Blue Balls NYCFC
You've got Blue Balls! How lucky for you. Check in every week for rapturous pod talk on all things NYCFC. With NYC Hosts Jake Beckhard (@jakebecknation) and Trey Fillmore (@treyfillmore). "You guys are a good follow" -Brad Sims *MERCH: linktr.ee/blueballspod
Episodes
Quick like bunnies, Blue Ballers! With another three-match week, your boys hop in to talk Orlando and Atlanta and the resurrected corpse of NYCFC's playoff hopes. PLUS: chatter about the sprint season, a bon nuit to the Bronx, and a Montreal precap. And? A bunch of other stuff. Remember to flip your ballot or you might cramp — you've got Blue Balls.
Crikey Blue Ballers, the team form so stanky we had to disperse the stank to a guest this go around. Trey and returning champ John Baney (@thepigeonsNYCFC) of New York Soccer Journal acclaim cover the impotence that was New York's 1-1 draw with the Los Angeles Sons, free kicks and lack of chances all. Then, some listener Qs, a tour of the stadium grounds, and finally Griezmann's Ghouls in Orlando. Button up and shake it off, you've...
Welcome back Blue Ghouls and Goblins, and while it is not good hallow's eve yet that won't stop us from wanting to communicate with the dead as soon as possible after watching this team! We talk down the win-less city of Chicago and Miami misanthropic misdeeds. Plus, some USMNTalk and a 'flagship team' idiot fight vs predictable LAFC. Kiss and die, you've got Blue Balls.
Rough couple weeks for baby blues, Blue Ballers! Jake and Trey talk all about it — the Atlanta draw, the case against Man City and CFG, and even a little Chi-town pessimism. Fix your heart or die: you've got Blue Balls.
You want to think more about that game? Really? Okay. You're the boss. We do as much toro talk as we can tolerate before chatting options and negotiations, Miazga's "new phone who dis", and the gentleman's B Team lineup against Atlanta's own limited lineup. However else your week's been, you've got Blue Balls. Alt: Sex And Death At Camp Miazga
We did it, blue ballers - we snapped the winless streak! And away from home, no less! So why don’t I feel any better? Jake and Trey break down three messy points from two messy matches, including a banished Benie, a Nico supernova, Agustin getting ojed’a every defender, and much more. Plus: Cavan Sullivan Corner, So Long Seymour, and some fond player reminiscences of yesteryear. And - a butthole-clenching bridge-and-tun...
Welcome back, Blue Ballers! Jake & Trey record an abbreviated beacon to recap a frisky but frustrating home match against Nashville, then precap the Revs of New England and the Reals of Salt Lake. Blink and you might hurt yourself — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Because we have to, we have recorded an episode for you. The boys talk mind-numbing performances, contract extensions, premier league plotlines, and whether the nasty Nash will leave a rash at Yankee Stadium this weekend. Don't struggle, let the August malaise wash over you; you've got Blue Balls.
Are we turning the corner, Blue Ballers? Jake & Trey break down our first point in some time against the Revs and recent redcoat Jack Harrison. We talk keeper duels, Sands-y shore-ups, statement substitutions, and more. Plus: Prem prattle, playoff perversions, and primo player payola! Plus Plus: at a time of rising Canadian rage, we square off once again with Canada. Wipe up that maple syrup: you've got Blue Balls.
Don't open your veins just yet, NYCFC faithful. Come commiserate with your pals. We chat the brutal 2-3 loss to Philly and the misery in the 91st minute against Cincinnati. Plus rumors out of Romania, and your questions and comments. Plus: will Mr. Harrison jack three points from NYCFC? Or will New England find the pigeons Revolting? Put the safety back on that thing; you've got Blue Balls.
Say hello to our Luighi friend Blue Ballers, we got Leagues Cup x3 to chat about so Jake and Trey break that whole mess down. With a little bit on Nico's radio silence, Plucky Philly, and YOUR comments and questions? Strap on in, you've got Blue Balls.
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Trey and Jake wade through the wet fart to recap a 1-1 draw against our northern neighbors, then talk Berg, Brad, Todd, ‘Had, and more. Plus, listen to Trey one-up me by pronouncing it “Em-Equis” as we talk Leagues Cup. Check your pretty privilege: you’ve got Blue Balls.
Six points in two games! This was not the NYCFC Jake and Trey expected to return to! We talk Malachi's big moment, the ice in the veins of the Iceman, a truly free Nico Fernandez, a gander at the Goose, and much more. Plus: Gotham ascendant and could Etihad Stadium become Luighi's Manison? And: Toronto, ever so briefly. Get a good seat on the ferry: you've got Blue Balls.
Cup's over. We're back. Check the humidity report - you've got Blue Balls.
It’s the World Cup, Blue Ballers, and the guys talk about it. Triggered???
Jake & Trey find a minute between matches to talk transfers/rumors, aussie assassination, the unbotchable poch, and much more in this world cup casual-cast. Don't let go of that barstool — you've got Blue Balls. (alt. title: Hentai Boys Trip)
Short one this week, blue ballers. Your fine fellows chat three lossless after seven winless and so much more, including a 1-1 draw in Jersey, the misery of a messed-up Maxi, halves that made us whole, and much more. Make sure to pack your neck pillow and your special cushion — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Yer charming chuds chat seven winless matches and the balm in gilead we found in Harrison, New Jersey; the perpetually orphaned Nico, Australian ankles, misplaced Maxi, and more — plus a piteous precap of our date with the Crew and some teeth gritting and table setting for the final pre-cup weeks. Check the frozen foods aisle — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Your soccer sots spill tea on NYCFC's one point out of six in the last two matches and the miserable turn a once-promising season has taken. We chat Farnos' first-time first-team start, the baleful boys at the back line, the ghost of Martinez, judgments on Jansen, and much more. Plus: will NYCFC cost Matt Freese his USMNT glory? And: can we wrench some momentum from an equally-miserable Red Bulls at the Open Cup? Check your fanny p...
Yer cheeky chappies chat every hair-pulling minute of NYCFC’s 1-2 loss to a charmless Charlotte FC. We talk a Nico nipped in the bud, a baffled back line, a faithless front, and so much more. Plus: Pascal’s pugilism in the press. And: a warning about the wages of Cin. Make sure you keep your phone in your back pocket — you’ve got Blue Balls.
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