July 12, 2019 • 18 mins
Scotty introduces Andrew to one of his adult favorites that “shreds” his throat, then more cookies from Post as Scotty takes one for the team and tries Nilla Banana Pudding Cereal. Even marshmallows can’t save this one. Oh, and to cleanse our palates, more Oreos!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think you should sing the theme song from now on. Okay, great?
(00:03):
Should I start? Yeah? Go ahead, Okay, that's all I
can take of that one. It's so long. Hey, wait
a minute, Andrew, Hi Scott, can I see your id?
Oh boy? Because this is episode number twenty one of
(00:23):
Serial Killers, which means we're legal to buy milk with
alcohol in it. I have no idea where I'm going.
But you're rambling and you're sweating. I am. My nose
is running because we're recording this one immediately after we
recorded the last one because the show's going on vacation
for a bit, so we're just stacking them up and
I'm on sugar overload. Well, I mean you did that
(00:45):
to yourself. I guess I did.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No one's telling you to eat the full bowl of cereal.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So serial Killers where we review one classic cereal and
one brand new cereal most of the time. Sometimes we
review like six of them in one episode. Or we'll
just throw some random something in, or we'll have a
listener request because we like to play the jingle.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The listener request is usually me, but the last episode
we actually had a real listener.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It was RAJ.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Thanks, thanks for listening RAJ and everybody else that loves
our show. I'm Andrew by the way, and I'm Scottie Bee,
and we are here at the radio station part of
the Elvis Duran in the Morning Show podcast family. So
are we just like reintroducing ourselves. Yeah, you know what,
you can have some new listeners, right.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, I mean I guess that's true. Hi, new listeners.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah. So I'm going to go into my cereal sack
and pull out a classic. Oh we're running right into
the up or would you like a new one?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We always do the new one. I say, we do
the old one.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, Well, I don't know how old it is. I
know this is running everywhere. I don't know what's wrong
with you.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We need to like correct it before you start pouring
milk and like it gets like I don't want your
snot in my cup.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay, So we're going to dig into the set, all right.
I have to tell you this truly is, as an adult,
probably one of my top five favorite serials. Okay, it's obscure.
I'm gonna tell you that it's obscure. It's not why available.
I mean some stores have it. There's only one or
two stores in my area, which is, you know, within
(02:05):
like a fifty mile radius that actually has it, because
I've checked when I was visiting Wichita, Kansas. They have it,
So that means it is a national cereal, but it's
not widely stocked because it is quite obscure in the
family of frosted many wheats. So this is a variety
of frosted mini wheats. This one is called Touch of Fruit,
and it's raspberry. Oh do you not like raspberry? I mean,
(02:29):
this is going to be interesting. Didn't you ask about
fruit and cream remember a couple episodes back. So I
just not maybe infrosted many wheats. I have to tell
you it's delicious. You're making a face. But frosted mini
wheats on their own are delicious. Oh, one of the best.
But they're missing something. I disagree, So it needs to
be something in the middle. So this variety is called
(02:49):
Touch of Fruit. They had one that was raisins, and
there was raisins in the middle. I was not a
huge fan. I don't think they make that anything whole
raisin in the middle. It was just like puade raisins.
It was like mushed up ants in the middle. Now
that's not happened. So, I mean, they have strawberry frosted miniweats,
they have chocolate, they have like a mocha latte one.
There's a bunch of different ones, but those are all flavored.
(03:10):
This actually has filling in the middle. Like the strawberry
frosted miniwheats is just a strawberry flavored frosting and it's
kind of gross. Yeah. No, And I know they have
chocolate also, which is you know, chocolate's good anywhere, but
I just I love it because it actually is filled
with something.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is going to be interesting. I'm not looking forward
to this.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You know what. You may change your tune in a minute.
You're right, I may change much soon. It's a good thing.
We're friends. This is not like a radio show where
you know, the hosts are on and they are a
lovey dovey on the air, and then they shut the
mics off and they hate each other. Because Andrew and
I generally like each other. He thinks, Okay, so do
(03:50):
you remember just like frosted shredded wheat. They were big.
I don't know if they still make it or not.
It's mainly frosted miniwheats now, but they had just it
was called shredded wheat and it was giant. It was
I got freakin' brick. Why it was a cereal, I
have no idea. And then there was frosted shredded wheat
and it was a brick with frosting on it. And
(04:10):
then they went down to miniwheats because it was just
too big. You're so right, And those were some of
my favorites. Yeah, because the big chunk. The best is
when the machine puts a little bit too much sugar
on it and you get like a chunk of it. Oh. No,
I know what you're talking about, but I'm saying these
things were like they were huge. They were like eight
times the size of these little ones. Oh I remember those.
(04:31):
I'm sure they still have them somewhere. I don't know
if Kelloggs makes them anymore, but I'm guessing they're still around. Yeah,
all right, so, oh, I'm sorry, I din't pour you
milk one percent. By the way, still haven't gotten a
milk sponsorship, so now we're waiting on that milk. So
today we're using Tuscan Dairy Pure milk. I got it
at seven eleven because it's all they had. Thank you.
Let me tell you something last week. Last week when
(04:52):
I needed milk, I went to the gas station again
because I was running late. All they had was whole milk.
I didn't buy it because that would have been a mess. Yeah,
all right, so Kellogg's frosted manywets, touch of fruit in
the middle. Here we go. I know what I'm gonna think.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, sorry, no no really, yeah, no,
that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Maybe there's a bit more of a sophisticated taste for you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, a sophisticated taste for the kid in me.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You're eating raspberry puree inside a shredded nugget with sugar
on top.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Do not remember that commercial when there was like an
adult and they'd be like, frosted manyweats for the kid
in me, and then the adult would turn into a
kid with the adult's voice.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, what if we I'm you, I'm speech choice. Hold on,
Oh boy, I just don't think this is a good cereal.
I'm sorry, it tastes like a chrumsicle.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I mean, anything you say now will be cut out.
Why because I'm trying to find this commercion.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm allowed to speak on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh, so are we still going with this? Yes? Oh okay,
I don't like this? What do you like about this?
And my mouth suddenly feels itchy?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Is that normal? Am I maybe allergic to this?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No? But the strands of wheat may be busting your
face up, busting my face up? Yeah? Okay. So this
is a classic frosted Miniweeds commercial from the eighties. You
have to I know you were little, but you gotta
remember these. I love the range. Oh week goodness Killoggs
Many Weeds by the delicious frosted side makes the rigetated
meat open wide. The nutritious shredded wheat helps keep me
(06:33):
on my toes, but the little ballerina and me thinks
the taste steals the show. Skillogs Many Weeds wholesome shredded
wheat for the adult, and you great taste for the
kid in you. So they're delicious and nutritious. The whole
rain wheat really packs some crunch, but the delicious cassete
gives it just a right tounch.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, Hen Scott gott an email at the end of that.
You don't remember that I wasn't even born, So.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you understand what was going on? In the commercial
there I do. There's like an adult who is Oh,
I like my shredded weed. Then it flips over and
with the frosted side, they turned into a kid. Oh
for the kid and.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Me again, this isn't a complex concept, all right, you're
explaining it to me like I'm for.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I just don't like this version of mini Guess what?
Four balls on a spoon? Guess what?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Two bowls? Okay, and guess what else? I might be
going into anaphylectic shock because I'm allergic to these.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well that would have been good to know before I
broke them out. My chest is on fire. All right,
let's go Nuby. You ready for a newbie?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think something's wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Is there a nurse on call? I don't know. Do
we have a company nurse? It's just my mouth is
so itchy. Drink some water. I don't have any. I'm
don't mind me. I'm just foaming at the mouth. Thank
you Post for making more cookie cereal. We're breaking into
the all new Nila putting banana, putting marshmallow? Do you
(07:55):
have to sock in Post? I don't, but they keep
coming out with this crap.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But you won't stop la I just want cocoa puffs.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
People keep telling us to eat this junk, so we're
eating it. What happened to the chicken and waffle cereal?
I'm sweating again.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
My mouth is itchy, so anyway, something's wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
This morning on the Big Show, Elvis broke into this
and made us eat it. I did not try it
because I want to be a purist and only do
it on the podcast. Oh wait a minute, this needs
a Scotti shake. Oh it stinks.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I actually tried it on the air. It's delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It smells like fake banana. Guess what.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Your raspberry cereal gave me some type of allergic reactions, so.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I don't want to hear it. I have to say.
It does say naturally flavored with other natural flavors. I'd
like to know what the other natural flavors are. But
and I look, I'm taking one for the team on this.
I do not like banana flavored anything. I like bananas,
but I don't like banana flavored stuff. Huh. I like
a fresh banana any day, and you know what I
can do with one? So wait, what I mean? I
(09:01):
heard you. It's just the listening audience at home. I
just if they're fans of the show, they'll know what
I'm talking about. Okay, so these sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I have to just quickly go off mic because.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, oh god, it's settling. Okay. So these are
obviously made on the same machine at the chips of
Hoy cookies were made on cereal and everything else that
they've introduced, because they're exactly the same shape. They look
like cookie crisp. Do you like banana pudding? I do
not like banana pudding because I do not like banana
flavored things. I told you that I will only eat
a fresh ban.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Banana pudding is made from banana, though.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But it's not. I just want a banana. I don't
even like when banana's like a a in a smoothie.
I just want a fresh banana, that's all. Okay. I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
My chest is like actually on fire though.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, well, maybe this nice banana pudding will cool
it down there. Just pile more crap on top of it.
I'm reluctantly going to eat this. I'm telling you right now,
I'm going to eat another cereal after this, just to
get rid of the taste, because I do not want this.
You're gonna eat the whole thing though, so don't know.
I'm not. I will eat one spoonful and spit it
out because I don't want it one tooth. Okay, look, no, nope,
(10:05):
I'm out. Okay, go ahead, it's all you. I'm out.
It's not terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
There's a very strong taste at first of banana flavor.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Which apparently is natural.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh that's interesting. I give this three bowls. I could
not have an entire bowl of this without feeling sick.
It is way too sweet. And the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Why but this one, this one doesn't need marshmallows. It's
funny because oh here it says artificial flavor on the side. Hmmm.
I don't see anything in the ingredients that says anything
about banana at all. Great, I really don't. And this
one is also produced with genetic engineering. That means some
dude is making this in a test tube in the factory.
I love that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, nothing makes me happier post.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I love you, I really do, because Coco pebbl is
one of my favorite cereals of all time. But Nila
banana pudding, No, not so much. I give it three bowls.
I give it one spoon Oh, sorry, contial. It's not
to say that you listeners won't like it. It's very
possible that you would like this cereal. If you love
bananas and banana flavored things, you might like it. But
(11:07):
it's going to make me nauseous if I keep smelling it.
So I'm getting it the hell away from me.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I am sarrying to get stomach cramps. Do you think
that means the raspberry is like?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't know, but I need something else? Are you serious?
I can't. I gotta get rid of I gotta get
the taste out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
So we're doing three boxes this week?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
We might have to. I just I need a bonus
box to get I gotta get the banana taste out, all.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Right, you're no, I just give it up.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Just what is the third box? I only have one
more box and I have no other option. This is
all we have serial killers listener request? So who requested this?
Is it the chicken and waffle cereal? No? I don't
have that yet. That's gonna be a bonus. We're gonna
just throw that in one.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Day, dude, So then what is it?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's the only cereal I have left, So it's a
listener request from Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We're just making up the name, all right, So this
is a listener request from.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Buzz nobody's name is buzz Well.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Toy story in advertisement for it is on the screen.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So god, but but I'm sure actually somebody at some
point did request this. That guy Raj send us this
one also, So let's just say, Raj, hey man, thanks
for listening. You're great, and we'd eat another crap cereal
that you told us to eat.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We're not pinning this one on you.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hey post, thanks more cookies you.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
This is a cop out.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's all I have and we needed. I just needed
one to get the taste out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's Oreos blowing through it real quick.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's the oreo o cereal. It's the original one. It's
the chocolate. We're just gonna bang it out. We're just
gonna eat it, give it a rating, not talking about it.
It's great. More cookie cereal. My tongue is so fuzzy
right now. Okay, well, these these remind me of those
little intimen's pop'ms.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I don't know whymen's pop'ms, the glazed ones.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I could eat a whole box, the chocolate ones with
the little chunks on the That's what this reminds me of. Well,
what about the glazed ones. I'm falling down. I'm going
to pass out. I need protein of some sort or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Again, we could have done chicken and waffle cereal, but
you were lazy.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
There's no protein there, dude. Where do they get the
chicken flavor? Not from chickens? Can you imagine? Where's my spoon? Oh?
I threw it away because I've banana.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh my god, my tongue.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Here you go, pole, thank you. Yeah, I can't eat
post oreo O's. I like these. These These have been
on and off for a number of years. There's been
Oreo cereals before. I'm sure some Oh that's right, No,
no backstory here, Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I glad free balls from a boom.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It is good. The chocolate actually tastes like an Oreo cookie. Ye, somehow,
I like oreole just four bowls. Actually, I like it.
I would give it three balls in a spoon. And
I'll tell you why. If this was double stuff Oreo O's,
then you'd get a higher rating. I need double stuff,
must have double stuff. So you know what a double
stuff would be. They would just put mush up mushrooms.
(13:55):
Did you have some today? Sorry, my brain is from
the allergic reaction.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If this had marshmallows, yeah, that's where it would be
double stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'll do it, but in my opinion, it doesn't need it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But when I win the box of marshmallows from Lucky Charms,
I'm just dumping into the oreo os.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Those marshmallows do not mix with these.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You're right, they just need to be playing white marshmallow. Yes, okay,
let's take them out of the nilla wafers. My stomach
is gurgling. Dude, If you could see what was going
on inside my belly, I picture like a mad scientist
in a lab with bubbling beakers. That's what's happening inside
my stomach right now. Smoke is going to come out
of my ears any minute, So I think we have
to go.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
My eyes starting to shut a little bit from the
allergic reaction.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
We both need to go to the er and just
hang out for a bit. So Episode twenty one has
been a huge been a huge success. I can't believe
that we made it this far. And I promised in
previous episodes that we're gonna do a healthy cereal episode
and we will. I promise. I went shopping yesterday. They're
so expensive. Yeah. I was had crackling an oat brand
(14:58):
in my hand and it was six dolls for the box.
I'm like, dude. And it's a small box too, so oh,
I will splurge very soon and I'm gonna get all
that junk. Do you like granola? I do, but that's
not cereal. It is it's not. Just because some of
them come in a box doesn't mean it's serial A fine,
will do it?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I love granola.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They make chocolate marshmallow granola. No, get on that General
Mills No, because then it'll be like stubby marshmallow granola. Surprise,
that'd be Quaker. Anyway, they're the granola people. Oh, I
love Quaker. Thank you so much for listening to Serial
Killers Episode twenty one. Please follow us on Twitter. We
love you. When you follow us, it's serial Killers p C.
(15:39):
That's Cereal with a C. Or you can follow my
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Scotti b is me on Twitter and Instagram as well.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And so sorry, I'm a little bit dizzy. I I
am all the other disoriented. Yeah, it's the allergic reaction
to your crap cereal. Make sure you give this podcast
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Make sure you press subscribe wherever you're listening to this
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(16:10):
goes straight to your phone.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You don't have to come back. And generally we will
release them on Mondays and Fridays, but again we may
pop a bonus episode in from time to time during
the week. So with that being said, thank you for
listening to Serial Killers, your favorite podcast about cereal. Oh,
because there's others well, and there's probably one or two others,
but who cares about that.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I feel like maybe one day we should try and
see if we could get like a guest from one
of those podcasts to see what they do.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No, let's get like a guest that somebody knows.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, Elvis will come on.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
There has to be some serial celebrity that we can
get on here. Well, when you get the like dighum,
I was gonna say, there's gotta be like that, like
the Internet Kelloggs that dresses up as Tony the Tiger.
Let's get him out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I would lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
By the way, when I was shopping, they have frosted
flakes with marshmallows. Are you in?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's too much?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Really too much? Chocolate froster fla Okay, I'm sorry, it'sting
frosted flakes with marshmallows, honeynut frosted flakes.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Can I say one thing about frosted flakes really quick
before you go?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh? Did you know in Mexico there zuikitas? I love that?
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Like online Tony the Tiger whenever he posts something on
his social media creeps from all over like the furry
Do you know furries?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I know what furries are? They respond? Really just read
the comments on Twitter. Whenever Tony the Tiger is involved.
You will be.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Disturbed yet crack up because it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's the biggest marketing fail of all time. That's great.
We need to go. Okay, thanks for listening. We gotta
get out of here and get some medical attention. Thank
you until next time, America Crunch Andrew, I'm sorry, it's
just so corny between your hand mode like.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Motions and the way you say things like until next
time America, lunch.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Think inside the box with cereal killers? Is that better?
Can you just take crunch that we can go.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I have to go to the bathroom, okay, one, two,
three crunch, Oh, you pooped yourself
I think you should sing the theme song from now on. Okay, great?
(00:03):
Should I start? Yeah? Go ahead, Okay, that's all I
can take of that one. It's so long. Hey, wait
a minute, Andrew, Hi Scott, can I see your id?
Oh boy? Because this is episode number twenty one of
(00:23):
Serial Killers, which means we're legal to buy milk with
alcohol in it. I have no idea where I'm going.
But you're rambling and you're sweating. I am. My nose
is running because we're recording this one immediately after we
recorded the last one because the show's going on vacation
for a bit, so we're just stacking them up and
I'm on sugar overload. Well, I mean you did that
(00:45):
to yourself. I guess I did.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No one's telling you to eat the full bowl of cereal.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So serial Killers where we review one classic cereal and
one brand new cereal most of the time. Sometimes we
review like six of them in one episode. Or we'll
just throw some random something in, or we'll have a
listener request because we like to play the jingle.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The listener request is usually me, but the last episode
we actually had a real listener.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It was RAJ.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Thanks, thanks for listening RAJ and everybody else that loves
our show. I'm Andrew by the way, and I'm Scottie Bee,
and we are here at the radio station part of
the Elvis Duran in the Morning Show podcast family. So
are we just like reintroducing ourselves. Yeah, you know what,
you can have some new listeners, right.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, I mean I guess that's true. Hi, new listeners.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah. So I'm going to go into my cereal sack
and pull out a classic. Oh we're running right into
the up or would you like a new one?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We always do the new one. I say, we do
the old one.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, Well, I don't know how old it is. I
know this is running everywhere. I don't know what's wrong
with you.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We need to like correct it before you start pouring
milk and like it gets like I don't want your
snot in my cup.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay, So we're going to dig into the set, all right.
I have to tell you this truly is, as an adult,
probably one of my top five favorite serials. Okay, it's obscure.
I'm gonna tell you that it's obscure. It's not why available.
I mean some stores have it. There's only one or
two stores in my area, which is, you know, within
(02:05):
like a fifty mile radius that actually has it, because
I've checked when I was visiting Wichita, Kansas. They have it,
So that means it is a national cereal, but it's
not widely stocked because it is quite obscure in the
family of frosted many wheats. So this is a variety
of frosted mini wheats. This one is called Touch of Fruit,
and it's raspberry. Oh do you not like raspberry? I mean,
(02:29):
this is going to be interesting. Didn't you ask about
fruit and cream remember a couple episodes back. So I
just not maybe infrosted many wheats. I have to tell
you it's delicious. You're making a face. But frosted mini
wheats on their own are delicious. Oh, one of the best.
But they're missing something. I disagree, So it needs to
be something in the middle. So this variety is called
(02:49):
Touch of Fruit. They had one that was raisins, and
there was raisins in the middle. I was not a
huge fan. I don't think they make that anything whole
raisin in the middle. It was just like puade raisins.
It was like mushed up ants in the middle. Now
that's not happened. So, I mean, they have strawberry frosted miniweats,
they have chocolate, they have like a mocha latte one.
There's a bunch of different ones, but those are all flavored.
(03:10):
This actually has filling in the middle. Like the strawberry
frosted miniwheats is just a strawberry flavored frosting and it's
kind of gross. Yeah. No, And I know they have
chocolate also, which is you know, chocolate's good anywhere, but
I just I love it because it actually is filled
with something.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is going to be interesting. I'm not looking forward
to this.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You know what. You may change your tune in a minute.
You're right, I may change much soon. It's a good thing.
We're friends. This is not like a radio show where
you know, the hosts are on and they are a
lovey dovey on the air, and then they shut the
mics off and they hate each other. Because Andrew and
I generally like each other. He thinks, Okay, so do
(03:50):
you remember just like frosted shredded wheat. They were big.
I don't know if they still make it or not.
It's mainly frosted miniwheats now, but they had just it
was called shredded wheat and it was giant. It was
I got freakin' brick. Why it was a cereal, I
have no idea. And then there was frosted shredded wheat
and it was a brick with frosting on it. And
(04:10):
then they went down to miniwheats because it was just
too big. You're so right, And those were some of
my favorites. Yeah, because the big chunk. The best is
when the machine puts a little bit too much sugar
on it and you get like a chunk of it. Oh. No,
I know what you're talking about, but I'm saying these
things were like they were huge. They were like eight
times the size of these little ones. Oh I remember those.
(04:31):
I'm sure they still have them somewhere. I don't know
if Kelloggs makes them anymore, but I'm guessing they're still around. Yeah,
all right, so, oh, I'm sorry, I din't pour you
milk one percent. By the way, still haven't gotten a
milk sponsorship, so now we're waiting on that milk. So
today we're using Tuscan Dairy Pure milk. I got it
at seven eleven because it's all they had. Thank you.
Let me tell you something last week. Last week when
(04:52):
I needed milk, I went to the gas station again
because I was running late. All they had was whole milk.
I didn't buy it because that would have been a mess. Yeah,
all right, so Kellogg's frosted manywets, touch of fruit in
the middle. Here we go. I know what I'm gonna think.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, sorry, no no really, yeah, no,
that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Maybe there's a bit more of a sophisticated taste for you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, a sophisticated taste for the kid in me.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You're eating raspberry puree inside a shredded nugget with sugar
on top.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Do not remember that commercial when there was like an
adult and they'd be like, frosted manyweats for the kid
in me, and then the adult would turn into a
kid with the adult's voice.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, what if we I'm you, I'm speech choice. Hold on,
Oh boy, I just don't think this is a good cereal.
I'm sorry, it tastes like a chrumsicle.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I mean, anything you say now will be cut out.
Why because I'm trying to find this commercion.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm allowed to speak on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh, so are we still going with this? Yes? Oh okay,
I don't like this? What do you like about this?
And my mouth suddenly feels itchy?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Is that normal? Am I maybe allergic to this?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No? But the strands of wheat may be busting your
face up, busting my face up? Yeah? Okay. So this
is a classic frosted Miniweeds commercial from the eighties. You
have to I know you were little, but you gotta
remember these. I love the range. Oh week goodness Killoggs
Many Weeds by the delicious frosted side makes the rigetated
meat open wide. The nutritious shredded wheat helps keep me
(06:33):
on my toes, but the little ballerina and me thinks
the taste steals the show. Skillogs Many Weeds wholesome shredded
wheat for the adult, and you great taste for the
kid in you. So they're delicious and nutritious. The whole
rain wheat really packs some crunch, but the delicious cassete
gives it just a right tounch.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, Hen Scott gott an email at the end of that.
You don't remember that I wasn't even born, So.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you understand what was going on? In the commercial
there I do. There's like an adult who is Oh,
I like my shredded weed. Then it flips over and
with the frosted side, they turned into a kid. Oh
for the kid and.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Me again, this isn't a complex concept, all right, you're
explaining it to me like I'm for.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I just don't like this version of mini Guess what?
Four balls on a spoon? Guess what?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Two bowls? Okay, and guess what else? I might be
going into anaphylectic shock because I'm allergic to these.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well that would have been good to know before I
broke them out. My chest is on fire. All right,
let's go Nuby. You ready for a newbie?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think something's wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Is there a nurse on call? I don't know. Do
we have a company nurse? It's just my mouth is
so itchy. Drink some water. I don't have any. I'm
don't mind me. I'm just foaming at the mouth. Thank
you Post for making more cookie cereal. We're breaking into
the all new Nila putting banana, putting marshmallow? Do you
(07:55):
have to sock in Post? I don't, but they keep
coming out with this crap.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But you won't stop la I just want cocoa puffs.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
People keep telling us to eat this junk, so we're
eating it. What happened to the chicken and waffle cereal?
I'm sweating again.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
My mouth is itchy, so anyway, something's wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
This morning on the Big Show, Elvis broke into this
and made us eat it. I did not try it
because I want to be a purist and only do
it on the podcast. Oh wait a minute, this needs
a Scotti shake. Oh it stinks.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I actually tried it on the air. It's delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It smells like fake banana. Guess what.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Your raspberry cereal gave me some type of allergic reactions, so.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I don't want to hear it. I have to say.
It does say naturally flavored with other natural flavors. I'd
like to know what the other natural flavors are. But
and I look, I'm taking one for the team on this.
I do not like banana flavored anything. I like bananas,
but I don't like banana flavored stuff. Huh. I like
a fresh banana any day, and you know what I
can do with one? So wait, what I mean? I
(09:01):
heard you. It's just the listening audience at home. I
just if they're fans of the show, they'll know what
I'm talking about. Okay, so these sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I have to just quickly go off mic because.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, oh god, it's settling. Okay. So these are
obviously made on the same machine at the chips of
Hoy cookies were made on cereal and everything else that
they've introduced, because they're exactly the same shape. They look
like cookie crisp. Do you like banana pudding? I do
not like banana pudding because I do not like banana
flavored things. I told you that I will only eat
a fresh ban.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Banana pudding is made from banana, though.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
But it's not. I just want a banana. I don't
even like when banana's like a a in a smoothie.
I just want a fresh banana, that's all. Okay. I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
My chest is like actually on fire though.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, well, maybe this nice banana pudding will cool
it down there. Just pile more crap on top of it.
I'm reluctantly going to eat this. I'm telling you right now,
I'm going to eat another cereal after this, just to
get rid of the taste, because I do not want this.
You're gonna eat the whole thing though, so don't know.
I'm not. I will eat one spoonful and spit it
out because I don't want it one tooth. Okay, look, no, nope,
(10:05):
I'm out. Okay, go ahead, it's all you. I'm out.
It's not terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
There's a very strong taste at first of banana flavor.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Which apparently is natural.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh that's interesting. I give this three bowls. I could
not have an entire bowl of this without feeling sick.
It is way too sweet. And the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Why but this one, this one doesn't need marshmallows. It's
funny because oh here it says artificial flavor on the side. Hmmm.
I don't see anything in the ingredients that says anything
about banana at all. Great, I really don't. And this
one is also produced with genetic engineering. That means some
dude is making this in a test tube in the factory.
I love that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, nothing makes me happier post.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I love you, I really do, because Coco pebbl is
one of my favorite cereals of all time. But Nila
banana pudding, No, not so much. I give it three bowls.
I give it one spoon Oh, sorry, contial. It's not
to say that you listeners won't like it. It's very
possible that you would like this cereal. If you love
bananas and banana flavored things, you might like it. But
(11:07):
it's going to make me nauseous if I keep smelling it.
So I'm getting it the hell away from me.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I am sarrying to get stomach cramps. Do you think
that means the raspberry is like?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't know, but I need something else? Are you serious?
I can't. I gotta get rid of I gotta get
the taste out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
So we're doing three boxes this week?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
We might have to. I just I need a bonus
box to get I gotta get the banana taste out, all.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Right, you're no, I just give it up.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Just what is the third box? I only have one
more box and I have no other option. This is
all we have serial killers listener request? So who requested this?
Is it the chicken and waffle cereal? No? I don't
have that yet. That's gonna be a bonus. We're gonna
just throw that in one.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Day, dude, So then what is it?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's the only cereal I have left, So it's a
listener request from Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We're just making up the name, all right, So this
is a listener request from.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Buzz nobody's name is buzz Well.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Toy story in advertisement for it is on the screen.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So god, but but I'm sure actually somebody at some
point did request this. That guy Raj send us this
one also, So let's just say, Raj, hey man, thanks
for listening. You're great, and we'd eat another crap cereal
that you told us to eat.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We're not pinning this one on you.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hey post, thanks more cookies you.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
This is a cop out.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's all I have and we needed. I just needed
one to get the taste out of my mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's Oreos blowing through it real quick.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's the oreo o cereal. It's the original one. It's
the chocolate. We're just gonna bang it out. We're just
gonna eat it, give it a rating, not talking about it.
It's great. More cookie cereal. My tongue is so fuzzy
right now. Okay, well, these these remind me of those
little intimen's pop'ms.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I don't know whymen's pop'ms, the glazed ones.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I could eat a whole box, the chocolate ones with
the little chunks on the That's what this reminds me of. Well,
what about the glazed ones. I'm falling down. I'm going
to pass out. I need protein of some sort or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Again, we could have done chicken and waffle cereal, but
you were lazy.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
There's no protein there, dude. Where do they get the
chicken flavor? Not from chickens? Can you imagine? Where's my spoon? Oh?
I threw it away because I've banana.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh my god, my tongue.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Here you go, pole, thank you. Yeah, I can't eat
post oreo O's. I like these. These These have been
on and off for a number of years. There's been
Oreo cereals before. I'm sure some Oh that's right, No,
no backstory here, Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I glad free balls from a boom.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It is good. The chocolate actually tastes like an Oreo cookie. Ye, somehow,
I like oreole just four bowls. Actually, I like it.
I would give it three balls in a spoon. And
I'll tell you why. If this was double stuff Oreo O's,
then you'd get a higher rating. I need double stuff,
must have double stuff. So you know what a double
stuff would be. They would just put mush up mushrooms.
(13:55):
Did you have some today? Sorry, my brain is from
the allergic reaction.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If this had marshmallows, yeah, that's where it would be
double stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'll do it, but in my opinion, it doesn't need it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But when I win the box of marshmallows from Lucky Charms,
I'm just dumping into the oreo os.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Those marshmallows do not mix with these.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You're right, they just need to be playing white marshmallow. Yes, okay,
let's take them out of the nilla wafers. My stomach
is gurgling. Dude, If you could see what was going
on inside my belly, I picture like a mad scientist
in a lab with bubbling beakers. That's what's happening inside
my stomach right now. Smoke is going to come out
of my ears any minute, So I think we have
to go.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
My eyes starting to shut a little bit from the
allergic reaction.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
We both need to go to the er and just
hang out for a bit. So Episode twenty one has
been a huge been a huge success. I can't believe
that we made it this far. And I promised in
previous episodes that we're gonna do a healthy cereal episode
and we will. I promise. I went shopping yesterday. They're
so expensive. Yeah. I was had crackling an oat brand
(14:58):
in my hand and it was six dolls for the box.
I'm like, dude. And it's a small box too, so oh,
I will splurge very soon and I'm gonna get all
that junk. Do you like granola? I do, but that's
not cereal. It is it's not. Just because some of
them come in a box doesn't mean it's serial A fine,
will do it?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I love granola.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They make chocolate marshmallow granola. No, get on that General
Mills No, because then it'll be like stubby marshmallow granola. Surprise,
that'd be Quaker. Anyway, they're the granola people. Oh, I
love Quaker. Thank you so much for listening to Serial
Killers Episode twenty one. Please follow us on Twitter. We
love you. When you follow us, it's serial Killers p C.
(15:39):
That's Cereal with a C. Or you can follow my
buddy over here Andrew Pug on Twitter and Instagram. Z
Scotti b is me on Twitter and Instagram as well.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And so sorry, I'm a little bit dizzy. I I
am all the other disoriented. Yeah, it's the allergic reaction
to your crap cereal. Make sure you give this podcast
five arts. If you enjoyed it, leave a review. We
love reading your reviews. It's always fun to go through them.
Make sure you press subscribe wherever you're listening to this
podcast right now. This way, when new episodes hit, it
(16:10):
goes straight to your phone.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You don't have to come back. And generally we will
release them on Mondays and Fridays, but again we may
pop a bonus episode in from time to time during
the week. So with that being said, thank you for
listening to Serial Killers, your favorite podcast about cereal. Oh,
because there's others well, and there's probably one or two others,
but who cares about that.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I feel like maybe one day we should try and
see if we could get like a guest from one
of those podcasts to see what they do.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No, let's get like a guest that somebody knows.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, Elvis will come on.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
There has to be some serial celebrity that we can
get on here. Well, when you get the like dighum,
I was gonna say, there's gotta be like that, like
the Internet Kelloggs that dresses up as Tony the Tiger.
Let's get him out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I would lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
By the way, when I was shopping, they have frosted
flakes with marshmallows. Are you in?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's too much?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Really too much? Chocolate froster fla Okay, I'm sorry, it'sting
frosted flakes with marshmallows, honeynut frosted flakes.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Can I say one thing about frosted flakes really quick
before you go?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh? Did you know in Mexico there zuikitas? I love that?
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Like online Tony the Tiger whenever he posts something on
his social media creeps from all over like the furry
Do you know furries?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I know what furries are? They respond? Really just read
the comments on Twitter. Whenever Tony the Tiger is involved.
You will be.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Disturbed yet crack up because it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's the biggest marketing fail of all time. That's great.
We need to go. Okay, thanks for listening. We gotta
get out of here and get some medical attention. Thank
you until next time, America Crunch Andrew, I'm sorry, it's
just so corny between your hand mode like.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Motions and the way you say things like until next
time America, lunch.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Think inside the box with cereal killers? Is that better?
Can you just take crunch that we can go.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I have to go to the bathroom, okay, one, two,
three crunch, Oh, you pooped yourself
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