Bowl Chat - Never Trust a Fart

As the title implies, Scotty B and Andrew give their NSFW descriptions of err... incidents.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, great, we're recording. Oh hi, hi, I guess I
have to play the song. Yeah, please, Um, that's not it.
Let's see is that it? That's not it. I have
something in here that's a surprise. Right light, right light?
Oh my god, comm it down your phone. You left

(00:35):
it there so you locked So you just decided to
tap my phone?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
The police coming. Did I hit the button enough time?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, you didn't hit the emergency button. Have you ever
done that by accident? Though? Oh? Yes, yeah, yep. If
you press the button three times on the side, it
triggers the emergency thing. Cooper.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
When she was little, she dialed nine one one on
my BlackBerry, and even though it wasn't hooked up anymore,
they still pick up because it still works. Any phone
that's still a phone, if you dial nine to one one,
it'll work. I don't know BlackBerry since they deactivated them.
But if you have an old phone from whenever and
you dial nine one one on it, even if it
doesn't have service, it'll work.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It has to. It's the lawyeh. Well, if it doesn't
have service, hows it calling nine one one.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Because it has service for that?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What? Yeah? I don't think that's necessarily true. I do
look it up. How would I look it up? Does
nine one one work when you have no service? They're
going to be like, how does it work? It has
to serve as ask her. Hey Siri, I don't have
that feature on. I turned Siri off. She annoys me.
Hold on nine one one. No service.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, it's a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't think it is. I do. I believe it's
a law. If you have you call nine one one
if there is no service, calls to nine one one
on phones with that active service do not deliver the
caller's location to the nine one one call center, and
the call center cannot call these phones back to find
out the caller's location or the nature of the emergency.
But it's disconnected, the call center has no way to
call them back, right, But you can still call it

(01:53):
if there's no signal.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Then I didn't say no signal, I said no active
service on the phone. Oh okay, you if you have
an old iPhone that you don't have hooked up anymore, Yeah,
you can still call nine one on it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, if you turn the phone on and there's like
bars or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, as long as there's signal.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Signal sigonal. What's up, buddy? Not much?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
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Speaker 1 (02:39):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Can we talk about something please? What so the other
day you said, Hey, I have this form that I
have to fill out and it says that I need
a money order. How do I order money? Is it
just a check? Do I just like? Do I just
give a check?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Now? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
So you don't know what a money order is and
you've never heard of a money worm, never heard of
a money work. That's fine, you know, I gets it's
probably generational. Like when I was a kid, you paid
for things if you didn't have a checking account, and
a lot of times people wouldn't take checks. Yeah, so
you'd have to pay with a money order like you could.
You'd mail a money order in to order something or
to pay for a bill or something like that, and a.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Money order is basically.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's basically a check, but it's a guaranteed check, so
like they don't the place is like, hmm, I don't
know if Andrew's check is gonna bounce or not. This
one will always be good. And you generally got them
from the post office, which you still can, and it
costs like two dollars to Western Union for that, you can,
but they charge more. Oh really, yeah, I mean generally
when you're looking for a money order, you go to

(03:37):
the post office. You used to be able to get
them at seven elevens and stuff like that, but they
don't want to be bothered with that anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
So it's it basically two people that probably come in
a year. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
So like the store that I used to work at,
we used to sell money orders and very few people
ever got them. But you just go to the post
office and you say, give me a money order for whatever,
and then you mail it and it's just it's just
they would cash it just like a check on the
other end, got it, so they just deposited into their account.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I need to get one of those because I
am going to be a minister for two weddings this year.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, let's we need to come back to that. Why
just like well because I it's I just wanted to
mention because money orders it's a generational thing. Yeah, so
you did. You wouldn't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's no different than if you trying to explain to
me what an NFT is. It doesn't matter how many
times you tell me a non fungible token.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why am I selling my first tweet for a million dollars?
And who wants it? And how do you actually own it?
That's I don't understand any of that.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
There's a really good video I watched that sort of
explained it, but not really like enough for it to
click too much in my brain. Essentially, what you're buying
is a link two said picture. It's not anything else
Like it's you're not getting the actual image because at
the end of the day, you buy like your first tweet, right,
it's like a gateway to get that.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm not comprehending anything that you're saying because it's out there,
so why do I buy it? It's the already.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Because I think what they're doing is everybody is preparing
for like Web three. What so we're on like Web
two right now. I don't and this I know for
sure know what you speak of. So they're making like
the groundwork for the new Internet. And the new Internet
is basically gonna be they want it to be like
an open internet, so the same way that like you
walk and go to stores and stuff like that, they're

(05:23):
trying to make that with the new Internet three Web three.
I don't know what this means. Basically we're gonna wind
up paying for everything, and it's a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
And like right, like googling something, you're gonna have to pay.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, because again you're kind of signing up for like
services because like again like virtual real estate, now you
can make games inside of the Internet, where it's like
so now you have to pay for the real estate
for it, quote unquote. It's like a whole confusing thing
that I just don't know how it's ever gonna catch on.
It seems like I'm paying more for free internet. Are

(05:57):
we getting raises? No? Oh, why would we get a raise?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well, you said we have to pay for all this stuff.
How are we going to pay for it. I don't know,
you're asking the wrong person. Well, I mean a minister
should know these things. A man of the cloth should
know how we're going to pay for stuff. So now
we're just skirt start back onto ministering. Well, I don't know.
I'm done with the NFT thing. I don't understand it.
I think it's silly.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Again. Basically, it's all for web three, which is in
development and they're figuring out how it's gonna work. I
don't understand how it works.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
But my question is this, why would I pay ten
grand yeah for the first tweet from Kellogg's rice crispies.
I don't understand it's there? How could I own it?
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Again, you own like the link to it. But this
is where it's all insane. Is that when you do
it like blockchain, it's like a public roster of all
your transactions, right, so you know who has it. But
then it also makes it like your Internet history will
then be easily trackable online for everyone to see.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Trying to teach me algebra, I don't know what you're
talking about. Love algebra so much, that's the one with
the letters, right. Geometry has letters too. I don't understand it.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Did you do good in geometry? Did I do well well?
Whenever I didn't.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I don't think I took geometry. I dropped math after
tenth grade. You could yeah, okay, I'm pretty sure we've
been over this. But by the time I was a senior,
I was taking social studies, English and Jim, that's it.
I dropped it all because I was working.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good old eighties education system. It wasn't the eighties. What
year was it, nineteen ninety three, We're close enough to
the eighties. What are you talking about it? It's a
whole new year.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I mean, whatever decade decade there is. I've been watching
a lot of there's a lot of nineties shows on
Hulu about you know, the deadliest decade ever and all
this stuff. And there was just there was just another
one about talk shows and Jerry Springer, and then there
was one about the Internet. And there's a whole cool
series of nineties thing on Hulu there.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm happy I was born in the nineties because I
feel like it was the last fun generation. Because I
feel like the show could not be released today as
it is. Like I said, I go back and Rewatch
some old like two thousands, early two thousands reality shows.
It was a wild time, wild the things that they
would play on TV, the things people would say on TV.

(08:14):
It's just nowadays immediate, like cancel on the spot.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's weird because the thing that I most like about
the nineties television is that there wasn't as much to
watch as there is now. Yeah, so you had to
really be invested in stuff that I don't know, there's
just so much. There's so much, like we'll, there's thousands
of things to watch on every platform there is, and
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Having too many options is just as bad as having
no options. It's like, again, I feel like I'm suggested
a new show every day, and there is no way
I'm going to be able to watch all of these
things and try and watch old movies. It's like my
brain is on content overload. I watched an old movie movie,
some kind of Wonderful.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Never saw that it was a John Hughes, one of
those eighties breakfast clubby movies.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Never it.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, I don't think I have where the.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Song comes from. You sound kind of wonderful.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Not at all?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Okay, well nope, it was worth a shot. But yeah,
so I watched that. Oh fun. Nice.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Anyway, So you're gonna be a minister, Yes, you're gonna
marry people.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I have two weddings this year that I'm officiating. Now.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
The form that I had notarized for you is for
the state of New York. Can you only marry people
in the state of New York? No, So I became
a minister minister.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Isn't that like a Jesus guy. No. Again, you can
have a non denominational, non denomin non denominational. There it is,
so I did say, right, officient.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You're an officiant, you're not a minister.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yes, I am what I'm a minister, and a minister
and an officiant are pretty much the same thing. You
just need someone to sign the piece paper that says
that you're legally married, and I am now the person
that can do that.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I think a minister is a Jesus guy.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's not because again, non denominational church, you still have ministers.
They are the ones who sign off on the piece
of paper. Okay, so I am that person. And for
each state has different laws. So for example, New Jersey,
you can just do whatever it's like you want to
get married here, sign up for this, and to tell
you the truth, to sign up is a joke. Thought

(10:08):
I was gonna have to like take a course. I
don't know why I keep thinking things have courses like today,
even when I sign up to be a notary. Here
I am thinking like, oh, I gotta go take a
class to go be a notary, which I don't know
why I would, but no, no, no class. I signed up,
put my email in and they were like, you're accepted.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
There should be I agree, yeah, I mean cause you're
probably not supposed to sign I legal things, right, what
if you're witnessing I don't know, some illegal stuff, you're
gonna sign it. You don't know, you don't know where
you're supposed to what, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Wedding.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's making a deal, No for the notary. Like what
if someone's making some deal to like kill somebody and
they want it in writing, you have to notarize it.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, no, if I see it and it's a giant
piece of paper that says I want to kill this person,
I have my little clippy thing. I'm not gonna be
like eh, but if they're notarized, you could do it.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
But that's your job. They're paying you. You don't know
what you can and can't do.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I feel like what I'm gonna wind up doing is
like my parents are gonna be say, oh, we gotta
go note and I could be like, I could do that. Now.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I don't know if they can do it with the
same last name. I'm not sure. Oh yes they can.
My dad has notarized stuff for me. You can't do
it for yourself, yeah, but you can do it for
family members.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
So that's you know what. I did it because it
was thirty bucks, and I was like, you know what,
this is great?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Are you going to charge? You're just gonna be a
nice guy, A nice guy. Same thing with my ministry,
your ministry, my ministry. I do not want to be
a member.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well guess you're not joining my church.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Well for some reason, I apologize, but I just don't
find a marriage license signed by Andy as legal tender. Well,
you don't need to legal tender. I know that that's money.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
State, but you know what I mean, The state doesn't.
But I don't. No matter what Scott feels says, I
wouldn't feel old from wherever you live. I don't feel
right though, you don't need to feel right. I wouldn't
feel like legal. I wouldn't feel like I was actually
married that entire time. Okay, just saying for people who
do this though it is legal, people have like drag

(11:56):
queens marry them that are ministers, They have like random
people do it for them. I just feel like, traditionally
it needs to be like a religious figure again, but
there's so many nobody really Like a lot of my
friends aren't super religious, so to them doing it in
a church, it's kind of how you feel.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
People go to county clerk's office and just get married
and I guess technically or Elvis will marry you.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
In Vegas, I was actually the witness to one of
those too. I saw my friends get married in the courthouse.
I signed off on that one. It was in Jersey City.
Oh that was fun. Though they got married in like
the courthouse. It was beautiful. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
It was a drive through wedding reel.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Again, it's what you make of it at the end
of the day. If you have a piece of paper
that says you're legally married, and that's the thing, I
can say you're vows, but until you actually bring me
the piece of paper that says it, and I sign
off on it. It's like just words.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
How do you know about this? You didn't take a course.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Because I did do the reading afterwards to figure out
what I need to do. I see, So I can't
just say you're married? No, what was that? Bless you? Oh? Okay, Father, Son,
Holy Spirit? Amen? Okay, but it's not denominational, so whatever
this means for your denomination of religion? Who's the Holy Spirit?

(13:09):
Who's the Holy Spirit? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Because Father's God and then there's Jesus the Son, who's
the Holy Spirit?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Mary? No, it's like, I think, like a general thing,
separate as I went to Catholic school for I can't
even tell you how many years. So that's not good
on my ind Wow okay, but yeah again back to
the point. I can marry you, but you need to
get your marriage license, okay, and it depends on what

(13:38):
state you're in. I can sign off on that piece
of paper.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Technically, when you get the marriage license, you're married. And
I don't need you.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, you do need me because someone needs to sign
off on that. Haven't you ever noticed that? No?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I got married once. I don't remember what happened on.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Your marriage license they have an officiant section. Someone needs
to sign off on that.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I feel like we I now can We had to
get the marriage license from the state, right, Yes, the
actual license. Yeah, so the other stuff is really just ceremonial.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
No, the actual person that signs that license is me.
Now I can do that, depending on what state you're in. Okay,
stop getting so angry or not. Yes, the City of
New York coming soon. State of New York, we're just
city city. Oh, they charge you fifteen bucks. That's where
the whole money order thing comes in. Oh, got it
out out of the city in the five boroughs again,

(14:25):
same as New Jersey. Just need to get this free
piece of paper. But the City of New York is like,
pay us fifteen dollars and then you could do it. Okay,
it's a lifetime thing.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Did you paint your ring?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I didn't. I got a new one.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
See is that bronze?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, it's black. It looks bronze to me. I think
it got shiny anymore. It looks bronze. I love it.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
If you look at it really carefully, I think it's bronze.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I'm looking at it. It still looks black.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Okay, So one of our listeners DMed us with a
topic and I can't find it. I know what it
was like. She talked about the name of her town
and said, how people we say it wrong? And how
would you say this name?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh? I think I saw that tweet? Right? Was it
a tweet? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Because I can't find it, and I told her that
we talk about it, maybe you can find it. Yeah,
while you're while you're finding it. And it's funny because I,
if you don't know, am from Long Island, and Long
Island is full of town full of towns, hundreds of
them that you could probably never pronounce if you saw
them on a piece of paper because a lot of
them are Native American. They're named after Native Americans like Massapequa,

(15:29):
rang Konkoma, nes concet Quog. There's I mean, there's tons
of them that people from outside the area, like, I
have no idea how to say this. And when there's
like a new traffic reporter on one of the local
stations here, they say it wrong all the time, and
it's it's it's quite you know.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It's funny.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Although my favorite town name on Long Island, believe it
or not, and it's not it's not a Native American
name is Hicksville, just because I think it's funny the
way that it sounds. You would think that it's like
in the middle of nowhere and there's a bunch of
hillbillies wearing overalls, drinking jugs of mountain dew. Because that's
what Hicksville sounds like, you know, chewing on a piece
of straw.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
But no, are you listening to me? I am hearing.
You're not even paying attention. You're talking about town names, hillbilly's,
hillbilly's and Hicksville. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I mean, I'm sure there's some Hicksville in the country
somewhere that is full of hillbilly's. And do you know
that is hillbilly's not nice to say, uh, it's not
preferred a hillbilly? Yeah, what is a hillbilly again?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
It's like it's because.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I remember when I lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, in
the supermarket at the high V.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I still don't have to mention other Scott's making one.
In the meantime, Are you complaining about something because I
have something that I can play for you that other
Scott made.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
No real quick At the high V, they used to
have hillbilly bread and it was delicious. That was the
name of the brand. It was Hillbilly Bread. And there
was a guy on there and overalls chewing a piece
of straw drinking out of a jug with two x's
on it, which I guess means alcohol.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, that sounds like I'm trying to find this they. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I don't know if it was a tweet or a
DM or an Instagram or I don't remember where it was.
And I feel bad. I'm very sorry. Thank you for yeah. Right,
we asked for topics and then we lost.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. See, that's why I need paper.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I want to I need to write it down or
take a screenshot of it or something. Go ahead, I'm complaining.
I hate everything.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Go ahead. Other Scott just made this just for you.
It's time for another round of shot. Thank you so much,
Other Scott for the jingle.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
First of all, I don't hate everything, or did I
just say I hate everything? I hate everyone? I don't
hate everything, and plus anything I just talked about, I
didn't say I hate it. I just people can't pronounce
names of ten.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Well, what's like a gripe that you have? I don't, Oh,
you have many a gripe? No, Oh, you have many
a grip all positivity. Yeah, sunshine, rainbows and lollipops. I
would love to know where that universe is for you.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
So you can keep it handy. But I don't have
anything right now.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I mean I think there was a minor complaint or
two in there. We can push it out. The listeners
can decide for themselves.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, do you know that the naked cowboy is still
in Time Square when it's like twelve degrees outside he died?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
No, I didn't think that he still did it though,
because either he I mean he started doing that like
twenty years ago. Like when Greg and I used to
go to the city every morning, he would be there
and he's still there and it was freezing and he's
banging around on his guitar and people are taking pictures
with him. I mean, he's an older dude at this point.
But first of all, he's like cleaned up. He makes

(18:26):
so much money. He has sponsorship deals, he has merchandise,
he has all kinds of stuff and it's insane, but
he's still doing it. I mean that's his career. That's great.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, good for him.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I mean, a dirty mini mouse with no head on
came to hug actually while we were walking, and she's like, Dad,
what she just avoided it at all costs, And Cooper
was holding my hand so tight, like the city is
so gross right now that she's like, I don't want
to be here.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well, there's just like I think the biggest problem is.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
The trash, trash of you know, garbage and people kind
there's lots of both.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Again, Times Square has never been my favorite place in
New York City. Ever. I don't like it. I've never
liked it. It's just a lot. Whenever tourists come here,
I'm always like, avoid it as much as you got
to see it, though I don't know what there is
to see. It is impressive. What is impressive. It's giant billboards.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
That it is impressive to stand there with all the
lights and go wow, this, you know. But it's the
kind of thing where you're like, ooh ah, okay, let's
get the hell out of here. Said but there there's
that documentary on Netflix. I think it is the Time
Square Killer from the seventies when Time Square was all
porn theaters and prostitutes.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Insane to think about.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, and this dude was like he was working for
some computer firm somewhere by day and then he would
like at night, he would go out and he would
like kill all these women, and it was it's insane,
like handcuff them to beds and do and set them
on fire. You need to watch it, if nothing else,
just for like the scenes of like Grit seventies and

(20:01):
eighties Time Square, like it's weird. I love watching that stuff,
Like I love watching videos of the subways covered her graffiti,
even though it scared the hell out of me when
I was a kid, Like my dad had to take
me on a subway one time, and I remember like
curling up behind.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Him, like no spray paint on the walls, Nancy, Nancy Reagan,
what are you, Nancy? That means there's bad people here.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
So yeah, but I don't know's I like to I
like to watch old videos of New York.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, my mom was alive during the studio fifty four dies. Oh,
and so whenever the Studio fifty four Dona and disco dancing,
she was. She used to be able to get into
the club. And now in hindsight, I'm always like, huh
had she get into the club? Donna? Just I'm interested
that's like crazy. She would like be able to just
walk in.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Well, I mean, Donna was a hot piece back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
She knew, she knew people who worked there.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, I wonder she took her old Cadillac to get
there and her big go go boots.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I don't is go go the same as the seventies.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
No, but yeah, they wore these big I don't know
if there were whatever these big boots, these big white
leather boots.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Up to their knees. I think I haven't pictured of
my mom wearing these big boots like she get into
Studio fifty four. I don't think my mom did Studio
fifty four when I'm got into Studio Fix. I don't
know my mom was from Brooklyn. I she didn't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I don't know if she ventured into Manhattan all that much.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
She didn't drive.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
But I mean, yeah, there were trains.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I watched a show over the weekend. Yeah, sixty days in.
I've seen that. That's when they're in jail. Yes, yes,
I am so confused as to why anybody would willingly.
I believe it's script participate. No, some of it I
think is. I do not think so at all because
they constantly break the fourth wall and know that there's

(21:38):
a show called sixty Days in I watched season five,
and let me tell you something, the TV was perfect.
I loved it. It was so good.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
The TV was perfect.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Like the show.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh, I haven't watched it in a while, so I
don't remember much about it. But I just I don't know.
I thought that that some of it was just too
far fetched to be happening. That they had to know
about it.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
There is no way, and I'll tell you why, because
there's like if the guards know that there's informants in
the prison, because basically you're signing up to be an
informant for the sheriff or whoever is sending you in. Yeah,
if they know, then they can give you preferential treatment.
It's easy to catch. Like the little tells, I do

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not think that they are telling them because the whole script,
the whole premise of the show is that like they're
filming a documentary about the prison system, and so all
the people there are assuming that everyone is an inmate. Okay,
except the sheriff knows who the informants are. I don't know.
It was so good. Let me tell you something though.

(22:42):
The people that tap out on the first day, that's me.
That would be me.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I never would even get involved in it. I'm not
going into a jail. I'm not going anywhere near a jail.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
That's one place I've never been. Like, in all the
years that I've been working here and we've been doing
dumb stuff, we've never been to a jail. And I
mean we've been like at a police station jail, but
not a penitentiary or yeah whatever they call a jail.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
No, who, what is it?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
You got a coupon from Chipotle? It's not important.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
A coupon for Chipotle. I see it just popped up
today Taco Day. It's not It's a text from Denizues
in the other room. Oh whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
So we've been watching some good TV too, you know,
let's take a break.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
We'll be right back and we're back. Was it condoms? No,
I haven't. That's it. That's done. Yeah, they must have
bought a short order of them. I'm sorry, an order
of condom commercial got it anyway. So yeah, TV TV
is great. I mean, we've been watching a lot of stuff.

(23:41):
We're still loving pivoting, We're still loving the cleaning lady,
you haven't watched either one of those yet watched either
of them? I think I was too busy into sixty
Days in Let me tell you, I just I was
infatuated with it. I watched the entire season over the weekend.
That's eleven episodes.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot to get into.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
It was one of those where you could almost just
like leave it on in the background and just look
up and somebody would be like, I've joined a new
group in the jail.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
See, but I like those people like, I don't know,
is it to me? Is that a technically like a
game show?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Okay, so from what I read, you get like three
thousand an episode.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I would need more than that. I would need way
more than that, seriously, because I'm sure there's a lot
going on. They don't show you like what happens when
the guy in yourself wants to like butt rape you, Like, hello,
what this just got an explicit rating?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Why? Well, because you can't really say things like that
on this one. Kids could be listening, Scott.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I'm sorry, it's fine, but what you're talking about. But
that's what I'm saying is if it's a show like
you need protection. That's why they need to know that
you're in there.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
They do again, the sheriff knows.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
I know that, but the guards there don't know. And
how fast can the sheriff get over there again and
take care of you while that's happening to you.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, if you watched the beginning episodes, they tell you
what to do, you use the signal. They have a
signal for the participants to get out, so they say
touch your shoulder, say my shoulder hurts into one of
the production cameras. Because again the jail is being filmed.
Just in general, everyone knows that they're being filmed in
this jail, so they say, put your hand on your
shoulder and say your arm hurts, or say that, put

(25:13):
your hand on your heart and say you have heartburn.
And they say, if it gets bad enough, pretend to
have a seizure and then they will rush in asap
to come get you, or try.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
To can't get there fast enough.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, that's why they stopped the season that I was watching.
They stopped season five midway through because one of the contestants,
because you went in with a mission like find out
about this, the guy in the middle of it was
like I'm good. I don't need to do this anymore.
And he just wound up telling one of the other inmates,
like actual inmates, he said, I'm an informant, just as
an FYI, like this is a show we're doing sixty

(25:44):
days in. So then they pulled him, but then everyone
in the jail started talking that they knew people were,
like yeah, spies, and they had to pull everybody because
then all the prisoners were figuring out who they were
and they were saying things like we're gonna go stab them.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
That happens in almost every season, because the same thing
was in the one that I watched. I don't know,
I just know, like like if Brutus is pummeling me,
there's no way anybody can get there in time. Like
once I get take one punch, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Well, this season had a super fan on it and
the guy Okay, that's when I saw circle. He's sitting there,
He's like, I really lucks see he made it all
the way. He made it all the way. That's what
I saw. It was Insane season five and the first
episode had Steve. Steve was a private investigator and he
was convinced he was going to be amazing at it,
and then within like his first ten minutes in the prison,
he's like, I'm going to pretend to sleep, and so

(26:31):
he pretends to sleep, and then he's convinced that he
heard the entire drug operation. And then it's constantly tapping
his shoulder to get production and they're like, dude, you've
been there ten minutes. What are you doing? And he's like,
if you don't come here, this whole place is about
to blow. And they pull him out and he's like, no,
where is it? What? Hate?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Everything right there? Okay, just wanted No, No, I don't
need it's time. I don't need it. I don't need it.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I just write anyways down for the future. So sixty
days in, if you watch it, you can watch it
on Netflix, or you could watch it the whole thing
on who.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I wouldn't nice recommend it. No, it's all right, I
recommend it. It's okay, it's fascinate. It's just too much
to get invested in from. It's just it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
It's not You could leave it as background noise. Okay,
that's what I do with some shows. It's like nice
background noise. Like I tell Jackie, if you put on
The Housewives. It almost sounds like you're back in an
office because people are just talking. You can like almost
be like, oh, wow, they must had a crazy week day.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I can't do I can't do that. If it's on,
I need to pay attention to it.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
But like when I'm going to sleep and Amy's watching
a show, if it's a show that I'm interested in,
I have to I can't fall asleep to it. I
must watch it. I forget we were watching last night. Oh,
we were watching one of those nineties things, and I
was interested in it. So I always have one eye
open and I cannot fall asleep, So it needs to
be something that I don't care about that I can
fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
There's like a difference in the type of show you're watching, right,
Like you're not getting any like benefit from watching like
a Housewife or sixty Days In or Well, we were
gonna starty Fiance, We were gonna start watching Tommy and
and what's her name ham Tom, Mamma Tom. We were
gonna start watching that last night, but it was already
nine thirty and I was going to start that because
I would have stayed awake because I want to watch it.

(28:03):
You know, I would fight to stay awake, so like pivoting,
that's like a comedy. I'm gonna want to like tune
into that. Yeah, if it's a reality show, nine times
out of ten, you can keep that on his background noise.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Wait till you get to the Concealer episode.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
You'll like that. Okay, yep, I don't watch it. I
think that was episode five. I also have to like
continue watching Game of Thrones. But like you're saying, I
need to be like tuned in and in the right
mood to like focus. Okay, just my just my opinion.
I got you. Do you know I had a stomach issue?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Did you know I had a stomach issue?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah? Is that why you brought it up? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Did you actually?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I did? Was it because of me? No? I don't
know what it was. I just know I had food
poisoning earlier this year.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
By the way, can I just backtrack for one second. Yeah,
in last week's episode, we talked, we talked about food poisoning,
and then one day later, I had it.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I cannot believe that.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, that point out too, And I forgot about that
because I was listening to our episode while I was
sick and I was half I was like going in
and out of content. Yeah, so I missed that part,
but I remember that we talked about that.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Food poisoning is no joke, and I had it for
and it was just it was the worst hour of
my life, like an intense hour and then just an hour.
You're so lucky, I know.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
And it was from one end, so thankfully then it
wasn't true. I mean, you weren't like all in then.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh, trust me, I lost like five pounds in an hour.
It was nuts. Oh I didn't know we were talking. Yeah, no,
it was not, you know.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
And and it's funny because I don't want to know
which end you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You're right, I just drop my water bottle.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
But I suppressed the vomiting as long as I possibly
could because I'm sorry. But to me, there's nothing worse
than the feeling of just wretching vomiting. Yeah, it hurts
so bad. It's just it's just one of the worst
feelings in the world. And and I was holding it
back as long as humanly possible, But after about an
hour and a half, my body was just like, nope,

(29:58):
gotta get it out.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
It was just it was.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's just the worst because you just can't stop it
and it hurts and it burns and it stinks and
it makes you want to vomit more. And I just said,
you know, there's no lower place to be than on
your knee with your hands holding onto the bowl and
just oh stuffed, dripping off.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh my god, we don't need to go this far
into details, sir. That just it feels like it's like
the lowest place that you could possibly be. Agree And yeah,
all I know is we had to change the toilet
seed after this. Seriously, it was it was just it
was not fun. But it took me.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I would say it probably took a full forty eight
hours before I felt like completely better.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Because you get so dehydrated. It's insane. Yeah, you just, yeah,
it's not fun. It's terrible. And so I was at
the Casey Muskraps concert this weekend. Uh huh where Madison
Square guarding? Okay, so much fun, great show. Been looking
forward to the show for months.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Was it had it been postponed at all?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Or was it No? That was the date. I just
was so excited to go see the show, I guess.
There with my friend Miranda, I'm fine, why an hour?
Not even an hour before? I start feeling like the
floor is letting out in my stomach, and all of
a sudden, I'm standing there and it's like, oh god.
So you're like, no this the show didn't even start yet.

(31:17):
Oh my god. So we're staying like we were gonna
go sit and watch the opening act. And then I
was like, I need to go stand by this table
right now, and she's like, what said we need to
go stand by this table? And so I go to
the bathroom once and I'm like, this can't happen to
me here, not in a Madison Square garden. You don't
need any of that going on in a public bathroom,

(31:38):
especially the pre show where it's like everyone is still
hustling and bustling. Uh huh. Let me tell you something.
It wouldn't have been great. So I'm just like saying
in my head, I'm like, focus, you can do this.
And I get back to the table and my friend
like you good, Like I'm not good. I'm not good.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
We're eating or drinking anything at the test Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
So we stayed there until the show almost started, and
I'm like, if I need to get out of the seat.
This is not gonna be great. But by the grace
of God, I held on through the whole show. I
waited like a long time, and as I was doing it,
I was kind of like, please, I don't need to leave.
Just keep me, just keep it going.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
But sometimes you can't even walk anymore at that point,
so the show is very lucky. The show ended and
it was almost like my body was like an action.
So then we go to the subway. I had to
leave the subway because I was like, it's I'm gonna die. Okay,
but this I'm telling you right now, this is not
food poisoning. You had diarrhea. This is not food poisoning

(32:38):
because you would not have been able to last the
entire show. True, it would have been an impossibility.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
And you can title you're right, though, because food poisoning
when I did have it, there's no stopping it. Let
me tell you, yeah, you're one hundred percent right. And
you know what. I chalked it up to the Indian
food I had the night before.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Okay, And you may title this episode never trust a fart,
because that is no. That is my best advice to
you and at any point in your life. Yeah, just
for the most part. Don't trust it if you're not sure,
don't trust it because one time I trusted it.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Nope, just once. Listen, I've had an incident just like that. Yeah,
but yeah, not great. Where were I came here? Where
were you to go?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
But where were you when when you had that incident?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I can't believe I'm gonna actually say this. It is
so bad.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Were you in Hershey, Pennsylvania?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, it was Las Vegas. iHeart festival. That's spectacular. I
had in and out Burger for the first time, and
we came back to the hotel and I was like, oh,
my stomach does not feel good. Do you know? I
took the sheets off, everything off the bed and I
threw everything in the trash can in the hotel lobby.

(33:49):
That's spectacular. It's terrible. What did you say, I need
new sheets? Yes? How did they ask? Why? No? They did?
I Listen, it's Las Vegas, so I'm sure like the
cleaning person and it's probably taking bodies out and be
like it's fine.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Exactly, that's mild compared to what they had last night. Yeah,
that's just like my Strawberry Syrup episode.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Same thing.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
How to get rid of the sheets. They just replaced them.
It was what, well, I feel like we've mentioned that
it once before and I don't really want to get
into it, but there was strawberry syrup on some sheets
and it looked like a murder scene. And I just
took the sheets because I couldn't leave them there because
the police would be called.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh I can't, So they just replaced them, I guess.
But yeah, when was your last incident.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
It was a couple of years ago and it was
in my bed and that's the only time. Yeah, yeah,
I was like, am I getting up? This is not
what I think it is.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It was you always remember it, like I vividly remember
my expression everything, and I was just kind of like, oh,
that's probably the second lowest point you can reach.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
But once it started, I was able to stop it, yes,
and run for the hills.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
But it was feel so bad for people listening. If
you've made it thirty five minutes in and you're listening
to us talk about never trusting farts cheers.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
We title that this episode that people will kind of
realize what it's about and they'll make their choice.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, it's true, So we don't need to give a disclaimer.
I guess I don't think so anyway, I can't believe
you had an incident as well. Well, yeah, I think
you know what, I think everybody's I was gonna say
at the end of the day, I think everybody has
or have at least gotten very close. Yeah, let me
tell you something. The food poisoning incident, you are one
hundred percent right, And I take it back. That's okay.

(35:28):
It was my Indian food. Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'm very dramatic about things too. I say things are
what they weren't.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, the food poisoning though, like I the funt, well,
it's funny. But my friend Nick I walked home from
dinner that night, so as I'm walking up my staircase,
it was like every flight of steps you kept getting cars.
I was like I because I was fine, and all
of a sudden, the staircase hit and as I'm walking
up the first flight, I was like, huh, weird. Second
flight was like, I'm what's going on? Third flight, something's bubbling?

(35:57):
Fourth flight? Am I gonna make it? Fifth flight? I
literally have my keys in my hand and just throwing
them at the door, hoping it opens. The worst experience
of my life.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
See what you're describing right now. I call Boston because
I had, and and Amy will attest to that. Anytime
I say Boston, She's like, Okay, this is not gonna
be good.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I had.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I had an incident in Boston while I was visiting
a girl there one time, and we took the train
to a steakhouse and we decided to walk back from
the steakhouse instead. So once we got about three or
four blocks, I was like, who and I had to stop.
I stopped on the corner. I'm like, this is not
you know, you know when you're at the point where
if you walk anymore, yeah, you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah. So I stopped for a moment. I wish I
had the ghost sound. So I stopped for.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
A moment, and I was like, I can do this,
but I'm sweating at this point. Oh I'm sweating.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
So we walked.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I finally I make it just to the front door,
and this is this is called we're in like college
town here.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
So this girl shared a house with four other girls
and there was one bathroom. No one bathroom. So I
got to the front door and I fell to my
knees and she's like, she's like, are you okay? And
I said, yeah, yeah, I'll be in in a second.
And so I finally got into the house and there
was nobody.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
There was nobody in the bathroom, and so I'm like,
I just I have to take a shower real quick,
you know. So I put the shower on, and wow,
that was the worst time of my life. And and
and so you turn the shower on as you're like,
I turn the shower. First of all, I turned the
shower on to try to like I hit the noise,
mute the noise, yes, and also steam it out, you know.
I turned it on super hot so it would get

(37:34):
steaming in there, because sometimes that would just take care
of it. And you know, after about fifteen to twenty minutes,
it's like, we got.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
We gotta get ready, we gotta, we gotta get ready.
Oh that's you done. That is like my mom was finished,
you know.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
And so I jumped to the shower for like a second,
just so I would be wet.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
And I was like, oh, okay, fashion out a towel.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, but that that was horrendous And I will never
forget it, and I will it will forever be known
as Boston when I have that issue.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
So what do you you in danger? Girl? I had
to play that. I don't understand what that is. It's
from Ghost when she says you're in danger. I never
saw Ghost. Okay, well that's what you were in danger
comes from? You never heard that line? Is that the
one with the pottery? Yes, that's Ghost? Yes, okay, demisware
Oh my love, my darling. That song about you, I'm

(38:20):
Hungry for your Touch? Probably just brothers yeah, probably, Okay,
I don't know. I played it. You didn't know what
it was a couple of weeks ago. Great.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was that it was one of those songs that
was on the top forty radio in like the late
eighties early nineties. When was that movie out early.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Nineties or eighties, eighties nineties?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I think it was late eighties early nineties, and it
was like an oldies song and it was re released
because of the movie, and all the top forty radio
stations like Z one hundred would play it, and it
was like, what, this doesn't fit here, weird, but it
did because of the movie. And it was, you know,
the same thing with the Titanic song that One Heart
Will Go On.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
We sh did Top forty Radio shouldn't have been playing that.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I watched that only recently. It's funny to't go back
and rewatch that movie. It sinks, I remember sinks. Yeah,
your version saying it stinks? Oh wait what what movie?
What were we talking about? Titanic?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, I said it sinks.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, okay, did you mean that like in the it stinks? No?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
No, no, no, I was just letting you. I didn't
mean to. I want to ruin the movie for you.
It sinks.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Oh okay, spoiler alert got it? Yeah, yeah, that one
is interesting. I remember when it came out. We had
it in Uh we got the bootleg version and it
came in two VHS tapes.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Oh you didn't get it on laser disc.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
No, we well, we got the bootleg version, like I said,
two VHS tapes, and then when it came out on
like video release, it was also two discs. Now you're
two VHS tapes.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
When you say bootleg? Was it like a guy in
the back of the theater? Okay, so someone walked by
with popcorn?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yes, it was the old school. Someone went in there
legit with a camera, yeah, and filmed it. Actually just
saw Spider Man like that. They still do that. They
still do that. That's interesting because I feel like there's
so many ways to digitally release a movie now, like
that stirt with Plex. It's called Plex. Have you heard
of Plex?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, so it was on Plex and and it's like
a dude, it gets up.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's crazy. Yeah, it was a terrible quality. I was
wondering if the kids nowadays did things like that.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. What Seinfeld? I know Seinfeld?
I don't know the episode when they were recording the
movie and Kramer had to record the movie in the
back and the guy was pissed off because he didn't finish. Okay,
he didn't finish what. I forget what movie that he
was recording. He was bootlegging some movie.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I would have been terrified to walk into a movie
theater with like a camera, But now you think about it,
you walk in with your phone. You could just do
it that way.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, but I'm sure people get busted. Yeah, it's much
harder because all you have to just leave it sticking
out of your pocket.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
They would never know. Ugh. I both love and hate
movie theater experiences. As of late, it's more of a
hate because I don't love. What are you looking at?
I just got a message from Oh from Renee.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Can you just turn it over? Oh we spoke to
her last week?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah we did. Can you just not look for a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I want you to concentrate on me.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Valentine. Oh, I don't love when people are on their
phones in movie theaters.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
No, they shouldn't be they should be illegal. I completely agree,
like you mean, like talking on the phone or texting
or the light is so distracting. See, I'm courteous. If
I'm going to use my phone, I put it all
the way dim, just so I can barely see it
as it is.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
My phone is dim as it is because I want
to save the battery. But I don't get why people
feel the need to do that.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Because they are inconsiderate.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, very inconsiderate.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's just like the people that talk on their phones
on the trains or on buses, and I don't want
to hear your conversation yelling. I don't answer my phone
unless it's an incredible emergency on a bus or a
train or any public transportation.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I just I think it's rude. If I get a
call from Elvis specifically, I have to answer it because
I'm like, I'll just say I'm on the train. I'll
call you the minute I'm off. Well, yeah, no, I'll
do that. I'm like, I can't talk right now.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I'll go way back because I was at ASMR Sorry, yeah,
but I because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I just think it's rude. I'm I.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I tend to think that I'm a considerate person in
most aspects of my life, and I don't like to
bother other people me either.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
And movie theaters, I feel like it's your one. It's
the one place you could go to where you like
immerse yourself. You just want to like watch something for
an hour and a half. Why are you doing that?
What do you have in your hand? No? Then you
have this guy.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Sh I can't I gotta open. But they shouldn't allow
candy either.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
So are perfect movie theater? No people, no phones, no snacks.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Well, I mean candy can be in boxes, I guess,
like the boxes of goobers and stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Who eats goobers? I love them? You do?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's my mom calls me goober. Okay, but maybe maybe
it's at Goober's I get but snow caps? Now, who
is eating non parrels and why is that a movie thing.
Let me tell you something that's a non parrel.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I'm gonna make it instead of Scott hates everything, it's
gonna be It's time for a round of Andrew. I'll
tell you what I hate. I hate mint and chocolate mixed.
That is not a mix. That is disgusting. I don't
like it. It tastes like toothpaste. It's never enjoyable. It's

(43:25):
even the color of a toothpaste. It's that green color.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
So you're not doing mint chocolatechip.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
I absolutely not. I despise it. I think it's gross.
I've never understood. It's like the color of my shirt
are mine? Yeah, we didn't coordinate this, by the way, now,
but I do not like mint chocolate chip. I'm sorry.
If that's your favorite flavor, it's not mine. Also, one
of the things, your peppermint patties. Those are good. We
taste the sensation and tast What does that mean the

(43:51):
only sensation I have? I know that's their tagline. God,
it's just as gross. I don't understand the mixing of it.
I think people like hype it.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I don't understand the full size York peppermint patty. The
little ones for Halloween, okay, but the big giant ones
it's like a bar.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
No, I'm eating listine in chocolate form. That's gross. Do
you like mint? Anything? I like mint? You're like is mint?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
So that's not toothpasty. But when it's chocolate involved, then
is toothpasty.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
It's an unholy mix. Okay, the chocolate and mint combination
does not work. I don't care what you tell me.
It does not work.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I do understand that it does because there are some
people that like it. There are plenty of things that
I don't like.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
But so then maybe there should be mint chocolate chip toothpaste,
because that's what it's. That's exactly what it probably is
that is discussed.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I'm sure there's kiddy tooth I mean, Cooper uses watermelon toothpaste,
so I'm sure there's some mint chocolate chip toothpaste somewhere.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I missed the act of bubblegum wise, so get it.
You have it. It's it the same formula. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's the one when you'd squeeze it and it would
fill the little reservoir up and you would know that.
That's how much like the perfect amount. That was such
a sk not a scam, but it was just a gimmick.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Well, I really like that one. Mouthwash.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Scope no listerine? No, okay, so they just the regular
old yellow listerine with the paper like. I don't think
they'd sell it like that anymore. When I when I
was a kid, listerine used to come in a glass
bottle and it would be wrapped in paper. It would
be like a canister and you'd have to open it
and the bottle would be inside of that. I never

(45:26):
understood that. So scope no listerine, what is the one that?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Oh? Oh that expensive one? Yeah? Uh mouth smart mouth,
love that mouthwash. I'm gonna be sad when I write that.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I'm trying to think of some of the other old
ones when I was a kid, because there were.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
A ton yellow listerine. That's what I just said, is
the equivalent the devil. Yeah, your mouth it feels like
TV static and if your brain just doesn't know how
to compute the flavor, so it's just like static.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, and could you imagine if you had the tiniest
little cut on your Oh no, because it's all alcohol.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, it's the most I feel efficient.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I mean, I suppose, but it's not giving you good
breath that may kill germs, but it smells like ass,
So you're gonna have ass breath?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
No, because it's supposed to kill whatever is on it
with the alcohol.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
But when you think good breath, you think minty fresh, yeah,
don't you.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
But nobody's breath is minty fresh, like really when you
cannot naturally, yeah, exactly. You comment on people's like smell, like, oh,
you smell good if you're wearing a colone, but nobody
is like, oh my god, your breath smells phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I think I may have said that once or twice.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Never in my life have I ever complimented someone's breath.
That's the weirdest thing to pay a compliment to. Now,
would you tell somebody that they have incredibly bad breath?
Because I think that's such a taboo thing. Like even
if you ever really, like if I was taught.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Hey, hey, Andrew, how you doing today, would you be like, dude,
that's gross?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Or would you just say please stop talking so close
to me?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Or you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I don't think you would tell me, because again, you
don't like to offend people.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, I would never feel bad. I wouldn't say it.
Maybe I would chew gum around the person, or have
a mint around the person, be like, would you like
to have some too? But I'm never going to be
the person to be like, your breath is smelly today?
I think it. I feel like.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
List mint also used to be a mouthwash list mint,
and it was in like this weird little shaped bottle.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I really loved a worst still due the.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Oh the listing little things you stick on your eyes.
The strips they still make those, they do like Graham's
loved those. Those were her favorite things in the entire world.
She used to get the pocket strips and then they
made the little drops. Do you remember those?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I would always choke on the strips. I'd put them
too far back on my tongue and I'd be like,
I could see that wouldn't go, And then it get
stuck on, like the little dangly part of your throat, Yeah,
wraps around it. Yeah, keeps that in a chokehold. I
don't like that thing.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
What's that called again? The uvula?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I was gonna say that, but I wasn't sure.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah, the dangly thing, what is it?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
What? Purpose does it serve? Who knows? We're gonna get
a listener who's going to tell us what it means.
So I'm gonna thank you from now listener who Because.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
It does google what it does, it must have some
sort of function unless you just don't need them anymore.
Maybe it's like a tail, you know, you definitely probably eventually,
maybe it'll go away.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Maybe it pushes the food to I don't know, because
it's just it's a dangler. It's just a dangler.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
It's like uvula purpose.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
It's like when people hang balls from the hitch on
their truck, which I don't understand why they still do that?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah? Who does that? I don't know? Seriously, your uvula
is made of connective tissue lands and small muscle fibers.
It secretes large amounts of saliva that keep your throat
moist and lubricated. Gets something that it also helps keep
food or fluids from ending up in the space between, oh,
behind your nose when you swallow. Okay, so it's actually
super important.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
It's like a flapper. It doesn't allow stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
The body is so freaking weird, isn't it? Like? How
did that develop? I don't like what had to happen
for a uvula to form, because like food was getting
through people's noses. They didn't even have food back then.
What what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
They didn't have food like when the first person was here?
I mean, ookay, they had apples and stuff. So how
do they know that they were going to choke on things?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I don't know. Again, it probably developed through monkeys, because
we definitely came through monkeys.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Okay, they probably they will.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Monkeys have uvulus.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
They will be it's important they will be people that
argue that fact with you, Andrew. Isn't that like the
the theory of evolution or something.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Like that, evolution versus creation. Schools are not a.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Lot of teacher or something like that. Yeah, because everybody
gets offended by everything.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Well, it depends because like even when I was growing up,
I went to a Catholic school and we still taught
they still taught like evolution. That's like a sect of
Christianity that believes in like Christian evolution. It's too different. Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
But but like aside from religion, isn't it remarked like
the monkeys have uvulus.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I'm sure they do.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
They're they're human like whatever, but like I don't know
religion aside, and I talk about it with the kids
every once in a while because they're like where the
first person.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Like somebody had to I don't.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Okay, Adam and Eve great whatever, but somebody.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Just like and they're there. No again, it was likes
in millions of years. Okay, so there's no like Adams, Nobody, nobody, Ryan, No.
I know that.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
But automatically, all of a sudden, just there's a person
where they come from?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
The person didn't happen though, why how it's it's from?
It's from again. I've seen like the little like thing
where it's like goes from the water to the to
the land and then where the next part and it
just becomes a person again through like millions of years.
Like how old the earth is? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah yeah, Like so are we still evolving? Yes, one
day that people will be different.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yes, huh. That's actually of what's going to happen. I
hope the tails come back. I hope not.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Humans should have tails. You would want to tail like,
you know, like like the guy in the giant squirrel
costume with the big tail every time you turn around
knock stuff over. I want a tail like that, a big, fluffy,
bushy tail that breaks things. I think you're actually a
furry None, that's confirmed. First of all, I was not
even thinking that. I'm just thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I want to tail. I don't know tails are fun?
She knew up six percent. Great.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I bet my dog would like a tail. Australian shepherd
and they I feel bad for them, like they want
to wag something, but the whole butt just wag is
because they don't have a tail. A little pop wiggle butts. Yeah,
they're so cute. Anyway, Well, this was another exciting episode.
We discussed a lot, but we didn't. That's the thing.
I mean, we got fifty minutes of something. I guess

(51:19):
no one's ever gonna pay for this. What do you mean,
who's gonna pay for this?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
What do you mean pay for this?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Alright, right now we could say, ah, boll Chat sponsored
by water. Okay, Water should pay us, Yeah they should anyway, Well.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
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Speaker 2 (51:53):
I think we, I think we. I'd like to have
some like interactive games on the website. I think we'd
like to we should do something.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Web based browser games, like we're back in the early
two thousands. Yeah, like we should start in games dot com. Yeah,
we should start something like wordal like some our own
thing that that takes off and makes us millions.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, it's just an idea. Somebody thought of that and
now it's huge.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Well I'll let you get on that one and tell
me what it is. Thank you so much for listening.
We appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Such a jerk. Why can't we just think of something?
You think of something, but we should both think of
something and share.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Well both. Yeah, so you think of it, I'll help,
Then you'll steal it. Yeah, I'm gonna Zuckerberg you whatever?
Are we gonna clink?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
I guess I'll get the ball.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
We don't need to. If you don't want you, we
could just say it no.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Then it doesn't officially end, and the reporting just goes on.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
And on and with nothing. If I press that button,
nothing happens. Okay, I don't want to end though, I
need to go. I have a meeting. We both probably
have tickets on our cars a one hundred. My car
might be towed. I might have to go to the
impound line.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
They don't really toe. They only think if you're in
a bus stop ord a fire hydrop it might have
been in the bus stop. If I'm just being honest,
if you're just in a no parking I don't really
think they toe. Well, anyway, I guess I'll take a
picture when I get to it. Until next time. Yeah,
we'll see you on Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Yes,
where we will eat?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
What is it that we eat?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Oh, there's a new special k cereal that's out and
we'll try that on Monday. Great, I'm very excited for it.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
And who knows, maybe big things happening in the future
of Friday episodes.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Who knows, dude, just because you like, had one conversation
with somebody, don't get your panties.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
In a bunch. Well, no, we were talking about Friday
episodes anyway, I know, so I'm just saying that. But
if Friday episodes may come depends on what they might
morph into Well, I'm thinking maybe pop Puri to start.
Do we feel like doing an extra Glade Cereal? Yeah?
Do we feel like doing an extra bowl Chat? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Glade pot Pery spray was always the grossest smelling spray.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
It gave me a headache. No, I'm not a fan.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
All that was was like covered up poop and it
would give you a headache. Yeah, no, don't cover up
the pooh new Glade pot Peri spray.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Remember the commercial? I don't, Oh god eighty anyway, Well
till next time I will see it. Take care of claim.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Anything else where we supposed to like play old commercials
or old something, Well, you.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Have to send them to me. I was going to
do a cartoon game. Yeah, weren't you going to send
me things?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
And we were going to play music click send it
to me, and we were going to do our own
send it to me shazam thing?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Are you going to send it to me? But I
don't want you to hear it.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I wanted to be surprisab.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Well, then do you want to know how to load it?
And you have to put it in the super how
to load it in? You'll hear it? Do you want
to know how to load this yes, okay great, Then
i'll teach you. Bye bye,