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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Oh, hi Scott, Hi Andy, Welcome to bald Chatoo.
It's Wednesday, September twenty First, do you know what tomorrow is?
Come on, Andrew Cereal. No, it's winding down, winding down.
Tomorrow is the first day of fall. Wow, or autumn
(00:22):
if you prefer autumn. I was never I'd never called
it autumn.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's always fall, idiot, and it's always fall.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
But I guess maybe in other parts of the country,
not in New York, like on the West Coast, leaves
don't fall, so maybe there they prefer autumn. That's true.
I guess we call it fall here because the leaves
fall to the ground.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's actually very u oh sorry, just as the placent
very smart observation. I was gonna say, as the placenta
falls to the floor sent to falls?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
What song is that? You don't know what song that is?
I know, like the bodies hit the floor. No, it's
lightning crashes from Live from nineteen ninety four? What maybe
ninety five?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, Hooplacento falls to the floor. I've never heard that song.
The confusion since in Yes You Have you are flailing
those holongs not to the baby down the hall. I'm
gonna play a clip of it. Yeah, if you don't
know it, I'd be very surprised. You know who Live?
The band Live is right ed kwalchik no Live. Lightning
(01:23):
Crashes the other the pain lies on the riverside. What
was the other big one? Let's see Lightning Crashes was
their big song. I know, I'm sure it is, but
you will have heard it. Let's see. If you haven't,
then I'd be shocked already. You should know it. No,
I don't. I was born in nineteen ninety three. Go
(01:45):
a little further in.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Listen to falls I Have Never, Yes, you have let
a kick in, Let it kick in.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, we're gonna let the hook start.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
The YouTube is gonna flag us for this. We got
to go forward a little more. God, you're in the
boring parts before it. Really, this whole song is boring.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Nah, he goes, Yeah, here it comes. It's building up.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
O feel it coming back again? Nothing good, sun chasing.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I Have Never, Here it comes. You keep saying here
comes ready, I can feeling, Oh God, gosh, is it over?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There we go? Come back again? What is this? Flighty Crashes?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, I think I'm done with this fine good song?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, I think I'm good. Cool. That was something. That's it. Yeah, okay,
I think we should.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Start bull chat with like a throwback song selling the drama.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We'll do like, well, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why would you do that? Send it to me and
I could play it on the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's the one that released was send it to Me.
That was their first big hit, selling the drama, Selling
the drama. Okay, they were a huge nineties band, I
mean mid like mid three when that song came out. Yeah,
but you don't you don't hear like nineties shows and
you don't listen to any nineties music channels ever like that.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, I can't wait for you to say, oh, just
let a kick in.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, just let a kick in.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Absolutely, Oh yeah, just wait, just let a kick in.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You have to know the song. No, this was a
huge hit. This was actually ninety four because you know
where I was when that song was huge where Cedar Rapids.
I remember driving in my Chevy Blame through the cornfields
and that song blaring out the window. Oh please, I'm
gonna see where it charted. Well, I mean it was
an alternative that that's that's why we weren't really number
(04:09):
forty three that's why we weren't really sure of our identity.
And Z one hundred was an alternative station but still
kind of top forty but not.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Be in here before.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, no, never ever. And then their third little song
was Paining Lives by the Riverside, and we played that
for a minute, no idea. All right, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Cool, but there's a YouTube video saying whatever happened to
the band live?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah? Well they still.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think they still perform on those nineties music circuit
within like the Googoo Dolls. This ninety song is just
gangster's paradise. So disagree, you could disagree, but I am
correct on this.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
One, says who says me. Okay, I was actually looking up.
Here's the thing. If you look at that like the
best ninety song of all time, you're gonna get some
Nirvana and I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't agree, see I would. I think Nirvana is great.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hellollllo smells like teen Spirit. I never liked h I
love that song where faro are No? Oh wait, I
can't sing.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I forgot her. Two friends are gonna be mad.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
See it's weird though, because like my kids know Nirvana
songs because people wear the shirts and it's on TikTok
and I think Cooper has a Nirvana shirt. Did she
listen to it? If it's on. If I'm listening to
the rock station in the car and she hears it,
she knows what it is, so it must be on TikTok.
Come as you are as good.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I didn't love that something in the way. I love
that one Something in the way.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You know which other song? I was very surprised I
was a big hit by then.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What Yeah, that one's not great. I feel like maybe
it wouldn't be released nowadays.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, it wouldn't. But how was Kurtkoban.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Twenty seven when he died? That's the twenty seven one?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I don't know. He definitely was twenty seven. I was
really not a big fan of Nirvana, and people like, what,
how could you be a nineties kid? Did not like Nirvana.
I just didn't love their sound. That's all that. When
you have a live selling the drama. That's right, bush glycerine.
Let's see, that wasn't a fart by the way, my
sho he was twenty seven? Okay? Wow? Or ever clear?
(06:16):
I don't know that father of mine? You know that song?
Oh in bloom I like two Santa Monica.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I like also watched the World Die. It was a
good ever Clear song. That was their first hit. Know
who else I realized I liked the other day?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Who? Eve has some good songs? Do you remember Eve?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Of course inside out I would swallow my pride, I
would choke on the rhine, but the lack there of
would be song.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
In the rapper Eve.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I feel like I need to give you a lesson
because that six.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
That was Eve six.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, uh oh, but wait they did Here's to the Night.
That's right that that was a big graduation song, right,
that was a big TRL song. Yeah, I remember that
from TRL. I have to play do you know candy Shop.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
From fifty cent? Oh, welcome to the candy Shop.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He doesn't welcome you, he just says, I'll take you.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
There looking lollipops? Yep, Okay, taste a wonna got The
kid's version is welcome to the Candy Show? Or just
a little bit we can take the in a little bit, Yeah,
a little bit of this, a little bit of well,
we played a lot of fiddy on Z one hundred
back in the day. Hated everything you just said, why
that's what they called him.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Then what about let me think what would be another
What's like in two thousand's song that I loved?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Hmmm?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Uhher, I had that whole Confession's album Confession You. Oh
my god, that album was so good. These are my confessions.
Just when I thought, oh that was good and it
caught up, I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
So caught up.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, I get it. You did you know that one?
Of course I knew. We played the hell out of
it that one played. Yes, that was a jam. Oh
Tattoo like the group Tattoo. Yeah? Do you remember them?
I do, she said, Oh, she said, running through my head,
Running through my head.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I owned that album. I got that for my birthday
one year.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I have that ID from them. You can't even understand.
It goes, this is that due?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yes, you played it for you to Scott d B.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
This is not enough, never was enough.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, all right, I will say one song. I was
never the biggest fan of Evan Essence bring Me to
Life like this song Ivan.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Like I think it's I just never got into it
as much as everyone else.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Jackie just liked our post. Oh thanks, Jackie. Is Luna
listening to the podcast. She is She loves this podcast.
That's who this sounds. Ah. Oh the thing she said,
Oh the think she said.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Let me tell you something, tell me I would rank
this one of the if I had a top one
hundred list, I'm gonna make a controversial list top one
hundred pop songs of the past twenty years.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
This one's on it. Ninety eight percent of the people
listening to this podcast right have never heard the song before. False. Okay,
this song was huge in the early two thousands. Gigantic.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They had that whole MTV Movie Awards performance where they
had all the girls strip.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Okay, that didn't happen. Do you remember the nineties incident?
People remember that one?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Anybody born before the nineteen nineties remembers this.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What Apparently they won't know tattoo even though you know Tattoo.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I do, But that's because I worked here and I
played the song. I don't think a lot everybody did.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They had they were the famous They said they were lesbians.
They were not lesbians.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I know, like, if we played the first note to
that song on the game that we play on the
morning show, nobody would get it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I would in two seconds, you would. I'm really good
at that game. I saw my that's because we're in
the music that with Tattoo, because nobody knows that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We're the music industry. Andrew, I love that.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You're also like, nobody listening knows that one hit number
forty three on the Billboard Hot one hundred. Your song
you said forty fives of selling the drama hit number
forty three, Tattoos all the things she said was a
top ten hit in the United States. Okay, So how
am I crazy?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I don't. I never said you're crazy, I just do
you just craziest people are another one. But they know
live selling the drama. Check it, check it they know.
I bet Matt and Doug do not know who Tattoo is.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I bet you they do, and I bet you they
have the fame they I bet you they've seen the
famous poster of the two of them in bed. Okay,
because that was a big college poster that people had.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I never had that. Well, yeah, you weren't in college.
Did I ever meet them? You probably did. No, I
don't have them in my I don't have them in
my gallery of pictures with really awful. Oh that's another song.
I want to hear what This was a jam too.
How was your weekend?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It was wonderful. I did so much this weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
What'd you do? Just everything? I went to this restaurant. Oh,
what is this? What is this?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I recognize this part? What is this? Who is this?
Is it? Also tattoo? No? Hold on, I'll tell you
what this is. Was this a hit? I love a make?
Came as a lot of fat Let me hear the
actual singers. We played the.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Song two thousands. Oh, this is like two thousands, two thousand. Oh,
here we go, I'll.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Pick it up, pick it up, let's see what he wants. No,
that's it's a business thing. Sounds like the Spice Girls.
Who is this Samantha Mumba? Oh, need me to Nobody
knows the song? Nobody knows it? The lies, the lies?
Everybody everybody knows Samantha Mumba. I vaguely even remember the name.
(11:33):
She probably did it again. How do people know? Lives?
Selling the drama to your lives?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And that was a huge hit. It was not anative radio.
It was then you keep saying on alternative radio? Do
you realize there was so much more to what you
just had.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Samantha Mumba probably played the side stage at Z one
hundred Zootopia outside in the parking lot. I bet you
she didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I bet you she was on stage because that song
was huge, and then she was also in a couple
of movies.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, can we move on?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Fossy, play this random indie song that was on the
Alt Shots.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Everybody knew it, that hit number four in the United States. Okay,
so you mean to.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Tell me then nobody is gonna know that one.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Not nobody, but very few.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Very few.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
They know Squeegee. You don't remember Squeegee.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
They had the song Pleap blow Up. It was great,
it was on the Alt Shots. Andy, We played the
crap out of it. We should put up some sort
of a pole before this airs happily. Okay, which song
have you heard of? Selling the drama?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They know both of them. Samantha Mumba gotta tell you
whatever that hit number four in the United States. Okay, again,
your logic is wrong. It's not it's my age. It's
not my logic, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well then just admit that you didn't know it in
that time and just how big it was.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
But I must have because I worked here and we
played the hell out of it. If it was number four.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Again, there's been a lot of songs we played Demi Lovado,
songs that don't even chart, and yet we play the
crap out like.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The Sweetest Pie song. Mm hm.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The highest that went is like number twenty. But yet
what's actually in the top ten we don't play now.
It's weird. Music's in a weird stand.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Everything is weird. TikTok has ruined everything, but not Squeeges bleep,
blow up. That song was a hit.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Everybody do it in the nineties, Take my beans, Iron
Squeeze Jamia.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh you don't know it. You don't know it?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Idiot?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Who's huge?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Who's huge? Go we take a break because I'm gonna
peel my pants. You're back right after this. Which one
is it? It's not even on the right screen. We'll
be right back. Hit it. Yeah, bleep, blurp, and we're back.
What's so important over there? Andy, I'm just getting text message.
(13:47):
You got buzzies going on? Buzzies? Yeah, oh that reminds me. Buzzies.
Can look it up, look it up. Everybody knows buzzies. Okay,
who's so it was my kaleidoscope, look it up, look
it up? Okay, So we went to adventure Land. Oh,
here we go. It was great. Don't you go to
(14:08):
adventure Let me tell you something. The season Passes really
pays off. It really did. It paid for our you know,
it paid for itself in the first three visits. That's great,
you know. And it's a good time. And there was
nobody there. It was a beautiful day and it was
completely empty on the Sunday, Yesterday, Sunday, Sunday, Wednesday is Wednesday,
whatever Sunday. And but but again with the dumb games,
(14:30):
you know, the shoot the shoot the water gun game
and the Gophers whack them all things, and Cooper's like,
I want that squish mellow, but.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
She's got to stop at the Squish Melton. That's what
I'm gonna spend so much money.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And I refuse to play the game because it would
have cost twenty dollars to get the squish mellow. I'm like,
just go to the Storm buy it. It's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Point yeah, or just go to your nice roller skating
place they have sqush mellows and they said they were
just handed to you.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
They do. And then with the dumb crane game, and
the lady next to us like ha, come, nobody ever
wins those things, I said, because they don't want you
to win. Yeah, the claw is set to not win.
It is set to win every once in a while
to gather excitement. But after that that's it. Sorry day.
They know when there's a big old crowd, and then
they make it tighter and it picks up the thing
and everyone's like whoa, And then everybody tries and they
(15:13):
make it looser. It's a whole thing, Andrew Is. It's
a big scam, big scam, not just at adventure Land.
Everywhere there's a claw game. That's how it works. It
is set to loose every once in a while, tight,
and it picks the thing up. Wow, that thing's a winner,
and everyone lines up. Look, she just got an iPad.
I guess what. The person that won the iPad works
for the damn place and they had to give it back.
(15:34):
And also it's like an iPad generation. That thing's been
sitting there for a while. It's funny a lot of
those games that you could see, the things that they're
all faded and dusty because they've been in there for years.
Because nobody wins that craft, that poke game and the
cut game and everything that's be it? What was that?
Just someone passing the window? You squirreled, Sorry, Carla, Andrew squirreled.
(15:55):
I didn't squirrel until you called it out. Well I
wasn't talking, I know, but I saw you make a motion,
so you need to address it. Who was it? I
don't know. Well, the YouTube audience wants to know. I
don't know who who walked past.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He's someone who works at a different station. Also, we've
been getting a lot more subscribers.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Cool, we almost up to one thousand. We still got
a waste to go. We asked everybody to please subscribe.
I think we need two fifty. Is the Queen stuff over? No?
I mean by this point, probably because you remember last
week when we said, oh the Queen, she might be dead.
She was by the time the thing aired. Yeah, yeah, no, sad.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
There was something I was going to bring up. Oh
I went to this fun restaurant.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Fun restaurant. Yeah, it was it like Rainforest Cafe.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Or Okay, first of all, love that place.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
There aren't too many of them left, so sad.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
There's one in the Menlo Park Mall in New Jersey.
If you want to go with me one day. I
always try and get my mom to go, and she
doesn't want to go. Ever, those monkeys have been there
for thirty years, So fast restaurant. I love the Rainforest
Cafe with all of my heart. I love that place
so much. Give me my chicken fingers while also giving
me like a rainstorm with an animatronic gorilla in the corner.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
What's the deal with them though? I mean they're all closing.
I have a few of them least.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well, when you think about it, the business model kind
of sounds like somebody was like real high on something
in the eighties and.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Was like, we should make it a fake Safari. Well,
all of them. Everybody wants to eat no fake zoo.
I remember doing the groundbreaking for the All Star Cafe
in Times Square with like Andre Agassi and Joe Montana
and those guys all got together and they opened that
place that failed, was the All Star Cafe? Or am?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I think there used to be a hard rock cafe
in Times Square? Right?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I think that's gone.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I have no real one of my earliest memories is
going to that hard Rock cafe. No clue why I
was in the Times Square one or for what it was.
Maybe my parents who were watching at something.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You know, they do that sometimes we didn't go to
a problem. Then there was also the Fashion Cafe that
all the Heidi Klume and all the supermodels were a
part of. That vanished real quick. There was a whole
There was a whole thing like in the in the
mid to late nineties, like of all these themed cafes
in the Times Square area and they all have gone away.
Well hollywoodline of Hollywood's gone too, right? Planet Hollywood is
(18:02):
that's still in Times does? They're all? I don't think
there's a hard rock in New York anymore? Isn't there?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It was Planet Hollywood because there's a Planet Hollywood in
Disney Springs in the globe and has all the movie
memorabilia everywhere. That's what I was thinking of. It was
a Planet Hollywood. I feel in Times where can be
google this? Hey, Siri, is there still a hard rock
cafe in New York City?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
One possibility is hard Drop Cafe?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
On it was Planet Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, but I want to see if there was still
hard rock.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, there is this on Broadway, Planet Hollywood, Times Square.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You're confusing her, You're confusing her? No, no thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
The second is.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Hard rock cafe on West forty eighth Street, about three
miles to your north. What there's two of them?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
You want?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, I don't understand. They carrying Hollywood two hard Rock cafe.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, the planet Hollywood is still open, and this person
gave it a four star review. Was seated in five minutes,
got food quickly, very tasty and good drinks.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well because there's nobody there. They're the place that had
the Captain crunched chicken tenders. MM. So good that seems interesting.
They don't make a face, They're delicious, they're very Every
time we had an event there, we always made sure
that we had the Captain crunch chicken tenders. We used
to have so many events there in Hollywood. Yeah, and
I remember when I remember when Chips ninety nine came
(19:20):
out and here we go and they had the two
Eric Strada and John and Larry Wilcox were both there
seven Mary, three and four on the motorcycles.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
They pulled right up to the hard Rock. That must
have been the biggest day.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
It was insane. I didn't get to be there. I
only saw a video. I was in awe. I'm not
even surprised. I don't think I knew about it, otherwise
i'd have been there.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But back to Rainforest Cafe, yes, they need to bring
those back. I freaking love that place.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't see a new Rainforest Cafe opening anywhere. There
was also Mars twenty one twelve. That's right, Oh god,
that's by Radio City. Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
There was no reason for that to exist ever. It
was like a weird themed space spacing. Yeah, you took
a ride to get in and then it was just
an arcade.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
We had events there also. I don't remember what we
did there, but oh we I think we had in
sync there. Yeah, that was weird. But before they were huge,
and then I kind.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Of think that probably daven Busters took all the shine
away because it's like, hey, what if we gave you
instead of giving you like you're gonna fake Mars space station,
we just made you feel like you were in a
bar with like really fun games everywhere.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah. I don't know. They don't need to have a theme.
The age of theme restaurants, I think is gone. It's
so sad. And you know, you know where you see
a lot of Rainforest cafes is in other countries. They
seem to have survived in other countries along with the
Planet of hollywoods and the hard Rocks. They're every like
if you go to Cancun, they got one of everything. Really.
Oh yeah, Disney has a rainforest cafe. Well, if it's
in Disney Springs, it must be relatively new.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No, I think there's I could be wrong, but I
feel like there's one in Animal Kingdom and also Disney Springs.
There was also one in the Volcano, and then I
think there's one in the in Animal Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I also remember seeing one fairly recently at the MGM
Grand in Vegas. I don't know if that one's there
anymore because they had some construction.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I think it was closed, but it's just not you know,
it's it was such a good time period. Yeah, so
when we were a country or real country. You're right,
the rainforest cafes everywhere as far as the eye could see.
What time did you say you had to leave five
minutes fifty five at what time?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Ten five? So we got another fifteen minutes? Yeah, Okay,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, there is one in Yeah, one in Animal Kingdom,
and then I think there's one in Disney Springs.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Animal Kingdom makes sense. Although we were there and I
don't remember seeing it, but that's also because it was
pouring rain and we were literally dripping the entire time.
That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Okay, there are two good here. I would okay, I
think we should make a day of that. Would you
come with me to what if I bought you Rainforest Cafe?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Nobody will go with me when the kids come? Sure,
I don't know if Ah would be into it, but
I think Cooper would love it. I Cooper's never experienced that.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It was funny because when my grandma was still alive,
we she would always be like whenever I'd meet them
at the mall, my mom and her, she'd always be like,
do you want to go to Rainforest Cafe? And she
was always my advocate for it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But with just chicken fingers and burgers. I don't care.
I want theombie they sell like fried monkey or anything
like that. No, I want the ambiance. Okay, you went
the dust falling from the ceiling as the monkey swing
in the rain, in the fake rain. Perfect. Hold on,
let me just make sure it's still open, because it's closed.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Hold up, so would you do get up muff feet
and stop making to excuses.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Okay, okay, okay, what song is that. I wasn't trying
to Nobody knows city highs. What would you do? Yes,
they do? Nope, so that one people know mom sells
crack everything.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yes, just because you liked the song doesn't mean the
collective consciousness also agrees with you.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I didn't say I liked it. I know it. But
you also knew gott to tell you. Because a mom
sell crack in the streets so she can survive or whatever.
She doesn't say that it's not the lyrics, it's not crack. No, yeah,
oh yeah, your mama sells crack everything. It's not your
mama sells or there's crack mentioned. Someone's selling your body
or crack or something. They're selling something they're not supposed
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to be selling. That's all I know to survive, Right.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Girl, you ain't the only one with a baby that
ain't excuse to be living all crazy. Then she looked
me right square in the eye, said, every day I
wake up hoping to die. She said, you got to
know about pain, cause me and my sister ran away
so my daddy wouldn't For I was a teenager. I've
been through more than you can't even relate. Right, But
there's no mom lyric.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
But there's someone sells crack of bodies in the street.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
There is huge truth story at this real wild party.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I think it's crack. It's not.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
There's no crack reference. Hold please, no, no, no, I need
to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I need to figure this out. Let me. Let me
go through this journey. You go through the journey.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Menlo Park Mall. Okay, it's the first thing I'm scattering today.
It would Okay, it's still open.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's still open, Scott, it's still open.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
We can go.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Isn't it fun? Yeah? I'm ready, City high, I got it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Been a nice call. Run huh, getting really sick. Oh god,
I can't see anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I really I need glasses.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
You say this all the time. I know about five
six hus Her name is Line, she would.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, this is Tate McCrae. Stupid.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Okay, No, there is nothing. It's about strippers.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, selling bodies.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
and his daddy's gone. Because we're smoking rock now right now? Yeah, okay,
but that's not the.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Same thing. They're selling cracking bodies and sex.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Nobody's selling crack. He's saying smoking crack right, very different. Right, Well,
they sell that, they sell the body so they can
get some crack.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
That's what they do. That's what the song says.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay, your interpretation of the song was all wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Dad, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So we're smoking rock now, in and out of lockdown.
I don't got a job now. For you, this is
just a good time. But for me, this is what
I call it life. This is Lonnie talking to him.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Right, I'm selling. I'm selling myself in the street for crash.
She has to support her child and rock. No, she
doesn't sell rock. I can't. She wants to smoke rock,
so she needs to sell herself to smoke it. They
need money. They do need money. They're not a lockdown
they do.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Mmm.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And with that, shall we take a break? What would
you do? What would you do?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm John Kinones you see.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
What would you do? I had what would you do? Moment?
And what was it? I told you about?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
It?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Didn't I what? I found? The kid's computer and a
cell phone? Yes, yeah, what would you do? What would
you do? What lengths would you go to to get
that kid his computer back? In a nutshell? So I
was in a park. I rode my bike to a
park and I'm sitting on a park We'll see a
computer in a bathroom. I'm sitting on a park bench.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It belongs to a student. Well, let's see what's.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Some that's right? Maybe it was a setup. Could you
imagine if John Kenyon's popped out of the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
If John Kinnones popped out and surprised you, I would
have lost my mind.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
That would have been you know, I didn't even think
of that, and he would have done like the thing
where it's like, you're a very good man. What is
your name? No, but they want they want more stuff
that makes people cry and think just me bringing some
kid his computer bag back was but I mean, I
went out of my way to find that kid.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
But you know what, the kid also would have had
to have been like a real big overactor because they
always get the I don't understand how people don't think
that these people are actors because they're so obvious.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
It'll almost be like.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
The situation is just so outlandish, Like the kid would
have to be like running around like.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Where's my computy? Well, and then the mom would be
like it has heirlooms in it. His dad died and
his computer is gone. It is always a story, always
a story. Yeah, I don't know. The kid that I
went up to started backing away from me, so he
was afraid of me.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
The worst is the ones where it's like, uh, there
was one in a hair salon and you could clearly
tell that they were It was like being baited because
the kid wanted to get like pink hair and it.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Was a boy. Yes, that's right, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
No nine year old keeps looking over to adults and
being like, is it okay if I dye my hair pink?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And there happened to be like a seventy year old
guy and they're like, no, that's gay exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
But instead the little kid has to keep being like,
but I really want to dye of pink?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
What should I do now?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
No kid at nine is being left alone in the
hair salon, And then they always go do that same
actress who she was a waitress all the time and
she drove always a waitress, but she was so identifiable
because she was in so many of them. But even
the waitress ones are so corny too, because it's always like, hey,
we don't want to serve people who have brown hair.
You need to leave, And of course it's always takes
(27:43):
place in New York, so you always have to have
like the loud mouthed people being like.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What the hell are they doing? Now? I agree with you, darling.
Oh god, that's always the worst.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The worst is always the really racist old New York
lady who's just like I just don't know, I just
don't know, or the one that like goes like super
emotional and it's like come here, come me a baby,
come here, and it just like gives him hug. They
can leave, they can leave. That's technically the mom who's
the actress. And then John Kinnioni's always has to come
(28:13):
out and be like.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Break break. This is gonna get worse. It gets. So
he gets on the radio, No break break, come out
now in the control room, which is the kitchen or
wherever the hell they're set up. That show is done,
I guess because the scenarios were just too outlandish. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
They keep going, and like I said, it always is
in New York or New Jersey. Half the diners in
my area have been visited by John Ky the Malibu
Diner in Hobook.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
It was like their home base.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
At some point it was if you'd go in there
and all of a sudden it be like I want
to take my emotional support peacock into the store.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You're like, oh, where is he? Where's Sean? I know
he's in here. They'll probably bring it back from time
to time as like a special or whatever, just like.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I think it's still on, is it? Because when I
turn on, uh, I think it's it's an ABC show. Yes,
So sometimes there's just marathons of it. I used to
like the Chris Hansen one, so to catch a Predator, Yes,
and then it turned out he was a predator.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah. See he ruined it for everyone because that was
such a great show.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, what are you doing here? Also, in hindsight, it's
nuts to think that we watched a show where like
pedophiles were busted on live television.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You'd walk into the room and the guy's just sitting
on the couch and naked. So, John, what are you doing?
I was pizza.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
There was gonna be.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No funny business with lube and vibrators one of my
favorite ones. I don't know how he kept a straight face.
I'm just hanging out with lube. I'll never forget that one.
It was very funny. It wasn't supposed to be funny,
but it was funny.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, it wasn't supposed to be But again it's in
hindsight one of those where it's like, what were we doing?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
What are you doing with lube and panties? Right? Why
did you invite a fourteen year old? Though I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It was just an innocent movie night. And then they
bring up the chat history. Nope, why are you naked?
But that was also like Room Raiders on MTV, and
I bring this one up, I think vaguely remember that.
People don't realize it, but I'll mention it after the break.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh, I can't wait, you're back.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So Room Raiders, the whole generation of MTV reality dating
shows that was like when I was growing up in
the two thousands, were insane. Next Room Raiders.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Hold on a second, Oh I got a phone call? No no,
no to the other studio were still I didn't need
to hear that.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Next Room Raiders. Uh, some parental control all insane. But
Room Raiders was insane because you'd get quote unquote kidnapped, okay,
and then whoever was going to date like she would
check their rooms and then based off the room. They
would pick who they wanted. But here's where it gets weird.
And I don't think people talk about enough in the
(30:56):
kit that the girl or guy could inspect a room
on they would have a black light.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I remember, yes, I remember that. Oh why for no reason? No?
And this is where it's insane.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
At like thirteen, you're watching people be like, ooh, stains
all over this bed? Yeah, and it's like, are we
looking at this person's But.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
That doesn't necessarily mean it was jiz. I mean that
could be anything. I'm just saying I don't need to
see buckety. It could tell whatever. They make it seem
like it's like bad stuff, but well, I mean not
that it's bad stuff, just stuff whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The worst is when they would do that and then
they'd be like, your room was too messy.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I was not picking you. There really weren't too many
MTV shows that I watched. I mean, obviously Beavis and
butt Head. What I know what Beavis and butt Head is.
I gotta tell you the new ones not great. I
know he said that not great and that was and
then that's it. What else was on MTV? I mean,
I wasn't a TRL guy I mean we were a
big part of it because we were you know, that
was huge at the time. Yeah, you know, and I'm
(31:54):
sure we had car We had Carson on doing some
I think, you know what before Seacrest, Carson did something
on the radio station for a while. He did like
ten to two or something ten to twelve. He did
like a quick show for a while. Oh more, Cereal
just arrived. Can't wait at Serial Kill is h Q? Yeah, well,
you know what. H q's gonna be moving pretty soon,
(32:14):
I know. And I'm not sure if we're gonna be
able to receive cerial new places either, because they're gonna
bring a box. Is not gonna be anywhere to put it.
We should open a peel box, but then we have
to go pick it up and bring it to work anyway,
So what's the true I don't know. Yeah, we're gonna
have to figure that out. Yeah, but yeah, MTV shows,
I don't know. I don't remember. I didn't race home
from high school to watch shows on MTV, and if
(32:34):
I definitely I don't. But I think I think when
I was in high school there were still music videos
playing in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
High school, not as much, but like I would say
two thousands to like two thousand and five. I was,
I was in it, And they also had the MTV Challenge.
I you still love the Real World World Reals Challenge.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
See, I never watched I didn't like The Real World.
I remember when I was all the rage when I
first started.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
A season of the Real World Is the Best.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
What was the name of that guy, that Puck? Puck?
I remember Puck? Everyone hated him. Yeah, he got kicked
off the show. That was like really early, that was
before I watched it. Yeah, that's when I that's what
I would have watched it, but didn't really.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
But he was on one of the challenges and he
got kicked off Battle of the Sexiest too. Okay, great season.
He got married on it and then got divorced.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah that's really I don't really remember any other shows.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, but the Real Real Challenge was a good one.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Would we have been good on that? We wouldn't have
been on either show together? Why, I don't remember what
it was about. It was a room full of people,
wasn't it? Pretty much just like Big Brother? So I'm
just gonna say it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Okay, the Real World road Rules Challenge two different shows.
What do you think they're doing?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Those are two different shows. Yeah, I know, what do
you think they're doing? They're challenge they're trying to win there.
It is okay, So I don't understand the coded that
one real Why why couldn't we have been on either
one of those shows?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Because I was too young to be on the real world.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I mean if it was now, I would not want
to be on the real World. That was like the
predecessor of Big Brother, wasn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It was just Big Brother without any challenges, right, and
it used to be really good. But then I think
you found too many people that the format kind of
got stale, and I don't know how you really revitalize
that without adding challenges.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Then they just wound up being not that they were
actual actors, but they just, you know, they they got
too many people that were fame hunger. It was a
bit scripted. I think. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Well then Jersey Shore kind of took over.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, I was never into it, but theme houses kind
of took over.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
In added respect, nobody wants to watch like seven Strangers
from around the country. They want to watch all people
with trashy New Jersey accents.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, and cribs was. I watched a little bit of that.
Loved Cribs, so Cribs is a good one. Anyway, Oh,
singled out single? That was single? That was the was
the game show with Jenny McCarthy And the door is open.
I hear it.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well, I don't think it's bleeding through, so I.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Mean, if I can hear it, it's probably come through
the microphone. I don't think. So we only have a
minute left. And uh and Colin Quinn, I see, I
didn't like him on that show. He was like the no,
it was that. No, that wasn't singled out, damn it.
That was Remote Control. Do you remember Remote Control? It
was Remote Control with with Colin Quinn. I forget who
the host was. I think just Jenny McCarthy was unsingled out.
(35:12):
I don't remember. It's all a big blur, you know. Well.
They also had.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Diary Daria, No Diary, Daria MTV Diary, where like this
is the diary of That's right, yeah, with all different celebrities.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I didn't like Daria.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I didn't like Daria either. A lot of that humor
is just not my thing.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
No, I like Beavis and butt heead then, but I
guess maybe I was just domb and young. Then whatever,
all right, so you gotta go, I think so okay, Well,
thank you so much for listening to bolt Chat. This
promise next week's will be longer. Don't make any promises
you can't keep. We might even even have one next week.
Why I don't know. Oh on Monday, make sure you're
here for an all new serial Killers. We may have
(35:53):
a bonus episode this Friday. Oh we might no promises,
we're gonna try for. We might have our snack guy
might be coming up Monday. We'll be with our buddy Brimstone.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh yeah, right, and and his and his co host.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Kelly One sick, Kelly one sack? Sorry, kel Kelly? What
is that?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yes, Kelly, I got a weird h Why did it's gone?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
What you know we're still recording right? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
This is funny what somebody commented on our YouTube Why
did Scott reference the roller skating party that happened a
week ago? Well, you know, because we don't record like
day of Well you say that all the time, and
this listener called you out on it on our YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't understand. I love the YouTube page. I wouldn't
I didn't get called out. I mean I said it
was last week. Kim. Oh my god, her name is Kim. Sorry,
I'm so sorry, Kim, Kim, Kim, I knew it was
with a K. I forgot. I'm sorry. I'm old, old
man brain. You didn't know it at all? Well I
was looking it up. Yeah, me too, Kim. Sorry Kim. Okay, anyway,
(36:57):
thank you for listening. We'll see you on Monday with
an all new Serial Killers with Brimstone and Kim from
their podcast, and potentially this Friday.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
You might hear a bonus episode. But if not, it's
coming soon.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Wink wink. All right, until we see you on Monday,
have a great week and a wonderful weekend. Say click, andro.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Click, just use one spoon, just use one like yeah,
that's good, smooth.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Not really, We really do have to figure out what
we're gonna do when we move. There's no room for
this table. I have no room for anything, Superman box nothing.
What are we gonna do? I don't know. I don't
know either. It's coming soon. Ah bye