Cereal Killers

Certainly many of you have never heard of Spelt…Andrew hasn’t…but that’s not saying much. We’ll try some boring spelt flakes…then some more boring flakes from Kind, and a kinda ok granola from Cascadian Farm.

Kind of a strange way to describe loops, but rolls it is! We’ll try that new limited edition cereal exclusive to Buffalo, NY…plus we’ll check out another awful cereal from Barbara (why do we keep doing this??) and the just released Retro Recipe Golden Grahams!

The new one in this bunch may be a bit obscure, but it is pretty delicious! Then a very nutty cereal from Jordans, and something really awful from the west coast. Plus, this time Andrew will cram some stale Cereal Vault cereal down Scotty’s pie hole.

Yeah…Andrew didn’t know what show Family Ties was, so it is imperative that he is messed with. On the cereal side, we’ll try another new Kind cereal, and 2 different crisped rice cereals – one has to do with a dumb Koala, and the other a Wal-Mart rip off.

Apparently, you should be able to watch this episode on YouTube…good luck! We’ll try what Scotty thought was a fall cereal, along with an awesome cereal from Malt-O-Meal and some not so awesome granola from Cascadian Farm.

This episode’s new cereal is a Puffins cereal from Barbara!!! Actually, it’s not that bad! We’ll also try another cereal from Jordans, and Mom’s Best comes through yet again! Plus, we’ll head into the cereal vault, and that won’t end well.

Yeah…Scotty’s a dope and thought it was “Mindcraft”…it’s not. This episode features the new MINECRAFT Cereal from Kellogg’s, along with some organic stuff from Target, and a nasty supermarket bean cereal. Enjoy!

Andrew titled this one himself! We’ve been looking forward to the new Funfetti cereal for quite awhile…do we like it??? We’ll kill some time getting there. Then, Andrew spits out some of Mom’s Best, and shocker! Another Kashi cereal…this one’s transitional!

More examples that Andrew is just here for the “free” cereal (that Scotty pays for). Still no website, no show promotion and no cool merch. That’s cool…you just sit over there on your millennial device as we try some Chocolate, Maple & Berry cereals.

What a surprise! Another episode Andrew didn’t record for YouTube! Oh well…as long as his belly is happy…and it is with another cereal from Amazon. We’ll also try another in the new line of Kind Cereals, and something we really wanted to like, from Engine 2 Foods.

We’re not being lazy, because these 3 cereals have changed their recipes, so technically, they are new! We’ll relive Corn Pops, Chocolate Frosted Flakes, and our friends at Post have re-released Chips Ahoy Cereal…which we love!

Did you even know Kind made cereal?? We just found out too. We’ll try Apple Cinnamon today. Then on to some Far Out Fruities from Target’s Market Pantry, and Barbara is back! Once again, Andrew thinks they taste like cheese puffs. They don’t. He’s a dope.

We tried so hard to have Danielle on this episode, but we just couldn’t get the Zoom audio to work. You’d think that wouldn’t be an issue with a Millennial on the show, right? Anywho…we’ll finally try the new Star Wars Mandalorian Cereal from General Mills, plus some more listener supplied cereals from Wegmans and Amazon’s Happy Belly.

If you don’t like hearing Scotty & Andrew bicker with each other, maybe skip this one. Probably would have been a good episode for Andrew to record for YouTube – oh well. This episode features a new Kashi By Kids Cereal, as well as another bland Greenwise variety…plus, a nice visit from Barbara!

Well, it took awhile, but we finally got our hands on the new Dunkin’ Cereals. Our secret squirrel Joel hooked us up! Scotty isn’t a fan of coffee flavored things, so we’ll see how this goes. We’ll also head back to the 90s for a bit to make Andrew crazy.

It takes awhile, but Andrew finally triggers Scotty to dig out a cereal commercial from the 80’s. Even if you are a millennial like Andrew, YOU have certainly heard of it. As far as eating, we’ll follow Toucan Sam’s nose, it always knows…plus another Cascadian Farm cereal we probably won’t like, and we’ll travel to Korea for some Jolly Pong!

This alone should have gotten Andrew kicked off the podcast. We wanted to celebrate the life of Wilford Brimley…the guy that supplied us with many soundbites…whether it be his Diabetes, or his love of Quaker – Andrew couldn’t even remember his name. Wow. In his honor, we’ll try an all-new awesome cereal from Quaker, plus some other old man crap.

Déjà vu? Perhaps. We’ve done an episode like this before, but there are so many Cinnamon Toast Crunch rip-offs, and our listeners so graciously keep sending them to us…so, what the hell? Here’s another. We’ll take a look at some squares from Publix, Wegmans and Amazon. Who knew Amazon had their own cereal brand??? Now you do.

We’ll start off with another boring box of Cascadian Farm…then on to a delicious Malt-O-Meal graham cereal, and a listener supplied Swiss “pillow” cereal that Andrew loves, and the curmudgeon thinks is just OK.