Cereal Killers

2 guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are 2 longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!

Episodes

Jamie’s Box

September 20, 2021 • 17 min

Every cereal we try today is courtesy of our listener Jamie! We’ll try the new Space Jam cereal, along with some Berry Colossal rip off from Malt-O-Meal and a very stubborn bag of cereal from Nature’s Path.

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Polar Bear

September 13, 2021 • 20 min

We’ve lost all control as we try a new Kashi cereal Scotty brought back from Cape Cod, then onto another awful bean cereal, and a listener supplied, limited edition cereal from Cleveland.

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Bowl Chat - MaSCOTT

September 8, 2021 • 40 min

Scotty B made Andrew title this episode like that. Hear your two favorite Cereal Killers talk about dressing up as mascots, pasta sauce and even about a mishap with Sawyer (Scotty B's dog).

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Boiled Hot Dogs?

September 6, 2021 • 19 min

We all know Andrew has weird taste…but boiled hot dogs? Find out which cereal he thinks tastes like a wiener – will it be the new Clif Blueberry Cereal? Or maybe the Maple Pecan Granola or fake Fruit Rings he bought in the Grand Canyon? Spoiler alert…nothing tastes like a friggin’ hot dog.

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Pod-Sicle

August 30, 2021 • 20 min

It’s another all listener supplied cereal episode! We’ll try a new flavor of RX Cereal with SO MANY BERRIES! Then some fake Apple Jacks, Cap’n Crunch and Resses Puffs. Plus, all your favorite Scotty & Andrew back and forth!

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Bowl Chat - Double U, Double U, Double U

August 25, 2021 • 40 min

Scotty B gives us some of his elocution lessons from long ago. Also, Andy and Scotty think they found their new radio names.

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Jurassic Andy

August 23, 2021 • 17 min

You get 4 cereals today! We’ll try the new Corn Flakes Cinnamon from Kellogg’s, then 3 store brands. Plus…Scotty never saw Jurassic Park? Really???

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Bowl Chat - Cheeses, Chain Restaurants and Slimfast

August 18, 2021 • 35 min

As Scotty B said, this episode is a whole lotta nothing. Listen to us discuss everything from what our favorite chain restaurants are to having Parmesan cheese and honey!

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Calcium Is Not A Vitamin

August 16, 2021 • 19 min

Today we will try the latest in the series of Kellogg’s Mashup Cereals…Frosted Flakes + Apple Jacks! Then a bunch of single serve cereals Scotty’s daughter stole from summer camp. One of them gets no bowls or spoons! Oh, and Andrew thinks calcium in and of itself is a vitamin.

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Bowl Chat - Pizza Sauce

August 11, 2021 • 33 min

WTF is Pizza Sauce? Scotty B recently ordered pizza and instead of asking for a side of tomato sauce, he asked for pizza sauce. Was he right/wrong to order it that way? You decide.

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Andy Won’t Eat

August 9, 2021 • 20 min

Sure…it’s a podcast where we eat cereal. Andrew is on a juice cleanse. Makes sense. So, Danielle sits in!!! We’ll try the Cap’n’s new Chocolate Caramel Crunch, and since Andrew isn’t eating, we’ll just do one more, and it’s a cruddy Raisin Bran.

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Bowl Chat - What a Mess...

August 5, 2021 • 21 min

Andrew and Gandhi talk to Scotty B while out on the road. Hijinks and technical issues ensue. Get ready for the hottest mess of an episode yet!

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Rx For Boring Cereal

August 2, 2021 • 21 min

Another protein bar becomes a cereal, and just doesn’t cut it. Then onto 2 cereals Scotty found online — one awful, and one just ok. The fun comes when Andrew thinks he’s allergic and gets a “tickle” in his throat.

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Bowl Chat - Besto Friendo

July 28, 2021 • 31 min

This episode sure is a doozy. We chat about everything from bugs to Andrew thinking "besto friendo" was a phrase.

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Kid In A Candy Store

July 26, 2021 • 19 min

Today we will try a cereal that Andrew loves, but won’t be seen with the box…Jojo Siwa Strawberry Bop! Then on to some blah sprouted rice, and an incredible granola from Bakery On Main!

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Bowl Chat - Scotty B is Bonkers!

July 21, 2021 • 27 min

In this episode, we walk down memory lane and talk all things old candy. From Nerds Rope to Bubbalicious (is gum a candy?), to Scotty's favorite - BONKERS - join us on this sweet adventure.

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Team Andy

July 19, 2021 • 20 min

One of Andrew’s favorite childhood cereals is back! Well, kind of. We’ll try the new incarnation of Team Cheerios! Then, to celebrate Cheerios’ 80th anniversary, it’s a rip-off from LIDL! Then, onto some listener supplied Buckwheat Flakes.

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Bowl Chat - Sassy Scotty B & Sarcastic Andrew

July 14, 2021 • 26 min

Real talk, Scotty B and Andrew are trying to figure out what their "archetype" is. Are Andrew and Scotty B really that sarcastic? We break it down. Additionally, Scotty breaks down why he can't throw out old jackets in his attic.

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Worst Ever???

July 12, 2021 • 18 min

In this episode, we’ll check out the new Marshmallow Clusters Lucky Charms. We heard it was the replacement for Rice Krispies Treats Cereal…is it?? Then on to a soft cereal that we will both vomit from, and a dry, sawdust-like supermarket sample. What a fantastic day!

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Bowl Chat - Are We Making a TikTok?

July 7, 2021 • 28 min

Should Scotty B and Andrew make a TikTok to cash in on the ASMR trend? Andrew sure thinks so. Also, we take a look at the dark side of those weird viral food videos - are they for people with a fetish?

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