, also because of this show, I
mean this, you know, we have a lot of fun
doing it. But because of this show, I have gotten
other opportunities. So I do appreciate you guys giving me
this platform to develop you know what I'm trying to
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do off this show and further my career elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, you've been able to workshop all sorts of things. Yeah,
you can go for better or worse.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Once again, thank you, really, the viewer and the listener
you know, had a great time and I really enjoy
doing this.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, it's a fun hobby.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's the reason why we do it. Otherwise, you know,
all the millions that we make is worthless.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And to celebrate this ten year anniversary, Goo and I
are both gonna try to eat a two pound taco.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I mean, I'm gonna eat my two pound taco and
probably most of my wife's.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I just I sa I've told a couple of people
about this.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh, we're going to Margarite. Is it's taco tober.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Uh oc top Octacober.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's taco tober That's what it's called. That's what the
event is called.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So is there like rice and fixtions on the side
we also got to eat, or it's just the taco.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't really know what it is. All I know
is that I'm gonna go CEPC style, So what does
that mean? Clean Plate Club? Whatever's on the plate, I'm
gonna suck it up like a vacuum.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I was gonna try to sing that to Pink Pony Club,
but I don't have it in.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Clean Plate Club.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I'm gonna keep on eating.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Now eating at the Clean Plate Club. Yeah, I'm gonna
it's beef, pork, chicken, bacon. Oh, lots of other stuff
on there. But yes, we'll be at Magarita's doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We're going to Waltman. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'm also doing it as a story for work. That's
the reason why I'm going. You're just going to have
a feast. Yeah, and you know economics one on one
got to spend money to make money. You eat this taco,
you get free tacos for a year.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The best is I didn't really consider this when I
agreed to go do this with you. I have a
blood test at seven fifteen in the morning that probably
I can only imagine what my cholesterol was going to
be after eating a two pound taco.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh my lord, your blood is sour cream. I've recently
gotten back into sour cream.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why'd you get out of sour cream?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I stopped eating sour cream. It's obviously not good for you.
I stopped eating it for a very long time, and
then I just got a little taste of it. I
can't stop now.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So basically, these days, as a chef, you know, and
one one who cooks, I try to turn everything into
a taco or a burrito, and in doing so I
add sour cream and free Shivaka do to pretty much everything.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
What a life we live? Ten years, I'm back and
go NEWSDMP, NEWSDMP. We've gotten so good over these last
ten years. We've only been doing newsdump for like seven
so it's fine, Matt, Can I get a report card
from I think episode five twenty nine as our last episode.
It was the Smashing Machine, Leonardo DiCaprio, tears and Rufman
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not Rufman? Was it Rufman?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Rufman? Rufman?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Uh Drew Streus in Top ten Kelly Clarkson, you know
a lot of songs.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'll go solid B solid by on. It wasn't our
best work, but solid.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Because we had no expertise, which, by the way, no
expertise in any of the episodes. Because we had no
true topic, we tried to jam as much shit in
there as possible, and I think that really helped distract
you from the fact that it wasn't that good.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Baseline here, I think I'm gonna be an easy grader.
I don't know if I'm gonna give anything. I see
either gonna be all b's maybe an A and then
an F. There's gonna be no in between.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I think the strews and stuff pretty much anything that
I do this strews and stuff is great. I am
disappointed in myself once again. In the tears, I had
a clear Mario Maker moment where I should have added
a tier for three that was just Critters three. It
should have been off on its own, and I fucked
it up.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hey, you're always learning. Ten years in, you're always getting better.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
They think of out, we're going to be in ten
years news, do it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Mac.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I went into my childhood closet the other day as
I was looking for my old game Boy for my son.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You had to first get rid of about eighty five
krusty socks.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Come on, that's not what this podcast is, don't be crass.
And I went through three giant tupperware tubs of old baseball, football, hockey,
and basketball cards, also looking possibly for some Pokemon cards
to scam you on, and I realized that there's a
lot of wasted money in there.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how large my collection ever got.
As a kid, I had an awful lot of baseball cards,
and then I had a lot of hand me down
hockey cards from my father, And truly I don't remember
having anything really really great. I did remember so two
thousand and two thousand and one we were twelve. That
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was et Row and Albert Poolholz's rookie years. I remember
getting really cool rookies of both. And then I also had, like,
my holy grail was this like clear Prism Chipper Jones
card that had to have been the most expensive card
I owned. It was super cool. I found it on
eBay like a year ago. I think it's worth like
one hundred, one hundred and twenty bus. That's not bad, yeah, yeah,
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But I didn't have anything truly truly great, in part
because I was, you know, a kid, and also you know,
there was the market was flush with cards.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
We grew up in the era from nineteen eighty until
I think like twenty fifteen when they really started to
focus in on stuff, where like all the stuff that
we had, unless we had like the true, like the
best of the best, it's all worthless.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Garbage, Yeah, absolute garbage.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Like I found. I showed it to you. It was
for the collective. The protectors that I had were Dynamite.
I had like the screw protectors. Yeah, and I showed
Mac it was a two card protector of what I
thought looked like great cards. It was pedro Martinez and
no Mark Garciapara I go on eBay combined like five fifty.
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I think the case is worth more.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, probably.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I did find my PSP though you said I could
probably get like fifty bucks for that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, if it's working, I think you can get like
sixty to seventy bucks for that thing.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That can pay one tenth of my heat bill. I'm
really excited about that. The winter is coming up, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yes, the winter's kind of here overnight.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh, I'm gonna shrinky dink my windows this year. How
do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I did at my old apartment. I had the casement
windows the crank ones, so I had to do that
to pretty much all of them because the seals just
aren't good on that.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
How easy is it?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's pretty easy? Okay, Yeah, especially if Dan is helping.
If it's a two man job, it's pretty easy. You
live in an old home, you have probably also knock
great seals around the windows, so it'll help walls too.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Should I shrink you dank the walls?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Why is good wallpapering as the walls?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah? So everything that I collected for roughly twenty years worthless.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It was also crazy what I thought would be valuable.
I found a hard case Brian Daubach, like nineteen ninety nine.
I don't know why I was doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
But you know, to that point. Here's a good idea
that you should do with Raffi. When Raffi's like eight
or ten years old, have him put stuff into a
time cap so that he think is going to be
valuable in like twenty years.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I could do it myself, and it's all gonna be garbage.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
This stuff will be more valuable news Dompe.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, now it's the time of the show where Goo
does trivia. Goo finds interesting Mac The actor Peter Boyle,
known for playing young Frankenstein and Frank Barone from Everybody
Loves Raymond. Let me ask you this about Peter Boyle
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in nineteen seventy seven, was the best man at his wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
All right, Uh, Gene.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Wilder, I'll give you one more guess, Gene Hackman two
Jean's one cup zero points. The answer is John Lennon.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Wow, how the fuck did Peter Boyle get close with
John Lennon?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
His wife was friends with Yoko Ono and they got
married at last second, and they were available, so they
stepped in and they were friendly enough. John Lennon was
Peter Boyle's best man.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Wow, how about that?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And that was trivia that Goo found interesting over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Here's good. Now here's a question for you. Who did
Peter Boyle marry? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I didn't. That wasn't important.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Because I'm curious as to who would choose to be
friends with Yoko.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
She seems like a lovely woman.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know what's this?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What's the song where she's just screaming in the fact.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I mean, that's all of her songs. I do like
his Christmas song Happy Christmas. Love that fucking song, which
is also isn't it like a super depressing song about
how like all of what you want is fucking worthless
and bullshit?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I don't know. It says Christmas sentent, so people felt
like it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I feel like all of his solo songs is just
like you're a fucking eating.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I used to think, Goo, Yeah, now I think it's
there's an argument from McCartney. I thought for sure Lennon
was what made the Beatles go and I you know what,
here's here's an apropos comparison. Here to me, Lennon was
the heart and soul of the Beatles, right and McCartney
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was like the driving force, the engine that kind of
made it all, put it all together, you know, remedied
the parts. And that's not unlike this podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I was just gonna say that, let's put it into
terms that our listeners would understand. I am the John Lennon.
I am here throwing all sorts of shit up against
the wall, and you're saying, let's pull it back a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I I am Paul McCartney, and you are John.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You gotta land this. You have gotta land this.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Good jo let yo yoko ono.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There we go. I'm also ringo star because of my
large note ring star. Do you want to be George
Harrison too? We can each be two Beatles.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Listen. George Harrison in another timeline was just as popular
as John Lennon or Paul McCartney. He just I don't know.
If he'd got in there earlier, maybe he would have
been an equal part. George Harrison's solo debut album is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So for our ten year anniversary, I would like for
all of our listeners to draw a picture of the Beatles,
but with our faces on their faces, goo Is Lennon
and Ringo, mac Is McCarthy and George Harrison. What did
I say?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I saw Paul McCartney at Fenway about fifteen years ago.
Sixteen years ago. He was great. He was great, Gou
she still plays every once in a while. I don't
know how he does it, but very talented.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I saw this really famous all time musician a couple
of years ago. He was good.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, I mean he was like seventy seven when I
saw him, and now he's waiting.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's the eighty that we think he is. He is
the second McCartney, so he could be twenty years younger
for all we know.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Also, Wings, great band, great band.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'm not that into Wings. No, No, he was dump.
What was the topic?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
There is? This?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Matcat is different than Macketta, Beatles, Revelation, Peter Boy. All right,
here we go. Mac Weekend Box Off His Black Phone
two takes number one at twenty six and a half
million dollars forty two world wide. Tron Harris ye sixty
six point five drop off percentage in its second week
eleven million. It is now at one hundred and two worldwide.
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Deadline has the production budget of this movie. At two
hundred and twenty million and the marketing at one hundred
and two point five million dollars. So it is expected
that Disney will lose on tron Airis the Jared Leto
led tron film, they will lose one hundred and thirty
two point seven million dollars. An anonymous top talent agent
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on tron airis flopping at the box office. He said,
you could have had Ryan Gossling. It was going It
was not going to work. No one asked for this.
If you say tron airis is good, we just needed
a different actor, you're deluding yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I see both sides of this via THHR number one.
A fifteen year sequel to a twenty five year sequel
is destined to fail. They really truly was knowing asking
for this. Second to that, though, is a fifteen year
sequel to a twenty five year sequel being led by
Jared Letto. It is going to turn a lot of
people off. He's got to be one of the most,
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if not the most divisive movie star in the industry.
So if there was anyone on the border and they
see Jerry Lowell, okay, probably not gonna see it. If
you do have Ryan Gosling in there, there is a
chance it gets a little fall make any money. But
to that point, fall guy didn't, you know, and one
of the best people do. I was just gonna say,
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one of the best, one of the greatest movies of
all time played Runner twenty forty nine didn't do great
at the box office. So yeah, I just don't think
this was ever really going to get off the ground now.
Could have made more, could have made his money back. Maybe.
I just also like the one that came out fifteen
years ago, Tron what was it? Legacy? That movie was
pretty solid. I enjoyed it to certain degrees, but again,
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no one was clamoring for a sequel to that, never
mind fifteen years later, So I don't know how they
talked and talked Disney into providing what three hundred million
dollars for this movie.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I saw an interesting idea from the Weekly Planet Sunday
movie that what they should have done, and not that
this would have made money either, but instead of going
because first off, if you're going to see this movie,
you have to like the color red. That's number one. Yeah,
but what they should have done is they should have
had all of the graphics, everything in it should have
looked like it had looked in the nineteen eighties, and
that might have drawn in a nostalgic.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Crowd yep, I get that. I see that all right.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Good Fortune made six point two million dollars six point
two worldwide as well. This is the Assise and Zari written, directed,
and starring comedy vehicle, also starring Keanu Reeves. I do
want to see this. Rogan seth Rogen.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Big time budget on that movie as well. Also, kno
going to hike a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh bah, four million dollars over the weekend, down forty
one percent in week four one sixty two worldwide as
it's total, and Rufman just under four million, down fifty
four percent in its second week, seventeen million total worldwide.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, we've reviewed. I reviewed Rufman briefly last week. I
think it's a movie worth seeing, but not necessarily one
you need to see in the theaters. But I'm sure
it'll be streaming relatively quickly considering it's not making much money.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And then you have an interesting note here that I
didn't even think about.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, the Springsteen biopic is opening this week in theaters.
Jeremy Allen White is playing Springsteen. It's in and around
the times of him creating the album Nebraska, which I
think is his worst album. But I'm not a huge
Springsteen guy. I'm not gonna see this in theaters. This
has all the makings of being like the Bob Dylan
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movie two point zero Central great performance, everything around it
no one really cares about. And that's what I'm hearing
from the one review I read. I'm hearing it's pretty
disappointing and it doesn't really capture Springsteen's essence. Springsteen is
a thing. A lot of people love Springsteen. He's been
torn for fucking fifty straight years. So I don't know.
If you like Springsteen, maybe go catch in the theaters.
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But it doesn't sound like you're missing much.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
If we were like five years older, I bet would
like Springsteen.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, yes, is that?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
George Lucas was asked if he had moved on from
Star Wars. This is via maybe THHR. Sorry I didn't
I forget who said this, but either way, he was
asked if he had moved on from Star Wars. He said,
Disney took it over and they gave it their version.
That's what happens. Of course, I've moved past it. I mean,
I've got a life.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I mean, that's a fucking humble brade from George Lucas.
Does he have a life.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh, he's building a museum.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I mean on Skywalker Ranch, right.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So he's building a Star Wars resars.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Like, come on, he has not moved off from Star Wars.
If we know anything about George Lucas, he's thinking about
a way to tinker with stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
He's already I'm telling you right now, he's gonna take
over Star Wars eventually. Give it a little more time.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Do you think, like, what story do you think George
Lucas has left to tell?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
What do you think is gonna be a high m
Saban situation? When he sold Power Rangers to Disney for
like forty million dollars, it didn't do that well, and
then he bought it back for like five thousand bucks,
and now he's swimming in Power Rangers merch.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, I mean, I I stupidly am always cautiously optimistic
about Star Wars and the next thing we're gonna get
to goo. I was like, motherfuck, that sounded like it
could have been great.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Adam Driver says that he was developing a new Star
Wars movie, The Hunt for Ben Solo, with Steven Spoderberg Spodopop.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I love Steven Soderberg, one of my favorite directors. Adam
Driver is awesome. He apparently spent a couple of years
developing this movie. This script. I do agree with the
note from Disney that they don't really understand how Ben
Solo was still alive. But you could also, yeah, and
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you could also just ignore the three movies that everyone
didn't really like.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So I don't know, you could have Poe Dammer and
show up and just say somehow Ben Solo lived.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
And if you'll remember, Driver and Sodaberg worked together on
what was the.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Movie with Daniel Craig James Bond.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
No, the heist movie with Driver Daniel K. Tatum. The
fuck was the name of that movie? That movie's fucking.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Lucky seventeen or something.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It was something to Logan Lucky, Logan Lucky. That movie
is fucking great. So obviously they have a working relationship.
It would have been cool to see what Soda Birg
could have done in the Star Wars universe.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Speaking on the Star Wars Universe, Lawrence Fishburne said that
he does not want to be in it, but he's
a huge fan.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's might be the smartest thing.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Can I ask you a question? Do you want to
be in the Star Wars universe?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I mean yes, because I'm not all Can you ask me, okay, good?
Would you like to be in the Star Wars universe? Yeah?
All right? That's This reminds me of a conversation I
had with one of my professors in college, Coup political Sciences, L.
Peter Schultz.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He stated that if anyone.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The Peanuts comic strips.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
He stated, and he set everyone up for this. This
is one of the first classes I've ever had. It
was all freshman and sophomores. He goes, all right, raise
your hand if you would want to be president, and
like six people raise their hand out of like maybe thirty.
He basically called those six people fucking idiots. He's like,
if you want to be a president, you're a fucking idiot.
(21:22):
Like that should not be the goal of politics.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Raising charged right now.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So it's sort of the same, yere right, Star Wars
is so divisive and there's just a built in percentage
of hate from the fandom that you're kind of dumb
if you're a big star and you want to be
in Star Wars. But watching from Afar perfect.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I do like how he says, I'm in the middle
of Rebels right now.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Rebels is great.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, So it's not like, oh, I'm just watching and
or it's like now I'm watching Rebels right now.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Rebels superior to Clone Wars in my opinion, Wow, Goose
still hasn't watched it. That's that's what you should get
on You know what. Raffi's probably around the age where
he might be able to take in these Star Wars
animated stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know what. I have to watch jen v Yes.
I think about it every so often. I'm like, oh, shit,
is the season over?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
We have one episode left, and it's it's very good.
It's very good.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I saw a bunch of stuff yesterday. I'm like, oh, no,
did I miss the season. Apparently there's still I have
to get on it. I gotta get on it.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yes, you do.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
News Don Timothy Challa May posted a photo from the
set of Dune three and he wrote a little caption
on the photo. I believe it was some kind of
an Instagram story or something, and he wrote, Dune loading.
But he's spelt dune d u n three.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This is right up goose Alley and you have to
put a number into a word. He gets it.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
He gets it. And granted, I'm kind of pissed that
we didn't win this award, but I forget who gave
it to him. But Timothy Shallomey was named the White
Boy of the Year. I don't know how we were over.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Did Antonio Brown give it to him?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
No, it was It might have been Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh I think it was Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, so and he Charalamye wrote like a paragraph thanking
everybody for it. Chela May gets it, man, I may.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Think about it. You know, incredible actor wide range on
Andy's dayton Kylie Jenner, and.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
He can pick the college basketball football games. He likes basketball.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, dude, give me your mount rushmore of Jenner Kardashian's quick.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Kim Okay, it's one Courtney two Kylie three. I know
who Chloe is. And Chloe does look better now, but
she had a lot of surgery to make her.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Look like like eight years ago.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
What's the other one's name, I'm not telling you. I
saw some photos of the mom who's at the age
of sixty nine. Nice, nice, and she has had some
work done. She looks younger than her daughters.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
If you want to put the mom in there.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I don't know the other one's name. Did I say Kylie?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah? I said Kylie?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
No, who's the fourth goo?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You gotta pick one.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I guess the mom. I can't think of the other one's.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Any Chris, you put Chris in there, Chris, I guess
I would do kivin Courtney, Kylie he got three right,
and Kendall. I would put it Kendl.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, like Jason Kendall.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yes, exactly, like the soft hitting pirates ketcher Jason kench You.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Should have said pirates catcher, no batting gloves, choked up
on bat and I would have said Kendall. Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah. I think those are the four. Chloe at one
point had an argument. Chris had an argument, maybe twenty
years ago. But those are the four? Is that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You're about to mention this last week we got a
little tease for teenage Mutant Ninja Turnles, Turtles Not Turtles,
Crumb Alone two lost in New Jersey and this looks very,
very fun. It'll be a short that plays before the
SpongeBob movie on December nineteenth, they'll be going to New
Jersey to stop a toy company for making money off
of their likeness with bootleg figures.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
And it's set in the universe that the move what's
the name of the movie that came out two.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Years ago, Mutant Mayhem Universe in Mayham.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
It's setting that cannon.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And also the animation matches the movie, not the animated shows.
I couldn't get into the shows because the animation, and
I'll forgive a lot of animation, it didn't help it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Part of what made the movie so unique was that animation.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'm gonna check this out. I'm excited about it. They've
already put out figures for it. They have the bootleg
figures that go with each turtle. That's kind of exciting.
The Michelangelo one is like a squished head. Also, Leonardo,
who taught Leo how to dress, He's got like this
nice duster on. He's got a scarf. It is interesting
seeing I let my son dress himself and I feel
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like it's very similar.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Have you ever been a scarf guy? I can't do it.
I feel like I'm getting strangled.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I just think that I look pretentious.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, there's a little bit of that too. I have
a friend that can really pull off a scarf, and
I'm jealous I can't do it. I also think when
it comes to scarfs, you're kind of locked into like
a pea coat or like a specific upper and I
don't and I don't know if I necessarily want to
wear that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You know, I haven't worn a pea coat in a while.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't think anyone has in about fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
That makes good sense. Yeah, news, dope. Let's see here
at an event for his new Frankenstein movie, I think
it was for this either way, he was answering questions
on a stage. He thanked the crowd for coming out,
and then Gierta Moo del Toro, while saying goodbye, yelled
fuck a I and I hope he didn't mean Alan Iverson.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's a good chance because it rhymes goodbye, fuck heyhi good,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Nothing gets me going like a good chance.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Love a chant, love a chant.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, that's all we got, that's say. I guess that's
the It's the only rule that I have for my son.
While watching YouTube, I'm like, no, AI slop. You can
watch literally anything else.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Do you think it? Especially eats at Del Toro, knowing
that he uses a lot of practical effects, mostly practical
effects in his shit.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
That's how I feel. I'm like, look, if you want
to give someone views, don't give this person who spent
no time making this video, just plugged a couple things
into like a computer, and then they shot out this
piece of garbage. Don't let them make money off of this.
Find someone that put a lot of work into, you
know what they made, and if they get views, they
get likes, and they make a little money off it.
(27:29):
That's way better. Don't like he loves this video of
it's a baby who falls out of a plane, And
I'm like, come on, budget, gotta stop watching this baby
falling out of a plane. I'm obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Sorry, I took my coffee, like told me that I
will spit it out. That's I can't even I don't
really understand the premise. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I don't really get it either, and I've seen it
like fifty times and he was dumb man. Wolfard said
the Stranger Things team is worried that the fireinal season
would get backlash, or they were worried that the final
season would get backlash like Game of Thrones because it
got torn to shreds.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I'm curious now he does go in to clarify, like,
once they read the scripts, they knew they were they
had something special. We did see not a lot, but
some of the Thrones actors come out after the final
season and be like, yeah, well he kind of knew
this was gonna happen. This even when we were making this,
we didn't feel great about it. I mean this, you
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damned if you do. You damned if you don't. I
mean this, you damned if you do, You damned if
you don't. Thrones rushed their final couple seasons.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Out because they wanted to make a Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Got ahead with the books. Yeah, Stranger Things did the opposite.
They've taken thirty seven vacations in between every season, and
I'm not happy about that either, you know. I mean,
if they land the plane, great, but we're fucking eleven
years into Stranger Things right when it start fifteen?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
How old were the kids in the first season, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You know, there's been between the stray Millie Bobby Brown's
married with like thirty five kids, with bon Jovi son.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I think she only has one kid and it's adopted.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, Still, what are you gonna Why are you gonna
draw a line like.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
That, because I'm not saying that she conceived and then
had the baby. She has a three year old and
I'm saying that she didn't have it four years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Eleven has a child.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Eleven has a child. We agree on this also the
Duffer brothers, because uh, Joseph Quinn, the actor who plays Eddie,
has kind of been teasing a return of Eddie, but
the Duffers have said, no, he's dead. Stop, he's buried.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What he should do is watch party livestream watch parties
dressed as Eddie for each episode.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'm kind of over Joseph Quinn.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Joseph Quinn and Gladiator or two was not great.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Don't get me wrong. When when you're hot, make the
money you can.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Joseph Quinn in Warfare tremendous. You still haven't seen that either,
all right? You starting that flame on news dupe.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The retired Jim Carrey is reportedly in talks to star
in a live action Jetson's movie. This would be directed
by Colin Trevor Harrow.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Number one, didn't know Jim Carriers retired missed that announcement
Number two. I like the Jetsons is a Jetson's movie,
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Good Jetson's or Flintstones. Hurry up, Flintstones. That's an easy
It's easy if you had said Jetson's podcast over.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Hey, so he's gonna play George Jetson presumably.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh, let me ask you this. I know that you
used to have a thing for redheads, Wilma or Jane
m that's.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
A hard one. I think I want to say Jane,
and I don't feel great about it.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You know what the issue is that Wilma is constantly
compared to Betty, and Betty was famously played by Rosie O'Donnell,
who we all know.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You got the Betty character right there. Yeah, I think
I'm leaning Jane Goo.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I'm Rick Morana Jay. He tore that cast into shreds.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's like a fifty one forty nine percent like Wilma.
Wilma's pretty good, pretty good. I'll go, I'll go, Jim.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I mean, it's set in the year twenty sixty, so
give me Rosie the robot. I don't know what's happening
back there? Sure, sure, But what is what is Jim
Carrey doing?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Has he made a movie since the number twenty three?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Jim Carrey? Yeah, Sonic the Hedgehog two or three? I'm
sorry there's been a third one? Since he played two characters?
He played two.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Jim cant tired at all.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
He played to Jim Carrey's.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Remember when him and Jenny McCarthy were hanging out?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah? Yeah, she was on an episode of Two and
a half Men A couple episodes.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
This was a nice little art like two seasons of
two and a half Men?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Was she in two seasons of two and a half Men?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I think she comes back. Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Watched way too much Two and a half Men in
my life. I'm questioning right now, what did I waste
more of my life doing collecting cards or watching two
and a half?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Did we tear Charlie's girlfriends two and a half? Then?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I bet you Charlie Sheen would come on and do
that with us.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
He probably would, He probably would. What was the brother's
name played by John Crier?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Alan?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I had a sick sick.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I had a huge crush on Alan.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I had a huge crush on the ex wife Alan's
ex wife because she.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Was oh Judith.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Judith big fan. And then she gets with what's his face?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Ryan Styles?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ryan Styles?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
And then he marries the young redhead ish Candy Candy.
That's right for a couple of seasons.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
He then gets with, uh, what's her name from Melrose Place?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Oh, Heather Locklear?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
No, chairman of the board.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh oh oh oh yes what Fortney Courtney thorn Swin Smith.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, So then she joins the show and then at
some point Angus T. Young says no, no, no, no, no.
Two and a half Men bad, I'm out of here,
but not before Miley Cyrus comes on does a guest
spot as his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's right, that's right, and that was Miley.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Those are the Ashton Kutcher years though.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
That was Miley when she's having a quarter life crisis
as well.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
And that was during Charlie Sheen's three quarter life crisis.
Any other two and a half Men stuff you want
to cover.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I gave that show the Old College Try with Ashton
Kutcher and it was bad. But it wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I mean credit to John cryer Man.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, credit to Lex Luthor.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
He just put his head down and worked. Yes, He's like,
I'm gonna keep on working. I'm gonna milk this cow
until it's dry.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
What was he sixteen candles?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Was that sixteen candles?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah? Is that where we saw him? Was he?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Ducky?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I don't fucking.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Remember he's bald? Now you know this, he's a baldman.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, yeah, you have society.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
You have a big pyramid of bald people on your wall.
I know this. Where does he fit on your bald pyramid?
Who's at the top?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think the rock just really shot close to the
top with that performance, so he's.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
But is he at the tippy top of the pyramid
or like the second run?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I don't know. I'd have to really think about baldman,
but criers probably in the middle tiers.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Can I submit someone for the top? Sure, mister clean?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
No, we don't fuck with mister clean on your pyramid.
He gives bald's a bad name.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I don't like your bald pyramid. Larry David might be
on there.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, but he's like not really bald.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
But he also like he he defends balds more than
anybody else.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's true. He's he's her defense attorney.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
He's your bald guard.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Doc I still watch that clip like three times a month,
him arguing with the cops over the hate cry. This
is a look you're cultivating.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
We don't get the city, the commuter talking about what
is this Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey news dump. Oh we
tease this at the end of last episode.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Good.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Then we got our guesses in at the end of
last episode, because who is the director of Wicked two?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
John m Two.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He teased that he had a mind blowing casting for
the cowardly Lion. So we submitted our ideas. We had
our bets. We had pizza pies flying back and forth.
I had James Corden, you had Manuel Miranda, one of
the Billy D's had Clark Duke. The other Billy d
had Wayne Knight. And none of us are getting pizza
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because it's gonna be Domingo Coleman, who, don't get me wrong,
very talented person, but also like my mind is in
one piece.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Fully intact. Yeah, I mean he's he's got a basy
voice that I think will work well for a lie,
don't get me so, like I wanted a rapping lion.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
If it had just come out that he was cast
as a lion, without making it a big thing. I
would have been like, all right, yeah, cool, yeah, but Bisanka,
it's a mind blowing casting. Oh I'm sorry, you're getting
this musically inclined, amazing actor to be in your movie.
My mind is not blown.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I would have liked the line to be rapping Hamilton
style while everyone else was still doing regular stuff. Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
You know who would have been great because of their
name is Kevin Fetter Lion. He could wrap.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
He got Britney's best years.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
And he could have had Ariana's and Cynthia Arrivos too
their best movie. You could have been Kevin feder Lion.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I mean all they got to do is cast him
as a backup dancer and maybe he could work his
way to the top like he did.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
What if there are two lions? What if we just
suddenly say, well that one lion who was asleep in
the fields and the Wizard of Oz, there's actually a
second one because the lion that we see in this
movie is walking on all fours the one that we
see in the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Now that I'm thinking about it, how come in Wizard
of Oz it didn't make him walking all fours?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Stunts stunts, weren't invented yet. I feel bad for the
first tin man. He had to quit because he almost died.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Because of the paint.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Because of the paint, he got poisoned. If you could be,
I'm not if you had to be, If you could
be one of those three, the scarecrow, the ten Man,
or the cowardly lion. Keep in mind, you kind of
look like the cowardly lion. Who would you want to be?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I hate Scarecrow is the most fun.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Scarecrow is the best one. He's got the best song.
I think he has the best look. You could flop
around and stuff. I like that idea, set like you
could act like you had no spot.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's my scarecrow.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
He's afraid of fire. Who isn't. Oh that'd be Actually
that's a that's against your You have to be brave
with fire.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, that'd be the lion.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
You'd be the lion cowardly you can get to with
the ten man. No, ten Man's gonna melt, so they're
all afraid of fire.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No, Well, then the the cowardly lion becomes brave, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Oh, and you used to be a coward. The ten
years of mac and Goo.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Made me brave.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You've built the bravery toward fire, and you're gonna hear
me shout out. The Wizard of Oz sny s game
that I had as a kid. It made no goddamn sus.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
You just follow a road.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Well, so the first the first level, maybe the first
two levels, you are Dorothy. Yes, you follow the yellow
brick road. You throw rubies out of your wand you
eventually become the scarecrow. He has a pitchfork, tin man,
he's got an axe, cowardly lion as tooths musket. Maybe
I don't know, but that game was fucking terrible. I
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had it sounds as a kid. My family loved Wizard
of Oz. Who doesn't I think that me and my
cousins put on at least three plays of The Wizard
of Oz one of them and you can still see
the chalk on the walle at my house right now.
It says Wizard of Oz. But in the nineties, so,
like we updated.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
It took place in the inner city, right, that would
be a nineties adaptation of Yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Nice Wizard of Oz. There's dope. I saw SNL this
past week and probably the best of the season so far.
The Bad Bunny episode is maybe one of its worst
of all time. It was really it was wildly unfunny.
The Amy Polar episode. Disappointed because you expect more out
of Amy Pohlar and then, uh, I want to say
(38:59):
that right now. And this is one of those things
where I say to myself, Am I old? Am I
out of touch? I don't understand Domingo, I don't understand
the appeal of this sketch that they have now done
six times in just over a year.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That they've done it three times, it's more.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's done it at least four or five times.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
So it's funny you say this. I mean, we are
a fan of the show twenty five years ago and
fifteen years ago. It seems like the social media reception
of the show this season and a little bit of
last season has been generally positive. And now they're casting
social media comedians, people that have gotten famous on TikTok,
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and people seem to be liking that.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Who's the kill tony guy that they added on there?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Cam Patterson.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
He's been in a lot of sketches. He's actually been
pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
He is very funny.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
He had a rock in his pocket the first time
he was on weekend Update.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yes that was If you've ever heard that joke on
kill Tony, it was unbelieve Yeah. I think they're they're
moving in the right direction in terms of broadening their
audience or getting a new life for SNL, because I
don't know. I feel like SNL fifty years ago, forty
years ago, thirty years ago was predominantly aimed at our
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age group, like thirty to fifty, and now I don't.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Think all about social media now now.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't think any about our age group is really
watching SNL. It's the young crowd.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I think they know that no one's watching it live,
so they're saying what sketches will go out there on
social media and who's on social media. So that's kind
of what they're gearing toward.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
It took them, like dying for five years before they
finally adapted, though.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I will say that one of the sketches, well, first off,
I mean Andy Samberg kind of got them ready for that, Yeah,
with his Lonely Islands.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
They didn't run with it though ahead of the curve.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, it was just his stuff for a while. Yeah,
but I will say that one of the sketches, I
sent it to you early runner for sketch of the
Year of a girl is surprised on her birthday and
she farts, and then for like the rest of the
episode or the rest of the sketch, he's pretty much
just Tim Robinson. That was my surprise.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Are you watching The Chair Company? Good? Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I forgot to put it on. I have a right
air chairs news up. Holy shit. So second episode, first off,
First episode hilarious. Second episode not as funny, but there's
a handful of laugh out loud moments, so less chuckles throughout,
but there is a handful of times that I just
fucking cracked up laughing. And the times that you aren't
(41:36):
cracking up, they're taking it so serious. Yeah that it's
kind of funny on itself.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, it's he's so deep into this investigation, like the
security guide character that we saw in the first episode
coming back in this episode. That killed me. I really
like what this show is doing. Because you have to
consider too, if they're gonna give us eight episodes, they
do you have to somewhat take a storyline seriously, right,
like that's this is, it's part of it, so it
(42:05):
can't all be full. I think you should leave. But
the spots of I think you should leave in There
are great spoilers.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Jump out if you don't want to talk about it.
The guy who assaults him at the end of the
first episode, when he goes at him again in the
second episode and tend to start screaming, holy shit, it's
just the haunted house wedding.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
The concept of like a seventy five year old dude
being be able to body Tim Robinson too, it kills me,
like you can't overpower.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, it's so funny. I wish it was like an
hour earlier on Sundays, but I'm like, I'm so happy
with this.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
The shirt manager roping them into that subscription. That was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
He really wore this some white.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Powder on there that he instantly gets like thirty five
text messages from the group chat.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
And then his response is like looking down at it.
He when he runs the yellow light and the girl
almost gets killed on the highway and sheesus yelling in
her car.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
And then I love how he just stops and then
he slowly starts moving again.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And he has to talk with with hr about the upskirt, which,
by the way, one of the jokes in the first
episode you looked up my skirt and it was my birthday.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
The questions the HR woman asks her is or unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I love chairs so good. He checks out at the
end of the week, Mac, I have an idea. I'll
text you off. Okay boy scout