Bowl Chat - Scotty Took a Vacay

Scotty got to go on a vacation last week and gives Andrew the details.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I never used the word scratchy. Yes you did.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I didn't said starting to hurt a little bit. Bull
Chat dude, screen broken, Yeah, no, just you're broken. Welcome
to bull Chat. Welcome back everybody. Sorry we missed load.

(00:22):
You know, people were very upset that we missed a week.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, you know what, sometimes you need it for yourself.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I know.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
But we could have.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
We could have made time and recorded it, but we
just needed to get away.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, and it was very nice for us to take
one show off after three consecutive years.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
But we didn't really but we didn't have to take
it off. We could have just recorded it way ahead
of time.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
But remember how difficult it was because you had so
much going on.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well, the thing is, I was going to come to
your house in Jersey City. I was going to venture
to the Jungle and the Jungle, but at the last
minute I wound up booking a flight and going to
hang out with Froggy and Lisa down in Jacksonville.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
So that was that was an impromptu trip and I
just needed to get away for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And it was nice. Nice here.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Did a lot of fun things there. Nice, like what Well,
first of all, I landed and their son Kayden, picked
me up. Oh that's weird cold because he was like,
I know when we first met him. You know, so
now he's he's he's an adult.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
He's an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
He's nineteen. Is what I make Now? Is it adult
or is it adult? You say adult? But then you
could be at what are you doing? What do you
it's right here? You left it over here, you're so yeah,
just to get oh yeah, yeah, I gotta get the
important phone calls. Anyway, to get the important phone calls.

(01:44):
I mean I could run you through the week real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It was a good time. No, you know, Okay, So
I got off the plane, I went back to the house.
What do you want to do, Let's go to waffle house.
So we went to waffle house. Do you get it
the cheesy eggs? No, I don't do that. No, I
don't get eggs there. It's a waffle house. Didn't go
to the egg house. I went to the waffle house.
You get waffles. But I see the thing is every

(02:10):
every location makes it slightly different. I love the chocolate
chip waffles. It's my favorite. It's like dessert. I have
not had a waffle house waffle in a long time
because I've been trying to you know, watch watch what
I you know, from listening to this podcast and my
cholesterol and all this, that and the other. So I
did have a chocolate chip waffle, but this is one
of the locations that just makes the waffle and then
they they throw them on top. Some of them put

(02:34):
it in the batter. Oh, some of them put it
on top. Most of them now just put it on top.
But so it was too many and they melted and
it was just like it was just like a mush
of chalk. It was just too much. I loved it,
but I had to scrape some of it off. And
then I also got an order of hash browns well capped, scattered.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You know what that means? Well done? Yes, Captain crunch
what scattered? No?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
So basically it was hash browns scattered on the grill,
not otherwise they just do it in a round thing.
That so it's scattered, well done and capped is mushrooms, eh,
not on them, not on the menu anymore. I had
to say, hey, do you still do capped and he's like, yeah, yeah,
we do, but it's not on the menu anymore. And
I have to say, since I haven't been in a while,
their prices have gone up, like they're very affordable. But

(03:21):
a waffle used to be like a dollar ninety five.
Now it's like four bucks.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm just featuring this poor waffle house worker, this person
being like, do you still do capped? I'm in the know. Well,
he knew what I was talking about. I know, because
he's probably worked there for so long that he probably
waits for people like you to come in to be like.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Here we go, this capped guy. I tell you, it
was a wonderful staff there. I wish I got the
unit numbers so I could give him props. What the
you can give them the thank yous? Yeah, but they were.
They were very nice there, and I had my free
waffle coupon, so it was it was a it was
a good time. Well because I'm in the regulars club Andrew,
what what's the matter?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
So then we left there. I don't remember what we
did the rest of the day, but then we got
we went to like Tequila Flats for dinner.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, So we had some Mexican type stuff, text mex
whatever you want to call it, right, we did. I
did go shopping at Public's that day. Oh my god,
shopping is a pleasure there. You know that, isn't that
their tagline? Yeah, we're shopping is a pleasure. I don't
know if it still is anymore, but man, you know
me in supermarkets Andrew, I do what a spectacular store.
It was relatively new also, so you know, Cayden and

(04:29):
Lisa were just getting the things that they needed. But
I had to go up and down every aisle and
it was fantastic. And I did find something in the
cereal aisle that I brought back that you will hear
on next week's bul Chat, next week's Serial Killers. This
is bull chat. I'm gonna say jet lag you I.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I actually believe that you would argue to say you
have jet lag. The plane still gets you, you know,
foggy and confused.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh we'll talk about the plane in a little bit.
But so then the next day I forget. I went
on a bike rides. I went to the beach. I
saw the Jacksonville pier that just reopened. It was it's
been closed since the hurricanes years and years ago, and
they just reopened it nice.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So that was cool.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
So I went on the beach I took a jog
on the beach. I went bike riding. You know that
they would No, I was, I wasn't wearing red red skidthies.
You were running on the beach, though not in slow motion,
but you were running on the beach. Oh yeah, I
ran right to Joe's crabshack. Oh okay, so this was
a leisurely stroll. Then, No, no, no, I ran. I
did a nice job. I went pretty far too, and

(05:29):
then I jogged back and then I almost died. No,
I swear this time I'm not kidding. I'm not being
You're not kidding. No, this time, I'm not kidding. I
usually kid, but this time I'm not kidding. So here's
what happened. It was just me on the beach. Frog
doesn't like the beach. Lisa was working and Kayden was working,
so it was just me at the beach by myself. Okay,

(05:51):
it's it's a very huge, wide, wonderful, beautiful beach. It really.
I couldn't believe how much room there was because I'm
used to the beaches on Long Island where people are
jammed like this, and someone will still put an umbrella
right next to you while you're jammed in there like sardines.
But this is why it is wide open, a lot
of nice space there. Okay, So, but this is also
a surfing beach, so there's lots of surfers. There's kids

(06:13):
learning how to surf. There's every everyone and their mother
surfing there. So there's you know, maybe seventy five percent
surfers and twenty five percent bathers.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
So I waded into the water and I was doing
you know, under the waves and over the waves, and
I was doing all right. Then all of a sudden,
I come up from going under a wave and there's
a surfboard coming at me. I swear to you it
was this close. I'm not even kidding. It was just
inches from my face. I popped up and I was like,
and I froze. I didn't know what to do. So

(06:44):
there was a girl serve on top of it, and
she goes go under, go under, because you can't jump
out of the way when you're in the water. You
can't jump, all right, it doesn't work like that. So
I went under really quick and I was like, oh
my god, I didn't get deep enough fast enough, and
that finn is going to slice my back open, and
I'll be paralyzed for life, That's all I always think.
I'm like, it's coming, it's coming, and it never came.

(07:07):
So I was like and I stayed there for like
ten seconds because I was scared. I don't know if
there was another one coming or what. Then I finally
popped up and she was frantic. She was like, are
you okay. I'm like, yeah, that was close, but I'm
all right. And then she's like, you shouldn't be here.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
He said, what do you what.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
She's like, you shouldn't be in this area. I'm like,
but there's other people just in the water, you know.
So I moved down a little bit and I was like, wow, that,
like I almost died there. My entire life flashed before
my eyes. I will never forget picturing that board coming
at my face. Like it was inchest for me. I'm
not being dramatic.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I swear to you, no tragic it was. It was very,
very frightening. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
So I had a nice, calm rest of the day
and then I think Froggy made fish or something that
nice night. It was nice. The public's fish.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I bought it.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I bought it there and we had dinner.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
It was nice.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
He's a good cook. Yeah, but that's the only night
we wait in the house. Weait out the rest of
the nights, and you know what's really interesting. I'm sorry,
I don't mean to take up all the time. It's
exciting to me because this is like, this is different
for me, It's different. Did go out of your comfort zone?
I first, can you stop saying that, Like, I'm comfortable anywhere.
It's not this no zone. It's just whatever I travel,

(08:20):
I do things. I'm not uncomfortable doing things, you idiot.
What Anyway, I thought it was interesting because this whole
area that we were in is like a golf cart area.
Everybody has a car and a golf cart and they
drive golf carts every like you go to the shopping
center mile or two away in a golf cart. There's

(08:40):
special lanes on the road for golf carts. There's special
traffic lights for golf carts. There's parking in every parking
lot for golf carts. It's the coolest thing, so cool,
and people like pimp their golf carts speakers and lights
and LEDs and all kinds of crazy stuff. Yeah, and
it's a lot of people go to the beach golf cart.

(09:01):
What I'm just saying, it's a different It's different. I've
never experienced that before. I thought it was very cool
and interesting. I'm happy to hear that. Like you have
a car and you have a golf cart. Yeah, and
not just like the one you're the little golf big ones. Yeah, electric,
that's great. A lot of places have that, like a
lot like a lot, a lot like a lot. There's
so many.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just gonna keep closing my eyes
because every time I do, I'm just thinking of who
I would be listening to if I was just not
watching this on YouTube and I'm just listening to the
biggest dick of all time. I'm just listening to a
giant asshole. Wait, I look at my shirt. Do you
know who that is? Bucky?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, because I told you that's Bucky. Cool and down south,
mostly in Texas, there were these massive, massive truck stop
type places. Yeah, and it's called BUCkies.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't know how you got to BUCkies for me
calling you an asshole. But yeah, let's keep going well,
because I'm going through I'm going through my week.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, and in between you're just saying things, these things
are exciting. They're exciting to me, I've.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Never and then in between it's idiot, and there was
something else. A lot, there's a lot. There's a lot
of go cutsh that's you. I don't think I've I
said a word in five minutes. I'm sorry, I'll be quiet. No, no, no,
please continue about BUCkies, the big truck stop that has
pork ribs in a barbecue store. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
You go on.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
No, no, no, no, you'll find you.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'll finish. Then it's all you. I have nothing to say.
Then you've got the next ten minutes. I want to
hear about your time.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I did absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, Well, anyway, so this is a relatively new BUCkies.
I saw a piece about it on CBS Sunday Morning
months and months ago. I'm like, oh, I think I've
heard of that place, but I've never never been. You know,
like you drive down ninety five or eighty or wherever
big interstate and there's always these giant truck stops, and
this is generally associated with truck stops. That's what BUCkies is.

(10:49):
It's like a hundred gas pumps and it's a massive,
massive store, like like I don't even know how to
describe it. I mean like a seven eleven times one hundred,
but really nice. And there's even like a pit where
they smoke brisket in the middle, and when they're done
with it, they yell and everything, and people come over
and get brisket. And they're known for their jerky. There's
a wall of jerky Bucky's jerky, and they have all
kinds of awesome stuff there, and enough soda fountains. I've

(11:12):
never even heard a half these sodas. They have so
many soda fountains.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Did you get a soda?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I didn't. I got a coffee, and I walked around
and I got this shirt, and I bought a bunch
of weird snacks for our friend Jason that's gonna come
in and we're gonna eat them with him. Nice some
interesting BUCkies snacks. Oh, I love to hear him. Yeah.
So anyway, it was a great time until I was
supposed to come home Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
You almost died again.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
No, I was supposed to come home Sunday morning. My
flight was six o'clock out of Jacksonville on Jet Blue.
Saturday afternoons four o'clock, sitting on Froggy's couch. I get
an alert on my phone, your flight's canceled. Have a
nice day. And I was like, wait what And you
can't just go and rebook it, you have to call.
So I looked online and there were like four flights

(11:55):
on Sunday, nonstops, JFK, Laguardio whatever. I didn't care. By
the time I finally got through to someone on the phone, gone,
all those flights were gone because people were rescheduling. So
they rescheduled me to fly from Jacksonville to Fort Lauderdale
to LaGuardia. Like no, I no, that's all day. And
I had something to do on Sunday, you know, So
I said, you know what, any other flights and he's like, yeah,

(12:16):
there's one tonight. So at four forty five or whatever
it was, he's like, I got you on the seven
o'clock flight tonight.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
So I had a pack and boogie and we got
to the airport and I wound up it was delayed,
so I got out at eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, till what boogie?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
You never heard that term? Not like seventies disco boogie,
mean like get your ass in gear.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I've heard it. It's just twenty that you said it, Okay.
I had to pack and boogie my way to the airport.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I had to get out of there. I had
to scudaddle.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Hm.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
We had a quick dinner, got to the airport, and
that was it. You didn't have the chilies too in
the airport. No, their computers were broken.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I want too.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yes, yes, you know what. There were not a lot
of options in the Jacksonville airport. Plus a lot of
things were closed because it was late. But I was
looking for some frozen yogurt. Couldn't find any.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You do love youuuproio.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Well, I mean they have a Yobie's down there, and
they have that tart. I love the tart, you know,
the pink berry or the red mango tart. Love that
and they had it. So I had it almost every night.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, so you're two weeks. What was that all about.
I didn't really do much. Well, see, I worked the
first week and so it was just imprompt was like
he was like, come on down, and I did nice.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I was gonna come to you.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I really wanted to. We were gonna have lunch, we
were gonna record bull chat the whole thing. I'm sorry
it never happened because it would have been fun.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, probably would have just been in my apartment the
whole time, just saying, ugh, eh eh, I don't know
how I feel about being in this city, this urban
jungle as you would call it. No, and then we
would have gone to Houston's. What we would that's I'm
in Jersey, I'm gonna go to Houston's. I don't even

(13:50):
know what Houston's is. What what is Houston's spinach dip?
We don't have a Houston's. If you do, there's want
to paramus and there's another one somewhere. Also, what, Yes,
I have not been to a Houston's. Yes, you have, Elvis,
we used to go there when we would.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Go to Florida.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
You then maybe did I've never been to Houston's in
my life.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
All Right, I'm not gonna argue with you because you're right,
because it's your body and you know it.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
But I need to google this.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I've never been to a houston I would say you
probably have. Probably not, Okay, Okay, it's no problem, Like
haven't you been to events in Florida with the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I've just never been there?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay? Like were you were you on board when Elvis
had his boat. No, not yet.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay, that may be the last. I'm looking at the logo.
Have never been there, not a single day in my life.
No problem, ever, it's fine, it looks fine. Okay, I'm sorry.
Have you ever been to a Hillstone? Same thing now,
because there's two Hillstones in the city, and I feel
like I've been there with you. No, we've never been there.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
What was that time when you were carrying Cooper because
she fell asleep? Where'd we go?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
California Pete's Kitchen?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Okay, okay, that's right.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
My mind is I remember the dumbest things. No, I
do recall that.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
And there was something weird about that place, California, that location,
there was something weird about it. Well, we drove all
the way to Midtown to go to a California pizza
kitchen and it was right on like Park Ave and
it was very odd. Okay, Well, then my goal is
to go to a Houston's or Hillstone with you one
day for lunch.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, how about that. Whyn't you jemmy home today and
we'll go.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I can't go all the way to Paramus, there's nothing close.
The one in the city's in Midtown. I'm not going
to go there to find a place to park.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Fine, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I get it and then drive home from New Jersey
at two o'clock in the afternoon. Do you know what
that's like?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Do you know what it's like? Do you do you?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I'm asking, I'm asking, Oh, here we go, Here we go.
Remember when you called me an idiot before? No, I
saw him gotten over that trust and believe I'm sorry, Andrew.
I take it back.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Thank you. I do love you. You know that? Right?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
We fight and fight and fight and fight and fight
because people love it. Yeah, it's the Andrew and Scotty Show.
I know what that?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
The Itchy and Scratch Show. How do you know The Sipsons.
It's the longest running comedy animated sitcom of all time.
How do you know that?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Do you know what the first prime time animated sitcom
was ever?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Prime time?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Prime time? I don't know the Flintstones really, yaba daba?
Do interesting didn't know that? Yeah? I didn't really do
much during my two weeks. I stayed home, I went
to my parents.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I already were drunk a bunch.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I was drunk a bunch.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah. From hoomst you told me before you like stumbled
into something or you whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I came home one day. That's what you want it.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
You walked into a well, you can't even see it.
Hrant thingy a hydrant. It's a stand pipe, a standpipe.
Nobody knows what a stand pipe is.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
They're those things that stick out of buildings that people
sit on or walk into.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Well, you know, it was just it was jutting out
so far and I just walked into it. But it
was fine.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That's how fire departments will charge the water in a
building when they need water.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's well, that's what I said. When I was explaining it,
people are like, how'd you walk into a hydrant? And
I said, no, it's the thing that probably comes out
that the fire department hooks up to you.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Right.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Well, I mean people do walk into hydrants too. They
don't pay attention. They're on their phones and boom, hydrant.
It was right in the balls, by the way, because
that's the height.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Let me tell you something. I was walking the other
day while I was on my phone and I walked
right into a street like a post. I felt like
such an idiot, and then you have to like cover
so you're kind of like meant to do that oops.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, and then you.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Almost overcompensate, so you walk into it and then it's
kind of like, ugh, oh, how did this get here?
I Meanwhile, no one's around or cares.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Sometimes I'll do it on purpose while I'm with the
kids and like blink into a sign, but people think
I walked into it by accident, and I feel like
an idiot.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
My favorite, my dad used to do this. He used
to get like like an empty bottle of soda. Yeah,
and he'd hit the counter and then he'd hit his head.
I still crack up from that. I could see you
in my favorite laughing historically. Oh yeah, I love it. Yeah,
my dad still does.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Do it again. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Like if I called them right now, they would just
be like, yeah, you used to really take advantage of
laughing on that one.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah. Do you know some people call hydrants fire plugs?
You ever heard that?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Like a British thing?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, No, there's certain parts of the country, and I
think in Brooklyn they call it like a Johnny pump.
What a Johnny pump? I think Scary calls it a
Johnny pump or something like that. I'm not surprised but
I've heard hydrant fire plug Johnny Pump, and I think
that's it because they're fire hydrants. Are we taking a break? Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, we'll be back. Wow.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Up broken right after this and we're back. Welcome back
to bull Chat. Oh. Today is Wednesday, July fifteenth?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yep? Wow? Did you know it's July thirteenth? Oh, I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
We never changed.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
The calendar still says June over here. Did you show
Froggy my Florida illustration? What are you talking about? The penis?
It's not that's what Florida looks like. It's Wednesday, July thirteenth. Yeah. Wow, dude,
we're halfway through July already. This is going This year
is going by insanely fast. It can't. Yeah, I don't
like this. I don't either. And next week I'm going

(19:19):
to be in a sum We need to like pre
record a bunch. Why what are you doing next week?
I'm doing a summerhouse.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Didn't we do a Serial Killers from the Summerhouse? Did
in the beginning of covid at.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
We did terrible? It was terrible. That's where we first
met Tommy and Gina. Well just Tommy. Gina hasn't he
doesn't have a wife named Gina. I know it's from
the song we can do a serial Killer.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I remember that. Well, now we're going to be there,
Tommy's going to be there. But now with the Superman box,
it might be easier. But I don't have a supermanber.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
You don't need to.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'm gonna just say, let's pre record, and I gotta
tell you we have so many cereals. You were so
nervous before a break. You were like, what was it
flustered about? What about not having enough cereals? Oh, before
the break of the vacation break? Yes, yeah I was.
And then the day that we left that Friday, we

(20:12):
got boxes boxes listeners supplied.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
We have really great listeners.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
We have spectacular listeners.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
And let me tell you something. Tell me I was
googling the other day just to see where, you know,
what we rank in and how things are going.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Here we go and do you know, like where at
number two on the food podcasts in Slovakia. I love
diminishing the podcast I work on my favorite. I love
just being a total dick. This thing is so unsuccessful tea.
I love spending all my time and money on this podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I'm sorry, you were going to say if you are
listening notes or whatever, because I was, you know, you know, sorry.
I always see on people posting their podcast clips, right,
and I clicked one of the profiles because these people
they always come into my feet and they're not funny,

(21:10):
and so I clicked it and they have like forty thousand,
you know, people on their page who like it, and
they have a million likes. And then I looked it up.
Their podcast is terrible, but they're just famous on TikTok
and we have funny clips. Yes, so I was just
to make the comparison. I looked up their audience score
versus ours, and they are not even in like the

(21:32):
top five percent of all podcasts.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Wasn't my daughter supposed to run our TikTok page?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, the clips I've been uploading because your daughter did not.
We never told her told her what to do. Well,
it's easier to just take clips of our podcast and
just upload them. Right. We're not going to be doing dances.
We're not going viral. We might for do you want
to start recording ourselves yelling at each other on just
a regular TikTok? No, because that would be an act.

(21:58):
It has to be natural, Andrew. Yeah, it has to
be actually getting angry at you. Do you know friends
of mine have listened to this and said, you sound
so much different when you're on this, and I'm like, no,
that's just me when I'm angry.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
So I bring out the anger in you.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Truly, Okay, truly, that's good to know. Yeah, you keep
that one in your back pocket. Watch this, Hey, buddy,
what I just I want to know about you and
your life?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
What the hell is that? What? What?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
What's your day all about?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
What's the snap? I'm so confused? Huh what are you doing?
I'm just making you calm and nice?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
That's nice?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
So should I do another guided meditation?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Why?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I just want to know what your days all about?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Today?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
So after after you make me drive you home, then
what what.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I I truly have said this, and I'm gonna say
it again. You don't catch it, or maybe you do.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I get on purpose. I said, I'm going after you
make me drive you home because.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'm gonna go home. Right. I still have to post
a TikTok for this channel for this, No, I can,
of course not. If you have favorite moments, you send
them my way they're all my favorite moments, so we
wouldn't air this. And this is why it's difficult, because
then it's in my hands, and then I'm going through
an hour, like we have hours and hours and hours.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Worth of day is twitching?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
It truly is. And then I go through hours and
hours and hours to make a thirty second clip that
fifty people give a like to. And yes, I get it.
You have to be consistent because that's what gets people.
But it's just a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
So why don't we post it on the Elvis Durant
TikTok page just as a taste of what they're missing. Well,
that's a bigger audience. There doesn't because they like us.
You just create your own audience, I know. But it
works out better that way. And we have free promotion
credits on TikTok. We do, yeah, so we should use it, okay,

(23:50):
but regardless.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Anyway, I want to know what you're what you're doing
when you have to post a TikTok. Right, I'm going
to go for a run. Okay, you've run? Yeah, there's
a Baywatch? Is that what I sound like to you?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah? Oh, I'm sorry. When you're finished, remind me I
wanted to say something, just remind me. Bicycle, go ahead, bicycle, Yeah, no,
when you're done, I have nothing else to Susy. Yes,
are you going for a run? And then that can't
be the whole day? Do you have any other plans? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I have to do some expense stuff. I'm working.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
What do you do it for dinner?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
See that's difficult. I don't really know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
See we don't really plan dinner anymore. I want to,
but it's always like at five o'clock, what do you want?
What do you want? What do you want? And then
the kids, No, I don't want that, and so it's
just by by seven o'clock rolls around, no one's eating,
and everyone's just angry, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, no, no, you gotta get you got a plan? Yeah,
And the thing is like I don't want I don't
did something throw you off?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Who was out?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah? No, I'm just planning things, okay. I I don't
want to do door dash as much anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
It gets expensive.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
And then I also sign up for this thing called
the Misfits Box, and then that that isn't great for me.
They just some random stuff like no, you could pick
it now broken vegetables. No, you pick them now.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh do you know this app that I discovered. I
haven't tried it yet. No, no, No, friends of mine
have done it and they tell me about it, and
it's called two Good to Go.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Sam did advertising for them. She did, yeah, on the
Big Show. Oh well, I didn't hear that. My friends
told me about it.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah. No. And they do them in Jersey City all
the time, like the bakeries and stuff. So with like
like fifty bagels for like a nothing eight or nine
o'clock a night when the restaurant's closing. You ordered the
stuff on this app and you go pick it up
for five dollars or whatever is and you get a
big box of different pizza slices or something pizza pastries.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
You know, that's crazy. There's this pizza place by my
house where a slice is like six dollars because they're
like crazy gourmet slices and at the end of the
night you get like four or five of them for
five bucks.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Damn. But it could be stuff you don't like. Yeah,
I don't like buffalo stuff, and I don't like pilose
buffalo stuff, so I would wind up getting that because I.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Don't like it. Mushroom on pizza. Also, No, that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
If it's a white pie, I can do a mushroom.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I gotta put sauce on it.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh no, if it's a normal pizza, you put a
mushroom on that, I'm calling the exorcist. Really yeah, no,
now they got it. That's that's demonic.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Okay, now, I'm okay. I like all mushrooms, but I
much prefer like a fresh mushroom. There are some pizza
places that are like out of mushrooms and they just
open up a can and they put those sliced like
button mushrooms on. I'll eat them because I like mushrooms.
But no, I have to make you my mushroom zotto.
You've been threatening to do that for a while. I've
been threatening yes, and I don't see it. Okay, well,

(26:33):
i'll make it for you, but I want it fresh.
Nothing like a good creamy risotto on a hot summer's day.
I want it fresh in your house. I want to
be invited over for dinner. Sure, I'll do it. Then
I don't want it like next, I don't want leftovers. No,
I'll bring it up because you know my theory balls everything,
so I want it fresh dinner time. I'm gonna come over.
I'll come over one night. Okay, you know what, I

(26:53):
have an idea? Cooper is is doing like like two
or three like travel days this summer, so she won't
be home. So I'll sleep over one night.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Say no more, you have a guest room. Well, I
have a pull out couch. So should I sleep on
my pull out couch and you'll take my room? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I'll do that because you're elderly. I'll bring my own sheets.
Oh you're gonna bring your own sheets?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Do you do that for hotels? No?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
But I'm not sleeping in your crud. I know you.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I don't know people like stay in hotels. I wash
my sheets every two weeks.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
What I don't know doesn't hurt me.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
You know that I wash my sheets every two weeks.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay, so what crud?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's fine. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
It needs to be a freshly washed day, though, Okay,
freshly put on I put on fresh sheets anytime anybody
ever comes over. I'm really kidding. I'm probably not gonna
sleep over, but we need to say that. I would
like to try your risotto.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It is so freaking good. Oh you come to Gringos
too for a taco Tuesday. I love their taco.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, I would like to. Maybe we'll do your mushroom
risotto as an appetizer and then we'll go to Houston's.
Mushroom risotta was very heavy, very dense. You do not
want to do that to yourself, see I I you know,
I'm just trying not to eat stuff. Yeah, but if
we went to Houston's, I would have to get the
spinach CHARTI choke dip so good. I was never a

(28:09):
spinach CHARTI choke dip fan, and now I either. But
you will be there, I believe it. And they have
these ribs that are like fall off the bone ribs.
Even if you don't like ribs, you will get the ribs.
I'm telling you. They're that good, Okay, Or we could share.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I like ribs.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
How about that.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I like outback ribs. I do like outback.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
If you like outback ribs, you will love these ribs.
They just use like a sweeter sauce. Okay. I like that,
So you could put sweet sauce on crap and you
would like it. It just depends on the sauce. I don't
mean actual crap.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
You know what I mean? Hi, Rupert.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Oh, look, we got another package.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
It looks like a cereal too.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Does not look like a cereal.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It looks like a cereal. Andrew, that's the that's this
small priority mailbox. Well maybe a bag. That's a flat.
It might be a bag of cereal.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's too little. Go get it, go grab it, go
grab it. It might not even be for us.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yet.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Do we take another break soon? No, we don't have
time for that.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
What is it? Is it to us? Let me see?
I'm sorry it's not to us? Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Can I see?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
No? I need to say the name first.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Is it somebody that we know?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's addressed to Scottie Blisdell?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
What?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
And it's cereal? It is? I need to get in
Andrew's right button. It's from the Granola lab. Wow, I apologize,
thank you. It's not the size of a cereal box,
so it's probably a bag, yes, or a small box
because granola sometimes comes in small boxes. You didn't cut
the box, by the way, you didn't cut the tape.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It'll open. Wow. Hope you guys enjoy this local treat.
Many thanks for all the smiles and laughs. Love y'all. Patricia.
H Wow, okay, wow.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
They're little bags of granola the granola lab.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
It must be a local store.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I love these packaging, you know, it's it's so fun.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
This is really exciting.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, thank you, Patricia. Coffee chocolate and hazelnut granola. Holy moly.
Hold on, okay, Hi, Scotty, I know it's a bit gosh.
What is what works? Gosh? Ghost? Ghost?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Like something's ghosh? It's a I don't want to say, like,
let me read the rest of it and I can
tell you.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I know it's a bit ghosh. Yeah, to tag onto
Patricia's gift order like this, it's like out of not
out of sorts, but it's a little tacky. I got this, uh,
but included an extra bag of action what is it?
Activation energy granola just in case you'd like to review
our granola. Hope you enjoy everything. Cheers Alex.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh my god, that's so much fun. Where are they though,
Oh they're in Brooklyn. Yeah cool, we can go visit them. Yeah,
that would be fun. I also want to go visit Baker,
you know what I mean. That's what we should have
done last week. Well, we should set something up to
go say hi to them.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You know what, the next time there's like a show
vacation and we're not going anywhere. Yeah, you and I
should go to Bakery on Maine. Just take a trip
and then well, you know, we'll do the we'll do
the Cool Cereal Company tour, and then we'll go see
our friends at the Granola Lab.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
And I would love to see how the granola is made.
That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I don't know if they make it there. I don't
know if it's an actual lab. That just might be
the name of it.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
But if it is a lab and they have people
in lab coats and they're scientists and they're smoking beakers, Yes,
smoking beakers, I.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Think that's all for show. I don't think beakers actually smoke.
I think they just do that. So you don't think
there are chemicals that smoke. No, I do.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Don't think there's actual chemical reactions, of course I do.
So then by definition you think that you would know
that the beaker smoke is real. No.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I meant when people do that like hall and like,
you know, it's not it's just like whatever some tablet
they put in there, right, So you think all science,
No I did not say that, you dick, I didn't
say that. I know that. Let's get specific. Then let's
backtrack it.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
So this way, it comes down to a said in
a very specific instance when a creepy scientist comes out
of a haunted mansion type deal. Yes, that's the fake one exactly.
All right, Well, glad, I could settle what you were
trying to say. What else? I burn myself on dry ice.

(32:22):
Why would you touch it? Well, that's the thing with
dry ice. You know you know you're not supposed to
touch it. Yeah, did you just go? No? I touched
it by accident because the box it was in. Oh,
I don't realize it.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
All right, So I think you do know that you're
not supposed touch it.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
No, it hurts so bad. It's fun when you put
a key on it, though, it goes what. Yeah, I
put a piece of metal like I'll just hold a
key onto it. It won't hurt your hand, but you'll
feel it like vibrate the key.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
That's cool. Yeah, mm hmm, that's very interesting.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
It's a special you know, if you send it FedEx,
you have to fill out a whole special form and
check a special box you want because they need to
know because that's a chemical. They need to know that
that's in there. And they put a ice sticker on
the box, they have to know that it's in there. Interesting,
did not know that?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Why have you shipped a try ice without.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Letting them know?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Andrew, No, I wouldn't even know where to buy dry.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Ice, you would. Yeah, most ice companies also have dry ice.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I've only had to contact an ice company once I've
been working here. Oh, I was good.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
That was too long ago, because Greg t and I
did a bit one time with a We had to
get an ice block, like a person size ice block,
like five feet tall, and he put it in front
of Mattis of Square Garden and started cutting it with
a chainsaw in the middle of the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
So similar to that.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Don't think you could do that today.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I had to get an ice block for Greg teape
it as well, and so that's why I had to
call ice companies.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
What did he do that time?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
It was something where he had to like sit on
it or I don't know what they needed it for,
make it ice, losee or something something crazy. Yeah, it
was in this group chat for things in the summerhouse.
They were just mentioning like, oh, we should get a
mariachi band. I'm like, I've done that. You just tell
me when you need them. There's a lot of random
things that I know how to do me too, because

(34:02):
of here my job. Yes, yeah, wait, okay, So like
when will you be at this beach house from when
to when? The nineteenth through twenty fifth of July.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yes, so you can still do your job while you're
there or you are.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, No, I'm still working. Oh, I say, waking up
at six to do the work.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
So when I need something, I just reach out.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, you'll be there. Yeah, and I'll be up at
six am.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Okay, we're gonna be painful, maybe walking into standpipes.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Maybe. Did you want to take a break? Well, sure,
I mean, are we coming?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh, we'll be back right after this, everybody, and we're back.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I have to pee so bad.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well, you got another ten minutes or we just hold
down the four and no, I don't do ford holding.
I'm not doing it anymore. I'm sorry. Because as soon
as we're done with this, we'll do a serial killers
and then you can go pee.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
We are going to do a serial killer. I think
we should Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
I really think we should, because who knows what the
rest of the week will hold, and we may or
may not be able to be here, So let's let's
do it while we can. Okay, we have some time today.
Plus I have to drive you home, so it's all good. Yay. Oh,
now you want me to well? I always wanted you
before you made fun of me, make me well? Yeah,
because you made fun of me. I said something about

(35:11):
driving me home, and.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
You said, make me drive you home?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah? Yeah, Why do you ever make me?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
You ask?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I do ask?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Can you drive me home? I ask you? I know,
and I'm very nice. I also believe that it's expected.
Absolutely not. That is false. That is absolutely false, because
you know I wouldn't. I don't care if I take
the train. I'm always completely understanding what.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Is this hole for? I know it's headphones, but what
would you plug it in there?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
For?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Just an extra set of headphones? I guess like if
I put them in there, would I be able to play?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
No? I think that's just like the host one. Oh,
you could have like four guests and then just have
an off shoot like producer listening hakimuch the little hole? Well,
because there's four back here? When it makes sense. And
there's already the ox cord jack.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Right, but back there's the big holes. This is a
little hole. You have to take the adapter off to
put it in here. What that's different sized headphone jackets
for the little plug? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Why? Or it could be for your phone, like an
OX jack. Yeah, and I have an OX cord okay.
But then Apple got rid of it, so.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, you know Apple on the plane, I only had
the one that had the regular headphone thing, and I
was like, damn it. But then I found the what
do you call it a dongle in the bad Is
there a dongle? Or is that dongle? Or is that
the USB one? They're all just called they're not adaptors.
They're called dongles.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
They're all dongles. If it's Apple, it's a dongle. Yeah,
that's just a fun word, though.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I guess dongle's dirty. Yeah, because a dong you know,
it is either a delicious snackcake from Hostess or a
penis a ding dong or a king dong?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
What a king dong?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Well, king don used to be. I don't think they
make king dons anymore. I don't even know what you're
talking about what was King Dong and then people are like, oh,
that's dirty, and then the changes to King Don. We've
talked about this.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
No, I don't remember that. Yes, it was, it was.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
It was the I can say it because it was
was the Indian guy with the with the feather thing
was a the cake with the feather he was. That
was King Dong.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
And this because then we were also talking about racist
snacks from the sixties. Yep, it's all coming back to me.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
But yes, ding Dong they still make ding dongs, I believe.
Were you a ding Dong ditch kid. No, I would
never do that because I wouldn't want it done to me.
I was also afraid that the guy would come out
kick my ass.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
So no, I would never do that to somebody. But
then meanwhile, Hi one time through everything in someone's lack
of for a year and put stink bombs and got suspended.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
It was my locker. I took it. I commandeered it. It
was empty and I just put a lock on it.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I would sell cigarettes to kids.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
No, I never sold them. I gave them out.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, I did. I know, it's just funny.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I stole them and then gave them away.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
You're like Butters in that episode of South Park when
he doesn't realize that he's doing prostitution. That's what I
feel like you were with cigarettes. What's the what's the
person that takes from the rich and gives to the poor?
Peter Pan, Peter Pan, No, he's the guy Pie Piper. No,
Robin Hood, Robinhood steals from the rich and gives to

(38:04):
the poor.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
You were Robin Hood. I was the Robin Hood with cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Marlborough.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yes, I was the Marlborough robin Hood. Wow, that's right,
even though they were like a dollar a pack back then,
which is crazy. You know in New York are like
twelve or thirteen bucks a pack. In Florida there were
six dollars. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I'm going to bring back one of the old gossip
magazines I kept from like two thousand and three. It's
so funny to go back into them. The cigarette adds
all those things, the camel. The Surgeon General has determined
that cigarette smoking is hazardous to your health. Yeah, and
then they changed, and then they added a bunch more
and then they started putting pictures of like decaid lungs

(38:38):
on the pack. Yeah. Well, that's what they did in
Europe for long aside, right, And what's actually terrible is
that smoking was actually like pretty much not eradicated, but
they did an amazing job of lowering it to such
a point where it was like, oh no, like we
finally did it, We've we've curbed it. And then what
happened vape vaping made it go right back up and

(38:59):
now it's it's never been worse.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Right, But I think that less and less people are
actually smoking cigarettes at this point, and that's why the
cigarette companies have gotten into the vapors, you know, the.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
What the vape? Why are you saying it?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Like, I don't know, it just came out, not sure,
but I remember as a kid there was a there
was an ad in Times Square. I think it's for
Winston or maybe it was Marlborough or Camel, I don't know,
I know them all, and it was like it was
like a cowboy so it was probably Marbrugh and he
was like puffing, yes, and it was the steam from
under the ground that would come out. They had a
chuck full of nuts one also, so it was coffee

(39:30):
steam and it was cigarette smoke.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
It doubled well, let me tell you something. The vaping
ain't good. No, they have no idea what the long
term effects are. So all these kids who are doing
it now, they don't know what it's going to be
like thirty years from now. Right, And the equivalent to
like one of these pods that these kids are smoking
is sometimes the equivalent of a pack a day. Yeah.
And I don't remember anybody in high school really smoking

(39:54):
cigarettes to the point where they would do a pack
a day. No, because it was just to be cool.
So it's only when you were around your friend or
once you got to college or after college, that you
would really pick up the habit. But now these kids
are in like high school, Like I'm sure Ashley at
her high school they're vaping all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I would like to think they're not, but they are.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Oh, without a doubt they are.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I don't think she is. No, But no, you know,
because that's the other thing.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
They don't have to wear gloves anymore like you had
to when you would smoke cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Now they could just go home and it's like, oh,
is that a USB drive?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah? I don't know, dude, It's crazy. It's so above
my head. I can't even I don't know, who knows.
Maybe down the road, like people that vape their lungs
will just detach after ten years or something like that.
You never know what You'll never know, you don't know
what the effects will be.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Well, they're already saying, like popcorn lung is a reason
from it?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Popcorn lung.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, it's like you have holes in your lungs essentially.
Is that like from asbestos kind of, but it's from vaping, huh.
And they've noticed it in very young kids because they're
all vaping. I can't hopefully my kids just remain smart
and don't don't do that. Listen every once in a while, whatever.
But if you're doing it to the point where you
have all these cartridges and this is I'm so sorry.

(41:02):
I don't need to make this like a no go ahead,
a bad PSA, Nancy. It's fine, but it's annoying because
they got rid of the jewel pods and they were like, oh,
you can't do flavored but the one time use ones
you get hours and hours of use out of it.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, those are legal. I just squirreled. I'm sorry, Carla Marie.
I squirreled. I said watch to this because I thought
that the cleaning guy was gonna come in, but he's
just cleaning the window right now.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
He is, Yes, but it's so stupid. Yes, so you
could still buy the flavored one, but it's a one
time use, but it could last you for like two
full months.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Know that, because I thought they banned them.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
They banned the cartridges to refill them. You can't refill it.
So they make these one time use ones that can
last essentially as long as the four pods would.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Isn't it weird because it was it just New York
or not? I don't know. They banned Jewel completely. Yeah
for a second a few weeks ago. Yeah, but then
they were like not, they appealed it, so now it's
not banned. So all the stores took it off the
shelves or whatever. I don't know what they did with it,
but now it's okay for now.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
The regulators need to like actually step in and do
something because there's nothing that's actually happening.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Look, the problem is there's so much money in all
of this, true that it's very difficult for these things
to be banned. True, you know, like I don't know
if cigarettes will ever actually be banned because the tobacco,
the tobacco industry makes so much money less now less now,
But yes, yeah, because farmers, you know, got a protective
tobacco farmers.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
And what were you going to say? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Where else do people farm in Iowa? And there it
is corn? There it well, they make gas with corn.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
There wasn't that gonna be a thing. The canola corn? Canola?
Is it with ethanol or something? It's the eighty five
thing that's corn. Ethanol smells so bad because the buses
use it. Really, yes, you can always tell when you're
buy like a school bus because it smells so bad.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
By the way, I might be wrong, I don't want
someone to correct me. The e eighty five. I don't
think that that's the corn one. I forget what the
corn one is, but I know that in Iowa there's
a grade of gasoline that has the corn in it.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Listen that the corn one. I know it smells bad
because the bus used to do it. And that smell. Ugh,
Corn's great, It's like vinegary.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I love corn.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Ugh.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I had two cobs of corn yesterday. You know that
corn yesterday too? Sometimes I'll have three, Wow, And those
things hold their heat damn it. You know, you take
it off the grill and it is hot for hours.
It'll burn your face and two hours after you took
it all. Seriously, that corn cob really holds the heat.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I do like a good corn because.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
We'll wrap it in foil, you know, I'll butter it
and put some missus dash on it. I'm a missus
Dash guy.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
You season your corn, wrap it up, put.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
It on the grill for like fifteen twenty minutes, make
sure you turn it once, wrap it up, wrap it up.
But then I try to turn it with my hand
and I burn my hand. But I just do it
real quick, you know, and then sometimes it'll fall on
the floor and they'll have to get the.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Tong so extreme.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, well you know I'm lazy, so I just do
it with my hand. What's the matter is that from
walking into the hydrant.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
That's from walking into the hydrant, and then they just
have a cut on my hand. I mean the stand pipe,
the standpipe. You know, some things just.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Have silly names. There are many things on earth that
have silly names that don't make any sense. A stand pipe,
it's literally a pipe that comes out of a building
with two with a y on it that they can
hook their hoses in. Why is it a stand pipe?
And if you told somebody that didn't know what it
is look out for the stand pipe, they'd be like, what,
no idea unless you're a firefighter or a building owner
to propose they rename it, uh, water receptacle. I don't

(44:18):
know a fire a fire thing. The pr branding on
this is going so I'll think of something. It's a
fire something Yeah, yeah, you know whatever, fire hose receptacle.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Fire hose receptacle.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, well it's basically they just put the hoser so
it charges the water system in the building. Yeah, m hmm, whatever, dude,
I hate you.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
What else is going on?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Not much?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm trying to think of of anything. I didn't have
any problems really on the flight. No one was being
a jerk.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah no. I stayed home, so it wasn't like I
had the most exciting week.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
People are still being jerks on airplanes, but I haven't.
I didn't encounter any of that really. I did break
the overhead compartment and the guy said that I was
an idiot. Oh, I heard him say the flight attendant.
I heard him say it under his breath. He's like,
the idiot just broke it, because I wasn't the idiot.
I understand how overhead bins work and how you're supposed
to load them when you have the rolling carry on. Okay,

(45:16):
wheels in, handle out, that's the way it's supposed to be.
I'm well aware of it. I'm not a jerk. I
know how to load things like people like and like
putting their jackets in there and stuff and ruining everything,
you know, and they're valise like all sideways.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I'm courteous.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I know how they work.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
So the guy right before me put in a carry
on and this like folding clothes v lease thing, and
he just put it in there in the space where
a carry on really should be. So the only place
left was between the two of them, where there's like
a little thing jutting out in the middle. So my
thing wouldn't fit. So I turned it sideways, even though
I know you're not supposed to, but it's the only

(45:53):
way would to fit in. And he's like, not sideways, sir,
wheels in. I'm like, I know, but there's no So
I moved the guy's thing over a little bit and
pushed it in and the top of the where it
closes up to the hinge broke off. And I heard him.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Say, idiot, just broke that thing.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Oh. And I looked at him and I'm like, no, no, no,
I got it. And I just pushed the hinge back
in and it was fine, like it must have come
out some other time. I didn't do it. I didn't
break it. It just came out of the socket, you know.
So I was like, I got it, fixed it. You know,
I'm a pro. No, I wasn't. No, I And it
was that I was flustered. There's people behind me, you know,

(46:31):
and I don't. I don't like to stress. I don't
because I'm a considerate person. I do not like to
hold other people up when there's people behind me waiting.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I don't. I don't like to be that guy.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, you know. So I wanted to get it in
there quick. I just do my thing. But the dude
before me was not considerate. I just threw his stuff
up in there.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's why when I travel, I always bring my duffel
bag that can fit under the seat. I don't care
how long the trip is, I will make my carry
on be my douffle bag, And where do you put
your feet on top of my bag?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
What if it's wedged in? They're so good that you
giuse a room.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I will, I don't care. I despise the whole luggage
carousel afterwards, me too, Sometimes the overhead bins. It gets
me anxious. I just I want to get on the plane.
I want to get off the plane. I don't like
anything else in between.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I got you to say, I feel like I must
always get on first because I need to get the
overhead space. Everybody fights for the overhead space, so I
always I'm a group A. Ah so nice, but even
still I was in a group A didn't matter. Jerk
in front of me.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah. Well, the thing is with the way the plane
should be boarded. You like back first, right, it should
be the back to the front. Yeah. First class is
always going to have luggage space.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Here's the problem. The jerks that are in the back
will put their bags in the middle and then walk back.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
But the problem is, and what they need to fix,
is when you're getting off of the plane, everybody needs
to not be stupid and just sit down and wait
and wait. If there's an organized line going out, of
the plane. Everything will be okay.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
As soon as you're here, dude. Everybody's up, every single person,
the kids, everything, bashing their heads, everybody, Oh, can you
get mine over there? You know, and they're like passing
stuff down and trying. It's mayhem, you weasel through people, mayhem.
If you're gonna put your bag somewhere other than where
you're sitting, at least put it in front of you.

(48:25):
That way, as you're walking off, you can grab it.
You don't have to try to rail your.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
My seat just like this, waiting while everyone else around
me is just hitting. Yep, there's madness. There's pandemonium. And
then my favorite is when like the door hasn't opened
yet and people are then.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Like and especially if you how are you mad?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
They told you to stay seated.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
You idiots, especially if you've checked a bag. Where you're
going you're gonna go wait by the carousel anyway, So
just chill out.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, okay, yes, because the checking people piss me off
more than anything, because nine times out of ten, you
are correct, Scott, what you are correct? What happened? Stay seated,
Your big ass luggage is gonna come out on that
carousel anyway, you're gonna be there early and it doesn't
mean a damn thing.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
It's the last bag gonna come out.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Sit your ass down. Yeah, I can't stand it. And
everybody just gets ugh. You feel terrible walking into the
aisle because who's trying to like, just is looking forward
with their bag, Like, I don't even care if you're
in that aisle bashing people's legs arms. Take two seconds
to get your bag. People are like, uh, why are

(49:30):
you mad at me? We're all on this plane together
and everybody was fine five minutes ago. All of a sudden,
the plane lands and you're in a rush.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Now are you a window or aisle guy? What's your
preferen guy? Your window, because snuggle up and sleep.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Let me tell you something. I think I should be
more of an aisle guy because I do have to
pee at least once a flight. Me too.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
That's why I do it, because I am consider it.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Okay, so asking to get up to pee on a flight.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
If there's some big fat slob in the middle seat
sleeping and I'm at the window, I'm like, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
What I do? Uh?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Okay, good for you, But guess what I gotta pee.
You want me to pee in my pants? Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Okay, well that's why I get an aisle. But then
you know, then the cart comes down when I'm dozing off, boom, yeah,
break my elbow.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
And that's why I don't like the aisle.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Plus, they were out of the bar that I wanted,
Like they advertised that that bar eighty eight or whatever,
they didn't have it.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I have a I'm really bad on planes, Like I
have a really I've said it before, but I have
like a phobia throwing up. So I don't go ahead, Okay,
well I don't like being an aisle. I have too
much of a gaze to see everybody.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I have too much of a I look, I can't.
I can see everybody too easily. And then I just
start like getting like like panicky, being like smells right,
is that person going to be the throw up? Or
smell this person going to be the throw up?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Because when someone throws up, you go right, no chain reaction, vomit.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
No, I just get like for clemped Amy's like that
she's chained. I get very anxious. You vomit she vomits? No,
thankfully not me? But yeah, no, I like the window,
because then you also, yeah, you can nap. Also, I
have to say this on TikTok. Some idiot they were like,
did you know you could do this? Like you could

(51:12):
fold the seat like the head rest? Some of them, yes,
How are people that dumb.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Just figured it out? Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I don't know, people like, oh my god, I was
today years old? What you mean?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
The same people that say could roll down a cereal box?
I mean, come on, how did you not know you
could fold the seat? You never were on the headrest
and said to yourself, oh look it.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Moves ever okay, just dumb. Yeah, you're right, there are
dumb people out there.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Andrew and I.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Feel like this gen Z. They experience one thing and
all of a sudden, it's like, did you know we
all knew?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Everybody knew.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I don't think I ever do that though. I just
sit there. I use it.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I don't even care if I'm in a seat that
doesn't recline, because I very rarely recline. I don't like
to bother people, so I don't go back. But then
the idiot in front of me is in my lap.
So it's like, you know, like I had an exit
rod this time, so I couldn't recline, you know, but
I don't. It doesn't bother me, don't care. It was
a quick flight. You know what you could have done
less than two hours.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
You could have gone to the airport and you could
have gotten on a stand by list for the next day.
That's what I did. When they canceled my fight for Elizabeth. No,
my wedding, I couldn't. Yes, you can, but I didn't
want to come home on Monday. No, because when I
went to Elizabeth's wedding, my flight got canceled at like
twelve o'clock at night, and it was like, okay, cool,
I guess I'm not flying out this next day. They

(52:29):
did the same thing. They booked me on a transfer flight.
The whole nine yards. I went to the airport and
I just said, can I do standby? And they're like,
you probably won't get on. And then what wounded up
happening was I stood there the whole time. They had
like five empty seats, and we're like, oh, okay, you
could actually get on if you want.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah, just but this way I knew. I knew that
I was leaving well Saturday night instead of instead of
hoping to get out on Sunday, you would.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Have definitely done it.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I think so with that flight canceled, everybody that was
on that flight was trying to rebook for Sunday, so
you'd be surprised.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
People don't show up. A lot of people don't show up. Okay,
they don't book these planes the same way they used to,
and I believe that.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Jeff Blue says they don't overbook.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
He glump. Sure, Okay, don't believe that for a second.
All right, these planes are insane. It's madness. Okay, they're
canceling all the time. Yes, the experience is worse than ever.
I had a great experience. The delays a miserable.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
It was delayed an hour, but whatever, I made the
best of it. I walked around a little bit.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I just don't like being at the airport. See, I
need to be at the airport early. Yeah, very very early.
I think we've said that we have. I am not
an airport show upper. Like two hours before.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Security was a breeze.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Well, I believe it. With TSA pre and the clear app.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
See, I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I don't have that.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I don't fly enough to have that. They are godsins
I don't know It took me less than five minutes
from the time I walked up to security, showed my ID,
and I was putting my sneakers back on less than
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I don't want to take my sneakers off. I don't
either a gross floor, but whatever, I don't want to
take my laptop out.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
See, because now I've walked on that dirty, gross floor
and I put my socks back in my sneakers. So
now I brought dirty, gross stuff from that floor back
into my sneakers. I'm wearing them right now here.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
The thing is, you're trying to be like, oh my god,
it's dirty, but it's like a five year old being like, Eh,
don't you think it's gross. I don't really care. I
just rubbed your leg with it, Okay, So what's gonna happen?
Is my leg gonna fall off? No, you might contract
some sort of disease. Well, you already have it.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
So I love that guy. Sorry, I just squirreled. There's
this guy that walks by her window and he has
like zero motion on his face whatsoever. And he won't
look at anybody or anything. He just he's straightforward, just
walk straight ahead, like even if you walked by him,
wouldn't turn his head.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
He just walks straight.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
It's weird anyway.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
All right, you want to be done? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Okay, thank you so much for listening to this exciting.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
What you are? Now?

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Freed?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
It? You want? Now? Free to stop the podcast?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
And who are the jerks that wring the thing off?
What do you need from them? What do you need
from the You.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Got sick on the plane? You have to press the ding?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
No you don't. Your vomit in the bag?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
What do you wo do you?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yeah, so I'm just gonna sit there with it like
a purse.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
But I mean, like, what happens.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
If there's a kid that makes what if you're thirsty cookie?
You know what if you go to the galley and
get it yourself? Sir? What's a galley?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Seriously, I don't know what a galley is. But that's
another thing that doesn't make sense. What's called the galley?
It's called the back area by a bathroom. What galley? What? What?
What does it even mean? Galley?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
It's a place where they all stand and sit around
and it's like a canteen.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Sounds like an old twenties term nineteen. Also have galleys
on ships? You know, hey, Galley, same purpose, Yeah, say Galley.
You know do you know galleys are on ships? Yes,
they're on things that travel right, the people stand.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. No, this has
been a wonderful uh not.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
This is the sister podcast serial Killers serial Killers.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Thank you for uh flying the friendly Skys of serial
Killers Air. We hope you uh enjoyed this podcast.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Could you seriously not interrupt my episode of Seinfeld with
your stupid announcement.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
We have seriously we have or landing in terminal b Okay,
finish it. I need to see this part.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I can see it, but I can't hear it.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
You've interruptedly thank you for flying the Friendly Skuys serial
Killers Air, and we hope you blive me. This is
again soon. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
You also can't say that that's United. You've stolen their tagline.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
We thank you for flying the Crunchy Skies.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yes, Crunchy Skies, Crunchy sky Serial Air Serial Air.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Boo.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Okay, do you have the spoon? Oh yes, thanks sappoon.
Thank you so much for listening to this episode of
bold Chat. We do apologize again for missing last week.
I know a few of you were upset with us
and reached out and we ruined your day, and it's
my apologies.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
True, wasn't that many people, and they totally understood. Nobody
was that upset. Thank you so much. Again.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
If you get up out of bed one day and
the sun just doesn't come up, they're used to it.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
We warned them. Thank you all so much, and we
appreciate you for understanding that sometimes we need a break too.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Until next time, say clink Andrew clan. That's the first
time you ever actually did that. I know I took
matters into my own hand. I will see you Monday
with an all new ball chat. Cou, No, we will not.
We'll see you Monday with an all new Serial Killers?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Are you good? And then Wednesday with a ball chat?
Maybe why maybe? Well, because you might.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Say, I went to the beach ass oh okay, walked into
a standpipe.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I can't talk all right? Well, bye, everybody, see you