Bowl Chat - Diamond Insanity

Our "Executive Producer" Diamond is finally here and appearing on an episode of Bowl Chat! Hear this off the rails episode where we talk about a lot of nothing and also some...things? We aren't promising much.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you guys want to hear what it's like for
a woman? Period?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, Diamond, can you hear us? Diamonds really loud? Can
you control these things a little? Like? I listened back
on these things. The levels are so off they're there.
I'm over modulated, imaginating you can't hear the music this
no no, no, no, no, no, yeah, this is this is

(00:24):
Andrew's equipment. That's mine. Mine always sounds right. This sounds
always sounds right. Everything else is wrong. Did we start
hit the thing?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It is very loud?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Are we started? Are we rolling? We are?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Now? Look at the bank banks particularly.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
This is gonna be a mess.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
This is gonna be a hoot, nanny, this is gonna
be a hoot and a holler. Okay, all right, how
are the levels there? I think they're fine. So now
Diamond's a little low. Well because Diamonds not speaking into
the mic?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, I'm sorry, but only okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Are you gonna try and speak into the mic?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Hi, good afternoon or good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Welcome to Bold Chat. Today is Wednesday, December twenty second. Great, yeap,
it is amazing. Thanks for checking us out. This is
the sister podcast of Serial Killers. Hold on, let me
make sure I'm recording on this.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
This is a full like. I thought this was just
like bonus episodes. I didn't know that this is a sister.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I think it's really funny. Okay, so we call you.
Was it not recording? No, it was, So we call
you the executive producer. You have no idea what goes on.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Because you don't pay me.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Let's just said.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You decide to start paying me, then I'll care more.
I'm here.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
What do you want? Blacks? All right? So anyway, on
Mondays we do Serial Killers. That's where we eat cereal
and rate them. And on Wednesdays, Andrew's brainchild is boll Chat.
It's a longer episode where we just sit and talk
about whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yes, so why do I have to be on the
longer one? I told you guys, I had to go.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You can split whenever you need. I mean, you've never
been on our podcast before. She has. She will come
scream in the back. I can't eat anything, and that's it.
So we figured this is not going to kill you
this episode. And yeah, it is hot.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's all right, what are we talking about? Because I
gotta go?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, Diamond, I feel like you're our guests. So is
there something that you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Besides the female anatomy?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, okay, great, I have something to talk about. I
was at a friend's house for dinner last night. O't
here we got what. I just know this is gonna
end bad. No. I was admiring their holiday decorations and
they have ornaments from every year. You know that they've
been married, had kids, dogs, the whole nine yards.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't really want to talk about that. I'm single,
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't do Christmas like that. Thanksgiving is my holiday.
So let's just skip that. Anyway, What are we going
to talk about? Andrew so bad get into the camera.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
All I'm saying is I was let's let's say for arguments. Yeah,
their name is Smith. Okay, So the ornaments say the
Smith's and there's an apostrophe on all these ornaments. S
M I T h apostrophe s incorrect. You've paid to
have an ornament made of your family and somebody goes
and messes it up and you don't say anything about it. Okay,

(03:22):
s M I T H apostrophe S. Smith is apostophy.
It's the Smiths. Yeah, but the Smith's what all it
is is there's no apostrophe. It doesn't say like the
Smiths and then have like a not house, not and
none of that. It's just the Smith's. Like when you said,
when you when you have a return address label on

(03:42):
your thing, you just say the Smith's with no apostrophe.
Apostrophe shows possession. So it's like the Smith's what you
guys are idiots. You're millennials. You don't know anything about punctuationalist.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's not at the top of my list of things
to care about today.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
So it's it's important. Punctuation is important. Commas are important.
Periods are important.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah. Have you ever had a period on a.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Piece of paper? I can't on a piece of paper? Yeah, okay?
Or on a text?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
What you live with a house full of women?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I do?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
What do you do when someone in there?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I just stock up? That's all I do. I stock
up and walk away. Yeah that sounds so bad. What
am I supposed to do? I stock up and walk away.
I buy all the stuff and I leave. I don't
want to.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't want any part of it.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I always get cursed out. But it has nothing to
do with periods.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, I feel bad for guys who are surrounded by women.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I have a dog. He's a boy, is he really? Yeah?
He just sits in the corner the girl. He sits
in the corner with his pink crayon sticking out. Dude,
he just put it away.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like, Okay, I can't talk about any of this, boy
because it's just weird.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh can I talk about my friend Doug real quick?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, so we don't care, okay, Sorry, he's.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
A brand, he's a Chicago listener. He's brand new and
I told you he found and he just listens to
bull chat. I don't even think he cares about cereal.
And he was listening and he needed a secret Santa
gift real quick. He went to Serial killerspc dot com
and bought the wax cabin camels. It's so loud. Why
would you do such a thing. I just burnt my

(05:13):
arm hair. Turn that off, dude, that was so loud.
You don't have them in here properly loud anyway?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Thank god.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I just want them to say, Doug, thank you very much.
And if you want your own, you still have time
because you can get Oh no, today's twenty second. I
don't think you can get it in time for Christmas,
but you can get it in time for New Year's.
It's a good New Year's Eves stuffer ch Oh you
can get it for no serial killerspc dot com get
your holiday candle today. Yeah, I use code serial killers
to check out get ten percent off.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Actually don't.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Hi dog, Hi Doug, Thank you Doug. Here diamond. Let's
talk about your hatred of dogs. Why do you hate dogs?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Go because they're trash individuals? Are you afraid of some
tiding of like dogs? My cousin has a dog and
she is the most beautiful. Oh no, that little bitch
bit me on on Thursday. Actually never, fine, I take
it back. She used to be the sweetest dog ever,
but she'd like she plays too much? Is she bit
the ship out of me?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
We don't curse on this one, Yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Really, I'm sorry. Is Cooper listening? Curse because the kids
are in the core?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I just burped up rib so if you can burp,
I could curse.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I didn't burp though, bitch. Stop, sir Andrew. Why do
you invite her in here? It's rude? I have to
cut that out. No, you are you don't edit these
all right, Well if you think it's acceptable.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, you really can't curse, not like that.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
If like a quick one slips out by mistake, that's
one thing. It's just like the FCC on the radio.
Like if you drop a brick on your foot and
you go, oh, that's okay. But if you go you,
that's not okay because that was premeditated.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, do you want me to say more?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
No, I don't want you to say anything else. Can
we stop and just do something else?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh my god, you guys are so boring. I mean, like,
why did you invite me here?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
But we did. We didn't invite you busted your way
through the door.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Let me just talk to the listeners. Hi, guys, my
name is Diamond.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
But what do you have to say? Nobody cares that
your name is Diamond.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Sh Please, I'm asking for silence for two seconds so
that I could get my point across. Are you gonna
let me?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
This is a very loud, obnoxious episode, and so far
we've done nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, And I mean, what do you usually do talk about?
Damn cereal?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, this is not the serial one.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, go ahead, you lead, Okay, you haven't been doing
a good job for the past ten minutes. But okay,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Andrew. I really like she is d from What's Happening.
I'm not even kidding. But if you're like over forty
and you know the show What's Happening, Diamond is d.
I'm telling mama, that's you.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I don't really have any mama to tell, but that's you.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
But you have the same mannerisms as her. You're a
nasty little girl.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh okay, I'm a nasty woman. I don't understand what
that's coming back every week for this.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I don't understand what that is. That a barbecue, there
are some a family reunion in the backyard. Scotty is
very confused by that one. He does not understand it.
He's like, I don't get it. Where does that fit in?
Where is it from? Who said that? But why can't
it just be once? You don't need the whole production
you do it? Is that like a famous meme or something? Yes,

(08:24):
it is.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Actually we're more cultured. You would know about it.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
But oh no, we had a conversation about culture a
week ago. Whoa we did? Yeah, remember when you said
that you hate us history? You hate all history from
one hundred years ago. I had never said that. I
hate it, dude, I said, I'm not interested in stuff
that happened. The slavery thing, a Lincoln, emancipation proclamations, the
whole thing. I did you No, I didn't. I learned
it in school.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, you didn't know it last week. That's why I'm asking.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
He's on the penny and the five dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I understand, Okay, he really is on the penny.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh my god, can you go.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I didn't know that you a penny girl, I'm more
of a dollar coin.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
You mean penny from different strokes. Yeah, no, that's not
I have a physic. Yes it was, it was No,
that's no, no Penny, No, no, Penny was on good times.
So I was wrong. You're right, you're right. Charlene, Charmaine,
these women, Charlie Janet Jackson was charm Lean, Charlene.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
She was Penny. She was Penny.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, I'm lost in this one on what's no? Was
it right? Yes? No, she was Penny on good times.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Good times?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Was she? She was Charmaine? Also Charlote Charlene on different strokes.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
No, it wasn't different strokes.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
It was uh no, Willis's girlfriend. Yes, it was Willis's
girlfriend seven two. What you're talking about seven o two?
Where where girls at the front and back and you're
feeling that pull a hand up? Can you repete that?
Trying to take Mayne? I don't need that. I'm getting
a phone called b R b WO. This is what

(10:00):
he does. He gets calls and he.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Just walks away a little disrespectful, but you know I
could turn my back to him more.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Let me ask you a question. So do you think
that if Elvis was doing the show in there, live
whatever and you got a phone call, he would just say,
I got to take this call right back.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You don't think he's done that before.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No, I don't think he's ever done that. I believe
that show Trump's whoever's on the phone.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I don't know about that really. Yeah. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's one thing. If I get a text and like
there was a bloody, bloody murder in my house or
something like that, and I saw that, I'd be like,
all right, I gotta go. That's important. But if someone
just calls and you're in the middle of doing something like.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
This, I think that it depends on what it is.
That was a big deal I'm sweating.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's hot. It really is hot.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I think I'm making you nervous.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's wrong.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh okay, So.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I have a physical today.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh that's why you're nervous.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's not really well because the thing is last year
when I had a physical, I went and I went
home and I prepped. I shaved, and I powdered, and
I was all excited.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
You powder that you're not supposed to balls. You're not
supposed to put powder like baby power. You're not supposed
to use baby powder anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yes you are. It's okay. It doesn't have this stuff.
And they took the talk out of it. I don't
trust it anyway, lawsuits the whole thing. They took the
talc out of it. So I went and I prepared
as you would probably prepare to go to the gynecologists.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, but you prepared where.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I shaved, I powdered, I cleaned.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh this was last year.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Last year. I was all ready to go. And I
got there and normally they'll do the okay, drop your pants,
turn and cough. They do that to men.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, I've heard.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
And they they diddle or they fiddle the cup insert
sometimes whoa So anyway. It's what I'm trying to say,
is I prepared like everything last time and he didn't
even go there. So I feel like it did not
get a thorough examination the last time I went to.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It feels as if you.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
But I'm not upset because like like I was going
in there craving touch. I just feel like I feel
like it was not a thorough examination because he didn't
do what he was supposed to do. If there's something wrong,
what if I have a thing or something?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
So why didn't you say something in the moment.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I'm not going to say, do can you feel my balls?
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, you should have. You should have said, hey, put
your fingers up there?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Did you forget to do something?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean, come on, oh, cough would have been better,
because hey, the vid is real, don't cough in my direction?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Was it fake? It wasn't a real cough. But I
also don't understand why they say turn your head and cough.
What does the coughing do?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I thought that you. I don't know. I'm a woman,
all right. We deal with other things like please lift
your arms feel around, Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
You can't do that? Why not I guess you can
because it's medical.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, all right, I mean whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Anyway, So today was our big COVID holiday party. Here
were you? You weren't. Oh you weren't here last year? No,
but so this all started, This all started last year.
This was our second album.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Sorry, I got to take a call about myself.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So last year was the first one. So every all
the essential people that were here all of last year,
we all got together and had food and stuff like that,
and Bad Santa came to visit, and so we're doing
it again now. But there are actually more people here
this year. Thank you. So did you partake? You can't
eat any of the food that was there.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh and I thought I was going to get a
steak from Carmines.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Did you eat anything?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
The bacon with the garlic on it was amazing?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Okay, yeah, Bad Santa made the bacon.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't know if I were that before. Have you
ever had that before that?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah? Bad Santa makes it here every year.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh so good Santa.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh look my phone's ringing now.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh wow, you're allowed to go.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
No, I'm not going to go. I'll just answer it. Hi.
Welcome to bol Chat. Did you get your b b bah?
I said, welcome to Bowl Chat. That means we're recording live.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, someone's getting in trouble you. I have my doctor's
appointment today, I have my physical So we were actually
just talking about that that you know, I didn't get
touched last year and I was very disappointed. That's what
you were talking about. He was serious.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
He was serious about it too.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Can I get back to a little but when we're
done recording Bowl Chat? Okay? Cool? Did you want to
say how to Diamond and Andrew? Sure? Hi?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Hi Oh. I didn't get to see you on Friday.
I know, I'm very.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, I was working, damn running around. Okay, well, thanks,
thanks for checking in. It's always nice to put you
live on the show. I'll talk to you in a
little while. Okay, love you, Love you bye.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I wonder what that was, Yeah, when you were getting results?
Spinning in my head.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Baby, I have to go to the doctor today and
I'm waiting on my blood results. So yeah, I bet
what are they going to say. I don't know. I'm
hoping I don't have the diabetes? Diabetes? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, honestly, let me see your neck.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
But what's hot in here? Yeah? When did you take
your shirt off. The candles. It's very hot in here.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Because it's hot.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
It's hot.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm a little cold, actually, I don't know about you.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
That's Scotty's always warm. He's like a nuclear nut. Hey,
look at the thermostat. It's seventy one in here. That's
a comfortable temperature. You're drinking hot coffee. I'm next to
this hot girl. I mean, come on, I just mean
that you're you're like emitting heat because you're wearing sweatshirts.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Hot.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, this is why I'm hot. I this is what.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
This is what.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I wanted that sound for the longest time whenever he
used to record it over there, because there have been
so many moments where Scott will say something like go
off on a tangent, like do you remember back when
things used to be different with shopping carts and then?
And I would always want to just play that noise,
and now I can, but it doesn't even make any
sense nothing. He just go off as he would go.
He goes off on tangents. But meanwhile, when I go

(15:51):
off on a tangent, you know what he does to me?
He plays serial killers, time fillers, or he plays the
Peanuts noises. Wanh wanh wanh wha. You could go off
on whatever tangent you want here. You can talk talk
about anything here for hours on the on end.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I don't care. What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
He's one arson today we did attempt at Arson, attempted Arsen.
We saw it in the streets of New York.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Was it in garbage Alley? No? It was right by
where the guy had his house. Yes, oh that's right.
The guy built it. He built an extension onto one
of those outdoor eateries and he made it his house.
And then that thing got taken down. Yeah, he was
not happy.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Maybe maybe it was him.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I think it probably was.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
And to set it on fire because they took his
house away. I you know, I don't know how I
felt about it, but I'll tell you what. Andrew and
I were not on the same page.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Are you serious? Right now?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
What happened? What?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
All? Right? Anyway? Next?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, you have to leave. You said you have to
leave at ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You said you have to leave, that you had to leave.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I do I have to leave at eleven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay, Well we're sitting you gotta go to the doctor.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
So back to the attempted Arsen. Wait, do you want
me to leave? And you guys can just finish. Yeah,
but we saw the attempt at Arson.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
How to talk about that or do we want him
to leave? Because then we can really chat.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Where's Scottie going? I have my physical today? What time
is it? It's ten thirty, I said. I did the
powder and the shaving and cleaning up. I have to
I have to go to the doctor. I'm hoping that
you I'm hoping that I get a full inspection this time.
That's all. You know, you can just inspect yourself. I
can you have a hand. I don't know what I'm
feeling for you. I'm not a medical I don't know

(17:25):
what I'm feeling for. No, if you feel like you
might have a third testicle, that's a problem. No, the
other thing, what is the other thing?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Who?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't know what I'm feeling for.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
The same thing. I mean, if yeah, all form one reach?
Are you serious right now?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Scott When it comes to any type of health is
very much. It's an enigma. That's why I'm sweating, because
I think I have the visa agel. You know, I
think about medical stuff. Visavagel whatever it's called. That one
is a sting noise. Stop just stop, stop pushing the buttons.
Oh my god, this is such a this is such
a boring, all over the place episode is the pace?
I hate it?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
What do you want to talk about, Scott?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I think I should leave and I would like you
Tube to finish up. We'll see what happens. I would
like to see how how it goes.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You want to lose your job?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
What you were about to lose your job? See? Your
levels are all wrong, bro, Matt nevis around.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
That was very loud.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Do you know what that was?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Chips, chips, chips. It doesn't, it doesn't. It doesn't show
up loud. So we're fine.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Chips.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's a cop show that Scott's obsessed from. I'm not
obsessed with it. I just I'm familiar with it from
the late seventies, early eighties.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Actually, you should scratch this and start over with.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I agree with you. You know, wh will of Fortune.
There was a contest named Eric Eestrada the other day.
I was very excited, but it was spelled differently. Oh
it wasn't e r Dad. Yeah, he was seven. Mary four.
Who are you wait? Who's did you know? Eric Strada
was on The Simple Life? Did you watch Simple Life?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
That is? And no, I didn't watch The Simple Life.
It wasn't my vibe yet. It was more of a
Laguna Beach type of girl during that phase.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Come on, No, I was not at Laguna Beach or hillstand.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Did you watch The Beach or the Laguna Beach?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I think that was the show where the girl looked
like my wife. I think because they always used to
call Amy. That girl's name Lauren. Oh maybe that was
Orange County right O S the OC? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh the O C was the was scripted?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I don't know, was it Lauren?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Laura?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
There's some girl that everyone always thought my wife looked
like from some show. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
From the Hills maybe, I'm not sure. Oh, you gave
a little Stephen vibe too.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
There was one time that we were we were in
Cancun and we were riding horses in the water, and
some girl came running up to us and went to
Amy Kelly Ripa. She thought that she was Kelly Rippa.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Am right? I was, okay, what's up in a stocky
air body? I got to tell you something. The doctor
is not going to be happy with me today. This
is because I'm at the heaviest weight that I've ever been,
I think, in my entire life, except for yes, Jesse
McCartney time. But have you seen the Jesse McCartney photos.
Talk them on yourself? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
It can you? Okay? Because I okay, let's talk about
a weight loss journey, Scotty. Since you need to start one, Oh,
New Year's New Year's Eve, that's very sea. I'm thinking
about starting all over and like cutting out everything.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I think I'm gonna do no carbs.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's easy.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yes, I don't think I want to do no carbs.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
No sugar. I can't do no sugar.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Are you doing resolution?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't think so. I usually do a fast now
at the beginning of the year every year, where I
don't even listen to secular music. That insane, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
The hell?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, no secular music. So I'm only listening to the What.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Is secular music? Is that like Jesus stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's the total opposite of Jesus stuff. Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I think he is serious. Look at me and Jesse,
Oh my god, what a hunk.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And by that I mean a chunk, like how large?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I need it? Please? How do you? I should make
this your profile picture? Wait?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Can you show it to the camera please? I will.
I will let her do whatever. No, you gotta zoom
it in.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You can't from doing Wait, how do you? I gotta
copy it?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah? That so that was That was twenty eleven ten.
I have to look. That was probably when he was
doing leaving. Said no, I think that was even earlier.
We do come back o beautiful soul pictures of George
and wheezy Jefferson. Oh that's right. I just want you
and your beautiful so.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh yeah, now cleaner. That was beautiful soul because when
he came back it was more spiky.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Maybe it's just a bad angle.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, no, baby, that's more than a bad angle. That
is a trunk. Okay, I'm just saying rude from one
chunky monkey to the next, I know what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Are you doing a New Year's resolution, Scott, No, I'm
doing no carbs for the month of January. I have decided.
I think that's it I'm doing because I got it. Yeah,
we gotta cut it down, cut it down.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Coming back to work has really I've gained like ten
to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Pounds since we gotta care cut out the carbs.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
You guys eat too much, or maybe I'm not getting
enough rest. We'll figure it out on the next episod.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's one hundred percent rest. I have never, like not
had so much sleep in my life. Yeah, I've never not.
I understand what you're saying. You don't get a lot
of sleep. Yes, if I get six hours a night,
it's a lot, and that's not enough.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
That is definitely not enough.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
No, you know, like a thirty year old male is
supposed to get like eight hours a night at least.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Who's thirty in this room?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Me? Average?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh yeah, but I'm telling you are not thirty.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
You are fifty two.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'm not fifty two. You guys are such jerks. If
I was fifty two, I could be your dad.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yes, I could. No, what are you twenty? What? I
could probably be your probably your grandpa?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Actually no, I'm twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I could be your grandpa.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Doubt it, but okay at fifty two, yeah, her grandpa,
I'm seven.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Okay, So then your kid could have had a kid.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
When they were young yeah, make it make sense at God?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah to the math? What else the math?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Can we talk about sex and the city.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
By the way, this is what happens when we just
need to get an episode done and we have nothing
planned and we just got to bank it out for
the holidays. It sucks.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, whose fault is that I was just told to
come sit in and talk. I wasn't told that, and
and I needed to come with something, and I started
a whole business. I'm starting another one. I'm in the
process of starting another one, And you guys have no
questions about that, even though you talked about me earlier.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
On Can you press that button right there? Which one up?
The color? Say the color?

Speaker 1 (23:35):
The color?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
God, we'll be back after the break, all right, we're back. Yeah,
that's great, Like that commercial. I'm going to save money
there too. Yeah, I think so. Uh huh oh, I
didn't get my easy slides. That's sad. I just lost
the drawing.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Sorry to hear about that. Yeah, for your loss.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
So you and I have a good rapport. I mean
you and I would just talk to each other back
and forth, no problem, you know, like uh, friends, diamond
comes in and it's like throwing a wrench in the mix.
She's throwing a wrench in the man? Yeah, why is that?
Because like she's like all over the place. So you're
blaming this episode on Diamond. That's right, And I've had
a great time in this episode. Okay, So I'm just
gonna be quiet. I'll be over here.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh wow, Well you know what, guys, I think it's
my turn to go unless you high, Unless you guys
have something else to ask me?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Why don't we Oh do you do ASMR? Please do it?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
You know I've heard only bad things from people from who?
Who are people? Press the button? Press that way?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Why do you keep No? This is not even fun anymore?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Who said it?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's not even fun anymore? Like, all right, you guys,
do do the show? Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I mean I asked you to leave a while ago
and you're still hair talking and I feel like you're
ruining the vibe more than anything.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, I'm gonna go. You guys, finish up the show.
Serial Killers, mood Killer, don't forget to you know, hit
the web page and serial KILLERSPC dot com. It's serial
Killer's PC. Follow us everywhere by the candles are still
some time to get a T shirt with the free
stuff and uh, that's great, guys. I'm gonna go to
the doctor have fun with the rest of this. Are
you really just leaving? Yeah? Yeah, I think it'll be

(25:07):
much better without me. Maybe it'll be bold chat with
Andrew and Diamond from now on. Oh, that'd be kind
of cool. Dramatics, No, dramatics, I can't what. I'm gonna
see myself out, guys, it's fun. I know you guys
don't like me. Oh, Diamond, you could take over. This
podcast is not going anywhere. I hate this episode. She's
ruining the vibe. I'll just see myself out. I have

(25:29):
to go pout in my ball.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I wonder why I'm ruining the vibe? Why am I
ruining the vibe? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
To go ahead.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Does it because I'm a millennial? Yeah, because I'm a
black woman.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
No, it's two millennials and a gen xer. Just don't
it's just too much. Wait, can you quiz him on
some phrases. Let's see what Scott doesn't know? Oh my god, okay,
or just in general like life, just the phrases that
Scott is what is?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Uh? Here we go, I k y k is that
it if you know, you know, shoot, really yeah, what about.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I'm up on the lingo because I have kids and
I have to know what it means. What about Finna?
Huh yeah, Finna, that's the that soda.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
What he's thinking about.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Phanto. No, I know it's Fanta. Fine, I not anyway, Okay.
So if I said, I was like, fine, finished done,
I'm finna go, what's Finna? Tell me I'm finna go
offin to go?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, tell me what it means in English, I'm fixing
to go.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, Finna is fixing kind of it doesn't make any sense.
So you know what, since I didn't know that, it
makes no sense. So it's fine. Since you didn't know that,
it makes you said Finna is fixing too.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's basically the same thing.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm gonna That's basically.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
What it means. Yeah, I'm gonna go. Now, tell me
when to go go. Let's see, I don't know these things.
It just comes out when I'm talking.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Cooper always calls me Suss always.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You are you are a sus bucket. Sus Bucket, Yeah,
you you're You're very suss.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
You are what phrazes from your time? Would you like
to throw our away rad man.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Okay, that's yeah, everybody knows that.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, that wasn't for my time. I never said rad
in my life. There's nothing I never said. I never
said any of those dumb eighties words.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh my gosh, do you know when Scotty's introduced.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
To totally tubular? What? I never said? That never said.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
You never said hella.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Never said hella. That was nineties anyway, wouldn't it? And
it was nineties?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well when was your time?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Nineties?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I never said I never said hella. That's hella? Cool?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Bro? Yeah, nope, you call people bro.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
No, that's like borders and stuff. What borders? Not the bookstore,
but the ones that go on boards. What skateboarders? Oh,
oh got it, they're going to go.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Have you ever been on a skateboard?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh my god. I would pay money to watch Scott
on a skateboard. That's an unnecessary risk. Later in life,
you'll notice that you don't want to take unnecessary risks,
unnecessary kidding when you have, when you have children and
a family, when you have people that you that rely
on you in life, you don't take unnecessary risks. And

(28:11):
I would never jump out of an airplane. I would
ever bungee jump. It's a skateboard. I went on Cooper's
penny board and I fell and hurt my ankle. I'm
not going on skateboard.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Say that you're traumatized.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'm not traumatized. I just I don't want to die
from doing roller blades. I go roller skating exactly, United
States of America with the skatosaurus. Yeah, you put your
left foot in, you put your right foot out. The
skatosaurus does that ball, the skatersaurus does the hokey pokey.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I'm so you'll go on roller skates and safe. Yes,
I'm sorry what I'm wearing a wrist guard. I can't.
I can't. I am picturing the corniest human of all time.
I love I look just like this. I usually wear
like a white T shirt because I'm sweating from whatever
I put up. I'm doing my rollers, I'm sweating balls.

(29:04):
My shirt is soaking wet. I'm like the creepy old
guy there when the twelve year olds are having a
birthday party, and here I am like weaving in and
out of these like ten year old kids, and I'm like,
it's you know, it's creepy, So do you go by yourself?
I went by myself one time. I went by myself
once and then I was like, I cannot do this.
It's great exercise. I was like, it's a good exercise,

(29:25):
it's spectacular exercise. You're kidding me. You work up such
a sweat. I'm like sweating balls just going out to me.
You're doing it because it's it's probably a temperature in here. No, No,
it's good exercise. It's good for your legs. Anyway, So
I went once. I went once by myself, and then
I was like, I can't ever do this again. I'm
that creepy guy with like the walkman headphones, like skating

(29:46):
around from the eighties, and I mean, I don't do
all the backwards things because I'll fall down. But unnecessary risk, Yeah,
so I'll go. I don't take unnecessary risk. When you
have a family, you count take unnecessary risk. I'll go
with Cooper now, and she'll use her little skate made
and you know, stay in the middle. It's like it's
like a walker. It's a walker that to her because

(30:08):
she falls down. She wants it, so at least if
she's there with me, I'm not a creepy old guy
there by myself. I can go whizzing around. Go hey, Cooper,
you know as I pass her the fact that you
just said, I go whizzing around and skate orama. It's
United Skates of America.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
To go there, it's really fun. I had a birthday
party there once. I think I was. I turned twenty two,
so then.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
The skatersaurus was there. No, yes, he was.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
It's it's like it'sday night.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's a sixteen year old kid in a sweaty dinosaur
costume that's been there since the eighties. I can skate backwards.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Really, it wasn't oh hot skates, not United States of America.
It was hot skates.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Okay, I can ski.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Do you want to go?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
You can skate backwards?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I can.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I want to see that that. Yeah, do you wear
like a little short shorts? Yeah? Satin satin short shorts. Yep, yep, Hey,
that's what you have to do.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I had everyone dress up. No, I had everyone dress
up for my birthday party that year. It was like
a seventies type of vibe, a roller skating part. You
have pictures and videos and it was a maze.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I tried to let Cooper have a roller skating party.
But she didn't want it. I was pushing her toward it,
but she didn't want it. It's like, my friends don't skate.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, they probably don't because they are gin zers. They
don't even know how to spell skate.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah. No, actually they're jen Alpha. What's that? Yeah, that's
the one that the next one, Yeah, that's below gen Z.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
What year was she born?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Twenty eleven? She's on the board.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Damn, I'm old. Yeah, Like the first time that I've
ever thought about the fact that, like, are you kids?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Wait, were you born in like A two thousand? Were
you born in a two? No? When we were.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Nineteen ninety four ninety four? What were you doing in
nineteen ninety four?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
In ninety four? Yeah, I was in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Oh,
here we go?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Were you really?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah? That's right, No, Diamond, we do not need to
hear his Iowa tales? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
How long did you stay there?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
But how long?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Eleven months? I was there from nine I was there
from May to jan Man on every podcast, you.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Weren't there from May to June.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
May to j No, that's thirteen months. No, then maybe
it was you know it was June to May, Okay.
Every single time he brings up on this podcast, and
you would think this man lived there for years. Yeah,
the way he brings up. Yeah. Down at the High
V they would do this right. So, yeah, they had
a great they had a great Chinese food bar.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Then what brought you back here? This?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Well, folks, was it worth it?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
You're still skate in Iowa? There was no skatering. Did
you skate through the cornfields? But I went to the
Monster truck Rally. That was fun. I would go to
a Monster truck rally and else to do it. Don't
you crap on my Iowa friends.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's nothing to do in Brooklyn at all. So what
are you gonna do once you've been somewhere for it
more than a week, it's nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Then, Iowa was a nice change of pace everybody. Everybody
should see other parts of the country and live there
for a little while so you can appreciate what you
have back home.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I don't want to go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, you did the up the great trip.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Oh yeah, but like, but we didn't stay in one
place for more than like, can you imagine for a week?
There's nothing to do there?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, I mean I would go hiking a lot more.
You wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I did, I'm sure wouldn't. Oh, can I tell Can
I tell you something? Remember how that one day where
you guys were like, we're going on a hike, and
I pretended as if I was asleep. No, I was up.
I saw you guys drive past my window.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
So you just didn't want to hike.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I'm telling the truth, and I'm happy I didn't go
because that was the day that you tried to leave Gandhi,
So I didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Try and leave Gandhy.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I hate fires, stop.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Covid.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Well you did it?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh wow, what do you mean you hate fire?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I don't like fire. It freaks me out.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
So if you're at a hotel and there's like a
fire pit and kids are making smores, you'll avoid.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
It, like the play and away, but like like I'll
stand back, you know. But you're like hair, let's light
her hair on fire? You want to me to light
a breid?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, why you do it. It's not gonna put wax.
Put it in the wax. This is gonna end bad.
It's gonna smell like dirty hair. Don't do it, No
burnt hair. I hate I hate burnt hair smell.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's the worst, Scottie.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I just who's listening to this anymore?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Honest? You don't even think I'm going to tell my
friends that I'm on this episode. Don't. We're horrendous about anything.
We should start over.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
We were talking about Iowa. There was a conversation to
be had, and then all of a sudden, scotty little
match try and then you were like, oh, oh, light
my hair on fire. So you two are the ones
distracting everything. Actually know what our new our new listener,
Doug sent us some suggestions what to talk about. Okay,
let's go Doug. Let's see what he said.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Pulled that out earlier when I mentioned it like twice
that we didn't have anything to.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Talk because he has to complain and this way he
can get his little two cents in of being like
I knew this podcast is a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
The thing like I'm gonna get blamed for the pack
of this episode is nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
See, but he just has like things that like saying
is that people say wrong. We've been there before that
when going through security at the airport, are you online
or in line? In line?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
In line? No, No, you're on the line.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
No, you're you know you're in the line. You're in
the line. Well, if I'm gonna just I'm gonna just
ditch that completely and out go full British and say
I'm queuing.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, that's easy, and we thank you for your time.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm queuing.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
He's a nut job.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Well you're not queuing.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Can you do your broadcaster Can you answering your broadcaster voice?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I think I can, Dimon Cooper? What what isn't it
on your Facebook?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
No, you did entirely same. Not great. Why are you
talking about my daughter? Cooper? Oh? Yes, I think that's
where the conversation was going. That's how Scott does the weather?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Hi Cooper? Oh partly cloudy?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Why do you make fun of you?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Cloudy in the city? Forty two degrees?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Which say? How do you want to do? What do
you want to do? What do you want me to do?
This is your natural voice. What you're talking now is natural.
The minute they put that microphone on for you to
record the weather, all of a sudden you become a
different person. You go from like what am I going
to do? What am I going to do? Then all
of a sudden, the mic goes in front of you.
It's gonna be a partly cloudy day today. Hi, seventy four.

(35:58):
I mean you can thank my elocution lessons for that.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
You took elocution less absolutely.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Because I used to talk like this. Do you have
any coffee?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I know you didn't.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Oh yeah, I did pull it out. I'm sorry, all right,
doctor Diamond.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
And you told me not to curse. I just want
to make that. What did I say?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Hey, kids, I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay, fine, anyway next.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
But anyway, so yeah, no, if you listened to my
really talked like that. If you listened to my high
school radio tapes, you were supposed to bring them in.
He never did, Like they're in the system.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
There turns like I will stay here until twelve o'clock
if you if you press play.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
In ninth and tenth grade, I used to talk like this,
and then I took elocution lessons, and then I spoke
like it's it's going to play out of that little speaker.
It's not gonna you won't hear it. Put the microphone
up to it.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Come on, please, he's gonna have a CONNIPTIONI then go ahead, Well, it's.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Ten fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Already, Scotty B.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I have to go to my physical to hear this.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
He does, I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I really don't.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
So guys, my name's Diamond if you don't know, I'm
on Instagram at Diamond Sincere. I'm actually the executive producer
of this podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
So you know this is gonna be the lowest rated
episode of all time.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
And if it is, then it's not my fault because
I've had a great time. Against my will. It was
Will Will Will, Well, we'll turn it down before I
pod that mic down.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
You were the one who is like, why don't you
ever put me on your show?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
But this is the thing I wanted to come on
and talk about something like what was like an actual topic.
We're just is that your it was?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Was Mike reach back there? Yeah, so I'm not sure
exactly which will not reach back there? Will just untangling,
it's entangled. Yeah, you have to go ahead microphone, yes, untangled.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Untangled to take some time. So anyway, guys, Diamond Sincere
on Instagram, which one and okay, unplugged it and Diamonds
Sincere underscore on what is that Twitter? Because someone has
my name and if you find that girl, tell her
give it up.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, you should actually get somebody to do that for you.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, but she won't respond to anything.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
She uses it so rude. My friends podcast, I got
them to give up their handle, give them fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Oh my god, I did that for an Instagram that
I never used.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Oh boy, would you pay fifty bucks for your name?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Oh hey, if there are any office spaces that need
a vending machine contract, we don't have diamonds for that.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Why was our first commercial? Our first actual commercial? So
if you guys, okay, yeah, that's that's the I think
that's an old one.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
John F. Kennedy High School.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, that's where I went. Hold on, let me see
it on the island. Let me see if this is
the talking like this one. Hold on, Good morning from
John Kennedy High School in Playing View, New York. This
has gotta be kicking off this morning with Tommy Page
and the new kids. I'll be here everything on eighty
eight point fives W P O B yeah yeah, yeah,

(39:11):
and then is timing on? I got better? Oh yeah,
let me hear. I don't know if this is it.
I don't know where they all are. No, No, that's
not let's hear that with Scotty B ten Jackson love
will never do It's too leve will never do. Now
we got to think everyone down to South Pezz and
all Bad Page listen to us every week.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
As a matter of fact, they got us on right now.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
This is Scottie B with no commercials guaranteed. Next that
was like that commercials guarantee.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well, of course there's no commercials. High school radio, you
can't have commercials. Wait, no, what's that? That was a
guy named who was his name? Jojo?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Did you pay him? No?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I used. I used to be a pain in the
ass to the radio station in New York, not Z
one hundred. It's funny. It turns out like I didn't
like Z one hundred. Growing up. There was another top
forty station in the city that I liked, and I
befriended all the DJs there, And this guy was a
producer on the night show, and he brought me in
there and made up all these jingles and stuff for me.
I can't find the I can't find the good one though.

(40:13):
Oh there's a good one. Yeah, no it does. I
really liked how you said you had a very thick accent.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I did.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I did hold on new Kids on the Block. Kids,
I'm gonna find the better one.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Oh, the view is on. You love them?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You still watch the deal?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Still watch I'm usually home by now it's not in
here anymore.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
But anyway, I by the time I was a senior,
I got much better because I had to take lessons
to get rid of the accent.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Did someone tell you that, Yes, you needed to? Yes,
that sucks because now no one cares. No, no, no,
I mean like like, yeah, nobody walked in here today
and had.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Like yeah, I mean look at Danielle. Danielle has an accent.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
They love it.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, but I mean that was radio twenty five years ago.
You know you had a like not you couldn't talk
like this because nobody would hire you. Oh my god,
you know, yeah, I can't. Like my brother still talks
like that. My brother still talk Yeah, no, he can't
because he's busy working.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
What does he do.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
He works in an office.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
That's so cool, so different where scenes he wears slacks.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
He wears jeans.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Okay, well never mind. Yeah, Well my sister and I
are very different.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, my brother and I are black and white. I mean,
I'm not black. We're both white, but I mean like
black and white. O.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
My sister and I are the same person. She's just
I think it's dear old version, and I'm like a
twenty year old version. Like she's she's way more mature.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
So you see what you're gonna be in thirty years.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
No no, no, no no. She's literally only four years
older than me, but she acts way older.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
But eventually you'll act like that. No, you act like
d from What's Happening and she acts more like what's
your name from the Jeffersons?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Jenny, Yeah, Jenny. Yeah, she's very much Okay, she doesn't play,
so if you guys stop me, she's gonna beat you
up like a big sister.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
All right, Andrew, I think we should go. We're running
out of time.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
We didn't talk about anything. I think that this should
be deleted, like make this up.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I agree, I agree one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Just a listener who doesn't listen. I think.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
We talked about nothing. We talked about about what do
we talk about?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But at least it's another one tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
At least it's a little bit engaging. Usually and people like,
oh that's good, Yeah, I get it. Yeah, this is
this is absolutely nothing here whatsoever, terrible awful.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm just gonna be.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Honest, horrendas. Please please please don't ever come back. Whatever
you do, come back. Everybody is so negative.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Hi, Dad, if you're listening, I love you.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Did your dad listen?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Hey, Henry, you're so Jekyll and Hide like you like
flip like that?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah you know what they call that? A bad bitch?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
All right, thank you so much for listening to this
episode of Bowl Chat. Merry Christmas, everybody.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
No, don't say all that. We're going to record another
one tomorrow where we actually have things to talk about
and I'll be back. Not true because we're parking, but
I'll come back.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
No, this is it, this is this is the episode.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
We can't do another one, so you're not putting this
out there.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Merry Christmas on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Will not let you use my voice in this way.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Hope Santa comes down your chimney and gives you everything
you ever wanted.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Who believes in Santa?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I do? You're Jewish? So I have the holiday spirit.
Andrew the elf is at our house too, and he
watches me. Yeah, he watches me, So I should get
ah a mention on the bench. You should get one
of those two. I was never an elf on a
shell family, we were never that way.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I just left soda and cookies.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Soda soda? Why would you leave him soda?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Because I didn't like milk, But it wasn't for you me.
It was like, why would I leave Santa something that
is not even good?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Why do you leave him? Diet doctor pepper? No.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
One year I left orange soda.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Fantais before that was? That was?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
It was a probably probably sun.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Kissed Wana funda. Don't you wanna wana?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I was a pineapple fonta girl. Oh? I like?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Id like? Did you ever have orange gina?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
My god? Yes. It used to come in the little
bulb shaped bottle glass ones.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
You remember chubs, Yes, the.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Little plastic things. Did you like the We had the
mccamp We had those in camp. And then there were
also little little plastic bottles of sundew was the name
of them. I like that.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I don't know what sun do is?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Were you well their backs or whatever?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Do you remember remix?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah? I did. You're so You're so young though you're
so young, but very fine fruit punch and apple juice.
The little glass bottles they had little styrofoam labels that
you could rip off made. Oh my god, yes it made.
Used to do a tropical fruit punch. Yes, and it
came in the blue bag with the straw that would

(44:44):
pop through. Oh man, those are good. That's sugar, the
sugar content and that was insane.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Remember uh, the orange like orange juice from High Sy Yeah, McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Then yes, no, it's back. It left and then came back.
When we were kids, they McDonald's always used to donate
a big igloo cooler dispenser full of the orange drink,
like at school events. It would always be there.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Remember the birthday parties. I treated about that the other day.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
What birthday parties? Yeah, and McDonald Yes, McDonald land.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
That was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
No no, no, no, no, the meat. I can't at
our McDonald's. They had a big talking tree in the
middle in the eighties. What it was it was because
it was actually McDonald land. They had the tree and
they had the little fry guy seats that you would
sit around the tree.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I don't get it. That seems like it would have
been so much.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Because I'm sure it was dangerous. Fao schwartz in or
Schwartz whatever it was in our mall used to have
a tree in it and it would talk to you.
It was the most terrifying talking tree in the world.
And then they had a giant Grimace that would come
he coude the big purple guy. Yeah. I loved parties
a McDonald. They used to be now that there's nothing
going on there. King had them too, really Yeah. Burger

(45:52):
King near our house used to have one with Creepy
Burger King. That guy was creepy. Remember Creepy Burger King. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
What about the Ferris wheel and toys r.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Us that's gone? Yeah, I never did that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
That was so cool in the Barbie store that turned into.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
A that turned into a gap in an old navy
which has now since closed as well. That corner there
on times Borders or no more. Okay, you just sounded
like Grimace.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
No, I sounded like Jim Kramer on MSNBC Mad Money.
Yeah on a CNBC.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yes, I love Wait, So did you have birthday parties
at McDonald No?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I went to you only attended.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah I didn't. I was more of a roller skating party.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, me too. And then Eddie Murphy would come on
party all the time.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
All the time, all the time. Yeah, it was uh
remember ben Zino? Do you remember Benzino had a song
You guys are so young checking blue belawsuit.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I don't think I ever had a roller skating party.
You've never had, Never had roller skating. I had bowling.
Oh yeah, I had bowling. I had bowling, and we
had bowling parties into our our thirties. Also, like when
Amy's three birthday party, I think was at the bowling alley.
I love bowling. It's fun.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I like karaoke. Oh I h a karaoke birthday thing
when I turned twenty one and I was d rucking.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Worst birthday party ever I think was my fifth birthday party.
It's going to get depressing. This is going to get depressing.
Happened it could have been fourth. Someone either died, someone
had an larch gray act, invited a whole bunch of kids,
they were all supposed to come. And you look at
the picture and it's just my mom and my brother
and me and my neighbor from next door and a
wharping record on the record player. That's all that's going on.

(47:31):
And one sad looking big long penis balloon hanging from
the thing. That's all it was. Nobody showed up. It
was like I was so upset. Oh, I had a
party at the ground Round. That was fun. You probably
don't know what that is. The ground Round was a
restaurant in like the seventies and eighties, New York, New Jersey.
They all had them. I think there were you born
shut up. So it was one of those places track

(47:54):
you know, everything was on stone. You couldn't go there
because they had the big things of peanuts and you
wouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Able to go in therebbit couldn't habit.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah, it was ground Round was fun. They always had
characters that dressed up and you just threw peanut shells
all over the floor. It was good times.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
You know a place that I've never been, or I
hadn't been until recently. Chucky Cheese. I didn't go.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Oh yeah, I'm not sure how much longer it's going
to be until I go in that ballpit again. Yeah,
you're gonna get in it.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Oh, baby girl has to go. I gotta bye parking,
Baby parked.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
It me too. All right, Thank you so much for
listening to this exciting episode of ball Chat. How many
minutes was it pressed the idle? This? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh my arm hair?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Why do you keep lit candles? Because by the board right?
Forty eight minutes. Yeah, we gotta go. Holy moly, thank
you for listening to ball Chat. We'll see you on
Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Yes, Merry Christmas,
have a safe and happy holiday. Ooh what on Monday? Yeah?
What are we taking off? No? The Spoonies. Wow, the

(48:56):
second annual Spoonies. It's not Live from the Red but
Scott and Andrew will be talking to the serial stars.
You cannot say that it's annual because we didn't have
one last year, because second one. It doesn't matter though
annual says means every year it got canceled because of COVID.
It'summer fault. So it's the second one, that's all. It's
the second annual. It's not annual. It's the second annual. Spoony.

(49:18):
Celebrity guests will be stopping by category, none of that.
It's gonna be so exciting. The nominees are out now,
make sure you go and check it out. Go to
Serial killerspc dot com submit your favorite for the Listener's
Choice Award. What are you talking about? It'll be recorded
by that you're such a scammer. They can't submit anything.
Yeah yeah they can, okay because the episode airs Monday. Okay,

(49:39):
but they're gonna be doing tabulations in the background. Oh
I see, I see. Hello. All right, we gotta go.
Thank you for listening to bull Chat. See you for
all new Serial Killers with the Spoonies on Monday. Than
another bulcher. We'll just keep going. We're gonna record and
give you what you want. We should do more bonus episodes.
People like that. Okay, just no Diamond, all right, I
like Diamond. Okay, I know you are annoyed, but you

(50:00):
know when are you not annoyed? And click? What was
that at the end you stuck your tongue out that
I really really really have to go. All right, press
the end button. Hey bye. So you