Bowl Chat - Andy is a Busy Bee

Andy is on his phone a lot this episode... he apologizes for that.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's great. You don't even know how to use the
Superman Box.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I do know how to use the Superman Box.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It wasn't it was I couldn't hear anything.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, because I didn't turn the levels up.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh podcast, Oh my god, I'm okay that you constantly
just bird chirping in my ear.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yep, that's bull Chad. That's the intro as requested on
our YouTube page. Really yeah, people, I'm telling you the
I love the YouTube comments so much, like I could
see where it gets addicting for people to become like
YouTube influencers. It is so much fun to read like
all of that. Do we have that many? I would
don't have that many? Oh yeah, we get at least
five or six on every video. Oo eh, I'm gonna

(00:57):
diminish my way of living by making fun of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You should, you should. It should actually be a separate account,
though it shouldn't be under serial Killers for YouTube purposes.
It should be bull chat you. No.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
No. If there's one person who I will never and
when I say never ever in my entire life I
ever take business advice from, it is you.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I actually have said on multiple occasions you I think
are terrified what I think you're terrified of success? Yes,
I think somebody would be like, hey, do you want
to do this? And you're almost like, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
We have a lot of things in the works right
now that I'm very excited for.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
In the works.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
We'll see, you know what we're trying.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
We're trying.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
We are trying. Three steps forward, two steps back. We
come together because its attracted. You know, I.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Thought that I'm just like a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, it's not. That's mc scat cat is in the
song and he starts rapping. Yeah, doesn't he say like,
I'm dress stuff like a cat. No, you know, but
it's funny because like the adult contemporary radio stations, they
don't play the version with mc scatcat in it. So
when the rap part comes up, it's just like some
music and the cat do.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Why did he get banned?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
He raps, he raps, and you know it's it's not
okay for the adult stations can't rap there.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, that's like the Havana song, the Camille Cabeo one.
They take out, uh, they take out that verse in
that song. Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't know, like it's something's okay, but then some
things aren't, and they're very show contradictory, because you know,
we'll say one thing in one song, but it won't
be allowed to be said in another song. I don't know.
I don't get it. The lyrics.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Jeffrey just graduated, Oh old please.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
And then we'll be in the car and my daughter
is like, I want to play my music, and she
plugs her thing, and the songs are awful. I don't
want to sound like the old dad, but they shouldn't
be listening to what are you doing you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I hold on, I gotta answer this really quick.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Here we go, Just talk, just talk. It's so important.
Do you know that Andrew does so many things throughout
the day. He's a very busy guy. You know. I
sit in here with him in the morning, and he's
over there at his little desk over there, and he's
constantly working. He's always doing something, and he has all
these little side jobs that you may or may not
know about. You know that he I call him mister

(03:24):
Podcast because he's a he's a podcast pioneer. Do you
know that he not only he not only is involved
in serial killers and bowl Chat, but he has many
many other podcasts under his belt that he produces and
is a part of. And he's starting some new podcast
about reality television. He's doing that with a friend of his.
And he works with with Honey and Carolina on those

(03:47):
caminos who know what? What's it called? Uh Spanish and Spanglish. Yeah,
And he does so many things. And now he's a
contributor on TikTok and he works, he does.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Isn't it good to be busy?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yes? I want to be busy. I would like to
be busy as well.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, remember when I asked you to edit one of
my podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like you like double and Triple dips. So he'll be
sitting in here when he's supposed to be working on
this show and doing like seven.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Hundred Oh what am I supposed to be working on?
With this show?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You should be making sure that that you don't get
calls during our show, because you should be handling that prior.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's impossible. That is literally impossible. That's like saying, hey,
don't have a phone. That's you.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You know what. Today is not my birthday. I don't
care because I'm not a Star Wars guy.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh yeah, it's May the fourth be with you well,
we're actually recording this on the second, but.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's the fourth. Today is May fourth. It's five to.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Four, yeah, five four. Maybe that means that they're going
to play that intro soon.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Can you please flip your phone over?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Just I really can't because I'm actually so important. It's
not even that I'm important, it's just if you know
you are doing a job for somebody and they asked
for something, usually get it for them.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well, you of all people should know that, because let's
just be honest, I'm sorry, but currently this is their job. Okay,
am I wrong? It's a job, yes, but it's also
one of those things where it's like what's more important
me talking about May the fourth or making sure this
person gets something that they need for their job.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
There's something that I need for my job right now,
and that is you to talk to me.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay again, once I'm here, it's like I'm I'm locked
in with you. This is like four hours of just talking. Sorry,
just one solid hour of all of us.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
We never took a picture at the table. Smile Okay,
Oh are you hungry? Would you like a little snack? No?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yes, save that for a Friday bonus episode. Why because
we did a whole episode of Friday Bonus Food. Do
that on Friday.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, but I want don't look at it, but I
want to be first in on this one podcasts.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
This Friday, we will upload it and.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
By then Bill Johnson will have had it.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't even know who that is. Sorry, I want
to make you more money.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I understand that. But first in wins, you know that, right, So.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Two days, not even two full days, you'll see, Okay,
and when they post it and it's like, hey, we
got it versus ours with like a twenty minute video
of us eating the popcorn because we always eat too fast,
and then the rest of the fifteen minutes it's just
us being like, so popcorn at movies? What do you think?
Do you put butter on that? Okay, we'll we melt

(06:17):
some butter and pour it on that.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that let me tell you, whatever comes out of
that little nozzle disgusting. It's not butter.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's popcorn topping.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
It makes me want to vomit it basically.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's just it's oil. It's all it is. Like have
you ever been in the in the nut aisle where
they have the popcorn the loose popcorn, not the microwave popcorn.
There's this bottle of oravile Redenbocker. It's like oil to
put in the popcorn maker. And I feel like that's
what's coming out of the machine at the movie theater.
It's just like this.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's it's the latinous ooze.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It looks like dark urine. You know when urine like
ferments in the toilet. Someone didn't flush it overnight.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
That oi, you're severely dehydrated.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Sorry, I just smelled it. Oh my god. People are idyot.
I hate when people do that. They just leave it
in the toilet, sits there.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, I understand the no no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's different because it has the blue stuff in it
that dilutes it. Please, But that's not diluting anything. I'll
tell you that much, I know. But at least there's
stuff in there that kind of tries to cover the smell.
Let's not do toilet talk. That's gross. Save that for Tuesday.
Toilet talk Tuesday. We should do that on Tuesday for
people that just want toilet talk.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
But the video will just be us in two different stalls.
You see the box on the yes, that would be great.
You just see our feet and and our pants around
our ankles. Love talking the echo is there? That would
be nice.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
No pooping though, Is that Dave Coolier? It looks like
it is. Yeah, what's going on with him? I don't know,
this could be old. Maybe he's talking about Bob Saggatt.
I don't know. This might be a repeat, but anyway,
Oh so I kind of told you a pr company
reached out to us. Yeah, and I will also save
this for a Friday bonus episode. I guess not that
we're gonna eat it, but they're gonna send us the crocs.

(07:54):
You General Mills paired with Crocs and they license these.
The Mite's Crunch was the first one that was out there,
and now tricks, honey nut, cheerios, and cocoa puffs are
all going to have their own crocs. Wow, they're pretty cool.
I'm not a Crocs guy by any means.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Do you know what the thing with Crocs is that
they're so um how could I put this trashy? Yes,
that they're almost fun novelty items like I have a
pair of self admittedly camo crocks and let me tell
you something.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Tell me they are good.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They are good. To wear around. It's better than a
flip flop because my whole foot's covered. And I gotta
tell you not bad.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Tell me that's another crutch of yours. That's okay. I'm
just pointing. You can point out me. I don't care.
I have them too, point them out. I'm sudding I
do so you can be a better person. Oh okay,
you are the most condescending person I make. You.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Don't think that you catch them.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
The thing is when I attack you attack, like go
two episodes back, when I made fun of you for
not traveling, you do like you shut down and then
you just go.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
But that's not true.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Though, yes it is, because when I said, oh, you
don't travel, you're like you're doing it now.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
But when you make wild accusations against me that that
aren't true, I will defend myself. I do travel, Okay,
I'm very well traveled. Yeah not lately, yeah, but I'm
very well.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Very well traveled. You're such a true I'm just listen.
I'm just pointing it out to make you a better person.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But you're pointing out a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'm not pointing out it.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
You're pointing out an untruth and untruth. Yes it is
not true. Yeah, very I'm much more traveled than you are.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, really, no, babe.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, as you said to me a prior episode.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
No you said babe, the way you said it was
exactly babe.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like, anyway, how is your weekend? I want to hear
all about the wedding at your so much fun. I
want to hear about your birthday. I want to know everything. Great.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
The wedding was fantastic. I'm so so happy for my
friends Brielle and Chris.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Did you marry them?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
No, her brother did and he crushed it, like absolutely
crushed it. He was so so good and I was
telling him like I need some notes because I have
a question.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That was real good. So is that more of a
thing now where you don't get married by a traditional
priest or rabbi or whatever. Yeah, it's just like a
friend that is ordained.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's so interesting because he also is able to give
them the pre cana.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, well it's different.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's like a Catholic ceremony quote unquote, but it's not
because it wasn't a priest.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I think I thinks there must be different rules in
every state yeah, but I mean and it was Florida, right, yeah,
there's no rules, no rules, no just right. Oh what
oh what are you doing? Andrew?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Hold on, I gotta take something down. I'm going to
take a nap over here and keep talking. All right,
that's fine. I had a great weekend. I did a
weekend of yard work. This was the weekend where it
was sunshine and beautiful and your seventy degrees both days.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
And home Depot had this crazy sale on mulch. You
don't ever get them this cheap. It was a dollar
ninety nine a bag, a giant bag of mulch. They're
usually like five dollars. So I went and bought thirty bags,
and if you could do the math, it was a
little less than sixty bucks. And I still needed more.
But I stretched it as far as I possibly could
go with my rake. So there's only about maybe an
inch of coverage everywhere. Hopefully it doesn't wash away. But

(11:24):
I did the mulch, I did the fertilizer. I planted flowers.
I got my garden bed ready for vegetables because the
vegetables are on I love. Oh my god, I'm such
a vegetable guy.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You're a big summer person.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I am. You know, at the end of the day,
it's probably cheaper just to buy them with the supermarket
than dealing with all the work of planting and buying
them and toiling in the field, you know, and ripping
up the weeds and the bugs and the squirrels eating
all your crap.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I know, like you're painting a picture for our listeners
who are driving right now, They're probably like, oh my gosh,
I'm picturing a meadow. Oh you should do so, you
should do Like audiobook narration, I'll play some some like
creek in the background, like.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Martha Stewart stuff. Yes, but I love vegetable gardening, I
really do. I haven't had very successful in recent years.
I just you know what, the the dirt or soil
or whatever you want to call it around my house
is just not good. It's not if you if you
dig down like two inches, it's all clay and sand
and hard and disgusting. And I've never really had good luck.

(12:26):
I mean, I get some tomatoes and i'll get peas
and that's about it. But I really haven't had much
success with anything else. I always try to grow cucumbers. No,
by the way, What does a burpless cucumber a burpless? Yeah,
I've never heard of this. Yes, on the seed packet
it says burpless. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've never heard of this ever in my life.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Do cucumbers burp?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
No? Why would they burp?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I don't know. I you know what? Hold on? Let
me ask Siri? How do I do? Siri? Stupid thing?
I don't want to type on a talk What is
a burpless cucumber? Okay, I'm done? I hate her? What? Oh?

(13:08):
Why are burpless cucumbers called burpless? I don't I just
have something to do with the seeds. Or let's say,
why are burpless cucumbers called purpless? But it doesn't come up.
I hate this phone. At a farmer's market recently, I
came across a variety of cucumber called burpless cucumber. Doesn't
mean you won't burp after eating these cucumbers? Do you
cucumbers even cause burping? H ba ba bah? Seed companies

(13:32):
market purpless cucumbers as cucumbers that reduce digestive problems, including reflux, flatulence,
and gas producing purps. Did not know that?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
So if you have a normal cucumber, you get acid reflex,
I guess it makes you fart more or no. Acid
reflex is the moment the throat.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I tell you something. I have acid reflex. It is
the most painful thing in the entire world. Really, it
feels sometimes when I get it really bad, it feels
like there's fire legit in my throat. It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
And what do you do for that drink milk? I mean,
what do you take?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
You can get?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
This is so Andrew, You're concentrating only on your phone.
I can't. Well, it's not my fault. Fault, it's called
being working. Can you just say, hey, I'll get back
to your twenty minutes for recording something.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
No, because in twenty minutes I'll say hey, Scott, I
have to go do this, and you'll say, our listeners
deserve at least forty five minutes.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well, you said that you wanted to do this whole thing,
mister sister podcast. Well you you need to have the
time and the energy for this. This is your job,
not little for loozy woozy happy thing ease.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
When you agree to record, then this is where your
focus should be. Okay, it should be you should you
should carve out an hour on your schedule, and everything
else was off schedule.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I don't even have a schedule to do it on.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yes, you do. I get notifications from you all the time.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
That's through the morning show one. I don't send out
invites to people saying, please don't talk to me at
this time?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Were you weighing drugs? Why is my Maile scale over there?
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Why was I'm wearing drugs? Are the ones who call
that a male scale put that you're the one who
has a legit scale four drugs and says it's your
mail scale.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
That is a male scale from Pitney Bows. I sent
packages out.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, but why is it there?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Did you use it?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Who moved it? I didn't put it there? I did why.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Because I had to move the table that was filled
with crap and we record on this table?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Correct? Was the male scale on the table?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I didn't know that this table was filled.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
This place is such a pig sty and a mess,
and it's so like hoardary stressful to me. I look
at this, It looks great, This looks great. What's under
the table, what's on the sides, what's on the walls.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
You have to around you. First of all, this studio
becomes a dumping ground for everything that comes in. Whenever
packages come in, they come here, they put them here.
People that don't want it. It just gets left here,
and it's and it's a collection of garbage and stuff,
you know. I mean there's t shirts, there's stuff that
I send out. There's envelopes, there's packing material, there's tapes,

(15:55):
there's bubble wrap because I ship things from here. Okay,
so yes, that adds to the clutter, but I slowly
wean it down as I send stuff out.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You used to do the Christmas purge, Yes, the Christmas peras.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
We've been one for two years, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
It was before that. It was way before that. You
stopped Christmas purging a while ago. You would come back
in and this place would be spotless, right, And then
all of a sudden, around twenty sixteen twenty seventeen, the
purges they stopped, and all of a sudden, it was
like a grab bag of things that was just like ooh,
this uh, this little thing that came into Kindereg Cooper

(16:32):
might like this, and now we just have piles of
things like if I'm really, I've watched a lot of
hoarders in my day. I feel like I could coach
you through this one and how it's it started.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
This is not a horde. This is stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
But that's what's under your desk right now. You have
a random umbrella, just got that today. I'm bringing that
home to Cooper. It's from that movie Bad Guys. She
wants to see it. You have doctor Schulz things you
never brought home right You have the wacky and latable
arm flanneling too. I mean when you could go and
put that in the closet, which is also a mess close,
it's terrible. You have this stack right here. I tried

(17:08):
to touch this stack last week.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
And you folders of stuff. I need that.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Let me tell you something. Tell me there's folders in
there that you don't need. And their vehicle folders vehicle.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
They are I take care of your vehicle.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Storage cabin here. Oh wait, you can't get to it
because there's no boxes broken. Also, what is this?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's my little pony.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
We've had this for almost like a year.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
And put it out there. Let someone take it. I
don't care good, it's it's it's onesie. I don't need it.
There that's not mine. So it's scrubs. Some nurse would
love it.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
We'll send them to somebody.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Can you stop pulling stuff apart, please, because this is
where I get the shakes.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
This exactly, this is hoarding mentality because you I have
touched that box before and you said no, I'm bringing
you home to Cooper and then it's sad here.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I brought. I brought home what I needed to bring
home in the rest. Can go.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I don't care, great because I put everything out on
that table out there.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Put it out there. Let someone else get a sight
out of mind.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I don't care, that's what you say.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Something tells me the box is going to get dragged in.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
No, I don't think so. I don't need it.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
You're gonna come in at four am tomorrow. No, it's
my little bony box, do there? No, Andrew, I'm sorry, my.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Child come back anyway? So I did smart?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
What about one of these?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Can you please stop? Can you just stop? Andrew? Just
leave it alone?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Why?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Please? Can you stop?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Why? The cereal of here is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
We do a serial podcast. It's a backdrop for our podcast.
Can you just cut it out? I'm going to I will,
can you stop? Why do you do this? Why? Why?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
No? I thought you said, you know, poke back. I'm
poking back. You can hope what happened, but no, no, no,
but but I don't, dude. So I did powerwatching this
weekend also.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
And that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I know that one perfectly. It's and you go, dude, dude,
that's what I know. I did it. I made him crack, folks,
anything else, I'm gonna take one of the bags out
of there and throw it out.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Do it. I don't care. I don't care. There are
most of them, not most, but some of them are
already empty. I don't really care, do it. I don't care. Andrew,
do you remember do you remember that day when I
had seventeen garbage cans full of cereal bags. The only

(19:35):
reason that we keep the stuff is when Greg t
comes in here and he records an episode with us
and I jam old cereal in his face. Well, maybe
it should happen again. People enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
So this is how you're saying we need to keep
the cereals. That's right. Do you see what you're doing
and how that's a hoarding mentality?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, but what happens when he comes in and there's
no old gross cereal to give him.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Then Greg T is just Greg T. And I'm sure
he'll go off about aliens or about his crypto stocks, or.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's much funnier when we make him throw up. Okay, anyway,
so please tell me about your weekend. Put your phone down,
tell me about your weekend. I want to know about
it. It was a great time. I had a great, great weekend.
It was talk about your birthday. Please, Well, there's I
need to know. I'm catching up to you. It's funny, right,
It's funny when you do that, right, Well.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's not as funny when the older person's doing it.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I need a drink. Do we have any drinks?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
You have slim fast that's not that's not refrigerated, and
that weirds me out because it's dairy.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's not dairy. There's dairy, and there's no dairy in there.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
There's dairy. It's not water.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Okay, even if it is dairy, there's shelf stable milk.
You've ever seen a box of anything?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You are such a troll seen a box of anything?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I mean of milk products? Yeah, parme lot, right, I
don't even did they make parme Lot anymore? They used
to be a huge Remember at the radio station they
used to we used to get courtings of parme Lot.
I would never use.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I loved parme Lot as a kid. That was one
of my favorite milks.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
As a kid that had parme Lot.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yes, really yes. And the branding was so simple. It
was like white box with like the nice blue on it.
They were ahead of the trend on that. I feel. Okay,
very simple, but yeah, I liked parme Lot milk a lot.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Do they even still make shelf stable regular milk?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's parme lot still a thing?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It is?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
It is? Huh?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I don't look. I mean, I see the almond milks
and the oat milks and soy milks and all that,
and the cartons on the shelf, but I don't I
don't know if they have regular milks anymore. Have you
ever seen a box before? I didn't mean that, you
dumb dick. I meant of milk. I hate you so much, dude,
this like my blood pressure is so high from you.

(21:44):
I you want to take a break, Yeah, okay, great,
I'm gonna we'll get back right after this and we're back.
Welcome back to the Calming Podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do we want to do like a one minute meditation?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
No, I would mean I'm not into that.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Let's just listen to like a nice.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Little okay, Andrew, whatever you want to like.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Let's let's just let's let's bring some comment too these
people's lives, because they're probably listening and they're like, oh
they're mad today.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I'm very easy and I go along with anything, Andrew.
So whatever you want to do, whatever you want to do,
this is the new me. I'm game.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I just know the con candy crunch is getting put
back into that pox.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
No, it's not I don't I don't care. I don't care.
Do you see how many flatten look behind me? There's
a stack about two feet to.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
The thing is I think? I do? You definitely like
have a small memorial for them, like Scott loves you
so much, he just had to put you down, old folks.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's not true. I don't care, that's what you say, Andrew.
Those are there for show.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, how did I get a target ad already? The
video just started? How am I getting target ads like this?
Find your calming voice? What do I do listen to
your inner voice.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I feel like I'm at the massage place. Yep.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Just listen. Imagine yourself in a meadow.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
You're talking like you're being me.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
There's a deer in the meadow.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Deers are in meadows the meadow.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh is that another deer?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I think more of like a prairie dog or something.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Okay, there could be berry dogs.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Too in a meadow.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Shut out.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
When I think meadow, I'm just thinking like flowing waves
of grain. But you're in Sorry, So you're in this
meadow and it's sunny, right. Oh there's a sunflower.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh yeah, pick the sun flower.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
No, no, no, I want to let it stay there.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Okay, so let's just keep walking through the meadow. Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I would like to dry them out and eat the seeds.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Is there something? Is there water?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Let's find a is there waterfall?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
This one mean me?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
There's a creek over there? Or creek?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
This is insane. How come they don't have hold on meditation?
Might because then these things are dumb zen water music,
then that's what you gotta do. I listen to music
like this on the plane.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I bet you do.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Now I'm gonna have to pee Andrew, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
We found it. Guys. It's a babbling brook.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
It looks like a waterfall to me.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
We're at the babbling brook.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
You're babbling.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Let's just take a quick inhale.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
That's a great radio name.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Let's take a quick exhale.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Her a girl on a morning show. She can be
babbling brook, babbling brook in the morning, and we.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Are calm and we're focused on finding inner voice. Okay,
we are breathing in hell. Exhale. Can you smell the
water coming off of the racks?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
No, but I smell your armpits. I'm using an all
natural deal exactly. I don't think you put the right
deodorant on time over this. Me too. Here, I am
trying to bring some nice meditation to this show. Andrew,
you know what, I appreciate it, but that's just not
my jam. It's not for everybody. I think it's not
for everyone. I you don't get into it.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
So again, you I feel, are class pranky where it's
almost like you want to it's it's not any fault
of your own. But I think being quiet like a noise,
you feel like you have to fill the space with something.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
No I love quiet. I'll sit outside and just sit
there in a chair.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
But with that, you kind of just have to follow
along for like ten fifteen minutes. And it's just ten
fifteen minutes that you dedicate to that. Because you're not
a yoga person either, You're like, it's there, it is, But.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't want to Why do I have to be?
You know what?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
You don't have to be?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
The world isn't I mean, who cares? Did you know
a study on this? Yes, most of the world does not.
But why do Why do I have to want to
do that? For me to be a good person?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Who nobody says it's anything about being a good I
don't want to do that. It's just a way to
like quiet your mind a little mind. I can just
relax and focus my mind myself. I don't need to
do that. I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I want you to come to the supermarket with me
and enjoy yourself there. Okay, that's what I do. I
go up and down the aisles of the supermarket. That
is my peaceful moment. I don't care if there's ladies
in the aisle fighting with each other for the last
box of cheerios that's on sale. I don't care that
there's two old ladies on either side that stop to

(26:39):
talk and won't let me pass. I'll just go the
other way. I don't get angry. That's my calm place. Okay,
it doesn't matter. I'll sit and squeeze a candlelope for
twenty minutes, calm. I'll find a ripe avocado. I'll find it.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
He's a candlelope. Yeah, I don't care. You know what
white noise machines.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
No, somewhere there there's the ripe avocado. I don't care.
I'll wait that I have patience. I have to keep
in complete silence. No, but I'm very strange that way.
I don't know if there's any other people like it.
You strange, I'm assuming do go on. I'm assuming there
are some Oh that could be a serial delivery.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Go check it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
No, because this is not cereal Andrew, let's wait. But well,
I want to talk about this cereal infused stuff. You're like, no, no,
save it for Friday. It's a bonus episode. Maybe we'll
make it extra three dollars. Anyway, Oh, there we go.
What an extra three dollars? That's what you said before. No,
I didn't what did you say how much did we

(27:33):
make extra on a Friday?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
We need like forty dollars extra?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Sweet. Let me go back to the sleeping thing.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
So this this is me and it's just it's me.
It is what it is. I need to go to
sleep with the television on. I'll watch TV and I'll
fall asleep. When I wake up at two o'clock in
the morning to go to the bathroom, which I do
because I just do whatever. There can't be anything on
or I won't be able to fall back asleep, so

(28:03):
I can. I need to go to sleep with sound on,
but I need to fall back asleep in silence. Does
that make sense?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, that's me interesting.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, I mean I can't be alone. I can mostly
just fall asleep anywhere anytime.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You see. I'm not like that.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I try to nap in the afternoon and I try
and for an hour later, I'm like, damn it now,
and I'm like, I just waste it all that time
I catnap. I wish I could.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's a twenty minute nap. I recommend everyone do it.
Set your alarm and those twenty minutes are my twenty minutes.
If I fall asleep during them, great, good for you.
If I don't, then I just relaxed for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean, unless your coffee machine is beeping, you don't
have anything to worry about.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
You're so right. I have one ounce of responsibility.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
No problem. Anytime you want.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
You can nap too. You canna do? Your kids are
in school, you get home at like one o'clock.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I have responsibilities. Well, like what yeah, at two fifteen
is when she comes home. That's where they start.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
So the twenty minutes can happen when you get home.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
But I just told you I can't fall asleep. I'm
gonna be like overthinking it.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
No, they don't overthink it.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I put on an episode of Chips, and I'm like, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
It must be nice. My coffee maker doesn't play Chips.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
You know I'm curre.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Can you go see what I have kids? That's why
I can't nap. Can you please go see when I
can watch six episodes of Chips? You send me pictures
of you watching like show marathons in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
When I could go through my text history where you're like,
it's the one where it was the crossover episode.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
This is the one. Okay, that's because we have a
thing with Nancy Reagan and she was on different strokes.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
But you're watching shows.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Okay on a Saturday afternoon, no during a weekday. I
was trying to nap, you weren't. Can you please go
get those boxes, Scott, please, Well you said.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You were going to.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I can get them, but I'm in the inside. This
is this, this relationship. I don't know. They're probably not
even for us. What is it?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Everything's playing?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Everything is playing, Everything just started playing. How did that happen?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
We got it? We need to do an emergency episode
right now that airs tomorrow. Go downstairs. I'm gonna go
get apple orange juice.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I'm gonna go get this has to dude, Look, we
just got it's the Trump.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh wait, can I wait a minute? We may play
something tomorrow where we already tried it like. This is
an emergency. This is a serial emergency. Nobody has this yet, nobody.
You don't understand. Should we end this episode early and
just do it? We need to do a TikTok of

(30:46):
us opening this box? Okay, do you understand? I don't
think that you know the serial importance. You don't even
understand we have this before anybody else, Dude, nobody. Bill
Johnson doesn't have this.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Who's Bill Johnson?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Serial Time doesn't have this. Cereal bro doesn't have this?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
What is this one?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Do you understand? It's serial killers? But it's all Cereal?
My heart, I am having a stroke. I can tell
I need to calm down.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
What's in this one?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Can we take another break? Please?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
My name is on this.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I need a minute. No, it's a serial killer's podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, my name?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Where's your name? It's a serial kill Oh we've got
something from her before? I remember that stamper.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Oh okay, right, do you really need me to take
a break right now?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
No, because our breaks aren't actually real breaks. If we
took a real break, then yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Well I mean we did one ten minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
No, let's not take a break. I just like my
my chest it was pounding. Well, if you don't know
what this is? Are we putting? Are we going will be?
But this is where this will air on Friday. There's
going to be an emergency serial Friday episode and it's
going to air on Friday. Okay, we need to get
Elvis in on this one. Can he record tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Can we ask him?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
He needs to be in on this one, okay, But
then again, I have a feeling that he might go
gross no matter what, and I don't want to upset
our tropic cana friend. If it's gross, we'll say it's
gross the tropic.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
It's tropic canna. But it's not orange flavors.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's not orange flavored. It's honey and oh it's cereal,
but you're supposed to eat it with orange juice.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Okay, And we're gonna make a TikTok.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well, I'm gonna make a TikTok if us opening this
and it's going to be viral. You should do a.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
TikTok with us eating it too, because that'll go viral.
We'll do it all, We'll do it all. I'm so excited.
We're gonna get on the TikTok game, folks y, Yes, wait.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
But my kids are gonna run it because we don't
know we're doing.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'm telling you you work for TikTok now, well until July, okay,
so you know what's up. Let me tell you something.
If there's one thing I've learned, that algorithm is very confusing,
and I don't think anybody understands it.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, Cooper should do it for us. She knows
what she's doing.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
She has an insane following she does. It's crazy. Kids
are so weird on that app Yeah, not to say
your kid is weird. It's just like what kids follow
now is so strange. Like watch me pack in order
and it's just them throwing things.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yes, yes, like what she makes me record it something
time she's like, okay, hold a record button, Okay, stop,
hold it, okay stop, and she's she's like putting this
package together.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Here, help me get ready, Yeah, don't break this.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
You know what it is when stop somebody orders something
from her from her bracelet thing, and they'll be like,
record a video of you packing it.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, hey guys, I got this. I got this wonderful
bracelet request. Here's about how I pack up the order.
I write you a cardad make sure I get you
a bag, right, it goes in this little pouch, goes
in the pouch.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, dude, this is just overwhelming for me. This is
overwhelming our great listener.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Look what she said, honey, vanilla cheerios. Dude, this is
just no note Oh my goodness, I actually want this one.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Wait, isn't the Tropicana Cereal Honey Vanilla?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, it's Tony a note. Oh okay, I think something's
happening inside my body. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
You're not good.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
But see that's the thing. These things are very exciting
to me. Okay, I guess that's why we do a
serial podcast. But they're not exciting to let me. I
have to ask you something I would like to know, Like,
what if what thing like if showed up at our
door in a box and you opened it, that it

(34:15):
would take your breath away? What? What would what would
make what would make you so excited?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Like a puppy, right, puppy that'd be adorable, puppy, that's.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
What you want.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Puppy would be cute.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I like, what is a huge, huge passion of yours?
This has become a very big passion of mine. It has.
I've loved Cereal for years, and I you know, turned
it into a podcast. You did, We did, Andrew, we did.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Let me think. I was really excited a couple of
years ago when I got the survivor phone call. That
was fun.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, Okay, So that's crazy. So if somebody, if somebody
from Survivor knocked on the door, well, I mean, I
know you have your friends and stuff, But when I.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Got the phone call to go there, it was like.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Huh, okay, what if Jeff Probes just came around the
corner and waved, I'd probably be or local newspeople, local newspeople. Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
So it's so weird about local newspeople.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Like, so if Bill Ritter came and knocked on the door,
what would you do?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
You're like, oh my god, that's the news right.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, I like them too, Like I used to know
all their names, but they've been playing like musical. Well
you're friends with them too, now, yeah, well I've been
friends with I've been friends with Ken now seven first
name basis Well, I mean Ken Risotto on Channel seven
here in New York. He got me my very first
radio internship when I was fifteen years old. Like I do,
have to credit things just all kind of fell into place. Yeah,

(35:40):
you know, it all started with my dad meeting him
at a butcher shop. It's really weird because the radio
station that Ken worked for way back in the early nineties,
late eighties, early nineties, it didn't really even come in
where I lived. For whatever reason, this butcher opened up
near my house and they contracted with this radio station

(36:02):
to come and do an appearance with the morning DJ
and right. And so I was in high school at
the time, and my dad saw the big radio truck,
you know, the big boom box up in the air,
and he went to this guy and he's like, hey,
you know, my son, he loves radio. And the guy's like, okay, whatever,
you know, here, give my card and whatever. So they
had me in a for an interview and I took

(36:24):
a bus to a train to a bus and it
was very far from my house because it was not
a local radio station. It was way out and they
liked me and they hired me. And I was an
intern for the morning show at fifteen years old, which
is unheard of. Normally you can only get college credit
for interning, but somehow I was able to get credits
for high school. There was like some work study thing
that they had at the time that I don't think

(36:46):
exists anymore.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's, you know, other than my high school radio station,
which was you know, Tinkertoy whatever, even though it was
an actual FM station. That's where I got my start
in radio. So I do credit Ken Rizzotto from Channel seven.
He was Ken Rhodes at the time. It ken Ken Rhodes. Yeah,
so so anyway, yeah, he and he is the morning
news anchor and Channel seven. So you know, I'm friends

(37:08):
with him.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
We'll go to his people every time.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Right. I love the local news. I know you're a
big fan.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Same.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
So if you got a tour of like Channel seven
and you were in the newsroom and you sat at
the eyewitness news desk, that would be pretty cool for
I would that right, Would you be poking under the
table that you'd be that excited poking under the tea?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, I mean it would be fun to do a
live news thing once. I would love that.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Like Amy and I went to the set and we
sat there and we took a picture and it was
the coolest thing, like we have a picture of us
on the eyewitness news set.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
It was that was fun.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I got to do that with Channel five because when
he would do like when Elvis sometimes does, like, oh
good to New York. Yes, that's kind of fun to
go too. Yeah, I'd like to sit at the news desk.
I think I'd be a terrible news person though, why
because I don't think I can read that fast. Here's
my thing, Like I almost wish that I could put

(37:57):
up a prompter right now.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
And we could. I bet there's something that's some program
we could find. But see, I have no problem with
the prompter. I can read it and be like today
at Brooklyn there was a shooting on Jay Street, Like
I could read the thing. But the problem is you
have to sometimes those things go out. Yeah, and so
when the prompter goes out, you have to be able
to add lib. And I don't think that I'm a

(38:19):
good ad liber so I would not be a very
good news anchor.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah. I think sometimes I don't know where the period
starts or ends the sentence, and then the new sentence starts,
so it would be like several people.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Were like perished, and then you would laugh on to
local News, Doug. It's funny because at the iHeartRadio Music Festival,
I'm always at like the production table in the back,
so I see the teleprompter person loading everything in and
I watch it as it goes so there Seacrest will
be on stage there, and there was one time where
the prompter stopped. You know, it was supposed to keep going,

(38:56):
but it stopped. Yeah, you know in the headphones everyone's
yelling prompter, you know, but he just kept going.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
TikTok has prompter talks. Really, let's see, let's see if
I can find one.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
But he's very good, and Elvis is great also. They
just he's amazing. They just can keep going, and that
is something that I cannot do.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
He's also amazing with what is it like? He's good
with knowing how much time in the song there is
to talk overa to be like, hey, another chance to
win these tickets to go to here, here, and here.
And I'm just it's such an art form.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Because that's called hitting the post. It's amazing to see.
The thing is. Now nowadays you can cheat because the
computer tells you how much talk time you have. But
back in the day, when you know, Elvis was the
afternoon DJ here, you just had to know the music.
What is this?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
This is prompter?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Test it.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'll hold it out, Okay, can you start it over?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah? What do I do? Back it up? Okay?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh wow, you know how to do it?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Oh? What is this? Now?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
This is them speaking?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
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Speaker 2 (40:00):
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But that's why I'd be awkward to be like, uh wine.
That's why they also have the paper thing in front
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Speaker 2 (40:37):
Let's try this one.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Okay, ready, here we go. Can you pass the prompter test?
I want to roll the prompters. I only went during
the show. Blah blah blah. Was this must be some
news person, right? Okay? Ready, who starts? I'll start?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
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Gavin Newsom says the California Department of Public Health has
administered seven point three million vaccines.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
During his visit to a vaccine clinic in Los Angeles
County today, Newsom says the state is committed to getting
more people of color vaccinated. According to the data from
the state Health Department, just three percent of black people
and sixteen percent of Latina went away.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah, restarted who that got fast towards the end?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Did it started rolling really quick? You have to wow, wow, anyway,
that's fine, it was, but you see, that's the thing.
But you also have to be able to do it naturally,
like I was obviously reading that and you were reading it.
You know, you have to be able to yeah, no,
you did, you did. But I think that people will
probably be able to tell that we were reading it.
You have to be able to talk like this. We
could be fun news anchors. We could do the wacky news,

(41:35):
you know, like we could be we could probably do
like entertainment news or like the fun story, or we
could you know what we could be like the consumer person.
It could be like Andy on your side and when
they have a problem with a bill or someone that
got screwed over with a car or something like that. Listen,
let's get Andy on our side. Oh, let me tell
you something.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I'd follow up Andrew investigates, Andrew inverstigat yeah, hell boom yeah,
and then it would be me going there. Hi, This
person lost five dollars when they brought their dog to
this pet care store.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
You know what it is is these people aren't really
solving problems. It's just when someone gets a call from
a news organization, they crap their pants and they made
things right because they don't want to be dragged through
the mud on TV. So it like it could be
you or me or any idiot making a call and
what are you doing? Oh, hold on the over the prompter.
We'll be back right after this, and we're back, thank you,

(42:36):
Scott onto local news. This reminds me of like my
high school had a TV radio stage on TV do
TV though a TV station, and it looked like what
throw to me. I'll be live in the field, and
here's Andrew with the farm report because we're in Cedar
rapids of course, John Deere go ahead, hello, and there's

(43:04):
always that. I'm live.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
I'm live from the John Deere good Farm Market and
it is a woo blesstery day out today. Hope that
we can do the butter churning events. It's at the
local state fair.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
It's it's chillier than it usually is at this time
of year.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
It is chillier. You are right, the forecasters are saying
the event may get snow or frost.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Back to you in the studio, thanks, Andrew. So, yeah,
the delays is obnoxious.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I love it. And my favorite is when they do
international like news stories. They'll be like, all right, let's
go to a reporter and field and you could tell
they also always have accents, especially on like the cable
news channels like CNN or Fox or even BBC is
my favorite to watch the news, but they'll throw it
to like the reporter in the field and they'll be like,
let's go to like Tony Snow live in wherever political

(44:04):
thing is happening abroad, and they'll they'll go to them
and almost be like all right.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
It's funny though, because the really seasoned news people or
anchors and i'm sorry, reporters, they they know that that
delay is coming. Yeah, so they kind of what's the
word I'm looking for for? No, they they pare something
for it. They prepare no, Yes, they account for it,
and so they'll start talking before the anchor has finished talking,

(44:35):
and so it'll catch perfectly. Yeah, but you know, you
have to be really good.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
You probably have to have a really good producer with
you that who understands that. Like, if I'm thrown out
in the field on the first couple of days, I'm
just gonna be like, you could start talking.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I want to open this so bad. Can we end
this episode so we can open this box.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
We're live in the studio with the New Tropicanic Crunch.
I'm here with serial enthusiasts Scott b.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yes, thank you, Andrew. So this box just arrived in
studio and we cannot wait to open. I can't believe
that I actually even have this in my hand, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Cereal fanatics everywhere are going crazy for the Crunch of
New Tropicana Crunch.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Especially since you can't get it anywhere. You know, we
must have been on some special list.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Can I tell you? Do you remember when I called you?
I called you because the PR company reached out to me.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Well, I'm not sure which one of our people sent this.
It's either the one that reached out to you or
it's the guy that reached out to me, its pointed.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It's your hand was so floaty.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
It's probably your Where to come from? Does it say
Andrew and Yeah, this is mine Andrew and Scott's serial
killer whom? Wow, this is yours? Yeah? Because it came
from Oh this came from Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, yeah, I did this folks Schlamielle schlamazl Hausinfeffer Incorporated.
No idea is that the Golden Girls.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
No, it's they worked at the Schlott the the Beer
the beer place in Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Open it live on camera? It Milwaukee, I think, So
what do we open it live on camera? No, we're
TikTok Okay, I forgot that. It's gonna be huge, huge,
huge huge. How do we record it when nobody's helping us?
I'll just record you doing it. We'll do it like
one of A Cooper's jewelry things. Hey guys, this is
trappicicana crunch poop. We're gonna open it ploop. Yes, here's

(46:22):
what the box looks like.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
You're breaking it.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I'm breaking it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
The flakes are very fragile.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Okay, there's no flakes.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
There are Yeah, there's flakes and crunch chunks and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
To be quite honest, I have zero cluids in it.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I think we'll try it with orange juice and with milk. Okay,
but which first because that taste orange juice first, okay,
but then we need lemon sorbet okay or whatever you
call it. Well, I'll let you prepare for this episode
or a coffee no you smell coffee beans.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I'm very excited. I wonder if I could do an
interview with you, but having no prep on it. So
with tropic count of crunch and a cereal enthusiasts yourself,
do you often this has happened before?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Are you having a stroke? So?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Is this an orange flavored cereal?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Aren't you glad this arrive today? Andrew? That's a wacky
news joke.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
And I often also think do those people get along.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
The news anchors? Sometimes they don't on camera like this
we're best friends, but off camera, oh no, no, coming
to my party, people definitely think that we hate each other.
On this podcast, we do not. We love each other.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
These people definitely listen, especially when I almost mean you
have a small.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's what they listen for. Andrew, You and I are
the best of friends, Like if we live closer, we
would hang out all the time. You don't think so.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Or you would drive past my house and I'd be like,
there goes Scott again.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And I would throw banana peels at you banana fields.
How many bananas are you going to be eating that
you have multiple peals? I would just drive really fast
and throw banana peels at your window. The thing is
you have tearle hand eye coordination. So I would hit
some old lady with a walker. No is there's just
an old lady with a walker walking the street down
her street. God, you don't think that if you live

(48:09):
much closer to us that we'd be friends. I think
we'd hang out. We'd go out for dinner.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
We couldn't you have kids. Remember I only have a
coffee maker. The world's my oyster, not yours. Right, So
we would get a table for four. We'd send the
kids out for the night.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
It would be Amy and I and you and your
cureg and we would all sit together and we would eat.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Listen, I'm way fancier than a cureg. Oh yeah, curig,
I can't do okay, No, so you and your DELONGI maybe,
or I'm telling you my brew master my Mocha master.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Uh huh hm.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Can I also say something about mocha. No, I always
thought mocha was, uh just ice cream. No, it was
just chocolate flavored.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's chocolate coffee, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
No, it's just coffee.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Really, See, anytime I hear some cases, anytime I hear mocha,
I think chocolate coffee. Well, I felt like an idiot
because I ordered a Mocha mohedo or I didn't get
in Mocha mohedo.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
My friend got one and with the beans in it. No,
they got this. It was so good, and I'm like, oh,
I thought that was just a chocolate moheater. They're like,
are you dumb? Well, clearly I am, because.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Well, Mocha definitely is coffee ish, there's no doubt about it.
But I always associated Mocha with like Hoggandaw's ice cream,
and it was like coffee chalk.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Coffee ice cream is topp tier.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I know you've said that I don't love it. I'll
eat it, but it's eh.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
I love that one. That is probably one of the
best ice cream flavors.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I'll tell you why I don't love it, because that
goes right along with my thing that I don't like
cold coffee.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I don't like iced coffee. Love a good ice coffee
every once in a while.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Okay, you know what, I will say this and I apologize.
I say that I do not like iced coffee. I
don't believe I've ever had iced coffee. All I know
is that I've had cold coffee. When I drink it. Yeah,
sometimes a little bit will stay there and it gets cold,
and I'll go yah. Because I don't like cold coffee.
So that leads me to believe that I would not

(49:54):
like iced coffee. I just feel in my head that
coffee should be served hot.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I mean I would. I don't think you're gonna like
it. It's very strong, and I don't think you like strong coffee.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
No, I never pressed the bold button.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah, I don't think you're a fan of that. Plus
you do qure egg and like not. We have dunking.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
No, we have the pot at home. We Brew we
Brew every morning. It goes off at three fifty five
or something like.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I started making my coffee now, and I have to
tell you I'm really enjoying it now. I used to
be on the Duncan train, and now I make my
own coffee every morning. It's not only saving me money,
but I'm also having coffee that I genuinely enjoy now.
Because Duncan sometimes no offense to Duncan, you were my
brand for the past like nine years. It can be

(50:39):
a little hit or miss.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I will say it is not as consistent as it
should be. It varies from shop to shop. And I
don't know whether.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Favorite fast food coffee go.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I mean I drink dunk in the most.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, same like Mike Cafe coffee. I gotta tell you,
they always tom I want sugar or something sweet in it,
and I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I do not love the fast food restaurant coffee that
is a last resort for me. I don't care how
cheap it is or if it's free. I don't. I don't.
First of all, it is scalding hot. Yeah, I don't
know how the hell they make it that hot. Yeah,
but it's always so hot you can't drink it for
two hours. So no, I just I'm not a fast
food coffee guy. I do like, I don't know. I'm

(51:23):
okay with seven I like, I like seven eleven coffee.
Could you make it yourself? Quick Check has good coffee
they don't have that in a lot of the country.
I like wuah wah coffee, but I don't wa wa coffee.
There's not one cost to me. Yeah, you know, but.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Iowa ice coffee is so good, but not like it's
not ice coffee. That's the thing. You can get like
actual black iced coffee from them. But then they have
one that says it's their iced coffee machine and it
just comes out with like the milk and sugar. That
thing is like a small milkshake and it's like two
thousand calories for a small cup of it.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
So good. That will say I am a fan of
do it yourself coffee.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
This is dumb, quo U shin? Because Taco Bell serves breakfast.
Now do they give you this coffee an option?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I would have to assume. So I would say that
if your restaurant served breakfast, people want coffee with that,
So I would go with yes, huh, don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
If you know this, please tweet us or send us
an email. People need to start sending us emails.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
You can also just open your thing and look.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
At serial killers PC oh serial killerspc at gmail dot com.
That's our email and a lot of you guys actually
do reach out over email to say hi to us sometimes,
and Taco.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Bell have coffee. Come on, see, come on, come on?
Why want you to talk to me? She want to
talk to me?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
All right? Just this is why you don't do it.
They're you do it on Google.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I just want to talk to people. I like to
talk to machines. Do you like to talk to machines?
Sometimes they talk back, sometimes they don't.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Taco Bell coffee. I have to leave soon, yeah, same,
I want to end it. Oh yeah, iced, Cinnabond de
Lights premium, Taco Bell no no, and they have ice
coffee too, and hot coffee.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
No, I can't Cinnabond de Light no, no, no. Yeah,
that's what got me here. Yeah, by diamond got you
where in the predicament that I was in. That's probably
what started a lot of things for you. You get started
my snowballing effect, hypochondria, that's what started that.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Well, you know whatever. When you pass out from eating something,
you get nervous again.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
You have a terrible diet and you don't exercise.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I did have a terrible diet. I don't anymore. What
do you make faces for? Okay? Tell me what. I
wait now, I want to know what's what's terrible that
I had today?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
You're you're here, I don't look at what you eat
and a.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Package of sliced apples, I had a pear, I had
a banana, and I had a granola bar.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
How much water did you have today?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
None?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
There's water in the apple and the pear.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
And this is where we just disagree. So I'm going
to call this episode that nature's it's okay.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
What do you think that? So if you were on
Survivor and you were out stranded on the island and
you were able to eat a bunch of fruit, you'd
live because there's there's water in there. Your body needs
water and you'd be fine. Right, No, really, you would
die because you only only die of dehydration. If you
smash the apples. It makes apple.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I don't know what you're doing today, but you are
so forceful with this poor table.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Smash apples makes apple juice. And that's liquid.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Filled with sugars and nothing that's actually hydrating me.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
So liquid is not hydrating. I don't understand. No, why
you told me one time you told me that that
iced tea it makes me poop like, I don't know
if it.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Does, it's a diuretic. What's a diuretic?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I know the book from Elmont Hubbard. I understand, but
it's dianetics. Same thing. But you make tea with water.
You make it with.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Water, Dude, you can't survive off of tea. You are
like someone who's like, I just drink mountain dew. That
gives me all the water on need.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Agree, you would have a terrible diye you would, but
you'd live. But you have diabetes, but you'd live.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
You'd be so sick you need water. Water is an
essential thing. It helps with your skin, it helps with
your everything.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I watched the episode of How It's Made when they
made mountain dew and they use water. They use water.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Starts with argument is so poor and like it's not
even worth arguing because if you're gonna really try and
say that, like you want to not drink water, you
just want to drink things that have water in it,
then go for it.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I do.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
It's gonna support you.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Look, I do occasionally drink water. I like, hint is hint, Okay,
hint is water? Else No it is not. It is flat.
Hint just has is just a hint of flavoring. Yeah,
that's water, it's natural, that's water. There's there's no sugar,
there's no nothing. Yeah. I like hint water. Yeah I
can have that. Yes, Okay, that's like.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Getting a lemon and squeezing it into your water a
little bit. It's not like lemon water. I mean, I
don't know. I've never had hint.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
You haven't. You know, I'm gonna bring you a hint.
It's good. They're really good. No one.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I really missed the Bali's with the cream cheese that
you would bring in. Oh my god, that was so good. Well,
I like a weird combo, and I feel like maybe
people would like this is where we talked about this
my bally with strawberry cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, we talked about it. But next time that I
wake up before my alarm, yeah, I will do that,
bring a hint water too. I will because I think
I can't. There are times where I'll wake up, like
twenty minutes before my alarm and I can't fall back asleep.
But I need those twenty minutes to go to the
bagel place, just because it's a little bit out of
the way.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I get you.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I get you. I'd be happy to do it.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Oh shoot, thanks anyway, Well, but.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
I just heard something. Did you just hear a voice? No,
I heard something.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Okay, that was weird.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Well, oh wait, maybe the microphones are on in there
and I heard that. Maybe it's possible.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Well, anyway, another exciting episode of bull Chat.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Well it wasn't exciting. It was invigorating.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, very invigorating. You really brought some life to it
with the tropicana. Who you're getting the bowl? Early? I
love that.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Well, I mean I didn't bring life to it with
the tropicana. Apparently you said that. All up.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Well, thank you, serial you know what. I like that.
Thank you for thanking me. That's really nice to feel acknowledged.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
I do acknowledge you.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Andrew Serial Killers PC at gmail dot com. If you're
a PR company, if you're a marketing company, if you're
any type of anyone with influence anywhere in the world,
or if you're just a listener who wants to just
chat with us, email us there leave us reviews. We
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leave us comments. We love reading those as well. You

(57:29):
do understand them, all the things. You do understand that
without you, this podcast wouldn't work right, goodness, it's nice.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
No, I just want to make sure that you understand that,
because I do feel that way. If anybody else was there,
this would be crap.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Oh, thanks Scott, that really is nice.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I'm just saying, and I'm not kidding. I say that.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I appreciate you too, friend, from the bottom of my heart.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Andrew, thank you. I'd be lost without you.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Thank you. Robin thick One.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I was thinking more air supply, what air supplies? That
will just become like a cabaret. That was terrible performance. Anyway,
Thank you for listening to ball Chat. We'll see you
on Friday with a special bonus episode where we will

(58:15):
eat the tropicot crunch. Yeah. Well wait, should that be
a Serial Killers though?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
No, No, let's get that money all right?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Done? All right? Thank you for listening until we see
you on Friday, then again Monday, then again Wednesday. We're
just we're a myriad and.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Then maybe next Friday we'll do we'll try those snacks out.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Oh, I don't know, we need to that needs to
be sooner somehow, we should have done it today, really
should have. But anyway, oh.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah, well until next time. Folks say clank clink.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Does that take a lot out of you? I see
you're rubbing your eyes.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
I'm exhausted, I'm tired. I need a nap.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I cannot drive you home today.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
No, I drove, so you don't have to worry.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Can you play the meditation music again?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Not misday fight