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December 1, 2021 63 mins
Scotty B is convinced that he is hip and cool because of his job. Do we really believe that to be true? He teaches Andy all about what cigarettes he used to smoke, the difference between mailing and shipping a package are and even mentions his dream of becoming a garbage man. Oh yeah, the guys try bread in a can and eggnog too.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're recording. Is the video recording it is?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm sorry, I inhaled the match smoke soulfa from the match.
I lit the candle and when you know, when the
when you blow the match out and that stuff comes out.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, it's in my throat. Let me tell you something.
If this wire gets caught in that fire, it's not
it's not gonna be great. Can you start it? It started? Oh?
What's the thing? Hold? Please? Let me just hold please.
Welcome to another exciting episode. Uh what exciting? Come? I

(00:35):
do it with you? Ready? Ready? Did you do it?
What again?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
The regular board we use is there right there.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
But everybody who we said last week when we did
our discussing dinner party, do you like this set up?
Everyone's like, oh my god, I love this setup. Yeah,
so we thought we'd do it again.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, but it's okay, And you're like, I don't anything
on the table.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's messy.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Look at this, but your dumb cup is there and
there's nothing in it and it's not even sponsored. If
it's oh my top popped, yeah, well it's empty. If
this was American Idol, you know, we could have cups
that say, you know, wax Cabin Candle company, but instead
we will.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Just talk about wax cabin candles here right off the bat. Yes,
look at that Peppermind Cocoa crunch or Frosty Snowballs still
available at serial killerspc dot com. Make sure you use
code serial Killers at check out and get ten percent off.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah you will, Yay, So buy them for the holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Buy them, get the gift set. We have them all
over the house. Yeah, we really do.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I like my Frosty snowballs because I still have the
ones that were like the test ones, the smells that
we weren't sure if we wanted. So I have those
all over the house.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Great. Mm hm. Did you like how I loaded a
Christmas THEA? So I don't like this thing? Like the
tables are turned here.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
So now you're pushing all these things, and I have
a feeling that pretty soon there's gonna be something that
goes like when I'm talking no or something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I want you that to you. Oh okay, never never
never never. All right, So what's going on, Andy? Not much?
How was your Thanksgiving? It was great? It was really
really good. Nice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
So there's a few things we didn't get to last week.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Food wise.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, so it was the disgusting dinner party. Some of
the things were actually pretty good. I enjoyed the ravioli.
I loved the ambrosia, you know. But one of the
things that we said we were going to eat that
I ordered never came.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
A bread can. Yes, yes, Oh, that sounds like it's
a right answer. Did you hear that one? That one's
a weak ding? I wasn't sure about it. Okay, do
you like that ding? I'm not a huge fan of it,
but I.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Thought you were gonna say it's a sexual innuendo.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't have a sexual innuendo. Well that was a
good button for that, this one. Yeah, yeah, see bread
and a can? Okay, I just like pressing these buttons.
I have some other good ones. Okay, all right, don't
waste them all? Now you're right.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, so here's a Oh what the hell is in this?
It's B and M the bean company. They make the
baked beans, and they make lots of other products too,
but just not under the B and M name. They
make pickles and all kinds of stuff. I need to
see this matter raisin. Yeah, I got the raisin one
raisin bread. First of all, I don't understand. This is

(03:22):
a foreign concept to me. Just get bread in a bag.
Why in a can? Did you bring a can opener?
I did, Amy reminded me. She texted me this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Let me tell you something. What's interesting about this is
that is that steam that's supposed to be coming off
of this it looks like it. It looked. It looks
like the logo is yeah, it's brick oven. Come huh,
here's my cand open. Do you know that.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I didn't realize that. See my house, we don't have
an electric can opener. I don't either, really. Yeah, Amy
said that's the norm, and I was like, I don't know.
Because I grew up with an electric can opener. I
just assumed that everybody had an electric can opener.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, no, I don't have one. I like the old
fashioned do it yourself twist off.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
We just cleaned the top. Don't know where it's been.
Might have been some rats on it in the warehouse
there at Amazon.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's why my mom always says, you use a straw
when you drink soda out of the candy. Let's see
what this sounds like. Oh oh that was nice. Oh bully, this.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Is the strangest thing to like, are you supposed to
heat it?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh? Well, what's Oh boy, look at that. It's like
a turd. It's a turd in a can. Hold on.
It doesn't smell bad directions remove both ends of can. Oh,
because the air has to it won't come out heating
serving suggestions. You could toast it or microwave it.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
This is good until January of twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I feel like maybe you should heat it up. Yeah,
let's just eat it. I feel like maybe you should
heat it up. That's all right. I don't know if
it's all right.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I think it's just fine. It says it doesn't have
to be that's a serving suggestion.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh, it's a serving suggestion, just like Vienna sausages. That's right. Yeah,
that wasn't suggested. That was probably the right thing to
do all the way. This is a bonus. You weren't.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I can just see us eat more garbage in this episode.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh it has the can marks on it. Oh, oh,
you got it all over the board.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It smells. I actually don't mind the smell kind of sound.
Smells like sourdough raisins. Yeah, I love sour dough. That's
can you can you can we not? Can we not
do it that way? What if we do it like
a gentle burp? Okay, why aren't you putting it over
a place? I if you what do you want to
come out? Can I can? I it's not gonna it's

(05:30):
not gonna pop out. This is so foul. You got
it on the board. This you did. There's grease stains.
Just blow it that. You blew your bread on it. God,
this is heavy. Wait you know what it sounded like
when it came out of the can. Oh no, no, no,

(05:52):
I thought that was going to be I thought that
was gonna be the boying sound. I forgot to that
would totally be worked there. Okay, I'll just pretend to
do it boying. All right. There's crumbs all over this thing.
Now this is like the sweet brown bed from cheesecake factory.
Oh I love that bread. Okay, top breads Uh? Out
Back to me is better than cheesecake factory. Controversial, but

(06:13):
it's true. We did this. We did this. We did
I didn't say out back was better, Yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You said it was awesome with the butter and everything.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh yeah, it really is that in a bloomin onion
oh man, here we go. I know I'm gonna like this,
so there's really nothing elie. Yeah, I know I'm not
going to bread. I've been a bread I don't like.
But I just don't understand the whole can thing. Cheers. Yeah,
that kind of tastes like. I don't understand it. You

(06:40):
put a bunch of toast in a can and then
closed it. Why would someone do that? Though I just gleaked.
I gleaked. I'm on the board. No, I gleaked on
the bread. Yeah, well I'm not having any more. So
that's to you and strange consistency. I don't understand why
they do this. I really don't mind who said let's

(07:02):
put bread in a can? Clearly b and m all right.
I think they're in Jersey. I kind of toy. You're
really not that bad. I would eat this' agam.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh no, they're Portland main hmmm, water, whole wheat, flour, molasses, dextros,
whole grain, rye flour, raisins way. There's really not much
in here, baking soda, buttermilk, salt, corn oil.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And that's it. I don't mind it, I do.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I mean, it's okay. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I don't know what to do with a second can. Yeah,
I'm not gonna be like a bread and a can person.
We really need to wash this down with what. It's
very dry with what? Yeah, you're like, I hope it's
not sardine juice. I would never do that. You put
cheese in a can. I've never had eggnog before ever.

(07:52):
I hate. I just had a conversation with people how
much I hate eggnog. I've never ever had it. I
despise eggnog. A vomit sound. No, I didn't upload a
vomit sound. Ugh, I hate this smells like like bubble gum.
For a second, I thought we were gonna drink heavy cream,
and I was like worried. Oh no, look at that.

(08:13):
I'm sorry for the eggnog glovers because I do know
that they are. That is that is a group.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think you might need a piece of plastic for
this board, because I feel like I might spit this
up because it smells like bubble gum. It smells like
the awful fluoride that some dentists will use. They sneak
attack you, okay, and like, what flavor do you want?
But when they don't ask what flavor you want and
they use bubble gum and I vomit.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
But that happened when I was When you were a kid,
they used to do the duck bill. I hated the
duck bill so much. Yes, and it would and they
would say, oh, it's bubble gum flavor. In what world
was that bubble gum?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm thinking about it and making bubble gum's making me nauseous.
That chewing that foam thing.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yes, and ugh the floor, No, you're ready, let's try
bottoms up andy here. Thanks Turkey Hill. It's not terrible.
I may take back what I said about egnog. If
Turkey Hill's making it, it's it's stratten.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Will I drink this again? The answer is no, No,
it's a weird consistency. I don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Plus, I feel like when you see people drinking eggnog,
they're like, there's like a bowl of it, right, oh,
take it with the spill.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, And they're wearing a Christmas sweater and there's a mistletoe.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now, creepy guys trying to make out with some younger girl. Yeah, yeah,
Oh you know what, I'll make it all better.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
With what I said, with what I was over at
our friend Stu Leonards. Yes, okay, good, okay, Yeah, it
tastes like bubble gum is in after flavor. It's gross.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
So you know every season they make the special milks.
So Christmas cookie milk Andrew is back in stores. I mean,
this is delicious. You don't have to smell it. It's
just awesome. It's full of sugar and it's just milk
that tastes like sugar cookies.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I was actually I saw your picture that you uploaded, yea,
and I was thinking, I really hope he gets My
favorite is the bunny milk.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, bunny milk is great, chocolate bunny milk.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's so good. Yeah it is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm glad this isn't like gingerbread or pumpkin or something.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
This is great. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
If you have a Stu Leonard's near you, New York,
New Jersey, Connecticut. This is not an adult though. They
should be sponsoring this podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Stu one of these days.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Hey, Stu, where do you put your Christmas tree?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Hi? Put it right in the center of the house. No,
it's wherever his wife Kim tells you wherever. My wife
Kim tells me, you only get that joke if you
live in the tri State. Yeah. Anyway, this is good stuff. Yeah.
So that's it, right, that's all. No other snacks, No,
I have nothing else. That's it. God bless? What was
that thing? Oh, you crossed yourself? Is that a job?

(10:38):
Bless's a Jesus thing? Yeah, Father's son, holy Spirit. Father
is God and Jesus is the Son. Yes, who's the
Holy Spirit? Mary? I think I went to Catholic school,
and I still can't really tell you you. Yeah, I'm
not the best at that.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Someone's gonna yell at me because it was probably like
sacrilegious to say Mary's a holy Spirit.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, I mean she gave birth to the virgin child.
I old do we can't do religion, which she was
the virgin mother who gave birth to.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
It, because neither of us know anything about it. And
I know noahs arc as animals? Yeah, two of each,
two of each, right, two of each? Should they can procreate?
Was that the whole thing?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah? All right? And then they did. I think it
was forty days on the ocean or something. Okay, not
like on the ocean. That sounds like it was a
cruise liner. What are you gagging the eggnog? Wait?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Does it all taste like this or is it brand specific?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I think it's brand specific because there's alcoholic egnog. No,
I know that.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
But if you open a cart and of one from
like hood, is it gonna taste the same?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Or is it like milk?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Because all one percent milk, no matter what company makes
it all taste the same. Should we do an eggnog
like No, I don't think I can. I don't really
think I can do that.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well. I've been seeing a lot of like challenges on
YouTube that I feel like we should start getting into,
like Oh, what's better this one or this one?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is that what we're reducing ourselves.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
To think, So that's what we're gonna be able to do,
like challenge days, like challenge Fridays.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
By the way, I have to tell you because I
brought this up before and it finally happened. My friend Doug,
who has never listened to our podcast before. I was like, dude,
we do a podcast about cereal. It's called Serial Killers.
He was like, Oh, that's really interesting. I'm going to
check it out one day. So then he texted me
over the weekend. He's like, made it to the forty
four minute mark, and I was like, what oh. In

(12:21):
the last episode of bowl Chat, we said, if you
make it to the forty four minute mark and you're
still listening, let us know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
So he let me know.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
So the first episode of anything ever that he listened
to was The Disgusting Dinner Party. So he came to
listen to Cereal Chat and he heard nothing serial related whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
So that is my fear.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
That was my fear when we started this whole bowl
Chat thing that somebody coming to Serial Killers for the
first time to hear about fruit loops is going to
hear about you know, Kim's convenience on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, again, it's clearly marked bull Chat.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That doesn't mean anything to somebody that doesn't know what
it is.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Bro. So the episodes that are don't have any think
it's a bowl Chat and things about Tesla's How.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Would how would a brand new listener know what that means?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
They won't know, they don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I think we should start off every boll Chat episode saying, Hey, everybody,
welcome to bull Chat. It's the sister podcast to Serial Killers,
the podcast where we talk about Cereal and Think Inside
the Box. Those are new on Mondays.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
This this one when we talk about whatever comes out
on Wednesday, So don't be confused if you're looking for
Cereal talk come back on Monday. What is all this stuff?
The sound effects they loaded? You know what? I did
you a favor?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, let that keep going.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I cut it short. Where'd you get that from? Again?
Because I now have access to do all this, I
can do it myself.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
That was the right theme song time. I know, because
you know nothing about it, you probably would have taken
season one, which is not real.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I knew the exact part that you always started at,
so I found it in the episode, in the intro thing,
and I cut it just to that. Oh wait, yes, Scott,
I am competent.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Speaking of cut and Kim's Convenience, I have to tell
you so, I am Amy and I are in love
with the show. It is spectacular. It started in like
twenty seventeen or something like that. There's five seasons of it.
It's on Netflix. It's about this Korean family that owns
a convenience store and they live above it, and the
whole thing, the Shenanigans, everything. It's actually kind of a
warm store, you know, heartfelt kind of thing too at times.

(14:28):
But so in the last episode that I watched and
I talked about this a couple of bowl chats ago.
Remember when we argued about the sweatshirt and the shorts
and whatnot, and you can't wear.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Long sleeves sweatshirt with whatever. Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
So in this last episode we watched, he thinks that
he invented and he called them ports. They were pants
that turned into shorts and went back into pants, like
the leg would unzip and come off and they became shorts. Sorry,
I just touched your knee. Yeah that was you grote
me under the table. Well, I doing the unzipp thing
on my leg. I don't know why because you can't see.

(15:03):
But so obviously other people have thought about this before.
Why is it not a thing because you don't need
zip pants.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Zip pants are for guidos and like, I don't know
people that are like strippers.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
If you're out to No, those are breakaway pants if
you're outside and it's hot and you're like, oh the eggnog.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Dude, I'm not. I mean, I'm just drinking my Christmas
milk and mine in my business. I chugged my milk,
that's gone.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
But if you're outside and it's hot and you're like, oh,
I can't take my pants off, but you know what,
I could take my legs off. Wouldn't that be just
great to be able to do?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
No? I never I've never been in a situation truly
where I've said to myself, God, it's hot. Ooh, I
wish I could just make these pants shorts.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
There are plenty of times where I'll be wearing jeans
outside and it gets hot, and I'm like, oh god
it why didn't I wear shorts today?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
But why would you not just check the weather forecast?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
We come to work at four o'clock in the morning,
Andrew it's cold and it warms up as the day progressed,
So you know.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
What you wear, Like what you're doing now? A jacket?
We already did this. What's underneath it?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Short sleeve shirt? We did this already? Wait, we did it.
I don't care just because I have a I have
a noise.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
That doesn't even make any sense in this situation. Yes
it does. That's the digging noise, because oh wow, it's
I was right. That's kind of like an idea light
bulb is what that I don't have. I don't have
that one.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Okay, where do you get them from? By the way,
how do you put them in here? Do you have
to search the web and find them?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah? I just go on YouTube and find a noise
and then I just rip it. Okay, right there, I
got it. And it's that easy.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
So last night I finally realized that I'm middle aged.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
When why? How Well, first of.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
All, technically middle age. You hit middle age when you
think you've lived half your life. Huh, that's middle age. Yeah,
you know, that's the middle of the life span you have.
So I'm forty six, so I figure I'll live till
ninety two. Okay, right, If I lived till ninety two,
i'm middle aged right now.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I mean, according to like the CDC and like other
health statistics, usually men live to be about seventy eight. No,
I think that's going up a little bit, because it's
actually gone down.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
So people are acting differently and they're doing better things
for their body than they did, say, you know in
the twenties when they smoked seventeen packs of Chesterfield a day.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, you're right. Now they're just drinking microplastics out of
an eggnog and Christmas milk. It's way healthier.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
What do you mean because I'm drinking little plastic balls
and they're growing in my belly.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well there's that, And there's also just the fact that
you're probably just drinking lard milk and eating bread out
of a can. So it's not like we're the epitome
of health right now. So food products have become less
and less pure over the years. Is that what you're saying.
They're just loaded with sugars.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well they always were, Now they're just artificial sugars that
are really bad for you.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And there you go.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Okay, so that's why we're dying younger.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well there's that. I mean there was also like a
pandemic that brought down the age a little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, no, I get that, but I feel like I'll
live till my grandfather lived into his nineties.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, I mean, it also depends on genetics. Like our family,
my dad's side, the ones that live in Italy, even
though the Greek there was a woman who lived in
the town who lived like over one hundred So my
dad's side is good with that, my mom's side not
so good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
See, I don't know about my mom's side because my
mom's father died like in a car wreck when she
was like nine, so I don't know how long he
would have lived to be. But you know, I've got
the longevity on my dad's side, so we'll see fingers crossed.
Of course, my dad's dad was bald by the time
he was like thirty, So I guess I get the
hair from the other side, right, you get the hair
from them from your mom's side. Is that how that works?

(18:22):
I think where it skips a j I think it's
just luck of the draw. I really do luck of
the draw. Yeah, you get what you get. You don't
get upset, Okay, Yeah, just like you tell your kids.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Okay, see yeah, just like you tell your kids. Right.
What else to go? Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh so okay, so middle aged? Right, so last night.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Hold on one second, Oh you have a phone call?
No what, I just need to make sure this recording.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh holy if it didn't, I'm not doing it again.
I swear to you, I'm not doing it again with
this stupid thing. We have the regular thing right there?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well, no, no, no, we could keep going because it's on green.
What does that mean? It means that these are green.
We're good. I don't what does that green mean? Yeah,
we're good. We're green.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
It says are EC, which stands record and that's red. Yeah,
and the time is going up. Yeah, and these are
green now. But they weren't before.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I didn't press them, but the mic things were reading,
so that's that's a good sign. So this could be
half a podcast, half a point. Yeah, yeah, I will
kill you. But just in case, why don't we just
welcome everybody to another episode out?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, no, stop it, I'm not doing it again. If
it didn't dude, you and this thing, you're like, oh,
I have this great the roadcaster I only spend five
hundred dollars on mine was always going is this me
this one?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
This reads it? But these things are green now, so
this was just let me see. Yeah, okay, good keep talking.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Wait, so before they were getting you were getting levels
on this side.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh what is it? Andrew? Oh my god? It was recording.
We're good. Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Anyway, so last night Amy and I took Cooper to
see Harry styles of the new Ubs arena, Beautiful by
the Way, where the Islanders play. They haven't won a
game there yet, but this was the very first concert there,
so it was kind of cool. It was like the
inaugural concert for this venue and we were there, so
that was super cool. But I mean, Harry Styles, the fan.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Base skew is a bit younger, yeah, and a bit
more female one direction, I mean yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
So, I mean it was an arena sold out probably
ninety eight percent female.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
And most of those females were under the age of
probably eighteen.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Wow. So first of all, it was a creeper's paradise.
I can imagine.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
As Amy and I walked around the rotunda, there was like,
every once in a while you'd see some.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Can I just say how much I love the word rotunda?
What do you call it? Retunda?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
What do you call it? It's the thing, the lab
of it, retunda. Okay, So we were walking around. Every
once in a while, we would look at each other
because there'd be like some fifty to fifty five year
old guy in like a Hawaiian shirt by himself. Don't
feel bad for him, dude, he's there creeping on these
young girls. And my other daughter there, sir, My other
daughter actually was there with her friends. I'm like, wait

(21:00):
a minute, there are like older dudes that are like
creeping looking at my kid.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
But you know that's neither here nor there. I'm just
saying that being in that environment, but it made me
feel like maybe I'm a little bit older. Yeah, I
will say. I saw Ghostbusters a couple of weeks ago, yeah,
two weeks ago, and the kids sitting next to me.
First of all, I was annoyed at first. He was funny,

(21:26):
this little kid going to see Ghostbusters. Yeah, and he
had some good little one liners. And then as the
movie went on, he I think was thinking this was
like a YouTube channel. So every two seconds you'd be like, well,
that doesn't make sense canonically, Like you're eight, what are
you doing talking about the word canonically?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I mean you were saying that stuff didn't make sense
in Clifford. I mean, but I wasn't saying it during
the movie. I waited, but this kid was talking the
whole time.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
And then at one point he said, Oh my god,
that person must be so old. They were born in
nineteen sixty eight, and I was like, oh god, oh god,
nineteen sixty eight. My mom was born in nineteen sixty
and my dad was born in nineteen fifty nine. Are
born in the forties, That's what I'm saying. So for
this kid to say nineteen sixteen, I mean, you're only
two years off.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, well what, No, I'm not you, dick. Why do
you try to make me out to be older than
I am.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm not this old.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm not this old, out of touch, decrepit dude.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah no, no, not at all. Seriously, Yeah no, ever, and
you're a hip and what the times? Okay, I may
not be hip or with the time. How are you,
fellow children? But were you playing with the TikTok?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I must say the working on this show for so
long has kept me feeling younger. I feel like if
I wasn't working here, if I was just, like, I
don't know, in sanitation or something like whatever, I mean,
just some other job.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I applied to.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Be a senate sanitation and a freaking garbage man. I listen,
the pay is great, no kidding. I would have been
retired by now, right, I could. I applied in eighteen
to be a garbage man and couldn't even get that job.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah. Let me tell you something. The only bad thing
about being a garbage man would be when the juice
has come out of the garbage truck.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Garbage juice is the worst, especially in the summer. Well,
when I was a kid, if we had off from school,
I would get I would hear the garbage truck coming
up the block. I would get on my bike and
I would follow the truck around the neighborhood. I used
to like to watch them put things in the back
and watch the big thing come down and crush. And
every once in a while, when it was the same guys,

(23:20):
they would let me throw something in.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's so cool, ast gone, that was the coolest thing.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, I did that every once in a while. When
I would hear the fire alarm go off too, I
would get on my bike. I would ride to the
firehouse and I would watch the trucks leave. I wanted
to be a junior fireman too, and my mom wouldn't
let me. She wouldn't sign the paperwork. Yeah, so my
life could be totally different. Now, I could be a
firefighter and a retired sanitation worker.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
At the same time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Wow, we think about how your life would be. Yeah,
I'd be getting a mean pension right now.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah that's true. Seriously, Yeah, I would say, garbage man,
I could do. I don't know if I could be
a nurse. I sometimes think like, what would be my
side job? Like dream side job? Go like, if you
didn't have this job, what would it.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Be a side If I didn't have this job, it
wouldn't be a side job.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Would what would be a range?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well, I would be working. I know this sounds stupid,
but I'd be working at some sort of delivery company.
I'd be working for fed X or most likely fed X,
but I would I would like to be a letter
carrier as well. They get great exercise.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
They also have a pretty good pension. I know that,
although I think that's all messed up now. Well, shout
out to Fred the mailman. I know he's a listener.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Hey Fred, Yeah, Fred listens.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
A letter carrier, Andrew a letter carrier. A letter carrier,
that's what they're called. Yeah, a letter carrier.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Because what about mail women? Okay, so okay, let's go
with the gender non.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'm just saying no, But they just they've called them
letter carriers for years, even though they carry more than letters,
that's for sure. Yeah, it's true, especially this time of year.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
What about USPS packages? What about it? That is the
post office? Okay?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Can I tell you this that makes me nuts, Like
someone will bring me a box and say, hey, can
you mail this out for me? If you're mailing something,
that means it's going through the post office. If you're
shipping something that could be anywhere, you know what I mean,
Like you can't mail something through fed X.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Thank god I work on the show. It keeps me
so young and in touch. Let me talk to you
about the reasons why I hate when people say they
want to mail a package anyway, real, real, in touch.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I would like to have worked for the post Office.
I think that would have been fun.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah, I could see that. I could see that working
out for you. I think I would have been a
good therapist. You think, yeah, I think so. Okay, I
think so. I think I'm calm enough for the most part,
except for this podcast. Did I that's my fault? Yeah, okay,
without doubt. Sure I would not take you on his patient,
but yeah, I would want to do that one. Okay.

(25:45):
Let me think what else would I want to do?
Maybe like a like a crisis communications person.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
That would be fun to you are good under pressure,
I'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, Like things could be like burning down around you
and you'd be like I got this.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Just everybody go over here and you're you are good
like that. I don't know whether you're faking it or
if you're really like good like that and you're really
like crapping your pants on the inside.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
But I think internally I'm panicking, but outside, if other
people are panicking, then somebody has to be like the
not panicker. And that is where I step in. So
you put on a good show one hundred percent. A
lot of times I'm just bs in it and hoping,
hoping things fall into place as I go along as
most people do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh, our first mailman, because it was mailman back then.
His name was Buck, and I remember he used to
smoke a pipe. And that's back when they were able
to they were allowed to drive the truck to every house.
It were like, get in the little jeep stop, get out,
Get in a little jeep stop, get out.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
And he always had a pipe. And his name was Buck.
I don't know what someone who's smoking managing my or
handling my mail. It was the seventies and eighties, of
course it was. That was okay. Then there was a
man named Buck. How that's all I need to know
that It was the seventies and eighties.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I love the way that pipe smelled. Really, yeah, I
do like the way the pipe smells.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Hmm. Yeah, I mean I was never I never smoked
out of a pipe.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I remember riding my bike to the super X. Not
the time when I bought the Debbie Gibson Electric youth perfume,
but the time I just went and I bought a
corn cob pipe. And I don't know why, because I
thought it was cool to smoke a pipe. So I
rode my bike and I bought a corn cob pipe
and some like cherry tobacco, and it was horrendous.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I like the way it smells, but I guess I
don't like the way it tastes.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, I mean that's yeah, what's interesting, is it? I
mean cigarettes are the same way. I don't know. Sometimes
after you drink or something, it's like, oh, cigarette, but
then you know, you taste it and you're like.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
H it makes me vomit at this point. I mean,
I'll admit it. Back in the day in high school, yeah,
I was a cool guy smoking butts with everyone on
the bump, you know, But.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm sorry, none of that sounded cool. And yet again,
I go back to this show keeps me young and
in touch? Children? Are you smoking butts around the bump? What?
I know, cigarette butts? But what's around the bump? At school?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Surprisingly, at high school out back, there was a speed
bump that would right at the edge of the parking
lot and you were allowed to smoke at the bump
because it wasn't on school property. Okay, So all the
kids would gather there and school administration couldn't do anything
about it. So security would stand there on the other
side of the bump and they would smoke with the kids,

(28:15):
but the kids would be on the other side of
the bump, so they weren't on school property.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Interesting. Yeah, that's super interesting.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, So whatever I was there, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I mean, I remember the first time I ever smoked cigarette,
because I'll admitted I smoked cigarette plural.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, but the.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
First time I ever did my cousin Felipo was visiting
from Italy and he smoked Marlboro Reds. And if you
know anything, Marlboro Reds are like the in deep ones.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
No, there's deeper like. But go ahead, finish your story
and then we'll get into that.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, he offered me my first cigarette, and I had it,
so thanks, Felipo, really appreciate it. Do you want to
know what my first one was? What?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
And this is absolutely disgusting. Yeah, So my friend Jason
and I we were walking for whatever reason. We walked
like three four miles from my house to some farm
and then back. I don't remember the logistics of it,
but I just remember walking through this big, big vacant
property that was all grass and whatever, and we found
a half smoked cigarette like a hobo on the ground.

(29:07):
Oh no, and we lit it and we both smoked it.
Oh that's gross, and it was disgusting. That is nasty,
so horrendous. Yeah, but that was that was the first time.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Well, I feel like kids don't smoke cigarettes now, No,
they vape, yeah, which is so lame.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, they vape in the bathroom and then they get
in trouble because they have those new sensors.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Smoking in general, it's just gross. Agree, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, it actually it physically makes me nauseous now, Like yeah,
up until probably I don't know, nineteen ninety seven or eight,
when we used to do club gigs with the radio station,
you know, like you could smoke inside back then that's crazy.
And so when I would be working doing a club gig,
you know, we'd all be smoking whatever. But a few
years after that it made me sick, not like nauseous sick,

(29:50):
but I would get a cold.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
And after two or three times that, I was like,
wait a minute, is that because of the cigarettes? And
it was, and so then it just made me nauseous.
After that, I can't even think about it because it
makes me.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, I agree, like you said, there's certain things that
you can smoke nowadays that are legal, but I think
in moderation, however, cigarettes always a no. And vaping on
top of that, I have to say, I don't understand
what the appeal is. You're basically just killing yourself with
like fruity like nicotine. Well, that's just what the kids do,
that's the new thing. Andrew, do they bring like does

(30:21):
Cooper School have them? Are kids that young smoking them?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I don't think so, I really really in middle school
unless I'm an oblivious middle aged man. I mean, I
just I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well, at least I'm sure Ashley in high school they're
probably I'm.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Sure, I'm sure there's no doubt about it. But I
remember in middle school, in eighth grade, two girls got
caught smoking cigarettes and it was like the crime of
the century.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I'm just pictured like a Family Matters episode or like
one of those old eighties special Yeah. No, totally, Becky's
smoking cigarettes. Let's call her mother. Oh no, my Becky cann't.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
But so I used to work in a store in
the even dime. Remember I told you about that story.
Was that here with the credit card reader?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yes? Yeah, what are you doing. I'm just you know,
looking at my sound effects, getting a sound effect? Ready?
Yeah here? Okay, great.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
So I used to be in charge of ordering cigarettes
and candy like that was my job at thirteen years old.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yes, you have mentioned that one to me, right, Well,
I talked.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
About all the crazy candy that I used to order.
But I used to order like whacked out cigarettes that
nobody would ever smoke, just because I thought it was cool.
I don't know, cool being one of them with a K.
There was so, I mean.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
There were He's the one with the camel. Huh the camel, No,
that was Camel's Joe Camel. Yeah, Joe Camel was camel.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, just forget I said that that's cool with the
K was the menthol one I do remember, but yeah,
but no, So there was this old man he reminded
me of the Gorton's fishermen. Used to come in every
Friday and he would buy a carton of Chesterfield no filter.
Oh and there were only a few brands back then
that still made no filters. It was Camel and pall
Mall and Chesterfield and those are the ones that we had.

(31:58):
But yeah, it's just I don't know. It was az
and plus they were like a dollar fifty of pack
back then, so they were very readily available. And we
didn't idea anybody because I didn't even think there was
an age then. Yeah, it probably was eighteen, but nobody
asked whatever. I don't care, No one cared.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
In the eighties. It was the eighties. It was the
late eighties. It was like early eight after they changed
the drinking age, which that unfortunately screwed you over.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
No, dude, that was way before my time. Dude, I'm
not that old.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's why I'm saying the drinking age switch screwed you over,
because what you turned twenty one in nineteen ninety No,
nineteen ninety one, No, dude, No, I was in high
school until ninety three. Yes, it's so strange. I didn't
know that.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I turned twenty one at the radio station and it
was the worst twenty first birthday ever in the history
of life. Why I cried driving home, Oh boy, I did,
because back then that was that would have been ninety six,
ninety six, August of ninety six, and I was working
on the night show and then there was this show
called Love Phones on, although I think that was canceled

(32:57):
by them. Whatever it was, I worked till midnight and
I turned twenty one at midnight and I just wanted
to go to a bar and just use my ID
to buy a beer. And nobody was around, nobody wanted
to hang out. And the station was in Jersey and
I lived on Long Island, and I was like, God,
damn it, this sucks. And I just drove home and
I literally cried. I'm like, this is so sad. This
is my life. I have this cool job, and you know,

(33:18):
I know all these cool people, but nobody wants to
hang out right now because everybody hates Long Island because
they all live in New Jersey. And I just drove
home by myself, like I wanted to like go get
a beer by myself, but then I was like, oh no,
I might get a DWI.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
So I didn't do that, and I don't have one beer.
I didn't know. I was, you know, lightweight.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I still am, but back then I was probably even lighter.
Were you drunk after we had the Cinnamento's crunch beer?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
No, if I would.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
If I would have finished the entire one and started
a second one, I would not have driven home.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
So it's like when we go out to dinner, we'll
go to dinner with the kid. Go ahead, hit the button, dude.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I'm so sorry to share twenty first birthday.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yes, okay, it was very sad. But we'll go out
for dinner. We'll go to like CPK or something, and Amy,
I'll get a prosecco and I'll get a bud Light.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Cooper's like, you're drunk, and like, no, First of all,
I'm not gonna get drunk off one beer that I
had before dinner.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
And a white beer at that. Okay, I mean bud Like,
you need to drink at least like three or four
of those. Me, No, two and two and a sip.
I always know when you're drunk because your cheeks get
really red. Like, now it's hot in here. Have you
been day drinking? No, but it's just hot. It's hot
in here. No, it's really not. There's like a fan
right above me. I'm cold.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Hold on a second, Andrew, we'll be back right after this.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh good, good thing. You said.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
That's guy and we're back. Yes, we're back. Wow, that
was cool and that actually worked last week. Yeah it did.
I told you yeah, because the other the other serial
killers that we did, it was like, all right, uh,
you know, well, I'm gonna give the new Coco puffs.
And then some random commercial came on.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I heard one the other day. I forget what it
was for. I think holiday sales. Well, your ads are again,
we don't pick the ads. Speaker does it for us.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
That's why we should put some kind of disclaimer that
we don't endorse.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, there's the disclaimer.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, we don't endorse whatever commercials may or may have
no idea before, during, and after the show.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, they just put him in for us. Look, you
might hear one for a GMC truck, or you might
hear one about uh one in Spanish about j C Pennies.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, j C pennee Penny. We did this, Penny, it's
just more singular.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
J C. Penny, Penny Pennies Penny. Yeah, you're right, j C. Penny. Right, Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Look, if you don't want to get the vaccine, I
don't care. Don't blame us for the commercial that just ran.
I mean I do care.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I mean boosters are available if you want one. If
you want one, I mean you should, but you don't
have to. Yeah. Yeah, that's our disclaimer. You do what
you want to do. Yeah, you do what you want
to do. We just recommend maybe doing it. Just don't
come around me. You can listen, just don't visit. Yeah.
So wow, what else, Andrew? Do you put up Christmas lights? Lights?

(35:55):
We just put up Oh sorry, holiday lights.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
They are they're christ I don't care. There's nothing, thank
you very much, Andrew. There's nothing offensive. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It's like I always say, like, okay, so full disclosure.
You know, Amy grew up with Christmas and then didn't
do Christmas for a little while and then missed Christmas,
and so we have a tree in the house. I
grew up Jewish hankah everything. I don't care. The tree
doesn't mean I love Jesus. It's simply a sign of
the holidays. So we have a blast decorating the tree,

(36:27):
which we were supposed to do but we didn't do yet.
We have to put all the ornaments up. But we
have three Christmas trees in the I'm sorry, we have
three holiday trees in the house.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Now. I love it. And whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Our house is very festive and I don't care it
looks cool.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I love it. I like it.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
It's it's warm and homey and welcoming, and it's you know,
makes the season bright.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
As you say, listen, I love Christmas. It's my favorite holiday.
And my favorite thing that I you know, have conned
my family into doing at this point is that the
day after Thanksgiving is we set up everything. And it's
gotten less and less in recent years. I used to
take up bags and boxes of just stuff, and now

(37:08):
it's condensed into maybe three boxes and the tree.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Do you know what it was like pulling all that
stuff out of the attic. That is not fun.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh, we keep parts in the basement. The attic would
terrify me because I don't like those small stairs. But
you still have to drag it up the steps. Yeah,
but the basement stairs are like actual stairs. We have
like actual stairs, not like the rickety stairs that fold out.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Hours are kind of wide. We just got a new thing, Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I also have to go on to this one too.
What I wish that I lived in a house that
had like an upstairs attic, like decorated you could live in.
You know, in every single sitcom with food, always somebody
that's like, ehhim up to my room and it's like
they have the coolest upstairs attic bedroom. I always wanted
an addic bedroom, kind.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Of like in that episode of Happy Endings where that
guy was living in the crawl space upstairs.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, yes, I gotta tell you. We love that show,
thank You. We're going to bed when it's.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Over, thank You and needs a fourth season.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
And Damon Wayne's junior Hello, just realized that that was him?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yes, and his dad shows up? Oh so good. I
love that episode. Really is a cool show. Penny is
my sister Jackie? Is she the one that you instagrammed?
And she's gonna If I could get Casey Wilson on
this show, I will. It would be amazing. As Casey
Penny would say, I have to ask something.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, did she start that or was that out there
before then she started it? She did, yes, because in uh,
what's the other show that I'm watching? Is it in
Kim's Convenience? Yeah, Shannon says a Mossing.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Also, I mean, I'm sure it's like a phrase that
people have used, but she said it in the show,
and that's the first recollection. Did she say it first?
I'm sure she did. Huh. I mean, we can look
into the origins of amasing, but.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I don't like it, but it's there, so whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
But she's funny. I like her. Penny is my favorite.
Penny is my sister. Like everything that she does, I'm
always like, wow, that's to a t. Yeah. A Max
is my favorite. Max is hysterical. It reminds me a
lot of you.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
I don't know why, just his mannerisms and his maxisms.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yeah that yeah, yeah yeah. But I also like, I
think I am also like the other one. Not that
you're like boys, I'm just saying no. Brad, Yeah, I
think Brad. He's my favorite. Also Penny and Brad. Also Jane,
I think I do have hints of a Jane stake
me home tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yes, sorry, I think nobody knows what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I think you're Brad. You think I'm Brad one hundred
percent you are, Okay. I think you're a mix of
Brad and Jane. Okay, your brain. Jane's a weirdo. Yeah,
she's also I think, very compulsive, and I think that
you are too.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Nobody knows what we're talking about now, so just check
it out.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
On go check out Happy Endings. It's a great show.
That's one of my favorite fourth season. It needs to
come out. I'm gonna tweet them on January first, asking
if it can come to a streaming network. When did
it end twenty thirteen or fourteen? Oh, that's not coming back?
Do you think that? Then? Look look at the X Files.
That thing was canceled for like twenty years and then
came back. I never saw an episode of that. I've
seen the movies. It sounds like this. It does. Yes,

(40:04):
yes it Hi.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Rupert, how come on in, come on in? What do
you got packages? Oh, Danielle, don't care about that one.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Who's that one for? No packages? God? Sad?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
It's funny, you know, when we come back from vacation
because we just I'm sorry, when we come back from
not being here for a week. There's always a pile
of packages in here, and it's exciting, and there weren't
any this time. So I think that something fishy happened
because there's always packages.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
That someone stole your packages. It sounds like you're heavily
hinting at it. Our listeners send us stuff frequently. We
get cereal, we get stuff and nothing. That doctor that
sends stuff all the time, always two three, four packages
a week, nothing nothing this week. Maybe there was like
a delay.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I don't think so. Do you think maybe the mailman
didn't bring it? Sorry, the letter care Oh okay, I see,
please use the correct terms, letter carrier.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
We just ordered our holiday cards. Do you do that?
We still do that?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
We still do paper holiday cards.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I don't. I mean, I'm by myself.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
You're a young, single dude. You wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
But we've done it ever since. I don't know if
it's ever since we had kids, or if we did
it before.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
My memory is terrible. I need some previgen, even though
they say it doesn't work. I'll eat jellyfish. You know
whatever is previagent jellyfish that's what they say, derived from jellyfish.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I feel like octopus is what they need to be using. No,
octopus are so smart. So you just cut a piece
of the tentacle and put it in a pill and
it makes you No, I'm asking. I'm saying they should
research that for memory things.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Okay, well, why don't they just cut up elephants. Why
would you cut up an elephant because apparently elephants have
great memories.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Well, no, no, we can't do that. Those are endangered.
Octopus are not, as far as I know, OCTOPI. Do
you know octopus have beak? A beak? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
No, inside their little hole is a beak. I just
remember them as the creepy crawlers that used to come
in the cereal boxes. I know we can talk about
cereal here.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Right, Yeah, it's my podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Okay. I think they were called creepy crawlers. They used
to come inside the cereal as a prize and you
would throw it at the window and it would slowly
creep down. They look like an octopus. Is it octopuses
or is it octopi?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I think it's octopi.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Is octopi a singular? An octopus is plural?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You're asking the wrong person, I know. Let me tell
you something they terrify me, not as much as dolphins.
And I stand by that. Dolphins terrify me, like seriously, like.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
An octopus could kill you, and doll dolphin, No, they'll
just love you to death.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay, what that's what the dolphin propaganda machine wants you
to believe. Don't they rape you? Yet? We can't say
that this children are listening what they do diddling things? Okay,
we can't say that because their kids in the car.
Does there a little thing come out? I don't How
does it work? Because you can look into it on YouTube,
look up dolphin diddling. Because I gotta tell you my
dog Sawyer, He'll just sit there at the back door

(43:01):
like a doof with his ears back looking at you,
and that red rocket is raging. Oh god. That's why
I'm happy Jackie has Luna and it's a female dog
because of feeling. If Luna were a male dog, he
would get excited way too much and we'd be like, oh,
but I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
If it actually means Luna. I'm not sure if it
actually means they're excited on a on a dog. Yeah,
it could mean different things. Maybe it's like I'm hungry here,
I don't know, give me a bone.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Well do you know what? Okay, not to go back
to octopus really quick? Wait, you need that.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
You need a slide whistle, a sound that goes like that.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Okay, done, next time, Next time, back to octopus. Do
you know they shoot out one of their arms when
they want to impregnate another octopus? They can literally detach
their arm and send it wait to go and pregnate somebody.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Is that would impregnate them or is it just sending
it out saying hey baby, and it like nulls them in.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
It's like they have their octopus things.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Okay, what if they missed? Do they have seven more?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
It grows back? Huh. That's why octopus are terrifying because
we'll also fascinating because they can regrowth it.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
There used to be these little I don't know if
there were chameleons or lizards or whatever they have. In Florida,
I remember going to Micco's.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
I don't think it was the Get Go. I'm gonna
say it was way before Guy Go.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
But so I would go to my grandparents' house in Tamarack, Florida. Tamarack, Tamarack,
we used to call it Fort Lauderdale. Just for fun,
because no one knew what tamarack was. It's it sounds
better saying Fort Lauderdale. So anyway, so we would be
at their house and they had this little screened and
patio and they always had these little lizards in the
house or whatever the hell they were, and my grandmother

(44:30):
would step on them like they were spiders.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
She was like, get out, and she would step on them.
And I remember one time the tail came off and
the tail was still wiggling and moving and the other
part ran away. And I think, I think that they
regrow the tail.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, they do, so, but what.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Is that that mutant tail is just like still moving around.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It'll like shrivel up and die.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
The tail, Yeah, how does it move though? It's not
it's detached from the body that has little things. Yeah,
why they still is that why they say chicken without
his head? Yes, the thing still runs around.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yes, it's also like humans if they always say if
you get like suddenly decapitated, the eyes will blink. So, yeah,
can we talk about something else. Oh, I'm sorry you
have a blood phobia. It's not even that. I just
don't want to talk about this. You know, starfish are
the same. What. Oh, yeah, they grow back things too,
but starfish can sometimes grow too many and that terrifies me.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Wait, isn't there also something in the sea that regrows
because they take them and we eat them and it regrows.
Hawk of Mike one is not like or is that you? Oh,
we're supposed to do this. Skeary said that, so that
way they don't echo.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Oh oh, well whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I mean the last episode didn't echo. Okay, there is
something in the sea that they take and we eat
and they grow back. Right, they rip arms off of
things or legs. There's some kind of sea creature. Is
it a crab or a lobster or something?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Okay, do you know lobsters? I learned this coming in
with the Hot Fects today. I learned lobster's malt. That
means their shell comes off. No, it means they just hard.
So they're saying like lobsters can live for a super
long time because it just almost like molts. It just
keeps adding on.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
But isn't molting when you because birds molt? What a
bird moltz?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I don't think so, not in the same way like
I'm saying, the shell like it almost like adds on
to it, so it just keeps getting thicker. Yes, until
we eat it or not. Because a lot of older lobsters,
you don't eat them. I'm not into lobster, believe it
or not. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I like red lobster, but I'm not a lobster fan.
If it's there, I'll have a bite. But I'm not
ordering a lobster ever. Yeah no, no, I'm not going to
a restaurant being like, you're fine, this a lobster.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Please I want that one. Yeah. They do scream, right,
yeah they do if they're in the tank and you
just oh, I want that.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I've never see I don't want to pick my own food.
I could never go to like a ranch and go
I'll have Bessie, you know, and then that's on the plate.
Because if I if I knew the thing was running
around and I saw it actually living, I would not
be able to eat it.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
That.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Sorry, not going to be a vegetarian, but I can't
eat something that I see living.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Well. That happened to my mom when she was in Italy.
So they went to the town, the Greek Italian town,
and my mom was on the farm because we have
farm over there and she's playing with these bunnies and
she's like, oh, these are great. And one of the
relatives came over to her and was like you like
this one and my mom was like yeah. And then
for dinner they were like there it is. That's the
bunny and my mom was like what. Yeah, no, I

(47:30):
can't do that. You killed it.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Cannot Yeah, that's why, Like I wouldn't even be able
to pick up my own Thanksgiving turkey.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah, i'd feel bad.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, I can't do that. I even feel bad when
there's like dead animals on the side of the road.
That's like, yeah, I mean unless they're deer.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I despise deer, but you still shouldn't want to see
them dead on the road. No, No, I mean I feel
bad for the cars more than I do the deer.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Wow, that's so well. You know what, I don't live
in deer country.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
We have so many deer where we're from, and it's
to the point where it's like you slow down, and
yet one will still come out of nowhere and be like,
oh so your core, Yes it's the car you ran
right into it.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Well, people will argue that we took over their land
and you know they were here first and all this
kind of whatever, but you know what, learn how to
cross the street. Yeah, they should be more courteous. Seriously,
it should be like Utopia. I mean, if there's a
deer crossing sign, I mean, just I don't know, go slow.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Well, I was gonna say something, but I think that
that someone else's joke, so I don't want to use
it and making people think it's mine, like on the
deer cross or the deer crossing sign, so something like that.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Oh that that was a good one, Scott, Oh, don't
do that. Oh sorry, No, Look, everyone's laughing. Okay. I
love having a studio audience. Now, okay, thanks guys, thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
All right, we're almost at fifty minutes.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
What else? Stop, it's not my fault. The crowd's laughing. Okay,
can't you see him? Sure? What else? Buddy? What else
you gotta talk about? One? Sending topics? U? No, no
one sent. I think people just like listen to us.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Freestat Should we read one of the reviews that came in?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Oh, that would be nice. I don't have the review
thing though. What's the review thing? There's a review jingle?
There is serial killer?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, but this is not serious, is not serial.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Kill Technically as a show, we are both the serial killers.
What oh what do you playing? Commercials? Are playing that
stupid co commercial? Aha?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
That commercial? I love Aha the drink. It's like celter.
All those selters are so good. Yeah, but I the
commercial is so dumb.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Know what? The best seltzers are nixy n I x
I E. If you find those seltzers, buy them. I
wish they would sponsor this podcast. I would talk about
them in glowing reviews all the time. They have caffeinated
ones that are so good. My favorite is the watermelon mint.
You know, it's also really good.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Spin Drift makes a good one, and they make an
iced tea Seltzer, which I think is interesting.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Waterloo Seltzer, the grape one. God, I love the Waterloo
Grape I can't find it, Andrew, I just see all
the episodes. I do you want me to just do it? No?
I can just do it. Oh, here it is, It's okay,
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I got it. Okay, Boomer, I found it. Youre ready?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Oh wait, this one's about cereal though, I don't want
to read the cereal ones, he says. I don't eat
cereal but simply one of the best podcasts around. I
don't eat much cereal, but I love hearing your reviews
at each one. The banter between you guys, it's hilarious
and I can't get enough of it. Bowl Chat was
a great addition.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Look forward to it ever week and you keep me
laughing the whole time. Five balls all around clink see,
oh we just ended the show.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Bye. Nope.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I love Serial Killers and bowl Chat. I love how
you guys get along. I love how silly y'all are.
Just now listening to the dinner Party episode of boll Chat,
I cannot stop laughing. I'm going to listen over and
over again.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Keep it up. Love you both. Thank you, m thank
you Old Yard. Yeah, you're the best. Oh it's so nice.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Love boll Chat. I'm not quite sure why I love
bull Chats so much. It's probably because Scotty reminds me
of my sixty five year old mother.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Come on, man, I love that. Thank you. Who has
hoarder tendencies? Yes? Does it still thinks that expiration dates
are just excuses for people to throw out food and
spend more money at grocery stores.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
You literally can't make that crap up. Andrew is like
all of us millennials, just trying to make sense of
it all. Strum the content, keep up the good work. Well,
thank you, Irish fan eighty four.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
That was so nice. How does it feel being called
the sixty five year old mother whatever? You're so hip? Though?
All right? Can we can we? I guess we can
go right? Well should we do? A? Hey, guys, that's
another episode of belt chet? Thanks for stabbing by? Wait?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I hate what people say in the books like I
hate that, like they'll big up another season in the books.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
No, not right a, noother belt chat in the books? No?
What books? All right? Now the belt chat in the books? Stop?
There's no books, all right? And then the belchick?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Did you write it down? It's not in a book.
You didn't, it's not it's not in the book.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I hate that. It drives me nuts in the books? No,
what does it mean?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Even another chapter is closed? I mean, why do people
say in the books it.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Drives me nuts? You again, let's let's go full circle. Yeah,
I thank god that you work here because it really
has kept you young and hip. That's what. Yes, it has.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
People don't say in the books anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Nobody says in the books, and nobody mails and packag juice.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Oh sick of these young whipper snappers. You absolutely can
mail a package. If you do it through the post office.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
You have to throw it through the post office. There's
there's rules for a reason. No, don't worry. We'll get
you your beans and uh your corn beef for dinner soon. Sport.
Is that an old band food? I don't understand. No,
it isn't. Yeah, you should have said like prunes or something.
Actually I don't mind prunes. Of course you don't, because

(52:53):
you're old. Yeah I'm old. Actually. Yeah. When I heard
that little kid say nineteen sixty eight was old, I did,
for a second, like briefly look back and say to myself,
Oh god, I am getting old. What time is it?
Oh it's eleven No, don't say what don't say for
reish because unless they're listening at that time, it won't
make sense. It's not eleven ish. Yeah. Oh, they wanted
us to do an asmr oh damn it? All right,

(53:15):
how could we do this one? We can eat the
bread again? Yeah, maybe you should cut it like close
and then we'll it won't make a sound. Oh can
I see the can? We should tap the can. Oh wait,
I have some nuts. Okay, yeah, well it's time for
some ASMR. Guys highly requested. Here we go again. Should
we do this because one is yeah, no, no, we shouldn't

(53:36):
do that. No one. I have almonds. Oh I love almonds.
Hold on, I gotta get up. Okay, I might as
well get the bowl wall up. We can get out
of here. Oh wow, someone's a little grumpy pants today.
Oh you're just throwing things and now the chair is
in the view. This old old man, I'm a jerk. Yeah. Okay,

(54:02):
Well we're gonna do some ASMR for you guys. By
the way, Yeah, don't have a gift for your significant
other yet. Check out serial Killers. Oh yeah, you're right.
Let's quickly do a quick little Plugarouski four ur wx
Kevin candles. Did you just say plugarooski? Yeah? No, just

(54:23):
go buy.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Can it's the old Pluggaroni. Just go buy candle because
they're cool and they smell good.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
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Speaker 2 (54:39):
By the way, there was one thing from Happy Endings,
because you say, you say a lot of stuff from there. Yes,
and we found the first one. Which one.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
You go, oh, that's what Brad does? Yeah he does. Yeah, okay, okay,
hold on, we gotta get them the almonds, all right,
So how are we gonna eat these in your mouth?
Oh my god, I knew that. Just take two? All right.
So this is really stupid. But people requested as Mr again,
what does stand for? I don't know. Oh, oh, oh,

(55:14):
yours is so much crunch here it is. I gotta
have a bad one. I'm not gonna lie. I'll try
this one. Oh oh, that's got a nice crunch. Yeah,
let me do my last helmit. Oh that was a
good one. I'm okay with the crunchy thing. But like
the lip smacking sound. I don't like that at all.

(55:36):
I don't either. Oh, your dick of cash cash, that
a nice crunch. I'm gonna try my cash you now,
are you ready? Mm hmm? Okay? Like are people getting
wood right now? I don't understand? Like why who don't
you remember I found out this conspiracy theory about them.

(55:58):
What I it is a really whole You don't listen
to what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I don't remember. Yeah, you know, I don't have my preverging.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
That's true. You don't have your jelly fish oil or
whatever it is. No, people, there's like a whole subset. No, No,
that was dirty counters. What the dirty counter videos that
you see where people put like tons of food. Oh
that's stupid. That's like a weird fetish, and so is ASMR.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
It's a fetish of some idiots spreading raggou on a table.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yes, why, it's a messy food fetish. Look it up.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I know that people like crazy stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, but that's one of them.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
They're getting the rocks off to saw some counter. I
don't understand.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I don't either, But you know what, different strokes for
different folks.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Now the world don't move, like, why don't you have
that in there?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Well? I mean, now I will. Do you have Do
you have a drum beat? I don't, but I'll put
one in through them. Oh wait, just one drum. That's
just one drum today. You know Cooper, she was at
the old cider Mill last weekend and she conned her
friend's dad into buying honeycomb, not the cereal, but you know,
because she sees it on TikTok ASMR, the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
So she took it out. She's like, we're gonna asmr,
you know. And then she was like, because it's all
it's waxy. Yes, it's very white.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Like it's almost like the wax bottle candies.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yes, the car would have the juice intuf. Kids think
it makes like a nice crunch down, but no it doesn't.
It's gross and it's good. I love honey, It's delicious.
You like to eat the wax po I.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Love the honeycomb. I could eat that by itself.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
I'll bring it in for you. You can have it because
one of my favorite We don't know what to do
with it.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Our friend has a I guess not a bee farm
but whatever they call him with the bee hive hive,
and we would harvest the honey and they would sometimes
give us the fresh comb and it's so good to eat.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
I let her stick my finger in there. I just
ticked the honey right.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Off, you know, like Winnie the Pooh. Yeah in a pot. Yeah,
I like that. I love honey. Yeah. Same.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
There are times when my throat won't be a little scratchy,
and I'll just drink right from the bear.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Oh god, just like the cheese.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yeah, I turned the bear right upside down and just
squeeze it into my mouth. Write down the old hatch,
right down the old hatches like I like honey. Yeah, same,
I'm a fan. If you go to McDonald's you can
get just honey packets. It's a little dipping cup.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I've seen that. And you can get your chicken ugget.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, Becase Cooper likes the chicken McNuggets and the honey,
and I'll just get them and drink them.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I love honey. Can you dray me home today? I
don't think so. Damn it? All right? What if I
bought you some nice.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Oh would you buy me burger king? Yeah, they have
the chicken parm sandwich. It's back great. What's the matter
with that?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Well, it sounds good. Two for five? You can have one. No,
I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
It's kind of stupid. You get one for four ninety
nine and two for five.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah, that's not smart.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Well, it's not smart as a consumer, as a company
short because you push more stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Well, that's the other thing I want to quickly mention,
I'm sorry. I know we're running overboard on this one.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
By the way, I love that the Burger King logo
has reverted back to the Lody logo.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Love it. My favorite. One thing I will say I
don't like is how all these restaurants are now doing
rewards programs. Why do you not like it? I just
think it's like encouraging to eat bad food. I get
free fries all the time, That's what I'm saying. It's
not good. It's only gonna lead for like people to
just eat more. But if you're gonna get fries anyway
and now they're free, why not. Yes, just I feel
like it's encouraging bad food habits, like, oh, I should

(59:03):
go to McDonald's because I have a free large fry
I need to spend. Hey, do you think doing a
sugar cereal podcast is not encouraging people to eat poorly? Well?
You know that behind us. That's why we have things
like Morning Crisp and other granolas.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
There's no cereal behind us that's any good for you.
Yeah really yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah? The keto ones that we throw up.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Right, So, the worst disgusting cereals are the only ones
that are kind of okay for you, and we don't
like them.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
My chair fell okay, Oh god, dude, would you please? No,
I'm really serious right now, so just push.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
The thing and come back up. No, but it fell,
all right, I think it's time to go.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Okay, hold on, hold on? Uh.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Thank you for listening to this episode of bowl Chat,
the sister podcast to Serial Killers. That's the podcast that
started at all where we talk about cereal and we
think inside the.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Box, and this is the one that we just talk
about things. So thank you for listening to us talk
about things.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Oh you know what another cool Holidy gift would be?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Yeah? Serial Killers t shirt? Still a few left in
the shop serial killerspc dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah you know, we just sold one. And I promised
I would say hi? Okay, can can I just say
hi real quick?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I want to play this one sound effect that I
also added, go ahead, that's like from nineteen eighty nine.
I love it. It's Nelson. I know who it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Lisa in Comac Long Island. Thank you for purchasing a
medium serial Killers T shirt? Yay, medium, thank you. I
wonder if it's a gift for somebody and I just
ruined it. Yeah, but there's lots of There are a
lot of Lisa's in Comak. Well, trust me, twenty twenty two,
we're gonna do more merch. The people would want it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Yeah, I feel like we should.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Have had like Christmas ornaments, agreed, because I saw those freakin' Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Boys and Carla Mariray and Anthony. Yeah, Carla Marie, that Carla, Yeah, seriously,
that old Carla. She has vibrators. Yeah that Yeah, she's
like the Carla vibrator. Yeah, that's so messed up. Well,
you know what, I guess maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
We could make like the Andrew and Scotti flashlight. Oh boy,
all right, and with that said, oh not that just
hit the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
That's another bullshat in the books for you guys. Yeah,
thank you so much for listening. We talked about a
lot of fun stuff today, don't you think so? Scat
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Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
What is it before you turn the music off and
look back at the screen, what does it say?

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Wow? We're over an hour. Wow, it's our first hour
long episode. Are you sure? Yes? Okay, We've never done
an hour long episode. Also, we're getting the spoonies ready,
so be prepared, folks. Wait, what are the spoonies? Andrew?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I don't know because I'm not listening for Cereal right now?
What's a spoony?

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Well on our serial podcast that you can listen to
every Monday, we're doing our award show. We had to
take off last year because of COVID. You know, the
theaters were closed. We were trying to get the staples sorry,
the Crypto dot com arena and you know it just
was closed because of COVID. But it's our Serial Award
show where we're gonna award the best serial, the worst serial,
the listener's choice, all these fun categories. The nominees are

(01:02:17):
coming soon. Damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I just lost a sneeze. That is the worst feeling ever. Yeah,
it was coming, and then you wouldn't shut up so
I lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
You shit it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Let's go, Andrew, we'll have it. Well, enjoy the rest
of your week, because yes, we'll see you on Monday
with an all new serial Killers. Then another one of
these stupid bull chats on wend.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
These stupid bull chats where I could talk for an hour,
but I'm gonna poopooh on it because I'm sket all right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Take care, we gotta go. Say clink Andrew, clink clink Yay.
Now let's see if it recorded, it better have I'm
not even kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I would be so mad at you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Remember the one that we did with the honey and
the bees under my steps and it never recorded and
I would not replicate it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Remember hook by fingers us by yo hmm okay,
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