July 11, 2022 • 26 mins
We’re a week late with the patriotic cereal, but just found this red, white & blue Cap’n Crunch Hero Crunch…and it’s awesome! Then on to the listener supplied, novelty Booty O’s! After that, we end the show on a sour note, with some horrific granola from Purely Elizabeth.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are we good? Andy? Yeah, I'm good. Are you good?
I'm fine. I'm not fine. I'm so stressed because we're
recordings before vacation starts for the show. I don't have
nobody knows on vacation, on vacation, and I'm just I'm
just pressed. Can you push a start? Please? Thank you?
(00:21):
Anything will work. Let's do do it?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Just press Okay, he's doing it there and Scott.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And think some new ones and some old stop it
just come over here. Please Welcome to Serial Killers. Today's Monday,
July eleventh. Yeah, how's it going? Andy kimpon? O? Great? Good?
A plus good. Well, there's something about this particular episode
(01:10):
that upsets me because the cereal that I want to
do first we really should have done last week. And
Virgil I fourth, yes and as they say, my bad, Okay,
what's going on? I'm just you know, why don't you
be like my kids for the summer and go tech
free and just flip it over and just let it be.
Your kids are not going tech free. They are My
(01:31):
daughter's away for the month. Yeah, they'll not bringing a
cell phone. She is, but it's only for emergencies and
my little one. They're not allowed to have phones in camp.
So that's it. No, no phones that you know of, No,
it's at home. Just wait, just wait, i'mkay, they'll access tech.
Are they bringing a CD player or anything to listen
to music? CD player at camp? But there when they're
on like playing volleyball, Yeah, they're gonna listen to a
(01:54):
CD player. One of those kids is bringing something in
an iPod. Well on a ball chat. I'm sure, like
three weeks from now or whatever, You'll be like, Andy,
you'll never believe it. We got a message from kooper Villa,
some type of flip a jabber electronic. Wouldn't you believe it?
And I'll say, wow, shocked. Well, I mean, was not away.
(02:16):
She's just in camp. She's not leaving with day camp too.
It is, but it's a soh okay okay, so tech
free summer, Yes, yeah, so tech free summer. And you're
making it seem like because she's going to day camp
the small part of the day. She goes to day
camp without small bart. She's out the door at eight
and she doesn't get home until almost five o'clock, and
then it's dinner time and she's not gonna have herself
(02:38):
on it at all. We're not allowing any apps this summer. Okay,
we'll see how this goes. Okay, stay tuned, serial Killers fans.
We're trying. Yeah, you know, I appreciate it. I don't
think kids should be having this much technology. If I'm
being honest, the summer should be playtime outside, active, running around.
I agree. Being with your friends, I agree, not chatting
with them. Chatting yeah, well wait, chatting, yes, like this, yeah,
(03:02):
but not as they might say, chat with your friends.
I r L in real life. Look at that anyway.
So here we are, and again, I wanted to do
this cereal last Monday, but I didn't have it yet. Okay,
I would venture out to Dollar General again because I'm desperately.
(03:24):
I'm so sorry to cut you off, but I thought
of something. Yes, do you want to sign up for
a five K If it's on Long Island? Sure? Yeah, really,
I found one where on Long Island. Well, Long Island's
a big island. I'll get those details later, but I mean,
if it's like mon talk, no it's far. Oh no,
I'm not driving all the way in a month, that's right. Run.
But yeah, I'll sign this up. Okay, I'd rather do
(03:45):
a bikeathon. But if I'll do I'm just telling you
from now that hurts my cratch heart. You have to
have the right seat and you have to wear the
right underwear. Yeah, that's the one time where I like
to wear almost tidy whities that really hold them in. Yeah,
that'd be fun if we ran to though, I would
do that, Yeah, I would. I would absolutely do that.
I rang yesterday. It was really great. Maybe we could
podcast live as we run, Scott, what are we doing anyway?
(04:10):
So there's only two Dollar Generals anywhere within like a
forty mile radius of my house, and I went to
them because I'm trying to find the elusive Dollar General
exclusive peanut butter chocolate checks. Some cereal podcasts have had them,
but we have not had any luck finding them. And
I refuse to pay seventy two dollars for a box
on eBay. Absolutely not. So while I was there looking
(04:33):
for this elusive box of checks, I did find another
Dollar General exclusive from Captain Crunch. Dude, he just keeps
banging him out here, Crunch Hero Crunch. So it's just
star shapes maybe maybe not, we know it. Both is okay.
But last week we did the Superman and wonderful. Yeah, man,
(04:53):
and they were a little different. Girl one wonder girl
actually was on the box, right, Who should I cut
this out and send this to your house via the mail?
What is Dear Scottie? Thank you for being my hero.
Your incredible dedication to Cereal is something that I truly admire.
Love Andy, That's what I would cut out and send
(05:14):
to you. I salute you, Andrew. Okay, like the Captain
does on the front, Yeah, Cappin, Cappin. He's evil in
my Avengers movie, remember, Yeah, So anyway, I don't know
he has friends. Yes, he has the whole crew of them, Smedley,
and but these are just copy offs of like old
cartoon characters. No, no, no, look at them. That looks
like it's from like it's from the seventies. Yes, this
(05:36):
was his crew, really, it was he. They were part
of the commercials all the time. Oh I do you
remember Drunk Captain. We used to play the Drunk Captain commercial. Yes,
And they were always Smedley, you know, they were all
in there. He was the elephant. Is Smedley the peanut
He's not here though. Smedley's a guy that likes the
peanut butter crunch anyway, could we eat it? Yeah, I'm ready.
(05:57):
I don't think it's gonna taste like Captain Crunk. I
have not had breakfast today. I've only had this coffee,
so I'm starting to get the uh you know when
you overcaf it, when you're caffeinated but you don't have
food in your stomach. It creates that weird balance that
you're like, God, damn it. Oh lord, the bag tor,
Oh lord, I hate that. You know what I'm going
(06:17):
to add to this box, the curse button you know
on like reality shows when it's like you mother, babe.
I'm gonna add that. So this way, if you want
to curse, we can beat people out. I'm gonna have
to tell you something. I have a feeling that these
are very very similar to the superberry. No, this smells
like berries. This is just crunchberries. Yeah, but that was
berry also, I know. But look I'm pointing to it.
(06:39):
Yeah see I can see. Actually you're pointing to the
right box. Yeah, not the one that's folded up there.
And everybody, by the way, I know, like I said
they would, So I went it was right. I went
out and bought an entire container of milk for what. Well,
first of all, we're gonna run out of this. There's
not enough. There's not enough for the whole episode. That's
why I asked for it. And also, do you know
(06:59):
what a quart of milk is? No, you don't know
what a quart of milk. Yeah, that's the little one. Yeah,
that's like the half. I figure everyone here drinks the milk. Anyway,
we have we have a milk snatcher as we're recording.
This is only really two days left before no one's here. Please,
it'll get finished. That fine. I put it in my coffee.
You're a cereal pusher. You're ready. They're red, white, and
blue stars in Captain crunch Hero crunch from Dollar General
(07:22):
sweetened corn and oat cereal. All right, mm hmm cunchberry
pretty much five ball. It does tear up your mouth. Yeah,
I love it. It's pretty good. Where's my notepad? Oh? Yeah again.
I don't know if it's just because I'm really hungry,
but this is so good. I love crunchberry. This is
(07:45):
crunchberry to you. It's not just to me. This is
this is the same exact thing. If you look up
a box of crunchberries. I wonder if it's the exact same,
all of it. Witch box. I don't know. Do you
have a box of it? There actually is one, yeah, somewhere,
but they're old. I won't make you eat no, no, no,
(08:07):
just leave it. I don't want you to have to
eat that. I want ingredients. All these are same thing.
No Excel would have more things because it's bigger. I
like this. I'm giving it four bowls. I give it
five because I love crenchberry pretty good. I can't believe.
I can't imagine that the blue coloring is natural at all,
but whatever, Yeah, but the red is this is good.
(08:28):
Can you help the gang hook up the right hose?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hm, oh my god? Is it here a doctor? I
don't understand that the little kid is a doctor. They're heroes.
Can you please tell me what the little mirrored thing
is that they wear on like doctor shows. What is
that thing and what is it? Is it supposed to
look as the patient you are. You supposed to have
a look into it, and it's the mirror so you
can see the insides of you. I don't like that.
(08:55):
Like I was in the dentist not long ago and
there's a mirror above me. I don't want to see.
She's like, look at this, it's I don't want to
see that. A head mirror is a simple diagnostic device
worn by physicians, but less so in recent decades because
they've become obsolete. But what is it for? To see?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The head mirror is an excellent method for illuminating the
nasal and oral cavity and mirror for indirect layeringl you
know what it is. It's before they would have had
like headlights if they needed it. So it was reflecting
the light in the room up into your nose so
they could see up in there. Let me tell you
before they had those lights. Yeah, how many people were
misdiagnosed from the mirror? Oh my god? Absolutely, things were
(09:33):
backwards right Well, I mean it didn't matter, but whatever,
all it was was just a light for them. So
all right, that was good. That was pretty good. Now
next up, I have this bag behind me. I'm kind
of debating because people have been sending us stuff. Yeah,
the last couple of days, Paul just sent us a
nice box of stuff. But I think I'm gonna wait
on that. Okay, this is a cereal that I said
(09:55):
we were not going to do probably a year or
more ago, maybe two years ago, it came out and
I'm like, no, we're not doing that novelty. We're not
doing novelty crap. I know what this one is. Yeah.
At this point though, if it's Cereal, I guess we
have to do it. Yeah, you know, but those that
the pop whatever one goes, the fun go pops, It's like,
we're not doing those because all it is just whatever.
(10:16):
I guess if we get someone, we'll do it because
it's cereal. Yeah, And I feel like a lot of
listeners send us those things. And because we've had such
a staunch stand on it, if not eating them, yeah,
I think now people can if we say, oh yeah,
we actually reviewed it and it's terrible, it will only
be aiding our listeners. I'm gonna tell you why I'm
relaxing that requirement because we're running out of cereals, because
(10:38):
we're running out of new serials old cereals. There can
only be so many old cereals, Andrew, once we run
through them, there are no more old cereals. Yeah, so
then we have to start doing the store brands and
the and the novelty crap and whatever. So this Cereal
was sent to us by a listener, and I do
have to apologize, because here's the thing. What listeners will do.
(11:00):
They will DM me on Instagram us sorry, but I
check it and it'll say, hey, have you tried this?
And it's a picture okay, And so what happens is
I'll be like, no, can you please send it? And
they send it and we don't get to it for
a week or two or three, and by the time
I go back to look at said picture in my DMS,
the picture it doesn't exist anymore. You can't look at
(11:20):
it anymore because you can only see it, I guess
for a certain amount of time. Oh so, I don't
know who sent us this, and I apologize because they
specially went and they ordered it on Amazon and they
probably spent a lot of money on it. And my
sincere apologies that I do not know which listener sent
this to us. However, I'm pretty sure as soon as
we post this, it'll be right there in the DM
and it'll say that was me, and then we'll make
(11:41):
sure to thank you in a follow up episode. We'll try. Yay,
I'll forget so many people I know. When serial killer shirts,
we really have to do a merch line. We have them,
just buy them, I know. But if we just sell
out the ones we have, then we can get more
cool stuff. People don't want the ones that are I mean,
that's your color, you that's yuck. You designed the people
(12:02):
like the logo. They just don't want to vibrate yellow shirt.
Let's sell white shirts that have the nice little logo.
I'm sure they'll go. Let's sell some hats that'll be fun.
Bootyo about this with Carla and Anthony on the podcast Cuckoo.
How's their store? Booty O's you? Oh, there it is,
but it's almost vacation and Scott's ready to go home.
What vacation? Why do you guys say this? Somebody has
(12:24):
to work and guess who it is? This guy plus
the fact by the time, plus the fact, by the
time this is on my hand, I wanted you to
stop for a second. By the time this airs, that
will all be over anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
So this is a Wube Cereal bootyos. I haven't followed
the WWE since it changed to WWE from WWF. Okay,
(12:49):
you gotta stop with the w's. World Wrestling Federation was
my jam once it changed. I was like, Eh, it's
all bs. Now we are stone called Steve Boston that
he was I was before that, you were before I
was missed a wonderful pol Paul Orndorf and the Iron
Chiccha and uh you know you know all those guys. Yeah, yeah,
Nikolai Volkoff, although today he'd be shunned. Yeah why Russian, Yeah,
(13:13):
he was a Russian guy. He would sing the Russian
national anthem, I know, with the tank for a tank. Yeah,
he'd come in on a tank. Maybe they redid the
character in recent history, but yeah, they have someone who
comes in with the tank. Huh. Interesting, Yeah, hul Cogan
all those those days. Yeah, eighties. I went to a
steel cage match at Nasau Coliseum and that's back in
the day when they would cut their heads open with
razor blades. That was craziness. I saw. That's where I saw.
(13:37):
I saw Randy Savage's first match there. Oh, Randy macho
man Savage. No wame he's dead, I know. Yeah, he
snapped into too many slim gyms. Okay. There's a lot
of really great uh Ani biographies on w w E.
I love them, and they're so fascinating to learn about
these wrestlers. Jake the Snake of Roberts. Oh, no, I
(13:58):
like the guy with the big beer, Jim the Anvil Nightheart. No,
he's so nice. Oh he'll Billy James fit or something.
I see that again. He wore like half a face mask.
That's after me. Oh my gosh. He's on cameo two
and he was just his biography he seems so And
he's the sock puppet. I'm Andre the Giant. I'm eighties man,
sock puppet, eightiesl Mick Foley, MiG Nick now Mick, Mick Mick.
(14:23):
I don't know Josh Coast boy. Josh is really big anyway.
Should we do the puffins, the ones that he brought.
I refuse to do them. Why because the bag has
been open for weeks, it has like this much left.
I'm not I won't do it. I'm sorry. We need
a fresh new box. If anybody wants to send this
peanut butter puffins, fresh new box will do it anyway.
So I already yet of cereal. Oh someone gave us
a cereal. It's not enough cereal and I'm over it.
(14:45):
So let me ask you a question. If we opened
up a package that was shipped and delivered from our listener,
and the boxes opened. The bag is wide open, it's
from and his apartment is exactly there's like an eighth
of the box of cereal left. I would not eat that.
I'm sorry. I don't know you have roaches in your apartment.
I'm not eating open box stuff. God anyway, So, I
(15:06):
don't know who these guys are because I'm not big
into the WWE, but I'm guessing I don't know. The
big E is one of them, right, you see the
big guy in the front there. Yeah, maybe Joshua know better.
But make your own booty corn mass so their unicorns.
I should have done some more research on these guys.
You want me to get them? Nah? Basically this is
(15:27):
going to be Lucky Charms, A perfect way to start
the new day, made with one positivity. If they only
knew the show that was, you know, showcasing them. Oh,
but it does. We're full of positivity, actual cereal included.
I mean, they're trying to be funny. It looks like
Lucky Charms. It looks like it's going to taste like
Lucky Charms. Yeah, no, I shake, I shook it already. No,
(15:48):
I was gonna play the commercial. We'll try it right
after this. Why don't I get to make the commercial sounds?
And we're back? Yes? How was that? Hole? Andy? You
would say the same thing every time you aren't? Ye? Yeah, no,
what episode? I actually I texted you from uh this this,
this is just terrible. I'm not even gonna try. I
(16:10):
almost actually reached for it, and I knew you would
be like, get you a grebby puse off of this.
It's a terrible design. It's just terrible. Well that's the
cash grab cereal for you, stupid h It smells like plastic. Hm.
Not looking forward to this wind. Are we doing a
bull chat after this? Yeah? We are? Okay, guys, we
(16:31):
were probably gonna take off a boll chat. Oh yeah,
oh we did already. No, No, no, no, we didn't. No,
we did not. Next week there won't be one. No,
because this is July eleventh, remember, Oh yeah, sorry, like
a week or two ago, we missed one. Yeah, maybe both,
who knows. We appreciate you, guys. We just don't take
breaks and sometimes you know it's nice and we know
you guys understand and we we love you for that.
(16:51):
Thank you. I don't think they do. Understand. I think
they do because those shows take breaks. You say this
all the time. I know, because what TV show have
you watched that straight through? Even Jeopardy takes breaks. Oh
you saw her, That's why you said Jeopardy. But if
most most podcasts you can just record for weeks in advance,
and that's why they have bank them. That's why they
have seasons and nobody does daily. It's weekly. It smells
(17:15):
like Lucky Charms, but I don't know what's gonna happen. Okay, Well,
there was like a film on the spoon from that
Captain crunch Ready. The marshmallows are very small. Hm hm,
you know it's Lucky Charms ish the the not marshmallow parts,
(17:37):
I mean the cereal. Yeah, it's okay, I give it
four balls, Booty a four.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
S mm hmmm, uh hold on, I'll give it four
as well.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
It's pretty good. Again, it's a novelty thing. You really
can't find them in any stores, and if you do,
you find them in like one of those candy type store,
like it's sugar or one of those candy places, and
it's probably really expensive. So yeah, not worth it. Well,
it's it's it's decent. Go buy Lucky Charms. Go buy
yourself a three foot dollar box a Lucky Trick exactly. So,
(18:16):
by the way, you know, it kind of annoyed me
a couple of weeks ago at Shop Right, and I
love Shopright, don't get me wrong. But they had all
the big G cereals that's what they call them, big
G General mills, and it was it was all. It
was like all the it was all the Core ones,
all the Core sugar ones.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It was Golden Grams and Cocoa Puffs and Cinnamonta's Crunch
and whatever and all of them except Lucky Charms Tricks
the whole nine yards, huh. And they were a dollar
forty nine a box, which is insane. But Cooper of
course wanted Lucky Charms, the only one not on sale,
so her box was five dollars and forty nine cents.
That's not like you get the multimeal knockoff, I guess. Anyway,
(18:56):
let's do another one. Okay, I'm hungry. Yeah still, you
want to do some granola? Yeah yeah, yeah? What are
the options? Granola? Granola? I have two granolas from from Target.
I want granola to the second one. Yeah, granola to
the granola in. That's a new one. So I have
(19:19):
to do the one that I'm not sure how long
it's been out. Oh no, oh no, this is not okay.
You know what, Fine, we'll do this one. It's healthy,
it's Catalina crunch. It is not Catalina crunch. It looks
like the thing is. Carla Marie was supposed to be
on this episode. Yeah, that she bailed on us so
because she'd rather be with her family than us, which
I don't really understand, but that's cool. So I bought
this one with you and Carla Marie in mind, because
(19:42):
I saw it in the store and you thought healthy,
keto vegan, No, I thought hemp. So, uh, this is
this is This is purely Elizabeth. We've had one of
these before and we really really didn't like it. But
blueberry hemp sounded interesting to me. Salty, sweet, crunchy clusters
blueberry hemp made with organic quene, wa amaranth and chia,
(20:06):
delicious taste and nutrient dense ingredients. Six grams of added sugar,
sweetened with coconut sugar and baked with coconut oil, Gluten free,
non GMO, ancient grains. I love the term ancient greens.
It just cracks me up every time. It makes it
seem like they've been around for a very long time,
like with dinosaurs. You know, the dinosaurs ate them and
(20:27):
poop them out, and then they got replanted in ancient
grain and now we're eating them. Where is this? What
are you doing? Playing this for you? Oh? These are
big old clusters.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
They're right. I do care, and I'm greatly concerned about
the epidemic use of drugs by school age children. Sports figures,
especially hockey players, who are so respected by our young.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
People sounds so young, can help lead the way.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
In our fight to defeat drug abuse. Okay, I'm so
pleased NHL players like Wayne Gretzky, like bass yep I
joined this effort. Together, we'll make a great team.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yes we will.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Together, we'll win this what.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You're talking about, Nancy, Together will win this fight. How's
that going, Nancy? I'm about to eat him cereal? Nancy?
Oh sorry, former first Lady Nancy. Oh you are what
you eat, Andrew. That's what it says. Yeah, so enjoy
she'd be ashamed. Follow the eighty twenty rule. Eighty percent
of the time be your healthiest self twenty percent of
the time, indulge guilt free. I like that. I don't
(21:31):
love the seeds in this. I did the chung, the clusters.
They're just too big. This is gonna be this is
gonna cut the roof of my mouth up. It doesn't
even say himp anywhere though. I don't understand that. They're
just trying to Oh it's mo delicious though, They just
trying to be cool. I think we've liked this break before. No, no,
I didn't, But I remember Purely Elizabeth was pure crap.
If I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, I'll apologize. He look, yes,
(21:54):
please go ahead. Serial Killers pc dot com the wonderful,
wonderful website that other Scott hosts takes care of what
do you call it? Hosts? He does it, Yeah, he
updates it for us. And Purely Elizabeth. There's only one
of them. I think it was a chocolate one if
I'm not mistaken. Um, hold on, I don't know if
(22:15):
we've done it. We did. We definitely did a purely Elizabeth.
I'm just gonna eat it's not on the thing. Wow,
Other Scott, come on, pal, Well, you didn't send it
to me so it's not. This is a full ass
stem in. It's nomen two three. What there's a little
hinter cinnamon there. I like that, mm hmm. It tastes
(22:42):
it tastes like a tire fire. Oh oh man, you
know what. This is another one of those. It's good
at first, but then it just tastes like disgusting. Oh
it's bad. Oh, why that's how I feel? Eh? This
(23:05):
gets a bowl, no a spoon. Ew it's disgusting. You're
just spit on the table. Sorry, I'm here, I am
looking up funny things and you're spitting. It's so bad.
It's it's not good. Why does it taste like that?
Why is it spicy? What was that? Even? That's just
(23:28):
a funny meme. Okay, the cereal is a little spicy.
I gotta tell you. You gave it a spoon? Oh yeah,
I give it nothing. Man, it's it's it's not it's
not vomit face worthy for me. It's just not good.
That's on the line, period. That's along the lines of
Catalina crunch right there. Uh, no Catalina cru am. I
getting Stevia taste. No, there's no stevia. Yeah, Stevia taste
(23:49):
really is the biggest. If this had stevia taste, then
it gets vomit faced like I'm going blind. My vision
is blurry. What what are you looking? I was just
trying to read? But what are you looking for? Champ
ingredients okay? Or organic gluten free oats, organic coconut sugar,
raw vergin, coconut oil, dried blueberries. Oh, it has sunflower oil, Renee,
don't buy purely, Elizabeth the target organic sunflower seeds also, Renee,
(24:10):
can't eat it. Puffed amaranth, hemp seeds, quene wa, cheese seeds,
cinnamon salt, contains coconut. No, I like coconut, but this
was just terrible. Yeah this ain't it? Go back to
the drawing board on it. Not a fan created to
help you thrive on your wellness journey. Well guess what
I am thriving without you? Elizabeth? Yes, bye bye. I
(24:33):
love Elizabeth though I miss her, but not I don't
like this stuff. Yeah no, no, Lizzy doesn't listen to this podcast,
does she? Maybe she does. I don't think she supports us.
Should we call her? No, we'll call her on a
bowl chat. Okay, Well, anyway, thank you so much for
listening to serial Killers. Please follow us on all social platforms.
Serial Killers peace. See go get a shirt if you want.
We're gonna come up with a merch line. Who knows,
(24:53):
maybe by now it'll be fleshed out entirely. Maybe we'll
have cereal killers coozies. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah,
because they would just fly right off the show, fly
right off the shop. You know what's better than coming
up with proactive ideas, crapping on any idea and then
not having any to supplement them. I just think we
should have bowls. Okay, I really do. Great, So then
(25:14):
let's talk to somebody. Let's get that going like okay, fine, yeah,
I think we should talk to Hefty Hefty, Hefty Hefty
or Dixie. I don't know Dixies what No, No, I
don't know Dixies like slogan. Oh, I know Dixie bowls.
I wasn't looking for slo Dixie cups. Yeah, I know
(25:34):
what those look like. That's a huge company now, Dixie,
I know what. I know that They even used to have,
you know, Dixie cup ice cream. They would call it.
Is it raining, Nate? Oh okay, of course, feel the handle.
It's nice and soft it's very like form fitting there right,
you may never let go of it. Yeah, yeah, there
you go. You're welcome. Enjoy sure, yeah, bring it back please,
(26:01):
you're welcome sleep with it. It's fun. Yeah, good luck.
All right, We'll see you Wednesday with an all new
bowl chat, and then again Monday for a new cereal
Killers where we do actually have some more new cereals. Yay,
So thank you so much for listening. Until we see you.
Then say, crunch, Andrew, crunch, We're gonna throw that away.
(26:25):
We actually didn't use the milk that you got so happy.
I spent eight dollars. That's I actually needed milk from
my household. I bought you milk. After all the things
I do for you, at the least you could do
for me, would you spend eight dollars and a half
gallon of milk? What is your problem? You just should
buy the cheese, pickup milk. Okay, I picked up milk.
You're an aniot for picking up an eight dollar thing
of milk. Well, I agree. Why did you just get
(26:46):
it from the place you get the iced tea from
the cup of iceed milk? What are you doing? What
are you doing that doesn't make it my scotty jerk milk.
It's my scotty jerk belt. Sounds dirty.
We are we good? Andy? Yeah, I'm good. Are you good?
I'm fine. I'm not fine. I'm so stressed because we're
recordings before vacation starts for the show. I don't have
nobody knows on vacation, on vacation, and I'm just I'm
just pressed. Can you push a start? Please? Thank you?
(00:21):
Anything will work. Let's do do it?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Just press Okay, he's doing it there and Scott.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And think some new ones and some old stop it
just come over here. Please Welcome to Serial Killers. Today's Monday,
July eleventh. Yeah, how's it going? Andy kimpon? O? Great? Good?
A plus good. Well, there's something about this particular episode
(01:10):
that upsets me because the cereal that I want to
do first we really should have done last week. And
Virgil I fourth, yes and as they say, my bad, Okay,
what's going on? I'm just you know, why don't you
be like my kids for the summer and go tech
free and just flip it over and just let it be.
Your kids are not going tech free. They are My
(01:31):
daughter's away for the month. Yeah, they'll not bringing a
cell phone. She is, but it's only for emergencies and
my little one. They're not allowed to have phones in camp.
So that's it. No, no phones that you know of, No,
it's at home. Just wait, just wait, i'mkay, they'll access tech.
Are they bringing a CD player or anything to listen
to music? CD player at camp? But there when they're
on like playing volleyball, Yeah, they're gonna listen to a
(01:54):
CD player. One of those kids is bringing something in
an iPod. Well on a ball chat. I'm sure, like
three weeks from now or whatever, You'll be like, Andy,
you'll never believe it. We got a message from kooper Villa,
some type of flip a jabber electronic. Wouldn't you believe it?
And I'll say, wow, shocked. Well, I mean, was not away.
(02:16):
She's just in camp. She's not leaving with day camp too.
It is, but it's a soh okay okay, so tech
free summer, Yes, yeah, so tech free summer. And you're
making it seem like because she's going to day camp
the small part of the day. She goes to day
camp without small bart. She's out the door at eight
and she doesn't get home until almost five o'clock, and
then it's dinner time and she's not gonna have herself
(02:38):
on it at all. We're not allowing any apps this summer. Okay,
we'll see how this goes. Okay, stay tuned, serial Killers fans.
We're trying. Yeah, you know, I appreciate it. I don't
think kids should be having this much technology. If I'm
being honest, the summer should be playtime outside, active, running around.
I agree. Being with your friends, I agree, not chatting
with them. Chatting yeah, well wait, chatting, yes, like this, yeah,
(03:02):
but not as they might say, chat with your friends.
I r L in real life. Look at that anyway.
So here we are, and again, I wanted to do
this cereal last Monday, but I didn't have it yet. Okay,
I would venture out to Dollar General again because I'm desperately.
(03:24):
I'm so sorry to cut you off, but I thought
of something. Yes, do you want to sign up for
a five K If it's on Long Island? Sure? Yeah, really,
I found one where on Long Island. Well, Long Island's
a big island. I'll get those details later, but I mean,
if it's like mon talk, no it's far. Oh no,
I'm not driving all the way in a month, that's right. Run.
But yeah, I'll sign this up. Okay, I'd rather do
(03:45):
a bikeathon. But if I'll do I'm just telling you
from now that hurts my cratch heart. You have to
have the right seat and you have to wear the
right underwear. Yeah, that's the one time where I like
to wear almost tidy whities that really hold them in. Yeah,
that'd be fun if we ran to though, I would
do that, Yeah, I would. I would absolutely do that.
I rang yesterday. It was really great. Maybe we could
podcast live as we run, Scott, what are we doing anyway?
(04:10):
So there's only two Dollar Generals anywhere within like a
forty mile radius of my house, and I went to
them because I'm trying to find the elusive Dollar General
exclusive peanut butter chocolate checks. Some cereal podcasts have had them,
but we have not had any luck finding them. And
I refuse to pay seventy two dollars for a box
on eBay. Absolutely not. So while I was there looking
(04:33):
for this elusive box of checks, I did find another
Dollar General exclusive from Captain Crunch. Dude, he just keeps
banging him out here, Crunch Hero Crunch. So it's just
star shapes maybe maybe not, we know it. Both is okay.
But last week we did the Superman and wonderful. Yeah, man,
(04:53):
and they were a little different. Girl one wonder girl
actually was on the box, right, Who should I cut
this out and send this to your house via the mail?
What is Dear Scottie? Thank you for being my hero.
Your incredible dedication to Cereal is something that I truly admire.
Love Andy, That's what I would cut out and send
(05:14):
to you. I salute you, Andrew. Okay, like the Captain
does on the front, Yeah, Cappin, Cappin. He's evil in
my Avengers movie, remember, Yeah, So anyway, I don't know
he has friends. Yes, he has the whole crew of them, Smedley,
and but these are just copy offs of like old
cartoon characters. No, no, no, look at them. That looks
like it's from like it's from the seventies. Yes, this
(05:36):
was his crew, really, it was he. They were part
of the commercials all the time. Oh I do you
remember Drunk Captain. We used to play the Drunk Captain commercial. Yes,
And they were always Smedley, you know, they were all
in there. He was the elephant. Is Smedley the peanut
He's not here though. Smedley's a guy that likes the
peanut butter crunch anyway, could we eat it? Yeah, I'm ready.
(05:57):
I don't think it's gonna taste like Captain Crunk. I
have not had breakfast today. I've only had this coffee,
so I'm starting to get the uh you know when
you overcaf it, when you're caffeinated but you don't have
food in your stomach. It creates that weird balance that
you're like, God, damn it. Oh lord, the bag tor,
Oh lord, I hate that. You know what I'm going
(06:17):
to add to this box, the curse button you know
on like reality shows when it's like you mother, babe.
I'm gonna add that. So this way, if you want
to curse, we can beat people out. I'm gonna have
to tell you something. I have a feeling that these
are very very similar to the superberry. No, this smells
like berries. This is just crunchberries. Yeah, but that was
berry also, I know. But look I'm pointing to it.
(06:39):
Yeah see I can see. Actually you're pointing to the
right box. Yeah, not the one that's folded up there.
And everybody, by the way, I know, like I said
they would, So I went it was right. I went
out and bought an entire container of milk for what. Well,
first of all, we're gonna run out of this. There's
not enough. There's not enough for the whole episode. That's
why I asked for it. And also, do you know
(06:59):
what a quart of milk is? No, you don't know
what a quart of milk. Yeah, that's the little one. Yeah,
that's like the half. I figure everyone here drinks the milk. Anyway,
we have we have a milk snatcher as we're recording.
This is only really two days left before no one's here. Please,
it'll get finished. That fine. I put it in my coffee.
You're a cereal pusher. You're ready. They're red, white, and
blue stars in Captain crunch Hero crunch from Dollar General
(07:22):
sweetened corn and oat cereal. All right, mm hmm cunchberry
pretty much five ball. It does tear up your mouth. Yeah,
I love it. It's pretty good. Where's my notepad? Oh? Yeah again.
I don't know if it's just because I'm really hungry,
but this is so good. I love crunchberry. This is
(07:45):
crunchberry to you. It's not just to me. This is
this is the same exact thing. If you look up
a box of crunchberries. I wonder if it's the exact same,
all of it. Witch box. I don't know. Do you
have a box of it? There actually is one, yeah, somewhere,
but they're old. I won't make you eat no, no, no,
(08:07):
just leave it. I don't want you to have to
eat that. I want ingredients. All these are same thing.
No Excel would have more things because it's bigger. I
like this. I'm giving it four bowls. I give it
five because I love crenchberry pretty good. I can't believe.
I can't imagine that the blue coloring is natural at all,
but whatever, Yeah, but the red is this is good.
(08:28):
Can you help the gang hook up the right hose?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hm, oh my god? Is it here a doctor? I
don't understand that the little kid is a doctor. They're heroes.
Can you please tell me what the little mirrored thing
is that they wear on like doctor shows. What is
that thing and what is it? Is it supposed to
look as the patient you are. You supposed to have
a look into it, and it's the mirror so you
can see the insides of you. I don't like that.
(08:55):
Like I was in the dentist not long ago and
there's a mirror above me. I don't want to see.
She's like, look at this, it's I don't want to
see that. A head mirror is a simple diagnostic device
worn by physicians, but less so in recent decades because
they've become obsolete. But what is it for? To see?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The head mirror is an excellent method for illuminating the
nasal and oral cavity and mirror for indirect layeringl you
know what it is. It's before they would have had
like headlights if they needed it. So it was reflecting
the light in the room up into your nose so
they could see up in there. Let me tell you
before they had those lights. Yeah, how many people were
misdiagnosed from the mirror? Oh my god? Absolutely, things were
(09:33):
backwards right Well, I mean it didn't matter, but whatever,
all it was was just a light for them. So
all right, that was good. That was pretty good. Now
next up, I have this bag behind me. I'm kind
of debating because people have been sending us stuff. Yeah,
the last couple of days, Paul just sent us a
nice box of stuff. But I think I'm gonna wait
on that. Okay, this is a cereal that I said
(09:55):
we were not going to do probably a year or
more ago, maybe two years ago, it came out and
I'm like, no, we're not doing that novelty. We're not
doing novelty crap. I know what this one is. Yeah.
At this point though, if it's Cereal, I guess we
have to do it. Yeah, you know, but those that
the pop whatever one goes, the fun go pops, It's like,
we're not doing those because all it is just whatever.
(10:16):
I guess if we get someone, we'll do it because
it's cereal. Yeah, And I feel like a lot of
listeners send us those things. And because we've had such
a staunch stand on it, if not eating them, yeah,
I think now people can if we say, oh yeah,
we actually reviewed it and it's terrible, it will only
be aiding our listeners. I'm gonna tell you why I'm
relaxing that requirement because we're running out of cereals, because
(10:38):
we're running out of new serials old cereals. There can
only be so many old cereals, Andrew, once we run
through them, there are no more old cereals. Yeah, so
then we have to start doing the store brands and
the and the novelty crap and whatever. So this Cereal
was sent to us by a listener, and I do
have to apologize, because here's the thing. What listeners will do.
(11:00):
They will DM me on Instagram us sorry, but I
check it and it'll say, hey, have you tried this?
And it's a picture okay, And so what happens is
I'll be like, no, can you please send it? And
they send it and we don't get to it for
a week or two or three, and by the time
I go back to look at said picture in my DMS,
the picture it doesn't exist anymore. You can't look at
(11:20):
it anymore because you can only see it, I guess
for a certain amount of time. Oh so, I don't
know who sent us this, and I apologize because they
specially went and they ordered it on Amazon and they
probably spent a lot of money on it. And my
sincere apologies that I do not know which listener sent
this to us. However, I'm pretty sure as soon as
we post this, it'll be right there in the DM
and it'll say that was me, and then we'll make
(11:41):
sure to thank you in a follow up episode. We'll try. Yay,
I'll forget so many people I know. When serial killer shirts,
we really have to do a merch line. We have them,
just buy them, I know. But if we just sell
out the ones we have, then we can get more
cool stuff. People don't want the ones that are I mean,
that's your color, you that's yuck. You designed the people
(12:02):
like the logo. They just don't want to vibrate yellow shirt.
Let's sell white shirts that have the nice little logo.
I'm sure they'll go. Let's sell some hats that'll be fun.
Bootyo about this with Carla and Anthony on the podcast Cuckoo.
How's their store? Booty O's you? Oh, there it is,
but it's almost vacation and Scott's ready to go home.
What vacation? Why do you guys say this? Somebody has
(12:24):
to work and guess who it is? This guy plus
the fact by the time, plus the fact, by the
time this is on my hand, I wanted you to
stop for a second. By the time this airs, that
will all be over anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
So this is a Wube Cereal bootyos. I haven't followed
the WWE since it changed to WWE from WWF. Okay,
(12:49):
you gotta stop with the w's. World Wrestling Federation was
my jam once it changed. I was like, Eh, it's
all bs. Now we are stone called Steve Boston that
he was I was before that, you were before I
was missed a wonderful pol Paul Orndorf and the Iron
Chiccha and uh you know you know all those guys. Yeah, yeah,
Nikolai Volkoff, although today he'd be shunned. Yeah why Russian, Yeah,
(13:13):
he was a Russian guy. He would sing the Russian
national anthem, I know, with the tank for a tank. Yeah,
he'd come in on a tank. Maybe they redid the
character in recent history, but yeah, they have someone who
comes in with the tank. Huh. Interesting, Yeah, hul Cogan
all those those days. Yeah, eighties. I went to a
steel cage match at Nasau Coliseum and that's back in
the day when they would cut their heads open with
razor blades. That was craziness. I saw. That's where I saw.
(13:37):
I saw Randy Savage's first match there. Oh, Randy macho
man Savage. No wame he's dead, I know. Yeah, he
snapped into too many slim gyms. Okay. There's a lot
of really great uh Ani biographies on w w E.
I love them, and they're so fascinating to learn about
these wrestlers. Jake the Snake of Roberts. Oh, no, I
(13:58):
like the guy with the big beer, Jim the Anvil Nightheart. No,
he's so nice. Oh he'll Billy James fit or something.
I see that again. He wore like half a face mask.
That's after me. Oh my gosh. He's on cameo two
and he was just his biography he seems so And
he's the sock puppet. I'm Andre the Giant. I'm eighties man,
sock puppet, eightiesl Mick Foley, MiG Nick now Mick, Mick Mick.
(14:23):
I don't know Josh Coast boy. Josh is really big anyway.
Should we do the puffins, the ones that he brought.
I refuse to do them. Why because the bag has
been open for weeks, it has like this much left.
I'm not I won't do it. I'm sorry. We need
a fresh new box. If anybody wants to send this
peanut butter puffins, fresh new box will do it anyway.
So I already yet of cereal. Oh someone gave us
a cereal. It's not enough cereal and I'm over it.
(14:45):
So let me ask you a question. If we opened
up a package that was shipped and delivered from our listener,
and the boxes opened. The bag is wide open, it's
from and his apartment is exactly there's like an eighth
of the box of cereal left. I would not eat that.
I'm sorry. I don't know you have roaches in your apartment.
I'm not eating open box stuff. God anyway, So, I
(15:06):
don't know who these guys are because I'm not big
into the WWE, but I'm guessing I don't know. The
big E is one of them, right, you see the
big guy in the front there. Yeah, maybe Joshua know better.
But make your own booty corn mass so their unicorns.
I should have done some more research on these guys.
You want me to get them? Nah? Basically this is
(15:27):
going to be Lucky Charms, A perfect way to start
the new day, made with one positivity. If they only
knew the show that was, you know, showcasing them. Oh,
but it does. We're full of positivity, actual cereal included.
I mean, they're trying to be funny. It looks like
Lucky Charms. It looks like it's going to taste like
Lucky Charms. Yeah, no, I shake, I shook it already. No,
(15:48):
I was gonna play the commercial. We'll try it right
after this. Why don't I get to make the commercial sounds?
And we're back? Yes? How was that? Hole? Andy? You
would say the same thing every time you aren't? Ye? Yeah, no,
what episode? I actually I texted you from uh this this,
this is just terrible. I'm not even gonna try. I
(16:10):
almost actually reached for it, and I knew you would
be like, get you a grebby puse off of this.
It's a terrible design. It's just terrible. Well that's the
cash grab cereal for you, stupid h It smells like plastic. Hm.
Not looking forward to this wind. Are we doing a
bull chat after this? Yeah? We are? Okay, guys, we
(16:31):
were probably gonna take off a boll chat. Oh yeah,
oh we did already. No, No, no, no, we didn't. No,
we did not. Next week there won't be one. No,
because this is July eleventh, remember, Oh yeah, sorry, like
a week or two ago, we missed one. Yeah, maybe both,
who knows. We appreciate you, guys. We just don't take
breaks and sometimes you know it's nice and we know
you guys understand and we we love you for that.
(16:51):
Thank you. I don't think they do. Understand. I think
they do because those shows take breaks. You say this
all the time. I know, because what TV show have
you watched that straight through? Even Jeopardy takes breaks. Oh
you saw her, That's why you said Jeopardy. But if
most most podcasts you can just record for weeks in advance,
and that's why they have bank them. That's why they
have seasons and nobody does daily. It's weekly. It smells
(17:15):
like Lucky Charms, but I don't know what's gonna happen. Okay, Well,
there was like a film on the spoon from that
Captain crunch Ready. The marshmallows are very small. Hm hm,
you know it's Lucky Charms ish the the not marshmallow parts,
(17:37):
I mean the cereal. Yeah, it's okay, I give it
four balls, Booty a four.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
S mm hmmm, uh hold on, I'll give it four
as well.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
It's pretty good. Again, it's a novelty thing. You really
can't find them in any stores, and if you do,
you find them in like one of those candy type store,
like it's sugar or one of those candy places, and
it's probably really expensive. So yeah, not worth it. Well,
it's it's it's decent. Go buy Lucky Charms. Go buy
yourself a three foot dollar box a Lucky Trick exactly. So,
(18:16):
by the way, you know, it kind of annoyed me
a couple of weeks ago at Shop Right, and I
love Shopright, don't get me wrong. But they had all
the big G cereals that's what they call them, big
G General mills, and it was it was all. It
was like all the it was all the Core ones,
all the Core sugar ones.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It was Golden Grams and Cocoa Puffs and Cinnamonta's Crunch
and whatever and all of them except Lucky Charms Tricks
the whole nine yards, huh. And they were a dollar
forty nine a box, which is insane. But Cooper of
course wanted Lucky Charms, the only one not on sale,
so her box was five dollars and forty nine cents.
That's not like you get the multimeal knockoff, I guess. Anyway,
(18:56):
let's do another one. Okay, I'm hungry. Yeah still, you
want to do some granola? Yeah yeah, yeah? What are
the options? Granola? Granola? I have two granolas from from Target.
I want granola to the second one. Yeah, granola to
the granola in. That's a new one. So I have
(19:19):
to do the one that I'm not sure how long
it's been out. Oh no, oh no, this is not okay.
You know what, Fine, we'll do this one. It's healthy,
it's Catalina crunch. It is not Catalina crunch. It looks
like the thing is. Carla Marie was supposed to be
on this episode. Yeah, that she bailed on us so
because she'd rather be with her family than us, which
I don't really understand, but that's cool. So I bought
this one with you and Carla Marie in mind, because
(19:42):
I saw it in the store and you thought healthy,
keto vegan, No, I thought hemp. So, uh, this is
this is This is purely Elizabeth. We've had one of
these before and we really really didn't like it. But
blueberry hemp sounded interesting to me. Salty, sweet, crunchy clusters
blueberry hemp made with organic quene, wa amaranth and chia,
(20:06):
delicious taste and nutrient dense ingredients. Six grams of added sugar,
sweetened with coconut sugar and baked with coconut oil, Gluten free,
non GMO, ancient grains. I love the term ancient greens.
It just cracks me up every time. It makes it
seem like they've been around for a very long time,
like with dinosaurs. You know, the dinosaurs ate them and
(20:27):
poop them out, and then they got replanted in ancient
grain and now we're eating them. Where is this? What
are you doing? Playing this for you? Oh? These are
big old clusters.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
They're right. I do care, and I'm greatly concerned about
the epidemic use of drugs by school age children. Sports figures,
especially hockey players, who are so respected by our young.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
People sounds so young, can help lead the way.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
In our fight to defeat drug abuse. Okay, I'm so
pleased NHL players like Wayne Gretzky, like bass yep I
joined this effort. Together, we'll make a great team.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yes we will.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Together, we'll win this what.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You're talking about, Nancy, Together will win this fight. How's
that going, Nancy? I'm about to eat him cereal? Nancy?
Oh sorry, former first Lady Nancy. Oh you are what
you eat, Andrew. That's what it says. Yeah, so enjoy
she'd be ashamed. Follow the eighty twenty rule. Eighty percent
of the time be your healthiest self twenty percent of
the time, indulge guilt free. I like that. I don't
(21:31):
love the seeds in this. I did the chung, the clusters.
They're just too big. This is gonna be this is
gonna cut the roof of my mouth up. It doesn't
even say himp anywhere though. I don't understand that. They're
just trying to Oh it's mo delicious though, They just
trying to be cool. I think we've liked this break before. No, no,
I didn't, But I remember Purely Elizabeth was pure crap.
If I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, I'll apologize. He look, yes,
(21:54):
please go ahead. Serial Killers pc dot com the wonderful,
wonderful website that other Scott hosts takes care of what
do you call it? Hosts? He does it, Yeah, he
updates it for us. And Purely Elizabeth. There's only one
of them. I think it was a chocolate one if
I'm not mistaken. Um, hold on, I don't know if
(22:15):
we've done it. We did. We definitely did a purely Elizabeth.
I'm just gonna eat it's not on the thing. Wow,
Other Scott, come on, pal, Well, you didn't send it
to me so it's not. This is a full ass
stem in. It's nomen two three. What there's a little
hinter cinnamon there. I like that, mm hmm. It tastes
(22:42):
it tastes like a tire fire. Oh oh man, you
know what. This is another one of those. It's good
at first, but then it just tastes like disgusting. Oh
it's bad. Oh, why that's how I feel? Eh? This
(23:05):
gets a bowl, no a spoon. Ew it's disgusting. You're
just spit on the table. Sorry, I'm here, I am
looking up funny things and you're spitting. It's so bad.
It's it's not good. Why does it taste like that?
Why is it spicy? What was that? Even? That's just
(23:28):
a funny meme. Okay, the cereal is a little spicy.
I gotta tell you. You gave it a spoon? Oh yeah,
I give it nothing. Man, it's it's it's not it's
not vomit face worthy for me. It's just not good.
That's on the line, period. That's along the lines of
Catalina crunch right there. Uh, no Catalina cru am. I
getting Stevia taste. No, there's no stevia. Yeah, Stevia taste
(23:49):
really is the biggest. If this had stevia taste, then
it gets vomit faced like I'm going blind. My vision
is blurry. What what are you looking? I was just
trying to read? But what are you looking for? Champ
ingredients okay? Or organic gluten free oats, organic coconut sugar,
raw vergin, coconut oil, dried blueberries. Oh, it has sunflower oil, Renee,
don't buy purely, Elizabeth the target organic sunflower seeds also, Renee,
(24:10):
can't eat it. Puffed amaranth, hemp seeds, quene wa, cheese seeds,
cinnamon salt, contains coconut. No, I like coconut, but this
was just terrible. Yeah this ain't it? Go back to
the drawing board on it. Not a fan created to
help you thrive on your wellness journey. Well guess what
I am thriving without you? Elizabeth? Yes, bye bye. I
(24:33):
love Elizabeth though I miss her, but not I don't
like this stuff. Yeah no, no, Lizzy doesn't listen to this podcast,
does she? Maybe she does. I don't think she supports us.
Should we call her? No, we'll call her on a
bowl chat. Okay, Well, anyway, thank you so much for
listening to serial Killers. Please follow us on all social platforms.
Serial Killers peace. See go get a shirt if you want.
We're gonna come up with a merch line. Who knows,
(24:53):
maybe by now it'll be fleshed out entirely. Maybe we'll
have cereal killers coozies. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah,
because they would just fly right off the show, fly
right off the shop. You know what's better than coming
up with proactive ideas, crapping on any idea and then
not having any to supplement them. I just think we
should have bowls. Okay, I really do. Great, So then
(25:14):
let's talk to somebody. Let's get that going like okay, fine, yeah,
I think we should talk to Hefty Hefty, Hefty Hefty
or Dixie. I don't know Dixies what No, No, I
don't know Dixies like slogan. Oh, I know Dixie bowls.
I wasn't looking for slo Dixie cups. Yeah, I know
(25:34):
what those look like. That's a huge company now, Dixie,
I know what. I know that They even used to have,
you know, Dixie cup ice cream. They would call it.
Is it raining, Nate? Oh okay, of course, feel the handle.
It's nice and soft it's very like form fitting there right,
you may never let go of it. Yeah, yeah, there
you go. You're welcome. Enjoy sure, yeah, bring it back please,
(26:01):
you're welcome sleep with it. It's fun. Yeah, good luck.
All right, We'll see you Wednesday with an all new
bowl chat, and then again Monday for a new cereal
Killers where we do actually have some more new cereals. Yay,
So thank you so much for listening. Until we see you.
Then say, crunch, Andrew, crunch, We're gonna throw that away.
(26:25):
We actually didn't use the milk that you got so happy.
I spent eight dollars. That's I actually needed milk from
my household. I bought you milk. After all the things
I do for you, at the least you could do
for me, would you spend eight dollars and a half
gallon of milk? What is your problem? You just should
buy the cheese, pickup milk. Okay, I picked up milk.
You're an aniot for picking up an eight dollar thing
of milk. Well, I agree. Why did you just get
(26:46):
it from the place you get the iced tea from
the cup of iceed milk? What are you doing? What
are you doing that doesn't make it my scotty jerk milk.
It's my scotty jerk belt. Sounds dirty.
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