Bowl Chat - Manly Men Things

Scott changed a water pump. Let's all applaud Scott. He is officially a man. Also, he has to go to IKEA...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I wish people could hear us pickering prior to the
show start. Yes, well it's fun.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Is that recording?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
That is recording this? This is recording to you. Press
the button just like a good good Scott would.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Go ahead and hit it.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, one Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Huh yeah, hello Andrew, Oh hi Scott. Are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm wonderful. How are you today?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm okay. It's an almost live version again. Yeah, of
ball Chat. We're doing them on Tuesdays now. No no, no, no, no, no,
no no, don't say these things. It's very confusing to
people because today's Wednesday. We still release them on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, what I'm saying is we've been doing them most
like we were recording on Tuesdays now for the most part.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well yeah, anyway, so let's just let everybody know this
is this is bull Chat. It's the sister podcast to
the original podcast, Serial Killers. That's where we talk about cereal,
we eat it and we rate it. And then Andrew
had this bright idea that people want to hear us more.
So We're gonna do this other podcast that has nothing
to do with cereal, but on the same platform as

(01:15):
Serial Killers on another day.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, okay, And because we started talking about things that
weren't cereal, and Scott was having a conniption yes and
saying this, you can't talk about things that aren't cereal
on a serial podcast, right, So I said, you know,
if you go back to our early episodes, we to
talk about forty six Yeah, episode twenty three, we would

(01:40):
talk about anything. And then slowly but surely Scott got
a little lazy, started taking out segments. What we didn't
talk as much?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
And so then bull chat was like a perfect little.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Uh, none of that happened.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You stopped doing Cereal Graveyard, you stopped playing old commercials.
Now you don't even edit the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, because you brought this thing in and I can't.
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You can. Actually, it's very I actually put them in
the drop box same day, so on your way home
you could just listen.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, I don't mean that, I mean I mean other audio.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
See.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
The thing is, I like to surprise you with stuff,
so if it has to go into the roadcaster, I
have to send it to you and you hear it first,
you're like, what's that for?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I actually don't you hear it? And you sent me
to task Cereal. I literally just threw it in there.
I didn't know what it was, but you titled it. Well,
you had the MP three titled right, I don't I
like to surprise you with stuff? Okay, I find next
week I will surprise you, okay with something great?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Love that for us?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
So what's up this week?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Hm?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Let me think it's a short week for most people? Yeah,
except me, because I worked. You know, wow, poor old Scott?
What poor old Scott? I mean? I did get to
work from home? So that's nice. Yeah, when the big
main show is off, I could run it from my house.
Well you used to not remember that, it's always come here.
Oh yeah, because there was no such thing as working
from home at the time. Now that there is, you

(02:54):
know what, everyone else takes advantage of it. I should too,
You should, and you know what, I'll do it for perpetuity.
I don't actually know what that word means. I think
it means forever. Huh see, it's also eternity. If you
could work from home, you would on Saturdays. Okay, it's
a nice little bonus. Yeah, why not?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
You used to have to come here on Saturdays, and
now you don't.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I did, and I don't what right? Correct? Yeah, it'd
be nice if I could do the whole thing all
week from my house like everyone else does. Why don't
you because it's not possible. I don't have that. I
need to have that whole thing in my house. Plus,

(03:34):
you know what, it is kind of frightening. All you
need is like for the kids to be using one
too many Wi Fi things and the whole show shuts down.
That's concerning to me.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
There's no backup?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, what's backup? Ethernet? I only have one plug so
I can and when I run the show, I have
to use three computers.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I want to get Jeff in here. I feel like
if I asked Jeff, Jeff would be like, yeah, Scott
said no because he doesn't know about this, this or this,
and then be done in two seconds.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
What being able to run the actual show from my house?
I could see it, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
But I would also be frightened because I'm too far
removed from stuff, and if something goes wrong then there's
a problem.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's all What's interesting.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You know what? They designated me as essential from day one,
so that's why I've been here the whole time.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
They designated, Oh that's a nice hat?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Is a nice hat?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Should we talk about the hats later?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Because I don't want to put it on yet, because
I have to leave it off for the whole show.
Why because my hairjel is like running out.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Listen, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Curly hair, curly hair, don't care it it.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
The problem is when it's this length, it's like two
weeks off of a haircut. When it starts growing in
the way it grows in, is it just kind of
grows out and then it curls.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's kind of like Sawyer. He looks really good for
like two weeks after a groom, and then he starts
getting scruffy.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Thank you so much for comparing me to your dog.
That's like the nicest thing you've ever done. I really
appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
But it's true. That was not a knock at your hair.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
No, it's always wonderful to hear that your hair looks
like a dog.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Did you do anything fun this weekend? What did I
do this past weekend? I went?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Where did I go?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't know. We did some movie watching. I know
I'm supposed to say it for Friday night cinema podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I'm trying, but I think, what did I do this weekend?
I went to a restaurant on Friday, and then I
stayed in on Saturday and Sunday two. Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh, we watched the Legend of Billy Jean from nineteen
eighty five. Now that I've watched it, I think I
might have seen it a long time ago, but it
didn't really ring a bell to me. It was just
one of those eighties movies.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, I've been trying to go back and watch like
I'm challenging myself to actually when I get home to
watch something after seven o'clock because I need to watch
Nora o'donald at six thirty. I am an evening news person.
I don't know if I've mentioned this before.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, you did US two.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Five o'clock or ABC? I love CBS. Sorry CBS at
five o'clock. I watched that whole hour. Six you get
a little recap of all the bigger headlines, and then
six thirty to seven, my girl, Nora O'Donnell.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Love her. It's my favorite news program. Sorry David Mr.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
For US, Oh No, I love I love Nora. Then
I watch her and I get all the headlines, and
then if a headline intrigues me on inside edition, I'll
wait for it, but otherwise I click off.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I do think it's a bit too much local news
because like Channel seven here in New York, they start
their local news at four o'clock. Yeah, they have two
and a half hours of local news. But to be honest,
it's all the same over and over, to.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Be honest with you, In the past couple of years,
you know, there has been like a lot of news, Yes,
like almost too much.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
News, more than there has been in the past.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, okay, it just everybody, I feel like was just
there's just a lot of talking, and the places I
would go for my news it kind of started skewing
more opinion and I'd be like, huh. And so then
I started watching the CBS two one, and I'm like, Okay,
you know what I do want to hear about, you know,
the local bakery getting you know, a grant from the
mayor for a thousand dollars. You know that that's a

(07:02):
heartwarming story. Okay, that's that's nice.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I understand.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yes, And then Norah at six point thirty gives me
all the national news and it's just simple and to
the point, and it's boring. News should be boring. Now
was the last story on the CBS evening news? Always
like a heart wrenching to your jerker. No, no, because
on ABC World News tonight it usually is. It's always
like a it's a heartfelt, like nice thing. And we'll

(07:28):
sit at the kitchen table and my kids go, why
are you crying? Almost every night, Dad's crying, you know,
and then Amy and I have to explain, well, you know,
because it's very it's a nice story. It's a very
heart warring story.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
She does.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
There's on occasion there is a heartwarming story, I will say,
but yeah, otherwise, love it. I get all my news,
make sure I watch it every night. People make fun
of me for watching the news, but listen, I.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Will never make fun of you for watching the news.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, if you're getting your news from Twitter or Facebook,
turn it off. Just watch the news. It's gonna be boring,
and you're to be like, huh, maybe things aren't terrible,
maybe the world isn't a giant dumpster fire.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Support your local news channel, Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
CBS two, but that's only CBS in New York.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, Yeah, so we also watched The Proposal.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Do you think Nora O'Donnell will come on the show?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, I don't, damn it. Did you see the Proposal
with Sandra Bullock?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Oh? On Betty White. That's where Betty White's re popularity
came back in.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Not if you ask her. She's always been in it.
She never got out of her Remember the interview that
we played like two weeks ago, which I She's always
been doing stuff, just maybe not in front of the
camera the whole time. But I mean, I can't believe
that we never saw that movie before.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I see Runny.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
And I remember the clip now of her in the
dress shop saying where are your boobs? That that part? Yeah,
And when we saw that, I was like, oh my god,
maybe I did see this movie, but I didn't. I
just they played that part a lot years ago and
it was a really good movie. It was cute.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
That also led to Sandra Bullock's resurgence too.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Where were these people beforehand?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
In her research? I feel like like Hollege two thousand
and nine or something.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, And then Sandra Bullock won her oscar like the
next year for The blind Side, which, in hindsight not
a great choice. However, did you see The Blindside?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
No? I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh see, I would say that it's a good movie.
But I think in the twelve years since you go
back and rewatch it and you're like, huh.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's nice.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Okay, it's a nice movie.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I think a lot of movies are like that from
back in the day. No, because there are good ones
like I Got to Stand the Test of Time.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yes, like Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, I'm gonna watch it, Andrew, you need to watch it, Fine,
you need to. There was another movie we watched too
over the weekend. I can oh.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I watched the most depressing documentary of all time. Do
not watch it, dogs, No what it's called The First Wave.
I'm just telling you from now, stay far far away
if you can't do it.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
It was all about like the first wave of COVID
in New York and it's a documentary about the doctors
who were in the hospitals. And after a while I
was like, this is a lot. And they're calling the
patient's families and telling them what's going on, and I
was like, this is a lot for me and I
can't do this.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I watched tread I was telling Jeff about it before.
I was about this disgruntled guy from this town in
Colorado who fortified a bulldozer with like bulletproof steel and
literally ran over the whole town. He knocked all the buildings.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh okay, I remember seeing a story about this.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
It was it was a huge news story in two
thousand and four, and they just made a documentary about it.
Maybe it was last year and it was called.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Tread I would I'm actually fascinated by that and would
like to watch.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's interesting. It's about the town board who he feels
like screwed him. They had to hook up to the
sewer line and this whole thing, and then they leased
the property next door to a concrete company and he
didn't like the dust and it was a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, it's very interesting to watch it. It was on Netflix.
It's called Tread Done.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm in. You should I'm investing.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I watched Station eleven. I would say that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah. I saw something about that. You wrote something and
then I read about it, and I would like to
see that. I went in blind, didn't even watch a trailer.
The first episode, so freaking good.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
It like.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's ten episodes. I just want one and done episodes.
I mean, I binged it all this weekend.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I didn't think I was gonna like it the first
episode because it does take place in like a post
pandemic thing. The first episode in my head as I'm watching,
and I'm like, I'm starting to get some anxiety. I
didn't know I had over the like pandemic because now
obviously having lived through one, it's when you see people
and then being like, oh god, it's highly contagious. I'm like,
do you have a mask? Where is your mask? Are

(11:23):
you double masking? But they're in hospitals and they're like, yeah,
it's a deadly flu and no one's wearing one, Like hello, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's strange to watch some things. Yeah, And The Cleaning
Lady was a repeat that kind of annoyed me. Aren't
they like two weeks in they're already on a break.
I think we've seen three of them, huh, And they
ran a repeat and I was annoyed.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Abbot Elementary on ABC is pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Pivoting is funny also, and your girl from Happy Endings
is in it. Jane.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yes, I saw the coming contractions to that.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Amy and I watched the first two that were out,
and it's cute.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's cute.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I mean it's not it's not Happy Endings, but it's good.
And the dude, what's his name? Happy Endings guy? Alter Alex?
What was his name? The guy she ran away from
him at the Altar? I can't think of his name,
Steak guy, take me home, Take me home? What's his name?
Not Brad, No, not Gean? Really your favorite show of

(12:21):
all time? I know, but their names always I know
Penny for sure. Anyway, he was in some other show also.
Amy's like, oh my god, that's him and I said,
wow that I guess it is him. And cause they're
all who does she leave at the Altar? They're all
in these things now ten years later, so they look different.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Did you Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
What's Max doing?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Huh? I've seen him in a couple. He's in the
Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Is he really? We saw Sing
Too yesterday and we saw the preview. I just never
interested in those movies.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't get it. I don't understand the point. It's
just singing animals.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It was heartwarming.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I took Cooper. We went and it was a good movie.
I don't know whether I like the first one or
the second one better. They're both similar but different stories.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
He is Dave Dave das Yes, Yeah, I have zero
interest in saying I canna tell you.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I was kind of annoyed because Kellogg's Where's the Kelloggs
was giving away tickets for saying if you bought five boxes,
you would get I don't where are they anyway you
would get a thing. So I was one box away
and Cooper's like, can we please go? And I was like, fine,

(13:33):
So now I have I have like four receipts I
entered and they're useless.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Now, well, if you want, I'll go see it with
you and I'll maybe change my mind. I don't think
you will. Okay, fine, I want to go see Scream.
That's what I want to see more than anything right now.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Isn't it like the seventeenth one?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's the fifth one?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay, So I haven't seen any of them.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, Scream one is amazing.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's not Scream one. Sorry, you mean the first to Scream? Yes,
I apologize. That's something that makes me nuts.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Okay, let's check it off the list.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I just add that to it. Yeah, because that's not.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
What it's called. So scream and now the rebooted Scream
is scream. It's called scream.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's just another scream. No, it's not called another scream.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
It's excuse me, it's not called another scream that that
annoys me more than anything.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
That's fine, that's fine. So it's just there. There is
there is an additional scream. So if you went to
look up scream, there'd be Scream and scream. Yes, there's
no tagline.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
No scream again, no, nothing, No, because they had Scream,
Scream two, Scream three, Scream four, and this one is
like the reboot.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
So is it called Scream rebooted?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
No, it's called Scream.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
How could there be two movies with the same name
that are from the same franchise because they're rebooting it. Okay,
so I have some plot lines went with some things.
If you go to IMDb, it'll say Scream and Scream.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Are you not trusting?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
No, I'm just asking. I think it's weird that there's
two movies that are exactly the same name.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Poster did something where they made the E and the A.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Look like a v okay, but it's literally so scream five.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Scream, but maybe they were trying to make it five, right,
that's what a V box office scream. Okay, let me
see the Let me see the.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Scream IMDb twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Let me see the picture with the V because I
bet they were trying to make a five.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Again. No one's denying what you're saying. But the movie
itself is.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Called called what Scream? There it is just scream?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
This is like a stupid comedy sketch. That's not very funny.
So what else is going on? Buddy boy? Wow? That
was I can't find my blistics and my lips are
very dry.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I need to stop using chapsticks so much? It's bad.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Why do you eat it?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah? I eat it?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Know what?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's funny?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Though?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Does Boomer not Boomer that is dead?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Sorry, it's okay, I don't It's fine, he's dead, Sawyer.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yes, when you put on chapstick or anything, does he
like go crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Like because he wants to eat it?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Because you put CarMax, Luna goes nuts.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Even if he like regular not cherry.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
She is obsessed with CarMax. She like licks your lips.
She's like, goes crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Amy will get out of the shower and she puts
this like bath and body works coconut butter on her
legs and Sawyer just licks it for hours. She's like,
get away from me. I just put that on. Stop
looking it off. And plus they could probably get sick. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I was gonna say that's probably not healthy for either dog, but.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
But yeah, he loves it and he won't stop, and
she keeps trying to kick him away and he keeps licking.
Huh yeah, soy soow. I might like my lips are chapped.
It's annoying me.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, it's weird. Sometimes it's like my lips all of
a sudden, we'll just get extremely chapped and then just
like shed almost like a lizard. And I don't say
why they do that.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Sometimes and we're in the season where your hands are
so dry tracked and disgusting, oh terrible. You know that
stuff that they show on TV in the green container.
What's it called good hands something like that, But it's
like it's like some guy's name and it's in a
container and they show the just picture of a disgusting
cracked finger and then.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I have I have that one. Really, I use that
Before I go to bed, I put some lotion.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Is it pearl cream?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Pearl cream? What the hell is pearl green?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's from the eighties. Look up the commercial.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Okay, yeah, the pearl cream.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Used to sell it on like you, They weren't infomercials,
but it was one of those things where you would
call one eight hundred blah blah blah and order pearl cream.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, it was hysterical when you got your first cologne.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, it was drag Car.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
And did you get it in like the set that
your parents would get someplace? It would come with lotions.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
No. No, And I think I've told the story before.
But then my mom went to the flea market and
bought me drag Car and she actually bought me Dakhar
because it was the ripoff and it smelled like fartspread.
It was just awful.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh you can play it. Pearl cream. I want you
to have our remarkable pearl soap free.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
That's gift pearl cream facial.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Have you ever wondered why so many Oriental women have
so few wrinkles?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
But I can already tell you something that's getting.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Canceled the facial cream that actually smoothed away almost all
signs of lines and wrinkles. It's called oriental pearl cream.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
It was called oriental pearl cream.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, that must have been really early because it was
just called pearl cream. They must have taken commercial there
was taken the oriental part out, of course they didn Hello.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
It actually starts with a gong, and you may recognize
me for movies and TV like Flower Drum Songs, The
World of Suzi Wong and more recently Noble House. Have
you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how
old most Oriental women are since ancient times.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Not the right one.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
It's just recently introduced to the western pearl cream.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Anyways, this is what comes up.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, well I don't remember that. I don't remember the
oriental part.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
You may have taken that out. They have other ones
like pearl fairness cream. No, so that must have been it. Yeah,
they remember it, right, Well, you know, wow, it's funny.
That's actually hysterical.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Well, I mean they still do call them oriental rugs, right, yeah,
I think yeah, you can you can go you go
buy you can go to the store and buy an
oriental rug.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah. I guess they just wouldn't call it oriental face cream.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, hmm okay, And our favorite Chinese restaurant is the
orient So I mean it's not a bad word. I
just think that you don't you just don't call people
that anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, so yeah, okay, that's actually I love old infomercials
so much. My favorite was the one where it was
like love ballads the CDs that you can buy.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, do you know that they still? Dude, they still
have Time Life Collection commercials infomercials on on these like
random Channel three and like random channels on the weekend,
and there's like abba and and and songs from the seventies,
disco whatever, and they're still selling like ten discs set.
Who's buying discs?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I remember? I remember like when I would watch Nickelodeon
as a kid, you'd get the advertisement to sign up
for nick magazine.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Uh, what was the one, uh highlights for kids?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yes, there was the one with the zoo, the zoo,
the different animal on the covers.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
No, it was like a scripty font that was highlights.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
No, this one was only animals and you would get
them and it would be like a specific thing about
the animal.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh, that wasn't a magazine that you would send away for. Yes,
it was that. It was it was the same time
something or other. It was the same timeframe as the
Sweet Pickles bus.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Do we've done this before and you pulled up the
commercials bus. Yes, Sweet Pickles books. It was a commercial
Sweet Pickles and the and the bus would come up
the street and the goose would come outside. Yes, mother goose.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay, you're talking about Richard Scary.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
No, I'm not as Sweet Pickles Zoo books. Sweet Pickles is.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh my god, Zu books. I always wanted Zo books
and I never got them.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Sweet Pickles is great, Andrews. You would sit in the
doctor's office and there would be the Sweet Pickles books,
and in the middle would be the little response cards
that you'd tear out and you would subscribe and order them,
and you would get all these books in the mill.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I miss those days.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Curious George. They used to have that also, they had
the cards in the middle where you could buy them.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
That's my feel good movie. If I'm ever depressed, there's
two movies. I go to my neighbor Totoro amazing, everybody
should watch it. And Curious George, the one with Bill
Farrow who plays the guy in the big yellow hat.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, but it was better way, It was better back
in the seventies and eighties when Curious George was just innocent.
Curious George and the little cartoons.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Well, he's innocent in this one. It's a rated G movie.
It's seventy minutes.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
You remember when he ate the puzzle piece and they
had an X ray m and they saw the puzzle
piece inside of him. No, you didn't read the Curious
George books. I probably don't remember because I was a child,
right Well, I read them as a child, and I
remember that part.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I don't really remember reading.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
It was traumatizing to me. He ate the puzzle piece
and he had to get it. He had a tummy
ache and they took him to the doctor and the
X ray showed I mean it never would you wouldn't
see a cardboard piece on an X ray, you know,
it showed it.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
The number one thing that terrified me as a kid
a Rugrats episode they where Chucky eats a watermelon seed.
I think, oh my god, belly, Well that's the thing
It's like a nightmare scenario, and then they go into
the stomach and the seed is growing. I was terrified.
I was also afraid of Thomas the Tank Engine. I've
mentioned this before, have I? Yes, you have, and the
train shook.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, the eyes were kind of creepy.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I love Thomas the Tank Engine so much that one
is one. If I ever have a child, I will
raise them on Thomas the Tank Engine. Okay, fingers crossed.
But I would watch it from the side, like I
would sit on the side of the TV and I
would like peer over to see what was going on.
I also had an English accent from that show.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's good and from Pepa Pig as well.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
No, we didn't have Peppa Pig.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, but might seem you didn't have the luxury of
watching kid shows with your kids. Yeah like that. My favorite,
I think was Yo Gabba Gabba. That was one of
my favorite, and also the dance the freaking the people
that dance wiggles No, And we went to see them
live and it was so awesome. Damn it they did.
There was a band something Something banned the something band

(23:17):
I can't remember. Okay, oh man, I'm gonna look it
up because it's bothering me.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, I am sorry. I don't remember that one.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
We went to see them live in Westbury and we
love them. You love them? Yes, I think they were great.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Huh. I wish I knew what you were talking about.
The something something banned something band? You know how you
should type it in band that four kids on nick,
the Naked Brothers band.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, oh, here it is the fresh Beat Band. I've
never heard of the fresh Beat Band. Yes, the fresh
Beat Band Concert special, Yes, the fresh Beat Band.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Never heard of them? What the show were they on?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
The fresh Beat Band? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
No, no, no, we didn't have that a nick.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Of course you didn't because you're too old. The Wow
sad fresh Beat? Oh, I can't play it on mine?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
What am I looking up?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Fresh Beat Band theme song?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
There is beat band theme song?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah? Oh my god, this is going to be great.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I can't the fact that you were like I love them,
I did.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I used to have such a great time watching them.
That's how parents can like secretly watch kids stuff and
not be creepy. Watch it with your kids and you
can enjoy it. M Yeah, it's about to play.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I just don't want to play the Expedia adding they're
not paying us.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh you know what, before you play it, why don't
we take a break?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Sure, okay, hold one, we'll be back with the Fresh
Beat Band.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Do not say that yet.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
We'll be back with a fresh Beat Band theme right
after this. And don't forget to take your condom off
and throw it in the trash. I don't know. Maybe
there was an America Express ad there. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Fingers crussed, Okay, are we getting to this? The Fresh
Beat Band?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, stop?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Uh huh wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
House when fresh Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That might have been a later version, but yeah, that's it.
And Yo Gabba Gabba too. That was great. We saw
them live also and actually got to meet Dj Lance
that was cool. And Muno Oh was that like the
big one one?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I think? Oh he was the big orange one with bikes.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'm not sure now, mun I don't remember which one
he was. I have a T shirt with the one
eyed red guy.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I know what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, it's been so long, I don't remember the names.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Now your kids are watching squid games.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
So no they're not. You said, actually had a was
watching in the base, did that? It was just like
a one time thing. So they wanted to see what
it was. I don't know what they watched. Now, Cooper
still watch like like some camp band movie or something
shit rock. No, some camp something show. Actually, I don't
think she watches that anymore. She she gets on these
things where I don't know what they are.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Well, don't you say that your kids watch YouTube more
than anything? Now?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Or TikTok. Yeah, they're just they watch people I'd rather
than watch shows. Yeah, they're like, watch these dumb people
doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, no, I completely understand what you're talking about. And
they've said that that's like a big thing because now
whereas we would watch shows and maybe learn something off
a ten part mini series, now they're like watching the
condensed like minute of somebody being like, here's what's terrible
and here's what you need to know about it, and
then they walk away with it being like that was
fun you know what?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
That we should be dumb people doing stuff that kids
watch and we could be cleaning up what can it's funny.
The other night I couldn't really sleep. I was tossing
and turning, and I was racking my brain. I was like,
what can we do that people would be interested in?
Watching and would be like a quick fad and we'd
make a ton of cash on it and whatever. There's
got to be something because somebody comes out with something,

(27:05):
why can't it be us?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Because those people are the dredges of like society.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Kind of like the people that were on the Amazing
Race with our friends Lulu and Laala. That Internet family,
the Internet family. Did you watch it all?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh? It was that family that dances around at Christmas
pajamas and they got like millions of views.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Let me tell you something YouTube Internet families. There's always
something hiding. Always. Yeah, there's if you look up like
downfall of ex YouTube family, there's like at least seven
different articles about seven different families.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
We should investigate and do a documentary. That would be huge.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Say no more, I already done, right, I listen, I
have a weird thing with cults. I will look into
any cult asking about scientology done. Oh wait, No, we
can't say that because scientologists might come after us.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Okay, that would be bad. They start investigating. That's the
Tom Cruise thing, right, Yeah, Okay. I went to the
headquarters in La in La that big, the Big, the
Truth one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, I was like this close to going inside.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
But I'm like, no, did you meet l Ron Hubbard?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
No, he's dead, although technically he signed a billion year
life contract, so who knows.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
He's probably Like when I was a kid on I
didn't know what that was. I'd be watching Prices Right,
and the commercial would come on for Dianetics and I'd
be and the l Ron Hubbard. That's how I know
the name, that's that's the really yes, go look it up.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
It was.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It was this like fiery commercial.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Am I gonna hear anything?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
No? No, there'll be no racist things in there. But
but no, I what I just remember as a kid
watching the Price is Right, and the commercial would always
come on the new bestseller Dianetics by l Ron Hubbard,
and that's what it was, and I didn't know what
it was about, and I wasn't buying a book, but
still that's where I remember that from. And then all
these years later I found that he was the Scientology guy.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I have always had a weird fascination with cults. Be
it jonestown depressing? Yeah, not great. I have a really
depressing book about that one if you want to read it. Scientology, Uh,
the one with the ship I.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Mean at the end of the day, this is a cult.
This is a cult. How is it a cult? Because
all these these cereal heads that listen to us? Is
that what we're calling the fan base cult? We're switching
them from crunchers to cereal heads. Yeah, we are. We
are a cult. You don't want to be a cult technically,
people that follow you and listen to you cult numbers.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
At the end of the day, it's it's a lot more.
It's a lot more.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I mean, I know, I know where you're coming from, Like,
those are hardcore. But you guys, we're gonna buy a
ranch and you can all come and eat cereals. That's right. Yeah,
we'll have those dispensers all over the place, but mixed
in with the cereal will be pills and they'll be
crushed up.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Okay, so maybe not that went off on a whld
tangent over there, did you Scott.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
On a tangent? That's if you're going to do a cult,
do it right. I think we should do true crime Fridays. No,
you said we were doing movie watch from Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Movie watch Fridays.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Then we're gonna sit on our couch in front of
the fireplace with our zoom and we're gonna watch movies
and talk about it.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Is that really what we're gonna do?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You said we were I would be fine with that
so far, I've watched like four or five movies already,
and I'm not a movie watcher.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
No, we'll do it on our Patreon, which we still
have set up.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I don't like the name. What just don't like that name?
What Patreon?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Well, that's how people do it, but it makes.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Me think of bad, something bad. I don't like that name.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Well, we could do discord. I heard that one's That
one doesn't sound good either. That one's like a chat
app where people would sign up and then they chat.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Why is it like a friendly name like Sonny?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
We could do OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
That's a dirty one though, Yeah, but you know you
could do try to get people. Can you do non
dirty stuff there too? I mean people don't go there
for that. Yeah, but that's the moment where Nate and
I you are gonna eat bananas. Well maybe we could
do one big channel. No, is that for explicit content?
And you like the sister podcasts and stuff. It needs
to be separated.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It needs to be you need to keep it seperated.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Our movie chat can't be associated with two guys eating bananas.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't want to probably be associated
with someone doing that in the first place. But yeah, no, no, no,
I think it's gonna be great for you.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
We're gonna have our clothes on. I mean, now I
make someone's like, hey, that one. I may ask him
to take a shirt off every once in a while
for more viewers, but it's not gonna be any more
than that.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
It's gonna be funny once people start, like if people
sign up and then you're like, hey, if you're a
gold member for fifty bucks, like you can give us
special requests, and then that's when it's gonna go downhill fast.
That's when all of a sudden, it's gonna be like,
huh see the thing is what's going on? Scott?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I don't know how it Why are you moving to
Los Angeles?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Scott?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I don't know how it works or anything about it.
So I'm using this podcast as a platform to let
my wife Amy know that I'm going to go to
OnlyFans because I need to see how it works and
what we have to do. I'm not looking at stuff.
I just need to figure out the logistics of it.
I'll do it at work. I guess I don't so
if it doesn't have to be on my browser at home.
But I don't think. I just I need to figure
it out.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
You guys are gonna get so many weird requests. Yeah,
but you don't have to him a banana with your feet.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'll do that. You pay more for it.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, that's the thing you were going to create price levels,
because Patreon is the same thing. You create price levels,
and at certain levels you could say, oh, you're an
executive producer, we'll put your name in the credits, or so.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Do you do a separate thing just for them or
do they pay you when you do it? And everyone
I know.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
The Patreon one is very simil because that's this is
how the content works. You have a base level. So
we could say just say take this podcast, for example,
we could say for five bucks, we're gonna give you
Friday episodes like whatever. If you pay ten bucks, you're
called like a spoonhead, and we'll give you like you
get access to the episodes a week early.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Then people like Matt and Carrie Hedges are gonna get
angry because it's like I'm not paying for free content.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
If you pay one hundred dollars, you can pick the
cereals we do once a month every episode.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Oh we pretty much let people do that anyway, because
they send it to us.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
You get to be in an episode, you could do
like all these things, and you get exclusive access to
chat with us and create special videos.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I feel like that's taking advantage of the people who
got us here.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You're about to start feeding Nate bananas with your feet,
so the floor has already been like you are underneath
the floor, there is no bottom.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
But those are all new people. Those are people that
will come in wanting to pay money to see bananas
being fed with feet. Are these are our serial people?
Like I feel like we're taking advantage of them if
we try to try. Sure, we can sell them T shirts,
but I mean, again.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
It's just different content. So if we create custom content
for that, Like if we're saying we'll watch movies with
you on a day, right, and like everybody is in
this chat and we pop in every once in a
while and be like, hey, guys, which cereals should we have?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Like that'll be fine while we're watching a movie.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well no, they could like help us pick cereals for
the upcoming episode. It's like, just create more of a community. Oh,
back to your cult idea.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So like when we're watching the Toy on a Friday night, Yeah,
you know with the Toy, Yeah, with Richard Pryor.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I have no idea what that is. Yes, you do.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
We've talked about it, Wonder Wheel, everything, we've talked about it.
I'll go back in episodes and pull it. I say,
what yeah, probably, but like so so so when Richard
Pryor gets stuck in the Wonder Wheel, I can then
play the video of me getting stuck in the inflatable
radio that I was in. Yeah, so we can like
go back and forth. Well, we need to figure.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Out how we can actually stream these things because I
don't know how we could stream the.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Movie because I'm gonna have to get a road caster.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Uh no, his worst comestorys I just bring it. Plus
we could also just watch it here.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
That's a problem. We can't play the movie. Also, people
would have to watch it in their house and would
say ready start one, two, three.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Well again that's where if we did it on Discord,
which I know you're probably like, what is this chatty app?
I'm confused. Whatever happened to SMS messaging? Is it an MMS?
Am I getting charged for this SMS?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
My day?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
We had unlimited texting?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
No, it was never unlimited, not back then. It is now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I would always get anxiety with calling and texting. But yeah,
now it's all unlimited, so I don't feel bad.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's good. Yeah, not for everybody, though, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I mean, it's very rare that you come and count
like that. Someone's like, please don't text me the rates? Yeah,
well maybe the androids. I wish Android really was. I've
said this before. I can't go back into this topic,
but I would get one of two seconds if they
just had I message.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I just want to flip phone, that's all.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Maybe Apple will make one one day.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Fingers crossed rate you could just do.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
All right, I have to go to Waikia.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Should we go?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
What are you gonna buy clean a Forben? Something that
doesn't require an Alan wrench? Now? Is that an Alan
rench or an Alan key? Because I've heard both.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
You're asking the wrong person, Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I mean I could fix some things. I mean and
I were talking about this the other day, like I have.
I have limited knowledge, but I don't have to call
a handyman to like, you know, open up the light
fixture and change the ball.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah. I'm good at repairs. I can also build things
very easily. Everything in my apartment I built by myself.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I mean they're lopsided, but they're there.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
No they're not.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I think they are. When have you been to my apartment?
I remember you said, why do I have an extra screw?
I mean you missed a hole? When was that a
couple of weeks ago? Remember the time I dropped you
off and you're like, come in and use the bathroom,
And the thing in your bathroom on top of the sink,
it was lopsided.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
You've never been to my apartment ever?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I have you told me to drive you home that day?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
You've never been in my apartment? Remember every time? Remember
you didn't come upstairs to my apartment.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay you didn't. Maybe you were drunk that day. You
needed help getting on my stud your gas lighting crazy?
This never happened. No, it didn't.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Know.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Every time you drop me off, you're like, oh, I
gotta go.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I'm scared.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I was not scared. I just get nervous to double
park right there people.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I'm afraid. I don't know about this area.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I'm in downtown Jersey City.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I'm very scared.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Let me go back to Long Island.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's safe.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I just don't like to double park on that street there.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
No, every time you're like, is this okay? It's my
car gonna be okay? Here? Yeah, park behind the three
teslas and the weird BMW on that side. But yeah,
you're beat up old GMC truck. Let's be concerned. It
has station.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Paraphernalia on it. People will attack it anyway. So and
I changed the water pump on the air conditioner thing.
That's exactly I was that. I was very proud of
That's that's a pretty big repair. Like I swapped out
the water pump.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I mean I was proud of myself.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Wow, So you should be. It's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Then I also got electrocuted the other night almost. I
don't know what it's. You know what you can get
electrocuted and not die, right? What is the what electricuate
you did? Right?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Or is it you just get shocked? Is the act
of getting electrocuted you dying?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I wanna almost call my mom right now because she
will remember the story when my aunt's house was being built,
there was like a live wire and I was a
kid and I was running around and we walked in
and I stepped on the wire and I literally like
it was one of those like comic movies where I
was like ooo.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Really yeah, and smoke started coming out your hair, get
all this stuff. Yeah, very nineties movie, like the villain
getting like killed off. Well, I discovered some stray voltage
in my basement, so I have to have that take.
I think that's what they call it. If we were
a metal band, that's what I would request the name
to be. That was very cool coming up.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Next to the stage.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Stray voltage. But so I was I was changing the
battery in my outside light timer, which is mounted right
next to the circuit breaker, and I had my hand
on the timer and then my hand also my other
hand touched the circuit breaker and I was like ooh,
I felt a jolt go through my body. So I
think that's stray voltage. I think that's what that is.

(37:59):
You're not supposed get shocked. So I grounded it myself
and I almost died.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Well, thank god you're here today, Yeah, thank god, thank god?
What would our first song be a stray voltage? Hmm,
don't touch that box, I don't know, or don't use
two hands? Oh that could be our follow up single okay, yeah,
single handed, we'll call it. Oh yeah, what are you
playing a guitar? Or?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I don't know? Could you give me my hat?

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Please?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
So Nate wears this weird hat.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Okay, this is where I have thoughts and I need
to get them out. I know we have to go
to Ikia, so we have like five minutes left.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
These look like boy band hats. These look like early
two thousand's hold on, late nineties even these are Look
at this, this is a joke. Well, first of all,
you have to be watching this on YouTube. They are.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I don't even understand it. It's got a bill right,
like a like a baseball cap.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Just picture like I look like a contestant on like
an old like if I were to go, if we
watch early Survivor episodes, they would wear hats like this.
Maybe this will be what gets me on Survivor.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
You know who?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I think we're wearing hat.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
In the marvelous Miss Masel what's her name?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I don't watch that show?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
You don't watch it.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
No, I've only heard good things.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
But marvelous missus Maazel is wonderful. I mean, it's been
gone for so long, I don't remember what's going on.
Alex Borstein, Yes, her, they ate her agent. I think
that she wears a hat like this. I could be wrong.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Well, these hats, I said, and nobody here understood what
I was saying. They look like MTV dating reality show hats.
This hat is what they would wear. Yes, right, Room
Raiders date my parents or no, that was called parental control. Next,
like they would walk off the bus or wherever they'd be,
and they'd be like, what's up. Name's Tristan, I'm Siffer,

(39:49):
I'm twenty three.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Somehow Nate pulls it off, but we don't.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'd say, pull off.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well, it looks better on him than it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Always like plaid shirts with it, so it goes even
further down where he just looks youth counselor.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Well, I mean, if you join my only Fans, Paigde,
you can watch me feed Nate a banana with my
feet while he wears only this hat.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
See, this is what's going to happen, and you're gonna
start getting paid like thousands of dollars to do it.
I'm okay, And it's going to reach a point where
like it's like, huh, so Scotty's now doing softcore porn
no on only fans.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's a banana and I'm fully clothed.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Again. You say this now, but I'm just waiting until
it's like I can't resist three thousand dollars right now.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Some big bear guy does not want to see me
with my shirt off again.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You say this, and then all of a sudden, you're
gonna start getting paid, and then it's gonna be like,
it's not that bad handy, and then what do you know,
in five years, I'll be going to LA for something
and see you on the streets.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
It was worth it. I was gonna be a star.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Can we talk about that ring?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yes, it's my r ring.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's very interesting to me.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
It's very cool. I have to say it tracks. I
hate the color and I actually requested to customer service.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
It's like a wedding band.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, and I'm not married, but I look like it
if I do that. Yeah, But it tracks every thing.
And it's so much better than an Apple Watch because
and it takes the place of a fit bit.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, but I just don't like the color. So I'm
gonna spray paint it.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Spray paint it. I don't think it'll work anymore if
you spray painted. So I looked it up. Can you
bite in black?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yes? And that's what I like. Emailed them to customer
service and said, hey, I want to switch it. Never
got back to me. So if anybody from AURA is
watching this a sponsor us.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I would never happen one of these days.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Or b can I just switch this for a black one?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I have to wear this hat for the rest of
the day now. I can't take it off. Yeah, because
I've like reactivated the gel in my hair so many
times that it just won't work anymore.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Let me quickly get you. I'm getting your uh, I'm
reading your Aura to figure out what your reality show
person is. Ooh, I think I got it what with
this hat on?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Okay, your name is Chad.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Chad, you're forty two and you're an ex skateboarder.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
With many injuries that I can't swe I can't be
on the circuit anymore. Yeah, circuit, but now I teach
kids how to skate.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yes, yes, you'd be the one in an MTV show
that would be like, I'm your mentor.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I bruh, No, what's up? That's not me, that's what
you say.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
But I feel like you'd be a good mentor on
an MTV early reality show for skateboarders. Well, yeah, they
had like made did you ever see Maid?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I haven't seen it. No, So it's just gonna be
me and Tony Hawk showing people how to skateboard.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Now you're really going to that?

Speaker 3 (42:29):
No? No.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Maide was like people would want to be something, so
you would go in being like I want to be
made into a pro skateboarder, and they would have then
a mentor mentor the child or meant a mentee mentor
mentor whatever. Anyway, the pro would then do something with
the kid and they'd have like a month before like
the big thing, yes, and then they would do the

(42:52):
thing that they were like training for. Okay, I always
wanted to be on it to be a dirt bike rider.
I would love to ride it there bike. Sorry, I
don't know how I could get this to ever happen,
but I want to ride a dirt bike so bad.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I could totally picture You're like going off this big
jump and then like the handlebars come off. Yeah, and
the tire it just separates. I get a cartoon all
of that and yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, no, I would pretty much go up a hill,
realize how much air I got, fall off it and
be like.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
No, I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's what I do with jet skis. Jet skis, I
go fast, and then the minute I hit like a
wave or something, I'm like, uh huh, I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
See now, are you more a jet ski or a
wave runner? Wave runner is the one you sit. Jet
ski you actually stand would you're probably don't know, You're
probably on a wave runner. Most most people just sit
huh you know, yeah, yeah, because jet skis are difficult
to balance.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I'm listen. I used to love banana boats. I used
to love all those things, and now as like I'm older.
When I go on one and it launches you off
and you skid across the water and your head hits
at like fifty miles an hour, You're like, why am
I doing this?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yes? I will never parasl that's frightening to me. Why
Because that's just another one of those unnecessary risks. Paris
I don't know what it is, especially in an unregulated
country where you just say, they say, come on, come on,
you know ten dollars and you just and you just go,
and you go on some random guy's boat. Yeah, they
put you up in the air. And I'm telling you.

(44:17):
I don't know if I told the story or not before,
but we were in Cancun one time and the paracel,
you know, they go up and down the beach, and
all of a sudden it started coming down and it
came down into the pool of the hotel. So imagine this.
The boat is still running in the water and it's
oh god, oh you're getting dragged. It wasn't me. It
wasn't me. Somebody came down and slowly this person is

(44:38):
about to slam into the wall, and somebody was able
to unhook them really quick, and they came and they
gathered up the thing and they ran away because of
course they're unlicensed, and it was just it was frightening.
And I'll never forget that, and I will never go parasaaling. Wow.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, so you had a bad parashailing.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I didn't. I just I just witnessed it.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, you witnessed a bad paras hailing.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, so I don't need any part of that.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
No, I I okay, yeah, I don't know what it
is about me, and I know that this is completely
just like not a thing, but I am I'm not
terrified of the water. Like I don't either.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I love the wall.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's why for me, I know it's not a thing,
but like I almost feel like falling into water. I
understand that from that height you are going to like
not make it. You could break some bones or not
make it or not make it so, but for me,
I'm like, oh, if I'm over water, I'm okay. It's
I know it's completely irrational, it doesn't make sense, but
in my head, I'm like, oh, I'm okay, okay. Like

(45:30):
I don't mind jumping off of things into water, but.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I mean people cliff dive and that's almost as high.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I could do that, right, I don't mind that to
me the height and I don't even like heights. But
when if I'm going into water, I'm like, it's not bad.
I could do this.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I think the last time I ever dove off a
cliff was an action park where people will just dive
right on top of you.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
That documentary is so good.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Did you did you ever go when it was actually
Action Park. No, I went when we're a little too young.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, I went, and I switched yeah, and then they.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Brought it back to Action Park for a minute. But
I I mean I went there as a kid. We
would load up a van of all, like the driver
was like seventeen, and it would be a van full
of teenagers and I was maybe ten or eleven, and
we would all go, like ten or fifteen of us
and just run wild, and there were no rules and
you would just you know how at most water parks

(46:21):
they make you wait, they're like okay, green light, yeah,
you know, but back then, I don't care, just go
like somebody would jump, and somebody would jump right on
top of you.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Oh that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
And that documentary is crazy because it's true. That's exactly
what went on there. There was just just nobody cared.
There was no supervision. We went without any parent. I'm
telling you. The oldest person in the group was seventeen
at best. And it was it was out of control, drinking,
out of control, out of control, but good time.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Racle. My dad used to go there too, I bet yeah.
He told a couple of stories and I was like, yeah,
not great, but it.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Was fun, yes when you were when you were a
stupid kid, unregulated. As a parent, now I would never
let my kids go there.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
What times have changed that they have? You know, back
in the eighties you just didn't get hurt doing stuff.
Now you do. Yeah, I don't know. That's exactly what happened, Yes, exactly.
And people became much more litigious. They like to sue now, yes,
more than ever. Yeah, so no one lets you do
anything anymore.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Well, they do, but again for your safety. They don't
let people jump on each other from you.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Go to the roller skating rink and they make you
sign a release.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
What is that because if you break your leg and
you're like, you're skate did this?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
By the way, a lawyer friend of mine told me
that those things do not hold up in court, So
sign away. I guess it doesn't matter. I mean, look,
at the end of the day, if something that they
do causes death or injury to you, I don't think
that little piece of paper that you scribble any name
on because they don't know who you are. Yeah, you know,
it makes a difference. And plus they'd never find it anyway.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
When so, when I was there, for Survivor casting finals.
I signed the booklet basically releasing everything if I make
it on the show.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, and let me tell.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
You, that was one hundred pages of me just signing
away my life, like if you die on the show,
your family can't sue you if this happens to you.
And it was like page after page after page, and
in my head, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Look Meanwhile, if God forbid something happens, my parents would
be like.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Huh yep.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
That idiots signed one hundred pages and now we can't
do anything about it.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's no different than all the terms of service that
you just click yes online. It's all the same. That's
hysterical South Park episode. Yes, exactly, it's exactly the same.
Nobody reads anything, and if you do read it and
you don't like it, you click no. You can't have
whatever you want anyway, exactly. You know what life sucks?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Where in hell?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yes we are.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Speaking of I say one more thing and then we
can go. I witness someone this weekend play or Shazam
mister Brightside and I am crushed.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Maybe they didn't know the name of the band. I mean,
obviously they knew the song because they thought enough to
shazam it. Maybe they just didn't know who's sig. Give
them the benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I almost went up to them and was gonna ask
them if they were like, Okay, they say the name.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
You should have just said it. Really, I'm a killer
and then you kill them. Okay, it sounds great because
it angered you.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
So it did anger me a lot.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
It is the Killers, right, it is the Killers.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
They also sing a song. What's the other song?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Wait a minute, there's a friend of Mars that says
that mister Bright's Side Yeah is the like best song
of all time? No, and that it's proven chart wise
no right that we try to tell him that, we're like, no.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
No, the number one best selling single of all time is.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Not best selling. He just said it's the best song
of all time all time according to who him? But
where I don't know the Killers mister Bright's Side.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
No. So technically, if you're gonna go with like, what
could quote unquote be called the best song of all time,
just say from trophies it's actually shallow. You remember the
Lady Gaga Bradley Cooper song, Yeah, that one one, Like
it's the most song of all time?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Really yeah, but like the most airplay and the most
this and the most that, Like, like what song has
the most everything? Like the most? So again, if we're
going with awards, the most Rammies, the most airplay, the
most cells, every everything, Like what song has the most
everything to make it number one of all time? I

(50:22):
would probably say on Michael Jackson song is it like
smells like teen Spirit? I mean, what is it? There's
so many things that qualify, right, There's so many variables,
but there has to be one song that has the
most of all those things that makes it the best
song of all time in every way. I don't think
it's mister bright Side that I don't know. It's definitely not.
There's no doubt that it's not. But I'm just probably

(50:43):
a Beyonce song, h see. I feel like it's something
much older than that. Yeah, there really is no I
feel like it would be something from the eighties or
or Rolling Stones five the top ten songs were like
a Rolling Stone is the old one the twenty twenty
two or twenty twenty one list. Change it to Respect
by Aretha Franklin. That's a challenge. I need to figure
that out. I want to know what the most winningest

(51:05):
of every single category song is of all time, most
money making, most radio play, most awards, most everything. There
has to be one song that has the most of
all those things together.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Well, I'm always shocked whenever I go to like the
most stream songs or like what's like a diamond certified single.
To get certified diamond, it has to be ten times
like sold. But now it's streaming technically, if you play
something that counts as a sale.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
It's hard to figure stuff out now because there's so
many different ways to get stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
As of January twenty twenty two, all of the top
one hundred songs have exceeded one point two billion streams.
Shape of You ranked in the top position. It's the
only song that's ever exceeded three billion streams. I think
it's one of the most played songs of all time.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
But I mean, baby Shark just had ten billion views
on YouTube. So I mean where they remember Desposito? Yeah?
I does?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Or Old Town Road that's the longest running song of
all times. I don't know I could pull that one out.
This is all above my head anyway, We'll come back
to it. Yeah, So why don't we get out of here.
Alrighty have fun at IKEA.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, they're not gonna have what I want anyway. It's
you know, their website is so screwy that it's like, oh,
we have limited supply and you get there and there's nothing.
All right, Well, I'm gonna take the microphone over here
because I gotta get This studio is such a wreck.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Well maybe you should clean it.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Oh, okay, do we still have to do this at
the end of every every week?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
We don't know. Saying clink is fine too.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
All right, Well until we see you again on Monday
with an all new Serial Killers. Yeah, we'll get another
bowl chat next Wednesday. And no, we'll have some bonus
content at some point.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Thanks for listening. Please follow us on all social platforms
It's Serial Killers PC and have a wonderful rest of
your day.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Have a great day. Everybody, say clink, Andrew, clink. That
was a long one.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
It was. It kind of bounced around.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
That's a long clinker.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Here comes another ad for Trojan.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Okay, bye bye,