Lord Johnlander

Lord Johnlander

The most chaotic Outlander podcast you'll find! Join JeSuisPrest and MistressPandora on a hilarious adventure through the Outlander universe, as we make our way though a rewatch of the entire series from a Lord John-centric lens. Shenanigans, irreverent humor, wild bullshit, baseless headcanons, the odd legitimate fact, and maybe some actual commentary on the show will abound. If you love Outlander but hate being serious, this is the podcast for you. Spoilers are all over the place and occur without warning. Listener discretion is advised. Like, so strongly. Many thanks to the talented FaerieChild for generously performing our theme music, "Hens March O'er the Midden" (Traditional).

Episodes

August 16, 2023 46 mins


In this week’s episode, “Rec(ommendation)-lander” Pan and Beth cover 708, “Turning Point.” We kick off the Lord Johnlander season 3 finale with a detailed list of alternate show recommendations from Beth to get you through Droughtlander. Pan is predictably unhelpful in that regard, but continues to multiship like a depraved lunatic.

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In this week’s episode, “Talk Nerdy to Me,” Pan and Beth cover 707, “A Practical Guide for Time Travelers.” We break down the major turning point in William’s character arc, Beth nerds out about history, and Pan has to take a few moments to process this week’s sexiest scene.

Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild.

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July 26, 2023 48 mins

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere.

In this week’s episode, “Manifest It” Pan and Beth cover 705, “Singapore” and 706 “Where the Waters Meet.” We discuss the finer points of swamp-ass as it pertains to the weather patterns on the eastern seaboar...

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July 12, 2023 50 mins

In this week’s episode, “Lord Ellesmerelander,” Pan and Beth cover 704, “A Most Uncomfortable Woman.” This is the (Outlander) episode Beth has been waiting for. And if you’re like Pan and you’re already confused by the wobbly timeline, this is the (Lord Johnlander) episode you’ve been waiting for too.

Here’s that EPA article about different kinds of wetlands in the US.

And here’s the wiki page for the Great Dismal Swamp.

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July 5, 2023 39 mins

In this week’s episode, “Big Bangs” Pan and Beth cover 703, “Death, Be Not Proud.” It’s a lousy bingo week, and we’re mostly trying to figure out what the heck is going on with this plot.

Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).

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June 28, 2023 37 mins

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.

Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.

In this week’s episode, “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You” Pan and Beth cover 702, “The Happiest P...

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June 21, 2023 45 mins

SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 7!

In this week’s episode, “Two Crones with Microphones,” Pan and Beth cover 701, “A Life Well Lost.” Lord John didn’t even have screen time this week, but this is Lord Johnlander, so you can’t tell that by listening to us. Pan is back to stirring the pot and Beth tries some deep breathing exercises to deal with the horror.

Play bingo with us!

The fic rec this week is “The Art of of Not Grieving Alone” by...

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March 3, 2023 74 mins

In this week’s episode, “And They Were Roommates,” Pan and Beth celebrate the end of season 2 with all the nerding and shenanigans you could want. Gay monarchs? Check. Calling out historians for being homophobes? Check. A very serious discussion into the philosophical and aesthetic principles of standing cocks? You betcha.

Pre-emptive correction: Beth mistakenly said that Louis XV was the grandson of Louis XIV. In fac...

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February 24, 2023 77 mins

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere.

In this week’s episode, “Dragonfly in Pretzel,” Pan and Beth cover 213, “Dragonfly in Amber.” Beth tries to teach Pan the Latin word for “killing your uncle” (it goes about as well as you ...

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February 17, 2023 69 mins

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere.

In this week’s episode, “Prince Charlie’s Milky Thigh” Ness, Pan and Beth cover 2.12, “The Hail Mary.” We beat up on Claire’s sorry excuse for an apology and then peel back the laye...

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February 10, 2023 69 mins

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.

Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.

In this week’s episode, “Confirmation (Bias) Is Mine” Pan and Beth cover 2...

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February 3, 2023 73 mins

In this week’s episode, “Pissed in Pans” Pan and Beth talk with Ness about episode 210, “Prestonpans.” We have a riveting discussion about the fine line between war chief and unhinged madman; interrogate the inherent eroticism of peeing in jars; and (completely unrelated to the previous statement) pour one out for our man Angus.

The fic rec this week is May He Rest in Pieces by geekinthepink

The b...

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January 27, 2023 98 mins

In this week’s episode, “Lord Johnlander” Ash joins Pan and Beth to cover 209, “Jes Suis Prest.” This is the one we’ve REALLY been waiting for! Lord John may only be on screen for about five minutes, but you better believe we spend a solid hour talking about him. And Beth has some really cool history facts too.

The fic rec this week is What It Is to Love Her, by iihappydaysii (Ash) and MistressPandora

Th...

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January 20, 2023 94 mins

In this week’s episode, “Laughing Our Heads Off,” Pan and Beth cover 208, “The Fox’s Lair.” We imagine what planning a Fraser/Grey wedding would be like, geek out about the real Lord Lovat, and lament the ONE SCENE from the book we all wanted to see for this episode and were cheated.

Here’s that wiki article Pan rambled about.

No fic rec this week, but we’d love to promote your faves!

Theme music is "Hens March...

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November 18, 2022 88 mins

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.

Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.

Additional mental health resources are available in the US by calling 988, or vis...

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November 11, 2022 74 mins

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.

Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.

In this week’s episode, “An Unexpected Ranting” Pan and Beth cover ...

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November 4, 2022 84 mins

In this week’s episode, “Unlikely Agreement” Ness joins Pan and Beth to complain about 205, “Untimely Resurrection.” Ness made the mistake of binging three Paris episodes at once, and Beth and Pan agree that Claire is just The Worst this episode.

The fic rec this week is Le Suppliante by kittyperpetua

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October 28, 2022 78 mins

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.

Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.

In this week’s episode, “Amateur Hour” Pan and Beth cover 204, “La ...

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October 21, 2022 82 mins

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.

Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.

In this week’s episode, “Even the Characters Are Bored,” Pan and Beth

October 14, 2022 106 mins

In this week’s episode, Pan, Beth, Ness cover episode 202, “Not in Scotland Anymore” Join us as Ness gushes about her favorite character, Pan discusses her historical sex toy research, and Beth finds a way to talk about how much she hates “The Search” again (seriously Beth, let it go).

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