November 7, 2024 • 28 mins
Andrew was supposed to post this on Election Day... it's clearly not Election Day but it's a Bowl Chat nonetheless!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ready to go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's no time like the pleasant live from the Farmland
Fresh Dairy Studios. This is Serial Killers and.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
A Wendy Scott are doing today. I'm great.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I've been thinking, uh huh, I have been watching some
other podcasts uh oh, one specifically with Trailer Park Tammy.
I don't know if you know.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Her, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, they do like Friday improv episodes where they wear
country wigs and just talk to each other as if
they're a countrywomen had a pot. Look, I feel we
should do that one day. Why no, but we could
do a time time capsule to the eighties. We'll dress
in eighties clothes and do just an eighties episode.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
How about nineties? Great? Because I lived it? Well, I
mean I lived eighties. Also, I lived it. I lived it,
bro lived it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
From Nirvana to the denim jackets to the skateboards.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I lived it. Bro. I probably still have it all
in my attic. I'm in eighties stuff is a little
bit more hard to come by. Well, I look, I was,
I was an eighties kid, but I don't think I
dressed eighties.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I want to do a nineties episode.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't have the new wave haircut and all that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I will come in costume.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We would.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So here's how we're gonna do it. Huh, And listeners,
I promise you I will plan this.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You know what I'm gonna plan what some actual cereal
from the nineties that you don't know is from the nineties. Okay,
I'm in you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You buy it and I will eat it on the
show from my full nineties costume. We will do a
nineties day. I'm so excited. I it's and we also
have to do a discussing dinner party.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know what the listeners are saying right now, they're saying,
where's the videos on the YouTube? Can I trust Andy?
Also when he doesn't upload on a frequent schedule. I know.
But they're also saying they always say they want to
do all these things, but they never do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well. This studio is also just not good. I miss
it so much. I make doing things not I'm like
sitting next to you. This mic is in my face,
covering me half the time.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You can turn it sideways like I do. Yeah this, Yeah,
then you can see your pretty little face. Oh shoot,
thank you. Oh it is November. You're growing a thing? Yes,
So I look I've already started. It's about all I get.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm jealous. Well you also have alopecia. No, it's just
you just never got diagnosed with it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, thank you, doc.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, you one hundred percent, one hundred per Yes, I
have it here, but you have it here.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
This is baby soft. So I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna shave at all. I'm just gonna let it go
and see your shams. It's gonna be a wreck. Same.
I'm gonna get haircuts still though, just not face cuts.
I am going to get haircuts.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Haircuts okay, yes, okay, so yeah, nineties day, we'll have
to do it before the year ends. That could just
be some fun little bonus video. Okay, what would you
what else would we have planned?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I don't know. Tomorrow's election day?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh my god it is. Yes, I voted early.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I did not. I don't understand it. There was a
massive line by my house. I'm like, what are you doing?
Just go on election day?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No? I vote by mail? What I vote by mail
and I vote early?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Are you too cool for the rule? Oh well you
would have to go back to your parents' house. Yes,
And also it's just way easier.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
See, if the ballots into your house, you send it
in trust.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They tell you, okay, well I can't get into election
integrity mean that I no, no, I understand.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I just mean the mail. Sometimes it doesn't work. But
that's why you could track your vote on a mail
of that mail. Yes, why as a scanned.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It is when your ballot scanned.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
With such technology. What do I know?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
This is the thing. I was a poll worker in
twenty twenty one. Yeah you were, and so, yeah, I
worked the election. I know how the machines work.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I missed the old school ones. Man, go in there,
pull the lever of the curtain. Click click click, click, click,
click click click click, Bring done your nick If I
got to experience that, did you so?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
In Mammouth County where I was poll working before, now
they have the new machines. Ye used to have a
giant book that they would have to sign next to
their name, the Holy Arts, And now they have IDs
just a quick scanner thing, and now it's like a
whole big touch screen board. It's so much cooler. When
I was doing it, you'd have to be like, oh,
I need assistance. It was like you'd always hear Old
(03:58):
people being like, I can't press the hard enough.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Did you steal munchkins from Agnes at the table next
to you?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was actually really fun to work the machines, just
because I don't know. They seem like, how do they work?
I just wanted to know how they worked. And then
I saw it and I was like, well, that's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, Andy, let's see what cereal you vote for today.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, regardless of who you're voting for, vote, vote, vote vote.
It is a right.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Everybody should vote. I don't care who you're voting for.
You need to vote. It's funny because a couple of
years ago my daughter was like, I don't care about
vot ang and now she's almost an age and she's like, ah,
I wish I could vote this year exactly. She's just
she's just a little shy. People thought for your right
to vote.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So you need to exercise your democratic right and vote
in every election.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's suffrage, period. The suffrage is that what that means
suffrage is voting women's suffrage.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, I mean, we're both not in that camp, but.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, I know, but what voting? What does suffrage mean?
I mean you're asking me, like, I know, but I mean,
that's that's the voting thing.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's the voting thing.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You do that again, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yes, suffrage.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh yeah, look at that. Look at you with the words.
All right, okay, suffrage. I'm suffering right now, Andrew, So
what you over? What let's go here? I am eager, enthusiastic.
This could have been a bull chat, so excited. Let's
make this a bull chat.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, great, let's not why we haven't done a ball
chat in like three weeks.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Because I said election days tomorrow and it won't make sense.
Oh please, Like, we can't do two episodes coming out
the same day. I mean, I guess we could. I mean,
I don't care. I mean, I'm gonna open the cereal
unless we just keep going.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean, I'm fine to keep chatting. We haven't chatted
in quite some time.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I have to leave this building by eleven. I have
a DMV appointment today.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
All right, So if we're done with this, but we
don't need to get into the nitty gritty, but we
can just be done with this in twenty minutes, a nice.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Little Well, let's not say any bad words, great or
anything controversial. Yeah, because I already opened with the Farmland
Fresh Dairries and they're a family friendly company. Yes, and
we can't do any bad stuff. And I left the
sign up and everything great. So if this is a
bull chat, this is a bull chat. Okay, it's a
bull chat. Here we go should actually play the thing then,
I mean, just to make it official. Well, I mean yeah,
I mean here, see we call that a tease.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That was a nice little teach.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You did. Make sure you listen to Serial Killers? Well
when it comes out today, maybe, well.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I so, okay, so we can't do a Serial Killers
because I talked too much.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now, we just talked a lot of other stuff. I mean,
but I think that's fine. It is. But you know what,
let's get two for one today. Okay. You know, so
we already had the conversation there at two for Yeah. Anyway,
so I guess we'll go back to voting for a moment,
because yesterday when I was driving around, uh, there was
a massive, massive line at the local y m c
A or why whatever they call the y in my town,
(06:56):
and it was like wrapped around the building. My question is,
if you live there, okay, and you live near your
polling place, why would you just not wait till election day.
There's not massive crowds on election day, at least not
where I live. You see on TV sometimes where people
have to wait hours in line to vote. It's never
been like that by you know, in my area.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, I think the thing with early voting is you
have to make a plan, right, you want to get
your sticker early. I think you also just have to
make a plan what are you going to be doing
next Tuesday. The fact that we all also don't have
off like Election Day isn't just a national holiday.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
School's off now, at least mine is. It never used
to be when I was a kid. It should be.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, nobody should work on election day. That is actually
the dumbest idea I think ever. I mean, you're making
early voting a thing, which is great, but you should
be able to take the day and vote. I don't
understand that. It doesn't make sense to me. We have
seventeen thousand other holidays. Why can't that be one doesn't
make money.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I can't wait to go to the polls on Tuesday,
so I will see you next Tuesday. Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, like I said, I already voted by mail, which
I've done for every election since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
In every election ever since I'm eighteen. I mean, dude,
I vote for the water district commissioner. If there's an election,
I vote.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I love voting.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm trying to get more people enthused about it. I
don't understand the mindset of someone who's eighteen. Ah, it
doesn't like, why are you apathetic? They'll see to that
that doesn't make sense. They'll see they will see yeah,
because if they don't vote and it doesn't go their way,
I'm sorry. What's worse is not voting and sitting back
(08:30):
and being like, yeah, well, it's just an unfat two
party process.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Shut up. Well.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Plus, you either vote or you don't vote. You don't
get to complain when you don't vote.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Plus, I like to see the old lady with the
knee brace, and she gives me a lollipop every time
I go. I don't know her name. I should after
all these years, because the same lady's been there for
the last twenty years.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But I got paid four hundred bucks to do it.
When I did it, it was great. I love it.
I tried to do it again this year, but nobody
got back to me. I loved working that election. It
was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
They were like, dude, you need to take a step back.
I had so much fun. Do you know that, even
when I lived in Cedar Rapids for eleven months, I
flew home in November to vote.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I love that, Yeah, genuinely. I again, we should all
be that encouraged and wanting to vote.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
You should want to go and have your voice be heard.
Although that would have been November of ninety four here,
so that was not a presidential year. But I'm sure
I still came home to vote because I always did.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Maybe it was mid midterm I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, I was a governor or something. I don't know. Well, yeah,
I do think it's weird that when you live in
another state that you go back to your state to vote,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, you could change your registration status.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I guess you can, but I knew I was only
living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa temporarily.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, then it's good that you didn't move it there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I guess I never got a driver's license. I
did get license plates, though, which was weird. I got
of Iowa license plates, of course you did, Yeah, and
you know you know what they were I always get
custom plates. It said are you kidding me? Was my
license plate because everything that happened to me in Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
I was like, are you kidding me? So I figured
instead of saying it, I just got the license plate
that says, are you kidding me? Cubular nineties BRO nineties
(10:04):
nineties B. And that was the Sesqui centennial year of
the state of Iowa. You know what that means, Cessqui
Centennial two fifty years.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Of course, Well, America is celebrating its two hundred and
fiftieth birthday in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's going to be crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I know, what do we do?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Do you know the last time that there was a
big celebration for America, Philadelphia had it and they made
all this custom stuff and they were putting all this
crazy stuff up, but nobody went to any of the parties.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He was in nineteen seventy six, Yeah, I think it
was nineteen seventy six, was the massive bi centennial explosions, fireworks, coins,
dollar bills, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So Philadelphia did do something and they made custom signs
the whole nine yards, and nobody went to any of
the celebration.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
By the way, growing up, so growing up when you
got a quarter, you know, and you're like, oh my god,
I got a drummer boy. That was for the bi centennial.
That was a nineteen seventy six quarter. It's got the
drummer boy guy on the back, the Colonial drummer guy. Yeah,
he's on the back of the little flute. Yeah. There
was a bunch of coins that were different and bills
that were different for nineteen seventy six. That's when they
redid the two dollar bill and re reissued it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And you were the first person in line to grab it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I wasn't. I was one. Still.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I could see you being like two to your mometer,
being like, this kid's gonna love two dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I mean to me, they used to be cool. Now
they're just run of the mill, you know, run of
the mill. Yeah, run of the mill. I say, I
got in my pocket daily.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yes, because you keep stocking up on them. You can't
say something is run of the mill when you're the
only person has it. You and the other random two
dollar bill guy.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, I need to keep it going. It's important to me, Okay.
The legacy of Thomas Jefferson needs to live on on
the money. It does need to live on in the money. Yes,
so well, put right, good, I'm glad. I'm glad I
could do that for you. Yeah. Yes, they can't. And
more machines need to take them. Only the self checkout
(11:59):
machines do. Very few people know that. Some vending machines
will take them, but not many. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I again, you're just the guy that comes around when
it's like valet.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh, I give the guys downstairs bills every day, one
a day. Yeah, so what is that?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
H we work with like two hundred days a year probably,
so it's about four hundred bucks a year and tips
and two dollars bills.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I have over two hundred dollars and two dollars bills
that have accumulated from all my years of working here.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Why would you do that? Because I annoy you and
pay you in them. Here's ten dollars for breakfast. I
don't want them. See, That's that's my hope, is that
when I try to pay people in them, they don't
want them, and I'm like, all right, well that's all
I got. This actually might be important. Okay, so you
keep talking about my crazy money, I'll be right back.
I'll go next door.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, okay, Sue, what have you guys been up to?
Let me think what's been going on in my life? Umm?
Hmm yeah, go vote tomorrow. That's that's exciting. I did
(13:06):
postcards for voters. That was really fun. I did five
hundred postcards, but only wound up with four fifty because
Sam took fifty of them but didn't fill them out
and may have lost them. So you talked sent them out.
I did postcards for voters.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Right, Did I get one? Why you would you send
me one?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
No? New York is not a swing state.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I mean according to here look at this, going to
the front page of news Day, it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is okay, well maybe in some of the other districts
of New York, but New York City certainly not.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
New York State is not. Yeah, but I'm trying to
be an investigator right now. Over what Well, my daughter
just called me. That was that phone call? Very important?
So can you tell me if I left my lunch
at home? Can you check the camera? Now? You have
to tell me. Do you see her? Do you see
her holding anything other than a backpack? She's coming out
the door right here. See backpack? But is there anything
(14:02):
in her left hand? It's tough to tell. I don't
think so. No, you know, because and I made her No,
she doesn't have it. I packed her lunch. I rolled
up turkey for her, packed it up. I packed a bottle.
I packed it up in foil, you know. I put
some apple slices in there, and I cut up a
(14:22):
cucumbert for her, and nice healthy stuff today, you know.
And she left it so disappointing. Sorry, I'm gonna go
home and eat it. Good.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Love that for you. Now you got a nice lunch
waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I love cold. Sorry, looks like you walked out of
the house without it. Period. I guess I will eat
it when I get home. Period. You should buy yourself
some hot lunch today. Exclamation point. Oh I loved hot lunch.
Loved kids. Don't buy the hot lunch anymore. Didn't even
know what it is anymore? Yeah, I very very few kids.
It's not cool. It's not cool to walk with the
tray with salisbury steak with goop dripping off of it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Well, I don't think they're doing salisbury steaks a but be.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Pretty nineties bro, mostly eighties. Actually, I just remember Fridays.
There was one Friday out of the month that was
stuff Cress pizza to Day. That was a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, they would do stuff cross Pea to day. And
now that I'm older, I'm convinced it was just Dejoorno's
that they just got out and unfroze and cut it
up instaid it was.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It was definitely some some brand. I mean the school
didn't make it there.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I just also remember hot dogs. You'd always get either
baked beans or string beans, and I vivid, like I
could taste the string beans with.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
The water all the water.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh my god. In meat loaf they had meat loaf.
I remember that, and I wish we had that cheeseburger
day or hot dog. Yeah, hot dog was not good.
Andrew Fink Sorry, I might allege to use people less
whatever fourth grade it was, I can because I have
a terrifying fear of throw up. It was the first
week of school that first Friday, it was hot dog Day,
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and he got sick in my classroom. And I never
had a hot dog ever again in school because I
was like, everyone's getting sick off of them.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I can't do that. We never had hot dogs in school.
That was they were boiled. I love boiled. I don't
get boiled hot dogs. I grew up on. I grew
up on boiled hot dogs just because you grew It's
just nasty.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Like, don't you prefer grilled hot dog?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Do you boil corn? Boiled corn? Corn and hot dogs
have two different texts. Put both on the grill. Same thing, grilled, boil,
same thing, chicken, grilled chicken, boil you boiled chicken? Why
would I boiled chicken because it cooks it? When have
you boiled chicken? I've had boiled chicken before. When are
you a dog? Do you eat boiled chicken? White rice?
(16:40):
When you make chicken boiled chicken in the soup.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It dissolves, and it's usually a cooked rotisserie chicken that
you just peel.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh no, sir, no, you make You get a little
oven stuff or roaster, a little hen whatever, and you
put that in the water, uncooked, and you cook it
hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I don't get like, I don't. It tastes It's almost
like just a blowney stick.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
At that point, you're unlocking memories that are just so
fast fantastic, Like I would boil too hot dogs, open
up a can of beans. I would slice the hots up.
I would put them in the ball of beans, mix
it together. And that was such a that was such
an awesome childhood lunch, being franks and beans, beanies and weenies. However,
(17:24):
the can of Campbell's pork and beans, that was gross.
And the Spaghettio's, but the sliced frank Si meatballs awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Spaghetti's just in general, I can't like I like Spaghettios delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I would eat. I would even hold out the can
like a hope with a thing on a stick. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I used to be convinced that you may be like
a sociopath, but now I am fully convinced.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I'm widely known for just opening cans and eating things.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I remember, you drink pea juice.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I'm sorry, I don't pease.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I eat them cold out of the can. Like So,
when if I'm making vegetable, I usually use frozen and
I put it in the microwave or fresh, you know.
But sometimes I have vegetable in the cans, especially when
it's canned can sell. It's like a quarter for a
can of peas. So I'll open up a can of peas,
string beans, mixed vegetables, whatever it is. And before I
even put them in the bowl to microwave, I'll eat
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handfuls of it and there'll be nothing. Corn, especially cold
corn to the can. So good. No, No, you be
corn on a salad, don't you. Yeah, but like stumped
out of a can, like the juice dump out. But
the juice is so sweet, so good.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, not those sweets so good, so bulpy and gross.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Now cream corn. I can't eat out the can, thank
you Jesus. That has to be heated up.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So good.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Though I love a good cream corn, I will say
it's steakhouses. There's two things I wanted a steakhouse either
cream corn.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Cream spinach.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I love cream spinach, yes. But the cream corn for me,
I like it when it has full kernels of corn,
not that cut up stuff like the grounded up. No,
I want cream and I want full kernel corn. So
you're saying you don't want creamed corn meal. They don't
actually like cream the corn, dude, It's just they put
a bunch of cream.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't think that they're sitting there milk and a
cob of corn.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
No, not like that. Though, but they yes, they mush
it up, but I like also when they have full current. Yes,
that's the way I like it. I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
My sister tried to make a corn something or other
for Thanksgiving. And let me tell you the amount of
sour cream and cheese I want to what is it
called cream cheese? I vehemently dislike sour cream. I loathe
sour cream.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I just had blueberries and sour cream yesterday. Please so good?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh my god, I told you my dad ate that girl.
You're the doll up a daisy girl. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It's not for me. Dollop of daisy, No, dollop of
Farmland Fresh dairies. Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Love that they make sour cream too, well, that may
be the only thing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There's cow face on the sour cream.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Maybe the only thing I can't have from them.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Down with Daisy, Down with days? Are you going back
to nineties? Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Are we at the nineties? Wood stuck?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah. By the way, I got called out at the
oyster fest last weekend or two weekends.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You went to an oyster fest. Oh my god, that's
why we need more bull chats, because I don't know
these things.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oyster Bay long Island is known for Hello oysters, so
they have an Oyster Fest every year, and right after
the five K that we ran, which I did fairly
well in what was Your Time? Thirty seven minutes, thirty
six thirty six great? Love that. Yeah. My girlfriend came
in third nice, which was great, and then we walked
(20:35):
over to the oyster Fest.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Do you like oysters?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Just preface with that. I listen, I'm I'm gonna say no,
but I haven't really tried them. Fried Yeah, on the
shell that looked like mucus. No, I can't do it.
I know people put hot sauce and lemon and the
whole thing and just slurp it down. But to me,
immediate lamenta vomit because I'm just thinking mucus. That's what
it looks like to me. That's the consistency and resilient
(21:00):
cheese breads. I don't know what that is. If they're
like little.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Cheddar puffs, but the inside of them almost has like
a snotty consistency. No, I can't do snot, but they
are the most fantastic little things. Brozie bites. I love
a brozzie bite.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I have an idea. Let's take a break we'll come
back right after this. Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And we're back. Great. Oh my god, twenty minutes in.
Look at us just shooting the breeze. Wow, I gotta go.
We've better end this. But anyway, back to the oyster.
This time, I was. I was. I was called out
because you know, I love fair corn. You know, you
go to the thing and they give you the roasted
corn with the cob and the whole thing and husk
(21:43):
and get everything things in your teeth, y everything, you know,
And I said, yes, may I have one corn? Please?
No butter? And it's like record scratch. Everybody stop turned
around looking at me like what, like why is that bad?
If it's good corn. If it's good sweet Long Island corn,
(22:04):
it's sweet, and you don't need the butter. I didn't
want to get it all over my hands. I didn't
have wipes. The napkins are not sufficient that they give you,
and I just didn't want to have greasy hands all day.
Butter's delicious. Gotta watch the claster all plus, the corn
is sweet and delicious. I don't need that. Okay, you know,
just like lobster. I'll eat lobster without butter everything.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
So I am not a seafood like.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
There's no seafood lover in you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I like seafood the Newman's own.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's a basically how fast you come up with the
wrong answer. So that was wrong, just for clarity. That
was a red lobster for the seafood, red lobster for
the seafood lover in you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
My favorite thing about Red Lobster, sorry to go off
on a tangent here, okay, is that the company got
bankrupt basically because of.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The endless shrimp deals. Yes, and they were like, this
was the worst idea. We just kept giving away so
much shrimp. They still do have it one day a
week now. Do they still do cheddarbabe? Oh my god, yes,
I love a cheddar. If you order on the app
or something like that, they'll give you twelve Cheddar babiscuits
for free.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Somebody really has to talk to them because I feel
like from something's wrong in the management there.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't know. They came back out because you know
clock guy, he took care of him. A flavor flave,
he brought him out.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I love flavor flave. When I met him, I said,
thank you so much for being a huge part of
my child. Yeah, flavor of Love led to I love
New York l Is this surreal life?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Oh my god? Those are all my shows. I love
a good seafood tower. I let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I will f up a cocktail shrimp every time I see,
Oh my god, like dozens of.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Don't care. I love the cocktail sauce. It is kind
of annoying if they don't peel them for you, but
I'll take it. When we were just in Portugal, you
mean Portugal. No, No, that's the way I say it now,
because I'm European, isn't it Spanish? Portugal European and Spanish?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I mean Portuguese.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It is its own language. But they have some Spanish words,
for sure they do. Yeah, but it is its own
you know, really good at Spanish? Now, great, one day
we'll explore that. Dia cool. Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Anyway, I had clams, and they also gave us shrimps,
but they kept the heads on.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't like shrimps. I don't like when you say
it like that. I know the whole thing. It's okay,
but I don't like shrimps either, just because of the environment.
We've been brought up in what the word shrimps? Shrimp?
You don't really put the s on it.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Really, if there's a platter of them, there's a whole platter.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Of shrimps, a whole right, you said shrimps.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, if there's a platter of them, it's a platter
of shrimps.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Not really. I know this is a whole thing on
our show for yous David Katz, the whole thing and
the date, but it's really not. It's not right. I
mean it is, but it's not. It could be, but
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So if I brought you clams, yeah, I brought you
a platter of clams, that's different.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
There's some I brought you a platter of lobster. There
are some words that that are plural on its own. Crab.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I brought you a platter of crab, not platter of crabs.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well we're gonna have soft shell crab crabs. Here's a
bunch of crab.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
No, No, that's not right. Okay, that is not right.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I don't want to deal with this. Now, go on
with your story. Well, now I'm so lost in the sauce,
and I can't remember where the seafood tower.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh yeah, I love cocktail shrimps, and I'll say shrimps.
I don't care there's plural. There's multiple shrimps in the
Tower's fine.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I was brought up with just shrimp as plural. I
was brought up. Yeah, as if this is like generation, yeah,
the millennials, it's different.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I don't I really don't think that a little Okay, cool,
we really got it. We have to go What else
comes in a seafood tower.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh my god, there's there's uh clams. Usually no, it's
the raw seafood tower. So there's lobster, yeah, crab, shrimp, lobster.
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I'm trying, but I need either butter or the cocktail
stuff to dip it in.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh yes, cocktail sauce. For sure. It's not very it's
not popular among people. Usually it's butter. But I put
mine in cocktail sauce.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I love like they closed it by me, but just
be claused before it closed.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh the close we're supposed to go there. I know
they closed it.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
And now it's the boil, and the boil just doesn't
do the same for me, is it's more like a
pasta sauce.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, be Claus sauce.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It was so spicy, an old bay filled and I
loved that thing.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Okay, we're gonna have to get rolling now. I do
appreciate you. Thank you for listening to this impromptu. I
was having so much fun. I was as well. But
I have a DMV appointment. I can't miss it because
you know DMV who They are not happy to be there,
do you know. So I had to get five vehicles
renewed the other day and I went in there and uh,
She's like, nah, we got a limit of two. I'm
(26:37):
like what, Like were we talking about? It's like corporations too.
I'm like, where's this say that? How am I supposed
to know this? It's like ask my supervisor and I
did and she's like, yeah, two. So I had a
different corporation on one of the vehicles, so I was
able to do three and I have two left. So
I had to make another appointment for today to get
the other two done. How long does it take to
do that? Five minutes each one? And the place is
(26:57):
empty now because it's reservations. It's not like it used
to be. You walk in, they get your ticket, three
minutes up. Done. It's really it's actually, it's actually, I
don't want to say enjoyable, but it's not as it's
not as chaotic and hectic as it used to be.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Well, I was pissed off because I got my license
renewal thing. Yeah, and I was like, ooh cool, license renewal. Great,
Now I don't have to go because they have everything
on file.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
You need your real ID, you got to go. I
thought I was getting a real ID.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I paid the money for the twenty bucks to do it.
I'm like, wait, by mail, No, no, by mail. They
sent me this whole thing being like great, you're good.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Then I get it. It's not even a real ID.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
So I just paid twenty bucks for an ID that
I'm gonna have to change in two years twenty twenty
five six, Oh they changed it again.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I don't think that's ever gonna be a thing, but
you never know.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
People just bring their passports instead.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I mean, you know, or if you're a Global Entry
member and they give you that card.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
So I don't know what that is. I don't know
any of that is.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Do you know have Global Entry? Why would I do
have tsa pree.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, why would I No, I don't fly enough. It doesn't. Yeah,
you do. You also understand I'm not going to get
it for my whole family, Like, I'm not spending all
this money. The kids barely travel, so when they come
with me, I'm gonna be like, hey see you guys,
I'll just leave them on the line.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Well, you know for like just say one hundred bucks
right now, Hu, you get it for five years. So
you're spending twenty bucks or three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
For my kids too. It's no, I'm not doing it,
dumb gotta go. Thank you for listening to this.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yet you'll be like you'll spend on other things that
make no sense, Yeah, like two dollars bills, Yeah, no,
that's this is money.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Or like if they go to a concert or something.
I'm sure you spend money on merch you mean cereal
for the podcast that we're about to record. Thank you
for listening to bowl Chat. Please follow us on Instagram
at Serial Killers PC. Yes, and that's Andrew puggam Zi
Scotti b We gotta go say clink Andrew clink and
go vote, Yeah, go vote unless you're listening to this
(28:43):
after election day, then vote next year or the year
after that. Okay, bye,
Ready to go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's no time like the pleasant live from the Farmland
Fresh Dairy Studios. This is Serial Killers and.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
A Wendy Scott are doing today. I'm great.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I've been thinking, uh huh, I have been watching some
other podcasts uh oh, one specifically with Trailer Park Tammy.
I don't know if you know.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Her, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, they do like Friday improv episodes where they wear
country wigs and just talk to each other as if
they're a countrywomen had a pot. Look, I feel we
should do that one day. Why no, but we could
do a time time capsule to the eighties. We'll dress
in eighties clothes and do just an eighties episode.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
How about nineties? Great? Because I lived it? Well, I
mean I lived eighties. Also, I lived it. I lived it,
bro lived it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
From Nirvana to the denim jackets to the skateboards.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I lived it. Bro. I probably still have it all
in my attic. I'm in eighties stuff is a little
bit more hard to come by. Well, I look, I was,
I was an eighties kid, but I don't think I
dressed eighties.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I want to do a nineties episode.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't have the new wave haircut and all that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I will come in costume.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We would.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So here's how we're gonna do it. Huh, And listeners,
I promise you I will plan this.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You know what I'm gonna plan what some actual cereal
from the nineties that you don't know is from the nineties. Okay,
I'm in you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You buy it and I will eat it on the
show from my full nineties costume. We will do a
nineties day. I'm so excited. I it's and we also
have to do a discussing dinner party.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know what the listeners are saying right now, they're saying,
where's the videos on the YouTube? Can I trust Andy?
Also when he doesn't upload on a frequent schedule. I know.
But they're also saying they always say they want to
do all these things, but they never do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well. This studio is also just not good. I miss
it so much. I make doing things not I'm like
sitting next to you. This mic is in my face,
covering me half the time.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You can turn it sideways like I do. Yeah this, Yeah,
then you can see your pretty little face. Oh shoot,
thank you. Oh it is November. You're growing a thing? Yes,
So I look I've already started. It's about all I get.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm jealous. Well you also have alopecia. No, it's just
you just never got diagnosed with it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, thank you, doc.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, you one hundred percent, one hundred per Yes, I
have it here, but you have it here.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
This is baby soft. So I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna shave at all. I'm just gonna let it go
and see your shams. It's gonna be a wreck. Same.
I'm gonna get haircuts still though, just not face cuts.
I am going to get haircuts.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Haircuts okay, yes, okay, so yeah, nineties day, we'll have
to do it before the year ends. That could just
be some fun little bonus video. Okay, what would you
what else would we have planned?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I don't know. Tomorrow's election day?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh my god it is. Yes, I voted early.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I did not. I don't understand it. There was a
massive line by my house. I'm like, what are you doing?
Just go on election day?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No? I vote by mail? What I vote by mail
and I vote early?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Are you too cool for the rule? Oh well you
would have to go back to your parents' house. Yes,
And also it's just way easier.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
See, if the ballots into your house, you send it
in trust.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They tell you, okay, well I can't get into election
integrity mean that I no, no, I understand.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I just mean the mail. Sometimes it doesn't work. But
that's why you could track your vote on a mail
of that mail. Yes, why as a scanned.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It is when your ballot scanned.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
With such technology. What do I know?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
This is the thing. I was a poll worker in
twenty twenty one. Yeah you were, and so, yeah, I
worked the election. I know how the machines work.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I missed the old school ones. Man, go in there,
pull the lever of the curtain. Click click click, click, click,
click click click click, Bring done your nick If I
got to experience that, did you so?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
In Mammouth County where I was poll working before, now
they have the new machines. Ye used to have a
giant book that they would have to sign next to
their name, the Holy Arts, And now they have IDs
just a quick scanner thing, and now it's like a
whole big touch screen board. It's so much cooler. When
I was doing it, you'd have to be like, oh,
I need assistance. It was like you'd always hear Old
(03:58):
people being like, I can't press the hard enough.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Did you steal munchkins from Agnes at the table next
to you?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was actually really fun to work the machines, just
because I don't know. They seem like, how do they work?
I just wanted to know how they worked. And then
I saw it and I was like, well, that's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, Andy, let's see what cereal you vote for today.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, regardless of who you're voting for, vote, vote, vote vote.
It is a right.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Everybody should vote. I don't care who you're voting for.
You need to vote. It's funny because a couple of
years ago my daughter was like, I don't care about
vot ang and now she's almost an age and she's like, ah,
I wish I could vote this year exactly. She's just
she's just a little shy. People thought for your right
to vote.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So you need to exercise your democratic right and vote
in every election.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's suffrage, period. The suffrage is that what that means
suffrage is voting women's suffrage.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, I mean, we're both not in that camp, but.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, I know, but what voting? What does suffrage mean?
I mean you're asking me, like, I know, but I mean,
that's that's the voting thing.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's the voting thing.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You do that again, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yes, suffrage.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh yeah, look at that. Look at you with the words.
All right, okay, suffrage. I'm suffering right now, Andrew, So
what you over? What let's go here? I am eager, enthusiastic.
This could have been a bull chat, so excited. Let's
make this a bull chat.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, great, let's not why we haven't done a ball
chat in like three weeks.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Because I said election days tomorrow and it won't make sense.
Oh please, Like, we can't do two episodes coming out
the same day. I mean, I guess we could. I mean,
I don't care. I mean, I'm gonna open the cereal
unless we just keep going.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean, I'm fine to keep chatting. We haven't chatted
in quite some time.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I have to leave this building by eleven. I have
a DMV appointment today.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
All right, So if we're done with this, but we
don't need to get into the nitty gritty, but we
can just be done with this in twenty minutes, a nice.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Little Well, let's not say any bad words, great or
anything controversial. Yeah, because I already opened with the Farmland
Fresh Dairries and they're a family friendly company. Yes, and
we can't do any bad stuff. And I left the
sign up and everything great. So if this is a
bull chat, this is a bull chat. Okay, it's a
bull chat. Here we go should actually play the thing then,
I mean, just to make it official. Well, I mean yeah,
I mean here, see we call that a tease.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That was a nice little teach.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You did. Make sure you listen to Serial Killers? Well
when it comes out today, maybe, well.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I so, okay, so we can't do a Serial Killers
because I talked too much.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now, we just talked a lot of other stuff. I mean,
but I think that's fine. It is. But you know what,
let's get two for one today. Okay. You know, so
we already had the conversation there at two for Yeah. Anyway,
so I guess we'll go back to voting for a moment,
because yesterday when I was driving around, uh, there was
a massive, massive line at the local y m c
A or why whatever they call the y in my town,
(06:56):
and it was like wrapped around the building. My question is,
if you live there, okay, and you live near your
polling place, why would you just not wait till election day.
There's not massive crowds on election day, at least not
where I live. You see on TV sometimes where people
have to wait hours in line to vote. It's never
been like that by you know, in my area.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, I think the thing with early voting is you
have to make a plan, right, you want to get
your sticker early. I think you also just have to
make a plan what are you going to be doing
next Tuesday. The fact that we all also don't have
off like Election Day isn't just a national holiday.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
School's off now, at least mine is. It never used
to be when I was a kid. It should be.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, nobody should work on election day. That is actually
the dumbest idea I think ever. I mean, you're making
early voting a thing, which is great, but you should
be able to take the day and vote. I don't
understand that. It doesn't make sense to me. We have
seventeen thousand other holidays. Why can't that be one doesn't
make money.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I can't wait to go to the polls on Tuesday,
so I will see you next Tuesday. Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, like I said, I already voted by mail, which
I've done for every election since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
In every election ever since I'm eighteen. I mean, dude,
I vote for the water district commissioner. If there's an election,
I vote.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I love voting.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm trying to get more people enthused about it. I
don't understand the mindset of someone who's eighteen. Ah, it
doesn't like, why are you apathetic? They'll see to that
that doesn't make sense. They'll see they will see yeah,
because if they don't vote and it doesn't go their way,
I'm sorry. What's worse is not voting and sitting back
(08:30):
and being like, yeah, well, it's just an unfat two
party process.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Shut up. Well.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Plus, you either vote or you don't vote. You don't
get to complain when you don't vote.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Plus, I like to see the old lady with the
knee brace, and she gives me a lollipop every time
I go. I don't know her name. I should after
all these years, because the same lady's been there for
the last twenty years.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But I got paid four hundred bucks to do it.
When I did it, it was great. I love it.
I tried to do it again this year, but nobody
got back to me. I loved working that election. It
was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
They were like, dude, you need to take a step back.
I had so much fun. Do you know that, even
when I lived in Cedar Rapids for eleven months, I
flew home in November to vote.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I love that, Yeah, genuinely. I again, we should all
be that encouraged and wanting to vote.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
You should want to go and have your voice be heard.
Although that would have been November of ninety four here,
so that was not a presidential year. But I'm sure
I still came home to vote because I always did.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Maybe it was mid midterm I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, I was a governor or something. I don't know. Well, yeah,
I do think it's weird that when you live in
another state that you go back to your state to vote,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, you could change your registration status.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I guess you can, but I knew I was only
living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa temporarily.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, then it's good that you didn't move it there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I guess I never got a driver's license. I
did get license plates, though, which was weird. I got
of Iowa license plates, of course you did, Yeah, and
you know you know what they were I always get
custom plates. It said are you kidding me? Was my
license plate because everything that happened to me in Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
I was like, are you kidding me? So I figured
instead of saying it, I just got the license plate
that says, are you kidding me? Cubular nineties BRO nineties
(10:04):
nineties B. And that was the Sesqui centennial year of
the state of Iowa. You know what that means, Cessqui
Centennial two fifty years.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Of course, Well, America is celebrating its two hundred and
fiftieth birthday in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's going to be crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I know, what do we do?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Do you know the last time that there was a
big celebration for America, Philadelphia had it and they made
all this custom stuff and they were putting all this
crazy stuff up, but nobody went to any of the parties.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He was in nineteen seventy six, Yeah, I think it
was nineteen seventy six, was the massive bi centennial explosions, fireworks, coins,
dollar bills, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So Philadelphia did do something and they made custom signs
the whole nine yards, and nobody went to any of
the celebration.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
By the way, growing up, so growing up when you
got a quarter, you know, and you're like, oh my god,
I got a drummer boy. That was for the bi centennial.
That was a nineteen seventy six quarter. It's got the
drummer boy guy on the back, the Colonial drummer guy. Yeah,
he's on the back of the little flute. Yeah. There
was a bunch of coins that were different and bills
that were different for nineteen seventy six. That's when they
redid the two dollar bill and re reissued it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And you were the first person in line to grab it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I wasn't. I was one. Still.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I could see you being like two to your mometer,
being like, this kid's gonna love two dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I mean to me, they used to be cool. Now
they're just run of the mill, you know, run of
the mill. Yeah, run of the mill. I say, I
got in my pocket daily.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yes, because you keep stocking up on them. You can't
say something is run of the mill when you're the
only person has it. You and the other random two
dollar bill guy.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, I need to keep it going. It's important to me, Okay.
The legacy of Thomas Jefferson needs to live on on
the money. It does need to live on in the money. Yes,
so well, put right, good, I'm glad. I'm glad I
could do that for you. Yeah. Yes, they can't. And
more machines need to take them. Only the self checkout
(11:59):
machines do. Very few people know that. Some vending machines
will take them, but not many. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I again, you're just the guy that comes around when
it's like valet.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh, I give the guys downstairs bills every day, one
a day. Yeah, so what is that?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
H we work with like two hundred days a year probably,
so it's about four hundred bucks a year and tips
and two dollars bills.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I have over two hundred dollars and two dollars bills
that have accumulated from all my years of working here.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Why would you do that? Because I annoy you and
pay you in them. Here's ten dollars for breakfast. I
don't want them. See, That's that's my hope, is that
when I try to pay people in them, they don't
want them, and I'm like, all right, well that's all
I got. This actually might be important. Okay, so you
keep talking about my crazy money, I'll be right back.
I'll go next door.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, okay, Sue, what have you guys been up to?
Let me think what's been going on in my life? Umm?
Hmm yeah, go vote tomorrow. That's that's exciting. I did
(13:06):
postcards for voters. That was really fun. I did five
hundred postcards, but only wound up with four fifty because
Sam took fifty of them but didn't fill them out
and may have lost them. So you talked sent them out.
I did postcards for voters.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Right, Did I get one? Why you would you send
me one?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
No? New York is not a swing state.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I mean according to here look at this, going to
the front page of news Day, it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is okay, well maybe in some of the other districts
of New York, but New York City certainly not.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
New York State is not. Yeah, but I'm trying to
be an investigator right now. Over what Well, my daughter
just called me. That was that phone call? Very important?
So can you tell me if I left my lunch
at home? Can you check the camera? Now? You have
to tell me. Do you see her? Do you see
her holding anything other than a backpack? She's coming out
the door right here. See backpack? But is there anything
(14:02):
in her left hand? It's tough to tell. I don't
think so. No, you know, because and I made her No,
she doesn't have it. I packed her lunch. I rolled
up turkey for her, packed it up. I packed a bottle.
I packed it up in foil, you know. I put
some apple slices in there, and I cut up a
(14:22):
cucumbert for her, and nice healthy stuff today, you know.
And she left it so disappointing. Sorry, I'm gonna go
home and eat it. Good.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Love that for you. Now you got a nice lunch
waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I love cold. Sorry, looks like you walked out of
the house without it. Period. I guess I will eat
it when I get home. Period. You should buy yourself
some hot lunch today. Exclamation point. Oh I loved hot lunch.
Loved kids. Don't buy the hot lunch anymore. Didn't even
know what it is anymore? Yeah, I very very few kids.
It's not cool. It's not cool to walk with the
tray with salisbury steak with goop dripping off of it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Well, I don't think they're doing salisbury steaks a but be.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Pretty nineties bro, mostly eighties. Actually, I just remember Fridays.
There was one Friday out of the month that was
stuff Cress pizza to Day. That was a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, they would do stuff cross Pea to day. And
now that I'm older, I'm convinced it was just Dejoorno's
that they just got out and unfroze and cut it
up instaid it was.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It was definitely some some brand. I mean the school
didn't make it there.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I just also remember hot dogs. You'd always get either
baked beans or string beans, and I vivid, like I
could taste the string beans with.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
The water all the water.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh my god. In meat loaf they had meat loaf.
I remember that, and I wish we had that cheeseburger
day or hot dog. Yeah, hot dog was not good.
Andrew Fink Sorry, I might allege to use people less
whatever fourth grade it was, I can because I have
a terrifying fear of throw up. It was the first
week of school that first Friday, it was hot dog Day,
(15:59):
and he got sick in my classroom. And I never
had a hot dog ever again in school because I
was like, everyone's getting sick off of them.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I can't do that. We never had hot dogs in school.
That was they were boiled. I love boiled. I don't
get boiled hot dogs. I grew up on. I grew
up on boiled hot dogs just because you grew It's
just nasty.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Like, don't you prefer grilled hot dog?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Do you boil corn? Boiled corn? Corn and hot dogs
have two different texts. Put both on the grill. Same thing, grilled, boil,
same thing, chicken, grilled chicken, boil you boiled chicken? Why
would I boiled chicken because it cooks it? When have
you boiled chicken? I've had boiled chicken before. When are
you a dog? Do you eat boiled chicken? White rice?
(16:40):
When you make chicken boiled chicken in the soup.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It dissolves, and it's usually a cooked rotisserie chicken that
you just peel.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh no, sir, no, you make You get a little
oven stuff or roaster, a little hen whatever, and you
put that in the water, uncooked, and you cook it
hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I don't get like, I don't. It tastes It's almost
like just a blowney stick.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
At that point, you're unlocking memories that are just so
fast fantastic, Like I would boil too hot dogs, open
up a can of beans. I would slice the hots up.
I would put them in the ball of beans, mix
it together. And that was such a that was such
an awesome childhood lunch, being franks and beans, beanies and weenies. However,
(17:24):
the can of Campbell's pork and beans, that was gross.
And the Spaghettio's, but the sliced frank Si meatballs awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Spaghetti's just in general, I can't like I like Spaghettios delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I would eat. I would even hold out the can
like a hope with a thing on a stick. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I used to be convinced that you may be like
a sociopath, but now I am fully convinced.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I'm widely known for just opening cans and eating things.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I remember, you drink pea juice.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I'm sorry, I don't pease.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I eat them cold out of the can. Like So,
when if I'm making vegetable, I usually use frozen and
I put it in the microwave or fresh, you know.
But sometimes I have vegetable in the cans, especially when
it's canned can sell. It's like a quarter for a
can of peas. So I'll open up a can of peas,
string beans, mixed vegetables, whatever it is. And before I
even put them in the bowl to microwave, I'll eat
(18:19):
handfuls of it and there'll be nothing. Corn, especially cold
corn to the can. So good. No, No, you be
corn on a salad, don't you. Yeah, but like stumped
out of a can, like the juice dump out. But
the juice is so sweet, so good.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, not those sweets so good, so bulpy and gross.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Now cream corn. I can't eat out the can, thank
you Jesus. That has to be heated up.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So good.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Though I love a good cream corn, I will say
it's steakhouses. There's two things I wanted a steakhouse either
cream corn.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Cream spinach.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I love cream spinach, yes. But the cream corn for me,
I like it when it has full kernels of corn,
not that cut up stuff like the grounded up. No,
I want cream and I want full kernel corn. So
you're saying you don't want creamed corn meal. They don't
actually like cream the corn, dude, It's just they put
a bunch of cream.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't think that they're sitting there milk and a
cob of corn.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
No, not like that. Though, but they yes, they mush
it up, but I like also when they have full current. Yes,
that's the way I like it. I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
My sister tried to make a corn something or other
for Thanksgiving. And let me tell you the amount of
sour cream and cheese I want to what is it
called cream cheese? I vehemently dislike sour cream. I loathe
sour cream.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I just had blueberries and sour cream yesterday. Please so good?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh my god, I told you my dad ate that girl.
You're the doll up a daisy girl. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It's not for me. Dollop of daisy, No, dollop of
Farmland Fresh dairies. Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Love that they make sour cream too, well, that may
be the only thing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There's cow face on the sour cream.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Maybe the only thing I can't have from them.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Down with Daisy, Down with days? Are you going back
to nineties? Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Are we at the nineties? Wood stuck?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah. By the way, I got called out at the
oyster fest last weekend or two weekends.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You went to an oyster fest. Oh my god, that's
why we need more bull chats, because I don't know
these things.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oyster Bay long Island is known for Hello oysters, so
they have an Oyster Fest every year, and right after
the five K that we ran, which I did fairly
well in what was Your Time? Thirty seven minutes, thirty
six thirty six great? Love that. Yeah. My girlfriend came
in third nice, which was great, and then we walked
(20:35):
over to the oyster Fest.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Do you like oysters?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Just preface with that. I listen, I'm I'm gonna say no,
but I haven't really tried them. Fried Yeah, on the
shell that looked like mucus. No, I can't do it.
I know people put hot sauce and lemon and the
whole thing and just slurp it down. But to me,
immediate lamenta vomit because I'm just thinking mucus. That's what
it looks like to me. That's the consistency and resilient
(21:00):
cheese breads. I don't know what that is. If they're
like little.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Cheddar puffs, but the inside of them almost has like
a snotty consistency. No, I can't do snot, but they
are the most fantastic little things. Brozie bites. I love
a brozzie bite.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I have an idea. Let's take a break we'll come
back right after this. Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And we're back. Great. Oh my god, twenty minutes in.
Look at us just shooting the breeze. Wow, I gotta go.
We've better end this. But anyway, back to the oyster.
This time, I was. I was. I was called out
because you know, I love fair corn. You know, you
go to the thing and they give you the roasted
corn with the cob and the whole thing and husk
(21:43):
and get everything things in your teeth, y everything, you know,
And I said, yes, may I have one corn? Please?
No butter? And it's like record scratch. Everybody stop turned
around looking at me like what, like why is that bad?
If it's good corn. If it's good sweet Long Island corn,
(22:04):
it's sweet, and you don't need the butter. I didn't
want to get it all over my hands. I didn't
have wipes. The napkins are not sufficient that they give you,
and I just didn't want to have greasy hands all day.
Butter's delicious. Gotta watch the claster all plus, the corn
is sweet and delicious. I don't need that. Okay, you know,
just like lobster. I'll eat lobster without butter everything.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
So I am not a seafood like.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
There's no seafood lover in you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I like seafood the Newman's own.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's a basically how fast you come up with the
wrong answer. So that was wrong, just for clarity. That
was a red lobster for the seafood, red lobster for
the seafood lover in you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
My favorite thing about Red Lobster, sorry to go off
on a tangent here, okay, is that the company got
bankrupt basically because of.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The endless shrimp deals. Yes, and they were like, this
was the worst idea. We just kept giving away so
much shrimp. They still do have it one day a
week now. Do they still do cheddarbabe? Oh my god, yes,
I love a cheddar. If you order on the app
or something like that, they'll give you twelve Cheddar babiscuits
for free.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Somebody really has to talk to them because I feel
like from something's wrong in the management there.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't know. They came back out because you know
clock guy, he took care of him. A flavor flave,
he brought him out.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I love flavor flave. When I met him, I said,
thank you so much for being a huge part of
my child. Yeah, flavor of Love led to I love
New York l Is this surreal life?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Oh my god? Those are all my shows. I love
a good seafood tower. I let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I will f up a cocktail shrimp every time I see,
Oh my god, like dozens of.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Don't care. I love the cocktail sauce. It is kind
of annoying if they don't peel them for you, but
I'll take it. When we were just in Portugal, you
mean Portugal. No, No, that's the way I say it now,
because I'm European, isn't it Spanish? Portugal European and Spanish?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I mean Portuguese.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It is its own language. But they have some Spanish words,
for sure they do. Yeah, but it is its own
you know, really good at Spanish? Now, great, one day
we'll explore that. Dia cool. Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Anyway, I had clams, and they also gave us shrimps,
but they kept the heads on.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't like shrimps. I don't like when you say
it like that. I know the whole thing. It's okay,
but I don't like shrimps either, just because of the environment.
We've been brought up in what the word shrimps? Shrimp?
You don't really put the s on it.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Really, if there's a platter of them, there's a whole platter.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Of shrimps, a whole right, you said shrimps.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, if there's a platter of them, it's a platter
of shrimps.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Not really. I know this is a whole thing on
our show for yous David Katz, the whole thing and
the date, but it's really not. It's not right. I
mean it is, but it's not. It could be, but
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So if I brought you clams, yeah, I brought you
a platter of clams, that's different.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
There's some I brought you a platter of lobster. There
are some words that that are plural on its own. Crab.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I brought you a platter of crab, not platter of crabs.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well we're gonna have soft shell crab crabs. Here's a
bunch of crab.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
No, No, that's not right. Okay, that is not right.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I don't want to deal with this. Now, go on
with your story. Well, now I'm so lost in the sauce,
and I can't remember where the seafood tower.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh yeah, I love cocktail shrimps, and I'll say shrimps.
I don't care there's plural. There's multiple shrimps in the
Tower's fine.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I was brought up with just shrimp as plural. I
was brought up. Yeah, as if this is like generation, yeah,
the millennials, it's different.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I don't I really don't think that a little Okay, cool,
we really got it. We have to go What else
comes in a seafood tower.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh my god, there's there's uh clams. Usually no, it's
the raw seafood tower. So there's lobster, yeah, crab, shrimp, lobster.
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I'm trying, but I need either butter or the cocktail
stuff to dip it in.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh yes, cocktail sauce. For sure. It's not very it's
not popular among people. Usually it's butter. But I put
mine in cocktail sauce.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I love like they closed it by me, but just
be claused before it closed.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh the close we're supposed to go there. I know
they closed it.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
And now it's the boil, and the boil just doesn't
do the same for me, is it's more like a
pasta sauce.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, be Claus sauce.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It was so spicy, an old bay filled and I
loved that thing.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Okay, we're gonna have to get rolling now. I do
appreciate you. Thank you for listening to this impromptu. I
was having so much fun. I was as well. But
I have a DMV appointment. I can't miss it because
you know DMV who They are not happy to be there,
do you know. So I had to get five vehicles
renewed the other day and I went in there and uh,
She's like, nah, we got a limit of two. I'm
(26:37):
like what, Like were we talking about? It's like corporations too.
I'm like, where's this say that? How am I supposed
to know this? It's like ask my supervisor and I
did and she's like, yeah, two. So I had a
different corporation on one of the vehicles, so I was
able to do three and I have two left. So
I had to make another appointment for today to get
the other two done. How long does it take to
do that? Five minutes each one? And the place is
(26:57):
empty now because it's reservations. It's not like it used
to be. You walk in, they get your ticket, three
minutes up. Done. It's really it's actually, it's actually, I
don't want to say enjoyable, but it's not as it's
not as chaotic and hectic as it used to be.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Well, I was pissed off because I got my license
renewal thing. Yeah, and I was like, ooh cool, license renewal. Great,
Now I don't have to go because they have everything
on file.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
You need your real ID, you got to go. I
thought I was getting a real ID.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I paid the money for the twenty bucks to do it.
I'm like, wait, by mail, No, no, by mail. They
sent me this whole thing being like great, you're good.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Then I get it. It's not even a real ID.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
So I just paid twenty bucks for an ID that
I'm gonna have to change in two years twenty twenty
five six, Oh they changed it again.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I don't think that's ever gonna be a thing, but
you never know.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
People just bring their passports instead.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I mean, you know, or if you're a Global Entry
member and they give you that card.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
So I don't know what that is. I don't know
any of that is.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Do you know have Global Entry? Why would I do
have tsa pree.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, why would I No, I don't fly enough. It doesn't. Yeah,
you do. You also understand I'm not going to get
it for my whole family, Like, I'm not spending all
this money. The kids barely travel, so when they come
with me, I'm gonna be like, hey see you guys,
I'll just leave them on the line.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Well, you know for like just say one hundred bucks
right now, Hu, you get it for five years. So
you're spending twenty bucks or three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
For my kids too. It's no, I'm not doing it,
dumb gotta go. Thank you for listening to this.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yet you'll be like you'll spend on other things that
make no sense, Yeah, like two dollars bills, Yeah, no,
that's this is money.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Or like if they go to a concert or something.
I'm sure you spend money on merch you mean cereal
for the podcast that we're about to record. Thank you
for listening to bowl Chat. Please follow us on Instagram
at Serial Killers PC. Yes, and that's Andrew puggam Zi
Scotti b We gotta go say clink Andrew clink and
go vote, Yeah, go vote unless you're listening to this
(28:43):
after election day, then vote next year or the year
after that. Okay, bye,
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