September 14, 2020 • 23 mins
Andrew titled this one himself! We’ve been looking forward to the new Funfetti cereal for quite awhile…do we like it??? We’ll kill some time getting there. Then, Andrew spits out some of Mom’s Best, and shocker! Another Kashi cereal…this one’s transitional!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where's your computer?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my god, I forgot my computer?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Really, yes, folks talking the microphone, How you forgot your computer?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I forgot my computer, folks.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So you know what that means?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We can't record this one, which means I went against
my tweet which said we were going to record it.
So there's gonna be three episodes in a row now
that we're not gonna be.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Able to record.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So here's what we're not gonna do. We're doing three
episodes today.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We always do.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We don't always do three episodes. Sometimes we do one,
sometimes we do two. It depends on your mood. You're
very moody and you're very vocal. I say, you're very vocal,
so you're very vocal.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
List might say, we're going to have to lower that
just so you know, guys, no video of this. I
mean I guess I could just I'm gonna record myself
on my phone and I'll just post that. How about that?
Will that be cool?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I mean, I feel like, let's get go pros.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You tried that already, the batteries were dead.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well you just okay, right when you have to hand
copy and paste onto a damn website all the damn
time pause please. I know you guys who like to eat,
Sirial makes them complease, so Cyrial make can't acquire some
(01:14):
get some retired.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Star star.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That was actually very nice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what song that was?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I want Candy?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do you know who sang it? Originally? No bow wow wow?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And then I think didn't Aaron Carter redo it or
Mandy Moore?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know Aaron Carter did?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Mandy Moore did it too.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think she just had a song called candy.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's right. I like that song.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That was a great song. So baby, come to me
show me an you know it's weird about that song. Yeah,
she was fifteen singing that, and she was in a car.
She didn't have a life. It was in a Volkswagen
Beautile if driving it around she doesn't even isn't old
enough to even drive. Well, you know then of the
mind early two thousand's, late nineties, great times. By the way,
I appreciate you Brody for making that little song there.
(02:22):
That was great, although it didn't say serial killers at all,
But thank you very much. We'll love to that little
diddy so our friend David Brodick from the Brooklyn Boys.
You could listen to them more of a podcast of.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Sold and who sang Diddy in the nineties. I have
no idea it was early nineties. Zero Clue paper Boy. Okay,
it was a great song. It could have been eighty nine,
but I think it was right around ninety.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, sure, great.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I used to call in to the local radio stage
to say, could you please play Diddy by paper Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm honestly not surprised by anything you just said.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Then I go on the Top five at nine and
i'd announce it. Hi, this is Scott from Long Island,
and this is Dinny by paper Boy on Power ninety five.
I have that tape somewhere. That's exactly what it's happening.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Fact that you tape yourself on the radio when you
were a kid. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Shall we get onto eating cereal because it's a big
day here at Serial Killers, Episode one two. Welcome to Monday. Yay,
it was a great weekend. This is actually the first
recording we're doing since our vacation. Yeah, a lot of
new cereal building up.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
A lot of new cereal building up.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
A lot of tweets, a lot of people tell me
all about the Little Debbie oatmeal pie.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, Cereal for that one.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I know it's coming. Kellogg's is making it. It's coming
in December. Unfortunately, we have no friends at Kellogg's, so
we're probably not gonna get a preview box. We'll have
to wait for it to come out.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Sad pastards so sad.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah. Shall I go down to the Cereal sack for
the exciting brand? Oh? First of all, I apologize for
the form fitting shirt. If you look, I have my
regular shirt hanging back there. Nate sent me out to
Duncan this morning and it started pouring when I was
halfway there, so I'm soaked, hair's a mess, everything's wet.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, you look great. I just had to put on
the shirt that was laying around. You look wonderful, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm gonna go down to the Cereal sacked for a
very exciting Cereal. Okay, secret squirrel, joel Oh, you sent
me this one. That's right. I know it is that
it was in store and I'm just gonna go get it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm just gonna spoil it.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Speaking of candy, hold on, Funfetti. It is fun Fetti
Cereal Family size.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think I I rolled emoji when you sent this
to me?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Why, how cool is it?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's just gonna be It's gonna taste like the Unicorn
cereal or one of their other ones. That's just overly sweet.
Who's there Kellogg's? This is not Kellogg's. I know that
one is.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Hmm post No, it's not General Mills kind of yes cool.
Doesn't say it anywhere on here, does it?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Is it like the one cereal that we had that's
made by Maltomeal Coldstone, right? That one was.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
By that is Maltomeal?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Got it? I believe No, it is, yeah, And I
know that for a fact because when I was copying
and pasting from the website see the little serial brands,
because once the website is up inactive, you're gonna be
able to search what cereal brand was there? Was it
a five bowl cereal?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
By the way, kitties, As of this recording, still no
Serial killers PCTs A.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Long time, guys. This was a very big, big project,
so you underestimated I one hundred percent dead. It is
very very daunting, and I want it to look nice
because if I don't make it look nice, it's gonna
be like the last time I spent eight hours of
my life making a list that everyone said looks like crap.
I have a feeling I'm gonna fix it. I have
a feeling it's still not gonna look nice.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But I know you.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We're such a turd You're such an arrogant turds. I
would like to be optimistic. Like all I'm hearing as
you're talking is that's you?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
All right? So anyway, this is distributed by Hometown Food Company.
Everything I do is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The editing of this podcastings forever.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh my god, do you know I take out your
ums and this weird space between oh my god, I'm
stop it. Fun Fetti is a Pillsbury brand. Pillsbury owned
by General Mills, So I'm gonna go ahead and assume
that General Mills made this serial. How about that cool?
Although I did not get any box tops when I
submitted the receipt, so that concerns me a bit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I parked illegally today, so I should hurry. Yeah, I
got to be out of here in the next forty
five because that's just enough time for them to tell Now.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Now, while we were on vacation, I did bring a
box of this cereal to cap cot I saw on
the internet. Okay, I did not try it because I'm
true to you, Andrew, my kids tried it, my wife
tried it. Yeah, and I did not. And Nate even
tried it, and I asked him to stick around so
he could talk about it. But no, he's out the door.
And he actually got a parking ticket this morning because
he was one minute late for his meter.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let me tell you something. It's the worst when you
walk up to them as they're writing it and they're like,
I can't sorry, it's in the system.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh sorry, like you. Yeah, that's really nice. What's the matter?
A little cracked there? Andy?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
No, not today? Luckily those that belt is holding it
up toight?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Sure is? What is this? One percent dairy pure from Tuscan?
Got it at seven to eleven at three thirty this morning.
Oh that's exciting fresh yes from the ottery. Oh god,
it smells just like a fun fetti right, smells like
a fun fetti cupcake.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't know about the cupcake part, you ready?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah? Well let's describe. First. They're little balls kind of
like what what they look like? Little moll will they
look like? Again? Probably kicks or cocoa puffs, little specks
of turquoise and red and orange and blue.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And it's very pungent. Let's eat it the nostrils.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Same consistency as a cocoa puff, same base as a
cocoa puff. A little sweet. It's not as sweet as
I thought it would be.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It is.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Now, if they called this birthday cake flavor, you'd be pissed, right, Yeah,
absolutely so. But it's fun fetti a flavor.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yes, it's a made up flavor, but it's a flavor.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
There's no description of what the flavor would be. It's
just bursting with fun. That's all it says.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's basically just vanilla frosting with sprinkles in it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Don't I'm gonna two bowls.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I get four.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's too sweet, and for that I'm out. It's just
not for me.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
This is not shark tank.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm not investing in funfetti cereal.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's just too sweet. I can't see myself ever wanting
like a bowl of this. You get sick.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, well, guess what serial killers time fillers.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So I'm going to read you the ring. What is that?
I'm just going to kill some time? Now, you know
people have been asking for this podcast to be longer,
so I'm gonna kill time.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, I told you that my kids and my wife
they tried the cereal. So my wife Amy submitted her
review for me to read. Okay, so I'm gonna kill
some time.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
This is a serial killer time filler. Okay, It's titled
The Sneaky Snacker Strikes again. See my wife as a
sneaky snacker. When Cooper catches her down in the kitchen
in the middle of the night eating snacks, Cooper goes sneaky.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, So I guess this cereal is her being a
sneaky snacker. I'm hoping Ashley and Cooper are too busy
with being back to school that they missed this particular episode.
If they find out that I had two full bowls
of this, they would not be happy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
My wife does not eat this kind of stuff, I know,
so something must be going on. When Scott first brought
this big blue box home, I thought to myself, I'm
gonna kick his ass for bringing more sugar filled cereal
into this house. But then suddenly I had the craving Yes,
Scott and Andrew. My monthly friend had arrived, the one
that gives me breakouts and freakouts and crazy cravings for
sweet Just no for me, It's the only time I
(09:36):
will ever eat sweet treats. With that being said, the
big bright blue box piqued my interest. I got the urge,
did a little Scottie shake, and promptly poured those colorful
little misshapen balls of fuchia, green, orange, and teal out
into a ball. I love her descriptions.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, she paints a picture with her words.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah. As they fell one by one, I inhaled in
ever so slight a roma of funfetti icing. It immediately
reminded me of icing cupcakes and how much the girls
love making cupcakes and the smell that wafts through our
home and we bake them. I then poured some skim
Plus lactose free milk, still in my milk sponsor Andy, this.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is your bit, Yeah, you get back to your okit.
I'm just not gonna I don't have anything on this podcast.
I'm just here to sit on top of these colorful
balls and hopefully not get a parking ticket.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And I dug in with my spoon. Let's just say.
One bite led to two, two led to well, basically
I had another full bowl and then another after that.
I could not stop. It was like Audrey and European Vacation.
What does that mean? Have you seen that movie?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Because I national Lampoon's European Vacation.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah? What did Audrey do? Did she keep eating something?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Couldn't tell you, but you're a movie guy. Yeah, but
I don't know that one.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
It was breakfast for dinner that night. For me, it
tasted like kicks, lightly dusted with fun fetti icing. It
was not an overly sweet like I thought it would be.
I went into thinking that I was not gonna like it,
figuring it would be insanely sweet. It's the perfect balance
if you're looking for something just a little sweet. Disclaimer,
this is not something I could eat every day. However,
it far exceeded my expectations, so I will give it
four balls and a spoon, says Amy.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Nice shot, Amy, Yes, at that was your Serial Killers
time fillers.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Now, look how far in we are and we've only
done one serial. How far in are we like ten
minutes in?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh now you gotta complain about the length of the episode.
Oh oh my God, you don't know how long this
is gonna take me to edit.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're just gonna post it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Gotta just do. I'm not editing anything.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Amazing except you have to bleep out that curse word
I already did. Okay, cool, let's go to the next box.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Great.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Do you have any other fun bits that you have
planned for yourself that only you do?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I might? You don't come up with anything. What are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Literally, anytime I've even asked you for anything in this podcast,
it's immediately met with I don't know, and I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
The only thing you've ever asked for was the Harlem
Shake jingle, which you can ask Brody for.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Go ahead again. Anything I would do on my own,
I would have to ask you to put into the
system or for you to play it. That's fine, you
would have Scott, do not even start with I do
not even start with this to day. I'm not in
the mood. You are so much a stickler.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Were you talking?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You just sit there and it has to be your
way to your aware that high. I'd like to see
your creativity shotcast Andrew. Okay, I think you were creative
one time. I made a logo for this podcast. You
remember the logo that we changed. Remember how much you
fought that for a while.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That was like a kindergarten logo.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
The one that's still our logo.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, I don't like the flakes in the bowl. I
think there should be loops.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, okay, it looks like okay, look at it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It looks like an alligator. Here, look at it. It's
right here. What it looks like? It looks like alligators?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I honestly, and there's not even enough. I don't care
enough at this point. You don't care. Ever, I don't
care because you are every time you want to make
your little episode descriptions.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And this indeed, I don't make those descriptions that comes
from that comes from serial Killers PC. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Which is you?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Which is you?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right? Can we stop and go down and eat
some cereal? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I've been waiting. This is your serial killer time filler.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So in the last episode, we had a crunch. What
are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I'm looking at my phone?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Why you go? What's important?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, because you're gonna ramble on about how we had
a crunch berry and I don't need to pay attention
for a split second.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
All right, So in the last episode we had a
knockoff crunch Berry serial.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Episode's called and he's just not into it anymore. Andy
decided that he was gonna be on his phone all day.
Guess what still on a website. He sucks, that's you,
That is you me choke.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So in the last episode we had another knockoff cap'n
crunch crunch Berry cereal. I think it was from Wegman's.
I don't even remember anymore. I was in the supermarket
in Cape cod when we were on vacation, and the
cereal aisle of the Shaws Great Shaws, this big supermarket
chain not here, but you know, in the northeast her
in Shaws. Okay, Mom's Best has jungle berry crunch.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, I'm excited for that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Jungle Berry Great. I don't know why it's jungle berry crunch.
I'm not sure who makes up the names. There's an
ardvarc on there. How m's the difference between an ard
vark and an ant eater.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
An anteater has the nose, and doesn't it like have
the little nose that eat anteater has that too, But
there's an anteater has the nose and it's sticky, and
it like sticks it. They have the big tongue, the
big long tongue that lives the anteaters. Remember that cartoon,
the Ardvark and the Ant.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You'll make me so mad, I'll give you it was
part of the Pink Panther cartoon series back in the day.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Was that like Tom and Jerry?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, it was Pink Panther.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I know, Pink Panther. I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And when you would watch it as a kid, every
once in a while, like some other one would come on,
the Ardvark and the ant would come on, and what,
you're such a jerk. That's my childhood dude.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Literally, again, this is a one like this is Scott Show.
I'm just so long for the ride.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It is not Scott Show.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Literally, anytime I mentioned anything, it's immediately like, okay, nobody
knows that bad? Do you remember ardmarking the ant?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay? Ooh wow, this smells good. This smells very very full.
It's yeah, it's dull colors because I'm guessing there's no
artificial colors in it, berryful? What how would you describe it?
Smell it?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I can't because you have the cups because I can't
even pour my own cereal or milk. I don't trust
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
There you go, there you go, smell it right, Yeah,
it smells like a real fresh berry. I don't know
what kind of berries you're talking about. Right here we go,
Mom's best Mom would not be happy with us Andrew
just bickering. Nope, that would have been wonderful to see
(15:38):
if you were recording this, everyone could see how you
just spit it all out in a cup. It is
much more citrusy than berry. E.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
This gets one spoon. This tastes like do you remember
pink bubble gum medicine as a kid?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yes? I hated it?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Okay, so no, no, no. There were always two different versions.
There was the one that actually tasted like bubblegum, but
then there was the off brand one that you could
only get from supermarkets that wasn't as good. This tastes
like the off brand one that was way too much
strawberry ish and it didn't taste like bubble gum. Disgusting.
It tastes like medicine.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I don't think it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's not disgusting. You just don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, it's gross that. I'm shocked now that you don't
like cheetah chumps because that almost tastes like the cheetah chumps. No, yes,
one hundred. It has a weird something going on.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You talk about the bubblegum medicine. It reminds me of, Oh,
I'm gonna go stomach ache.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
There you go me with cheetah chomps.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It reminds me of going to the dentist as a kid,
and they used to give you the duck fluoride. They'd
give you the fluoride things that you put in your
mouth and it was this foam spongy thing and I
would gag. And they always gave me bubble gum flavor
because for the adults it was mint. Not for the
kids it was bubblegum.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
The should have just made it meant for everyone.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'm nauseous just thinking about it. That in combination with
this cereal. I don't think it's as bad when you're
eating it, but I think the after effects are not
so great. And that guy in the tree there eats
any this, he's falling out right. Was that a leopard
or cheat? I don't know what that is, but I'm
going to give it a ball on a spoon. I
don't think it's horrendous, it's just not great.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Well, once the Serial Killer's PC website is that this
is going to be in the Worst Rated Cereals Club.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh you're gonna do that? Are they gonna be different
sections of like one bowlers? Ye, five bowlers.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
This is also what's making it difficult. When I put
in I can't wait to see this thing.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
When I put in an entry, I'm marking it. Did
the cereal get five bowls? Like? Okay, so this episode
episode one two right now, in this episode, it would
be labeled General Mills, because we're saying it's General Mills.
Huh that one is Mom's best. So it be labeled
as that worst Cereal club. Yeah and yeah, then you
could see the episode on what we read them.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I can't wait to see what this thing looks like.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You're gonna hate it either way. So I'm not even
making it for you anymore. I'm making it for our
listeners who are going to appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Oh, they'll tell you how bad it is too. I
hope it's good, I really do.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You're going to appreciate it because also, not only do
you have to do the desktop site, but then for
some reason, the damn why are you feeling yourself in
front of me? That's like very inappropriate. Then when you
convert it to the mobile site, everything just gets jumbled up,
and then I'm like, uh.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So from two thousand and six two you don't know
what's going on. But let's bring up Anton the Ardvark again,
because that everyone knows.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What's going on when you mentioned that they do uh huh.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't even know the format of the show anymore.
We do a new and in a classic and a bonus
and I don't know, we just do three.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I think we need to cut this to one episode
per week.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No, because then we need get back Hello.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yes, because I think one episode per week would keep
the audience craving for more. Is this a crave cereal?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
No, it's a Cachi cereal from twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think one episode per week because I've noticed Friday
episodes don't do as well as Mondays.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
There are people that depend on this podcast to get
them through the day. But if it was a Wednesday
that's a rough Monday. People want this Monday up to smile,
and then Friday it drives them right into the weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well, let me tell you something. Are also driving listeners
off a cliff because many people are listening on Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It's you that's driving listeners off a cliff. Can I
go down to the cereal pace?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's me, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
There we go for another Cashi cereal. Yes, it's another
Cashee cereal. And that's uh my guy, mister Newton on
the back of the box. He's the farmer that grew
the wheat for this. Uh huh, what are you looking at?
What's so important?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're just you because this is the moment that you talk.
I don't talk. So it's a Cashi I don't know.
We have a whole shelf of Cashe's How is this
one different?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Because it has dark cocoa. It's a different flavor.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's dark Coco Karma.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, would karma have a flavor?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, it's what it's a certified transitional biscuits. What does
that even mean? What are you transitioning from? That's the
strangest title I've ever seen Cashy Dark Coco Karma certified
transitional biscuits baked with rich cocoa and warm cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
The need to look up what a transitional biscuit?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I think I would like you to. You may pick
up your phone for that place, you may pick up
your maybe either Maybe it's the size. They're not quite many,
but they're not quite full.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
So does that make mini wheats transitional biscuits.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, they're many. This is in between many and full size.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh wow, okay the new food label. This came out
in twenty sixteen when the cereal came out. Oh, it
has to do with organic foods.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Whatever, stupid organic.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh wow, okay, So basically it's an organic thing.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Good to know. All right, you're ready, one, two, three,
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh and they actually specifically talk about transitional biscuits and
the cereal. I remember when I threw out the cereal. Yeah,
I threw it out. Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I taste the warm cinnamon at first. Sorry, those stringy
mini wheats always get stuck in my throat. And then
you do taste the dark chocolate. After my eye is twitching.
You think it's a mom.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Probably this is not bad. Oh, I'm iffy. It's not
oh god, you need to have marshmallows on demand. I
think it's decent, not great. I'm gonna give this one
two bowls. This was not a good episode for me.
I'm just gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
There's never a good episode for you.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Uh. Sometimes I have cereals. I like, this is not
one of those three balls. Okay, all right, mah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Could you try the milk for me because I see
it's getting chocolatey. Would you do that for me? Please?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Tastes like milk.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, that was a very exciting episode of Serial Killers.
See it's a little bit longer than the others.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah. Remember when I was saying how long episodes should be,
and then you were the one when this first started. Yeah,
you can even go back and listen to yourself in
early episodes. They do what long episodes and you're doing
Scottie Fillers and all this other new stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, well, I don't know. Some people can't hang on
that long. Listen. Look at the Brooklyn Boys. There are
thing is like two hours long. Who's listening to the
whole thing? But yeah, here they are. It's like a monsters.
They got merchandise and they get all kinds of stuff,
so they must be doing something right. Guys, we're not
doing it. Okay, let's just end it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh my god, you are so dramatic. If I was
your child, I would have run away and lived in
an orphanage.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
By we are a year and a half in almost
one hundred and fifty episodes, and what if we made
two hundred dollars? That's cool?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Now mean we have more than that in our PayPal account,
which I've said for the past like.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Three I keep saying in the episodes, send it to
me because I need money for milk.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Dude, No, because I have in text message you saying specifically,
don't do it.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Save it from when I can't pay a bill. Please
follow us serial Killers PC on all social platform Not
in the mood today, Scott, whatever you do, do not
go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com yet because it's not there.
It might be No, you're gonna get that thing that says,
oh I want to buy this site or whatever the hell?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well no, because you sent me the info, I just
have to link it when it's done and looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Why can't you at least put something that says coming
soon with like a serial bowl?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
What do you know I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like and subscribe and things. Thank you cool? Can you
please just leave us a review because I love reading
them and we haven't gotten one since August twenty ninth.
Oh sad, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Maybe it's because we post too much. Oh, here we go.
What what are you about to play?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
What is on the next Serial Killers?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
We'll have another brand new cereal. This one has something
to do with your brain. Brain. It's just a synonym
for the word.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm not going to say, because then you'll know what
the why are rubbing your eyes?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Crunch all right, crunch out?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh, speaking of brain do you remember that show Brain
Games from the eighties. No, it was on HBO. Okay,
it was great. It was kind of like you don't
remember it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I was born in nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It was one of those like filler things that they
would play in between when a movie ended and to
the next movie to get to the top of the
hour and at the end you have to remember this
Brain Games is now over. No, there was like a
guy it was an egg man and it would crack
open and it was this whole thing and it was
kind of like if you what it was kind of
like an escape room on TV. They would eat riddles
(23:45):
and stuff like that. You have to try to figure
things out. It was like a brain game cool hence
the name Nice.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
All right, so is there brain game serial? I don't
know what you want.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
We'll see okay, see you on Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
See you on Friday.
Where's your computer?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my god, I forgot my computer?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Really, yes, folks talking the microphone, How you forgot your computer?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I forgot my computer, folks.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So you know what that means?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We can't record this one, which means I went against
my tweet which said we were going to record it.
So there's gonna be three episodes in a row now
that we're not gonna be.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Able to record.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So here's what we're not gonna do. We're doing three
episodes today.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We always do.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We don't always do three episodes. Sometimes we do one,
sometimes we do two. It depends on your mood. You're
very moody and you're very vocal. I say, you're very vocal,
so you're very vocal.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
List might say, we're going to have to lower that
just so you know, guys, no video of this. I
mean I guess I could just I'm gonna record myself
on my phone and I'll just post that. How about that?
Will that be cool?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I mean, I feel like, let's get go pros.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You tried that already, the batteries were dead.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well you just okay, right when you have to hand
copy and paste onto a damn website all the damn
time pause please. I know you guys who like to eat,
Sirial makes them complease, so Cyrial make can't acquire some
(01:14):
get some retired.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Star star.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You like that?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That was actually very nice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what song that was?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I want Candy?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do you know who sang it? Originally? No bow wow wow?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And then I think didn't Aaron Carter redo it or
Mandy Moore?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know Aaron Carter did?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Mandy Moore did it too.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think she just had a song called candy.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's right. I like that song.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That was a great song. So baby, come to me
show me an you know it's weird about that song. Yeah,
she was fifteen singing that, and she was in a car.
She didn't have a life. It was in a Volkswagen
Beautile if driving it around she doesn't even isn't old
enough to even drive. Well, you know then of the
mind early two thousand's, late nineties, great times. By the way,
I appreciate you Brody for making that little song there.
(02:22):
That was great, although it didn't say serial killers at all,
But thank you very much. We'll love to that little
diddy so our friend David Brodick from the Brooklyn Boys.
You could listen to them more of a podcast of.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Sold and who sang Diddy in the nineties. I have
no idea it was early nineties. Zero Clue paper Boy. Okay,
it was a great song. It could have been eighty nine,
but I think it was right around ninety.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, sure, great.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I used to call in to the local radio stage
to say, could you please play Diddy by paper Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm honestly not surprised by anything you just said.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Then I go on the Top five at nine and
i'd announce it. Hi, this is Scott from Long Island,
and this is Dinny by paper Boy on Power ninety five.
I have that tape somewhere. That's exactly what it's happening.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Fact that you tape yourself on the radio when you
were a kid. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Shall we get onto eating cereal because it's a big
day here at Serial Killers, Episode one two. Welcome to Monday. Yay,
it was a great weekend. This is actually the first
recording we're doing since our vacation. Yeah, a lot of
new cereal building up.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
A lot of new cereal building up.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
A lot of tweets, a lot of people tell me
all about the Little Debbie oatmeal pie.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, Cereal for that one.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I know it's coming. Kellogg's is making it. It's coming
in December. Unfortunately, we have no friends at Kellogg's, so
we're probably not gonna get a preview box. We'll have
to wait for it to come out.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Sad pastards so sad.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah. Shall I go down to the Cereal sack for
the exciting brand? Oh? First of all, I apologize for
the form fitting shirt. If you look, I have my
regular shirt hanging back there. Nate sent me out to
Duncan this morning and it started pouring when I was
halfway there, so I'm soaked, hair's a mess, everything's wet.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, you look great. I just had to put on
the shirt that was laying around. You look wonderful, all right, So.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm gonna go down to the Cereal sacked for a
very exciting Cereal. Okay, secret squirrel, joel Oh, you sent
me this one. That's right. I know it is that
it was in store and I'm just gonna go get it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm just gonna spoil it.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Speaking of candy, hold on, Funfetti. It is fun Fetti
Cereal Family size.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think I I rolled emoji when you sent this
to me?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Why, how cool is it?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's just gonna be It's gonna taste like the Unicorn
cereal or one of their other ones. That's just overly sweet.
Who's there Kellogg's? This is not Kellogg's. I know that
one is.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Hmm post No, it's not General Mills kind of yes cool.
Doesn't say it anywhere on here, does it?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Is it like the one cereal that we had that's
made by Maltomeal Coldstone, right? That one was.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
By that is Maltomeal?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Got it? I believe No, it is, yeah, And I
know that for a fact because when I was copying
and pasting from the website see the little serial brands,
because once the website is up inactive, you're gonna be
able to search what cereal brand was there? Was it
a five bowl cereal?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
By the way, kitties, As of this recording, still no
Serial killers PCTs A.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Long time, guys. This was a very big, big project,
so you underestimated I one hundred percent dead. It is
very very daunting, and I want it to look nice
because if I don't make it look nice, it's gonna
be like the last time I spent eight hours of
my life making a list that everyone said looks like crap.
I have a feeling I'm gonna fix it. I have
a feeling it's still not gonna look nice.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But I know you.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We're such a turd You're such an arrogant turds. I
would like to be optimistic. Like all I'm hearing as
you're talking is that's you?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
All right? So anyway, this is distributed by Hometown Food Company.
Everything I do is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The editing of this podcastings forever.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh my god, do you know I take out your
ums and this weird space between oh my god, I'm
stop it. Fun Fetti is a Pillsbury brand. Pillsbury owned
by General Mills, So I'm gonna go ahead and assume
that General Mills made this serial. How about that cool?
Although I did not get any box tops when I
submitted the receipt, so that concerns me a bit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I parked illegally today, so I should hurry. Yeah, I
got to be out of here in the next forty
five because that's just enough time for them to tell Now.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Now, while we were on vacation, I did bring a
box of this cereal to cap cot I saw on
the internet. Okay, I did not try it because I'm
true to you, Andrew, my kids tried it, my wife
tried it. Yeah, and I did not. And Nate even
tried it, and I asked him to stick around so
he could talk about it. But no, he's out the door.
And he actually got a parking ticket this morning because
he was one minute late for his meter.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let me tell you something. It's the worst when you
walk up to them as they're writing it and they're like,
I can't sorry, it's in the system.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh sorry, like you. Yeah, that's really nice. What's the matter?
A little cracked there? Andy?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
No, not today? Luckily those that belt is holding it
up toight?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Sure is? What is this? One percent dairy pure from Tuscan?
Got it at seven to eleven at three thirty this morning.
Oh that's exciting fresh yes from the ottery. Oh god,
it smells just like a fun fetti right, smells like
a fun fetti cupcake.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't know about the cupcake part, you ready?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah? Well let's describe. First. They're little balls kind of
like what what they look like? Little moll will they
look like? Again? Probably kicks or cocoa puffs, little specks
of turquoise and red and orange and blue.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And it's very pungent. Let's eat it the nostrils.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Same consistency as a cocoa puff, same base as a
cocoa puff. A little sweet. It's not as sweet as
I thought it would be.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It is.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Now, if they called this birthday cake flavor, you'd be pissed, right, Yeah,
absolutely so. But it's fun fetti a flavor.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yes, it's a made up flavor, but it's a flavor.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
There's no description of what the flavor would be. It's
just bursting with fun. That's all it says.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's basically just vanilla frosting with sprinkles in it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Don't I'm gonna two bowls.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I get four.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's too sweet, and for that I'm out. It's just
not for me.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
This is not shark tank.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm not investing in funfetti cereal.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's just too sweet. I can't see myself ever wanting
like a bowl of this. You get sick.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, well, guess what serial killers time fillers.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So I'm going to read you the ring. What is that?
I'm just going to kill some time? Now, you know
people have been asking for this podcast to be longer,
so I'm gonna kill time.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, I told you that my kids and my wife
they tried the cereal. So my wife Amy submitted her
review for me to read. Okay, so I'm gonna kill
some time.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
This is a serial killer time filler. Okay, It's titled
The Sneaky Snacker Strikes again. See my wife as a
sneaky snacker. When Cooper catches her down in the kitchen
in the middle of the night eating snacks, Cooper goes sneaky.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, So I guess this cereal is her being a
sneaky snacker. I'm hoping Ashley and Cooper are too busy
with being back to school that they missed this particular episode.
If they find out that I had two full bowls
of this, they would not be happy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
My wife does not eat this kind of stuff, I know,
so something must be going on. When Scott first brought
this big blue box home, I thought to myself, I'm
gonna kick his ass for bringing more sugar filled cereal
into this house. But then suddenly I had the craving Yes,
Scott and Andrew. My monthly friend had arrived, the one
that gives me breakouts and freakouts and crazy cravings for
sweet Just no for me, It's the only time I
(09:36):
will ever eat sweet treats. With that being said, the
big bright blue box piqued my interest. I got the urge,
did a little Scottie shake, and promptly poured those colorful
little misshapen balls of fuchia, green, orange, and teal out
into a ball. I love her descriptions.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, she paints a picture with her words.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah. As they fell one by one, I inhaled in
ever so slight a roma of funfetti icing. It immediately
reminded me of icing cupcakes and how much the girls
love making cupcakes and the smell that wafts through our
home and we bake them. I then poured some skim
Plus lactose free milk, still in my milk sponsor Andy, this.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is your bit, Yeah, you get back to your okit.
I'm just not gonna I don't have anything on this podcast.
I'm just here to sit on top of these colorful
balls and hopefully not get a parking ticket.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And I dug in with my spoon. Let's just say.
One bite led to two, two led to well, basically
I had another full bowl and then another after that.
I could not stop. It was like Audrey and European Vacation.
What does that mean? Have you seen that movie?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Because I national Lampoon's European Vacation.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah? What did Audrey do? Did she keep eating something?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Couldn't tell you, but you're a movie guy. Yeah, but
I don't know that one.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
It was breakfast for dinner that night. For me, it
tasted like kicks, lightly dusted with fun fetti icing. It
was not an overly sweet like I thought it would be.
I went into thinking that I was not gonna like it,
figuring it would be insanely sweet. It's the perfect balance
if you're looking for something just a little sweet. Disclaimer,
this is not something I could eat every day. However,
it far exceeded my expectations, so I will give it
four balls and a spoon, says Amy.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Nice shot, Amy, Yes, at that was your Serial Killers
time fillers.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Now, look how far in we are and we've only
done one serial. How far in are we like ten
minutes in?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh now you gotta complain about the length of the episode.
Oh oh my God, you don't know how long this
is gonna take me to edit.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're just gonna post it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Gotta just do. I'm not editing anything.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Amazing except you have to bleep out that curse word
I already did. Okay, cool, let's go to the next box.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Great.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Do you have any other fun bits that you have
planned for yourself that only you do?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I might? You don't come up with anything. What are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Literally, anytime I've even asked you for anything in this podcast,
it's immediately met with I don't know, and I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
The only thing you've ever asked for was the Harlem
Shake jingle, which you can ask Brody for.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Go ahead again. Anything I would do on my own,
I would have to ask you to put into the
system or for you to play it. That's fine, you
would have Scott, do not even start with I do
not even start with this to day. I'm not in
the mood. You are so much a stickler.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Were you talking?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You just sit there and it has to be your
way to your aware that high. I'd like to see
your creativity shotcast Andrew. Okay, I think you were creative
one time. I made a logo for this podcast. You
remember the logo that we changed. Remember how much you
fought that for a while.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That was like a kindergarten logo.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
The one that's still our logo.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, I don't like the flakes in the bowl. I
think there should be loops.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, okay, it looks like okay, look at it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It looks like an alligator. Here, look at it. It's
right here. What it looks like? It looks like alligators?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I honestly, and there's not even enough. I don't care
enough at this point. You don't care. Ever, I don't
care because you are every time you want to make
your little episode descriptions.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And this indeed, I don't make those descriptions that comes
from that comes from serial Killers PC. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Which is you?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Which is you?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right? Can we stop and go down and eat
some cereal? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I've been waiting. This is your serial killer time filler.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So in the last episode, we had a crunch. What
are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I'm looking at my phone?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Why you go? What's important?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, because you're gonna ramble on about how we had
a crunch berry and I don't need to pay attention
for a split second.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
All right, So in the last episode we had a
knockoff crunch Berry serial.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Episode's called and he's just not into it anymore. Andy
decided that he was gonna be on his phone all day.
Guess what still on a website. He sucks, that's you,
That is you me choke.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
So in the last episode we had another knockoff cap'n
crunch crunch Berry cereal. I think it was from Wegman's.
I don't even remember anymore. I was in the supermarket
in Cape cod when we were on vacation, and the
cereal aisle of the Shaws Great Shaws, this big supermarket
chain not here, but you know, in the northeast her
in Shaws. Okay, Mom's Best has jungle berry crunch.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, I'm excited for that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Jungle Berry Great. I don't know why it's jungle berry crunch.
I'm not sure who makes up the names. There's an
ardvarc on there. How m's the difference between an ard
vark and an ant eater.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
An anteater has the nose, and doesn't it like have
the little nose that eat anteater has that too, But
there's an anteater has the nose and it's sticky, and
it like sticks it. They have the big tongue, the
big long tongue that lives the anteaters. Remember that cartoon,
the Ardvark and the Ant.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You'll make me so mad, I'll give you it was
part of the Pink Panther cartoon series back in the day.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Was that like Tom and Jerry?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, it was Pink Panther.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I know, Pink Panther. I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And when you would watch it as a kid, every
once in a while, like some other one would come on,
the Ardvark and the ant would come on, and what,
you're such a jerk. That's my childhood dude.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Literally, again, this is a one like this is Scott Show.
I'm just so long for the ride.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It is not Scott Show.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Literally, anytime I mentioned anything, it's immediately like, okay, nobody
knows that bad? Do you remember ardmarking the ant?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay? Ooh wow, this smells good. This smells very very full.
It's yeah, it's dull colors because I'm guessing there's no
artificial colors in it, berryful? What how would you describe it?
Smell it?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I can't because you have the cups because I can't
even pour my own cereal or milk. I don't trust
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
There you go, there you go, smell it right, Yeah,
it smells like a real fresh berry. I don't know
what kind of berries you're talking about. Right here we go,
Mom's best Mom would not be happy with us Andrew
just bickering. Nope, that would have been wonderful to see
(15:38):
if you were recording this, everyone could see how you
just spit it all out in a cup. It is
much more citrusy than berry. E.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
This gets one spoon. This tastes like do you remember
pink bubble gum medicine as a kid?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yes? I hated it?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Okay, so no, no, no. There were always two different versions.
There was the one that actually tasted like bubblegum, but
then there was the off brand one that you could
only get from supermarkets that wasn't as good. This tastes
like the off brand one that was way too much
strawberry ish and it didn't taste like bubble gum. Disgusting.
It tastes like medicine.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I don't think it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's not disgusting. You just don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, it's gross that. I'm shocked now that you don't
like cheetah chumps because that almost tastes like the cheetah chumps. No, yes,
one hundred. It has a weird something going on.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You talk about the bubblegum medicine. It reminds me of, Oh,
I'm gonna go stomach ache.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
There you go me with cheetah chomps.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It reminds me of going to the dentist as a kid,
and they used to give you the duck fluoride. They'd
give you the fluoride things that you put in your
mouth and it was this foam spongy thing and I
would gag. And they always gave me bubble gum flavor
because for the adults it was mint. Not for the
kids it was bubblegum.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
The should have just made it meant for everyone.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'm nauseous just thinking about it. That in combination with
this cereal. I don't think it's as bad when you're
eating it, but I think the after effects are not
so great. And that guy in the tree there eats
any this, he's falling out right. Was that a leopard
or cheat? I don't know what that is, but I'm
going to give it a ball on a spoon. I
don't think it's horrendous, it's just not great.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Well, once the Serial Killer's PC website is that this
is going to be in the Worst Rated Cereals Club.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh you're gonna do that? Are they gonna be different
sections of like one bowlers? Ye, five bowlers.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
This is also what's making it difficult. When I put
in I can't wait to see this thing.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
When I put in an entry, I'm marking it. Did
the cereal get five bowls? Like? Okay, so this episode
episode one two right now, in this episode, it would
be labeled General Mills, because we're saying it's General Mills.
Huh that one is Mom's best. So it be labeled
as that worst Cereal club. Yeah and yeah, then you
could see the episode on what we read them.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I can't wait to see what this thing looks like.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You're gonna hate it either way. So I'm not even
making it for you anymore. I'm making it for our
listeners who are going to appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Oh, they'll tell you how bad it is too. I
hope it's good, I really do.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You're going to appreciate it because also, not only do
you have to do the desktop site, but then for
some reason, the damn why are you feeling yourself in
front of me? That's like very inappropriate. Then when you
convert it to the mobile site, everything just gets jumbled up,
and then I'm like, uh.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So from two thousand and six two you don't know
what's going on. But let's bring up Anton the Ardvark again,
because that everyone knows.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What's going on when you mentioned that they do uh huh.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't even know the format of the show anymore.
We do a new and in a classic and a bonus
and I don't know, we just do three.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I think we need to cut this to one episode
per week.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No, because then we need get back Hello.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yes, because I think one episode per week would keep
the audience craving for more. Is this a crave cereal?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
No, it's a Cachi cereal from twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think one episode per week because I've noticed Friday
episodes don't do as well as Mondays.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
There are people that depend on this podcast to get
them through the day. But if it was a Wednesday
that's a rough Monday. People want this Monday up to smile,
and then Friday it drives them right into the weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well, let me tell you something. Are also driving listeners
off a cliff because many people are listening on Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It's you that's driving listeners off a cliff. Can I
go down to the cereal pace?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's me, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
There we go for another Cashi cereal. Yes, it's another
Cashee cereal. And that's uh my guy, mister Newton on
the back of the box. He's the farmer that grew
the wheat for this. Uh huh, what are you looking at?
What's so important?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're just you because this is the moment that you talk.
I don't talk. So it's a Cashi I don't know.
We have a whole shelf of Cashe's How is this
one different?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Because it has dark cocoa. It's a different flavor.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's dark Coco Karma.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, would karma have a flavor?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, it's what it's a certified transitional biscuits. What does
that even mean? What are you transitioning from? That's the
strangest title I've ever seen Cashy Dark Coco Karma certified
transitional biscuits baked with rich cocoa and warm cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
The need to look up what a transitional biscuit?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I think I would like you to. You may pick
up your phone for that place, you may pick up
your maybe either Maybe it's the size. They're not quite many,
but they're not quite full.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
So does that make mini wheats transitional biscuits.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, they're many. This is in between many and full size.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh wow, okay the new food label. This came out
in twenty sixteen when the cereal came out. Oh, it
has to do with organic foods.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Whatever, stupid organic.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh wow, okay, So basically it's an organic thing.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Good to know. All right, you're ready, one, two, three,
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh and they actually specifically talk about transitional biscuits and
the cereal. I remember when I threw out the cereal. Yeah,
I threw it out. Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I taste the warm cinnamon at first. Sorry, those stringy
mini wheats always get stuck in my throat. And then
you do taste the dark chocolate. After my eye is twitching.
You think it's a mom.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Probably this is not bad. Oh, I'm iffy. It's not
oh god, you need to have marshmallows on demand. I
think it's decent, not great. I'm gonna give this one
two bowls. This was not a good episode for me.
I'm just gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
There's never a good episode for you.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Uh. Sometimes I have cereals. I like, this is not
one of those three balls. Okay, all right, mah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Could you try the milk for me because I see
it's getting chocolatey. Would you do that for me? Please?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Tastes like milk.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, that was a very exciting episode of Serial Killers.
See it's a little bit longer than the others.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah. Remember when I was saying how long episodes should be,
and then you were the one when this first started. Yeah,
you can even go back and listen to yourself in
early episodes. They do what long episodes and you're doing
Scottie Fillers and all this other new stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, well, I don't know. Some people can't hang on
that long. Listen. Look at the Brooklyn Boys. There are
thing is like two hours long. Who's listening to the
whole thing? But yeah, here they are. It's like a monsters.
They got merchandise and they get all kinds of stuff,
so they must be doing something right. Guys, we're not
doing it. Okay, let's just end it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh my god, you are so dramatic. If I was
your child, I would have run away and lived in
an orphanage.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
By we are a year and a half in almost
one hundred and fifty episodes, and what if we made
two hundred dollars? That's cool?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Now mean we have more than that in our PayPal account,
which I've said for the past like.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Three I keep saying in the episodes, send it to
me because I need money for milk.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Dude, No, because I have in text message you saying specifically,
don't do it.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Save it from when I can't pay a bill. Please
follow us serial Killers PC on all social platform Not
in the mood today, Scott, whatever you do, do not
go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com yet because it's not there.
It might be No, you're gonna get that thing that says,
oh I want to buy this site or whatever the hell?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well no, because you sent me the info, I just
have to link it when it's done and looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Why can't you at least put something that says coming
soon with like a serial bowl?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
What do you know I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like and subscribe and things. Thank you cool? Can you
please just leave us a review because I love reading
them and we haven't gotten one since August twenty ninth.
Oh sad, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Maybe it's because we post too much. Oh, here we go.
What what are you about to play?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
What is on the next Serial Killers?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
We'll have another brand new cereal. This one has something
to do with your brain. Brain. It's just a synonym
for the word.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm not going to say, because then you'll know what
the why are rubbing your eyes?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Crunch all right, crunch out?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh, speaking of brain do you remember that show Brain
Games from the eighties. No, it was on HBO. Okay,
it was great. It was kind of like you don't
remember it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I was born in nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It was one of those like filler things that they
would play in between when a movie ended and to
the next movie to get to the top of the
hour and at the end you have to remember this
Brain Games is now over. No, there was like a
guy it was an egg man and it would crack
open and it was this whole thing and it was
kind of like if you what it was kind of
like an escape room on TV. They would eat riddles
(23:45):
and stuff like that. You have to try to figure
things out. It was like a brain game cool hence
the name Nice.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
All right, so is there brain game serial? I don't
know what you want.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
We'll see okay, see you on Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
See you on Friday.
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