Bowl Chat - Let's Make a Holiday Tradition

Scotty is over Christmas trees and Elf on a Shelf, he consults Andrew and Nate to see what they can call a new Channukah tradition... the results are less than stellar.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, good a bowl.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Chat Hi, Hi, Hi, don't rush through it. Nate is
here as a guest.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yeah, you got me for a whole ninety second.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well you keep every time we talk, you make it
less because you said eight and a half minutes ago,
ten minutes you want to join us, and I go,
I got ten minutes for you, and you said great,
Happy holidays?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Is perfect at that it's early.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
For the holidays.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Halloween was just on Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, but now it's officially the holiday season.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I saw a YouTube ad for holiday things.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What holiday? Thanksgid, Christmas? The Christmas? Okay, that's the holiday.
Well did they have and they have the hankah things too?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I don't really see honkah.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Mench on the bench. I know we don't have much.
We have mench on the bench and and that's it.
We don't have much. It's really disappointed, Dradel. You got
to work on something else, you know what. I could
have a million dollar idea with some honkah thing for
being first in like the market as a holidays go
not always though. The Jewish people really let us down

(01:03):
as far as like commercializing it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right, yeah, fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, we have stuff but we just don't have enough.
Like we tried to do like the honka bush didn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
It didn't work, It didn't catch on. There's no like
tradition behind a honka bush, right, like you know, actually
have a bush.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, and some people will just like get a white
Christmas tree. It's not a Christmas tree. It's just a tree.
You make it what it is, you know, it's just
a tree, and then you turn it into whatever. So
you could get either a white or a blue tintally
kind of tree the tree and then put honkka stuff
on it. Pause you never had a tree to begin with, right,
that's correct? Where does it like you're just copying. No,

(01:41):
we're making it our own. Here's the thing, and this
is what this was there a burning bush? Didn't most
have a burning bush? Can't you do something like the
hanka bush?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Because who's lighting a bush?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
That has nothing to do with the hanka tradition?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
It doesn't. But we just want to hang things on
things too, you know. But that's the thing you see,
for me, a Christmas tree doesn't green Jesus. It's just
a thing that that you celebrate with who cares?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's more.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's why Jewish people could have a tree in their house.
It doesn't mean Hi Jesus. It's just a tree. It
doesn't it's not religious.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Along the lines of like you see a box of
tissues and you call them like a kleenex.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's really.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
With Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I never call tissues kleenex. I think that's so so Okay,
So you call Q tips, well, yes, I don't call
it cotton swabs. I say past the Q tips.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
So you say that and you associate it with you
don't say cotton swab. The same way you walk in
and you see a tree that has a bunch of
ornaments on it, and you say, oh, that's a Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
But not if they're little dradals and Menora's on it.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
But but if it is there, I'd say, why are
there dradles and Manora's on the Christmas Christmas tree?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Exactly? It's not a hanka tree. If it's not green,
then it can be it's a Hankah bush.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
But I'm saying you're taking the thing that like more
people know it for and then being like.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
This is ours now.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, no, no, no, just trying to get a little piece.
I'm not claiming it, but.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
There's nothing original, like even mention a bench. It was
elf on a shelf and you're like, just what rhymes
with a seat like a bench? Men?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Perfect, So then.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let's come up with something original. You're the jude, I know,
but you guys have ideas.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Do you feel like doesn't have any rhymes? This is
going to sound ignorant like the drado The sides of
the dradle, what do they say?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Gimmel hey? None and and what does that mean? Those
are letters? And when you play the dradle game, when
none means none, so you get nothing. One of them
means you put in something you take, so it's like
a magic a. Yeah, well no, because that just tells
you stupid things. This You spend it and you either
get money or guilt or you give Oh it's kind

(03:43):
of like it's like gambling with a dradal.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I never knew that.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah. I feel like you have the menora and that's
like a pretty I remember the Rugrats Hanukah episode and
that really taught me about you know.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
One for each night they shed a sweet light to
remind us of days long ago.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You have it already.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's the menora Yeah, you really dropped the ball on
this whole. We could have done something better with the no.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
When I already go to Boca and during like the
holiday season. That manorrea that they have is gigantic, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well up in uh where's it in in Columbus Circle
somewhere over there? Yeah, is the world's biggest minormal.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I think it already exists. It's just it's it's the manora.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
You know, I'll tell your part of the problem is
you don't always have Hanukah on the same day.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It changes sometimes it's even after Christmas.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
You get who's the head of the Jewish religion, the
big Rabbi? Okay, can you call it like Moses, Moses
he's his dead. Can't call Moses, but there's no can't
call Jesus called the Pope exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, there's nobody you can call. It's like the Grand
Rebby or something. But it's different because all Jews are
like different, we have different the problem the orthodogility day,
it needs to be the same. I don't know if
they can change things. Now. It's an ancient ancient calendar.
I mean, this is the year like fifty seven, fifty
something or forty something. It's like, Ques, we've got We've
got a lot more years on you.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's what's questionable about the Bible too, because in the Bible,
those people were living for hundreds of years. Oh yeah,
Mathusel is like, I don't know what you're talking about.
I just know that it's it's old Testament. So you
should know that.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Fifty seven forty eight or something this year, okay, God
putting that on your checks. Yes, it was still right,
fifty seven forty five. Goodness.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
There actually are parts of the world where they have
a different calendar system really yeah, and times too.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Really yeah, So it's not this time there, no, I
think different days times, Yeah, they just go yeah, I think.
Also it's the year calendar system. Well anyway for next time,
not this year.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Zodiac thing, that's not the Actually they have a year
of the dog. Yeah, they like draw a little dog
on their chicks. No, hear the cock's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Not the same kind of cock.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
No, the chicken, the thing with the red gobbler thing
on the bottom of his neck. The gizzard what do
you call that? It it has a name that it's
not a gizzard, that's an invest on the top of
their head.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, that's a wattle. Yes, it's a wattle. Huh, wattle battle.
That was a good song, that duck the duck song
that my kids used to like. Great, the lemonade stand
this non't this just goes up and we say God
bless anyway.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
So listen. So next Tonica, we're going to come up
with some why not there's not enough time. No, we're
going to come up with something brand new that's gonna
catch on.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
It's nothing that needs to be new.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
What you just established that there's inventions every day.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay, that's the can't create tradition?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yes you can. Somebody did.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, hundreds of dods of years ago.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
So what let's do a new and there's new traditions.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
All the time. It's like no smiths songs they hello.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Mention on the bench is a new thing, and that's
your tradition now with people?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Is it? Because I don't see many people with mensh
on the bench?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
That's like elf on a shelf. I don't think that
caught on. Yes it did catch it. I never have
done an elf on a shelf. You weren't a kid.
I wasn't a kid. I just came out the womb
a year.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
You didn't have it back then, okay, it only it's
only in the last like ten years. That off on
the shelf is a big thing, all right. So if
we go on the air with the show and we
talk about mention a bench, we'll have a lot of
Jewish people calling in, so they will have heard of it, yes,
but they haven't purchased one. See, that's the whole point,
is something some have we have one? Do I still
think you need something different, of course, something that you're

(07:23):
going to invent, something brand new that people are gonna
drag out of the attic every year.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
No, the menora is that, but this needs to be
more staple item. What do I do for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Every year?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I put up a Christmas tree. You have so much
when it's Hanukkah, I put up the menora.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
You have so much stuff, trees and balls and stockings
and everything.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
But they all go on the tree. The trees, the
ball is a stocking, the.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Stock a fireplace stocking.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I've never done you know what that you're route you
gotta do something with the stocking.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
And we do that also with those blue and white ones.
But you're just copying the Christmas one. So it should
be a sock then, not a stocking.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maybe you like a post box. Maybe it's something with
like the dradle and you need.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
About the hanaka Harness, it's like an S and M thing. Alright,
all right, I'm just trying to think of just trying
to think of H's honka something.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Now my ten minutes is up. Eight minutes ago. All right,
it was great. Well, last I expect an original idea.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
If it's then Harness, it's done.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Think of something moving on. A lot of people finish
the temple and go right to their s and m Honikah.
Harry is our guy, so I'm gonna consult with him. Yeah,
I'm going to consult with him. Harry. Is he comes
down the chimney.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
You don't go to get another rip off, you're just
ripping off Santa Claus. Yes, and Harry is only let
me tell you, does he come at Honikah?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Harry came first? And what happened was his beard? What
he came down the chimney and got white ash all
over it and became Santa. And now steps why Santa
has a white beard?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
What are you saying.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Can you move over now?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Since Nate leader like Hanakah Herschel or something.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
That Harry hanaka Harry.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Wait, hold up, Harry isn't a Jewish name.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
We made that up in Hebrew School.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I don't know how many days of Hanakah are there?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Eight? Eight? Yes, it begins with a cea. Sometimes it
goes either way.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Harry doesn't begin with a C.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, but that's when it's h Harry is for the
h You're never gonna win with this. This is honestly
like just Scott's mind. You're inside of it and it
just doesn't make sense. I think you have do something
with the dradal that to me feels very marketable already
there I know, but do something different with it, like
make it the honka. I don't know. We have advent

(09:42):
calendars basically do something with an advent calendar.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Sure there is one, then it's just a honka advent
cat all right, So then we didn't do something with
a dradal. With the trends, like the current trends, they
may like go on TikTok and find things that are
popular and relate it to a dradal.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I'm reading about Hankah Harry.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
So, yeah, I told you it's a thing. You know
when it started, Yeah, probably like nineteen ninety something.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Saturday Night Live with John Lovett's There You Go, and
they called in the skit they called Hanika Harriet his Workshop.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah. Mount Sinai, that's right, So the late seventies, early
eighties John Lovet's it's season five.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
But it's also an SNL bit.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You know, there's a Mount Sinai on Long Island. There's
lots of Biblical towns on Long Island. There's Jericho and Babylon. Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, you know that's where I feel. I wish I
could go back to colonial times to be able to
name a town that sounds fun really, Yeah, can be
able to name a town Andrewville? Yeah, okay, andy Burg,
andy Burg, Oh, that's a good I wouldn't even andy Burg.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I bet there is an andy Burg somewhere. Look it up,
all right. I would just call it. You would call
it Flopstown. And on that note, see a lighter. Thanks
for coming by. We love you're here. By the way.
This is bull Chat, the sister podcast to Serial Killers,
which airs every Monday. Today's Wednesday, So thanks for stopping by.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
And where do I send my invoice? We don't pay.
Well that's a big cheat, but you might you.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Might get like a follower two oh yeah straight or
unfollow Yeah perhaps, all right, thanks for coming by, Mike
drop scooch over a tiny bit can turn him down.
Thank you. Anyway, I really wanted to talk about Halloween,
and that's why you're wearing your black and orange sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, no, I just wanted to wear it.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
How was your Halloween?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It was great?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I went and I treated with my okay, and it
was so she was so oh my god, it was
a cute. She was Mirabelle. Did you just shut this off?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
From Incanto? Did you see in Conco?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I saw pieces of it. Yes, that's the one that's
the Day of the Dead one that's Coco. Oh, that's
Coco today.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, when we're recording this, it's November first.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It's Day of the Dead, right, which one's in Conto?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
And Kanto is the one with mirabel and the doors
is a hound. Yes, we don't talk about Yep. My
goddaughter said the cutest thing in the entire world. What,
oh my gosh, where is it?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Cooper has been saying, really funny things too. And I
love when kids says and they don't mean to say them. Yeah,
it's so funny. What are you doing? Are you playing
something with an ad now.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
House? That's her. She was sitting in front of the house.
Happy Halloween House, Happy on the lawn.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
She was so she loved the lights so much that
she just sat down and she would go up to
people's houses and she'd go instead of saying happy Halloween,
she kept saying happy Halloween house. Yeah, so effing cute,
and then she would go trick or tree. Oh my god,
my heart melted.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
So now you live in an apartment building, so you
don't give candy out?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well that's why I wanted to go spend it with her.
So what it was like the first Halloween? I could
actually like people, I feel were able to go out
and it wasn't like COVID terrifying.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
What do kids that live in cities do?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I mean go trigger training in the streets? I saw
it before I left streets. Well, yeah, at like a
part at you know, Brownstone's, or if your apartment building
does it? Like if I stayed home, I probably would
have just put a little.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Would you just sit outside with a chair. I'd probably
just leave a little ball that creepy.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Guy, leave a ball out with some outside or in
your lobby side of my unit, like in the street.
Now I live in an apartment building.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, but you walk outside. How the kids get in?
They buzzed in.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Well, usually in an apartment building there's families, and so
they family can just ring all the doorbells or they
knock on the doors. But I would just leave a
little bowl of candy out just in case and if
they wanted it, they could they could take.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
So you mean you could just get into your building
without being buzzed in.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
No you can, No, no you can't. But again this
is for the families who live in the building. I
would leave okay, stuff out for them.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I understand. And so you know, since we were out
trick or treating, I left the out the candy outside.
First of all, thank god for our relationship with eminem Mars,
because you know, for the last like five years, all
the kids in my neighborhood have been getting full sized
candy bars nice and they seem to love it and
they respect it. Yeah, like yesterday I put the box.
I used this like scary like box that has like

(13:52):
chains and blood on it and stuff fake it from
some movie that they sent us years ago. But so
I left it out and I put a sign that
said please take one or two or three because there
was so much. Yeah, and I think they liked the
fact that I said that, because people that say just
take one because like and they take the whole bucket. Yeah,
you know, I think I think I did the right
thing by saying take what you want, but not all

(14:13):
of them.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, I think ring doorbells also changed trigger trading a lot.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, because did you see the video of the kid
taking the entire bucket and just giving the ring the
finger and walking away. Terrible. Yeah, there's stuff like that
all the time. Like my parents' entire bowl got stolen.
They don't have a ring. Like after probably five thirty
they decided to go inside to have dinner, and when
they came back out to check on the candy, the
entire bowl was gone.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
That happened to me a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's sad. It is people should really like I don't
know when yesterday, the kids were very respectful and there
was also and I liked this. I had never seen
this before. They put out like a picnic table, and
that they would just sit there. And it's this way.
You didn't have to ring the doorbell. They would just
sit at the end of their driveway and hand them out.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
A lot of people sit outside.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I thought that was very nice.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Did you can you believe this? Hall? Like, Look, these
are the kids that went treating with Cooper yesterday. Dang,
look at all that. That's insane. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
And you can't eat it. We have to donate most
of that. You can't eat it. I brought a lot
of it in here, Scary eight half. I was about
to say all of Cooper's rejects I brought in. Yeah,
she's not a fan of like, you know, the cheap candy,
I mean Smarties and stuff like that. Oh, I love
smarty rolls. So I brought that all in and Scary
ravaged it. But she's also I couldn't she's not a

(15:25):
fan of rollos. I couldn't believe it. I love a rollo.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What is a rollo?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay? So a rollo is a little round chocolate filled
with caramel.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Eh.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
They usually come in a roll and you just pop
them off one by one.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Huh. I don't think I like that.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
They're good.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I like reasted peanut butter cups. You can always catch
me at the repee.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Always the favorite, although she did kind of she bailed
on the little mini ones. She likes the full size cups,
which aren't even full size anymore. When I mean when
you were a kid, they were bigger when I was
a kid, they were like monstrous.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
It was funny because when Tiana was going to grab
some candy sometimes she would just be so enamored by
what was going on, so we would take something. So
I'd be like, Tiana, do you want this one? And
I I selfishly took a recent peant butter cuts myself.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
It was so good. There was one house that ran
out of candy and they were just giving out dollar bills.
So there was a line at that house.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Damn yeah for a dollar.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yes. I mean when I was a kid, they used
to give us pennies and we would throw them back
at the house.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, you know, the lady that lived there was called
the mean lady. H like this house. You didn't walk no, no, no,
but you didn't walk anywhere near this woman's house because
she would scream. She would scream bloody murder if you
even just walked by the sidewalk, like if you were
walking by her house, she would scream at you. We
had a house like that too, like you didn't like
I remember setting all the cops on us. Oh yes,

(16:40):
I remember setting up a snoopy snowcone stand on the
corner across from her house with two friends that I
went to school with that we were in elementary school. Uhuh.
She came out with a broom and her apron and
was screaming good out and it was it was insane.
And I don't understand how there's people like that. They're
just such angry, angry, nasty people.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
But she died going on with in their life. And
I remember she had a Dodge duster. It was mustard yellow.
Yeah it was yeah, well, I mean that was the eighties.
But anyway, we taking a break.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oh we'll be back right after this, and we're back.
How you doing, buddy?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Great?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
So you know, I didn't see there. There were no
standout costumes. There's nothing that I saw that I was like, Wow,
that's creative and awesome.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, did you see anything?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I mean, my myke Cooper and her friends were Teletubbies,
which I think were a couple of years off, but
it was really cute.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
They did a really nice ties, like all of a sudden,
everything new is old or old is new again. Yeah,
so Teletubbies are having like a moment. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
On TikTok, I don't know, but they did. They did
a nice job. And I made the little the screens.
You know how they have screens. Yeahomics I used the
air conditioning tape so it's like shiny, it's like tinfoil, sorry,
aluminum foil. Yeah, so I made like a little thing.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
And yeah, no, I think they they did great. I
mean the wigs were all ripped off halfway through because
it was itching them. But Coop there was a trooper.
She went through the whole time with her entire costume
on nice. And I didn't wear anything this year. I
usually wear something goofy, but.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I just you weren't in the spirit.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, I was. I was just wearing my batty waffle
house shirt.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Mondays are just hello, Hell, Mondays are just.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Did you just say lol?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I did?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
You don't say lol?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I just did so Monday after like a Halloween week
Oh what.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
You weren't lolling? Who is this? I don't know. You
weren't laughing, so you can't say it. Just like when
people text lol, they're not laughing out loud. Okay, you
didn't want laughing out loud.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I was loll u. So I think because Halloween weekend
was so it was literally the two days before, everyone
got it out of their system. So when it's on
a Monday, it's almost like wom wam.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And you know what's even stranger. I have a Halloween
party this Saturday. Now, once the holiday's over, you don't
get to do that. That's what I said. I don't
want to dress up a week after Holloween.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
That is not smart.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Well, you know, it was the kind of thing where
more people could come this Saturday than last Saturday. So
I think he opted to have more people at the party. Yeah,
I got a I think the costumes are gonna be
half assed. Yeah, you know, it's just because people aren't
going to care anymore after the fact.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I'm like, well, I have a wedding coming up, so
are the same wedding I have? No, I have two
weddings this month. I missed my friend Jesse's wedding. But
she looked really really nice, and congratulations to her. But
then I have one coming up this weekend. I'm going
to cube before it, so that's gonna be fun. I'm

(19:37):
so excited.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Can you bring me cigars?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
You smoking a cigar? I would crack up.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh my god, dud, I take one puff and I'll
throw up. They're terrible. I used to when I was
in high school. And hold on, I remember in high school,
I rode my bike to the super X. That's where
I got the electric youth that Wi Gibson perfume. And
I would buy these Cherry Swisher cigars like little cigars
wouldn't tip and it's like cherry, and I think I

(20:02):
would be all cool and I would take one puff
of it and I would totally vomita, But I would
still buy them. I don't know why I have to
board a corn cob pipe there one time packed it
with cherry tobacco, delicious freaking Popeye. Sorry, I go back
to the wedding.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
So it's in Cuba. That's going to be a very
fun time.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Now you just fly like like American airlines there. How
do you get there? A regular airline flies there.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, so Jet Blue flies there to Havana. Wow JFK. Yeah,
I'm gonna listen to that song all weekend. I think,
so pumped.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Do you think it plays in the airport there NonStop
where they're so sick of it?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
If I was in charge of the tourism board, which
again it's still communist country, so there's a lot of
red tape in that country of things that can and
can't go on, I'm just saying the Cuban Tourism Board
really should have taken advantage to that.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm sure they did in some way, shape or form.
We just don't know because we don't see Cuba stuff
except the old cars from the fifties because they have
nothing new.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm so pumped to see those. It's all the old
cars still. They have Internet, but like very uh spotty
from what I've been told.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
And I'm sure it's very guarded. You can only see
certain things.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
A lot of times. You can go to the park
to get your reception. But I'm bringing my pocket Wi Fi,
so hopefully that works.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Is that what you call it? What pocket WiFi?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, that's what I call my dinger. I call it
pocket wi Fi. Hey, you want to connect to my
pocket Wi Fi.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Give you the.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Password if you have a small plug.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
What I'm actually very I'm pumped. I'm excited. You could
get your visa actually in the airport when you book,
so you could go and say, oh, I bought a
ticket to Cuba. They give you your visa right there
because you say you're going for enrichment purposes.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
No questions asked.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
No, it's so weird to me, I asked, because we grew.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Up in a world where you you weren't allowed to
do anything with Cuba. Yeah, and I remember a couple
of years ago, you know, they opened up. You were
allowed to go, like for educational whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
They say it's for. You can still say that. A
lot of times, that's like the loophole because like China
was the same way when I went years ago. You
needed to have like your visa. You have to state
your intention of going. A lot of times it's just uh,
the person at the airport just being like, next.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Are there nice places to go there? Like they're like
beautiful beaches and stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Havana has beautiful beaches. Yeah, I don't know if you're
there's certain ones you're oh, tourists from the United States
are not allowed on the beaches.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Why it's just a law.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I don't know how they would know in hindsight. Hmmm,
that's that's got my thinking, got the old ticker. I'm
sure that you have to show something. Probably, I'm sure
your passport.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
No, But they have beautiful beaches, really nice rainfores. I
think it's a rainforest or some type of foresty type things.
We're going to see that. We have a tour of that.
Havana has really nice hotels. We're singing in Airbnb.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
And cigars and cigars. That's all I know about Cuba
and Castro and cigars. That's all I know.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
And old cars and cigars.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
And I'm officiating the wedding. I have not prepared my speech.
I have not prepared my officiating. I have prepared nothing.
And I am so nervous about it. And I know
I shouldn't be because I know it'll all go fine.
But I'm keeping my speech under two minutes. And this
is my law. Any speech over two minutes at a wedding,
you're doing too much. Say why you love the couple,
give a funny little joke, and move on, and no

(23:15):
one needs to hear about it.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
You're great at that stuff. You don't even need to
prepare anything. I think that you will just come up
with it.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, it's gonna be quick, short, simple, to the point.
Love you guys, congrats, Good for you. Cheers.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
So officiating means that you say you may now kiss
the bride. You're married. I've been now pronounced the man.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
And what I've been told by my friend Monica, who's
getting married, She's like, when we do that part, would
you mind being out of the frame.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Well, I don't blame them, yeah, and I'm like, yeah, sure,
whenever you need Are you gonna wear like a priest robe?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
No, no, I can't. I'm not legally allowed to do it.
Like I could sign their marriage certificate in New York
because I am legally able to marry people in the
state of New York.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
And then if you go over to Jersey then you
can notarize it.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah. Cool, pretty much. So I could do those things,
but in Cuba, my jurisdiction is not there.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
By the way, I know, you can't notarize your own things.
I'm aware.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm very well. No, it would be the Oh yeah, well,
I guess it's their way.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
If you signed it, you can't notorize it. Yeah, even
if it's in a different state.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, well it's going to be interesting because I'm I've
never done it before.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
But it's all just ceremonial because you're not you don't
mean you're nobody. No, I don't mean that, but.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
You don't know, you just but it's it's pressure and
standing up there and you know the person all the
way in the back, like are you making them chuckle?
Are you just again? My theory is quick, short, simple,
So this way people don't remember you.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Look, that's the thing at a wedding, the people that
know you, yeah and know well Jackie's going to be there,
right David, So those people will get it.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
You know at my wedding there were a lot of
people that didn't get the speeches. Yeah, because they didn't.
It was all like one sided, which is not good.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I went to one where somebody gave a and I
kid you not fifteen minute speech.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, welcome to my welcome to my wedding.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Full minutes.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, why it's just too much. Chicken's getting cold and rubbery.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
And you're sitting there like this because you're just because
you have the one seat that's like craned on the table.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
So you're like, right, a minute number one, your smile
is big, and as the minutes to roll on, it
turns into a crown like come on.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
By minute number like six, you're like, okay, got it, Yeah,
mine's two minutes done in out call it a day.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Know what's going on?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Did anybody has any speeches that you gave and you're
watching this on YouTube, just copy and paste them in
the comment section below. You could take the names out
because I need to just copy them or write it
for me. I'd really appreciate that too.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Did you want to try some of the Tarioki jerky
that Carol sent us from bucket? Yes? Yeah, I just
figured we need a little snack. So this is the
Tariaki beef jerky that you've torn into. I have to
I just stick my hand in it, just so you know.
I need to tell you I'm slightly disappointed because when
I when I have jerky, I want it to be
a little softer. This jerkey is very tough.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
It's tough, you know, mm hmm. But it was good,
very salty good. And that's my boy Bucky right there.
Mm we'll have the other snacks that she sent us
in a future episode when we have Jason backed up here.
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
It's so funny because every time I listen to this podcast,
either Serial Killers or a bull Chap, and it ends
the episode where you and Jason are talking about murder,
Murder comes up because I refuse to finish that one.
Why so it keeps begging me to finish it? Why
do you he refusing to finish. I just think it's
very entertaining at all.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
You didn't think it was entertaining at all?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, okay, just because maybe I'm not interested in that stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That's true. The occult, well, that one wasn't all about
the cult whatever, And do you know what the cult was?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I said, the occult. So I was just I was
just general with a general blanket. By the way, Nate
still here, which is BS so rude. He just went
into the other studio. He's just hanging out.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well, you know, maybe he's doing like things for his job,
because people have jobs.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Maybe once have lunch with us.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
He's gonna come all the way to Jersey saying.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, no, we'll have it here.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You just take the train home, Okay, I want to
hate that. Yeah, maybe Josh could do his job from.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I haven't had lunch with Nate in a long time.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Huh interesting, Do we need to take another break? This
is something I have a question about. What What is jerky?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's just basically dried meat?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Really, yeah, you don't shy? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
And at Bucky's they have they're known for their jerky.
They have a wall of jerky, every type of meat
and whatever and flavor and everything. It's there's a wall
of it and they make it right there. Nope.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Did you see this movie? No?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I don't see really movies.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I have to say. First viewing of Nope, I didn't
like it. Had some scary scenes, but overall was just
the ending I thought was stupid.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
But I thought it was a comedy.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
No, Nope, Nope. But the second time I saw it,
I really appreciated it. I highly recommend Nope. If you
don't get it on the first time, say to yourself,
maybe what am I missing? And then wait to say
it sounds great?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Kiky Palmer is also hysterical.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I just, uh, I don't know. I saw it here
and I said, I don't I never even heard of
this movie.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, it came out.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Should I have?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Did you see get Out?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
No? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Do you see us?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Okay, but that's why we need to do movie Fridays.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I still agree that we should do that. I mean,
it takes them a long time, and.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Honestly, what we could do is I'll just plug this
into the road caster, right, Yeah, we'll watch it, and
then as we watch it, I have something that you
could like pause, so we could pause it and talk
about it. Yeah, but but they can't see it, right,
Maybe keep it in like a lower right hand corner.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
But one case won't they like.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
We can't do the whole movie. We would have to
cut some parts out, but that requires editing.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I think we should do it with like old seventies
and eighties TV shows.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
That maybe we like react to old episodes.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, like, oh my god, they could never say that now, Yes,
I see that so much.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, oh I got Maybe we add that as our
own is content that we've been thinking about for like
a Patreon or iTunes something or other.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
So people watching us watch old TV shows is what
they want to pay for.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Why asks?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Why drink dry?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
There are people that get paid to eat on on
their Patreon.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
You didn't even hear what I said.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Why do people ask why?

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Why?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Why ask? Why drink bud dry?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hah?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
What? What but dry? How could beer be dry? It's wet.
I also don't understand like how wine is dry. It's
not dry. A taste is dry, But I don't understand
that it drives my mouth out.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yes, when you drink it, it's like a little dry.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh that's what I do when you ask me if
I want iced tea.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I love when you do that. That's my favorite thing
that you do. Hey, Scott, do you in nice tea?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I think it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Nah, I don't feel it today. It's funny.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Did you like your coffee this morning?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
It was disgusting?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I don't like Listen.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I am a simple man with simple taste, And when
you get me that boozey coffee, I say to myself,
what do you a preacher? That's just what you sound
like when you're preaching about how much you hate that coffee.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Look, I'm sorry. I'm a simple guy. I like Duncan,
I like seven to eleven. I don't really like much,
and I like like Delie like Deli. Coffee is good.
Too cheap Delli coffee.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, I mean coffee is coffee to me.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
If coffee is coffee, you wouldn't buy that stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I drink black coffee. That's the difference. But so there's
better tasting black, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
When you drink black coffee, you could really taste it,
because that is like pure coffee. I think I mask
it with sugar and milk.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, when I stopped drinking it with sugars and sweeteners
and all that stuff, hm, and I actually taste the coffee.
It really doesn't matter. Like I've never had a cup
of coffee that I've ever sipped and said to myself,
I can't this is terrible.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I will say, I don't think I've ever actually tried
to drink coffee black. Yeah, I just could in my head.
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
You have to train yourself. I will say that, Well, I.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Have trained myself to not eat sugar.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Really, you could probably do this very easily, then.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Not sugar, like I've trained myself to it. Okay, So,
for instance, I used to have sweet tea all the time.
I love sweet tea, and now I gag from it.
I can't think of that it's gross to me. I
have unsweetened iced tea no matter what.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I love sweetence.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Although unsweetened iced tea from the fountain is awful, like
from the soda fountain when it's like lip lipped and bristo. Yeah,
you gotta get like stormade fresh brud, but fresh brood
unsweetened iced tea. Although you can taste when it's been
sitting in the hopper for like two days, it has
that like I'm like, it has that gone bad taste.
Fresh bruce tea is nothing like it. Okay, m hmm,

(31:34):
I'm sorry. Sorry, South.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
You could probably easily train yourself to like black coffee
and it'll save you so much money because then you
won't be putting sugar and sweeteners in it.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
When you order coffee at the price is the price false?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Sometimes when you order it with sweeteners.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
It's shut up. So what did they charge you for sugar?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Well, then you won't need to buy it anymore. Just
think at home. You won't need sweeteners. You won't need all.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Take the sugar from here. What I want buy sweeteners?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Well, your milk's and all the stuff that you pour in.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I do buy milk, yeah, because we have no milk
sponsor after all this time? Okay, well three years later nothing, Okay, Well,
maybe we should come up with some type of.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Rate sheet or if you're a podcast agent, we need
like an agent to go out and get us some sales.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, I mean, why have we waited this long? Who
do we know that could could do this? And does
anybody of any like Stature podcast Stature listen to this podcast,
like somebody that has like a podcast reviews.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
What's insane to me is that every time I bring
up our podcast to somebody and I say that we're
two hundred fifty episodes in there, like, oh, what is it?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Like you crated that any cereals octually?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Well over three? Oh okay, yeah, cereal, we're two fifty
five or so.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
We've done over seven hundred cereals.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's insane, it is, And that's that.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Is a feat. And I have to say seeing I
will say this, watching the YouTube numbers grow over the
past couple of months, it's giving me hope that maybe
we're gonna get our big breaks soon.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, I don't know, Andy, I'm waiting.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Then we're gonna be those YouTubers. Hey, what's up guys?
Before we get into the this week's episode, we got
to talk to you about Norton LifeLock.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Am in.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
We know when you open a cereal box you're looking
for protection. That's why they have a double seal. That's
the Norton double seal.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Look at you. So you could do these speeches, no problem,
It just comes to you. I like that.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I think that you and I would be good doing
the banter commercials. You know what they did natural? Oh
hey Nate, Oh hi Nate.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I just came in here to put something in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh, there's no room.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Has that your Scandinavian yogurt?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
So many yogurts in here?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I know I keep forgetting about them. Hey, I actually
would have stayed on had I known I was going
to be doing some work.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
And again, un are you buying? I just put it
on that card. Put on the card you have. I
know you still have that card. Just put it on
that card. Wow, Scott, he'll never know. He doesn't listen
to this, You never know, he'll never know.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Well, I'm leaving this conversation.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Why you're gonna eat it?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Hell? Yeah, but I don't want to be a part
to this.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Plus we'll go to the place he always goes to.
So when he sees that on the card, he'll just
be like, oh, I must have gone there. Yeah, it's true,
perfect point.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
What do you want to get sushi? No, because he
wouldn't have gone there. We gotta go to Aaron. Fine, Okay,
what were we saying?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
By the way, he just brought a yogurt in that
he brought in with him hours and hours ago and
it's just been room temperature.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I wouldn't eat that. It's culture, I guess. So right
after this mine was longer, you stepped in the hole.
I hope you found it. H thirty four minutes in cool?
What a hole?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Anyway? Do you want to stop this now and just
do the next one? Since you're gonna be away and
because Nate needs like thirty forty minutes to go, is
that what he said? He needs some time and then
we're gonna go eat.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, we can't. Let's go to forty you want to
go to forty and then we'll we'll just go untilso
for the end of this week. Yeah, I don't know
if I am. My calendar fills up really quick. You
say that, and yet when it's me it's like, here
we go missedt Podkay, here we are so important you oooh.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Time traveling the world with his podcast equipment.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Well, you told me that we had to like work
ahead because you're going to be traveling.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, I for next week. I'm not here Monday or
Tuesday because the wedding is on a Monday.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
So that means we need to get another bull chat
in the can. I want to make.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Sure we get a bull chat in so this way,
I don't skip it. So it's going to be posted
late on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Well, the last time we tried that, you weren't having it.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
No, we've done There have been like two more episodes
that we've done it since.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Remember the one time we're gonna do it on Wednesday
and you were like, nobody cares anymore?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Remember the one time? Remember the one time? That's you?
Remember that one time?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
What else? And oh, well, I'm sorry while we were.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Trick or treating myself.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh maybe I should say this for serial Killers.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Okay, I'll do it on both serial Killers reviews. So
the I want to water so bad, I'm so dehydrated.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I have one.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Shirk.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I just brought a case up. Take one.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
No, because I want my cold water out of the
water machine. What is he doing?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
There's a cold water in the fridge right there, like
a zoo. What's what's going on, Nate?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, they take from take the cloth one from the box.
Are you going somewhere that requires masks? Well, they don't
require it, but you just feel like you need it.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I don't trust Do you want a paper mask?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
You need a What you need is a bulletproof vest.
You don't need a mask.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Like, when was the last time he took a subway
a week ago and you felt like you needed a
bullet proof vest.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Have you watched the news lately?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I take the subway almost every week.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Look, I wouldn't for days. I wouldn't not take it.
But I'm just kind of making a joke. Yeah, it's
funny because Josh came in here a little while ago
and he told me that his brother is in town
staying in his apartment, and he just like, when do
you go out and do something? No, I don't want
to get stabbed. You know, That's that's what people think now,
I know, But you know what of all of all

(36:58):
the million of people that are in the subway system,
one person gets pushed on the tracks. Okay, you know,
I mean your chances are still pretty slim, right. I
don't want to.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Be that one would be the one, Seriously.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I would be. You just have to keep looking around.
You'd be waiting there for me. At lunch, You're like,
where's Nate? Do you remember the scrap the third round?
Do you remember the commercial in the eighties? What are
you doing? That's a cowardly lion thing? Listen, Nate, you
would remember this, Andrew doesn't. Do you remember the commercial
in the eighties There was a guy on the boardwalk
and he puts on these glasses. There's sunglasses, but get

(37:31):
out of here. The stars on that. But on the sides,
I can't stand this. On the sides there's mirrors so
you can see behind you. Do you remember those vag
remember this commercial? It wasn't the Blue Blockers because that
was another one, but it was like the same guy
and he wore these big glasses on the sides that
were mirrors, so you could walk down and you had

(37:53):
eyes behind your head and if somebody was coming up
behind you to whack you with a club. I vaguely
remember this, Yeah, I vaguely remember this. You got static.
Oh you're touch the mask with the things. Sorry, well
I have to go anyway. I go get back quick
because I want to have lunch. We want to have lunch.
It is just me, that's okay. So I forgot what
I was saying. Damn it. Subway murders, Yeah, no problem. No,

(38:16):
I was telling his story, but I forgot what it was.
Andrew disappeared. I don't know where he went. But yeah,
so you know what it's it's all the rage and
then it's not I'm sorry, not rage. But it's all
in the news right now, how New York is so
unsafe and people are getting shot and stabbed and killed
and stuff, and you know what it in a big
city like this, I hate to say that it's expected,
but you know there's crime and things happen. It just

(38:38):
you know, things are happening at a faster pace right now.
I guess what are you doing, Andrew? What are you doing?
I was talking about murders in New York City. I mean,
the thing is it happened. They happen all the time,
That's what I'm saying. So but you know, you see
it in the news and it's like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, That's what I always say, because my parents are like,
cities not the same, and I'm like, it's not for sure,
it's still not like pre pandemic. But I have to
say seeing all the kids outside trick or treating estually
made me so happy.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
There were more kids on you.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Slowly, I think getting back to normal, idole somewhat normal.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I don't think I've seen as many kids as I
did yesterday since I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
It was so it was heartwarming. It really made me happy.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
They don't do the shaving cream anymore. There were no
punk hoodlums walking around with cans of shaving cream.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
There were no no punk hoodlums. Yeah, I'm done dirty
ragging all right, thank you so much everyone.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
There were no eggs. They don't do that anyway. I
like that. I'm happy you have no mischief night, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
No, it was.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Even on regular Halloween. We would go out with cans
of Barbersol, which they like the drug. Stories would pull
it off the shelves like a week before and keep
it behind the counter. Same thing with the eggs. You
would go to the supermarket when we were kids and
there were no eggs in the case. They had kept
them in the back and you had to be an
adult to go and buy them.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
It was almost like a kid to get someone to
buy them beer. You'd be like, hey, can you get
me two dozen? You know, you would stand outside with
a paper sack and be two dozen.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
That sucks that you barb the underage drinking thing.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
What do you mean the eighteen.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Being the age?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Oh? I don't care. Don't that The only people that
the only people that that should bother is people that
were just about to turn eighteen and then they raised
it to twenty one.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Terrible, damn it.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Three more years.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, that's insane, and now I should just be eighteen.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
I wonder if you got grandfathered. I'm curious they did.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I think they probably made that full year, like grandfathered in.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
So you mean to tell me if you were nineteen
and they changed the age of twenty one while you
were nineteen, you were still allowed to drink. I don't
think I think so. I don't. I do. I think
that that's one grandfather that they did not allow.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Really, I think so.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Let's check.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Just say when the drinking age was raised, were people
grandfathered in drinking I can't imagine.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
They should honestly move it down. That's always been my stance.
I don't think so because I do because honestly, you
go to college. How many kids go to college now?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
It's a lot more than it used to be in
the seventy eighties. And now what's happening is you're just
forcing kids to drink illegally and because they don't, and
the hiding leads to binge drinking, which leads to more fatalities.
But don't you the great of alcohol fatalities in young
miners has gone up since they've raised the drinking age
to twenty one. It's stupid. You're just forcing kids to

(41:20):
like binge and not know what their limits are, versus
just making it eighteen and just acknowledging that they're going
to drink anyway.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I just think that if it's eighteen and it's legal,
then fifteen, sixteen, seventeen year olds, you know, the younger
the ages, the younger the people below that age are
going to try to do it.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
You know, when he states, in the late twentieth century
changed it from eighteen to twenty one, but people who
are already eighteen to twenty and drinking were grandfathered in.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Oh wow, that's amazing. So like the bouncer really had
to do their math. Yeah, I had to look at
the year they were born.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's in three years.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
You're probably tough math. Yeah, but I just don't think
it's smart by the time you're a freshmen in college.
I'm sorry to say this, but when Ashley goes to college,
she's going to drink.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I'm away.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
So the fact that we're trying to pretend like she's
not going to try her alcohol until twenty one, to me,
is stupid. And it's almost like you're sweeping a giant
problem under the rug instead of just acknowledging that it's
happening and teaching safe ways for kids to be drinking.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
And you're right, I mean we talked, we talked to
them about that, you know. But I mean it's like
things are getting younger and younger. Because when I was
in high school, I remember in ninth grade, one of
the girls got caught behind the bleachers with a beer
and it was a huge scandal. Now kids in middle school,
you know, younger, or when high drinking in the bleachers. No,

(42:34):
but kids, kids are drinking younger and younger and trying
stuff younger and younger. Yeah, you know, I'm sure that,
I'm sure there are.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Kids, But shouldn't that teach you that at like, abstaining
from it isn't actually doing anything, it's just forcing it
to become like you're just forcing kids to do things
by not just saying like, hey, here's this is what
you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's such a tough subject, especially when you have kids. Yeah,
I don't want my kids drinking.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I will say. To my parents' credit, wine was always
something like on a Sunday dinner, they'd be like, do
you want to try it? Like they really were kind
of just like it's there. We're not going to say
you can't have it.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I remember trying some man of Chevitz when I was
a passover dinner one time when I was an early teen.
I was like, who, you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Just dumb to think that kids aren't going to have
these things in front of them until they're twenty one.
So we need to pretend like there's a ban on it,
but there's really not, and all it's doing is forcing
it underground.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I don't know, it's tough. It's tough for me to
go either way because I have kids, that's all. But
by your logic, it's not my logic. It's just following
the law the law. By the law, it's not my logic, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
But by the law it's not working right like on paper,
it's not working.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I feel like kids younger and younger by the law,
are just trying younger correctly.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I feel like you'd have a lot more eighteen year
old driving drunk.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I don't know, but no, because at eighteen it's now
like again you're kind of learning there weren't more. Do
you know there's been more DUIs since those laws have
been put in place?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
What raised the age?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, so I don't doubt it again, I just don't.
It's not making sense a thing.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Why don't people just not drink and drive no matter
what age you are.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I mean, that's an ideal world, right.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
One of these days there's gonna be some kind of
car that's like you're drunk and it's not going to start.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I mean they've been talking about that.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I don't mean like blowing into the thing. It's just
gonna know how it is just not I don't know,
just like I'm gonna be able to be in La teleport.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
We've had this argument, and that's never gonna happen again.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
People never thought there'd be airplanes either. Some do think
flying through the air. Yeah, ever, but it happened. But
you know why, it's impossible.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Why because literally the you here right and how your
matter is made up? Huh, transferring it to some other place?
Is that a copy of you?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Or is that the original U box machine? Same thing.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
No fax machine is making a copy.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
There's gonna be a fax machine for people.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
But the fax machine by your sorry, by the law. Yeah,
I put the paper in, Yes, yes, I get that
paper back right, So there'll be a copy of me
in La and then this version of you die.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
No, it stays here. It's like and then until I
come back into me. So that's like my soul will
go and do something. I got to take care of
some business in La real quick. So I'm like, I
freeze and then I come back like in the courtoon.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
So is it like VR?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I don't know what it is like?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Are you putting on a headset? Would you ever do VR?
Like this whole metaverse thing? I am so fascinated and
just yeah, because it's all failing so bad.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I don't Can you explain it to me? Please? I'm
not I almost not like an old man. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
So basically Mark Zuckerberg has hedged his bets that like,
in the next ten years or so, everyone is going
to be wearing those goggles right just out. No, so
instead of like you're programming here what's cool about it
and what they're not showing or because the meta marketing
is terrible, is that basically you could put this on

(46:06):
and see all these monitors. Yes, you'd be seeing them
in goggles versus them like actually doing things.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Why would you want to do that though? Because it's cumbersome?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
No? Well, see this is the thing. It's like easier
for you than to They make them where it's kind
of like both. So you'd still have the board, but
then if like you looked over, you wouldn't need a monitor.
It displays it all for you.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
See, like when Cooper wears hers and plays her games. Yeah,
she's like, I can still see you. But I've never
put them on, so I don't know what they look like.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
So these new ones that Mark Zuckerberg made, this Oculus
pro too, they have a mode where it almost becomes
like glasses, so I could see my outside world and
it just think the screens there, But you're wearing the goggles,
so these aren't actual physical screens. They're displaying for me.
So you could still be doing things with the headset on.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
See you make fun of all of this now, but
I guarantee you in ten years from now, those giant
goggles will just be a pair of sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
So this is where it's like two things, right, Like
I think it's stupid, but at the same time, if
he keeps getting money for it in the next ten years,
it really is going to be something that you know,
you put on these little light glasses and it does
all this.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
But what's for what purpose? Though?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
So I don't have to come into work, I mean
what So again, what Meta is saying is that in
ten years, so that's augmented reality. That's like a whole
other thing. Virtual reality is saying, okay instead of doing it,
why okay? Who I know what he sings. He also

(47:36):
does the song from a Napoleon Dynamite all right, oh,
I got to do it and it dance.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
So he's saying that for businesses, they could meet in
the metaverse. I'm gonna sit back for this, and I
don't think that's smart, and I don't think that's gonna
catch on. Is it just like a zoom but it's
with an avatar, or it would be like your face
but wearing the goggles, I could see your face like this,

(48:03):
and it's like picking up on everything.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
This is going to be a weird world in twenty
five years from now.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I don't think that's catching on. Apple, on the other hand,
and theirs is going to come out and next year
the year after that's projected, they're doing augmented reality, which
is different. So Mark Zuckerberg is like, you got to
wear this fifteen hundred dollars headset to do the monitor thing.
Do you remember Google Glass?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yes, that didn't really last very long.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
So Apple is going to like perfect that in the
next year or two, okay. And their thing is more
along those lines where it's kind of like, oh, I'm
getting a phone call, boo booo. Everything is there. Look,
you know, it's the real world with just like a
couple of little pluses in there.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I still say that down the road, people are going
to be implanted with chips and not that chips damn
it anyway. No, that's okay, don't worry. The moment's gone.
The moment's gone. Fine, it's gone. People are going to
be implanted with chips and and they're just gonna go
call Andrew a right, good ah, you're the best. And

(49:06):
I'm just gonna go just like I would say, Hey, Siri,
call Andrew. But I'm just gonna think to myself, call Andrew,
and I'm gonna hear you in my ears somehow. Yeah,
it's gonna happen. There's gonna be chip inside of person.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Chip inside a person. Yes, there's going to be chip
inside of parason.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Because you always just say, what else could they possibly
come up with? My dad says that to me all
the time.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
It is more augmented reality. That would be like a
contact lens, right, that you can keep in your eye, right.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I wouldn't do that. Yes, I don't want to touch
my ball.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I'm very much on the same path as you.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I hate it. I hate that. Finally something, Oh you're
such a baby, you don't want to touch your eye.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
But no, no, I'm terrified of that, like actually terrified.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
But this. I don't know how my daughter puts contact
lenses there, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Ugh. Also, when I ever and I find out anybody
has contact lenses, I think they're robots.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I go like this and I can see them.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
The minute somebody's like, oh I have contacts, I'm like, huh,
what other secrets.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Are you hiding?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Or robot?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
But anyway, augmented reality is so the screens are still there, right,
but just say you get like an email, like you'd
almost see like a little notification pop up and it
would just like you could be like, oh, display it right,
and then it would pop up.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah, And from the goggles, it's going to turn into
a chip and you're gonna have these lenses on your
eyes and things in your ear.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I think Apple is going the right way. I don't
know if Meta is going to go the right way
because also these headsets that are fifteen hundred dollars, they
haven't if you're not plugged in, it's an hour and
a half a battery life.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
They'll be cheaper and they'll be longer battery. We're all
gonna be robots in twenty years from now. I don't robots.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I just don't think the meta thing is going to
catch on because there's so much better things in life,
like life. Isn't that terrible that I need to go
into a virtual universe by virtual land and buy fake
virtual clothes for an avatar. That's not something that's appealing.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
That's just a game.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
No, well that's what it is. That's what they want.
Like your Internet personality can now go to these places
versus it being like you physically clicking on sites.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
This is way over my head. So anyway, what else Halloween?
Were you done with that?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
So go trick or treating in the metaverse and get
virtual candy.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
No, Sawyer was a postal worker.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
That's cute.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
It was a letter carrier. I showed you one, didn't
I It was a letter carrier. And he kept the
costume on the entire night. I couldn't believe he did
knock the hat off like twice. He was like, GoF,
you know, but I put it back on a game
a cookie and he was given to go puppy pause
and oh my god. And we went to one house
and there was a male guy that lived there and
just got off of work. And I was standing in

(51:30):
the street with Sawyer and I was like, h m m,
and he was so excited that he brought Sawyer a
treat and that's the only treaty about the whole time.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Hey take a picture with this one.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
And what I meant to say, and I forgot to
tell you, is we were walking on that same block
and a mom and a kid came up and they said, listen.
I didn't want to bother you, but this is my son, Mayor.
And we listened to Serial Killers in the car all
the time. He says, please put on serial Killers. And
they were huge fans. I did not know who they were,
and they're huge fans of the podcast. I don't know

(52:02):
if they listen to ball Chat because sometimes we cross
on this one and he's probably too young for that.
But he had the biggest pumpkin bucket I've ever seen
in my entire life, and he was just so excited
and so what's up, Mayor, Long Island Mayor? Oh yeah,
I love that. And your mom I didn't get her name. Sorry,
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Everyone for listening.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yes, and if you see us, come say hello, yes,
because we're all right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Sometimes all right?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
So how long are we buddy? You want to go?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
That?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Plus commercials were like fifty five if they worked. Yeah,
you no right to spreaker, howd all right to that
PO box? I get out the two hickeys PEEO box
seventy one, one hundred, New York, New York one, double O
one five.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Can't fedext to a mailbox a post office? That's right,
you can't can't do that. Yeah, are you surprised?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I knew that? Well, because I think I told you that.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Right always has to come back to use.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Well, you can't FedEx to a PO box because PO stands.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
For what post office?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yes, and you can't FedEx to a post offics box
because there are two different services.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
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Speaker 2 (53:11):
Just like you can't say I mailed you a package
if you fed exit because you didn't mail it.

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Speaker 2 (53:22):
Maybe we'll be surpassing that by now.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
That would be so exciting. Imagine when we get one
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Speaker 2 (53:30):
Hundred thou that's a that's a long way off.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
That's going to be ninety nine thousand. Once we hit
that thousand mark, that's fifteen. That's what we hitch accelerated growth.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
I don't think YouTube will even still be around by
the time.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It's going to be augmented reality. It's going to be
next serial Killers, next serial Killers. Yeah, it's all gonna
be a chip. Okay, you know what you do? Can
you just can you like put this on repeat on YouTube?
Like if you just can you just do they just
keep playing through if you have that feature selected I
put I put everything in a playlist, so this way,
if you watch it on the playlist, you fall asleep.

(54:00):
It just keeps going. Yeah, good do that and subscribe. Yay,
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Speaker 2 (54:07):
So we'll see you on Monday with an all new
serial Killers, which we've already recorded I think, and it's
a good one. Yes, we just did that one that
it's okay, I liked it. Sorry, thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
There's a surprise ceial in there that you'll be there
is well, there's a surprise cereal that Andy may Or
may not like and Scotty may Or may not like.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
I'm gonna call that episode. Do you believe in magic?
You like that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
So you are a hoot and a holler, Scott a
hoot and a holler.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Now we're just wasting time.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
So I'm wasting time while you're sitting there said, Halloween's
a great time. What has a post office man? And
he's a post officer And they took a picture post officer.
I like that.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
That should be with their call people that work. They
should be post officers.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I thought they were.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
No, there's postal police, you know. Do you know the
United States Postal Service has their own police force.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I do because I forget who got arrested by them.
But it was like a celebrity got arrested by the
post office workers, and it was very shocked for the police.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, they they can arrest people from mail froud and
all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Do you know.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I'm sorry, but real quick. One time I was out
in my and when I lived in my parents' house,
I was washing my car in their driveway. Okay, and
the radio station we would always bring, like, you know,
T shirts and keep him in our car, as we
were told to do that in case somebody said, oh
it is the one hundred, you know whatever, and you
give him a shirt. So we always had shirts and
they gave them to us in the mail bins, so
I had. I was cleaning my car out one day

(55:38):
and in the driveway the back of the truck was
open and I had mail bins out in the driveway, okay,
And all of a sudden a car goes by, backs up.
He gets out of his car and he says, hey,
just want to let you know having those federal offense
flips open his wallet and he was a postal inspector.
I love his postal police.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And I was like, I'm sorry, and I gave him
a shirt and he drove away.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Love it. That was probably a fake badge.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
It could have been.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Well, thank you all for listening, but that guy whatever,
that's a fake badge, right herschel Walker, Yeah, he had
a fake badge.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Was that his name?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, congrats, I'm surprise you got that. I watch things okay,
Thank you all. Yes, we'll see you on Monday with
an all new serial Killers. Thank you for listening. Follow
us do all those things until we see you're gonna
say click and cling.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Clink. I think we should give away these spoons because
I'm not bringing them with us to the new studio.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Sure what, Okay?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
You just want to end it? Yeah, goodbye bye