June 30, 2021 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're rolling? Are you rolling?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Andy?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm rolling now?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Brody needs to make one. That's to Scotty Andrew now
because you don't like Andy.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, but you know it's whatever I've gotten over it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You just sounded like my dead aunt when we used
to talk like her. That's how she talked. Hello, Hello,
who are you writing to?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hold on one sec.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
What's going on? We're taking you behind the scenes now.
As Andrew feverishly types on his phone, who are you
talking to? He's not paying attention.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I just have to take care of some things. Okay, Hi,
I'm here. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm okay. You missed the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, I heard you talking about it. You want to
change it to Scotty and Andrew because you know I
don't like Andy.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And you talked like my dead aunt. Ant dead ant,
dead ant? Remember that from Pink Panther.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And maybe it's in a past episode. Oh okay, I
might actually have a bowl of cereal because I did
not eat breakfast because I'm trying not to eat breakfast
before I come and do this now.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
But we just recorded a Cereal killers and you ate
a bunch of cereal?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Did I really though? Because one of them tasted like
gas station. The other one was Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
There's not really any milk left?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Is there anything?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Can? I?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Is there no food?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Hello? There's seventy seven thousand boxes of cereus.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
There's no milk? Right, so what I'm gonna eat? Just
I've already eaten cereal with water.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I don't want to do it again.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
There's a yogurt in when did you have one of
the breakfast Carnation shake drinks? Go ahead. There's Crave, the Loops,
and there's Golden Grams.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm not really like a breakfast shake person.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Try it, go ahead. They're nice and cold, they're frosty.
I put them in the fridge. No, they're not all
they're good to like November. Well, the Crave is chocolate,
the fruit Loops is fruity, and the Graham is Graham. Okay,
shake it? Shake it really good? Shake well? Andrew pic sure?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, yes all you Beyonce's and Lucy Lu's and baby
dolls get on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
All right? So did you come in with a game
plan or yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay, So I had to go get a whole new
bed set yesterday, an entire new bed set because you
broke it, yes, because I when I moved from my apartment, okay,
broke this already. I hired this company. It was cheap,
and so I was like, whoa, I'm gonna get a deal.
The one guy who moved I don't know what his
name was, was really nice. He did all the work.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
The other guy stood in the hallway and took lunch,
just was like eating in the hallway. So what should
have been a three hour move took six. On top
of that, the one guy who was nice built my
bed back. However, because the other guy wasn't there to
help because he was eating lunch in the hallway for
two hours, installed my bed wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So I was sitting in my bed and all of
a sudden I just hear dun't And I'm sitting there,
I'm like, Okay, I know, I know quarantine hasn't been
great for everybody, but I don't think.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's been that bad to me. Your face must have
been priceless.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It wasn't great. And then I was just like having
a fall on meltdown trying to figure it out. And
I'm like, this man installed my bed wrong and now
it's broken.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I being built. I mean, you don't really install it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's broke.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It broke, so I build a whole new bed set.
Hopefully the Serial Killers really takes off, because I could
use some money.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right now, Let's see how you like your Golden Gram's
Carnation breakfast drink.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's actually delicious?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You like that? Yeah? I haven't seen it in the
stories yet. They sent us some sample bottles.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wait, don't look at the don't look at the calories
and stuff. Just drink it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I hate only two and two hundred and forty kilors.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I hate when people do that. If you like it,
just drink good. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Carnacian Breakfast Essentials has protein, vitamins and minerals, vitamin D
as much calcium as a six ounce cup of yogurt.
Okay if you see these in the.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Store, which you don't yet.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Who did our friends at Kellogg sent us this?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No? Not true at all?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, not true at all.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm sorry. Who makes Golden Grahams? Is it Kellogg's. No,
it's General Mills, that's right. And also it's not General
Mills or Kellogg, it's Carnation. Who licensed the names?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Listen, Carnation. I think this guy Matt sent it to us.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Probably it's also it's as she really, no, Matt's the
guy from post Oh, Jess. You know nothing about Cereal brandmail.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
These companies, and they're sending us stuff now.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But we don't talk about Cereal here, So move on.
I mean, if we want to know what else you got.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
This is delicious though, and I'm telling you if you
see this in the store, Carnation Golden Graham, it's really good. Okay,
do we have an extra case paid for this or no?
I'm just saying cool, what's next?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Andrew?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is your podcast, it's not my podcast. You spend
a lot of it talking about yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You have to come prepared.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You have to come prepared. How are you prepared? The
minute we press record on this, she's like, I didn't
put this in the system. Also, I I got here
at nine fifty today and you were like, you're late. Well,
you don't start recording until at least ten to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I like to spend time with you, Andrew. You said
you were coming at nine thirty nine, so you were
technically late.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I said nine thirty, But because my finger always hits
the nine, it looks like nine.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Are you sure that it's not you that broke the bed.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
In my defense, I do have gigantic hans.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, look at that, hey quite huge in the video
that you're you're seeing right now? Am I backwards or
am I forward?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Raise your left hand?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No, you're fine.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But look is my look at look at rip? Is
that backwards behind me?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It is for me?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, well it's not for me, so that's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Why would it do that?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't know. Maybe it mirrors your reflection.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Mirror that you that mirror is your reflection. That was redundant. Look,
I'm just sure. I'm along for the ride. This is
bowl chat, so let's chat. What do you got? Come on?
Didn't were there some like listener submissions?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well we did those of the last episode because.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So you blew your wad in one episode.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah. I just was like, okay, wait, have you ever
done Peloton?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Are you never going to do peloton?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's very expensive?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah. I feel like you could just get the app
and use your iPad.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I feel like you just go outside and ride your bike.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
How about that they don't give you the same resistance.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, so someone can come yell at you next to
you I would love to do that. I'll ride next
to you, go faster.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I actually want to watch you ride your bike, and
I'll just be in the car and I'll yell at
you the whole.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Time with a megaphone. Fine, do you have a megaphone?
I do because I have one of Greg T's old megaphones.
It's like black Eye Peas. It was some promotional thing.
I do have one somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, I can you bring it in next time?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That would actually be a great service. Like you just
ride along someone in a car and you yell at
them while they're exercising.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Motivational yelling. Yeah, I'm all for that. I think we
just started a company. I think so motivational yellers. Yeah,
I'm sorry you were saying something. I don't really know
what I was saying. I was just asking about megaphones
because I would like to use one. Oh, I just
want a bowl horn. I just want to press the
alarm button.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah. We used to have that in day camp, Like
anytime there was a special announcement coming, the owner would
walk around with a megaphone all day. He had a
megaphone all day. He had like a holster and He
had a megaphone and a holster and he would just
walk around and when you heard, you know that there
was some big announcement coming and you had to stop
and listen.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
My question is this because I've been watching a lot.
When I did have a TikTok before, I had to
delete it because I was getting too addicted.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Again, what are you twelve?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, listen, I know when I'm getting addicted to something.
I know when I got to cut it out, So
I cut that out. But fire drills. Do teachers know
when fire drills are? I would think so, because did
you ever have a fire drill and there was a test.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Um?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Maybe now they let us know when there's going to
be one, so they do know now. But back in
the day when there wasn't, it was all analog. It
was analog everything. And yeah, you know, I dared a
kid to pull the fire alarm. Yeah. It was an
elementary school. It was either second or third grade, and
we were in the gym and there was one like
in the little out cove of the do like so
(08:08):
nobody could see, and he pulled it and it made
it made a different noise than when it was a drill.
It was we was like and then the bell started
ringing and it was like he had he had purple
inkle over his fingers because I don't know if you
know that, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, I don't know if they still do it. But
old school, back in the day, there was like purple
goo in the pull thing, so they would know who
pulled a false alarm. You couldn't get it off. It
was permanent. So he got a lot of trouble. That's
that's that's crazy. Like nowadays you'd be probably expelled. Back then,
it was just like oh you but you know.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Nowadays it would be like you caused emotional trauma to
the students.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
For that reason alone, we're doing after school therapy sessions
with the students.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And you're suspended for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, right, and then you get a newsletter about the
kid the action that was taken. Yes, yeah, we didn't
have that. Yeah, fired were always interesting. I just liked to,
you know, shake up to the normal routine.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
See. I liked the bus drills because we never had
a bus drill. Well did you ever have a bus? Yeah,
then you had a bus drill. It's mandated. So what
they would do is you would get it. They'd fill
the bus up with all the kids. And my last
name was b so I was always in the front
of the bus and I was pissed because I'd be
in the front of the bus, but the kids halfway
to the back of the bus got to jump out
(09:26):
the back door. I had to go at the regular
door like a normal idiot, and I never got to
go out the back and have any fun. And then
some kids got to like go out the roof because
there was the roof. Things I want to do that. Well,
they used to take us to a place, I forget
what it was called, but there was a bus on
its side, and they showed you what it would be
like if you were ever in a rollover accident, and
how to get out the roof of the bus and
(09:46):
had to pull the lever and you know, because all
the buses have the hatches on top.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, huh huh. Safety first, Andy, Yeah, well
you were a bus driver too.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was a bus driver. It's been a bit. I
miss it. Actually, as much as I would complain about it,
I miss it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah. My aunt and my uncle are both bus drivers.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Maybe this summer I still have my CDL, so I
can still drive.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Ooh, commercial driver's license. That's right, love to see that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You could drive a tour bus.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No I can't. I'm only allowed to drive up to
fifteen passengers. Okay after that nope, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
So if like somebody brought like another kid, would you
have to be like I counted.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's not it's not that it's it's basically it's the
size of the bus. It's if it's only a bus
that hold up to a certain number of people is
what I'm allowed to drive. Gotcha? The trucks, no air
brakes sorry. No tractor trailers sorry. Although you know what,
when I used to live in Iowa, here the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Girl there talking about extreme couponing.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Out the girl there. There was a girl there she
used to yell I me. She's like, it's what's a
tractor trailer? But maybe is it called different things regionally,
like it's an eighteen wheeler or who was who was
on your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I'm listening to what you're saying. You're talking about Iowa.
You're talking about commercial tractors. No, I didn't say anything
about a commercial tractor, commercial something or other.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Just forget it. Move on.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, what were you saying?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I was saying that I would call a truck an
eighteen wheeler a tractor trailer, and they would make fun
of me because, like, what's that I call that? Well,
I don't know, but here in New York, if you
look at the license plates, the truck that pulls the thing,
the license plate says tractor, it's called that's a tractor,
even though you think of a tractor as a John
Deere that picks hay, you know, a corn or whatever.
(11:24):
And then the trailer, obviously is the truck is the
trailer part, So it's a tractor trailer. But that I
mean it's I guess call different things in different places,
just like shopping carts or shopping carts or wagons or
buggies or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
People call the water ice versus Italian ice.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, there's a lot of regional things like that.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I don't get water ice. Who calls it water ice?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well, I mean it's ice.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Is water, So I mean it's Italian ice. I don't
know why it's Italian ice, but that's how I've always
called it.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
But that also may be a very New York thing.
Outside of it here.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Pretty sure it is also soda and pop.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh my god, I've told the story in Cork. I'm sorry.
I'm going to say it one more time. But when
I first moved to Iowa, I went to the Come
and Go and I went in and I was so
enamored that they had mountain dew in bottles, like the
big tall glass bottles old school, and they were refillable,
not recyclable. They would take them back and wash them
(12:19):
and refill them. So anyway, I put it on the counter.
He's like, will that be it?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I said yes. He said would you like your pop
in a sack? And I said, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'm at the Come and Go? Can I get my
pop in a sack? So?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, it was all those things at once, and I
was like, where am I right now? But pop is
soda and sack is a bag.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, It's just.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's different in different places.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Also, some places just call all SODA's coke? Yeah, what
flavor coke? Do you want sprite? That is just strange
to me.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, I'm not a big mountain dew fan. I don't
know if I've said this before. I think mountain dew
is the nastiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Wow, I was. I used to like it a lot.
But see when I was a kid, I liked mellow yellow,
and that went away for a lot of years, and
it only recently came back a couple of years ago.
And then there were a few other ones that were similar,
like Squirt. I loved Squirt. They only had it when
I went to Florida's. When I went to see my
grandparents in Florida, they had Squirt. It's like a citrus soda.
It was delicious. Now they have it up here too.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I have.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
There's a Japanese soda I really like. It's called Kieran Lemon.
It is so good. It's like a better sprite. That's
the only way I could say it, because they use
like real lemons quote unquote. They have like all the
ingredients in Japanese, so I can't really read them. But
it is the best soda of all time. And I
will go to my grave defending that.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I think there was one called Team or something else.
There's Surge Serge, I shall have the alarm clock that
that was a coke product in the late nineties, and
it was I don't know what they were going for,
because that's that was kind of their mellow yellow replacement,
but it didn't catch on. But I do have an
alarm clock, and it's screams surge instead of an alarm
(13:56):
going off.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
That would be the worst one.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, it's a collector's item.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I am weird, and I still need a clock in
my room. Recently, my clock in my bedroom at home broke.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Who doesn't need a clock?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
People use their phones now, you'd be surprised. Like my
clock in my room broke. And I had that one.
It was an old MTV clock that I had since
like what two thousand and one, had the little MTV
logo on the side. I loved it, but it broke,
and I just felt so lost not having a clock
in my room. I just was like, I don't know
what time it is and I could check my phone.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I can't imagine not having I mean, you open your
eyes in the middle of the night. You don't want
to grab your phone. You want to just look around
and see what time it is. I mean, either either
your Alexa or you know, because the We the Electra
show or whatever that has the has a clock on it,
or your cable box if you still have one.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I think it's a gen Z thing. They don't want
clocks anymore, huh, those whipper.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Snappers and my kids, I mean trying to get them
to tell time with hands. You know, it's like, what
is that?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah? I mean, I mean actually can figure it out now,
but Cooper still is like, what's the V.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I mean, I will say it did take me
a while to learn what like a quarter after five
was or quarter.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
After six because you thought it was twenty five.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah, because that clicked probably in the past like
ten years or so, and I remember that breakthrough where
I was like, oh my god, that makes so much
more sense.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, because it's a quarter hour, Yeah, I get that. Okay,
it's different than a quarter dollar oh.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
God, yeah right, which is twenty which is five cents.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
No, a quarter quarter dollar is twenty five cents, andrew,
So that's why they're called quarters quarter dollar? Are you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Half dollar fifty cents? Please tell me you're kidding me
fifty cents? Yes, half dollar is fifty cents, and there
is no three quarter dollar. Is there anything above fifty cents?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah? A dollar yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Outside of that, there's no like weird currency like a
two dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
A two dollars bill is less than a dollar.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
What I'm saying is there's no like weird piece of
change that's like, oh hey, here's a we're also talking
about change again. We did this in the last Bowl chat.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like this time, I brought a two dollar bill, see.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Which you're gonna go tip someone with and they're gonna
be like this stupid idiot.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I will, I will. No, there's no weird anything. I mean,
there's a dollar there. Used to be like a giant
dollar coin. I think Eisenhower was on it. I forget
who was on I have one. Yeah, they're they're big. Yeah,
I have one in my room. You're that homelest, Yeah,
thank you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
The worst is whenever you think you got like a
collector's item and it turns out not to be one.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Well, no, most money is not collectible unless it's really
old and in a really good condition.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Exactly, it's got to be super rare, which then it
wouldn't be in circulation for the most part.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Right, Like, if you have a bill that has a
red seal, or it's a silver certificate with a blue
seal or anything like that, that's good, hang on to that.
But anything with just your regular run of the mill,
like anything after nineteen sixty something, Who cares.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I went to a banquets and I got a five
hundred dollar bill, and I wish I kept it because
they don't make those anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
How, they should not have given you that.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
This was probably this was when I was caddying.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So it doesn't matter. They still should not have given
you that. They've not been in circulation since you know
when when nineteen thirty four.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I should have kept that bill. I'm telling you, I
still think of it to this day. I remember getting
it and being like, whoa, this is so cool.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Did you know they had five hundred dollar bills, one
thousand dollar bills, ten thousand dollar bills, and one hundred
thousand dollar bills.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
They should go back to that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well, they were just for bank exchange. It was before electronic. Yeah,
bank exchange.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
So imagine going and paying for a house, like a
five hundred thousand dollars house with five.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Bills five bills.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, go go buy something nice with this.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Exactly. I'm gonna you say something. I'm gonna step over here.
Clear my throat.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Okay, oh do you have a frog in your throat?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I wish they could see you on the camera. Why
I just went over there, just rolled away. I don't
want to be rude.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, well you're not. I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I'm gonna collect all my money here. I think I
have eleven dollars total.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I still have to go to the bank and exchange
those two dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Why do you want to exchange them?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Because there's no like I just want.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Do you know that if you go to a self
checkout machine you can use them?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know, but like I'm not. I want to carry
a wad of two dollars bills.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And a lot of vending machines take them as well.
People don't know. It says takes one in five, but
it will also take it too.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
They don't advertise it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, anything else do you want to talk about? Or
can we go?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Why do we need to go? What else could we
talk about?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I got seen any good movies lately. No, I don't
really see movies any television shows.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, we've been watching Cruel Summer. We just finished that,
so we're waiting for the next season to come and
Generation we loved as well.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I don't know what either of those.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Are you should check them out?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I think I might.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, they're very like come of age type shows.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I need to get my couch first, because right.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now, so do we. We haven't had a couch since January.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh my god, I haven't had one since I moved
in on June first. And let me tell you something.
I it's it's the most awkward thing in the world.
I sit on my floor and I watch television.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Try having a family there.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, that wouldn't be great.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So now it's back ordered until I think another three
weeks from now, so we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I get mine on Friday. Good for you Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Is it new?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Are you definitely sure?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
One hundred percent. I've contacted them, I have a date
on the calendar. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I wish you well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I also wish myself well because I have people coming
the next day to stay with me for over a week.
So if I don't have a place for them to sleep,
that's gonna be real bad.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Have any one of them been on Survivor Yes, Okay,
of course, just checking.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
So I guess they're used to sleeping on things.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, floors. Andrew likes to hang out with famous people. Yeah, okay,
what's up? Pal?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You are a famous person. That's why I hang out
with you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I'm Scott from Extreme Couponing. You should do an ama
hell what no? And ask me anything on Reddit?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, and you should just be like I was.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
On Extreme Couponing, ask me anything.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Do you get paid for that?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
No? Why would you get paid?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I'm giving up my time.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's right, all right, we were getting let's do the
cameo thing. I decided that we should do it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I think Patreon before cameo.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
It sounds that doesn't sound good. I don't like that one.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
If we have people subscribe for two to three dollars,
we will do one or two live episodes where we'll
sit here with a camera, live, eating cereal, taking people's questions,
talking to them, having fun.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Remember the time when you said you were going to
put up a poll and see if people would actually
want to do that.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I got to figure out what episode I said that in.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Okay, well you should do that because I'm curious to
see if anybody would pay a penny for this crap.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I think people would for like again, two to three dollars. Honestly,
you should see what some of these YouTubers charge. Who
charges three hundred dollars to be an executive producer? Who
charges like fifty dollars just so you could get a
house tour.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But here's the thing, why is it any different to
a listener that is listening to this right now that
we recorded a couple of weeks ago, or one that's live.
Who cares they're getting the same content?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Different? Because if you're a subscription based meaning that we
add just say, oh, if we do bi weekly Friday
episodes too, so you get three times of the serial.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I feel like you need to write this down and
have a plan because you don't know what you're saying
I do.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
So it's just you're like a going full Gen X
boomer being like this sounds a little too new fangled?
Can we do anything on my camcorder to cut the costs?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I fell down a hill the other day and my
arm and legs still hurt very badly.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I can't, I can't. You fell down it? How did
you fall down a hill? So?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I was wearing flip flops and I should not have
been wearing flip flops, and I was walking down a grassy,
steep hill and I slipped and I fell right on
my ass and my leg went backwards and I hit
my elbow on the ground. But I did not spill
a drop of my coffee.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I would have paid to watch you fall. I'm I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I really would have. We kind of did a little
questionnaire as I approached the soccer game, because we were
going to Coopers soccer game, and everybody said they didn't see,
but I don't believe it. Like if you're look, if
you're watching a game and off of the distance, this
dope comes rolling down a hill, somebody saw it. Somebody
caught it in the peripheral and they saw it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I crack up anytime anybody falls.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Thankfully there were no cameras there.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Without fail, That's always going to be the one thing.
Like you show me a video of somebody tripping on something,
oh god, and I'll laugh.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, buddy, But well you should follow kids getting hurt?
Is that what it is? Kids getting hurt on Instagram? Well? God,
it's my favorite. I know it's not funny to see
kids get hurt, but they apparently they assure everybody that
nobody actually really got hurt. They just look like they
got hurt.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
But hold on, kids hurting themselves.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It's getting hurt. I think it's kids getting hurt is
the handle. It's freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Kids getting hurt.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, you see, it's like a yellow logo.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, three point six million.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah you'll love it. Oh you'll love it. You'll just
laugh hysterically. Oh god, it all right.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Even though I have kids, I would never post them.
There said you just post your kid throwing up from
whipped cream.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Well, you know, I cep in the closet. I kind
of regret that. At this point, I feel bad. It
was nice to make, you know, two three grand on that.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I can't believe you made two three grand.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
But was it really worth it? I don't know anyway,
because the problem is is they're now old enough where
they're going to get me back. You know. Like I
was singing in the car the other day and I
see my daughter doing this, and I'm like, I caught it,
and I stopped and she started giggling. I'm like, I'm like,
(23:12):
it's fine, I deserve it. Do what you want with it,
you know. So I look and.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I've heard you sing too, So that must have been
really good. I got a text figure out.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Where let's get that. Not that I want to go,
but it's just where. We're just running. We're out of steam.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
We're out of steam. Yeah, okay, well it's been real.
It's been nice. It's been real nice.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You said that last time.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, that's gonna be my new sign of Oh no,
it's not a newscaster.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
No no, no no, So follow us on for some
reason at Serial Killer's PC, here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Is Scott the pooh poo or no, Scott poopoop bodin.
Oh sorry, we can't say your last name, even though
it's on your profile and also searchable.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Okay, fine, whatever you want. And it's a sausage and
it's a festival, and it's a bakery. Whatever, They're gonna
find me a last.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
My full name is in my profile, Andrew PIGLICI could
go look it up.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
What's your middle name? John?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Vincent Vincent?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, like the clam bar? What Vincent's clam bar?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I've never been to Vincent's clambar. Okay, what is a
clam bar?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's a bar with clams.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Wow, sounds exact and precise. Okay, we should do that.
Next time, we'll.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Talk about weird foods like clam strips.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Or clam pizzas or crab pizzas people who eat crab
on pizza and shrimp parm.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I love shrimp parm and we'll get to that on
the next bowl chat.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
We need to tease. On the next bul check.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'll bring some in. You know what. I'm gonna bring
in some diner shrimp parm. The next time we have
bul chain.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I will vomit in your face.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, whatever it takes, all right, we gotta go until
we see you next. We'll see you on Monday actually
with the brand new Serial Killers. Yeah, and then perhaps
next Wednesday with a ball chat. I don't know. Yay,
until then, Andrew say, clink clean, stupid
You're rolling? Are you rolling?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Andy?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm rolling now?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Brody needs to make one. That's to Scotty Andrew now
because you don't like Andy.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, but you know it's whatever I've gotten over it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You just sounded like my dead aunt when we used
to talk like her. That's how she talked. Hello, Hello,
who are you writing to?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hold on one sec.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
What's going on? We're taking you behind the scenes now.
As Andrew feverishly types on his phone, who are you
talking to? He's not paying attention.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I just have to take care of some things. Okay, Hi,
I'm here. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm okay. You missed the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, I heard you talking about it. You want to
change it to Scotty and Andrew because you know I
don't like Andy.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And you talked like my dead aunt. Ant dead ant,
dead ant? Remember that from Pink Panther.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And maybe it's in a past episode. Oh okay, I
might actually have a bowl of cereal because I did
not eat breakfast because I'm trying not to eat breakfast
before I come and do this now.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
But we just recorded a Cereal killers and you ate
a bunch of cereal?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Did I really though? Because one of them tasted like
gas station. The other one was Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
There's not really any milk left?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Is there anything?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Can? I?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Is there no food?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Hello? There's seventy seven thousand boxes of cereus.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
There's no milk? Right, so what I'm gonna eat? Just
I've already eaten cereal with water.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I don't want to do it again.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
There's a yogurt in when did you have one of
the breakfast Carnation shake drinks? Go ahead. There's Crave, the Loops,
and there's Golden Grams.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm not really like a breakfast shake person.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Try it, go ahead. They're nice and cold, they're frosty.
I put them in the fridge. No, they're not all
they're good to like November. Well, the Crave is chocolate,
the fruit Loops is fruity, and the Graham is Graham. Okay,
shake it? Shake it really good? Shake well? Andrew pic sure?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, yes all you Beyonce's and Lucy Lu's and baby
dolls get on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
All right? So did you come in with a game
plan or yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay, So I had to go get a whole new
bed set yesterday, an entire new bed set because you
broke it, yes, because I when I moved from my apartment, okay,
broke this already. I hired this company. It was cheap,
and so I was like, whoa, I'm gonna get a deal.
The one guy who moved I don't know what his
name was, was really nice. He did all the work.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
The other guy stood in the hallway and took lunch,
just was like eating in the hallway. So what should
have been a three hour move took six. On top
of that, the one guy who was nice built my
bed back. However, because the other guy wasn't there to
help because he was eating lunch in the hallway for
two hours, installed my bed wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So I was sitting in my bed and all of
a sudden I just hear dun't And I'm sitting there,
I'm like, Okay, I know, I know quarantine hasn't been
great for everybody, but I don't think.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's been that bad to me. Your face must have
been priceless.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It wasn't great. And then I was just like having
a fall on meltdown trying to figure it out. And
I'm like, this man installed my bed wrong and now
it's broken.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I being built. I mean, you don't really install it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's broke.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It broke, so I build a whole new bed set.
Hopefully the Serial Killers really takes off, because I could
use some money.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right now, Let's see how you like your Golden Gram's
Carnation breakfast drink.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's actually delicious?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You like that? Yeah? I haven't seen it in the
stories yet. They sent us some sample bottles.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wait, don't look at the don't look at the calories
and stuff. Just drink it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I hate only two and two hundred and forty kilors.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I hate when people do that. If you like it,
just drink good. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Carnacian Breakfast Essentials has protein, vitamins and minerals, vitamin D
as much calcium as a six ounce cup of yogurt.
Okay if you see these in the.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Store, which you don't yet.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Who did our friends at Kellogg sent us this?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No? Not true at all?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, not true at all.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm sorry. Who makes Golden Grahams? Is it Kellogg's. No,
it's General Mills, that's right. And also it's not General
Mills or Kellogg, it's Carnation. Who licensed the names?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Listen, Carnation. I think this guy Matt sent it to us.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Probably it's also it's as she really, no, Matt's the
guy from post Oh, Jess. You know nothing about Cereal brandmail.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
These companies, and they're sending us stuff now.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But we don't talk about Cereal here, So move on.
I mean, if we want to know what else you got.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
This is delicious though, and I'm telling you if you
see this in the store, Carnation Golden Graham, it's really good. Okay,
do we have an extra case paid for this or no?
I'm just saying cool, what's next?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Andrew?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is your podcast, it's not my podcast. You spend
a lot of it talking about yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You have to come prepared.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You have to come prepared. How are you prepared? The
minute we press record on this, she's like, I didn't
put this in the system. Also, I I got here
at nine fifty today and you were like, you're late. Well,
you don't start recording until at least ten to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I like to spend time with you, Andrew. You said
you were coming at nine thirty nine, so you were
technically late.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I said nine thirty, But because my finger always hits
the nine, it looks like nine.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Are you sure that it's not you that broke the bed.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
In my defense, I do have gigantic hans.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, look at that, hey quite huge in the video
that you're you're seeing right now? Am I backwards or
am I forward?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Raise your left hand?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
No, you're fine.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But look is my look at look at rip? Is
that backwards behind me?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It is for me?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, well it's not for me, so that's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Why would it do that?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't know. Maybe it mirrors your reflection.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Mirror that you that mirror is your reflection. That was redundant. Look,
I'm just sure. I'm along for the ride. This is
bowl chat, so let's chat. What do you got? Come on?
Didn't were there some like listener submissions?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well we did those of the last episode because.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So you blew your wad in one episode.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah. I just was like, okay, wait, have you ever
done Peloton?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Are you never going to do peloton?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's very expensive?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah. I feel like you could just get the app
and use your iPad.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I feel like you just go outside and ride your bike.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
How about that they don't give you the same resistance.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, so someone can come yell at you next to
you I would love to do that. I'll ride next
to you, go faster.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I actually want to watch you ride your bike, and
I'll just be in the car and I'll yell at
you the whole.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Time with a megaphone. Fine, do you have a megaphone?
I do because I have one of Greg T's old megaphones.
It's like black Eye Peas. It was some promotional thing.
I do have one somewhere.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, I can you bring it in next time?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That would actually be a great service. Like you just
ride along someone in a car and you yell at
them while they're exercising.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Motivational yelling. Yeah, I'm all for that. I think we
just started a company. I think so motivational yellers. Yeah,
I'm sorry you were saying something. I don't really know
what I was saying. I was just asking about megaphones
because I would like to use one. Oh, I just
want a bowl horn. I just want to press the
alarm button.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah. We used to have that in day camp, Like
anytime there was a special announcement coming, the owner would
walk around with a megaphone all day. He had a
megaphone all day. He had like a holster and He
had a megaphone and a holster and he would just
walk around and when you heard, you know that there
was some big announcement coming and you had to stop
and listen.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
My question is this because I've been watching a lot.
When I did have a TikTok before, I had to
delete it because I was getting too addicted.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Again, what are you twelve?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, listen, I know when I'm getting addicted to something.
I know when I got to cut it out, So
I cut that out. But fire drills. Do teachers know
when fire drills are? I would think so, because did
you ever have a fire drill and there was a test.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Um?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Maybe now they let us know when there's going to
be one, so they do know now. But back in
the day when there wasn't, it was all analog. It
was analog everything. And yeah, you know, I dared a
kid to pull the fire alarm. Yeah. It was an
elementary school. It was either second or third grade, and
we were in the gym and there was one like
in the little out cove of the do like so
(08:08):
nobody could see, and he pulled it and it made
it made a different noise than when it was a drill.
It was we was like and then the bell started
ringing and it was like he had he had purple
inkle over his fingers because I don't know if you
know that, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, I don't know if they still do it. But
old school, back in the day, there was like purple
goo in the pull thing, so they would know who
pulled a false alarm. You couldn't get it off. It
was permanent. So he got a lot of trouble. That's
that's that's crazy. Like nowadays you'd be probably expelled. Back then,
it was just like oh you but you know.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Nowadays it would be like you caused emotional trauma to
the students.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
For that reason alone, we're doing after school therapy sessions
with the students.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And you're suspended for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, right, and then you get a newsletter about the
kid the action that was taken. Yes, yeah, we didn't
have that. Yeah, fired were always interesting. I just liked to,
you know, shake up to the normal routine.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
See. I liked the bus drills because we never had
a bus drill. Well did you ever have a bus? Yeah,
then you had a bus drill. It's mandated. So what
they would do is you would get it. They'd fill
the bus up with all the kids. And my last
name was b so I was always in the front
of the bus and I was pissed because I'd be
in the front of the bus, but the kids halfway
to the back of the bus got to jump out
(09:26):
the back door. I had to go at the regular
door like a normal idiot, and I never got to
go out the back and have any fun. And then
some kids got to like go out the roof because
there was the roof. Things I want to do that. Well,
they used to take us to a place, I forget
what it was called, but there was a bus on
its side, and they showed you what it would be
like if you were ever in a rollover accident, and
how to get out the roof of the bus and
(09:46):
had to pull the lever and you know, because all
the buses have the hatches on top.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, huh huh. Safety first, Andy, Yeah, well
you were a bus driver too.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was a bus driver. It's been a bit. I
miss it. Actually, as much as I would complain about it,
I miss it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah. My aunt and my uncle are both bus drivers.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Maybe this summer I still have my CDL, so I
can still drive.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Ooh, commercial driver's license. That's right, love to see that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You could drive a tour bus.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No I can't. I'm only allowed to drive up to
fifteen passengers. Okay after that nope, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
So if like somebody brought like another kid, would you
have to be like I counted.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's not it's not that it's it's basically it's the
size of the bus. It's if it's only a bus
that hold up to a certain number of people is
what I'm allowed to drive. Gotcha? The trucks, no air
brakes sorry. No tractor trailers sorry. Although you know what,
when I used to live in Iowa, here the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Girl there talking about extreme couponing.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Out the girl there. There was a girl there she
used to yell I me. She's like, it's what's a
tractor trailer? But maybe is it called different things regionally,
like it's an eighteen wheeler or who was who was
on your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I'm listening to what you're saying. You're talking about Iowa.
You're talking about commercial tractors. No, I didn't say anything
about a commercial tractor, commercial something or other.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Just forget it. Move on.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, what were you saying?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I was saying that I would call a truck an
eighteen wheeler a tractor trailer, and they would make fun
of me because, like, what's that I call that? Well,
I don't know, but here in New York, if you
look at the license plates, the truck that pulls the thing,
the license plate says tractor, it's called that's a tractor,
even though you think of a tractor as a John
Deere that picks hay, you know, a corn or whatever.
(11:24):
And then the trailer, obviously is the truck is the
trailer part, So it's a tractor trailer. But that I
mean it's I guess call different things in different places,
just like shopping carts or shopping carts or wagons or
buggies or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
People call the water ice versus Italian ice.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, there's a lot of regional things like that.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I don't get water ice. Who calls it water ice?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well, I mean it's ice.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Is water, So I mean it's Italian ice. I don't
know why it's Italian ice, but that's how I've always
called it.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
But that also may be a very New York thing.
Outside of it here.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Pretty sure it is also soda and pop.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh my god, I've told the story in Cork. I'm sorry.
I'm going to say it one more time. But when
I first moved to Iowa, I went to the Come
and Go and I went in and I was so
enamored that they had mountain dew in bottles, like the
big tall glass bottles old school, and they were refillable,
not recyclable. They would take them back and wash them
(12:19):
and refill them. So anyway, I put it on the counter.
He's like, will that be it?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I said yes. He said would you like your pop
in a sack? And I said, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'm at the Come and Go? Can I get my
pop in a sack? So?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, it was all those things at once, and I
was like, where am I right now? But pop is
soda and sack is a bag.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, It's just.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's different in different places.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Also, some places just call all SODA's coke? Yeah, what
flavor coke? Do you want sprite? That is just strange
to me.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, I'm not a big mountain dew fan. I don't
know if I've said this before. I think mountain dew
is the nastiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Wow, I was. I used to like it a lot.
But see when I was a kid, I liked mellow yellow,
and that went away for a lot of years, and
it only recently came back a couple of years ago.
And then there were a few other ones that were similar,
like Squirt. I loved Squirt. They only had it when
I went to Florida's. When I went to see my
grandparents in Florida, they had Squirt. It's like a citrus soda.
It was delicious. Now they have it up here too.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I have.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
There's a Japanese soda I really like. It's called Kieran Lemon.
It is so good. It's like a better sprite. That's
the only way I could say it, because they use
like real lemons quote unquote. They have like all the
ingredients in Japanese, so I can't really read them. But
it is the best soda of all time. And I
will go to my grave defending that.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I think there was one called Team or something else.
There's Surge Serge, I shall have the alarm clock that
that was a coke product in the late nineties, and
it was I don't know what they were going for,
because that's that was kind of their mellow yellow replacement,
but it didn't catch on. But I do have an
alarm clock, and it's screams surge instead of an alarm
(13:56):
going off.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
That would be the worst one.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, it's a collector's item.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I am weird, and I still need a clock in
my room. Recently, my clock in my bedroom at home broke.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Who doesn't need a clock?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
People use their phones now, you'd be surprised. Like my
clock in my room broke. And I had that one.
It was an old MTV clock that I had since
like what two thousand and one, had the little MTV
logo on the side. I loved it, but it broke,
and I just felt so lost not having a clock
in my room. I just was like, I don't know
what time it is and I could check my phone.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I can't imagine not having I mean, you open your
eyes in the middle of the night. You don't want
to grab your phone. You want to just look around
and see what time it is. I mean, either either
your Alexa or you know, because the We the Electra
show or whatever that has the has a clock on it,
or your cable box if you still have one.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I think it's a gen Z thing. They don't want
clocks anymore, huh, those whipper.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Snappers and my kids, I mean trying to get them
to tell time with hands. You know, it's like, what
is that?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah? I mean, I mean actually can figure it out now,
but Cooper still is like, what's the V.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I mean, I will say it did take me
a while to learn what like a quarter after five
was or quarter.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
After six because you thought it was twenty five.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah, because that clicked probably in the past like
ten years or so, and I remember that breakthrough where
I was like, oh my god, that makes so much
more sense.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, because it's a quarter hour, Yeah, I get that. Okay,
it's different than a quarter dollar oh.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
God, yeah right, which is twenty which is five cents.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
No, a quarter quarter dollar is twenty five cents, andrew,
So that's why they're called quarters quarter dollar? Are you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Half dollar fifty cents? Please tell me you're kidding me
fifty cents? Yes, half dollar is fifty cents, and there
is no three quarter dollar. Is there anything above fifty cents?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah? A dollar yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Outside of that, there's no like weird currency like a
two dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
A two dollars bill is less than a dollar.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
What I'm saying is there's no like weird piece of
change that's like, oh hey, here's a we're also talking
about change again. We did this in the last Bowl chat.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like this time, I brought a two dollar bill, see.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Which you're gonna go tip someone with and they're gonna
be like this stupid idiot.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I will, I will. No, there's no weird anything. I mean,
there's a dollar there. Used to be like a giant
dollar coin. I think Eisenhower was on it. I forget
who was on I have one. Yeah, they're they're big. Yeah,
I have one in my room. You're that homelest, Yeah,
thank you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
The worst is whenever you think you got like a
collector's item and it turns out not to be one.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Well, no, most money is not collectible unless it's really
old and in a really good condition.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Exactly, it's got to be super rare, which then it
wouldn't be in circulation for the most part.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Right, Like, if you have a bill that has a
red seal, or it's a silver certificate with a blue
seal or anything like that, that's good, hang on to that.
But anything with just your regular run of the mill,
like anything after nineteen sixty something, Who cares.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I went to a banquets and I got a five
hundred dollar bill, and I wish I kept it because
they don't make those anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
How, they should not have given you that.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
This was probably this was when I was caddying.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So it doesn't matter. They still should not have given
you that. They've not been in circulation since you know
when when nineteen thirty four.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I should have kept that bill. I'm telling you, I
still think of it to this day. I remember getting
it and being like, whoa, this is so cool.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Did you know they had five hundred dollar bills, one
thousand dollar bills, ten thousand dollar bills, and one hundred
thousand dollar bills.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
They should go back to that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well, they were just for bank exchange. It was before electronic. Yeah,
bank exchange.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
So imagine going and paying for a house, like a
five hundred thousand dollars house with five.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Bills five bills.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, go go buy something nice with this.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Exactly. I'm gonna you say something. I'm gonna step over here.
Clear my throat.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Okay, oh do you have a frog in your throat?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I wish they could see you on the camera. Why
I just went over there, just rolled away. I don't
want to be rude.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, well you're not. I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I'm gonna collect all my money here. I think I
have eleven dollars total.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I still have to go to the bank and exchange
those two dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Why do you want to exchange them?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Because there's no like I just want.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Do you know that if you go to a self
checkout machine you can use them?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I know, but like I'm not. I want to carry
a wad of two dollars bills.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And a lot of vending machines take them as well.
People don't know. It says takes one in five, but
it will also take it too.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
They don't advertise it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, anything else do you want to talk about? Or
can we go?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Why do we need to go? What else could we
talk about?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I got seen any good movies lately. No, I don't
really see movies any television shows.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, we've been watching Cruel Summer. We just finished that,
so we're waiting for the next season to come and
Generation we loved as well.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I don't know what either of those.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Are you should check them out?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I think I might.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, they're very like come of age type shows.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I need to get my couch first, because right.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Now, so do we. We haven't had a couch since January.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh my god, I haven't had one since I moved
in on June first. And let me tell you something.
I it's it's the most awkward thing in the world.
I sit on my floor and I watch television.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Try having a family there.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, that wouldn't be great.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So now it's back ordered until I think another three
weeks from now, so we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I get mine on Friday. Good for you Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Is it new?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Are you definitely sure?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
One hundred percent. I've contacted them, I have a date
on the calendar. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I wish you well, thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I also wish myself well because I have people coming
the next day to stay with me for over a week.
So if I don't have a place for them to sleep,
that's gonna be real bad.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Have any one of them been on Survivor Yes, Okay,
of course, just checking.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
So I guess they're used to sleeping on things.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, floors. Andrew likes to hang out with famous people. Yeah, okay,
what's up? Pal?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You are a famous person. That's why I hang out
with you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I'm Scott from Extreme Couponing. You should do an ama
hell what no? And ask me anything on Reddit?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, and you should just be like I was.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
On Extreme Couponing, ask me anything.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Do you get paid for that?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
No? Why would you get paid?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I'm giving up my time.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's right, all right, we were getting let's do the
cameo thing. I decided that we should do it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I think Patreon before cameo.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
It sounds that doesn't sound good. I don't like that one.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
If we have people subscribe for two to three dollars,
we will do one or two live episodes where we'll
sit here with a camera, live, eating cereal, taking people's questions,
talking to them, having fun.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Remember the time when you said you were going to
put up a poll and see if people would actually
want to do that.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I got to figure out what episode I said that in.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Okay, well you should do that because I'm curious to
see if anybody would pay a penny for this crap.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I think people would for like again, two to three dollars. Honestly,
you should see what some of these YouTubers charge. Who
charges three hundred dollars to be an executive producer? Who
charges like fifty dollars just so you could get a
house tour.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But here's the thing, why is it any different to
a listener that is listening to this right now that
we recorded a couple of weeks ago, or one that's live.
Who cares they're getting the same content?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Different? Because if you're a subscription based meaning that we
add just say, oh, if we do bi weekly Friday
episodes too, so you get three times of the serial.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I feel like you need to write this down and
have a plan because you don't know what you're saying
I do.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
So it's just you're like a going full Gen X
boomer being like this sounds a little too new fangled?
Can we do anything on my camcorder to cut the costs?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I fell down a hill the other day and my
arm and legs still hurt very badly.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I can't, I can't. You fell down it? How did
you fall down a hill? So?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I was wearing flip flops and I should not have
been wearing flip flops, and I was walking down a grassy,
steep hill and I slipped and I fell right on
my ass and my leg went backwards and I hit
my elbow on the ground. But I did not spill
a drop of my coffee.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I would have paid to watch you fall. I'm I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I really would have. We kind of did a little
questionnaire as I approached the soccer game, because we were
going to Coopers soccer game, and everybody said they didn't see,
but I don't believe it. Like if you're look, if
you're watching a game and off of the distance, this
dope comes rolling down a hill, somebody saw it. Somebody
caught it in the peripheral and they saw it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I crack up anytime anybody falls.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Thankfully there were no cameras there.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Without fail, That's always going to be the one thing.
Like you show me a video of somebody tripping on something,
oh god, and I'll laugh.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Okay, buddy, But well you should follow kids getting hurt?
Is that what it is? Kids getting hurt on Instagram? Well? God,
it's my favorite. I know it's not funny to see
kids get hurt, but they apparently they assure everybody that
nobody actually really got hurt. They just look like they
got hurt.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
But hold on, kids hurting themselves.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It's getting hurt. I think it's kids getting hurt is
the handle. It's freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Kids getting hurt.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, you see, it's like a yellow logo.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, three point six million.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah you'll love it. Oh you'll love it. You'll just
laugh hysterically. Oh god, it all right.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Even though I have kids, I would never post them.
There said you just post your kid throwing up from
whipped cream.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Well, you know, I cep in the closet. I kind
of regret that. At this point, I feel bad. It
was nice to make, you know, two three grand on that.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I can't believe you made two three grand.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
But was it really worth it? I don't know anyway,
because the problem is is they're now old enough where
they're going to get me back. You know. Like I
was singing in the car the other day and I
see my daughter doing this, and I'm like, I caught it,
and I stopped and she started giggling. I'm like, I'm like,
(23:12):
it's fine, I deserve it. Do what you want with it,
you know. So I look and.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I've heard you sing too, So that must have been
really good. I got a text figure out.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Where let's get that. Not that I want to go,
but it's just where. We're just running. We're out of steam.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
We're out of steam. Yeah, okay, well it's been real.
It's been nice. It's been real nice.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You said that last time.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, that's gonna be my new sign of Oh no,
it's not a newscaster.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
No no, no no, So follow us on for some
reason at Serial Killer's PC, here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Is Scott the pooh poo or no, Scott poopoop bodin.
Oh sorry, we can't say your last name, even though
it's on your profile and also searchable.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Okay, fine, whatever you want. And it's a sausage and
it's a festival, and it's a bakery. Whatever, They're gonna
find me a last.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
My full name is in my profile, Andrew PIGLICI could
go look it up.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
What's your middle name? John?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Vincent Vincent?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, like the clam bar? What Vincent's clam bar?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I've never been to Vincent's clambar. Okay, what is a
clam bar?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's a bar with clams.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Wow, sounds exact and precise. Okay, we should do that.
Next time, we'll.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Talk about weird foods like clam strips.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Or clam pizzas or crab pizzas people who eat crab
on pizza and shrimp parm.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I love shrimp parm and we'll get to that on
the next bowl chat.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
We need to tease. On the next bul check.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'll bring some in. You know what. I'm gonna bring
in some diner shrimp parm. The next time we have
bul chain.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I will vomit in your face.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, whatever it takes, all right, we gotta go until
we see you next. We'll see you on Monday actually
with the brand new Serial Killers. Yeah, and then perhaps
next Wednesday with a ball chat. I don't know. Yay,
until then, Andrew say, clink clean, stupid
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