Cereal Killers

Cereal Killers

2 guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are 2 longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!... Show More

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July 13, 2020 12 min
Andrew is in a beach house full of people, and is obviously not into doing this episode. That, combined with 2 crappy cereals make this one of the shortest episodes we’ve ever done. Sorry. However, we’ll check out White Chocolate Macadamia granola from Clif, and some shredded wheat something or other from Kashi that gets lodged in Scotty’s gums. Good times.
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July 8, 2020 13 min
OK…we’re sorry. It’s vacation week and we got lazy. However, see how far we’ve come! We’re playing back the very first episode from May of 2019…with the classic Trix, and the now discontinued Banana Crème Frosted Flakes. Next episode will be brand new…promise!
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July 1, 2020 13 min
Apologizing right up front that this one is short. We only had 2 granolas to do here, and Andrew did not rip on Scotty quite as much as we would have liked. In any event, while Scotty is still in the City, Andrew is lounging at a beach house in New Jersey full of drunk millennials…one even stumbles over to give a review!
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June 26, 2020 19 min
So…we really fight like siblings in this one. It actually takes 9 minutes before we get to the first cereal. Sorry ‘bout that. Eventually, we’ll try a delicious new granola from Nature Valley, then one we could do without from Cascadian Farm, and one we couldn’t even swallow. Maybe we really do need a vacation.
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June 22, 2020 17 min
We sure are glad Sonny couldn’t sleep one night and decided to bake brownies at 2 in the morning! While Cocoa Puffs Brownie Crunch has been around before, it disappeared for a while, and now it’s back! Will it score 5 Bowls??? Then we will move onto some weird concoction from Nature’s Path…ehhh.
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June 19, 2020 18 min
Today we’ll try some fruity Annie’s that Scotty is convinced we’ve done before…then a disappointing Kashi and the final (for now) knock-off cereal from Millville. We’ll throw in some random song clips that Andrew doesn’t know…and we’ve got a show!
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June 15, 2020 17 min
Today we will experience another Kellogg’s “Jumbo Snax”! This time, Caramel Corn Pops! Plus, another awful rip-off cereal from Millville. Pretty sure we are done with them. But something does excite Andrew in this episode…not just that he showed up in boxers and a Metallica T-Shirt, but we’ll try Hemp Hearts from Nature’s Path!
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June 12, 2020 18 min
Scotty’s wife Amy was invited on this episode by Andrew to gang up on Scotty. They could have done a better job. In between all that, we’ll try the all-new (again) Frosted Flakes With Marshmallows, another Kashi Go cereal, as well as a piece of crap Fit & Active Vitality cereal.
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June 8, 2020 19 min
We continue with the brand new cereals as Danielle joins us to try the all-new Caramel Apple Jacks! Plus another Kashi cinnamon thing and we’re not quite sure if it’s a cereal or a snack, but well pour some milk over new Tiger Paws Jumbo Snax from Kellogg’s.
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June 5, 2020 23 min
We’ve been waiting a few months for new Lucky Charms Honey Clovers. Were they worth the wait? We’ll also dive into some fake Life and we get to use the Cereal Killers International Jingle again as we roll out some Oreo O’s from Korea.
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June 1, 2020 32 min
Diamond is here! Well, she can’t eat any of the cereals, so she leaves. But, we are joined once again by our friend Michele, fresh off Survivor Season 40. We’ll try the new Minions Cereal from General Mills, along with another Kashi Go Cereal. It’s new, and it’s coconut. Then, you’ll see how Scotty screwed up cereal #3. All this and more on an all-new Cereal Killers!
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May 29, 2020 21 min
Danielle is really bored and is back again for this episode featuring fake Golden Grahams, some Rabbit Cereal that should be used as rabbit food, and a delicious chocolate peanut butter concoction with a curious name from Nature’s Path.
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May 25, 2020 20 min
We’re still reviewing cereals from the “healthy side” of the cereal aisle, and in this episode we’ll try a surprisingly delicious granola from Cascadian Farm, a crappy knock-off from Aldi, and we will Go Spark with Kashi. Plus, this is the place for the Scotty/Andrew shenanigans you’ve come to expect!
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May 22, 2020 19 min
It’s another episode of all 3 listener supplied cereals! Danielle joins us again as we try 2 more cereals from Aldi. One is a Millville and one is Fit & Active! Then, we’ll scoot across the pond and dive into a box of Jordan’s Country Crisp with Flame Raisins. What is a Flame Raisin? Beats us…but they’re big!
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May 18, 2020 22 min
We really can’t wait to be back together in the studio…this Zoom stuff sucks. But…we carry on! Today we will try some really bland puffed corn from Arrowhead Mills, and 2 varieties of Honey Bunches Of Oats that somehow, we haven’t had yet.
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May 15, 2020 19 min
In this episode, we’ll continue our investigation of fake mascots on boxes of Millville cereals. Danielle is back, and her son Spencer pops in to agree with Scotty (yay!). Cereals include fake Honey Smacks, fake Cocoa Puffs and fake Lucky Charms…led by a past-his-prime old wizard.
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May 11, 2020 22 min
In yet another wreck of audio from 3 different locations, Scotty, Andrew & Danielle will try a trio of listener supplied cereals from Aldi’s brand, Millville. All 3 have an inferior mascot as compared to the one from the real name brand cereal. But how will the taste compare? Pete the Parrot knows…but he’s not talking…so listen!
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May 8, 2020 17 min
Soooo…another episode where Andrew simply didn’t have the time to record. It’s OK. We know he is busy. There really should be a sarcasm emoji. Anyway…thankfully Nate was around to sit in. In this episode, we will take a look at 2 Kashi Cereals, and the Bonus Box (bag) is back as we dive into Malt-O-Meal’s Frosted Flakes! Andrew would have really liked those!!
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May 4, 2020 16 min
After Scotty goes through the entire list of every variety of Cheerios ever made, Andrew gets antsy and dumps nearly his entire box of all-new Cinnamon Cheerios all over Donna’s pristine floors. Luckily, there is just enough for one bowl of this 5-bowl reincarnation of its former self.
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May 1, 2020 18 min
In another all over the place episode, we’ll somehow get through checking out the listener supplied Cascadian Farm Dark Chocolate Almond Granola, plus Fiber One’s Honey Clusters! Andrew’s house if full of noise and Scotty’s blood pressure is high, as usual.
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