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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Scott, Hey, what's up? Welcome to another episode of
but Chat.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is weird.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I spit. I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is very weird. How's the audio? Does it sound okay?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah? You sound great?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I had several interviews that I had to do at
the station for podcasts, and so I'm still here. It
is what time is it? Five o'clock on a Wednesday?
And I woke up at four forty five am this morning,
and here we are.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We'll say you are dedicated because you stayed to do this.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You could have just left.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah. I stayed because I knew that I couldn't go
home because we only had a limited time frame, and
I said, no, got to catch Scott while he's hot.
He stayed true to his word. I have to stay
true to my word. I've been asking him. I said,
if you can make time from home, I will do it.
And you did.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Good Mill.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's what we're here for.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well, I'm in the I'm in the middle of folding
four baskets of laundry. So I took a little break
from that.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, I love that. Good times, good times, you know,
domestic dad. What can I tell you?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm oh shit, talky mushrooms. What recording in progress? Hey guys,
I'm so sorry I forgot to press record on the video.
But if you're watching it on video now, you just
caught up to it, so that's cool. Also, the recording
in progress part came in on the audio track, so
that's fun too.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wait, so do the audio do all that stuff we
just recorded?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, I've been recording it on vox bro. And I
know what you're saying. You don't know what vox pro is. Millennial.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, yeah, and people don't know what that is. It's
just the recorder.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I'm using the recorder for the audio. And yeah,
we're all good.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
By the way, you can see, the only plaque that
I've ever received from the radio station is that one
that's right behind me with your original iHeartRadio logo from
like two thousand and I don't know two or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I mean, at least you got a plaque. Do you
know how long I've been trying to get a plaque
for something?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, well you know what it says.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It says, Presented to Scotty B thank you for helping
us make history at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, September twenty third,
and twenty four, twenty eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It was the very first one. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, let me tell you what was great about the
very first iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Sure, go for it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So it was my job this before there was all
kinds of you know, travel people and whatnot. Yeah, it
was my job to book every single contest winner and
staff to go to Vegas. So I was putting people
up in hotels and booking flights and I used Expedia
for everything.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh my god, do you know how many points?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I got an entire trip to Cancun for my whole family. Wow,
of all those points, it was spectacular.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh my god. Honestly, I bought in the.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Day before there was corporate cards and I had to
put everything on my credit cards.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I did recently book a trip for the show, but
I was told I could put on my card and
then I could get expense for it. And I have
to tell you that was magical. And yes, I will
be going back to Japan this October thanks to that way.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Just letting you know technically, technically you're supposed to pay
tax and all those points and stuff you received, just saying.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It, who yeah, please, I don't just say it.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, hmm.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Interesting anyway, So this is bold Chat. This is the
podcast where we just talk about whatever. It's the sister
podcast to Serial Killers. That's where we eat cereal and
talk about it. We do that on Mondays and this
was just whenever we can get one on.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I am a little confused where I have a question
because you said you were just doing laundry, right, Yes,
how do you fold a fitted sheet?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It's it's it's messy, but you fold it like I
fold them in. I fold it in in in and
then I fold it inwards so the elastic things are inside,
and then I like folded in thirds and then I
folded in half and that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
See, I'm very confused, and I do it really bad,
and I know I'm doing something wrong, Like I know
it's on me. I can never do it, and then
I just wind up getting really angry. And then I
just wind up like folding it, folding it, folding it
like on my arms, almost like wrapping it up, and
then just shoving it into a drawer. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I mean there's always wrinkles, but whatever. Hey just want
to make sure, like, do you think that there's feedback?
Because our speakers are on and we're not using headphones.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Let me tell you something. I do this all the
time and there is no feedback.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're all good, perfect, So there is Uh, there's one
or two things that I wanted to discuss on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Sure, go for it.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
So you aware of this thing the high school kids
do called assassin huh.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So it's this trend within the last year or two
where I don't know how long it's been going on,
but all I know there's an app for it now.
This organizers the whole thing. So like the entire senior grade,
if they want to participate, they have to pay in
I think fifteen dollars ahead, okay, And so they have
to go around shooting each other with water guns, okay,
(04:50):
and the last person standing wins like four thousand dollars.
They win the entire pot.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So it's like crazy but with water guns.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So they're like chasing each other all over town, and
they're like hiding in bushes in people's houses. I've seen
stories on the news. It could be dangerous because you know,
unsuspecting parents, there's like someone hiding in their bushes with
something that looks like a gun and could be a
bad ending.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I have not heard about this. Yes, I did not
know the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, so if you have high school kids seniors, you
probably know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Huh. It's all over the country.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Really.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So my daughter's just started today and she came tearing
ass into the house going, oh my god, they're chasing
me and slammed the door.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You know?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And there's cars driving up and down the block.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
And are they like once they're inside though.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Once they're inside, okay, So once they're inside, they're safe.
And if they're out of the house, they have to
wear water wings. And if they're wearing these inflatable water wings,
then they can't be shot. That's their protection. So once
so like if you go to the gym or something
like that, you have to wear the water wings and
you can work out wearing the stupid water wings and
look like an idiot, but they can't. They can't shoot
you if you're wearing these inflatable things.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And how do they or not? What how do they
know if you're out.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Because the app, it's all in the app. You have
to have video proof of you being shot, and then
the app takes you out so I tech.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
If what I'm hearing is correct, Yeah, this game involves
water guns. Yes, involves pieces of technology. Yes, involves you
running around using said piece of technology while squirting a
water gun.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
How has no one died yet?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't know, but I mean I saw a news
story where like then the neighbors were concerned that this
was going on because you know, in some states you
got to hold your ground thing or whatever, and uh,
people just shoot.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So you're thinking that, I'm thinking kids running around with
their phones while holding a water gun, running into oncoming
traffic being like I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
No, no traffic. This is the suburbs, bro, Like it's.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
People get hit by cars in the suburbs quite frequently.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's not like that. So it's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
So your kid like pulls into the driveway and someone's
hiding out, like behind a tree or something because they
know you're coming home. They'll a right not go chu
chu chu chu chu gotcha. And then you're off the
app and that's it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You're out.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
If I know anything about how you are getting scared though,
you flail and you run around. So if I jumped
out of a bush with a water gun, you'd go
and then run around and probably into oncoming traffic and
not realize it because your brain isn't thinking. I saw
you throw a phone today. Yes, yeah, that's why I'm
(07:32):
saying you would run into oncoming traffic.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
There's no traffic here. Yes, live in Jersey City. I
don't live in the city.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Traffic I don't live. I don't live near this big city.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm a fumber. My dog walks outside and just strolls
across the street. I don't worry about traffic here.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm just saying you should. You never know what a
car could be coming down. You know what people are thinking.
And they're kids that are driving these cars to go
square people with water guns. They don't have to brain
cells to think. I know when I was driving at
that age. You don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm just saying I feel like in some instances this
game could not end well.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, I entirely agree with you on that one, like
without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
But it's a thing, and it's currently going on nationwide
in high school senior really quick assassin assassin high school
seniors water gun?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh my god, you would say today high school student
in critical condition after controversial senior assassin game may who
what happened to them after falling off a vehicle he
reportedly hopped into while playing the controversial water gun game
See Cars. I told you, Isaac jumped into the back
of a jeep that began to pull out of a
driveway in Arlington on April twentieth and hit the ground,
(08:44):
suffering a severe head injury. That's scary, sdee.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
In my thought process, is kid hiding in bushes? Homeowner
sees someone in bushes, shoots kid in bushes with real gun.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
A team was arrested. Yeah, geez, who started this? Why
is hunter assass in the thing? Like? What is this?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I don't know, I mean, you know, I mean we
did a lot of dumb things in high school. We
would have done this. I'm sure we would have done
this as adults. We're smarter now. But as a senior
in high school seventeen eighteen years old, this is so
much fun.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh my god, I'm gonna win money.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, I mean, I guess I told you how we
plan I told you how we planned the scavenger hunt.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I mean that was highly illegal. We had terrible things
on this list.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, I was sure we had like we had like
urinal cakes and like Taco Bell hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But I mean there was like there was bad stuff
on there.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Someone did get the roadkill though, and we got a
bag with a squirrel in it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Like I don't even know what I would do if
someone handed me a squirrel. I feel like they got
ten points, ten points, ten points. Yeah, it was a
point scavenger hunt.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
We had a list and everything was point value and
the worst the things were the higher point value. They
were like the harder to get, like back in the day. Okay,
so in the early nineties, if you remember.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Man rock and roll, you would to get it.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
How old are you in nineteen ninety three?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Two?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
So anyway, Pepsi had an ad campaign with Ray Charles
and it you know who he is.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yes, the penis, the penis. Yeah, he played the piano
and he was a singer.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
He did dance with my pianist. I think he said
he was a penis.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Wait, No, he didn't do dance with my father, did he.
There's that Luther Vandros.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That's Luther Vandros.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
So Ray Charles, Uh, he was in an ad campaign
for Pepsi and it was you got.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
The right one, babe.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, And so Taco Bell had these things on the
door and every time you opened the door, it was
a pepsi can and it would sing that. So one
of our things was that and like so someone went
to Taco Bell, ripped it off the door and ran out,
and like, that's that's theft. Like we had, we had
some we had like bad stuff on there. We had
a license plate from the police car in town and.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I said that that's theft. Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, we were hiding out and we were high, not
in a warehouse with a police scanner and our beepers.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You know, it was terrible. I can't good.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Times, good times. You wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
A bunch of kids got arrested trying to take the
f off the photo mat booth in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Photo you would not know what time with that slack.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
What's photo mat?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Photo mat? You would have get it? Parking line, There's
no such things. You don't know what that is exactly? Well,
I know how to do.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Wait, I'll give you twenty bucks if you tell me
what a photo mat is.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It was the place in the parking lot that you
could drop your photos off to to get developed.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, what color was it?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Blue? And yellow?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh my god, I owe you twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Anyway, so they were standing on top of the car
ripping the f off the sign and they got arrested,
so we high tailed it out of there.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Wow, high tail. We never got in trouble ever.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay except for.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The locker, you know, but that's another story.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Go on, ready, I'm gonna watch this. Watch it. I
can do one two three? Oh no, I didn't do
it right? Oops?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Is a break? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh god, no, I don't want to know. How do
I play this over the thing? I hope that wasn't
playing commercial break music over your story because that would
actually be hysterical.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh so funny, it would be.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, let's see does this work?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Can we just say we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
No, I can do this. I can do this, Andrew,
you are a strong confident person. No, it's not coming
in through there. Hold on, oh there it is, hold on,
hold on wait, I think I did it one two three, Bro.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No one wants to listen to this.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay, I think I went to commercial.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Damn D D D I thought I played the commercial
music o. Wait, sorry, it's commercial ed.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
We're bad, We're back. Why do you?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Can we get a logo on that screen as one
of the flipper things?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Let's do that great because right now it says Elvis
Duran in the morning show. I know, like I should
say bull Chat.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah I can. I mean, I have to make the
logo for it. This way, it goes on the TV.
We have a logo, yeah, I have to make it
sized for the TV. And I want a mic flag
also for here. We can order a mic flag. If
you want a mic flag.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You have them for every other podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I don't. Actually I get them ordered for me and
then I just hold on to them. I haven't ordered
a single mic flag.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Okay, well let me we should have some ordered. And
also yours is upside down? Looks dumb? Well, I mean
we'll put that on there. They know nothing about life,
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Let me tell you something that would never fly my school.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, I'm old school.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh, at school, we used to do things right, Street
Team everything. That's how I was brought up due, that's
how I was drought in this business. Everything right, everything straight,
double check it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Know they don't make straight you know, I just said,
you know, I wish you could hit me from there,
virtual hit. I virtually slapped you. You know what drives
me crazy. So I'll go to venture Land with my kid.
You know, some radio station will be there, you know,
doing an appearance at the park, and they hang up
you know, the disposable plastic banners on the fence. Yeah,
so they'll use the cable ties zip ties, yea, And
(14:22):
they'll put it up and zip it, but they'll leave
the big piece hang it off. You're supposed to snip it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, it looks so dumb.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You'll never get it. You never get a kid.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Nobody takes pride in their work anymore. That's the problem nowadays.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Let me tell you something. You're never gonna make it
in this industry if you don't seven dollars. I mean
it's seven dollars and twenty five cents an hour.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
But I cared.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I know it's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
What year was that, ninety seven?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Guess what the minimum wage is? Steal the same, No
it isn't. It's double Oh it's fifteen dollars now. But
I feel like in some states it's not.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I think it's mostly fifteen is.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
What's national minimum wage?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't think there's any such thing as national. It's
all states.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Why is the state figuring that out? Well, federal minimum
wage in the United States is seven dollars and twenty
five cents per hour.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Shut up, Yeah, well what does that mean though? If
you have a federal job.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Let's see the federal minimum wage.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Your mic sounds like crap, you're popping.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I'm popping.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
You cut out a little bit, but it's okay. But yeah, no,
this minimum wage goes to state by state.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
And then don't get me started about like the service industry,
where they're allowed to pay them like two dollars an
hour and everything else's tips. Like my daughter worked at
a camp over the summer. I think she made like
a dollar and a quarter an hour and had to
rely on tips. That's such bs.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, the whole tip thing I don't really get. I mean,
I was only a server for two days before they
realized that I was scamming them.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What did you do stealing food?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I said that I was going to, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You can't do two things at once, millennial talk.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
All right, I was everyone else was a server a
cheat Burger Cheatburger, and I was not a server, so
I got jealous that everybody else was had like jobs,
and all I did was caddy for my dad during
the summer, so like I didn't work during the school year.
But now everybody else was working, So then when I
wanted to have plans, nobody else could have plans because
(16:23):
they were all working. So then I was like, I
can get a job too, And so then I started
working at coup It was the Japanese restaurant that had
just opened, and I was like, uh, yeah, I've been
a server. I worked at a deli like that was
my other experience. I was a deli worker at Campubello's.
It was a great job. Loved that job. I love work.
Playing with the register it was so much fun. Anyway,
(16:45):
fast forward, it's my first time as a server and
I had never done it before, even though I said
I had. And then I started panicking and I just
remember going to the kitchen with the order and being
like what am I doing. I don't know how to
put the orders into the system. I'm so lost. And
(17:05):
then the worst part, I think the part that like
probably definitely somebody complained about that got me off of
that job. When I was putting the soup down, my
finger was in the soup, like for sure, Like I
was putting the soup the Miso soups on the table
and I'm ninety nine percent sure my finger was in
the soup.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
And I was like, eh, sorry, Well, I mean it
happens all the time, but you just don't see it normally.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, I mean the back of the house stuff was
going on, don't I don't ask any questions.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Also, by the way, I totally picture your dad is
like Rodney Dangerfield and Caddyshack.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I know you have no idea what that means.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, no, sorry. I was a good caddy though I
was good. I was the youngest caddie, Like I started
in my freshman year of high school college. Yeah, high school.
So I was like fourteen with like his giant golf
bag on my shoulders, being like running through the golf
course every weekend, and I always wanted it to rain.
(18:03):
My dad would golf rainer shine, And I was his
caddy when he had first first started golf. So this
is like he sucked so bad at golf and I'm
all fourteen years of me running around looking for a ball,
like what the hell am I doing? Like I ac
shouldn't be here. The other guys who Caddy are all
former teachers, who's like a college kid, and then there's
(18:24):
me being like, yeah, he hit the ball. I don't
know where it went. I don't know what to do.
I think they all hated me, But I got better
over the years. I will say.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You know, Caddy Shock is the first movie that I
ever saw boobs in that mine was Airplane. Oh yeah, Oh,
that's why she ran up and down the aisle.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah ah, no, she just runs across the.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Screen right in the airplane though.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, but she just runs across the screen. She's not
running up and down the aisle naked.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh I saw I That's what I was.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Just that seared into the sprain the same way. I'm
sure the Caddy Shack scene is for you.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
It is.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
And it was a camp too, I was. It was
nineteen eighty six and I was eleven years old. I mean,
of course I had seen them in you know, magazines before,
because my dad used to hide them in the bathroom
and I would climb up when they weren't home, and
I would go way in the back and grab the
playboys that he had in there. But that was the
first time I ever saw them moving like on screen.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I was eleven.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I remember Airplane and just I
was it on dvd. I had to have been on dvd,
Oh my gosh. And I just remember we were all
watching and I was like what eight or nine at
the time and just being like, wow, that's something.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Hey, everybody remembers their first pair. I guess you know. Oh,
I just said it again. How do I need? That's
a crutch? I don't like.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I gotta I gotta stop. How do I stop saying that?
I don't know it just it just came out of nowhere,
like bite.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Your tongue or something. Every time you say it. I
guess I really there's another that I have to drive home, like,
or not drive home. I hate that I have to
take a train home.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But you want to take a train home at this time?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I know. It's just like I don't wanna by er
just sneezed, oh so soy.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I would give him a cookie, but I don't know
where the Oh no, I'm sorry, I said the wrong word.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
The way he popped up is so cute.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Did you see it. Yeah, there, here's oh here they are.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You literally shut up and was like, hey, did you
say the magic word?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Well yeah, they have those keywords, you know. Here you go,
good boy.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
So another uh viral trend that I saw that is
kind of shocking to me, although we probably would have
done it too. It's the kool Aid Challenge. Have you
heard about that?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, So the kool Aid Challenge is a bunch of
idiot kids.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
They like run through people's fences and they go, oh yeah,
and they just run through and they break people's like
you know the PVC white vinyl fencing. Yeah, yeah, so
they just they all run through it. Look that up.
Look look up kool Ai challenge. And there's a bunch
of news stories because these kids are destroying people's fences.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Are those things easy to break? I feel like they're not.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, they're just panel. Yeah, they're just they're individual panels
that are within the posts, and yeah that's why, like
when it's windy and stuff, they'll just break out.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I just saw her not seeing any kids in trouble.
I just saw not any kids in trouble. Kids are
in trouble, but I'm not seeing any you know, injuries.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
No, not injuries, but they're damaging people's property.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, no, I'd be pissed.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Like seven kids ran through one guy's fences, the whole
thing out.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That's insane. Why are kids so stupid?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Now, I mean we were also stupid, but nobody recorded it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, Like, why would you film yourself doing an illegal act?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I mean I have some illegal acts on video, but
I mean it's on a VHS tape that no one
could ever possibly see because it's it's about to not
work anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Trust me. And if your viral things that you're saying
the bad things are throwing watermelons that it's perfectly legal
on a highway, an empty highway.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
It's not really.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Throwing a watermelon out of your car when no other
cars are around and driving like seventy five miles per
hour is stupid more than it is.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It's both speeding and littering.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, but okay, no, it's at least a watermelon.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Like, it doesn't matter. It's discussion come up before. It
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
If it's biodegradable, it's still you can't throw stuff out
your window.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
For sure, but it's not like the way that it
was pitched originally was like and we do it at
the window, but it didn't get thrown out the window
into another car. You waited until nobody else was around
to do it, and.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Then we went back and ran it over.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, we did really stupid things in the woods behind
our house. We used to light axe cans on fire
in the woods.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Are we fires?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
We totally live? We are, so we totally lit fires too.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's so dumb, like in hindsight, like so dumb, like
so stupid, so potentially dangerous. I don't know what the
hell I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
We would put balloons like full of shaving cream and
goo and shampoo like in the road and cars would
run it over and it would splat everywhere.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That so fun. Stuff like that shampoo, Yeah, you don't
get it mark Man Flex shampoo, remember that fla ninety
nine cents a bottle.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Prel Yeah, nobody understands. That was the real time to
be edgy. You thought the sixties and seventies were bad, No,
it was the nineties man grenge Mania.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, bro, I went to the flea market in the Poconos,
the Pocono bizarre, and you could buy fireworks and stuff there.
So I would buy pineapples and M eighties and stuff
like that and bring it home and we'd you know,
blow up like sauce jars and things in the fields.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
So cute, man, M eighties everything you wish.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I have pictures of that. That that is not video,
but I have pictures. I'm so sure there was this
little sham like in the fields way back. The police
used to keep their files in there, but then they
abandoned it and just locked it up. So we would go,
you know, break jars of mayo on the door and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
So much fun, so cool. That's awesome, man, you were
really radical, really living it out. Wow, I look up
to you. Man, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I'm gonna find a picture and we need to post
it somewhere for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Me.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It's me and my like bleached jean shorts with a
police scanner hanging off the back of me throwing a
bottle of ketchup on a door.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So much fun. Whoa, Yeah, we were a hardcore.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well I would thank god they didn't film that. Man,
that's like at least fifteen years to life for that crime.
So cool. Mean, while you have kids nowadays literally running
through fences and wrecking property, Like, yeah, it was way
crazy back in my days. Well, that's a bottle.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
We used quarter sticks of dynamite and blew things up.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Quarter sticks of dynamite. Yeah, where did you even get dynamite?
How would is one procure dynamite?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well, it's it's called a quarterstick.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Was like an M A D or an or pine
or I don't know if it was a pineapple or
some other number. But we got them under the table
at the flea market. Who you got your jumping Jackson
bottle rockets, but then under the table you got the
good stuff. I always got nervous transporting into the car.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You know. I was in the back of my parents
were in the front. Was like got an eighties.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
And they didn't know what if what if it explodes
in the car because you know, my dad had gas
cans in the trunks.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I was always nervous.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
How about it have lit?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I don't know, but I was always scared to be always,
I was always nervous and scared of things.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That was like gas cans or when you if you
left your gas thing open. Yes, I turned my car
off the I drove my sister's car up to Connecticut
to for a concert and I shut the car off
to get gas and the person who I was in
the car with was like, you shut your car off
to get gas. I'm like, hey, yeah, yeah, I need to.
(26:22):
They're like, law, you really don't, because that's like when
the cars used to put the thing in and it
could have sparked. They stopped that. Now like, that's not
a thing.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yes it is.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
They said, no, it's stupid. That's why it's still a law.
And I followed rules.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh I love that. We just that's a pivot. That
is a hard pivot. You just went from no we
used to do I legal man under the table fire crackers, to.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Now be like as an adult, as an adult, as
an adult, I follow rules.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Gas or turn car off at gas.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Station law yes, very dangerous, no smoking, and shut motor.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
There is no specific law that forbids turning off your
car at a gas station. It's highly recommended and generally
considered safe to do.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
So I'll take a picture of the sign.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I guess maybe every state is different, because here it's
an ordinance and it even has the ordinance number on it.
I'll take a picture can self serve Island. You guys
in Jersey, maybe it's different with.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
There's no specific law in New York requiring you to
turn off your car when pumping gas.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'll take a picture.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Both stations have a sign advising you to do so
for safety reasons. Yeah, it's generally considered best practice, but
there is no specific law.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Explosions, bro explosions.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Static electricity, man.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, be careful with that gas.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, no, I trust me. I'm not trying to test it.
I don't want to have a Zoomlander incident.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't know what that means. I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You never saw Zoolander? No, listen, I can't really talk.
I have only ever watched it a handful of times.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Was Zoolander the movie that came out like the week
of September eleventh in two thousand and one, Yes, it
was all kinds of promotion for it, and then just
nothing happened because no one yes went to see it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It was that it was that week.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
It was. I remember all the taxi ads and stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I remember we bought the DVD of it afterwards, and
that's when we watched it because nobody saw it in theaters.
At the time for obvious reasons.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yes, yes, so all right, well, hey man, we got
a good half hour in.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, I feel we ended on a morbid note.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
But here we are. You are you going home now?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah? And it should take peloton. You used to get
on the peloton, do a cycle class and then have dinner.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
We should have recorded this from you on the peloton.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
No, nobody should see that. I'm convinced somebody is, Like
I put my peloton right in the window, So I'm
convinced that somebody is gonna like upload video of me
on that thing, and when that happens, I will not
be seen for years, like You're gonna be like Andrew
used to work here. No, Andrew was gone, he's gone missing,
he lives in Timbucks Because then that video comes out
of me on the bike, like yeah, no, absolutely not.
(29:05):
I will.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well what what what's what's across the way from you?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Like, what do you an apartment? Oh so if somebody
and they see me like up on my feet doing
like the the little aerobics on the bike, I'm gonna
feel so stupid.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I would totally record that.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I know it's prime filmable and if anybody, if if
you aren't in Jersey City on a specific street and
you look up and you see someone on a Peloton bike,
do not film them because it's me and I am
enjoying myself on this bike. I do not need to
be shamed off of this bike.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Anyway, Andrew, I see the results are positive.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, down six pounds, baby, good for you, Thank you
love the Peloton.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Well anyway, thank you so much for listening to bul Chaz.
This is one.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Other thing I would just like to quickly mention about that.
What I was so excited because the Peloton membership was
included in on my insurance. What it was a benefit
that iHeart gave us where it's usually forty four bucks
a month and you could get it for twenty bucks
a month. And here I was paying twenty bucks a
month and was like, this is amazing. Do you know
they just went They were like, yeah, that benefits ended,
(30:15):
So now I have to pay forty four bucks a
month for this damn thing.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Wait where are all these benefits? How come I don't
know about them?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
You have to go on your on the HR for
you check all this stuff. You know, we get discount
tickets at Disney, you know, we get like what hotels everything? Yeah? What,
I'm just telling you you really should look into your
insurance benefits. I did, and there's a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That I got for free, but I don't have I
don't know. It's technical, like I'm not am I. I
guess I'm an employee, right.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, Scott, you are an employee thirty years next month?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Wow sick bro.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah. Yeah, at least I get a plaque. You got
a black plack.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I don't. I haven't gotten a platform anything, plaque, nothing,
the heart I didn't get on for I didn't get
submit me, I get nowhere.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I didn't get one for twenty five I got nothing.
I see Abby just got one for a year.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, he won that. They gave her like the best
new Hire award.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Oh she won a plaque.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yes, and let me tell you something. I nominated several
people for the other one. O.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Wait, I got this one?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The Standing Ovation Award in twenty twenty?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Cool? So excited? You got something else?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
No, no, this was because because of COVID we were
all the three of us.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Weach got one. Nice yeah, and Nate smashed his. I
haven't gotten a single thing ever from this company. Ever,
the only, the only other big thing. I got my
at five point thirty on a damn Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Well, they're not asking you to do that.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well, listen the amount of things that I do extra
for people, you'd think one of them would be like, oh, yeah,
he deserves something.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, well I see these things. These have meaning to me.
I like these things.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It would mean a lot to me too, So I
wish I would get one.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, I have one. That's it. I got twenty eleven
and twenty twenty. That's it.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Wow, I think I have an old Zootopia one down
in the basement. But I please.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Anyway, thank you for listening to bowl Chat. Check out
serial Killers on Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, hopefully you enjoyed this. It was fun.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
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could look at all the cereals we've done serial killerspc
dot com and maybe something cool happening with that. You
and I have to make a phone call this week.
I think, oh, can you respond to that email? I can,
but I don't know what time is good for you
and or me. So you tell me what time is
good for you and I'll respond.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Let's talk about that tomorrow. Okay, all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well it was really great seeing you all. I don't
have anything to do the clin.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I don't have a spoon in here. But until we
see you next time, say clink, Andrew, clink clink.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That was sad. That was really sad.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't know how to disconnect. What do I do?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, bye bye,