Bowl Chat - A Day Late and a Dollar Short

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can get out of here and we're recording. This is
so hectic and chaotic. Are we already recording? Yes? These
wires everywhere I know. Can you be neat? Please? I
don't neat. You told me that I needed to hurry
this up, this way, get a ride home, So I said,
hurry this up. You said that if welcome to another
ball chat friends, put the new put the new intro in.

(00:22):
You never send it to me, so I wouldn't have it. Okay, again,
your active sabotage. Andy, You're so clever. Did you like

(00:43):
that at the end? Yes, today's Wednesday? What February twenty third? Wow?
And did you know on this day in nineteen forty five,
the flag was raised above Ewajima. No way, Yeah, that's
so that's that's a Oh you read it off of her?
Sure did. And it's also the half moon. I really
was like, oh, why we came prepared with a history
fact that I happened to see it while I was

(01:04):
looking at the date. Yeah. Well, I guess I expected
too much from you, buddy. So we are on vacation
this week. Yeah, but we're still here for you because
that's what we do. And you thought that you were
going to we were going to record on location. I
think we still should try it. I don't. This one
is just you know, I'm gonna be busy. I'm going
to be in Disney, so you can't take I don't know,

(01:25):
twenty minutes to just duck into the Magic Kingdom. You
are never ever going to make this twenty minutes. No,
if it's an on location one, there'll be all kinds
of problems with the Wi Fi and yeah, in the zoom.
H Should I bring my laptop? Just like when we
did From the Road, when I did it with Gandhi
and Diamond, that was horrendous. Yeah, so there it is.
That's why we're not doing it. Yeah, should I bring

(01:45):
my laptop? Though? I would like to try. I mean
I am because I'm going to be working. But sorry,
oh you were? How do you work? I love your
advantage me. I love your vintage. Thanks. It's not vintage
you said it was. You said that was your dad. Lies.

(02:07):
It looks like it was your dad's. It looks like
it's from the seventies. Well, it's very comfy and I
love it. Is it new? They don't make them money?
Nothy do If you go to the outlet stores. They
still make them. Why are you saying please? I'm telling
you go buy one right now. I think it's I
think it's bootleg. Okay, I'm looking at it. Doesn't Levi's
doesn't write their name like that. Yeah, okay, well you're

(02:31):
not a medium. You're not a medium? Does it fit?
You had them put a medium in an extra large? Oh? Yeah,
so I make sure I cut out the tag. I
know there are people that do that. Yeah, absolutely there are.
And I'm so concerned that someone named Scotty B is
gonna read my tag just saying sorry that I'm a
medium and you're an EXL bro. That's like, look at us,

(02:52):
we're not We're not that different. You. You actually have
more muffin than I do. I'm way I'm broader. Okay,
you're right, so I should have a smaller size, but
yours comes like this is an XL. Wow, what you're
a layerer? No? I just always I just wear a
T shirt under things. That's it. You love wearing your

(03:12):
T shirts. I always wear a boxers Yeah, I always
wear a T shirt. Would you like me to go
get one of my snacks? No? I always wear a
T shirt under things. I just use it as an undershirt,
just a regular white T shirt under everything. And I
get yelled at sometimes because even when I wear like
a button down shirts, like you don't wear a T
shirt under that. I mean, yeah I do. I don't
want it like on me? Yeah? What is that? So
this is one of my snacks that I bought from

(03:34):
the grocery store that we were going to try grocery store. Well,
you certainly didn't get that at the Pigley Wiggly, that's
for sure. No, this is what I bought from the
local market, the Asian market by my house. And this
is the h Mart. No, not an h Mart. This
is called egg milk. I'm sorry, egg milk. I don't
think I want clever Mama's egg milk. What's the date?

(03:57):
I don't know what is this? Well I saw it.
I think it's custard. Is it pudding? Yeah, it's gonna
be like a pudding, custardy type deal, pudding dessert. Yeah, cholesterol,
you can look for it. It's all in Chinese. I
can't read it. This one actually might be a product
of Vietnam. Sorry, so it's in Vietnamese. Hold on, okay,

(04:19):
So it's I can tell you half egg flavor and
half milk flavor pudding. Can you just look at the
cholesterol for me? Cholesterol zero? Oh good? Oh, look it
comes with a spoon. The egg flavor is forty calories.
The metal flavor's forty. Look it comes with a spoon.
Under the list, I was looking for one. Okay, I'm
not excited for the egg flavor. If I'm just being honest,
I don't think it's going to be actual egg flavor.

(04:41):
I do. Wait, so is this a new thing where
we try like random awful things on ew oh? Oh oh,
I touched it. Mine didn't even open. No, it is open.
That's the scary part. No, if there's a skin on
top of it, now, no, it did it got stuck.
Look okay, now it's open. It smells good. Actually, which

(05:02):
one do you want to go first? The white or
that you're supposed to mix it? Well we can No,
I don't think you are all right. I'm gonna go
yellow first. Same ready one? Two things not bad? No,
it's bad. No, it's a little sweet. I don't like

(05:25):
that one. I'll try the white. I like yellow better
than the white. I don't like it at all. Yeah. Well,
I don't think Slim Good Body would approve of that.
Who Slim good Body. Look at this? Look at what
you can do with the pudding. You can take it
completely out, and that's what it's doing inside your body, congealing. Yep,

(05:47):
slim good Body not approved. Not my favorite. You don't
know who he is. I don't sorry to say you
don't remember him. Did you really print out a picture? Yeah,
that's slim Goodbye. Who is that? Do you know who
he's standing next to? Screech from the Fullhouse? No, no, no,
that's a slim Good Body, not Screech from Full House.

(06:09):
You know who he is, the bell. He's a captain.
You don't know which captain that is. There aren't many
captains that have been in our lives. That's a captain. Also,
I'll give you a hint. He has a pouch. Captain Kangaroo. Yes,
that's Captain Kangaroo. Saturday morning staple and that's Slim good

(06:33):
He got shocked good, that Slim Good Body. He would
be on Saturday mornings and he would pop in and
you know, tell you how to eat healthy and exercise.
And it was really creepy. It was this, like, what
do they call it a leotard. Is it a leotard? What?
I guess? Yeah? He was just in this body suit
with all the organs and a big creepy bulge. Weird, right,

(06:55):
I like how the it just ends here? Yep. The
anatomy stops below the belt right, and he does look
like screech, Yeah he does. I thought that was screech.
I think he's supposed to be like the naked Richard Simmons.
Who I know, Richard Simmons, And it's actually Zorry all
right putting? Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ugh, uh.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
The there's controversy about Richard Simmons right now? Did you
know that? Is he still missing? Yeah? People say that
his housekeeper they think is the one who's like, first
of all, this story is like two years old. Now,
is there any update found? There's no updates. He's still alive?
Is he lying dead in a bed somewhere? What's going on?
Is he still sweating to the oldies? Apparently he sweating
to the oldies? What's that? That was his tape? Look

(07:38):
it up? I know Richard Simmons find slim good body
on YouTube. Okay, can you open this for me? I
need this. I don't remember what he sounded like it's
a peppermint roll on. I need that. Is it deodorant?
It's like it's supposed to. It's like rin rinse, bath
and body ink. What I thought it was just a
roll on? Oh yeah in the forehead. Yeah, it'll make Yeah,

(08:00):
it's soothing. Slim Do you know that body? Do you
know that Cooper opened a bed, bath and body works
in her room? She taped a sign to her TV
that said bath and body Works and put all kinds
of products out, and she like opened a store in
her room. Oh is it for TikTok? No, it's just
for It's just because she's very like creative. Huh. Yeah,
I guess you find him. I did. Oh he came back,

(08:23):
Slim Good Body. Yeah, he's back. He's doing new episodes. Okay,
that's weird. I find the old one because I'm sure
it's creepy. Here now wrong one? Oh yeah, that's on
the inside story of respiration. This is the inside story
of respiration. He just said that the breath of life,

(08:47):
and here to tell you about it is the one
and only Slim Good Body. Hello everyone, I'm Slim Goodbody,
and I am here to guide you today. I will
provide you lots of information about your system of respiration. Okay,
I would like can you find a reproductive system one?

(09:08):
I would like to hear him talk about that. I'm
sure there isn't one, because they wouldn't be telling kids
about reproduction. He did the good body groove, he did
food power. Oh yeah, he explained COVID to kids. Hilarious. Wow,
kids don't care about him anymore. I guess they do. Okay,
I'm not letting you, pat, let me roll it on.
You do it on my palm, your palm. Yeah, I

(09:30):
need this. Oh calming sensation. Oh my god, yep, that's
exactly it. Thank you. No, yeah, come on, I don't
need to be calm there. You're not making me feel calm. Oh,
it's stinks. It's most like peppermint. By the way, can
we just mention coming up Monday, the out of Control
Serial Killers episode that it's just there's a lot of

(09:53):
curse words. We're warning you from now. Yes, we don't curse.
We are not cursors on this podcast. Maybe one slips
out from time to time, but we are not cursors.
Our guest, on the other hand, Yeah, we had a
special guest come in. Yeah. I mean you could probably
figure out who he is. He just stopped in the
studio and started ranting and raving, so we decided to
have him on. It's loads of fun, but it's very explicit.

(10:15):
Bleg B yes, yeah, that's what it rhymes with. Yeah,
bleg B. Yeah, it's gonna be Yeah, there's a lot
that happens in it. I actually found it to be
a very funny episode. I laughed a lot. I do
believe it's the longest Serial Killers episode ever thirty eight minutes.
Is that the longest ever? Thirty eight minutes? Wow? Okay,

(10:35):
it was something away. So that's coming up on Monday. Yeah,
so what are you doing for your vacation? Well, right
now I'm on the Norwegian Joy. You will be on
the Norwegian No, I'm on it right now. Isn't that
the guy with the boy band that died in jail?
Louke Perlman looks just like lum is actually one of
the executives of our company. Really it is. He looks

(10:57):
like lou Perlman, the guy that scammed the boy bands.
I went to jail in the band scammer. Yeah, yeah,
that was a really good story. Are you sure that's
not him. I am one hundred percent sure because I
saw him walking in and I said, oh god, I
hope Scotty won't remark, but then he did. Well, I mean,
tell me he doesn't look like him, he doesn't, he does.
The first time I ever saw him was like, why

(11:18):
is Lou Pearlman here? I thought he was in jail. Seriously,
what are you mean faces for? He's not listening to this,
And I'm sure he knows that he looks like him. Well,
I mean, also he would have to know. I guess
he'd have to backtime it. Yeah, it's pretty impossible to
know you were talked about on this show, right unless
someone tells you. I mean, I know that I look
like the guy from Color Me Bad, not recently though

(11:39):
not recently. No, he puffed up a bit. Yeah, he's
definitely not wearing mediums. No, hey, stop, you put that
on you? No, that's dirty? How is it dirty? Because
I wiped it on your face? Yeah, so anyway, this
isn't dirty. I clean it every night. I put nice sunscreen.
And do you put sunscreen on every day? It hasn't
been night since yesterday? Do you put sunscreen on everything? Now?

(11:59):
I barely put it on in the summertime. Now, I
know you're supposed to do it everything. Get serious about skincare.
That's my goal for twenty twenty two, and I'm taking
it seriously. I started putting on sunscreen every day on
the face. Love you more? What does that mean? Love
you more? What's that about? Song? What? What is that
supposed to be about? Sunscream? Saying that sunscream? Yeah scream? Yes,

(12:22):
huh interesting, I was talking about sunscreen. Okay, I don't
love it, but I use Korean and Japanese brands because
they don't have the smell. Oh, because their skin is
so soft, like pearl cream, right, yes, like pearl cream. Scott?
Can we start over now? Which is twelve minutes of garbage?

(12:43):
Am I wrong? Scott? Let's just continue all right? So anyway,
right now I'm on the Norwegian Joy with the girls. Oh,
it's such a nice time. I'm so happy that you
could take time out of your day to hologram yourself
in what Oh yeah, no, I'm here. Yeah, it's the
hologram right exactly, touch you exactly where. Today's an at day,
So I figured i'd come and do the podcast. It's
very Star Trek. What are you doing this week? I mean,

(13:06):
are you in Disney? Yeah? Oh I'm so happy the
best place on earth. But what are you doing? Because
no more fast pass? Uh there's Genie pass right, but
I heard you can only get like three of them
from the No, there's a way you could finagle the system. Yeah,
you know what, They just did that so they could
make more money. That really is all it is, pretty much, yeah,
because everyone was just able to get fast pass fast passed,
and now you have to pay for Genie doodles whatever

(13:30):
it's called Genie doodles. Yeah. Well I remember when it
used to be paper fast passes. When I was there
there there still were some Disney not Disney World. Yes,
where in Disney World when I went a couple of
years ago. False, not false at all, because yeah, we
did it on the phone and the magic bands. Yeah,

(13:51):
we did so in like a So you were one
of the only people that they printed out of paper
one for because your fat your Genie pass wasn't working,
or I could you right now that we knew a
girl that worked there, that used to work at the
nursery school that I drove the bus for, and she
had a pocket someone everywhere, and she had a pocket
full of paper fast passes and she handed them to us.
So I can tell you right now they still had

(14:13):
paper three or four years ago. You know what, one
hundred percent? You know what it probably was from tell
me printer error or something wasn't working, if one of
the things was down. Okay, but they still had them,
and they probably still do. I don't think so. No, Okay,
they're probably just like f you. Yeah, get to the
back of the line. I don't care if you're in
a wheelchair, gimpy, get to the back. Right. They don't

(14:37):
do that anymore. No, they really don't. See No, now,
they don't even let you cut lines for reasons like that.
Do you remember when all the ping pong balls fell
on Captain Kangaroo? Yeah, that was a great time, right,
and the moose he had a moose puppet with him,
got the moose puppet? I forget you remember the moose's name? Yeah?
What was it? Let's say it at the same time. One, two, three, Moosey.

(15:01):
That wasn't his name, you idiot, mate? Hold on, I
can't wait to go to Disney, right does this work? Hey, Siri,
what's the name of the moose on Captain Kangaroo. Okay,
I found this on the web for what's the name
of the moose on Captain Kangaroo? Check it out. Oh

(15:21):
it's mister Moose. We were close, moosey, We we were close.
What a clever name, very clever, mister moose. Do you
know what happened? Yeah? The ping pong balls fell and
they went all over the I'm not talking about your
ping pong balls and mister moosey moose set what's moose?
Mister moose? Mister moose? Right? You know I submitted my
Survivor audition video. Oh yeah, not peep. Did you use

(15:42):
the video that you took of me? No? Oh, for
like a testimonial number you said, hey, why should I win? Yeah?
But most of them are like you, being like eh Andy,
eh no, not even a peep, but one person I am.
I still start sending it in August, you should? Am?
I still drip having you home today? Yeah, we'll be
back right what look at the commercial summer? Okay, so

(16:05):
we'll be back right after this, dude, dude, and we're back.
See the problem is you're not letting me take a
long enough break. And then I so sixteen minutes. I
have to remember, if you can't see that hole in
the audio, you think that there is. You don't know
very much about audio, do you. I do, because I'm
the one who uploads it and puts the commercials in specifically,

(16:26):
so I see the whole timeline of where things have
to go in. Can you put the condo commercials back
so we make more money? What happened? It's like American
Express they don't want to pay us, no, but they
pay Spreeker, who pays us. And there was that other
dumb commercials like wrong King, holl wrong Ding, and that's
all the commercial was. It was like for some cold
medicine or something. Oh, and it was just a guy

(16:49):
saying something you could not understand for fifteen seconds. It
was the worst thing ever in the world, ever, in
the world ever. Wow, as far as commercials go, that's dramatic.
It is. It's very dramatic. H By the way, I
did find remember the person that I said that sent
us a direct message about the town name? I did
find it. What was the town name? Now? I lost

(17:10):
it again? Oh it's right here, Okay. Hey. Love the
show in all forms, especially the chaotic moments. That seemed
to push Scotty's buttons. This love that. I have a
suggested for a topic for a future Bold Chat that
would be the pronunciation of place names. My initial suggestion
would be a town in Scotland called Howick, Hawick h
A w I c K Hawick, Howick, Howick, Hallwick, Hallwick.

(17:34):
I don't know. I would love to hear you both
try and pronounce it how We Howick Hallwick. All it
could is Howick or Hallwick unless it's some like Scottish. Yeah,
then it's like and that's from a GJD. What's up? Well?
The thing? Oh black belt? What? What's the longest work

(17:56):
we should do with spelling? Be? No, I'm not good.
There was some words that I have to say. I
don't know. There are some words that I just cannot spell,
like maintenance. I can never spell maintenance. It's maintain ants,
maintain ants, maintenance. I can never spell maintenance. I can
never spell nauseous. I can never spell diarrhea. I could
do all the words that I cannot spell, I can
never spell them right, And a lot of times my

(18:18):
spell check won't get it right either, because it's like,
what do you try to say? I could do those.
I can't certain. I still get a little tripped up
on dessert and desert yea, but I started remembering it
because dessert is so good. You go back for seconds.
You still don't know two s's your your? I do?
You don't know they're there and there. You constantly asked
me about they're there and there. I know constantly. I

(18:39):
know apostrophe R means R yes, So like I get
your and your Okay, what about if I'm I'm gonna
go over there and take their temperature? So it's E
R E E I R okay, all right, so good.
I'm proud of you, Thank you, You're welcome. I remember
when we used to do vocap tests like that and

(18:59):
you would have to like circle the right one. I'd
always just get a whole paperback full of red marks,
and like, seriously, dude, was it too much for you
to say vocabulary? What you said vocab? Was it too much?
You are that guy? I am? You know what I
am little knit picky, I am nitpicker. There's nothing I
can do about it. It's just in me. And you

(19:19):
can't say vocabulary. I'm just saying you can't say it.
You might as well say it. Look we need we
need more time on this podcast, so do a whole word.
We don't need any shortcuts here. Well, when I used
to do my bocabulary tests and do bad on them, poorly, poorly,
I'm fine, Yeah, not great. I used to. I used

(19:40):
to write answers on my hand. It was terrible. I
would I would I would write some answers on my hand,
and I would use the eraser maate pens so I
could just I got an itch, you know, and I
would just rub it off and it wouldn't be there anymore.
I would have smudges everywhere, but it wouldn't be on
my hand anymore. And then what I started doing, probably,
I don't know. It was in high school for sure.
I would take a little piece of paper and I

(20:03):
would just write really little words, voke, have words, and
I would put it in between my legs and I'll go,
I know it'd scratched myself or something. I would look
down and I would, you know, I was. I have
really good eyesight, so I write really little and I
put it down there. Did you ever get caught? Never? Never?
That's probably how I graduated high school by cheating. You

(20:24):
know what, it's not cheating, it's just being resourceful. Exactly.
There it is. You were just about to look exactly
exactly ye oh, what didn't you know? So no, that's
not a loophole. That's cheating. You know you passed. I did,
but you did it, you wouldn't have this job. Probably
there it is. You know what, there's a lot of
things in life that I'm I'm a firm, firm believer,

(20:47):
and everything happens for a reason and things just kind
of fall into place. I absolutely, one hundred percent andy
believe that. Who says that too many people and too
many times, too many times. It's lost all its meaning
because everyone just says it. Now, well, you know, it
was an emoji. I understand it was. So it's been
said for years and years and years and years. This
isn't a recent thing like you're trying to claim it is,

(21:08):
like everyone's been saying it. Now I'm the only one
who could be what. People don't just say, uh, you know,
man with orange hair all the time because it's an emoji.
It's it just doesn't make any sense. Okay, So it's
just one. It doesn't even say one hundred percent, just
one hundred Yeah, because you're keeping it. You're keeping it
a hundred that's not one hundred percent. That is is
totally different. It doesn't even have one hundred percent on

(21:29):
the emoji. People have been saying keep it one hundred
men for years. Yes, But all I'm trying to say
is if you listen in popular culture and on TV
and on the radio and every people and these kids,
these kids these days, in their conversations, they say one
hundred percent a lot more than they did a couple
of months ago. It's become months ago now. Yes, So

(21:49):
it's only in the past couple of months that you've
picked up on this. Yes, it's got a grand conspiracy
has been using a hot conspiracy. It's just people are
saying it's a crutch, it's a crush that they're just
it is. It is, and you know, people will get
over it. And everyone everyone went their millennial boomboxes and
then thingam a jigs omens. They're just texting one hundred
percent to people. No, but when you when you asked

(22:13):
me a question, I shouldn't answer one hundred percent. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
that you're that goes against Nancy Reagan. That's my new slogan,
just say yes, what about drugs? Zero percent? Nancy would
be proud of you. She would, she would. You did it, Scott.
Nobody knows what you're talking about. Say no to drugs. Anyway,

(22:35):
you did it zero percent? What else you got? Are
we ready to go? I want my coffee and a
ride home. Well, I get the ride home, right, you
get I'm getting you the coffee. You know, Actually I
can't take you home today, and I'll tell you why,
because I got the forbidden spot in Manhattan. There's that
you know that one. There's that one section of parking
up the block that is no signs. There are very

(22:57):
few of these today, so my head is pounding, so
listen to me. So there's like force five spots there
with that is unsigned, which means you can leave your
car there forever. Like there are a car sitting there
with a foot of snow on it because it's been
there for a month. Really, you don't have to move
them nothing because there's no signs that you can't get ticket,
can't get towed, nothing. And I got one of them
this morning. So I just want to leave my car

(23:18):
there forever and just train in and out the rest
of the time because you can't get this. It's a
really great long term plan for you. I see this
working out. Well it's not. But I just want to
leave my car there, okay forever because it's legal. I
need to have caffeine. Why didn't you? I'm no, I'm
not cleansing my friend Tommy and I. But here we go.
Hou's his wife, Gina? Did they did get divorced? Yet? No? Again,

(23:42):
I also forget where that's even from. Oh my god,
Tommy and Gina family, New Jersey. You are from New Jersey,
New Jersey. That's very forceful. Tommy, he used to work
on the docks. Oh the song the Union's been on
strike and ginake No, no, no, no, Billy Joel, No,

(24:03):
he's Long Island, you giant idiot. Bruce Ringscene. No, he's
also in New Jersey. Yes, going Living on a Prayer.
Tommy and Gina are in like seven songs. So yeah,
sure that's from the bon Jovi. Yes, the bon Jovi,
The Living on the Prayer. Sure that one is it?
It's one of them. Yeah, you have to tell me

(24:23):
if yes it is. Tommy used to work on the
dog half way doesn't sound like that at all, so
your friend Tommy and Gina told you what so only Tommy, Yeah,
don't even have a friend named Gina. We decided to
challenge ourselves to do no caffeine today and no naps.
I can't even take a nap today, so dumb, just
do it. Just do what you do. No, why, look

(24:44):
how it's good. Look how much agony you're in. It's
not agon. Not messing with your body. Your body is
used to things. Just do it. That's not a good
reason for anything. So if I just start eating tons
of food or drinking a lot, but then I should
just keep going with it because that's my body. That's
what it's used to. One thing. If you were trying,
like quit caffeine, then I commend you and I will
help you. But just you would not help me. If

(25:06):
I tried to quit caffeine, Oh, I dangle chocolate bars
in front of your face. That's not even caffeine. I'm
just a coffee. There's caffeine and chocolate. I'm talking coffee. Okay.
You would be like, who's going to down? King? Know
what I would do. I would get one of those
plant misters and I would and I'll just spray you
in the face with coffee, and then that's what would
lead me down a spiral. Have a whole pot of coffee,

(25:27):
I would miss you with coffee. I do drink a
lot of coffee though, Like you know, I'm up to
three cups a day now. I so the thing is like, here,
I'll have my medium cup. I used to be a small.
Now I do a medium cup, and then for the
rest of the day. Usually I can be fine. But
if I'm home by myself, or if I'm working from
home or on the weekend, I could do like an

(25:50):
entire like little pot. See. I like to tell myself
that I don't need the coffee. It's not my body
craving it. I just it's just a matter of habit.
So like driving in in the morning, I expect to
have a cup of coffee with me, and then we
get another one during the show. Yeah, and then I
get another one in the afternoon. Wow, I don't think
I need it. I think you do. But I just

(26:12):
think Antcy would be so disappointed. Well, is a drug.
I know it is. Nanty would be so disappointed. I'm
assuming it's no different than craving a cigarette. I mean,
I just I don't need it, but I crave coffee same.
I love the taste of coffee. However, when I was
blown it out number one, two and three last week
or two weeks ago, what's the number three? It's everything

(26:32):
at once, I like, I didn't want coffee for two
or three days. The thought of coffee made me nauseous.
Oh yeah, I forgot you went through that small phase. Yeah,
it wasn't a phase. I was sick, you idiot. No,
when you were like, I will never drink coffee again,
i'd never said that. No, you did, trust me. I
did to me when you were like, I don't know
if I'll ever be able to have it again. It's

(26:53):
just the taste is so gaggy to me right now. No,
I don't think those are the words I use. I
just it made me nauseous to think I need to
just start recording you this way you could play it
back and then you'll be like, no, didn't say that.
Who's that? Why is there a bucket of vibrators here?
Because from the vibrator speedway. But they both they don't
belong in here. We'll put them back on touching them.
They were on a wooden board like calm it down, Sally.

(27:15):
You also brought them over here. You could put them back.
I don't want to touch them. Then touch the tupperway
what again, I haven't had caffeine. I haven't had caffeine,
and this is the last thing I need in my life.

(27:47):
Shut these things off. I don't know how those are powerful.
Get out of here. This is Oh that one struck?
Is that one broken? Put it? Just put it in
the bucket, please please put it in the bucket. Yeah,
this one doesn't shut up. Maybe the trojan at will

(28:09):
come on next. Thank you, thank you. Oh, don't forget
these So do they just stay in here now forever? Yeah? Why?
Because it's like the dumping ground for everything. Look how
much garbage is in here? Is full of garb. Imagine
when we move from this place, when we move, when
we move, I'm just walking out. Yeah that's it. I'm
taking a few things of value that I need and
I'm just walking in. And what would those be? Like

(28:31):
my photo album under there? I've never seen your photo album.
You have it? That's my zero one hundred album. Take
it out. Let's let's go through some pictures. Also, did
you want me to get you lunch? Today. No, it's
not just pictures, it's also artifacts. Like this is one
of my first events I ever did. There's Hooty in
the blowfish Legit. Dust just went in my eyes. That's cool. Yeah,
that's what happens. Look there's me in the in the
hummer in nineteen ninety five. And look, people need to

(28:53):
see these pictures. Take them out, and Joe, I can't
take them out. They're gonna people listen to this anyway.
They don't watch. That's Scottie being a hummer in a hummer.
I said that, Oh, what did you think? I said,
I don't know, but I don't take them all that.
So this is like over the You see this girl
right there, Yeah, okay, so he's topless. Yeah. So when
I first started working here, my boss at the time

(29:15):
was like, don't ever just give someone a T shirt.
Make them work for it. You make them work for
a prize, make them know that they got it from
Z one hundred. So this is on the side of
the Garden State Parkway, the Cheesequake rest area, and the
girl was was there said oh, can I have a
T shirt? I'm like, no, here, take these Z one
hundred bumper stickers and I'll trade you your top for
these bumper stickers and that. This is when we were

(29:35):
like hardcore grunge, Nirvana everything, you know. So she's like,
all right, who and there she is on the side
of the road and then the police came. Huh yep,
I got thrown out. Yeah, so these, you know, just
passes all stuff. Oh there's me with Sammy Hagar way
back in the day and the All Star Cafe that
opened a Times Square and closed quickly after that. Okay,

(29:55):
I think I went to this when I was a kid.
You were probably in a carriage. Yeah, I remember going
to New York when I was a kid. No, you
were three. It Hollywood, you were three because Time Square
you to have a plan in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I remember. Still a lot of events there.
So there's Andre Agassy and Wayne Gretzky and that other
one guy. I'm not a sports guy, so no, that

(30:17):
was good. Oh Joe Montana mm hmm wow. And there's
Yasmin Bleeth, No idea who that is? She was from Baywatch. Oh,
she was with Pam Cool ninety five ninety six. Look
at my gold chain, big old gold chap did you
go to the signing. No, I was working, You were
working it. Yeah, what do you think? I don't know.
I thought maybe it was like in your album because
you were like, hey, I'm a fan. Oh this is
all Z one hundred stuff. There's Rusted Root. That was

(30:38):
one of the first events I ever did. Our boss said,
you have to wear white shorts. You legit look like
a boy band member. Yeah, you look, that's insane. That
that's you. Look, there's Luke Peruman. He's walking down the hallway.
Send me a way, not send me on my way,
send me on my way. I love that song that's
Rusted Root. Oh, no way. Yeah, this is when that

(31:00):
song was mere. Yeah. Yeah, there was like that to
whom there was a fake Hooters in Secauca's New Jersey
called Bazookahs. So to an event in Bazuka's vas. Yeah.
The VMA is nineteen ninety five. Wow. Yeah, that was cool.
It's cool. And that's a Tower Records. That was Downtown

(31:20):
Kennedy from MTV and Sponge song Molly sixteen Candles down
the Drift, Oh yeah, Sponge. Yeah, a lot of one
hit wonders from this time. That's PM down No Idea
I would die without you. You doing that? Set a

(31:42):
drift on memory Blizzard, No, set a drift on memory
bliss is what it's called. I die without you, U
more sponge hold on, I would die without you. A
m PM no PM don AMPM is a bunch of
supermart of gas stations and then drift on memory boys. Yeah,
let's try it. No, no, no, we don't want to

(32:04):
hear the commercial Liberty Mutual Biberty by bid Mimy. So
that's uh, that's Kennedy and that's I remember Kennedy Stewart.
What's an Alison Stewart? I remember her. That's me throwing
hard jewel case c ds off the top of the
truck at a crowd. This is the extended.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, you don't know the song. No, it samples uh something,
oh doesn't but stand out ballet true, it samples that won't.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Do what I would find? Okay, all right, we can't
play anything goes I guess huh okay, So yeah, that's
me at Hofstra. Do you know what other song sample that? Now?
And it's just dawning on me. But Summertime by Ell
by that band. I think about you in the summer time. Oh,
oh wait, no, that was when they did a comeback

(33:09):
that was New Kids. Okay, you're nuts, but they sampled
that song. So that's me throwing CDs at people, a
big crowd of people at Hofstra. That's insane. Look at
all this Tommy Hill figure right. Look, that's that's mid
nineties right there. Yeah, there's me posing on top of
the urban assault vehicle. I can't you know. What was
funny about that is we had we had two hummers
the radio station and on one side it said truck
number twelve and on the other side it said truck

(33:30):
number fifteen. So if you saw it, you thought we
had so many of them, depending on which side you
were on. It was very clever. There's the fashion cafe
that's long out of business. There's what's her name? And
what's her name? Namy Campbell. And that's that looks like
Jessica Bielle. I know it's not, it's not. I know her, yep.
And that's Elliot who used to work on the show. Yeah,
there's John Popper. I'm going to John Popper sandwich with

(33:52):
what's his name? The other guy from a Blues Traveler,
Taylors no idea, Okay, Oh, Sophie B. Hawkins. Dude. This
was at Sam Goodie at the Roosevelt Field Mall along Island,
and she wouldn't come out until she could smoke her
weed in the back room. And we were all like,
she's smoking pot, the dirty Sophie B. Hawkins. Yeah, I'm

(34:13):
sure that was just you. No, it wasn't. No, guys,
I saw Sophie Bee Hawketts smoking you know who that is. No,
that's Rupert g. He was the deli, the Hello Deli
next door to David Letterman. We used to go in
there all the time and get sandwiches for bits that
we were doing. I absolutely love that T shirt. I
wish that would come back. Oh. I have a bunch
of brand new ones. Do you want one? Yeah? Okay?
Also fun fact, Yeah, I love that. She was smoking

(34:36):
pot and it was scandalous. And then in this side
it's playboy. What's the matter with that? That's just girls
in bikinis. So she's doing dirty drugs. But let me
take pictures of topless women. They weren't topless. I was
hosting a contest, I was a judge. Was this at
the Dirty Shore? No, that was it. It was in
the Hampton's what seven Mary three? Look at that? Who's

(34:59):
seven Mary peages come in a can? Oh? First of all,
it's John Baker, the Dead Presidents, Cumbersome, Ah have become combers.
I think I remember you singing that. Yeah, stop you're
going too fast. Nobody can see this, so it's upsetting.
But whatever. You should upload a couple of them. Take
take the best pictures and I'll scan them in and

(35:21):
they'll upload them the best. Yeah, okay, they're all the best.
Was that place called Summers I think it was Summers
in East quag Summers. No, it was the one that
was next door. I can't even remember anymore. Look, there's
Elvis and seven Mary three. That's so funny. On location. Yeah,
we were at tavern On the Green Patty she's so nice.
More red Hot chili peppers. There's David Brow so cool. Yeah,

(35:43):
this is like the timeline of my life. Yeahs, yes,
that was the big concert we had at Vernon Valley,
great Gorge. That's where Action Park was. Oh yes, and
this was a huge concert all built around oasis. So
there were all these bands there. There was garbage. Hold on,
did you take stabbing Westward? God Lives underwater. Did you
take these? Yeah? I was the promotions guy there. I

(36:04):
wasn't allowed to be in the picture with Anthony Ketos.
I absolutely love that, Like you were the picture person
and he wouldn't know what the pictures looked like either,
so it would just be like, yeah, thanks, Yeah you
didn't know. Because it was film. These would go for
If you uploaded these people would be like, oh my god,
classic pictures. Why is that an NFT? It could be okay,

(36:26):
serial killers. Well they become guys that are in it.
That's doctor Judy. Oh, this person's that's Anthony Ketos. I
know who it is. But these people aren't fam that's Kane.
It is King. Yeah, oh the one the one that
just got fired from all to New York. That one. Yeah. Cool.
So there's there's no Gallagher and him and Liam I've
always heard he's terrible. Yeah. They came up to start

(36:47):
singing and he literally said it's too efid code and
they left after they sang one song. What they sang
Live Forever and then they left. They never even did
Wonderwall Nope, snow Oasis great. So there was garbage, stupid.
This is so yeah, Courtney Love No she's Garbage. That's
a Courtney Love. That's Shirley Manson Courtney Love, whole there

(37:10):
it is, damn it. Okay, well, snow Asis. What I'm
loving is the nineties. Yeah, read what it was. Snow
Ass a radical, twisted, warped. I obtained sports and Music
fast featuring Oasis, Garbage, Stabbing Westward and God Lives Underwater.
Look at the moshing sponsored by Z one hundred as

(37:32):
extreme as it gets. Literally, this is hysterical. And now
we're like New York's NABER one top forty station hit music.
Yeah whatever, there's the ninety six schedule. Look at that
the resort opens. You can't read that trade show, free Burger's,
oh Free, bungee jumping, Sony PlayStation, begin her snowboarding BMX.
So he was supposed to Noel Gallagher was going half

(37:55):
an hour, They played one song and left. That's crazy. Yep,
skateboard demos you should have been Yeah, no, wonder why
they don't have a career anymore. Yeah. So these are
some girls from Melrose Place. I don't remember what that
event was. That's Elliott again in the van. So these
are the giant thirty foot free money monkeys. That we
would inflate at events, and so every so often I

(38:17):
would have to take them to the firehouse to get
them cleaned, because that's the only way we could clean them,
the fire hoses in the fire trucks. Yeah, there's Alfonso
Ribero and oh yeah he dies, he's dead. But see water,
Alfonse Water. You had a wall there's people Phil. Yeah,
I know it's uncle Phil. Well yeah, oh yeah, we
had an autograph one and then remember when I got

(38:38):
one for here and then COVID hit Yeah, and only
the only person that signed it was Guy Fiedi. There's
four names on that wall right now. Dog's I view,
everything falls apart? Remember that? Why does that one go?
Everything falls apart? Yeah? Sing it? I don't not going
to sing that one. Okay, fine, okay, bush. Oh so
I used to get to put tattoos on people and

(38:59):
back in the nineties they're like, put it on my ass,
and so we could. You can't do that anymore, huh Yep,
it's a lot. Yeah, there's the Scooby Doo van. That's
again that's at Hofstra me throwing hard k CDs at
people's heads. Again, Hoody in the blowfish to have it
on the green. We used to do things are all
the time. My man, my man, Eric Strata seven Mary four.

(39:20):
That's at the GNC. Did you just happen upon hand station?
Was he there? I knew he was doing it appearing.
That's the That's the only one in this book that
had nothing to do with Z one hundred nothing. But
this was just a personal highlight for you. That's correct.
We were there buying zinc together. You were you both
bought zinc. Hoody in the Blowfish guys, there's John Mellencamp.

(39:41):
Oh wow, yep. Jingle Ball ninety six do this book
was way back. This is crazy, no doubt. Oh wow,
who is it? Jingle Ball in nineteen ninety nine? So
jingle Ball ninety nine, that's ninety sixty. This girl's rule
the mule For people that don't know, don't take it out.
It's nice, you know we have This is both a
concert called jingle Ball and it's like a big concert.
They know. It's an all over the country. Now. We

(40:03):
started it in New York in nineteen ninety five. That
was the first one. I've mentioned it to people before
and they've been like, huh so this one. The lineup
was Jewel, Sarah McLaughlin. That's basically. Oh, Sheryl Crow, I
know her. Everyone else I don't know. Suzanna Hoffs was
in the Bengals. Tracy Chapman Fast Car. Come on, dude,
Sean call I love Tracy, Johnny came home. You want
to pass car? Wait you miss? I want to take

(40:24):
it for going. Patty Rothberg, no doubt is that it? Yeah? Wow,
you had no doubt. Hm. I love that. It was
an all girls jingle balls. Yeah, it was girls mule,
That's what it was. This is when we used to
go to Super Bowl parties and people's houses. We would
take the show there. That's when I was doing the
night show with Lucas. That's hysterical, and I was Cyberboy. Cyberboy. Yeah,
why were you cyberboy because you had a beeper? No,

(40:46):
you jerk. Back in the in the ninety six or so,
that's when like the AOL chat rooms were here. That's
when the Internet was still in its infancy and you
would dial it up and the modem. I remember dial
So we had a chat room. It was called the
ZE one hundred chat room with Cyberboy and Lucas and
I was Cyberboy. It was actually Lucas and Cyberboy whatever,
And so they gave me this big box. It looked
like this Superman box that you have here, and it

(41:08):
would make my voice sound like a robot. So I
would go, hello, welcome to the chat room. What is
your request? And I would like read dedications as a computer.
And it was so stupid and I will never play
a tape of that ever because it was awful. Do
you have home No, but you can find it on
YouTube if you look up Z one hundred, Lucas Lukas
you can find stupid old video people in the news.
Old Beth page February twenty first, nineteen ninety seven, Scott

(41:31):
b Works in radio. It's Z one hundred. You can't
even read? Is any glasses? No? I can? I love this.
It is basically a top four hundred years go again
to the show. They added an extra zero with dedications
between the songs. Cyberboy is access through the internet at
http forld slash backslased backslash www does z one hunter

(41:55):
dot com with the space they have space for some reason,
and reads those dedications on the radio in a computer
generated voice. Yeah, I got in trouble one time Tom
didn't like when I said I blew my load and
because I was talking about giving money away or whatever,
and he got mad. Scott is twenty one and graduated
from Kennedy High School in nineteen ninety three. And then

(42:16):
this is Snowball. This was the year after Snowaces. This
is hysterical. Yeah, this one. It was warm. It was
supposed to be a whole snow event, but I remember
it was warm and it was muddy and gross. Amber
remember tagline day Amber? Oh no, but I'm wondering. There
was none. Yeah, there was no like extreme anything around there.
We were done with that. Crush d Jellyhead was crushed.

(42:39):
Cool out here, brothers cool, Come on, man, donal Lewis,
I know I love you, ol Ways forever near Fie
Peppa so Popa's who look, there's Danielle. I did have one.
Oh spring break without the burn? Spring break? Wait? Is
this Snowball nineteen ninety seven? A day of love music

(43:01):
and a ton of snow. There's no snow. That's not
the way it was. Ninety seven was was gentler. Oh
we're going Grunge was already going away. So it's spring
break without the burn. A day of peace, love music
and a ton of snow, but there wasn't any because
it was sixty degrees and everything was melting and it
was a big muddy mess. Yeah. Oh, Danielle, that's what
I just said. I'm scary. Look it's scary. Oh my god,

(43:23):
isn't that crazy? And look there's the free money monkey
and some random dinas. We should bring that back. It's gone.
The rats add in the garage so it was full
of holes. We had to throw it out. Gina g No,
I forget the name of the song, girl, Spice Girl.
That was pretty cool. That's Daniel's sister. Look how little
she was. Oh my gosh, yeah wow, greatg t out

(43:48):
in the street, Happy birthday. Oh Marv Albert? Remember he
bit that girl? So we got a cake and we
had people come out in the street and they bit
him back. What he bit some girl and like some
sex thing. Marv Albert? No, yes, don't even know who
that is. You don't know he was a sportscaster. Okay,
there we are. Do you do these live broadcasts at
Jones Beach all the time? There's no doubt. In nineteen
ninety seven, Wow, Tumble Wamba h there's the Wallflowers. Jacob Dylan,

(44:11):
Bob Dylan's son, Hello, yeah, yeah, it doesn't reading a bell.
Sixth Avenue Heartache, one headlight sing it, try to turn
the engine, but the engine wouldn't turn sing it. No,
Well I don't know, and if I don't hear it,
you wouldn't know. Sixth Avenue Heartache was the name of
the song. I don't remember one Headlight. It was a
huge hit. Trumble Wamba, Sugar Ray. I remember Sugar Yeah,

(44:31):
Sugar Ray came up. Yeah, they all came up. But
what's his name, didn't guy? Yeah, I can't I remember
his name. Not Mark McGrath, Yes, Mark McGrath. The whole
band came up except him. Why he couldn't come that day?
So that was like, what a great interview. Mark McGrath's
not there? Can you name any of the other guys? No, well,
it's like Maroon five. Who's another member of Maroon for
exactly there it is, you're interviewing Room five when Adam

(44:53):
Leene doesn't show up? Who Adam Levine? La mean? Yeah,
look a payphone? Eric Strata, Oh yeah, that's when we
tricked him to come up to the radio station. How
did you trick him? Well, Elvis knew that I really
liked him, huh. And so he had a book out
called My Road from Harlem to Hollywood, and so we
had him come up and with the promise of an
interview for the book. So we did the interview. It

(45:15):
never aired, and we just took pictures and stuff, and
I was like, there you go, so I can't. Yeah,
so you tricked Eric Astrada probably is like fearful at
his place. That was a great chingle ball Aerosmith, Oh
my god, yeah, right, Marlon Maples and what's her name?
Little Trump, Vanka Wow, Vogue all Axes Z one hundred
jingle ball in ninety seven. I wead the lineup and

(45:37):
Rudy Juliani. Yeah, that was at a car show at
the Javit Center. That's Greg t when he lived in
Farming Dell in an apartment and we went to visit
him one time and he got so pissed we never
came that he moved. He's like, you guys are gonna
c hang out, right, come on, we're gonna hang out.
We went there once and then that was it. Wait,
that's in sync, Like how little they were. It's daring
out when this is when it stopped going grunge and

(45:59):
then everybody was going to like futuristic colors. Yeah, that's
like people blues and m hm right yeah right. I
love that you used to change the Z one hundred
logo so much. Nowadays it's like uniform for that's hysterical.
There's Greg and a Bikinian work boots in Central Park. Wow,
this was a It was a nice trick on their album.
I loved that it continues in another album somewhere. Well,

(46:22):
sorry for the people watching that you didn't get to
see any of these, but just no, there's some good
there's some good pictures in there. Well you know that's
that's the thing that's really sad to me. There's no
albums anymore. There's no photo albums on You can build
one online with pictures that are online and just get
in the mail and shipped. Sorry whatever. You know. There's
hardcover books from Shutterfly or whatever, but it's just not
the same. No, I agree, not honestly. Going through all

(46:43):
my parents old pictures because I got a photo converter,
it like makes them digital, so this way they can
live forever. Because photo albums forever all right, oasis. So
the photos, yeah, are uploaded into the cloud. But yeah,
there's just some nice about having an album being able
to physically touch and feel and look. Yeah, sorry, kids

(47:05):
of today, Yeah you'll never know. Yeah they really won't.
You'll never know. Yeah, they won't. We get to be
those people now, I get to join you. Oh these kids,
they're floopy flop boxes and phones. So hope you're enjoying
your President's week, whether you're away or still working or
just doing nothing. Hope you chill and relax. Yeah, chill,

(47:30):
all right, This is my friend Tommy who's also doing it.
He says, no, how Gina is? Just no nap, say,
Scotty wants to know how Gina is. I want to
see if he even remembers. Scotti wants, I'm gonna put
recording my podcast. No, no, no, don't do that. Okay, he
wants to know how Gina is. Yep, it's gonna be like,

(47:54):
what are you talking about? But does he have no
memory whatsoever? Is he a giant pothead and can't remember
because we even called him? He was on the show
with us and we said, hey man, how's Gina? And
I played the whole bon Jovie thing and everything. Never
did this. Yes, I did ask him how it is
working on the dock. Go back to episode twenty seven.
He was in it. I'm not even He says, huh,
what a dope? I told him the reference wouldn't land. God, Seriously,

(48:17):
nobody has ever said to him, how's Gina. His name
is Tommy and he lives in New Jersey. Apparently it's
from living on a prayer and we've been through this before.
Tell him to stop smoking so much weed. He does
it and he's a vice principal. So what they do?
Which vice principal? Do you know? Trust me? Anyway? Thank
you for listening to bull Chat, the sister podcast of

(48:38):
Serial Killers. If you want to hear us eat cereal.
Uh listen, mondays, He says, what are you talking about?
Who is he? I'm gonna go back and find the
episode that he's actually in. When we said that, he
called you. Okay, hold on, this is the episode. Listen
to me. Can you listen, I'm listening. I'm listening to you.
Guys were all in a beach house. You guys were
all in the house together. Yes, you and you were

(48:58):
on something. You called in. You called and we recorded
it and it was an episode. It was an episode.
Let's figure out which one it was because we do it,
and I'll play it for him and go, dude, I
don't even remember that. I was so high. I don't remember.
There were no drugs in that house. Whatever I drank, Please,
all your survivor friends, there were all all these weird
amphetamines from other countries whatever, other countries. A psycho, yeah,

(49:23):
a psycho. You guys are sucking on like these bugs
from these other countries that have talking drug tendencies. When
you sucker hotels, yes, yes, yes, when you're stuck they
find drug bugs and you're bringing it back to Dare
because this is too much. Hope you all have a
great day telling you forage for drug bugs in the woods.
That's right. So Tommy says, okay, so you so you're

(49:46):
doing a podcast and you want to ask me how
Gina is, ask him how it is on the docks.
I am not any further because at this point he's like,
what are you even say? Do you remember when you
used to work on the docks. I'll do it, I'll
do it. Do you remember when you used to work
on the docks? Question Mark don't you remember Comma the

(50:12):
union's been on strike? Question Mark? All right, he's right now,
he's probably like, I don't understand what's going on. Oh
we're getting a response. Dude. He's from New Jersey. I

(50:33):
can't be the only person. Why why are you sending
me songs? Okay, well he's actually from Long Island, he is, Yeah,
but he lives in New Jersey. No he doesn't. No, Well, okay,
so he is Billy Joel. Maybe there's a Tommy song
that has Billy's in it. Sings it anyway? All right, well,
this has been real. It's been a really great episode. Yes,

(50:54):
thank you all for listening watching. Yeah, okay, I hope
you enjoy the rest step you are week. Remember Monday Mayhem,
out of Control serial Killers. Make sure you are here
out of control Monday morning. Check it out. And it's
also a fun YouTube video, so uh listen and watch.
Please listen because that's you know where we saw for
the curse words. Yeah, ahead of time? All right, take care,
have a great week rest of the week. Yeah, and

(51:17):
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(51:37):
ducking confused. Go eat some cereal, all right. I'm telling you,
I'm gonna find the episode and play it back, all right.
To find it, I am, go for it all right.
All right bye, So you