May 31, 2023 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And we're recording, are we Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
How you doing, Pal?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm great? How are you, Scott?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm good. Welcome to Bowl Chat.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, this is the sister podcast too, Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And it's Wednesday, May.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
First, that's right, the last day of May, last day
of May. Can we first of all just apologize for
not being here last week. Yes, it's a lot, guys,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A lot happening.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We had a whole broadcast on the big show that
we both worked for, on a whole ship listening. I
had five days to hold plan that thing.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That was interesting. We just need to sync up our schedules,
that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
There would have been no way to sync up with
mine because I literally was in meetings from like ten
until five every year.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
See, when we have time, we should just bang out
a bunch, and I'm sure people would rather have something
and not that current than nothing.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
If anything, we should have done what I said, which
was oh here we go, said hey guys, yeah, but
then you didn't, Well it was going to be for Monday.
You're missing one episode. Originally we weren't going to be
on this week either.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You know something we've never missed a Serial Killers Monday
was the first Serial Killers we've ever missed, even if
it was on Christmas Day, we did it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well. Let it be known that if we just are
more transparent, like I said a week in advance and
just said, hey, our schedules are crazy this week, which
means that you're probably not going to get one, which
but next week, get ready for the fun. It would
take a lot of pressure off of you, take a
lot of pressure off of me. Everyone would understand, and we're.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Good by the way, you know, just in case. So
on Monday, coming Monday, it'll be Serial Killers with Scotty
B and Danielle because I just wanted to make sure
that we had something, so I recorded it while you
weren't here. I had to at my desk. But it's fine, No, listen,
I'm not going to get into the semantics of scheduling,
but scheduling, yeah, but because you weren't able to start
(01:52):
till right now, so I banged one out.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, I'm fine with it, and then you do.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You that way, we have one just in case, you know,
I want to do one with you. Sure, it's a
shame that you miss Kitcat Cereal, but you know.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You just have one now.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, no, no, you'll have to wait till it airs.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, I want it. I didn't do the episode, so
and I want that coconut granola one.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, no, no, you'll have to wait till it airs
because you give it away if you have it now,
because this is before that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Just let me see.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm sorry you've seen it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
No, I want to see the boss.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You can go to the website.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't want it. I want to see it now.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, I'm sorry, it's out. So how is your weekend? Buddy?
Very busy? Did you relax a little bit from your busy,
busy week before?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Nice. I wish I got more sleep, but we're luckily
we too. We're on a vacation in a couple of weeks.
Who's wait, what pity party? Scott here here reporting for duty?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I can't wait to sleep on our vacation, my vacation.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh you might have to leave, let's see. No, No,
it's no one important, no one important? All right, all good.
I actually think I'm going to take a couple of
those days off you're talking about that, you're talking about
the July week. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take off the fifth, sixth,
and seventh. I love that that way. I can, you know,
go to some boom booms on July fourth and then
stay out late some boom booms, yeah you know fireworks
(03:14):
call them boom. I couldn't think of the word for
a second.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, well that's something.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And plus I still have some explosives in my garage
from south of the border.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How come you get invited to all these things? And meanwhile,
I make sure that these idiots are taken care of?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
One? Two? Nobody includes me on these emails, but yet
I have to be the one to make sure that
they get their air checks happy. I can help you. Sorry,
I don't get invited to things.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean you can go to them and say, hey,
would it be all right if I went?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm happily going through after this.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I can't go to either one of those. So you
can have my spots send.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
A note and say, hey, for future invites, please include
me idiots.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's fine, do that they should?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I don't think people actually realize how much you do.
We like to bitch and moan, I know, but you
do a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Just don't let the podcast offer that's all I ask. Right,
not too all right, it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
My fault that they planned a broadcast in five days.
Did it get done? Absolutely? Was it fantastic?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Absolutely? But yeah, okay, it was a lot. Calm yourself,
I'm calm. I can feel your blood pressure from here.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well, it's also very hot in the studio.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Drop it down a degree or two. I put it
up because my nipples were hard earlier. It was really chilly.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You something. I've never had this issue before in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Sorry, what do you think it was? No, they're they're cherries.
I'm sorry for you. Never had this problem in my life.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
My nipples have all of a sudden been getting like
gross and it's scratching on my shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, and it gets irritated.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yes, and they're so sensitive and I hate it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Uh huh. You put band aids on them.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm not putting bandies on my nipples.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You asked me. They can't see.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, but that's so stupid. I'm not gonna walk out
with girls.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
We are those pasties, they're they're they're chicken cutlets, oh yeah,
or the cutlets.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, imagine, I'm just gonna start wearing cutlets. That would
actually be interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It hurts so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So it's cherry season.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
My favorite fruit is cherries. You know that hate cherries,
hate them, hate them where they make your throat clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Uh, it's a mix of the two. I just don't
find cherries to be that appealing.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
H I could eat gallons.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Of them and no one else I've realized.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I know they'll come in gallons. I could eat dozens
of them.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Raspberries, raspberries, whatever, the ones with all the little seeds
on them. Every time you give me them and I'm like,
oh my god, Yeah, I always, without fail get on
one of the little ones stuck in the back and
it takes a solid day for it to get dislodged.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Wait till you wear dentures. Then it's fun.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Are you wearing dentures?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, But one day you'll be there and you'll see
I'm gonna give you blackberries and you're gonna have a problem.
But then they'll be not only will they be stuck,
but they'll be stained as all hell.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You'll be walking around a big blue teeth.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
By then you won't need to get dentures because they'll
figure out to make your teeth grow background.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh really, yeah, really, but they're not going to implant
phone chips in your head so you can just go hello.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But but teeth will come back. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I understand, like bones in your body will regenerate, but
they can't figure out a chip to go in your head.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I see you and this chip.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I really hope it happens for you, because I know
this is something that you are excited about till one day.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They can't hear it because it didn't go through the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We'll plug it in.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, it's fine, the moment's gone.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, you and this phone chip in the head. Why
would you even want that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Call?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Andrew rings in my head? Hey man walking around? Don't
have that stupid air pods in? Why your whole world's
already being watched anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's not even the watching part.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Everybody knows where you are at all times.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I know. I'm fine with that part. I understand that part.
It's more of the like, you will never be quiet.
Your mind will always have something in it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
No, you can shut up, blink to and its silence
is it. Yeah, it's all gonna be intertwined into your
your my sounds on my sounds, and then you have
to go to the Apple store to get your eyes fixed.
It's gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I can get like a display in your eyes.
No that I don't want, like a contact lens, Like
didn't they try that with something Google glass?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And then also in cars they had like a display
on the windshield or something which kind of reminded me
of that, which is very well unsafe BMW.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
A lot of cars now have like a little speedometer
that comes up on your dashboard.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I feel like it's unsafe if it's anything project project
projected onto the windshield.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I completely agree, right, because when it's the speed one,
I keep like looking down at its and like, how
is that working? How is this hologram working? But yeah, okay,
it's stupid and I don't like that feature and I
turn it off.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
So back to Memorial Day weekend? Oh okay, sure, all right? Well,
I mean we we didn't really delve into it at all.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
True, I mean did you go to the goat farm?
I mean, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
No? Actually, I think this weekend we're going to the
go form. We should bring swear.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
No, it's going to be next weekend, probably the following one. Oh, Okay, yeah,
I can't go this weekend. Okay, I was actually in
touch with our friend Nick and so possibly next weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sawyer was swimming this past weekend. He loves it. He
loves it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Luna likes the water too.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
The problem is there was another Australian shepherd there, and
when there's two Australian shepherds, they go bananas. He wasn't
so much like wanting to hang out with the dog.
But please chase me. I'm begging you, Bark, brock, bark,
please please chase me, and just running around on the bricks,
which kind of irritates his paws. Swimming's great, but when
he just runs around on the bricks, his paws get
all jankity, you know. But he slept like a rock
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last night, well you know that night, after that night,
after that night, yeah, you know what I mean, Yeah,
for sure. And Cooper had her twelve birthday party in
the backyard. So a backyard full of twenty five twelve
year old girls. You could imagine.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Actually, everything everything was relatively smooth. No oh no, no.
There was a tie dye table and the gloves that
they provide with the tie dye kids. Literally you put
your finger in and your finger goes through it. So
everybody's fingers were a multitude of colors. And thankfully I
did not get any calls from many parents just yet
with stained finger kids. But uh, it was interesting. And
(09:22):
then you know what they were, these three kids. They
kept trampling my geraniums, and I that's all I could
be looking. That's all I was looking at. Is I
purposely put the table up to the garden so everyone
would stand in front of the table. But there were
three girls that kept standing behind the table, and I
was like, and I would like, look down at their
feet and then look at the flowers, and look at them.
Look down at the feet, look at the flowers, look
(09:44):
at them. And they were like what, I'm like, you're
stepping on the flowers. Oh sorry, And then they would
come around. But then they did it again. Anyway, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Who raised them to step on flowers?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Adam?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Maybe they didn't realize, I don't know, you don't walk
in gardens, absolutely not, right when the patio was right there.
I did feel bad though, because at one point of
the night, no no, no no, I was walking toward the
garbage cans around the side of the house and I
noticed a footprint with poop on it on the bricks,
and I was like, oh my god, Sawyer must have
(10:18):
gotten out and pooped in the lawn because I had
that lawn completely clear. And what the kids did is
we had one of those little tikes the car slides
they go down the thing, the big one, you know.
I mean, my kids don't really use it anymore because
they're kind of little to kind of big four it
at this point, but these girls found the need to
pull it out and use it, and one of them
(10:39):
like rolled right through the pile and it made tracks everywhere.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Then someone stepped in it, and it was everywhere. It was.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It was a nightmare of epic proportions. Yeah, but you
know I cleaned it the best I could and somebody
went home with a shoe full of poop.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, yeah, still cleaning up from this party, Still cutting
balloons out of trees and pop those balloons.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
We're getting a new delivery tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'll tell you something. I took four of those balloons home.
These are the Danielle Her birthday was what end of March, Yes, right,
these balloons are still in the air and when I
finally did pop one of them. Those are some kind
of like weird monster h something. But it's not because
they're not balloons. They're almost like they're plastic ball It's
almost Okay, imagine this, sorry, imagine a slightly a slightly
(11:27):
thinner clear beach ball that you fill with helium. That
is what that is.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So we have a balloon at my mom and dad's
house that we have had dona for the past two years.
And I kid you not the past two years. She
got it for her birthday. You would think that it's
like brand new. I have no idea how this thing
is still inflated.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Is it my lar?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't know. It's so strange, and we keep it
and we bring it up for birthdays now because it's
not dying.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It is.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm so confused because the late text balloons will give
you anywhere from five to twelve hours, depending on what
size they are. The mylar, you know, the metallic mylar balloons,
you'll get a day or two or sometimes three out
of it, depending a lot of the places. Though there
was a there was a helium shortage for a minute.
I think there still is because that's not a renewable resource.
Once helium is out, it's out, So they better find
something else to get your balloon, uh for zeppelins?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And and.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
What do you know there's only six hot air balloons
in the entire world.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You mean blimps. Yeah, because there's a lot more HOTE.
But you've ever been to a festival? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
God, I love that that's your go to I haven't
been to a festival.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But I also.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I also think I might disagree with the six. Look
it up, because we'll look it up right after this
one day we'll get the sound. The reason I I
disagree with you and you said in the world because
I know for a fact there's a couple of Goodyear blimps,
and there's there's no doubt that there are some.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There are twenty five blimps less than existence as of
twenty twenty two, and only half of them are in.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Use, okay, and most of them are Goodyear. But there
are other companies that will lease hot air balloons and
just put their name on it. Like years and years ago,
Greg and I went in the Empire Blue Cross Blue
Shield blimp. You did, yes, And there was a Fujifilm
blimp for a while as well.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Was it so cool? What was it like? It was?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I have video of the whole thing. It was really interesting.
Was it was definitely pre two thousand and one because
World Trade Center is in the video.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They took us.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
We took off out of a field like no, we
took off out of Brooklyn where the Brooklyn Navy Yard
where they do the police training. Over there, there's something
over there. I forget what it's called. It's called something,
but that's where all the police do their training. And
we took off from Brooklyn and we went all around Manhattan.
It was insane and even you know, I saw we
went all as far out as Long Island because I
remember seeing where my house was, so that was super
(13:57):
super cool.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Do blimps move fast?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
No, they're very Sloweh, oh, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It is.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But there's a couple of seats. It's like it's like
an airplane almost. There was like, I don't know, maybe
twelve seats. We took a bunch of listeners with us.
It was a it was a good time.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That is so freaking cool, and I would love to
go inside of one one day.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
There's no doubt that I've definitely have gotten to experience
many many once in a lifetime things here that I
would never have done. I like, I would probably never
go on a hot air balloon.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I did.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
We crash landed and it was it was like okay,
brace and I was like what And then the thing
went over. We had to like run out of it
as it was moving. It was the weirdest thing to wyoming.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And literally the minute I could get out, I jumped
out of the basket like yeah, feet above the ground
and I was like gotta go.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I feel like there's really no safe landing for a
hot air balloon.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's not I don't. I don't get it. Like I
did it. I'm happy I did it, but it was
for me scarier than the jumping out of the airplane.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Was also jumping out.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Of an airplane, I at least was like okay, also
a parachute and someone attached me hot.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Air balloons they run on fire. That's like frightening. Whoa
and who are.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You trusting some guy in the basket who's like you're.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, our guy was Our guy was wearing overalls like
I don't. I don't know about this dude. But back
to blim yes blimps did you, Yes, has.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
A dock for blimps, because I really thought that that
was going to be a hot motor.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
They don't anymore, but that's before the antenna was there.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Dillingers. What's it's actually called?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
They're called They're not called blimps, they're called Dillingers Daganders. No,
just right, what is a blimp actually called? What is
a blimp's real name?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's a dirigible digible dirigible digible dirigibles.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, I think that's the closest to the Oh yeah,
dirigible dirigible. Yeah, wow, yeah, that's what they're called. Because
you know, Zeppelin was the one that blew up oh
the Humanity in New Jersey, the Hindenburg. Yeah that was
a Zeppelin, Yes, right.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
What's it ever? They're both the same.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I think one is like really really flammable gas like
that one was, and the blimp I think isn't.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well I remember that was all the Humanity, right, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
We had a book for some reason on it, and
I remember reading that as a kid and being like.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh wow, this is real bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Do I feel like maybe it's one of those incidents
that's not necessarily as a kid, You're like, oh my god,
this is going to be terrifying.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
What are you doing. I'm just adjusting my shirt. It's
a large man. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Well, anyway back to what I was saying, Yeah, I
really thought blim transportation was in safety, was going to
be something that I would have to know about. Turned
out not well.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You know, I'm sure when a blimp first came out,
they were like, wow, man, this is great.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We'll get there in no time, you know, no time
being like twenty seven days. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Like early early modes of transportation are so interesting to
me because you know, when they came out, they were like, yes,
we don't have to walk anymore, but you know, I
don't have to take the mule going on some like ship,
you know, across the ocean.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, it's insane, did you know, George Washington? Yeah, this
is just a show full of facts today.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
But George Washington, they might not all be true.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
They leave the United States once with his brother and
they went to Barbados.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Hit a brother. Yeah, what was his name, Chuck? George
Washington's brother was Martha with them? Maybe was he married yet?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I don't know. George Washington's personal life. George Washington went
to Barbados.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Do you think when he had sex he kept the
wig on? Oh lord, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, he sailed with his half brother, Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Lawrence half brother. I wonder if that was scandalous.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
For sure, Yep, for sure.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Back then everything was scandalous. Sure there was a social media.
They did where the hell they wanted, and they never
got caught.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So true, if anything, it would be found out in
the paper.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
No pictures, not what seventeen months later Ben Ben Franklin
is printing.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Imagine you see someone cheating.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Let me just keep trying to quote those.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Courtroom sketches shows them affair. The courtroom sketch artists are
amazing to me. Some of them are so good and
some of them just like make everyone look like a clown. Yes,
they just had those pastels.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I find it to be funny that that's still like
a career in today's dating age.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's only because some judges will not allow cameras at
a courtroom, and they have.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
But still, why do you need that?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's so true?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You can't just say, you know, mister Johnson approached the bench.
You could just you could just use descriptive words.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's literally like taking full record. So why do you
need someone who's doing like a wedding? You know, weddings
they have the one person sometimes who will do like
a live painting. Never seen that, No, So that's like
a thing now weddings where as the wedding is going on,
the painter will sit there and paint your wedding and
then you'll get like a thing at the end.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Kind of like you know, a caricature at the kind
of Disney does look.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Like it's always so insulting because it's like your cheeks
will be up to here. Yeah, your nose is like
terrifyingly large.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
The ones on display are always so good, and the
person drawing them did not make those, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Also, like how do you get into that style of art?
Like do you go to school for that type of art?
Is this like something that you studied?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I know, but there are some of them that are
very talented, very talented. And I just remember as a kid,
if you wanted it in color, it was like five dollars.
More so, hours were always black and white.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think I still have mine in my parents' house.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's somewhere I have a disney World once somewhere from
thirty plus years ago, thirty forty.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
They don't for sure now really.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
If anything, maybe on the boardwalk, which is like a hotel.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Like in Disney Springs.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, maybe something there. I just feel like in Magic Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No more old schooly stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
They do. They have the piano person hm. But for
the most part, it's kind of like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
By the way, I watched I'm sorry, I watched a
remarkable documentary on on Aunt Jemimah's Kitchen. Did you know
that it originated in Disneyland, Way, Yes, that's where the
first one was, and then they franchised across the country,
and then they changed the name, and then you know,
of course, fifty years later she's.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Gone Pearl Mill Company, Pearl Milling, Pearl River Milling Company.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, pancakes, right, No waffles, only waffle House waffles. I
don't need any others much. I don't need any other waffles.
It's weird, like I don't I don't go open a
box of eggo and just start eating one. I only
like waffle House waffles. If I'm gonna cheat and have
a waffle, it's waffle house.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I love a good Eggo waffle, really a little bit
of butter.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Home style buttermilk.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, okay style delicious, chef's kiss.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Just butter. Did you say syrup? I didn't hear you.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I could seyrup real maple. Or you're going for a
you know, a log cabin.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, I get the real one.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, in the little uh in the Canadian leaf shape.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That always overflows and then you have like sticky ass,
just disgusting. You can never close the cap again because
there's that much crap.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
No, and then you can run on a hot water
and that makes it even more gross. Oh sure, if
you just run it under hot water for a second,
it'll open up and it'll dego like the boiling water
on the sink. You have one of you have an
Insta hot Uh? No, you don't, dude, It'll change your
life instat changes lives. I do not have Insta Hot
changes lives.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I did just get a water.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Filter though, and maybe I'll cut this out and send
it to them.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But hydro viv just kind of water filter. Yeah, for
what where did you put it?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So? I was always buying Britta and I had a
huge tank of water next to my sink and I
would use it all the time. But the problem is
that this water thing that I would constantly refill because
the light comes into my apartment in a certain way,
and sometimes there would just be water left sitting out.
It would create mold at the bottom of it, like yeah, green,
(22:12):
almost like a fish tank. And then you'd realize like.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't really think it couldn't really filter that out either.
I don't think no. So then I was.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Like, I'm done with this britted things. This is stupid.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What am I doing?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So I bought a hydration filter from hydro Viv that
goes under your sink. You plug it in, and now
all of my tap water is filtered. So I could
just turn my sink on it and it's filtered.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Bull Chat brought to you by Hydroviv. Please please, please please.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I know you guys have money because you've been spending
it on Instagram ads and that's how you got me
to buy the damn product. So just sponsor this podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
When I take my old man pills at night, tap water.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Do you know that my water district constantly wins awards
for like the best tasting water in New York State?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
So Jersey city apparently as decent, right, but I don't
believe it. People don't trust it. I don't trust it.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Why.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I just don't cares that extra feeling obscurity.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Here's the one reason I don't trust it, even though
they say how great it is, and I do drink
it every I don't know, week and a half or so,
there's a pink ring around the toilet where the water sits.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Wait, yeah, what is that.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't know it's from. It's pink goo from the water,
and in Sawyer's water dish if I don't change his water,
like at least every other day, there's there's pink film
on the bottom. So that means the water can't be
that great, right. What was a pink slime story from
years ago? Remember the meat there was with the beef,
It was pink slime, do you remember that? And all
(23:36):
the news stations would show video of like ground beef
coming out of the thing, but it was pink slime.
I don't remember what that was all about. I think
it was like mixed in with the meat or something
like that. But anyway, yes again, something else. That's all right,
(24:00):
and we're back so blowing up the balloons at the party.
That was a spectacle.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
You know, get them preme fleeated.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I didn't for a multitude of reasons.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It always takes up so much space in your car,
and then that's unsafe to drive. I feel like that
should be talked about more. Is how unsafe it is
to drive with balloons in the car. And I'm not
even joking. It's extremely unsafe. There is no safe way
to drive.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Home unless you have some kind of netting because not
just the ones that would be you, but it was
very hot this weekend, so there's no way. First of all,
the heat ruins latex balloons, they don't they don't like
the heat very well much. But so I bought one
of the tanks at party City, and I bought three
(24:45):
or four bags of balloons.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I got something else to say about party City. Okay,
get me back up real quick. Sure every time I've
gone to a party city, Yeah, as a fleet, they
have a balloons coming soon, which is weird. Why you
telling me like a release schedule. They should just be
there right, Like, don't tell me sinko de myo balloons
are coming soon.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's weird, right, I guess this is when do they
tell you that like April tenth.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, don't. Why do you have coming soon ads for balloons?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
It's weird to get you hyped up for the holiday.
I don't need Christmas balloons coming November twelfth.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's weird then when they inflate the balloons and you
get to pick them out from your menu. The last
two times they've went, they've been like, oh, yeah, we
don't have that. Would you take this as a replacement?
And it's like if I'm going for a boy's birthday
party and you whip out a baby boy's balloon.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, this is not a good replacement.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
I'll tell you what the party city near me does
now instead of saying, oh, I'll have number six, number eight,
Now like a greeting card rack, they have aisles of
racks like that with the balloons in packages in them,
so you just grab them from there and if they
don't have them, they don't.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Have them, honestly, But that's a way better idea. It is.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I've never seen it like that before, and I like it. Also,
a city smell the same they do, just like toys
r us as used to.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yes, if you walk into a store that used to
be a toys r Us still smells like Toys r Us.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Can't get it out?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Where know where we should go? Where the toys r
USTs in the American Dream all still smell?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is there? No?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I don't think it is because it's a new Toys
r Us. It's different. I've still never been to American Dream.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I need to do that.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yes, we should go one day. You have to go
out on an off time, though, we'll be fine. Not
a holiday. You can't go on a holiday. We'll be
fine whenever we go. Okay, Oh I see wink.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh sorry, do you.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Want to go on the indoor snowboarding things?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah? I want to bring my kids though they want
to go there so bad.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I actually can't wait to do that this summer because
I feel like I kept going when it was cold,
so it was just kind of like, oh, I guess
I'm just going to an indoor ski slop. I can't
wait for this summer when I can go and it's
like freezing cold in there and then it's like hot outside.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah. I want to try to take them like over
the summers one day when they have a day of nothing.
That'd be cool and I'm not going to waste my
time in an escape room. There. They got amusement parks
and stuff. I am a fan of the escape room.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I've just done escapers.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, it wasn't. I don't.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I love it's gotta find the way out, the key,
the whole thing clues. He tells you you're not good
at it because you just panic the whole No, I'm
not panic.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I can totally see you panicking.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
No, I just I don't. I don't. I didn't. Maybe
the one I went to I just didn't understand. It
was just dumb. There was like an artsy one. I
didn't like it. I don't know. Puzzle break, I don't.
I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
There's they have the escape games, which truly have the
best escape rooms I have ever been in. They have
one in the city actually a block away from here,
and they have one an American Dream, and it is
the best escape rooms the theming aplus because sometimes if
you go to some of the like jankitier ones, you're
kind of like, oh, does this pen mean something, and
it's like, sir, please put the pen down.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
We accidentally left that, Like the one that they built
in an old steel storage container out in the back
of the one in.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Jersey City is so jankiny. They have one where it's
literally just a room full of like Amazon puzzle boxes
and they're like, solve as many as you can in
sixty minutes. Good luck.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sometimes Jankeitty is fun. It is, but then.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Sometimes if you're paying for it and you're paying twenty
five bucks to literally do Amazon puzzle boxes.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Like give me my money back. I'll give you that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
One of them has his south Park Escape room.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
That's probably cool.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, they say it's the hardest one in the whole place.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Do they ever change it up?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Uh? It's it was licensed by south Park, so you
could go there and I really want to do it.
And his cartman on that outside of the door.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I've seen it very exciting, So I guess that's it. Okay, Sure,
I only say that because you know, I kinda kind
of had to go.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's fine, and you know you were just slightly late
coming in, so alright, well we don't need to get
into the semantics of scheduling, as someone said earlier.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, so anyway, glad that we were here for you today.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yes, and I'll upload this video as soon as possible. Oh,
here we go, already be up. Yeah, probably not. Those
are my favorite comments.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Where's the video, Andrew Pug Now that I'm not on Twitter,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, no, but it's on other things too. Yeah, but
you know I don't see it.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Oh oh, I see, because you're too busy to look
at our listener comments. No problem, Thank you for listening
to bull Chad. This is the sister podcast is serial Killer.
That's the podcast where we eat cereal. And we'll have
a brand new on of those one episode in four years,
maybe two, but I think just one. Yeh, I can
go back and look. Newman probably knows Newman. How many
episodes do we miss?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh? Just that one? Very good. I heard him say
that he listens, he's he's in the headphones.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
All right, all right, well, thank you all so much
for listening. We'll see you on Monday. Well you'll see
Scotty on Monday with Danielle.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yes, daniellell new Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm going to try some of this Kickcat zero once
the show's over.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Alrighty say clink and you know this is a clink.
Learn about our podcast, all right, clink God today, No,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Bye,
And we're recording, are we Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
How you doing, Pal?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm great? How are you, Scott?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm good. Welcome to Bowl Chat.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, this is the sister podcast too, Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And it's Wednesday, May.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
First, that's right, the last day of May, last day
of May. Can we first of all just apologize for
not being here last week. Yes, it's a lot, guys,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A lot happening.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We had a whole broadcast on the big show that
we both worked for, on a whole ship listening. I
had five days to hold plan that thing.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That was interesting. We just need to sync up our schedules,
that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
There would have been no way to sync up with
mine because I literally was in meetings from like ten
until five every year.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
See, when we have time, we should just bang out
a bunch, and I'm sure people would rather have something
and not that current than nothing.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
If anything, we should have done what I said, which
was oh here we go, said hey guys, yeah, but
then you didn't, Well it was going to be for Monday.
You're missing one episode. Originally we weren't going to be
on this week either.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You know something we've never missed a Serial Killers Monday
was the first Serial Killers we've ever missed, even if
it was on Christmas Day, we did it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well. Let it be known that if we just are
more transparent, like I said a week in advance and
just said, hey, our schedules are crazy this week, which
means that you're probably not going to get one, which
but next week, get ready for the fun. It would
take a lot of pressure off of you, take a
lot of pressure off of me. Everyone would understand, and we're.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Good by the way, you know, just in case. So
on Monday, coming Monday, it'll be Serial Killers with Scotty
B and Danielle because I just wanted to make sure
that we had something, so I recorded it while you
weren't here. I had to at my desk. But it's fine, No, listen,
I'm not going to get into the semantics of scheduling,
but scheduling, yeah, but because you weren't able to start
(01:52):
till right now, so I banged one out.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, I'm fine with it, and then you do.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You that way, we have one just in case, you know,
I want to do one with you. Sure, it's a
shame that you miss Kitcat Cereal, but you know.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You just have one now.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, no, no, you'll have to wait till it airs.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, I want it. I didn't do the episode, so
and I want that coconut granola one.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, no, no, you'll have to wait till it airs
because you give it away if you have it now,
because this is before that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Just let me see.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm sorry you've seen it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
No, I want to see the boss.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You can go to the website.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't want it. I want to see it now.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, I'm sorry, it's out. So how is your weekend? Buddy?
Very busy? Did you relax a little bit from your busy,
busy week before?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Nice. I wish I got more sleep, but we're luckily
we too. We're on a vacation in a couple of weeks.
Who's wait, what pity party? Scott here here reporting for duty?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I can't wait to sleep on our vacation, my vacation.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh you might have to leave, let's see. No, No,
it's no one important, no one important? All right, all good.
I actually think I'm going to take a couple of
those days off you're talking about that, you're talking about
the July week. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take off the fifth, sixth,
and seventh. I love that that way. I can, you know,
go to some boom booms on July fourth and then
stay out late some boom booms, yeah you know fireworks
(03:14):
call them boom. I couldn't think of the word for
a second.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, well that's something.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And plus I still have some explosives in my garage
from south of the border.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How come you get invited to all these things? And meanwhile,
I make sure that these idiots are taken care of?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
One? Two? Nobody includes me on these emails, but yet
I have to be the one to make sure that
they get their air checks happy. I can help you. Sorry,
I don't get invited to things.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean you can go to them and say, hey,
would it be all right if I went?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm happily going through after this.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I can't go to either one of those. So you
can have my spots send.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
A note and say, hey, for future invites, please include
me idiots.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's fine, do that they should?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I don't think people actually realize how much you do.
We like to bitch and moan, I know, but you
do a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Just don't let the podcast offer that's all I ask. Right,
not too all right, it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
My fault that they planned a broadcast in five days.
Did it get done? Absolutely? Was it fantastic?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Absolutely? But yeah, okay, it was a lot. Calm yourself,
I'm calm. I can feel your blood pressure from here.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well, it's also very hot in the studio.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Drop it down a degree or two. I put it
up because my nipples were hard earlier. It was really chilly.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You something. I've never had this issue before in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Sorry, what do you think it was? No, they're they're cherries.
I'm sorry for you. Never had this problem in my life.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
My nipples have all of a sudden been getting like
gross and it's scratching on my shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, and it gets irritated.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yes, and they're so sensitive and I hate it.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Uh huh. You put band aids on them.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm not putting bandies on my nipples.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You asked me. They can't see.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, but that's so stupid. I'm not gonna walk out
with girls.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
We are those pasties, they're they're they're chicken cutlets, oh yeah,
or the cutlets.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, imagine, I'm just gonna start wearing cutlets. That would
actually be interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It hurts so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So it's cherry season.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
My favorite fruit is cherries. You know that hate cherries,
hate them, hate them where they make your throat clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Uh, it's a mix of the two. I just don't
find cherries to be that appealing.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
H I could eat gallons.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Of them and no one else I've realized.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I know they'll come in gallons. I could eat dozens
of them.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Raspberries, raspberries, whatever, the ones with all the little seeds
on them. Every time you give me them and I'm like,
oh my god, Yeah, I always, without fail get on
one of the little ones stuck in the back and
it takes a solid day for it to get dislodged.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Wait till you wear dentures. Then it's fun.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Are you wearing dentures?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, But one day you'll be there and you'll see
I'm gonna give you blackberries and you're gonna have a problem.
But then they'll be not only will they be stuck,
but they'll be stained as all hell.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You'll be walking around a big blue teeth.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
By then you won't need to get dentures because they'll
figure out to make your teeth grow background.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh really, yeah, really, but they're not going to implant
phone chips in your head so you can just go hello.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But but teeth will come back. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I understand, like bones in your body will regenerate, but
they can't figure out a chip to go in your head.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I see you and this chip.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I really hope it happens for you, because I know
this is something that you are excited about till one day.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
They can't hear it because it didn't go through the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We'll plug it in.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, it's fine, the moment's gone.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, you and this phone chip in the head. Why
would you even want that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Call?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Andrew rings in my head? Hey man walking around? Don't
have that stupid air pods in? Why your whole world's
already being watched anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's not even the watching part.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Everybody knows where you are at all times.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I know. I'm fine with that part. I understand that part.
It's more of the like, you will never be quiet.
Your mind will always have something in it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
No, you can shut up, blink to and its silence
is it. Yeah, it's all gonna be intertwined into your
your my sounds on my sounds, and then you have
to go to the Apple store to get your eyes fixed.
It's gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I can get like a display in your eyes.
No that I don't want, like a contact lens, Like
didn't they try that with something Google glass?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And then also in cars they had like a display
on the windshield or something which kind of reminded me
of that, which is very well unsafe BMW.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
A lot of cars now have like a little speedometer
that comes up on your dashboard.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I feel like it's unsafe if it's anything project project
projected onto the windshield.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I completely agree, right, because when it's the speed one,
I keep like looking down at its and like, how
is that working? How is this hologram working? But yeah, okay,
it's stupid and I don't like that feature and I
turn it off.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
So back to Memorial Day weekend? Oh okay, sure, all right? Well,
I mean we we didn't really delve into it at all.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
True, I mean did you go to the goat farm?
I mean, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
No? Actually, I think this weekend we're going to the
go form. We should bring swear.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
No, it's going to be next weekend, probably the following one. Oh, Okay, yeah,
I can't go this weekend. Okay, I was actually in
touch with our friend Nick and so possibly next weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sawyer was swimming this past weekend. He loves it. He
loves it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Luna likes the water too.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
The problem is there was another Australian shepherd there, and
when there's two Australian shepherds, they go bananas. He wasn't
so much like wanting to hang out with the dog.
But please chase me. I'm begging you, Bark, brock, bark,
please please chase me, and just running around on the bricks,
which kind of irritates his paws. Swimming's great, but when
he just runs around on the bricks, his paws get
all jankity, you know. But he slept like a rock
(08:45):
last night, well you know that night, after that night,
after that night, yeah, you know what I mean, Yeah,
for sure. And Cooper had her twelve birthday party in
the backyard. So a backyard full of twenty five twelve
year old girls. You could imagine.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Actually, everything everything was relatively smooth. No oh no, no.
There was a tie dye table and the gloves that
they provide with the tie dye kids. Literally you put
your finger in and your finger goes through it. So
everybody's fingers were a multitude of colors. And thankfully I
did not get any calls from many parents just yet
with stained finger kids. But uh, it was interesting. And
(09:22):
then you know what they were, these three kids. They
kept trampling my geraniums, and I that's all I could
be looking. That's all I was looking at. Is I
purposely put the table up to the garden so everyone
would stand in front of the table. But there were
three girls that kept standing behind the table, and I
was like, and I would like, look down at their
feet and then look at the flowers, and look at them.
Look down at the feet, look at the flowers, look
(09:44):
at them. And they were like what, I'm like, you're
stepping on the flowers. Oh sorry, And then they would
come around. But then they did it again. Anyway, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Who raised them to step on flowers?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Adam?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Maybe they didn't realize, I don't know, you don't walk
in gardens, absolutely not, right when the patio was right there.
I did feel bad though, because at one point of
the night, no no, no no, I was walking toward the
garbage cans around the side of the house and I
noticed a footprint with poop on it on the bricks,
and I was like, oh my god, Sawyer must have
(10:18):
gotten out and pooped in the lawn because I had
that lawn completely clear. And what the kids did is
we had one of those little tikes the car slides
they go down the thing, the big one, you know.
I mean, my kids don't really use it anymore because
they're kind of little to kind of big four it
at this point, but these girls found the need to
pull it out and use it, and one of them
(10:39):
like rolled right through the pile and it made tracks everywhere.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Then someone stepped in it, and it was everywhere. It was.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It was a nightmare of epic proportions. Yeah, but you
know I cleaned it the best I could and somebody
went home with a shoe full of poop.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, yeah, still cleaning up from this party, Still cutting
balloons out of trees and pop those balloons.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
We're getting a new delivery tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'll tell you something. I took four of those balloons home.
These are the Danielle Her birthday was what end of March, Yes, right,
these balloons are still in the air and when I
finally did pop one of them. Those are some kind
of like weird monster h something. But it's not because
they're not balloons. They're almost like they're plastic ball It's
almost Okay, imagine this, sorry, imagine a slightly a slightly
(11:27):
thinner clear beach ball that you fill with helium. That
is what that is.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So we have a balloon at my mom and dad's
house that we have had dona for the past two years.
And I kid you not the past two years. She
got it for her birthday. You would think that it's
like brand new. I have no idea how this thing
is still inflated.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Is it my lar?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't know. It's so strange, and we keep it
and we bring it up for birthdays now because it's
not dying.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It is.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm so confused because the late text balloons will give
you anywhere from five to twelve hours, depending on what
size they are. The mylar, you know, the metallic mylar balloons,
you'll get a day or two or sometimes three out
of it, depending a lot of the places. Though there
was a there was a helium shortage for a minute.
I think there still is because that's not a renewable resource.
Once helium is out, it's out, So they better find
something else to get your balloon, uh for zeppelins?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
And and.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
What do you know there's only six hot air balloons
in the entire world.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You mean blimps. Yeah, because there's a lot more HOTE.
But you've ever been to a festival? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
God, I love that that's your go to I haven't
been to a festival.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But I also.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I also think I might disagree with the six. Look
it up, because we'll look it up right after this
one day we'll get the sound. The reason I I
disagree with you and you said in the world because
I know for a fact there's a couple of Goodyear blimps,
and there's there's no doubt that there are some.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There are twenty five blimps less than existence as of
twenty twenty two, and only half of them are in.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Use, okay, and most of them are Goodyear. But there
are other companies that will lease hot air balloons and
just put their name on it. Like years and years ago,
Greg and I went in the Empire Blue Cross Blue
Shield blimp. You did, yes, And there was a Fujifilm
blimp for a while as well.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Was it so cool? What was it like? It was?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I have video of the whole thing. It was really interesting.
Was it was definitely pre two thousand and one because
World Trade Center is in the video.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They took us.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
We took off out of a field like no, we
took off out of Brooklyn where the Brooklyn Navy Yard
where they do the police training. Over there, there's something
over there. I forget what it's called. It's called something,
but that's where all the police do their training. And
we took off from Brooklyn and we went all around Manhattan.
It was insane and even you know, I saw we
went all as far out as Long Island because I
remember seeing where my house was, so that was super
(13:57):
super cool.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Do blimps move fast?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
No, they're very Sloweh, oh, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It is.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But there's a couple of seats. It's like it's like
an airplane almost. There was like, I don't know, maybe
twelve seats. We took a bunch of listeners with us.
It was a it was a good time.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That is so freaking cool, and I would love to
go inside of one one day.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
There's no doubt that I've definitely have gotten to experience
many many once in a lifetime things here that I
would never have done. I like, I would probably never
go on a hot air balloon.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I did.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
We crash landed and it was it was like okay,
brace and I was like what And then the thing
went over. We had to like run out of it
as it was moving. It was the weirdest thing to wyoming.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And literally the minute I could get out, I jumped
out of the basket like yeah, feet above the ground
and I was like gotta go.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I feel like there's really no safe landing for a
hot air balloon.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's not I don't. I don't get it. Like I
did it. I'm happy I did it, but it was
for me scarier than the jumping out of the airplane.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Was also jumping out.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Of an airplane, I at least was like okay, also
a parachute and someone attached me hot.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Air balloons they run on fire. That's like frightening. Whoa
and who are.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You trusting some guy in the basket who's like you're.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, our guy was Our guy was wearing overalls like
I don't. I don't know about this dude. But back
to blim yes blimps did you, Yes, has.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
A dock for blimps, because I really thought that that
was going to be a hot motor.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
They don't anymore, but that's before the antenna was there.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Dillingers. What's it's actually called?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
They're called They're not called blimps, they're called Dillingers Daganders. No,
just right, what is a blimp actually called? What is
a blimp's real name?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's a dirigible digible dirigible digible dirigibles.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, I think that's the closest to the Oh yeah,
dirigible dirigible. Yeah, wow, yeah, that's what they're called. Because
you know, Zeppelin was the one that blew up oh
the Humanity in New Jersey, the Hindenburg. Yeah that was
a Zeppelin, Yes, right.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
What's it ever? They're both the same.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I think one is like really really flammable gas like
that one was, and the blimp I think isn't.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well I remember that was all the Humanity, right, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
We had a book for some reason on it, and
I remember reading that as a kid and being like.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh wow, this is real bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Do I feel like maybe it's one of those incidents
that's not necessarily as a kid, You're like, oh my god,
this is going to be terrifying.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
What are you doing. I'm just adjusting my shirt. It's
a large man. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Well, anyway back to what I was saying, Yeah, I
really thought blim transportation was in safety, was going to
be something that I would have to know about. Turned
out not well.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You know, I'm sure when a blimp first came out,
they were like, wow, man, this is great.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
We'll get there in no time, you know, no time
being like twenty seven days. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Like early early modes of transportation are so interesting to
me because you know, when they came out, they were like, yes,
we don't have to walk anymore, but you know, I
don't have to take the mule going on some like ship,
you know, across the ocean.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, it's insane, did you know, George Washington? Yeah, this
is just a show full of facts today.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
But George Washington, they might not all be true.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
They leave the United States once with his brother and
they went to Barbados.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Hit a brother. Yeah, what was his name, Chuck? George
Washington's brother was Martha with them? Maybe was he married yet?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I don't know. George Washington's personal life. George Washington went
to Barbados.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Do you think when he had sex he kept the
wig on? Oh lord, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, he sailed with his half brother, Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Lawrence half brother. I wonder if that was scandalous.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
For sure, Yep, for sure.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Back then everything was scandalous. Sure there was a social media.
They did where the hell they wanted, and they never
got caught.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So true, if anything, it would be found out in
the paper.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
No pictures, not what seventeen months later Ben Ben Franklin
is printing.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Imagine you see someone cheating.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Let me just keep trying to quote those.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Courtroom sketches shows them affair. The courtroom sketch artists are
amazing to me. Some of them are so good and
some of them just like make everyone look like a clown. Yes,
they just had those pastels.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I find it to be funny that that's still like
a career in today's dating age.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's only because some judges will not allow cameras at
a courtroom, and they have.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
But still, why do you need that?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's so true?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You can't just say, you know, mister Johnson approached the bench.
You could just you could just use descriptive words.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's literally like taking full record. So why do you
need someone who's doing like a wedding? You know, weddings
they have the one person sometimes who will do like
a live painting. Never seen that, No, So that's like
a thing now weddings where as the wedding is going on,
the painter will sit there and paint your wedding and
then you'll get like a thing at the end.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Kind of like you know, a caricature at the kind
of Disney does look.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Like it's always so insulting because it's like your cheeks
will be up to here. Yeah, your nose is like
terrifyingly large.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
The ones on display are always so good, and the
person drawing them did not make those, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Also, like how do you get into that style of art?
Like do you go to school for that type of art?
Is this like something that you studied?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I know, but there are some of them that are
very talented, very talented. And I just remember as a kid,
if you wanted it in color, it was like five dollars.
More so, hours were always black and white.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think I still have mine in my parents' house.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's somewhere I have a disney World once somewhere from
thirty plus years ago, thirty forty.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
They don't for sure now really.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
If anything, maybe on the boardwalk, which is like a hotel.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Like in Disney Springs.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, maybe something there. I just feel like in Magic Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No more old schooly stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
They do. They have the piano person hm. But for
the most part, it's kind of like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
By the way, I watched I'm sorry, I watched a
remarkable documentary on on Aunt Jemimah's Kitchen. Did you know
that it originated in Disneyland, Way, Yes, that's where the
first one was, and then they franchised across the country,
and then they changed the name, and then you know,
of course, fifty years later she's.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Gone Pearl Mill Company, Pearl Milling, Pearl River Milling Company.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, pancakes, right, No waffles, only waffle House waffles. I
don't need any others much. I don't need any other waffles.
It's weird, like I don't I don't go open a
box of eggo and just start eating one. I only
like waffle House waffles. If I'm gonna cheat and have
a waffle, it's waffle house.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I love a good Eggo waffle, really a little bit
of butter.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Home style buttermilk.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, okay style delicious, chef's kiss.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Just butter. Did you say syrup? I didn't hear you.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I could seyrup real maple. Or you're going for a
you know, a log cabin.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, I get the real one.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, in the little uh in the Canadian leaf shape.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That always overflows and then you have like sticky ass,
just disgusting. You can never close the cap again because
there's that much crap.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
No, and then you can run on a hot water
and that makes it even more gross. Oh sure, if
you just run it under hot water for a second,
it'll open up and it'll dego like the boiling water
on the sink. You have one of you have an
Insta hot Uh? No, you don't, dude, It'll change your
life instat changes lives. I do not have Insta Hot
changes lives.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I did just get a water.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Filter though, and maybe I'll cut this out and send
it to them.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But hydro viv just kind of water filter. Yeah, for
what where did you put it?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So? I was always buying Britta and I had a
huge tank of water next to my sink and I
would use it all the time. But the problem is
that this water thing that I would constantly refill because
the light comes into my apartment in a certain way,
and sometimes there would just be water left sitting out.
It would create mold at the bottom of it, like yeah, green,
(22:12):
almost like a fish tank. And then you'd realize like.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't really think it couldn't really filter that out either.
I don't think no. So then I was.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Like, I'm done with this britted things. This is stupid.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What am I doing?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So I bought a hydration filter from hydro Viv that
goes under your sink. You plug it in, and now
all of my tap water is filtered. So I could
just turn my sink on it and it's filtered.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Bull Chat brought to you by Hydroviv. Please please, please please.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I know you guys have money because you've been spending
it on Instagram ads and that's how you got me
to buy the damn product. So just sponsor this podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
When I take my old man pills at night, tap water.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Do you know that my water district constantly wins awards
for like the best tasting water in New York State?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
So Jersey city apparently as decent, right, but I don't
believe it. People don't trust it. I don't trust it.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Why.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I just don't cares that extra feeling obscurity.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Here's the one reason I don't trust it, even though
they say how great it is, and I do drink
it every I don't know, week and a half or so,
there's a pink ring around the toilet where the water sits.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Wait, yeah, what is that.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't know it's from. It's pink goo from the water,
and in Sawyer's water dish if I don't change his water,
like at least every other day, there's there's pink film
on the bottom. So that means the water can't be
that great, right. What was a pink slime story from
years ago? Remember the meat there was with the beef,
It was pink slime, do you remember that? And all
(23:36):
the news stations would show video of like ground beef
coming out of the thing, but it was pink slime.
I don't remember what that was all about. I think
it was like mixed in with the meat or something
like that. But anyway, yes again, something else. That's all right,
(24:00):
and we're back so blowing up the balloons at the party.
That was a spectacle.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
You know, get them preme fleeated.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I didn't for a multitude of reasons.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It always takes up so much space in your car,
and then that's unsafe to drive. I feel like that
should be talked about more. Is how unsafe it is
to drive with balloons in the car. And I'm not
even joking. It's extremely unsafe. There is no safe way
to drive.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Home unless you have some kind of netting because not
just the ones that would be you, but it was
very hot this weekend, so there's no way. First of all,
the heat ruins latex balloons, they don't they don't like
the heat very well much. But so I bought one
of the tanks at party City, and I bought three
(24:45):
or four bags of balloons.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I got something else to say about party City. Okay,
get me back up real quick. Sure every time I've
gone to a party city, Yeah, as a fleet, they
have a balloons coming soon, which is weird. Why you
telling me like a release schedule. They should just be
there right, Like, don't tell me sinko de myo balloons
are coming soon.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's weird, right, I guess this is when do they
tell you that like April tenth.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, don't. Why do you have coming soon ads for balloons?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
It's weird to get you hyped up for the holiday.
I don't need Christmas balloons coming November twelfth.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's weird then when they inflate the balloons and you
get to pick them out from your menu. The last
two times they've went, they've been like, oh, yeah, we
don't have that. Would you take this as a replacement?
And it's like if I'm going for a boy's birthday
party and you whip out a baby boy's balloon.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, this is not a good replacement.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
I'll tell you what the party city near me does
now instead of saying, oh, I'll have number six, number eight,
Now like a greeting card rack, they have aisles of
racks like that with the balloons in packages in them,
so you just grab them from there and if they
don't have them, they don't.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Have them, honestly, But that's a way better idea. It is.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I've never seen it like that before, and I like it. Also,
a city smell the same they do, just like toys
r us as used to.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yes, if you walk into a store that used to
be a toys r Us still smells like Toys r Us.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Can't get it out?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Where know where we should go? Where the toys r
USTs in the American Dream all still smell?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is there? No?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I don't think it is because it's a new Toys
r Us. It's different. I've still never been to American Dream.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I need to do that.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yes, we should go one day. You have to go
out on an off time, though, we'll be fine. Not
a holiday. You can't go on a holiday. We'll be
fine whenever we go. Okay, Oh I see wink.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh sorry, do you.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Want to go on the indoor snowboarding things?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah? I want to bring my kids though they want
to go there so bad.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I actually can't wait to do that this summer because
I feel like I kept going when it was cold,
so it was just kind of like, oh, I guess
I'm just going to an indoor ski slop. I can't
wait for this summer when I can go and it's
like freezing cold in there and then it's like hot outside.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah. I want to try to take them like over
the summers one day when they have a day of nothing.
That'd be cool and I'm not going to waste my
time in an escape room. There. They got amusement parks
and stuff. I am a fan of the escape room.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I've just done escapers.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, it wasn't. I don't.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I love it's gotta find the way out, the key,
the whole thing clues. He tells you you're not good
at it because you just panic the whole No, I'm
not panic.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I can totally see you panicking.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
No, I just I don't. I don't. I didn't. Maybe
the one I went to I just didn't understand. It
was just dumb. There was like an artsy one. I
didn't like it. I don't know. Puzzle break, I don't.
I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
There's they have the escape games, which truly have the
best escape rooms I have ever been in. They have
one in the city actually a block away from here,
and they have one an American Dream, and it is
the best escape rooms the theming aplus because sometimes if
you go to some of the like jankitier ones, you're
kind of like, oh, does this pen mean something, and
it's like, sir, please put the pen down.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
We accidentally left that, Like the one that they built
in an old steel storage container out in the back
of the one in.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Jersey City is so jankiny. They have one where it's
literally just a room full of like Amazon puzzle boxes
and they're like, solve as many as you can in
sixty minutes. Good luck.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sometimes Jankeitty is fun. It is, but then.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Sometimes if you're paying for it and you're paying twenty
five bucks to literally do Amazon puzzle boxes.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Like give me my money back. I'll give you that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
One of them has his south Park Escape room.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
That's probably cool.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, they say it's the hardest one in the whole place.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Do they ever change it up?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Uh? It's it was licensed by south Park, so you
could go there and I really want to do it.
And his cartman on that outside of the door.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I've seen it very exciting, So I guess that's it. Okay, Sure,
I only say that because you know, I kinda kind
of had to go.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's fine, and you know you were just slightly late
coming in, so alright, well we don't need to get
into the semantics of scheduling, as someone said earlier.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, so anyway, glad that we were here for you today.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yes, and I'll upload this video as soon as possible. Oh,
here we go, already be up. Yeah, probably not. Those
are my favorite comments.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Where's the video, Andrew Pug Now that I'm not on Twitter,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, no, but it's on other things too. Yeah, but
you know I don't see it.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Oh oh, I see, because you're too busy to look
at our listener comments. No problem, Thank you for listening
to bull Chad. This is the sister podcast is serial Killer.
That's the podcast where we eat cereal. And we'll have
a brand new on of those one episode in four years,
maybe two, but I think just one. Yeh, I can
go back and look. Newman probably knows Newman. How many
episodes do we miss?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh? Just that one? Very good. I heard him say
that he listens, he's he's in the headphones.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
All right, all right, well, thank you all so much
for listening. We'll see you on Monday. Well you'll see
Scotty on Monday with Danielle.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yes, daniellell new Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm going to try some of this Kickcat zero once
the show's over.
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Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!
Dateline NBC
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On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!