June 21, 2019 • 13 mins
Scotty buys gas station Cinnamon Toast Crunch cups that aren’t quite the same…then Cinnamon Chex and Cinnamon Life go head to head!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, Andrew, Hey Scottie.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, what episode number is this?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
X V fourteen fifteen? Oh that's right, V is a five.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Uh it's our kids in yellow.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh my goodness, look who we got. Listen?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
This is Serial Killers?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You like that? There's a little too sinister, like we
might actually kill someone.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Now, I'm a little terrified.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I don't know if we stacks. Can you lighten that
up a little bit? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
So here's welcome to episode fifteen. I texted Andrew last
time and said that we can do one of two.
We can either do Battle of the Cinnamon Squares or
we can do the Disgusting Pastry serial Challenge. So I
think we're going to do the Battle of the Cereal
Squares this morning. The Cinnamon Squares.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, because Gandhi was going to join us for that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Now she's not gonna eat cinnamon. Excluded her because she
hates cinnamon. Stop looking at your phone. We're gonna do
this till we're done.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, So why are you so abusive to me? I'm not,
but you just need to looking at another man asking
for cereal?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
All right, Well I'm going to take your phone away,
all right, So I'm gonna give you a hint as
to what the very first one. There were only going
to be two in this episode, but I had to
add a third one because there's one cinnamon square cereal
that pops into mind when you say cinnamon square cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It is what is cinnamones? Bakers, Where's breakfast?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And I'm on Tom's Corn. You have to help us
bake before you take a taste.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And you need to have to do that.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Man is your shakers, Bakers, It's the cereal with the
delicious taste of homemade cinnamon toast.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A toasty player on a complete breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Bacon tastes on Tom's Now the lead baker. Can you
guess his name?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Why would you ask me that?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
His name was Wendell? And there wed there were.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Three bakers in the original commercials in the eighties. Cinemato's
Crunch was introduced in nineteen eighty four, and there were
three bakers in the commercial, and Wendell was the standout
star because later in the eighties they got rid of
the other two and it was just Wendell. And then
he disappeared by like nineteen ninety because kids were like,
what you.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Hyped that up so much? Like I was getting ready
for you to be like, oh, yeah, it's ex famous actor,
but instead you're like, it's Wendell.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Did you want me to start playing mister Wendell who
from arrested development. All right, so let's get going and
we'll eat some cereal. Now, don't make fun of me.
I'm going into my sack.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Your cereal sack. I'm gonna start writing my own jingles
for it. Scottie's Cereal seck Bump.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Now that is.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
An in flight. There's no box.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Listen to what happened today.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
So I had the cereals that I wanted, and I
went into my basement at four o'clock this morning and
I had no cinnamon toast crunch. So I had to
stop at the gas station down the street, and all
they had was these single serve cups. So I chipped out,
why it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same it's
the same cereal. It's just in a cup.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I what is going on with you right now?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So using one percent milk, I'm sorry, but it's supermarket milk.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I love supermarket milk.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, market milk. It's not there's no brand or anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I just can't believe you brought like the in flight.
Here's the to go cereal cup.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Why it's the same cereal and it's branded. It's General Mills.
It's not like you know, it's some no name multimeal
cinnamon squares.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I completely forgot cinnamon Toa's crunch cereal. It's one of
my favorites.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It is delicious.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, so do you have your spoon?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No, hold anything to me. What the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's mister Wendell. No you don't know the song? Go ahead, No, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Did I play too much?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
How much do I have to play?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Just all right. Here we go, sit there with Tod's
crunch and.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Smell is delicious crunch. We don't say that until the end.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh yeah, five ball. Although it does taste a little
plastic because of the container it's in.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
For the plastic, it goes down to four balls in
a spoom. But if it wasn't in this to go
plastic cup that contaminated it, it would be five balls.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh, it does have a weird taste to it, but
it's because of this. I'm going to give it four balls.
Four balls.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You're an idiot. Why this is a delicious cereal but there's.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No marshmallows in it. You can't move right, all right?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So now when you think cinnamon square cereal, what else
comes to mind?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Checks?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, we'll do checks.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not looking forward to this one.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Why Cuz right now is going to be the battle
of cinnamon squares, checks and Life. So there's Cinnamon Life
and Cinnamon Checks.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Still advertising Hotel Transylvania three, which came out last year.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Stop looking at this, stop looking at this stuff on
the box.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I can't because I want to know what gross old
cereal is.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's not old.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I love Life cereal. So I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Let's do cinnamon checks first, since you gave that one.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Okay, sorry, I know you have to go, Andrew, you
have some other podcasts that you do and you have
to leave.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So yeah, make this really quick. Make sure you all
tune into Life and Spanglish with Carolina Bermudez and Henry Germany.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
There'll be a guest on this podcast one day.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
All right, here we go, cinnamon checks, and I don't
think I've ever had cinnamon checks before. I've had lots
of checks varieties, but not cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Do you know what's weird? Tell me cinnamon gum, ultra cinnamony,
cinnamon cereals, not that cinnamony.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, you can't really overload cereals with cinnamon. That's delicious.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm happy it doesn't taste like cinnamon gum, like big
red imagine it's like gumd cereal. Oh god, that would
be the nastiest thing. All right, cinnamon checks, it'd smell yes,
two three.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
H you just spit on the microphone. Oh gum, what's
the matter on the mic Wait, here's a napkin? Hold on, eh, wait,
what's the matter.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It just tastes so bland.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is it not sweet enough?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
To be honest? It kind of tastes like cat food.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
When have you eaten cod food?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm just it's smells like cat food. It tastes like
cat food, like my grandma had cats, and like the
dry like cat food. This is what it tastes like.
I don't like this. This gets two bowls.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I don't think it's sweet enough.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's nasty.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's not nasty, yeah, but maybe just going off the
cinnamon toast crunch. It's not sweet enough.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's the problem. We shouldn't start with sweet first.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, that's your job. My job is to sit here
learn things about cereal and apparently old ninety songs and
TV shows.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Two bowls and a spoon for me, Yeah, all right,
it's all right, little more sugar, please, marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You know, marshmallows do not work in cinnamon. They just don't.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You just said cinnamon toa's crunch. Youd have marshmallows, but.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It just doesn't. It wouldn't work. No, they don't. They
don't mesh. Well they don't.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
They're not friends.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, all right, Cinnamon Life from Quaker.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But what date is it? When? When did you buy
this box? It's like said, Hotel Transylvania three came out
last year.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Listen to me, cereal is good for months and months
and months. I just haven't gotten to this one yet.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm still disturbed.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And guys, if you're listening right now, Hotel Transylvania three
now on video on.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Demand and on VHS and on.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Get it on a laser disc.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You know what, It's quite possible they don't even make
Cinnamon Life anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
They probably don't.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Okay, and let me tell you what I love about
the cinnamon Life. It's a little thinner than the checks
and you can actually see the sugar granules in the middle.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I love Life Cereal.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I do too because of the sugar granules in the middle. Here,
look at them first before I milk it up.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Wow, those are great sugar grandy. I'm excited for this.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm gonna call you Mikey as soon as you eat this.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Why, oh no, Mikey the Life kid. Yes, okay, right,
so it's Life Cereal.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, cinnamon and sugar in it. There's no cinnonym but
there's cinnamon and sugar.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I taste the sugar, not the cinnamym.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Then you say it, what he likes it?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Why do you always do this to me?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But I like it? So you say it, No, I
like it. You said you didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, I'm saying it just tastes like Life Cereal.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You like it? Yeah, he likes it.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, this whole episode is you just saying things I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That is wonderful.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Do you remember the song from the nineties?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
How do you not remember? I was four Scott.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yes, but you live in a world of pop culture.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Do you remember this commercial from nineteen eighty four, that's
when Lloyd or Floyd or Wendel was the Cinnamon Life spokesman. No,
I wasn't born. Yeah, but my parents weren't even married.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
But all these things live on forever on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm sorry on Google old Cereal commercials.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I see you continuing to eat it. So you did
like it?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah? I do this gots three bowls and a spoon
from me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay, I love it good and I will give it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
The only bad part I will say is that the
Life the Cinnamon part. Yeah, on the Life Cereal kind
of looks like a poop street.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It does. Look at that one when the milk hits it.
It totally does.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It looks like skid marks.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't look at my sugary the when I eat it,
So who cares what I look at?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Is that like a personal preference?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah? Did I rate it? No? Three bowls and a
spoon for Cinnamon Life, Thanks Quaker.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So we gave it the same thing?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah? Yeah, you know how We're gonna wrap this episode up.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
With another reference to something I don't know, really cancel,
what's gonna be Weal tells you, what's Saia Jelan Night?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Did you know the original because that was Michael Jackson.
You know, Thriller.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm not dumb nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Or so, I'm not dumb. I just don't know references
to Wendell who was.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
The Cinema toast crunch baker. No one knows that cinnamon
toast crunch ding. That's really cool for you.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
All right, Well, I don't know if we're friends anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Next week we're going to review kicks. Do you know
who the original berry was? His name was mister Berry.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You're close. That wasn't his name?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
The berry had a name?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, it didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
But next time we're actually going to Uh, it was
the other option that we had.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
So we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
The breakfast pastry challenge. I want that and you might
not like it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
A cinnamon cereal in there.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm not gonna go any further. You're just gonna have
to listen. Oh, we're doing these twice a week now. Yes,
so these brand new episodes are gonna be posted on
Mondays and Fridays.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes, And I'm saying it's hashtag more milk Mondays.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I don't understand what that means.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't. It's it's trendy. It's a hashtag. Kids love hashtags.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But what does it mean that you'd have to be
asking for more milk?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
More milk mondays?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, how about another podcast?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It's a thing. It's a thing Monday, it's a thing,
more milk Mondays. Yeah, well then well then you come
up with something for Mondays.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
There's no other Cereal thing that's m M mondays Mondays.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, I don't like that more milk. What's Friday?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Someone tweet us and let us know what.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Should our f Fridays be? And if you like more
milk Mondays, make sure you use hashtag more milk mondays.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I'm not a fan on Twitter. We are serial killers
PC that's Cereal with a C. Thank you very much
for following us. We hit two hundred after this.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Should people find this podcast, they could.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Find it if you subscribe.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Oh wait a minute, they already fund it because they're listening.
What should they do once they do find it?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Andrew, Well, this is your first episode listening. Because we
can't just be ruling out people that may have just
found us.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
So if you found us great welcome. Hit the subscribe
button on I Tunes or the podcast stap. If you're
listening this way, you're subscribed. Whenever we release new episodes,
they get right to you.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The life gets shoggy really quick.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I love that about it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So yeah, the check still holds its Crunch, but too bad.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I didn't like the checks because tastes like cab food.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Well we should go now.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
But if you want hit subscribe, you get new episodes.
You just get a little alert. You don't even have
to worry about tuning in. I actually just subscribe to
our own podcast because I.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Call it fifteen Happy Kin Sennara to you too, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Happy King Signiorra to you too, Scott. So yeah, hit that,
oh yeah, and make sure you like and comment and
give us five stars.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You don't have to give us five stars if you
don't think it's five star worthy. Scott, this could be
a piece of crap for all we know.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Why would you say this right now?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
We'll see in a few days. Until then, Crunch, you're
a dick.
Hey, Andrew, Hey Scottie.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, what episode number is this?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
X V fourteen fifteen? Oh that's right, V is a five.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Uh it's our kids in yellow.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh my goodness, look who we got. Listen?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
This is Serial Killers?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You like that? There's a little too sinister, like we
might actually kill someone.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Now, I'm a little terrified.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I don't know if we stacks. Can you lighten that
up a little bit? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
So here's welcome to episode fifteen. I texted Andrew last
time and said that we can do one of two.
We can either do Battle of the Cinnamon Squares or
we can do the Disgusting Pastry serial Challenge. So I
think we're going to do the Battle of the Cereal
Squares this morning. The Cinnamon Squares.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, because Gandhi was going to join us for that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Now she's not gonna eat cinnamon. Excluded her because she
hates cinnamon. Stop looking at your phone. We're gonna do
this till we're done.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, So why are you so abusive to me? I'm not,
but you just need to looking at another man asking
for cereal?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
All right, Well I'm going to take your phone away,
all right, So I'm gonna give you a hint as
to what the very first one. There were only going
to be two in this episode, but I had to
add a third one because there's one cinnamon square cereal
that pops into mind when you say cinnamon square cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It is what is cinnamones? Bakers, Where's breakfast?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And I'm on Tom's Corn. You have to help us
bake before you take a taste.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And you need to have to do that.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Man is your shakers, Bakers, It's the cereal with the
delicious taste of homemade cinnamon toast.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A toasty player on a complete breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Bacon tastes on Tom's Now the lead baker. Can you
guess his name?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Why would you ask me that?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
His name was Wendell? And there wed there were.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Three bakers in the original commercials in the eighties. Cinemato's
Crunch was introduced in nineteen eighty four, and there were
three bakers in the commercial, and Wendell was the standout
star because later in the eighties they got rid of
the other two and it was just Wendell. And then
he disappeared by like nineteen ninety because kids were like,
what you.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Hyped that up so much? Like I was getting ready
for you to be like, oh, yeah, it's ex famous actor,
but instead you're like, it's Wendell.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Did you want me to start playing mister Wendell who
from arrested development. All right, so let's get going and
we'll eat some cereal. Now, don't make fun of me.
I'm going into my sack.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Your cereal sack. I'm gonna start writing my own jingles
for it. Scottie's Cereal seck Bump.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Now that is.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
An in flight. There's no box.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Listen to what happened today.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
So I had the cereals that I wanted, and I
went into my basement at four o'clock this morning and
I had no cinnamon toast crunch. So I had to
stop at the gas station down the street, and all
they had was these single serve cups. So I chipped out,
why it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same it's
the same cereal. It's just in a cup.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I what is going on with you right now?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So using one percent milk, I'm sorry, but it's supermarket milk.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I love supermarket milk.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, market milk. It's not there's no brand or anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I just can't believe you brought like the in flight.
Here's the to go cereal cup.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Why it's the same cereal and it's branded. It's General Mills.
It's not like you know, it's some no name multimeal
cinnamon squares.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I completely forgot cinnamon Toa's crunch cereal. It's one of
my favorites.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It is delicious.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, so do you have your spoon?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No, hold anything to me. What the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's mister Wendell. No you don't know the song? Go ahead, No, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Did I play too much?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
How much do I have to play?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Just all right. Here we go, sit there with Tod's
crunch and.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Smell is delicious crunch. We don't say that until the end.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh yeah, five ball. Although it does taste a little
plastic because of the container it's in.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
For the plastic, it goes down to four balls in
a spoom. But if it wasn't in this to go
plastic cup that contaminated it, it would be five balls.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh, it does have a weird taste to it, but
it's because of this. I'm going to give it four balls.
Four balls.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You're an idiot. Why this is a delicious cereal but there's.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No marshmallows in it. You can't move right, all right?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So now when you think cinnamon square cereal, what else
comes to mind?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Checks?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, we'll do checks.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not looking forward to this one.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Why Cuz right now is going to be the battle
of cinnamon squares, checks and Life. So there's Cinnamon Life
and Cinnamon Checks.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Still advertising Hotel Transylvania three, which came out last year.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Stop looking at this, stop looking at this stuff on
the box.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I can't because I want to know what gross old
cereal is.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's not old.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I love Life cereal. So I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Let's do cinnamon checks first, since you gave that one.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Okay, sorry, I know you have to go, Andrew, you
have some other podcasts that you do and you have
to leave.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So yeah, make this really quick. Make sure you all
tune into Life and Spanglish with Carolina Bermudez and Henry Germany.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
There'll be a guest on this podcast one day.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
All right, here we go, cinnamon checks, and I don't
think I've ever had cinnamon checks before. I've had lots
of checks varieties, but not cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Do you know what's weird? Tell me cinnamon gum, ultra cinnamony,
cinnamon cereals, not that cinnamony.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, you can't really overload cereals with cinnamon. That's delicious.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm happy it doesn't taste like cinnamon gum, like big
red imagine it's like gumd cereal. Oh god, that would
be the nastiest thing. All right, cinnamon checks, it'd smell yes,
two three.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
H you just spit on the microphone. Oh gum, what's
the matter on the mic Wait, here's a napkin? Hold on, eh, wait,
what's the matter.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It just tastes so bland.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is it not sweet enough?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
To be honest? It kind of tastes like cat food.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
When have you eaten cod food?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm just it's smells like cat food. It tastes like
cat food, like my grandma had cats, and like the
dry like cat food. This is what it tastes like.
I don't like this. This gets two bowls.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I don't think it's sweet enough.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's nasty.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's not nasty, yeah, but maybe just going off the
cinnamon toast crunch. It's not sweet enough.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's the problem. We shouldn't start with sweet first.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, that's your job. My job is to sit here
learn things about cereal and apparently old ninety songs and
TV shows.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Two bowls and a spoon for me, Yeah, all right,
it's all right, little more sugar, please, marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You know, marshmallows do not work in cinnamon. They just don't.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You just said cinnamon toa's crunch. Youd have marshmallows, but.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It just doesn't. It wouldn't work. No, they don't. They
don't mesh. Well they don't.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
They're not friends.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, all right, Cinnamon Life from Quaker.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But what date is it? When? When did you buy
this box? It's like said, Hotel Transylvania three came out
last year.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Listen to me, cereal is good for months and months
and months. I just haven't gotten to this one yet.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm still disturbed.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And guys, if you're listening right now, Hotel Transylvania three
now on video on.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Demand and on VHS and on.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Get it on a laser disc.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You know what, It's quite possible they don't even make
Cinnamon Life anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
They probably don't.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Okay, and let me tell you what I love about
the cinnamon Life. It's a little thinner than the checks
and you can actually see the sugar granules in the middle.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I love Life Cereal.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I do too because of the sugar granules in the middle. Here,
look at them first before I milk it up.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Wow, those are great sugar grandy. I'm excited for this.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm gonna call you Mikey as soon as you eat this.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Why, oh no, Mikey the Life kid. Yes, okay, right,
so it's Life Cereal.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, cinnamon and sugar in it. There's no cinnonym but
there's cinnamon and sugar.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I taste the sugar, not the cinnamym.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Then you say it, what he likes it?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Why do you always do this to me?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But I like it? So you say it, No, I
like it. You said you didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, I'm saying it just tastes like Life Cereal.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You like it? Yeah, he likes it.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, this whole episode is you just saying things I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That is wonderful.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Do you remember the song from the nineties?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
How do you not remember? I was four Scott.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yes, but you live in a world of pop culture.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Do you remember this commercial from nineteen eighty four, that's
when Lloyd or Floyd or Wendel was the Cinnamon Life spokesman. No,
I wasn't born. Yeah, but my parents weren't even married.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
But all these things live on forever on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm sorry on Google old Cereal commercials.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I see you continuing to eat it. So you did
like it?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah? I do this gots three bowls and a spoon
from me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay, I love it good and I will give it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
The only bad part I will say is that the
Life the Cinnamon part. Yeah, on the Life Cereal kind
of looks like a poop street.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It does. Look at that one when the milk hits it.
It totally does.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It looks like skid marks.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't look at my sugary the when I eat it,
So who cares what I look at?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Is that like a personal preference?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah? Did I rate it? No? Three bowls and a
spoon for Cinnamon Life, Thanks Quaker.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So we gave it the same thing?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah? Yeah, you know how We're gonna wrap this episode up.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
With another reference to something I don't know, really cancel,
what's gonna be Weal tells you, what's Saia Jelan Night?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Did you know the original because that was Michael Jackson.
You know, Thriller.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm not dumb nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Or so, I'm not dumb. I just don't know references
to Wendell who was.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
The Cinema toast crunch baker. No one knows that cinnamon
toast crunch ding. That's really cool for you.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
All right, Well, I don't know if we're friends anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Next week we're going to review kicks. Do you know
who the original berry was? His name was mister Berry.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
You're close. That wasn't his name?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
The berry had a name?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, it didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
But next time we're actually going to Uh, it was
the other option that we had.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
So we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
The breakfast pastry challenge. I want that and you might
not like it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
A cinnamon cereal in there.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm not gonna go any further. You're just gonna have
to listen. Oh, we're doing these twice a week now. Yes,
so these brand new episodes are gonna be posted on
Mondays and Fridays.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes, And I'm saying it's hashtag more milk Mondays.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I don't understand what that means.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't. It's it's trendy. It's a hashtag. Kids love hashtags.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But what does it mean that you'd have to be
asking for more milk?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
More milk mondays?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, how about another podcast?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It's a thing. It's a thing Monday, it's a thing,
more milk Mondays. Yeah, well then well then you come
up with something for Mondays.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
There's no other Cereal thing that's m M mondays Mondays.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, I don't like that more milk. What's Friday?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Someone tweet us and let us know what.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Should our f Fridays be? And if you like more
milk Mondays, make sure you use hashtag more milk mondays.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I'm not a fan on Twitter. We are serial killers
PC that's Cereal with a C. Thank you very much
for following us. We hit two hundred after this.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Should people find this podcast, they could.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Find it if you subscribe.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Oh wait a minute, they already fund it because they're listening.
What should they do once they do find it?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Andrew, Well, this is your first episode listening. Because we
can't just be ruling out people that may have just
found us.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
So if you found us great welcome. Hit the subscribe
button on I Tunes or the podcast stap. If you're
listening this way, you're subscribed. Whenever we release new episodes,
they get right to you.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The life gets shoggy really quick.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I love that about it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So yeah, the check still holds its Crunch, but too bad.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I didn't like the checks because tastes like cab food.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Well we should go now.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
But if you want hit subscribe, you get new episodes.
You just get a little alert. You don't even have
to worry about tuning in. I actually just subscribe to
our own podcast because I.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Call it fifteen Happy Kin Sennara to you too, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Happy King Signiorra to you too, Scott. So yeah, hit that,
oh yeah, and make sure you like and comment and
give us five stars.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You don't have to give us five stars if you
don't think it's five star worthy. Scott, this could be
a piece of crap for all we know.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Why would you say this right now?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
We'll see in a few days. Until then, Crunch, you're
a dick.
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