November 25, 2019 • 19 mins
Andrew & Scotty try another one of the endless Special K varieties…but there’s chocolate, so it’s awesome! Then another listener request for some Coooooooookie Crisp (in a bag), and the wacky Cap’n is back with his Christmas Crunch.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Record lights on Andrew's on his phone, shut.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up and don't press record when I'm not looking. But
you knew that we were doing this, Yes I did.
You're right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I wish it was a little bit shorter because I
think that's my favorite of all the songs. It's a
fun one, but I wish it was a bit shorter.
I like it. So, hey, welcome to Serial Killers. If
you're new to the podcast. My name is Scotty B
and I'm Andrew. And we talk about cereal and we
think inside the box unless it's a bag, and then
we don't know what to say. Then it zips close.
(00:51):
I'm sorry you're gonna say he what?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh he's trying to make think inside the box like
he's trying to get it trademarked, trademarked. Yeah you aren't
you trying to copyright.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It inside the box? Yeah? No, First of all, don't
say that because it's someone else will do it, just
like you know, when I was on Extreme Couponting.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, I always forget that. It's like a fun little
side story about you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know if we've ever mentioned that. We may have,
but I was on Extreme Couponting back in twenty eleven,
and a line that I came up with and said
on the show is and this house, full price is
the F word. And lo and behold. Like a month
or two later, somebody had the website full price is
the F word. Wow, and nobody would have said that.
That came from me, truly an innovator.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Let it be known that if I ever get on
the show Survivor, it won't ever apply. But I'll be like,
listen on this tribe, full price.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is the F word. It doesn't make sense, but I
get it, it won't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I just want to see that, like come back for you. Okay,
well thanks, we'll deserve credit.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well you had a nice weekend. It's Monday, and thank
you for being with us. This is episode number sixty. Wow,
we're old. What is sixty? It's just sixty. That's a
two quarters then a done. I wasn't talking like the
monetary sense, but I get it. We could have been
an aarp or that's fifty fifty five. Yeah, wow, all right,
(02:08):
so we are we're technically senior citizens.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah we're getting that sweet sweet discount on rental cars.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, this is stupid. Hey, all right, so let's get
cracking with the cereal. You want to get cracking, Let's
just back up to that. What what, let's get going?
I was just trying to come up with a synonym
for going. So you chose cracking. Yeah, I don't know,
that's the first that came to mind. Okay, you want
to go classic or new classic? You want to start
with classic? Yeah, okay, okay, just said underwhelming. Classics usually boring. Okay,
(02:37):
so we'll go classic. It's another variety of cereal that
we've done a lot of. No, it's not checks, it's
actually Kellogg's. Okay, So what have we've done a lot
of varieties of Kellogg's.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, we haven't done cinnabon cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Cinnabon does not exist, and there's only one variety of
it anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You've refused to give me. We've done raised Krispy treats,
frosted flakes. O uh, it's Kellogg's.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, okay, special k Yes, it's a special k oh.
I know we've done a ton of special case. But
there's just so many of them that my cereal sack
is overflowing with caves.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Please never say your cereal sack is overflowing going down.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And grab it. You have any idea what riot it is,
because we've done a lot of them. What have we
not done yet? I don't know. I don't even know
what Wednesday make or what we've done.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, something with a coconut, No, no coconut, something with blueberry.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, it's chocolate and almond special k. Okay, but why
are the wins.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's just after a while they the special caves all
taste the same.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, it's impossible. They'll have different possible ingredients in them.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
This one has a little bit of chocolate. This one's
got some almonds. This one has a walnut. At the
end of the day, I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well the nut doesn't really Okay. The Chocolate Delight special
K actually has chunks of chocolate. This one does not.
This one has flakes coated with chocolate and slivers of almonds.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I wish Casey was here because then I could have
had that oat milk again.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It was so good. I lied and said I liked it.
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That was actually okay, So you confess that in a
podcast afterwards.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, it wasn't terrible. Well, you saw I used all
of that. I only use my milk in one of them. Yeah, true, Sorry,
the box fell and a flake came out.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Do you always scream like a girl? Has that like
always been your thing?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What's wrong with how girls scream?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Nothing, it's just when you, as a forty year old man, goes.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, when I get startled, I shriek. So what are
you gonna do about it? Hid? Whatever? Diamond scares me
all the time, and I shriek like a girl, and
she loves it. She laughs, and I have a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, it's my favorite to watch you get scared on
her Instagram.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All right, chocolate and almonds special?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
K on's you?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Ooh what?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I can't get a piece of chocolate?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Where's the chocolate? It's on the flakes, I told you,
don't you listen? Oh it's good. It's really good. It
reminds me a lot of coco pebbles. Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Right, I'm just gonna give it two balls on a spoom,
just like that.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, I actually I'll give it three balls. Yep, three balls.
I'm gonna go ahead and give it four. That's a
little dramatic. I like it. Good chocolate flavor. I don't
know the hoof, But do you think anybody's listening to
this that doesn't eat cereal? Like, who the hell would
listen to this if they didn't like cereal? Two idiots
on the radio postic Cereal podcast. This is a radio. Yeah,
it's a radio. How is it radio? I don't know.
(05:27):
Because you're listening in a speaker, So there's a radio.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What So you're saying concerts or radios because you're listening
to the concert at some point through speakers.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All right, you are awarded no points whatever, dude, I
you have four balls because I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I yeah, I give this three boles. It's good and
that's it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You want to just start the whole podcast over all, right,
but not like the direction it's going.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Let's just play the fast forward button. Hey, scut Andy,
you're on your phone?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
All right? Theme song some boys Playsports Boys sorts. All right,
we're gonna go to the new box now. However, yeah,
it's not a box, it's a bag. It is a bag. Cool,
and this came from Oh you know what, I might
as well just play this Serial Killers listener request. Now,
(06:11):
this is not the first box of cereal that our listener,
Matt has sent us. Okay, so he sent us this
box yesterday, and inside this box is a bag. The
cereal has been around probably about a year or so. Okay,
so it's still new. It does come in a box,
but for whatever reason, he sent us the giant family
size bag. I love it going down to the cereal
box because it came in a box. You ready, yep?
(06:35):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Cooy Christ Yes. Birthday cake. Oh you were excited for
a half a second and then you saw a birthday cake.
I don't like birthday cake. You like birthday cakes? Yeah? Again?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And I've said this. I've said this countless times. Birthday
cake is not a flavor.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Do you believe it's a flavor?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes? Or no? No? Because no, it's not. A birthday
cake is not a flavor. Because if I give you
a birthday cake chocolate or vanilla or whatever, or.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's ice cream. Yeah, please don't take that out.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm taking it out now. You obnoxiously coughing? Is just so.
It must have He must have been Chip's birthday. He's
very excited. Look at him. He's holding balloons and he's
very very happy. That's actually his AA recovery party. It
probably is great, Chip, Well, it's just great taste of
birthday cake cookies naturally flavored sweet and cereal. So what
(07:27):
is it naturally flavored with? I just find it funny
that the bags they're so floppy. Yeah, but it feels
so crunchy within it. Yeah. Here, you don't need those.
It feels very crunchy, right just from touching it. Yeah,
I'll take that back. So General Mills. Remember back in
the day, this was a Ralston product.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And my left ball is like gone because of you.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's got a zip strip. I love that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Zip strips should be mandatory in all boxes in my opinion.
Can't open it unless you can't open it. And then
they it didn't open, so the zip strip did nothing.
You're almost there some Halloween aftermath decorating. You're doing great, Scott,
(08:21):
Keep it up, keep up the great work. Wow, that
took four years.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's tough to open that.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Welcome to episode sixty one.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Killers. We're finally trying birthday cake cook Quiet. Please, that
was not me. That was me.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Thank god you poured it in the bowl because people
forgot what it sounds like when you pour cereal in
a bowl.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Listen, dude, dude, what this is? Well, it's Okay, it's
not radio. This is a podcast where people listen they
can't see, so it's nice to have sound effects. Millennials
don't understand. Here's a sound effect of me throwing a
spoon at Andrew. I'm a metal You a hole ow
chip your elbow? No, I threw it at your fat belly.
(09:07):
I'm ninety nine percent sure I broke my wrist because
of you. You toss it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, No, I'm gonna be nice and I'm not gonna
throw it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Look, we may have some brand new listeners from GMA
on this one, so let's be nice to each other.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, technically, GMA will have aired at least a month.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Ago by this time. That's true. It's very possible that
Elvis never even mentioned it. So here you go in
case you don't know what we're talking about. Like a
month ago, Elvis was on Good Morning America's Saturday Morning
and pretty sure that he mentioned this podcast. Yeah, so
if that's what brought you here, thank you, and I
hope you're enjoying this. Hi. I'm Scotty B and this
is post production. I'm editing in my voice like Andrew hates.
(09:46):
Elvis did not mention us on Good Morning America because
that segment was cut. Okay, now back to the program.
Go Cookie Chrisp birthday cake of Mamilla. Yeah, i've it.
You're right which vanilla. This reminds me of Vanilla Cookie
Crisp when I was a kid. They don't make that anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I feel like, don't piss on my leg and tell
me it's raining. Because this is Vanilla cereal.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
If you actually just tried to pee on me, I
would have probably dropkicked you in the face.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Three balls in a spoon, It's not awful.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, I give it two bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And I have to say it's not widely available.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm going to say this is a forgettable cereal.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Not much there that I'm enjoying. Matt sent it from Delaware.
I have not seen this cereal in New York anywhere ever,
so it is kind of regional. I think, do you
think people.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Are sad when they send a cereals? Then we don't
like it?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh? I like it. I just didn't love it.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm sorry if it's underwhelming, Matt, I'm sorry I didn't
like it as much. Would you give it two bowls
in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's good. It's middle of the road. I got you.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I mean, if it's there, if it's the last cereal
on earth while I try it. Okay, but that's a
pretty sad apocalypse if this is the last cereal I
have to eat? Are we just not talking? Are you
just leaving me here to dry? Well?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Because I want to play something out to dry?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I forgot the out part serial Killers?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah? What's an episode of serial Killers without a bonus box?
What is it? Andrew? Just not just an episode? What's
coming soon? Christmas? You're less than one the way? I
can't win. I don't know if we could talk over this, because.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's laugh we can I love talking loud.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm gonna shout it off. Okay, Well, the holidays are near.
I can't believe it past. It's almost Thanksgiving. That's insane.
It's almost Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is this week?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's insane?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, I hope you're spending it with some insane family members. Yeah,
because well, never mind anyway, going down the cereal sack?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh do that such a personal not at all? Were
you about to unleash some inner demons on the podcast
about cereal.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The Captain is back with limited edition Christmas Crunch. I
can't it's been around years past, you know, but it
comes back during the holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And it doesn't have like gingerbread flavor, does it.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No, it's just cap'n crunched with colored trees and is
the start gingerbread flavored cereal. There is but a form
of life which is coming soon. Okay, it's out there,
it's making the rounds. But actually by the time I
get it, I mean and talk about it, it's gonna
be like December already. But that's okay because Christmas season.
That's cool. So Captain. Look, he's all wrapped up with
(12:35):
lights on the front of the box, so happy that
he's releasing his holiday themed cereal. And on the back
there's little maze with all the cap'n Crunch characters. Smedley's
there and the whole cast of idiots. Who is that
scary man. I don't know what his name is, but
he would steal the stuff back, so he's a cereal
crook he is, Yeah, and now he gets to decorate
the tree, which two ornaments are exactly a man in
my house. Grab your crayons and draw what you think
(12:58):
crunch Beast is about the hell is crunch Beast? Right?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There was that always the thing, and that's Smedley was
crunch Beast a thing.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, he's the crunchberry guy. Remember that commercial I played
that one. There was a crunchberry commercial I played one
time and it made that silly noise. That's him, crunch Beast. Yes,
all right. It's interesting because on the side it shows
the varieties that they have available and it says crunchberries,
peanut butarter, crunch in regular. But they also have oops
aal berries and that cotton candy one is still kind
of floating around. Yeah, what what people eat? Cotton candy?
(13:32):
Crunch carnies? Where what carnes?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You think just traveling carnivals like in the nineteen hundreds,
they just have.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No they're still carnies traveling carnivals in the two thousand. Yeah,
but they don't ride by train. Yeah, but a carney
is somebody that works at a carnival and travels around.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yes, but again it's not like old school nineteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh you rip the bag.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
This is a flimsy bag.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
There is a flimsy bag. Damn it. I bripped both sides.
This is gonna be a tough poor I hope you
can handle it. Scut smells like the holidays. What do
the holidays smell like to you? Holly and pine cones?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh? Yeah, I love Christmas. It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Even though I'm a Jew, I
like Christmas. I do like the holiday season. You work
a marathon, twenty four hour day, right, Oh my god,
Christmas Day is the best day for me. Chuff freaking
ching high, double overtime all freaking day and night. Chuff freaking' ching.
Are you serious? That's the one day I look forward
to every year.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I mean, is it really that much more money?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's a bunch. That's nice. Yeah, I could make a
car payment. Great, all right, capt'n Crunch Christmas Crunch ready,
So there's little trees by both Now wait a minute's
crunchberry right. I thought it was just playing cap'n Crunch
with colored pieces in it. All it says is sweetened
(14:53):
corn and oat cereal fun holiday shapes. But that's definitely
crunch Perry. They love it. Stars and trees and snowmen
and sam to hats along with the original pieces.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can't go wrong with the capt'n all right, I'm a
steak fan.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh. Oh thought that was a cinnamon stick. That's the
tree trunk.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh, it may have been the knife from the scary
cereal guy that cap been invited to his house.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You know, I'm into it. Four balls? Why just four?
Can I ask? Because I reserve higher scores for cocoa
flavors and marshmallows. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I don't, I really don't. This is like a premium cereal.
I gave it five bulls.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh I didn't hear that. Yeah, Oh it's another one
of your favorites. I was going to say, is it. Yeah?
I mean it's delicious. You've never had it before.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
But it's crunchberries and I love crunchberries.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
All right, we're going off the rails.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
How we're reviewing the cereals?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Time to go. That's the timer that we had installed.
When did we get that? I don't know. I just
felt like hitting the bell. Thank you for listening to
serial Killers follow us on social media sites. What that guy? Phil?
There's an old man with a walker and he broke
his hip and you're laughing at him.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's just a law firm, law firm. Commercials so like,
did you need compensation? Have you ever fallen and couldn't
get up? That's their fault, not yours. Call us and
we'll sue the crap out of them.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You will get money. And now here's the smoking commercial
with the black lung in the operation.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Well, you can't watch this because you don't like visuals.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, I can't see anything medical whatsoever. That's weird. You know.
I tried to give blood one time because they were
giving away free baseball tickets. So I went in and
they pricked my finger just to test it first, and
I started sweating and I slumped over in the chair
and like, okay, no, I said, can I still have
the tickets? And they gave them to me because I
made an effort. But I can't give blood.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
And they say millennials are entitled. You are literally like.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm giving faint. Can I still get tickets? I can't.
I can't. I'm sweating right now thinking about it. I
can't do anything to do with But like if I was, if,
what is it about it that like freaks you out?
And I'm so confused. My biggest fear is I beat
it up. If I had to give myself shots every day,
i'd be out. I can't do it. I'd have to
(17:00):
I can't even think about it. My neighbor has that
port installed. I can't even the word port makes me sick.
I can't do it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So it's like you're at a rushaurant someone's like, oh,
we have a nice port wine tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Dude. As I get older and things start happening to
me and I need medical procedures, there's gonna be trouble.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You're just gonna be the old curmudgeon that's like I refused,
All right, dad, Well there go your legs.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Dude. I was at the proctologist one time, and I'm
not going to say which one is the proctologist, but oh,
I'm not going to say what went down. But all
I know is the nurse was dotting my forehead with
a wet paper towel to wake me up. That's all
I'm gonna say. So thanks again, thanks again for listening.
This has been Serial Killers episode number sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well, looks like we might need to start going back
to that proctologists because we're in our sixties now.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
No Andy, no plus de fact, isn't it forty five?
I think forty five is when you're supposed to go
for the first one.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I have to go when I'm younger because it's something
bad runs in the family.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh yeah, lucky me. Cool. Yeah, all right, let's medical talk. Yes,
I mean you know I can't do it. I'll fall over.
You'll hear a thump, and that will be me. Thank
you for listening once again. Please like and subscribe to
our podcast as you listen to a review. We love
reading your reviews.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It is the nicest thing in the world to get
a good five star review from you guys. Or give
us a one star and tell us that we're idiots.
I mean that's always fun too.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, only one jerk off gave us two stars. All
the other ones are five stars. I love that.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Can I say one thing though, I say that all
the time you were like, give us one star.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
When I first started saying that, you were the one
that was like, give us one star. Don't be forcing
people to give us five stars. And now you're like,
I need five stars. Only five stars.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
One two, three? Crunch? Oh why are you mad? I
just you just babbling. But when I speak truth, we're
we're done eating and people don't want to hear this.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
If anything, this is what they want to hear, is
me calling you out on your hypocrisies.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
One two three, See you next time. Crunch Yeah, who
does that? Jerk? You're a jerk, idiot, dumb face, stupid head,
Are you too, yes, jerk man,
Record lights on Andrew's on his phone, shut.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up and don't press record when I'm not looking. But
you knew that we were doing this, Yes I did.
You're right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I wish it was a little bit shorter because I
think that's my favorite of all the songs. It's a
fun one, but I wish it was a bit shorter.
I like it. So, hey, welcome to Serial Killers. If
you're new to the podcast. My name is Scotty B
and I'm Andrew. And we talk about cereal and we
think inside the box unless it's a bag, and then
we don't know what to say. Then it zips close.
(00:51):
I'm sorry you're gonna say he what?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh he's trying to make think inside the box like
he's trying to get it trademarked, trademarked. Yeah you aren't
you trying to copyright.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It inside the box? Yeah? No, First of all, don't
say that because it's someone else will do it, just
like you know, when I was on Extreme Couponting.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, I always forget that. It's like a fun little
side story about you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know if we've ever mentioned that. We may have,
but I was on Extreme Couponting back in twenty eleven,
and a line that I came up with and said
on the show is and this house, full price is
the F word. And lo and behold. Like a month
or two later, somebody had the website full price is
the F word. Wow, and nobody would have said that.
That came from me, truly an innovator.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Let it be known that if I ever get on
the show Survivor, it won't ever apply. But I'll be like,
listen on this tribe, full price.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is the F word. It doesn't make sense, but I
get it, it won't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I just want to see that, like come back for you. Okay,
well thanks, we'll deserve credit.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well you had a nice weekend. It's Monday, and thank
you for being with us. This is episode number sixty. Wow,
we're old. What is sixty? It's just sixty. That's a
two quarters then a done. I wasn't talking like the
monetary sense, but I get it. We could have been
an aarp or that's fifty fifty five. Yeah, wow, all right,
(02:08):
so we are we're technically senior citizens.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah we're getting that sweet sweet discount on rental cars.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, this is stupid. Hey, all right, so let's get
cracking with the cereal. You want to get cracking, Let's
just back up to that. What what, let's get going?
I was just trying to come up with a synonym
for going. So you chose cracking. Yeah, I don't know,
that's the first that came to mind. Okay, you want
to go classic or new classic? You want to start
with classic? Yeah, okay, okay, just said underwhelming. Classics usually boring. Okay,
(02:37):
so we'll go classic. It's another variety of cereal that
we've done a lot of. No, it's not checks, it's
actually Kellogg's. Okay, So what have we've done a lot
of varieties of Kellogg's.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well, we haven't done cinnabon cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Cinnabon does not exist, and there's only one variety of
it anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You've refused to give me. We've done raised Krispy treats,
frosted flakes. O uh, it's Kellogg's.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, okay, special k Yes, it's a special k oh.
I know we've done a ton of special case. But
there's just so many of them that my cereal sack
is overflowing with caves.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Please never say your cereal sack is overflowing going down.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And grab it. You have any idea what riot it is,
because we've done a lot of them. What have we
not done yet? I don't know. I don't even know
what Wednesday make or what we've done.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, something with a coconut, No, no coconut, something with blueberry.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, it's chocolate and almond special k. Okay, but why
are the wins.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's just after a while they the special caves all
taste the same.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, it's impossible. They'll have different possible ingredients in them.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
This one has a little bit of chocolate. This one's
got some almonds. This one has a walnut. At the
end of the day, I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well the nut doesn't really Okay. The Chocolate Delight special
K actually has chunks of chocolate. This one does not.
This one has flakes coated with chocolate and slivers of almonds.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I wish Casey was here because then I could have
had that oat milk again.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It was so good. I lied and said I liked it.
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That was actually okay, So you confess that in a
podcast afterwards.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, it wasn't terrible. Well, you saw I used all
of that. I only use my milk in one of them. Yeah, true, Sorry,
the box fell and a flake came out.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Do you always scream like a girl? Has that like
always been your thing?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What's wrong with how girls scream?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Nothing, it's just when you, as a forty year old man, goes.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, when I get startled, I shriek. So what are
you gonna do about it? Hid? Whatever? Diamond scares me
all the time, and I shriek like a girl, and
she loves it. She laughs, and I have a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, it's my favorite to watch you get scared on
her Instagram.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All right, chocolate and almonds special?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
K on's you?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Ooh what?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I can't get a piece of chocolate?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Where's the chocolate? It's on the flakes, I told you,
don't you listen? Oh it's good. It's really good. It
reminds me a lot of coco pebbles. Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Right, I'm just gonna give it two balls on a spoom,
just like that.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, I actually I'll give it three balls. Yep, three balls.
I'm gonna go ahead and give it four. That's a
little dramatic. I like it. Good chocolate flavor. I don't
know the hoof, But do you think anybody's listening to
this that doesn't eat cereal? Like, who the hell would
listen to this if they didn't like cereal? Two idiots
on the radio postic Cereal podcast. This is a radio. Yeah,
it's a radio. How is it radio? I don't know.
(05:27):
Because you're listening in a speaker, So there's a radio.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What So you're saying concerts or radios because you're listening
to the concert at some point through speakers.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All right, you are awarded no points whatever, dude, I
you have four balls because I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I yeah, I give this three boles. It's good and
that's it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You want to just start the whole podcast over all, right,
but not like the direction it's going.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Let's just play the fast forward button. Hey, scut Andy,
you're on your phone?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
All right? Theme song some boys Playsports Boys sorts. All right,
we're gonna go to the new box now. However, yeah,
it's not a box, it's a bag. It is a bag. Cool,
and this came from Oh you know what, I might
as well just play this Serial Killers listener request. Now,
(06:11):
this is not the first box of cereal that our listener,
Matt has sent us. Okay, so he sent us this
box yesterday, and inside this box is a bag. The
cereal has been around probably about a year or so. Okay,
so it's still new. It does come in a box,
but for whatever reason, he sent us the giant family
size bag. I love it going down to the cereal
box because it came in a box. You ready, yep?
(06:35):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Cooy Christ Yes. Birthday cake. Oh you were excited for
a half a second and then you saw a birthday cake.
I don't like birthday cake. You like birthday cakes? Yeah? Again?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And I've said this. I've said this countless times. Birthday
cake is not a flavor.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Do you believe it's a flavor?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes? Or no? No? Because no, it's not. A birthday
cake is not a flavor. Because if I give you
a birthday cake chocolate or vanilla or whatever, or.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's ice cream. Yeah, please don't take that out.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm taking it out now. You obnoxiously coughing? Is just so.
It must have He must have been Chip's birthday. He's
very excited. Look at him. He's holding balloons and he's
very very happy. That's actually his AA recovery party. It
probably is great, Chip, Well, it's just great taste of
birthday cake cookies naturally flavored sweet and cereal. So what
(07:27):
is it naturally flavored with? I just find it funny
that the bags they're so floppy. Yeah, but it feels
so crunchy within it. Yeah. Here, you don't need those.
It feels very crunchy, right just from touching it. Yeah,
I'll take that back. So General Mills. Remember back in
the day, this was a Ralston product.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And my left ball is like gone because of you.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's got a zip strip. I love that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Zip strips should be mandatory in all boxes in my opinion.
Can't open it unless you can't open it. And then
they it didn't open, so the zip strip did nothing.
You're almost there some Halloween aftermath decorating. You're doing great, Scott,
(08:21):
Keep it up, keep up the great work. Wow, that
took four years.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's tough to open that.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Welcome to episode sixty one.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Killers. We're finally trying birthday cake cook Quiet. Please, that
was not me. That was me.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Thank god you poured it in the bowl because people
forgot what it sounds like when you pour cereal in
a bowl.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Listen, dude, dude, what this is? Well, it's Okay, it's
not radio. This is a podcast where people listen they
can't see, so it's nice to have sound effects. Millennials
don't understand. Here's a sound effect of me throwing a
spoon at Andrew. I'm a metal You a hole ow
chip your elbow? No, I threw it at your fat belly.
(09:07):
I'm ninety nine percent sure I broke my wrist because
of you. You toss it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, No, I'm gonna be nice and I'm not gonna
throw it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Look, we may have some brand new listeners from GMA
on this one, so let's be nice to each other.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, technically, GMA will have aired at least a month.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Ago by this time. That's true. It's very possible that
Elvis never even mentioned it. So here you go in
case you don't know what we're talking about. Like a
month ago, Elvis was on Good Morning America's Saturday Morning
and pretty sure that he mentioned this podcast. Yeah, so
if that's what brought you here, thank you, and I
hope you're enjoying this. Hi. I'm Scotty B and this
is post production. I'm editing in my voice like Andrew hates.
(09:46):
Elvis did not mention us on Good Morning America because
that segment was cut. Okay, now back to the program.
Go Cookie Chrisp birthday cake of Mamilla. Yeah, i've it.
You're right which vanilla. This reminds me of Vanilla Cookie
Crisp when I was a kid. They don't make that anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I feel like, don't piss on my leg and tell
me it's raining. Because this is Vanilla cereal.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
If you actually just tried to pee on me, I
would have probably dropkicked you in the face.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Three balls in a spoon, It's not awful.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, I give it two bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
And I have to say it's not widely available.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm going to say this is a forgettable cereal.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Not much there that I'm enjoying. Matt sent it from Delaware.
I have not seen this cereal in New York anywhere ever,
so it is kind of regional. I think, do you
think people.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Are sad when they send a cereals? Then we don't
like it?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh? I like it. I just didn't love it.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm sorry if it's underwhelming, Matt, I'm sorry I didn't
like it as much. Would you give it two bowls
in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's good. It's middle of the road. I got you.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I mean, if it's there, if it's the last cereal
on earth while I try it. Okay, but that's a
pretty sad apocalypse if this is the last cereal I
have to eat? Are we just not talking? Are you
just leaving me here to dry? Well?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Because I want to play something out to dry?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I forgot the out part serial Killers?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah? What's an episode of serial Killers without a bonus box?
What is it? Andrew? Just not just an episode? What's
coming soon? Christmas? You're less than one the way? I
can't win. I don't know if we could talk over this, because.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's laugh we can I love talking loud.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm gonna shout it off. Okay, Well, the holidays are near.
I can't believe it past. It's almost Thanksgiving. That's insane.
It's almost Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is this week?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's insane?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, I hope you're spending it with some insane family members. Yeah,
because well, never mind anyway, going down the cereal sack?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh do that such a personal not at all? Were
you about to unleash some inner demons on the podcast
about cereal.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The Captain is back with limited edition Christmas Crunch. I
can't it's been around years past, you know, but it
comes back during the holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And it doesn't have like gingerbread flavor, does it.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No, it's just cap'n crunched with colored trees and is
the start gingerbread flavored cereal. There is but a form
of life which is coming soon. Okay, it's out there,
it's making the rounds. But actually by the time I
get it, I mean and talk about it, it's gonna
be like December already. But that's okay because Christmas season.
That's cool. So Captain. Look, he's all wrapped up with
(12:35):
lights on the front of the box, so happy that
he's releasing his holiday themed cereal. And on the back
there's little maze with all the cap'n Crunch characters. Smedley's
there and the whole cast of idiots. Who is that
scary man. I don't know what his name is, but
he would steal the stuff back, so he's a cereal
crook he is, Yeah, and now he gets to decorate
the tree, which two ornaments are exactly a man in
my house. Grab your crayons and draw what you think
(12:58):
crunch Beast is about the hell is crunch Beast? Right?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There was that always the thing, and that's Smedley was
crunch Beast a thing.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, he's the crunchberry guy. Remember that commercial I played
that one. There was a crunchberry commercial I played one
time and it made that silly noise. That's him, crunch Beast. Yes,
all right. It's interesting because on the side it shows
the varieties that they have available and it says crunchberries,
peanut butarter, crunch in regular. But they also have oops
aal berries and that cotton candy one is still kind
of floating around. Yeah, what what people eat? Cotton candy?
(13:32):
Crunch carnies? Where what carnes?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You think just traveling carnivals like in the nineteen hundreds,
they just have.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No they're still carnies traveling carnivals in the two thousand. Yeah,
but they don't ride by train. Yeah, but a carney
is somebody that works at a carnival and travels around.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yes, but again it's not like old school nineteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh you rip the bag.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
This is a flimsy bag.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
There is a flimsy bag. Damn it. I bripped both sides.
This is gonna be a tough poor I hope you
can handle it. Scut smells like the holidays. What do
the holidays smell like to you? Holly and pine cones?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh? Yeah, I love Christmas. It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Even though I'm a Jew, I
like Christmas. I do like the holiday season. You work
a marathon, twenty four hour day, right, Oh my god,
Christmas Day is the best day for me. Chuff freaking
ching high, double overtime all freaking day and night. Chuff freaking' ching.
Are you serious? That's the one day I look forward
to every year.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I mean, is it really that much more money?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's a bunch. That's nice. Yeah, I could make a
car payment. Great, all right, capt'n Crunch Christmas Crunch ready,
So there's little trees by both Now wait a minute's
crunchberry right. I thought it was just playing cap'n Crunch
with colored pieces in it. All it says is sweetened
(14:53):
corn and oat cereal fun holiday shapes. But that's definitely
crunch Perry. They love it. Stars and trees and snowmen
and sam to hats along with the original pieces.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can't go wrong with the capt'n all right, I'm a
steak fan.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh. Oh thought that was a cinnamon stick. That's the
tree trunk.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh, it may have been the knife from the scary
cereal guy that cap been invited to his house.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You know, I'm into it. Four balls? Why just four?
Can I ask? Because I reserve higher scores for cocoa
flavors and marshmallows. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I don't, I really don't. This is like a premium cereal.
I gave it five bulls.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh I didn't hear that. Yeah, Oh it's another one
of your favorites. I was going to say, is it. Yeah?
I mean it's delicious. You've never had it before.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
But it's crunchberries and I love crunchberries.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
All right, we're going off the rails.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
How we're reviewing the cereals?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Time to go. That's the timer that we had installed.
When did we get that? I don't know. I just
felt like hitting the bell. Thank you for listening to
serial Killers follow us on social media sites. What that guy? Phil?
There's an old man with a walker and he broke
his hip and you're laughing at him.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's just a law firm, law firm. Commercials so like,
did you need compensation? Have you ever fallen and couldn't
get up? That's their fault, not yours. Call us and
we'll sue the crap out of them.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You will get money. And now here's the smoking commercial
with the black lung in the operation.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Well, you can't watch this because you don't like visuals.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, I can't see anything medical whatsoever. That's weird. You know.
I tried to give blood one time because they were
giving away free baseball tickets. So I went in and
they pricked my finger just to test it first, and
I started sweating and I slumped over in the chair
and like, okay, no, I said, can I still have
the tickets? And they gave them to me because I
made an effort. But I can't give blood.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
And they say millennials are entitled. You are literally like.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm giving faint. Can I still get tickets? I can't.
I can't. I'm sweating right now thinking about it. I
can't do anything to do with But like if I was, if,
what is it about it that like freaks you out?
And I'm so confused. My biggest fear is I beat
it up. If I had to give myself shots every day,
i'd be out. I can't do it. I'd have to
(17:00):
I can't even think about it. My neighbor has that
port installed. I can't even the word port makes me sick.
I can't do it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So it's like you're at a rushaurant someone's like, oh,
we have a nice port wine tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Dude. As I get older and things start happening to
me and I need medical procedures, there's gonna be trouble.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You're just gonna be the old curmudgeon that's like I refused,
All right, dad, Well there go your legs.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Dude. I was at the proctologist one time, and I'm
not going to say which one is the proctologist, but oh,
I'm not going to say what went down. But all
I know is the nurse was dotting my forehead with
a wet paper towel to wake me up. That's all
I'm gonna say. So thanks again, thanks again for listening.
This has been Serial Killers episode number sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well, looks like we might need to start going back
to that proctologists because we're in our sixties now.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
No Andy, no plus de fact, isn't it forty five?
I think forty five is when you're supposed to go
for the first one.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I have to go when I'm younger because it's something
bad runs in the family.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh yeah, lucky me. Cool. Yeah, all right, let's medical talk. Yes,
I mean you know I can't do it. I'll fall over.
You'll hear a thump, and that will be me. Thank
you for listening once again. Please like and subscribe to
our podcast as you listen to a review. We love
reading your reviews.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It is the nicest thing in the world to get
a good five star review from you guys. Or give
us a one star and tell us that we're idiots.
I mean that's always fun too.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, only one jerk off gave us two stars. All
the other ones are five stars. I love that.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Can I say one thing though, I say that all
the time you were like, give us one star.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
When I first started saying that, you were the one
that was like, give us one star. Don't be forcing
people to give us five stars. And now you're like,
I need five stars. Only five stars.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
One two, three? Crunch? Oh why are you mad? I
just you just babbling. But when I speak truth, we're
we're done eating and people don't want to hear this.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
If anything, this is what they want to hear, is
me calling you out on your hypocrisies.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
One two three, See you next time. Crunch Yeah, who
does that? Jerk? You're a jerk, idiot, dumb face, stupid head,
Are you too, yes, jerk man,
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