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July 14, 2021 26 mins
Real talk, Scotty B and Andrew are trying to figure out what their "archetype" is. Are Andrew and Scotty B really that sarcastic? We break it down. Additionally, Scotty breaks down why he can't throw out old jackets in his attic.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you recording? That's my friend Scott. Oh hi, Hi,
hold on, let's make it official. Jam. You don't even

(00:24):
realize that it was different. It's Andrew, they're not it's
Andrew Scotti. Like you're first, and it says Andrew, Hello,
God bless we've made folks.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Moving on up, moving on up to the east side.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
To the what side? East side? Okay? Do a d
looks up in the sky. You're very like you're Florence
of the show, Like you're you're like the sassy maid.
That's you.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, Can I bring this up because I feel like
it needs to be said. What I just had a
whole week in a house with a bunch of Okay,
everybody was like, you're so sarcastic and like snappy, Like
you come off nice, but then you like will bust
out like a little saspot one liner.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That's how you're gonna win on Survivor. What that's how
you're gonna win on Survivor.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I'm just saying, is that really what I'm like?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, I think you and I are both like that,
and I think some people take it the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
So apparently what they said to lean into if you're
going to go and try out for Survivor again, is
you need to figure out what your quote unquote archetype is?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And apparently mine is being sarcastic?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Is that really a thing? Am I that sarcastic? You
Keven asking the question of my sarcastic? Does that mean
I'm sarcastic? No?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
But sarcasm. You know, if people understand sarcasm, then it's
it's good, it's funny, it's cool, whatever, you know. It's
just I don't know. Some people just don't get sarcasm.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah. I don't think I'm friends with anybody who doesn't
get my sarcasm.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
You'd have to you would have to associate your people
with You would have to associate yourself with people that
get your sarcasm. Do you think although they wouldn't want
to be around you? Do you think I'm a little sassy?
You were definitely sassy. I would say, I would say
you're more sassy than you are. What a sassy mean? Hello,
that's sassy? So I just yell at people you're sassy. Okay,

(02:10):
we're sassy pants. I'm sassy pants. Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Thanks? Yeah, thanks so Scott.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Welcome to Bull chat here. We are great. This is
another really fast turnaround one like we recorded this yesterday. Yeah.
I actually love.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It because we can bring up topics that are like
happening now.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's almost live.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I wish we had the CNN breaking news things Dune
no happening now, but there is.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
No breaking news. Nothing's going on right now.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, there are things going on.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh new serial alert? What is it? I don't know.
It's right there if you're watching. Oh, I don't know.
That's what the box says. Oh, and there's my team
Cheerios behind us. Learn all about that on Monday, Serial Killers.
That's a quick turnaround too, it sure is. That's really fast.
So what'd you bring to the table today, buddy?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, I was just gonna ask, you know, if you
actually think I'm snappy or not sassy. There's another word too,
not sarcastic. It starts with anss I'm sadistic. No what
whatever you are, I enjoy it. Thank you, because you
and I would not be compatible if we did not
enjoy each other. Thank you?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
What huh?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Anyway, I think you're sarcastic.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm very sarcastic. I think you're sarcastic. I think, go
ahead and say it. I'm a dick.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, not at all. I don't think so. I don't
think dick is the right word. I think you you
will say what's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, but what's wrong with that? Nothing? We made a
podcast out of it.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yes, that's true. I guess I'm the one who sugarcoats
things and you're the ones who just says.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's crash sugarcoat. I love sugarcoat.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Wow, it's like we host a serial podcast or something.
Oh did we ever talk about how we are in
the top fifty of Apple podcast?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
We didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Uh, it's amazing. We are consistently in the top Why
don't cereal or food podcasts on Apple?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
What's the problem, Scott, I'm just happened what happened to? No?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, you're relief? No. Well, first of all, no one
knows about the new leaf until Monday because this airs first.
But the only problem is, and it's totally cool, But
I'm just saying, if we're in the top one hundred
food podcast, this is not about food. So do you
have any hot dogs over the weekend? I did, Actually,
I had grilled food. It was delicious, perfect, now it's
about food and we can be in the top one hundred. Amazing.

(04:28):
What's up now?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, we're also starting to rank in personal journals too,
because that's our side category as well.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
So when you make a podcast, you're in different categories. Course,
so our main categories arts and culture. We're both a
personal journal meaning we can talk and you know, do
this right, and we're also like a food podcast first
and foremost. So our main category is food. Are secondary
categories personal journals. But we just started getting in back

(04:55):
into personal journals. Back when we used to do two
episodes every week, we were pretty high up and we
went back to one lossome people, and now we're going
to build it back up.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
My good. That makes me happy me too. Yes. And
speaking of kind of food, do you remember maybe last
bowl chat or one before, we talked about snoop slimes. Remember, so,
my daughter Cooper was so excited because they're very hard
to get. I told you you have to go online
Friday nights nine o'clock and it's like trying to buy
hot concert tickets. Yeah, you know, they sell out in seconds.

(05:27):
So she was able to get the crunch Berry ones.
So basically it looks like a bowl of cap'n crunch
crunch berry. Yeah, and it came. But somehow she wants
to be a part of it because she wants she
wants to unpackage it done and show it and show
how it works. I love that. Yeah, all right, so
we'll have to figure that. I will have to get
Cooper on on maybe the next bowl chat we can record.

(05:47):
Yeah right, cool.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Maybe you could do it from your house. Maybe I
can remember when I told you could do that too.
You know what, I'm all for it. Let's see how
it works.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's like all my past text conversations with you mean
nothing now and I love that.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, new page.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You'll find more about Scott's new leaf on Monday.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So what else is going on? Buddy boy?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Did you see they're remaking The Wonder Years.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I did see that, and I'm excited for it. I mean,
you know what, all these shows are being remade, like, yeah,
they could just call it something else. I mean they're
only calling it Wonder Years because they want to grab
people's attention. That says, oh, I remember that show. Yeah,
it was another one that I just saw too, that
Oh Turner and Hooch like on Disney It's on Disney
Plus or something like that. I saw that Turner Hooch
was a movie that, by the way, let me tell

(06:30):
you about Turner and Hooch. So it was probably in
ninety maybe you could look it up. I don't know,
but it was in the nineties Turner and Hooch. And
I went to the movie theater by myself. That movie
theater no longer exists, which sucks, and you'll see why
in the story. So I went to see Turner and
Hooch and I had to be by myself. I don't
remember being with anybody, and I was watching it. It was
probably about ninety five percent done, like whatever was gonna

(06:53):
I don't even know what happened at the end because
back then it was a movie projector and the film
melted against the glass. Oh wow. So it was like,
go get him Turner, all right, you know, bark bark,
because Hooch was a dog, right, and then all of
a sudden it was just like bro whoa, and it
melted on this I was I got scared. I don't know,

(07:14):
like I wasn't a kid because it was the nineties,
you know, And I got scared, and I was like,
oh my god, what happened, you know, and then everyone's
like what the hell? And maybe thirty seconds later, the
lights go on and they make an announced for this thing.
We're so sorry the film melted and the projector, and
here's a ticket to come back and see another movie
for free. And first off, I never saw the end

(07:35):
of Turner and hoochs to this day. And then the
movie theater went out of business. I couldn't even use
my free ticket. That's so sad. Yeah, so, and so
it just made me think of that because I saw
a promo for Turner and Hooch. It's actually a series
on Disney Plus that's coming out soon. I don't know
how they're going to make that into a series, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I feel like we need to if we wind up
doing the Patreon thing, like I was thinking, uh huh,
we should definitely revisit that.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Like Scotty watches the end of Turner and who Okay,
But the thing is, though I don't really remember what
happened up until that part, so I would have to
watch the whole movie. Yeah, maybe scott rewatches Turner and Hooch,
but I don't think it was really that good of
a movie. So people are not going to want to
hear that.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well, maybe it'll just be your side commentary. Okay, edited down?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I wish we had like a full time editor for
these things.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Wouldn't that be nice? It would be nice, Andrew, because
I know you just put them up as it is,
which is fine.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, I'm just saying for video this week, people could
include fun things.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It would be cool if it was like woo and
like some like some graphic on the screen. I'm sorry,
can you make that noise again? Nope, that's one time
something like that. But I mean if you could do
that on you know, TikTok and Instagram. Why can't you
just add stuff like graphics to the video. It doesn't
work like that.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, because you have to like import things and then
make it look nice.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
That would be so much work. Yeah, it would be yeah. Wow.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Do you know what like the emotion graphic like what
you're talking about, like graphic? Do you know you have
to do that in a separate program called after effects
ninety nine percent of the time. Do you know that
you like need to figure out how to work animation
to do that?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Perhaps one of our great listeners out there wants just
prooce up the video.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm ninety nine percent sure Scott can other Scott.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Other Scott has too much on his hands with all
the serial work we give him. It's so true, I
tell you, maybe there's some sort of a graphic designer
computer person that wants to make our videos look awesome.
That was such a grandpa thing to say. Get a
graphic design or computer person the same. Do you know
how to work with graphics?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Of course you do, because you're a computer person.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Now get one of those young whipper snappers. So if
you're listening, I was holding up a picture of Wilford Brimley.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Do they have one of those new fangles desktops or
are they working from a portable computing device?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I remember I won one of those Apple I don't
remember what they were called. Do you remember the Apple
computers and probably the mid to late nineties.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
You won the clamshell. No, it was really cool Neon ones.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, it was a it was a desktop, it was big,
and they came in different colors.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. The one I won, I won it from a
radio station, was purple and I sold it.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I okay, So that's like for me when of the
highlights of the late nineties early auties, as they say, huh,
I they had the laptop version where it even had
a handle, like this is what Apple used to be, like, hey,
guess what, We're weird And it had a handle and
it came a ton of different colors and all of

(10:19):
them were see through and.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
If you had one of them brand new in the
box now, you'd probably get a lot of money for it.
Have you been on eBay? Hello? Did you see the
Mario Mario whatever sixty four game that sold for one
point five million dollars last week? That is insane? I know, right,
because you know who thinks to just buy one and
keep it sealed?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I know, well you did with your NYS console, that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I don't remember which it was one of the sagas.
I don't remember which one it was, but yeah, I well,
because I just buried in my parents' closet because I
wasn't really a gamer, so I just put it in there,
and he's like, clean out my closet, so I did,
and there it was.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I wonder what's going to be like the next thing
that I could buy a copy of and just.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Leave it nothing anymore because people think that way now.
We didn't back then, you know. I mean back in
the day, you should have bought two of them and
saved one, put it away somewhere.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I also couldn't afford anything. Well, that's true too. Came
out when you're a kid, you're just buying seven Yeah. Well, Zelda,
the same thing, the gold one, the Zelda Yeah that game.
That one went for eight hundred thousand or seven hundred
thousand or something like that. That's insane. Yeah, I feel
like I still have that gem somewhere in my basement,
a sealed or wrapped something like I found I found

(11:29):
the very first edition Beavis and Butthead comic book. Huh.
I mean I have it in my basement, but I don't.
I went online and nobody cares about It's not like
it's Spider Man or something or Superman. It's Beavis and
butt Head.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
See, this is the thing. You need to go to
someone who can appraise it, because that's the thing. Like
eBay could be a crapshoot, right, Like I went on
looking at my Pokemon cards and some of them like
you look and they're like, oh, does it have this
mark in the corner. If so, the appraiser says it's
five hundred and they'll sell it for you, whereas eBay
it's like, yeah, f you six bucks.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Apparently it's very hard to get things appraised right now,
Like they're backed up by months and months and months.
A friend, we were a friend of mine's house and
he sent a guitar away to be appraised or authenticated
or whatever it was, and he's like eight months. I mean,
because people are just have been sitting around their house
for a year and a half and going through all
their crap, and I just trying to sell stuff, and
so these appraisers have tons of work to do.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Maybe we should be appraisers, but we have to send
us your junk.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
No, don't send me anywhere junk. I have enough of
my own junk.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Then I need to get rid of I will say
you have done a little bit better of it.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I did a clean up today, but I knew you
were coming in, so this morning I moved a lot
of stuff out of here. I threw out a lot
of boxes, I consolidated a lot. A lot of this
stuff is just prizing though. See that's the thing for
the radio show. There's contests constantly, and they dump all
the prizing in here because I'm the shipper, you know,
I'm Scott Ships, that's what they call me, and so
all the stuff is in here for me to ship.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I'm not allowed to work at Scott Ships anymore. I
got fired several times from Scott Ships.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well because you pop bubble wrap and that's inventory. You
can't pop that stuff. Can't do it. I need to
get one of those. I really want to fidget toy
that popsy do you want? Because I just go open
my attic and take one of Cooper's one hundred and
seventy two that we have.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
How big is this attic? Because I feel like you
mentioned your attic quite frequently. I've been to your house.
I just the attic go is the whole length of
the of the house, and.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's just filled. It's not filled. There's stuff in box.
It's a lot of the kids clothing in tots, you know,
and Amy has them very nicely, neatly labeled, you know,
summer ten to twelve size whatever, And so we know
for the next season where everything is now my stuff
that's up there is just a mishmash of stuff in boxes.
Some things are labeled, but most aren't. And at some point,

(13:33):
when it's not seven thousand degrees up there, I have
to go up there and kind of consolidate and get
rid of some stuff. Because, yes, it's true, I don't
need every radio station jacket that I've ever been issued
since nineteen ninety five. I don't need them. I have
them because I feel like they're a part of my
life and their memories for me. But the only thing
is with that. And way back when I started working here,

(13:53):
and we were getting rid of one of the trucks,
and they said, make sure you strip off the logo
completely because you don't want it used in a bankrop,
you know, And then it's got the big radio station
logo on the side. So I'm just saying, is what
if I donate these jackets to some clothing place and
then someone robs a bank and it's a big Z
one hundred or Elvis logo on the back, you know,
and their faces covered, and it's an Elvis duran robbed
a bank, you know what I mean? Like every time

(14:15):
that you some guy like shoot somebody in New York,
they're always wearing a Yankee hat that doesn't look good
for the Yankees. It doesn't, you know. So I don't
want people robbing stores and killing people in Z one
hundred jackets. I mean, I feel bad. I want like
a homeless guy to be warm. I'll give him one,
but you know, maybe I'll just cut the logo off
or just cover over the patch. Yeah. I think about

(14:36):
things too much.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Okay, Yeah, a lot of to unpack here, I think. Hmm, okay,
let's start from the beginning. Okay, who after there's a
bank robbery, says a Yankee player just robbed a bank.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, no, not a Yankee player, but we actually talk
about it on the show a lot. Anytime that something
bad happened and there's a mug shot or they're looking
for this guy, he's always wearing a Yankee hat. Yeah,
you know, so that it doesn't look bowed so well
for the Yankees. Yeah, it's really hurting a lot of
criminal most expensive team in the league. But yeah, I
get it, but I get it. But it's just kind
of a thing. Like I remember there was some dude
doing something bad in a magazine one time, and he

(15:12):
was wearing a Z one hundred shirt. So we're like,
ah ha, ha ha, you know, but you know, look,
look what I was saying that in that last episode
with with Randy Savage, he was wearing a Z one
hundred shirt on the documentary on A and E. What
if he just like strangled someone and he was wearing
that shirt. You know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
This seems like the most irrational fear I've ever heard
in my life. Okay, like probably one of the most irrational.
I mean, it's not really a fear. You just explained
that if there's a bank robbery and you gave them
a jacket, I don't want to get in trouble. How
are you getting in trouble. You didn't do it. I
outfit it. They come to your house and they see, oh,

(15:52):
here's your ring camera, because you have ring cameras all
over your house that you were sitting inside during a
bank robbery.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I don't have ring cameras all over my house. Well
they have.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
They're outside, Okay, yeah, well they have you sitting inside
or doing whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'm not saying that I robbed the bank, dude, I'm
just saying that it doesn't look good for the radio station.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's so you think, realistically, let's really break this down.
You think if there was a bank robbery and they
were wearing your Scotty b shirt from well.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I wouldn't get I wouldn't. I wouldn't give one with
mind they don't have names on them.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Okay, So if they were wearing a Z one hundred
jacket from the sixth from the nineties, somebody would then say,
where did they get that, Scotty?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Why did you give this away? Now?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh, our whole station looks terrible.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, I actually it would probably be funny on the news,
you know, But I don't know, depending on the crime. Yeah,
I don't know. At some point, I'm going to go
up and I'm going to go through my things, and
what I'm going to do first is things that I
have multiple of I will get rid of and just
save one of those things. Okay, you know that that's
the that's a start. You know. It's like my wife says,

(16:56):
and I understand, I don't need one hundred Scotty Bee
picture cards from nineteen ninety whatever. Save two, put them
away in a book or something. Yeah, throw the rest out.
You know. I'm not going, you know, doing appearances with
my card from nineteen ninety six where I have stupid
hair and dumb gold chain and whatever. My beeper so well,

(17:20):
I do still have my beeper. By the way, I
would actually like if you bring that in. It was
a two way pager. Can you bring it in? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Bebe beebe. I would bring my first cell phone in,
but I ran it over with my car.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's so funny. I ran over my second cell phone. Well,
that was a bit for the radio station. We were
in a parking lot running stuff over with a steamroller,
and so we put it live on the air and
you have and that's it.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, mine was not a steamroller. I was just so
dumb with my phone. I like tried to put it
under a cart just so I could get a new one.
It didn't work out at all, and then I wound
up with a really old school This is when they
used to give out loaner phones. Yeah, think about that.
Remember when verisam would give you a loaner phone, like, oh,
you broke it, here take this one. In the meantime,
now Verizon's like, f you, it's six hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Try. There's no such thing as erat warranty through Apple.
You don't guess what that's another two thousand dollars. Yeah. Please.
I found an old bill from Cellular one in a
pile of crap. I mean, that's old. That's nineties. And
I thought I had my same phone number for a
long time, but apparently I didn't. It was a different
phone number. But that those were the days of like

(18:24):
fifty five cents a minute off peak eighty five cents peak.
You how to kind of be careful when you called.
And yeah, thankfully those days are done.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I mean, I really like they sell these devices now.
They're supposed to like get you to separate from your phone,
and it's just bluetooth, so like you can keep it
next to your phone and it's just for calling and
I think texting. There's nothing else on it, so like
if you wanted to, you could like walk out your
house with just a phone.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
See, that's what's gonna happen in the future, Andrew, I
told you, you're just gonna like close your eyes and
you're gonna see your phone and you just to go
call home, and it's just gonna do it, and you're
going to hear it in your ears with no device.
You're gonna have a chip in your head. I'm telling
you you watch, listen to this podcast fifty years from now,
and that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm a little afraid of you. First it was the
whole crime thing, and now you got a party popper
thing on your finger.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh, this is one of those COVID candleblowers.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, another thing, But that's way you should have kept saved.
And then that could have gone to like a museum
in fifty years. Well I broke it because in fifty
years people will be like they needed COVID party things.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I pushed the filter in.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
That's actually really interesting to think about, Like because when
I went to a museum only recently, they had like
a PSP, like a PlayStation portable, which I got in
two thousand and five, two thousand and six. Yeah, for
my birthday. I remember finding it in my basement. I
couldn't tell my parents I found it, but I never
brought it. No, it was for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh oh, you know'll get stuff from Santa on your birthday.
H No, okay, yeah that would be.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Weird unless there is a secret birthday birthday saying night
don't know about it. I got it, but yeah, it
was in a museum and they were like technology from
the two thousands, Like, why is this in a museum now?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, because it was like the history of video games,
I know.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
But that's gonna be weird that in fifty years you're
going to go in and there's gonna be a whole
COVID exhibit.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah. Look, man, I'm still fascinated by a fax machine.
I don't care what anybody says. But you put a
piece of paper in a thing and you dial a
number and it comes out of the other thing.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
How does it read it?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
How?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
How?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't know how. I mean, look, I mean computers
are way more advanced than that, but I just it's
still fascinating to me.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, I'm always do you know Jet Japan actually still
uses fax machines like frequently.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I mean some people here do too. There are some
doctors that.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Are like, no, this has to be facts, which annoys
me because I've had to like fact certain forms.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
But you can just do that for most printers and
copy machines.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
It's been nice because the you know, it's it's been
nice and not nice.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
We always had interns up until COVID, and every every
semester it would always be like they're asking us that's
a fact something. That's when I'd have to be like,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
What don't you understand when are interns coming back? By
the way, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
You know, a lot of other places have interns, but I.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Mean I love slash hate them, you know, like they
do stuff. But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Is that your curmudgeony grandpa? No, you know, I take
it back, that's your survivor archetype. I feel it's the
I think there's one just called the curmudgeon. Oh okay,
I could see that being you sure. Yeah, the guy,
the guy from.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Up but he was nice. Oh yeah, he was really nice, Carl.
But I actually started as an intern. We all did.
I did too, Yeah, way back in the day. Yeah yeah,
I hope you're not saying way back in the day
from really No, No, I mean I started interning when
I was fifteen, which is crazy. Yeah, you can't do
that anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's legit just child laboring.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Pretty much, I mean looking for free. Yeah. I couldn't
even get college credit for it.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
No, you know, you nothing. The whole intern thing too.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I mean, they definitely changed it from when I was
even an intern ten years ago. And it used to
be you had to do it for college credit, right,
and that was it that you were almost getting experience
and you had to pay for a college class.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Now you get paid. Well, yeah, because somebody suits somebody
and that Now, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Did not get paid for any of my time interning.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
And now we can't make interns do things that we
wouldn't do and stuff like that. You know, not that
I ever would anyway, because you know what that's I
think that's the one commendable aspect about me is that
I feel I'm never too big, too cool, too good
to do anything. No. It's like one guy that I
used to work for here back in the day used

(22:33):
to always say, check your ego at the door. Yeah,
And I believe that because I'm not above taking out
garbage or hanging up a banner or or cleaning any
of that.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
So, you kiddy, I still whenever we get like food
deliveries or anything, I'm the person who's standing out in
the hallway. I'mdoing a table, putting the tablecloths on.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah why not?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Like, yeah, nobody is too big for any position.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Know that I still get the truck's oil changes here
because whatever, I just have always done it. I'm not
gonna say I'm not doing that anymore. Why not? Yeah? Cares?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, I mean obviously, and certain things even like getting coffee,
I feel like, yes, there can be times when it
is how could you say, where does this fit into
an internship type deal? But for the most part, it's
it's not really like that. And if you're really going
to say to somebody like no, or like why they've

(23:22):
done that?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah? Right? And in turn, I remember, I forget what
you hear it was.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I said, I was like literally like working producing something.
The person wanted a coffee and I could not leave,
So I said, would you be able to just run
out and get this, like I really this person needs it?
Would you mind doing it? And they're like no, like why?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I was like, what do you?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I have no time for this right now. I could
just do this myself and I'll be mad at you later.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well, I'll see. The thing is like Nate and Scary
and I have been here since March of twenty nineteen,
twenty twenty, but I don't even know what the hell
year it started. COVID was twenty twenty, okay, so I
can't tell you how many times that we've all got
out and got coffee. So now that's part of the job.
So when intern can't say I don't have to do that, well, yeah,
you do because we have to. So it's part of it.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well I was the person who did that. Well yeah,
but so COVID And sure I would come in with
coffees all the time, right, but you.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Know what I would have. But I'm sitting here, like
the longest time I ever have is twelve minutes, so
you know, sometimes I have to go to the bathroom.
I don't know if I could run two blocks three
blocks to Duncan in twelve minutes and if it's not
ready to make it back in time. Yeah, that's my
only issue. I would go every day. I don't care exactly.
It's not a big issue. And again I need the
exercise too.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
There are certain things that you know, like working five
days a week for free is not great. I get that,
and like that should change. I get why they're getting paid,
and I'm it's amazing. It's sure it's going to be
better for your daughters in the future. Like it sets
a good president. However, a good president president, okay, president president.
They sound the same. Okay, However, I think when you're interning,

(24:59):
if you are ever asked to go get a cup
of coffee, just go and get the compa coffee.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, you know what, It's gonna work out well for
you in the long run.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
The only reason why I was hired was because I
showed up legit five days a week for an unpaid internship. See,
and I went out of my way to work every day.
And look where you are now, Andrew, just killing it.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Boy. You know what, we really didn't talk about anything
in this episode, but we're twenty five minutes in. Wow,
isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Such easy convo I guess, easy, breezy, you're a pal Andrew.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh sure, you're so easy to talk to. Oh my gosh,
well thanks, Yeah, you should be married already. Oh wow,
I'm thirty. So okay, all right, so shall we wrap
it up?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I mean, unless you want to just keep going. But
I you know, it's getting late.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Can we go get lunch again? If I come back
in on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I have to see if I have any plans on Thursday, Andrew.
You know, I may or may not have to be home. Fine,
I could get lunch with you, right, now okay, let's go.
Let's go to Odion and get some corn ravioli while
they still have them, and a yah, yeah, yeah, yeah done.
We're ending it now. I'm having lunch with Andy.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
We could talk about our corn ravioli next week, all right,
hopefully out nevermind, I don't want to talk about corn
that way because it's gross. So it's all mashed up anyway,
don't worry, there's no full kernels.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Okay, people don't need to hear this, all right, ready
wine two three say clink Andrew, clink clink.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh sorry I didn't have it ready, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Alright? Not right?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Who hot mess corn? When did I eat corn? Andrew?
Oh god, I don't need to hear that
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