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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Day, Make my day, Make my day. That's yah, kid,
k Hi. Pump up the jam.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Pump it up while you feel in something while your
feet stomp in, stomping, stomp in. Welcome to boll Chat.
Do we have a thing? I guess Do you care
at this point? I've it's like it's twelve thirty on
the day that we are supposed to be going on vacation.
Who's going on vacation? Okay, who is going on vacation?
(00:27):
I'm so sorry that you are going to work from
home next week. But it is crazy here. There's a
lot of stuff going on. To consider a lot of
Wednesdays November now. We recorded this tomorrow. We are getting
a lot done in a short amount of time. We
are very very stressed. Hot in here. It is. It's
hot because we're stressed. Tomorrow's Turkey Day. It is Turkey Day.
So let's be thankful for that, and let's also be
(00:49):
thankful for our fantastic listeners. Thank you all so so
much for listening. We really do appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Sweet Wattle, you got here, Gobble gobble? Yeah, what's going
on there? Andykins?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Uh? Not much. I'm just excited for Thanksgiving. I wish
we did another discussing dinner party.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I wish we did too. Yeah, you know what I
was going to make. I was going to make the
vegetable salad jello mold from the seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That sounds nause eating.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
They promoted that back in the day as a jello mold,
but it was salad.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What's that? Bull chats the bulls chat chat chat here.
That's it all all chat chat chat chat chat. So
I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving tomorrow. Thanks so
much for listening.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Bye, just kidding cuts it. Our buddy Balfrey Grannie was
supposed to join on this. I'm not sure if he's
going to make it in time because we're kind of
on a time crunch today.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, there's a whole bunch of people walking out
there for we just want to go do some man
on Street type stuff. No, I don't like. Hello, welcome
to bowl Chat. Talk to us about your life.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do you want to see this cool package that we
got from a great listener of ours.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'll go get it. Oh by you, Well you got
set up? Look at you look so the box says
some great bowl Chat art on there. Oh fine, it
says the sister podcast a serial killing. Wow it clink
it says on this side, clink it says on that side.
So who sent this? This came from? Oh it's our
buddy m Nelson. Who's that, Matt? Oh, Matt?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, this needed out of my house asap. Enjoy boys crunch.
Matt from Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What is it? Oh, tricks popcorn? What do you mean? Oh,
trips popcorn? I don't Okay, that's something glazed popcorn.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, try it while we chat about bowls.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So let's go, Thanks, Matt, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
This is a big, old, heavy, thick, fat bag. Yeah. Oh,
box tops, box tops are on the bag. Well, here's
the thing. I love tricks, but I also love popcorn together.
I don't know how this is gonna taste, but.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think it's so let's talk about things while we
eat our tricks popcorn.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I want to. We're not taste testing it, Okay, Sand corrected.
This is actually delicious. Yeah, it tastes like tricks. I'm
really good on popcorn. We should have had this with Jason.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's right, but who knows when he's coming back. We
see him go bad. You know, if you have these
in a bunch of different flavors.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Maybe next month we'll have him on.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
A bunch of jenditis. Actually, I hate to say it.
It does taste like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Mmmmmm, I'm not getting that. Are you kidding? Hmmm? Not
getting that?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's fine, I am okay. Well, they also have these
and cocoa puffs. I think cinnamon Toe's crunch, and there
might be another one we've had.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I think we did. We had the one of them.
M this is good, but nobody wants to hear us heat.
What's going on? Andy? Well, we have Sam's wedding on Friday. Yeah,
that's exciting. That wedding was great. No, it wasn't. It
was No, it wasn't because Wednesday. The wedding's on Friday,
is it right. I'm guessing that it was great. Yeah,
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you can't guess. The wedding didn't happen yet.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But I'm guessing that it was good. I'm guess it
will be good. Okay, got better?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah? Are you having some type of issues.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Are we gonna get to lift her in a chair?
I don't know, or is it only for bot mitzvahz.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know. They do that at weddings. Well, I
don't know if it's it's a non denominational wedding. Yeah,
but they're still breaking the glass. Oh they are. Yeah,
that's so cool.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
They're gonna do that. So maybe they'll do the chair
thing the hole rah, we'll all dance the whole rah,
the one where it's that's the whole ruh. Yeah, and
they're getting everyone holds hands and goes in a circle.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I love that. Yeah. I went to a Jewish wedding
a couple of months ago, and well a year ago
now wow, and in Cuba. No, that one was just
a wedding. Wedding well not a rake. Okay, that wasn't
right to say. It came out wrong. I meant to
say it was just a non denominational wedding. Sorry's so sorry,
quenching in the microphones. Did I also tell you that
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I up that wedding? I believe with the rings? Oh
my god, will so I thought I did a great job.
My speech was great, their vows were great. There was crying.
It was such a wonderful ceremony. And then I got
the married. They kissed, It was adorable, and then they officiated. Right, Yeah, okay,
(05:16):
and it was my first time ever officiating, and I
was like, wow, knocked it out of the park. And
then I looked out, what you thought I did?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
This sounds very tinmy hello hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, hello hello.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, it's better, okay, cool, go ahead. As I was saying,
I thought I did a great job not to toot
my own horn. But it ended. I was like, few done,
and now for the first time, I'm presenting mister and missus.
And then I just see Jackie in the corner. How
come nobody said anything? Because do you interrupt a ceremony? Yes,
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nobody interrupted the ceremony. So right before I said that,
I was like, all right, now presenting but the first
time mister and missus, and then I go oh oop,
and let's pivot. I forgot they were. So what they
did was they put them in a locket. Were they
in a cigar box? No, it was it kind of
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it was in a box, cuban box. No it So
they put them in like a locket, and then it
went around to everybody, Yeah, can I tell my story? No,
you're not. You're walking around like you're a little child.
And everybody had to like hold the locket with the
rings in them and set their intentions for them as
a couple. Oh and so then I didn't know where
the I just completely forgot that part of the ceremony.
I didn't write that in my script. Fell well, haven't great,
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but I pivoted. Well, I don't like the pivot thing. Pivot.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I will just go back to or turn around pivot.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Let's pivot. Okay, I'm done telling my story. Go I'm deceased.
Okay it Scott? What what can we talk about? What
can we talk about here? I am giving you something
to talk about? And then what do you hang out?
What do you hang on? Pivot? I don't like that word.
Oh that you well, you can't pay attention here. I
(07:07):
am bringing up a topic and it's eh, hold on
while I pivot this microphone great, I just I don't
like that work. Can you turn it around? Just see
way better? Please turn? Please use the words turn and around.
I can't take it the other way. Wait? Why do
people say that? So you had a nice time in Cuba?
This is weeks ago already, I know, but I'm telling
you the story of it. I'm bringing up a topic
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to bowl chat, and.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Here you are what's the topic that you forgot the rings? Yes,
and you almost ruined everything. Yes, I can't stop looking
at the piece of popcorn you have in your beard. Thanks,
is it gone?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yep? I really wanted burritos today. I can't. I can't,
I can't, I can't. Jesus what happened? God bless America.
I'm not gonna have time to drive you home as all.
I'm saying you were like all over the place today.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I am, because you know, today's that the day before
the show is off. There's always so much like I'm
never here this late. There's always so.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Much to do.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
There's piles of commercials, piles of production work to do,
have to make sure everything is in for the week,
and everyone's just like Nadya and then everyone runs out
the door and leaves the people like you and.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I here, Yeah, to do all the work. Yeah, you
know it's crazy, that's all.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, But we had to get this for our listeners,
even though there's really not much to it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, I mean you still have to set aside thirty
to forty minutes of just sitting down and not doing work.
You know, this is quote unquote work.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh I meant not much to it. It's like we
haven't really talked about anything, like a popcorn in my teeth. Well,
I I just made a physical appointment.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
That's great, Scott. So I got it in before the
end of the year.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Did you get your Oh you can't get one this year. No,
you're so excited.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I did get like a oh wait, the lady came
to your house to take your blood. What happened? Okay,
I peed in a cup. That's Can I tell you
about this? Yeah? Okay, so I had. I haven't gone
for a physical in seven years. I know it's bad.
Whatever you added a year. By the way, six seven.
I literally probably it's been seven years because it's been
that long. You were just a seven years ago. Okay, Yeah. Anyway,
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So I I got this guy to come to the
house for my life insurance policy. Never had this done.
He does all the fun things. Then he just gives
me a cup and two vials and goes fill up
the cup and then fill up these two vials with yes.
And when I tell you that I peed in this cup,
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I had coffee before. So not great.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Then I'm pouring what you're not supposed to.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
They don't tell you. He let me, nobody told me anything,
because he's also like, your blood pressure's high. I'm like,
because I just had coffee. What nobody told me to
do anything? Not good? Though, your your premium is gonna
be high. Well, no, my blood pressure was one thirty
over eighty, so it's like it's usually one twenty, right, Yeah,
I have because I give blood, so I know what
my blood pressure is. It's pretty Why why do that?
(09:56):
Why is giving blood good enough for you? Do what
I said? Oh, oh, I know my blood pressure is
good because I give blood. Here we go and he
gives bloody such you could pass it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
That's not what I was saying that you know, I
don't know my blood pressure. Didn't even know that one
twenty is good. I should is a good one anyway,
I should know that.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
So I am now in my own bathroom in my
apartment with a cup full of piss.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Could have been anyone, by the way, right, nobody's in there,
but someone could have left it in there for you
moments before.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I have nothing to hide, so not very secure. I
have literally nothing to hide. So it's just the fact
that I'm holding a cup at my own pee and
now I'm sitting there trying to. And it's a like
a round cup too, and the vials are small, so
I'm literally like ew ew ew ew.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
And then I'm pretty sure you could have fit it
in the vial when I know.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's a like picture this size cup, this size vial,
that's the hole. So then you're trying to pour the
pee in.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I was trying to make a joke. You probably just
could have peed right in a vial.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No, I couldn't. Must be nice, I couldn't. So then
I'm trying. Then I fill up the two bials and
I go, here you go, and he goes and the
cup too. So I'm walking through my living room with
a cup of my own piss to show this man.
And it wasn't great. Did he take blood as well?
He did take blood? How'd that go? That's fine, I
(11:18):
can get blood, of course you can. No, I think
that's great. Yeah, and they tested for everything. I don't
know when I'm getting these results. I don't know anything
about my life insurance policy. I know nothing. I know nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Who's your beneficiary, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So if I die, listeners, it's my sister. No, you said,
oh you said that in the last one. I'm sorry.
It's fine. Jackie's the beneficiary. Okay, so the soul beneficiary.
You didn't have kids one day, I would hope, So,
I hope so too. Yeah, it'd be nice little Andy running.
And I was supposed to be a twin. What do
you mean you're supposed to be? Yeah, I killed in
(11:56):
the womb? Did you kill it?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
The reports are uh are because you've heard that we're
like one is like no.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So early on in my mom's pregnancy there were two
of us and then there was only one. So I'd
like to say I've been playing survivor since early so true.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Why don't you put that on an audition tape?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I should?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Actually, seriously, that's the best line ever. You know, I
was supposed to be a twin, but I survived early on.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
What's up? Now?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
The tribe has spoken, I'm the ultimate survivor. Give me
the torch and put it out or leave it lit?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, leave it lit? Got it. We'll work on the
wording on it. But yeah, no, I was supposed to
be a twin. I would have hated being a twin. Really, Yeah,
you and your brother aren't twins, right, he's just younger?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, No, he's four four years older, so we couldn't
be twins, right, I don't think although Arnold.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh Scott, you can't have a sibling that's four years
older and it's your twin.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito were twins. Did you know that?
What Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito are twins.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
No they're not. Yes they are. No they're not. Okay,
why are you saying that, Oh, they have twins? No
they are twins. No they're not, Yes they are. Why
are you saying that? Did you not see the movie?
Here we go? What did you not see? Gold Rush?
The nineteen seventy four classic Arnold schwartz Nigga and Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's called twins, Okay, cool? Literally called twins. Great and
they're twins, they're brothers. Okay, you should see it. Sure,
I'll watch it this weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You never even heard of it? No, huh?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I mean see, I haven't seen a lot of movies,
but I've heard of them. I know Junior, the one
where he gets pregnant Arnold. Yeah, hm, that's something.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Will we coming back right after this? Ye? All right?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We'll be back. This isn't abridged version of bull chat.
We'll see it a few Oh oh, where is it?
It's the green button Andrew, what happened to the stupid
man box?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
We'll be back right after this and this come on? Yay,
did you notice it? Well?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I know you don't listen, but now what's happening is
do you have to be It's like there was a
Mercedes commercial. You're a micro was Lexus. I.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
You're micro needling. That's what you are. You're a micro
needler of a human. You go in but little jebs,
little needles like bpee peep. You don't feel them, but
they're there. Oh I always feel them. And then what
happens to the next day, You're not going to be
covered in all these red bumps. You're like, how the
hell is that? That's you. It's subtle, it's subtle, it's
little ones. It's I know you don't listen, but I
was listening to a Lexus ad.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, last week there was a Lexus ad and it
was in English and then the same exact one in Spanish.
It was pretty cool because I knew the words and
I remembered from the first commercial so I knew what
they were saying in the second one.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Cool. Yeah, but that's so why would they do that?
I don't know, Scott. That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I can understand, like a Spanglish commercial. Yeah, a Spanglish commercial.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Life in Spanglish. You can listen to that wherever you
get your podcasts? Do you still do that? Yeah? Yeah,
well we took a break because we did thirty episodes
for the season. Season three is over, hopefully season four
next year. So but you're still mister podcast right yeah?
Like how many podcasts you have under your belt? Now?
I have the Hollywood Gold podcast. You could listen to
that wherever podcasts are.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You don't have to add that part because obviously you
just get them where you get them.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Well, just search Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Hear the list of your podcasts that you work on.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
The Joy of Bob Ross a happy little podcast. I
have Serial Killers. I have my other one coming out
with my friend Miranda call bless this Reality Trash not
out yet, hopefully next week. What else? I counted this one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You have like Banglish, you have like two or three
more on the way right.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, I'm trying to get more people in. If you
need a podcast, come find me because I will help
you produce it.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So like so when the big show like goes away,
because it's going to one day, you will at least
have podcast production to fall back on.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, me, I got nothing. Well I want to work
for you. Can you teach me things? Yeah you can.
You just have to be able and willing to go places,
go places. Well yeah, like so it's like everybody. My
thing is, I'm not the best editor, but I can
do it. I learned a little bit of this and
a little bit of that over the years. I got
(16:09):
so you just need to be able to do a
little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm pretty good at editing, but I am not up
on the new editing software. Okay, Like I know everybody
not that it's new, but a lot of people use
pro tools and I haven't used pro tools in probably
fifteen to twenty years when I used to do commercial
production back in the old studio. So I just used
that thing over there, and that's easy for me.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Well, Josh and Sam both taught me how to use
pro Tools. It's not that hard. I know it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
But there's all kind there's so many channels and lots
of things. So this is where you just have to
like it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
For me, it's very overwhelming. But it's almost like with
Adobe Premiere, the video editing one. You kind of only
use a certain amount of the functions and the rest
are just there for like experienced people.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Kind of like that board that looks like a spaceship.
I only use the buttons that I need to use.
I don't even know what the other buttons exactly. In
your new board in the new studio, let me tell
you something that looks like a rocket chip.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I'm afraid of that. It's a very scary board. Soon.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't like all the colors veryk I wanted to
why can't they just make it mimic this one?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Why Why do they? Why why can't something tell and
they lift this board up, it's gonna be like cereal
crumbs every one. This board's filthy, disgusting. It is.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And it's not just me, because other people use the
studio from time to time. Yeah, but there is definitely
like and I don't they found they said they found
fingernails in there one time.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I've never cut my nails in this.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Studio ever in the history of my life would Greg
t really don't you remember when he used to sit
in the other studio in the morning, five am. He
would sit there and clip his nails. They would just
fly all over the studio and he wouldn't give two
ships and he would just leave them.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I can't that's so gross, I know. Yeah, I feel
like finger cutting, cutting nails, all that fun stuff. You really,
I don't know, it's kind of it's it's it's a
little nasty.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Things on your body shouldn't grow. They should just they
should grow in and be what they are and then
just stop. You shouldn't have to like trim things and
cut things, you know, your hair, Your hair should just
be your hair.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
What it's a matter. If it was like that, you
wouldn't think I was crazy because you'd never be able
to change your hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You could just brush it a different way, comb it
a different way. Yeah, but like I mean, you could
cut it, but it ain't coming back.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah. I don't think that's smart. I think it's actually
things have got to grow.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
That would open up a whole new industry because everybody
would have two pays and weaves.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, you know, so okay.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I mean I know it's an industry now, but it'd
be a much more lucrative industry because everybody would have it.
You would just change your look all the time like that.
Just put on a wig.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Sure, you know? Yeah? Fake beards, Mrkins everything. Well, I
don't think that you could perfect a fake beard.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I don't know about that. Like the Halloween beards don't
always look very real.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
No, they never look real. Well, I mean you could
buy real hair, yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
That's gross. I don't want someone else's hair on me. Okay,
Like I get like when there's a hair on the toilet,
I freak out. I don't want to and he hit
was hit on me? So is Ronnie coming in here?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Is he recording? No? I think he's done. But you
know I can see him he's recording. You can't. I
can see him. He moved over there. No it Can
we talk about his podcast really quick? Yeah, he's one
of the ones we worked on. It was the Joy
of Bob Ross, a happy little podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
He's not going to make it back here in time,
so why don't we discuss it.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It's all about Bob Ross if you want, like the
inside scoop on Bob Ross and all of his stories.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
We talk to people that like are our new.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Bob and also were inspired by Bob. And we went
to Munsey, Indiana only recently and did the Bob Ross Fest.
And I have to say it was really cool because
like before this started, I knew of Bob Ross, but
I never really knew who he was, right, and now
I feel like, you see what have what a legacy
(19:48):
he left? That's really cool. Do you know was he
in Chips? Do you know?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, here we go, who is a sworn police officer
in Muncie, Indiana, Hobbs Chip Eric Strata because he was
on that show. So the surreal life was No, it
wasn't the surreal life. There was the other one with
the little guy and they were all cops in Munsey, Indiana.
They were all sworn deputies in Monsey, Indiana.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
What was it? Oh my god? Was that the moment
Jack Osborne too when he the show? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Celebrity Justice or something what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
It wasn't called that. Get ready for the third mic?
Here come here comes Ronnie.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
No he's going in there. Oh okay, all right, but.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah no they but he's still a sworn police officer
in Munsey, Indiana. M just put Eric Astrada Munsey Police.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Okay, that's with a K. He spells it with a CA.
I know he does you do? Yes? Oh? Oh, Diamond
called me? Should we call her? No, it was earlier.
I missed it. That's okay, So he was in chips
obviously we know that dear had some background music.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Glenn Mission Glenn by Craig was the commissioner of the
California Higher Patrol when this show was on TV. You
know that thanks to him and the Ford Motor Company, it.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Was like a reality show, right yep. For providing the vehicles,
that's it. How come I cut off? Well because I
cut it off after a while. Why would you do that?
Armed and Famous, that's it, Armed and Fame. It was
canceled in four episodes.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It was a great show. And what's her name? Uh,
the one with the big I make up? Tammy Faye
Baker was also on that show. Okay, so no, you're
thinking of the surreal life No, but I'm not though.
It was that one. It's Armed and Famous. Who else
was in Armed and Famous?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Armed and Famous had Eric Strado, Lastoya Jacksons, Jack Osborne,
Trish Stratatus and Jason Acunya yep we man from Jackass. Yep.
I said the Little Guy that was a great show.
Muncy Police, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Four episodes is all it was. Yep, Wow, I thought
there were more than that.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And my fun podcast I'm doing with my friend Miranda,
we're going to talk about one we talk about one
season reality shows. Oh yeah, huh, there's so many of them.
I am a reality TV junkie, so it's really fun
for me. I think you're just a junkie.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Say why, huh why, I don't know, you like needles
in your arm?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, what anyway? Go on, sorry the micro needle or
Scott himself, go on anyway. I just really like one
season reality shows or trashy reality shows. So once I
really didn't make it like that. I just love you
could see it like they're way too over overacted or
overscripted or production really because again, in a lot of
(22:31):
these reality shows, like when we were going to do one,
they were they had like a whole list of like
your character traits and how what were we doing the
reality show that we were going to do for the
morning shows? Yeah, oh yeah, they wanted you to do things,
wanted you to do things. It's that they have everybody
scripted out. And this is all reality shows. So I'm
sorry to people that watch like a Real Housewives.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I will tell you right now from experience, that is false.
It's false.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
A Real Housewives type of show, yes, because they want drama.
But when you're on a coupon show. Okay, so this
is what scripted again, that's not a reality show. Yes
it was. No, it wasn't. That's a series. It's different.
I'm pretty sure that that is in the reality show category.
It's not because okay, whatever, okay whatever. So a Real Housewives,
those type of narrative ones, they have all of their
(23:20):
personality traits written out. So like I remember when Carla,
they were like, she's the fire, She's the spitfire of
the morning show and she, like everybody had a character, yes, right,
and so they kind of throw it all in and
see how it mixes and gets thrown out. I remember
I had to do a line because they made us
all go out to lunch, like the young people of
the show go out to line. I remember that. Yeah,
(23:42):
And we went to lunch and I was supposed to
be like as Elvis's assistant Carla was supposed to do
something like she had to plan a whole break and
it was like, so they were giving you storylines, yes,
And I had to be like, Elvis is really counting
on you. I hope you don't mess up ew s.
I hope that that never saw the light of day.
(24:02):
I don't think it ever did. That's that's the thing, though.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You can't force reality yeah, because then A, it's not
and B it's just so bad.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Again. You could play a character and the problem is
nobody I think on our show at least wants to
be the bad guy. The minute on a reality show,
somebody was painted to be the bad guy, it would
be it. Yeah, but you're the guy that people love
to hate. I don't think I'm loved to hate able sometimes,
you know what, I'll give that to myself.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I actually just love you and thank you so much.
I don't hate you. I've never hated you.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Again. That's why i'd give great confessionals on Survivor. I
think people because I think I would be outwardly like
I think you're great, and then it would cut to
me being like I want to punch this person in
the face. When they speak, because that's my inner monologue.
I'm sure you have inner monologue. Oh, I have lots
of inner monologue. You know, people don't have an inner monologue,
(24:58):
like think things to themselves. When you think to yourself,
do you think in your voice or someone else's voice? Mine? Same? Yeah,
but like TikTok, apparently there's a bunch of people that
are like, I don't hear anything. Yeah, but see my
head also says you better do this or that's gonna happen.
That's OCD. Yeah I have.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm kind of away from that. I train myself to
not have that anymore. Yeah, because that's great because you
know what I said, screw you. Those things all happened
anyway exactly, So I'm like, this is dumb. Yeah, and yeah,
so I don't listen to myself anymore. In your head,
I go f your self, and I just don't.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I just move on.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Great, Yep, Like I told you, I used to. I
used to on Mondays and Wednesday mornings or Monday and Thursday,
when I would make coffee out of the curerag machine
at home before I went to work, my head would
tell me you need to throw that cureg in the
garbage can outside and it has to be in today's
garbage truck or something fiery is gonna happen. Okay, you know,
and I'll be okay, and I would and I would.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Do it as someone who did the exact same thing
all throughout high school because I thought it would make
people not throw up. You are seeing and you are heard. Yeah, well,
I don't do that anymore. I don't pay attention to myself.
I'd wake up at the exact same time every day.
I'd make sure I was out of a shower at
the exact same time every night. Okay, but that's but
sometimes that's just scheduling. This was not scheduled. Okay, this
(26:15):
was I would tell myself, if you are not out
at this time, someone will throw up tomorrow. Ah, and
that's a major problem for you. I yeah, I despise it.
I'm terrified by it. No, I know nothing. Why would
you do that? I don't know. Let's see what would happen.
I don't like that. Yeah, well that ain't nice. But
I'm a schedule guy. Same like.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
If I'm not at the same place at the same
time on the way to work every morning, nothing's gonna happen. Yeah,
I'm just gonna be late, and I'm pissed, you know.
Like Ronnie made me pick him up from his his
sister's house this morning, and I allotted some extra time
for me, So I said, for ten and what time
do we pull away from the house four seventeen, which
means I was seven minutes late to work. I didn't
(26:58):
get into the bathroom on time, I didn't get the
parking spot. I wanted see things spiral. So if the
same things don't happen at the same time every day
for me, then not that something bad is going to happen,
but my day is just not going to start off
right because things are out of whack.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, I think for me, I have had to learn
over the years that, like I think, planning events, also
just being an assistant. It really just taught me that
anything you have scheduled, just get ready to throw it
all away and start over at like a moment's notice,
for inst and so that's helped.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
For instance, so we're moving to this new building next month,
it's going to take a minute to get a new
schedule down. Yeah, you know, new new route, new parking garage, yep,
new building, new bathroom. Yep, new everything, and like the
first week, I'm gonna be like frazzled. Yeah, I tell
I'm gonna get up extra. I'll probably leave my house
(27:53):
like a half hour early because I'm nervous about finding part.
And you know, in the one bathroom that everybody's going
to be in and there's only three stalls.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I have a second. I have one that you can
use on ten? A right, Nick knows it. Does my
card get me there? Yeah? All right, will you show
me before we do that, because yeah, I need to
And Nick, if you want, we can ask him. He
scouted it out. He knows where all the places are.
This one is a one use too, like you. It's
almost like that. I don't like though, because then when
you come out and there's someone waiting, they know you're
(28:23):
in there. Who's there at five o'clock in the morning,
You're I'm not the only person eleven on ten. I'm
not the only person. You're telling this too. Please, No
one from anywhere else is listening and saying I'm gonna
be there on ten.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
So you didn't tell anybody else on this show that
that bathroom exists?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Nope, okay, and they won't know that's fine.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Then then that very first show that Tuesday morning or Monday,
whatever it is. I'm gonna go there, okay, but you
need to show me where it is.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, we'll talk to it. Am I allowed to go there? Yes? Okay? Yeah,
it's a great bathroom. It's kind of seventies looking. It's cool.
I mean, I like the one that they're providing for us,
but it's just you know, me, one bathroom, him for
a whole floor. No, No, is there really just that
one bathroom? Yes, that's great for all the studios. I know,
there's so many people that work there. You know what
else you could do? You could go down to five.
(29:09):
There's like forty people on morning shows at the same
time in that building, trust me. And you know that
one guy that walks by here, he's going to be
in there all the time, all the time. What are
you doing? Oh my god, what's happening? We got to
take another commercial? Why we gotta leave? I gotta leave,
but we gotta get our ads in.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All right, we'll be right back and I'm back. So, yes,
I'm it's That's the one thing that I lose sleep
at night. Yeah, is the bathroom situation.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I do a little bit too, because I've grown so
accustomed to the upstairs. Yeah, it's the best. It's private,
it's quiet. You go there at seven o'clock, boom, beautiful.
I do what I think, I might come down here
first before I go to the new studio. I'll come here,
I'll park out front. I'll go through to four to two.
Your net card won't work. Then I'll drive to Midtown.
(29:56):
But your key card won't work. I know. But the
guy downstairs, so he knows me, he'll let me up.
That's psychotic, you think, so. Yeah, I've used this bathroom
at night though, Like I was coming back from a
concert and my stomach was literally killing me, and so
I had to like it's like I'm going home through
the Holland Tunnel, so I know where I can go.
I mean, the key thing is we used to be
able to go into the theater down on the ground floor,
(30:18):
so I would just stuck in there. I would go
there in the morning. That was a great bathroom, Yeah,
because there were sometimes where I'd get out of my
car parked on the street right off front, and there's
not a chance that I would have even made it
up three floors so I just ran right in there. Yeah,
although that one had the gap in the door where
you could see through it. Not that anybody was coming in,
but they shouldn't have. The stalls in the United States
are insane. They're absurd. I don't know if we talked
(30:38):
about this on an episode we have. It's stupid. Why
is there like a big we.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Did a stupid I told you Josh came and threw
something over Yeah, but I'm just saying no, I'm not
saying the gap on the top and the bottom. It's
the gap in the I can literally just a lot
of times people just put duct tape there.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
But anyway, jankity.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
All right, So apologies for this abridged version of bul
chat this week.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's just you know, holiday week and they get it.
Things are crazy. Just happy they got us. We did
this for you. Yes, so oh wind chill alerts. It's
going to be cold for the rest of the week.
That's today though, you know it's not that hope, it's
not you know. I tell you what I've decided. I
used to love the cold. I don't like it. I
hate the cold.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I only want it to be cold if it's going
to snow If it's going to be twenty degrees, it
better snow.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Otherwise, please sixty. I want descemp literally after Christmas. You
got me until January first. January first, Give me sunshine. Yeah,
if there's no snow on the ground, I want to
be able to go outside a T shirt. Give me
sunshine and sixty degrees sixty to seventy. Give me like
that perfect fall, like early fall or like late spring
type of weather.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Then let's just move south. Say less, no, I'll say more. Okay,
where do you want to go somewhere down south?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I want to go. I mean we go to Florida.
I like Florida.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay, anyway, thank you for listening to bowl Chat. I
hope you enjoy your I don't even know what is
Thanks you giv me tomorrow, y, Thanksgiving is tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Enjoy your family, enjoy your friends. Thank you for listening.
We're thankful for you as our listeners. We love you.
And yeah, new episode of Serial Killers on Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
What's your favorite side? Mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes, garlic plain.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Now, my grandma used to have this. She had a
recipe where she do bread crumbs and in the middle
she'd stuff it with MutS. Oh that sounds disgusting. It
is insanely good. I mean, I don't mean that. It's
probably good, but I don't know. It was her recipe,
her bread crumbs, you name it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Wait, mashed potatoes, almost like a layer cake. So yeah,
the mashed potatoes is the cake, and then the filling
is bread crumbs, and.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Much the bread crumbs are on the top, okay, and
then the MutS is in the middle, so kind of
like a shepherd's pie but not. I mean, it's really
I don't know why we're overthinking this. It's literally mashed potatoes,
bread crumb on the top, MutS in the middle. I've
never heard of such a thing in my life. They
are the best mashed potatoes. And my grandma used to
make them and they were fantastic. Is it called some
(32:58):
like Italian thing? No? And then when she passed away,
Jackie started making them instead. What is that? I don't
know what that is. But yeah, now Jackie makes it
and it's she does a great job. Okay, she replicates it. Well,
I like a good Oh, and my mom's stuffing. Even
if Bobby Flight said it looks like cat food.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I'm sorry, I do like a good sweet potato. Something
sweet potato. My mom makes this sweet potato thing, not
with pie crustough, but she makes the sweet patoter thing
with marshmallows and whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
You're late, bro, so we gotta go. That's Ronnie Balfrey
Grannie back there.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You'll hear him. You'll hear him on Monday, bull shots on.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Bullshit. Curse on this one. Yeah, we can curse, but
please we don't. Yeah, you don't have to. We try
not to because the kids like to listen. I don't
have to try anything. I'm just here.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I'm here for a cameo. You don't curse on the
Bob Ross thing. You don't say great fucking painting.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I mean right, all right, thank you all so much
for listening. We appreciate you, as we said, We're thankful
for you. Sorry I cursed, Yeah, you said the F
words I did, pol I'm thankful for your Wait. You
gotta put the E there now.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
You haven't done the E forever. You don't even care anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
We used to have to do the E because somebody
like Danielle would be on the show and you got
and you'd have to put the E there. Any explicit yeah,
podcast terminology.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Everybody, Thank you for listening. Yes, thank you for listening. Yes,
advisory right, Hi everybody, all right, I guess we'll see you.
Do you like chestnuts? I do, but they give I
get I have an allergic reaction to them. You are
allergic to everything.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
It's not too bad for all. I like it being
like you cut the top.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Open with the scissor and you put it in the
toaster oven and you so good roast them. Yeah, well,
singing song quiet. Thank you for listening to Bold Chat.
The sister podcast is Serial Hillory Christmas.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Thank you again Matt for the tricks. Popcorn very much appreciated.
You don't stick your hand in there. Popcorn is for kids,
for it.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
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Please absolutely the day we'll see you Monday with it
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Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah, he's never eaten cereal before. It's very interesting.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yes, So have a great Thanksgiving, enjoy the time with
your family, and uh say clink guys.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Click click yay. Wow it's not but it's that's the
best they can do, so yeah, bye,