Welcome back to The Forever DM's (TM and Copyright by the Piercer Corporation)! We here at Piercer Corp are honored to be your one and only choice for continued survival of civilization. We're sure you have many questions for us, and we are so excited to answer all of them as you start your journey as part of our family! Before we answer them, please note that Piercer Corp retains the right to rewind time in order to change our answers in the future. With that said, let's get started with your onboarding process! Please listen to this short 90 minute audio presentation featuring some of our newest non-permanent contract workers Baluster Downspout, Ashe, and Fred Cookie, then fill out the 50 page introductory quiz to get started! Remember, Piercer Corp loves you and if you don't feel that love ITS YOUR FAULT!
Trigger Warning: Suicide depicted at 46:45. To skip over the depiction and immediate aftermath, skip to 47:47.
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