Bowl Chat - Kiss My Grits

Do you like your grits with sugar? Butter? Plain? However you like em, we discuss grits. Exciting for sure.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to bowl Chat. Today is Wednesday, May eleventh, Andrew,
are you ready?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Doesn't look like it, It.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Doesn't look like put this over here.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Okay, just give me a second. You are such a turd. No,
I mean such a turd. But we do this every
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We do. No, we don't, we do. You are such
a little sneaky snake. That's what you are. What thing?
Oh you're not ready? Oh I'm scared. That's serial killers International.
Here we go, chat bull to chat chat new one.

(00:39):
Can we get something like there has to be a
song that has bowl in it? And that hurt? That
was really loud. It hurt my precious little ears.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I know before there's like seventeen things that I said
save it for bull chat, and I don't remember any
of them.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, I have one. Why is this table?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I wasn't here yesterday the studio and everyone just threw
everything on this table. There's bananas and slim fast and
wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men and candles and
games and cologne and extra microphones and pens.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
What okay, what's up with gunness? Just lead with what's
the matter? Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Scary oh, Scary back for Eminem's.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You like your sneakers? Thank you? Yeezis Scary is trying
to plump up so he can lose weight. He's eating gum.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
There's no no, you know what. He comes in here
multiple times the morning and takes peanut Eminem's handfuls.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, listen, I mean, I had some peanut and m
and ms myself. Would you like to defend yourself? Scary?
Feel free?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
How do you resist peanut m and ms?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well, I mean you can't all kinds of emin ms,
peanut butter, Eminem's, caramel eminems, the mint ones. They have
new cookie ones, the cookies and cream ones they I mean,
and and it's just a whole lot of goodness in
a little chocolate capsule that doesn't melt in your capsle.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Do you know what my melt in your hands?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
My favorite eminem always was, and it was not a
very popular one, Almond Eminem's. I don't even know if
they still make them, but they were my favorite.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Em and ms were great.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
And then there was the dark chocolate ones, which I
think they still have and I love those.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I like the peanut butter. Peanut butter is great.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
But yeah, right now, moving on to some extra gum.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
We're not sponsored, so you don't have to worry they're
not watching this.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
One day I aspired to be on an episode of
serial Killers.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh this is bulshit mine. Oh this is the Companion podcast.
This is the sister podcast the serial Killers where we
just talk about whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, well, it's nice to I would liked it.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Well, I'd like to talk about maybe being on the
parent podcast serial Killer.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, you can do that. We can make that happen.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, we'll make it happen. We'll do a Brooklyn Boys
serial Killers mashup.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
So just the Brooklyn Boy yes, singular, Yeah, we'll do that.
You know what, damn it. Brody's gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Hey, what about me? You don't like me because he
listens to this. Well, we'll do a crossover episode. I
think that would be fun.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I just just think I can only take one of
you at a time. I don't know if we could
do Brody and Scary or Scary Ambrody on the same
episode multiple times.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
We could definitely do.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, but there's only one of him, do you understand?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
But one of him is equal to like forty two
other people. I'm get hair now.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
It's been great being on my first episode of bull
Chat ever.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I love you guys. Yes, and you'll be on our
serial Killers podcast very soon.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Take a whole pack. We have plenty done. You got it?
Have a chocolate peanut butter?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Who done?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Uh? What were we about to say? I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was about to talk about the pimple that's on
my forehead, and oh.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, I said, there was all kinds of stuff on
the table and you put your your palm on your face.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Because you were just complaining. You were doing your normal
complaint complaining. I was just see that there's crap all
over the place. And I come back after I wasn't
here for a day and everything's just moved around.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's not what is wrong with your head.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's not my head. It's your head.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, the outer part of your head. Oh, the inner part.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
But if you're watching this on YouTube, you can't really
see it in this camera. Which why aren't you using
the good camera? Because that required me to go in
there and I just didn't want. Oh I say it now,
so I got a pimp. I Well, here's the thing.
You can't pick it. I know, I'm a picker. I'm
not I pick, and it's my fault for picking. And
I hate that I picked. And I have a wedding
on Friday, and I need this to go away by Friday.

(04:30):
It doesn't work up at this point. See Amy also
is like she's a big pimple popper. Yeah, if she has,
if anybody has when she wants to pop it, yeah
to me, No, I just I feel like if something
comes out on your body, it's there for a reason.
It will go away eventually.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It may be in a bad place for something you
have coming up for pictures, but that's even worse.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah. No, No, and one hundred percent is worse. And I'm
many one hundred percent. And I've picked this area before.
This is what they consider your team, right, it's a triangle,
the T zone.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Okay, that means it's gonna scar.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, it just means that. That's like the skin is lighter,
So it means if you're gonna get a pimple or
something there, it's gonna show. So I have this sweet
it's not even a pimple. It's a scab at this point,
and so I just need the scab to go away.
I'm i was thinking of like walking in with a
band aid on my forehead today, But I'm like, that's
definitely way more. You could also just leave it alone. No,
I am the next couple of days, like, now that

(05:23):
I know it's just a scab, I just gotta dry
the sucker out.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Put a little neosporn on it, and just call it
a day.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Rubbing alcohol and neosporn. That's what I do. Worst place
to get a ZiT go here?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hello, I believe it's on your tongue, because that is
a z that is painful.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's a canker sore.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's a z it. It's not as it I think
it is. Look it up. Can you get a ZiT
on your tongue?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
You can't. It's a canker sword. Oh it's a little
chunk on your tongue. It's a different thing.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Whatever it is. That's the worst place or on your
butt that you.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Have to sit on. Oh that's again, that's a hemorrhoid.
Now it is.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And you have a little red pimple on your butt cheek.
That's that. I'm not talking about your buttthole, I mean.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
On your butt cheek. That's a canker sowred.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
No, no, no, can you get a pimple on your tongue?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
You can't pimple on your tongue. Look, it's right here.
I just googled it. They're called lie bumps. They appear
as red or white swollen bumps on the tongue. They
look or feel like a pimple. They can be painful,
even when you aren't eating or drinking. Some people experience burning, itching,
or tingling sensations on their tongue. So that's the most

(06:27):
live whatever it's it's a pimple. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's not like that. That annoys you, but you being like, oh,
I'm back, everything looks terrible. How about you today? That's fine.
Do you like grits? I do like grits. I do too,
that's cool.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
The instant ones are not as good as if you
get them in a restaurant. I love waffle House grits.
There listen, and the diner by my house. Ever since
I was a little kid, there was always a sign
written in magic marker that was hanging right over the
dessert case where the lemon merangue is.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It says we have grits. And then as soon as
COVID started, No more grits. That's sad.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't know what COVID has to do with grits.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
There's a grit shortage you didn't hear.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
But like a bowl of grits, I put a pat
of butter and a packet of sugar and mix it
and it is so delicious.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Wow, that's not that bad. Pat is a little, tiny,
little square. It's not a chunk. I mean, I don't
think grits are probably healthy for you, but why isn't
it just some kind of grain with with what milk
and stuff? No, I don't know. It doesn't sound like
it would be good for you. But I mean maybe
the way like a in the South they make it
would be yeah, well because they put all kinds of
fat an butter, right, but I would like that.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's delicious.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's like a homemad grit that way.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I bet you our friend what's his name, has delicious grits.
I just I said his name before her Yeah, yeah,
big herm. I bet he makes grits in his place.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I would love to go there. Can we drive down?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
It's Atlanta right somewhere down there.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I have always wanted to go to Atlanta. There's several
cities on my list that I want to go see.
Atlanta's one of them. Were you there? I want to
go to Denver?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Weren't you there in ninety six? And didn't you like
thwart a bombing at the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Wasn't that you? What?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
You don't even know what?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
This is what we know you? And then they made
a movie out of it. Yeah, Richard Jewel, Yeah, why
was I there? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I thought it was you what.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I have no idea. Are you good today?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Nope, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You are in several different places. I don't think it's
here though I am. And I haven't seen a pat
of butter since I was in Sleepway camp. You want
me to cut you a pat of butter and we
could put that on?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, that's that's not it, though, like it. They actually
come in pats when I was when I was in camp,
individual little it would give us a piece of white
bread like we were in jail, and a pad of butter.
It was a little wax piece of wax cardboard with
a small slice of butter, which is a pat and
a little wax paper on top of it. And that's
what we that's what we would would use for our bread.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, I was telling Jackie my prison meal today was
I love And I know it's gonna sound really stupid,
but the mini pretzels like the I don't know who
the maker of the mini pressman. Yes, they make many
ones in a clear bag now they used to not
be in a clear bag. That used to be in
a yellow bag. Clear bag. Yes, it's like see through clear.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is there a logo printed on it?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, it's just as weird. But it's like a pound
of mini pretzels.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I don't think that's Bachmann's then, because there's a still
yellow and whatever. Their butter pretzels are the best false.
Dislike those immensely. I don't like the fake butter the
best for me. I don't think it's fake either.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, I'm not a fan. Anyway, back to my story. Sorry,
I love eating handfuls of the mini pretzels.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Will you say many? Do you mean like the little nubs?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
No, Like they're small pretzels, Like they're twisted like a pretzel. Yes, okay,
and I love chugging them with some water. I yes,
you have the crunchy salty pretzel and then as you're
chewing it, you drink water at the same time. M.
Chef's kiss delicious.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's almost like eating cereal with water.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I listen, don't not till you try it. I like
to here's my thing.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I like to suck on a pretzel until it gets
soft and then I can just mush it with my tongue.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
But what's who's that? Uh? It's for work? Okay, Well,
this is work, so don't worry. This is work.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
So but by most of the time, by the time
I can't get it that far, I just crunch it.
Same thing with an M and M. Like if I'm
sucking on it, just because I wanted to melt in
my mouth, I can't wait and I crunch it, kind
of like the tutti pop thing. How many licks do
you know?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I eat two three?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I know?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's the owl?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
They used to play those all the time. Yeah, one, two, three, three? Okay?
So what was I saying?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
We were pretzels, little bags of pretzels, pats of butter.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Grits, not grits. Oh, you were onto something?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Were going candies? You wanted to go to Atlantic warheads.
Nothing was canned.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I need to talk about this one. I can't let's remember.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Let's go back to Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, Okay, go ahead, Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
You don't have to write it down.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I click it all. Remember Atlanta. Okay, now I'll remember it. Okay.
So back to the warhead warheads? I can wait, wait,
hold on, what do you mean back to we never
were we never said warheads, but you were talking about
sucking on candy, so it made me think of warheads.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's the one with the fizzy stuff inside. New Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Those were the ones that had They came in like
all different colors, jawbreakers. It was the guy with like
the exploding head, and they were about like big because
there was crazy because there was fizzy croud inside. No,
it was just extremely sour on the inside. Huh. And
the black warheads were the craziest ones. They were like
clear and you would suck on them and I can't

(11:30):
do sour because my left eye twitches. I'm just telling
the truth.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did you used to get them from the ice cream truck?
What warheads?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
No? When I was in school, people used to bring them,
but they were like a band candy, oh, because it
was like you couldn't have gum or candy in school
and then people like would bring warheads in and that
was like the thing when you were growing up in
the suburbs. Was there an ice cream truck in the neighborhood? Yes,
but depending on that, it only started coming more as
I got older. When we were kids, it's like, I

(12:01):
don't know, like for to like eighth grade, we used
to have to tell my uncle to call the ice
cream trucks because there wouldn't be an ice cream.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And now you do it on an app. But when
I was little, yeah, yeah, there's an ice cream truck
I know in Jersey and it's on an app. You
just get it to come.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's insane. These kids have it way too easy.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Because when I was little, we had the circus Man.
It was a circusman truck. Yeah, and I remember the guy,
the driver's name. His name was Warren. And one time
he came in our pool. He jumped over the thing
in the ice cream truck and he went in the
pool and then he went back and he gave us
all free ice cream.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was great. But see they also had lots of
I don't know, I guess now it would be called
racist candy back in the day. I always remember because
when you would buy ice cream or whatever, they would
give you a little stick of gum and it was
an orange wrapper and there was a Chinese guy on it. Oh,
you know, the stereotypical moment, the hat and the eyes
and everything, and you can't you can't do that anymore,
and then they can't do Do you remember Alexander the Great,

(12:57):
that grape, Alexander the Grape it was. There were there
were three of them. There was Alexander the Grape. There
were lemonheads, which they still have. Yeah, and there was
cherry clan. Now cherry clan is not okay anymore. No,
do you want to see a picture of what the
box like. So those were the three because there was
cherry grape, I want to be shocked was actually approved.
There was cherry grape and lemon and they still make

(13:18):
the lemon heads. And I think you can find Alexander
the Grape out there somewhere. So this was it was
kind of like a I guess, a tiny little jawbreaker.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I like jawbreakers, Yeah, I find them, like the gob stoppers.
I love. I liked gob stoppers too. They're still out, yes,
yeah they are Okay, so this is this was cherry clan.
Oh no, yeah, oh no.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
But see as kids, we thought nothing of it.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, that's funny. It was delicious approved and people were
able to buy that. Well, I don't know if it
was approved. It just it just that's just it's just
what that was eighties forer era pan that was eighties,
right that that's so bad.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, no, they couldn't do that now, no anyway, no
Cherry clan. But so now, first of all, we never
had a soft ice cream truck in our neighborhood ever. Ever,
it was always the bars. We got the WWF wrestling
bars and snow cones and all that. Guard we had
SpongeBob and bugs Bunny. The best is when the gumballs
were on the eyes. First of all, that is the
worst gum of all time. It is any gum that

(14:23):
comes on an ice cream bar. Those things have those
suckers have been on there for yep, kow white sometime,
and a lot of times they were misplaced so they
weren't exactly in the ice mouth. Yeah, and the color
would all ooze off onto the ice cream, disgusting.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Bugs teeth or actually where his eyes Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of what I like my
fa My favorite then and I don't like it anymore,
is remember the it was like a chocolate Eclaire, but
it had that hard chunk of chocolate in the middle.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I think good humor. It was a good humor thing.
Good humor I think still makes it. My favorite was
the push pop. I love the rainbow push pops. Those
things were so fricking good. And the thing is they
sold them at Gross three stores, but it wasn't the
same exactly because my cafeteria used to sell them in
school and when you could get them, and the ice
cream truck would sell them, and then you could buy

(15:10):
it in the store sometimes and it's just all three
had different flavors.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
But sometimes it was so hard that when you pushed it,
either the straw went through your finger, yes yeah, or
it broke. You're like damn it and it would come
out and you couldn't push it up. Stupid thing happened.
You were stuck peel the cardboard. I would get a
pen and try to jam a pen in there to
push it up.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
The worst is when you would have it too and
you'd be like licking like.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
The cardboard towards the end like huh, or you would
push it too far the whole thing would fall out
of the card onto the street and then I would cry.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, they also had missus Field's cookies.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah no, that was not for us.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
They used to sell cookies and they would prepackage them
in like two or three and those were the best
cookies ever. My favorite ice cream truck story is, you know,
when I was a kid, I went to Hebrew school,
so it was probably ten or eleven or whatever, and
the ice cream truck always used to park outside the
school so the kids could get it before or after,
and they didn't, you know, the school didn't like that.
And then the guy was like, yeah, you don't like that,

(16:06):
and he started selling hot dogs and like pork hot dogs,
which they don't like at a temple. And so I
just remember the rabbi like running out, chasing after the
guy like an old man, and the guy was just
driving away, but yeah, he was like, screw you, we
don't want us her here, I'm gonna sell hot dogs. Yeah.
I feel like mobile food truck should be more like obviously,
ice cream trucks are you know, a staple, but they

(16:27):
should do more different types of like roaming food trucks right, like,
oh wow, here's the burrito truck coming around? Are you
kidding me? Yeah? I love every minute of that. They
have food truck festivals now where it's just all food trucks. Line,
I'm saying, like an ice cream truck. Like they play
the music and you you're like, oh, that's the burger truck.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Wait. The ice cream truck that we have now in
our neighborhood is so useless. First of all, he goes
like ninety miles an hour. He just flies up the
block and he's like do do and he goes fly
and he's wearing these giant headphones, this guy, so he's
not paying attention. He doesn't need obviously he doesn't want.
I think he's a rug truck, I really do, you know.
And it's an old like early eighties van with all
jankity everything, and the exhaust fumes just filled the neighborhood.

(17:09):
It's the it's and the signals always on. One signal
is always flashing and the other one is broken. So
I just I don't I think there's some sinister stuff
going on there because I don't think he cares about
selling ice.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Cream Scott investigates the ice cream man. I think I might.
I think that they've also been remixing the tune. He
used to be like no no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. But now all of a sudden, it's
like they play like the like the clap, and there's
bells and there's horns, and it's like no, no, no,

(17:40):
no no no.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Where do you live?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I'm telling you there's a new tune.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I mean, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
There's a new ditty. When I was singing, too, it was.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Just jingle bells, Like there was a string that came
through the windshields and he would just ring it and
he would he would have to pull it like.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
What he would.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well he was driving, Yeah, maybe check the YouTube video
while he was TikTok at Serial Killers PC. Okay, while
he was driving, he would have to manually ring the
bells while so he would hold onto the steering with
one hand ring the bells with the other.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Seems so safe, Yeah, I mean, just the concept of
a food truck just seems so unsafe. But then again,
so do RVs when you really think about it, Hey,
why don't you drive this mobile home that has an
oven in it and yeah, just in case it tips over,
there's probably gonna be like zero chance this goes well. Well,
my dad used to be a good humor man and
he flipped his truck over on the Long Island Expressway.

(18:32):
He rolled it over and there was ice cream everywhere,
and he broke his collar bone. He still shows it
to me. He's like, see this, this is when I
was a good humor man. Was he featured in the
local news because it feels like it's just like right
for a local news dom. I mean, a local ice
cream man survives ice cream everywhere.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
But people didn't really have cameras everywhere back then, so
unless there was a newsman near.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
There, ice ice cream from ice cream, this local ice
cream man, I scream on the l I e oh boy,
we could ride them. I think that would be great.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well, if they see ice cream trucks are really the
only food truck I think that actually drives around a
neighborhood looking for sales.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
The other ones are just parts their stationary you know.
In hindsight, I was thinking of like, oh, they should
do it like where it could drive through neighborhoods. But
then realistically, if like the Burger truck came. I can't
really stop to make people burger to the next corner. Hey, guys, like,
just give me five, I'll be back. Yeah, And it
can't be on the road because then you got grease
going everywhere. And you know, back in the old days,

(19:37):
they used to have trucks that came and did all
kinds of stuff. My mom would tell me trucks knife
sharpening truck us.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yes, the people used to run out of their houses
with knives and scissors and the guy would be out
there like grinding that in the street.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
And then they so much did people need to get
like their knives sharpened. That's insane.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
It was a thing. And there were also cornival rides
that would drive around neighborhoods like an ice cream truck.
So they would stop and they would like a tilta
whirl it parked on the corner and then they would
move on to the next neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
That's like those video game trucks that they have for kids'
birthday parties. But here's my question, and this is gonna
sound stupid, but I've always wanted to know they don't
like drive kids around in the unmarked van that has
like video games in it. No, they park at a
house or a place whatever, and there's games on the inside.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Open it up. Usually it's a trailer I've seen, and
they'll they open it and you can either like walk
in or you just sit right outside because it opens up.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Got it, And like the things I've opened, blocked the
screen so you can see. I've always wanted to know
because I've always been just saying like, this doesn't seem safe.
I don't know why people would do, like, be in
a car that's playing video games. I don't. I don't
think that there's a creepy carpeted van that drives up,
pulls kids in and lets them play, you know, Nintendo
games on the back while it's driving. Well, if you

(20:51):
say it like that, then it's gonna sound creepy. Hey,
would you like to play Nintendo games in the back
of my carpetent truck?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Nobody, it's not. I mean, I'm sure it exists, Andrew,
there's got to be one out there.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, it's you. Would you like to play? Would you
like to play Nintendo games? Sport? Go get yourself a PlayStation?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Please? You're making me choke.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Should we take a commercial break? Really question should I
can't believe KBRB Okay, get the thing I am. Just
give me seck one to three bikeee? Do you see
what I did there? Mic technique and we're back. Could
you put your phone down, please, buddy. You didn't let

(21:33):
me take it long enough. Breaks you'll find it. It
was twenty minutes twenty one. Okay, you'll find it. You
say that, but you're not the one who has to
do it. So I went out in the hallway before
to go to the bathroom, and mister Wonderful was sitting
out there, oh, from the shark tank.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
From shark tank, Yeah, and I wanted to pitch my
shopping cart shower captain him.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Such a bad idea. Don't do that to anybody. Why
it's not a good idea. I'm sorry. I think that
it would be very convenient. It's just wasting more plastic.
Nobody needs that. But it's not because it's not a bag.
It doesn't make sense. I would enjoy it. I'm sure
you would, but it's like, so like I should I
just bring a Maybe I would just go and buy
a plastic tablecloth and use that. Yeah, but it would

(22:12):
blow off in the wind. It doesn't have the elastic
that goes around the cart. I'm sure you can find I.
Let me, let me look on Amazon, like large elastic cap.
I've looked your shower cap. No, they don't make it.
Someone's gonna listen to this and they're gonna make it
and make millions.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
You know.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
I think hold one. Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I just think that people like dry groceries because now
that most places don't have plastic bags anymore, and you
have to use paper bags. When those bags get wet,
they fall apart.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, they make cart covers, not like this.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
No, that's like No, those are those are a lot
of money.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Custom outdoor cart. No, that's a grill. No, that's a car.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I'm talking about a shopping cart shower cap where I
know what you're saying, and it exists. You go inside
and it's nice and sunny, and then you look out
the window. Boom, thunderstorm when your cart's all full. Get
what you're saying, It's just it exists.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I can't find it.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I looked well, because for what you're exactly looking.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
For, I'm gonna I'm gonna apply for a patent.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
You should.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm going to I just I think people would like it.
I think people would like to have the choice when
they're at the register to buy this little shopping cart
shower cap that's just one of those clear hotel shower caps,
but giant that fits over the shopping cart with elastic
around it, so you can push your cart and the
stuff doesn't get wet, and you could just put it
right in your car.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Again, it sounds great in theory. They make things like
that already. You can you know what, as you say, false,
not like that, like you say fast, Well that's your thing. Now,
that's not my thing.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
It is.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Listen back, you say it a lot. Okay, it's another crutch, okay,
because you have none because you're so perfect not perfect.
Have said that, Never said that.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Okay, Oh is that Sam?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
That was Sam?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Fine? So anyway, well, I know Barbara Corcoran shot it
down to because I think for the to laugh to
me and so you're out of your mind. The type
of plastic that you need is going to need to
be like ultra durable. It's one thing to keep your
hair again, so it's not recycle. You recycle with your
recycle plastic. You can at the supermarket they have bins

(24:15):
that you put the plastic. Oh yeah, because how does
that usually go? We're talking about so the landfills filled
with plastic right now, the plastic bags that are just
roaming the ocean, trash that's everywhere. You're telling me put it.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
A recycle bins. There's a they recycle those things.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
So you're telling me these are going to be sold
at grocery store.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Grocery stores will give them away. It's a courtesy.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Okay, they're going to give them away, and then you
just expect people after they're done to while it's raining.
Then they have to dispose of it. What do you
think They're going to take it off at throat in
the parking lot. That is what they're going to do,
I know, but I'm going to market it that way.
So how are you marketing it? Then? Maybe, well, you
know what, maybe we'll have special bins that go right
next to the cart corral. So it started with a

(24:55):
small cheap thing that I'm buying to cover my grocery cart.
Right now, if I'm investing in this, I now need
to create bins, recycle bins and the card corral. So
then who's recycling them? The people who's the people whoever
can recycle things? For all those reasons, I'm out. This
is not a fully fledged idea. This is not even

(25:15):
close to being a fully fledged idea. I don't know.
Is there a reason why there's like.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
A light that's the hotline that's ringing.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I don't know who it is? Hotline bling? Is Drake calling?
Should I see who it is? That was a good
one if you actually understood it said that, Well, how
does it go? Okay, you got it? I'll give it
to you.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I don't give it to yours.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
You got it. We played it your hip. I know
songs that we play your hipen in the know. That's
my thing.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I never went I never did deep cuts. There are
very few. It said wireless caller. I don't know who
it is, so I'm not going to answer it. What
it says wireless caller? What if it's important, then I
would say who it actually is. You know, someone got
the hot line number. I guess maybe it was the boss.
M Yeah, but we're not even supposed to be here,
so whoever's working now, we're not working anyway.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
So what were you saying?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I was saying I'm out on your idea. Okay, what's
your idea, what's your invention? It's my app that's going
to come out soon fingers crossed, hopefully by summer.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
The one that had the bad word in't it?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah? The bad word?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh we took that out. Okay, are there any other
bad words? There might be because it just kind of
self generates.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, I'm going to tell them to like, just do
one last look see before. But hopefully by the summer
my game comes out. I hope so too. And then
it could that can sponsor the podcast? Oh yeah, I
actually think I would legally have to. Nice, Now we'll
have some hotline blain right, that's money. Wow, what's the matter? Then? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Okay's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Do you know I built a Lego set?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
First of all, you built a Lego set that should
have taken about two years in two days, four days,
four days.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I mean I could have done it in two days realistically,
but I had plans. Did you sleep at all? I'm
very tired.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Like you built a colosseum and not in Nassaw, the
one in Rome. Yeah, the Lego colosseum.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I have wanted this thing for so long, but It
was one of those things where it's like, I'm not
going to go it's five hundred bucks. I'm not spending
five hundred dollars on a Lego. Sam got you that, well,
she had a contact at Lego who was able to
get me the set. Wow. I would assume that they
don't sell too many of those. No. No, Actually, it's
been out since twenty nineteen and every time it comes

(27:32):
back it's sold out. Right now, it's in stock, But
for the past couple of years it's been it's been
hard to get. And I got one. Here's the thing.
Because it was a gift. I was like, holy crap.
But now what do you do with it?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Like do you have have like little horse fights in there?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
It's like this big What do you do with it?
It doesn't fit on the shelf I thought it would,
So now I don't know Where'm going.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
To see it? In your on your floor? No, next
for your coffee maker. Yeah, you can put the coffee
maker in it.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
No, oh, because that would ruin it. Why you just
put in the middle. No. Never, nothing is touching my colosseum.
I may get at a box though, because people say
it gets really dusty. Oh. Yes, is it heavy, I'd
say it's about like maybe five ten pounds. Wow, it's
it's a I think it's more than that. It's thick
with two seas. It's thick with two seeds.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I did two ks.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
No, No, the kids say thick with two seas really,
because like, if something's thick, you do thch I see.
Oh like, oh you're thick. Does that mean you're bad? Uh? Well,
I mean it means you could have some like gang
junk in the trunk. Yes, okay, so yeah, I have
a Lego colosseum now. And I have to tell you,

(28:46):
building a Lego set was a lot of fun. I
wasn't expecting it to be this much fun. I kept
on the staircase. Did you ever see the Staircase?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
The movie?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
No, it's the documentary series, The Crime One. No, let
me tell you. I caught up on TV shows. I
caught up while you were building.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yes, how do you do they get a pay tunch?
You gotta look at the directions. If you get one
piece wrong, it's all screwed.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah. So you listen to it, and it's a crime show,
so it's not like you really need to look up. Yeah,
you know, if there's something on TV I must watch.
I can't just listen. That's why when I'm falling asleep,
it has to be something I either already saw or
just news. I don't have to watch news that I
can listen to, But if it's a TV show, I
stay awake because I have to watch it. The Staircase
was really good, though. It is a very interesting show.

(29:27):
The wife fell down the stairs and they blamed him
for the murder. He spent time in jail.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
That was an actual thing, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
It was?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Was it based on a true story?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
It was? And now there's a show on HBO Max
that you could watch. Next up, I'm going to do
the show called Outer Range on Amazon, HBO Max Max.
I missed that show me too. Why has no streaming
network picked this up yet? It's too it's too it's
too far gone. Not it's too far gone, it's not.
Look at Roseanne that came back the Conner or she
got fired and now it's the cop. I like the Connors.

(29:57):
I think it's a good show. I love trash TV.
I mean, no one gets like good reviews. They say,
I like the Connors. I've still love the Goldbergs. I
love the New Wonder Years. I think ABC has a
lot of good shows. Wednesday Night is a great night.
They had Modern Family for like a quick second at
the beginning. I liked. Yes, Modern Family.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Was calling again.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
I know if you should maybe pick it up? I'm
confused what happens if it's important?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Okay, I don't want to get it.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, they hung up? So, oh you know they didn't didn't?
Do you want me to pick it up? I'm afraid
I'll use my phone voice Hello. No, mine's usually like Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
That's your regular voice?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
No, it's not. How come the guy in the other
studio is not answering it. Who's the other guy in there?
I don't know? All right, whatever, I definitely do a
phone voice.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
They could be calling and saying, like your radio stations off,
so pick it up. But what if it's just like
a wrong number. I can't do it hurry because it's
gonna end. Why do you turn the mic down? Just
press it and say hello, hurry the one It says
wireless caller? Are you dude?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
They hung up?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I hang up the phone please. That's all we get
is wrong numbers? Note you know, yes, we get wrong
numbers on the hot line. I was at home last night.
Hi is this Jerry.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
No, it's not, you're the wrong number. Like, how do
you dial wrong numbers? It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Like my dad was trying to call this store the
other day because he he bought the wrong size whatever,
and he dialed it on the phone and they said, hello, yeah,
is this such and such store? No, oh, I'm sorry,
you're the wrong number. Okay, But then he just called
it back again because he's like, let me just but

(31:47):
he just hit send again on his phone. He didn't
change the number. I said, it's gonna go to the
same place. What do you what are you doing to
change a number? Yeah, he didn't understand. He thought he
was like dialing it again, but on a cell phone,
it's the same die that was the same number.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I still prefer to call places rather than like wait
to like if there's a customer service issue I have.
I hate the chatbots. I don't want to email. I
like calling the place. I will wait on hold, I
will wait my turn. See. I prefer for electronic communications
with businesses and stores because they usually just like we're
so sorry, and.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
They just do it. You don't have to deal with people.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
No. I like dealing with people because then it's like,
if I have an issue, I think that they'll take
care of it because I took the time to call,
right Is that true? I don't know. I mean we
had an issue with the place and we called and
they were like, I don't know, we'll look into it
and get back to you. And I'm like, you know what,
I'm not satisfied with that. So I just disputed on
my credit card and the credit card said okay, and
I don't have to pay for it. Now. I really

(32:43):
want to prank call someone with my automated voice messaging
system because I do it really well. But they're just
gonna hang up on you. Usually I used to call
Jackie with it all the time. I could probably call
Jackie right now, but like twenty years ago, you could
and people would interact with you. Now they just they
just hang up. If I call Jackie right now, tend
to be the automated voice messining system, She's gonna be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
God, not again. But why do it to somebody that
doesn't know that it's you. So it's funny and I'll
at the beginning, I'll goop, you know because it does that.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
No, I just usually do like I'm an automated voice
messaging system who we understand full commands. Wait, why would
a voice messaging serte It's not supposed to be a sense.
It's just to annoy the person to try and get
them off the phone.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Call Uncle Johnny. That'd be funny.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I'm an automated voice mesaging system that can understand full command.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Call Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Come on, he'll see my number. He won't know Star
six to seven block it, Come.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
On, call him?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Call him? Funny.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
What would I say? It does just anything, but just
just come on.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
No, he'll know. He won't know. He definitely will.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
He doesn't know a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Just call he'll know. He'll know. Andrew. That be funny, though,
Can you just call Star sixty block it? And then
and then Star sixty block it? Yes, what's Star sixty
block it? Can't you just do it?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
He'll he'll pick up. We have no other content for
the show, and we got another. We got another twenty
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I have to think of what. No, we don't. We
don't have to do a full hour.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
People have been accustoms.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Again, it doesn't matter as long as we're doing over
a certain time. And you just call old people and
mess with them. Please, it's terrible. No, it is exactly
what the phone scam center. No, don't scam see that
the that THEO there's are you okay, let me think
for a second. There's a phone scam center in India,

(34:27):
you think. And these guys went to India and shut
them down. They put like roaches and lunch bags and
let them loose, and they like put glitter and smoke
bombs on them and then the police arrested them. Well, yeah,
it's great. They've been shut trying to shut down all
these centers, but they just move somewhere else. Well yeah,
I mean those things are terrible. And when like the

(34:48):
way they scam old people, how could you live with yourself?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
They have no they just have no feelings.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Terrible. One of them legit. The girl was like, oh
my god, well you know, I just had to chemo treatment,
but like all clear up whatever. The I RIS is saying,
I owe, and the person's on the other line, it's like,
let me talk to my supervisor comes back and it's
like okay, so we can lower it from two twenty
thousand to two thousand. You still took two thousand dollars
from a woman who just did chemo and is in

(35:15):
her late sixties. Do you have no soul? You terrible human?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
People really should though, just why don't they just pause
for a moment and just process this call. Nobody is
calling and saying that you owe thousands of dollars. We
come from a different generation, we truly do. Like I
under older people don't understand even emails that come through,
even with this crypto email that comes through the way
they send them now where it's like, hey, you could

(35:40):
have compromising information, like and I've got it, Like you
don't know how the internet works.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Nobody knows. So if you're an older person, all you
do is stuff on the phone and someone calls you
and it sounds like it's official. They don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
And another one that's really bad now is you have
a package waiting click here, and you know, and they
give you like a fake UPS tracking number if you
want it delivered click here, and you got to put
like information in And I'm sure people do that because
everybody is expecting a package.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yes, it's terrible, honestly, Like I don't understand how phone
companies haven't like cracked down on that yet. It's hard,
but it doesn't make sense, Like, how could you not
filter out spam calls?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
By this point, it's no different than all the bs
that is going on with me and and thousands of
other people on Instagram. True, like every day somebody would
like the other day, someone texts me like, hey, your
name is Andrew Jackson. Did you did your Instagram get hacked?
I'm like no, They make fake profile like daily, there
are fake profiles with my picture and my information and

(36:39):
they're trying to scam people.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
But it's not just me it happened.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
There are a bunch of other people this building who
it's happening to, and they try to get ahead of it,
but then new ones.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Just pop up. Your email's on the dark web, it
probably is, Well, I don't think my email is, but
my email photos I got it got leaked in like
some thing.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Oh yeah, my work one did. Because I get all
this foreign spam email every single day. Junk mail is terrible.
I get like at least five to ten messages a day.
They need a better filtering system here at work because
it used to be really really good and now there
are dozens of them.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Now my messages get Jesus gets sent to spam. It's
good good. Oh Why I don't need emails from you?
Why I don't know? I send nice emails. Imagine, remember
when you used to send chain letters via email?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Do you remember when you used to send chain letters
via snail mail?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I used to actually be like afraid of wait, hold on.
You used to send like mail, being like, if you
don't pass this to ten people?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yes, And I would say, you know, make sure you
include a self addressed, stamped envelope and send this to whatever.
And you were supposed to send it to like five people,
and they were supposed to send it to five people,
and you were supposed to get a bunch of stuff back.
So you would put your address on one envelope and
five other addresses or four other addresses with stamps or whatever,
and you'd send it and you were supposed to get
a bunch of things back, like a dollar, Like you
were supposed to put a dollar. It was a huge

(37:53):
pyramid scheme, I guess, but you're supposed to put send
a dollar to each one of these people. But then
you know, as it went on, it was like send
a stick, you know it as much it was nicer.
But but yeah, I remember I sent a dollar to
a bunch of people I got nothing, let me tell you.
And they did it with coupons and you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I did email chain letters and the worst was in
it would be like scary ones where it was like, oh,
she died in a well. If you don't send this
to ten people, then you'll die in a well. Okay,
well that's bs. Well I'll tell you something when you're
a young kid, youth. I definitely sent that to people.
But what was the point of that so people could
get email addresses? I mean, what were like? What was

(38:28):
that for? That's probably why we're getting all the spam
emails now. They've been saving it for twenty years for
forwarding chain letters. Me hoping I'm not gonna get haunted
by some ghost as a fourth grader.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
You had email in fourth grade? I guess you're doing.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Bart Boy seven twenty at opt online by what bart
boy seven twenty like Bart Simpson?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yep, what was the seven twenty?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Uh? It was my friend Justin's birthday. Okay, yeah, bart boy,
bart boy Bart from The Simpsons seven twenty and opt
online that's great. My very if no longer exists. I
very first eat GOT. I don't remember what my very
it must have been obviously AOL. I still have a
very very old AOL address that I cannot change because
everything I have is linked to it. Everything.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
But I get so much spam on it because over
the years you just can work more and more and
more crap. But I can't change it because there are
just too many accounts that are attached to it.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I'm subscribed to so many newsletters, and it always takes
me purging my email like once every five years to
be like, it'll never get this bad again. Ten thousand
emails later, it got that bad again. But do you
do it or does it just kind of happen because
you click on stuff? So I try and to delete accounts,
but there's just no easy way to delete accounts. Like
I know there's services out there that say, oh yeah,

(39:38):
this will like delete your account permanently, because there's a
Firefox thing that shows you where your email's been used
and where it's been hacked. And I went in and
I tried to shut down all these accounts, but so
many of them are just I don't remember setting these
things up and.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
You can't really even rely on that unsubscribed I think
is not real, right, I mean I guess, you know,
for a reputable company, I would assume it is. But
for some rando scammer company, it probably just sets off
more stuff off they open the email. We know it's real,
let's mess with the more, you know.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
But yeah, they got to fix these things, yeah, andrew
to fix them. Like how is there no that the
robots can talk and walk? But you're telling me the vacuum.
Yeah they can't, but there's no way they could filter
out like a chain letter from like a fake email
that's all numbers and letters. Who knows. They don't know that.
But they can tell me like where something is or

(40:33):
which way to drive. Yeah, something suspicious, I fix it.
Tim Cook he used to he used to be the
Sam Adams guy.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
You know that right?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, Tim Cook, he was the CEO of Sam Adams.
Shut up, I remember the commercials. This is Tim Cook
for Sam Adams.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Now he's he Apple guy.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, he's a Apple He started as a beer doue.
Well I don't know what he started as, but his
last thing was a beer guy. Huh. Yep you wouldn't
think that would be a crossover. I think it was
Sam Adams. It was some beer company, but whatever, I
didn't know that. What else, Andy, do I have to
drive you home today? Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I guess we'll be back right after this, and we're back.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
It wasn't a big enough whole.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
That was forty one, twenty one and forty one. How
hard is that?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Last week we did it, we'll be back right after this,
and it was nothing there and it was ever back
right immediately. Oh wow, so we missed out on a
couple of pennies last week. Yeah, sometimes Speaker does that
and I'm confused. Okay, but something's suspicious about that. But
did you know last week we had our highest rated
episode ever, which one bull Chattow. Well, actually, you know
this past Monday was serial Killers?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah? That serial Killers was our highest rated episode.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Ever, the one with Danielle and Spencer.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah. I wonder why we got like four hundred new listeners.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I bet he forwarded it all. Well, first of all,
didn't we I think we promoted this one? Didn't we
promote this one? I paid like ten dollars to do
something with it? Oh yeah, remember, No.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
You did it for the Tropicano one. That's true, but
maybe it led to new audience members.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
It might have bled over. Yeah, but see then they're
listening to this and like, what is this. I didn't
sign up for two guys idiots talking about ice cream trucks.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Well, that's why they clearly see something that's bull Chat
and something that's like fifty minutes not clear.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's a bawl with cereal in it. So to me
that that's more cereal talk, right, I totally forgot that.
At the beginning of each one of these, we're supposed
to say, this is not where you listen for cereal.
This is where we just talk about random stuff. You
want cereal be here Mondays? You want random stuff be
here Wednesdays. You want maybe some extra stuff be here Fridays. Yeah,

(42:36):
what's the matter.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
One, I need to do another guided meditation, open your
calm app.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I will not a sponsor.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I did never, but they could be.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
They should sponsor bull chat because.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
You need that for me. Yes, when you go into
fits of just nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I mean I do it to rile you up, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
That is my job. It shouldn't be it should be
keeping me calm, cool and collected. No, because it's no fun.
Nobody wants to listen to that. Yeah, they do, trust me.
I'm calm, cool and collected. People are gonna say, oh, wow,
he's so mild mannered and that's nice. Who said that?
I had it prepped? Maybe that's your crutch? What I

(43:17):
think that might be yours? You say who said that?
A lot to things that I say, Well, because I'm
just looking for a name, you're just fishing around for names.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, I want to know who said it.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Inspector Scotty, that's right, d Inspector Scotty.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
What was the girl's name, Penny?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah? And the dog, come on, dog? No? What was
his name? Bark? Inspector gadgets dog Gidget. It's gonna come
to me in a minute, Gizmo.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I kind of liked that show. It was on Channel
five here in New York after school, I remember, but
it was like, I don't want to It wasn't a
dark cartoon, but it was like dark in production. Like
it wasn't like a bright, cheery cartoon. It was always
like dungeony almost, if that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I wonder if I watched the same because it used
to be on like Nickelodeon, or they used to replay
it on a channel and.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Danger Cat or Danger Mouse or something.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
See. I didn't really like that, but they played that
on nick also Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse. I was never
a big fan. That was some foreign cartoon that whatever. Yeah,
I saw a couple of episodes of that one for sure.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I was a big Hannah Barbera guy. I loved almost
all of the Hannah Barbera stuff. Some of them like, eh,
like Yogi. Bear would come on and be like this
one's okay, But I don't love Yogi, you know.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, old cartoons. I don't know, mooneytuons. I like some
Looney Tunes.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Like the thing is, they weren't really old for me.
Then again, they were because most of them were made
in the sixties. A lot of the Hannah Barbera stuff
was made in the sixties and seventies, but I don't know.
I was a Tom and Jerry Woody, Woodpecker, Pink Panther.
Those are probably my three favorites from that era.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Cartoon Network used to do all old school cartoons at
like a certain time. It would be the Cartoon Cartoon Block. Yes,
cartoon Cartoon. Yeah, I remember that. How did you know
I did grow up?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
That was a while ago.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, it was cartoon cartoon. Who's calling. Let's see, I
have a text message from my friend John. I have
a text Everett. Yeah, Renee texted me before. Yeah you wane,
I didn't see I didn't respond to any peanuts, right,
No peanuts none, zilp okay zilch.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Is there fake peanuts like for people that like the
taste of peanuts.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
No, but I did see fake lobster. Yeah, well they
have face like a tofu. They fake crab like imitation,
but it's for vegans. Do you know that most sushi
places that say crab, it's not crab, it's imitation crab.
So it still is something though, like what is it?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
It's some kind of gelatinous something that they put together.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I'm looking at what imitation crab is because there has
to be something seafood ye right, Yeah, I mean you.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Can always tell when the price is a lot higher
that's real crab, or if they spell it with a
K that's not crab.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Imitation crab most ye, I mean, like you can buy
i'veen googling a lot this episode.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Could buy cans of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
It's gross, but imitation crab crab sticks imitation crab are
so it's still. It's a type of seafood made of
starch finely pulverized whitefish that has been shaped and cured
to resemble the like meat of snow crab or Japanese
spider crab. It is a product that uses fish meat
to imitate shellfish meat.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Okay, I guess, I guess they only do that because
it's cheaper, Like real crab is expensive.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
You can get that in the can.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, I mean crabstick sushi. I like it, but you
know it's like a dollar sushi. That's what that's called.
That picture you just saw, it's a crab stick, that's
what it is. I like it, but it's not real crab.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah, they do that sometimes in Californi year rolls. That's
exactly what now, I could so go for a californiyear roll.
The majority of the crab that's in sushi is imitation.
My mouth is legit watering. I could so go for
sushi I.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Sushi last night?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Oh jealous? Should stop in Jersey City? Is there a
good place? Yes? Oh, the one I would say if
Domo Domo is open. That place is amazing. Could we
go to the taco place? Which one Gringoes?

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Is it open? Why wouldn't it be open? It's lunchtime
on a lot of restaurants in Jersey City don't open
for lunch.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Are you kidding? Gringos is open for lunch.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I'm gonna check. I'm gonna check Gringo's Taco Jersey.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
City of never mind. There's no where to park, Yes,
there is, by my building. There's never anywhere to park.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
You live in the city. It's a city. I park
literally behind my building. Yet Gringoes opens at five? Are
you serious? No? I just said that, so this way
you would go. Are you serious? Why wouldn't they be
open for lunch? They're open. They are open from five
to eleven.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I also don't understand places that are closed on Mondays,
like a lot of Italian places are closed on Monday.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Why, I don't know. Just be open. You're a restaurant.
Just be open. You're a restaurant. Restaurant. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I don't own one, so I don't know how it is.
And I'm sure I guess if it's a family restaurant
or whatever. You want time for your family. But restaurants
should be open seven days a week.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It's a restaurant. I feel like since COVID, a lot
of restaurants don't open one day. Well there's that because
it must be a lot of like stress for the restaurant.
I mean that's I guess, like people telling me, why
don't you work seven days a week?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
But you can have other people unless you don't trust anyone. Yeah,
I don't know. I mean, oh my god, no, I
really want sushi though, Okay, we'll find some sushi, s
icy tuna. We can go to the you know what,
the seven eleven by the tunnel they have it, now what.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
The exon?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Also, I've had gas station sushi before. No, it's not terrible, no, okay,
I mean not a lot of people buy it. If
it was the seven eleven in Japan, Yes, the seven
eleven here. No hard pass that one. You actually could
because all the food was like fresh made. They made
it fresh daily. Everything was fresh. Yeah, the one here
it would taste like tunnel fumes. That one's been there

(48:41):
since twenty ten. They just keep sketching in like a
new number. Who put this channel on? Oh never mind,
it's just they're just showing a clip playing a clip
forget it. Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that. What's your
favorite type of sushi? Do you go crazy? Do you
try and be a little more like.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I generally get the same thing every time I go.
Sometimes if they have one of their special crazy roles
and there's stuff in it that I like, I'll get it.
Like last night, I got a rich Roll. What's that
it's like one of the kitchen specialty roles. There were
rich roll, yes, and there was rich girl, You're a
rich girl and you said I always liked that song

(49:17):
as a kid because they say bitch in it. I
was like, oh they were a girl whoa explicit? Yeah
that was that was like crazy for them. And then
Meredith Brooks came along and woe. I remember my mom
was at the radio station for Mother's Day and we
were playing that song in the studio and she was like, whoa,
but anyway.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Uh, I can only hear wop now that's right.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
My I mean, my go to sushi is yellowtail scallion love.
That's my favorite. I do like the crab stuff, so
I'll get I'll get those every once in a while. Actually,
like spicy tuna. I'll have one of those. But the
ritual had like spicy tuna and yellowtail and tuna and
something else all up in it. Yeah, I don't like avocado. So,

(49:59):
and here's the thing. When you go to a place
that is pre made, like I go to shop right,
and I mean, it's fresh. The guy's there making it,
but I say to him, like you put avocado in everything.
You don't make anything without avocado. Could you just make
one every once in a while without avocado. I mean,
I'm sure somebody will buy it. I like no avocado.
I just over the last couple of years, Like, I

(50:20):
just I don't like anything with avocado. I could eat
it if I really needed to, but I don't like
it in there. I just don't like it.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
It just doesn't.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I don't like the creamy whatever.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
And you don't eat guacamole.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I do not, But but it's the kind of thing
where I'm like, I don't like that, but I never
really tried it.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, you gotta get good guac. So if you told me, dude,
trust me, this guac is so good. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I promise you it's so good. You'll love it.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Do you like I would try it. I do, but
I don't like raw onions, and there's raw onions in Guaha. Yeah, okay,
I'll think of this.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Hold on. I do like raw onions in things. I
just don't like the fact when you bite into a
raw onion it gives you like gaggy breath and it
stays on your tongue.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Well, I've said it here and I'll say it again.
I could eat a red onion by itself.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, my dad could eat it like an apple.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I love the taste of red onions. My dad could
get a yellow onion like an apple. Yes, really so good.
I don't know what it is about the taste. It
doesn't bother me. But then you smell like bo all day.
I know that's the bad part. You know, it's a
it's a catch twenty two. As they might say, they might,
do you like, have you ever had hot honey? I don't. Yeah.

(51:38):
I think I might have had it glazed on some
chicken or something one time. Yes, no, maybe so no? No, okay,
well spicy honey in it. Yeah, but there's a place
in Jersey City that does squawk with hot honey on it,
and it's so good. Okay, do you want to go
to a sonic? No, I don't, damn it. There's nothing
healthier to sonic. I'm trying to be careful. Andy, blood
test on the way. When's the blood test? June?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
First week of June.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Oh? Fun? This year, I'm gonna go get my physical.
I think by August I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Good.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Good for you. I need to go. I still need
the years. Oh really, Yeah, I haven't gone for a
physical in like six years.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I still need the kolonoscopy that has to be this
year sometime. Yeah. I really just want to poop in
the box and call it a day. But I guess
it's not as thorough. This sucks, the whole getting older thing.
Let me tell you something, because now I'm thirty one,
and I have to think in the next four years.
I think by thirty five I have to start going
because there's definitely a gene in my family for that
type of cancer. Well, right, if it's in your family,

(52:32):
then yes, then definitely something to look forward to you
at the latest. It's so lame. You go from being like, oh, yeah, eighteen,
I'm legal, Oh yeah, twenty one, first legal drink? Oh
twenty five I could rent a car. That was a
big one for me. Oh well you can wrap before that,
but it costs a lot more. And now it's like, oh,
you're thirty five, now you can just go get a
camera up you butt. Well yeah, not fun.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I mean you could do that at any age. Andrew
come to my never mind. So anyway, let's wrap up
this episode of Bald because you know what, you do
have to stick around.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
We do have to do serial killers after this. I
just realized why, because I don't have any more time
this week to record, and it's gonna be a problem.
You always will, Like I tell you what, We'll do
it on Friday at ten am. Done. Can you do that?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Fine? Who done?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
All right? Cool? Thank you for listening from The Simpsons.
Will email me at bart Boys seven to twenty at
online on net?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Do you think anyone has that? Send an email to it.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
No, it doesn't work anymore. I shut down that account.
Is opt online dot net still a thing? I don't
think so anymore?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
That was optimum right? Optim online?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I okay, So this is gonna be super super, super
incredibly niche. And I don't even think that we have
a listener out there who would know. But Optimum, like
opt online dot net used to have a movie section
because you could search movie times. You couldn't buy tickets there.
You saw have to buy the tickets at the theater.
You could see the movie times. They also had an
upcoming movie part and you could see what's like was scheduled.

(53:55):
Whoever was in charge of that was definitely like doing
a little Boger sugar and would just put things like
this one's coming out in the air twenty two sixty
and it would be like Spider Man sixty four, and
you'd be like, what is this really true?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Just so you know, when I was a kid, we
had to call seven seven seven film. That's how we
got our movie times or the newspaper.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I did the newspaper. I really still print them. They
really they still print movie times in the newspaper every
once in a while. I love that. I think it
was such like an innocent time I miss things like that.
I still get the newspaper every Sunday. I mean, people
make fun of me, but it's that's been my routine
for many many years. I get the paper, I have
a coffee, I sit the table, I watched the news
and I read the newspaper. I like it. The entertainment

(54:36):
section of the New York Times is always fun because
it would have the listings of TV that night, and
there was always someone super witty being like, well, if
you really think that watching this is good for you,
let's say you have another thing coming like, they would
be super super witty. It was great. See.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I can't do the New York Times. It's too intellectual
for me. Like if a paper folds down, I'm out.
It has to be just like you know, magazine sized
a little bigger, you know, like a new like a
Daily News or whatever, but like a Wall Street Journal
or New York Times, like if you have to fold
it down and you're like, there would be giant pages
that you scroll out.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
No, that's not for me. I think my parents used
to be mad growing up because I wouldn't read the newspaper,
and so then when I would, I would just kind
of scan it and look for stories and then just
be like, yeah, that's something like.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
When you had to do current events as a kid,
you'd have to take the newspaper and read through the newspaper.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Our paper boy his name was Norman. I remember. I
don't know why I remember that. But see, back in
the eighties, it was okay to get the newspaper when
the kid came home from school, So he would get
home from school deliver the newspaper at like three point
thirty in the afternoon. Meanwhile, all that news is old
at that point and it just but it didn't matter then.
You know, now you'd be like, I heard about that
hours ago on Twitter. You know, now it's true, it's

(55:48):
a different time. I'm assuming you never had a paper
route because.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
You were too old for like, no, I didn't do
a paper route.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I see, we had a penny sign.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I just caddied.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
We had a penny Saver route. So on Saturday mornings
or whatever, would do the penny Saver was it was,
you know, there were a few like little articles in it,
but mostly it was like for sale stuff and garage
sales and sales circulars and whatnot. So they would deliver
it on a Friday night, wrapped in these things like
big bundles. They throw them on your driveway and it

(56:16):
had the actual penny Saver. Then it was every supermarket
circular in town. So there were like six of them.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
It was wall Bounds and Pathmark and Grand Union and
Path food Town, food Town and whatever was around at
the time, you know. And so they would throw big
bals in your driveway and you had to sit and
assemble them and put them in a bag. So we
did that on Friday night and then on Saturday morning
we would load up the go kart with a red
wagon on the back of it and we'd just go
flying around the neighborhood and just heat throwing them, chucking them,

(56:42):
chucking them. We didn't care if you know it would
miss going the lawn whatever. But yeah, that was We
did that for a couple of years. That was fun,
good times, great oldies. So thank you so much for
listening to this episode of bull Chat. Yes, we'll see
you on Monday with an all new Serial Killers where
I'm pretty sure we will try a new Cheerios.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Actually, you need to drive me home anymore? Why because
I think I'm going to stay. Oh, because your buddy
Josh is here and you'll go home with him. Well,
I mean no, because he lives in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I live in Jersey Hills.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I think would you want to stay? We're going to
I think we're going to do lunch from Cava. I
don't think I can. I really need to get home.
I mean we do door dash, so it'll just come
right here. You can wait thirty minutes. I get it.
But you know what if you never had Kava unique
I have I told you in the last episode, I
forgot you just have boiled chicken in a lentil bowl.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
All I'm saying is, look, if you understand, like, Okay,
we're in New York City. I live on Long Island,
and the longer I stay here, the more traffic builds up. Well,
the twenty minutes that you wouldn't trust me, it matters, Okay,
it matters, believe me.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Alright, Well, let me get the ball, Andrew, I can't
wait for this freaking Kava bowl. I am going to
get the crazy feta. I'm going to get some feta.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
This is not the place where you I got the
meatball ball, right.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
This is different.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
That's dig In, right, because I know that Cava does.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Not have that no dig in. Their quality kind of
went down a little bit.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
There's another trendy bowl place.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
No, it still is. I mean it exists. Oh but
Kava just it's Mediterranean, so you can't really f it up.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Okay, thank you so much for listening to boll Chat.
We'll see you Monday with serial Killers and then Wednesday
we'll do another bull chat and we'll.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Talk about nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
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(59:00):
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Speaker 1 (59:10):
Clink clink clink.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Okay, that's it. We don't have to do anything. Yeah,
we're doing bye yey bye.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
So you