October 20, 2021 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Puter keeps getting so much hold on one, two, three?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh okay, hello Andrew. Hi, Today's Wednesday, October twentieth. Wow.
(00:30):
And since it's Wednesday, that means it's time for bull Chat. Yes,
it's the podcast to Serial Killers. Yes? Is it a sister?
Why is it always a sister or something?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Why?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You have been saying that? So I just let you
roll with it. This is your dream. I'm just living
in it now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This is your dream. I'm just along for the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Not my dream, it's my nightmare.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, all right, I got you. Well, this is bull Chat.
We talk about stuff other than cereal, Yes, on this
particular platform. Yes, here we go. Yay. Shall we just
continue what we were talking about before we started?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I think beards are fascinating. I cannot grow one.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, I can't either.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
One of the guys that works here, Josh, has this
massive beard, and I know it sounds weird, but I
just want to stick my hand in it. Well, okay,
because I don't know what I want to know what
it feels like. Because Amy and I were actually we
were driving in the city yesterday and some dude was
walking down the street with this massive beard and We're like,
do you think it smells? Do you think it's gross?
How does it feel does it feel like hair hair
(01:31):
head hair? Or does does it like feel like pube air?
Like grossy wirey stuff? Like? What is what is a beard?
Full beard feel like?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So coaster boy? Josh, you felt his beard before.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I've witnessed you do it when he.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Didn't have one of those massive Santa Claus beard. No,
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do it. I don't want to do it. I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it. Why are you doing
this to me?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Because to witness this, our listeners deserve to know.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Because it's gonna be fun. I'm telling you what it
feels like. It is usually like it feels like you
have a goateea.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I don't have a giant, giant flowing beard though. Hey
Josh Martinez, Hi, Josh, I have a question? Perfect? That
was That was my follow up. So, first of all, congratulations,
thank you, you welcome. This is our podcast Bowl Chat
Bull Chat. We talk about cereal on Mondays and just
other crap on Wednesdays. So today's Wednesday. Hey, real quick,
(02:35):
this is gonna be a go on this Mike. You
can take this one here. Okay, So I just this
is a strange question. Can I can I stick my
hand on your beard? No? You can do it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I can. Okay, come over the camera here so I
can got it. Ye wait, bring the MinC closer. I
could hear maybe some wow. Okay, that's all I needed
to do. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I appreciate Andrew.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You want to you want to love it, you know what?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Just such Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Nice organic, no conditioner, no shampoo, no oil. Now, hold on,
if you did condition it would feel like smooth, silky hair.
Hairs way too coarse, okay, all right, I just want
it to know the day.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
How do I get out of it?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Just pull there you go. I can't grow that. So
I was just curious, thank you? Yes? Wow? All right
that was fun.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yes, So how did it feel to you? Just smell
your hand?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well yeah, okay, right, it felt like uh it was yeah,
it was coarse. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Again, it's like your facial hair. Okay, it's not like
your hair hair like this is soft. This is not soft.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But if you put like mane and tail conditioners, no,
that's not a thing. No. No, but they sell like
beard condition like Kremo we were talking about that. They
sell beard conditioners and stuff like that. Does it make
it soft? No, it's never like this like the horse's mane.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, because I mean, I don't am I allowed to
say certain things on this podcast because I feel bad
like I don't want to. If your children are listening
right now, I'm sorry. But if you were to put
certain types of products on your under their parts, it
wouldn't become like hair hair that you have on your head.
(04:20):
It's a different type of hair. Okay, I understood, you
get it. Yes, so that type of hair. Do you
mean under arms are down below or both? I guess both.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Why then is your hair like on your head different
texture than your hair?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right? They're coming out of the same follicles, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Maybe the hair has grown over time, Okay, And that's why,
because think about it, it has to be coarser because imagine
if you just were growing, like if this type of
hair was grown out of my follicles, we'd be it
would be difficult. I'd have grown hairs every time I shaved.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, I don't know. All I know is I can't
grow a nice, flowy beard like that, So I was
just curious. That's that's all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I can't either. Yeah, it's not great, okay. I
mean the one time I've ever tried it, just the
patch shows off too much, and I've been trying to
use beard oil and it doesn't do anything. Let me
tell you it's all it's all fake. It's a fraud.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You had that porn star stash for a second? Last
was the last November of the move before November is
coming up? Yeah? Should we do that?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
If Amy won't stay in the same room with me
if I have a giant mustache and beard because she
hates it it's creepy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Maybe what we could do is raise money for the
November thing. It goes to testicular cancer research.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I suppose we could.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think that would be nice if our listeners would
donate some money.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It would cause huge problems in my home life, but
I mean, if it's for a good cause, why not.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, it's thirty something, it's thirty. How many days are
in November?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Thirty? Yeah, it's thirty days. That's nothing. See. But the
thing is, I can't am I. I would just be big,
long and scraggly. I can't. It's not a beard, it does.
I can't grow a full beard. I can't grow a mustage.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What's the lungs you've gone without shaving?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh? I mean it's weak and weeks. But it just
just looks like a mess. I look like a homeless guy.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Again, I did it. So it doesn't look great for
me either, So we'll discuss I think it would be
nice we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay. So oh underarm hair? Yes? Yes? So can I
talk about under arms for just a second? Store so
I tie everything together Andrew? Yes, when things come up,
I just speak naturally, like what comes next? Yeah, so
I spoke about.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm just picturing like a light bulb moment like.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was because a few weeks ago we talked about
how they discontinued my my deodorant, your deogreen. Yes, my
degree shower clean aerosol that I've been using probably for
twenty plus years, that all of a sudden no longer exists,
and you can buy them for like eighty two one
hundred dollars a can on eBay which I refuse to do. Yeah,
and you know, so I tried another fragrance. I hate.
(06:51):
It makes me nauseous. I can't find anything that I like.
I do. I have the dry solid whatever. I don't
like it because it leaves chunk. I'm not a fan
of that.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, chunky deodorant is the worst, especially because I don't
know if this happens to you, but it gets naughty, yes,
and then it hurts because when you like go to
wash afterwards, it's almost like oh ow ow.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Right, because theodorant is doing its job and it's not
letting it. You can't wash that stuff out. It's awful.
And the roll on I can't because it makes my
shirt wet and it stains it. And is there a
different like why I don't understand why companies make aerosol?
Come on now, just anti persperants. You know they have
ones that are only anti perspriant, which means you don't sweat,
(07:33):
but you still need to put the odorant on top
of that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So I don't can't relate to what your struggle is
with this one because I can't use canned deodorant.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Well, what do you use?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I use old spice. I just use classic old spice
because candy solid. Yes, okay, I cannot use candy odorant
because I have a terrible, terrible reaction to the aluminum
that it's stored in, and most deodorance have it. But
in like stick, it's less than what like the spray
(08:03):
on was. Like as a kid, everybody would like the
axe trend. Do you remember when everybody was axing for
a while when that first came out.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I do, because I was here already. I was a
little too old for the school axe part. Yeah, Like
when I was a kid, it was arid, extra dry.
It was this gel crud that you mushed in your
arm and you felt it was squishy two.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hours I had and that had the pebbles in it too.
They had like oh that was weird. But axe came
out when I was in grammar school or elementary school
whatever it was, and I remember spraying it under my arms,
not really even knowing how to use deodorant. What's your
bo sent at like like fourth grade, it's not real,
it's getting there, it's getting it's you're ripening, I'll tell
(08:41):
you that. But yeah, then the more I would spray it,
I got terrible, terrible terrible reactions all under my arms.
It was terrible, like my skin was basically melting away
from the aluminum.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Were you sure it wasn't the fragrance?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, no, because I would then switch over to different
aerosol ones and they would do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I can use it. If you wear acts you have
to go clubbing like that is just a requirement.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Or be like some weird Russian mobs type like, hey,
you want to go out. You smell the scent.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's water.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's great with a V neck and chest hair and
chit chains everywhere, maybe some rings. Yeah, yeah, So have
lads going out, have fun, the great sexy party time.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I love your voices. I'm sorry, I'm a sucker for
your voices. Thanks. What else, Andrew? Oh, we went to
the zoo yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's exciting.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It was very exciting and I can't tell you how
enamored we were with the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
What zoo did you go?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
We went to the Bronx Zoo. It was boo at
the zoo. Scary holiday you.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Know, I hear that commercial one more time?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh no, anyway, but it was funny because they there's
this big gorilla habitat and trees and vines and all
kinds of stuff, and then a big glass enclosure and
you just sit there in this room and you watch them,
and it's just it's quite amazing. I mean, they're I
don't know what to say, but like, we sat and
(10:08):
watched for like two hours. There was they were having
fights with each other. Yeah, so one would sit there
and look at the other one while one ripped a
root out of the ground. They're strong. He tore a
frickin root out of the ground.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean, I'm not going to say it, but do
you remember the girl that got her face ripped off
by the chimp?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Monkeys are super strong.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
They're very strong. So rip the root out, broken in half,
gave one to his friend, and then they went after
this other guy and they ran around chasing him. Then
they came back, and then there was this other one
who was just sitting there. It was just lounging literally
like this with his arm up and his leg up,
and he was just watching the action. It was insane.
And one went up in the tree and peede on
another one. It was it was just it was hours
of entertainment. I could have just sat and watched there
(10:47):
all day.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
My sister is really terrified of monkeys because of how
similar they are to human. Yes, and it's so scary
when you look at their hands, because there's just a
human hand, except like fuzzier it is. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And they used them the same.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Way that we use like our hands.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's right, and it's so scared human hand feet also, Yes, you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Know it would be like if we had our hands
on our feet too.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah. Look at this was a guy that we're watching
for a while. He kept like he kept eating food
and vomiting it out and then eating it again. He
would spit it out into his hand and then he
would shake his head and then and then eat it again.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, it's crazy because they could also learn sign language too.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, they're very smart.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
They are, don't We share like ninety nine percent of
our DNA with monkeys? I would think so, I think so.
I mean they're they're quite intelligent. I would like to
have one as a pet.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Like I feel like if you just went and like,
how you doing, man, I'd put your hand out to
shake his hand. I feel like they'd be friendly.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
So gay, No, I'm gonna say no to that one.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Even the bear the bears they're just hanging out.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Those are my favorite. If I could, I would there's
Oh my god, there's a YouTube video of a man
that bonded with a baby black bear and he like
got it from its like birth, and then he ran
away or something happened with bear. But then the bear
found him years later and gave him this huge hug
and it was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Now
I remember that. But they would attack me and maul
(12:05):
me and realize, look at him, he's scratching his back
on the tree.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They're so cute like here. I understand that they're not domesticated, Yeah,
but I would like to think that if you had
a wild animal of any kind from birth, like right
out the mom and just took it and cared for
it and fed it and raised it whatever. That I
know that they have their instincts that they want to
kill everything and eat that stuff and whatever, but wouldn't
(12:28):
it think that you're its mom or dad and just
like be nice to you.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well that's the thing theory. I mean, that's why certain
animals like form a connection like I don't know. You
always see those like on the Dodo website or wherever
they're like this fox bonded with a human, watch their
relationship grow over the years, or like this cheetah forgot
its owner. No it didn't. It gives it a huge
hug and they like I don't know if a giant
(12:53):
like tiger came over to me and was like, oh, no,
it remembers you. First of all, I don't trust cats.
I love cats, but I don't trust any They are
their own person, and they I feel, I don't know.
I'm always a little afraid of them, like I love
like I sometimes think I would love a cat. Oh
(13:13):
got see, Like that's what I think. Cats just come
up to you sometimes and you could be like snuggling
with it one moment. Like dogs are different. Dogs are
very cuddly. They want to come up to you. They
want you like all your attention. Cats are almost like, suck,
I'll cuddle with you and guess what, tomorrow, I'm gonna
smack you in your face.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I I could have. I think I feel like I
could have a cat. I've never had a cat. I've
always been a dog person. Was not allowed to have
a dog as a kid, so I had to move
out of the house to get a dog and an
earring for that matter. But that's beside the point.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Some are regrettable choices.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And you know, yeah, and I still have my holes.
You can still. A couple of years ago my daughter
like crammed and earing through it. I was like it
started bleeding, but I mean it went through. Wow. I
think your holes will always. Do you have any holes?
Do you have any peers?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You never got a piercing never pierced anything, never got
any piercings. I always wanted an earring when I was
sixteen seventeen and my dad was like no. So when
I moved out of the house at eighteen, I went
to the mall. And you know where I was when
I was eighteen, Andrew, I'm not going to say, but
so I went to the I went to the Westdale
Mall in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. And here it is. I
(14:19):
sat in the window and I think it was I
feel like it was Claire's. If it wasn't Claire's, it
was a store that was just like that, and the
piercing chair was in the window. So I sat in
the window of the mall holding a Teddy Bear as
people were walking by, and the girl with the gun
came and did it, and I was like, ah, you know,
but I had my little starter earring was a little
diamond stud and you weren't supposed to take it out.
(14:39):
When it's brand new, you're not supposed to take it out.
And I went home to visit for the holidays, and
they're like, oh my god, what do I do? What
do I do? And so I took it out and
I was sitting at the computer on AOL in some
chat room and my dad came down and there was
blood coming out of the back of my ear. He's like,
what happened. I was like, God, damn it. I got
my ear pierced and I got a dog. Hello. So
(15:00):
you know I killed two birds with one stone right there. Wow.
But they fell in love with the dog and they
wound up stealing it. It wound up becoming their dog.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
So you know that's almost like Luna. Like I feel
like my mom is seconds away from taking Luna every time.
Hold on one second, I'm getting a phone called b RB.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh here we go. Now what so you want to
hear more about Iowa? Yeah? So, I mean that was
an interesting time in my life. I'm sure I've told
this many, many times, but it was a whole radio thing.
I went out there. The radio stations that I was
supposed to work at never went on the air, so
it was just me trying to find another radio gig
(15:36):
at eighteen years old with an immoderate experience. I mean,
I started working in radio when I was fifteen years old.
I was an intern for a morning show on Long
Island at fifteen. I got hired there when I was sixteen,
which is so incredibly not normal. I was still going
to high school at the time, so I basically dropped
all my necessary high school classes and by the time
(15:56):
I was seventeen, I was only taking English, Social Studies
and jim and that was it. So I didn't get
to school until like eleven thirty in the morning because
I was producing this morning show that was about forty
minutes away from where I lived. And that went on
until I was eighteen years old and I moved to Iowa.
Did my Iowa think for about ten or eleven months.
I know Andrew will dispute how long it was, but
(16:18):
it was. It was June to May, so that's ten
that ten months. Ten July Augusteptember, October November December, January, Februy,
March April May. Okay, so it was eleven months and
then I came back and then I started working here
and I've been here ever since. And I'm pretty sure
I've told you that before. But yeah, so Andrew is
in the other studio now, huddled in the corner on
(16:39):
the phone. I have no idea who he's talking to.
He's writing something down. But anyway, back to the zoo.
It's if you have not been to the zoo in
a while, go because I haven't been there probably in
twelve years, ever since my oldest one actually was in
a stroller. I remember we went there and it was cool.
But the exhibits and the animals do change from year
(17:02):
to year, and it's just it's really fascinating to watch
animals in their kind of natural habitat. I mean, they
kind of make it set up so it's as natural
as it possibly can be, and it's just it's really
cool to see animals doing stuff and that you wouldn't
normally see in your neck of the woods. As they say,
I mean, we do have. It's funny, we don't have
(17:22):
as many crazy wild animals here. I wish we did.
But I mean, every once in a while, I don't
even the only deer I see your dead deer on
the road when we're driving someplace. I've only seen one
deer frolicking ever on Long Island in the history of
me living there. And we have our raccoons, and every
once in a while you'll see a skunk. But we've
got chipmunks, and there's frogs all over the place, which
(17:43):
I think is very interesting, and squirrels, and there's black
squirrels now, which is the weirdest thing. It's so odd
to see a black squirrel running around because I don't
know where they came from. I have never seen them before,
probably a year or two ago. Seriously, I don't know
what else to talk about. Andrew here to bounce stuff
off of and to yell at each other. So I
(18:04):
may just pause this for a minute and we'll come
back when he comes back. But don't know what he's
doing anyway. Oh, So it's almost November, right is October?
What twentieth? So the holidays are upon us? Thanksgiving, Christmas,
Halloween is next week. What are you being for Halloween?
I have no idea. Hey, can you tweet? Us ideas
(18:25):
of what we can talk about on bold chat, because
if I had your idea, I could kind of go
off on it right now and we always could use topics.
So go to Serial Killers PC on Twitter or Instagram
and tweet us or dm us your bowl chat topics
and we'll talk about it. Yeah. Oh, you want to
(18:46):
talk about the pink elephant in the room while Andrew's
not in here? So oh hey Andrew? Oh hi, how
you doing? Busy busy day? I ran out of things
to talk about?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So what were you doing?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I was just playing with this cat paw and going
yeah for like five minutes. Are you serious? That's all? Yeah?
Oh wow? It sounds like a energetic and a live podcast.
It was. Who was that?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
It was Elvis?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh okay, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, I have work to do.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I got you, So do you want to cut the short? No,
we can go.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Let me tell you something. Ever since I don't know
what the day it was, but I feel like I
am back in a pre pandemic work mode.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh there's no doubt.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It's crazy. I don't feel like I got any type
of like announcement that things were going back to normal.
But my work schedule is back to the way it
used to be, and it's crazy, and I just was
not ready to be thrust into this.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
See, you probably didn't realize how much you actually did
until you stopped doing so much and now have to
do it again.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Truly, I am. It's it's a lot, but it's it's
nice because I felt like I kind of got a
sabbatical for a year and a half and it was
a nice sabbatical, and I think I definitely learned some things,
like on ways that I kind of was doing things
that I now have come to realize, like why was
I so stupid doing this this way when I could
(20:09):
have done it easier a different way. So you're coming
in with a fresh, fresh perspective, and it's nice. I
have not stressful.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I've not experienced that because I've just been working NonStop throughout.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, So it's interesting because I feel like certain times,
like certain people don't, I don't know, haven't gone back
to normal yet and it's I don't know, You're just it's.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
It's just a lot, that's all I have to say.
I hate the term new normal, but it really kind
of is because I have a feeling that there are
some people that work here that are just never going
to come back, and the company is okay with it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Well, listen, I come in what two three days a
week now, and it's like when I'm here, I'm doing
work and I used to sit here and just be
able to lollygag around.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I have an idea. I'm going to teach you what
I do in the morning here, and I'm going to
stay home and I'll just like be on the phone
and you can run it from here.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I would love to do that one day. I want
to stay home for absolutely love to do that one day.
I would love to figure out how that board works
this way in the event of something going wrong. Added
to my resume because I feel like I'm a good
all around player. If I were like in a squid game,
i'd be hopefully make it past the first round. I
(21:23):
think I can make it to the sixth round. I
think I'm in a good all around player.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Okay, you're going to have to explain because I guess
squid game. Squid game, I know, but I have not
watched it. I just see guys in big red helmets.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, maybe squid game isn't the best one, but what
is it?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
What squid Game?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, so it's basically like six competitions, but they're all
based off of old kids games.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But it's scripted, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yes? Okay, but I think it'll be a reality show
soon because the premise is so simple that it's like
it would be a fun reality show. But you basically
play old games. So they play like Marbles, which I
didn't I never played that as a game either, but
they play like red Light green Light. That's the first
game that they play, and if you move instead of
like the when we used to play, you get killed.
(22:07):
Oh yeah, So they go from four hundred and fifty
six players and like they eliminate them, and then at
the end they play something called the Squid Game, which
I don't know if that's an actual Korean game, if
any of our listeners want to say, yes, it is
an actual Korean game, but yeah, that they play. The
final one is a game called Squid Game, which is
basically like a protect the Box type game.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Speaking of Korean, Yeah, I have to tell you the
show that we found on Netflix that is hilarious. That's
probably been around for a couple of years now, but
didn't know until they suggested that we watch it. Yeah,
Kim's Convenience hilarious.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I have no idea what that is.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's this this family that owns a convenience store, and
it's just it's very funny. They get into all kinds
of stuff and it's Iraqi hijinks. It is. It's very
it's very funny. Amy and I watch it together. There's
it's it's actually kind of cool because for many many
years Amy would watch shows and have like, I don't know,
watch that, you know, like Game of Thrones and all
that stuff. I'm still not interested in Game of Thrones.
(23:01):
I've never seen it, and.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The fourth season I haven't started it yet. It's it's
been a while. It's just Game of Thrones to me
is great. But there's a lot of characters and I
almost wish that I had like one of those kids
books like that were the encyclopedias that you get as
a kid, where it was like this is a giraffe,
Like I need that, but with the characters because there's
so many of them, and I wish I could also
(23:22):
get that without spoilers too.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
But it's like medieval stuff. I don't I'm just it's
not whatever it is, it's old whatever, Thrones games. I
don't know. I'm just not that I can't get into
we I've told you we watched ted Lasso Love. It's
so sad that the season is over. Cannot wait for
the next year. I got to start next season whatever.
We've been watching American Rust on Showtime. We like that.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I always see the ads for it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, it's it's cool, little dark er ish, but it's
it's it's a good one. Morning Show Love.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It got to watch these shows.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Absolutely loved Morning Show. I'm so behind. It's it's very
like it's everything that you see is like it's good
Morning America. Yeah, you know, but it's weird because the
logos and stuff all look like good Morning America, but
yet the story is loosely based on Matt Lauer and
the Today Show. Yeah, so it's two different networks. Plus
(24:11):
the network they call it. They call it Uba, which
is not a real thing. I don't know, but it's
cool that, like we watch a lot of stuff together
and now now we look forward to Fridays and whenever
everything is on and we sit and we watch stuff. Yeah,
so that's a you know what, it's a good bonding
moment Andrew, when you can watch things and talk about it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah. So when you watch something, do you use your phone? No?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
We watch on the on the TV and the den.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
No. No, Like, are you on your phone or is
it like a strict no no no put your phone
away policy? No.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I mean if it lights up, one might peer over,
but no, I usually either keep it in my pocket
or fliped upside down. No, we're concentrating on the show.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I love that because I feel like there's so many
people like my sister, for example, sorry to throw you
under the bus, Jackie, but babe, she will be like, oh,
put that show on, and then I'll put it on
and I'm like focused, and there's Jackie huh.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh, kind of like you are with the show a lot.
Huh Right?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Am I able to like join back in? Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Right now? You just look like you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
No, Jackie, you butte your tongue. No. Jackie will be
on her phone for like ninety percent of it and
then be like, are we going to do the next episode?
And it's like, did you even watch the first episode?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You need to quiz her then you can move on.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I've been disappointed so many times before with that that.
I'm like, jack you want to watch things with me,
but like I enjoy watching something, I don't just want
to sit there and then just But Jackie also is
a person who likes company when she watches something, right, like,
she doesn't want to do it by herself.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So Amy same thing. My problem with that is but
Amy's also the kind of person that will watch an
entire series yeah and say you should totally watch that.
I'll watch it again with you. Yeah, But I don't
like that. I for whatever reason, I don't know why
I want to watch it the first time with her.
I don't want her to already know what happened. But there,
(26:02):
you know, I don't know. There are people that like
to watch things multiple times. Yeah, Like I would watch
Shit's Creak again. I love that series.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Happy Endings is mine. I love Happy Endings. Cracks me up.
Every time. You should watch Happy Endings.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It sounds like it's right up my alley.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I think you would a lot of the humor that
I have. Her jokes that I say are ripped straight
from Happy Endings. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's one of my favorite comedies. It's three seasons. You
can knock them all out easily.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Is it like still on?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Or they keep saying that there's going to be a
revival soon, and like every year, I always tweet at
the series creators being like, is it happening please? And
where do I find happy ending? It's on Netflix, okay.
One of my favorite shows of all time. Survivor is
another one that I can go back and watch certain
old episodes, but.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Not all the time. There's there's someone from my town
on Survivor. Oh really, and I think she's still on it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Really.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't know who she is or what her name is,
but she's from Plainview, Long Island. She's a teacher, like
Tommy was, Yeah, teacher Tommy and Tommy and Gina. Right, No,
not Gina. There is no Gina. Okay, yeah, oh very good. Well, yeah,
I don't I don't know if she's still I don't
watch it, so I don't know if she's still on.
I would assume like it would be in the local
papers when she loses or something like that. I'm the
(27:16):
only person, by the way that buys the local paper there.
It's called the Herald, and it's like, I don't know,
it's I'm sorry Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
This newest season of Survivor isn't great. I've watched like
one episode of it, and I used to be like,
I'm obviously a super fan, right because I want to
be on the show. But I haven't watched much of
the latest season. A because I'm kind of like salty
about not being on it, but two because they took
away the best part of the whole show. To me,
the best part is like being sneaky, like figuring out
(27:45):
how people are interacting with each other. Now it's like
they're finding pieces of paper that are like if you
say the secret phrase, you can get an idol, And
it's like there's so many things going on with advantages
that it's like I am very confused.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
You know what's gonna happen, And I'm gonna feel really
bad after all this time, they're going to accept you
for a season. Yeah, and just before taping they're gonna
get canceled.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't think, so. One can only hope. But I
made my casting tape and then I sent it to
a friend who was on the show to like look
it over, and she's like, no, no, you can't send this.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, she would square wide, but she would know Yeah,
she knows what they're looking for.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, they're looking for more of my genuine personality, and she.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Being Michelle, I'm assuming No.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh, I haven't gone to her because I feel bad
asking her for that. You know people that like one,
Like she's like a friend, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
And so it's kind of like, I don't know, asking
like a friend who just so happened to also be
on it. Like once you look at my casting tape,
it would be like if she had a demo and
was like, hey, I want to get into radio, I'd listen, though,
(28:49):
So maybe I should look at it the same way. Wow,
is that what a breakthrough was called? I think I
just had a breakthrough.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I saw that. I saw it in your face.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, I bought this hoodie.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I see that hoodie. It looks like a car heart
What a car Hert.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's like a workman's clothing company car herts. It's an
easy hoodie? Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So? It was like eight hundred and fifty dollars ninety dollars.
That's still a bit pricey for a hoodie. Let me
tell you something worth every penny. This hoodie is like
double layered. It's very hot in this hoodie.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Why are you wearing that it's still like kind of warm.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Well, because Diamond and Sam wanted to see it today,
so I wore it specifically so this way they could
wear it.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You have no problem because I saw struggling, I saw
other people trying it on, So you have no problem
with other people's like under arm stuff touching your sweatshirt.
No five, So I do. And I forgot who I
was discussing. Did you say you're not five? I think
I was talking to Sam about this the other day.
I don't like people wearing my clothes with the exception
of my wife or kids. Were immediate, Like, no, just
(29:50):
wife or kids, and that's it. Like because one time
my dad accidentally wore my bathing suit, he got to
keep it. I was never taking that back again. Wash
or not, don't care, Okay, I don't like lending people
sweatshirt Like you used to ask me for my sweatshirt.
I was like, I don't think I ever wore that
sweatshirt again. It's still in the back of my chair.
I don't know that I've ever put it on. Okay,
(30:11):
not that you have cooties or anything like that. There's
just another one of my things, Andrew. I don't like
lending people clothing. Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You know, even when it's washed.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
It doesn't matter. There's still like it was still like
on your balls or something. You know, what if I
wore a jacket, how did that get my balls? I
don't know, somehow like your your ass brushed. I don't know,
I don't know, but on my head, Andrew, please, I mean,
this aren't your armpits. It went through the deodorant stinky
pits what. I don't know, dude, It's just I have
(30:41):
problems just letting you know. Okay. So basically you can
borrow clothes from me and I'll reluctantly give it to
you and you'll get to keep it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
So, so what you're saying is if I want anything
of yours, just wear it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's correct, Okay, yep, this is that's a lot. Mm hmm.
I don't think that's an act thing. Well it is,
because it's it's a.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Thing you've spoken to someone about that I'm not okay,
you know what. This is your world. We're all just.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Lipping in it, and I just one of my quirks. Andrew. Yeah,
I guess that's what you could call it. Yeah, then again,
you have stuck your finger in this catpaw, and so
do I. So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, maybe that's a breakthrough. Maybe you're having your own breakthrough.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's entirely possible. Yeah. But see on the flip side,
I shake hands and stuff like that, so I don't.
It's not like I'm afraid of touching people.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I will say, I am enjoying the new thing that
people do is elbows instead of like shaking hands.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I'll still put my hand out and then if someone
gives me a fist, I'm like, shake my hand, dude,
It's fine, I'll wash it. You're touching all kinds of
stuff anyway.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What's the difference, Just like the elbows, because it's not
just like a formal like how you sport.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Why don't you start bowing?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I mean that's the easier way.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
It's just so weird only because we're not accustomed to it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, I mean, bowing would actually be the best one.
It's a quick hello.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Then you see everyone's life fly out of their hair,
you know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Lice fly out of their hair? Yes, who has lce?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't know dan driff whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
How thick is the dan driff I don't want to
see at the top of your head. Is this another
quirk that we're discovering. I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So you think everyone has dandriff and if they bow,
the dandriff will come out. You know.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It's like when you walk by an old man and
there's like white flakes on the black sweatshirt, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
How intently are you looking at old men's sweatshirts?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I mean, I guess if they're next to me, I
look at it. I don't know. Like, if I'm standing
in an elevator or on a in a train or something,
there's someone next to me, I look, and I'll say,
they got flakes on their shirt. When was the last
time you were on a train a couple two, three
weeks ago? Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, so the once every couple of weeks that you
ride a train closely, stare at an old man looking
for dandriff.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I don't know where else to look. Okay, if I'm
in an elevator with people, I look at I look.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
At you know what. I think. Let's wrap that one up.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
We got it. Tied it with a bow. Okay, done,
that's interesting. What else? Andrew? You know what?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I am a little lost for words on that one. Okay,
that's that's an interesting I think I want to stop
at Arby's on my way home.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's exciting. They got the meat. They do have meat. Yeah,
what are you going to get? I just wish they
would bring back to arbecue. It's such a simple, simple sandwich.
And what it was always like ninety nine cents and
it was on It was a soft bun with roast
beef slathered in barbecue sauce, not arbecue sauce. It was
barbecue sauce. And it was my favorite sandwich there. And
(33:34):
they got rid of it a long time ago. They
brought it back for a minute and it's gone again.
And I, you know, now, I just get a regular barbecue.
I get a regular roast beef sandwich and I just
pour barbecue sauce on top of it. That's as close
as I can possibly get.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I don't know what fat. I have weird cravings for
Taco Bell from time to time where I'm like, oh,
I could just so go for a crunch trap Supreme
but and I I have to like actively go and
get it because there's no drive The only drive throughs
near me are Burger King or McDonald's, and to be honest,
I don't want either of those. Okay, chicken fries are great,
(34:11):
don't get me wrong, but I'm not actively seeking a
chicken fry at the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I keep it simple at Taco Bell. I just might
go to at Taco Bell. There's only two things that
I really grab there, Chicken Soft Taco Supreme or Chicken
Burrito Supreme. That's it. That's really all I get.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
You know, if Cooper doesn't finish her Dorito's Locos Taco,
I'll eat that too. Yeah, but I don't actively buy that.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I love their cheesy roll ups, the crunch Trap Supreme,
the steakcase, Sadiella, what else?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
The uh the thing it's like a taco. No, it's
like a taco and then they wrap it in like
a soft.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Isn't that what the crunch wrap is?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
No? This is a nah my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I mean to have the app on my phone, I
can look it up for you.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
It is my favorite, and I used to hate the
ranch on the inside, and now I love the ranch
on the inside.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well, I know Amy keeps raging because they got to
the Mexican pizza and she wants it back. That's that.
That was her go to it talk about.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I don't know why I bring back the Mexican pizza.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
A lot of people it's so simple, like why not?
That was one of the things when they were like
consolidating the menu. I think that, like at the beginning
of COVID, maybe they did that. A lot of restaurants
consolidated the menu. Cheesy potatoes went yeah, when they couldn't
get when they couldn't get product, and hey, that's a
whole problem again. Now like there's problems with the supply
chain again, I don't know if you've seen. And anything
(35:28):
that you can get is more expensive now.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Well, because no one's working at the docks because everybody.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Left, well because Tommy and Gina they quit. Who Tommy
he quit?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What show is this from? I feel like you always
say this every time I mentioned Tommy.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
But Tommy used to work on the docks. The union's
been on strike. I mean, come on, what is this from?
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
The Honeymooners?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I can't and I've even said it to you and
you can't remember it. No, oh, Andrew, just say where
it's from. No, I can't. I have to find it
and play it now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, wait, the thing that I'm thinking of from taco about?
What is it called?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Here?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Here's the app hard taco, soft taco with cheese wrapped
around it. Why?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I want to just let me look at the menu.
I don't want to log in. It's not a crunch
up supreme.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's a here.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Here's the menu here?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
What is it called?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Check it out?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Specialties? It's definitely a specialty. Oh there it is the
cheesy Gordida crunch in all its beauty. Oh I love
cheesy Cordida crunches. I had eat? Or what is it from?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm going to play it, Andrew, I'm going to play it.
Here's the intro. Yeah, you just been on strike? Yeah?
There it is? Ready?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Who to what we? He's down on his luck, Andrew? Anyway?
So yeah, no one's working at the docks anymore, and
all the shipping containers are lined up at sea and
(37:10):
they can't get in. So I saw a story that
they said, like you're for the holidays. Yeah, if the
stuff is not in yet, it's not you're not getting
it this year. Like, if it's not the shipping container
hasn't arrived on land and in the port and it's
on the way, then that's it. You're not getting it
this year.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Wow. So have you started Christmas shopping?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
I have not. This is going to be a tough year. Andrew. Just,
you know, I don't know, and I never know what
to buy. Amy's always like I don't need anything, but
then she makes a giant Amazon wish list, so you know,
I don't know. I don't know. It's just that this
is this is going to be just another weird year
and hard to get things and what aer now? I
really And they're saying a lot of websites that you
order stuff from are not going to have free shipping
(37:50):
this year, so shipping costs have gone up by like
seventy percent apparently, so the shipping costs will be absorbing
it this year. Everybody's getting in experience, So you know what,
shop local? Andrew? Yeah, I do enjoy shopping local, your
local store in shop local.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Jersey City is great about that because we have an
ordinance that for every big chain that you have you
have to have a number of local places to offset that.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh that's cool, and isn't it also an urban renewalment
zone so it's only three and a half percent sales tax.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You live there and don't even know that.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Like, if you go to the store and buy something, yeah,
you only pay three and a half percent sales tax
instead of the eight and three quarters that I pay,
or eight and seventy five, whatever the hell it is.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Let me tell you something, I wish I bought this
book that I recently got from my local bookstore, or
I need to rejoin the library because, let me tell
you something, the Barnes and Noble they charged me eighteen
bucks for a thirteen dollars book, and I don't know
what the hell is going on with that, but I
paid the full retail price in store online in the store.
(38:51):
Huh made me very sad.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Well, I did hear that many libraries around the country
now are doing away with the late fee, so you
can go check out a book and just keep it.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I was a member of the library for the longest
time in Jersey City, and then I stopped and now
I think I need to get back into it because
it was the easiest thing to get into. No complaints
on my end, it was great.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Do you know how to use the Dewey decimal system? Uh?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That was one of the things that like we would
have a test on. Yeah, and they would make you,
like get tested on it. And I couldn't tell.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I was waiting for you to say what.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
No, I knew what the Dewey decimal system was. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah. I used to have the big card catalog, so
you'd have to pull them out and yes, and flip
through the little cards to see where the book was
if they had it again.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I was I'm the last generation that knows before computers
took over everything.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, I missed those days I used to go to.
I was such a loser. I used to go sit
in the library and the afternoons after school and I
would pull big reels of microfiche out. You know what
that is that I don't Okay, So they had a
micro there was there was microfiche, and there was microfilm,
and I don't really know what the difference was, but
I would go to the microfiche machine. It was this
big giant box and you'd get this roll of some
(40:00):
that look like film negatives, and you'd put it into
the machine and you would scroll through it, and you
could read old newspapers. Like all these newspapers and periodicals
and stuff were on microfilm and microfiche, and you could
if you needed an article from January seventeenth, nineteen seventy two,
you could go into this giant room and they had
these archives of old newspapers and magazines.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Somebody in movies, yeah, that being used.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
So I would just sit and I have, like go
to my birthday August sixth, nineteen seventy five, and would say, oh,
look what the big stories were that day, and look
at this ad. I could buy a Chevy Chavette for
twenty nine hundred and ninety five dollars. Yeah, you know,
so wow. I don't know. I'm nostalgic like that. Andrew.
I liked that.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
I would love if time travel were a thing, because
I traveled back to nineteen seventy five and buy a
house with the money I have now, I'd buy a house.
I'd buy a car and then just leave him sitting.
Did he die?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Oh no, he time traveled.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Hey, I'm back. I'd have a house.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I'd have my car, just buy up a bunch of property.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, I'd set it on auto pay. How I don't know,
because how would you set up autopay in nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You wouldn't. Maybe I'd bring a computer back.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Hey, guys, deconstruct this.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Do you know the first ATM was a nineteen I
don't know, it was like late sixties or something like that.
It was on Long Island.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, I think it was the Chemical Bank or Chase Banker,
one of those some bank. I just remember that. That's yeah,
that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I love the ATM. I like the new ATMs that
allow you to choose the bills. Yes, yes, I love that.
I love that they can read checks. I like that
it's like an all in one system because I get
nervous when I go to the teller because something tells
me that they're looking at my balance and are like,
here you go.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, don't judge me. Are you sure you want to
take out that much? I don't like about the ATMs.
They do not take They do not give out two
dollar bills. Sorry, yeah, you can put them in. By
the way. I found that out. I made a deposit
one time, and there was a two dollar bill stuck
to the money that I was putting in and it
recognized it.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I have one hundred dollars and two dollars bills just
accumulated over the years here.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Why don't you just use them?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Because I would rather just take one hundred dollars bill
and break it.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
That doesn't make any sense. Look, I have a pocket
full of twos.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
That's because you're that guy.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
But why not? You're that guy, pal I am. I
like to make you crazy, Andrew, You're that.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Guy who's like, hey, sport, want a two dollars bill,
I'm gonna go to Arby's on the way home and
pay with two dollar bills. You're the one that, like
the restaurant talks about afterwards. I think we've probably mentioned
this before, but you are one hundred percent the one
that people mentioned afterwards, like some guy gave us a
two dollars bill and we definitely didn't think it was.
First of all, he paid cash. Second of all, that's
the only time I paid bills. By the way, that's
(42:34):
the only time I will pay in cash. I don't
use cash other than two dollar bills. As ridiculous as
that's it. I need to start holding on to cash
more like I think it keeps me in check on
how much I can spend.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Nope, my problem is if I have cash in my pocket,
I will put it into a scratch off lottery machine.
That's my problem. That's why, and all honesty, that's why
I carry twos and only use twos because you cannot
buy lotto tickets with them.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
So it sounds like we need to have is an intervention,
Yes for gambling, Yes, yes, scratch offs, Yes, it's a
it's a problem.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
So if I do have a denomination that a lottery
machine will take, I will use it in said lottery machine.
Oh wow, Yeah, I did not know that you We
were in Atlantic Shifts. Yeah, we were in Atlantic City
this weekend too, went to Ocean Beautiful by the way.
And you know, I only bring a set amount and
that's it. Once I lose it, I lose it. And
I will not use an ATM down there because it's
(43:30):
like twelve dollars a transaction and that goes against everything
I believe in. I will throw five hundred dollars in
the Wheel of Fortune machine, but will not throw twelve
dollars into the atm Ye.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I'm that way sometimes too, when it comes to like,
I don't know, I'll buy something for like, I don't know,
two hundred dollars, and then I'll look and it'll be like, oh,
I really need this thing for ten dollars, but I'll
know I could get at someplace for eight and be like, well,
I'm not doing that. You will not get me.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
For those extra two dollars. I'm with you, look at it.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Somebody's convenience wise. I know I should, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
If it's someplace that's close by and I know it's
cheaper there, why why wouldn't you just go there?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, I don't disagree. I don't disagree. It's like shipping
and handling fees. If you're going to charge me two
hundred dollars, don't If like, if I see one ninety
nine plus three dollars shipping and handling versus two hundred
dollars versus three with three ninety nine shipping and handling,
I'm like, it's the principle of the thing.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
You're right, And if you're an eBay seller, just do
free shipping. People. If I go on eBay to buy
something and I see something as like eleven dollars shipping.
Screw you, even if the other one is a little
bit more. If it says free shipping, that's what gets
people in it, really, it really does.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
That's how I got my sister her uh Kim Kardashian's
skims for Christmas a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
What of that it was?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
It was like her fluffy robe collection. Oh, Jackie wanted it,
and of course I didn't know to get this to
her until weeks before Christmas. So there I was on
eBay and Poshmark looking up skims.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Please explain Poshmark to me. Is that is that used clothing?
Is that what that is?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
It is it's consignment.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
So I would never in a million years buy anything
on Poshmark.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
That's what you're saying, because you are special that way.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, that's fine, just checking.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
It's not a pure alley, I understand.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, but they have things that you might need, Like
I need a new wallet more than anything else in
the entire world right now. It's ripping on the side.
So like it's happened to me at least three times
in the past month where I'll go to get one
thing and then all of my cards fall out, and
then I'm the idiot, like, sorry.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yep, that's me too. I have because I have way
too many credits.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well yeah, that's you.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
You have a lot of credit. So my wallet bursts
like once every year or two, and I have to
get a new one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, I got to figure out what I'm going to
do Christmas coming up. I guess I can't order that
far out in advance, though, but I guess I need
to because they're shipping problems.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Maybe I'll get you a Wallle for Christmas, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Maybe maybe I'll get you a Walla for Christmas. Well,
you have one already.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It's the Chip's wallet. Oh that's right. Yeah, I love it.
I'm afraid to put anything in there, though, because it
will completely fall apart.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
It's a collector's item after all. So all right, Andrew,
shall we? Yeah, Okay, I need to go to Arby's.
All right, good luck up us.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Although I'm not a fan of the Horsey sauce. We Okay,
it's white and creamy and it's like horse radishy and
I'm not really into it.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Okay, I'm good. No Horsey sauce, got it.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Yeah, because the
Arby cute the Arby. Yeah, Horsey sauce. I'm pretty sure
it's white and creamy. Can we stop talking about this?
I'm good. Thank you have it when it's warm and hot?
Andrew hot, creamy white, saying long John Silver's in the summer. Oh,
tartar sauce, tartar sauce on a hot plate? Oh boy,
long time silvers? Are they still around? No?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, but I never went to one. How is there
not a fast food Chinese place? But we have fast
food fish?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
There is fast food Chinese? What Panda Express?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
There's no drive through Panda Express there. We've said this, Andrew,
there must be look it up. There's got to be
a drive through Chinese restaurant somewhere. There has to be
not doing it.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
There has to be.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
I'll wait until listeners applies me with the info.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
How about Arthur Treachers.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
It was a it was like a fish and chips
fast food place, you know, very prevalent in the age.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh, I need to get Sam. Oh all rkay, let's
clink all right?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Sam? Hey? How you doing? They clink?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Sam?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Why do we talk about sam before, Oh, because I
wouldn't wear other people's clothes. My dad's balls were in
the bathing suit. I wouldn't wear it again that I
told you that. Remember, would you wear someone else's clothes?
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yes, but I wouldn't wear your dad's free balling clothes
if that helps.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
But he washed it. She gave it to you if.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
If I because someone but wait wait wait wait didn't
someone have to borrow your underwear of pants or someone
friend of mine? Carla Marie Carlo Mariie, Yes.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
Borrowed my yoga leggings once and after giving it back
to me and I wore it, I found out she
went commando. Yeah, can I we could agree that crosses
a line. Don't even front whatever you were just fighting.
I agree with everything you just said. But this is
past that line.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
But she washed it.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
It doesn't matter yoga pants in general. No, yeah, exactly,
that's stuff there. Clam touch okay.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Situation all right, do.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Kids listen to this podcast?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
They do?
Speaker 1 (48:06):
You know?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Let me tell you, I must say, Arthur Treachers. They
had fried clams.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
See yes, fast food seafood restaurants thoughts.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
All right, fast food cereal restaurant, fast food seafood restaurants, thoughts, I.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Can get down on some pop Eyes.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's spun stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, I can always do accasion shrimp absolutely.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
All right, Well, thanks for stopping by, Andrew. Let's get
out of.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Here because I need to tell you something for work.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Please follow us on all social platforms at serial Killers PC.
Look at the website.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Look at the website serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
That's that, and in another couple of days you'll be
able to buy something really cool. Yeah, teaser because the
holidays are on the way. I hope it smells good, Okay.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I can only wonder what it will smell like.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Like the clammy yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
All right, on the count of three, one, two, three,
clink all right?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
We do sound effects, yes, no, no clam talk
Puter keeps getting so much hold on one, two, three?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh okay, hello Andrew. Hi, Today's Wednesday, October twentieth. Wow.
(00:30):
And since it's Wednesday, that means it's time for bull Chat. Yes,
it's the podcast to Serial Killers. Yes? Is it a sister?
Why is it always a sister or something?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Why?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You have been saying that? So I just let you
roll with it. This is your dream. I'm just living
in it now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This is your dream. I'm just along for the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Not my dream, it's my nightmare.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, all right, I got you. Well, this is bull Chat.
We talk about stuff other than cereal, Yes, on this
particular platform. Yes, here we go. Yay. Shall we just
continue what we were talking about before we started?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I think beards are fascinating. I cannot grow one.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, I can't either.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
One of the guys that works here, Josh, has this
massive beard, and I know it sounds weird, but I
just want to stick my hand in it. Well, okay,
because I don't know what I want to know what
it feels like. Because Amy and I were actually we
were driving in the city yesterday and some dude was
walking down the street with this massive beard and We're like,
do you think it smells? Do you think it's gross?
How does it feel does it feel like hair hair
(01:31):
head hair? Or does does it like feel like pube air?
Like grossy wirey stuff? Like? What is what is a beard?
Full beard feel like?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So coaster boy? Josh, you felt his beard before.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I've witnessed you do it when he.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Didn't have one of those massive Santa Claus beard. No,
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do it. I don't want to do it. I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it. Why are you doing
this to me?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Because to witness this, our listeners deserve to know.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Because it's gonna be fun. I'm telling you what it
feels like. It is usually like it feels like you
have a goateea.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I don't have a giant, giant flowing beard though. Hey
Josh Martinez, Hi, Josh, I have a question? Perfect? That
was That was my follow up. So, first of all, congratulations,
thank you, you welcome. This is our podcast Bowl Chat
Bull Chat. We talk about cereal on Mondays and just
other crap on Wednesdays. So today's Wednesday. Hey, real quick,
(02:35):
this is gonna be a go on this Mike. You
can take this one here. Okay, So I just this
is a strange question. Can I can I stick my
hand on your beard? No? You can do it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I can. Okay, come over the camera here so I
can got it. Ye wait, bring the MinC closer. I
could hear maybe some wow. Okay, that's all I needed
to do. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I appreciate Andrew.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You want to you want to love it, you know what?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Just such Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Nice organic, no conditioner, no shampoo, no oil. Now, hold on,
if you did condition it would feel like smooth, silky hair.
Hairs way too coarse, okay, all right, I just want
it to know the day.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
How do I get out of it?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Just pull there you go. I can't grow that. So
I was just curious, thank you? Yes? Wow? All right
that was fun.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yes, So how did it feel to you? Just smell
your hand?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well yeah, okay, right, it felt like uh it was yeah,
it was coarse. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Again, it's like your facial hair. Okay, it's not like
your hair hair like this is soft. This is not soft.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But if you put like mane and tail conditioners, no,
that's not a thing. No. No, but they sell like
beard condition like Kremo we were talking about that. They
sell beard conditioners and stuff like that. Does it make
it soft? No, it's never like this like the horse's mane.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, because I mean, I don't am I allowed to
say certain things on this podcast because I feel bad
like I don't want to. If your children are listening
right now, I'm sorry. But if you were to put
certain types of products on your under their parts, it
wouldn't become like hair hair that you have on your head.
(04:20):
It's a different type of hair. Okay, I understood, you
get it. Yes, so that type of hair. Do you
mean under arms are down below or both? I guess both.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Why then is your hair like on your head different
texture than your hair?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right? They're coming out of the same follicles, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Maybe the hair has grown over time, Okay, And that's why,
because think about it, it has to be coarser because imagine
if you just were growing, like if this type of
hair was grown out of my follicles, we'd be it
would be difficult. I'd have grown hairs every time I shaved.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, I don't know. All I know is I can't
grow a nice, flowy beard like that, So I was
just curious. That's that's all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I can't either. Yeah, it's not great, okay. I
mean the one time I've ever tried it, just the
patch shows off too much, and I've been trying to
use beard oil and it doesn't do anything. Let me
tell you it's all it's all fake. It's a fraud.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You had that porn star stash for a second? Last
was the last November of the move before November is
coming up? Yeah? Should we do that?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
If Amy won't stay in the same room with me
if I have a giant mustache and beard because she
hates it it's creepy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Maybe what we could do is raise money for the
November thing. It goes to testicular cancer research.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I suppose we could.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think that would be nice if our listeners would
donate some money.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It would cause huge problems in my home life, but
I mean, if it's for a good cause, why not.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, it's thirty something, it's thirty. How many days are
in November?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Thirty? Yeah, it's thirty days. That's nothing. See. But the
thing is, I can't am I. I would just be big,
long and scraggly. I can't. It's not a beard, it does.
I can't grow a full beard. I can't grow a mustage.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What's the lungs you've gone without shaving?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh? I mean it's weak and weeks. But it just
just looks like a mess. I look like a homeless guy.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Again, I did it. So it doesn't look great for
me either, So we'll discuss I think it would be
nice we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay. So oh underarm hair? Yes? Yes? So can I
talk about under arms for just a second? Store so
I tie everything together Andrew? Yes, when things come up,
I just speak naturally, like what comes next? Yeah, so
I spoke about.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm just picturing like a light bulb moment like.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was because a few weeks ago we talked about
how they discontinued my my deodorant, your deogreen. Yes, my
degree shower clean aerosol that I've been using probably for
twenty plus years, that all of a sudden no longer exists,
and you can buy them for like eighty two one
hundred dollars a can on eBay which I refuse to do. Yeah,
and you know, so I tried another fragrance. I hate.
(06:51):
It makes me nauseous. I can't find anything that I like.
I do. I have the dry solid whatever. I don't
like it because it leaves chunk. I'm not a fan
of that.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, chunky deodorant is the worst, especially because I don't
know if this happens to you, but it gets naughty, yes,
and then it hurts because when you like go to
wash afterwards, it's almost like oh ow ow.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Right, because theodorant is doing its job and it's not
letting it. You can't wash that stuff out. It's awful.
And the roll on I can't because it makes my
shirt wet and it stains it. And is there a
different like why I don't understand why companies make aerosol?
Come on now, just anti persperants. You know they have
ones that are only anti perspriant, which means you don't sweat,
(07:33):
but you still need to put the odorant on top
of that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So I don't can't relate to what your struggle is
with this one because I can't use canned deodorant.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Well, what do you use?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I use old spice. I just use classic old spice
because candy solid. Yes, okay, I cannot use candy odorant
because I have a terrible, terrible reaction to the aluminum
that it's stored in, and most deodorance have it. But
in like stick, it's less than what like the spray
(08:03):
on was. Like as a kid, everybody would like the
axe trend. Do you remember when everybody was axing for
a while when that first came out.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I do, because I was here already. I was a
little too old for the school axe part. Yeah, Like
when I was a kid, it was arid, extra dry.
It was this gel crud that you mushed in your
arm and you felt it was squishy two.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hours I had and that had the pebbles in it too.
They had like oh that was weird. But axe came
out when I was in grammar school or elementary school
whatever it was, and I remember spraying it under my arms,
not really even knowing how to use deodorant. What's your
bo sent at like like fourth grade, it's not real,
it's getting there, it's getting it's you're ripening, I'll tell
(08:41):
you that. But yeah, then the more I would spray it,
I got terrible, terrible terrible reactions all under my arms.
It was terrible, like my skin was basically melting away
from the aluminum.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Were you sure it wasn't the fragrance?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, no, because I would then switch over to different
aerosol ones and they would do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I can use it. If you wear acts you have
to go clubbing like that is just a requirement.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Or be like some weird Russian mobs type like, hey,
you want to go out. You smell the scent.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's water.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's great with a V neck and chest hair and
chit chains everywhere, maybe some rings. Yeah, yeah, So have
lads going out, have fun, the great sexy party time.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I love your voices. I'm sorry, I'm a sucker for
your voices. Thanks. What else, Andrew? Oh, we went to
the zoo yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's exciting.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It was very exciting and I can't tell you how
enamored we were with the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
What zoo did you go?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
We went to the Bronx Zoo. It was boo at
the zoo. Scary holiday you.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Know, I hear that commercial one more time?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh no, anyway, but it was funny because they there's
this big gorilla habitat and trees and vines and all
kinds of stuff, and then a big glass enclosure and
you just sit there in this room and you watch them,
and it's just it's quite amazing. I mean, they're I
don't know what to say, but like, we sat and
(10:08):
watched for like two hours. There was they were having
fights with each other. Yeah, so one would sit there
and look at the other one while one ripped a
root out of the ground. They're strong. He tore a
frickin root out of the ground.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean, I'm not going to say it, but do
you remember the girl that got her face ripped off
by the chimp?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Monkeys are super strong.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
They're very strong. So rip the root out, broken in half,
gave one to his friend, and then they went after
this other guy and they ran around chasing him. Then
they came back, and then there was this other one
who was just sitting there. It was just lounging literally
like this with his arm up and his leg up,
and he was just watching the action. It was insane.
And one went up in the tree and peede on
another one. It was it was just it was hours
of entertainment. I could have just sat and watched there
(10:47):
all day.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
My sister is really terrified of monkeys because of how
similar they are to human. Yes, and it's so scary
when you look at their hands, because there's just a
human hand, except like fuzzier it is. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And they used them the same.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Way that we use like our hands.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's right, and it's so scared human hand feet also, Yes, you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Know it would be like if we had our hands
on our feet too.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah. Look at this was a guy that we're watching
for a while. He kept like he kept eating food
and vomiting it out and then eating it again. He
would spit it out into his hand and then he
would shake his head and then and then eat it again.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, it's crazy because they could also learn sign language too.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, they're very smart.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
They are, don't We share like ninety nine percent of
our DNA with monkeys? I would think so, I think so.
I mean they're they're quite intelligent. I would like to
have one as a pet.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Like I feel like if you just went and like,
how you doing, man, I'd put your hand out to
shake his hand. I feel like they'd be friendly.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
So gay, No, I'm gonna say no to that one.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Even the bear the bears they're just hanging out.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Those are my favorite. If I could, I would there's
Oh my god, there's a YouTube video of a man
that bonded with a baby black bear and he like
got it from its like birth, and then he ran
away or something happened with bear. But then the bear
found him years later and gave him this huge hug
and it was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Now
I remember that. But they would attack me and maul
(12:05):
me and realize, look at him, he's scratching his back
on the tree.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They're so cute like here. I understand that they're not domesticated, Yeah,
but I would like to think that if you had
a wild animal of any kind from birth, like right
out the mom and just took it and cared for
it and fed it and raised it whatever. That I
know that they have their instincts that they want to
kill everything and eat that stuff and whatever, but wouldn't
(12:28):
it think that you're its mom or dad and just
like be nice to you.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well that's the thing theory. I mean, that's why certain
animals like form a connection like I don't know. You
always see those like on the Dodo website or wherever
they're like this fox bonded with a human, watch their
relationship grow over the years, or like this cheetah forgot
its owner. No it didn't. It gives it a huge
hug and they like I don't know if a giant
(12:53):
like tiger came over to me and was like, oh, no,
it remembers you. First of all, I don't trust cats.
I love cats, but I don't trust any They are
their own person, and they I feel, I don't know.
I'm always a little afraid of them, like I love
like I sometimes think I would love a cat. Oh
(13:13):
got see, Like that's what I think. Cats just come
up to you sometimes and you could be like snuggling
with it one moment. Like dogs are different. Dogs are
very cuddly. They want to come up to you. They
want you like all your attention. Cats are almost like, suck,
I'll cuddle with you and guess what, tomorrow, I'm gonna
smack you in your face.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I I could have. I think I feel like I
could have a cat. I've never had a cat. I've
always been a dog person. Was not allowed to have
a dog as a kid, so I had to move
out of the house to get a dog and an
earring for that matter. But that's beside the point.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Some are regrettable choices.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And you know, yeah, and I still have my holes.
You can still. A couple of years ago my daughter
like crammed and earing through it. I was like it
started bleeding, but I mean it went through. Wow. I
think your holes will always. Do you have any holes?
Do you have any peers?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You never got a piercing never pierced anything, never got
any piercings. I always wanted an earring when I was
sixteen seventeen and my dad was like no. So when
I moved out of the house at eighteen, I went
to the mall. And you know where I was when
I was eighteen, Andrew, I'm not going to say, but
so I went to the I went to the Westdale
Mall in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. And here it is. I
(14:19):
sat in the window and I think it was I
feel like it was Claire's. If it wasn't Claire's, it
was a store that was just like that, and the
piercing chair was in the window. So I sat in
the window of the mall holding a Teddy Bear as
people were walking by, and the girl with the gun
came and did it, and I was like, ah, you know,
but I had my little starter earring was a little
diamond stud and you weren't supposed to take it out.
(14:39):
When it's brand new, you're not supposed to take it out.
And I went home to visit for the holidays, and
they're like, oh my god, what do I do? What
do I do? And so I took it out and
I was sitting at the computer on AOL in some
chat room and my dad came down and there was
blood coming out of the back of my ear. He's like,
what happened. I was like, God, damn it. I got
my ear pierced and I got a dog. Hello. So
(15:00):
you know I killed two birds with one stone right there. Wow.
But they fell in love with the dog and they
wound up stealing it. It wound up becoming their dog.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
So you know that's almost like Luna. Like I feel
like my mom is seconds away from taking Luna every time.
Hold on one second, I'm getting a phone called b RB.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh here we go. Now what so you want to
hear more about Iowa? Yeah? So, I mean that was
an interesting time in my life. I'm sure I've told
this many, many times, but it was a whole radio thing.
I went out there. The radio stations that I was
supposed to work at never went on the air, so
it was just me trying to find another radio gig
(15:36):
at eighteen years old with an immoderate experience. I mean,
I started working in radio when I was fifteen years old.
I was an intern for a morning show on Long
Island at fifteen. I got hired there when I was sixteen,
which is so incredibly not normal. I was still going
to high school at the time, so I basically dropped
all my necessary high school classes and by the time
(15:56):
I was seventeen, I was only taking English, Social Studies
and jim and that was it. So I didn't get
to school until like eleven thirty in the morning because
I was producing this morning show that was about forty
minutes away from where I lived. And that went on
until I was eighteen years old and I moved to Iowa.
Did my Iowa think for about ten or eleven months.
I know Andrew will dispute how long it was, but
(16:18):
it was. It was June to May, so that's ten
that ten months. Ten July Augusteptember, October November December, January, Februy,
March April May. Okay, so it was eleven months and
then I came back and then I started working here
and I've been here ever since. And I'm pretty sure
I've told you that before. But yeah, so Andrew is
in the other studio now, huddled in the corner on
(16:39):
the phone. I have no idea who he's talking to.
He's writing something down. But anyway, back to the zoo.
It's if you have not been to the zoo in
a while, go because I haven't been there probably in
twelve years, ever since my oldest one actually was in
a stroller. I remember we went there and it was cool.
But the exhibits and the animals do change from year
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to year, and it's just it's really fascinating to watch
animals in their kind of natural habitat. I mean, they
kind of make it set up so it's as natural
as it possibly can be, and it's just it's really
cool to see animals doing stuff and that you wouldn't
normally see in your neck of the woods. As they say,
I mean, we do have. It's funny, we don't have
(17:22):
as many crazy wild animals here. I wish we did.
But I mean, every once in a while, I don't
even the only deer I see your dead deer on
the road when we're driving someplace. I've only seen one
deer frolicking ever on Long Island in the history of
me living there. And we have our raccoons, and every
once in a while you'll see a skunk. But we've
got chipmunks, and there's frogs all over the place, which
(17:43):
I think is very interesting, and squirrels, and there's black
squirrels now, which is the weirdest thing. It's so odd
to see a black squirrel running around because I don't
know where they came from. I have never seen them before,
probably a year or two ago. Seriously, I don't know
what else to talk about. Andrew here to bounce stuff
off of and to yell at each other. So I
(18:04):
may just pause this for a minute and we'll come
back when he comes back. But don't know what he's
doing anyway. Oh, So it's almost November, right is October?
What twentieth? So the holidays are upon us? Thanksgiving, Christmas,
Halloween is next week. What are you being for Halloween?
I have no idea. Hey, can you tweet? Us ideas
(18:25):
of what we can talk about on bold chat, because
if I had your idea, I could kind of go
off on it right now and we always could use topics.
So go to Serial Killers PC on Twitter or Instagram
and tweet us or dm us your bowl chat topics
and we'll talk about it. Yeah. Oh, you want to
(18:46):
talk about the pink elephant in the room while Andrew's
not in here? So oh hey Andrew? Oh hi, how
you doing? Busy busy day? I ran out of things
to talk about?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So what were you doing?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I was just playing with this cat paw and going
yeah for like five minutes. Are you serious? That's all? Yeah?
Oh wow? It sounds like a energetic and a live podcast.
It was. Who was that?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
It was Elvis?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh okay, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, I have work to do.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I got you, So do you want to cut the short? No,
we can go.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Let me tell you something. Ever since I don't know
what the day it was, but I feel like I
am back in a pre pandemic work mode.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh there's no doubt.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It's crazy. I don't feel like I got any type
of like announcement that things were going back to normal.
But my work schedule is back to the way it
used to be, and it's crazy, and I just was
not ready to be thrust into this.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
See, you probably didn't realize how much you actually did
until you stopped doing so much and now have to
do it again.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Truly, I am. It's it's a lot, but it's it's
nice because I felt like I kind of got a
sabbatical for a year and a half and it was
a nice sabbatical, and I think I definitely learned some things,
like on ways that I kind of was doing things
that I now have come to realize, like why was
I so stupid doing this this way when I could
(20:09):
have done it easier a different way. So you're coming
in with a fresh, fresh perspective, and it's nice. I
have not stressful.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I've not experienced that because I've just been working NonStop throughout.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, So it's interesting because I feel like certain times,
like certain people don't, I don't know, haven't gone back
to normal yet and it's I don't know, You're just it's.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
It's just a lot, that's all I have to say.
I hate the term new normal, but it really kind
of is because I have a feeling that there are
some people that work here that are just never going
to come back, and the company is okay with it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Well, listen, I come in what two three days a
week now, and it's like when I'm here, I'm doing
work and I used to sit here and just be
able to lollygag around.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I have an idea. I'm going to teach you what
I do in the morning here, and I'm going to
stay home and I'll just like be on the phone
and you can run it from here.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I would love to do that one day. I want
to stay home for absolutely love to do that one day.
I would love to figure out how that board works
this way in the event of something going wrong. Added
to my resume because I feel like I'm a good
all around player. If I were like in a squid game,
i'd be hopefully make it past the first round. I
(21:23):
think I can make it to the sixth round. I
think I'm in a good all around player.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Okay, you're going to have to explain because I guess
squid game. Squid game, I know, but I have not
watched it. I just see guys in big red helmets.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, maybe squid game isn't the best one, but what
is it?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
What squid Game?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, so it's basically like six competitions, but they're all
based off of old kids games.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But it's scripted, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yes? Okay, but I think it'll be a reality show
soon because the premise is so simple that it's like
it would be a fun reality show. But you basically
play old games. So they play like Marbles, which I
didn't I never played that as a game either, but
they play like red Light green Light. That's the first
game that they play, and if you move instead of
like the when we used to play, you get killed.
(22:07):
Oh yeah, So they go from four hundred and fifty
six players and like they eliminate them, and then at
the end they play something called the Squid Game, which
I don't know if that's an actual Korean game, if
any of our listeners want to say, yes, it is
an actual Korean game, but yeah, that they play. The
final one is a game called Squid Game, which is
basically like a protect the Box type game.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Speaking of Korean, Yeah, I have to tell you the
show that we found on Netflix that is hilarious. That's
probably been around for a couple of years now, but
didn't know until they suggested that we watch it. Yeah,
Kim's Convenience hilarious.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I have no idea what that is.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
It's this this family that owns a convenience store, and
it's just it's very funny. They get into all kinds
of stuff and it's Iraqi hijinks. It is. It's very
it's very funny. Amy and I watch it together. There's
it's it's actually kind of cool because for many many
years Amy would watch shows and have like, I don't know,
watch that, you know, like Game of Thrones and all
that stuff. I'm still not interested in Game of Thrones.
(23:01):
I've never seen it, and.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The fourth season I haven't started it yet. It's it's
been a while. It's just Game of Thrones to me
is great. But there's a lot of characters and I
almost wish that I had like one of those kids
books like that were the encyclopedias that you get as
a kid, where it was like this is a giraffe,
Like I need that, but with the characters because there's
so many of them, and I wish I could also
(23:22):
get that without spoilers too.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
But it's like medieval stuff. I don't I'm just it's
not whatever it is, it's old whatever, Thrones games. I
don't know. I'm just not that I can't get into
we I've told you we watched ted Lasso Love. It's
so sad that the season is over. Cannot wait for
the next year. I got to start next season whatever.
We've been watching American Rust on Showtime. We like that.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I always see the ads for it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, it's it's cool, little dark er ish, but it's
it's it's a good one. Morning Show Love.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It got to watch these shows.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Absolutely loved Morning Show. I'm so behind. It's it's very
like it's everything that you see is like it's good
Morning America. Yeah, you know, but it's weird because the
logos and stuff all look like good Morning America, but
yet the story is loosely based on Matt Lauer and
the Today Show. Yeah, so it's two different networks. Plus
(24:11):
the network they call it. They call it Uba, which
is not a real thing. I don't know, but it's
cool that, like we watch a lot of stuff together
and now now we look forward to Fridays and whenever
everything is on and we sit and we watch stuff. Yeah,
so that's a you know what, it's a good bonding
moment Andrew, when you can watch things and talk about it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah. So when you watch something, do you use your phone? No?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
We watch on the on the TV and the den.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
No. No, Like, are you on your phone or is
it like a strict no no no put your phone
away policy? No.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I mean if it lights up, one might peer over,
but no, I usually either keep it in my pocket
or fliped upside down. No, we're concentrating on the show.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I love that because I feel like there's so many
people like my sister, for example, sorry to throw you
under the bus, Jackie, but babe, she will be like, oh,
put that show on, and then I'll put it on
and I'm like focused, and there's Jackie huh.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh, kind of like you are with the show a lot.
Huh Right?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Am I able to like join back in? Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Right now? You just look like you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
No, Jackie, you butte your tongue. No. Jackie will be
on her phone for like ninety percent of it and
then be like, are we going to do the next episode?
And it's like, did you even watch the first episode?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You need to quiz her then you can move on.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I've been disappointed so many times before with that that.
I'm like, jack you want to watch things with me,
but like I enjoy watching something, I don't just want
to sit there and then just But Jackie also is
a person who likes company when she watches something, right, like,
she doesn't want to do it by herself.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So Amy same thing. My problem with that is but
Amy's also the kind of person that will watch an
entire series yeah and say you should totally watch that.
I'll watch it again with you. Yeah, But I don't
like that. I for whatever reason, I don't know why
I want to watch it the first time with her.
I don't want her to already know what happened. But there,
(26:02):
you know, I don't know. There are people that like
to watch things multiple times. Yeah, Like I would watch
Shit's Creak again. I love that series.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Happy Endings is mine. I love Happy Endings. Cracks me up.
Every time. You should watch Happy Endings.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It sounds like it's right up my alley.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I think you would a lot of the humor that
I have. Her jokes that I say are ripped straight
from Happy Endings. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's one of my favorite comedies. It's three seasons. You
can knock them all out easily.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Is it like still on?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Or they keep saying that there's going to be a
revival soon, and like every year, I always tweet at
the series creators being like, is it happening please? And
where do I find happy ending? It's on Netflix, okay.
One of my favorite shows of all time. Survivor is
another one that I can go back and watch certain
old episodes, but.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Not all the time. There's there's someone from my town
on Survivor. Oh really, and I think she's still on it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Really.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't know who she is or what her name is,
but she's from Plainview, Long Island. She's a teacher, like
Tommy was, Yeah, teacher Tommy and Tommy and Gina. Right, No,
not Gina. There is no Gina. Okay, yeah, oh very good. Well, yeah,
I don't I don't know if she's still I don't
watch it, so I don't know if she's still on.
I would assume like it would be in the local
papers when she loses or something like that. I'm the
(27:16):
only person, by the way that buys the local paper there.
It's called the Herald, and it's like, I don't know,
it's I'm sorry Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
This newest season of Survivor isn't great. I've watched like
one episode of it, and I used to be like,
I'm obviously a super fan, right because I want to
be on the show. But I haven't watched much of
the latest season. A because I'm kind of like salty
about not being on it, but two because they took
away the best part of the whole show. To me,
the best part is like being sneaky, like figuring out
(27:45):
how people are interacting with each other. Now it's like
they're finding pieces of paper that are like if you
say the secret phrase, you can get an idol, And
it's like there's so many things going on with advantages
that it's like I am very confused.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
You know what's gonna happen, And I'm gonna feel really
bad after all this time, they're going to accept you
for a season. Yeah, and just before taping they're gonna
get canceled.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't think, so. One can only hope. But I
made my casting tape and then I sent it to
a friend who was on the show to like look
it over, and she's like, no, no, you can't send this.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, she would square wide, but she would know Yeah,
she knows what they're looking for.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, they're looking for more of my genuine personality, and she.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Being Michelle, I'm assuming No.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh, I haven't gone to her because I feel bad
asking her for that. You know people that like one,
Like she's like a friend, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
And so it's kind of like, I don't know, asking
like a friend who just so happened to also be
on it. Like once you look at my casting tape,
it would be like if she had a demo and
was like, hey, I want to get into radio, I'd listen, though,
(28:49):
So maybe I should look at it the same way. Wow,
is that what a breakthrough was called? I think I
just had a breakthrough.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I saw that. I saw it in your face.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, I bought this hoodie.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I see that hoodie. It looks like a car heart
What a car Hert.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's like a workman's clothing company car herts. It's an
easy hoodie? Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So? It was like eight hundred and fifty dollars ninety dollars.
That's still a bit pricey for a hoodie. Let me
tell you something worth every penny. This hoodie is like
double layered. It's very hot in this hoodie.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Why are you wearing that it's still like kind of warm.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Well, because Diamond and Sam wanted to see it today,
so I wore it specifically so this way they could
wear it.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You have no problem because I saw struggling, I saw
other people trying it on, So you have no problem
with other people's like under arm stuff touching your sweatshirt.
No five, So I do. And I forgot who I
was discussing. Did you say you're not five? I think
I was talking to Sam about this the other day.
I don't like people wearing my clothes with the exception
of my wife or kids. Were immediate, Like, no, just
(29:50):
wife or kids, and that's it. Like because one time
my dad accidentally wore my bathing suit, he got to
keep it. I was never taking that back again. Wash
or not, don't care, Okay, I don't like lending people
sweatshirt Like you used to ask me for my sweatshirt.
I was like, I don't think I ever wore that
sweatshirt again. It's still in the back of my chair.
I don't know that I've ever put it on. Okay,
(30:11):
not that you have cooties or anything like that. There's
just another one of my things, Andrew. I don't like
lending people clothing. Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You know, even when it's washed.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
It doesn't matter. There's still like it was still like
on your balls or something. You know, what if I
wore a jacket, how did that get my balls? I
don't know, somehow like your your ass brushed. I don't know,
I don't know, but on my head, Andrew, please, I mean,
this aren't your armpits. It went through the deodorant stinky
pits what. I don't know, dude, It's just I have
(30:41):
problems just letting you know. Okay. So basically you can
borrow clothes from me and I'll reluctantly give it to
you and you'll get to keep it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
So, so what you're saying is if I want anything
of yours, just wear it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's correct, Okay, yep, this is that's a lot. Mm hmm.
I don't think that's an act thing. Well it is,
because it's it's a.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Thing you've spoken to someone about that I'm not okay,
you know what. This is your world. We're all just.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Lipping in it, and I just one of my quirks. Andrew. Yeah,
I guess that's what you could call it. Yeah, then again,
you have stuck your finger in this catpaw, and so
do I. So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, maybe that's a breakthrough. Maybe you're having your own breakthrough.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It's entirely possible. Yeah. But see on the flip side,
I shake hands and stuff like that, so I don't.
It's not like I'm afraid of touching people.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I will say, I am enjoying the new thing that
people do is elbows instead of like shaking hands.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I'll still put my hand out and then if someone
gives me a fist, I'm like, shake my hand, dude,
It's fine, I'll wash it. You're touching all kinds of
stuff anyway.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What's the difference, Just like the elbows, because it's not
just like a formal like how you sport.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Why don't you start bowing?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I mean that's the easier way.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
It's just so weird only because we're not accustomed to it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, I mean, bowing would actually be the best one.
It's a quick hello.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Then you see everyone's life fly out of their hair,
you know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Lice fly out of their hair? Yes, who has lce?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't know dan driff whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
How thick is the dan driff I don't want to
see at the top of your head. Is this another
quirk that we're discovering. I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So you think everyone has dandriff and if they bow,
the dandriff will come out. You know.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It's like when you walk by an old man and
there's like white flakes on the black sweatshirt, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
How intently are you looking at old men's sweatshirts?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I mean, I guess if they're next to me, I
look at it. I don't know. Like, if I'm standing
in an elevator or on a in a train or something,
there's someone next to me, I look, and I'll say,
they got flakes on their shirt. When was the last
time you were on a train a couple two, three
weeks ago? Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, so the once every couple of weeks that you
ride a train closely, stare at an old man looking
for dandriff.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I don't know where else to look. Okay, if I'm
in an elevator with people, I look at I look.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
At you know what. I think. Let's wrap that one up.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
We got it. Tied it with a bow. Okay, done,
that's interesting. What else? Andrew? You know what?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I am a little lost for words on that one. Okay,
that's that's an interesting I think I want to stop
at Arby's on my way home.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's exciting. They got the meat. They do have meat. Yeah,
what are you going to get? I just wish they
would bring back to arbecue. It's such a simple, simple sandwich.
And what it was always like ninety nine cents and
it was on It was a soft bun with roast
beef slathered in barbecue sauce, not arbecue sauce. It was
barbecue sauce. And it was my favorite sandwich there. And
(33:34):
they got rid of it a long time ago. They
brought it back for a minute and it's gone again.
And I, you know, now, I just get a regular barbecue.
I get a regular roast beef sandwich and I just
pour barbecue sauce on top of it. That's as close
as I can possibly get.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I don't know what fat. I have weird cravings for
Taco Bell from time to time where I'm like, oh,
I could just so go for a crunch trap Supreme
but and I I have to like actively go and
get it because there's no drive The only drive throughs
near me are Burger King or McDonald's, and to be honest,
I don't want either of those. Okay, chicken fries are great,
(34:11):
don't get me wrong, but I'm not actively seeking a
chicken fry at the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I keep it simple at Taco Bell. I just might
go to at Taco Bell. There's only two things that
I really grab there, Chicken Soft Taco Supreme or Chicken
Burrito Supreme. That's it. That's really all I get.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
You know, if Cooper doesn't finish her Dorito's Locos Taco,
I'll eat that too. Yeah, but I don't actively buy that.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I love their cheesy roll ups, the crunch Trap Supreme,
the steakcase, Sadiella, what else?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
The uh the thing it's like a taco. No, it's
like a taco and then they wrap it in like
a soft.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Isn't that what the crunch wrap is?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
No? This is a nah my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I mean to have the app on my phone, I
can look it up for you.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
It is my favorite, and I used to hate the
ranch on the inside, and now I love the ranch
on the inside.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well, I know Amy keeps raging because they got to
the Mexican pizza and she wants it back. That's that.
That was her go to it talk about.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I don't know why I bring back the Mexican pizza.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
A lot of people it's so simple, like why not?
That was one of the things when they were like
consolidating the menu. I think that, like at the beginning
of COVID, maybe they did that. A lot of restaurants
consolidated the menu. Cheesy potatoes went yeah, when they couldn't
get when they couldn't get product, and hey, that's a
whole problem again. Now like there's problems with the supply
chain again, I don't know if you've seen. And anything
(35:28):
that you can get is more expensive now.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Well, because no one's working at the docks because everybody.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Left, well because Tommy and Gina they quit. Who Tommy
he quit?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What show is this from? I feel like you always
say this every time I mentioned Tommy.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
But Tommy used to work on the docks. The union's
been on strike. I mean, come on, what is this from?
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
The Honeymooners?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I can't and I've even said it to you and
you can't remember it. No, oh, Andrew, just say where
it's from. No, I can't. I have to find it
and play it now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, wait, the thing that I'm thinking of from taco about?
What is it called?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Here?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Here's the app hard taco, soft taco with cheese wrapped
around it. Why?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I want to just let me look at the menu.
I don't want to log in. It's not a crunch
up supreme.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's a here.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Here's the menu here?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
What is it called?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Check it out?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Specialties? It's definitely a specialty. Oh there it is the
cheesy Gordida crunch in all its beauty. Oh I love
cheesy Cordida crunches. I had eat? Or what is it from?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm going to play it, Andrew, I'm going to play it.
Here's the intro. Yeah, you just been on strike? Yeah?
There it is? Ready?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Who to what we? He's down on his luck, Andrew? Anyway?
So yeah, no one's working at the docks anymore, and
all the shipping containers are lined up at sea and
(37:10):
they can't get in. So I saw a story that
they said, like you're for the holidays. Yeah, if the
stuff is not in yet, it's not you're not getting
it this year. Like, if it's not the shipping container
hasn't arrived on land and in the port and it's
on the way, then that's it. You're not getting it
this year.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Wow. So have you started Christmas shopping?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
I have not. This is going to be a tough year. Andrew. Just,
you know, I don't know, and I never know what
to buy. Amy's always like I don't need anything, but
then she makes a giant Amazon wish list, so you know,
I don't know. I don't know. It's just that this
is this is going to be just another weird year
and hard to get things and what aer now? I
really And they're saying a lot of websites that you
order stuff from are not going to have free shipping
(37:50):
this year, so shipping costs have gone up by like
seventy percent apparently, so the shipping costs will be absorbing
it this year. Everybody's getting in experience, So you know what,
shop local? Andrew? Yeah, I do enjoy shopping local, your
local store in shop local.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Jersey City is great about that because we have an
ordinance that for every big chain that you have you
have to have a number of local places to offset that.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh that's cool, and isn't it also an urban renewalment
zone so it's only three and a half percent sales tax.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
You live there and don't even know that.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Like, if you go to the store and buy something, yeah,
you only pay three and a half percent sales tax
instead of the eight and three quarters that I pay,
or eight and seventy five, whatever the hell it is.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Let me tell you something, I wish I bought this
book that I recently got from my local bookstore, or
I need to rejoin the library because, let me tell
you something, the Barnes and Noble they charged me eighteen
bucks for a thirteen dollars book, and I don't know
what the hell is going on with that, but I
paid the full retail price in store online in the store.
(38:51):
Huh made me very sad.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Well, I did hear that many libraries around the country
now are doing away with the late fee, so you
can go check out a book and just keep it.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I was a member of the library for the longest
time in Jersey City, and then I stopped and now
I think I need to get back into it because
it was the easiest thing to get into. No complaints
on my end, it was great.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Do you know how to use the Dewey decimal system? Uh?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That was one of the things that like we would
have a test on. Yeah, and they would make you,
like get tested on it. And I couldn't tell.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I was waiting for you to say what.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
No, I knew what the Dewey decimal system was. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah. I used to have the big card catalog, so
you'd have to pull them out and yes, and flip
through the little cards to see where the book was
if they had it again.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I was I'm the last generation that knows before computers
took over everything.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, I missed those days I used to go to.
I was such a loser. I used to go sit
in the library and the afternoons after school and I
would pull big reels of microfiche out. You know what
that is that I don't Okay, So they had a
micro there was there was microfiche, and there was microfilm,
and I don't really know what the difference was, but
I would go to the microfiche machine. It was this
big giant box and you'd get this roll of some
(40:00):
that look like film negatives, and you'd put it into
the machine and you would scroll through it, and you
could read old newspapers. Like all these newspapers and periodicals
and stuff were on microfilm and microfiche, and you could
if you needed an article from January seventeenth, nineteen seventy two,
you could go into this giant room and they had
these archives of old newspapers and magazines.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Somebody in movies, yeah, that being used.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
So I would just sit and I have, like go
to my birthday August sixth, nineteen seventy five, and would say, oh,
look what the big stories were that day, and look
at this ad. I could buy a Chevy Chavette for
twenty nine hundred and ninety five dollars. Yeah, you know,
so wow. I don't know. I'm nostalgic like that. Andrew.
I liked that.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
I would love if time travel were a thing, because
I traveled back to nineteen seventy five and buy a
house with the money I have now, I'd buy a house.
I'd buy a car and then just leave him sitting.
Did he die?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Oh no, he time traveled.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Hey, I'm back. I'd have a house.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I'd have my car, just buy up a bunch of property.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, I'd set it on auto pay. How I don't know,
because how would you set up autopay in nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You wouldn't. Maybe I'd bring a computer back.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Hey, guys, deconstruct this.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Do you know the first ATM was a nineteen I
don't know, it was like late sixties or something like that.
It was on Long Island.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, I think it was the Chemical Bank or Chase Banker,
one of those some bank. I just remember that. That's yeah,
that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I love the ATM. I like the new ATMs that
allow you to choose the bills. Yes, yes, I love that.
I love that they can read checks. I like that
it's like an all in one system because I get
nervous when I go to the teller because something tells
me that they're looking at my balance and are like,
here you go.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, don't judge me. Are you sure you want to
take out that much? I don't like about the ATMs.
They do not take They do not give out two
dollar bills. Sorry, yeah, you can put them in. By
the way. I found that out. I made a deposit
one time, and there was a two dollar bill stuck
to the money that I was putting in and it
recognized it.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I have one hundred dollars and two dollars bills just
accumulated over the years here.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Why don't you just use them?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Because I would rather just take one hundred dollars bill
and break it.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
That doesn't make any sense. Look, I have a pocket
full of twos.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
That's because you're that guy.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
But why not? You're that guy, pal I am. I
like to make you crazy, Andrew, You're that.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Guy who's like, hey, sport, want a two dollars bill,
I'm gonna go to Arby's on the way home and
pay with two dollar bills. You're the one that, like
the restaurant talks about afterwards. I think we've probably mentioned
this before, but you are one hundred percent the one
that people mentioned afterwards, like some guy gave us a
two dollars bill and we definitely didn't think it was.
First of all, he paid cash. Second of all, that's
the only time I paid bills. By the way, that's
(42:34):
the only time I will pay in cash. I don't
use cash other than two dollar bills. As ridiculous as
that's it. I need to start holding on to cash
more like I think it keeps me in check on
how much I can spend.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Nope, my problem is if I have cash in my pocket,
I will put it into a scratch off lottery machine.
That's my problem. That's why, and all honesty, that's why
I carry twos and only use twos because you cannot
buy lotto tickets with them.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
So it sounds like we need to have is an intervention,
Yes for gambling, Yes, yes, scratch offs, Yes, it's a
it's a problem.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
So if I do have a denomination that a lottery
machine will take, I will use it in said lottery machine.
Oh wow, Yeah, I did not know that you We
were in Atlantic Shifts. Yeah, we were in Atlantic City
this weekend too, went to Ocean Beautiful by the way.
And you know, I only bring a set amount and
that's it. Once I lose it, I lose it. And
I will not use an ATM down there because it's
(43:30):
like twelve dollars a transaction and that goes against everything
I believe in. I will throw five hundred dollars in
the Wheel of Fortune machine, but will not throw twelve
dollars into the atm Ye.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I'm that way sometimes too, when it comes to like,
I don't know, I'll buy something for like, I don't know,
two hundred dollars, and then I'll look and it'll be like, oh,
I really need this thing for ten dollars, but I'll
know I could get at someplace for eight and be like, well,
I'm not doing that. You will not get me.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
For those extra two dollars. I'm with you, look at it.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Somebody's convenience wise. I know I should, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
If it's someplace that's close by and I know it's
cheaper there, why why wouldn't you just go there?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, I don't disagree. I don't disagree. It's like shipping
and handling fees. If you're going to charge me two
hundred dollars, don't If like, if I see one ninety
nine plus three dollars shipping and handling versus two hundred
dollars versus three with three ninety nine shipping and handling,
I'm like, it's the principle of the thing.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
You're right, And if you're an eBay seller, just do
free shipping. People. If I go on eBay to buy
something and I see something as like eleven dollars shipping.
Screw you, even if the other one is a little
bit more. If it says free shipping, that's what gets
people in it, really, it really does.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
That's how I got my sister her uh Kim Kardashian's
skims for Christmas a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
What of that it was?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
It was like her fluffy robe collection. Oh, Jackie wanted it,
and of course I didn't know to get this to
her until weeks before Christmas. So there I was on
eBay and Poshmark looking up skims.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Please explain Poshmark to me. Is that is that used clothing?
Is that what that is?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
It is it's consignment.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
So I would never in a million years buy anything
on Poshmark.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
That's what you're saying, because you are special that way.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, that's fine, just checking.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
It's not a pure alley, I understand.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, but they have things that you might need, Like
I need a new wallet more than anything else in
the entire world right now. It's ripping on the side.
So like it's happened to me at least three times
in the past month where I'll go to get one
thing and then all of my cards fall out, and
then I'm the idiot, like, sorry.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yep, that's me too. I have because I have way
too many credits.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well yeah, that's you.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
You have a lot of credit. So my wallet bursts
like once every year or two, and I have to
get a new one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, I got to figure out what I'm going to
do Christmas coming up. I guess I can't order that
far out in advance, though, but I guess I need
to because they're shipping problems.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Maybe I'll get you a Wallle for Christmas, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Maybe maybe I'll get you a Walla for Christmas. Well,
you have one already.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It's the Chip's wallet. Oh that's right. Yeah, I love it.
I'm afraid to put anything in there, though, because it
will completely fall apart.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
It's a collector's item after all. So all right, Andrew,
shall we? Yeah, Okay, I need to go to Arby's.
All right, good luck up us.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Although I'm not a fan of the Horsey sauce. We Okay,
it's white and creamy and it's like horse radishy and
I'm not really into it.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Okay, I'm good. No Horsey sauce, got it.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Yeah, because the
Arby cute the Arby. Yeah, Horsey sauce. I'm pretty sure
it's white and creamy. Can we stop talking about this?
I'm good. Thank you have it when it's warm and hot?
Andrew hot, creamy white, saying long John Silver's in the summer. Oh,
tartar sauce, tartar sauce on a hot plate? Oh boy,
long time silvers? Are they still around? No?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, but I never went to one. How is there
not a fast food Chinese place? But we have fast
food fish?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
There is fast food Chinese? What Panda Express?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
There's no drive through Panda Express there. We've said this, Andrew,
there must be look it up. There's got to be
a drive through Chinese restaurant somewhere. There has to be
not doing it.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
There has to be.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
I'll wait until listeners applies me with the info.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
How about Arthur Treachers.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
It was a it was like a fish and chips
fast food place, you know, very prevalent in the age.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh, I need to get Sam. Oh all rkay, let's
clink all right?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Sam? Hey? How you doing? They clink?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Sam?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Why do we talk about sam before, Oh, because I
wouldn't wear other people's clothes. My dad's balls were in
the bathing suit. I wouldn't wear it again that I
told you that. Remember, would you wear someone else's clothes?
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yes, but I wouldn't wear your dad's free balling clothes
if that helps.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
But he washed it. She gave it to you if.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
If I because someone but wait wait wait wait didn't
someone have to borrow your underwear of pants or someone
friend of mine? Carla Marie Carlo Mariie, Yes.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
Borrowed my yoga leggings once and after giving it back
to me and I wore it, I found out she
went commando. Yeah, can I we could agree that crosses
a line. Don't even front whatever you were just fighting.
I agree with everything you just said. But this is
past that line.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
But she washed it.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
It doesn't matter yoga pants in general. No, yeah, exactly,
that's stuff there. Clam touch okay.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Situation all right, do.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Kids listen to this podcast?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
They do?
Speaker 1 (48:06):
You know?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Let me tell you, I must say, Arthur Treachers. They
had fried clams.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
See yes, fast food seafood restaurants thoughts.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
All right, fast food cereal restaurant, fast food seafood restaurants, thoughts, I.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Can get down on some pop Eyes.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's spun stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, I can always do accasion shrimp absolutely.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
All right, Well, thanks for stopping by, Andrew. Let's get
out of.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Here because I need to tell you something for work.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Please follow us on all social platforms at serial Killers PC.
Look at the website.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Look at the website serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
That's that, and in another couple of days you'll be
able to buy something really cool. Yeah, teaser because the
holidays are on the way. I hope it smells good, Okay.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I can only wonder what it will smell like.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Like the clammy yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
All right, on the count of three, one, two, three,
clink all right?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
We do sound effects, yes, no, no clam talk
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