December 14, 2020 • 22 mins
In this mess of an episode, both Andrew and Danielle will join Scotty via Zoom for some craptastic audio! Danielle only has the new Elf On The Shelf Candy Cane Cookie Cereal, so, we’ll go there first. Then we’ll move on to some knock-off Aldi & Lidl cereals. One great, one…not so much.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know you guys have nothing to do, but I
want to have one Cereal. I know, yeah, I know
you're just a special guest real quick and then you
can go.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
For one thing of Danielle.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah. Well I didn't have to. I didn't know what
was going on with this. You hold I just hold
on a second.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
COVID boy, I know you guys who liked to eat
Cereal makes them complease so Cereal they can't acquire you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Andrew, you're recording this.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Sat.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Danielle stop and Danielle stop. Sit down?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Do you like to get a.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Welcome to Serial Killers? The family's all back together? Hey, Andrew,
we've been buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh Scott, it's a tail.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, so, I mean we got all the time in
the world. What's going on there? Covid Andy, Well.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, I did get COVID. It is not fun. I
have been taking precautions, but I still got it anyway.
So just keep wearing masks everyone, and using pure l
and being as safe as possible.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, last week we told everyone you were home meeting
your COVID Crispy's. How are they Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I didn't get those in the mail.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You don't listen. Yeah, you don't listen to the show,
so you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Sp throat on top of getting COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I'm the rare person that can get both. Turns out.
It's really difficult, and I managed it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They give you medicine for the strap.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, So I'm now taking a mock silling.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And just because everybody out there is wondering, Andrew has
not been in the studio here for over three weeks,
so it's also.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Been staying home for the past week and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, let's get started. It's Serial Killers. It's episode one
fifty seven.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I want to know why I was only sent one cereal?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Hold on, well, you know, Danielle, it's Christmas time. Christmas
is what like two weeks away?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, like something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Wow, it's eleven days away? Is Christmas?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And like I mentioned in, I don't know if this
music bed is too loud. I'm not sure if I'm
going to have to make it lower in post production.
I'm just gonna stop it. So, like I mentioned in
the last episode this.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Year, Gide, I completely forgot. I'm so sorry to cut
you off. I bought my well, my mom bought a cereal.
The new Elf on a shelf one.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh, I heard it delicious. I heard it so good.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I was going to bring it in and then I
got COVID.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hey, hey, douchebag, guess what you have in your hand?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No? Nothing, okay, minute, you sent.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Him the elf on the shelf cereal and you didn't
send it to me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, I did. That's what I'm trying to tell you, idiots.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, wait a minute, why is it pink.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Because it's a different one. It's I was trying to
explain this. Don't open it. Stop it. This holiday season,
as far as I know, there were only two brand
new holiday Christmas cereals that came out. They've been the
ones from last year came back capt'in crunches, Christmas Crunch
and Sugar Cookie Crunch. What's the matter, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It does not smell okay, okay, okay, amazing okay.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And also the elf on the shelf from last year
came back, which was also the sugar cookie one. But
there's a new one and this is vanilla candy Cane Cookie.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I have a box of it sitting right there. I
was going to bring it in.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well you did it.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well, you that if you watched my Instagram story. My
son Preston, who's eleven, saw that I got this, so
he already dug into it and took a couple of pieces.
He's like, ma, please tell me when you are done
with that bag.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Stop Andrew.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
He said, it's the best cereal he's had in.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
A long time, the puniest marshmallows I've ever seen in
my yea.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
They are tiny.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Man, let me ask you something, Andrew, So you were
gonna bring it in? What does that do for us?
You didn't send any I mean, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Do you want him to send it to you with
his COVID?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No? I don't. But if he was gonna bring it in,
what's that going to do for the rest of us?
He's gonna be sitting there eating it himself.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
He just said that it does good. Can he smell?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, smell and taste now doing I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And in the box.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I can't believe you actually bought cereal. Wow, that might
be the first box of cereal you've actually purchased this
entire podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, if you remember, I also bought the tumor cereal
you spin out.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh that was awful. I was there for that episode.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
See now I'm debating, like in this cereal, should I
use my Stu Leonards Christmas cookie milk or no, that's.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Gonna be too sweet.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I missed being in the studio with you guys when
it was like we used to have so much fun
with the holidays and decorate the studio.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
No, I know it stinks.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh, next year.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So this cereal is little Stars and tiny little peppermint
candy can. Oh, Andrew, we're using the same milk.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, fair Life, there's not enough marshmallows. Oh I just
dropped it all over the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh. I like fair Life. And Scotty is gonna hate
me for this because he always hates when I say this.
But it looks like it lasts the longest. No, it's
from the date of opening.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yes, okay, yeah, okay. Mine says best by February twenty third,
twenty twenty one. But if you open it today and
try it on February twenty second, you're going to have
a really bad stomach ache. It doesn't last that long.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A lot because I do keep it in my fridge
until the day.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, No, you have like seven to ten days from
when you open it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
At best, it doesn't mean it stays that right, He's right,
it doesn't mean it stays good once.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You open it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's the shelf life. If it's not open, it doesn't
last as long.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I'm so excited to think, ew, this is awful. Like
it like this.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Maybe without You guys are over exaggerating. It's not mad.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I'm gonna taste it without milk.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It tastes like a York peppermint patty. And do you
know who hates York peppermint patties? Meat?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, but that's what they're going for. They're going for
candy cane. That's what they're going for.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't want a minty cereal. Why would I want
minty cereal? At that point, Colgate should make like spearmint cereal.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It's weird crush flakes.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You don't think it is a.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Weird taste, so there's no doubt it's the mint.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't think it's mint though, it's like it's milky mint.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's like cardboard or something hardboard.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The ingredients corn flour blend, yellow cornflour, sugar wheat flour,
dehydrated marshmallow bits. Look at that no whole grain oat flour,
stand by Andy fiber salt enriched flour, reduce to iron,
vitamin B one, corn fiber natural flavor. So that's all
it says is natural flavor. So it's a natural flavor
in here.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
This gets a spoon, but look disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But the shelf is on it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It doesn't mean you can like it's andy.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's a fun cartoon.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Return to Santa immediately.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Return to Santa, no such number.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Do you taste the peppermint because it's in the.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Marshmallow, you might have COVID, Danielle, I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Not just thinking I might have the mar Wait a minute,
I did not get any marshmallows in my dish.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, it's in the marshmallows, and it's also one of
those tiny little white things on the stars.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You know I didn't get any of that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Wait a minute, eat a marshmallow or two me eat.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
A marshmallow or don't because it's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh now I taste it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, it's almost like I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I feel like I got ripped off.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hold on, it's almost like Junior mint cereal.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did I say that?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, you said peppermint patty.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, I didn't know you want to.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I like the marshmallows. I don't like the other part
of the cereal, all right, it has no taste without
the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It tastes like correct, I'm going to go two bowls
in a spoon. It's not the worst thing, but it's
holiday ish.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, it's disgusting and I hate it gross.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's so discombobulated. I hate when to do it on zoom.
I hate when there's three people. This is terrible. You
all need to come back, except Andrew because you're sick.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, we can't come back. We're not allowed. Well you are, Danielle,
not allowed in the building now until sometime I don't
know when.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Now, all right, sometime in the near future.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well that's great, Danielle. I mean you can stick around
for the rest if you'd like.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, if I don't have anything to taste, Oh, that
looks delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I mean, you can make fun of us. I don't know.
He do you see what I posted, by the way
on the Serial Killers PC Instagram page. A new cereal
that's coming out that's going to be available at BJ's.
It's from General Mills and it's called Wild Terra I
don't know if you can see that or not. What
is that?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's kind of like that Morning Summit cereal that they
have at Costco with the Big eight. Uh you love
more momons? Yeah, so this one has crunchy almonds, cereal clusters,
dried cherries, dried cranberries, and pumpkin seeds. So it's pretty
much like the other one, just without the pumpkin seeds.
So I'm looking forward to that coming out.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Did you try the Dunkin Donuts ones yet?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah? Do you listen?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I do listen, but not to every episode.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I think you should listen to a couple. It
was a couple of months back. I think we called
it time to make the donuts.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
The caramel one is amazing, the mic one amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
All right, Well, get a while you can because they're
gonna be going away soon. That's just a novelty thing.
That stuff like that doesn't last very long. These branded
a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Lends the other day have a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well, these co branded cereals don't last all that long.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Next year, when I'm in the studio, I'm gonna have
Scotty send this to you. So this is way your
voice can have this.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Well, thank you all right.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Also, coming out, by the way, Secret Squirrel Joel showed
me that chocolate eggo waffle Cereal is on the way shortly.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh, that's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So that should be coming out early in the new year.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Hey, did you buy Secret Shopper Joel anything for the holidays?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
What did you buy? I hope you don't end it
out you getting so bad at me. Then did you
buy Joel the shopper guy anything for the holidays?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I should because you know what he hooked me up
with yesterday? What two cans of Lysol?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, you need to buy him a present.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I should get him something.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You should.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'll give him a serial killer's T shirt.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
By the way, I sent you both something in the mail,
and one of the gifts is cereal related.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So let me ask you something. Did you send it
in the mail or did you ship it via like
FedEx or ups?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I shipped it ups.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, that's not mail. We can't call that mail. What
you say?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Thank you so much, Thank you, daniel I love you
all right. So why don't we move forward here, Danielle,
You're welcome to like be a fly on the wall
and watch if you'd like. Sure, Okay, you can go
if you need to.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
No, I'll stick around and watch it, all.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Right, Andrew, show me what you got because I don't
even remember what I sent you.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I have six cereals, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
But you gotta go with the ones I sent you
the other day. So that's the way I put the
show together. What is that? Oh? Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
And then whatever this cat food is.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is from our friend Jamie, who sent us the
boxes of knockoff crap from Leedle and Aldi. The one
you got there in your hand, Andy, those are honey Grams. Yeah,
those are Those are Millville honey Grams. I know you
like Golden Grams, so these are you know, these are
knockoff Golden Grams. We've had a bunch of different ones.
We've had some from Mom's Best. We've had some from
(11:26):
maltomeal that milk.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What are you eating?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm still eating the Eli cereal well I have, but
I'm eating I'm eating the marshallows because that's the only
thing that tastes good. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I've slowly been sending you like old cereals that we
have on the shelf in the back just trying to
get rid of some of them.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, I appreciate that. My kids love it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Good good. I think they don't go to waste.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Don't, Daniel? Those things the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Andrew quiet, Andrew, they're fine.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay, I'm gonna tell her, no, they're not fine. When
you go to squeeze the marshmallow and almost expect juice
to come out, there's like they're like soggy as all.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
He probably sends me two year old cereal.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
He makes me eat it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Have you only been doing this podcast for a year
and a half. It's not that old, all right, Andrew,
here we go, ready, listen.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
There must be some hyper aging thing back there.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But m there's golden grams, Daniel, it's golden grams.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
How's it taste like golden grams?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Sounds delicious? Guys, Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No artificial flavors or high fructose corn syrup, No synthetic
colors or synthetic preservatives.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Do you see my ball patch?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Where's your book? Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I do here my alopecia.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Our friend Darren has that too. It so you always
do this and there's just always a hole there, not
a hole, but a patch.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
If you had a hole, that'd be what emphysema? When
you have to have a hole there? What's the hole from?
You know, people have the hole there and they got
to like and they get it from smoking, and then
people that really like to smoke smoke through the hole.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Excuse me, I'm getting a phone call.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
God, I can't even with this.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Do we mute Daniel and give Social Security department?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh your number was stolen? Be careful. Oh did you
know your Social Security.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Number is never suspended? My social Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, they can't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's what you think.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Anybody that believes that your Social Security number can be
canceled or suspended. What an idiot you must be.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
My favorite is the recording goes, we are going to
suspend instead of saying it, they say.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It, yeah, but make sure make sure you go to
Walmart and buy one hundred dollars gift card and scratch
it off and send them the code, because then your
Social Security number will be reinstated. Oh really yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
all right, so I give this three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
You want to call?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, So they tell you to do when
anytime they want a gift card, you know, three balls
in a spoon, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I gave it four balls when I didn't hear that. Well,
you're not listening because you're too busy talking about Walmart.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm gonna go ahead and give it no balls because
I don't have anything in front of me.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Daniel, you would have liked it.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm sure I would see.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Look, and here's here's the thing. I said that we
would never run out of cereals. We'll never run out
of new cereals, but we're slowly running out of classic
cereals because they're classic. We've done them all, you know,
like your miniweeds and rice Crispies and all those things.
Unless they come out with a new variety of those,
we've done them. So here's another from the box of
(14:25):
leedle cereals. This is a creepy looking kid in his
creepy horse Coco Crispy Rice.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Oh, it is a creepy kid and a creepy horse,
but they're not Coco Crispyes, it's Coco Crispy Rice. I
feel like if it had like a like a commercial,
it would be like.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
How do you o?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's Coco Christper Rats.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
But howdi hoe is a mister Hanky Christmas? Which Christmas time?
We should play that?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
We can't because then you're going to complain that it's
overmodulated and you have so much work to do in
post production.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You think that it's so easy, Andrew, It's gonna take
me probably two hours to edit this.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Why two hours?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Because I got to cut out all the holes and
the ohs and the and the everything, Andrew does, I
have to cut it out.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And meanwhile, as is it's like, this is real.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
And meanwhile, you can listen to the people watching this
on YouTube right now are getting it unedited and don't care.
But meanwhile, Scotty is like, do you know it took
me two hours for you to listen to it in
your car?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Perfect I'm trying to make you sound good. Andrew.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Listen, people are watching the YouTube. I mean fifteen people are.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
But we've all.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all
know Frosty who's made out of snow. But all of
those stories seem kind of gay because we all know
who brightens up our hall.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Mister Hanky, mister Hanky.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Christmas pood small and brown comes from.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
You squeeze in between your best of buns from down below,
spreading joy with all he's love inside of you because
he's up.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It's grisbeyy race.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
This is terrible. It really is bad. Wow, toasted rice
cereal with chocolate coating? No, no, I give it a spoon.
It's that bad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, It's like you get like like a hint of
chocolate and then it disappears and then it turns to
dirt and it's.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Just gross, Andy Rader, So we can get out.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Of here a spoon.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Ask me when I'm eating what are you eating? Still
elf cereal? Because nobody?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, I send you a lot of it. I send
you a lot of it so you could at least
get a bowl or two out of it.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And I don't think it's good.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And because he sent me a whole gallon sized well
that's all.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I ran out of the little ziplocks. I had to
ask Jeff and engineering he brought me those.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What am I going to do with this crap? Now?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I just throw it out the window?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Bird seed?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, not even the birds one.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh my god, this episode is so long. Thank you
for listening to Serial Killers? What are you rolling your
eyes for?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Andrew, because it's like you're like, oh my god, the
episode is it long enough? Oh my god, I'm gonna
have so much to edit. And then it's like you
complain when the episode's too short. You complain.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I never complain when it's too short. Never. By the way,
guess what.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Andrews complains when it's too short?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, okay, I got nothing there, I got nothing. So
let me tell you what else Andrew's covid ruined this year?
What the twenty twenty spoonies. Guess it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I will put that together in two second.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, okay, I'm sure that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Why are you such a negative turd?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Again?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Sick?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
You're supposed to feel bad and be nice to him again?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I was. I was standing in the supermarket aisle two
days ago because I wanted to see if there were
any other Cashi ghost cereals we did do, because they
had every one of them there. I couldn't figure it
out because there's really no good search feature because when
you search something, everything that says flakes will come up.
Every cereal we've ever done that says flakes. I wanted
to be Kashi Go and then the ones that we
did come up. Why can't it be like that?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Why?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Scott? I'm happy you're at least admitting that the search
button works. Now we're getting there. You're slowly coming around.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It does work, but it will bring up every if
I put in Kashi Go flakes, everything with the word
flakes comes up everything.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Do you know you can listen to this podcast wherever
podcasts are available. We love it when you leave reviews.
Thank you so much for listening and watching on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I have a question, scra While you've been home for
the last I don't know, two or three weeks, have
you done anything to help out this podcast at all?
You've had nothing to do.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He didn't feel good.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It doesn't matter. Box he had COVID, it doesn't matter.
You could be like promoting it, buying advertising.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
He doesn't feel good.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You could be promoted. He felt fine, he felt fine. Please,
he didn't.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Feel fine even he didn't feel fine.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
He didn't feel fine for like three days. He's been
out for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's not like I could go in anywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well, what are you doing today? Send some emails out,
say hey, cereal and milk companies, we are from serial killers.
The podcast where we talk about cereal and we think
inside the box. We love to use your milk.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't want to say your boomer is showing, but
you're the same person who I'm sure when Ashley and
Cooper have to apply for like real world jobs will
be like, not show up to the building with your
resume meeting.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Not a boomer. Not a boomer.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh I'm sorry, gen xer.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, different, same thing.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You still think that I can walk into any place.
My dad will be like, hey, Netflix is building something,
you should go there? And ye'all let me just walk
to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, but how hard could it beat it? Just reach
out to a milk company and say, hey, we have
a podcast about cereal. Can you give us some good.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We've had salespeople do it. Apparently it's pretty hard because
we have no milk sponds.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They don't do anything looking. They're not looking out for us. Andrew,
We're all in it on our own. We have to
do it ourselves. We need a PR person. Danielle could
probably do it.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Maybe in the new year, you should hire me as
your PR person.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Done. Okay, cool, I'll pay you in stale Cereal.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Wait a second, all we gotta go that.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Have a great week. We'll see you next Monday. Hey,
we're not stopping holidays or not. We're here every Monday
forever forever. Yeah and ever. Ever, I gotta go, man
series take me too long? Yes, thanks for listening. Honk
is still going on. Yes, happy Hankikah as well.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Where's the honic cereal? Where's the hon a cereal?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I don't know how come we didn't have like milf.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
On the what is it malf on the shelf?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Non needs his own cereal?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
All right, we'll see you have a great week.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You're Jewish because.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You know, of course I am. What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You don't you don't You don't really practice.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay, just because I don't go to synagogue all the
time or ever.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You yeah, you don't do the fasting holiday either, because
you say it makes you light headed and dizzy.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Well, yet you gotta you get a pass with you
get sick, and what about.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And you don't follow like the eating.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You know, that's only if you're hardcore Kosher. You don't
have to do that to be a Jew. One for
each night they shed a sweet light a remind us
of days long ago. Happy honicat everybody.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Have you celebrated Hanaka at home with the kids. Yes,
you're giving them a present every night, of course? Yeah
you get what did they get so far?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So far? Astley got a pair of sneakers and Cooper
got a nice Uh she got a new iPad, but
everybody chipped in for that because it was really expensive.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Wow. Yeah, that's an expensive gift for it is.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But that's see. But she only gets one present because
she just got that. Well, we'll give her little rinkyding
crap the rest of the nights, you know, like dollar stuff.
But she got her one big gift.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
That's awesome. And then does she get Christmas too?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, we'll give them Christmas presents as well.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, so they get the best of both worlds.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
That's all nice.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Seriously, we gotta go. Thank you for listening. Follow us
on all social platforms serial Killers at PC and you
could check out the website that Andrew has not updated
in three months serial killerspc dot com and.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Offered to do it for free. Who did Someone emailed
us and said that they would update the site whenever
for free.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They would do a better job. You should give them
the task. Take care now happy holidays.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
If you take cunch Yeah yeah, one two three crows unch.
I hate you so much. You're such a turd. Scott.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I love you, Andy. I miss you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, of course you do.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Bye guys, Bye bye
I know you guys have nothing to do, but I
want to have one Cereal. I know, yeah, I know
you're just a special guest real quick and then you
can go.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
For one thing of Danielle.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah. Well I didn't have to. I didn't know what
was going on with this. You hold I just hold
on a second.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
COVID boy, I know you guys who liked to eat
Cereal makes them complease so Cereal they can't acquire you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Andrew, you're recording this.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Sat.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Danielle stop and Danielle stop. Sit down?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Do you like to get a.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Welcome to Serial Killers? The family's all back together? Hey, Andrew,
we've been buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh Scott, it's a tail.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, so, I mean we got all the time in
the world. What's going on there? Covid Andy, Well.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, I did get COVID. It is not fun. I
have been taking precautions, but I still got it anyway.
So just keep wearing masks everyone, and using pure l
and being as safe as possible.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, last week we told everyone you were home meeting
your COVID Crispy's. How are they Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I didn't get those in the mail.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You don't listen. Yeah, you don't listen to the show,
so you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Sp throat on top of getting COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I'm the rare person that can get both. Turns out.
It's really difficult, and I managed it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They give you medicine for the strap.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, So I'm now taking a mock silling.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And just because everybody out there is wondering, Andrew has
not been in the studio here for over three weeks,
so it's also.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Been staying home for the past week and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, let's get started. It's Serial Killers. It's episode one
fifty seven.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I want to know why I was only sent one cereal?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Hold on, well, you know, Danielle, it's Christmas time. Christmas
is what like two weeks away?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, like something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Wow, it's eleven days away? Is Christmas?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And like I mentioned in, I don't know if this
music bed is too loud. I'm not sure if I'm
going to have to make it lower in post production.
I'm just gonna stop it. So, like I mentioned in
the last episode this.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Year, Gide, I completely forgot. I'm so sorry to cut
you off. I bought my well, my mom bought a cereal.
The new Elf on a shelf one.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh, I heard it delicious. I heard it so good.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I was going to bring it in and then I
got COVID.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hey, hey, douchebag, guess what you have in your hand?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No? Nothing, okay, minute, you sent.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Him the elf on the shelf cereal and you didn't
send it to me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, I did. That's what I'm trying to tell you, idiots.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, wait a minute, why is it pink.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Because it's a different one. It's I was trying to
explain this. Don't open it. Stop it. This holiday season,
as far as I know, there were only two brand
new holiday Christmas cereals that came out. They've been the
ones from last year came back capt'in crunches, Christmas Crunch
and Sugar Cookie Crunch. What's the matter, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It does not smell okay, okay, okay, amazing okay.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And also the elf on the shelf from last year
came back, which was also the sugar cookie one. But
there's a new one and this is vanilla candy Cane Cookie.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I have a box of it sitting right there. I
was going to bring it in.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well you did it.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well, you that if you watched my Instagram story. My
son Preston, who's eleven, saw that I got this, so
he already dug into it and took a couple of pieces.
He's like, ma, please tell me when you are done
with that bag.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Stop Andrew.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
He said, it's the best cereal he's had in.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
A long time, the puniest marshmallows I've ever seen in
my yea.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
They are tiny.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Man, let me ask you something, Andrew, So you were
gonna bring it in? What does that do for us?
You didn't send any I mean, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Do you want him to send it to you with
his COVID?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No? I don't. But if he was gonna bring it in,
what's that going to do for the rest of us?
He's gonna be sitting there eating it himself.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
He just said that it does good. Can he smell?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, smell and taste now doing I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And in the box.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I can't believe you actually bought cereal. Wow, that might
be the first box of cereal you've actually purchased this
entire podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, if you remember, I also bought the tumor cereal
you spin out.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh that was awful. I was there for that episode.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
See now I'm debating, like in this cereal, should I
use my Stu Leonards Christmas cookie milk or no, that's.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Gonna be too sweet.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I missed being in the studio with you guys when
it was like we used to have so much fun
with the holidays and decorate the studio.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
No, I know it stinks.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh, next year.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So this cereal is little Stars and tiny little peppermint
candy can. Oh, Andrew, we're using the same milk.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, fair Life, there's not enough marshmallows. Oh I just
dropped it all over the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh. I like fair Life. And Scotty is gonna hate
me for this because he always hates when I say this.
But it looks like it lasts the longest. No, it's
from the date of opening.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yes, okay, yeah, okay. Mine says best by February twenty third,
twenty twenty one. But if you open it today and
try it on February twenty second, you're going to have
a really bad stomach ache. It doesn't last that long.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A lot because I do keep it in my fridge
until the day.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, No, you have like seven to ten days from
when you open it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
At best, it doesn't mean it stays that right, He's right,
it doesn't mean it stays good once.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You open it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's the shelf life. If it's not open, it doesn't
last as long.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I'm so excited to think, ew, this is awful. Like
it like this.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Maybe without You guys are over exaggerating. It's not mad.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I'm gonna taste it without milk.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It tastes like a York peppermint patty. And do you
know who hates York peppermint patties? Meat?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, but that's what they're going for. They're going for
candy cane. That's what they're going for.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't want a minty cereal. Why would I want
minty cereal? At that point, Colgate should make like spearmint cereal.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It's weird crush flakes.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You don't think it is a.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Weird taste, so there's no doubt it's the mint.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't think it's mint though, it's like it's milky mint.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's like cardboard or something hardboard.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The ingredients corn flour blend, yellow cornflour, sugar wheat flour,
dehydrated marshmallow bits. Look at that no whole grain oat flour,
stand by Andy fiber salt enriched flour, reduce to iron,
vitamin B one, corn fiber natural flavor. So that's all
it says is natural flavor. So it's a natural flavor
in here.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
This gets a spoon, but look disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But the shelf is on it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It doesn't mean you can like it's andy.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's a fun cartoon.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Return to Santa immediately.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Return to Santa, no such number.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Do you taste the peppermint because it's in the.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Marshmallow, you might have COVID, Danielle, I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Not just thinking I might have the mar Wait a minute,
I did not get any marshmallows in my dish.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, it's in the marshmallows, and it's also one of
those tiny little white things on the stars.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You know I didn't get any of that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Wait a minute, eat a marshmallow or two me eat.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
A marshmallow or don't because it's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh now I taste it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, it's almost like I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I feel like I got ripped off.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hold on, it's almost like Junior mint cereal.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did I say that?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, you said peppermint patty.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, I didn't know you want to.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I like the marshmallows. I don't like the other part
of the cereal, all right, it has no taste without
the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It tastes like correct, I'm going to go two bowls
in a spoon. It's not the worst thing, but it's
holiday ish.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, it's disgusting and I hate it gross.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's so discombobulated. I hate when to do it on zoom.
I hate when there's three people. This is terrible. You
all need to come back, except Andrew because you're sick.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, we can't come back. We're not allowed. Well you are, Danielle,
not allowed in the building now until sometime I don't
know when.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Now, all right, sometime in the near future.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well that's great, Danielle. I mean you can stick around
for the rest if you'd like.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, if I don't have anything to taste, Oh, that
looks delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I mean, you can make fun of us. I don't know.
He do you see what I posted, by the way
on the Serial Killers PC Instagram page. A new cereal
that's coming out that's going to be available at BJ's.
It's from General Mills and it's called Wild Terra I
don't know if you can see that or not. What
is that?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's kind of like that Morning Summit cereal that they
have at Costco with the Big eight. Uh you love
more momons? Yeah, so this one has crunchy almonds, cereal clusters,
dried cherries, dried cranberries, and pumpkin seeds. So it's pretty
much like the other one, just without the pumpkin seeds.
So I'm looking forward to that coming out.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Did you try the Dunkin Donuts ones yet?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah? Do you listen?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I do listen, but not to every episode.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I think you should listen to a couple. It
was a couple of months back. I think we called
it time to make the donuts.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
The caramel one is amazing, the mic one amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
All right, Well, get a while you can because they're
gonna be going away soon. That's just a novelty thing.
That stuff like that doesn't last very long. These branded
a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Lends the other day have a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well, these co branded cereals don't last all that long.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Next year, when I'm in the studio, I'm gonna have
Scotty send this to you. So this is way your
voice can have this.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Well, thank you all right.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Also, coming out, by the way, Secret Squirrel Joel showed
me that chocolate eggo waffle Cereal is on the way shortly.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh, that's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So that should be coming out early in the new year.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Hey, did you buy Secret Shopper Joel anything for the holidays?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
What did you buy? I hope you don't end it
out you getting so bad at me. Then did you
buy Joel the shopper guy anything for the holidays?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I should because you know what he hooked me up
with yesterday? What two cans of Lysol?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, you need to buy him a present.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I should get him something.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You should.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'll give him a serial killer's T shirt.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
By the way, I sent you both something in the mail,
and one of the gifts is cereal related.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So let me ask you something. Did you send it
in the mail or did you ship it via like
FedEx or ups?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I shipped it ups.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, that's not mail. We can't call that mail. What
you say?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Thank you so much, Thank you, daniel I love you
all right. So why don't we move forward here, Danielle,
You're welcome to like be a fly on the wall
and watch if you'd like. Sure, Okay, you can go
if you need to.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
No, I'll stick around and watch it, all.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Right, Andrew, show me what you got because I don't
even remember what I sent you.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I have six cereals, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
But you gotta go with the ones I sent you
the other day. So that's the way I put the
show together. What is that? Oh? Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
And then whatever this cat food is.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is from our friend Jamie, who sent us the
boxes of knockoff crap from Leedle and Aldi. The one
you got there in your hand, Andy, those are honey Grams. Yeah,
those are Those are Millville honey Grams. I know you
like Golden Grams, so these are you know, these are
knockoff Golden Grams. We've had a bunch of different ones.
We've had some from Mom's Best. We've had some from
(11:26):
maltomeal that milk.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What are you eating?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm still eating the Eli cereal well I have, but
I'm eating I'm eating the marshallows because that's the only
thing that tastes good. You know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I've slowly been sending you like old cereals that we
have on the shelf in the back just trying to
get rid of some of them.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, I appreciate that. My kids love it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Good good. I think they don't go to waste.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Don't, Daniel? Those things the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Andrew quiet, Andrew, they're fine.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay, I'm gonna tell her, no, they're not fine. When
you go to squeeze the marshmallow and almost expect juice
to come out, there's like they're like soggy as all.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
He probably sends me two year old cereal.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
He makes me eat it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Have you only been doing this podcast for a year
and a half. It's not that old, all right, Andrew,
here we go, ready, listen.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
There must be some hyper aging thing back there.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But m there's golden grams, Daniel, it's golden grams.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
How's it taste like golden grams?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Sounds delicious? Guys, Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No artificial flavors or high fructose corn syrup, No synthetic
colors or synthetic preservatives.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Do you see my ball patch?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Where's your book? Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I do here my alopecia.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Our friend Darren has that too. It so you always
do this and there's just always a hole there, not
a hole, but a patch.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
If you had a hole, that'd be what emphysema? When
you have to have a hole there? What's the hole from?
You know, people have the hole there and they got
to like and they get it from smoking, and then
people that really like to smoke smoke through the hole.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Excuse me, I'm getting a phone call.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
God, I can't even with this.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Do we mute Daniel and give Social Security department?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh your number was stolen? Be careful. Oh did you
know your Social Security.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Number is never suspended? My social Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, they can't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's what you think.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Anybody that believes that your Social Security number can be
canceled or suspended. What an idiot you must be.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
My favorite is the recording goes, we are going to
suspend instead of saying it, they say.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It, yeah, but make sure make sure you go to
Walmart and buy one hundred dollars gift card and scratch
it off and send them the code, because then your
Social Security number will be reinstated. Oh really yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
all right, so I give this three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
You want to call?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, So they tell you to do when
anytime they want a gift card, you know, three balls
in a spoon, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I gave it four balls when I didn't hear that. Well,
you're not listening because you're too busy talking about Walmart.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm gonna go ahead and give it no balls because
I don't have anything in front of me.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Daniel, you would have liked it.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm sure I would see.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Look, and here's here's the thing. I said that we
would never run out of cereals. We'll never run out
of new cereals, but we're slowly running out of classic
cereals because they're classic. We've done them all, you know,
like your miniweeds and rice Crispies and all those things.
Unless they come out with a new variety of those,
we've done them. So here's another from the box of
(14:25):
leedle cereals. This is a creepy looking kid in his
creepy horse Coco Crispy Rice.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Oh, it is a creepy kid and a creepy horse,
but they're not Coco Crispyes, it's Coco Crispy Rice. I
feel like if it had like a like a commercial,
it would be like.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
How do you o?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's Coco Christper Rats.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
But howdi hoe is a mister Hanky Christmas? Which Christmas time?
We should play that?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
We can't because then you're going to complain that it's
overmodulated and you have so much work to do in
post production.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You think that it's so easy, Andrew, It's gonna take
me probably two hours to edit this.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Why two hours?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Because I got to cut out all the holes and
the ohs and the and the everything, Andrew does, I
have to cut it out.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And meanwhile, as is it's like, this is real.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
And meanwhile, you can listen to the people watching this
on YouTube right now are getting it unedited and don't care.
But meanwhile, Scotty is like, do you know it took
me two hours for you to listen to it in
your car?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Perfect I'm trying to make you sound good. Andrew.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Listen, people are watching the YouTube. I mean fifteen people are.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
But we've all.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all
know Frosty who's made out of snow. But all of
those stories seem kind of gay because we all know
who brightens up our hall.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Mister Hanky, mister Hanky.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Christmas pood small and brown comes from.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
You squeeze in between your best of buns from down below,
spreading joy with all he's love inside of you because
he's up.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It's grisbeyy race.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
This is terrible. It really is bad. Wow, toasted rice
cereal with chocolate coating? No, no, I give it a spoon.
It's that bad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, It's like you get like like a hint of
chocolate and then it disappears and then it turns to
dirt and it's.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Just gross, Andy Rader, So we can get out.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Of here a spoon.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Ask me when I'm eating what are you eating? Still
elf cereal? Because nobody?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, I send you a lot of it. I send
you a lot of it so you could at least
get a bowl or two out of it.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And I don't think it's good.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And because he sent me a whole gallon sized well
that's all.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I ran out of the little ziplocks. I had to
ask Jeff and engineering he brought me those.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What am I going to do with this crap? Now?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I just throw it out the window?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Bird seed?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, not even the birds one.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh my god, this episode is so long. Thank you
for listening to Serial Killers? What are you rolling your
eyes for?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Andrew, because it's like you're like, oh my god, the
episode is it long enough? Oh my god, I'm gonna
have so much to edit. And then it's like you
complain when the episode's too short. You complain.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I never complain when it's too short. Never. By the way,
guess what.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Andrews complains when it's too short?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, okay, I got nothing there, I got nothing. So
let me tell you what else Andrew's covid ruined this year?
What the twenty twenty spoonies. Guess it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I will put that together in two second.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, okay, I'm sure that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Why are you such a negative turd?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Again?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Sick?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
You're supposed to feel bad and be nice to him again?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I was. I was standing in the supermarket aisle two
days ago because I wanted to see if there were
any other Cashi ghost cereals we did do, because they
had every one of them there. I couldn't figure it
out because there's really no good search feature because when
you search something, everything that says flakes will come up.
Every cereal we've ever done that says flakes. I wanted
to be Kashi Go and then the ones that we
did come up. Why can't it be like that?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Why?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Scott? I'm happy you're at least admitting that the search
button works. Now we're getting there. You're slowly coming around.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It does work, but it will bring up every if
I put in Kashi Go flakes, everything with the word
flakes comes up everything.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Do you know you can listen to this podcast wherever
podcasts are available. We love it when you leave reviews.
Thank you so much for listening and watching on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I have a question, scra While you've been home for
the last I don't know, two or three weeks, have
you done anything to help out this podcast at all?
You've had nothing to do.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He didn't feel good.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It doesn't matter. Box he had COVID, it doesn't matter.
You could be like promoting it, buying advertising.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
He doesn't feel good.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You could be promoted. He felt fine, he felt fine. Please,
he didn't.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Feel fine even he didn't feel fine.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
He didn't feel fine for like three days. He's been
out for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's not like I could go in anywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well, what are you doing today? Send some emails out,
say hey, cereal and milk companies, we are from serial killers.
The podcast where we talk about cereal and we think
inside the box. We love to use your milk.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't want to say your boomer is showing, but
you're the same person who I'm sure when Ashley and
Cooper have to apply for like real world jobs will
be like, not show up to the building with your
resume meeting.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Not a boomer. Not a boomer.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh I'm sorry, gen xer.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, different, same thing.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You still think that I can walk into any place.
My dad will be like, hey, Netflix is building something,
you should go there? And ye'all let me just walk
to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, but how hard could it beat it? Just reach
out to a milk company and say, hey, we have
a podcast about cereal. Can you give us some good.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We've had salespeople do it. Apparently it's pretty hard because
we have no milk sponds.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They don't do anything looking. They're not looking out for us. Andrew,
We're all in it on our own. We have to
do it ourselves. We need a PR person. Danielle could
probably do it.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Maybe in the new year, you should hire me as
your PR person.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Done. Okay, cool, I'll pay you in stale Cereal.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Wait a second, all we gotta go that.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Have a great week. We'll see you next Monday. Hey,
we're not stopping holidays or not. We're here every Monday
forever forever. Yeah and ever. Ever, I gotta go, man
series take me too long? Yes, thanks for listening. Honk
is still going on. Yes, happy Hankikah as well.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Where's the honic cereal? Where's the hon a cereal?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I don't know how come we didn't have like milf.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
On the what is it malf on the shelf?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Non needs his own cereal?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
All right, we'll see you have a great week.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You're Jewish because.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You know, of course I am. What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You don't you don't You don't really practice.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay, just because I don't go to synagogue all the
time or ever.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You yeah, you don't do the fasting holiday either, because
you say it makes you light headed and dizzy.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Well, yet you gotta you get a pass with you
get sick, and what about.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
And you don't follow like the eating.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You know, that's only if you're hardcore Kosher. You don't
have to do that to be a Jew. One for
each night they shed a sweet light a remind us
of days long ago. Happy honicat everybody.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Have you celebrated Hanaka at home with the kids. Yes,
you're giving them a present every night, of course? Yeah
you get what did they get so far?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So far? Astley got a pair of sneakers and Cooper
got a nice Uh she got a new iPad, but
everybody chipped in for that because it was really expensive.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Wow. Yeah, that's an expensive gift for it is.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
But that's see. But she only gets one present because
she just got that. Well, we'll give her little rinkyding
crap the rest of the nights, you know, like dollar stuff.
But she got her one big gift.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
That's awesome. And then does she get Christmas too?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, we'll give them Christmas presents as well.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, so they get the best of both worlds.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
That's all nice.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Seriously, we gotta go. Thank you for listening. Follow us
on all social platforms serial Killers at PC and you
could check out the website that Andrew has not updated
in three months serial killerspc dot com and.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Offered to do it for free. Who did Someone emailed
us and said that they would update the site whenever
for free.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They would do a better job. You should give them
the task. Take care now happy holidays.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
If you take cunch Yeah yeah, one two three crows unch.
I hate you so much. You're such a turd. Scott.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I love you, Andy. I miss you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, of course you do.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Bye guys, Bye bye
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