June 23, 2021 • 23 mins
Scotty talks about his time going to camp and his love of horses. Yep, Scotty like horses - who knew! Andrew also has questions about currency.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What are you doing? I pressed record, but I'm choking
on a special K flake.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't care. It's bull chat. Nobody cares. It's us
just chatting. Oh okay, I've been wearing the same shirt
for what is three three weeks now? Also concurrently, this
is next week, the week after and the week after shirt.
And same with you. You didn't even try and hide
your shirt. I'm wearing my Tanka shirt, your Tanka shirt. Yeah,
(00:27):
it's nice.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You like that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I like a Tanka shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh guess what? What? When would it work?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh? Bull chats, the bolt boat chat, the boat check
chat chat boat chat, boat to chat to chat, everything
together in water ball.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, So that's hodown from Miley Cyrus. Remember when I
just wanted the Muppets one. Remember when I also wanted
a Harlem shake of you doing the Audi shake? But
that was like that My jingles never ever do it.
And then you get hoedown throwdown.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't request that. Okay, I don't even know what
that is.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Can I get a hood down throat?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Is it? From Hannah Montana?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Boom boom clip boom to clip to clip.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, I mean if you just tell me, because I'll
tell Brody that will never play that again. Please don't
take the razor blade out.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I have fun with it. It's like a fidget toy.
It's a dangerous.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Welcome to bull Chat. This is the uh oh, so
now you just take the it's the sister podcast to
Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm Scotty be sister podcast. It's literally serial killers, just
a Wednesday episode that says bull Chat in front of it,
where we just talk and don't eat cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Right, So that's nothing to do with serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But it's not a sister podcast that we're making a
whole separate thing for.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
But yes it is. It's a completely different podcast as
its own logo and everything where and jingles.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's a Wednesday episode where we talk about things.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So let's talk about things. Hi, I'm Scotty B. That's Andrew.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh okay, Scott takes control of this one too.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I love your Disney shirt. I'm wearing my Tanka shirt.
What was your favorite toy as a kid, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
My favorite toy is kid. It had to be my
Power Rangers. There we did this already. Oh we did, yeah,
the Green Ranger flute.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, we did it, and I talked about the robot
and whatever. I just was just because I'm wearing the
Tanka shirt and I used to have Tonka trucks and yeah,
oh cool, they're playing the dirt with them.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Hold please, where's my list.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That I had to Andrew? It's two things.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's yeah, but I wrote it down.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Would you have for breakfast? This morning?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I had egoes with some maple syrup kind home style buttermilk,
the Mickey Ones. The Mickey Ones. Yeah, okay, I buy
them because it makes me feel like I'm at Disney.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You're a Disney head.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I am. I love Disney.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I had a can of Spaghettio's this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thanks for coming to bull Chat. I don't want to
hear about this because it disturbs me. Why Spaghettios for breakfast?
I have to say please say less to say more.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We were in shop right the other day and Cooper
saw the Spaghettios on the shelf and she's like, I
love those. I said, You've never had Spaghettios in your life.
And she had to get the ABC's and one two
threes one like. She didn't want the regular circles. She
wanted the letters and numbers. She said they taste different.
I don't know, so I got her those. She had
(03:22):
like two spoonfuls and that was it. But while I
was looking at the spaghettio's, they also had one that
had chicken meatballs in it, So I was like, chicken meatballs,
that's a little bit healthier. So I bought it and
I had an entire can for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And how was it?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh, how you feeling spaghettios?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I feel fine? They were really good. They reminded me
of my childhood. I never liked the one that had
the cut up franks in it because they didn't really
taste like hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I can proudly say I don't think I've ever
had spaghettios.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
How could it be proud? Then they're delicious.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, I feel like my mom would just make
me pasta.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yes, but in a pinch. Like when I was a kid,
I was all about Chef Boyard.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So I had Chef boyar D. I think once as
a kid, once or twice. I don't remember ever having
it like consistently. Also, were are are your kids still?
Butter and cheese kids?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
On pasta? Cooper is now olive oil and salt.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, is that the thing the kids are doing now?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
She must have seen it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, I say that seems very rich. Yeah, kid's very
rich taste.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah. But I was always I liked Chef boyar D,
Abcason one two threes, always with meatballs. I liked the
roller coasters. There were noodles like this that had meat
in it. I'd never liked the beef for roni. I
didn't like the ravioli in the can. That was kind
of disgusting.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, I mean it's a ravioli in a can.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Every once in a while I would do the spaghetti
and meatballs. That was okay.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm just picturing like the sound of it coming out
of the can and.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's like it's like dog food. Yeah. And they always
had the characters, like when they were they had pac Man.
They had all kinds of character type stuff, just like
cereals do Chef Boy r D.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And there's something endearing about a shape that's like sweet,
like oh, this is a pac Man shaped circle, and
it tastes like, i don't know, like fruity, And there's
another thing for it to be like, oh, it's a
pac Man shaped circle. That has like beef.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's a pasta.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, this is weird, like pasta shouldn't. Well, I
guess mac and cheese has different fun shapes.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I like canned crap. I'm sorry, I like industrial food.
I like can crap. I always liked school lunch. We've
always talked about this before, but I'm just letting you know.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe next time, can you save
it for the podcast?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like eat it?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah? I want to see you eat like Spaghettio's on
camerary some. I would try some, all right, I'm willing
to try it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, would you like plain? Would you like with calcium?
Would you like with meatballs? Would you like with franks?
Or would you like with chicken meatballs?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I say, whichever one you think is going to make
me gag the most, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'll get you like that. Well, gaggy is the one
with the hot dogs. They call it franks.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh god, hot dogs and pasta.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Not really hot dogs. It's weird.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's some kind of glucous cocktail, weenie.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's like a glutenous conglomeration of something congealed crud. But
the meatballs I've always liked little meatballs in cans. I
don't know why. Like my favorite soup as a kid
was Campbell's meatball alphabet soup.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Do you like chick Aina? What chick arena?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Chickorina? Oh the soup the little chicken meatballs? Yeah? Yeah,
progress will makes use. I do like that. I love
I love little meatballs. Yeah, canned little meatballs, bring them on,
but not those little Vianna sausages. Those are gross.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I hope that one day, if you get really rich
off of this podcast, you make your own canned meatball company.
I will Scotti's cannedballs.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Perfect, perfect, all right, So what are we talking about today?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Horses?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
This is your podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I got a horse topic you wanted to bring up?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, I forget what how horses even came to be, But.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I just I don't know. When I was young, I
liked horses, that's all. I went to day camp and
they had a stable, and I would always hang around
the stable and feats Cisco and Hershey, who have both
passed well, I.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Would hope so, I mean the horses would be like
what forty seven?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I remember. After I didn't go to the camp anymore,
they reached out to me, and they said, we just
want to let you know Cisco passed.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So they send it to you by like a mail,
like a letter. No, they called the house your house phone.
And then we're just like, hey, is Scotti is little
Scott there? Yeah, hey Scott. The horses died well.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Because they knew that I liked taking care of them.
I don't know what I believe.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You went to a horse camp.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I didn't go to a horse camp. I went to
a regular day camp that had all kinds of activities,
and there was a stable and we rode horses and
that was kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Would you ride horses again?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Sure? Camp was way different back then, way different, Like
right now, everything's all about safety and no lawsuits and
all this kind of thing. When I went to camp,
the owners walked around smoking cigarettes, big giant eve one
twenties I'll never forget, and and everything was so dangerous.
Everything was was jagged edged in metal, and I know
my brother got hit in the head with a golf
(08:02):
club and had stitches over his eye. Got Everything was
a nightmare, but nobody sued anybody back then. I was like, ah,
here's a bad day. Go back to your activity and
That's that's all it was. And it was just a
big fun mess.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh you lost your eyes, sorry sport. Yeah, you're gonna
go home with that one eye. Your parents will be
fine with it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We played knock hockey and we people got hit in
the head with hockey pucks. It was good time.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, I got to tell you sock em boppers as
a kid, sock 'em bopper, sock bupper, a pillow fight.
There are these giant inflator all that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You put on your Yes, they had, they had incredible
hulk ones for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I just think it's funny that like that was a
toy we had as kids. It like promoted physical violence.
I don't think that would pass in today's standard.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
How about cub bangers.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm sorry, I don't know what a cup banger. Well
maybe you call them click Oh Jesus, is that an
email you got?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah? Or some parts of the country called them click
clacks click. What they were were They were these two
hard balls like picture like a pool ball, okay, okay,
on strings, okay, And you would do this, and there
were kabangers and you go click click click click click
click click click, but you'd miss every once in a
while and hit you in the face.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
My god.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, Oh you'd hit your friend or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, that was like the other thing too. What was
the thing like? It wasn't hopscotch on darts? Not no, no,
no not. What was the thing that you like jumped over?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh yeah, and it had like a thing and it
would count around. Yeah, I remember, I don't remember what
it was.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Called those things if they hit you in your balls, okay, shins.
How was it getting up that high to hit your balls?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Maybe I'm thinking of something different.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
The thing it was like a circle and you put
it on your foot right and then you jumped.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, I'm thinking about it more of a big inflatable
ball that went around.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh my god, I forget what it was, but basically
it was full plastic. I think it was metal before
they had to switch to plastic.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And when they would hit you in your shin, that
was the worst pain of all time. Same with razor scooters.
Razor scooters, when you'd go to like spin it around
and it would hit in the egg. Oh my god,
the worst.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, toys were dangerous back then.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean even in my age, even at your age.
I'm thirty now, youngster, somebody was talking about a my
chemical romance song and we're like, I wish I was
a lab during this era.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Black Parade.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I was like, what it was two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's a good song.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Were you born in two thousand and five? Yeah, kids
were born. Then my dad took me into the city
to see the Black Parade. Oh no, to see a
marching band. Yeah it was that song, right, Yeah, it
was called Black Parade, right, welcome to the Black Parade? Yeah, well,
care we go.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I love that song. That was not their first song though.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No, and they have one currently. Also. I forget what
it's called. I like it, okay, just saying happy to
hear it. Yeah, So what else? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You were going to talk about your currencies?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Like currency first? Why is this all me?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well, because you're the one who's like save it for
bull chat.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Well, yeah, when you start talking about stuff on cereal.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Killers fun currencies in here, you do.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, they have to be at United States of America currency.
I don't want some foreign stuff. It's gonna be stuff
that you can use. Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I have currency, but it's.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Not from here. Why do you have a golf tea
with you? What you just put a golf tea on
the count?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh yeah, because I used this backpack for a lot
of things.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You're a golfer.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I've golfed. I can do decent golfing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't understand. I was driving by Bethpage State Park
golf course last night. It's raining. There's guys out there
with them, bro Like, it's so important to finish your
round of golf. Just leave.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay. So I was a caddy. I don't know if
I've mentioned this before. I was a caddy for seven years.
I was my dad's caddy. My dad played golf through
whatever element there was. It would be thunderstorming, and I'd
be like, d I don't want to run around with
a metal club with your metal clubs in my backpack.
You're going to survive. I'm the one who's dead. It
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would be one hundred degrees out. He'd go golfing. Still
it was. It was the best of times. It was
the worst of time.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I just never understood golfing. I don't get it. You
stand there, you hit the thing a thousand miles away,
and you go chase after it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You are if you take it for what it is,
and I think most people just need to look at it.
I feel like I've learned over the years it should
be a calming, relaxing sport. Don't take it seriously and
just relax on it and you'll be good to go.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, there's no exercise. Most of them use golf carts.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That's so no. Guess whose dad did not use a
club cart? Again, even on one hundred degree days in
the middle of the summer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Did you at least have a little wheel on the thing?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I was.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I started in eighth grade. So how are they been
in eighth grade?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Twelve?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
No? Sure, Yeah, I was twelve thirteen years old carrying
around this huge thing of clubs that were like bigger
than me and running around in like one hundred degree
heat builds character. Andy, Yeah, I guess it did.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Okay, this is my Japanese currency. Okay, but that's not
what I was talking about. Look is that a yen? No,
that's Chinese. Oh, anyway, I have They have a really
cool one that I wanted. Oh, I have it. Yes,
Look at how cool that is. They have one with
a circle in it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's so cool. They have that in New York City
subway tokens forty years ago. So you know, everyone makes
fun of me for using two dollar bills because that's
that's my joy, using two dollar bills and making people crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't understand where you get joy from that.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Because I see people like you, millennials and younger that
are like, this isn't real. Let me ask my manager.
I'm going to call the police. Do you have some
other sort of bill? Like? They don't know that it's real.
They don't want to take it. And it makes me
laugh that people are stupid. So you're that guy. I
am that guy.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You're waiting for a reaction from someone. Yes, yes, that's
just the thing that you like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Didn't hear the story about the guy that used it
to talk about and they literally called the police.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No one's ever called the police on you for using
a two dollar.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Bills, No, they haven't. But I'm waiting for the day.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And you could be like, ah, huh, I told you no,
I don't even try and act like you be that breezing.
They'd be like, I'm gonna call the cops, sir, and
you'd be like.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Not true, Nope. That's when that's when like its Nope,
I don't like shaaloopas.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, I mean no neither. I'm just saying I'm more
of a chicken soft taco supreme guy. New I'm a
crunch trap supreme guy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Okay, I'm into soft. Okay, that's good anyway. So I
also enjoy using half dollars. Okay, there's no room in
the register for them, so it pisses people off, like
where do I put this? So I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Do they keep them under the register?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
They just throw them in the quarter thing and then
they get confused. And I also enjoy using the dollar
coins because it makes people angry. It's very hard to
tip with dollar coins, though. I go to the parking rs,
I'm like, hey, you go, bud, you know, and I
flip them a dollar coin.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I would actually probably throw it at you and hope
it hurt.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah. I think people do that, and you enjoy that.
I enjoy strange currency. I just because people don't know
that it's still a thing and still made, and they
cord it. They're like, people have, oh, I'm gonna keep
this two dollar built? No, they still make them, please
go spend it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I have at least I have it one hundred dollars
two dollar bills. Why I because it's the two dollars
bill guy at all the concerts, he just hands out
two dollar bills and he's like, give this to Elvis,
to which I'm always like, what is he gonna do
with the stack of two dollar bills? And then he
counted it afterwards and it's like sixty bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Will you please start buying milk with it or something?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Well, I first got to make it all.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I want to make it like an actual three twenties.
I don't want to go pay with two dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Why it's money.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I know, I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You can deposit it in the ATM at the bank
and it'll take it. It recognizes it because it's actual money.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I just feel like two dollar bills need to go away.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know this is your thing,
but I feel like you really leaned into your grandpa
face real quick of being like.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Hey, sport, here's a two dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't go spend it all on one place, and
while you're at it, flips coin who's.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
On the two dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's like the whole signing of the Declaration of Independence on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
The bank on the front. There's a president on the
front of each two dollar bill, in every bill. Oh
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Roosevelt.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Benjamin Franklin was not a president Roosevelt.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
No, the another one, the guy with the white hair.
Oh yeah, which one?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Okay, yeah, Well maybe they should retire it because where
does it fit. It's like pennies. Where do pennies fit
in our modern day currency? They don't round up. Every
other country is just rounding up currency.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
If you round up, corporations are stealing money from you
a cent?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But how many sons does that out up.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
In the air? Damn right, it adds up, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Why can the person that's counting then.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Why can't we round down?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Note? I watched an Extreme couponting episode and that woman
got money at the end of it. You didn't make
any money from your ex because most stores don't do that, Andrew.
They will give it to you for free, and they
won't give you credit back. This is why you weren't
back invited back to Extreme coup All Stars.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I was invited to All Stars shop, right, wouldn't do it.
They didn't want it anymore. I was definitely invited.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
To All Stars Extreme Couponting All Stars.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, and I was invited back for season two. All so,
but the supermarkets were so pissed yor like these coupon
people are ruining everything and they didn't want us doing
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Should have gone to New Jersey. Nobody would have known
the difference.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's not the individual store Andrew which the corporation that
didn't want it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
You should have gone to a local mom and pop shop.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You can't save money I mean sorry, but you can't
save money like that at local mom and pop shops.
If you're doing a coupon shopping, you're not gonna be
able to do it at a local mom and pop.
But I do say support them.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yes, absolutely, except they don't give out circulars. Is that
what they still are called?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah? I don't know why they're called circulars because they're rectangular. Right. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do you still like cut coupons in the morning or
is it now all in the shop?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Right? App? I do. I'm very app heavy at this point,
and plus the fact I haven't had a kitchen since
January and my Sunday morning routine would be to sit
at the kitchen table with my newspaper a coupon.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Stren It is still not done, and really, do you
have any pictures? I want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, I will show you some.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
January eighteenth, we started and we're now in June and
it's still not finished.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So using the Hello Kiddy fridge up in the office.
That thing's about to crap out because that the bolooney
was wet this morning. Oh no, yeah, it's yeah. The
thing is running out of steam. We need to hurry up.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's saying I'm not meant to hold all that right,
wet boloney is it's just not Yeah, do your kids
eat boloney?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yes, Ashley loves blooney. I'm it's bolooney and mustard on.
My friend.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Has a first day.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's a saar g it's O S C A R.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh yeah it is, Oh yeah, because it's Oscar Meyer.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
God, Like, how did you think that that song went?
The Bolooney's name is boloney? You know what?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I didn't say that it was going to make sense?
You know how to spell baloney b O l O
g N A very good yeah, bologna bologna.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's how I remember that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I like, I would say blooney is like fifty to
fifty for me.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
It has to be quality bolooney though, and not wet
and not Oscar Meyer. I'm sorry you can't buy prepackaged
deli meat.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, I would agree on that. I like I said,
I think I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Buy it all you want, but I'm just saying it's
not quite the same as sliced fresh from the deli counter.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, like Applegate. I love Applegate. Applegate products are delicious.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That package, but you could also get fresh sliced Applegates.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yes, and that to me tastes better. Also, I feel
like I go through phases of cold cuts where I'm like,
all I want is roast beef. All I want is turkey.
Also turkey and eggs underrated combo. I'm just saying, you know,
I just made a face, But you're right because I
used to get an omelet and I would have them
to it always said add turkey, and I was like,
what delicious ham, Yes, turkey, but did it not bad?
(19:38):
My favorite rap is a cheddar Jalapino turkey egg white wrap.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Okay, so good. I'm a boreshead guy. If I'm gonna
do the meat. They don't have bores Head in the
entire country. It's a very East coast.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Thing, it is.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, Oh no, they do have it. They have it
in other parts of the country, but I would say
fifty percent of our listening audience does not have bores
Head brand meat.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You know what I think I'm gonna set up?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
What are you going to set up? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I've seen like the twenty somethings doing nothing podcast have it.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, because you choose not to listen to anybody else.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I love Ricky and Jake.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yes, same. They have like a hotline people can call
and leave voicemails. I think that would be fine, and
then we could take people's voicemails and listen.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's so nineties, Andrew, It's so nice.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's nineties. That's why successful podcasts are doing it and
we're not.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Call the radio station listen line at five five five
one two one two and leave a messele are.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Doing it again, then we should join. People would leave
messages for us. Oh, also, we got the nicest review. Sorry,
I'm all over the place right now. Someone sent us
an email. Hold please, and I promised I was going
to read it on the show.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Is that the one that Scott forwarded us?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
No, no, different one, not me, Scott, Kate. Is this Kate?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I'm sure it's nice because she hates me, right.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
No, she compliments both of us his studios candles, Lisa
can't wait to get my candles. I've listened to every
episode of your podcast. I enjoy the banter between Scott Andrew.
Kind of feel like my friends helping me get through
a difficult time in my life. Thank you for keeping
it so fun, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
We are your friends, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Isn't that so nice?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I gotta tell you I read emails like that. And
for as dumb as this podcast is, at as much
as we argue sometimes, it just makes me happy to
know that we can also put a smile on people's faces.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Do you know who else's face? We put a smile on?
My wife?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Really, she listens to this religiously. You want to know something.
She does not like surreal killers, but she listens to
bull chat.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
People love bull chat. This is starting to outperform.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And I'm sure right now she's sitting on the table out.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Back because the kitchen is still that time?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeap and smiling.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh that's all I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That's so sweet, smiling back at you. All Right, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
How many minutes?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Is this like? Twenty two? Twenty one? Twenty two?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And there'll be two of the same commercials in about
thirty seconds, So enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Do you need tires? Do you want to learn a
new language? Either one?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah? But they played the same ones though, why.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't know. I don't work for speaker.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, I go, yeah. Did you have anything else you
wanted to talk about today?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No? I feel like again, I was all over the place.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So well, this podcast is all over the place.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
But people enjoy it because we're just chatting, just two
guys chatting it up.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh, look who came to say hello, hello, Oldford Brimley.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I've got diabetes, all right, p Wilford? Yeah buddy.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
People don't know who he is on this podcast because
he's a serial guy.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
If you're one of the few people that have never
listened to a Serial Killers but only tune in on
Wednesdays to listen to the Bowl Chat, maybe give bold
give serial killers a chance. I don't know what's tell
you all right, Andrew?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Ready, yay, here we go, pal, until we see you
in a week or two a week or two a week.
Say clink Andrew.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Clink clink. See you next week.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Maybe change your shirt, you change yours. Yours got dirtier. Hell,
I don't know, but all of a sudden, it's like
tan and it was white when we started.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay,
What are you doing? I pressed record, but I'm choking
on a special K flake.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't care. It's bull chat. Nobody cares. It's us
just chatting. Oh okay, I've been wearing the same shirt
for what is three three weeks now? Also concurrently, this
is next week, the week after and the week after shirt.
And same with you. You didn't even try and hide
your shirt. I'm wearing my Tanka shirt, your Tanka shirt. Yeah,
(00:27):
it's nice.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You like that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I like a Tanka shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh guess what? What? When would it work?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh? Bull chats, the bolt boat chat, the boat check
chat chat boat chat, boat to chat to chat, everything
together in water ball.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, So that's hodown from Miley Cyrus. Remember when I
just wanted the Muppets one. Remember when I also wanted
a Harlem shake of you doing the Audi shake? But
that was like that My jingles never ever do it.
And then you get hoedown throwdown.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't request that. Okay, I don't even know what
that is.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Can I get a hood down throat?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Is it? From Hannah Montana?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Boom boom clip boom to clip to clip.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, I mean if you just tell me, because I'll
tell Brody that will never play that again. Please don't
take the razor blade out.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I have fun with it. It's like a fidget toy.
It's a dangerous.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Welcome to bull Chat. This is the uh oh, so
now you just take the it's the sister podcast to
Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm Scotty be sister podcast. It's literally serial killers, just
a Wednesday episode that says bull Chat in front of it,
where we just talk and don't eat cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Right, So that's nothing to do with serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But it's not a sister podcast that we're making a
whole separate thing for.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
But yes it is. It's a completely different podcast as
its own logo and everything where and jingles.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's a Wednesday episode where we talk about things.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So let's talk about things. Hi, I'm Scotty B. That's Andrew.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh okay, Scott takes control of this one too.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I love your Disney shirt. I'm wearing my Tanka shirt.
What was your favorite toy as a kid, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
My favorite toy is kid. It had to be my
Power Rangers. There we did this already. Oh we did, yeah,
the Green Ranger flute.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, we did it, and I talked about the robot
and whatever. I just was just because I'm wearing the
Tanka shirt and I used to have Tonka trucks and yeah,
oh cool, they're playing the dirt with them.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Hold please, where's my list.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That I had to Andrew? It's two things.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's yeah, but I wrote it down.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Would you have for breakfast? This morning?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I had egoes with some maple syrup kind home style buttermilk,
the Mickey Ones. The Mickey Ones. Yeah, okay, I buy
them because it makes me feel like I'm at Disney.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You're a Disney head.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I am. I love Disney.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I had a can of Spaghettio's this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thanks for coming to bull Chat. I don't want to
hear about this because it disturbs me. Why Spaghettios for breakfast?
I have to say please say less to say more.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We were in shop right the other day and Cooper
saw the Spaghettios on the shelf and she's like, I
love those. I said, You've never had Spaghettios in your life.
And she had to get the ABC's and one two
threes one like. She didn't want the regular circles. She
wanted the letters and numbers. She said they taste different.
I don't know, so I got her those. She had
(03:22):
like two spoonfuls and that was it. But while I
was looking at the spaghettio's, they also had one that
had chicken meatballs in it, So I was like, chicken meatballs,
that's a little bit healthier. So I bought it and
I had an entire can for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And how was it?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh, how you feeling spaghettios?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I feel fine? They were really good. They reminded me
of my childhood. I never liked the one that had
the cut up franks in it because they didn't really
taste like hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I can proudly say I don't think I've ever
had spaghettios.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
How could it be proud? Then they're delicious.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, I feel like my mom would just make
me pasta.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yes, but in a pinch. Like when I was a kid,
I was all about Chef Boyard.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So I had Chef boyar D. I think once as
a kid, once or twice. I don't remember ever having
it like consistently. Also, were are are your kids still?
Butter and cheese kids?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
On pasta? Cooper is now olive oil and salt.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, is that the thing the kids are doing now?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
She must have seen it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, I say that seems very rich. Yeah, kid's very
rich taste.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah. But I was always I liked Chef boyar D,
Abcason one two threes, always with meatballs. I liked the
roller coasters. There were noodles like this that had meat
in it. I'd never liked the beef for roni. I
didn't like the ravioli in the can. That was kind
of disgusting.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, I mean it's a ravioli in a can.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Every once in a while I would do the spaghetti
and meatballs. That was okay.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm just picturing like the sound of it coming out
of the can and.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's like it's like dog food. Yeah. And they always
had the characters, like when they were they had pac Man.
They had all kinds of character type stuff, just like
cereals do Chef Boy r D.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And there's something endearing about a shape that's like sweet,
like oh, this is a pac Man shaped circle, and
it tastes like, i don't know, like fruity, And there's
another thing for it to be like, oh, it's a
pac Man shaped circle. That has like beef.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's a pasta.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, this is weird, like pasta shouldn't. Well, I
guess mac and cheese has different fun shapes.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I like canned crap. I'm sorry, I like industrial food.
I like can crap. I always liked school lunch. We've
always talked about this before, but I'm just letting you know.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe next time, can you save
it for the podcast?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like eat it?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah? I want to see you eat like Spaghettio's on
camerary some. I would try some, all right, I'm willing
to try it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, would you like plain? Would you like with calcium?
Would you like with meatballs? Would you like with franks?
Or would you like with chicken meatballs?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I say, whichever one you think is going to make
me gag the most, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'll get you like that. Well, gaggy is the one
with the hot dogs. They call it franks.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh god, hot dogs and pasta.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Not really hot dogs. It's weird.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's some kind of glucous cocktail, weenie.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's like a glutenous conglomeration of something congealed crud. But
the meatballs I've always liked little meatballs in cans. I
don't know why. Like my favorite soup as a kid
was Campbell's meatball alphabet soup.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Do you like chick Aina? What chick arena?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Chickorina? Oh the soup the little chicken meatballs? Yeah? Yeah,
progress will makes use. I do like that. I love
I love little meatballs. Yeah, canned little meatballs, bring them on,
but not those little Vianna sausages. Those are gross.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I hope that one day, if you get really rich
off of this podcast, you make your own canned meatball company.
I will Scotti's cannedballs.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Perfect, perfect, all right, So what are we talking about today?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Horses?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
This is your podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I got a horse topic you wanted to bring up?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, I forget what how horses even came to be, But.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I just I don't know. When I was young, I
liked horses, that's all. I went to day camp and
they had a stable, and I would always hang around
the stable and feats Cisco and Hershey, who have both
passed well, I.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Would hope so, I mean the horses would be like
what forty seven?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I remember. After I didn't go to the camp anymore,
they reached out to me, and they said, we just
want to let you know Cisco passed.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So they send it to you by like a mail,
like a letter. No, they called the house your house phone.
And then we're just like, hey, is Scotti is little
Scott there? Yeah, hey Scott. The horses died well.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Because they knew that I liked taking care of them.
I don't know what I believe.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You went to a horse camp.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I didn't go to a horse camp. I went to
a regular day camp that had all kinds of activities,
and there was a stable and we rode horses and
that was kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Would you ride horses again?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Sure? Camp was way different back then, way different, Like
right now, everything's all about safety and no lawsuits and
all this kind of thing. When I went to camp,
the owners walked around smoking cigarettes, big giant eve one
twenties I'll never forget, and and everything was so dangerous.
Everything was was jagged edged in metal, and I know
my brother got hit in the head with a golf
(08:02):
club and had stitches over his eye. Got Everything was
a nightmare, but nobody sued anybody back then. I was like, ah,
here's a bad day. Go back to your activity and
That's that's all it was. And it was just a
big fun mess.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh you lost your eyes, sorry sport. Yeah, you're gonna
go home with that one eye. Your parents will be
fine with it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We played knock hockey and we people got hit in
the head with hockey pucks. It was good time.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, I got to tell you sock em boppers as
a kid, sock 'em bopper, sock bupper, a pillow fight.
There are these giant inflator all that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You put on your Yes, they had, they had incredible
hulk ones for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I just think it's funny that like that was a
toy we had as kids. It like promoted physical violence.
I don't think that would pass in today's standard.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
How about cub bangers.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm sorry, I don't know what a cup banger. Well
maybe you call them click Oh Jesus, is that an
email you got?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah? Or some parts of the country called them click
clacks click. What they were were They were these two
hard balls like picture like a pool ball, okay, okay,
on strings, okay, And you would do this, and there
were kabangers and you go click click click click click
click click click, but you'd miss every once in a
while and hit you in the face.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
My god.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, Oh you'd hit your friend or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, that was like the other thing too. What was
the thing like? It wasn't hopscotch on darts? Not no, no,
no not. What was the thing that you like jumped over?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh yeah, and it had like a thing and it
would count around. Yeah, I remember, I don't remember what
it was.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Called those things if they hit you in your balls, okay, shins.
How was it getting up that high to hit your balls?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Maybe I'm thinking of something different.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
The thing it was like a circle and you put
it on your foot right and then you jumped.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, I'm thinking about it more of a big inflatable
ball that went around.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh my god, I forget what it was, but basically
it was full plastic. I think it was metal before
they had to switch to plastic.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And when they would hit you in your shin, that
was the worst pain of all time. Same with razor scooters.
Razor scooters, when you'd go to like spin it around
and it would hit in the egg. Oh my god,
the worst.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, toys were dangerous back then.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean even in my age, even at your age.
I'm thirty now, youngster, somebody was talking about a my
chemical romance song and we're like, I wish I was
a lab during this era.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Black Parade.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I was like, what it was two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's a good song.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Were you born in two thousand and five? Yeah, kids
were born. Then my dad took me into the city
to see the Black Parade. Oh no, to see a
marching band. Yeah it was that song, right, Yeah, it
was called Black Parade, right, welcome to the Black Parade? Yeah, well,
care we go.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I love that song. That was not their first song though.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No, and they have one currently. Also. I forget what
it's called. I like it, okay, just saying happy to
hear it. Yeah, So what else? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You were going to talk about your currencies?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Like currency first? Why is this all me?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well, because you're the one who's like save it for
bull chat.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Well, yeah, when you start talking about stuff on cereal.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Killers fun currencies in here, you do.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, they have to be at United States of America currency.
I don't want some foreign stuff. It's gonna be stuff
that you can use. Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I have currency, but it's.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Not from here. Why do you have a golf tea
with you? What you just put a golf tea on
the count?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh yeah, because I used this backpack for a lot
of things.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You're a golfer.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I've golfed. I can do decent golfing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't understand. I was driving by Bethpage State Park
golf course last night. It's raining. There's guys out there
with them, bro Like, it's so important to finish your
round of golf. Just leave.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay. So I was a caddy. I don't know if
I've mentioned this before. I was a caddy for seven years.
I was my dad's caddy. My dad played golf through
whatever element there was. It would be thunderstorming, and I'd
be like, d I don't want to run around with
a metal club with your metal clubs in my backpack.
You're going to survive. I'm the one who's dead. It
(11:48):
would be one hundred degrees out. He'd go golfing. Still
it was. It was the best of times. It was
the worst of time.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I just never understood golfing. I don't get it. You
stand there, you hit the thing a thousand miles away,
and you go chase after it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You are if you take it for what it is,
and I think most people just need to look at it.
I feel like I've learned over the years it should
be a calming, relaxing sport. Don't take it seriously and
just relax on it and you'll be good to go.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, there's no exercise. Most of them use golf carts.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That's so no. Guess whose dad did not use a
club cart? Again, even on one hundred degree days in
the middle of the summer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Did you at least have a little wheel on the thing?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I was.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I started in eighth grade. So how are they been
in eighth grade?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Twelve?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
No? Sure, Yeah, I was twelve thirteen years old carrying
around this huge thing of clubs that were like bigger
than me and running around in like one hundred degree
heat builds character. Andy, Yeah, I guess it did.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Okay, this is my Japanese currency. Okay, but that's not
what I was talking about. Look is that a yen? No,
that's Chinese. Oh, anyway, I have They have a really
cool one that I wanted. Oh, I have it. Yes,
Look at how cool that is. They have one with
a circle in it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's so cool. They have that in New York City
subway tokens forty years ago. So you know, everyone makes
fun of me for using two dollar bills because that's
that's my joy, using two dollar bills and making people crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't understand where you get joy from that.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Because I see people like you, millennials and younger that
are like, this isn't real. Let me ask my manager.
I'm going to call the police. Do you have some
other sort of bill? Like? They don't know that it's real.
They don't want to take it. And it makes me
laugh that people are stupid. So you're that guy. I
am that guy.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You're waiting for a reaction from someone. Yes, yes, that's
just the thing that you like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Didn't hear the story about the guy that used it
to talk about and they literally called the police.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No one's ever called the police on you for using
a two dollar.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Bills, No, they haven't. But I'm waiting for the day.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And you could be like, ah, huh, I told you no,
I don't even try and act like you be that breezing.
They'd be like, I'm gonna call the cops, sir, and
you'd be like.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Not true, Nope. That's when that's when like its Nope,
I don't like shaaloopas.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, I mean no neither. I'm just saying I'm more
of a chicken soft taco supreme guy. New I'm a
crunch trap supreme guy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Okay, I'm into soft. Okay, that's good anyway. So I
also enjoy using half dollars. Okay, there's no room in
the register for them, so it pisses people off, like
where do I put this? So I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Do they keep them under the register?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
They just throw them in the quarter thing and then
they get confused. And I also enjoy using the dollar
coins because it makes people angry. It's very hard to
tip with dollar coins, though. I go to the parking rs,
I'm like, hey, you go, bud, you know, and I
flip them a dollar coin.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I would actually probably throw it at you and hope
it hurt.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah. I think people do that, and you enjoy that.
I enjoy strange currency. I just because people don't know
that it's still a thing and still made, and they
cord it. They're like, people have, oh, I'm gonna keep
this two dollar built? No, they still make them, please
go spend it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I have at least I have it one hundred dollars
two dollar bills. Why I because it's the two dollars
bill guy at all the concerts, he just hands out
two dollar bills and he's like, give this to Elvis,
to which I'm always like, what is he gonna do
with the stack of two dollar bills? And then he
counted it afterwards and it's like sixty bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Will you please start buying milk with it or something?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Well, I first got to make it all.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I want to make it like an actual three twenties.
I don't want to go pay with two dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Why it's money.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I know, I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You can deposit it in the ATM at the bank
and it'll take it. It recognizes it because it's actual money.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I just feel like two dollar bills need to go away.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know this is your thing,
but I feel like you really leaned into your grandpa
face real quick of being like.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Hey, sport, here's a two dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't go spend it all on one place, and
while you're at it, flips coin who's.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
On the two dollar bill.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's like the whole signing of the Declaration of Independence on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
The bank on the front. There's a president on the
front of each two dollar bill, in every bill. Oh
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Roosevelt.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Benjamin Franklin was not a president Roosevelt.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
No, the another one, the guy with the white hair.
Oh yeah, which one?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Okay, yeah, Well maybe they should retire it because where
does it fit. It's like pennies. Where do pennies fit
in our modern day currency? They don't round up. Every
other country is just rounding up currency.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
If you round up, corporations are stealing money from you
a cent?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But how many sons does that out up.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
In the air? Damn right, it adds up, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Why can the person that's counting then.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Why can't we round down?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Note? I watched an Extreme couponting episode and that woman
got money at the end of it. You didn't make
any money from your ex because most stores don't do that, Andrew.
They will give it to you for free, and they
won't give you credit back. This is why you weren't
back invited back to Extreme coup All Stars.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I was invited to All Stars shop, right, wouldn't do it.
They didn't want it anymore. I was definitely invited.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
To All Stars Extreme Couponting All Stars.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, and I was invited back for season two. All so,
but the supermarkets were so pissed yor like these coupon
people are ruining everything and they didn't want us doing
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Should have gone to New Jersey. Nobody would have known
the difference.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's not the individual store Andrew which the corporation that
didn't want it anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
You should have gone to a local mom and pop shop.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You can't save money I mean sorry, but you can't
save money like that at local mom and pop shops.
If you're doing a coupon shopping, you're not gonna be
able to do it at a local mom and pop.
But I do say support them.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yes, absolutely, except they don't give out circulars. Is that
what they still are called?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah? I don't know why they're called circulars because they're rectangular. Right. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do you still like cut coupons in the morning or
is it now all in the shop?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Right? App? I do. I'm very app heavy at this point,
and plus the fact I haven't had a kitchen since
January and my Sunday morning routine would be to sit
at the kitchen table with my newspaper a coupon.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Stren It is still not done, and really, do you
have any pictures? I want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, I will show you some.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
January eighteenth, we started and we're now in June and
it's still not finished.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So using the Hello Kiddy fridge up in the office.
That thing's about to crap out because that the bolooney
was wet this morning. Oh no, yeah, it's yeah. The
thing is running out of steam. We need to hurry up.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's saying I'm not meant to hold all that right,
wet boloney is it's just not Yeah, do your kids
eat boloney?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yes, Ashley loves blooney. I'm it's bolooney and mustard on.
My friend.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Has a first day.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's a saar g it's O S C A R.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh yeah it is, Oh yeah, because it's Oscar Meyer.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
God, Like, how did you think that that song went?
The Bolooney's name is boloney? You know what?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I didn't say that it was going to make sense?
You know how to spell baloney b O l O
g N A very good yeah, bologna bologna.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's how I remember that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I like, I would say blooney is like fifty to
fifty for me.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
It has to be quality bolooney though, and not wet
and not Oscar Meyer. I'm sorry you can't buy prepackaged
deli meat.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, I would agree on that. I like I said,
I think I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Buy it all you want, but I'm just saying it's
not quite the same as sliced fresh from the deli counter.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, like Applegate. I love Applegate. Applegate products are delicious.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That package, but you could also get fresh sliced Applegates.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yes, and that to me tastes better. Also, I feel
like I go through phases of cold cuts where I'm like,
all I want is roast beef. All I want is turkey.
Also turkey and eggs underrated combo. I'm just saying, you know,
I just made a face, But you're right because I
used to get an omelet and I would have them
to it always said add turkey, and I was like,
what delicious ham, Yes, turkey, but did it not bad?
(19:38):
My favorite rap is a cheddar Jalapino turkey egg white wrap.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Okay, so good. I'm a boreshead guy. If I'm gonna
do the meat. They don't have bores Head in the
entire country. It's a very East coast.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Thing, it is.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, Oh no, they do have it. They have it
in other parts of the country, but I would say
fifty percent of our listening audience does not have bores
Head brand meat.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You know what I think I'm gonna set up?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
What are you going to set up? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I've seen like the twenty somethings doing nothing podcast have it.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, because you choose not to listen to anybody else.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I love Ricky and Jake.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yes, same. They have like a hotline people can call
and leave voicemails. I think that would be fine, and
then we could take people's voicemails and listen.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's so nineties, Andrew, It's so nice.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's nineties. That's why successful podcasts are doing it and
we're not.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Call the radio station listen line at five five five
one two one two and leave a messele are.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Doing it again, then we should join. People would leave
messages for us. Oh, also, we got the nicest review. Sorry,
I'm all over the place right now. Someone sent us
an email. Hold please, and I promised I was going
to read it on the show.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Is that the one that Scott forwarded us?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
No, no, different one, not me, Scott, Kate. Is this Kate?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I'm sure it's nice because she hates me, right.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
No, she compliments both of us his studios candles, Lisa
can't wait to get my candles. I've listened to every
episode of your podcast. I enjoy the banter between Scott Andrew.
Kind of feel like my friends helping me get through
a difficult time in my life. Thank you for keeping
it so fun, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
We are your friends, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Isn't that so nice?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I gotta tell you I read emails like that. And
for as dumb as this podcast is, at as much
as we argue sometimes, it just makes me happy to
know that we can also put a smile on people's faces.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Do you know who else's face? We put a smile on?
My wife?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Really, she listens to this religiously. You want to know something.
She does not like surreal killers, but she listens to
bull chat.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
People love bull chat. This is starting to outperform.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And I'm sure right now she's sitting on the table out.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Back because the kitchen is still that time?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeap and smiling.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh that's all I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That's so sweet, smiling back at you. All Right, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
How many minutes?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Is this like? Twenty two? Twenty one? Twenty two?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
And there'll be two of the same commercials in about
thirty seconds, So enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Do you need tires? Do you want to learn a
new language? Either one?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah? But they played the same ones though, why.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't know. I don't work for speaker.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, I go, yeah. Did you have anything else you
wanted to talk about today?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No? I feel like again, I was all over the place.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
So well, this podcast is all over the place.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
But people enjoy it because we're just chatting, just two
guys chatting it up.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh, look who came to say hello, hello, Oldford Brimley.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I've got diabetes, all right, p Wilford? Yeah buddy.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
People don't know who he is on this podcast because
he's a serial guy.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
If you're one of the few people that have never
listened to a Serial Killers but only tune in on
Wednesdays to listen to the Bowl Chat, maybe give bold
give serial killers a chance. I don't know what's tell
you all right, Andrew?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Ready, yay, here we go, pal, until we see you
in a week or two a week or two a week.
Say clink Andrew.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Clink clink. See you next week.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Maybe change your shirt, you change yours. Yours got dirtier. Hell,
I don't know, but all of a sudden, it's like
tan and it was white when we started.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay,
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