March 1, 2023 • 35 mins
A lot of hilarity when Andrew discusses Scotty's trip... as SCOTTY.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, little little test there the microphone. Careful, it's very
very teetering.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It is very very teetering. You better runch out, stretcher
us very teeter.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Should I start over?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No? This is fine.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Welcome to bull Chat. Should I play a thing? Undo?
The button pushed over there? Why you should raise your
chair a little bit so you don't have to keep
doing this every time you speak. Raise up the chair
and welcome to bull Chat. Today's Wednesday, March first. Welcome
to the IDEs of March. Is that what it's called,
hides the IDEs of March? So it's funny. I was
on vacation last week. I was on the cruise ship
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on Norwegian Epic, and I was listening to last week's
bull Chat. It sure was invigorating.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Unlike you, I had to work. I worked. I said
I was going to do it, and then what wound
up happening was like, oh busy, imis I'll do an
extra episode one of these days. I just were gonna
get Yeah, I was gonna do it with Newman and
Newman movie.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Newman wanted to do it with him.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, Newman, I'm sorry, a Friday episode, Newman, I'll text you.
I'm going to text Newman Noasis, but I don't forget.
I'm gonna ask him when he's available to do a
Friday episode.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That would have been epic, just like my cruise all
Norwegian epic.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Everybody has been asking me to do. To read your
caption everyone in your voice.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're gonna pull him up. Absolutely. Oh, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, we'll save that to the end. That's a tease.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Did you go anywhere last week?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
No? I stayed home, and I have to say a staycation.
Well it wasn't even a staycation because I was working,
like I worked the entire week. You didn't work, Yes,
I did. What did you do well? I don't know
if you know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I managed so many things.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, I have, uh my other podcast that I work on.
I had to do those, and then I had a
meeting on Thursday here about a morning show thing that
we're going to be doing.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Do I get to go?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
This didn't have to do with a trip as much
as it did with do I get to.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Be a part of it?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I mean not really.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Why I always get left out of it?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You're not a client, so you don't need to fill
out this form, but I was doing that. So yeah,
I was busy, but it was nice because I was
home so I got to sleep and just relax and
like wake up on my own time. I have to say,
I love waking up on my own time and not
like if I wanted to get to work at eleven.
I got to work at eleven and it was crazy.
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was on vacation last week with my girls on
the ship, and I never got to sleep in late
ever because we were always doing something in the morning.
And I mean, it's fine with me because I'm used
to getting up at three fifty two am on every
weekday and so at least I was waking up at
six thirty or seven, which is sleeping in for me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
See, that's the thing sleeping in for us is getting
even an extra hour of sleep. We take it for granted,
but getting that extra hour changes you as a human.
When I get to wake up at five thirty sometimes
because I'm just like, I don't want to go in
at four thirty, it's it is life changing.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Have you ever tried to get a fifteen year old
girl out of bed? I know that sounds a little
it a little sounds a little weird, I'm not, but
it's it's not easy.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I can imagine it really is.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And' it's like, hey, Ashley, we gotta leave in thirty
minutes to got it out the door a minute? No, no, no,
we have to go. We have to go. No, just
ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, she get up for the bus.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
She always makes it somehow, she always makes it out
the door, six fifty two gone, you know, no matter
when she wakes up. And I'm very proud of her
for that. Yeah, I can get it together, but when
you're on vacation, you really don't want to have to
get up any specific times.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
See, that's the thing. And this is when it comes
to vacations. I've realized this. Like I will do a
day or two where I am more than happy to
go enjoy. I don't like being idle on vacation. Like
to me, a tropical vacation where I just go to
a beach every day doesn't sound fun. Like I want
to explore, I want to go see things like I
(04:10):
like that, but I also like doing it on my
own time, if that makes sense. Like I want action,
I want fun, but.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I also want to like never mind.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I just want to do it on my own time,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah. So we actually traveled with some friends of ours
who are also like, don't want to sit on the
beach all day? Yeah, but we did. So it was
nice because Cooper is also not a full on I
want to sit on the beach. Your phone is square, yeah, rectangle.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's my new phone case.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Sorry. So, uh, Cooper doesn't like to just sit on
the beach all day, you know, she likes to do things.
So luckily we were with friends who took Cooper on
two days. One of the days it took her on
a train excursion around Saint Lucia, fun and the next
oh no, it was at Saint Kitts whatever it was.
One of them was a mudbath, so Cooper went with
them in a mud bath. I can't get into mudbaths.
(04:57):
Something about it just really like freaks me out.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't know. Maybe it's just because it's mud.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You think it's gonna be like quicksand and you're gonna
go under.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No. I just don't like. I never liked face painting
as a kid. I never liked any of that, so
to me, it kind of skews me out. But I
don't want to rub muddle over my face and body.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It just looks I get. We did that when we
were in Iceland and Raykovic and you go in the
uh yeah, I'm old. Whatever the hell is that? Things
kind of cool because it's like twenty degrees below zero
outside in this thermal bath, it's like eighty degrees and
you put this white cream all over your face.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But I was gonna do that when we went last
August on to whatever place that is, but I was
so sleepy, so I didn't go.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, well, here here's my tip for cruisers. I mean,
I'm not a cruiser by any means. Yeah, up until
three years ago, i'd never been on a cruise because
I was always like, oh my god, I'm gonna be trapped.
But it's not like that at all, because you do
you get off almost every day. Yeah, But my advice
for you if you cruise, and we'll never have before,
always book excursions. Yeah, if you want to get off
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the ship, book them. Because there was one day in
Saint Lucia where we did not book one because there
was anything available by the time my lazy ass got around,
you know, to booking stuff. And so that's the day
that our friends took Cooper to the mud bath, and
Ashley and I were like, hey, let's just go to
the beach. And everyone's like, yeah, just get a taxi.
When pull into port, no problem, get a taxi, you know.
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And so of course everyone once you get there, they're
all in cahoots, you know. So I'm like, well, which
beach is the nicest one to go to? Oh? You
don't want to go to that beach, even though I
researched that beach, Pigeon Beach, I think it was called
I don't remember Pigeon Beach. Maybe I would never go
to a beach called Pitcheon Beach, but it was called
So they're like, no, no, no, you want to go to
Rodney Beach, you know. So I was like, okay, that's
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the nicest sand and beautiful. I'm like, okay, let's go,
you know. So we get into cab. It was I
think it was forty dollars round trip or whatever it
was for the two of us. Maybe it was a
fifteen to twenty minute drive. There was traffic, so it
was like thirty minutes. So we got there and as
soon as you get out of the cab, the guy's like,
oh yeah, come with me, you know, because the cab
driver knows the girl that's sitting there, and the girl
gives you to some hands you off to some guy
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that walks you into the beach. Oh yeah, I'm on
this that the other you know. And he's trying to
you know, He's like, you want any drugs? And I'm like, no,
I'm good, you know so and I was thinking of
you the whole time. No Ganja, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No girls, so that I can't have it, see the
wiki to Becky.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So they walk us way down, walk us way down.
He's like, okay, the blue chairs with the umbrella, those
are yours right now. I was like, thanks very much, man,
I really appreciate it. Now, mind you, this is a
public beach. Okay, so there's no charge to get on
this beach, you know. So we get there and I'm
not a sucker, but I know, and I'm like being
soft waggled, you know what I mean. And so he's like, okay,
chairs are ten dollars each, with the umbrella thirty dollars.
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I'm like what I said, I don't need an umbrella.
I want to be in the beach. I don't need shades.
He's like, all right, ten dollars and they whipped the
umbrella out of the ground like all right. So I
had to give the guy twenty dollars. And the second
that we sit down, seventeen people come over bracelets, jewelry bracelets, coconuts, donations, gumbo.
They have a crock pot behind us with it, you know,
(07:59):
and it looked like complete baby diarrhea. They bring you
to their friend's beach. You're gonna get sold the whole
friend's area where they have everything, you know, beers and this,
that and the other. And it's like, dude, please just
leave us alone. We just want them to sit there.
And I hate saying because you know, I once I
start getting worked up, then I started becoming nasty to
these people, and I don't want to be like, no, pal,
(08:20):
we're good. We just chill out, you know. And then
of course I'm afraid to go in the water because
my bag is there, and the people are pissed because
I didn't tip them or buy anything from them. I'm like,
this is just a this is not a relaxing situation.
It is my own fault for taking too long to
book an excursion. So here, I am on Rodney Beach
and these people are up my ass. And let me
tell you something. When we're there, the guy like bent
(08:41):
over when he got pissed off to take the umbrella
out of the ground. He had a gun in his waistbelt,
and I was like, okay, I didn't tell Ashton because
I didn't want her to be scared.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Excuse me, Taxi, I'd like to go back to the
ship please.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I mean the beach itself was nice, but it just
I didn't like the situation.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, you know, you felt like you were being That
happened to me and show. When we were in Morocco,
we did a tour and on the last day at
this camp that we stayed at, they they insisted on
taking us to the Berber village. They were like, we're
gonna take you to Berber Village. And I had been
to Morocco once in the past and when they take
you someplace, hey, buddy, hello, we're recording bull chat. We're bullchat.
(09:23):
So we went to the village and they were saying
to us. I said before to Michelle, I said, I
don't want to go to Berber Village. And I'll tell
you why. They're gonna sell us carpets because Morocco is
known for its carpet I have a great story, but
go on, and we wound up going on the last
day while we were going to go to the next place,
and they're like, we're stopping at the Berber village or
getting Berber pizza.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Great Berber as in like Burbery.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, it's like a certain tribe. Okay, did Berbery come
from there? No, that's not it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So they make these rugs and they show you the
rug store and they're saying, oh my, oh god, look
at this rug. Do you know you could get this
rug for cheap if you buy it here and not
in like Marrakesh where you're going buy it here. This
is a real carpet. You want a carpet. For forty
five minutes, they gave us a carpet demonstration about all
the different types of carpets and the stories of the
(10:15):
carpets and the feeling of the carpets, and then at
the end we were like, we live in six hundred
square foot apartments. We do not have room for a
fifty foot carpet to go in our house. And they're like,
but the quality is so worth it here, and I
kept saying, no, I don't need a carpet.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Because of your ancestry where you're thinking that maybe they
were Sars carpets.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Come on, please get out of here, idiot. Needless to say,
I didn't buy a carpet. Michelle didn't buy a carpet.
And then we awkwardly ate pizza sitting and the guy
was staring at us like, you know you could get
a carpet.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know. That's so weird. And it leads me
to this. When we were in curisow at that stop
so they drop you off before can I just yeah,
of course, I just want to why did you have
my picture? Oh? Here we go? Are you gonna do
the Curoso?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Was it? Where's that one?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Kisaw? Was the second day?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Second day? So? No?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Maybe it was the first day.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
That's San Juan Juan?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That was it? That was it? In front of the
NCL thing was cirousaw this one? Unless maybe that was
the c day.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, that's when you had a great day at the casino.
Something I really love about cruise like is that we
get to stop at a bunch of different places rather
than just flying to one today Carousel, spent the day
with our good friends, went snarkling on a beautiful beach,
did some shopping a doubt, led back to the ship
for the show and dinner at Maderno. So much meat
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hashtag cruise Norwegian hashtag noldigil epic.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right, let's go back to the in town shopping.
All right, So the port, they drop you off at
the port, and of course is you know you're right
in this little First of all, they have the coolest thing.
It was, it was the strangest thing.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So you wait, can we just before Yeah, we are
about to get to that point where we should say
we'll tell you the story of Cursal.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Right after this dun dun dun, dun, dunt dunt, and
we're back. So we're never gonna have the commercial break
song ever again. Okaz, I'm gonna get the box. Okay,
so stupid man box comes back. So anyway and curresw
how cool is this? So you get off? Shut up.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
The whole time, I just I can't not look at
like a picture of you and not picture that voice.
So the whole time I saw pictures of you, I
just kept like imagining you at the place as being like, well,
isn't this a quaint little down curesal.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Walking around with a microphone.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The weather here is wonderful.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So here's the cool thing. This is the first cool thing.
And then I'll tell you the weird thing. So they
drop you off at the port. And as you're walking
like toward town, it's like a ten or fifteen minute walk.
There's little vendors and stuff like that, and great music
and food and trucks and stuff like that. So and
then you walk over the bridge. You know, right before
you get to the bridge, you see all those like
beautiful colored houses in the background. Oh yeah, famous picture.
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So that's right at the bridge. So you start walking
over the bridge. Yeah, and it's it's weird because you
can get trapped. I didn't realize this. Just as we
got off the bridge, all of a sudden, we hear
a bell. It's like and everyone's like, what's going on.
We have no idea what's going on? And then the
gates at the ends of the bridge close, So you're
trapped on the bridge and you can't get off. You're like,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What would happen?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, So instead of a drawbridge, you know, a drawbridge
goes up to let boat traffic go. No, this bridge
just moves to the side like an engine starts, Like
on a go kart, an engine starts and all of
a sudden, the bridge just starts going sideways, or it
just moves over a little bit, so like a boat
can pass through, because it's not really elevated at all.
It just sits on the water. So when a boat
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or a ship or anything has to go through, it
just moves. And you're standing on it and you're like,
what is happening right now? And the kids, of course
wanted to be back on it. They wanted to be
We want that ride, you know, like it's on a ride.
The bridge is moving. It was the Cooper's like, walk
slow because she wanted to get stuck in the middle.
But it was the weirdest thing. So that was why, No,
unfortunately not that was weird thing number one. So weird
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thing number two is then you're in like in town
and the village where all the bars and restaurants and
shops and all the beautiful things are whatever. So we're
walking around and you know, I was so excited because
there was a sketcher store there, you know, and so
we walk a little further up, and the friends that
we were with, she says, I want to go into
this store. I'm like, what it's called mister Tablecloth. Okay.
So in the middle of all the touristy stuff and
(14:22):
the drinks and everything, and the food and the conk
and the whole nine yards, there's a store called mister
Tablecloth and it's literally like a fancy tablecloth store. Bizarro,
Why is there a fancy tablecloth store in the middle
of tourist country. You know, there's t shirt shops, buy magnets,
all this, that and the other. And then you walk
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in there and first of all, it's beautiful, air conditioned.
So I was like, okay, it feels nice, but it
doesn't make any sense to me. And let me tell
you something. The store was busy. There was a lot
of people in Mister Tablecloth and they were all buying shit.
People were spending hundreds of dollars in the tablecloth store,
and curras out that I were with it spent like
eight hundred bucks on table runners and tablecloths.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, maybe that's their Burper village, But what do you
just specialize in tablecloths? Maybe at Cirousol.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No there was one store.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Maybe that's what they're known for.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Let me google this cairousel and table you have to
have a little symbol underneath the sea. It's like a thing,
I know, whatever that that's called. But I was I
was fascinated yet disturbed by mister tablecloth. I didn't understand
what it was doing there, and I could not understand
why it was so busy and why there was a
line to check out.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, they are no, it's like a linen store. They're
a known thing. Their Instagram is big too, huh I
I looking up beautiful that table cloths?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, yeah, they were beautiful tablecloths. But it just didn't
make sense to me, that's all.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, you know, hmm. Well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's like I don't know, going walking through Times Square
there being like a volcanic rock store, Like it doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Well it could, because again, if that's what they're known for, like.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But not there, why go to the tablecloth areas to
tablecloth village like off the trail?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well why are rugs big in like this in Morocco
of all places where it's really.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Worn right, But there were lots of places selling rugs,
so that was a thing here. There was just like
this one random store.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Nobody else. There was nobody else in the place. There
are no other tablecloth stores. Okay, well then that is weird.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It was very strange.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It was just it's like the Raising Canes that's never
coming to Times Square. They keep saying it's coming, but
it's been under construction since the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
What's raising canes?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You've never been to Raising Canes? I can't really say
it like sine. I can't say it like that because
I've only ever been once with Gandhi. But they're a
fried chicken places. But they're not for their They give
you Texas toasts, that's like their thing. And they have
the cane sauce, which is good. It's decl is it
c ai n or c aaa and e s Raising canes.
They're building one in Times Square, but it's been like
the Jersey City Whole Foods that has been under construction
(16:53):
since twenty eighteen. Yeah, I don't know how long it
takes to build a freaking Whole Foods, but it's been
five freaking years.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
We go. We have the Amazon Fresh store that they've
been building since like twenty nineteen. I don't know, I
really want by my parents.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I'm so excited to be able to go to that,
but everything's gonna get charged to my credit card, so
I really have to figure out how I'm gonna split
my parents off.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Miamaz Tanya, it's just a it's just a gimmick. I
can't see people shopping there all the time. It's for
someone to say, haha, beep, beep beep, this is so cool.
Haha beep beep, and then that's it. There's no savings there.
It's just kind it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Haha, beep beep, ha ha bepepep.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, and the old people aren't gonna go there. My
dad's be like, what I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I have Amazon, I brought my laptop.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Can I get it?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Is this what I'm supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Your dad, I remember trying to get his keyboard hooked up.
It's the green wire. God, this wire it usually works.
I know you have to plug it into this one. No,
I never plug it into that one.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You have no idea. So he he's a court stenographer
and he's been working from home all COVID and now
he still works from home because that's the only way
he'll work now. And he'll call me or he'll text me.
He's like, something's not working, can you come look at it?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And he's got an old computer too.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
He just got a new one, just upgraded it. Yeah,
but still the zoom thing is still he doesn't get
you know, So why is there a picture of my
car on there? You know? When I'm not talking, I'm like, well,
that's your back screen. Yeah, once you once you log on,
that's your profile picture. Right then then it'll start. Yeah,
And he like calls me over while he's in the
middle of the case, like because a court and a
whole thing and and the attorneys and he's, you know,
(18:23):
doing his thing, and he's like what And I'm like, no,
I don't want to be in the screen. You know.
He doesn't like, he doesn't he doesn't get it. But
it's it's it's very it's just it's very tough with
old people and technology. Look, I'm getting there. Yeah, you know,
I have to ask my kids, Hey, how do you
change that? I got to ask you, ude, how do
I change my background on this thing? And like boo boo,
boo boo. And it's done a lot of boops for
me today, so many.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Boops so many boops. But I read another caption from you.
I really loved the last one. Well, I just I
think that's the one where you said it was an
epic trip.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well yeah, I mean that's why they named the ship epic,
because it is. Oh yeah, this is the one. What
I did it comments on this house, Oh I did.
Every time you upload, I would read the caption, just
sit there and just go what is he doing? Our
last day of board Norwegian epic and it truly was
in every sense of the word. Today we spent one
(19:16):
of our favorite days in Saint KITT's. After an amazing breakfast.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
On board, Ashley and I hiked at the top of
Sufa Stone Sufa. It was so sofa Sufa, Sofa Stone
mounted incredible views. What Cooper is not quite the hiker no,
so our friends Scott and Judy took her on a
scenic train ride around the island, finishing off the day
with an incredible dinner at Labistro, were Cooper tried us cargo.
(19:43):
She bade me pay her twenty dollars to do it,
but it was so worth it. Now back to Puerto
Rico for a trip through the rainforest before we would
turn home.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, what's wrong with that? I think it was nice descriptive.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It's just the way you say it.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I didn't say it like that.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You did, I you know, but it's just like I
just know your weather voice, and it's just you do
it in weather announcer voice.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I have to tell you we met a lot of
nice people that were listeners, not of this, but listeners
of the Big Show. Yeah, you know, I didn't have
anybody say I love ball Chat, I love Serial Killers.
There was none of that but oh hi Diamond. But
there were people that we sat down on the deck
at the pool because Cooper loved the water slides, so
we were going on the slides and this and now whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
One second, Oh, here we go. I just want to
know if she's calling me for a good reason.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
She wants lunch?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Is that what she's calling? Yes, she wants Hello. We
all recording bull Chat. I'm here with Scottie Bae.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Oh what is it? You want lunch or something? See?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I told you, well, it was great talking to you.
Dialand hope to see us souon. Andrew has to go,
he can't have lunch. The song that around if I
let you put your hands all over me, chet ching,
chat ching.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
What I was gonna say? Okay, you wouldn't. No, I
heard it this morning. It's a great song by lott I.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Like that song by Lotto. Is it short for Lottery?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Goodbye, Diamond Bye. It was funny like our studios are
next to each other and I just hear her giggling
at stuff from there because those rooms are not sound proven.
It makes me smile. But anyway, so there we sat
down on the deck and this woman next to me,
she goes, are you Scotty b Look?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I look okay, great? You know it flattering what it is.
I'm Scottiebe. You may have Knowldly from Elvis Dorett at
the Bolting Show.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And don't forget Extreme Coupodic Season one, episode thirteen.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh is that where you were from the TLC hit
Extreme Couppolic.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So I you know, I'm very humble, you know. So
I was like, maybe you know she's And the mom
was like, yeah, we listened to you all the time.
I know everyone on the show, Froggy this and whatever.
They didn't know you though, and those people don't you
know it's Oh, it was very cool. They were from Madison.
They listened to us on Z one O four. Her
name was Aubrey. I don't know if she listens to this,
but hey, Aubrey and Mom. Hi, Aubrey and Mom. I'm
(22:07):
Andrews to meet you. I'm sure they knew who you were.
I'm just being a dick.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What time, oh before we got into a final sech
but a bull chat. We have to take a little break.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, we'll be back right after this. Dun dum dum
dum dunt dunt, and we're back. You know. So while
we were gone on vacation, we got lots lots of packages.
You keep yelling at me because there's all kinds of
stuff in this room.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So our friend Matt sent us some cereals.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And I have to see this.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh boy, okay, not yet. I lost and check out
what we got. There was no name on it. I'm
pretty sure someone probably DM me but I don't recall.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well, it's glass, and I think you just broken no, so.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Check it out. It's made in Germany with love. Ah,
but it didn't say who it was from. We got
a ball. Oh my god, I love this ball. Yeh,
so now we can clink. I love this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I want this. We have it, so thank you and
I want to keep it.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Whoever sent us the Tassin Tassin bowl by fifty eight Products,
I don't know if it came from the company or
if it came from a listener. This particular one is
called Shill.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
These bowls so many right, are incredible, So thank you
whoever sent this to us. There was no name on
the return address. It was just the company that sent it.
So very very much appreciated.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Now wait, so Tasin sent us this.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I'm not sure if it came from the company or
from a listener.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well, I wish you knew, because if they did, I
would ask them to send me bowls.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's entirely they look like from the Disney I would
put these right. Look, he looks like the picture looks
like the Disney guy. What was that the Yeah, this
is so much cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I would for sure put these all around my apartment.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Now. The only thing is is no one sent us
a spoon, so I will have.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
To plastic one.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
We'll have to improvise. Plastic can't do it till the end.
So anything else you want to talk about, Andrew, We
haven't recorded serial Killers yet from Monday.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
That's gonna be a CoA. Well, we have the next
four three days too. Well, it's Tuesday when we're recording this,
not Wednesday. Scotti likes supertend. So will you have a
chance this week to record? Yes, Scott, Okay, only if
you have time.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I do do. Let's just make sure because I'm saying
right here and now I can record serial.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I can record serial Killers. All right, most of this
week I should be.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Free a most should be here we go. Do you
know that?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Like Nate and I like chat after the show now
and like I just catch up and make sure I'm
on the same page on things.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well, you can do that after we record. No, because
he's ten thirty eleven, not always he sits there, he
does what we've done with this, he's still sitting there.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, yeah, because there's a Philly call at eleven that
I'm not on that I chose to do this, so
let it be known. We listen right now.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's fine, all right, because we I want to do
at least thirty minutes for our listeners. They deserve it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Very sweet of you. So what else is going on
in your world? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
The new season of Life in Spanglish premiere is this
Friday's Carolina. You guys are gonna love it. This season
is so good and they're recording live in person again,
so I'm very happy with it. So listen to Life
and Spanglish wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, okay, By the way, I got to use my
Spanish in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I don't even want to hear this right now.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Why it was great?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Olah, miamo Scott. Don't they a stall applia?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah? And he took us to the PLI I can't
it was great.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You mean the U is didn't that a US territory?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It sure is. But the official language is Spanish there. Yeah,
but you know English is the second language there. And
if you look under that newspaper right there, you'll see
what I brought back from Puerto Rico that we're going
to talk under the newspaper, friend, that we're going to
talk about on Monday. Check it out complete chocolate flavored
(25:41):
Telloggs Complete. They had a bunch of different flavors. That
was coconut, there was a couple other words.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm not gonna lie. The chocolate looks like poop straight
from a butt.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Where else where else would it come from?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Look at that the way the chocolate is that this
is not appetizing.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I think I'm going to get into pudding again. I really,
that's just reminded me what a big I'm a big
pudding fan. What I feel like your oldification is getting
like pudding is not for old men. Oh pudding is
an old person. For Why when I was kids, we
had putting pops.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But Carl, I don't have but paint. Then, couldn't you
get me my porty?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay? What would the kid version be with teeth? I mean,
I like pudding, it's just they don't drink any drinks
anymore because you don't need teeth to drink. I don't understand.
I made no sense.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Just putting is one of those foods that's an all
retirement home.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, I had lots of jello on the ship.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm sure you did.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Cube it was cubed.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I had Buddy a cube jello on board the weeds
and epic stop.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
But yeah, I you know. My favorite pudding flavor is
what pistachio, Oh jello pudding, instant pistachio.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I love pistachio. Pistachio ice cream is amazing. Pistachio I
just but so so Stashio coffee.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Remember when, yes, now Starbucks? Can we talk about Starbucks
for a damn second, Like, I don't know what they did.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But I went to Starbucks for the first time in
like three years the other day three years. I don't
go to Duncan.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Is my choice a giant law? You've done.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
My friend Kam is calling, come on, she can wait
because there's a water main break in Hoboke.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But there always is, Okay. So if you don't know
the area here where we live, New York and New
Jersey are very close. New York City right through the
tunnel is Hoboken. Right through the other tunnel is Jersey City.
So it's it's very very close New York New Jersey
just bordered. We're on the border sides. And Hoboken is
a beautiful, cool city. Young people live there. I lived
(27:42):
there for like eight or nine years or something like that.
But it's a very very old city and the infrastructure
is very very old, and there are constantly water main
breaks because the pipes are well over one hundred years old.
So like the slightest vibration from some construction down the
street will burst one of these giant water mains from
(28:03):
you know, eighteen ninety eight, and so there's always it's
basically just they just patch them, you know, they replaced
that one section and that's it. For them to completely
redo all the water pipes and water mains and the
entire city is just an impossibility. So they have to
fix them as they break. But the problem is when
they do break, it gushes a lot of water. And
the way that Hoboken is is, you know, the back
(28:25):
of the city is kind of it's down. It's I
don't know if it's below sea level, but it's like down.
So all the water, even when it rains, will flood
the back of the city, and especially when there's a
water main break. It is an effing nightmare. I lived there,
like I said, probably in the early two thousands, and
I'll never forget. There was a huge, huge rainstorm and
(28:47):
we had to go watch our friend's cat, you know, Cubby.
He had lived in Hoboken the way back the end
of it, like down on Monroe Street, you know, the
way back, and he was away and we had to
go feed his cat. So I just walked in on
the most random part No, and so there was a
huge rainstorm. Yeah, and you know how the back of
Hoboken floods. I mean, all you need is a light
(29:08):
rain and as it floods. So we were walking down,
you know, second toward the back of Hoboken, and all
of a sudden, the water gets really deep and we
had Boomer with us, the dog Boomer. You know, it
was so deep that he started swimming.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So we were walking and Boomer was doing the doggy
paddle and we finally got the Kupey's apartment and the
whole ground level was flooded, but we were able to
get up and feed his cat. Wow. Yeah. So I
was just telling them how how volatile the old pipes
and Hoboken are because they're century old.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, my friend Michelle and her sister Kim, they live
in Hoboken and a water main break happened yesterday. So
they had yesterday and.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
When they do, it's brown.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
But today they said it was going to be back
in I think ten to twelve hours. It's been ten
to twelve hours and now they're like soon ten.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
To twelve days if they're lucky. Seriously, Well, I mean
they take a long time. Oh god, that was it
the whole city that's out?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Or is it just that bad? So our friend Veronica,
who also lives in Hoboken, was like, do I still
have water?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Did you watch that show? No? Exactly, so calmed down Toots. So, uh,
she had water yesterday, but then she said this morning
she was like, well, the water is starting to do
the like the thing, yes, where it starts sputtering out.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yes, that happened to me a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah. So then it's now out completely. So I think
all Hoboken is gonna be without water.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So we we had to shut the hot water heater
off for a minute because it was leaking and they
were over fixing it and I forgot when you turn
it back on, Yeah, the hot water is so I was, well,
I was at the kitchen sink and I turned it
on and I came off for a second and then
it started going to it started jerking, you know, and
I went because it scared me. I didn't know what
was happening after the pipe was exploding or something, and
(30:45):
it was like it just it has a spasm for
a little bit and then it turns brown and then
it goes back to normal.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Well, when after COVID, the first time I went back
to my apartment after like two three months with my
parents during COVID, Yeah, I remember going back and turning
the water on and it just wouldn't turn on, like
the pipes frozen. No, it was June.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh, I didn't oltho. I didn't hear that part. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
So by the time I got back, I and all
of a sudden, I left it on for a solid
like fifteen minutes and then it just went it just
this brown water. Everyone's nasty.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
My favorite part is whenever there's a water outage or
something's wrong with the pipes or whatever, and they say
that you could see brown water. Oh, you always see
brown say, but it's safe.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I'm not drinking brown water.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Right, No, gross, that's sediment from the bottom of it exactly.
So all right, you're done.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You have to go. Yeah, pudding, so no, but you
know where it's the best, So I have to go.
I know it sounds gross, but when they make it
at a diner, yeah, and it sits for a little bit,
Oh god, next day, please it has no please, please,
please please?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
What the coating?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yes, like a film pudding film, No, I hate the
pudding used to actually sell putting what do they call it?
Putting top? Please? What do they call it? It's called
something something, damn it. I can't think. But there was
a there was, like, you know, like Betty Crocker or
something would sell putting tops. No, and it would be
like a thin thing on two pieces of plasta to
open it up and you would just eat the pudding tops.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
So gross.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, I don't like that. Okay, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I just I don't know something about it feels just
old and congealed, and I just don't think it's good.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, there's certain foods. As they get a little bit older,
they're better, and that's one of them.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Ketchup like with all the disgusting, crusty ketchup on the top.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, that is kind of gatt As you're squeezing at
the heart, chunk falls in. Please, I hate it.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, I can't. All right, I shan't.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I guess we're done. Yeah, thank you for listening to
boll Chat. We'll see you on Monday with an all
new Serial Killers where we'll eat diarrhea complete.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Complete with a K with a K and Newman and
I are going to set a date where we're gonna
just chat and do a boll chat together.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I would love that. I love Newman, but I want
to be on on that one too. See.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Well, we're gonna do a Friday episode.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
It needs to be a day where I'm not here.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Maybe I'll do tech talk with nobody.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, he built a new beautiful studio. I know. I
want to go visit. Yeah, Colorado, Let's go Colorado. The Rockies,
Let's tap them?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
What? Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Tap the Rockies?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I don't get it corese Light cool?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
No, no, all right, it wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Does it look like I like watched the commercial?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I don't drink corse Light. That's for losers.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well, you get drunk off of one too, can Sam too?
That's killed Scott?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
All right? Follow us on all social platforms at Serial
Killers Piece c. Do not drop scissors in this beautiful bawl.
Why get me the plastic four spoons? It won't make
any sound.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It will until I refuse to let you chip this bowl.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I'm not gonna chip it, you jerk. This is the
same as a spoon. It's not pointy, it's it's not pointy. Look,
hell it is you poked me with scissors? You ate
all safety scissors for lefties? Do you remember in school?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I know, I don't. I don't remember lefty scissors.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What color were the tips?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't know. Orange.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You don't remember lefty scissors, no, because I'm not a lefty.
But they always had that. They would bring out the
little scissor caddy and they'd always be the jankiny pair
of lefty scissors.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Your own scissors.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
No, they had leftis scissors in the caddy and the top.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
So your school might have had that, but my school
did not. So I don't remember the caddies, and I
don't remember the lefty scissors.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I don't remember the plastic coating on the lefty scissors
on the where you put your fingers was always green,
got it? And right here it said lefty printed embossed
in it. That's a little so you Yeah, it was
very you know, it made you feel like an outcast.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
They should have quietly, they should have been silver like
the others and just been a little l you know,
because you know, I felt it was very hurt by it.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, And they were always rounded we'll talk about your
trauma and other f lefties always got the rounded ones.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I would actually like to do a challenge where maybe
I write with my left hand and you write with
your right.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Done, let's do it. I can't write at all, You
wouldn't be able to read anything.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I definitely can.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Can we do it right now?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
No? I need to go home. My friend really needs
to use my apartment because they haven't had water in
the like.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
In Your friend Michelle has lived without water for days.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Your sister Kim has not.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
So all right until we see you on Monday with
an all new Serial Killers, say think Andrew.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Can I get the spoons? No, that's plastic clink right.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
No, I'm gonna bring a spoon in unless somebody sends
us another one.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Well, maybe we'll get our spoons in a box that
never got delivered. Okay, bye.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh we're still missing stuff. I'm still missing stuff, my headphones.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I don't know where's my work laptop. Bo
Hello, little little test there the microphone. Careful, it's very
very teetering.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It is very very teetering. You better runch out, stretcher
us very teeter.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh check it, check it? How's that? What's up now?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Should I start over?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No? This is fine.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Welcome to bull Chat. Should I play a thing? Undo?
The button pushed over there? Why you should raise your
chair a little bit so you don't have to keep
doing this every time you speak. Raise up the chair
and welcome to bull Chat. Today's Wednesday, March first. Welcome
to the IDEs of March. Is that what it's called,
hides the IDEs of March? So it's funny. I was
on vacation last week. I was on the cruise ship
(00:56):
on Norwegian Epic, and I was listening to last week's
bull Chat. It sure was invigorating.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Unlike you, I had to work. I worked. I said
I was going to do it, and then what wound
up happening was like, oh busy, imis I'll do an
extra episode one of these days. I just were gonna
get Yeah, I was gonna do it with Newman and
Newman movie.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Newman wanted to do it with him.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, Newman, I'm sorry, a Friday episode, Newman, I'll text you.
I'm going to text Newman Noasis, but I don't forget.
I'm gonna ask him when he's available to do a
Friday episode.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That would have been epic, just like my cruise all
Norwegian epic.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Everybody has been asking me to do. To read your
caption everyone in your voice.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're gonna pull him up. Absolutely. Oh, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, we'll save that to the end. That's a tease.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Did you go anywhere last week?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
No? I stayed home, and I have to say a staycation.
Well it wasn't even a staycation because I was working,
like I worked the entire week. You didn't work, Yes,
I did. What did you do well? I don't know
if you know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I managed so many things.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, I have, uh my other podcast that I work on.
I had to do those, and then I had a
meeting on Thursday here about a morning show thing that
we're going to be doing.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Do I get to go?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
This didn't have to do with a trip as much
as it did with do I get to.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Be a part of it?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I mean not really.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Why I always get left out of it?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You're not a client, so you don't need to fill
out this form, but I was doing that. So yeah,
I was busy, but it was nice because I was
home so I got to sleep and just relax and
like wake up on my own time. I have to say,
I love waking up on my own time and not
like if I wanted to get to work at eleven.
I got to work at eleven and it was crazy.
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was on vacation last week with my girls on
the ship, and I never got to sleep in late
ever because we were always doing something in the morning.
And I mean, it's fine with me because I'm used
to getting up at three fifty two am on every
weekday and so at least I was waking up at
six thirty or seven, which is sleeping in for me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
See, that's the thing sleeping in for us is getting
even an extra hour of sleep. We take it for granted,
but getting that extra hour changes you as a human.
When I get to wake up at five thirty sometimes
because I'm just like, I don't want to go in
at four thirty, it's it is life changing.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Have you ever tried to get a fifteen year old
girl out of bed? I know that sounds a little
it a little sounds a little weird, I'm not, but
it's it's not easy.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I can imagine it really is.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And' it's like, hey, Ashley, we gotta leave in thirty
minutes to got it out the door a minute? No, no, no,
we have to go. We have to go. No, just
ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, she get up for the bus.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
She always makes it somehow, she always makes it out
the door, six fifty two gone, you know, no matter
when she wakes up. And I'm very proud of her
for that. Yeah, I can get it together, but when
you're on vacation, you really don't want to have to
get up any specific times.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
See, that's the thing. And this is when it comes
to vacations. I've realized this. Like I will do a
day or two where I am more than happy to
go enjoy. I don't like being idle on vacation. Like
to me, a tropical vacation where I just go to
a beach every day doesn't sound fun. Like I want
to explore, I want to go see things like I
(04:10):
like that, but I also like doing it on my
own time, if that makes sense. Like I want action,
I want fun, but.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I also want to like never mind.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I just want to do it on my own time,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah. So we actually traveled with some friends of ours
who are also like, don't want to sit on the
beach all day? Yeah, but we did. So it was
nice because Cooper is also not a full on I
want to sit on the beach. Your phone is square, yeah, rectangle.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's my new phone case.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Sorry. So, uh, Cooper doesn't like to just sit on
the beach all day, you know, she likes to do things.
So luckily we were with friends who took Cooper on
two days. One of the days it took her on
a train excursion around Saint Lucia, fun and the next
oh no, it was at Saint Kitts whatever it was.
One of them was a mudbath, so Cooper went with
them in a mud bath. I can't get into mudbaths.
(04:57):
Something about it just really like freaks me out.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't know. Maybe it's just because it's mud.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You think it's gonna be like quicksand and you're gonna
go under.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No. I just don't like. I never liked face painting
as a kid. I never liked any of that, so
to me, it kind of skews me out. But I
don't want to rub muddle over my face and body.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It just looks I get. We did that when we
were in Iceland and Raykovic and you go in the
uh yeah, I'm old. Whatever the hell is that? Things
kind of cool because it's like twenty degrees below zero
outside in this thermal bath, it's like eighty degrees and
you put this white cream all over your face.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But I was gonna do that when we went last
August on to whatever place that is, but I was
so sleepy, so I didn't go.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, well, here here's my tip for cruisers. I mean,
I'm not a cruiser by any means. Yeah, up until
three years ago, i'd never been on a cruise because
I was always like, oh my god, I'm gonna be trapped.
But it's not like that at all, because you do
you get off almost every day. Yeah, But my advice
for you if you cruise, and we'll never have before,
always book excursions. Yeah, if you want to get off
(05:54):
the ship, book them. Because there was one day in
Saint Lucia where we did not book one because there
was anything available by the time my lazy ass got around,
you know, to booking stuff. And so that's the day
that our friends took Cooper to the mud bath, and
Ashley and I were like, hey, let's just go to
the beach. And everyone's like, yeah, just get a taxi.
When pull into port, no problem, get a taxi, you know.
(06:15):
And so of course everyone once you get there, they're
all in cahoots, you know. So I'm like, well, which
beach is the nicest one to go to? Oh? You
don't want to go to that beach, even though I
researched that beach, Pigeon Beach, I think it was called
I don't remember Pigeon Beach. Maybe I would never go
to a beach called Pitcheon Beach, but it was called
So they're like, no, no, no, you want to go to
Rodney Beach, you know. So I was like, okay, that's
(06:37):
the nicest sand and beautiful. I'm like, okay, let's go,
you know. So we get into cab. It was I
think it was forty dollars round trip or whatever it
was for the two of us. Maybe it was a
fifteen to twenty minute drive. There was traffic, so it
was like thirty minutes. So we got there and as
soon as you get out of the cab, the guy's like,
oh yeah, come with me, you know, because the cab
driver knows the girl that's sitting there, and the girl
gives you to some hands you off to some guy
(06:58):
that walks you into the beach. Oh yeah, I'm on
this that the other you know. And he's trying to
you know, He's like, you want any drugs? And I'm like, no,
I'm good, you know so and I was thinking of
you the whole time. No Ganja, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No girls, so that I can't have it, see the
wiki to Becky.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So they walk us way down, walk us way down.
He's like, okay, the blue chairs with the umbrella, those
are yours right now. I was like, thanks very much, man,
I really appreciate it. Now, mind you, this is a
public beach. Okay, so there's no charge to get on
this beach, you know. So we get there and I'm
not a sucker, but I know, and I'm like being
soft waggled, you know what I mean. And so he's like, okay,
chairs are ten dollars each, with the umbrella thirty dollars.
(07:36):
I'm like what I said, I don't need an umbrella.
I want to be in the beach. I don't need shades.
He's like, all right, ten dollars and they whipped the
umbrella out of the ground like all right. So I
had to give the guy twenty dollars. And the second
that we sit down, seventeen people come over bracelets, jewelry bracelets, coconuts, donations, gumbo.
They have a crock pot behind us with it, you know,
(07:59):
and it looked like complete baby diarrhea. They bring you
to their friend's beach. You're gonna get sold the whole
friend's area where they have everything, you know, beers and this,
that and the other. And it's like, dude, please just
leave us alone. We just want them to sit there.
And I hate saying because you know, I once I
start getting worked up, then I started becoming nasty to
these people, and I don't want to be like, no, pal,
(08:20):
we're good. We just chill out, you know. And then
of course I'm afraid to go in the water because
my bag is there, and the people are pissed because
I didn't tip them or buy anything from them. I'm like,
this is just a this is not a relaxing situation.
It is my own fault for taking too long to
book an excursion. So here, I am on Rodney Beach
and these people are up my ass. And let me
tell you something. When we're there, the guy like bent
(08:41):
over when he got pissed off to take the umbrella
out of the ground. He had a gun in his waistbelt,
and I was like, okay, I didn't tell Ashton because
I didn't want her to be scared.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Excuse me, Taxi, I'd like to go back to the
ship please.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I mean the beach itself was nice, but it just
I didn't like the situation.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, you know, you felt like you were being That
happened to me and show. When we were in Morocco,
we did a tour and on the last day at
this camp that we stayed at, they they insisted on
taking us to the Berber village. They were like, we're
gonna take you to Berber Village. And I had been
to Morocco once in the past and when they take
you someplace, hey, buddy, hello, we're recording bull chat. We're bullchat.
(09:23):
So we went to the village and they were saying
to us. I said before to Michelle, I said, I
don't want to go to Berber Village. And I'll tell
you why. They're gonna sell us carpets because Morocco is
known for its carpet I have a great story, but
go on, and we wound up going on the last
day while we were going to go to the next place,
and they're like, we're stopping at the Berber village or
getting Berber pizza.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Great Berber as in like Burbery.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, it's like a certain tribe. Okay, did Berbery come
from there? No, that's not it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So they make these rugs and they show you the
rug store and they're saying, oh my, oh god, look
at this rug. Do you know you could get this
rug for cheap if you buy it here and not
in like Marrakesh where you're going buy it here. This
is a real carpet. You want a carpet. For forty
five minutes, they gave us a carpet demonstration about all
the different types of carpets and the stories of the
(10:15):
carpets and the feeling of the carpets, and then at
the end we were like, we live in six hundred
square foot apartments. We do not have room for a
fifty foot carpet to go in our house. And they're like,
but the quality is so worth it here, and I
kept saying, no, I don't need a carpet.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Because of your ancestry where you're thinking that maybe they
were Sars carpets.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Come on, please get out of here, idiot. Needless to say,
I didn't buy a carpet. Michelle didn't buy a carpet.
And then we awkwardly ate pizza sitting and the guy
was staring at us like, you know you could get
a carpet.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know. That's so weird. And it leads me
to this. When we were in curisow at that stop
so they drop you off before can I just yeah,
of course, I just want to why did you have
my picture? Oh? Here we go? Are you gonna do
the Curoso?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Was it? Where's that one?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Kisaw? Was the second day?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Second day? So? No?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Maybe it was the first day.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
That's San Juan Juan?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That was it? That was it? In front of the
NCL thing was cirousaw this one? Unless maybe that was
the c day.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, that's when you had a great day at the casino.
Something I really love about cruise like is that we
get to stop at a bunch of different places rather
than just flying to one today Carousel, spent the day
with our good friends, went snarkling on a beautiful beach,
did some shopping a doubt, led back to the ship
for the show and dinner at Maderno. So much meat
(11:39):
hashtag cruise Norwegian hashtag noldigil epic.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right, let's go back to the in town shopping.
All right, So the port, they drop you off at
the port, and of course is you know you're right
in this little First of all, they have the coolest thing.
It was, it was the strangest thing.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So you wait, can we just before Yeah, we are
about to get to that point where we should say
we'll tell you the story of Cursal.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Right after this dun dun dun, dun, dunt dunt, and
we're back. So we're never gonna have the commercial break
song ever again. Okaz, I'm gonna get the box. Okay,
so stupid man box comes back. So anyway and curresw
how cool is this? So you get off? Shut up.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
The whole time, I just I can't not look at
like a picture of you and not picture that voice.
So the whole time I saw pictures of you, I
just kept like imagining you at the place as being like, well,
isn't this a quaint little down curesal.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Walking around with a microphone.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The weather here is wonderful.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So here's the cool thing. This is the first cool thing.
And then I'll tell you the weird thing. So they
drop you off at the port. And as you're walking
like toward town, it's like a ten or fifteen minute walk.
There's little vendors and stuff like that, and great music
and food and trucks and stuff like that. So and
then you walk over the bridge. You know, right before
you get to the bridge, you see all those like
beautiful colored houses in the background. Oh yeah, famous picture.
(13:00):
So that's right at the bridge. So you start walking
over the bridge. Yeah, and it's it's weird because you
can get trapped. I didn't realize this. Just as we
got off the bridge, all of a sudden, we hear
a bell. It's like and everyone's like, what's going on.
We have no idea what's going on? And then the
gates at the ends of the bridge close, So you're
trapped on the bridge and you can't get off. You're like,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What would happen?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, So instead of a drawbridge, you know, a drawbridge
goes up to let boat traffic go. No, this bridge
just moves to the side like an engine starts, Like
on a go kart, an engine starts and all of
a sudden, the bridge just starts going sideways, or it
just moves over a little bit, so like a boat
can pass through, because it's not really elevated at all.
It just sits on the water. So when a boat
(13:40):
or a ship or anything has to go through, it
just moves. And you're standing on it and you're like,
what is happening right now? And the kids, of course
wanted to be back on it. They wanted to be
We want that ride, you know, like it's on a ride.
The bridge is moving. It was the Cooper's like, walk
slow because she wanted to get stuck in the middle.
But it was the weirdest thing. So that was why, No,
unfortunately not that was weird thing number one. So weird
(14:00):
thing number two is then you're in like in town
and the village where all the bars and restaurants and
shops and all the beautiful things are whatever. So we're
walking around and you know, I was so excited because
there was a sketcher store there, you know, and so
we walk a little further up, and the friends that
we were with, she says, I want to go into
this store. I'm like, what it's called mister Tablecloth. Okay.
So in the middle of all the touristy stuff and
(14:22):
the drinks and everything, and the food and the conk
and the whole nine yards, there's a store called mister
Tablecloth and it's literally like a fancy tablecloth store. Bizarro,
Why is there a fancy tablecloth store in the middle
of tourist country. You know, there's t shirt shops, buy magnets,
all this, that and the other. And then you walk
(14:42):
in there and first of all, it's beautiful, air conditioned.
So I was like, okay, it feels nice, but it
doesn't make any sense to me. And let me tell
you something. The store was busy. There was a lot
of people in Mister Tablecloth and they were all buying shit.
People were spending hundreds of dollars in the tablecloth store,
and curras out that I were with it spent like
eight hundred bucks on table runners and tablecloths.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, maybe that's their Burper village, But what do you
just specialize in tablecloths? Maybe at Cirousol.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No there was one store.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Maybe that's what they're known for.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Let me google this cairousel and table you have to
have a little symbol underneath the sea. It's like a thing,
I know, whatever that that's called. But I was I
was fascinated yet disturbed by mister tablecloth. I didn't understand
what it was doing there, and I could not understand
why it was so busy and why there was a
line to check out.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, they are no, it's like a linen store. They're
a known thing. Their Instagram is big too, huh I
I looking up beautiful that table cloths?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, yeah, they were beautiful tablecloths. But it just didn't
make sense to me, that's all.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, you know, hmm. Well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's like I don't know, going walking through Times Square
there being like a volcanic rock store, Like it doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Well it could, because again, if that's what they're known for, like.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But not there, why go to the tablecloth areas to
tablecloth village like off the trail?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well why are rugs big in like this in Morocco
of all places where it's really.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Worn right, But there were lots of places selling rugs,
so that was a thing here. There was just like
this one random store.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Nobody else. There was nobody else in the place. There
are no other tablecloth stores. Okay, well then that is weird.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It was very strange.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It was just it's like the Raising Canes that's never
coming to Times Square. They keep saying it's coming, but
it's been under construction since the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
What's raising canes?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You've never been to Raising Canes? I can't really say
it like sine. I can't say it like that because
I've only ever been once with Gandhi. But they're a
fried chicken places. But they're not for their They give
you Texas toasts, that's like their thing. And they have
the cane sauce, which is good. It's decl is it
c ai n or c aaa and e s Raising canes.
They're building one in Times Square, but it's been like
the Jersey City Whole Foods that has been under construction
(16:53):
since twenty eighteen. Yeah, I don't know how long it
takes to build a freaking Whole Foods, but it's been
five freaking years.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
We go. We have the Amazon Fresh store that they've
been building since like twenty nineteen. I don't know, I
really want by my parents.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I'm so excited to be able to go to that,
but everything's gonna get charged to my credit card, so
I really have to figure out how I'm gonna split
my parents off.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Miamaz Tanya, it's just a it's just a gimmick. I
can't see people shopping there all the time. It's for
someone to say, haha, beep, beep beep, this is so cool.
Haha beep beep, and then that's it. There's no savings there.
It's just kind it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Haha, beep beep, ha ha bepepep.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, and the old people aren't gonna go there. My
dad's be like, what I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I have Amazon, I brought my laptop.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Can I get it?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Is this what I'm supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Your dad, I remember trying to get his keyboard hooked up.
It's the green wire. God, this wire it usually works.
I know you have to plug it into this one. No,
I never plug it into that one.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You have no idea. So he he's a court stenographer
and he's been working from home all COVID and now
he still works from home because that's the only way
he'll work now. And he'll call me or he'll text me.
He's like, something's not working, can you come look at it?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And he's got an old computer too.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
He just got a new one, just upgraded it. Yeah,
but still the zoom thing is still he doesn't get
you know, So why is there a picture of my
car on there? You know? When I'm not talking, I'm like, well,
that's your back screen. Yeah, once you once you log on,
that's your profile picture. Right then then it'll start. Yeah,
And he like calls me over while he's in the
middle of the case, like because a court and a
whole thing and and the attorneys and he's, you know,
(18:23):
doing his thing, and he's like what And I'm like, no,
I don't want to be in the screen. You know.
He doesn't like, he doesn't he doesn't get it. But
it's it's it's very it's just it's very tough with
old people and technology. Look, I'm getting there. Yeah, you know,
I have to ask my kids, Hey, how do you
change that? I got to ask you, ude, how do
I change my background on this thing? And like boo boo,
boo boo. And it's done a lot of boops for
me today, so many.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Boops so many boops. But I read another caption from you.
I really loved the last one. Well, I just I
think that's the one where you said it was an
epic trip.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well yeah, I mean that's why they named the ship epic,
because it is. Oh yeah, this is the one. What
I did it comments on this house, Oh I did.
Every time you upload, I would read the caption, just
sit there and just go what is he doing? Our
last day of board Norwegian epic and it truly was
in every sense of the word. Today we spent one
(19:16):
of our favorite days in Saint KITT's. After an amazing breakfast.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
On board, Ashley and I hiked at the top of
Sufa Stone Sufa. It was so sofa Sufa, Sofa Stone
mounted incredible views. What Cooper is not quite the hiker no,
so our friends Scott and Judy took her on a
scenic train ride around the island, finishing off the day
with an incredible dinner at Labistro, were Cooper tried us cargo.
(19:43):
She bade me pay her twenty dollars to do it,
but it was so worth it. Now back to Puerto
Rico for a trip through the rainforest before we would
turn home.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, what's wrong with that? I think it was nice descriptive.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It's just the way you say it.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I didn't say it like that.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You did, I you know, but it's just like I
just know your weather voice, and it's just you do
it in weather announcer voice.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I have to tell you we met a lot of
nice people that were listeners, not of this, but listeners
of the Big Show. Yeah, you know, I didn't have
anybody say I love ball Chat, I love Serial Killers.
There was none of that but oh hi Diamond. But
there were people that we sat down on the deck
at the pool because Cooper loved the water slides, so
we were going on the slides and this and now whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
One second, Oh, here we go. I just want to
know if she's calling me for a good reason.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
She wants lunch?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Is that what she's calling? Yes, she wants Hello. We
all recording bull Chat. I'm here with Scottie Bae.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Oh what is it? You want lunch or something? See?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I told you, well, it was great talking to you.
Dialand hope to see us souon. Andrew has to go,
he can't have lunch. The song that around if I
let you put your hands all over me, chet ching,
chat ching.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
What I was gonna say? Okay, you wouldn't. No, I
heard it this morning. It's a great song by lott I.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Like that song by Lotto. Is it short for Lottery?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Goodbye, Diamond Bye. It was funny like our studios are
next to each other and I just hear her giggling
at stuff from there because those rooms are not sound proven.
It makes me smile. But anyway, so there we sat
down on the deck and this woman next to me,
she goes, are you Scotty b Look?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I look okay, great? You know it flattering what it is.
I'm Scottiebe. You may have Knowldly from Elvis Dorett at
the Bolting Show.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And don't forget Extreme Coupodic Season one, episode thirteen.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh is that where you were from the TLC hit
Extreme Couppolic.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So I you know, I'm very humble, you know. So
I was like, maybe you know she's And the mom
was like, yeah, we listened to you all the time.
I know everyone on the show, Froggy this and whatever.
They didn't know you though, and those people don't you
know it's Oh, it was very cool. They were from Madison.
They listened to us on Z one O four. Her
name was Aubrey. I don't know if she listens to this,
but hey, Aubrey and Mom. Hi, Aubrey and Mom. I'm
(22:07):
Andrews to meet you. I'm sure they knew who you were.
I'm just being a dick.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What time, oh before we got into a final sech
but a bull chat. We have to take a little break.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, we'll be back right after this. Dun dum dum
dum dunt dunt, and we're back. You know. So while
we were gone on vacation, we got lots lots of packages.
You keep yelling at me because there's all kinds of
stuff in this room.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So our friend Matt sent us some cereals.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And I have to see this.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh boy, okay, not yet. I lost and check out
what we got. There was no name on it. I'm
pretty sure someone probably DM me but I don't recall.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well, it's glass, and I think you just broken no, so.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Check it out. It's made in Germany with love. Ah,
but it didn't say who it was from. We got
a ball. Oh my god, I love this ball. Yeh,
so now we can clink. I love this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I want this. We have it, so thank you and
I want to keep it.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Whoever sent us the Tassin Tassin bowl by fifty eight Products,
I don't know if it came from the company or
if it came from a listener. This particular one is
called Shill.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
These bowls so many right, are incredible, So thank you
whoever sent this to us. There was no name on
the return address. It was just the company that sent it.
So very very much appreciated.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Now wait, so Tasin sent us this.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I'm not sure if it came from the company or
from a listener.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well, I wish you knew, because if they did, I
would ask them to send me bowls.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's entirely they look like from the Disney I would
put these right. Look, he looks like the picture looks
like the Disney guy. What was that the Yeah, this
is so much cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I would for sure put these all around my apartment.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Now. The only thing is is no one sent us
a spoon, so I will have.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
To plastic one.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
We'll have to improvise. Plastic can't do it till the end.
So anything else you want to talk about, Andrew, We
haven't recorded serial Killers yet from Monday.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
That's gonna be a CoA. Well, we have the next
four three days too. Well, it's Tuesday when we're recording this,
not Wednesday. Scotti likes supertend. So will you have a
chance this week to record? Yes, Scott, Okay, only if
you have time.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I do do. Let's just make sure because I'm saying
right here and now I can record serial.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I can record serial Killers. All right, most of this
week I should be.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Free a most should be here we go. Do you
know that?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Like Nate and I like chat after the show now
and like I just catch up and make sure I'm
on the same page on things.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well, you can do that after we record. No, because
he's ten thirty eleven, not always he sits there, he
does what we've done with this, he's still sitting there.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, yeah, because there's a Philly call at eleven that
I'm not on that I chose to do this, so
let it be known. We listen right now.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's fine, all right, because we I want to do
at least thirty minutes for our listeners. They deserve it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Very sweet of you. So what else is going on
in your world? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
The new season of Life in Spanglish premiere is this
Friday's Carolina. You guys are gonna love it. This season
is so good and they're recording live in person again,
so I'm very happy with it. So listen to Life
and Spanglish wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, okay, By the way, I got to use my
Spanish in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I don't even want to hear this right now.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Why it was great?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Olah, miamo Scott. Don't they a stall applia?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah? And he took us to the PLI I can't
it was great.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You mean the U is didn't that a US territory?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It sure is. But the official language is Spanish there. Yeah,
but you know English is the second language there. And
if you look under that newspaper right there, you'll see
what I brought back from Puerto Rico that we're going
to talk under the newspaper, friend, that we're going to
talk about on Monday. Check it out complete chocolate flavored
(25:41):
Telloggs Complete. They had a bunch of different flavors. That
was coconut, there was a couple other words.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm not gonna lie. The chocolate looks like poop straight
from a butt.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Where else where else would it come from?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Look at that the way the chocolate is that this
is not appetizing.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I think I'm going to get into pudding again. I really,
that's just reminded me what a big I'm a big
pudding fan. What I feel like your oldification is getting
like pudding is not for old men. Oh pudding is
an old person. For Why when I was kids, we
had putting pops.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But Carl, I don't have but paint. Then, couldn't you
get me my porty?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay? What would the kid version be with teeth? I mean,
I like pudding, it's just they don't drink any drinks
anymore because you don't need teeth to drink. I don't understand.
I made no sense.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Just putting is one of those foods that's an all
retirement home.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, I had lots of jello on the ship.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm sure you did.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Cube it was cubed.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I had Buddy a cube jello on board the weeds
and epic stop.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
But yeah, I you know. My favorite pudding flavor is
what pistachio, Oh jello pudding, instant pistachio.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I love pistachio. Pistachio ice cream is amazing. Pistachio I
just but so so Stashio coffee.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Remember when, yes, now Starbucks? Can we talk about Starbucks
for a damn second, Like, I don't know what they did.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But I went to Starbucks for the first time in
like three years the other day three years. I don't
go to Duncan.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Is my choice a giant law? You've done.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
My friend Kam is calling, come on, she can wait
because there's a water main break in Hoboke.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But there always is, Okay. So if you don't know
the area here where we live, New York and New
Jersey are very close. New York City right through the
tunnel is Hoboken. Right through the other tunnel is Jersey City.
So it's it's very very close New York New Jersey
just bordered. We're on the border sides. And Hoboken is
a beautiful, cool city. Young people live there. I lived
(27:42):
there for like eight or nine years or something like that.
But it's a very very old city and the infrastructure
is very very old, and there are constantly water main
breaks because the pipes are well over one hundred years old.
So like the slightest vibration from some construction down the
street will burst one of these giant water mains from
(28:03):
you know, eighteen ninety eight, and so there's always it's
basically just they just patch them, you know, they replaced
that one section and that's it. For them to completely
redo all the water pipes and water mains and the
entire city is just an impossibility. So they have to
fix them as they break. But the problem is when
they do break, it gushes a lot of water. And
the way that Hoboken is is, you know, the back
(28:25):
of the city is kind of it's down. It's I
don't know if it's below sea level, but it's like down.
So all the water, even when it rains, will flood
the back of the city, and especially when there's a
water main break. It is an effing nightmare. I lived there,
like I said, probably in the early two thousands, and
I'll never forget. There was a huge, huge rainstorm and
(28:47):
we had to go watch our friend's cat, you know, Cubby.
He had lived in Hoboken the way back the end
of it, like down on Monroe Street, you know, the
way back, and he was away and we had to
go feed his cat. So I just walked in on
the most random part No, and so there was a
huge rainstorm. Yeah, and you know how the back of
Hoboken floods. I mean, all you need is a light
(29:08):
rain and as it floods. So we were walking down,
you know, second toward the back of Hoboken, and all
of a sudden, the water gets really deep and we
had Boomer with us, the dog Boomer. You know, it
was so deep that he started swimming.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So we were walking and Boomer was doing the doggy
paddle and we finally got the Kupey's apartment and the
whole ground level was flooded, but we were able to
get up and feed his cat. Wow. Yeah. So I
was just telling them how how volatile the old pipes
and Hoboken are because they're century old.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, my friend Michelle and her sister Kim, they live
in Hoboken and a water main break happened yesterday. So
they had yesterday and.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
When they do, it's brown.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
But today they said it was going to be back
in I think ten to twelve hours. It's been ten
to twelve hours and now they're like soon ten.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
To twelve days if they're lucky. Seriously, Well, I mean
they take a long time. Oh god, that was it
the whole city that's out?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Or is it just that bad? So our friend Veronica,
who also lives in Hoboken, was like, do I still
have water?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Did you watch that show? No? Exactly, so calmed down Toots. So, uh,
she had water yesterday, but then she said this morning
she was like, well, the water is starting to do
the like the thing, yes, where it starts sputtering out.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yes, that happened to me a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah. So then it's now out completely. So I think
all Hoboken is gonna be without water.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So we we had to shut the hot water heater
off for a minute because it was leaking and they
were over fixing it and I forgot when you turn
it back on, Yeah, the hot water is so I was, well,
I was at the kitchen sink and I turned it
on and I came off for a second and then
it started going to it started jerking, you know, and
I went because it scared me. I didn't know what
was happening after the pipe was exploding or something, and
(30:45):
it was like it just it has a spasm for
a little bit and then it turns brown and then
it goes back to normal.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Well, when after COVID, the first time I went back
to my apartment after like two three months with my
parents during COVID, Yeah, I remember going back and turning
the water on and it just wouldn't turn on, like
the pipes frozen. No, it was June.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh, I didn't oltho. I didn't hear that part. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
So by the time I got back, I and all
of a sudden, I left it on for a solid
like fifteen minutes and then it just went it just
this brown water. Everyone's nasty.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
My favorite part is whenever there's a water outage or
something's wrong with the pipes or whatever, and they say
that you could see brown water. Oh, you always see
brown say, but it's safe.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I'm not drinking brown water.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Right, No, gross, that's sediment from the bottom of it exactly.
So all right, you're done.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You have to go. Yeah, pudding, so no, but you
know where it's the best, So I have to go.
I know it sounds gross, but when they make it
at a diner, yeah, and it sits for a little bit,
Oh god, next day, please it has no please, please,
please please?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
What the coating?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yes, like a film pudding film, No, I hate the
pudding used to actually sell putting what do they call it?
Putting top? Please? What do they call it? It's called
something something, damn it. I can't think. But there was
a there was, like, you know, like Betty Crocker or
something would sell putting tops. No, and it would be
like a thin thing on two pieces of plasta to
open it up and you would just eat the pudding tops.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
So gross.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, I don't like that. Okay, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I just I don't know something about it feels just
old and congealed, and I just don't think it's good.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, there's certain foods. As they get a little bit older,
they're better, and that's one of them.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Ketchup like with all the disgusting, crusty ketchup on the top.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, that is kind of gatt As you're squeezing at
the heart, chunk falls in. Please, I hate it.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, I can't. All right, I shan't.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I guess we're done. Yeah, thank you for listening to
boll Chat. We'll see you on Monday with an all
new Serial Killers where we'll eat diarrhea complete.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Complete with a K with a K and Newman and
I are going to set a date where we're gonna
just chat and do a boll chat together.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I would love that. I love Newman, but I want
to be on on that one too. See.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Well, we're gonna do a Friday episode.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
It needs to be a day where I'm not here.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Maybe I'll do tech talk with nobody.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, he built a new beautiful studio. I know. I
want to go visit. Yeah, Colorado, Let's go Colorado. The Rockies,
Let's tap them?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
What? Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Tap the Rockies?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I don't get it corese Light cool?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
No, no, all right, it wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Does it look like I like watched the commercial?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I don't drink corse Light. That's for losers.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well, you get drunk off of one too, can Sam too?
That's killed Scott?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
All right? Follow us on all social platforms at Serial
Killers Piece c. Do not drop scissors in this beautiful bawl.
Why get me the plastic four spoons? It won't make
any sound.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It will until I refuse to let you chip this bowl.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I'm not gonna chip it, you jerk. This is the
same as a spoon. It's not pointy, it's it's not pointy. Look,
hell it is you poked me with scissors? You ate
all safety scissors for lefties? Do you remember in school?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I know, I don't. I don't remember lefty scissors.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What color were the tips?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't know. Orange.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You don't remember lefty scissors, no, because I'm not a lefty.
But they always had that. They would bring out the
little scissor caddy and they'd always be the jankiny pair
of lefty scissors.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Your own scissors.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
No, they had leftis scissors in the caddy and the top.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
So your school might have had that, but my school
did not. So I don't remember the caddies, and I
don't remember the lefty scissors.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I don't remember the plastic coating on the lefty scissors
on the where you put your fingers was always green,
got it? And right here it said lefty printed embossed
in it. That's a little so you Yeah, it was
very you know, it made you feel like an outcast.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
They should have quietly, they should have been silver like
the others and just been a little l you know,
because you know, I felt it was very hurt by it.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, And they were always rounded we'll talk about your
trauma and other f lefties always got the rounded ones.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I would actually like to do a challenge where maybe
I write with my left hand and you write with
your right.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Done, let's do it. I can't write at all, You
wouldn't be able to read anything.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I definitely can.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Can we do it right now?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
No? I need to go home. My friend really needs
to use my apartment because they haven't had water in
the like.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
In Your friend Michelle has lived without water for days.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Your sister Kim has not.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
So all right until we see you on Monday with
an all new Serial Killers, say think Andrew.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Can I get the spoons? No, that's plastic clink right.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
No, I'm gonna bring a spoon in unless somebody sends
us another one.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Well, maybe we'll get our spoons in a box that
never got delivered. Okay, bye.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh we're still missing stuff. I'm still missing stuff, my headphones.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I don't know where's my work laptop. Bo
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