Cereal Killers

Cereal Killers

2 guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are 2 longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!... Show More

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January 27, 2020 25 min

This description will only make sense on release date, but oh well.  Scotty was sick and screwed everything up. In any event, in this episode, we’ll check out another Kellogg’s Raisin Bran…this one with a scoop of raisins and a scoop of cranberries.  Then more Kellogg’s loops as they introduce a new cereal that should have been out years ago.  Then a non-descript box of knock-off Cinnamon Toast Crunch found at Lidl.  Plus, you’l... Read more

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January 20, 2020 22 min

We’ll try 2 different medley cereals…one from Quaker and one from General Mills. Then, in marches the Queen. The Quinoa Queen! She needs to be dethroned immediately.  We’ll get a visit from Max The Schnauzer, and will Garrett finally get to try something???

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January 17, 2020 14 min

So excited that Elvis actually requested to do an episode with us! He’s here to try some ice cream themed cereals including Drumstick Mint Chocolate and Neapolitan Puffs Cereal from Trader Joe’s. Plus some underwhelming Special K and we’ll head across the pond for some weird, giant Rice Krispies as Scotty gets to play the Cereal Killers International Jingle!

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January 13, 2020 24 min

Danielle just can’t stay away.  Who can blame her? She helps Scotty & Andrew evaluate another here today, gone tomorrow, Kellogg’s Cereal.  Then to a cardboard Kashi Cereal and a special bonus box from our listener, Marc.  

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January 10, 2020 27 min

Not only is Andrew finally back, but we get a visit from Danielle Monaro! At this point, she’s our part time co-host. Anyway, another candy themed cereal from General Mills makes an appearance, as well as a kinda classic Raisin Bran, some giant Reese’s Puffs, and we’ll head across the pond and hang with Coco The Monkey, as we go international!

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January 6, 2020 10 min

Another example of Andrew not caring about this podcast, he is missing and we needed a new episode.  So, since Scotty cares about you, he reviews 3 cereals with his daughter Ashley.  12 year olds can’t quite argue as well as a millennial, so this episode is fairly short.  We’ll try (and Andrew will miss) the all-new General Mills mash-up of Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms, then the classic Banana Nut Crunch and a Trader Joe’s bonus bo... Read more

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January 3, 2020 19 min

Welcome to the first episode of 2020!  Enter our stinky studio as we try a relatively new berry Cheerios variety, as well as another Honey Bunches Of Oats flavor.  Then we travel to Japan through the magic of Matcha Green Tea cereal.  Not sure if that was the best idea.  Bonsai!  Ummm…that means planted in a container.  Possibly where this cereal will end up.

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December 30, 2019 23 min

Welcome to our year-end special! Awards going to the best and worst cereals of the year, plus a very heartwarming Spoony awarded in honor of our friend Wilford Brimley.  In between awards, Andrew gets stumped (shocker) by more 80s TV themes, and we try some Secret Squirrel provided new cereals…Special K Banana and the highly anticipated and slightly disappointing Trix Tolls World Cereal. So squeeze into your tux and hit the red car... Read more

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December 27, 2019 18 min

Trying out the new Cheerios Oat Crunch variety…plus, the classic Grape Nuts Flakes.  Then we get to some coconut.  Andrew thinks he’s sucking down Coppertone, while Scotty is kinda into it.  Plus, fights and make ups, as usual.

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December 23, 2019 24 min

So excited that Danielle joins us again in this episode to try the all new Hershey’s Kisses cereal, courtesy of our Secret Squirrel! Then some OG Special K and another Pop Tarts Cereal variety.  Plus, we’ll sprinkle in some 80s TV theme songs to make Andrew cock his head like a confused puppy.

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December 20, 2019 26 min

Somehow, this one’s a 4-boxer! We’ll try another slew of blueberry cereals…who knew there were so many?? The all-new Eggo Blueberry Waffle Cereal makes an appearance, plus another Kellogg’s blueberry cereal, in the form of Frosted Mini Wheats.  Then we’ll take on a Kashi clusters cereal and the bonus, back from the dead, Blueberry Muffin Toasters from Malt-O-Meal!

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December 16, 2019 24 min

Andrew thought he would contribute a cereal for review…bad idea.  I’m guessing someone likes Tumeric in their cereal…but Scotty and special guest Danielle, do not!  Mom gets another shot with some marshmallows and some OG Special K, from all the way back in 19 Double Nickel! 

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December 13, 2019 24 min

Welcome back Eggo Cereal! While excitedly trying the homestyle version along with some old Red, White & Blue Cap’n Crunch and some organic cacao stuff, for whatever reason, Scotty was triggered by old 90’s alternative song titles that Andrew didn’t even realize he was saying.  The clueless fun ensues.  

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December 9, 2019 25 min

So excited that Danielle joins us for the Christmas episode!  Sadly, most of these cereals are pretty awful.  We’ll take a look at the new Elf On The Shelf Cereal, along with Holiday Rice Krispies and Gingerbread Life.  Does Andy like it?  We’ll see!  Then our savior comes along…French Toast Crunch!  Thanks General Mills! 

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December 6, 2019 22 min

In this episode, our old pals Carla Marie & Anthony stop by to try some cereals, that apparently will all make Carla have gas and diarrhea. So let’s go!  We’ll dive into some Honey Bunches Of Oats with PeCANS (or PeCONS if you’re silly), then some good for your gut Happy Inside from Kellogg’s, and the newest of the Pop-Tarts Cereal…Cookies & Crème!  Get ready for Scotty to get mad as everyone talks over each other.  Enjoy!<... Read more

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December 2, 2019 22 min

Well, I guess we have to.  That YouTube kid Ryan…has a cereal. Sure…let’s make him richer. Oh…and it’s just another Kellogg’s “loop”.  Then some real cereal, a fruity one with Fred & Barney that I can’t believe we haven’t rated yet.  Also, another Toast Crunch family member…Apple Cinnamon. Is Andrew allergic? Listen and find out!

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November 29, 2019 17 min

Post coming through again with even more Stuf in Oreo O’s Mega Stuf!  Then some brown sugar Quaker stuff, but the plus side is, we get to hear from old, angry Wilford Brimley!  Then, is it possible Scotty invented Fluffer Nutter cereal?? Cereal companies take note! 

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November 25, 2019 19 min

Andrew & Scotty try another one of the endless Special K varieties…but there’s chocolate, so it’s awesome! Then another listener request for some Coooooooookie Crisp (in a bag), and the wacky Cap’n is back with his Christmas Crunch.

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November 22, 2019 24 min

In this episode, Andrew drags his vegan friend Casey in for a visit, much to Scott’s dismay.  We try 2 bean based cereals, and one from Annie’s that wasn’t half bad.  Good luck trying to get Scotty to drink vegan milk!

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November 20, 2019 13 min

It’s a major prize inside bonus episode!!! Thanks to our friends at Post, we were able to get a preview box of new Hostess Twinkies Cereal before it is available in stores!  Scotty is super excited, and millennial Andrew is just, meh. He sucks.  Might as well also take a trip to the Cereal Graveyard with Dunkin’ Donuts Cereal.

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