Bowl Chat - Lend Us an EAR

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go, Andrew, I pushed the button. We did it.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I pushed it.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, Hey, hit a start thing real quick start. Did
you fix the screen because it was broken last time? Remember, Yeah, no,
I got it, fixed it.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You're rebooted. I can't really hear myself there, I am.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Did you control all delete your Superman box?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Now? Hit it? Hit what bull Chat? Yeah? This is
bull chat nothing bull Chat to chat to chat, bull Chat,
bull Chat to chat, bull Chat to chat to chat.
Welcome to June. Today's June first.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Wow, happy birthday, Cubby. He doesn't listen, No he does,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
He was a special guest on this podcast. Doesn't mean anything.
He should be listening.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
So welcome to boll Chat. It's Wednesday, June first. Andrew
says this episode can only be forty five minutes. I
just told you this was going to happy hitting kidding.
I have a dentist appointment today and I must be
out of here by twelve forty five. Yeah, so that
means nothing to you because you're listening to this whenever.
But so we only have about forty five minutes. Yeah,
I need to go see the dentist. They were supposed

(01:00):
to call me after the last time I went and
they never did. Oh, so now I need to schedule
my cleaning.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, well I have a cleaning today. That's exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I was there last week or two weeks so because
I had that filling that came out. Yeah, they pounded
it back in. It was really uncomfortable because there was
like a still a shard hanging that she couldn't She
kept trying to get she kept trying to get the
dental fluss in between, and it kept breaking, so she
had to keep filing it down. And it's that burning
tooth smell. Ooh, that's the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I hate that. Well I'm gonna give a grim statistic.
Uh oh, and this is just depressing, so sorry for that.
As No, it's true, dentists agree, No, dentists have the
highest rate of suicide among doctors. I'm among doctors. What yeah,
because of bad breath from the patients. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Vets also have one, but I mean vets are doctors, right, Yeah,
technically yes, yeah, they have doctor in front of their name,
but dentists are the highest.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
So does Taylor Swift. Well that's a different that's a PhD.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Whatever, it's still do she's a doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, there's many different types of doctors.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I always had this one teacher in school. She was
a music teacher, and I as whatever, I shit you not.
Her name was doctor Pepper. Oh wow, And we just
always wanted to call her missus. But then it was
funny because doctor and she was the one that would
always get mad if you said missus, it's doctor doctor Pepper.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't think they had diet yet, so we couldn't
make any jokes. Yeah, it's you know what, if you
want to call yourself a doctor, by all means I
will respect it. Yeah, I'll respect it.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Basically means you spent a lot of money for a degree. Uh, well,
it depends or it was an Again, if you're an
m D or a d O, that means that you
are so an MD, I can prescribe you medicine.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That means I'm a medical doctor. I'm a doctor that's
in the hospital. I have a practice whatever d O.
What is it called a practice? I don't know, shouldn't
be practicing. I mean I could always just call my
friend who's a doctor.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Now, well he won't know. That's just what they could
that he knows a lot of things. No, I know that,
but that's just what they call it. It's a it's
a practice. It's a medical practice. And I don't know why.
That's kind of frightening, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm very confused.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're practicing on me, no practice, you should practice before you.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Have this practice. Well, dentists also have to go for
more medical school. I heard that.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's crazy, Like Cooper wants to or actually one of
them wants to be an orthodontist and when they found
out that it's like eight more years of school, like, eh,
I'll be a VET.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Because with like becoming an MD or a d O
who's not a dentist, you go to regular school. But
then if you want to become an orthodontist or a dentist,
you have to go for even more school. It's crazy, it's.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Nuts because there's a separate dental part that you got
to do and you have to wait tables in the
meantime because you got to make money somehow, right, yeah,
I mean you get paid like really low. But the
thing with doctors that I found again mds and doos
or dentists when you're a DDS DDS, so with that,
when you're done with it when you go through the

(03:51):
match program, a lot of them say, hey, here's a
crap ton of money, and we'll also pay back your
student loans. Oh that's nice, but that's reserved for the
people that are going to like eight ten years of school.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, if you're going to get a PhD in like
English literature, chances are NYU isn't praying for it.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't understand why there's still MD license plates because
in New York here they still have that. Back in
the day, that used to mean something like you used
to be able to park anywhere because when doctors would
come to your house and it was like house calls,
they were like they would speed up in front of
the house.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It didn't matter.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
They could park wherever because they had MD license plates.
They were like an ambulance but their car. Yeah you know,
but now are dramatic weight Well now, well I just
picture like a cartoon, like a car just speed up
to a house running inside with their doctor bag with
the red cross on it, you know, and the thing
on the head with the mirror. What was that dumb
round thing on the head with the mirror. Now antors
don't wear those things. Maybe in the seventies on like
like dramas on TV.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I think those are just made up for movies, probably
what the doctors were.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
But now you see MD license plates and DDS license
plates and PE and like New York has the most
amount of initials at the beginning of plates that you could.
They even have like BMW club, like they have all
these weird license plates.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
We have a beach plate. It's the beach scene. It's
the Isle of New York beach scene.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Ah, yeah, I don't have that. I don't have a
vanity plate.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well it's not vanity, it's just it's a they call
it a not a custom. But it's the something that's cool.
I forget what they call it. But whatever it is.
They have different regional it's a regional plate. It's a
region plate. Yes, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, I go back to being a doctor. I don't
think I could ever be a doctor. It's too difficult
for me. No, I don't find that. That's me. I
just the amount of school required. I would probably okay,
I would probably not be good with that. Yeah, it's
a bit wit be too much for me. I don't

(05:42):
have the mental capacity. I like this radio thing. Right.
I didn't have to go to school at all. So
that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Anyway, then you have me
who went to school and still want up here. So
what does that say? Well, anyway, did you have a
nice week? I was just going to ask you, Well,
I'm asking you first. I did. I did? I had
a nice wig.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
And you know, I live on Long Island, and you know,
all these years they've had the beth Page Federal Credit
Union air Show at Jones Beach. You once had a
lisp on it almost but you know, people think that
it's in beth Page, but it's not. That's just the
name of the Credit Union. That's the bank who sponsors it,
so they get the name on it. But it's at
Jones Beach. It's not in beth Page anyway. So the

(06:20):
planes have been flying over my house because the airport
is right near my house where they take off and
land from. And I've never actually gone to the show because,
oh my god, beach traffic, Holy hell. I Memorial Day
weekend trying to get down the Waldtap Parkway or the
Loop or the Ocean or whatever's down over there.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Even coming back from my parents last night, I left
my parents house at eight thirty and still head over
an hour of traffic.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
You thought you were smart, didn't you, But you weren't terrible.
So anyways, you know what, I want to go to
the air show this year, And so a light bulb
went off in my head. I said, you know what,
we can ride our bikes from the park to Jones Beach.
So I loaded up the truck with three bikes. It
was me, Ashley and a friend of hers, and we
went to the park, got to the parking lot and
we started riding to the beach. And so about three

(07:02):
quarters of the way there, there's a drawbridge. You know,
there's a couple of different bridges, but there's only one
that's a drawbridge. So I was probably about ten seconds
in front of the girls because I wanted to give
them their space. You know, they're like giggling and listening
to their Harry styles and whatever, and so I give
him about a ten second you know, lead time behind me.
And so of course, wouldn't you know, as soon as
I got halfway across the bridge.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And the gates start going down and they don't know
what to do, so they just stopped, you know, which
they're supposed to, I guess, And so we got separated
by the drawbridge. So here I am on the other
side of the bridge. I'm like, oh my god, you know,
and there they are waving to me. And then all
of a sudden, the bridge starts going up and Ashley
calls me.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
She's like, Dad, there's a creepy guy here with the
people of alcohol and he's talking to us.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
And I said, oh my god, Ashley, I can still
see you, so just keep keep looking at me and people.
Is there anybody else there? No, I said, there will
be because the bridge is up and people continuous to
keep riding.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
So like within the.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Weather's cars right, well, yeah, cars are stopped also, but
you know this like the bike path off to the side.
So within like five or ten seconds, it's like a
family of people pulled up and I said, okay, just
stay by them. And I saw the creepy guy as
I was riding over. He's carrying some bag and Ashley's like,
he's got a big bottle of alcohol. It was probably
a water bottle, but I'm not sure exactly what it was.
We didn't clarify.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
This poor guy just wants to go to the beach.
But then we're hearing a girl say he's creepy. So
like seven minutes later, ten minutes later, finally the thing
opens and they came out, Oh my god, you guys, okay, yeah,
just whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
So we got there. It's beautiful. There's so many people.
It was a kind of day where it was supposed
to rain all day. It was the first day of
Memorial Day weekend. It was Saturday, and so all the
planes were doing their thing. The show was late because
of the cloud ceiling. So we got there just in
time and it started.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
It was nice.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Things were flying around and doing all their acrobats and things,
and so we stopped and we had lunch, and then
all of a sudden, they're like, attention, ladies and gentlemen,
due to incoming weather, we must clear the beach and
cancel the remainder of the air show for today. Please
stay calm, you know. And meanwhile everyone's like.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh, that's gonna say. That makes people get calm.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You know, they're leaving the beach, and I'm like, damn it,
because they said the weather's coming in about forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
And that was about the time it took us to
ride from the park to the beach. So we finished
our tacos and we got the hell out of there
and we just made it back. I loaded the bikes
up and it started monsooning. So that was our Saturday.
Huh what was your Saturday like?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
So?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I went to a Mets game on Friday. Oh that
was the good one, right, yeah, that was the one
they won. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I went to that one.
I went with my friend Tommy his wife Gina. Gina
did not but his wife Nicole went. Oh and one
of our other new friends that we made. Wait, he
had time off on working on the docks.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yes, I guess he did.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh that's because the union has been on strike, so
he didn't have to work.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, I guess. So, Okay, nothing, But anyway, I saw
the Mets game. Okay, that was a lot of fun.
I bet money on it and I won.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
What on like bet MGM or something like that.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
So the thing is I enjoy Like if you tell
me right now, hey, do you want to bet on?
I don't. No. The hockey game tonight, the Rangers playing.
They won the other day again, there's a there's a
game coming up.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, no, they won Game seven, they go to the
Eastern whatever that.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
So if you told me right now you're gonna go
put it on your bet mgm app or your fan
duel for DraftKings, take my one hundred bucks. I just
trust you know what you're doing, because you're the sports person.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh, just like I trusted you with the coinbase thing.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Listen, it'll go back up. Uh huh. But anyway, I
just was like, I like the number four, he'll get
four strikeouts, and it wound up working. But then games
throughout the weekend they were like, you could just do
it yourself. You don't know how to place bets. I
don't know how to place bets. It's so compute. What's up?
I had to get explained what a parlay was. I don't.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
They always say, oh, I don't know what parlay is.
So I've learned this, Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Parlay basically means okay, so you think the Mets are
gonna you know, strike someone out first, okay, And you
also think the Mets are gonna get you know, three
home runs. This is getting very technical. And you also
think that there's going to be two bases touched by
one player. No, it's too much. You basically are making

(11:08):
side bets to your main bet, and if you win
all of them, you get a bigger pot of money.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
So parlay is a multiple bet pretty much. So can
you bet like how many sunflower seeds? Like someone's gonna
spit out?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
You get it? If it's a parlay, then yes, you
could say the Mets are going to hit a home
run first, and you know this player is going to
spit out for some flower seeds.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's insane. Yeah, and someone keeps tracking. But we won
on the parlay, Yes we did. I won three hundred bucks. Wow,
good for you.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I felt great, cool, it was wonderful. But they kept
saying over the weekend, are you betting on this game? Well, no,
because I don't know how to do that. I looked
at the app.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Just tell me what you think this means.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't know. Yeah, I didn't either, So bet So
many betting apps now, and they must make so much
money because they advertise everywhere. It's too much insane. Caesar
what's his name?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
JB.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Smooth over there, Caesar app. It's crazy how much they advertise.
It's on TV, it's on radio, it's on buses. It's
on subways, it's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Too much.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
They even have infomercials. It's insane, way too okay, so
this just pops up. You could bet on outs recorded
outs to record a win.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
No, it's way over my head. A five to one.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Can you just simply bet win or lose?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
You probably can, but I don't understand what that would
look like too much anyway. But anyway, the Mets game
was wonderful and they won. However, I will say baseball
is the longest sport and it gets so boring.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
It was it Saturday, Friday, Friday, Okay, so it didn't
rain on you?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Uh? It did it did? I got there for five
ish and we sat in the parking lot in a
car and drank for about an hour before we went
in because it was monsooning out. I got to their
car at just the right time because right when it happened,
I jumped in their trunk and it started downpouring. There
was no rain delay. H No.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh wait, so they had junk in their trunk that day.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I guess they did. Oh they did? Andrew? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Anyway, okay, cool. So Sunday I cleaned out the shed.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
That was fun and Saturday summer friend Casey, and then
Sunday I went to my parents' house. It was we
hang out by the pool on Sunday and Monday splashies.
Splashies with Luna. Love that.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
But the shed cleaning was long overdue. I found stuff
in there that I'm like, why why do I even
have this? It gets to the point where you just
throw stuff in and you don't know what or where
anything is. So I pulled everything out and swept all
the crap out of there and just like I like, uh,
TETs it back in so it's you can actually walk
in now.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's really nice. Do you know I got scammed? Yes?
How did I get scammed? You always you know, because
you always do? Oh wow, okay, I always get scammed.
Go on Gandhi scam me. Okay she said last night? Yeah,
hey tomorrow there's a meteor shower. Okay, cool? Do you
want to go? Yeah? Go yeap, because we like sit

(13:48):
on a hill in a prairie, not a If you
go to a dark enough spot, you could see the stars.
Right where do you go? What? You on? An overload
with a dark spot? So like if we went to
Liberty State Park.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, that's because you have to go out of a city,
go a.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Little bit again to a darker spot where there's less
light pollution. Okay, so I said, yes, I'm in. So
we had a plan twelve thirty. Wait, this is for
yesterday last night. Okay, oh yeah, so two nights ago,
so Sunday into Monday, Monday into Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah yeah, that would be this morning.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah. Well at the time of recording. Oh no, ahead,
So anyway, she says, great, it's a plan. I'll text
you at twelve thirty. I sent my alarm for twelve
fifteen last night. For twelve thirty, we're gonna meet up
to either go outside, we're gonna figure out how to
watch this because she also says it's a meteor storm.
If you get it and it's right, you're gonna see

(14:39):
so many meteors. It's like a once in every however
many years thing. Now, do you have a rooftop. No
you don't, but I have giant windows in my apartment,
so I'm like, oh, I could probably just see it
from mine.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
No, you need to spin around more than that. Go on,
I want to hear the scam.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Twelve thirty comes around, she text me and She's like,
should we go to the park. I'm like, what happens
if it's not good?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Are you allowed to just go to the park at midnight? Well,
I mean the park is open one o'clock in the morning.
If you find there's parking.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Spots that you could pull in to, you cut through
the gate. There is no gate. You take. You take
there's now a road through Liberty State Park. You take.
You drive through bolt cutters, and you go through the fence. Yeah,
bolt cutters. Okay, if it's any it's as good as
the security at half of those parks there. They don't
lock the chain.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, you just move it.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Go on. So I'm like, let's just stay in our apartments.
We shouldn't go to the park, just in case it's
a dud. So I'm at my apartment, it's now one
o'clock in the morning, and I'm looking out my window.
Not a damn meteor passed by.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
But you can't just look out one st you have
to look all three hundred and sixty degrees around looking
at your windows.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Ninety one outside. You know what she saw, not a
damn thing. I bet if you went to the park
you would have seen something absolutely not. There were so
many clouds last night. Oh okay, well there you go.
So all this to say space has disappointed me, that's
not really a scam. It's a scam. You just didn't
see anything. Please, nobody saw a thing. I'm sure if
I go on TikTok now it's going to be like, hey, guys,

(16:01):
I saw the coolest media shower, yeah, or media storm.
And then there's me, the idiot sitting out my window.
Why did I wake up at twelve fifteen?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
My mouth just touched this microphone? Is that gonna be
a problem.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's not my mic so I don't know who touched it,
just me. Well, good luck, God bless Are you taking
a break? Yeah? Sixteen minutes in. All right, we'll be
back right after this, buddy, and we're back. Wow, that
hole wasn't big enough. You say that every episode now,
because you don't. You can't every single episode. Yeah, So okay,
So anyway, Sunday, yesterday, yesterday, no Monday, Oh my god, no,

(16:33):
two days ago. I'm so confused. It was a long weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
So we went We went to a friend's house with
Sawyer or dog, and he loves to swim. So there
was another Aussie there named Henry, and the two of
them were just having the best time, and they were
just jumping in the pool NonStop. The problem with Sawyer
is he thinks that you need help, so when he
sees you splashing around to the pool, he'll come and
jump right on top of you. So he'll push you

(16:58):
under and scratch you to death. Yeah, so while he's
trying to help, he'll probably kill you. You he doesn't
know any better. What I like to do is when
I go help, Hey, help, and I'll splash the water
and then I go underneath the water and I hold
my nose and I look up and I see him
paddling above as if he's trying to save me, but
he doesn't know what to do because he can't dive under.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
It's so sad but inadorable at the same time. And
then he gets out and butt dances in the bushes.
That's that's his thing. Luna just drinks all the pool water, yeah,
and then gets a belly it and throws up. Now
she doesn't throw up, she just peas by water. I'm
sure by today Sawyer has an ear infection, because that's
always what happens when he dives in. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
So anyway, what else is going on there?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Buddy? Boy?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Let me think, do you have a skincare regiment? That's
what I was going to ask, you know, skincare? Yeah, well,
I mean do you use lotion? I do basically. Well,
see now it's short season now, so I have to
really like slather it up. Slather, yes, slather, No slather,
I think you slather stuff on. You lather up soap.
You can you slather on like sunblock and look up

(17:59):
the definition, but you can look up slather. So my
really only skin routine regiment or whatever it is is
in the morning before I leave the house, I just
put lotion on my arms and legs and face and
that's it. And people will get mad at me because
I use body lotion on my face.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
I don't care spread or smear substance. See slather slather
on some tanning lotion, all right, it's mostly some block.
I don't like that word. Slather. Yeah, okay, lather is
what you soap? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, but no, that's really all. I don't really have
a regiment. I just put you whatever cream I happened
to having the closet Nivea or whatever was on sale
that week.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Interesting, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Why do you like hardcore? Like facial everything?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I use like a face pad thing at night, just
to make sure all the dirt is off my face.
Then I use a nice lotion, okay, on my face
at night. Doesn't that cloud your pores overnight? Aren't you
not supposed to do lotion overnight?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I don't know, but I put it on my face
because aren't you're supposed to exfoliate before you go to bed.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I can't extol you too much, and I'll tell you
why it Like, I make this skin bad. And then
all of a sudden, I get pimples everywhere. Oh it's
your paper straw. Yeah, give me the plastic okay. And
then I put this new Underreye stuff on and it's great. Okay.
I wake up feeling alive and refreshed. That's fine. If

(19:11):
you get enough sleep, you feel alive and refreshed too. Yeah.
But how often does that happen? Very rare?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Exactly every once in a while, maybe once every three
or four months. I'll do the beory por strip on
my nose and pull all that crud out. I'll look
at it with my phone camera and zoom in and
you have all these little things that are sticking up.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Who was that Maria Malino? Oh hi, I didn't see her.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, but that's kind of gross, but it's also satisfying
in a way, like that would be a TikTok thing.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, ripping off beory por strips it already is a
TikTok thing. Damn it. Yeah, sorry, we could have done that.
They also have cameras that you can go in and
you can it sucks it up and you can look
at it suck up all the stuff that's gross. It's
actually pretty cool. I don't know about that. Yeah, I
like it. But the problem is when I first got it,
I wait what So it's a camera Yeah, and it's

(19:57):
like a vacuum.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh no, that you put on your face.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh. I thought you're gonna stay up your nose. No.
But I also have a camera for your ear. No,
and that one is oh my god, I don't want
to see that. It's the best. I have not used
Q tips since I got this. I think I need
an ear flushing. You don't I need to bring this camera? No?
Would you let me do it? No? Because it's been
in your ear? Well no, I'll give you a fresh tip.

(20:22):
You know, I'll alcoholic beforehand. I'll do all of that
for you.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Hearing is very important. I really don't want to mess
with it. So what's the problem.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Someone just texted me? Hello, my aunt asked me to
pick you up at the airport. Could you tell me
your flight time? I need to do some preparation. Thank you.
They even knew my name. Who is this?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I wouldn't even bother Why would you even respond to that?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Andy?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
They're fishing? How do they know?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's no, don't don't even respond to that. Please, they're
fishing for information.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Andrew, But how do we know? Just let it be.
What's the number that came from? Just leave it alone.
It's like a weird European number.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Okay, Hello, just leave it alone. Someone screwing with you
stop because it's really easy to find they listen.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
To this podcast. That's ah. I'd call you Andy.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
No one else does, right, So anyway, I don't I
don't want any cameras in any orifices, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
The ear camera if you can get it, it's the
b bird.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
The best thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Why can't you do whatever you're doing without the camera.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Just because Q tips push everything back. Q tips are terrible.
You should not be using Q tips. You're listening to
this podcast, guse me. Let your one takeaway be and
do not use Q tips.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
That is not me saying that, that's Andrews. So you
could take the money away from him, but not for
me because they're a big sponsor of the of the
radio show. Just saying, Okay, and I do you've never
heard of Q tip commercial? Really, Danielle does them Q tips? Yes,
well you do that.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I do use Q tips and I know you're not
supposed to jam them in your ears. There's even a
warning on the package and I but who's reading it.
Here's the thing, Andrew and I don't know if I've
mentioned this before, but I've been to the hospitpital two
times for Q tips in my ear and broken off
in my ear some time. It was during this morning show.
I remember it was probably about five six years ago.

(22:12):
I was doing my Q tip regiment in the morning
before I came in, and I was like, do to
do to do? You know, just like the typewriter guy
on Sesame Street, to do to do you don't know
what that is. So and the tip broke off in
my ear canal. It was so far in I couldn't
even see it or grab it with a pair of tweezers,
and I was like, oh my god, what do I do.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I have to go to work, but what do I do?
It doesn't really hurt, but I know it's there. I
don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
So I came here and Elvis was like, dude, go
to the emergency room. So I went up the road
to whatever that jan City hospital is that is now
like boarded up, and so I went to another one
and there were like people coming in with gunshot wounds.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I'm like, I'm leaving.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
So I went to Long Island and I went to
my emergency room where I was born, and they came in.
They laughed, and they took it out in about six seconds.
And that was that.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
And then, stupidly, a year or two later, it happened again,
and I went to an audiologist friend of mine who
took it out and said, don't put Q tips in
your ear, But yet I still do it every morning.
The camera is great because you can see the wax,
so you just scoop it.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
No it's so much easier, Andrew, that is so nauseating
to me. I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's amazing because I don't need to keep pushing with
Q tips. I would often the same thing you probably do,
and then you don't really get much, or when you
do get something, you're like I could get more. Click
click click, click click click.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, look up typewriter a guy from Sesame Street. Sure, okay, great, Yeah, no, you.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Need to do it. Can I do it? Can I
please bring it in? Can you do it on me? Not?
You do it on me?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hell no, I'll go down.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
It's awesome because you get it right like you see
it and then you just My mom used to use
Q tips and then I bought her this camera for Christmas,
and let me tell you something, she uses it now.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Andrew, you know that I have a problem with bodily things.
Skin more wax is gross to me, so I really can't.
I could go to probably a doctor every once in
a while. He Oh my god, do you want to
see something?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
No, show you something. I want you to look up
typewriter guy from street. Can I show you what my
friends looked like when he did it? No?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I won't look at it.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh my god, that was the craziest thing I've ever
seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I don't want to see it.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
It was nuts. Just look up.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Typewriter guy Sesame Street so I can hear that. I
haven't heard it in years since I used to watch
Sesame Street with my kids. I'm sure they don't make
new ones of him because he's like seventies eighties guy.
And plus, what's a typewriter?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Right? No, kids know what a typewriter is? You got it? Okay,
let's listen to this thing.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
And he comes in and like type No, not yet,
this is an ad comes in and type. We don't
get for Finnair. We don't get any money.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
We don't get free Sesame Street. Here he comes.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, no, no, no, oh, it's an airplane going by him.
He's gonna type plane.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Ah, airplane. Now it's flying over him. He's a typewriter
with wheels halfway. No. Yeah, okay, well that was something,
thank you for great. Yeah that was so cool. Well,
I mean you sparked a memory. Thank you. Well, I

(25:17):
just I'm going to bring it in. I'm going to
bring it in because it's it's fascinating. So you would
dig in my ear with this device, without a doubt.
But how but you not being me? How do you
know that you're not going in too far with it?
Because again the problem with Q tips, how far do
you know you're going in? You don't don't blind with this,
I see it. And so when you see something that

(25:38):
looks like your ear drum, because it's your ear drum,
you stay far away. There's a limit that you go to.
I think it's dangerous. It's more dangerous to use Q tips.
You just said the thing has gotten stuck in your ear.
How are you arguing with me now?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
But you know, I guess I would let you do it,
but I don't want you to see the grossness that
could be in my ear.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I don't care what the grossness is. Can I show
you what my friend? Now? Oh, I won't look at it.
The crazy I'm telling you. I swear, I swear on
everything in my life. He like had like an ungodly
amount of ear wax.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
It was insane, Like Amy wanted to candle my ears
one time, and I don't doesn't work that.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I don't think ear candling is not real. Again, to
listeners out there, ear candling, If anybody's telling you it
works does not work. It's a hoax. All right.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I will think about it. I'll let you do the
wax thing, but we can't do it on camera because
it's gross.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I used to do ear candling because one of our
family friends is like, oh my god, ear candling. It works.
And the best is when you look it up afterwards,
they're like, of course we find wax in your ear.
You know why because you're burning a candle that's wax.
So anything you take out at the end, it's like,
oh my god, this was in my ear. It wasn't
in your ear. The candle just burned.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
We had an ear candler come up and do greg
to you one time, and it was fascinating what came out.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
But it's not real.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, I agree with you. It's probably not whatever. But
I'll let you do the cup camera thing in my ear.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's so good. But you can't cord it.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay, that's fine. I mean I guess you can, but
I can it on this. That's fine. That's fine, but
I don't show it around because it's gross.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't care. Well, you're about to show me your
friends one I don't want to say it with nut.
I'm sure your ears are clean. I don't know you
do it every day.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I clean my ears twice a day with a Q
tip and sometimes I'll jam my pinky finger in and
I'll scrape and stuff will come out.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Ah yeah, okay, this is gonna be fun. Everybody's holes
are gross. Everyone has gross stuff in their holes. I'm
trying to think of when I got this camera, because
it might be two weeks since my last one. I
do it like every two to three weeks. Now.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Your nose has gross stuff in it, your ears stuff,
and your mouth has grow stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
He does, buttole has gross stuff in it. It does.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Belly button has gross stuff in every hole or orifice,
and your body has gross things in it that come out.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's natural bacteria. I guess. Well, ear wax. They actually
say you're not supposed to do it what you're doing,
because you're supposed to do need ear wax you do
so the little flies don't get into your head and
then make babies. That scares me.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's such an irrational fear. Does what ever actually happen? Yes,
somewhat like spider crawled into someone's ear and laid eggs
in their brain.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Please so Michelle. Season of Survivors, there was a girl
who was on the beach and an ant crawled into
her ear and she was like, the pain was like
you can't even imagine it because imagine sleeping, but just
feeling something scratching inside your ear but you can't reach it.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
But the wax are supposed to stop that, right, well,
just like the crud in your nose and the hair
in your nose, if something could.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Crawl in, they could just mess up whatever.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Stop stop it's making me queasy. Yeah, anyway, let's move
on to something else. So we're gonna I'm gonna use
the bee bird.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Sure you can do it, but wait, no, but it's
been in your ear though, and your feeling comes for
fresh attachments. So I'll give you the fresh attachment and
all alcohol the metal part if you want. So this
way it's like safe for you. You know, I get
gross stop by stuff, body things, I know, but this
one's good. I'm please trust me. Okay. The skin one

(28:52):
I wouldn't say to do, do you know why? Because
I got a little happy with that skin one the
moment the camera on it that like sucks out your
black stop.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
No, that I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
That one I can't do because I pressed a little
too hard, and I gave myself black, black and blue,
black and blues. How I cann't say that black and blue? Yeah,
I gave myself like, wait, bruises, Why does I think
I'm going there? I need to go to my house?
How far is it for you?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I'm still good for a little bit. It's only an
hour drive. Okay, Well we'll do this for another ten Okay, No,
you said forty five. Okay, so then fifteen minutes and
then when we're done with it, you'll say.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Oh my god, well it'll be the shortest bulls No. False.
When we first started, it was like thirty minutes. Really, yeah,
I'm gonna go back and look, Okay, my face looks
very round. I don't think so. I don't know. It's
hot in here. It's just miserable that hot. It's the
day that we're recording. This is ninety four degrees outside.
Do you know what I'm gonna have for lunch today?
Disgusting Papa hot tune of fish. Nobody wants to hear that.

(29:56):
I know. I just thought of something gross. That's what
you're gonna have?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
H I'm going to you go for a run today. Yeah,
I'm gonna get my teeth cleaned, and then maybe I'll
go for a bike ride. I don't know, but it
could be too too too hot.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, we'll see. I love riding my bike. I love it.
I love riding my bike. I did I tell you
I rode a city bike? You did? I did? On
this podcast? I think, Well, I had fun doing it.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
First of all, it got really expensive. It's not like
it used to be. It used to be like thirty
minutes for like two bucks. Now it's like it goes
by distance. Yeah, they changed it.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Well, it worked out really for me because it was
four bucks versus like a ten to fifteen dollars uber.
I get it.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, I would always opt to city bike in the
city if if it seems like it's going to be
a safe ride, you know, if there's a bike lane
and whatever. I don't even trust bike lanes if I'm
being honest. Bike lanes are terrifying people parking them and
they turn out into them. And the worst thing that
you have to worry about riding a bike in the
city is some jack hole opening flinging the door open

(30:52):
without looking that happened to Elvis one time. Elvis and
I were riding up by Central Park and somebody opened
up the door and he went flying.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Over the handlebok. Yeah, oh my god. I mean this
is like twenty years ago. I don't think I was
riding bikes anymore, but I went in for that reason alone.
I'd be terrified. Yeah, I'll I had one bad meat
loaf in second grade, and I had been meat loaf
for years. You can't tell me that I could go
on get hit by a door.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You can't get over that though, and try meatloaf again.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I did. I had my sister's meat loafs like two
three years ago. I gotta tell you, pretty good. But
the scars she still remains.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
My guess is there are certain things in life that
if they happen to you, you just will never ever
do it again. Like Cooper broke her leg skiing. She
loved the one or two times we went skiing before that,
and then she broke her leg and it was a horrible,
horrible experience. She still doesn't really even like run normal anymore.
You can always see there's just like a little, a
little tiny bit of wonk when she runs, you know,

(31:44):
and it's because it didn't really heal properly, or she
didn't go to physical therapy or whatever it was. But yeah,
she said she will never ski again. And that's very sad.
Not that we're big skiers, but I mean it's fun
to take a winter vacation every once in a while.
I would like to go skiing this year. I'm gonna
go skiing or snowboarding. I'm putting it out into the universe.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Do you snowboard, goofy or regular? Have zero clue what
you're talking about. I don't know what it means either.
I know pizza and French fry, that's about it. Oh,
that's pizza French fry. Is that likes French fry something? Yeah?
For skis right right? We did learn that from from
our guy. I learned it from South Park. Oh okay,
But I really want to do a winter activity this year.
I feel I've been missing out on winter activities. I

(32:23):
have an idea. Yeah, why don't you try to organize
a morning show winter trip.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
We've never done that. We've done you know, the Dysfunctional Family.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Whatever. Where we would go.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
We would go away to, uh, you know, beach destinations. Yeah,
why don't you try to like put it in and
get us a ski destination. Let's go to like Tell
your Ride or Park City or something like that. Tell
You Ride, Yeah, not tell Ride, it's tell your Ride.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Really.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, that's the name of the Kio whatever that truck
is too. I thought it was a tell Ride, Tell
your Ride.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Huh yep. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
We should go to Colorado or something like December or January. Yeah,
for a morning show trip.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I would love to go skiing or snowboarding. I am prepped,
I am ready to go. I like tubing and sledding.
I love tubing and snowmobiling. I like winter sports.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
It just sucks that it's cold. Yeah, it's too bad
you can't do winter sports in the summer. What I mean,
I guess you can. You can water ski.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah. I like water skiing too. I hate water skiing,
really hate it.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
If you can regular ski, you should be able to
water ski.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I've regular skied once. I've told that story before. Jackie
fell down the hill because my dad made her do
the Black Hill the first time she ever skied.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
It is frightening because I don't know how to stop.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
And water skiing. I went with my friend Burrielle Is.
Her parents have a boat and we went out and
they almost thought it was funny that I kept falling. See,
I learned when I was young, and I kept just
falling on my face and falling on my face, and
every time it would be like, oh, we stood for
five seconds of fell Is there video you want to
go again? There is? I want to see. It's on
my Instagrams. I'd like to see. But wait, do you
have your phone. I don't have the Instagram app on

(33:50):
my phone. Oh no, I'm sorry. You need social media,
say you need social media.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
But back when I was younger, I went to Sleepway camp.
They had a ski do which was basically this water
skiing device. It was this thing don't have there and
it would just go around and around and around. And
that's where I learned how to water skin. I feel
like I could still pretty much do it now. I
just hate falling off and the boat has to circle
back and come get you what it pains.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
It's embarrassing. It is. It is so when you're just
sitting in the water with like your skis up.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
And the worst part about it is there's a boat
full of people that are waiting to go after you,
and you're the idiot that falls off and they have
to circle back and get you, and then you have
to try to go again, and everybody's waiting as well.
It's like banana boating, yes, but especially when it's people
you don't know. When it's friends, it's like, ah, you idiot,
and they throw stuff at you. But if it's like
you're on a tour or something and you have to
wait for people you.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Don't know, it's yeah, banana boats where you intentionally give
yourself whiplash. That sounds great. I haven't been on a
bioto of that since I was a senior in high school.
So there's certain things, and this is something that I
wanted to bring up. There's certain things that I now
look at and am kind of terrified to do. No,
we're not terrified, but just inconvenienced by Like yesterday, going home,
I was like, oh traffic. Yeah, I was never this person,

(34:55):
but now I'm like, ugh, I gotta leave at the
right time. I don't want to sit in a traffic
Who does Nobody wants to sit in it? And I
used to not be so curmudgeting with that.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
This is holiday weekends are the worst Oh, come on, Andy,
why do you hook it up to there so people
can hear it?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Oh? I love watching you for well, how long? That's
not that long ago. That's when you were little. That
was my friend Burrille. Andy, whitepops are great. How long
ago was July seventeenth, twenty sixteen. Okay, so you were
still a tike. I mean I'd still probably fall the
exact same way.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I mean I would too, it would take me a
little bit to kind of get the feel for it again.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
But see with water, and I'm just not afraid of
any any aquatic activity. I don't mind like snorkeling, I
don't mind scuba diving. I don't mind jumping from any
distance into water. I could just water. I'm all good
with I.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Used to be that way. But I wouldn't cliff dive anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Like back I would. I love that back in the
Action Park days.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
You don't really remember because you're you're not.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
No, I'm not of Action park Age.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yes, we did cliff diving there, and I remember it
as a kid. I didn't care.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I just went off to thing.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, and it was very dangerous BECAUSEY would let people
go immediately after you and almost jump on you. But
it's just I don't like that sensation of falling. So
that's why I will never jump out of an airplane.
I'll never bungee jump. I just can't take it.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
You just have to like test your limits.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I go on the Ladybug roller coaster and adventure Land
and I screamed.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I'm not even surprised. Sorry they change it to the Rattlesnake,
but still really Cooper and I went on the other
day and.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I was screaming, Oh my god, and she's like, ha
ha ha ha. But I did get some balls, and
I went on there knew there's this thing called the Fireball.
They call it a roller coaster, but it's not really
a roller coaster. It's this thing that goes on a
track and then it goes whoo when it goes around
the curve, and then it goes and goes whoo and
shakes back and forth. So it also was kind of
like she was. She was screaming, and I was just

(36:44):
laughing the whole time. It was it was that uncomfortable
laugh where I didn't really want to scream, so I just.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Like, ha ha, she was screaming. That's really comforting. To
be next to you.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, no, one maniacally laughing. I didn't know what else
to do because I didn't want to yell.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
But it was it was interesting.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I would do it again. I don't like roller coasters,
but I wouldn't call that a roller coaster. I can't
even do the swings anymore. You know, the swings they
go around to.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
See No what, no what? I need to feel secure
and a swing is not secure.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
No, I feel like that things are gonna fly off
over one ten and land on the car.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
No, I'm not. I can't do it. He just in
the bucket seat.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Ah yeah, it just and that just gets my stomach. Now,
it's really weird. As you get older, things change, like
I can't go on the swing set in the backyard
more than like three swings before. Oh I get I
get the huzz from the regular actual swings in a
park now, so forget.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh we'll be back right after this and we're bad. Sorry,
we need to get two ad breaks. How was that hole?
It was good? Those ads? Sometimes they are the same
ones twice, No why you could talk to speaker for it.
And occasionally they are n espaniol. Don't they know our audience.
I know they know. I mean again, they just fill
it with whatever content, So huh. I'm not gonna complain

(37:57):
because it brings in the cashish.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Sometimes it's one, some it's two.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't understand how that all works me either, But
yet here we are.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, I guess. So why aren't we gonna get on
some other like thing and peop people are gonna pay?
Can we make money on this? But we've been doing
here for so long? Well, I mean you had some
leads with things. No, I don't mean that.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
But weren't we supposed to get on like some other platforms.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
No, this is the platform that he yes, all the
other ones that you can go to, they're like, if
you sign up, we'll try and sell you. But if
we don't we make the money. What about the big
company that owns us? Aren't we're like, we're gonna do
something with them or whatever. Yeah, I mean we could
try that. Just give it some time. Can we try
that again?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Just give it some time, Just give it some time.
Things are working behind the scenes. I mean I have
all the time in the world, Andrew it seems like
it nothing going on.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
So here I am. Yeah. So anyway, what else is doing?
Well No, no, you were just talking about getting the hoods.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
From oh the huzz from Swings.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I just uh, it's weird because this is the first
time ever that I actually bought a season pass to
an amusement park.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Cooper really wanted one, so I got one for her.
Adventureland is like one of her favorite places to go.
I told you again, it's like it's a smaller ish
like figure, think about like a six Flags but a
quarter of that that's Adventureland. And you know, it's a small,
family run park. It's been there for like sixty This
is actually their sixtieth anniversary this year. Yeah, and so
Cooper has the season passed and I got one too,

(39:16):
so I can just kind of go with her whenever
she wants to go for a couple hours or whatever.
And there's just things I won't go on. I won't
go on the Pirate Ship.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's the one that goes like this. It just swings
back and forth. Way back in the day, and some
amusement parks still have them. They call them the Looping
Star or something, and it's the pirate chip that would
go all the way the frigg around. Yeah, no, no, no,
because if you stand at the bottom of that thing.
If you don't remember, really remember when I was a
little kid, all the swing sets were made of with
like metal poles, and when you would swing on them,

(39:43):
the pole would come up out of the ground. Every
time you went forward, the pole would come up out
of the ground. And they're much more secure nowadays, but terrifying.
When I was a youngster and they had the looping Star,
if you stood at the bottom of it, the thing
that it was attached to the ground would actually kind
of move when it was up in the air, and
I was like, I don't I think that this is
really safe. You could count me out on county fair rides. Yeah,

(40:04):
the traveling ones, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
No gravitrons for me, especially ones on a truck, no,
thank you. Is that the one that spins? Yeah, I
always wanted to do. Apparently people like stand up against
the wall and it goes around.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, like vomit and it flies around like a mixer,
like a cement mixer, just vombit goes everywhere. So I'm
not doing that. No, I wouldn't do that because if
one person throws up on it. No, it spews everywhere
and goes around with this centrifical force. Nope. And I
will remember that day for the rest of my life
and then be sworn off of that.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, they got rid of the gravitron at adventure Land.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Fecccini Alfredo was another thing. I don't eat Fecccini. Say
that again, Fecccini ALFREDA. How can we say it like that?
Because that's so I always said it. Say it fecuccini. Yeah, Feccuccini,
you add like an extra thing to it. I didn't
even notice that way. Why won't you eat Feccini alfred
I got sick off of it. Oh, so you had
to tell you the day I got sick off, you
had bad Fettuccini Alfredo. It was okay, So it was
two thousand and one, Yeah, and it was September. It

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was like the second week of school. And I remember
getting it because we went someplace in the city afterwards.
I know what you're saying, Wow, that's really close to
the bad day that things happened. My parents took us
to that site like the week after to see it.
So we went to this Italian Russian that was down

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there I got sick, and I forever think of fetch
chini alfredo and how I got sick of it, and
I've never had it since. That's one of those things.
It's something like too cheesy, too much. It has a
negative effect on you and you don't ever eat it
again or do it again or whatever I mean. Is
kachu a pepe the same thing though? Or is it different?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Cotta a peppe is with the name of a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
No, that's an Italian dish. I've never heard of that.
You've definitely had. She talks about on them Elvis talks
about all the time.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Away thought it was a restaurant. Are there capers in it?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
No, it's literally like pepper And I think it's like
a creamy sauce. What kind of pasta is it? It
can depend. Oh, and usually sometimes they'll put like Italian meat.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
So it's so it's a dish or is it like
the feti? It's a dish, Okay, So it's not like alfredo.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
But it's like cheesy dish, almost like an alfredo. We
sauce just with like other things, and I eat that
and I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
See, in mid two thousand and seven, we were all
about feccuccini alfredo because Amy was pregnant and for whatever reason,
she would crave the alfredo.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
See that's it.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh okay, So it kind of looks like fettuccini alfa
or whatever alfredo with like cheese and pepperine.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Oh it's so good. It looks delicious when it's homemade. Sometimes,
Oh my god, it's so freaking good.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
And can I ask a question? Yeah, it's another annoyance
of mine. Yeah, why do restaurants say homemade? Like is
someone like making it at home and bringing it in
like the homemade soup of the day. They can say
storm made, restaurant made our kitchen's how good is yeah? Okay, okay,
Like the grandma's not making it in the house and
bringing it in because, first of all, I think that's

(42:53):
a legal I'm not sure, but you know, health codes
and stuff like that. I mean, it sounds nice, but
it's not their home.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Would be your gripe. This would so be your gripe,
which is one thing that I think a nice, pleasant
restaurant where it's probably like, oh ar Nana made this
recipe and then there's you sitting with the stupid menu.
It's that homemade. Okay, it's not homemade. They should say
Nana's recipe, our Nana's recipe homemade, not you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Like you just said they can't say homemade. I didn't
mean to say homemade. But it's just say our Nana's recipe.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Or Nana's homemade, Nana's restaurant made. Like how stupid does
that sound? Just let them have homemade homade. It sounds
really nice. It does.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
But if you think about it, it's technically not made
at home.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
It's not made. That's all not there. It's scammed.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
No, there's plenty of things like that. I think about things.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, I mean you think maybe a little too much
into it. You're right, give it some leeway.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
You're right, I probably do.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
What can you do? This iced tea was actually pretty
good today. Andrew told you told me refreshing. It's usually
you're like, oh no, I need to have this stuff
Boks refresher that fills its sugar.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
That's untrue. I don't drink that. I don't drink Starbucks
cold drinks.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I do not. Well, technically you do drink their tea
because whatever hot tea you get is just they dump
the regular tea in there and just warm it up.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
No, the one that I get has steamed lemonade in it.
What well, that's the sweetener. What's the matter?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
See, I probably should not have had this because I
need to go for a clean like I'm not gonna.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Have time to go home. It's an unsweetened iced tea.
It's really not doing much. It's tea though it's tea.
It's see.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I normally what I like to do before I go
to the dentist. I'm sure everybody does, is go home
to teach their teeth, lost their teeth. Maybe you know,
you got a floss before you go to the dentist,
so you can pretend that you floss all the time.
And I'm not gonna have a chance to go home
and brush and flaws. So I'm gonna go there and
have to apologize and say I'm sorry. I just had lunch.
I didn't get a chance to go home, and there's like,
you know, a piece of celery stuck in my tooth.
They dentists must see the most disgusting things, like when

(44:57):
somebody with the clean mouth comes in, they must be like, ah,
son Jesus, yeah, same thing with like a butt doctor. Well,
for god, you know, like every once in a while
they probably get a nice, pristine butthole, but you know,
I'm sure for the most.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Part they're not pretty well. Thank you so much for listening.
That's it. It's forty five minutes. You gotta go home,
No I don't. It's alway, guys, so much for listening.
We really appreciate talking about You can head to Serial
KILLERSPC dot com. I don't have to go touch with us.
I don't have to go check out our social media channel.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I had the wrong destination and my ways there.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
We don't have to go. We can end it.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Why are you forcing it off because it's forty five
minutes and we're talking about butttholes. It's just like the
Morning show where we do the fifteen minute morning show
and they end it twelve minutes and people get pissed.
It's forty five minutes, but they're accustomed to an hour.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
You can calm it down. So anyway, thank you for
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Speaker 1 (46:01):
So, by the way, I must say, for the last
month or so, we've been promoting Other Scott coming on
and asking us questions or something like that next week.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So we hope he's going to be on next week.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yes, just keep getting screwed up scheduling because he's a
West coast guy.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
You know, he is at start. Technically he's Mountain time.
He is.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Oh, he's Colorado, Rocky Mountain high.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
They have that Rocky Mountain chocolate factory that is based
out there, which was a cereal for Calloggs.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
For a minute and it was so good. Well maybe
they'll bring it back. They won't. Okay, it was a
limited thing. Get the ball. No, I'm not ready yet.
Other Scott's coming. Thank you guys for listening, and until
next week.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Wait, there's going to be a brand new Serial Killers
on Monday. That's the actual podcast that started this all
where we try cereal one new one and some other
stuff each time, and.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
We'll padding and you're padding, you're padding.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Just letting people know in case they've never listened to
the actual Cereal podcast and we're padding, and we're padding.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
What's the problem and keep stretching this out? Get the ball, Andrew, God,
you millennial, it's just a hurry, hurry, hurry. Yeah, what's
better than me sitting here? Tell us some of your
old stories, Dad? Isn't that what this podcast is all about? Yeah,
but again, forty five minutes is more than enough. And
we already said we're out by forty five, So where's
the research, not that you would even read it until

(47:18):
next time? Say clank Andrew, clink, clink. You're awesome. Everyone
loves you. You're incredible, and you're brilliant. You're so eager
to leave you rule. Okay, you rule?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Thank you, Lenny Mud. We're we We need balls, we
need serial killers, bowls, well and bowl chat bawls.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Dog dog bandanas and cell phone cases and T shirts
and custom merch shart with bowls and spoons. Maybe, well,
let's reach out to people. Did we end?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Should we clean again?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Because it's going too long? Clink